Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-
open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing
but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck
will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling." Within
minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?" One
businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes." Without
missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got
two left!"
