surgery Blog by HarleyRider70
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created on 10/20/2009  |  http://fubar.com/surgery/b314849
 
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.  Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three  roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she  immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
 
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery  and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.".
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