Omfg was I pissed the fuck off when I woke up this morning. I'll explain...
A year and a half ago, I was first getting with a chick... the chick is now my ex, but whatever. Anyways, my roommate's best friend comes over a year and a half ago. My roomie (Monique) and her friend (Lisa) were both trying to get with me Lisa for about 2 hours that day. After a while, I got tired of hearing it so I told Lisa right to her face that she was too fat for me.
Anyways, a year and a half later, being this morning, I woke up to hear her blabing away in the kitchen. So, I go upstairs, make a coffee and say good morning to everyone. They all say the same back. I go downstairs back into the basement and turn my monitor on.
I don't even have the time to put the mouse in my hand, pick the shit out of my eyes, grab something to eat, have a morning smoke or even my morning coffee and I see the huge fat slob come down the stairs screaming my name "Eric! Eric!". She (finally) catches up to me and all out of breath, she starts to talk to me about stupid shit. Then she asks if I would like to get drunk with her... I saw where this was going... I turned to her and said simply like this "Didn't you try to get with me a year and a half ago?" She replied "yes"... and I said "Ok, and why did I turn you down back then?" She said "Well, because you started going out with Paula"... I said "Yes, that was a reason, basically my excuse, but the main reason is because your leg is the size of me. It was back then and now, a year and a half later, you still look the same... but yet you honestly believe in your heart you have a chance with me?" She was all shocked and like "Uhh, uhh, but I got a nice personality..."
OMFG Don't you women ever realize that if you're fat and desgusting and a guy turns you down for an alternative reason, it's because he is trying to spare your feelings? "Ohh, I have a bad self esteem because no guy wants to get with me" you'd say... here's what I say, if you want a better self esteem and be attractive to men, get your fat ass on a fucking stairmaster and do something about your wide ass. "Ohh, I had kids" you say. Thats fine, there's women all over the world, and even on this site, that have had more than one kid and you wouldn't even be able to tell. Hell, and if you do gain weight from kids, lose it quick. "Ohh, I need a man to be in my life before I can feel good about myself to want to lose weight" is another excuse I heard... Lol... you're going to wait a long time then because no guy wants to get with someone who "needs" a man in their life for them to take care of themselves.
Lisa, IF you EVER join LC and you're wondering why I turned you down, it's because you weigh over 400 lbs. Me fucking you wouldn't be enjoyment, it'd be a medieval chinese torture. The thought of you naked alone would break my back and make me puke all over my driveway. Please... please, Lisa, you fat pig... don't ask me out again... at least, not while you need to stand sideways to fit in a mirror.
