You ever go to those sites that have celeb nipslips? Well, I went to one of them last night and they were like "OMFG!!!! Trish Stratus NIPSLIPS HERE!!!" and shit. So, I clicked on it and what did I find? Sure, I found a nipslip. A whole 1/39375473658326258365926587th of the nipple was showing.
Now, don't you find this pointless? I mean, some fucktard desided to make a site showing that little of a nipple. I find this a fucking waste of bandwidth and cyberspace. Fuck, why don't those fuckers make a site on clevage? I mean, it's just as arousing and meaningful. Fuck, you bastards even make nipslip paysites. Are you that fucking easy to turn on? What in God's name is wrong with you people?
Here's a message to you cock suckers: Just because you are just as easy to turn on as a lightswitch, doesn't mean the world is. I mean, you cock suckers sit there, dysecting a television show then look for little itty bitty pieces of half-assed nudity. What the fuck do you think we are? You honestly think that because you get a woodie harder then diamond from those little crappy pics that we will? Give me a fucking break. You fuckers are probably 37 year old virgins who have never even seen a women's full tit. You are probably scared that they'll milk you to death, so you try to slowly expose yourself to this. God forbid you saw a pussy, let alone touch one.
Here's a tip, go get laid or watch a full motion porn where you see more then 1/39375473658326258365926587th of a tit, and then you will be one step closer to being an intelligent member of the porn site genre. After you accomplished one of the following, do the other. After that, destroy your whole nipslip site and put something intelligent. If you happen to find a nipslip that shows the WHOLE NIPPLE, then by all means, post it. If you find a pic where you see the cunt, well, by all means post it and tell everyone else.
-I'm out.
