This rant is one of my all-time favorite rants from the archive. So, here it is:
Your fucking right, I'm picking on you this time.
What is Welfare? Well, here's my version of what Welfare is. It's when some dumb fuck sits at home and collects a cheque/check (I am Canadian. Forgive me) from the government. Where does this money come from? Us hard WORKING members of society.
Know what I think? I think they should either modify it or ebolish it. Plain and fucking simple. Disability, I got no problem with. People are crippled and can't work, thats fine. No beef with you guys. Its the workable people I got a problem with. You fucking dipshits sit at home and fucking either surf the web looking at porn all day, do blow or watch fucking soap operas. You fuckers are pathetic. Get a fucking job. Even if it's shoveling horse shit or selling the drugs your cranking. It's because of you fuckers that our economy is fucked. And whats fucking it up even more is the fact you testical licking orangatang fuckers want more money. Why? Because you don't have enough money to last the month. Well, I'll tell you why. It's because you spend your money on stupid shit that you don't need. Do you Drink? QUIT. Do you smoke? QUIT. Do you have cable? Get it disconnected. You obviously have the internet if you are on Welfare and are reading this. Guess what. Get it cut too. You do blow? Quit that shit too. Also, cut salt, pepper, pizza pockets, pop/soda, candy and anything else thats not needed for living. Go to McDonald's on payday? Don't fucking say "no", I used to WORK there and Welfare weekend was the busiest days of the month. QUIT THAT SHIT TOO. IT'LL FUCKING CLOG AN ARTERY AND KILL YOU... wait a sec... no Welfare people, more money for healthcare... hmm... actually, eat all the McDonald's you can, you'll fucking die quicker and since the healthcare system is so shot because of you fuckers you'll die quicker. HAHA!
Wanna know how to modify it the way I would have it? NO (from all the Welfare people). Too fucking bad assholes, you don't got an opinion on this topic, us working people do though.
Make it so that the Welfare people have to punch into a central Welfare facility. Turn in their house keys for the day, punch in and actually look for a job. Also, you're only allowed to collect a cheque for 3 months. After that your on your own. Failure to do so would result in permanant termination of assistance. Why like that I say? Because it doesn't take more then 3 months to find a job. "There's nothing" you say? Well thats the biggest hunk of bullshit I have ever heard because I live in a little shithole town with only a grade 10 education and I found a job in a week. And that was a job that I went to when I was stuck because I knew they'd hire anyone with a heartbeat. And there's a place like that in every town. Sure, the pay isn't spectacular but I can actually buy what I want with the money I ACTUALLY EARNED. If there's a couple and one's on disability, the cheque is only large enough to support the disabled one only. This way the other person can actually do something useful for society instead of freeloading. Another thing is for all the Welfare women out there. They must go and get their tubes tied upon applying for Welfare. Should they land a job, it gets reversed. And the guys get casturated.
Now, this isn't a full broad bashing on all Welfare people. Just some. Like I said, disability I got no problem with. Single parents with a kid obviously can't afford a babysitter unless there making like 1.2k a week to babysit for 8+ hours a day 5 days a week. On top of that, since there going to be too young for preschool or daycare, they'd need special shit like diapers, etc. But guess what, thats what E.I. is for (U.I. in the states). Your working, you are insured.
In any event, except disability, Welfare isn't needed. I say cut the fucking thing or make it severely limited. I hate fucking freeloaders and you asslickers on Welfare are fucking freeloaders. My tip to you is get a haircut and get a fucking job.
