KevinGnWV's blog: ""Love, life and all those crazy things""

Let me start by saying this....these are MY thoughts and MY opinions. And you may disagree with them. That's fine. Feel free to be critical and tell me why you disagree and what your thoughts are. Who knows...you may just change my opinion. However....name calling, cursing, bashing and profile wrecking WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. That being said....here we go....

1: How can I care what you think, if I have no idea what I think?

2: Are these bars here to keep me in, or you out?

3: What is the square root of pie? A slice?

4: Apocalypse is upon us! (Twice actually....Apocalypse Now, and Apocalypse Now Redux)

5: Hey nurse...you poke me in the ass one more time....I'm gonna poke you.

And my injection might CAUSE an infection!

6: Why would you say that? What? That! What? Nevermind...

7: Wow that chic is hot! Should I piss on her, or let her burn?

8: If looks can be decieving, imagine what words can do.

9: Don't judge a book by its cover. Read the last page, then decide.

10: And finally...you've made it this far down the list..And I'm the lunatic?

Oh and, one last thing...I saw an episode of Mythbusters claiming a jawbreaker (candy) can randomly explode in your mouth.

Well, so can a penis....but you won't see that on the Discovery Channel.

Okay, I'm done now. Have a great day!