I just saw a video clip from 60 Minutes on yahoo.com. First of all, it reminded me why I don't watch shows like 60 Minutes, because they tell half truths and give just one side of the info to make the story more shocking. But what made me laugh was the video. There was a Nutritionist, a professor from Cornell, telling people about those heathen bastards at Subway polluting our bodies with high calorie food. The talk went something like...
Nutritionist: Care to guess the calorie content of you lunch, consisting of a foot sub with mayo, chips, and juice?
Re-tard: Uhh....300?
Nutritionist: Try 1390!
Now, if you are like me and don't care how many calories there are in what you eat, and you guess 300, then that's cool. If you do count calories, or have ever looked at those numbers and think a foot long piece of bread, chips, and a sweetened drink are 300 calories, then I am sorry but you are a moron! (Pounding their head) Think, McFly! Think!
Also, if you are doing a study because people are unknowingly eating a whopping 1390 calorie meal, then you are just pathetic! If you are the TV producer that weaves these pathetic tales into shock therapy "news", then you need your ass kicked. Seriously, if I had your life I would jump infront of a semi, and not bother to leave a note.
1390 calories ... Jesus tap-dancing Christ save these people! And god bless Professor F&%kin' Cornell and his brilliant grasp on society. Not only has he shed light on why some people have no life, but exposed the useless and pathetic nature of the TV "news" expose'.
OK, back to the fun! :D
