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Wanksters, gangstas, whatever you want to call them. I can't fucking stand them. But you already know this, don't you? Moving on...

Illegal immigrants. I have no problem with the legal immigrants, mostly because the legal immigrants at least TRY to speak one iota of English. At least enough to function in society, which is all I ask for. I don't want to sit down and have an intellectual debate, I want you to be able to follow simple directions and understand that $1.06 doesn't require a fifty dollar bill....

Door-to-Door Christians. Look, if I really wanted to know "all of the answers," I have Google. I don't care what faith you have, until you can draw a cubic sphere and create matter and energy, I don't want to hear your bitching. Stop parroting around about how miraculous your savior isn't....

Small children. Always wanting and disrespecting their parents and tearing up shit and sqealing and whining and- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sit down, and if you make one more fucking peep I will punt your ass over the fence!...

Pacifists. Right up there with vegetarians are pacifists. Aw, boo-hoo. Is little Johnny afraid of hurting someone? Then eat cold steel, you crybaby son of a bitch. Society isn't going to change your diapers forever, sonny. Either grow a pair or look into suicide...

People who wear confederate flags on their shirts are a major source of irritation for everyone in America, especially when they accuse everyone else of being unpatriotic. Listen, dipshit. I know you have no way of sensing irony what with the total lack of brain matter and all, but it just isn't cute anymore. You're not a redneck, and if you are, then you still have no right to label people "unpatriotic" for exercising the rights that this country stands for...

Pregnant Middle Schoolers. The fact that middle school girls are getting pregnant just goes to show you how bad some parents are. It's all a lack of discipline, I tell you. If you beat your child's ass, they wouldn't think "Oh, I have the right to go out and have sex,"...

Emo. I'd say "emo boys" or "emo girls," but they've rendered it ambiguous and I hate them both equally. And who wouldn't? They follow a fashion trend based on suicide and being pathetic. At least I give them a reason to cry. In a way, I'm helping them...

The phrase, "you need to find God."...


Drug dealers...

Loud, obnoxious laughter...

People who wear cross necklaces then bitch at my friends for wearing clothes with satanic imagery on it...

Any politician who voted for illegal immigrants to collect Social Security without paying into it...

Having to listen to people bitch just because I said something "mean." Tough shit, assholes. That's my opinion- live with it, or choke to death. Preferably the latter...

Anyone who is offended by ANY sexual content....

People who baby talk to their pets. Animals don’t speak the language and they certainly don’t give a crap if you are mommy and you’re going to wash their wittle bitty baby bum...








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