Rant Hillbilly Style
My Bitch screaming for mercy.
Kids hiding in the wood shed from me.
Dogs are barking.
Is that the fucking
Damn it all.
Time for open season today.
Picks up the old faithful
Which is better for me
Fuck up the old
Bitch of hag I live with
Is laying on the dirty floor crying and all battered up?
Sorry ass for cheating on me
The neighbor damn young stud son,
Came calling late last night
He pisses me the fuck off,
I had to fuck his ass with the faithful ax in the backyard.
Ain't got to fucking time to myself no more.
Kids always running around naked and hungry
Pack of wolves,
Damn… that is right.
Bitch of Hag is damn wolf.
Should had not kinky in the woods all those with that
Point my shotgun out the broken window.
Damn is that old fellow,
I use to hang out with,
The day he caught me fucking his wife and two daughters
His barn behind his house.
Damn my ass is now dead for sure.
Fire a few shots off.
Never see a fat man dance
That before, until today.
Hell no wonders my bitch was chasing his son down,
Why couldn’t I see?
Shit axes my own son up last night.
No wonder that fucker look so much like me.
Dag, it all.
Picks up the shell and shots again.
Hell darling, I am going to hell with you.
I shoot my bitch of hag.
Turn my damn gun upon me.
Shit yeah, If you wander down my way.
Be careful of my children.
Those damn heathens
Ferrous come the full moon nights.