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okay so my brothers at it again! we're talking about my mom cause he was yelling so i told him to be quiet cause moms sleepin, well he goes dude she sleeps like 30 hours a day! HAHA so i go yeh cause theres 30 hours in a day! LMAO! just thought you would get a good laugh outa that like i did! lol!
You make me cry everyday The sadness just won't go away You are gone now There's no way to get you back Just the thought kills me It's too much We all miss You never cared what other people thought You weren't a geek But just a kind hearted person Thats what everyone said at your wake Before that we didn't know your fate We thought you would be here Forever and always When you said goodbye That thought vanished Shattered Gone Never to be seen again I miss you Thats for sure I had a hard time saying goodbye I thought of you and cried Because you were so strong You really where Stronger than anyone I knew Thats for sure
Tourette De France
I just watched the funniest thing on TV that I have seen in a long, long time, still wiping the tears of laughter from my face... Tourette De France Keith Allen teams up with a party of teenagers from the Tourette Scotland support group, and travels with them to France on a red Routemaster bus. Led by John Davidson, the group's ultimate goal is a visit to the Sal Petrier hospital in Paris, to see for themselves the place where their condition was first diagnosed, back in the late 19th century. As well as debunking the myriad preconceptions about the syndrome, Keith Allen's Tourette de France looks at the humorous side of society's reaction to Tourettes. By turns funny and touching, it gives the viewer a rare insight into a group of normal, likeable, and occasionally mischievous teenagers who are managing to live fulfilling and rewarding lives, despite the bizarre hand that fate has dealt them. If you get the chance to see this then you would be a fool to miss it... th
Denver News
Subject: Fw: Denver News] -------------- > THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT. > > Denver Post: > > This text is from a county emergency manager out > in the central part of Colorado after todays > snowstorm. > > WEATHER BULLETIN > > Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered > from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather > Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic > blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 > MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility > poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow > banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of > communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. > > FYI: > > George Bush did not come. > > FEMA did nothing. > > No one howled for the government. > < BR>> No one blamed the government. > > No one even uttered an expletive on TV . > > Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. > > Our Mayor did not blame Bush or any
sorry to put this on here but my friends might want to know and if u dont then dont read it. my mom had a 5 bypass yesterday and well its not looking good they tryed to let her bteath on her own yesterday but no luck , today the doc found out that she had no ressataion papers signed and now we just dont know what is going to hapen to her if they r just going to un plug her or what . hope not im 200 miles away but might be living tonight to go back down if they pull the plug . if u all pray now is the time if not she like her beer to have 1 for her ty
Kids That Can't Grow Up!
Why Does a 21 yr old who flaunts herself think thats she is better then anyone? Did you have fun cute_blonde coming up w/fakes for commenting on yourself? To set the record straight....... Cute_Blonde.......LOST! she had 5725 comments and 71 votes= 5,796 points Loboshewolf ......WON! She had 5750 comments and 56 votes= 5,806 Ever since this spoiled little girl has lost she had her fakes over downgrading my profiles and pics... After the words that she left to me in shout I blocked her ass... For one thing She is no perfect cherry! Her salute looks like a distorted up mess! Starting to have my doubts on her even being 21...if even real... Why am I letting this get to me? Cause I HATE stupid people like this! Also Its my Contest and Loboshewolf is the winner.... Cute...Maybe take lessons from us older women... You dont mess with Mother Nature....... Kids......Shakes Head! PS... all the ones that she uses SKY^WATCHERS(CT^COMMENT^BOMBER)@ Che
I Can Only Be Me
I got a few females hatin on me....and it really doesn't bother me, cause they aint shit...NONE OF THEM GOT SHIT ON ME!!!! Thats real talk. Its not my fault that some nigga's on here are feelin me....they feelin me cause I am a real ass female. I speak tha truth 100% all day eryday....I don't play games...I respect myself, I don't have myself on here but all my shit out there....and 9 outta 10 nigga's is gonna LOVE that about me....Don't hate on my cause Im a real ass female..
Anyone else still playing this game? I just found my old copy and I'm going to be installing it again here soon :)
Sexual Arousal
Sexual arousal is the process and state of an animal being ready for sexual activity. Human sexual arousalUnlike most other animals, human beings of both sexes are potentially capable of sexual arousal throughout the year, therefore, there is no human mating season. Things that precipitate human sexual arousal are colloquially known as turn-ons. Turn-ons may be physical or mental in nature. Given the right stimulation, sexual arousal in humans will typically end in an orgasm, but may be pursued for its own sake, even in the absence of an orgasm. Causes of human sexual arousal See also: Sexual attraction The causes of human sexual arousal are sundry and, by nature, subjective, always arising from natural urges but otherwise spanning the scope of human or cultural desires from love and mere attraction to the obscure. Signs of possible human sexual arousal Female sexual arousal: Increase in breast size Vaginal lubrication Vasocongestion of the vaginal walls Clitoral tum
Snow, The 2nd Dose.
Ok so last night we goto ur 2nd hleping of snow, wlel our first big snow in yearsss! So me and my best buddy bruce went and had ourself a dandy fucking itme all night ^.^ Also our neighbor agreed to let us ride around on his quad and pull him aorund on this tube, that was fun..then it waso ur turn hahaha.. it was great fun. By 1am i couldnt feel anything! xD anyways that was my fun snow night. later ^.^
A Spell Is Cast
When I think of you I am far away, My mind wanders, my thoughts...they stray; To wondrous places with special dreams, So believable at times, so true it seems. I imagine the emotions that flit across your face, As with tender fingers...your skin I trace; The uncertainty in your eyes shines so deep, A treasured memory remains for me to keep. The feel of soft, warm skin beneath me, A passionate look now in your eyes, I see; As I stroke you once more, with tender caress, and let my fingers curl on a stray tress. I watch you intently and bend my head, To kiss your delectable lips, a sultry hue of red; With quivering touches and heartfelt desires, Emotions deep and our passions now fired. We share a kiss so full of pleasure, giving to each other, measure for measure; Tongues flicking, dancing and entwined, Such sensual loving is hard to find. With bosoms heaving and hips pressed so near, There's always loving and never a tear; Our bodies close and our hearts beating fa
A Look At Two Views
-------------------------------------------------- Tears roll down her cheeks Her tears are oh so silent and meek She's slit her wrist atleast five times tonight Darkness that's where she sits Alone That's how she always feels She hates her life But as they say It's no big deal She's depressed and under stress Her life is a great big mess Danger well to her that is no stranger Blood oops she cut to deep Yeah she's stuck in a hole and it's much to steep Lying She told you she was okay "Why does she have to be this way?" She won't make it to the next day Hope there's none of that She's just sitting there in her chair curled up Broken her body is battered black and blue with blood dripping Strength She has none Hell had just begun She's so dizzy Her mind is going crazy like it began to spin She felt bad so she slices another layer of skin Screaming inside her mind this is all she ever did and heard Death She dreamed of this Give her one last kiss on her scared up wrist
I'll Wait
I take you with me in my dreams wishing that it all could be real. Wanting what you have to offer. Loving the way that I feel. You've touched me so deeply already without laying a hand on my skin, and I patiently wait for the day that our lives will truly begin. I'll wait for the day that you'll kiss me, the day I'll melt into you. I'll wait for the day that you'll touch me bringing my passions to view. I'll wait for as long as it takes for the day when all will be right, but while I wait I will have you sharing my dreams each night.
I Want To
I want to run out naked; to realize the dark hole of love, to wake up from the Bed of Lies. I want to run out naked; to dry the tears on my face, to erase the memories of you. I want to run out naked; to feel the sunlight with my skin, to touch the wind with my body. I want to run out naked; to experience the world with my true self, to see reality with my good eyes. I want to run out naked... to be myself
On the day of January 23,1977-the greatest event in the history of the world would change the format landscape of television as we know it. Even after years later,it still to this day holds the title of one of the best television mini-series of all time. Under the usual definition of a "series",ROOTS would not be included as a made for television movie-it was really an extended special. But in fact that it was the most-watched dramatic special in the history of television,and its considerable impact on its viewers was outstanding. The overall success of ROOTS was unprecedented. Approxiamately over 100 million viewers saw the concluding installment and it must be considered an event of considerable magnitude when nearly half of the entire population of the United States can be assembled in front of its television sets to watch a single dramatic presentation. No one,not even ABC,was prepared for anything this big. In fact,one of the reasons given for scheduling ROOTS on eight consecut
I'm bleeding I'm open i need someone to help me you try and help me but i push you away then when your gone i cry and wish you where here but there is nothing i can do because they are my own mistakes not yours I'm giving up i need some help but every time someone try's to help me i push them away it's my own fault don't worry about me i don't care I'm bleeding I'm open my mind has slowed i don't feel it anymore i don't feel the pain that is supposed to be there love hope peace pride try live die every thing we hold near or fear it doesn't matter not to me anyways i have nothing to prove I'm moving on this is living what I'm doing it's dying it is my living i died emotionally long long ago now I'm dying physically my wrists are bleeding the blood is dripping there's no stopping it I'm falling to peaces pray for me i don't have the faith to survive on
Lmfao - Colt 45
wait a minuite man check this out. There was this blind man right. there was this blind man right. he was feelin his way down the street . with his stick right. hey he walked past this fish market . you know what im saying . he stoped he took a deep breath. he said Whoa! Good morning ladies. You like that shit man? I got a gang of that shit man. I'll tell you what My man on the guitar Dude on the drums Everyody gather 'round the mic I'll tell ya all these muthaf**kas First I'mma start it off like this Help me sing it homeboy! C'mon! **Sings** Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We go to far at the dogs. Smoke that pound of weed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong i said roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems, feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm dale skatin' on dayton wheels so roll, roll, the '83 c
Death Will Never Be
Look in the mirror and what do you see a haunted spirit pain trapped in eternity, walking down paths of time hoping death will free him from torment and misery despair riddled mind a cancer in the soul the darkness eating away disease destroying him. Alone he always walked no faith in mankind, waiting for death to claim him to take away his shame and the constant pain that had followed him through all of his days through the dreams at night frightening him until light grew into a new day still the fears won't go away. Walking paths treacherous hoping death will free him, wishing to go to countries far where war is rife waiting for the stray bullet or the feeling of a knife entering the back and piercing the heart let the blood run red letting the diseased body, fall to the ground, dead. That was a day in his life he carried for many years from being raped, to fights at home from beatings and blood pouring from the ripped soul crying always wi
if u can keep ur when all about u r losing theirs and blaming it on u; if u can trust urself when all men doubt u , but make allowance 4 their doubting too; if u can wait and not b tired by waiting, or being lied about dont deal n lies or ,being hated dont give way to hating, and yet dont look too good, nor talk too wise; if u can dream- and not make dreams ur master; if u can think-and not make thoughts ur aim; if u can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same; if you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken twisted by knaves to make traps for fools, or watch things you gave your life to broken, and stoop and build'em up with wornout tools; if you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, and lose, and strat again at ur beginnings and never breathe a word about ur loss; if you can force ur heart and nerve and sinew to serve ur turn long after they r gone, and so hold on when there is nothing in you
Friends Or Lovers
do u want ur friends as lovers or ur lovers as friends we all don't really know what we want in the end. But do they stand there and look you straight in the eye you act as if you've never seen it so you just walk on by.what comes of us what tears us apart hat brings us together and mends our hearts its love no matter who or where or how you can feel it just sitting in the air all around u cant catch it or push it away you have to let it in to brighten your day.
Of You
so as i begin this new day lets wash all old memories away forgetting all the hurt and the pain washing away all that makes me insane then ill be ready to start anew holding only my memories of you they're the only ones that matter anymore so to my past i close and lock the door making sure to swallow the key so that my past is locked deep inside me cause it doesn't matter anymore and i'll lay all my cards out on the floor i'm far from perfect, as i'm sure you can see but i never claimed to be i can seem a little odd or strange and its something i can't change some of my scards are always there but not visible, as you are aware and with all my flaws and all my doubt its always you i'm thinking about and with your help i hope to find a way to put my past behind and in you there's something so strong that i haven't seen in so long and something so beautifule to behold that the like of it cannot be told so as i am starting under i want you by my side becuase wi
Life And Which Way To Go With It
Got To Go For A Couple Days.......
Hey guys, I have to go out of town for a few days. In case your wondering why one of Davids family members died and I have to go with the family that has taken me in and treated me like their own.... I want nothin more thatn to take the pain from everyone I love, I would suffer all their pain for them if I could! anyways I am not going to say that she gone to a better place of that she's not suffering anymore while she may not be suffering anymore,I dont know where she's gone but wherever she is I know they really have a beautiful person coming to them and that place will be a little more beautiful with her there, we will miss her and I really wish i had gotten to know her better but this is the way life works I guess.Anyways, See you guys on the other side of this test of mental stability............................TTYL & MMFWCL!!!
Airplane Stunts
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The other day my sister called me telling me she'd seen this insane movie .. saying there was a little bit of everything in it .. Scares , Laughs, worries , well you get the idea ..So she started telling me a little about the movie and told me I really had to see it .. So I did and now im gonna tell you all about it .. The Movie is called "Bubba Ho Tep" ..and here's what its about .. Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by acclaimed author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells the “true” story of what really did become of Elvis. We find the King (Bruce Campbell) as an elderly resident in an East Texas rest home, who switched identities with an Elvis impersonator years before his “death”, then missed his chance to switch back. Elvis teams up with Jack (Ossie Davis), a fellow nursing home resident who thinks that he is actually President John F. Kennedy, and the two valiant old codgers sally forth to battle an evil Egyptian entity who has chosen their long-
To Make Me Stay
My heart My home To see you under moonlight Ahhh, what a sight! But even in a pinch Seeing you in the cold light of day Would Empower me to stay Instead of carrying you around with me A folded photo, creased and bent Floundering in a wallet In my pocket You have the say To make me stay
Robert Anton Wilson (rip)
A man who's writing has meant very much to me over the better part of my life, has passed away early this morning. I don't think anyone here would understand, but all I can say is fnord.
Behind The Mask
Nothing is left for me now... I am a mere shell of what I used to be Loneliness, pain I remain here why...? I am bound by fate to you All my pain, my sadness, you understand it all too well I am here because of you... To be by your side no matter what To protect you at any cost Even at cost of my own life Masking how I truly feel about you You may just think of me as a friend But... I think of you as so much more You are someone worth giving up my life for You are the one who restored my faith in life again I always want to be there for you... To catch your tears, to share you laughter, to comfort you in any way I can Maybe, some day, I can tell you how I fell I just want to tell you that I love you
forget the world the future and all our pain, let me only look upon your face gaze into your soul and feel my love that is for you, let us make this moment last for all eternity, freeze this moment in time when you are in my arms and our lips meet, let me live in this moment that I whisper all that I feel and hold you close, forget the world and the future it will only take you away from me, and digs deeper the knife of reality into my soul, but I know this can not be and I give up, knowing nothing can me done and all I will ever have is this memory, of the moment you where mine
Do It Now!
You always say you care do you really? if you do then do it now! Slice my wrists and black my eyes so i can fall asleep tonight for the last time ever you've always said that you love me more than anything that you always have and you always will so end my misery and stab me through the heart a thousand times till theres no blood left to spill you always say you care do you really? if you do than do it now! slice my wrists and black my eyes so i can fall asleep tonight for the last time ever
The Only Answer I Can Give
Why do I love you and what to hold you in my arms why am I willing to take all the pain that you give me why does the cycle always continue I truly do not know all I can do is fallow what I feel and do all that I can to keep what I seek you ask why I love you and I can not give you the answer you seek but I can tell you that it is true even though you run and fear what you could become I will love you never knowing why it is my fate to only share in others sorrows and so rarely in their pleasure This love that I feel I fear knowing it only gives you grief even after seeing your soul I still stand by you holding you in my arms as you cry knowing your tears are not for my sake I will still love you I will still hold you even knowing all that you are knowing it would be too hard for you to love only me but I stand still hoping that my dreams are wrong and the vision was blurred even though I will never know why I love you
Who The Hell Would Have Thunk It...
but, I'm a college boy now!!! Starting my first classes today. Sitting in class now! I'm too old for this shit!!!!
Gangsta 4 Real
Ok....let me say this.....this broad came at me on my shoutbox and told me that I should be a lady and quit tryin to act gangsta.... FIRST of all...where does a dumb bitch like this who has her name as "MY KITTY.....whateva, whateva" shit bout me not actin like a lady. I don't have my shit out there like "WHOA" shit is doubt. SECOND of all, I am 100% LADY...all day eryday....HOWEVER....I rep mine, all day, eryday...and I WILL HOLD IT DOWN no matter what....I know a million nigga's who cut for a down ass female....not one who nuts up anytime shit get to all tha hatin ass females...FUCC YA'LL....and to all tha GANGSTA ASS FEMALES....Lets KEEP IT GANGSTA, all day and all nite.......
Rip, U Have My Love, Prayers And Support
I Give To You
again you run from me not knowing why only feeling afraid, you don't understand what you could be and what I could be for you, but I place it in your hands to decide everything even seeing you tremble knowing what will be I give you the power, that is all I can do for you all my love can permit, I could never live if I thought I took you from joy or even hindered you from peace, all I know to do is love you and let you decide, even though it torments me I will abide by your decision, I only ask that you never forget and never regret that which we were and that which you will make us, to you my love I give the only thing I can, the final word and ultimate decision
Quiz / Who Are You?
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? The CreeperYour the Creeper your meant to kill. And 23 is your big number. Your lil gruesome to eating people, using their skin for under tunnel caverns left for teens to find. Your quick too, those massive wings can chop off heads and get you places you need to get, like on top of School Buses. Your also nasty and like bellybuttons, any body part you can make your own for that matter. Your just wierd. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
April Made Me Do It - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others
Most people think that T & A means Tits and Ass. But for me I mean Titties and Alcohol. Cause I love titties and alcohol. Just check my pics if you can and you will see what I mean and there will be more to come.
New Drugs For Women
>D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. > E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. > ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. > P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. > D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. > F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. > M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better
Ronald Reagan
"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." - Ronald Reagan "I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US. Congress." - Ronald Reagan "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." - Ronald Reagan "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan "The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this ea
Part 2
well after 4 years. i got kinda tired of not being able to keep friends outside of the military, and decided that life was not for me. in 1998 i got out, and moved to Tucson Az where my parents had moved to. While i was in the navy i met a girl on the internet, and had been talking to her for a while.. well after a couple years in tucson (working for microsoft, and running a couple of internet service providers) i moved this girl here to be with me. her and her daughter moved in with me and we lived together for a year before she decided she didn't love me any more and on my birthday, took her daughter and moved in with some guy she met off the net. it took me two years to get over this girl, to this day i still have no idea what i could have done wrong to make her want to move, but i'm over all that. So in thsoe two years. i was alone all the time, living with my parents (she left me with a lot of bills and i had to declare bankruptcy.. ) I even
Part 1
This is all about me. I know sounds kinda screwy, but this is the easiest way for me to tell you about my past, and the stuff that's happened in my life that's made me who i am today. I was born in Manchester New Hampshire, lived for 5 years in Kalispell Montana, i don't remember much of that, and around 5 years old moved back to Manchester. This is where i grew up, went to school, etc. Really don't remember much of it till high school. I started high school earlier than most kids so of course i was a little younger than most of the freshman. I was a lot smaller too. I've always been a small skinny person. I've had troubles gaining weight most of my life, and up until quite recently this has given me no end of problems with how i see myself. It used to really make me feel bad about myself. Add to taht it really made me quite unpopular in high school. Kids are mean, and this was true where i went to school as well. I got made fun of by nearly everyo
Hey You All
I am new on here. I just recently moved back here from Kentucky. I will say that Dayton has changed so much it is not even funny. I have lost al contact with my friends since i have been gone :( So i am on here looking for you all please give a girl some love on here...myspace graphics
I Love This Qoute.
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
I'm A Cherry Pimp Lol
I am sooo excited about making it to cherry pimp. There was a time I never thought I would make it this far but having the great friends that I have all made it possible. thank you to each and every one of you!
Hanging By A Moment
Desperate for changing Starving for truth Closer where i Started Chasing after you i'm falling even more in love with you letting go of all i've held onto i'm standing here until you make me move i'm hanging by a moment here with you forgetting all i'm lacking completely incomplete i'll take your invitation you take all of me now.. i'm falling even more in love with you letting go of all i've held onto i'm standing here until you make me move i'm hanging by a moment here with you i'm living for the only thing i know i'm running and not quite sure where to go i don't know what i'm diving into just hanging by a moment here with you there's nothing else to lose nothing left to find there's nothing in the world that could change my mind there is nothing else there is nothing else... Desperate for changing Starving for truth Closer where i Started Chasing after you i'm falling even more in love with you letting go of all i've held onto i'm stand
I'm Almost....
I'm almost a cherry PIMP..I just need over 2500 points....I've been commenting, rating, fanning a ton of people today..I've reached my limit as far as stashes are concerned... So anyone thats not too busy..Could you possibly check to see if you've rated my pics, stash, profile..etc.?
Black Depression
The black hole of depression has me in its claws Searching out hidden secrets and horrible flaws The part of my past hidden from all Is like a jump from a building with nothing to catch my fall Like a deep cut on a vein drawing out blood That I don't feel even though I see the flood I cannot feel and cannot see I could be a coward and flee The depression puts my body on auto pilot The emotions that can't come out cause an inner riot Where I go is in outer space My eyes turn black and you can't see my face I don't talk because I forget how I can walk but never bow I don't know fear I don't feel terror The black hole drags me away the surface never gets nearer
Something Really Stupid
Please Hang Up and Try Again... A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers. The confused man inquires, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' "I told her we didn't need one, " the man muttered under his breath. ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone...who I thought was her husband.'' The man, suddenly realizes what's going on and begins to fume. Moments later, he says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid hesistates, but answers, ''What do I have to do?'' The man explains to her: ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid pauses for a moment to consider the awful deed and puts the phone down. A min
Plzzz!! Read!!!!
hey all.. my friend is lookin for peeps in contest.. for sexy mama contest hit her up if you want to enter here is the info about it on the bottom here...... Bling your profile at Hi Friends and Fans I wanna have a contest and I was thinking since my name is Sexymama I would do one for CT's sexiest mama so if you think you would like to join send me a private message with your link to your pic only SFW will be taken. If I get atleast 15 entries it will start on 1-15-07 at 12 est time and end 1-22-07 at 7 est time I've decided that the prizes will be... First Place-- choice between Diamond Earrings or a Platinum Cherry Second Place----Platinum Cherry Third Place----Dozen roses I want this to be fun I don't want any drama! Music Video Codes By Music ~Sexymama~@ CherryTAP Please repost for me love you guys ~kisses~ Sexymama (repost of original by '~Sexymama~' on '2007-01-11 14:08:23')
Men On The Internet
I've complained a bit in my blog about men on the internet and how they talk to women. I thought I would share a few of the experiences I've chronicled. The majority of these are from my first couple months as an active IM'er last year. After that, I honestly got blase about it, and stopped chronicling the idiocy. Names have been changed to protect the idiotic. My comments are in italics. And these are all direct cut and pastes. I didn't edit, modify, embellish, or do anything other than cut and paste them. By the way, for more examples, see: Lafillette's very funny webpage Guys Online Note: Some of these are R-rated. Cover the eyes of your children and all that. Disclaimer I don't hate men, and I certainly do not judge men based on these prizes. I'm obviously not adverse to talking to people online, since I'm here. I have made some very good friends online, and most of my friends are guys in real life. It's just that they wouldn't talk to women the way thes
3,000 British Troops To Pull Out Of Iraq By May
3,000 British troops to pull out of Iraq by May 11 Jan 2007 Thousands of British troops will return home from Iraq by the end of May, The Daily Telegraph can reveal today. Tony Blair will announce within the next fortnight that almost 3,000 troops are to be cut from the current total of 7,200, allowing the military to recover from four years of battle that have left it severely overstretched.;jsessionid=HGJLAQRCU5CTHQFIQMGCFF4AVCBQUIV0?
School starts again tomorrow. It should be a light term. but, i'm looking forward to learning more so I can start making graphics and whatnot for this place instead of just stinkin myspace. boo @ myspace!
Den Is Here.....
Well im finding my way around here slowly...and being a perfectionist im getting frustrated that all my page is not up to time but ive learnt alot so far.If you visit my profile and see a few cracks in it well its because i am a crack!!...haha no seriously its because i dont know how to fill the cracks yet.Look forward to more learning moments here...:))
6-12-06,bulletin From Myspace
Subject: HaHaHaHa Love is a Temptation,that starts with a sensation,when a guy,stick's his location,in a girl's destination,to inctrease the population,for the next generation,do you get my explamation,or do you need a demonstation ??? Sky is blue,Water is wet,I'll make you cum,I'll make you sweat.Pressed up against my body.Movin up an down.Slowly but firmly,We'll move the ground. Kissing is a habit,Fucking is a game,Guys get most of the pleasure.Girls get all the pain.10 minutes of pleasure.9 Months of pain.3 Days in the Hospital.A Baby without a name.The baby is a basturd.The mother is a Whore.This would never of happen'd,if the damn rubber hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math,you subtract the clothes.Add the bed.Divide the legs.And pray to god you don't multiply. Roses are red.Grass is gree.Open your legs,and I'll fill you with cream. Hickery Dickery dock.This Bitch is sucking my cock.The clock struck two.I dumped my goo.And dumped her to the end of the block. Sex
Hittin Woman Huh
Yo Check this, Mfckrs That put they're hands on woman are PUSSY...Yea I said it...And them punks need to come see me..I got sum 4 yo ass...Im a man and you aint never had to deal with one of those If u feel you gotta put yo hands on woman....So...Stun1 says " Put yo hands on a Pussy"
The blade slides across her wrist Blood sprays in fine mist Slowly stopping now just a few drops She cuts a little deeper hoping her pain stops Blood splatters to the floor No She can't do that anymore Bandages her arm Can't let him know she does herself harm Hides her pain once more Not allowing him to see the gore The scars on her arm grow deeper each day It never really mattered what he had to say She reaches out in the words she writes Feeling better until the approach of the lonely night Don't write of such things he wants her to stop One day she will stop these lines of pain And on that day the world will gain Fore she will no longer be here Causing that shed tear But for now the blade slides across her wrist blood sprays in a fine mist Slowly stopping now just a few drops She cuts a little deeper and her pain finally stops
Am Pissed Off
ok I had to block a person for being crazy...look I am not a bytch but I will be one if you constintly push yourself on me thats a big no no...its really creepy when a guy starts planning on moving out to where you are when yet you just met no more then 2 days ago and bugging to have you look at their privet pics woooow theres something obviously wrong with you when you get all pissed off at the person cause they said no and was polite about it...frick I got kids and I aint gonna be looking at nude pics with my kids around thats just disrespectful....and what pisses me off is that there is no need for name calling I am not in elementery school here just because I dont wanna look at mens privet pics doesnt mean Im gay and there is nothing wrong with being gay or bi(seems to me you have a big issue with that get help from a head dr guy they are human just like you)...I am not going to allow one stupid nut job push me around and think sorry is gonna cut it...nope you push me and I push ri
How's Your Year So Far?
Well, so far this year has started off where It left off last year. Still working o.t, still in debt, kids still at home (lol), still hungover from the Holiday. The list goes on. I am sure it will get better, it has too....right?
New Friends
you know i started out in here not knowing people but when i came in here i been making alot of friends and i am so happy about that i dont have many friend to talk to that much. and i thank all thos peopel who added me and it means alot to me i hope to hear from ya all soon
So... there's this guy. I have absolutely no interest in him. You'll soon see why, I think. But he's a chubby-lover and apparently thinks I'm a prize. Even so, he really doesn't talk to me very often and when he does, I usually at least say hello, just to be nice. But as time has gone on, he's started saying things about how he KNOWS we'll be together and such and, well, it's starting to get creepy. So I finally decided to stop being so nice and just say what I think. The PMS and events of the past week or so probably did factor in slightly but really this was mostly just how I feel about him straight and true. Stalker: looks like maybe u dont wanna talk with me anymore, huh Lyss: What the fuck ever. Stalker: well, u dont seem to respond to me lately Lyss: Gee, ya think maybe I haven't been much up for chatting lately? Lyss: Maybe that's why I've been invisible and away constantly? Stalker: im makin some clips from a few of my videos, so maybe i send u 1 or 2 if ur nic
I Think That
Everyone should go to my profile and go to my About me section and there's a lil thing it says Sue's Voice Comments if you click where it says to record by phone u can leave me personalized messages!!! I would love to hear peoples voices and so far i've only got one person to leave me a message :( So plz plz plz everyoen go do it!!
Vote For My Furbabies In The Pimp Your Pet Contest....
OK, this is the first contest I've entered. I ALWAYS vote for everyone who asks me to help them when they are in one. So please return the favor. They are both entered in the Pimp your pet contest. Please vote for them and comment bomb the crap out of them. Thank you! ~Mary
Three Old Men
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all." said the 80-year-old. "Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." the older man responded. With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00!"
Break Up Vs. The Net
so i was seein this chick for a while and then outta the blue she writes me an email sayin her life is too confusing and stressfull and she thinks that havin a bf is just not a good thing for her right now. u know all thats fine but why couldnt she call me or even ask me to meet her somewhere where we could talk it over i mean what are girls back in high school now or what. sorry just had to vent about that ttyl ppl
Dedicated To My Son Alan
It’s only been two days, since I reluctantly dropped off my son Alan at the recruiters office in Reno Nevada. As I sat in his room, holding his pillow with tears pouring down my eyes, I could not help but think that this young boy will be a man when he returns home to me. Is it selfish to worry, and wish that he had made a different choice in his career? When you give everything you have to a child, you protect them from harms way, and you want so much more for them then what you had as a child, it is very difficult to let them go into the world and suffer hardships that you cannot protect them from. While they grow up it is a mother’s duty to love them, guide them, and protect them from things that may hurt them. So why do we have to let them go out to the military and put them strait into harms way? We send them to a boot camp that breaks down everything that we have instilled into their lives, morals, values, and traditions and they rebuild them the way they need them to be. I kn
Whats Your Input?
ok so here is an honest question for all the guys...... If a girl ets implants that aren't too big and they actually look really nice would you be for it or against it?
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In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction is often important for the survival of a sexually reproducing species, while in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, much sexual behaviour among humans is undertaken as a purely social activity. Common elements of sexual attraction in humansCertain aspects of what is sexually attractive to humans may differ amongst particular cultures or regions. Influencing factors may be determined more locally among sub-cultures or simply by the preferences of the individual. These preferences come about as a result of a variety of genetic, psychological, and cultural factors. The sexual attraction of one person to another depends on both people. Much of human sexual attractiveness is governed by physical attractiveness. This involves the impact one's appearance has on the senses, especially in the beginni
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Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, North Carolinians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians, and some from Va as well, will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." ___________________________________________________________ HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He i
Uptdate Info
Check out the new stuff happening this year from The KLUB HOUSE and your all welcome to join in and have fun!!! There is alot of stuff we have planed to happen!!! We are doing our best to make things better as time goes by!!! be a big part in the team to help keep us going and sponcer us by sharing us with your friends!!! Shown bellow is a list of things we have going on!!!THE NEW HIT JAMZ ADDEDJanet Jackson - My BodyBone Thug N Harmony - Forget MeGwen Stefani Ft Akon - The Sweet EscapeMarry J Blidge - We RideBooba Ft Akon - Gun In HandSPONCER US BY DOING THIS Go to my page and look for my tracks and rip to yours to have the station on your page!!! We are jamming the hits 24/7 unless we are upgrading and or etc!!! The station will be in stereo and sounds good!!! We have also included weather and some great psa adds that you may find interesting!!! Doing our best to improve the station everyday and you can help as well!!! Tell your frinds and have them do the same thi
What Kinda Kisser Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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Check out the new stuff happening this year from The KLUB HOUSE and your all welcome to join in and have fun!!! There is alot of stuff we have planed to happen!!! We are doing our best to make things better as time goes by!!! be a big part in the team to help keep us going and sponcer us by sharing us with your friends!!! Shown bellow is a list of things we have going on!!!THE NEW HIT JAMZ ADDEDJanet Jackson - My BodyBone Thug N Harmony - Forget MeGwen Stefani Ft Akon - The Sweet EscapeMarry J Blidge - We RideBooba Ft Akon - Gun In HandSPONCER US BY DOING THIS Go to my page and look for my tracks and rip to yours to have the station on your page!!! We are jamming the hits 24/7 unless we are upgrading and or etc!!! The station will be in stereo and sounds good!!! We have also included weather and some great psa adds that you may find interesting!!! Doing our best to improve the station everyday and you can help as well!!! Tell your frinds and have them do the same thi
Where's My Car
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yess! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thiss key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and notices his manhood hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... "Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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Oh For The Love Of This Suicide
I've learned to love this lie I call my life Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Don't mind me with pouring blood This for me is a dream come true Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Baby don't expect me to cry Please only expect me to die You try and console But sweetheart I understand not of this emotion you call empathy Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Tears sting my eyes The reason I'm not so sure of anymore Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide And with every drop of blood that falls to the floor I laugh more and more inside Oh the complexity of it all Just makes me ever more eager to leave Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide This last entry of this diary I loved So tell me is this the end? Oh I wait for the next time I die Oh for the love of this sick suicide Weaker and weaker I
~ Mens Chest Contest ~
~~ Listen up i want to do a sexy Tattoo mans Chest contest~ Bare chest or chest with tattoos are all welcome and like with the swimsuit contest i will give finally scores like this..... rates per pic + comments per pic = total for each man. Contest will run from 1/14 thur 1/21 for those that want to enter send me ur pic link to my inbox or tell me which pic u want and i'll rip it. thanks ~ Maria ~
Mean Mommy's
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Fortress Sealand Up For Sale
Again I'm just ripping off the news, but if any of those billionaires want to become an evil genius and take over the world... Bill Gates not included, he can just buy the world as is The Principality of Sealand, a self-proclaimed mini-state located on a World War II-era fort off the coast of England, is up for sale as a "country." The Independent reported Tuesday that the turnkey "country" comes with its own passports, currency and stamps and is available for $126 million. Sealand, much like an oil platform, is located some 7 miles off Harwich, a busy coastal town and international port located in northeast Essex. The area has a rich history. The Independent reports that Sealand became an independent state after "Prince" Roy Bates set up a homestead with his family in 1967. However, the story goes that the Royal Navy was sent to get him off the property but the feisty Bates met them with warning shots and the government decide
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Dicks, Cocks, Schlongs
*sigh* I really like this site. I'm glad someone finally came up with an adult oriented sight. And I think it's a WONDERFUL thing that grownups can hang out and hook up and network, and not worry about kids bein' around. I like the whole nsfw thing. But jeez. I mean, I like naked people. But I guess I was expecting a little more than just body parts when I'd wander on over to the "private" "adult" and "nsfw" pics. I'M REALLY TIRED OF SEEING BORING BODY PARTS. I don't find body parts sexy. I guess I was looking for more eroticism. I've come across a lot of pics of guy's dicks. I mean, I don't have a problem at all with seeing them. But I guess I find it a little sad that so many seem so desperate to have you "rate and comment" on pictures of their dicks. It SCREAMS insecurity. I won't ever comment on these, even if I wasn't in a monagamous relationship and doing so would be in bad taste. I'm going to say this one time, in big bold caps: GUYS, YOUR DICKS ARE JU
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Dear Alcohol..=)
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big It
People Piss Me Off
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Sharp Objects
Sharp Objects is the book I'm reading right now. It's pretty good so far: about murder and mental hospitals so far. I like it pretty decently. Well-written and holds interest and $20 for a hardcover at Barnes & Noble. Sharp objects are also something I've been playing with recently, though I wasn't aware the whole time. You see, a few days ago I woke up to pain on the inside of my thighs. I had cuts I didn't remember getting, and since I don't do drunks and I wasn't drunk I wrote them off as just something that my dog probably did while I was asleep (good old Keagan trying to knife me in my sleep), but it wasn't until last night I knew I'd done it to myself. You see, when I got home last night I went to my room and incredibly I knew right where my old razors were. I hadn't seen them in years, probably not since 9th grade. There were already cotton balls in the box with what looked like blood drizzled on them. I won't relay the play by play for you from there, I just find it strange
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I would give all I have to have you with me, To see tomorrow with you, To touch and hold the one thing dear to me, I would climb the highest mountains, I would swim the widest oceans, Closed my eyes and be blinded by your love, Trusting in you to lead my way, I would give all I had for you, To love you and be loved in return, To adore you, and be adored in return, I would give my all to be with you, To make the memories of yesterday forever, To see me and you in the future. Come whatever, I would give all I have for you, Lay down my life for you, To sacrifice my soul for your pardon, I would give all I have for you, Be it to travel to the ends of the earth, To catch the falling stars out of the skies above, I would give all, To hear you say the words I so needed to hear, The word that would heal my broken heart, The words that means all the world to me, To hear you say "I love You", And look into your eyes knowing you meant it, For I would give all I have i
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Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. Ball point pens kill more people in a week than marijuana has in thousands of years. I had to add this....... Drew On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
Its Thursday
Just a sexy hello to all
In Roman mythology, Cupid (Latin Cupido) is the god of erotic love. He is equated with the Greek God Eros and another one of his Latin names Amor (cognate with Kama). Cupid's lineageThere are differing stories about his parentage. Cicero provides three different lineages: son of Mercury (Hermes) and Diana (Artemis), son of Mercury and Venus (Aphrodite), and son of Mars (Ares in Greek mythology) and Venus. Plato mentions two of these, and Hesiod's Theogony, the most ancient Greek theoography, says that Cupid was created coevally with Chaos and the earth. Throughout ancient mythological writing, there appear to be either two Cupids or two sides to the figure of Cupid. One is the son of Jupiter (Zeus) and Venus. He is a lively youth who delights in pranks and spreading love. The other is a son of Nyx and Erebus, known for riotous debauchery. Cult Sleeping Cupid by Battistello Caracciolo, c.1616, Whitfield Fine Art Cupid's cult was closely associated with that of Venus, with Cupid
The Lesbian Approved Guide To Eating Pussy.
Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it is >really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to >just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so >it's time we broke it down. Like this.>The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best >sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road >signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial >wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of >confusion streaming down your face.>Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, "Although I am about to >rock your insides with 3,000 pounds of explosives, here's a little treat >session to show you how I really feel." Instead of a screamed "OH MY GOD!!" >like her baby has>been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus >elicits a more splendiferous "ohmygodohmygodohmygod." Kind of like being >massaged with exotic frui
My Age
i dont know why they have me at 30 years old on here but I am only 29 years old..
My aunt died today. It was not unexpected. She had cancer for a long time. We thought she had beat it, but it came back. I know what people will say. It's better this way, she's not suffering anymore, she's in a better place. It's all crap. Yes, it's true she had cancer and it's true she was in pain. It's also true that she FOUGHT it. She wanted to LIVE. She wanted to grow old with her husband. She wanted to watch her gradson grow up. She wanted to see her children achieve everything they wanted in life. It's easier for US now. We don't have to see her pain. We don't have to watch her suffering anymore. We don't have to watch that beautiful caring woman waste away. I don't know if she's in a better place or not. I do know that THIS place is a little worse without her.
Read This Before You Judge
-You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and r
*cries* I Got My Gt Score
its lower than what i wanted, but my recruiter said it was still realyl good. and that the majority of the MOS's require a 102 or higher. i got better than that but not much. And on top of that my recruiter is being transferred to a different office so i wont have him anymore. the one that i will have is still a good one, but he isnt Ssgt Turner. *cries* im heading to the office after i pick up my husband from work. My rough score on the ASVAB was 70. all my line scores were a 110 or higher, so i mean i did well. We will see if I can get into the MOS that i want. I still have to loose 25 lbs and increase my forearm 2 inches so i have time to retake the ASVAB if i like. OH well....
Crazy Dude Thing In My Gifts (i'm Seeing It All Over Ct)
Ok... here is the picture of the dude I'm seeing in mine (and other's) gift areas. Does anyone have any ideas?
"what Song Fit's You Best"
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO REPOST WITH THE SONG THAT MOST EXPLAINS WHERE YOUR AT IN A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT ??ME & YOU - Taken by the sweetest person ever and you love them with all your heart and miss them right now and can't stop thinking of them because you have them stuck in your head. ??PULLIN ME BACK' - You're single, but you have someone in mind that you want. ??TORN- You're confused. ??UNFAITHFUL- Single and whatever happens, happens ;] ??MY BOO - Taken, just chillin. ??LIKE YOU- Just single and you sort of want someone, but you kind of don't care. it's whatever. ??CONFESSIONS - You like someone and they don't know it. ??SEXY LOVE - Like someone and they like you too but you're not going out ??DOIN TOO MUCH -you really love someone, or just dating and trying so hard to make it work, but yall are having alot of problems unfortunately ??NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU GO - you took them for granted. & now that they're gone, you can`t have
Bizkit09's Story
I think it's quite nice that you're supporting those who've lost a child/infant/fetus... We've been through two. The second one was hardest on us because it came between our two girls. Once you have a child, you truly know what you've lost. That's not to say that the first one had no effect. With 1 in 5 pregnancies ending before hearing the heartbeat, we knew the odds weren't good. But, we also knew of 4 close friends who were pregnant, who had trouble GETTING pregnant and we felt this was our sacrifice for those friends. written and permission granted by: bizkit09 id#
Can you hear me? Sometimes I wonder I'm not ok I'll never be perfect Can you hear me? You ignore me My insides scream I have another scar? Did you see it? No You don't even notice You ignore the signs of Loneliness I feel so useless I play this off so well But deep inside this feels like hell Tear me open and notice me notice my cries I'm not who anyone thinks I am I'm so much more my self-confidence is oh so poor I look at you with another fony smile the one that only last for a little while When I wake up in the morning I put on my face and pretend I'm in a different place I hate myself I hate my life nothing is left but pain and strife Theres nowhere to turn there no where to run Im left all alone softly Im passing Im dying inside Can you hear me now? Will you ever hear me? I'm not the little girl that you once knew she is now gone vanished because of you You never heard never heard one cry Everytime she would try
Lunch Time Thoughts
It is rather funny how the reactions of men seeing a women behind the counter of a bike shop can vary. One man will automatically think that I can do nothing but answer phones. Another will think I am dating the owner, which I am not. There is always a man who can get over how I look. Not to mention the man who thinks the combination of women and motorcycles is sexy. I still can't believe how so many think I don't know a damn think about bikes.
Decided to shave the noggin...he he he...fuzzy wuzzy...:)
Please Show Some Much Needed Love For This Man!!!
Layout Codes Myspace Resources Layout Graphics Comment Image Source dragon@ CherryTAPThis man just died.He gave his life to save ours..His family needs to feel some love.Lets show them what Cherrytap can do!!
Doped Up And Bored
So yesterday I had six teeth pulled. Really wasnt as bad as I thought it was gonna be, except for one of them. The fourth one, the doc actually lifted me outta the chair by my tooth. That sucked great big fat hairy monkey ballz. So now Im all doped up on hydrcodones, not really in pain obviously but still a little uncomfortable. And super bored.
This Was Sent To Me Made Alot Of Sense!!!
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say hi You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown
I Met Me Once
I never knew who I was until I met myself in New Orleans and I wasn't to happy with what I found. I accepted me for who I was and knew I wouldn't be him for very long. To bad he will never know me. I let him die on the street car and I didn't even cry. He as well as I know all things die. Death is a beautiful thing because it is a part of life. Life is beautiful and it is full of death. I am still here, always living, always dying, trapped between the illusions of good and evil.
Beginning To Prefer Cast-iron Cookware...
The cleanup isn't that bad, and I really do think that they lend a lot to flavor, as well as they just seem to cook things better than my non-stick set. I also really like the fact that they can go from stovetop to in the oven and back. I don't have to get something else dirty to use the oven for part of the cook process.
A Look At Two Views
I wrote something then the man of my dreams wrote his point of view, I love how they both fit together and finally you can see both views of two people in love but one not wanting to fight and the other that keeps going and not letting go. -------------------------------------------------- Tears roll down her cheeks Her tears are oh so silent and meek She's slit her wrist atleast five times tonight Darkness that's where she sits Alone That's how she always feels She hates her life But as they say It's no big deal She's depressed and under stress Her life is a great big mess Danger well to her that is no stranger Blood oops she cut to deep Yeah she's stuck in a hole and it's much to steep Lying She told you she was okay "Why does she have to be this way?" She won't make it to the next day Hope there's none of that She's just sitting there in her chair curled up Broken her body is battered black and blue with blood dripping
Karen Lofrano Is A Whore
I grew up a good catholic girl, at 16 I gave my first hand job and I thought it was dirty. At my prom I gave a sort of blow job, but not really. I met the man I'd marry at 19 and lost my virginity at 21. We married when I was 24, I was very prudish. Missionary position only, no oral, no nothing. I caught him calling phone sex lines and porn that he had stashed in the garage. Our sex life was sad. On the morning May 5th 1997 he told me that he wanted a divorce and that he was leaving. I cried and was upset. I finally decided to go to a matinee movie, I don't even remember the name, I was in shock. The theater was empty and I sat toward the top. As the movie started an man in his 50s walked in and sat a few rows down. A strange urge came over me, I wanted to go over to him and do something wild. I wanted to get back at my ex, show him. I remember to this day, my breath was short, my nipples rock hard, and my pussy was so unbelievably wet. I finally got up the nerve to go over to him. He
I Never seen the face before I felt The Knowledge of soul, never the eyes, never the mind, never the heart, Always in eternity with a moment by our side. I feel you feeling me in a touchless reality. Here where there is the nothing that everything can be. Here is my existance My creativity.
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Like A Patient Etherized Upon A Table
I sit in the depths of disappointment Hoping for curious and unsuspecting eyes to look upon my words with understanding. I shall show these eyes what I fear to speak about to the people closest to me. The shadow of someone else’s anger covers my soul with fear. I understand, but free will’s curse pulls me away to creative freedom. And here, I sit alone. The echoes of violence from my past tremor through my current situation and my existence mirroring the silhouette of my imagination and memory. Illusion spins through my soul, cluttering the mind already filled with self-doubt. Now, the search for salvation seems more important than salvation itself. Striking the keyboard creates a peaceful rhythm drowning out the memory of screaming voices the subconscious is dumping onto my ear drums. I criticize myself for lack of better expression and wonder if is just that most ears aren’t ready to listen. I sit f
Proud Service Men Contest
Proud Service Men ContestLadies and Gentlemen this is your chance to prove to all the Cherries that you are Proud to be a serviceman and to represent your branch of Service. Taking Nominations now and until 1-12-07 at noon. AT that time the contest will begin. Rules Fully clothed...Sorry!!!. Males or females are welcomed. Show your pride. You may comment bomb yourself This will be based on comments because some people do not know how to play fair. Submit link to your picture in a private Message to me RedMex ~THE Dark CHICANA Queen of The RedMex Family@ CherryTAP 5. This contest will begin 1-12-07 at noon and will end 1-18-07 at 12 midnight...(subject to change).... Check here for pics of the Proud Soldiers Prizes 1st Place 2nd place 3rd place Good Luck to all as always RedMex THE dark Chicana Queen of RedMex Family
Father Why Must You Break Your Heart
Why does wisdom whisper within a storm when my heart is torn between blood and choice and anger is what's left of this mind. Why do my tears not fall, when my each and every all reflects back to me the hell I create in the very same world I dream to help. Father when I look you and me in the eyes Why do I not see the truth that I see in every one else but me and you?
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1. Bought Poisonblack's "Lust Stained Despair" today. 2. Finished my first figure painting last night. It sucks, but I like it. :) 3. Put the money in the bank so that I'll be able to buy my ticket to Mastodon tomorrow. On the negative side, though, I've been sick for two days. It feels like I'm hungry and have heartburn on top of it. It's driving me nuts.
Dreams Are Only As Real As The Dreamer
All my ghosts are made of dreams as time and balance rip from the seems of a sunflower sundress. I felt life in something destroyed long ago and now that life is gone. I feel death is in the eyes of a man who will never hear the feeling I express. The earth pulls my mortality into the ground as my veins pulse with red wine and anger. Damn God into his own eternal punishment! Why should the Son have to pay the fathers debts? Thank God I cannot remember, for once there is relief however long however brief Even though I know They will never let me forget. Flash and yesterday is today, as I try to escape into a future that is a direct reflection of this past. The father screams, I dream my dreams, I long for something real.
Will Pain And Blood Be Our Medium?
All that I've felt and I have felt the rain tonight falling under the hidden moon, underneath that same blanket of clouds where I have found my home, all alone Nestled in the existence that I for so long denied just as I have denied Heaven. And I have burned my hand once again, reaching for true Love in all I hold dear. The pain I secrete in secret echoes as I weep for those who cannot see, For those who peck with their razor beaks at their own broken hearts and send my heart yearning for unity, Unity of my own broken heart mended with theirs long ago, Now tearing away from mine with every beat of unspoken love. Here I feel forced to stand-alone and my words alone cannot express the truth I feel. Can I paint this picture of emotion, this portrait of Love I have for All, here hidden underneath my flesh, beating its rhythm against my chest Ringing out in harmony with all your separate hearts. Will it be silenced by pride, mine reflected by yo
What Makes Me Smile
Oh little things like A Good Morning from my hat guy and A rose from A fellow CTer or just coming on here to shoot the bull Oh and my grandchildrens hugs and when some one sends me a reply i can answer ...Sunny Days When I Can Go Swimming When I make a Big Pot of soup and the pot gets empty Sharing photos Watching A dreamy sunset Gosh I guess pretty much everything makes me smile..... Except A Stinky Arm Pitt hahaha ok I had too ..... Smiling Linda lol
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I Shall Wear White Flannel Trousers, And Walk Upon The Beach.
My soul has felt her call and facing east I have answered, "I am here now." The light of my reflection is cast in the shadows of the past and the darkness of the future, as the waters wake ripples light and dark into waves rushing upon the sands with foamy fingers caressing my feet and ankles pulling me closer and closer to her. I taste her mist upon my lips. It tastes like the sweat of a lover. Pulling me even closer just as she has been pulled by the unseen forces of the sun and moon, her power has pulled and shaped my whole existence and brought me now here. She whispers her sighs of swoosh and hush she fizzles my ears caressing my skin with foam and with the wind she moves in and has pushed from all horizons, now here, on the sandy shores, letting the senses know I am Alive.
To Have Squeezed The Universe Into A Ball To Roll It Towards Some Overwhelming Question
Emotion pulls and pushes the soul with the same dynamic tension that propels the universe into constant motion. The laws of attraction and of action and reaction restrict the Energy of the spirit into mass Thought seems as fast as the speed of light and light fills the east. Venus accompanies the rising sun. The full moon sinks over the western horizon in the same morning sky, While gray pushes into the north from the south and divides the east from the west. No birds sing. Winter has stripped the trees but has yet to blanket the earth. Three months till spring. An emotion ignites the comparison of value to worth,and formulates the questioning of the five senses. All is passed onto the soul through these five avenues All that is spirit is brought from the past. All that is heaven, and All that is earth, and All that is hell is known through relative perceptive observation, powered by the spirit and shaped by the soul into a new perception,
Her Fiance Was Hit By A Truck...please Pray For Him!
The Difference Between Potentially And Realistically.
Body: A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" The father thought for a moment, then answered. "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Wo
Looking over the vast emptiness of life, down towards the deep abyss where my heart once lay. I wonder if there is any point in seeking what is behind the façade; curious to see if I will stand in awe of what I will find…you. Viewing the dark horizon, it looms heavily over the high precipice on which I currently stand. From deep within the well, the empty void…I hear a thump, a pulse…like a shockwave, it emanates from the chasm quaking the ground, dropping me to my knees… I am an artist and poet, I am passionate…I am laid back one of most laid back people you will ever meet. I take from my constantly active imagination, many things…some foreign, others familiar…from this constantly active, constantly running machine that is the gray matter residing under my skull cap…I create short stories, long stories, novels, movies, music, a never ending pulsating rhythm with multiple intersecting bass lines, and a beat that heeds only to the rhythm of another heart. An intrigue that has pu
With Certain Love I Face The Day
With certain Love I face the day I set my mind to peace but I cannot rest, Eros has shot poisoned tip arrows into my chest. What venom is this that enslaves a heart for years and the years to come? What gruesome torture is that of attraction crashing with emotion and energy? The very same unseen force that creates the fusion and passion of the sun burning in the hearts of lovers pulling them closer and closer to feel the unity of the universe.
Naughty Girl 3some
I'm feeling a little, my man, smile at me. You know how horny I get when I'm buzzing. Looking on the opposite side of me, you wink at our companion. She's someone new to me. You brought her home tonight. She is a visitor from out of town; business with your company has brought her here. You invited her to join us for dinner...and I'm not sure what else. She is beautiful. Her name is Denise. She has spellbinding green eyes, and gorgeous auburn hair. I find myself staring at her longer than I should, my gaze sometimes dropping to her chest...she looks like a D cup! My curiousity is aroused. You know I have a thing for women...we know we will explore this, but not sure when... I also study her long legs... she is taller than I; at 5'2" I am short. She towers over me, and appears to be only a few inchest shorter than you, who stands six feet tall. I smile sexily at you, several drinks going to my head. I'm not sure how many I've had, but I am not completely drunk. Our
An Update On The Weather Up Here In The Cold.
Yesterday it was raning all day long, and i was sure that the snow was gone when i got up yhis moning. When i went to work 13 hours ago it was + 1 degrees and when i got off work 8 hours later it was - 12 degrees and now it is - 15 dregrees.. i can remember cristmas was the first one i had i 5 years with snow, and it was "warm" only - 3 degrees...
Guess You Wondering What Happened To Naughty Pics?
Well it seems someone copied all of them and started posting them on an site I'm on called Orfay without my permission. This devastated me and I finally got the assholes account deleted from there for misuse. But it forever clouded my faith in people. I no longer trust so easily. So I will no longer post compromising pic's. And if all you friends were only interested in those kinds of posts.. Sorry. I have not been on here much for that reason as I'm just so hurt that someone would do something like that. I'm not ignoring anyone, I;m just trying to cope with the embarrassment of it all. Thanks for understanding.... Suzie
Quiz Time!
You are 61% easy You are easy. You like sex… a lot. You do have some reservations about who you do it with though. Only the hottest of the hot. Take this quiz at
Fallen Star...broken Dreams
One of the brightest stars Fades into the abyss. Falling deeper still, Into loneliness and despair. She never made it To the top of the sky. Though her path was clear; She was thrown down. Down in the depths. Will she rise again? The need is great – The courage is lacking. A tiny speck of light Forever falling.
A Night In The Life Of A Cab Driver
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
One More
Where there is anger, offer kindness Where there is selfishness, offer generosity Where there is despair, offer hope Where there are lies, offer truth Where there is injury, offer forgiveness Where there is sorrow, offer joy Where there is hatred, offer love Where there is evil, offer goodness
Would You???
Care to have a cup of this coffee? And talk about the war on drugs?
Okay, my mind got the best of me when this subject was discussed, so I have taken some time to search this practice out and read up on it. It is interesting, as every article, stresses the issue of a trusting relationship. Giving, having complete and total trust in another human being in order to participate in this sexually erotic act. I think having all the information somehow allows for the opportunity to make a better, more informed decision about things. So I thought I would just share what I found.......... Bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. Studies in the U.S. have shown that about three quarters of all men find the idea of bondage to be erotic; many women do as well. Why Bondage? People who find it erotic to be tied up find it so for a variety of reasons: The most frequently cited reason is a mental freedom from inhibitions and responsibility since they have,
I learned something about the act of foreplay recently.................. There is something to be said for the hightening of your senses, the arousal of your entire body prior to the actual act of sex!! Anticipation of the next touch, kiss, breath on your skin........................then the tiny chills those acts send up your entire is just about as good as the act of sex! I enjoy the time being taken for that special closeness that only this art brings with it...............intimacy, tenderness, and sheer pleasure...............YUMMY!!
More Thing I Love..=)
MoRe THiNgS i LoVe..=) stupid SurveyS that UnCover So Much! blasting My Music when Im Home Alone danCing Like No oNEs BusineSs! BakinG CookiEs aNd The Smell of Vanilla Candles! DresSing Up All Girly! Hot Pink and Black! Photography * Shopping * Laughing * Dancing * PArtying Summer Days and Pink Night skiEs! Tanning Beach Bumming. Purple SkittlEs! SarCAsm and cLever Letters! QuOtes ANd StickErs ! MY FamiLy! WriTiNg aNd MaKiNg PoUtY aNd KiSsiE FaCes! the Feeling wheN You've Finished SomethiNg Big! CrY FesTs With BEsT FriendS Over NonSenSE! ScaReY MovieS! The SmEll OF DraKkaR! KodAk MomEnts and HallMark CommerCiaLs! Making A GenuiNe ConNectiON with SomeOne! SnOwMeN and TeDdy BeArS! BAllOonS And LeaRniNg! singINg In THe ShowEr And ThiNking Im REallY gooD! REaDing MagAzinEs aNd GoiNG To THe GyM! LaugHing ANd MaKing Other PeoplE Laugh! BEinG Able To CeleBrAte All HoLIdAYs! Being Told im PreTTy aND beinG Eyed From Across A rOom! MYstery an
Sagitarius W/brown Eyes
Okay I reposted Bonnie's bulletin and these were my results: SAGITTARIUS:Spontaneous. >Horny. >Freak in Bed. >High sex appeal. >Rare to find. >Great when found. >Loves being in long relationships. >The one >So much love to give >Not one to mess wit >Very pretty. >Very romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna fuck with u might end up crying Brown Eyes:Sexy as hell, people with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Best in bed can last for days.....way better than hazel eyed people.....Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS, not one to mess with,repost this if you have brown eyes, and you will find the one th
Posh Man
Posh's man loves kickin' the balls.... Just to get this out of the way before say what I have to say, I grew up playing soccer and I like soccer. (Although paintball and Lacrosse is the greatest sports ever.) Has anyone been watching the news today? Let me fill you in if you haven't. (In other words.....let me give you the 4-1-1.) It appears that David Beckham has signed a contract to play soccer here in the U.S. What team is not important. (It's not as though anyone cares anyway.) If you are totally clueless about who David Beckham is, don't feel bad. You're with the other 95% of the U.S. male citizens who are clueless as well. Just do a little research. He's a soccer "god" from the U.K. who is married to one of the former "Spice Girls". Remember them? If you don't then you're one of the lucky ones. Anywho......The problem I'm having with this "tidalwave" of news that's being shoved down my throat by all of the cable news channels is that they keep bringing up this guys wi
When The Literal Meaning Differs From The Implied Meaning...
It's no small coincidence that I'm working towards being a literary scholar.... I love when things are much more complex than they seem. I love digging underneath the surface, picking out details that may typically be overlooked, eating up contradictions, and arguing for the multiple ways a text can be interpreted. I also prefer my narratives to be non-teleological; that is, I don't like being told that there's some unified, orderly sense of "truth" I'm supposed to believe. I revel in deconstructionist thought and love teasing out the "warring forces of signification within a text." I believe that meaning is never inherent or natural, and that it's all produced by the discourses that rely on it. This explains why I'm drawn to movies and books that mess with my sensibilities and why I disdain anything heavy-handed that seems to bonk me over the head with its message. Even as a kid, I always wondered what happened after "happily ever after," and never bought into anything that Catholic s
She's Not That Strong
Staring intently in the mirror She's gettin more and more unsure The Worlds Biggest Mistake Her self-esteem levels really are that low So excuse her for not being the bubbliest of people "Suicide" The word is running through her mind 'How hard can it be?' She thinks Pop a few pills Slit your wrists Take one step too far off a tall building Shaking with tears Her own reflection repulsing her Her confidence is decreasing Scream and pull at her hair Kick and punch her She'll bounce back Better than ever Becuase she's that resistant is she? No-one can hurt her? So why the tears? The scars? The on-going doubts in the back of her mind? She's not that strong She's hurting just like you Insult her and she'll deflate like you She bleeds like you She cries like you She cuts like you Only she cuts that bit deeper You cut to releive She cuts to DIE SHE'S NOT THAT STRONG
All About Me..=)
All aBOuT Me..=) Current mood: cheerful I Consider myself to be a very happy go lucky person..=) I love to have fun..=) Im a I tend to bore easily and Change my mind alot..=) I tend to be unpredictable and very stubborn...but to know to love me..=) I love spending time with my family and friends...=) I also love photography, the ocean, dancing, being a total dork with my friends, animals, listening to music, driving fast, Lounging in the sun, meeting awesome people who make me laugh, flips flops, elizabeth arden makeup, american manicures, BabyDoll dresses, Poison Candy Fashion, Shopping, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, rollercoasters, romantic eveings, grey Goose vodka, waterparks, happy bunny, vacationing, high heels, jeans and tittie tops, playing dress up, road trips, kayaking, talking on the phone, Biking, Hiking, anything outdoors, dresses and dressing up, going to the movies, blender drinks, bonfires, camping, black and white photos, long walks, hot bubble
Usually I'm Happy Go Lucky But...
I truly feel the need to bitch today. We are closing on our house (we are the buyer's) in two weeks exactly. Anyone that has bought a house knows what all is involved, especially when it comes to the money part. You need earnest money, down payment money, money for inspections, ect. THEN you need some money for closing costs. My husbands lovely company, TIME FUCKING WARNER, fucked up his paycheck big time. They shorted the paycheck 500.00 dollars. Normally not a huge deal except the last time they did this they didn't get the money back to us for four fucking weeks! We need that money to help us pay the closing costs. Now we have to use savings which was supposed to be for his books and the rest of his tuition for his last fucking semester of school. Arggggggh!!!!! I'm going to go take a Xanax now so I can get back to my happy place. ;) BeerQueen
Burn your Gods of reason Hear the voices of the dying Reaching to breath the treason The land of the defeated Has risen to grab hold & take the poor to competed Now the blind has a sight & the vision is losing control The people are now in the light.....
Wiccan Abc's
Wiccan/Pagan ABC's Accept others as they are, we are all individuals. Belief in yourself is a necessity. Concentration is important in any endeavor, both magickal and in life. Do what you will, so long as it harms none. Empathy is an important life skill...learn it, practice it. Find strength in yourself, your friends, your world and your actions. Goddess/God's are multifaceted - The Lord and Lady take many names and faces. Help others every change you get. Intelligence is something that cannot be judged on the surface. Judge not - what you send out comes back to you! Karma loves to slap you in the face, watch out for it. Learning is something that should never stop happening!!! Magick is a wonderful gift, but it is not everything! Nature is precious, appreciate it and protect it. Over the course of time, your soul learns many lessons. Make this life count!!! Pray Quietness both physically and mentally restores the soul, meditate often. Remember to take time for you
My Deadly Sins..=)
VANITY was always my favorite SIN GLAMOUR was always my favorite WEAPON PAIN was always my favorite PLEASURE BEAUTY was always my favorite CRIME ENVY was always my favorite POISON LOVE was always my favorite HATE FAME was always my favorite MOTIVE
Take The Test And See What Your Made Of !
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
ReLaTiONsHiPs..=) Current mood: calm once again im sleepless in wisconsin so im browsing my friends page..and i come upon this writing..=) I absolutely loved this girls i asked if i could steal it to share...=) here it goes..=) Relationships Heartache, and heartbreak go hand in hand when a relationship ends.. Your confidence is shattered, your pride is broken, and the light at the end of the tunnel seems too distant to even try to reach. The good news, is that it all eventually gets better. Days, weeks, or months. We all handle break ups differently. While some seemingly pick up and move on very quickly, others tend to wallow in self pity and depression for a very long time. The quickest way to lessen the heartbreak in my experiences is to accept the pain, and allow yourself to grieve. Don't try to bury it and act as if the heartache isn't there. It eventually needs to be released. Write a heartbreak poem and let your feelings go. Accept t
Is Bush Trying To Cover Up His Stealing Of The Iraqi Oil ?
This new war initiative in Iraq is an attempt by Bush keep America in Iraq so Bush & Cheney can continue to steal the Irqi Oil. Bush is very afraid of an investigation into all of the fraud and crimes committed in Iraq and he needs to escalte the war and even start a confrontation with Iran & Syria to divert the Iraqi Crime Investigations.
Shit The Bed (tool)
So light in his way, Like an apparition, {that} He had me crying out, "Fuck me It's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got {right} on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T" And after calming me down With some orange slices And some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me.... You believe me don't yo
The Top 12 Country Songs For 2006:
12. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine. 11. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long. 10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better . 7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight . 5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. And the Number #1 country song for 2006: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
The Sweet Taste Of Love
The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough Of this treat I'm thinking of
I Feel Your Lips
I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I feel your need against my thigh, I know you will fulfill every wish,. We were made to fit together, And all it took was a look and a kiss. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.
If U Arent My Fan..or My Family...
or u didnt rate ALL my pics,dont beg 4 votes...i helped out a great amount of beauties,here,on ct..with their contests...when i was[and i still am]in any contest,they didnt voted 4 me...only 3 or 4 romanian friends did...i voted u,dear''friends'' because i was bored..and 2 lazy 2 make a,or in the future,if im or ill be bored,ill read kyra's blogs[a real novel...]and talk and rates only few real friends i have here..[they know who they r]...all the best 4 u,claudiu
Detachable Penis (thanks To The Princess)
Grabbing The Sheets....
Grabbing the sheets Reaching for the headboard Turning to see ur face Uncontrollably in control of the desire of this position The symmetry of my hips The reverberation of the bed The noise of the moment The irresistible force against the immovable object Reaching for my hair U feel the sense of …. Domination Penetration Exhilaration It goes from a sense of enjoyment To ur desire to conquer the essence of this position U shut ur eyes Closing them tighter with each thrust Imagining the look on my face From pressure to pleasure From pleasure to passion From passion to a permanent place within our minds Time after time Pounding, pushing, pressing, pulling raven star: Driving a point that shall not b
Well me, like I would think most guys think, sex is the first thing you think about when meeting ladies. From the first sight of someone he's find attractive, his mission is to find out how to get from point A to C skipping B. B tends to be the emotional rollercoster that most men feel women put them through during the first weeks of dating. Does she like me, where is this going, am I going to get it. The question is, is it shallow to think sex first in a new relationship? Thoughts and comments please...
A Girl's First Time (Assume you are a girl if you are a guy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him; more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eye
Old Ass
How many of you remember the movie "Pump up the volume" with christian slater? I remember seeing it in grade school with my brother and my buddy joe gaffeny. i remember when we got out of the theater we all wanted to start our own pirate radio broadcast. none of us did but i still think it would have been a good idea. Well tahts all i have to say about that. "TALK HARD!!!!!"---Happy Harry Hard-On
My Sillyness
guess everyone is to busy to talk to me or angry at me. I see how it is. (weeping)....... All i ask is a little friendship and you all just ignore me. (crying crazy style) I just want you all to know.. I love you!!! (bottle of jack in my hands)...(sob sob) you people are great!!!! all of you that are reading this....(switches to 151)... wait you werent there for my band practice and never showed up at my fancy partys!!!! (lights cig taking a few more big swigs off the 151) Hey !!!! thats right!!!!! you know who you are!!!!(more healthy swiggs) HEY!!!! I SHWEAR THAT YOUSH GUYSH SHOME TIMESH CAN BE A BITSCH!!!(Polishes off the bottle of 151 chasing it with the rest of the bottle of jack)............... . . . . . . . . . . . . . FUCSH ALLSH OF YOUSHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 90 mins later in the hospital getting his stomach pumped!!! (quietly) wait...... wait... doc.... doc... come closer..... send some one to my house and have them press post!!!!!!
Late at night I think of you I think of lust And of things I'd do I think of passion And of pain And how sometimes There one in the same I think of sweaty Summer nights And your naked body By bon fire lights I think of us In my room On a breezy Afternoon I think of pleasent Passionate pleas As you sqeel out With glee I think of all these things I thought And of all the things I sought And not about the things I've got But about the love you've brought
How Do You Feel About Me ?
Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
The Meaning Of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
All Me
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
Well last night my brother came over for dinner and a fun loving game of monopoly. After we ate we watched a little T.V. and laughed at the stupid programs that people are willing to watch. At around 9 we broke out the monopoly board and started playing. Well let me tell you i have played many many games of monopoly and i have never played one as bad as last nights. The game ended up more like the game of life. Fist off i didnt even make it around the board untill every one went around like 4 times cause i kept on getting crappy rolls or ending up in jail. Every chance or community chest i fell on made me pay out. i landed on that damn interest space and luxary tax like every time i went around. well needless to say after my fourth time around the board i had like 5 dollars left and 4 of my 6 propertys morgaged. so i was prety much out of the game. Joey the king of monopoly put up all the hotels he could and finished off Niki in a matter of one time around the board after he had them a
Just Makes Sense
FUN TO READ Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why
So There I Was
Well turkey day came and went. My brother and I went to my sisters house and ate and laughed and then went to my place and came up with a new drinking game that goes along with shawn of the dead. went to bed woke up and started the mindless jobs that one must preform after turkey day. Well those tasks lasted all weekned pretty much. Niki and i decided to hit the ol' watering hole called Neros saturday. Fat Randy was doing his karate-okie thing and I bumped into alot of people i havent seen in months. It felt like home in some ways cause well I use to be a pretty big barfly. Well when we got there I saw Mat cool kid i use to play drums with and well he use to play with my ex-girlfriend lol... long long time ago. So said hi to him and them i ran in to Emily right after that. Havent seen her in forever at least not since the tigger suit incedent. We said our hellos and went on to the regular bar stroll. I stopped at the bar and picked up a Jack and Sprite from Krista the bartended. Of cou
Stick This In Your Love Mound And Smoke It Lol
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter. The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" He says " You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause .. ' its so much cheaper!' So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she..
Take It Or Die
take it or die 2 Current mood: nutts l A S T: 01. Last Cigarette: 02. Last Kiss: 03. Last Cry: 05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater/Drive Inn: 06. Last Book Read: 07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: 08. Last Beverage Drank: 09. Last Food Consumed: 11. Last TV Show Watched: 12. Last Time Showered: 13. Last Shoes Worn: 14. Last CD played: 15. Last Soda Drank: 16. Last Thing Written: 17. Last Words Spoken: 18. Last Annoyance: 19.Last Person You Shared A Drink Or Food With: 20. Last Time Scolded: 21. Last Web Site Visited: 22. Last time had sex: B O D Y: 01. Piercings: 02. Tattoos: 03. Height: 04. Shoe size: 05. Hair color: 06. Siblings: 07. Bra size? D O * Y O U 01. You have a crush on someone: 02. You wish you could live somewhere else: 03. You think about suicide: 04. You believe in online dating: 05. Others find you attractive: 06. You want more piercings: 07. You drink: 08. You do drugs: 09. You smoke: 10. You like cleaning: 11. You like rollar coas
Can I Talk To You?
can I talk to you can I let all inhibitions go... can I loose control like I want to... what is it about you ... you walk through my mental all night and day... beckoning' me to come play... in you world of ecstasy... more than mental foreplay... if only but for a day.... damn it's happening again .... I've lost my mental focus.... when will it end... my sub-conscious has brought you to the fore front.... quick draw of breathe release of a mental orgasm.... standing still cause my knees want to buckle.... I fight once more to regain composure.... but of no use resistance is futile... I don't know whether to laugh cry or scream.... but it's not abuse it's pleasurable pain... curl up in a ball as I begin
Tears roll down her cheeks Her tears are oh so silent and meek She's slit her wrist atleast five times tonight Darkness that's where she sits Alone That's how she always feels She hates her life But as they say It's no big deal She's depressed and under stress Her life is a great big mess Danger well to her that is no stranger Blood oops she cut to deep Yeah she's stuck in a hole and it's much to steep Lying She told you she was okay "Why does she have to be this way?" She won't make it to the next day Hope there's none of that She's just sitting there in her chair curled up Broken her body is battered black and blue with blood dripping Strength She has none Hell had just begun She's so dizzy Her mind is going crazy like it began to spin She felt bad so she slices another layer of skin Screaming inside her mind this is all she ever did and heard Death She dreamed of this Give her one last kiss on her scared up wrist
Save Nazanin
To: The Secretary General of the United Nations, Kofi Annan,The United Nations High Commissioner of Human Rights, Louise Arbour,The Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei, and The Head of the Judiciary of IRI Ayatollah Mahmoud Has We, the undersigned, are deeply concerned for 18-year-old Nazanin who faces execution by the Islamic Republic of Iran. On January 3, 2006, 18-year-old Nazanin was sentenced to death for murder by court in Iran after she reportedly admitted fatally stabbing one of three men who attempted to rape her and her 16-year-old niece in a park in Karaj (a suburb of Tehran) in March 2005. She was seventeen at the time. Her sentence is subject to review by the Court of Appeal, and if upheld, to confirmation by the Supreme Court. According to reports in the Iranian newspaper E’temaad, Nazanin told the court that three men had approached her and her niece, forced them to the ground and attempted to rape them. Seeking to defend her n
New Update On
Hey Everyone, I just put a new update of me with my friends hubby up on my site..wanna come see? Here's a little something to entice you with :D Also, if you feel like it, please remember to vote for me today in the best BJ contest with Brianna Ray....Here is our pic And here is the link to vote for us. 4th row down... Thanks so much for all of your support! XOXO, Aimeelynn
I don't understand some ppl in this world they say they don't want anything to do with someone but the keep going to there pages to see what is going on with them... OMFG it is called get a fucking life ppl and stop missing with other that have made changes in there life for the better..I don't care for you or you family anymore I just want you to stop fucking with my family and my friends they don't need your nasty ass or want your nasty ass fucking with them i haven't said anything to anyone or care to for matter if you would take the time to read the pic that is on my cherry profile it tell you to fuck off pretty take what I'm saying and get a that has been said i hope everyone has a great week cause I'm know mine is going to be really busy Hugs n Kisses to my friend and family out there Jill aka Jelly
Butterflysalee's Story
When I was very young I found myself pregnent and unsure as to what to do. I never got a chance to even ask anyone for their opinion because a few days after being told by the doctor that I was pregnent I lost my beloved child. This was the first of three miscarrages that I went through. The other two being when I was 18 and when I was 19. I was engaged at this time and we were trying hard to start our family and future together. Many doctors told me after my third miscarrage that I would never have children. I came to accept this as fact but my fiancee just couldn't. > > Four months after we broke up I found myself pregnent and since have had another pregnency. I have two beautiful children that I worry daily about because they are not supposed to be here. > written and permission granted by: butterflysalee id#562117 butterflysalee@ CherryTAP
Crusty Old Sergeant Major
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance , one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
wat the fuck should i say i gots no ideas but im bored off my ass so i guess ill fill this screen wit sum shit so as i walk down the road to meet superman so we can rob spiderman house we want his web ride it starts to snow patroll chasing cars is wat my pixie n i played cards lass nite i ate sum cheese n crackers lmao hope u juss look at this shit n say wtf enjoy life all
Loonggg Survey
The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff. Single or Taken: Taken Eye color: blue Shoe size: 9 Height: 5 foot 11 1/2 inches What are you wearing right now? boxers and vest Righty or lefty: Righty. Can you make a dollar in change right now: no Best place to go for a date: walking among trees FAVORITES -------------------------------------------- Kind of pants: shorts Number: 3 Animal: Cats Drink: tea Month: September Juice: orange Favorite movie: any sci-fi Have You Ever... ----------------------------------------------------------- Bungee Jumped?: no Made yourself throw-up?: no Eaten a hotdog?: Yeah Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yes. Played truth or dare?: no Been on a plane?: yes few times Came close to d
ok well he's going and there's no stopping him no matter how badly my heart is saying "be selfish you stupid bitch" i cant and wont do it.....i still havnt slept.....over 48 hrs now and well i got to take a 2 hour nap basicly......anywho....well like i said he's going i dont know when but i wont worry about it im gonna focus on getting a job I WONT MOVE BACK HOME AGAIN! i have to this on my own by myself just me and my kids no boys no men no males johnny thinks im going to have a new guy as soon as he's gone......and well i hate to tell him he's wrong no matter if he believes it or not but still......i know what johnny wanting though...thinking that.....he wants me to move on with my life and find someone new and well.......i wont have time for that im making time for me and my kids thats it......the only time i have is going for mommy and work and school too if im lucky!.....but anyways the point is im tired and i wish i could sleep i cant and im scared my body will s
Will You Come Play With Me?
Will You Come Play With Me? For all Your Evil Needs Visit My Friend “king4adaze5” For more evil visit devilsplayground666!
A Horny Girl's Fantasy
I stand before everyone in the room, nude. There are about 20 people, wearing only and women, all around me, sitting in chairs. Watching. Waiting. A lot of things are going through my mind... feeling a little scared. A little nervous. Curious. But excitement was the main thing. I was very excited. And more than ready. I am here to do whatever I am told. "Who's first?" I hear a male voice behind me ask. A tall man comes forward, standing in front of me. He has muscular shoulders and upper arms; but still a slight belly. He appears to be in his late 30's or early 40's. Behind him, a tall blonde woman appears. She is slim and tan. I look up at both of them. "Us first," she says softly, hand touching my face and placing my hair behind my ear. I shiver slightly at the contact. She bends down, and kisses my neck. Her man moves around her, and removes her robe. She backs away from me slightly, allowing it to fall around her. I sigh as she continues kissing my neck, her
I was just cleaning out my email and saw something funny one of my sister's said about me so I thought I'd share it. =) Yeah, "Hi, officer. I'm here to bail out the woman who murdered a music artist with her 'jiggly goodness'". *smiles at officer*
Zen Stuff
A samurai once asked Zen master Hakuin where he would go after he died. Hakuin answered " How am I supposed to know?" "How are you supposed to know? You're a Zen master!" exclaimed the samurai. "Yes but not a dead one," Hakuin answered.
ok so i have come to relize that i have sooo many friends in the army an i worry about em all all the time.. i was reading the blogs an today it is really bothering me , all this war an so many young people being put in the ground, its devastating. tears come to my eyes everytime i see an read that as is already my mom has it on cnn 24-7 here at her house. well kept informed. but no matter how long this war has been going on nothing good is coming out of it. families are loosing loved any of this ever gonna end? my heart an prayers goes out to every single person that is out ther or has some one fighting weather its canada or the states, for anyone that worries for others out there. god bless u all an safe journey while your there an ty.
All Dressed Up And No One To Play With
im all dressed up and no one to play with any one care to play with me
What Should I Do?
this past month i have had a problem and i am unshure what to do about it.i thought that some one on here could help me matters of you think woth your heart or do you think with your head?i am in a bad marrage that will be ending soon.thats not the problem.what the problem is ,is that i have a new man new in my life that is crazy about me,says he wants to marry me,says i,m his world,says he loves me with all his heart.i have known him a month now and thow i am cracy about him,i am getting out a marrage i don't want now.i don't know if i am ready for such a huge step so soon.but i must say this man makes me feel wanderful,loved,and wanted.i do love him but i am not in love with i risk telling him this? or do i go with the flow and see how it all works out?i need sound input,so please tell me what i should do. thanks,hotfawn
Bad Care Bear
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The Circled-a
The circled-A is even more famous than the Black and Red-and-Black flags as an anarchist symbol (probably because it lends itself so well to graffiti). According to Peter Marshall the "circled-A" represents Proudhon's maxim "Anarchy is Order." [Demanding the Impossible p. 558] Peter Peterson also adds that the circle is "a symbol of unity and determination" which "lends support to the off-proclaimed idea of international anarchist solidarity." ["Flag, Torch, and Fist: The Symbols of Anarchism", Freedom, vol. 48, No. 11, pp. 8] However, the origin of the "circled-A" as an anarchist symbol is less clear. Many think that it started in the 1970s punk movement, but it goes back to a much earlier period. According to Peter Marshall, "[i]n 1964 a French group, Jeunesse Libertaire, gave new impetus to Proudhon's slogan 'Anarchy is Order' by creating the circled-A a symbol which quickly proliferated throughout the world." [Op. Cit., p. 445] This is not the earliest sighting of this symbol. On
Ok Ok Ok!! Lmao
ALLRIGHT my sister called me on my bullshit so I have to clarify.. she read my blog and told me that I am full of it. Maybe she is right lol... Im sounding just a little too coldhearted says she. Im not really that bad... and look the b.o.b stuff is just a joke..I swear! (she is going to tell my mother lmao) Truth is that nothing takes the place of basic human contact does it? I like the strength of a man, the warmth and the smell of a man..goodness I like everything about them ;) lmao But to say I havent been so fortunate in meeting a quality one would be a vast understatement. Not that I havent had more than my share of dates, but the dating pool is kinda, um...shallow Looks are not everything, neither is money..its just a bad time for this kind of thing. Since the last break up which ended Ive been thinking of moving...maybe going back to school...moving in another direction entirely with my life. It isnt even that I dont want to meet anyone...what
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Thoughts To Share While On My Cig. Break
I am always thirsty, I have gotten quite used to the feeling if one can ever be. My thirst does grow and fade some at different times. Yet lately it just isn't enough, the thirst is growing constantly and never ceases.
Fake Folks
i dont like fake folks so if u fake u might wanna leave. I like real folks not fake
today is my stepgrandparents visitation. I am really dreading going. I don't do well with dead bodies. Ive never really had to deal with one. Except one summer like almost 2 years ago when a resident at my work died on my shift. But this is different. This is family. The other familes funerals I've been to, the casket was closed. I guess it's just hard because almost 2 weeks ago I saw them alive. I mean granted I didnt know them very well, they are still family and I should be there for the rest of my family. I know my dad and stepmom really need me right now. Especially my stepmom. Those were her parents that she lost. My dad told me that it would mean alot to Jackie if I was there. He's coming to get me later on today. I have no idea with church is. I don't know Menasha at all. Then hopefully after Brian gets done with work, he'll come there. I hope.
Sexual Tension Quiz
And here's your joke: Sexual Tension Quiz Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. THE CLUES 1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. 2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. 3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. 4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. 5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
I Dont Do Multiple Blogs
I have learned over the years that there is no way I can blog in multiple places... so... I blog in only one place and anyone that is interested in the things I have to say can find it here please leave me comments on there, I enjoy reading them
Candle Magick
One of the simplest of magical arts which comes under the heading of natural magick is candle burning. It is simple because it employs little ritual and few ceremonial artifacts. The theatrical props of candle magick can be purchased at any department store and its rituals can be practiced in any sitting room or bedroom. Most of us have performed our first act of candle magick by the time we are two years old. Blowing out the tiny candles on our first birthday cake and making a wish is pure magick. This childhood custom is based on the three magickal principals of concentration, will power and visualization. In simple terms, the child who wants his wish to come true has to concentrate (blow out the candles), visualize the end result (make a wish) and hope that it will come true (will power). The size and shape of the candles you use is unimportant, although highly decorative, extra large, or unusually shaped candles will not be suitable as these may create distractions when th
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How To Put Some Anarchy Into Your Life
How to put some anarchy into your life Think for yourself. Turn off your TV. Write a letter to a prisoner. Grow your own food. Have your neighbors over for dinner. Consume less. Share your car. Go to a rally against the death penalty. Talk to your friends and neighbors about the death penalty and how you can stop it. Advocate that your community spend less money on police. On summer nights, hang out on the front porch of your house and talk to your neighbors. If you don't have a porch, stand out in the yard. Better yet, build a porch, and get rid of your lawnmower. Research your local corporations and find out what they do and how they affect your community. Start your own pirate radio station. Get you friends and neighbors involved. Boycott corporate bookstores like Borders and Barnes & Noble. Support your local independent bookstore, or, if you don't have one, start your own. Don't cross picket lines. Pick up all of the trash
Very Important,inspiration
Need a Good Idea? HERE'S ONE: Pick out some lingerie that you really like. Make a list of everything you'd like your partner to do to you (or for you) while you're wearing it. Order your story and include your full list and a description of the lingerie (and of yourself, if you like). When you get your story, put on the lingerie and read the story to your partner... AND ANOTHER: Doesn't have to be lingerie... Could be a particular meal, or a new perfume, or whatever. The key is that whatever you choose should be very SPECIFIC and NOT THE USUAL. You don't want your partner to miss the cue! OR HOW ABOUT: Create a soundtrack. For each song you put on a CD or tape, give a description of what you want your partner to do during the song. For example, you could include a favorite piece of music and the story could read, " the familiar sound of (name that tune) floated through the room, she felt her lover's hands (doing what she wants them to be doing)..." *You mi
Check Out My New Friends New Band .
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Little Johnny Goes To School.. Maybe Nsfw
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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Can I Warm You Up?
It was a dreary November day, with the sky noncommittally pissing down rain throughout, making everything just a hair grayer than November usually is. Claire dragged herself home through the fading dullness of the day, feeling drained and melancholy. Everyone on the train seemed to be feeling the same as she was; there were forty people in her car and there wasn't even one animated conversation going on. It was just a heavy and colorless day all around. Even her doorman, usually a caricature of cheer and good humor, merely grunted hello as he admitted her to the building. When Claire finally arrived at her apartment, a wash of good smells and warmth practically assaulted her at the door and instantly shifted her spirits. Trish had taken a hot shower; the steam was still hanging in the air, carrying the sweet aroma of soap and oils to her nose. Mingled with the warm clean smell of Trish was dinner, or at least the beginnings of it. She was finally home, and she smiled for the fir
Well, now i am 30, hmm, doesnt feel any different, but what does that really mean.??? I dont know??
Zen And The Art Of Anarchy
"Do be do be dooo." --Frank Sinatra ZEN ANARCHISTS by King Mob Scholar warriors. Warrior priests and poets. That's what they were called in feudal Japan -- Zen practitioners of learning and warfare. Cultured destroyers, enlightened fighters. Can it be any different with us? Postmodern jargon-junkies call ideologies (aka, "isms") like anarchism "emancipatory metanarratives" -- can you believe that? What the fuck does that mean, anyway? I'll tell you: it means systems of belief no different from what came before: BELIEVE IN X, AND YOU WILL BE FREE. YOU WILL REACH PARADISE. Most isms are full of it, and some would say anarchism is, too. Can't be done. Impossible. Utopian. A crack-pipe dream. Pie-inna-sky. Fuck that. Fuck Paradise. Make your own damned Paradise, or make none at all. Anarchism's bigger than that. Now, you're wondering, "what the hell are you talkin' about?" So I'll tellya. The way of the scholar warrior offers insight. To appreciate anarchism, we must become e
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Well I'm New To This...
I guess writing blogs is just like writing in a diary, but for everyone to see. I was just going to write about myself, and tell you about me and what i'm looking for... I'm a wild man, but a romantic all balled up into one. I love to go to concerts, and i love to go karaoke, i'm crazy about singing, even though i suck big time. I can scream out a song perfectly though ;). I used to be a member of a heavy metal band by the name of Law of the Plague, and i loved it and i miss it alot. If you want to check them out, please do.. . I do like to keep an evil facade up, but i do have a teddy bear side of me...i love being a kid at heart and go to amusement parks, water parks, parks in general, and even the zoo, but it's an evil petting zoo lmfao. I do have a perv side of me, hell what guy doesn't. I love pornography, but i'm not like seriously addicted to it. The shape and beauty of a woman's body is like food for me, i want to see it everyday...but i'm controlli
Just Saying Hi
Hi everyone! I would like to thank you all for adding me and making me feel so welcome :) I'll try to rate all your profiles and pics over time. Take care and have a great year!
Repost For Bigmachine
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? while you were still in it? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked
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About Me
well my name is ashley an i have had this for a lil while just never used it but if u want to talk to me or find something out just let me know k!!
Us Forces Have Stormed An Iranian Consulate In The Northern Iraqi Town Of Irbil And Seized Six Members Of Staff.
Please Rate This Blog US forces have stormed an Iranian consulate in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six members of staff. The troops raided the building at about 0300 (0001GMT), taking away computers and papers, according to Kurdish media and senior local officials. The US military would only confirm the detention of six people around Irbil. Tehran said the attack violated all international conventions.
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Wet Moments
in the breeze, from the sea I hear your breath... nocturnal light, and armfuls of dreams to squeeze you again. It's like a child asking: where do we fly tomorrow ? Watery moments Until yesterday a single raindrop lit up my dreams. Today, not even the sea carries me through to the evening.
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Evidence For Creation
EVIDENCE FOR CREATION 1. The Fossil Record...Evolutionists have constructed the Geologic Column in order to illustrate the supposed progression of "primitive" life forms to "more complex" systems we observe today. Yet, "since only a small percentage of the earth's surface obeys even a portion of the geologic column the claim of their having taken place to form a continuum of rock/life/time over the earth is therefore a fantastic and imaginative contrivance.1" "[T]he lack of transitional series cannot be explained as being due to the scarcity of material. The deficiencies are real, they will never be filled."2 This supposed column is actually saturated with "polystrate fossils" (fossils extending from one geologic layer to another) that tie all the layers to one time-frame. "[T]o the unprejudiced, the fossil record of plants is in favor of special creation." 3 2. Decay of Earth's Magnetic Field... Dr. Thomas Barnes, Emeritus Professor of Physics at the University of Texas at El Pa
Gone On Tuesday
Hello Everyone, just wanted to post a blog to let all my new friends, and those of you checking out my profile know that I will not be on for a while. I am packing everything up today and tomorrow, because I am leaving on Tuesday or Wednesday for Afghanistan. Once we get settled in over there, we will have internet in our rooms and all. But for the first week or two, I may or may not be able to get online. So I hope you all have a wonderful year back here in the states. Please enjoy yourselves, and hopefully it wont be too long until my unit and I are back here in the states enjoying it with you all. Take care, and I will be on when I can be. Later. Bobby
Broken Record......
I know that I must sound like a broken record..But come on people help out my son and myself by just taking a moment to mention my son and his family when you say your prayer..The Doctors have been working on setting up this surgery for almost a year now and we are getting very close to it..Will have the actual date of surgery on the 24th when he meets the doctor that will do the transplant..I know they do kidney transplants often but this one is differant in being that it has never been attempted on a person with Bartters Syndrome...Meaning his body holds or retains none of the electrolites needed to live..Please leave a comment so I know that many are asking jesus to spare my child...Sorry if I dont get back to you all often but am very busy..sometimes I just need to cry...Knightkitty
Just Like Everyday
He didn't think of himself as a creep. Really, who could blame him? Any guy would do the same thing, given the chance, right? He half believed that she knew he was watching. Some mornings, he was sure she looked right at him and touched herself as she did… Regardless of what she might be thinking, he enjoyed the show she put on for him. Every morning, just before the sun was up, she'd get out of bed and pad around her apartment naked, switching on the lights as she went. The city was quiet, and the open windows let in the air of the summer morning. She'd put the tea on to boil and head back to her bedroom to slide on her tight little yoga shorts and a tank top. Back to the kitchen, quick cup of tea, then on to the living room to stretch and sweat… He watched her breathlessly in the darkness behind his windows, and felt himself starting to swell. He stroked his growing hard-on through his boxers as she went through the ritual of her morning exercise. He never took his penis out
Happily Married?
My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal. Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
They Decide, They Report
On Fox News this morning, anchor Gretchen Carlson called Ted Kennedy a "hostile enemy" of the United States because he wants to put the troop increase to a congressional vote! To put into perspective just how beyond the pale that is, her guest, White House counselor Dan Bartlett, actually defended Kennedy in a fashion. Why god why does not the earth not open up and swallow these people?
Break Stuff
I love the song.. Ever heard it? Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit? Well.. today, that's how I feel. I wanna break something. I wanna throw shit, smash stuff, break something!!!! This is not like me at I am usually very sweet, quiet... yeah right who the fuck am I kidding? This anger is not normal for me. I think that when my emotions get the best of me,I get angry as a way of self defense. It keeps me from slipping into a depression I guess. I get angry, I let it out, I feel better. So.. I'm angry and I need to let it out. Better do it before work. The last think I need to do is to kirk out in class! That would be hella bad.
James Earl Tincher
I can't believe she's finally going to be a mother. My sister, Denise, and her husband, Danny, have been trying to have a baby for four years to no avail. Going through various methods to have a successful pregnancy, they finally were able to carry the little one they have been waiting for after three miscarriages. Denise was diagnosed with a rare blood disease that deterred her best efforts at becoming pregnant. After multiple doctor visits they prescribed a blood thinner to assist in keeping her blood from clotting too much. Giving her a shot in the hip and or stomach, this procedure was repeated three times a day for the entire pregnancy. I don't think I've been as excited as I was waiting for her to give birth to this little angel. The entire nine months that I waited were like I was waiting on a watched pot to boil. I would think to myself that if I have to wait any longer I'm going to crazy from the anticipation. Finally at five o'clock on October 18, 2001 I was called
My Burning Heart
This Is A Very True Confession Just before I wake I feel warmth upon my face of the sun streaming in from above. I lay there dreaming of your embrace, basking in the afterglow of love. Sweet aroma of our special mingled scents fills the morning air like it's the present tense. Delicious tastes of you linger on my lips, still sense the feel of you upon my fingertips. The warm sensation when you whisper in my ear, tender strength of your arms when you pull me near. Loving touch of your hands when you hold me, oh so tight. Your body's caring circle envelopes me through the night. My eyes open slowly, reality returns. The crash took you forever. My heart begins to burn. But, just before I wake I feel warmth upon my face of the sun streaming in from above. I lay there still dreaming of your embrace, basking in the afterglow of love.
I Need A Job
“Meredith?” My boss called out of the open door of his office to me. This was the third day I was working late. My day usually ended at 5 but as I looked at my watch a yawn escaped my lips as I read the clock. 9 p.m.? I tiredly walked into Mr. Douglas’ office. The black leather couch help his blazer and the flowers on the coffee table looked like they needed replaced. I quickly made a mental note as I made my way to one of the over-stuffed armchairs in front of his desk. After only being employed for Mr. Douglas for 3 months, I was very excited that he trusted me with his most important legal cases already, but, being the only secretary to work this late was taking it’s toll on my beauty sleep. I gritted my teeth, wishing I had removed my 2-inch high heels before I had come in his office. They were killing me. I sat down, crossed my legs, and got my pad and pen ready to jot down all the notes he needed to give me this time. “Yes sir?” I asked in an obviously tired voice. “D
At The Bar
Hey guys, i finally did it, i went out to a bar with a few friends last night. Lets see, i got drunk, i was cornered in a booth where a drunk n drugged up girl thought it was alright to feel me up, not just over my clothes, she went straight for my pussy, i was so stunned, i didnt know what to think, i just got out of there before she got any other ideas. So i left the bar around 2:30am n went to a friends house where we got stoned, than it got so hot in there i had to leave, another friend decided he would drive me home, but before we left the parking lot, we had a little fun. He started kissing me, than he moved his way down my pants n started to give me the best orgasm i had in months, than i gave him the best bj of his life n than i came home. Now i think that was a good night don't u guys think hehe
Go And Fuck Her Hard
As he strode toward the door with his little bag of toys slung casually over his shoulder, he felt himself getting hard just thinking about it. He had made the usual request - two girls, in their 20's, one he'd hired before and one new one. He would have them for four hours. He could do whatever he liked as long as no one needed a doctor when he was done. That was no problem - he wasn't into hurting them. The girls were allowed to walk out if they wanted to, but none of them ever did. He opened the door, and saw his girls for the night. Jen, or was it Jan? No, Jen. He was pretty sure. She was familiar from the last time. She gave him a shy smile and introduced Debbie, the new face in the room. He didn't them give his name. He said, "Okay, Jen, you know what I want. Take her clothes off and tie her up." Jen took Debbie's hand, gave her a reassuring smile, and led her to the side of the bed, then began to undress her. Slowly. She knew he liked it slow. When Debbie was naked, Jen as
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Give me some ideas for a new erotic story. Really horny but can't think of anything new.
So Wahts New??????
well my life is going nuts but at least i found a light.......the question is should i move towards it or stay in the shadows? I have came out of the shadows before and i was totally destroyed. So should i keep my distance where i feel safe or should I chance it???? God this is confusing!!!
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Cleaned Up Blogs....
I want no reminders.... going on with my life ;) Thank you everyone for your support and luvs.
Can It Be True?
Will there ever be another Like the one and only first? The innocence, the purity True love, the best, the worst. The luxury of memories Perfection, barring none Nothing else compares to it The first, the special one. Less baggage weighing on the souls, More room for lust so sweet Treasure chests of platinum Combine with passion's heat. Electric hands, magnetic cells Sparks above, below Wild energies, young auras meld, Waves rise while rivers flow. Can there ever be another Like your one and only first? The innocence, the purity True love, the best, the worst.
I know i am cynical but i just don't believe most of the bulletins i see floating around about such and such person needing prayers cuz of some tragedy. There are just too many assholes who for some reason get off starting chains like this for some weird reason. Never understood the thrill they get but i would bet a beer 90% of fake Rant Over
Staring into her soulful eyes He draws her exuding love; Breathing her . . . Intense . . . Continual caresses His only reminder Of their earthly realm. Historic embers rekindled An unstoppable inferno; Rare Pure Unfettered Incandescent love; The outline of dreams The paintbrush of fantasies.
Absorbs Devours
Words caress breaths tendrils within whispers skim sensitive skin shivers shudder liquid warmth cloaks strokes mending osmosis strength absorbs devours slowly savoring simple sweetnesses enduring surviving seducing . . . seducing . . .
Wonderful Mood
I can't believe what a great mood I am in today. I know part of it is because I got my id back the guy who took it must have tossed it. I didn't get the money back though. I couldn't sleep a wink last night just kept tossing and turning. So what has brought on this mood is unknown to me. Maybe something wonderful will happen today.
24 - A New Season Is Upon Us
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Purity Of Sensuality
Your neck warms. Fire creeps to your cheeks You swear your soul trembled. What were you supposed to be doing When the tiny message Interrupted? You can't think Your heart smolders up your throat Pure sensuality fogs your thoughts You forget how to breathe In moments Your heart still does the two-step Or is it a jive? It's just fantasy Tinged with reality. Droplets ripple waves Through former nothing Havoc created. The shock waves rock Your core Like an atomic bomb, Leaving your spinning. You smile with smug self satisfaction at the new self you see in your mirror.
I Need New Pms For Your Morph Request..
I don't know if everyone noticed or had trouble like me and a few of my friends but I lost ALL my Messages. I have NO request for Morphs. I know I owe alot of PPL morphs and Really want to do them. So With that Said I want EVERYONE to pls send me your PMS with What 2 pix you want me to you. and I will get to working on them. I am Truely Sorry for this and wish I had them done alot sooner and this would not had been a problem. I blieve I have my computer fixed and should be ready to morph everyone. Pls Send me a PM.
This is where I lay down my blood. Shed the skin of my heart. Heal the scabs I tend to pick. Regard on life and figure in the lust. Hate for the day until I break. Speak to the deaf with a loud but soothing voice. I recommend this method of hate. It seems to fit the pattern of death in our victims we erase to ease the pain. Comfort without drugs or drink. Sex without wet and sweat. Protection from the morbid bliss of reality. Dip into my soul for a look into Gods eyes. Feel the memory of the blind that once held the visions of the Alpha. I am the Omega that Jesus was afraid of. I am not a statistic for you to ponder. I will not be sold. I cannot be bought. But I will gamble my morals for the benefit of the weak children you abuse with MTV. Hate me.
A Letter To The Massess
Hey everyone I want to thank everyone who has been part of the HG scene up till now and get things moving for the New Year. I would like to say a few things about things up to know and thank a few people at this point. I have wanted to make HG a community not just a club night and I think we’ve done that. And I think our move to Club Gallery will do an amazing job of that. As for the customers and staff that have been there so far I’ve heard nothing bad about the place and I think the community will feel at home there. I hope that the move and the new year will all be good things for the community of HG. I also want to take time to thank both the staff who have worked hard getting the night going and keeping it going. From Fancy, Tigris, John, Tone, Mike, Logan, Decay Gabrielle, and a host of others. You all know who you are :) I also want to thank the patrons. PK, MA, Derek, Steve, Cyanide, Rick and again a host of others. I’m sorry if this feels like an afternoon after sc
Fun Ruiners
LOL.............there is a radio station here in Texas, 106.1 they have (not sure if it's a real site) but my advice to anyone who has issues on this site with being jealous or being too stuck up to allow comments on pictures or on your profile, is to go see if the funruiner site is real, and JOIN IT NOW!!! ~Much Luv~
Peanut Butter And Lipsick
Filth fills the mind of our children. Still we ignore? Lust fills the mind of the church. Still we adore? What choice do you give our fate? Is our faith no longer something great? Is God a war with Arabs and Jews? With America being Hell's Gates to welcome home the few who choose to be the abuse? I like to think of myself as a kind gentile soul with the mind of a genius. But who am I going to fool? No longer am I LordTool. That was a view set to be used. So take this for what it is. Thoughts filled with confused words that rhyme on the third verb. Can you achive this feat or just drag your feet? I like to know because this is my show. So smile in spite of the fight you give at night. Turn off the reasons you breath and re-adjust your treasons you spit in the face of glory. Do me that favor and taste my death flavor. Just for one moment I had you hooked, take a look into my mind and see that I'm not really fine. There is a line you must draw to be sure to fall and I assume you know this
i drown in the thoughts of togetherness for us to be as one then i snap back into reality and realize.... whats done is done. i cannot hold you close to me cant keep you by my side i've finally come to terms with this although countless times i've cried. i do not want to push you away but i cannot keep you near for when i think of the love thats passed my eyes fill up with tears. i want nothing more then to have you back and to let my feelings show but its time for me to forget your love and let what once was.... go.
Two Fuckin Strangers
She was feeling edgy. Pissed to be left alone yet again while Patrick was off at another competition. This was getting old. It was New Year's Eve, for crying out loud! What could be so important about another stupid ski race? He was getting ridiculous, and she was getting burned out on the whole routine. Rather than sitting home alone, moping, she showered and dressed to the nines and headed out to the big party by herself. She looked good, she felt sexy, and she was in the mood to find a little trouble. There were lots of people at the party that she knew, but she was tired of answering the question, "Where's Patrick tonight?" So she drifted off into the sea of faces, looking for someone who didn't even know him - or her. It didn't take him long to spot her there alone - at last! He'd been watching her for months, wishing the boyfriend would evaporate and miraculously give him a chance with her. He felt that his chance had finally come and he wasn't going to miss it. He strode
The Peak Of Pleasure
If she were being honest with herself, she'd have to say it started with them mostly out of convenience. She was lonely and he was available and willing. Maybe he was lonely too. He was an old friend with some free time. They used to say, "Hey want to get together and have a beer?" Sometimes they finished that beer and sometimes not. It was never about the beer. But from the first time she gave in to his question - "Why not? Who's it going to hurt?" - she couldn't stop thinking about him, couldn't stop imagining what they would do the next time they got together. What he would ask for, what she would say, how it would feel, how long she could make him last… That very first time, he'd gotten her off more times than she could count, and she was hooked. On nights when he wasn't around, she'd lie in bed, touching herself with eyes closed and making up scenarios - different places and positions. She'd wonder what it would feel like if he touched her here, like she was touching herself
A Wife's Heaven
She couldn't believe it when he first asked. She felt as though she'd been kicked in the stomach. Anger and resentment welled up in her chest - she couldn't quite breathe, feeling the weight of his words hanging in the air. She peeled his heavy arm from her waist, pushing it away from her, and wrenched from his embrace instantly. "How could you?" Rang out over and over in her head, but the words couldn't find enough air in her lungs to force their way out of her mouth. She silently rose from their bed and stumbled out of the room. She slammed the door on her husband as he tried to follow, mumbling apologies and excuses. As the door slapped shut in his face, Jim knew to leave it alone and not pursue his wife into the guest room. They'd been married long enough for him understand that she was done talking to him for the moment. This conversation would continue if and when Meg decided she was willing to bring it up again. He thought it might very well take days before she would spe
Cherry Tap Jealousy
Okay............C'mon here we are all adults........there is no place on this site for jealousy. It is incredibly ridiculous to be upset over comments some chic leaves for a guy or vice-versa........ If you have jealousy and possessivness issues, get the hell off the site! GEEZ!!
Jesus Was Way Cool!
Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He couldve played guitar better than Hendrix He couldve told the future He couldve baked the most delicious cake in the world Jesus couldve been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood Thats so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean thats so cool Jesus was so cool No wonder there are so many Christians
And Now This
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For Those Askin!
About My kids...hopefully this will help :) The more I look around here the more I think people have forgotten the important stuff. How many of you know anything about your friends? Or have even sent a message asking? Perhaps we all are not just another pretty face. Behind every person here there is a life, a story and I am sure and interesting one. I don't open up to people. I try not to get close to people. Anyhow I thought I would tell whoever cares to read this blog a little about my family. I have 4 Children. Identical Twin Girls--Taylor and Tatiana they are 8 years old. Then I have my son Trevor who is 7. Finally I have a 3year old name Torie or as she likes to be called "George" (Long story ---think bugs bunny and the abomnibale snow man) Every one of my kids has some sort of delay or disability. Taylor is OCD(obsessive compulsive) she suffers from anxiety as well and is on meds to help with it. Tatiana has Mild Cerebral Palsy and some learning problems. She walks but he
Today I'm working at my imaginary coffee shop. It's not just your usual coffee shop. It's special. It's were all of my friends gather to keep up with each other. The tables are made of wood - each one topped with a beautifully decorated table cloth - maybe white with lace edges or even crisp gingham blocks. It's spring outside, the sun is shining. There are fresh flowers on the tables. Bookshelves line the walls with books with coffee cups placed on them. There is a bbeautiful scene painted on the ceiling. The chairs are comfy and very plush. There is a maroon sofa right inside the door. The front windows are lined with living plants. I don't just work here. I live here. This is where my mind goes when i want to be with my friends. It's happy here. Fresh and clean and i'm surrounded with living things. Every once in a while someone spills some 'milk'. But things always-always go back to normal. We all know we're loved and cared for. We all know that in our hearts we will never
Most Morbidly Funny Shit Ever!
I soo thought I was way over and way past this until I heard the news on the Tom Joyner morning show this morning......*laughing at the thought of my next sentence*....The Godfather Of Soul....James Brown...Is NOT IN THE GROUND YET!.......*Falls Off Chair*!! It appears that there are some estate issues that are holding up burial. For cryin out loud!! They changed that man's suit four times while they paraded his dead ass across the country. Talk about all dressed up and no place to go for real! That's like saying you're going to an exclusive party, getting all dressed up...going to the Price Chopper so everyone sees you then going back home. Literally! I said literally because *breaks in laughter again* James Brown's body is being stored in a guarded, climate control room of his house while his family figures out this madess! I am so beside myself that I can hardly maintain. I think when the preached about a James Brown homegoing...they were talking about the afterlife, no
Your Kidding Me
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A Poem To Us Girls (women!).
I don't Know whom wrote this Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice >> I shave my legs, I sit down to pee >> an justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard-on >> I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late I don't watch movies with lots of gore Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. I don't wear the same underwear everyday, The food in my fridge has no sign of decay Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart, Ballet, not football,
Intensified Combat On Baghdad Streets Likely --plan Puts U.s. Troops In The Sort Of Urban Fight That War Planners Strove To Avoid In 2003 Invasion.
Intensified Combat on Baghdad Streets Likely --Plan puts U.S. troops in the sort of urban fight that war planners strove to avoid in 2003 invasion. 11 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush's plan to send tens of thousands of U.S. and Iraqi reinforcements to Baghdad to jointly confront Sunni 'insurgents' and Shiite militias is likely to touch off a more dangerous phase of the war, featuring months of fighting in the streets of the Iraqi capital, current and former military officials warned.
Nail In The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, you have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this on
What Vampire Clan Do U Belong To
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
The amazing point in a bike shop, wash and detailing a bike. Luckily enough I don't mind doing such things because I think there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. Taking your time and doing everything by hand is the key point. If you want it to look nice you have to treat it right. Detailing a bike is just like when a women really wants to look nice for something. You spend the extra time. The simple was is finally done. Now I am taking a cig. break before I start cleaning and polishing the tires and vinyl. This should take another hour to get the tires looking like new. Then comes the really fun part polishing the chrome and the paint. Which will take awhile I think I will eat lunch before finishing the bike.
I Can
this is my second blog. cause I'm that cool. My ranking is going up! yay... would like to go up more so feel free to comment on stuff and get me points. :) I'm done for now. till next time
When Someone Misses You
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Gotta Hate A Smart Woman?
A guy got on a plane and found himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turned to her and made his move? "You know," he said, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "Okay," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me, then" said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Wha A Heck Of A New Year Huh...
Wha's up everybody! hope everyone's havin a great week so far.. i've been gud myself... well the new year has started off great so far... i'm n track season, the Florida Gators won the National Title, New Orleans Saints are playin the Eagles on Saturday while the Patriots play the Chargers. Otherwise here, it's been real cold and a winterstorm is said to be comin near here. Track season started with the team gone to Kansas State and the next meet is in Nebraska where a snowstorm hitted up there so we'll c bout dat.. I wanted to give a shout out to everyone who's stopped by to leave a comment, join my fan club, rated me and etc. and want to say thanx for all da luv n as i said before, i would be gettin back at ya soon enough for it.. anytime u feel like u want to ask me a question or a statement is ok by me... for now hope everyone has a good day today... Holla at me anytime.. i'll be cin ya'll lata!! Peace n da skies!! D-Bizzle
Baseball Is Soon On Us
Now that my Cowboys have crushed my dreams of a Superbowl win I must move my eyes to Baseball. I am a die hard fun of the lovely losers, yes that would the Cicago Cubs. But after this off season, where the Trubine company decied to spend money I have a dreams again. I dream of a last to frist season turn around, and that the Cubs complete what they started in 2003 and win the World Series. Damn it I am tired of What till Nesy Year, damn it The Red Sox's and the White Sox's had there next years happen in the last two out of three World Series, I think it is about time that the Cubs see thier next year also. WTF - you am I kidding these are the Cubs and that damn goat will find away to haunt these Cubs from his grave like every other year. Go Cubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At First
at first i felt like crying n begged GOD to dry my tearas. i sat and reminisced of all the good times through the years. i stare at him from across the room and block that i still carebut im still in love with the way he runs his fingers through his hair and when im sick of crying but i feel the same, i might stop feeling miserable and hand him the blame. he'll ask me why my friends still vibe and walk away, he'll have nothing more to say. i finally think its over and that this might be the end, but then my heart stops when i see him holding his new girlfriend and i force myself to realize that in time i will be okay and the feelings that i felt at first will slowly fade away.
The Art Of Art
What is this that make you think, feel, and look differently on life What is this that can be worthless to one man and priceless to the next You look at for a minute and you are changed forever or inspired to do the same You wonder how could this come about, how can a mere mortol create something from the gods Whatever it is i call it the art of art
Support Our Troops
i am joining the army and i salute all of you who support our troops. it wont be easy leaving my wife of almost 3 years and 19 month old daughter for 9 weeks but in the end it will be worth it. my wife is scared that i might get sent over seas, but if that is God's will then i am willing to do it. i want my daughter to be able to grow up in a free country and never have to witness what we have from 9/11. i know our country has its problems but i am willing to die to protect my family, friends and country from anything and everything that trys to take our freedom from us. i would love to hear your opinion on the subject thank you for taking the time to read my thoughts Jai
Ok Lets Get The Story Straight Here
Ok so a good cherry tap friend of mine is a lil down and out. Seems as though (yet another) man has lied. Men do this so fuckin well don't we? Well, some of us don't (those tend to be the ones that get caught up) Ok THiS IS COMING FROM THE REAL MAN THAT I AM. This goes out to ALL YOU WOMEN 1. You are beautiful 2. You are worthy to be cherished, loved and admired (also respected) 3. You dont have to tolerate "game" 4. If it seems too good to be true. IT FUCKIN IS! 5. Background checks are NOT optional anymore! Fuckin do it! Look, I know the dating scene seems dark and gloomy. Some of it really is that way. Some of it isn't. Listen to your heart and your brain AT THE SAME TIME. Do not go against what you think is common sense. Im not saying you have to change yourself. Bring you to the table always, but make that man prove himself worthy of your time.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
come vote for me spead the love. i do everyday i spead the love to all
Missed Your Comments
I had some comments and messages left for me yesterday but they purged all comments and mail last night on if you sent something I never saw it.
This Is My Writing
A friend asked me to post my blog from another site to here so.. Here it is. I don't write often actually I never write. (I think It's because my mom does.) When I write I don't use Grammer and I don't check spelling. I just right and walk away so I can't screw it up by fixing it. Anyway here it is Bridges Current mood: contemplative My days drift by following the road of bridges and paths in life. Burning my bridges as I go, Ive crossed many bridges in the last few months with matches in hand.Thinking Im walking to a place I belong. Paths begin to fade as I lose my direction. I dont mind being lost, why should it matter. Ill find another path, another bridge. As I emerge from a dark direction that has torn me apart I see a path as beautiful and perfect as I can imagine, the path that I thought could not exist. It seemed so perfect as I walked along it. I think to myself, although Ill find other paths that are beautiful, it may be the last time I find a path like t
Love All Human
Why can't we love each other
New Position?? Hopefully
Ok so I had a job interview the other day. they called and invited me back for a second interview. I go for that on Wensday morning. If I do get the job I will have a $4 pay raise, once im ther full time all of my benifits will be free (medical, dental, eye, hearing and life insurance) and if i have children theirs would be free also, there are 17 paid holidays that I would get dbl time and a half for and if im off i would still get paid 8 hours for them, It is in walking distance to Donnie's job, so only having 1 vehicle won't be a problem anymore and if i go back to school they will pay for me to get my degree. So please cross you fingers for me. because if i dont get this job we're kinda fucked, the client i have with my job now is doing better any wont be needing us hardly at all, which means I have almost no hours..
The Darwin Awards
I personally don't believe these are true, but they are funny as shit. The supposed "winner" at the end, was the same dude who "won" like 6 or 8 years ago, b/c I've read that one long time ago. . .SOOOOOO. . if you BELIEVE these, you may be a Darwin candidate yourself!! The Darwin Awards are out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... Remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fir
Ladies Wipe Your Cooch
New Friends And Old Friends
I have made new friends for the last little bit to the point where old friends are starting to get jealous.It's silly yet cute at the same time.I personally would never replace a friend for everyone is different and bring a certain flavouring(for lack of a better word) to the table of life. I saw something the other day that reminds me of friendships,it's a quote: "If I wanted to be like you,I would clone you,instead knowing you could bring something special into my life I asked you to be my friend" So,as I make new friends,bury old ones and laugh growing old with certain friends,I can truly say that I have been blessed with and by the people in my live. Both in the good times and especially through the bad.People can tell you that they are your friend until they are blue in the face but the sign of a good friendship is if you are in jail they are sitting beside you or at the very least ready to bail you out.Meaning that they are always there during your bad times as you are for t
What Kind Of Witch Are You
What kind of 'witch' are you? You are a dark witch. You are drawn to what you probably call "the dark arts" because of a need for power and mystery. You probably dress in a gothic style and like to exude a sense of strength and power. You might wear large crosses (how they are related to witchcraft is beyone me) and dark makeup.. lots of black. You don't have much natural power and are a lot of show, but you're a kickass girl and we all admire.. em.. fear you :)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
New Pics
There are new pics on my page of my lil girl go check them out and rate them!
Haku 1
Mind the company you keep, be with people who are goin higher and about bigger things. Those who are on childish things will only have you doin things.
Ponder This For 2007
TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow
Attractive Teast
This is the "attractive" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] sexy as hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] okay [] ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] husby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] go out with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] hook up with me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] sex buddy [] girl friend/boy friend [] wifey/hubby [] friend w/ benefits ??????? re-post as Attractive test
Wiccan/pagan Abc's
Wiccan/Pagan ABC's Accept others as they are, we are all individuals. Belief in yourself is a necessity. Concentration is important in any endeavor, both magickal and in life. Do what you will, so long as it harms none. Empathy is an important life skill...learn it, practice it. Find strength in yourself, your friends, your world and your actions. Goddess/God's are multifaceted - The Lord and Lady take many names and faces. Help others every change you get. Intelligence is something that cannot be judged on the surface. Judge not - what you send out comes back to you! Karma loves to slap you in the face, watch out for it. Learning is something that should never stop happening!!! Magick is a wonderful gift, but it is not everything! Nature is precious, appreciate it and protect it. Over the course of time, your soul learns many lessons. Make this life count!!! Pray Quietness both physically and mentally restores the soul, meditate often. Remember to take time for you
Just Keep It Real
Sooooooooooo my first blog of 2007. Damn where did 2006 go? Seems like just yesterday I was gettin drunk on hypnotiq and ringin in 06. lol However 365 days have passed and a new beginning has to be made. Highlights of 2006: Almost got fired (again) Jesus will these ppl lighten up??!! Yeah I know I fill your disabled black man quota but ya cant get rid of me that easy! Started a relationship in July Ended a relationship in November (hmmm was she cheatin on me the whole time? With who?? OH YEAH The "best friend" who was "married" and there was of course "nothing to be worried about baby" blah blah blah BITCH!! Hope ya happy with his wannabe gangsta ass. Ya didn't deserve this KING right here! Spent time with family and good friends (The TRUE Friends).. God bless ya'll I Love ya to death ride or die forever! And joined cherrytap (again). Lets see how many people actually add me as a friend and keep in touch!! lol Ya know u just look at the pics.
I really hate to become polictical on this web site, but 20,000 more troops to Iraq. Can anyone tell me what are we trying to accomplish. 20,000 troops are not enough to take over a country, its just enough to prolong the war. Thoughts please....
Well... I am outta here to get ready for my b-day party soon and going to my friend's house to get things ready and get myself prepare for nice longgggggggggg party hardy and two bars in one day woohoooo going to love it hehehehehe ;-) My big thanks to Shellbbw, Simply Me , Jadez and Evilbratybitch for the birthday gift and I will return a favour when I see your b-day comin up soon or later and once again thanks muahhhzzzz ladies ;-)
Hot Or Not
HOT OR NOT***POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!!
I Want To Sleep
I am really dragging ass right now. Went to bed at 11:30pm last night, and was up at 2:15am for a death call. Here it is 10:00 am still haven't been to bed. Won't get a chance until after 3:00pm today. Had a death call yesterday too. So the next few days are busy. but I am getting ahead of myself. I have pretty much been working 7 days a week. Either my phone job, or something with the funeral home. But I needed to. Well earlier this week I made my last child support payment. So that is one headache out of the way. (still have many more). I noticed that even though I cut back the number of hours I was working the phones per day. I was still getting short with customers. So I came up with a good plan. Work 3 days, and take a day off. That would give me either a total day off, or to do maintance at the funeral home. Seemed like a good plan, (at the time) Well had a death call yesterday, but it was a Life Legacy call (great program) but the family stil
My Withered Heart........
I haven't any talents, No brain And no beauty, But the heart that beats within, Every purity pumped through me, Tries to demolish the blackness that taints my every pulse. And Each time it twitches, I feel it struggle more and more, Because this hell we call life Is forcing through innocence' doors.
Having been in a couple relationships myself, I always pondered the question was it better to know all about the person you were dating or was it better to find out as time passed. My feelings up to this point is to not know too much about a person at first, that way you won't pre-judge them and you will get to form your own opinion about them. Well what is everyones else thoughts about this subject. Please comment and give your take of the subject.
A-z About Me
1. A is for age: 21 on March 12th 2. B is for beer of choice: none 3. C is for career right now: Factory Worker 4. D is for your dog's name: the one I used to have was CJ 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Bra 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Supernatural 7. G is for favorite game: God Of War 8. H is for Home town: Mt. Washington 9. I is for instruments you play: Making glasses sing, does that count? 10. J is for favorite juice: Apple/Prune 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Jessica 12. L is for last place you ate: BurgerKing 13. M is for marriage: looking like its never gonna happen 14. N is for your full name: Casandra Gayl Snow 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: when my baby was born 16. P is for people you were with today:Allen and my baby girl 17. Q is for quote: True knowledge is knowing you know nothing 18. R is for Biggest Regret: Not doing something I should have 19. S is for status: in a r
My Lost Love.......
I’m standing here in the dark, All alone in the middle of the park. Staring up at the waxing moon, Hoping that you will call soon. I’m pretending you are here, When you aren’t really near. You left my arms without saying goodbye, I guess I’ll never know why. My heart which is filled with love for you, Is praying that you love me to. During school I feel your stare, But I act like I just don’t care. You’ve hurt my heart and my feelings to, So now I never want to see you. Now that I’m standing here without you, I shall never again be blue. Even though you think it’s not true, I am already over you.
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
Beauty And Foul..........
Love, love, love People say it's wonderful, Genuine and Sincere. They say it's a flower that Never withers. They say it's a melody, Playing sweetly in a lover's heart. I love you, is a beautiful discovery, When it provided someone with The greatest care and compassion. Love, love, love People say it's pain, twinge and blood. They say love is a deadly Sickness without a cure. They say it's a pest and You can never get rid of it. I love you, is the foulest message. It can trick anyone, strike someone And can even kill a young's heart. Love, love, love Until now no one can ever Witness its true meaning, Whether love is a passion Or whether love is a lie All though people judge love Differently from one anothers opinion, I believe it will remain meaningless. Sorry if I said too much. That doesn.t connects anything All I wanted to tell you, All I wanted to say and All I wanted to cry out from The beginning is I love you, And meanings of love won't a
Sands Of Time
You’re walking in the sands of time. Never knowing what you may find. Loosing life and ending love, Having friends that seem to fall. You will find in one life time, When things appear that do not last. Every thing you once knew, Seems to fade all to fast. So when you find your one true love, Hold on tight and you’ll get through, Don’t let go and they will stay, And hold your hand to lead the way.
Gothic Icon Munsters' Star Yvonne De Carlo Dies
Munsters' Star Yvonne De Carlo Dies Updated 7:45 AM ET January 11, 2007 By BOB THOMAS LOS ANGELES (AP) - Yvonne De Carlo, the beautiful star who played Moses' wife in "The Ten Commandments" but achieved her greatest popularity on TV's "The Munsters," has died. She was 84. De Carlo died of natural causes Monday at the Motion Picture & Television facility in suburban Los Angeles, longtime friend and television producer Kevin Burns said Wednesday. De Carlo, whose shapely figure helped launch her career in B-movie desert adventures and Westerns, rose to more important roles in the 1950s. Later, she had a key role in a landmark Broadway musical, Stephen Sondheim's "Follies." But for TV viewers, she will always be known as Lily Munster in the 1964-1966 slapstick horror-movie spoof "The Munsters." The series (the name allegedly derived from "fun-monsters") offered a gallery of Universal Pictures grotesques, including Dracula and Frankenstein's monster, in a cobwebbed gothi
Rip Charles Aka " Dragon "
Charles died on January 11, 2007 at 8:00 am. dragon@ CherryTAP Charles gave his life protecting our country and may he and his friend rest in peace. Charles died saving the lives of 26 men. More like his friends. He took over 23 shots to his body and still he fought on. I'm sorry for all your loss in a friend. He left behind 2 little girls back in the USA. His team is on his page right now passing on the news. Please go show his page much love and thanks for all he has done. He gave the ultimate price, for our Freedom!!
Today I Thanked A Vet!!!!!
I was going into K-mart this morning and as I pulled in right before me parked a disabled Vet plate. The Man walked in and I right behind him. I followed where he went and asked if he was the Vet he said yes. I then Thanked him for all he did for our country. He thanked me I said your welcome Thank you! I then walked away feeling very proud of what I had just done and for being an Amarican!!!!! origanal post by Lovelaceez69.
Single Mother Musician With A Dream
Hi folks I wanted to post this because I really think this woman is great she’s a good friend of mine who is a single mother and who hasn’t given up her dream of being a musician. She writes her own music and taught herself how to play the guitar. She is a great character and genuinely cares about other people to the point she sacrifices herself. I know that many of you are supporters of the military and I appreciate it greatly but sometimes we forget to recognize the people we see everyday.. So please stop by her Myspace page and take a listen to what she has, it’s not her best work but she only had one studio session awhile ago due to expenses. It doesn’t cost a thing to listen to her play but the support of the people who want to hear her, I think is Priceless. I’m going to miss her while im away... If you know anyone who is big into unheard music please repost this.. It really would mean a lot
Baby Joe's Update
Well he FINALLY had the hernia surgery....Yesterday Jan10th @ Vanderbilt hospital...was a piece of cake he's a trooper came through it just fine....& is right back to his old self...No follow up appointment needed cuz the Dr said they rarely have any complications after this type of surgery & since he didn't have stitches (they used medical glue) there is no need for them to see him again ...Yay no more trips to Nashville I hate that big city lol Oh & he had his 6month check-up on Monday...He's perfectly healthy & right where he should be developmently ....Weighed 16lbs 6oz & was 28in long
New Solar Powered Energy Source Idea
New Solar Powered Energy Source Idea Jan 9th, 2007, 10:22pm Teraform Desert Lands into parabolic shapes and coat the surfaces with reflective mylar films. The reflected light is then collected at the parabolic focus point and utilized to make electricity. You will need to erect towers and a moveable assembly because the focal point will change due to a changing angle of the sun. Terraforming the landscape is cheap to do and mylar is very inexpensive. In this system you only need one moving part, where with current solar power stations you have hundreds of expensive and small moving mirrors. * If someone does this please include me with a small piece of the action. Howard Scott Pearlman Check out this amazing web page .... Please CLICK Below CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May We Choose As Standards Those Tha
Love And Friendship
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Which Horror Killer Are You?
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead100%Leatherface100%Hannibal Lecter90%Freddy Krueger80%Jigsaw70%Michael Myers60%Jason Voorhees50%Buffalo Bill50%Captain Spaulding30%Candyman30%Which Horror Killer are You?
Do You Really Need A Man To Be Happy??
No this isnt the SHE-ra man haters Just a question. Good men are hard to find...guys are easy to find lol.. thats what I tell my mother when she wants to know why at 30 I cant KEEP a man.. *eyeroll* and I want to say MOM I can find a man...but I dont want to KEEP ONE... *laugh* conjures images of a man in a cage or something. The truth is that my life is pretty good the way it is, why wreck a good thing? Iknow I am pretty jaded...too many bad expereinces that I have to add she doesnt even know the HALF of...and while other girls my age (gasp) are looking for a doctor or a lawyer or an Indian Chief (wtf?? lol) to keep them happy...I dont need that.. and yeah there are alot of things I might miss about having a guy in my life...(gee I miss kissing lmao and Sunday morning ummmm ;))I guess I am far too independent for most people. BUT I LIKE THAT ABOUT ME lmao... so what if no one else The point is that maybe I will find a man one day
From Theunloved’s Somewhat Twisted Mind.(entry For Jan. 10, 2007)
”I will wipe away the Tears She cries”… And Love Her like there’s no tomorrow… ”But still something stands between Us”… ”And My Desire for a New Life”… ”Bites & Kisses” TheUnLoved® then fades back into the darkness of his life…
I'm Just A Dreamer
Gazing through the window at the world outside Wondering will mother earth survive Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her, sometime After all there’s only just the two of us And here we are still fighting for our lives Watching all of history repeat itself time after time I’m just a dreamer I dream my life away I’m just a dreamer Who dreams of better day’s I watch the sun go down like everyone of us I’m hoping that the dawn will bring a sign Of a better place for those who will come after us… this time I’m just a dreamer I dream my life away….oh yeah I’m just a dreamer Who dream’s of better day’s Your higher power may be God or Jesus Christ It doesn’t really matter much to me Without each other’s help there aint no hope for us I’m living in a dream of fantasy Oh yeah yeah yeah Bridge If only we all could just find serenity It would be nice if we could live as one When will all this anger, hate and bigotry be gone I’m just a dreamer I d
Get To Know Me...
Name: Sean Birthday: 21 Oct 1970 Birthplace: Indianapolis, IN Current Location: Doha, Qatar Eye Color: blue Hair Color: blond Height: 6" Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: American The Shoes You Wore Today: Desert Combat Boots Your Weakness: Breasts (hey, I'm being honest) Your Fears: Being alone Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 10th marathon Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL (I really am laughing) Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN O-Dark-30 comes fast Your Best Physical Feature: Stamina/Endurance Your Bedtime: 2300 Your Most Missed Memory: Poker nights in HS Pepsi or Coke: Coke MacDonald's or Burger King: McD's baby! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: Karaoke! Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: Yes Do you want to go to College: Been (BS, MS) Do you want to get Married: Done Do you belie
Tenacious D Video (adult Content)
Voting Doesnt Work As You Can See!
Dear mr..i hate the world i watch the news today i saw americans dying on cnn next channel i see you happy dont you feel anything i cry myself to sleep what will happen when war breaks down my door where will i feel safe that night? do you even care if i die? i try to keep a clear mind but its hard when i see hurt faces on every street that watch the same channel as me im not proud of this world but i dont have no where to go you dont even care if the world dies when i was a younger girl i never thought much of wars but now since 911 im not blind i see this world is hell cant you make it go away lets us be happy for a day you dont give a fuck what i have to say i hope when you lay your head down to sleep at night i hope you hear the world cries
Help Me In The Bbw Contest
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Good Morning/good Afternoon, Everyone!
Hope everyone is having a wonderful day! So far so good here, although my anxiety level is rising - not too sure why! I am excited because I finally get my horoscope reading tonight!! I have never had my natal chart done and had been thinking about it. One of my friends had an advanced reading done a few weeks ago by this lovely lady over by Green Bay. I called her last week and gave her the information she needed to do a natal chart and the more comprehensive reading - includes some past life and future information. She called last night to set up a time to tell me about the reading as she tapes it as well as sending a hard copy of the charts she's done. She told me my chart was so "interesting" she could hardly put it down, lol! Why doesn't that surprise me! No wonder I'm a little anxious! I'll be off to work shortly! Should be a good day, I think! Much love and hugs to all! Blessings, one and all! Have a good one!
Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government - In Order To Bring About Peace In Iraq The Kurds, Shiites And Sunis Must All Share Power Equally.
Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government Jan 9th, 2007, 10:30pm ********************************** In order to bring about peace in Iraq the Kurds, Shiites and Sunis must all share power equally. Each group elects one leader and the 3 leaders must come to an unanimos decision for anything to be done. All oil wealth is to be shared by all Iraqis. Howard Scott Pearlman See the fantastic special effects at this site ....... Please CLICK Below CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May We Choose As Standards Those That All Men Can Trust.
To Every Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he CHOSE THE SLUUTTT INSTEAD. Not to those girls who chooses the DUMB retard Drug dealin, undereducated RETARD who does nothing but cheat, and still lives with his parents and cant keep a JOB!! To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE. To every girl who would just once wants a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To eve
This Is Funny..what Do You Think?
Yes (((( Women Only ))))
The tropical night embraces Sticky sweet and lingering Native insects circle swirling Whirring in the breeze Leaning on the rail His scent weighs heavy Rising from his shoulders Natural and so male His naked chest rises Heaving with each breath Pierced protruding nipples glint Winking with the moonlight His eyes squint serious Peering toward the distance Change is in the air Seeping from the seams In silence our connection deepens Guarding against the world We two standing together This moment must be the test He turns to me My bare feet planted firm He takes my waist And my arm Something’s happening I feel it too It lies behind his eyes Travels to his tongue He crouches to one knee Right there before me My mind’s puzzled The obvious it denies My own breath is stifled I feel a tear in my eye He fingers my skirt Playing with the hem A devious smile flashes And then he digs in His tongue explores Wher
Night Music (( 4 Whoever ))
Your fingers comb through my hair as though you are caressing the strings of a harp. Your thighs squeeze me, gently, like a cello you long to draw the perfect note from. Your whisper serenades me, wooing me to the window of desire, so I can see your love. Your kiss mellows my cries, bringing the tone and pitch to the level you long for. You play my body so capably until our souls and our bodies melt together in perfect harmony.
Time For A Reminder!
I think some of you all need a refresher on What it means to be a good cherry!!! Ten Ways to be a Good Cherry! 1. Show love(Comment your Friends, Random acts of Kindness) I do this as much as I can. I try and show my friends I care even if I am BUSY! I may make them a graphic or leave a comment or send a gift. 2. If you visit thier blogs... Comment them. You took the time to go see what it was leave a comment ...its nice to do so.Rate them as well. 3. Help fellow cherries out. IF someone needs help, do what you can! 4.At least once a week pick 5 new cherries that just joined and befriend them!! 5. Stay out of the DRAMA. You can be a good friend with out getting involved!! 6. Do not put NSFW pics up as your display!!!Save them for your ADULT folder! 7. The most important thing! When you become friends with someone...DO NOT ASK THEM TO SEE THIER PRIVATE PICS!!! Its disrespectful. 8. Become a fan!!! Its awesome to fan people...its flattering! 9. Make a Sal
Him (( 4 Women Only ))
He owns an enigmatic smile And mysterious eyes He is craved fruit From a forbidden garden I dare to enter Desire to taste his exotic flesh Too tantalizing to bear He takes me places I've never ventured And strokes my carnal urges Until I'm saturated with desire He makes my heart sing When he laughs And my soul dance When he sings He is God's sublime creation And my eternal complement I love him beyond measure
Take Me ((( A Woman Thinking Of Her Man )))
Take me, like you've done so many times before; Slip inside me and slip out like forgotten lore; Make my womb ache for your embrace; Whip me hard with leather and lace. But when you leave remember how I felt; When you leave remember how I taste; When you leave forever feel me clench around you. Take me until I'm breathless with shame; Lick me until passion is nothing but a game; Caress me until it’s bordering on waves of pain; Make my heart pound through my pretty veins. But when you leave me remember that I screamed your name; when you leave know that your seed remains; when you leave me let the scratches on your back burn. Take me and make me shake to my core; Touch me and make me beg for more; Kiss me like you're eating my mouth; Let your fingers trail down south. But when you leave remember my face; when you leave remember me sprawled naked on my bed; remember it's your sex my body fed. Take me like you have so
Sweet As Wine
I admired her from across the room Cradling the fine wineglass Slender, elegant hands Well manicured fingers Caressing the length of its stem Climbing and exploring Fingertips so soft Filling each hollow of the designI caught my breath As she raised the fine crystal To full, sensual mouth Lips already sweet as wine Liquid running cool against warm breathI melted and became the sweet nectar Washing myself over her tongue Letting her savour my flavour Filling her with the heady sense of myself I could feel her taste me Long languid trips upon her tongueWhen she lowered the goblet Her eyes met mine She stood and walked toward me Held the goblet out to me And asked me if I would like to taste I stood and looked at her longinglyReached out with both hands Slid them behind her neck And pulled her toward me My lips and tongue devouring hers Experiencing the rich blend of wine Making me feel drunk with lustIt was then I took the wine glass from her hand Sat down, refi
Back From Surgery
The surgery turned out to be bigger than the doctor had thought, so instead of staying out of work for one week I'm supposed to be out of work two weeks. There's a lot of pain, even with the pain pills. Thank you all for your good thoughts :)
Women Rose Petal
"Rose Petal," he desires to call me, and how appropriate, I muse, since his eyes, his hands, his lips on mine, serve as life-giving water, soil, and sun, nurturing the love we share. "Rose Petal," he sighs, lifting his mouth from my skin, for a moment. "Rose Buds," he then mumbles, after tasting my nipples, and we share tender, wry laughs. "Rose Petal," he whispers, as we lie bathed in candlelight, the scent of jasmine mingling with the musk of our lovemaking, his fingertips caressing my arm, then trailing to the small of my back while we hold each other close. "Rose Petal," he calls me, and how appropriate, I muse, as the way he adores and appreciates me through loving acts and considerate words causes me to blossom for only him.
It Is In The Way (( Woman Only ))
Is it in the way that you Thrust so deeply into the very pits that holds delight, or in the way that I feel Secure to allow you? No, It is in the way your eyes Light up when you see me Gasp with pleasure when you do! Is it in the way that your Tongue flick across my breasts To tease me with thrills, or in the way your fingers Trace across my arching back, Sending sexually charged bolts like butterflies to my stomach? No, it is in the way your body rocks against mine in Perfect unison and balance To spill the juice that your cup holds! Is it in the way your body Tense when you greedily drink from My cup that is always overflowing, or in the way that you savor the sweet tastes from a treasured cup? No, it is in the way you know how special this offering is! Is it in the way that your Lips seek out mine for a long, Sensual, lusting kiss. Or is it in the way that you Clutch to my body when You're caught in the throes of release. No, it is in the way that
The Whole Of Life
Thursday, January 11, 2007 The whole of life Everything has an influence on everything else. All the seemingly separate aspects of life are tightly intertwined. When setting priorities and making choices, consider the whole of life. Attempting to play off one thing against another will never work for very long. When you shortchange one part of your life, other things suffer. When you work to add value somewhere in your world, that value is reflected in other places too. Eventually, the good, sincere, authentic things you do will exhibit their influence throughout your world. There's a way to live through each experience that will enhance and improve all the other experiences. Think of your decisions not as discreet events, but rather as interrelated expressions of who you truly are. Realize that each action has an influence that spreads far beyond its original context. Live as though the universe is connected to itself in ways that you cannot begin to imagine. Know
This Is Not My Blog!
To see my real blog, please visit IT's a sucky blog, but it's mine. And click an add while your there. I need the revenue! Thanks!
Passion's Storm (( Women Only ))
Outside, I am unmoving, as still as a summer breeze, maintaining a visage of calmness while inside I am a sandstorm, roaring grains fueled beneath his fiery wind. The core of me whirls, as I yearn the heat of his hands, and seek the quench of his kisses, his mouth pressed gently to mine, our lips mimicking the sand grains dancing along the horizon. His tongue offers honeydew, and I suckle as if tomorrow will not arrive. Soon, he is swept up, consumed within passion's storm, thrusting into the core, a waterfall suddenly awaiting his entry. He willingly accepts the journey, and my sand grains wrap, like silk, around the length of him, clasping, guiding, urging him deeper, leading him along the sand dunes and the red land of the storm's pulsing rhythm. Control is desired, but sensing me near, he grows helpless to resist forging onward, my passionate cries driving him to travel faster, farther, until he and I quake beneath the for
Borders (( Ladies ))
She stands independent rising spanning the defining line where north meets south at the Border where California and Mexico join In different cultures two languages spoken where worlds collide blended I walk the bridge where they mesh and mingle like cock and pussy man and women you and me from above observe the neutral ground on the border while I know my land and learn of yours see the power in the vision one world together the harmony and strength of becoming one
What You Like To Do On Weekend??
What you like to do on Weeekend ?? 1,,Staying home.. 2,,Go to playing pool.. 3,,Sleeping ... 4,,Going to swimming pool.. 5,,Meet some friends and go for drink... 6,,Do something for fun...
If U Asked
I wld b sure to at least give one comment and a vote sooooooo why not help me out and do the same, like others i DON'T exspect comment bombing if its what u want to do then thas u'r choice....pleaseeeeeeeeeee help me out it wld b appreciated......for those of u that have ty :)... click pic for direct page thanxxx
Ewwwww But Funny As Hell!!!!!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Yayyyyy About Time My B-day Is Here!
Woohoooo and yayyyyyy my b-day is here and now it's partyyyyyyyyyy time for me to have some fun and don't forget my gift ppl hehehehehe ;-)
Y’all Know Yer A Redneck When. .
These are new ones for me. Pretty funny. . -You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. -Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. -You burn your yard rather than mow it. -The Salvation Army declines your furniture. -You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. -You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. -You come back from the dump with more than you took. -You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. -Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. -Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. -You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. -You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. -You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. -You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. -You have a rag for a gas cap. -Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. -You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. -You can spi
~~ Tattoo Contest Wow Check This Out! ~~
~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~ 1st Place is...... with 1706 comments 2nd Place is...... with 500 comments 3rd Place is...... with 488 comments 4th Place is...... with 284 comments 5th Place is...... with 53 comments 6th Place is...... with 24 comments 7th Place is...... with 17 comments 8th Place is...... with 7 comments 9th Place is...... with 7 comments 10th Place is...... with 3 comments Good Luck to everyone! maria
Mr Good Bar (( Ladies ))
Mr. Feel Good, where are you please You’re the one who has me on my knees Begging you to give me more More of this loving that’s made me sore Mr. Feel Good, tell me please How did you know just how to tease To not be to gentle but not to tough How did you know I like it rough Mr. Feel Good, show me how Push your sex into me, give it to me now Every inch of you right to the end Watch my mind, my soul, my body bend Mr. Feel Good, is it true Do you ache for me like I ache for you Cause if it’s true then come to me Make you feel good too, just wait and see
Describing Her Feelings
Words caress breaths tendrils within whispers skim sensitive skin shivers shudder liquid warmth cloaks strokes mending osmosis strength absorbs devours slowly savoring simple sweetnesses enduring surviving seducing . . . seducing . . .
Opening ((ladies))
Eyes Wide, green Searching, seeing, knowing Deep inside the inner me Opening Mouth Wet, warm Sucking, tasting, probing Deep inside the inner me Opening Hands Rough, firm Tracing, kneading, entering Deep inside the inner me Opening Woman hood Hot, slick Receiving, begging, squeezing, Deep inside the inner me Opening Manhood Engorged, hard Pushing, grinding, pleasing Deep inside the inner me Opening Love United, free Blending, fulfilling, coursing Deep inside the inner me Opening
Intelligence Game
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the law
Last Night Surprise
Staring into her soulful eyes He draws her exuding love; Breathing her . . . Intense . . . Continual caresses His only reminder Of their earthly realm. Historic embers rekindled An unstoppable inferno; Rare Pure Unfettered Incandescent love; The outline of dreams The paintbrush of fantasies.
Mountain Top Love ((4 Whoever))
Remember that night on the mountain? I think of it so often, after so much time My body still shivers and trembles And my face flushes with fever Of long-passed-remembered passion Hot, black, velvet night cooled by highland breeze And heated by flames of desire That roared all night refusing to be quenched Moon witness to our rite of passion Covering her blushes with filmy clouds Symphony of crickets and night sounds Stars winking their burning approval Sweetness of honey suckle And clean pine woods scent Smell of your hot skin, sweat and cologne Mingled with musk and perfume of mine Do you ever remember that night? Does your heartbeat quicken, hands long To touch smooth ivory mountains Lips yearn to kiss rose-colored pebble-hard tops Pointing toward heaven as I lay in your arms And they arch closer to your mouth? Does your body tremble like mine in remembering? The hardness and fever of that night rise again? Can you feel my silken hair agai
It's My Birthday!!!
I just want to say Hi and Thanks to all my friends and family here on CT. Today is my birthday and I just reached the half way part in my life. I hope all who read this will repost and leave me some comments and add me. I want to meet more new friends from all over. I will be having a party this whole weekend to celebrate. So Please show me some Love and I always do the same. Thank you everyone for making this a very Happy Birthday for me.
Sixty Nine All Da Way
We lie cloaked in the candlelight`s amber glow Our passion enticing us to let go Your caresses fuel the fire building in me Your kisses travel lower, softly, slowly A pleasure awakens for us to share Driven by our love and how we show we care You toy with me, delaying your descent I inhale deeply, become filled with our scent The musk of our sex and the scented candle Threatens to become too much to handle I push gently against the crown of your head You appease, proceeding with plans you`ve laid The air fills with my deepening sighs As you slide down between my thighs Your tongue eagerly parts my lips Into your mouth my nectar soon drips You hold me beneath the waning candle light And we watch shadows play this erotic night. We lie cloaked in the candle light`s amber glow Our passion enticing us to let go Your caresses fuel the fire building inme My kisses travel lower, softly, slowly A pleasure awakens for us to share Driven by our love and how we show we car
Feelings Of Inadequacy - Wine About It!
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Wine. Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Wine almost immediately, and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Wine. Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness
Wasting Away
I never thought i would be in the position im in at this point of my life.To me everything was ok,not perfect,but ok. It seems like the 2 things i care about most are taken away from me,taken away from the place they love,the place they get hugs,and the place they belong. I have to get through it,and be strong I have to let her go and move on I have no choice but to try to make it But without my kids how am i supposed to face it
I Swallow Online {{ Poetry }} In A Sexy Way !!
Naughty naughty I'm a bad bad lady Got a lover here at home But I want more Oh so much more So when I get online My fingers do start to creep Across the keyboard As I type a kinky invite onto my screen Willing, wet, and ready I'll take any man on Just give me a ring Cos I like to swallow online Between my legs Getting wetter and wetter In sweet anticipation of the night to cum I don't care who you are or what you look like So damm horny I'll give you all a chance To show me What you got waiting for me In your pants I want it all In my mouth and down my throat So smooth and creamy I swallow onlineI know you want me gentlemen And believe me when I say that I want you too Cumming out of your jeans To make all my senses scream oOO yeah lover Give it to me Just like that Don't make me wait Not one minute longer For my delight so delicious Shoot it all over me now! I swallow online Can you take the heat? Can you handle me? Your every wet dream
Blonde Joke
A blonde was driving down the street when she heard the radio, saying how stupid blondes where. After hearing all she could, she furioulsy turned off the radio. While driving down the rode she saw a blonde rowing a boat in a corn feild. So apon seeing that she stopped the car and yelled it's from blondes like you that we get the bad reputations. If i could swim i would come out there and drown your ass.
Repairing The Ozone Hole With Robot Airplanes
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What You Think, Cabana Surprise ?? ((ladies))
I watched him as he walked back and forth on the beach, serving pina`coladas and bahama mamas to all the oil slicked ladies who dropped their Cosmo magazines and turned to watch as he walked away. His skin deep bronzed like an Adonis his hard muscled chest and thighs gleaming with sweat in the hot afternoon sun. The bikini trunks revealing tight buns and bulging in the front with a well hung package Mmmm, my oh my… I thought to myself, I gotta get me some of that So I waited for just the right time when the sun was setting and turning the sky crimson, when all the slick ladies were packing up their oil and Cosmos and leaving for evenings with their men. Soon the sky was just beginning to turn purple with twilight; I was the last lady left on the beach, and he was the last cabana boy on duty, picking up the empty glasses... and me. "Hi there," I whispered from my position just behind him at the serving cart. My well oiled, completely b
She's Gonna Swallow
On her knees I'm on my back My better half Unleashed for lust Moving in heat As I feel the wet caress Of the magic of her tongue Things just starting to get hot Then she whispers softly And I almost burst right then and there Can't believe what she just said She's gonna swallow Harder and faster She strokes her man To ecstasy beyond imagination Like a porno star Born to do it Eats me like a ice cream cone Giving us both a erotic treat Feeeels so dammm good Don't her to ever stop Who knew? That a wife could do Those kind of tricks Would you believe she's gonna swallow? Thick and hearty I'll give it to her All night If she'll just keep on Licking me right Sweet sweet candy I'm her lollypop And she wants that love juice bad Drinking till she's drunk Addicted to my... OOOOOhhh Yesssssss!!! Baby just like that She's gonna swallow Sweat Pouring down my skin I can feel it cumming now Just like a supernova I'm ready to blow First time She's l
Who's Moi' ?? ((ladies))
Someone set your world on fire with words too hot to handle and someone got you excited enough you were tempted to take a gamble You read that erotic poetry and wondered if you dared to send a little email and tell the author how much you cared! Someone stroked your ego and a few other important things too Made you feel you were her lover and she just couldn't live without you She plied you with temptation almost more than you could stand until you were tied up in knots and frantic to be her "Sweet Man" She described the feminine physique in detail beautiful and frank gave masculine libido and equipment more than a subtle yank She offered sweet hot kisses and other things you couldn't refuse She made you hot, Baby and expertly lit your fuse She told you love should be fun and you couldn't help but believe that anything she said wasn't meant to deceive It was the most intoxicating stuff you had read in quite a while and t
Love Is It Really Worth It
Ok this is how i feel when you tell someone you love them your suppose to mean it well i've learned from past relation ships that when you say i love you your just saying it because you think its what the other person wants to hear well don't do that because you don't know how bad you can hurt the other person its good to feel loved but it don' feel good when a person tells you the love you then find out later they was just sqayin it to make you feel good any ways say it if you mean it don't say it if you don't thanks for listening
Tear Drop (( Ladies ))
I saw your tear drops and I heard you cry All you need is time, seek me and you shall find You have everything and you`re still lonely It don`t have to be this way Let me show you a better day And then you will see, the morning will come And all of your days will be bright as the sun So all of your fears just cast them on me How can I make you see I`ll be your cloud
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Mind Over Fucking Matter
i quit smoking dec 05 for my mother for christmas; i picked it up four and a half months later in new orleans. i told myself i was quitting when we moved into the apartment - that didn't happen. i then told myself i was quitting for new years. jenn's (my roommate) had several monetary influenced attempts to quit, but never made it. i told her several times to throw in the towel and mentally prepare herself to quit with me for new years. she did. we almost got into a fight a while back 'cause i told her she should try and cut back. but she did. that was a step. and every time we've ever talked about quitting she gives me the "but i don't want to". of course you fucking don't. you're addicted to it jenn. as am i. you still WANT the cigarette, but until you go to quit, you don't realize that you need the fucking thing. the feeling like you're going to snap the next neck you see just 'cause you can't stop tapping your foot to control your temper. that's withdrawl. yep, you're hook
The Artistic Tradgety
An Artist I know had a vision, this was a vision that would change the world, it was a vision of self awareness,self realization, self improvement,the importance of faith,loyalty,goals,and survival. This vision has the power to influence way people think,view,and conduct themselves, at the same time influence the course of music history. His vision was corrupted and tainted by the ideas of instability,doubt,greed,and a total disregard for EVERYTHING!!!!!!! The Artist's vision was becoming a reality just before it was tainted. The moral of the story is...stay true to your visions,goals,dreams, and most importantly stay true to yourself,don't compromise and never settle for less than want! If this Artist ever reads this i hope you rid yourself of the dead weight you know you're carrying and return to your true vision.
Tell Me (( Ladies ))
Tonight, tell me who you are Allign your soul At my core And embay your secret ink biography Into my soaking paper flesh Tonight, tell me who you are Tattoo your spirit In my mind And mural your black ecstasy essence On my white waiting canvas
Snow Day
Well... it is about 6:30 am here and so much snow fell overnight here that all the schools in the county are closed for the day. And with more snow expected for today and tomorrow my son could have a very nice weekend off. Oh no... what to do here. Honey... bring it over here and make me HOT!!!!
A preschool teacher is having a lesson on colors. She has an intuitive curriculum, and wants to get her students thinking. She starts off saying, "I am thinking of a green vegetable. What is it?" A boy says "Brocolli" and the teacher says, "No, it was a green pepper. But it's good to see that you're thinking." Then she says, "I am now thinking of a yellow fruit. What is it?" A girl says "A lemon" and the teacher says, "No, it was a banana, but it's good to see that you're thinking." Dirty Ernie says, "I've got a good one, teach. What's in my pants, is long, hard, and has a pink end?" "ERNIE!!!" shrieks the teacher, "IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I'M THINKING OF!!!" and Dirty Ernie says, "No, it's a pencil, but it's good to see that you're thinking."
Im A Leo ** In The August Dark **
I am hungry, Like a thirst maddened lioness, When satyr has driven, The beasts away. I thirst when he plays, His liquid bubbling pipes, I lay watching night after night, In the semi-cool of August, Naked and wind fondled. I arousethe dark swan, I stir the clover beneath, My cool milk-white belly, I craze the wanton white moths. The moon bends low, His bull horns gleaming, Yet satyrplays knowing, I am a captiveunicorn, Fierce, Broken, But not won.
Amazing Tid-bits!
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk
About Retirement -- I Only Wish I Knew!!
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement ! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff
Imbolc Lore (February 2nd) Imbolc, (pronounced "IM-bulk" or "EM-bowlk"), also called Oimealg, ("IM-mol'g), by the Druids, is the festival of the lactating sheep. It is derived from the Gaelic word "oimelc" which means "ewes milk". Herd animals have either given birth to the first offspring of the year or their wombs are swollen and the milk of life is flowing into their teats and udders. It is the time of Blessing of the seeds and consecration of agricultural tools. It marks the center point of the dark half of the year. It is the festival of the Maiden, for from this day to March 21st, it is her season to prepare for growth and renewal. Brighid's snake emerges from the womb of the Earth Mother to test the weather, (the origin of Ground Hog Day), and in many places the first Crocus flowers began to spring forth from the frozen earth. The Maiden is honored, as the Bride, on this Sabbat. Straw Brideo'gas (corn dollies) are created from oat or wheat straw and placed in baskets with
Guess My Age
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pan
This Irish Hottie
Her neck warms. Fire creeps to her cheeks She swears her soul trembled. What was she supposed to be doing When the tiny message Interrupted? She can't think Her heart smolders up her throat Pure sensuality fogs her thoughts She forgets how to breathe In moments Her heart still does the two-step Or is it a jive? It's just fantasy Tinged with reality. Droplets ripple waves Through former nothing Havoc created. The shock waves rock her core Like an atomic bomb, Leaving her spinning. She smiles with smug self satisfaction at the new self she sees in her mirror.
Awkward Moment
girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come o
Public Opinin ???????
U.S. Bombs Somalia
Hello Friends
Well, just saying hello to anyone who happens to take a look at this...hope all is well with all of you. Take care :)
God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendys, and Dairy Queen . He saw you thirsty & created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water GOD saw you in the dark & created Light. GOD saw you without a Good looking , adorable , FRIEND......... so He created ME Send this on to your good friends who are so lucky to have YOU for a friend also !!!! Walk this day in peace and in the warmth of the SON.
It's A Boy!!!
We had our ultrasound today. IT'S A BOY! Dakota Matthew Presser. Due : June 6th, 2007. Now we'll have a girl & a boy....
Weight Loss Program
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He's skeptical, but says to himself, "Let's see what they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the
she said she loved me that was a lie she said forever she meant until she got tired she said i was the only one but she moved in with my best friend i hope that she finds happiness i only want the pain to end
Sumthang About Me
I am a 40 yr with two beautiful kids My Daughter & My Son age 15 & 12. I have being blessed over the years and I am blessed now as long as I got my family & friends with me. I Got 5 Piercing & 10 Tattz: Where U say !! >>>>> This Address is where My Peoms are At So, please visit My Page >>>> Http:// or Email Me At >> >> Dream Time Soft creeps my silent thought Dragging woes, it came to naught, The same image savagely sought Where comes the night’s desire? In dream’s mind fire So real in shadow shifting play Pursuing my love in mists of silver gray Dare not wake until the desperate day, Rises as a phantom in my head- Imagery shares my bed Haunting memory, were you once real? Flesh warm, breath to kiss, to feel What supplication now I often kneel To love, sweet conjured lust, Awake, if now I must When LOVE beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you,
Horray For 2007 (hilarious Predections For This Year)
New Year, Same Old Bullshit 2007 has just started, but that's not going to keep me from giving you all the year's top headlines. Other news sources may wait until hard facts and data have come across their desks before they report a story, but I'm going to cut right to the chase and tell you everything that went down in '07. Now, obviously I don't have any specific names, places or dates, but you can just fill those in as the year progresses and information is passed along. So without further adieu (or ado, depending on how big of a twat you are), here is "2007 - The Year in Review." In political news, President Bush urged Congress to [something involving the Middle East and the U.S. Military]. [Group of jerkoffs] supported the president, but [other group of jerkoffs] strongly opposed the president on this issue. Also in politics, [random senator or congressman] was embroiled in a scandal when it was discovered that [he or she] [accepted money illegally and/or had inappropr
Nude Beach
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!" "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies. With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"
Guilty Pleasures
Okay, so I've gotten caught up in a drama series, which is rare for me. I do not watch soap operas, I don't do the Desperate Housewives thing... but here's a series I can get caught up in... Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series. As far as my reads go, I usually lean towards the more academic choices, expanding my mind and pushing the limits of my own knowledge... But this is a great guilty pleasure and a nice side track. Written by Laurell K. Hamilton, Anita Blake is a vampire executioner, a necromancer, friend to every troubled monster, and a nasty foe to all who oppose her. Her small stautre is offset by her vorvacious appetite for revenge and justice. I love her nasty little attitude. I think my favorite quote is when Anita says "The quickest way to a man's heart is 6 inches of steel right between the ribs". Start with Guilty Pleasures, followed by The Laughing Corpse, Circus of the Damned, and Luantic Cafe... careful, these novels are as infectious as a vampire's glance.
Getting Old
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall
Seasonal Employee Of The Heart
I don’t need forever Right now works Fine for me Letting go Holding on Wondering what could be I’d never be one To clip your wings Or keep you From who you’ll be I will hold you While I can Then I shall set you free A kiss hello A wave goodbye It’s all the same measure We skate the indecipherable line Between Pain and Pleasure Dancing to Sir Francis Holding hands Times to treasure Things I'll miss To hold you back To block life’s path I would surely be Remiss One thing I shall not regret To you my heart I gave Smile on my face Tear in my eye I’ll just watch Your taillights fade
Little Johnny
Little Johnny loved playing games with his friends. One day Johnny runs as fast as he can inside to his mom, and asks "Mommy, Mommy can little girls get pregant?" His mom responded "No little girls can not get pregant." Little Johnny says "Now are you sure thet little hirls can't get pregant?" His Mommy again replies "No Johnny little girls CAN NOT get pregant." So after being told this little Johnny runs back outside, and His mom hears him yell to His friends, "Hey we can play that GAME again."

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