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Rag Doll
You know how to push my buttons. You know how to make me scream. I want to claw your eyes out. I want revenage. Come on baby, pretend to love me. Shower me in your lies. Tell me what I want to hear. Baby, hold me tight. Use me and abuse. You make me want to die. I'm your rag doll. Tossed on the shelf and forgotten.

The Past.
I was recently.. Ejected.. From a 2 year relationship.. Thats gone.. Like hell for the last year... Still dealing with ALOT of BS... But surviving... Chasing that next distraction. Afraid of what i'll feel like if I slow down at all. Hopelessly searching for love.. Or lust.. Wherever I can find it. And coming up screwed every time.. Everywhere... Not even a freakign rebound available to help me bounce back or cope with this shit. Cest la vie... (Such is life) I guess... I do find I always want the things I can't have the most.. But shit happens right? Everyone says it's supposed to get better. I laugh and know it'll probably always be the same shit, and am WAITING for someone to prove me wrong. The worlds to screwed today.. To corrupted.. Life's to complex. To much.. Useless BS... And drama... Put me back 50.. 100.. 200.. 1000 years ago... Gimme a sword and shield.. Or an axe... Send me rampant for some cause... I've got a hopeless Romantic Warrior's spirit... I want to believe in thi

The Supergirl Saga
Superman meets the Supergirl - who appears to be Lana - following him from Kansas City; when he suggests going to Metropolis, she thinks he's an imposter and attacks; Superman finds Lana and the Kents kidnapped at Lana's farm; Perry sends Jimmy and Lois to Ireland after the Silver Banshee; Superman shows Supergirl Metropolis and Luthor, figures she is from the alternate universe which had a Superboy mentioned by the Legion of Superheroes; Supergirl says the events involving Superman fighting Superboy happened 10 years ago, takes Superman to her universe and introduces her Lex Luthor. Superman reflects on what he knows about the Time Trapper who learning that the Legion of Superheroes was created by being inspired by a supposed Superboy in the past, took a moment in time of the universe and pruned the "pocket universe" so that only Krypton and Earth existed and shaped the timeline so that Krypton produced Superboy on the Earth, but no other superheroes; Pete Ross explains after Super

Superman : The Marv Wolfman Years
The Overplot Adventures of Superman #427 The arc that runs through the first year of Adventures of Superman deals with a mysterious group called the Circle. We don't learn of the group until issue #427, but it is behind terrorist attacks that start in #424. While individual issues make interesting use of the Circle, ultimately Wolfman fails to develop or use the plot to full potential. Part of the problem is that he makes the Circle too mysterious. The origin and purposes of the Circle are never fully explained. It seems that the members of the Circle pre-existed mankind, and the group has plans to rule and control humanity. However, they are also seeking a missing member, one that they need to "complete the Circle" and to leave this world for another. They wonder if Superman is one of them and if he can be convinced or coerced into joining them. In issue #427, we meet two members of the Circle. The male, Prana, is dressed in Arabic clothing but resembles a humanoid cat. Prana

Man Of Steel Impact
Impact of changes The Man of Steel became the official origin story for Superman from 1986 through the early 2000s. It is also the most successful effort to establish consistency in the Superman comic mythos. The changes were so successful that they were adapted to other media featuring Superman. Many of the biggest changes were on Superman himself. While many of his standard superpowers remained, Superman was effectively limited in power and scope to make him more believable. He still had superhuman strength, vision powers and super breath but while the pre-Crisis Superman at his peak could easily move planets, the post-Crisis version strained at moving a commercial airliner in flight. His vision powers still include x-ray, heat and microscopic/telescopic vision but are set at a more realistic level. He no longer had the ability to survive in space indefinitely without an air supply as he had done often in pre-Crisis stories. The powers dropped in succeeding stories include his

Man Of Steel
The 1986 Reboot following the 12 issue Crisis of the Infinite Earths Maxi-Series The entire DC Universe was streamlined to make new readers interested and to establish modernized continuity The following tells the story of the 6 issue miniseries, Man of Steel.... Issue One The first issue chronicles the origin of Superman, from his flight from Krypton to his arrival on Earth where he is discovered by his adoptive parents, the Kents. The story fast forwards to a high school football game after which adoptive father Jonathan Kent takes the now-teenaged Clark for a ride. By this time, Clark has developed most of, if not all, his powers as Superman. Jonathan reveals to Clark the truth that he (Clark) was never their biological son and that he was found from a crashed spaceship. The revelation causes Clark to decide to use his powers for the greater good. For the next few years during his studies in university, he has been saving lives and averting disasters in secret until an e

Crisis Fallout
Deaths during Crisis The following DC characters died during Crisis: * Alexei "Lex" Luthor of Earth-Two * Angle Man * Anti-Monitor * Aquagirl (Tula) * Bug-Eyed Bandit * Clayface (Matt Hagen) * The Crime Syndicate of America * Dove (Don Hall) * Farmer Boy of Sgt. Rock's Easy Company * Flash (Barry Allen) * Green Arrow of Earth-Two * Huntress of Earth-Two * Icicle (Joar Mahkent) * Immortal Man * The Justice Alliance of Earth-D (in Legends of the DC Universe: Crisis on Infinite Earths, released in 1999) * Kid Psycho * Kole * Lex Luthor of Earth-Three and wife Lois Lane-Luthor * Lori Lemaris * Lord Volt of Earth-Six * The Losers (Johnny Cloud, Gunner, Sarge, Captain Storm) * Maaldor the Dark Lord * Mirror Master (Sam Scudder) * Monitor * Nighthawk * Prince Ra-Man * Princess Fern of Earth-Six * Robin of Earth-Two * The JLA-created Shaggy Man

Crisis On Infinite Earths
Two near-omnipotent beings, the good Monitor and the evil Anti-Monitor, who had been created as a result of the same experiment that created the Multiverse. The Monitor had made cameo appearances in various DC comic book series for two years preceding the publication of the series and at first appeared to be a new supervillain, but with the onset of the Crisis, he was revealed to be working on a desperate plan to save the entire Multiverse from destruction at the hands of the Anti-Monitor. The Crisis series highlighted the efforts of DC Comics' superheroes to stop the Anti-Monitor's plan. Under the initial guidance of the Monitor, a select group of heroes was assigned to protect massive "tuning forks" designed to merge the surviving Earths into one that could be protected from the antimatter that had already annihilated untold numbers of alternate Earths. Eventually the conflict grew, and nearly every DC hero became involved in the battle. The Monitor was murdered by his own assista

Frozen
ok so im wondering how long im gonna have water tonight. i just got the water lines thawed out from freezing earlier tonight. its -8 dgrees with the wind chill at -27 degrees, and its supposed to be even colder this weekend. we have not had the snow we need to insulate the ground like we should and the frost level is getting lower so i bet its not gonna be long before the water main freezes.... im so ready for summer.... or a vacation until summer. any ideas of where i should go???? lol

Liars
liars Ok so here is my first published blog. I'm a little pissed right now so be warned there will probably be expletives. Liars. I absolutely hate them, not someone who tells a white lie or something like that, I am talking about individuals who have created a whole world of lies. People who can't go 1 single day with out lying to you. Yet they want to be nice to you, ask you for favors, get you to help with things, and the whole time lying to your face. Every one of you reading this knows someone like that, whether it’s someone you love, care about, or just know. When its someone you love and care about, there is no way to describe the pain it causes you when the truth comes out, because by that point, there is a list of lies, its a snowball affect, until their entire life is nothing but a fucking lie. And those lies have affected you to a painful extent. They are users, manipulators, liars, and in my book they are pathetic and worthless. They don't deserve the love and time that

Halloween Orgy :d
Halloween Orgy by analplayplease © It was October 29th I had just gotten home from another literature class. On my door was a folded piece of paper. It was an invitation to a Halloween Party in my apartment complex from my friend Cory. Arrival between 10-11 p.m. Costumes a must. Beer on tap, some liquor available. To end when everyone left. I decided to put my things away and go to Cory's for a little more information. His car was parked so I knew he was home. I made sure to lock my door and then I headed down the street to his apartment. I knocked and within ten seconds I heard an "enter" come from within. I smiled and gave Cory a hello hug. He patted the couch and I sat next to him. "So you got the invitation?" He asked. "Yes, a bit late to invite people huh?" And he said, "No way, two days is plenty of time." I smiled and knew deep down he was right. "I suppose I have to wear a costume." A nod was all the reply I got. I asked what he was going as and a little smirk and a "

$6 A Pack? (rant)
Ok this is my 1st CT rant, so bear with me. I just got back from the local grocery store to pick up a pack of smokes. As I stood and watched the poor girl ring me up, I handed her my coupon for 'buy 1 get 1 free' from my friends at Camel and was shocked that even with the coupon and the grocery store 'savings' card, my smokes rang up to $6.11. Now, maybe I'm naive, but didnt we just vote against the sales tax increase on cigarettes? What the fuck? How did it go from $4 a pack last week to $6.11 this week. Fuck all these commie, bullshit, liberal law makers who are oh so willing to jack up our taxes at will, without notice. They do it at the grocery store, to small business owners, at the gas pumps, damn near every where. I dont know about you, but I'm fucking sick of this shit. FUCK!!!! Ok, theres more but it wont fit here so fuck it!

Snow Again
It's finally starting to LOOK like winter here in Minnesota... another 2 inches of snow so far since 7 pm (1 am now.) Christmas sucked as far as bring brown and dull.. now, we don't need the snow as much as we did to make Christmas look like Christmas.

For Me And My Buddies.
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how

Shitty Ass Night
So i get my steroid meds and sleep meds for my neck but i have to take 8 pills tomorrow on my fucking birthday. I cant drink with them at all. i get a phone call from this lawyer saying Best Buy is goingto sue me if i dont pay them the money i owe them. even though i told them earlier that i wasnt paying for shit that they pushed me into buying and trid ot get me to buy other shit. So i get that all settled, get a phone call from my visa, turns out my checks havent been making it there and stupid me didnt look closley at the shit they were sending so now im even more in the whole i have 200 dollars more in bills to pay, so im like ok i need a chill night no, people who i talked to blew me off and prety much made me feel like shit. And to top it off i have a bad cold and i cant take any cold medicines because of the steroid pills...... godamn give me a fucking break....

Passing Thoughts
Sometimes, a person has to stop, and take a look at life. We live in such a busy world, and we pass each other by without even stopping to say hello, how are you, having a good day? One thing that I find refreshing on here, is that it seems to be in a way, a little more informal, and promotes free expression up to a point. The power of the written word, is tremendous. It can heal old wounds, foster new love, breed hate, and instill courage to those who read the content. I am nothing special, an ordinary man, living on this spinning world for as long as God allows me. I do not go to a church, for fellowship like I should. But I try to live, as He would want me to. But I know, that every day I fall short. I am not worthy to receive the blessings that God bestows on me, nevertheless I am grateful for all that He gives to me. But I do believe in trying to achieve a higher standard for ourselves. Honesty, integrity, compassion, humility, are more than just words. They in

Beautiful Faces Test
Mila Kunis 53% Eyes, 19% Nose, 25% Mouth, 55% SexyCute You seem to prefer big eyes, smallish other features, and cute women. Altho they sexed her up for the Maxim shoot, Mila's definitely a cutey, in a unique, Eastern European way. She plays Jackie on the very popular 'That 70s Show' as well as voicing Meg Griffin on 'Family Guy'. If you scored in this category and don't think Mila's that great, Natalie Portman's another choice. Personally, I think Mila's adorable. Similar: Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley (sexier) If you liked my test, please remember to give it a decent score, and of course I'm always happy to hear feedback. Thanks! Also, you could check out my Your Type of Girl Test. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 50% on EyesYou scored higher than 3% on Nose

Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 57% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 24% on hellishness Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Deletion Of Friends I Haven't Heard From
Ok...batsoupers...The Mage is cleaning up his friends list. If I haven't heard from you in forever you will be deleted soon...so hit me up and show some luv....and let me know your still breathing... Mage

Been A While
does seem ages since i did one of these,and things in here seem to be changing,you dont get as many ratings on pics as you did and now its all mum based threads,im not complaing im as bad as the next person just seems to have moved on alittle feeling a bit low at the moment too,works a bitch and im way to worn out to do anything naughty to the wife so im frustrated as well lol

March = Gorgeous
Body: Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. E

Getting Down And Dirty!
Me and my e-girlfriend* getting down! (Give it a little time to load.) She's hot, right? ;c) *I call her my e-girl because chances are about 99% we will never be in the same room. But we love each other dearly. And carnally. I would spend my life with her if I could.

More Rimbaud
'A Season In Hell - 6' The Impossible ¯¯¯¯ Ah! My life as a child, the open road in every weather; I was unnaturally abstinent, more detached than the best of beggars, proud to have no country, no friends, what stupidity that was. - And only now I realize it! - I was right to distrust old men who never lost a chance for a caress, parasites on the health and cleanliness of our women, today when women are so much a race apart from us. I was right in everything I distrusted: because I am running away! I am running away! I'll explain. Even yesterday, I kept sighing: "God! There are enough of us damned down here! I've done time enough already in their ranks! I know them all. We always recognize each other; we disgust each other. Charity is unheard of among us. Still, we're polite; our relations with the world are quite correct." Is that surprising? The world! Businessmen, and idiots! - there's no dishonor in being here. - But the company of the elect, how w

New Prayer For School
'karen878806' POSTED THIS IN A BULLETIN, I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT NEW School prayer The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached, NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, t

Rimbaud
'Season In Hell - 5' Alchemy of the Word ¯¯¯¯ My turn now. The story of one of my insanities. For a long time I boasted that I was master of all possible landscapes and I thought the great figures of modern painting and poetry were laughable. What I liked were: absurd paintings, pictures over doorways, stage sets, carnival backdrops, billboards, bright-colored prints; old-fashioned literature, church Latin, erotic books full of misspellings, the kind of novels our grandmothers read, fairy tales, little children's books, old operas, silly old songs, the nave rhythms of country rimes. I dreamed of Crusades, voyages of discovery that nobody had heard of, republics without histories, religious wars stamped out, revolutions in morals, movements of races and continents: I used to believe in every kind of magic. I invented colors for the vowels! - A black, E white, I red, O blue, U green. - I made rules for the form and movement of every consonant, and I boasted

Visited My Dad Last Weekend
hello ppl here is another blog from me its a real one this time lol the day was jan 6 07 and i decided to go visit my dad for who i ahvent seen for years on end so i called him up to see what he was doing and made plans to go visit him for the first time in like 5 years or so and were up there where he lives and we chatted watched tv and looked at pic that he took and the one pic he had is a gas station called sheetz that when the gas prices were so low that unleaded gas was 97 cents a gallon can u believe that and now look at the prices 2.29 a gallon these days may differ from place to place in the world but hey that shows how things change lol well back to the visit we were there for 3 hrs wiatch was cool i got to spend time with him again he showed me his guns his games for ps2 and he has something i want and i probly will get is a vcr dvd combo in turn u can record vhs movies on to dvds from that device aint that cool so anyway i cant wait till the nxt time i get to see him cuz u n

2007
Wow... it hasn't stopped with the turning of the year... the pace has been incredible! i've kept my resolutions obtainable this year.. no, i'm not giving up coffee, i'm not gonna quit cussin'... i'm just gonna try to be a softer, quieter me... eyes open, spirit free, heart held close... i've started the new year with some great new friends too.. i am truly blessed! the President announced he's sending 20k more troops over... mmm... i had an opportunity to visit a place in Tampa, Florida today... local wounded soldiers go there ... the lump in my throat will be there for a bit... when i got home, i logged in here to find we lost a 20 year old CT soldier ... my wish is that 2007 will bring our troops home, will find bin laden dead, will give my friends only the good things they desire, and that we will all know peace... if you are reading this, and have even an extra buck.. the following organization could use your help... http://www.haleyhousefund.com/

New Pearl Jam Song
Pearl Jam has recorded a cover of The WHo's "Love Reign O'er Me" for the new Adam Sandler movie called "Reign Over Me". It's being released as their 2006 Fan Club Single but here's a link for the MP3 if you wanan check it out. http://www.pearljamonline.it/SongOfTheMonth/gennaio2007/page.htm Enjoy.

For Those Who Have Touched My Dark Heart!!
When I came into your lives, Who would have thought, That we would last , That we would be stronge. After all this time, After all that we saw, Wow I never thought. We'd be here now as we are. I've seen you at your worse, Just as you, have seen mine. Thanks to all, We've gone through, We've all grown, Most of all me. I just wanted to say, Thank you for , Everything you've done. I just want to say, A few things to you. I love your laughter, I love your tears, I love your trust, I love your hearts. You have brought, Me to the next level. You have made Me yours and You became mine. You are my laughter, You are my light, You are my home, You are my heart. I just had to Get this out.

Net Is Down
ok so my net is down for the count hopefully ill have it back soon i miss you perverts hahahah im becoming less and less hopeful about actually having a life seeing as i cant even afford low income housing what the fuck do i havew to whore myself to fucking live...im so angry ..basically if i live here i stay in a one bedroom with my mom and a roomate or i pick up and just move where i dont know i dont really have a place to go except organ and you know what im sorry but its just a little too close to my asshole dad who didnt beleive his best friend could hurt his daughter..fuck you fuck you...thats one of the reasons i dont trust people you asshole .you always said youd protect me and take care of me but you werent even there when i told you something awful you prick ..anyways so i dont know maybe i should just be emo and fuck off and die haahahaha help me help me help gotta love empire ...oh and im using my friends computer ...so an y of you people who have my # hahah basically peopl

Why Its Only Really Cars That Get Pulled Over
well everyone i thought about this and i decided my bro was right .........see i saw like 6 cars get pulled over for speedin today and i saw 2 tractor n trailers speed pass two cops .....me bein dumb asked why the cops didn't stop them since they were stoppin anyone else ......well we figured out the reason ......a'right u know how big those fuckin trucks are .......picture this .......ur a cop, u have ur little speed gunny thingy out the window .....a truck comes flyin past u way over the speed limit ....u sit there a few extra secs to see if he slows down and a car comes flyin past u ........now which one are u gonna stop ......i say certainly not the fuckin truck cause its ten times bigger then a car ......a car hittin u would be painful yes but more chance of survival ........a truck hittin u would be like takin a sledge hammer to a watermelon and pretty much death .....see i do think of things throughout my boring ass day ....between my aunt called me a "lil bitch" today .....i sa

Bank Loans
We gotta see if the Bank will lend us the money...after closing costs its going to be like 110,000....but considering its not out in the boonies that is CHEAP!!! we are hoping that somehow someway payments won't be more than 700 a month including the escrow.

Rimbaud
'Season In Hell - 4' Let us hear the confession of an old friend in Hell: "O Lord, O Celestial Bridegroom, do not turn thy face from the confession of the most pitiful of thy handmaidens. I am lost. I'm drunk. I'm impure. What a life! "Pardon, Lord in Heaven, pardon! Ah! pardon! All these tears! And all the tears to come later on, I hope! "Later on, I will meet the Celestial Bridegroom! I was born to be His slave. - That other one can beat me now! "Right now, it's the end of the world! Oh, girls... my friends!... no, not my friends... I've never gone through anything like this, delerium, torments, anything... It's so silly "Oh! I cry, I'm suffering. I really am suffering. And still I've got a right to do whatever I want, now that I am covered with contempt by the most contemptible hearts. "Well, let me make my confession anyway, though I may have to repeat it twenty times again, - so dull, and so insignificant! "I am a slave of the Infernal Bridegroom,

~~the Old Cowboy~~
> >THE OLD COWBOY: >An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there >sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to >the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, >I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, >and branding cattle so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I >spend my whole day thinking about > > women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I >shower, watch TV, etc., everything seems to make me think of women." > A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and >asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I >was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Such A Newbie
This CherryTap think is pretty insane. Something new and weird and yet koool is always going on and osmeone is always on here from what I'm seeing. Still gotta get used to all the options there are here but hopefully I'll find sone other people to have as buddies in here. Might take a while but I'll get used to it. Cuz I just rule!!!!!!

Sweet Dreams
The blue eyed beauty captivates his mind Thoughts and desires about the rare find He can’t help but wonder at what he does see The most perfect face of an angel there ever will be Thoughts of a shimmering dress as it falls to the floor Thoughts of wild impassioned kisses wanting more Of my tongue and hers in sweet kisses deep Does she know my passion is hers to keep Of thoughts of naked lovers touching before the fire Does she know by my hardness she is my desire Of nibbling her ears and kisses on a downward stream Does she long to feel my tongue kiss more extreme Of licking and sucking her nipples and breast I long for her pleasure and can not rest I need to bring forth ecstasy sublime and true I trail to your thighs nothing else will do I part you so gentle and kiss and do lick I love your wetness you feel so slick The smell of you scent makes me want you more I suck and lick hard and deep your juices pour I drink in your beautiful love with joy I want you to

Rimaud
'A Season In Hell - 3' I have just swallowed a terrific mouthful of poison. - Blessed, blessed, blessed the advice I was given! - My guts are on fire. The power of the poison twists my arms and legs, cripples me, drives me to the ground. I die of thirst, I suffocate, I cannot cry. This is Hell, eternal torment! See how the flames rise! I burn as I ought to. Go on, Devil! I once came close to a conversion to the good and to felicity, salvation. How can I describe my vision, the air of Hell is too thick for hymns! There were millions of delightful creatures in smooth spiritual harmony, strength and peace, noble ambitions, I don't know what all? Noble ambitions! But I am still alive! - Suppose damnation is eternal! A man who wants to mutilate himself is certainly damned, isn't he? I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am. This is the catechism at work. I am the slave of my baptism. You, my parents, have ruined my life, and your own. Poor child! - Hell is powerless against pag

The Legend Of The Dreamcatcher
The Legend of the Dreamcatcher "A spider was quietly spinning his web in his own space. It was beside the sleeping space of Nokomis, the grandmother. Each day, Nokomis watched the spider at work, quietly spinning away. One day as she was watching him, her grandson came in. "Nokomis-iya!" he shouted, glancing at the spider. He stomped over to the spider, picked up a shoe and went to hit it. "No-keegwa," the old lady whispered, "don't hurt him." "Nokomis, why do you protect the spider?" asked the little boy. The old lady smiled, but did not answer. When the boy left, the spider went to the old woman and thanked her for saving his life. He said to her, "For many days you have watched me spin and weave my web. You have admired my work. In return for saving my life, I will give you a gift." He smiled his special spider smile and moved away, spinning as he went. Soon the moon glistened on a magical silvery web moving gently in the window. "See how I spin?" he s

Dream Catchers
An ancient Chippewa traditon The dream net has been made For many generations Where spirit dreams have played Hung above the cradle board Or in the lodge up high The dream net catches bad dreams While good dreams slip on by Bad dreams become entangled Among the sinew thread Good dreams slip through the center hole While you dream upon your bed This is an ancient legend Since dreams will never cease Hang this dream net above your bed Dream on and be at Peace

And Now, Im's With Idiots
So this guy pops up on one of my IM (note-I have not retouched any spelling and my thoughts during the conversation are posted in blue. Plus , to be kind, I have changed the sn of the guy to "some guy"..."me" is me ) some guy: my gf is making me take a poll what color panties should i wear under a white skirt. me: wow...that's a conversation starter Oh man...not another one some guy: it is some guy: so some guy: dress me up ...wierdo...time to check this guys profile...oh look, it says he's married...so he's wierd and possibly a scum bag...or a wierd liar... me: why is your gf making you wear askirt? some guy: i lost a bet me: and your wife is ok with it? some guy: its my wife me: so why did you say gf? some guy: gf easer to write the wife 2 letters riiiiiight.... me: wow...that sounds kind alazy..well...I guess you should just wear what she says too if she's the one who won the bet some guy: yes but i have to poll some guy: she going to dress me in th

Animal Spirit Energies
Ancient Native Americans believed that all animals had lessons to teach and had healing or inspirational power. When they held or carried a certain fetish, or meditated on it's meaning, they believed they drew the special energy of the animal into themselves. Today, in a search for a closer walk with the earth, many are relearning the old ways of these ancient people, using the animal energy as the Native Americans did. To choose which animal energies are right for you, simply take a deep breath, still yourself and ask your inner being. You will have a knowing, as the ancient people did long ago. Alligator Survival, Stealth Antelope Speed, Grace, Rapid Advancement Bear Strength, Introspection, Self-Knowledge Beaver Building, Shaping, Structure Bee Service, Gathering, Community Bird Unity, Freedom, Individuality Buffalo Abundance, Healing, Good fortune Butterfly Transformation, Balance, Grace Caribou Travel, Mobility Cougar Balan

Jealousy
Jealousy is a very bad thing. Is it so wrong to feel jealous when your being ignored and the person your with is so busy helping others. Is it so wrongto feel jealous when hundreds of flighty people flirt with the person your with. is it so wrong to feel jealous when so many people try to break up what ever happiness you have found? I have to say to a degree yes it is wrong to be so uptight and jealous over everything. You can chasse away the person your with. destroy your own happiness with your fears and jealousy. I have been guilty of letting the lil green eyed moster appear myself a time or two. It makes you feel sad and icky. yet making you angry and your eyes glow. when ever i feel the lil green eyed monster coming i get mad at myself for thinking that way. i guess its part of life to have some type of jealousy. as long as you dont let it destroy what happiness you have in your life.

Rimbaud
'A Season In Hell - 2' From my ancestors the Gauls I have pale blue eyes, a narrow brain, and awkwardness in competition. I think my clothes are as barbaric as theirs. But I don't butter my hair. The Gauls were the most stupid hide-flayers and hay-burners of their time. From them, I inherit: idolatry, and love of sacrelige; - oh! all sorts of vice, anger, lechery, - terrific stuff, lechery; - lying, above all, and laziness. I have a horror of all trades and crafts. Bosses and workers, all of them peasants, and common. The hand that holds the pen is as good as the one that holds the plow. - What a century for hands! - I'll never learn to use my hands. And then, domesticity goes too far. The propriety of beggary shames me. Criminals are as disgusting as men without balls: I'm intact, and I don't care. But! who has made my tongue so treacherous, that until now it has counseled and kept me in idleness? I have not used even my body to get along. Out-idling the sleepy toad

Sorry
sORRY i HAVNT BEEN ON RECENTLY THAT OFTEN.. mY DAUGHTER WAS HOSPITALIZED AND i HAVE BEEN WITH HER.. SHE IS HOME NOW AND THINGS ARE GOING GOOD.. SO i WILL BE ABLE TO COMMENT MORE NOW.. WHEN I CAN.. XOXOXOX APRIL

A Red Rose
A Red Rose For My Beloved John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She now lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart.

Rimbaud
'A Season In Hell - 1' Once, if my memory serves me well, my life was a banquet where every heart revealed itself, where every wine flowed. One evening I took Beauty in my arms - and I thought her bitter - and I insulted her. I steeled myself against justice. I fled. O witches, O misery, O hate, my treasure was left in your care! I have withered within me all human hope. With the silent leap of a sullen beast, I have downed and strangled every joy. I have called for executioners; I want to perish chewing on their gun butts. I have called for plagues, to suffocate in sand and blood. Unhappiness has been my god. I have lain down in the mud, and dried myself off in the crime-infested air. I have played the fool to the point of madness. And springtime brought me the frightful laugh of an idiot. Now recently, when I found myself ready to croak! I thought to seek the key to the banquet of old, where I might find an appetite again. That key is Charity. - Thi

Guinness
This is the only beer I've had that I was forced to drink slowly. It's so much thicker than domestic brews that it was almost like I was drinking a cold, beer flavored hot chocolate. I love it. GUINNESS!!!

Quiz Time!!!!
Do you like it rough or sensual? rough and sensual mmhmm Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? opposite but have some curiosity How often do you like to have sex? i want it everyday but my man can't really handle me ;P Is sex a top priority for you? yes Do you have sex face to face with your partner? sometimes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? haven't done that in a couple of years.... How do you feel about one night stands? they're fun How many one night stands have you had? 4 or more i forget What's your favorite position? doggy style Where's your favorite place to have sex? the bed i guess Do you prefer to make love or fuck? both Have you ever watched porn while having sex? yes How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? 20 min or so Do you get off first or do they? mmmmmmm i do :] Do you like kissing during sex? sometimes Do you moan? If so, are you loud o

Sex..pleasse Read
Philosophy of sex "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone

Native American Tattoos
Many early and primitive people incorporated tattoo art into their societies. This is true of the Native Americans as well as people from the Polynesian and Hawaiian islands. The Native Americans would use objects such as sharpened bone or rock and carve the tattoo into the flesh. The Native American tattoo would then be filled with soot or natural dyes to stain in the wound. There were a variety of reasons why the Native Americans would be tattooed and sometimes, women as well as men would undergo the process. After wars, many men from the winning tribes would often receive a tattoo signifying their conquest and victory. Different tribes were known by their Native American tattoos. There were different markings to identify different tribes and the regions they were from. Native American tattoos also held mystical or spiritual meanings to those who wore them. Many early people believed that the tattoo would endow them with supernatural powers or strength. Many people took the tattoo

The Sin Sayer
It walks alone at night . it feeds on the innocent and the weak. It preys upon the ones who have no soul. The ones who do not see the needs of others. It waits in the shadows patiently stalking them. hoping that one comes close. Close enough to be in its reach. Once it has them in its clutches its too late. It takes from them what it needs, feeding on the sins of everyone. Gaining power from the evil it finds in each one . Each night it grows more hungry, never quenching its thirst for sins. Never feeling full on the flesh of redemption. Its eyes are unseen and its face unknown. It will never stop searching for fulfillment. Never reaching its destination. It can never stop looking for the soul it lacks, and can never end its pain.

My First Blog On Cherry!!!!
Now, I've just gotten into blogging.Like Most people....This website is totally different than I expected. It will take a while for me to get, hell, noticed....But, We will see. I'm still trying to get my homepage, profile & photo's done....I'll make this short, since it's so late.....

Hold On
Hold on tightly to what is truly important in life. Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationships that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares, and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; your heart has a way of speaking loude

When A Guy.....
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

~~robot Bartender~~
A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini, please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the "theory of relativity", "inter-stellar space travel", "the latest medical break through's", etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini, please." Again it was superb? The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and

Breathing
I am okay, I am... a little conflicted here and there, but okay. I can soldier on like I have in the past, and things really are not that different. Yet... To make light of my current financial situation, I just abused my credit card. I did need new work pants. I bought an awful lot more than that.

My Writings
Step into my world, i dare you, full of Adventure, lust, and desire Let me take you to a place that’s unknown, Let me lead you to that pleasure domain You have never experienced, Let me teach you to truly feel, let your mind be captivated with your body, Don’t be afraid for this is a passion one that Everyone at one time seeks, Let me arouse all of your senses, Hear our bodies mesh together, feel the Heat being created, Smell the scent of passion, Taste a feast that will tease your appetite, Watch as your body and mind let me take over, Are you curious enough to become tempted, Are you strong enough to experience, Let all your fears and created walls be broken, release yourself to me, allow me to seduce you with all i am and all i have, This is a night that will play in your mind over and over again, Come to me and release all of your inhibitions, Let me have your soul for one night

When A Girl....
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hur

A Theory...
"The essence of nonviolence is love. Out of love and the willingness to act selflessly, strategies, tactics, and techniques for a nonviolent struggle arise naturally. Nonviolence is not a dogma; it is a process." Thich Nhat Hanh

Sweet Dreams!
GoodNight everyone! Im off to bed. When I come home from work tomorrow...I will officially be ON VACATION 9 days of NOTHINGNESS! Anyways - If anyone is out searching for stuff - If you come across any "Pimpette" stuff...Lemme know...I want to fill out my "Random - Pimpette" album! Better yet...If you're great at graphics and such...if you Make something...I would love you forever and ever! Okkkkkk I'm off to bed now..>Sweet dreams.

Never Say
never hear a sub say to their Owner 10: How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer? 09: Yeah, right... SPANK THIS! 08: Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right? 07: God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you! 06: And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle? 05: Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps? 04: Spanking? I-THINK-NOT! 03: Who died and left you in charge? 02: Do your own damn laundry! and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master... 01: What do I look like, your maid?

Gifts...
I believe everyone likes it when you get that first gift from that someone special. Is it the gift itself that means so much, or is it the loving thought behind the gift that truly makes you feel special? Also in a new relationship is it safe to tell someone you don't like the gift, or is it better not to hurt anyone's feelings? Hmmm, comments please....

I Give Up
well i have made up my mind,i have given up on finding mr.right there is no such thing,at least not for a girl like me.i thought i would find one on the internet but i did'nt.but i have met alot of good friends and thats cool,can never have to many friends.

Redneck Sub
If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub. If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub. If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub. If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub. If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub. If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub. If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub. If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice,

Aarrrghhh
it's hot, very hot this summer parents are on vacations and till next wednesday i'll be in the afternoon/evening shift if i'm not as much as i was before it's because of that if i dissapear for long time, it's because i'll be in hospital ok? i still need to wait for the appointment next tuesday with doctor but for what my sister saw after blood test, i have an infection and a problem with liver (she's a doctor but other specialization) good night everyone! ;)

A Short Story For You Guys/girls To Enjoy!
I A growl enters from the reserve, rolling amongst the gray puffy clouds as a dog would amidst fresh fallen snow drifts. Flashing chaotically, like strobes of paparazzi at the hottest Actors Guild Movie Awards, the storm presents itself with an enigmatic intention. Swollen clouds begin to tear up with their echoed excitement of bellowing thunder. With a climatic explosion of ethereal voice, perfectly accentuated lighting and with the taunting of natures emotions the rain sweeps through like the final draping of a Broadway masterpiece. Leaves, being packed together shoulder to shoulder of the lower thickets, chatter and clap as if an audience were summoning an encore performance of the liquid generational arts. Saturating every granule of the forest floor the flagrant down pour plays a soothing sonnet amongst newly born mirrored puddles. Each droplet plays their own significant sequence, collaborating efforts with pea-size hail which massage their physical audience to pure exh

Love My Life
My life is taking care of my 3 beautiful children my wonderful daughter catlin and my 2 very handsom sons james and bryan.They are my world and one that I would never want to change.I also have a wonderful husband named james who is also known as bigjimbo720 on here.He is my everything and i hope I never lose him. Layout Codes Myspace Resources Top Comment Graphics

A Study Of The Sedentary
i sit in abject terror monosyllabic fear a sense of unknowing a word of truth i know the answer yet stii i know the lie fear becons in the eyes of youth rose colored glass broke in bleeding retinas innocence is a bitch i remain not a poem just random thought

If You Wrote A Book, Would You Write Bad Things About Yourself?
I'm a supreme being, cuz I said so,,, — Thursday, January 11, 2007 Not really. I'm far from a supreme being. Even if I wrote it in a book, or told someone else to, it still wouldn't be true. Lastnight this just kinda popped in my head for somereason. People are like, " God is a supreme being, so he's always right. " and stuff like that. But how do you know. that god is supreme, and just, and all powerfull and stuff? Cuz it's in the bible, the bible says so. But who wrote the bible? God did, or it's what god said through other people? Something like that, right? So, god is supreme and stuff cuz he said so? He thinks rather highly of himself, I guess. But he's supreme cuz he said so, and he's obviously right because he's supreme??? So "we?" believe the bible, cuz god wrote it, cuz he's supreme, cuz he said so. So basicly, if you write your own book, you can say anything you want about yourself in your own book. And if you say you are supreme, and

1906-2006: What About 2106???
?? THE YEAR 1906?? This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1906. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year **1906**: ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1906 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME . Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!

Yup
"You know what? I actually liked you for who you were. And you can't find many girls out there who are like that. But in time she'll screw you over and you'll wish I stay'd around, but this butterfly was made to fly, not to crawl upon the ground."

Day 6
T-SHiRT CONTEST UPDATE DAY 6! HEY PEOPLE! iTS NOW BEEN siX DAYS SiNCE i STARTED THiS CONTEST AND UP UNTiL TODAY i THOUGHT i COULD PRETTY MUCH TELL WHO THE WiNNER WAS, BUT DAMN WAS i WRONG!! AS OF RiGHT NOW THESE ARE THE RANKiNGS: WOW LOOK WHO HAS COME FROM BEHiND TO TAKE THE LEAD!!! baltimorevibe Mikey iS NOW iN SECOND PLACE. i WANNA BE YOUR SUPERMAN LOVER iS CLOSE BEHiND iN THiRD! THESE 3 ARE STiLL RUNNNiNG NECK N NECK iN 4TH: !!Blood of a Slave~Heart of a King!!! mobetta dre AND STiLL BRiNGiNG UP THE REAR WE HAVE: ~-Sweet Cherry Pie-~ U.S.D.A Nigga STEVEN DOPSON(THE BLACKEST WHiTEST BLACK MAN YOU KNOW) OK SO THERE iS ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT, BUT ANYTHiNG CAN HAPPEN! LET'S SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE iN A DAY!! KEEP THEM RATES & VOTES COMiNG! DON'T FORGET THE 1ST PLACE WiNNER GETS A 3-DAY CHERRY BLAST AND THE 2ND PLACE GETS A 1-DAY CHERRY BLAST!!! link to the contest: http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=65278&albumid=156643

The Road I'm On
She said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you’re living in between the lines And all the stars are sparkling, shine everyday He said life’s so hard to move in sometimes When it feels like I’m in the line And no one even cares to ask me why I feel this way And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel, hold on That’s the same road, the same road that I’m on, yeah He said life’s a lot to think about sometimes When you keep it on between the lines And everything I want and I want to find one of these days But what you thought was real in life Oh, it somehow steer you wrong And now you just keep trying and trying to find out where you belong And I know you feel helpless now, and I know you feel, hold on That’s the same road, the same road that I’m on What you thought was real in life, somehow steer you wrong And now you just keep trying and trying to find where you belong I know you feel helpless now, I know you feel, hold on That’s the same, t

For The Lost Child
Your broken heart and silent tears Can never replace the one lost dear. Why this happened no one knows The hurt and the sadness in your eyes show. Put on a brave face you think you must, Even for those in whom you trust. Never letting the pain come through, Though it would be alright for you to do. Destiny and fate had other plans, Another time you will walk hand in hand. Know that for now she is where she should be, She'll be back again to take place in our family.

Observations
when people apologize, they aren't apologizing because they're sorry, they're apologizing because they got caught. i was going to post something rather personal about a previous relationship that last six years and ended, well, with let's just say, less than amicable results...but due to present company, i'll save it for a later time.

Pleasure And Pain...
The touch of your hand as it caressess my skin, Adds fuel to the fire of passion burning within. To give in to this need, In my heart it is wrong, Still the desire within me grows ever so strong. Your touch , it is burning now, setting me on fire,there's no turning back as you take me higher and higher. I can't stop these feelings as they burst from inside, What was once left unsaid I can no longer hide. These feelings within me, what now should I do The pain and the pleasure that you've put me through. My heart to another will ever belong, And for that reason I must try to be strong. I'll always remember the look in your eye, The lingering touch as we said goodbye. For the pain and the pleasure I'll hold you dear And inside my heart you'll forever be near.

I Want To Love You
I Want to love You For the rest of my life How wonderful to finally have found you. For so long I have searched looking for the special one to share my life with, someone who would accept and love me as I am, and yet provide the freedom and encouragement for me to outgrow myself-limitations. I longed for someone to admire, to love, someone who is striving to be the best they can be. Yet somehow each relationship fell short and I became more sure that there would never be anyone with whom I could build a love and a life. Finally, I stopped searching and begun to accept my life might be complete without having someone to share. Then, one day, I discovered you! It began with a look, conveying a message we weren't yet ready to put into words. Through our eyes, our expressions, we begun to form a language of friendship, a basis for the love we were not ready to share. Silently, our friendship grew, our communication expanded. Words gained new meaning as our love evolved and we b

What Ur Birthday Means
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rare

Boycott Starbucks
Heck I prefer Dunkin' Donuts personally but here it is: NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fightin g street et-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the sam

A Guys Point Of View! This Is So Sweet!!!!
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Day From Hell
Well..had our van fixed for a grand total of 15 minutes before a little old man pulled out in front of us on the highway and BAM! Front end is smashed. Still starts and drives, but it's going to take quite a bit of work before we're legal again.... The last two weeks have been nothing but crap. I swear the gods have one of the most sadistic senses of humor I have ever seen.

Today Is National Break-up Day...here Is Some Sad Stories!!
"Oh Man, Where to Start?" When it comes to matters of the heart, each one of us has a story to tell. Sometimes it ends with a "Happily ever after." All too often, however, it can end with an abrupt and out-of-the-blue "The end." Recently we asked members of Yahoo! Personals to share their own personal stories of how the fat lady sung. And, boy, did they have some whoppers to tell. OMG! What a Jerk! "An old boyfriend returned all of my stuff to me by putting it in a basket and then bringing it to me at my place of work. He entered singing and creating quite a stir, so that everyone would notice what was happening." "He wrote me an email saying, 'Goodbye my friend.' Are you kidding me?! GOODBYE MY FRIEND?!!!" "I noticed my boyfriend all of the sudden started telling me he loved me…constantly. Then a week later, he called me and was acting really strange. I kept asking him to come over and he wouldn't. Eventually he did, and told me he needed space. I thought I was in the

Three Men
This is rather straight forward, and gives a perspective that never occurred to me. Did anybody happen to notice yesterday the picture God painted for us as we watched the events of the week unfold on every news station around the world. The portrait of three men's lives shown clearly through the events of their deaths. One a wise man, one a foolish man and one a wicked man. Three men captured the world's attention by their lives and their deaths. Their funerals spoke volumes about the course of life they had chosen to pursue with the few short years God had granted to them. Yesterday, God opened the Book of Proverbs and showed the world the truths contained in His sacred Word. All three men, President Ford, James Brown and Sadam Hussein had choices in their destiny. Today they have all three stood in front of the God of this universe with those choices unveiled and judged. God allowed us to see three men yesterday. President Gerald Ford, a man whose faith in God and se

Bye
bye everyone i love all of you and i will never for get about you and you will always be in my heart i promise.i love cherry tap and i think this is the hardest thing i have ever had to do and that is leave all my wonderful friends and i will try to get on as much as prosible i promise i will.you guys have fun and keep it really and if you have my number you can call but other than that i will try to get on okay.keep your heads up and stay cruck okay.bye bye i love you guys and i always will.love for life babygurl lette4life or leah

It's Just Life....
It's been one hell of a week, and it'snot even over, nothing has really gone right. and when you're the support beam for people, it gets hard, to deal with stresses of your own and others too, there's so much weight on my shoulders I don't know what to do. Life's tough I understand that, and if I can't cope now how can I when I'm older ya know? but it's hard... hard not to break down, it's hard, so hard right now to just put a smile on my face and pretend everything is okay, but it's just life, and I have to suck it up. But I feel like if i have one more thing go wrong everything is just going fall, I can't hold in one more thing...but Like I said it's just life...

A Ray Of Hope
Read this poem, pass it, and pray for all of the children who are currently fighting cancer, have passed away or who are now survivors. These special children have an amazing way of showing each and everyone of us a little ray of hope. This poem was made for all of you!

"our Daily Ration"
"Our Daily Ration" ---------------------- -Succumbing to the Cumbersome, The lids of our eyes arise. From blur to reality, Slowly waking, Beginning to feel alive. Given our daily rations, Written words meant for comfort, Pulling only capitulation and fate. Ride the railways, of this symbiotic relationship, Synonymously in pace and beat. Open your eyes sunshine, And Look around this world. Learn of hipocracy and diplomacy, And Let your wings unfold. Fly far away, From this ego filled land, A place of perpetually neglected everything. Fly far away, To this land of simplicity, A place of an interminably love filled, linguistic community. Welcomed into intellectuality, Minds here for clarity, Helping those whom long to be free, Be FREE!!! -------------------- Still a work in progress, but nonetheless still here for you all to read and judge ;-)

Sexaul Zodiac Symbol
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Bulletin I Just Posted
OKAY WELL I THINK ITS PRETTY SAD AN PATHETIC THAT ALL BUT MAYBE A FEW OF YOU ALL HAVE TAKEN A NOTICE TO SOME RECENT NAME CHANGES AND YA KNOW ME AN OUTLAW SPIRITS ARE A BIT UPSET BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT BEING DONE AS THEY SHOULD BE... I MYSELF HAVE THROWED MY HANDS UP WITH THE WHOLE DAMN THING BECAUSE THE WAY I SEE SOME OF YOU ALL DONT EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO READ A BULLETIN OR REPOST IT LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE. TAKE ME LAST FEW DAYS I HAVE BEEN HITTING JUST ABOUT EVERYONE OF YOU ALL WITH COMMENTS AND HAVING BEEN RATING PICS AND RATING PROFILES LEFT AN RIGHT IVE ADDED ALL OF YOU TO MY PROFILE PAGE TRYING TO SHOW ALL OF YOU ALL RESPECT AND THAT I DO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU ALL BUT THATS OKAY I DON'T EXSPECT ANYONE OF YOU ALL TO KISS MY ASS I NEVER TREATED YOU ALL LIKE YOU WERE BELOW ME OR ANYTHING ELSE. I WANT TO BE THE TYPE OF HEAD TO THE GROUP WHERE THE MEMBERS CAN APPREICATE THE THINGS THAT MYSELF AN OUTLAW SPIRITS DO WE ARE ALWAYS THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT WAYS WE CAN MAKE THE

Medal Of Honor For Scio Marine
Medal of Honor for Scio Marine The nation's highest military honor was awarded posthumously today to Corporal Jason Dunham, a Marine from Scio, New York. Marine Corporal Jason Dunham Click here to send Cpl. Dunham's family a message The messages will be posted in the WNY Pictures of Pride page. The following is a brief description from the Pentagon of what Cpl. Dunham did to earn the Medal of Honor. Medal of Honor presentation From the Pentagon: Cpl. Dunham's squad was conducting a reconnaissance mission in Karabilah, Iraq, on April 14, 2004, when a nearby convoy returning to base was ambushed. Hearing gunfire, Dunham and his squad rushed over to help suppress the attack. He led a team a few blocks south of the immediate ambush site and ordered his squad to block seven vehicles attempting to leave. As they approached, an Iraqi insurgent jumped out of one of the vehicles and grabbed Dunham by the throat. As Dunham fought the enemy hand-to-hand, two Ma

Sexaul I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

More People Need To Die.
ok, so the death toll of people i know/am close to for the month is now upto 6. if the rest of you fucks would be so kind as to let me know when you are going to die i would greatly appreciate it. If your not sure, just give me a ball park figure. if you dont come up with a time frame for me, i will set a date and we can work it out, your choice, knife, gun or rope.

Keepin' It Real
I don't know what my real voice sounds like, in fact I never even spoken. Sad but true. I have never said what I mean, and that equates to sitting alone and in the dark, because if no one really knows you- not your external bullshit that everyone wears in the subway, but the real you that listens to the Backstreet Boys and pees in the pool and is afraid of clowns, then what's the point? Tired and disjointed I submit the previous for your snide and clever comments.....Treycephus

Observations And An Epiphany
You know, it's never pretty when one grows older... especially when it is ungraceful.. time seems to fly by, and no one is paying attention to the changes around them anymore because they are so damned busy. I have fallen down the rabbit hole.. as I have always been the 'obeserver' now, I am in charge of my own universe. It's funny it took this long to finally figure it out.. what is life? who is god? Why am I here? Unfortunately, the answers to these questions only pertain to me.. it is a duty of all to figure out these questions for yourself...for me, I am God, I am here to create, life is only an illusion..and everyone I see is part of me, and they are themselves as well... by the choices they have made in their lives, and the 'programing' they have recieved from the stimuli they are surrounded by. I used to think that life was a situation of daily tasks and goals, however, I couldn't have been more wrong..it is about experiencing everything that is around me, and to

The New Moral Order?
The new moral order, the antiracism became a new form of racism *. To smoke becomes an offence, like drinking. Everywhere, prohibitions following us, as if we were still in playpens. * Please note that by racism I speak about sectarianism in general!

Good One
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she

Sex Thingy
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Love Life With Me
The life I've left behind me Had left me feeling cold Every step I've taken in faith Has betrayed me and feeling far from home. It had left me to wonder If it didn't mean much If it didn't mean anything at all. Wondering how to every return. You have taken me in You have helped me see the beauty in life. The love you have shown me Surrounds every part of me. To be near you means the world to me. When you aren't here I miss you. I miss the little things about you Your eyes, your touch, your smile I surrender my heart to you. It is all I have to give. Just the touch of your hand and I have been the one to fall in love. Is this real or a dream? Please let me know I hope to never disappoint you. I hope to never give you cause to leave. You have shown me life's possiblities That it could mean everything. Take my hand and stay with me. Love Life with me.

A Woman Is In Bed With Her Lover
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ... She is speaking in a cheery voice "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye." She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that? Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip.

Politics
When they all turn us into cretins, the government will have an easy task.A large campaign of cretinisation is on its way. The government singularly absent opens the gas stations and everyone goes to the beach. The minister made a perfectly empty allocution which sent the country to sleep again. The population, is already for a long time divided into two clans, the "included" and the "excluded". First being expected to make live the seconds. The leaders are surrounded on purpose by clowns, mediocre people and swindlers to be avenged for their past humiliations.I still preserve a certain admiration for these amoral characters , protected by an iron contempt for all those who serve them. There are no politicians likely to replace the others. As soon as one of them dares to leave the common place, he passes to trap.

~~women's Ass Size Study~~
>> WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY >> >> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their >> asses. >> >> >> >> I thought the results were pretty interesting: >> >> 25% of women think their ass is too fat >> >> 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... >> >> The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good >> man, and they would have married him anyway. >> >>

~~basics, No Replacement For It~~
>>>> I grew up in the 60's with practical parents. A mother, God love her, >>>> who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She >>>> was >>>> the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it... A father >>>> who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. >>>> >>>> Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived >>>> barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and >>>> a >>>> hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in >>>> the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the >>>> kitchen >>>> radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress Things we keep. >>>> >>>> It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that >>>> re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be > wasteful. >>>> Waste >>>> meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be >>>> more. >>>> >>>> But then my mot

Some Poetry By An Author By The Name Of Lady Bug
BLACK LOVE Heres a little somethin somethin which I dont mind having take place in my world if ya know what i mean......Let me know what you think. SHEEP SKIN GLOVE I HAVE BEEN LUSTIN FOR YOUR TIME. YOUR ATTENTION IS ALL MINE. WACTHING YOUR BROWN SKIN SMELLING YOUR PERSON. OILS AND INSCENTS BURNING LIKE MY FLAME FOR YOU. MY SILKEST SATIN I GOT ALL WET, FROM FANTIZEING OUR SEXUAL EXPEDITION. SMOOTH SOUNDS OF R/N/B FILLS THE MOMENT. READY TO DROP MY THICKNESS ON YOUR STIFFNESS . MAN I MISS THIS . GIVEING YOU MY A PLUS PERFORMANCE, WACTHING YOU WACTHING MY BIG TITTYS PART . OH SO IN THE MOMENT.YERNING YOU BURNING OILS AND INSCENTS. YOU GOT ME BENT OVER. WACTHING MY ROUNDNESS FLUCTUATE. PUSHING YOUR LOVE IN ME .I WANNA SCREAM ,SCREAM OUT YOUR NAME FRIST AND LAST. REACHING MY CLMAX BURNING INSCENTS PERSPIREING OIL.

Cherry Addiction
I'm pretty sure I am addictied. How do I know this you say? May a list work? Cause that's how I roll.. yee haw! 1) I'm taking pictures of my ass for pts. 2) On my break I IM on here 3) I consider my fake money as my bank account. 4) #3 makes me sound poor. And I am! 5) I sympathize with the asian girl in Apocalypse now.. 6) CherryTap is on my favorites..at work..at hoome..on my cousins computer..the one in the library..the one at my sisters library.. I don't go to my sisters library! 7) I realize that in a man's life that addictions like alcohol, tobacco, and sex can be addicting. Who knew that marachino cherries remind me of being on the computer? 8) I've bombed more sites than an Iraqi civil war. 9) When you can exhale only when you sign into your account..you know you have a problem 10) You take more time in writing about this than you did your high school essays! Ty and yes I am a Cherry Addict

Life
Today I started working YAY WHAT SOME FUN!... I finally got my little sister out of shelter care but I did double thoughts maybe she should have just stayed there til her time was up. But I have my daddys big heart. So its all good. Quitting smoking is going pretty good. I found diffent ways to not have the cravings. Other then that nothing really going on. I hope I have off Saturday so I can sit home relax an drink hehe. Wont know more til tomorrow of course. Well time to take this single women with a migain to bed (Yup thats me)

Someone, Plaese. . .
The writting isn't helping anymore. I really need to get some sexual, soon. This is starting to get epic. Anyone wanna help a sad, sad man out? Please. . . I am not beyond begging at this point.

Jealousy Blog...post Thoughts
ok, so i'm well aware there's only like 2 or 3 people who would ever read my blogs. but, i need to clarify my lastest blog titled "jealousy". i was NOT saying my husband neglects to compliment me. on the contrary, he showers me with love, attention, and compliments. i'm extremely lucky...beyond lucky! the point of "jealousy" was to say that the reason i get jealous is because i do not like myself sometimes. i was hoping that blogging about it would help me start to grow as a person. because ultimately, i want to like me AS-IS...i don't want to have to change certain things in order to like tina.

Long Rambeling Of A Delusional Mind......
So As stated I have no clue what to call this but I'm need to get some things off my chest. So here I am....Today totally sucked! Work was well odd.....I don't know what happend but it just wasn't a good day...but it happens tommorrow will better. Joe, well as of now I am not sending him emails, texts or calling him.....I'm waiting for him to call/text/email me. I know I know it sounds stupid...but I'm done putting out all the work and waiting like a fucking puppy for him. I'm done. If this goes to hell...then well jeri is single....and screwed over.......again....so we will see what happens this time. I don' t think I care but at the same time it hurts. I thought this time would be diffrent but I guess not. I don't know what it is about me and guys we just don't get along ! Oh yea so I could have done the stupidest thing I have ever done in MY LIFE! I told someone that I love that I was out of their life forver. So ummm yeah...it's cold and i hate cold. I'm driving a super nice car

My Funny Lifetime Adventures Or Misadventures (2)
After the Orange hair episode, my hair really started to recede. My woman bugged me to do something about it. I tried all kinds of ointments, etc and I think I actually lost more. But then, I saw IT!!!!!!!!!! Burt Reynolds had IT. Infact he was the spokesman for NEW HAIR. a hairpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammm ... If Burt can do it, so can I. So I bought me one.. actually two. The New man went home and everyone was elated. "Bob looks sooo young now!!!!!!" Well, I was doing some night club singing and it sorta fit into my new style and everything was going great now. One day the family and I went to a Cafeteria restaurant. I had my one year old grand daughter in my arm and was pushing the tray down the line and suddenly Alexandra reached up, grabbed my hairpiece and YANKED IT OFF! I grabbed it real fast and slapped it back on my head and continued down the line. As I was walking up to the table, everyone was laughing. "HUH?" My woman handed me a mirror. SHIT! I had s

The Things I've Learned....(i Hope)
THINGS THAT IVE LEARNED.... *You can not make someone love you,you can only be someone who can be loved...the rest is up to them *No matter how much you care some people just don't care back *It takes years to build up trust,but less than a second to destroy it *It is not WHAT you have in your life that counts,but WHO you have in your life that counts *You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes,after that you better know something *You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do,but the best that you can do *It's not what happens to people thats important,its what they do about it *You can do something in an instant that can give you heartache for a lifetime *No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides *Its alot easier to react than to think *You should always leave loved ones with loving words..it may be the last time you see them *You can keep going long after you think you cant *We are responsible for what we do,regardless of how we feel

To My Friends
If you have left me a message or comment this week and i didnt reply dont get made all of my comments and messages got deleted and I either didnt receive them or didnt get a chance to return your letter. This week has been chaotic almost as chaotic as last week with Kristina(my husbands ex)here. Well take care all catch ya later Erin

My Funny Lifetime Adventures Or Misadventures
It's boring tonight and some have asked me to relate some of the funny things that have happened to me in my past. Well, there have been so many stories, but I will get these out of the way first.... MY HAIR! Or should I say, the lack of it. Well, you know when you reach a certain age those little grey hairs start to creep in. My wife didn't like them and wanted me to dye my hair, but I refused because I just wanted to be natural. One night I picked up my son from his karate class as stopped off at Hooters for some wings. We were sitting at the counter, drinking a soft drink and two guys were sitting next to my son. One guy looked at me then said to Felipe, "Oh! I see you are with your grandfather tonight." I was pissed!!!!!!!! I went home. "Honey! I want you to dye my hair!" "why???? What happened?" "Nothing!!!!!!!!!! Just dye my hair!!!!!!!" That woman asks too many questions. The next morning she put some dye in my hair and a half hou

Confused
why at times does life have to be extremes. One can go from the bottom, shoot to the top like a dolphin in water, only to start to sink back into the darkness. in the last month, I have went from one end to the other. first I was alone, then I find a few friends, then I find my new friends friend, who is leaving to texas. then my new friends and I get a scare, about the one. then hell breaks out between the two. I get closer to someone, that I know i neather deserve, nor have a chance. then out of the blue, i hear from a long lost love, which I have been with every four or five years for the past 23. then I find out that her daughter, who is 16, MAY be mine. I cry, I think, I shed many a tear. meanwhile i lose contact with my friends, and the one person whom i worry about. then i meet the old girlfriend, and her daughter for dinner. How i wish that girl was mine to love, that she would accept me being her father. I would be proud to share what I could with her. then, two days later,

~ Tattoo Contest Updates ~
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Why?
Why is it that someone who is responsible for my being can hate me so much? I mean really, am I THAT terrible? I'm really about to slap the shit out of him. Now he's gonna complain that I'm typing to loud!!! OMG I'm gonna lose it!!! Ok. Had to let that out...I feel better now. Someone bring me a beer. THanks!

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El Darwino
THE BOTANIC GARDEN once appeared to open new route through the trodden groves of Parnassus. The poet, to a prodigality of IMAGINATION, united all the minute accuracy of SCIENCE. It is a highly repolished labour, and was in the mind and in the hand of its author for twenty years before its first publication. The excessive polish of the verse has appeared too high to be endured throughout a long composition; it is certain that, in poems of length, a versification, which is not too florid for lyrical composition, will weary by its brilliancy. Darwin, inasmuch as a rich philosophical fancy constitutes a poet, possesses the entire art of poetry; no one has carried the curious mechanism of verse and the artificial magic of poetical diction to a higher perfection. His volcanic head flamed with imagination, but his torpid heart slept unawakened by passion. His standard of poetry is by much too limited; he supposes that the essence of poetry is something of which a painter can make a picture. A

~~feel So Much Better~~
Randy WHY I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER !!! The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America" The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. A new direction from there means, what? Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what? The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year. A new direction from there means. what? Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what? Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what? Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced i

Allow Drinking At Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on t

Toy Gun
One shot, head shot, trick shot, popped off Gunpowder explosion like a beautiful song So beautiful it makes me both weak and strong I ascend to the skies as my body hits the ground Your blast creates such a beautiful sound I’m blown back and then sucked in by the vacuum The back draft that keeps me coming back to you Nestle my chin on top of you pistol like finger Tongue trigger, project projectiles into my brain Load you to the hilt and play Russian roulette Spin the chamber with a slap and bet against myself Stick my tongue in the barrel, you’re gonna get so wet So messy So sexy Are you ready? Whitewash your red walls just to repaint them red Right in the center of my thoughts is a dent A shredded striationless embedded bullet If you can read my painted thoughts you can see I understood How a shot to the head could rip through my chest too

Thoughts
There will come a time when my past will seem to have been a dream The pain will slowly fade as the days go on and the nights linger Having lived my life with someone that was a stranger Has made me leary and full of anger Not at anyone that I know But at myself for living in such a danger

Damn
well my boyfriend just left...and i still dont know what to think. i mean he once again only touched me when I made him until just before he left. and tryin to talk to him about our relationship is like tellin a kid in a candy store not to touch. i dont want to just give up on him but damn he leaves in like 12 days and there is such a good chance of him being deployed right after AIT that if i dont know what he wants to happen with us i dont know if i can go through that much waiting. it will be hard enough knowing what he wants forget not knowing. all i know is ive about had it with guys who just dont know what they want or that think they only have to be sweet and show that they care when we first get together.....grrrrrr im so sick of always wondering.....

Ballad Of John Bobbit
Come listen to my story of a man named John, A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, she lopped of his schlong with swipe of a knife. ( Penis that is ) ( Clean Cut, Missed his nuts ) Well, the next thing you know there's a ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taken willie for a ride, She soon got tired of her purple headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she rounded a bend. ( Curve that is ) ( Pricker Shrubs, Wheel Hubs ) She went to the cops and confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weeenie back, They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. ( Found that is ) ( By a fence, Evidence ) Now peter and John couldn't stay apart long, So a dick doc said "Hey, I can fix your dong!" A needle and a thread is all you're gonna need, And the whole world waited til they heard that Johnny

~~english Lesson~~
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. He takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther, and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the c

I Need Help From All Of My Wonderful Friends!!!
Please ladies go bomb this pic in the sexiest DILF contest cause I really want this win more than any other!!! I will always be there for you so can you be for me now!!

~~when You Are Feeling Stupid Read This~~
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -- Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . `````

How Daring Are You?
You Are a Dare Devil For you, life is one big dare. And you're all in for any adventure. Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating. You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?

Lost
The light of the moon casts shadows in the night alone tonight with shaking arms around me. sobs of anger and betrayal breath through me isolation how many more lonely nights am i too spend always expecting to be betrayed... no expectations of others... because that would mean that i care again i hide behind my dreams and tell you they don't exist but they do when i face my self in the mirror even though i hate what i see i see the girl he destroyed the one who wanted it all the one i try to bury everyday so tired of hurting so tired of crying so tired of living an illusion but there is no way out of the hell i created no one cares enough to help wrapped up in their own hell to selfish to see that beneath it all is a heart of gold and someone who so desprately needs to be loved and treasured. nothing nice comes from the voices in my mind placed there by years of abuse you hear the words so often you believe them and now they are all thats left i

Muah!!!
Hey all my sexies upon here!!! Just giving ya some love before I go on between the sheets Feel free to leave me some loving back. I will return the favor...I shall be back soon. Hugs and lots fo kisses n hands wondering all over yas!!! LOL

~~the Idiots Of The Year~~
Number One Idiot of 2006: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. Number One Idiot of 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006: Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard

Big Blue
The warm breath of summer breathed through the open bedroom window. It brought no relief from the humid night only reminders of how hot the day had been. The curtains didn't billow. The fine lace merely clung tighter to the sill like sweaty clothing on skin. Mia languished atop her antique bedspread. She was so tired, but unable to sleep as the perspiration trickled down in a fine line between her firm young breasts. The sound of the overhead-ceiling fan made a haunting murmur that replayed repeatedly in her head. "Fuck it!" She cried. Mia got out of the bed and headed down the steps to the first floor and the kitchen. Pouring a glass of a little lemonade and a lot of ice, Mia made her way to the back porch. Even if it was hot the backyard was always beautiful and teaming with critters. A raccoon, turkey, owl, or deer were persistent visitors. She sipped her drink and smiled at the cold fluid going down her throat. Her fingers went into the glass, picking out a cube that

The Dragonlady And The Cowboy
This guy Country is coming out of a bar late at night. He's not drunk, but he’s not sober, either. He's in a serious relationship, but things have been a little too quiet and boring lately, so he's looking for some fun. He noticed several possibilities in the bar tonight, but was not successful. After leaving the bar, he walks down the street toward the corner. There’s a black mustang parked a little ways ahead. Lounging against it is a woman that was in the bar earlier. Country has noticed her back in the bar, but it had appeared that she wanted to be alone, so he hadn’t approached her. Now, though, she seemed to be waiting for someone. Since he was feeling a bit lonely, he thought he’d try to talk to her. As he got closer, he couldn’t help but stare at her. She was dressed all in black leather. Tight leather pants that obviously had no room for panties under them. Black leather bra top that barely covered her nipples. She was obviously in good shape for her age, which he estimated ab

By The Way
I really only like being rated 10. Yes, I'm vain. It happens. :-D The only thing I really can't stand on comments, is when people start to disrespect other people who have commented. That's just not nice. And about my poems..Most are really old. I'm not depressed (at all) anymore but that doesn't mean I can't love love love love my old poems! I want to say thanks for reading my shiznit. It was just a fluke that I started posting poems like crazy. So here you are...seXy piX and poems/prose... Maybe I'll get some cool stashes or something. XOXO

I Want You
What would I love to do right now? I would love to take a long walk with you, hand in hand, along a boardwalk by the ocean. Or maybe down in the sand so that the waves caress our toes as they kiss the beach. Or maybe I could just lean back into your arms, while being rocked gently by a sailboat, watching the sun turn the water to gold. Or maybe we could climb through a forest, catching glimpses of the valley below until we reach the precipice giving us the full view of it's breathtaking beauty. We can stand together in awe of all that the world has to offer. Or maybe we can walk through ancient cities and discover their history. Stopping to indulge ourselves in the local flavor at a sidewalk cafe, where no one knows who we are. Right now I would love to bury my face in the soft hair of your chest and breathe in the scent of you. I would like to feel your hands on my back, softly stroking me until my skin glows from your touch. I would like to feel your kisses

I Cry Out In The Night
I toss and I turn....searching for you. I reach over to your side of the bed...and again you're not there. I cry out your name and my voice goes unheard. Why did you leave....my lover, my friend? You used to tell me such wonderful things....professing your undying love for me. But according to you that love did die one day. And when you left...something died in me too. Sometimes I wonder how I'm supposed to go on without you. Your memory haunts me.....always close by. When I think about you being with her....my heart hurts so bad. I gave myself to you......mind, body, and soul....and you threw that away. Like it was just so much trash. Every night I cant sleep any more....there is such an empty feeling within. And....there's that empty space in the bed. Others have tried to take your place....maybe one day I'll meet that special one. Until then....I cry out in the night and my voice goes unheard.

On The Edge
My day started with breakfast in bed. Well, if you can call licking whipped cream off of your lover's private parts breakfast. After a lovely shower for two, I got ready for the day ahead. Of course I really had no idea what was planned, as I was told that the days events were on a need to know basis, and that I didn't need to know. All I did know was that I was supposed to wear something that could be both casual and dressed up a bit. A perplexing challenge, but I was up to the task. I chose a turquoise sundress that showed off my tan quite nicely. It was also easy to dress up with a shawl so I felt well prepared for the day ahead. After I'd finished with all of the mysterious things women do in a bathroom, I slipped back into the bedroom to dress. On the bed was a small box with a little red bow. As I stepped toward the box my lover, Nick, came up behind me and placed his hands on my waist, stopping me in my tracks. He walked toward the bed and picked up the box, bringing it back

My Horoscope
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

~~different Types Of Sexxx~~
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul

In Your Arms
As I lie here alone in my bed, my mind turns to the moments you and I shared here only hours before. My pillows and sheets carry your scent and that of our love making and I long to have you here with me again. I am writing with the hope that I might miss you just a little bit less by sharing my thoughts with you. I long for the time when we may pass every night in each other's arms, when I will have you to myself, by my side, for as long as our love lasts. Do you know that for me every night with you is an adventure? You are my guide to all that is sensual and delicious, taking me down paths I had only dreamed about for all these years. I willingly follow you to new heights of enjoyment, knowing that there is always more to be discovered with each other and I long to find out what is around the next corner. It is as if time stands still as we explore the bond that touches and kisses can bring between a man and a woman who have found each other suddenly and given themselves up

Five Variable Love Profile
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is high. It's your way or the highway when it comes to love. You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life. No question, you like to be the one calling the shots. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This

Which Horror Movie Stereotype Are You? Lmao
Which Horror Movie Stereotype Are You? You are the First-to-Die!! You come up with crappy ideas that usually lead your friends into a perilous journey of DEATH.You are the one who is stabbed repeatedly and left for dead in the basement. Damn you and your stupidity!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Drops Of Water
The rain was still coming down. Dozens of rivulets had become streams, coursing down the hill, each finding their way to the river. Brown and swollen, the river threatened to overflow its banks at any moment and the rain didn't show any signs of stopping. None of that improved my mood. Erik and I still weren't talking and I finally fled the stifling atmosphere of the cabin to walk the dog, despite the rain. Even for a dog who likes water, Duke didn't like being out in the rain any more than I did, but nature called and I needed to get away from Erik and get some air. I couldn't believe how stubborn Erik could be about such a little thing. Nor was I going to just forget it. His pride and mine were really messing up this nice getaway trip to the mountains. Our yellow Lab shook water off his coat, all over the kitchen floor, as we came in from our walk. We had enough food and firewood laid in to last several more days at the cottage, so walking the dog was the only reason to venture

How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 76% Open Minded You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

A Fantasy Fullfilled
Matt, my lover of many years, and I are at a bar, flirting, giving each other knowing glances, and thinking about our bodies melding into one later on. I tell Matt about my fantasy of having a woman’s tongue running all over my body as he thrusts inside of me. He thinks it is a great idea, but doesn't think he would ever find someone to join us. After a while I go into the restroom, and, after waiting in line for a while, I notice a beautiful girl walk in. To my surprise, she walks straight up to me, takes my hand, and says, "Your lover told me of your fantasy, and I'm going to make it come true." We all leave the bar and go to my apartment. I fix all of us a drink and then head into the bedroom. I am so hot just thinking about what's going to happen that I begin to touch myself. Matt and our new "friend", Kendra, come into the bedroom and join me. Matt starts to kiss me, and then Kendra. Kendra then leaves him and kisses me softly on the lips. I'm surprised at how good this feel

~~do You Know The Preamble For Your State~~
Do you know the Preamble for your state - interesting--Important commentary at the end. Alabama 1901 , Preamble We the people of the State of Alabama , invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution. Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of Alaska , grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land. Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arizona , grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution... Arkansas 1874, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arkansas , grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government... California 1879, Preamble We, the People of the State of California , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom. Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of Colorado , with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe. Connecticut 1818, Preamble. Th

Pizza Commercial.
so...there is this pizza commercial...and it has a butt-rockish song playing in the background. about how great the pizza is...and how awesome the deal is... one of the lines is "sets you free like a mongoose in flight!" my question is...do mongoose (mongeese?) fly? i know they can kick ass by killing cobras and shit...but fly??

Which Tarot Card Card Are You?
You Are The Emperor You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do. You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea. You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone. Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well. Your fortune: In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love. This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you. It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person. You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?

Gotta Love Our Government
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon has abandoned its limit on the time a citizen-soldier can be required to serve on active duty, officials said Thursday, a major change that reflects an Army stretched thin by longer-than-expected combat in Iraq. Until now, the Pentagon's policy on the Guard or Reserve was that members' cumulative time on active duty for the Iraq or Afghan wars could not exceed 24 months. That cumulative limit is now lifted; the remaining limit is on the length of any single mobilization, which may not exceed 24 consecutive months, Pace said. In other words, a citizen-soldier could be mobilized for a 24-month stretch in Iraq or Afghanistan, then demobilized and allowed to return to civilian life, only to be mobilized a second time for as much as an additional 24 months. In practice, Pace said, the Pentagon intends to limit all future mobilizations to 12 months.

What Is Your Rising Sign?
Your Rising Sign is Pisces Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts. Which is okay by you... you're inner world is pretty darn awesome. And while you are inwardly confident, sometimes you seem a bit unsure. People often handle you more delicately than they need to. You love luxury, and even if you're a bit broke, you want things to look "rich." Mysterious and demure, you keep secrets about yourself to remain an enigma. What's Your Rising Sign?

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Prophet Soul You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people. Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run. No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way. You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle. Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings. A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning. You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Ct Wife Contest
I WANNA BE GHOST'S CT WIFE. PLEASE COME AND COMMENT BOMB ME!!! IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. I will make a Sig tag for everyone who votes for me. Just send me a private message letting me know you voted with the name you want on your tag. THANKS A BUNCH!

Bitching Free Zone
Hello my cherries just wanted to say my page is a bitchin free zone so if ta wanna bitch to me about someone else forget it!! dont want the drama. I just cant stand females or males doing it gets a bit catty lol anyway thats my rant for today. & hello to Bee Tazzy Stephilicious mystic TigerAngels r real Travelin Bob Sydistic too many to mention but this is for you Layout Codes Myspace Resources Top Comment Graphics Luv Jovichick

I Know That Y'all Are Going To Hate Me For This But....
FYI ~~~ MZ. PONYGIRLSUE IS LEAVING ON VACATION ONCE AGAIN Ok folks, I know it is not fair, but I wanted to let you guys know that I am going to be going on vacation once again. Mark & I are taking another cruise vacation. This time it is an 11-day Western Caribbean cruise aboard the Norwegian Dawn. We will be making stops at Great Stirrup Cay in the Bahamas, Cozumel in Mexico, Belize City in Belize, Roatan in Honduras, George Town in Grand Cayman, and finally Ocho Rios in Jamaica before heading back to New York which is where we are saillng from. I will be gone from January 28th to February 8th. So I wanted you all to know that I will once again be incommunicado with all of my cherry friends. They have internet access on the boat but it is very expensive and not really worth it for the short time they give you. So while I am gone, please do not forget about me. Please continue to leave me love and cherry mail and I will catch up with you all when I get back. I am going to m

Another Little Johnny Joke!
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin' dad?" His father qiuckly replied "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.", to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"

50 Random Questions
50 Random Questions1. Where were you 3 hours ago?In the bed2. Who are you in love with?Rayne3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Yes4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Yes5. When is the last time you went to the mall?2 months ago6. Are you wearing socks right now?Yes7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?No8. When was the last time you drove out of town?Last week9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?No10. Are you hot?Yes11. What was the last thing you had to drink?Coke12. What are you wearing right now?Tee & Jeans13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?Wash it14. Last food that you ate?Hersheys Kiss15. Where were you last week at this time?At Home16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?Yes17. When is the last time you ran?This Morning18. What's the last sporting event you watched?T Ball19. What is your favorite animal?

More On My Condition!!!!!!! ( Repost)
January is Birth Defects Prevention Month January 8 - 14th is Folic Acid Awareness Week Taking folic acid everyday helps your body to build healthy cells and can reduce the risk of Spina Bifida by up to 70%. Learn more... For Health Professionals: ABCs of Folic Acid Counseling Think you know everything about folic acid? Test yourself with this quick quiz to find out how in the know you really are. Get up to date information with our one-hour online tutorial, ABC\'s of Folic Acid, developed in cooperation with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Purchase Looking for Goodwill and Benefit SBA. What is Spina Bifida? 65 million women of childbearing age are at risk of a spina bifida affected pregnancy. No two cases are ever the same. Learn more. 2006 Latex List Latex is in everything from band-aids to Koosh balls. More than 70% of people with spina bifida have latex allergies-some life threatening. This chart lists common items that contain latex and alternati

100 Nosey Questions
***100 Nosey Questions*** by longtallsally28The BasicsName: BarbaraAge: 43Month of birth: Sept.Any Siblings?: 2Parents still married?: NoOccupation: Mental Health AdvocateDo you like your job?: YesAny pets?: NopeHair color: BrunetteEye color: HazelShoe size: 81/2Any Tattoos?: 7Any Piercings?: 2Current mood: HappyCurrent wardobe choice: SweatsWhat are you listening to?: NothingWho did you last speak with on the phone?: My Mom What do you currently smell like?: Chicken and Dumplings...LOLLast....Movie you watched: 91/2 WeeksMagazine you looked at: CatalogThing you ate: Chicken and DumpligsBook you read: Hexes For WomenT.v. show you watched: CartoonsTime you cried: YesterdayTook a shower: Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): Last WeekAte at a restaurant (not fast food): Last WeekCD you bought: Dont Remember

Joke
JOKE OF THE WEEK Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late." His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works every time!"

Tell Me About You Survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- THE SURVEY by theused123Name: BarbaraAge: 43Sex: FemaleBirthday: Sept.18,1963Birthplace: Somerset, Ky.Current Location: Russell Spgs,Ky.School: Lindsey Wilson CollegeHeight: 5'7Shoe Size: 81/2Eye Color: HazelHair Color: BrunetteSkin Type: CombinationSingle?: Happily takenDo you Smoke?: SociallyDo you do Drugs?: PrescriptionDo you Drink?: NopeHow many pairs of shoes do you own?: 5MCDonalds or Burger King?: Mickey D'sPepsi or Coke?: BothFavorite Sport?: FootballDo you Sing?: YesChocolate or Vanilla?: ChocolateDo you shower daily?: UsuallyDo you want to get married?: YesDo you want to have kids?: I have a daughterDo you get sea sick?: SometimesDo you believe in yourself?: esDo you like thunderstorms?: Love EmAre you a health freak?: NopeDo you get along with your parents?: Nope

How Good A Cook Are You?
You Are an Excellent Cook You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning. It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

Sotd - Nth Degree
by Morningwood M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g-w-o-o-d If you rock'n'roll Disco Heavy Metal Angel Come on everybody To the nth degree The four of us The royal we He bangs the drum She's vip He's never done Got OCD Our love is To the nth degree Oh-oh Here we go Turn up the radio Come on everybody To the nth degree If you rock'n'roll Disco Heavy Metal Angel Come on everybody To the nth degree And I've got my family And one big bed is all we need With morningwood Oh-oh Here we go Turn up the radio Come on everybody To the nth degree If you rock'n'roll Disco Heavy Metal Angel Come on everybody To the nth degree M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g-w-o-o-d Allright M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g-w-o-o-d A little louder M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g-w-o-o-d And harder! M-o m-o-r m-o-r-n-i-n-g-w-o-o-d Let's go! Oh-oh here we go Turn up the radio Come on everybody To the nth degree If

Bathroom Stall
THE BATHROOM STALL CONVERSATION: THE BATHROOM STALL CONVERSATION: This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

How Intuitive Are You?
You Are 96% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

Another Soldier Lost
Charles gave his life protecting our country and may he and his friend rest in peace. Charles died saving the lives of 26 men. More like his friends. Charles died on jan 11 2007 at 8:00 am. He took over 23 shots to his body and still he fought on. I'm sorry for all your loss in a friend. He left behind 2 little girls back in the USA. His team is on his page right now passing on the news. Please go show his page much love and thanks for all he has done. He gave the ultimate price here ppl!! Charles aka dragon@ CherryTAP

Dr.pepper
Brand name Annie Rips up her stockings She's told her friends she's gonna cry Brand name Annie Reads a letter Thinks she'll get better If she tries Brand name Annie Sits on the floor Stares in the mirror Waiting for more More to this worthless piece of life More to this strange speckle of strife And Brand name Annie wears a skirt That everyone's seen before And Brand name Annie walks the streets Searching for a different store. ** These kind of poems I wrote in 1998

Cowards Behind The Freedom Of Speach
I read this today in the Milwaukee paper... West Bend - Police Capt. Toby Netko looks pretty good for a guy who has just been sentenced to the hellfires of eternal damnation. "They already damned me to hell," noted Netko, in what is really just an aside. He is standing in a parking lot just west of Main St. while eight people who normally inhabit what must be a very unique corner of Kansas picket a military funeral taking place at St. Frances Cabrini here. "I told them not to scream at the cars." Now, for the most part, the itinerant members of Topeka's notorious Westboro Baptist Church are singing at them - albeit quite loudly. Sara Phelps, a 25-year-old woman who holds two signs, one in each arm, unquestionably has the loudest voice. One of her signs says, "Thank God for Dead Soldiers." The other reads, "Semper Fi Semper Fags." Behind her, at the corner of Hawthorne and Main, is a local business, the Lynear Hearing Aid Center, and what is coming out of her

Scientists Find Extraterrestrial Genes In Human Dna
http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/home/Frontpage/2007/01/08/01288.html Scientists find Extraterrestrial genes in Human DNA Do civilizations of advanced human beings exist scattered in the Galaxy? by John Stokes Artistic representation from Eyewitness testimony of Asket, the extraterrestrial human woman Artistic representation from Eyewitness testimony of Asket, the extraterrestrial human woman, reference: www.gaiaguys.net A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms. The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth, from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader. Non-coding sequences, originally known as "junk DNA", were discovered years ago, and their function

Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: *Amanda* Age: *22* Current Location: *Michigan* Eye/Hair Color: *Hazel, Brown* Height: *5'7* Ethnicity: *White* Sexual Orientation: *straight* Size of penis/breast: *36c* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: *between 22 and 29* Eye/Hair: *eyes-any ;hair-brown,black,blonde* Height: *between 5'10 and 6'4* Ethnicity: *depends* Body Type: *average, athletic* Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: *hands, butt, eyes, smile* EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? *white panties* Have you ever given/received a lap dance? *yes* Ever watch a porno? *yes, many times* Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? *yes* Are you into ass smacking? *totally* Are you a Virgin?: *hell no* When did you lose it? *16* How was your first time? *could have been better* If you had a choice wo

I So Win!
I successfully burned water... I should get some sort of medal or a cookie or something for that! Left the pot to boil and totally forgot about it ...I'm addicted to this stupid thing already ... oh man lol

The Nickname Explanation..
Pastor Redneck??? Alright alright, I explain. It's nothing fancy or catchy mind you, but I liked it! My friends have gererally referred to me as the redneck of the bunch, even in my bleached spiked hair, 4 inch goatee punk phase a few years back. It made sense though seeing as how I was the beer chugging, finger flipping, pickup truck driving one of the bunch, just to name a few things. So as football season approached, I joked to my buddy, nicknamed "Doggie James" (check him out on my friends list), that "Sunday morning services" would be held at what was already dubbed, "Casa de Redneck". My big screen tv would be the podium, and we would of course drink the sacramental beer, and since my grandfather is a real Southern Baptist minister, pastor and redneck fell into place. Just fyi when Doggie James referres to "services at Casa de Redneck", or "Pastor Redneck's congregation", lol. If that explains it, great, if not, hell I like it anyway!

The Most Gorgeous Feet Of 2007
ALRIGHT PEOPLE THIS IS MY YEARLY CONTEST I JUST MADE. TO ENTER JUST MESSAGE ME. NO ENTERING ANYBODY ELSE'S FEET. NOW HERES THE RULES 1. YOU MUST SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PICTURE I WILL NOT RIP THEM UNLESS YOU GIVE PERMISSION FOR ME TO DO SO. ALL OLD RATINGS FOR THAT PHOTO WILL NOT COUNT IN THIS CONTEST. 2. PHOTOS MUST BE IN YOUR ALBUMS AND YOU MUST BE THE ONE SENDING IT I WILL NOT TAKE A MAIL THAT SAYS I WANNA ENTER SO AND SO’S PICTURE. 3. IT WILL BE COMMENT BOMB PLUS RATING. 4. PIMPING BY ANY MEANS IS ALLOWED AKA STICKYS AND POSTING A BULLETIN ABOUT YOUR PHOTO TO BE VOTED ON. 5. THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TODAY UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST OF 2007. 6. ANY HARRASEMENT OF THE CONTESTANTS WILL EARN YOU A SPOT TO BE INVITED TO MY BLOCK LIST TILL AFTER THE CONTEST. 7. IF FOR ANY REASON YOU WANNA BE PULLED OUT OF THE CONTEST PLEASE TELL ME I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO SO. 8.I WILL ONLY TAKE ENTRIES BY MESSAGE OR SHOUTBOX. OK SO THERE IT IS EVERYTHING YOU NEED

Quotes
Lestat to Marius:: "Vampires don't settle old scores, We harbor them.." Akasha to Lestat... "Behold Our Kingdom" Lestat to Akasha... "An Island of corpses" Lestat to Louis::"All I need to do to find you is follow the corpses of rats." Lestat to Louis::"The pain is terrible for you. You feel pain like no other creature, because you are a vampire. Do you want it go on? Then do what is in your nature to do and you will feel like you did with that child in your arms.Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves. Louis to the Thug in the bar::"You lack the courage of your convictions, Sir" Lestat to Louis::"I've drained you to the point of death, If I leave you here you will die or you can be young always as we are now, Are you willing to come?" Lestat to Louis::"Your body is dying, pay no attention, it happens to us all." Lestat to Louis::"Now look with your vampire eyes."

Death Tonight
Voodoo Devil skulls In this mind I'm losing wars Everything is nothing Everything disturbing dreams Gliding roads that never were Eternal never ending blur Dark Dark Road Skies I can feel my death tonight ** There is only so much bad teenage poetry one person can read.

Would You?
Would You SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWould you eat a bug?yesWould you bungee jump?yesWould you hang glide?yesWould you kill someone?yesWould you kiss someone of the same sex?yesWould you parachute from a plane?yesWould you walk on hot coals?

Animated Future
Dragon Ball Sailor Moon explosive candles Looney Tunes mindless tubes in people's brain animation insane television mind control the future knowledge will be controlled and everything we do or say animated anime so sit down and watch the ground a 20th century hippy in ultrasound the future's here the future invades and everything turns anime

Need Luv Badly :) Please Do What U Can
I (BOSS LADY WIT DA SEXXXY EYEZ) WANNA MARRY BEN DOVER !! HELP ME OUT PLEASE..IT'S APPRECIATED OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

What Kind Of Girlfriend Are You?
You Are A Professional Girlfriend! You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise! Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro. If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you. You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy. What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

What The Fuck Crawled Up Her Ass?!
I just got done with a very dramatic friend, I just want toknow what the fuck crawled up her ass! I don't get why people get all bent out of shape and vent on other people, it's hella fucked up, I didn't even do anything to her. I just don't get it, but I know I might be hella fuckin her ass up saturday!

Faitfully Yours
Another thought of you has passed through my mind. I have lost count of how many thoughts of you I've had in the last hour alone. It's as if you've become a part of me; and with that feeling, comes another one that tells me that we are one. Since the day that you became mine, I have thought us soulmates, each other's counterparts, the same person in two different bodies. I try so hard, but I can't explain what you mean to me. All I know is that my only wish is to forever be by your side, through good and bad, highs and lows. My only desire is to be your shelter from the world. To be by your side, making you braver as you face your fears. Being your net if ever you should fall. I want to be your world. I want you to know that no matter what may come, I will never abandon you, never stop loving you. That would be impossible, my love. You mean the world to me. You ARE my world. Hearing your name or just thinking of you makes me smile as if I have the world in the p

Electronic Taser
(Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face o

Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimb

Cherry Bucks
I have contacted technical support and baby jesus and am still awaiting a reply, so i thought i would ask u guys what u think???? I have noticed on this site that you can earn extra cherry bucks and in quite large amounts for trying things out such as blockbuster, ebay etc i have looked in to this a few times but ppl from Australia can not participate and therefor cannot recieve all those extra cherry bucks which really sucks, i have quite a few friends from Australia on this site and they are not happy with this either, i am not sure if other countries have these restrictions but i am sure they do, so can anyone come up with an idea on how we can get some extra cherry bucks as well we should not have to miss out all together and we al love this site and would like to continue using it... thanks Cindy also i would like to add that if i wanted to buy a blast i could even though i am from another country and how come todays featured cherry have never been from Australia that i have

The Polite Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example-but nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming-then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior. David was astonish

Stolen
I hate thieves... I used to have over 300 cd's until someone stole some of my collection just before xmas. :( What pisses me off the most is that they stole my entire Pink Floyd collection... which included Syd Barrett, Roger Water and David Gilmour's solo albums as well. I've always love Pink Floyd's music... kinda gave me a natural high... and now I have to start my collection all over again... just pisses me off to the extreme... guess that's why I'm venting on here... lmao At least I still have my DVD's of Live at Pompeii, The Wall and Pulse tour ;) Watching the Pulse tour brought back a lot of memories of when I saw Pink Floyd in Toronto... back in '94... lol It's so cool to be able to watch it whenever I wish now. :) Pink Floyd.... first in Space and Time!

Shakey Headache Diary Entry #2
I RAN AWAY HITTING BRICK WALLS BLOODY FINGERS NEVER SAW IT HEADACHE PILLOWS WHAT DID I DREAM? WANT TO STAY HERE IN THE BEDROOM YOU ARE SNORING LOUD LIKE MUSIC METAL MAYBE. ** I went on a trip to visit a boyfriend of mine I was nervous/crazy/weird the whole time. (I carried a shakey headache diary) One night I woke up to his loud snoring, and felt for a second like I wanted to stay in that bedroom forever.

Just Another Day In Paradise
Howdy Folks! Hope everyone is doing great. I got to blow the day off from work! Of course I had to go to the doctors for this damn earache I’ve had since Monday night. Script for antibiotics and a decongestant. I took my boy in too, he has a pilo.., paloda…, ah hell, he has a cyst on his tailbone. Seems that the cells for hair and teeth originate from the tailbone area when we are in the womb. Somehow they know to travel to the proper place and grow. Occasionally some stay behind, and later in life start to cause a literal pain in the ass… He faired better than I did, antibiotics and Vicodin. Of course it is not that much better, I’m allergic to codeine, and he has to go in for surgery… As we were leaving the Dr’s office, I get paged about work. Same stuff I’ve been telling everyone for the last week and a half. Not sure why they do not listen to me. I get home, get some meds in me, and decide to check emails for work. Big mistake! More emails flying about

Hurt Me
I stepped through the trees, the light hit my face like dull rusted razors cutting my flesh. the cool breeze on my back, tugging at my cloths. slowly pulling me back. I realize I wanted to stay. you hurt me so much, but i craved the pain. I brought it on. I loved it so much, it turned me on.

Passionate Or Compassionate?
You Are 82% Passionate, 18% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Venus Crucified
I tried to fight off these Loving tendencies toward you I used a knife I used a razor I used a pair of scissors but still they did not bleed. I stabbed at them with all the household utensils I could find. Poking with a fork Prodding with broken glass Ripping apart my curling iron Trying to burn them away. I threw the radio in the bathtub Only to find that Love was not in there I hate Love She stares at me with crying dieing eyes. "Take the arrows of Cupid's bows. They will give you something to throw." Instead I threw at her a vase and screamed for her to flee away. Venus stop stretching your pupils my way I don't want to be destined to fall Lonely's prey I don't want to lose money soul heart for after the kiss comes inevitable part.

Daily Devotional !/11/07
January 11 - Daily Feast Volume II People know important things about living, but too often know it with their heads and not their hearts. Heart knowledge changes a person at the core. It is important to know that it is not what goes into us that makes a difference but what comes out. Give the heart reason to rejoice - not because of outer circumstances but from that inner source of knowing that we do not have to lie down and die because some said it. Give the heart reason to say, "I will live and not die, I will rejoice and not cry." ~ My friends, I have been asked to show you my heart. I am glad to have a chance to do so. ~ CHIEF JOSEPH - NEZ PERCE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 11 "Race and language makes no difference; the barriers are gone when persons can come together on high spiritual levels." --Rolling Thunder, CHEROKEE Not only are race and language barriers ov

Cr@wling
i came crawling on my hands and knees, cut open. bleeding from the rough cement beneath me. his hands between my legs. fuck me harder, make me bleed. eat my heart out. torture me make me beg for more. tie me down and rape me over and over, your freinds too. I'll fall in love with you.

Freak Test I Scored 335
1. Have you ever had intercourse? (5pts) 2.Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm (5 pts) Receiving (5pts) 3.Licked an ass? (5pts) 4.Had your ass licked? (5pts) 5.Stuck your tongue in their ass? (10pts) 6.Swallowed Cum? (5pts) 7.Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? (5pts) 8.Had anal sex? (5pts) 9.Had an orgasm from anal sex? (5pts) 10.Ever squirted or made someone squirt? (10pts) 11.Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? (5pts) 12.Had sex with someone of the same sex? (5pts) 13.Did a threesome? (5pts) 14.Did a foursome? (5pts) 15.Been in an Orgy? (5pts) 16.Been in a gangbang? (5pts) 17.Had sex in public? (5pts) 18.Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? (10pts) 19.Had your toes licked or sucked? (5pts) 20.Licked or sucked someone's toes? (5pts) 21.Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? (10pts) 22.Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? (10pts) 23.Had cyber sex or phone sex? (5pts) 24.Reached an orgasm? (5pts)

The Threat Of Me Leaving ....
the threat of me leaving is cancelled. thats right, i am here to stay! lol. well, lets just say, i had a change of heart and that i would miss all of you too much! well, you know i am here to stay . but, it wouldn't fucking kill you to leave comments or pic and / or blog comments! lmao. hit me up and let me know if you are happy if i am staying on?

Sundae Morn' (by Adickt Of Passion)
Sundae Morn' The routine is for "daddy" to sleep in, even though there's lots to do to get the kids ready for church. I woke before the alarm (which is normally our youngest), and had that urgency to visit the potty. Listening, I realized that she was taking a shower and that none of the kids were awake yet. It was still dark in the bedroom, and entering the bathroom made my eyes squinch shut tightly. Rather than struggle with prying the "dry eyes" open in this light, I just sat and let out a sigh of relief while my eyes adjusted a bit. I looked up to see her shaving her legs. It's crazy, but just the sight of her smooth skin.... the water droplets everywhere.... I felt an arousal, but knew better than to interrupt her at this point. Instead, I finished and wandered back to bed without making a sound. Still, the images in my mind, as she ran her hands up and down her legs ....the sight of her small tuft.... I stroked my shaft in long deliberate gentle strokes the way she did. So

Stake And Pyre
The Inquisition was a horrifically dark time for us, as anyone with half a brain might suspect. Kindred elders had swaggered around as undying lords of the night since the fall of Rome. Even the normally not-bothered-with-that-sort-of-bullshit Gangrel got to big for their britches, terrorizing entire towns and marauding off with cattle, children, virgins, etc. In the 14th century the kine finally started to wake up and realized that vampires weren't indestructible or omniscient. The Church waged war on heretics, Satanists, witches,Lupines, Cainites, anything it could get its hands on. The Inquisitio hit the Gangrel no more or less than any other clan. You might think we'd end up on the pyre less often than other clans, since we don't burrow into cities or lord's manors like the Ventrue or Nosferatu do. But Gangrel have a hard time concealing their bestial natures; when Father Jean confronts a woman with clawed paws or spider eyes, he barely takes the time to shout "Demon!" before she's

To Hire Or Not To Hire?
I received the following message in response to my search for potential employees with degrees in nuclear science: --------------------------- From: hatchit: ord of the G spot Subject: neucler degree i cat get over your page... i have o degree but make fantastic pipe bombs and other mild explosives.. and perade around USA blowing up random object that fit my critieria... would much like a carere in any type of demolision youi my have on hand... also nano technoligy ----------------------------- What do you think - is he North Korean material?

Today Is A Good Day.
Double tall non-fat raspberry lattes Coffee Purple flowers One clove Two people And a sunny day. Make someone (Like me) Not want to run away. ** I scribbled this on a napkin while I was on a date sitting outside of Starbucks next to a busy intersection. The guy I was with and I were at the time both generally crabby people...but that day I felt good. :)

Ufo Conference - Key Warnings From Our Celestial Observers
thanks Robdiggity for the heads up on this video - at the least it provides great documented evidence. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6295641198174571593&q=mexican+ufo&hl=en i belive this guy, along with all others who investigated the UFO happenings, found one of the key messages; sent through sky formations, crop circles, and ancient writings. do you think global warming is no threat? do you think global warming is ONLY because of our governemnts and human influence on the planet? maybe, just for once - the government is secretly trying to use chemtrails and other weather changing mechanisms or techniques to help mankind.. and to prevent this... _______________________________________________________________

Catharsis (boom)
"I've always had a thing for potted plants." She said As she set one by the bed But I left her plants for dead When she left. (boom) "The only thing I can remember is he smoked." She said As she lit a cigarette But I left her lungs for dead When she left. (boom) "I'm kindof getting into S&M." She said As she tied me to the bed Then she applegagged my head Then she left. (boom) "I feel so sad today I've been ignored." She said I put a bullet thru her head She was dead When I left. (boom)

Snow Day
Looked up into the pouring snow Til I noticed that tiny hole In clouds that filled the endless sky There ran some brilliant beams of light Light and midnight In our eyes A midnight sun Made to fill our minds With such content Standing in snow I saw your face Glow in this newfound wonder Tiny flakes upon your nose Set my heart aflutter Then just one kiss at midnight made Our hearts take all the power. ** A boyfriend of mine had never seen snow in his life. I'm not much for snow... So when he drove 14 hrs to come visit me and it started snowing in the middle of the night, he had to really force me to bundle up and come outside...I'm glad I did.

I'll Catch A Later Bus
The sixth-grade Sunday school class was coming to an end. The earnest teacher had planned her lesson well, and she knew it was time to ask that strategic question. When everyone seemed to be listening intently, she said, "How many of you children want to go to Heaven?" As you would expect, every hand shot up-except for one boy's. He simply stared at her, remaining passive and indifferent. The teacher thought she had either failed with the lesson or he hadn't understood the question. With a kind follow-up, she smiled and pressed the inquiry. "Son, don't you want to go to Heaven?" she asked. The boy quickly responded, "Well, sure, I mean, eventually. But the way you asked the question, I thought you were makin up a load right now!"

When We Say I Love You ..poem
When we say I love you we say 8-3-1 instead. To find out why I guess you'll have to Get inside our heads. Our secret is a sign of more That lies beneath our souls In tunnels dug through common ground By happy, fun-filled moles. I think, he feels, he thinks, I feel, We talk beneath our words, Singing silently our joy Like mikeless, earphoned birds. Of course our little secrets are Quite easy to uncover, Yet deeper still are wordless things That hold our lives together. posted by: - Get Your Own

Summertime In The Country
Live with me in the country, At least for a little while. We'll pick raspberries Squish them into wine with our feet Get drunk And have sex. * wrote for Lisa in 1999. For those of you who don't know, yes you can make wine with raspberries..you don't need grapes. Lisa was a chick in one of my classes. I thought she was hot.

When We Say I Love You ...
When we say I love you we say 8-3-1 instead. To find out why I guess you'll have to Get inside our heads. Our secret is a sign of more That lies beneath our souls In tunnels dug through common ground By happy, fun-filled moles. I think, he feels, he thinks, I feel, We talk beneath our words, Singing silently our joy Like mikeless, earphoned birds. Of course our little secrets are Quite easy to uncover, Yet deeper still are wordless things That hold our lives together. posted by: - Get Your Own

Heartbreak
My life only knows a broken heart. Why i stay around i don't know. Will anyone mend my broken heart??? Will I ever love again??? Will i find my one true love?? My soul mate?? The man that will give me children and make me happy??

Speeding Ticket
For those of you who don't know, I got my first ticket this last Sunday. I was taking my sister in law to the Dallas/Ft Worth Airport and got busted for doing 90 in a 65. I know, that's awful! I am very lucky that the guy didn't just take my license or arrest me! It was a State Trooper too and normally Texas State Troopers are real dicks but this guy was nice.... it might have been the fact that when he got to my truck me and my 2 friends were laughing about it instead of giving him hell. hehehe One of my friends said she was surprised he didn't search us on suspicion of drugs cause we were laughing so much! That woulda been REALLY FUCKING FUNNY! Anyways.. I just had to let it out cause it's been bugging me all week. I am not happy with myself because it's gonna cost so much, but I will admit that it was my fault, nobody put a gun to my head and told me to speed. I am now paranoid to speed though. So I guess I learned my lesson. yay for me... hahaha Everyone be safe out there and don

Koolest Thing I Read In A While
i found this on the bulletin board and thought i might want to read agian and others who missed it could see it here so i hopeyou like it Please don't delete this until you send it on, Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand i

#4: Pamela Rogers
Ok, that name may or may not sound familiar, but it will after you read this. A former teacher who has already served jail time for having sex with a 13-year-old student was sent to prison for more than six years Friday for violating her probation by sending the boy nude photos of herself. When Pamela Rogers, 29, was released after serving 198 days in jail, she was under orders not to contact the student or his family or use the Internet. But authorities say that even after appearing in court on a charge of violating her probation in April, she continued talking with the boy and sending him text messages and sexually explicit photos and video of herself. “You have done everything except show this court that you wanted to rehabilitate yourself,” Warren County Circuit Judge Bart Stanley said. He revoked Rogers’ probation and ordered her to serve the rest of a seven-year prison sentence that had been largely suspended. Rogers, who has been in jail since April, presented evidence

Chocolate And Friends
CHOCOLATE SINGS One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate." I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. " Along with heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts,

Random Thoughts
I just wanna say something. I'm hoping it doesn't piss off anyone, and I'm pretty sure it won't. I've noticed a lotta groups, families, cliques and the like. Maybe you're a member of one. (or own one or something like that) I just wanna say I love everybody unless ya piss me off, regardless of race, religion, creed, family, clique, or other. I'm not a member of any clique, group, or family on this site. (and I don't plan to be) But I do got your back if you need it.

When You Said, "i Love You"
When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world that will last. posted by: - Get Your Own

Bush Is Insane
BUSH is INSANE Bush is just going to get a whole lot more people killed in Iraq. And Bush is doing it so he can steal the Iraqi Oil for 2 more years and rob the US treasury blind for his WAR Profiteering buddies.

Upside Down Pennies
a weary kiss on half a tic tac living life with two upside down pennies in my pocket the air smells fresh but everyday it's just as cold today i'm walking home alone ****** When you pick up a penny and it's on tails, that's 7 years bad luck. I wrote this when I was walking home from my very first french kiss. That day basically set the stage for next fourteen years of my love life, doing something sexual and then going home alone. Little did I know when I wrote it how true it would turn out to be.

Blah Blah Blah
"You know what? I actually liked you for who you were. And you can't find many girls out there who are like that. But in time she'll screw you over and you'll wish I stay'd around, but this butterfly was made to fly, not to crawl upon the ground."

Thursday Night
WHATS UP BURQUE HOPE U ALL HAVE HAD A GREAT WEEK.. TO..SO YEAH ITS THURSDAY N WE ALL KNO WHAT THAT MEANS THE SPOT TO B AT TONIGHT IS GROUND ZERO.... N IF YA C YA GURL THERE DONT B SCARED TO HOLLA

--corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance. --Corinthians 13:4-7 Holy Bible (New Living Translation)

1-11-07
Death is an untimely place. It makes connections where once i thought they were gone. Can friendship truely be rebuilt on so much pain or alas will it crumble when the moment of her need passes. She says the lapse of are friendship was of unknown making but one feels that it may have been of things not mentioned. She cries in my arms as I think of times we laughed. Is it wrong? Life has moved forward but I feel as a piece of myself is missing since we had departed. Now I only hope that amends of such nature will be made and once again we shall share such moments....

It Is Not About Me!
I know that it is not about ME..we have already discussed hospice. How much time the caretaker will be here and how often. Avenues of being ABLE or QUALIFIED for hospice. Will have to make phone calls on it. He is not bed ridden yet! He already has a living will and I have medical power of attourney. Planning to do the gruesome but necessary task of pre-paying for his cremation and burial so he does not burden the family with the cost. He is requesting all of this. He is the one that wanted to have constant care for when he is bedridden so I would not have to deal with it. His late wife told him(just when his illnesses emphazema developed--about 10 years ago)it was not in the marriage contract to care for him when he was bedridden and she will not do it. He thought I would think the same until I told him I CHOSE to be here with him. I left everything in VA FOR him! "You did, you did", he said. End of conversation. His appetite has gotten better. Daughter in laws aunt use to wor

Im Ugly
i totally think im not a good looking guy in fact im a below average looking guy now i know why people always laugh at me and make fun of me hey i got feelings too it hurts when people say im ugly that ill never find someone good for me yeah i need major major dental work thats why i dont smile at all i need false teeth but im struggling im doing for everybody and not for myself cause i was raised to be nice people hear about my teeth problems and laugh hey if you want to laugh at me fine screw it i dont care anymore as soon as i come up with $3,000 ill get the false teeth til then i cant smile

Ct Wife Contest
ALRIGHT PEOPLE THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST, BUT I THINK I'LL MAKE IT VERY INTERESTING. I AM GOING TO DO ELIMINATION ROUNDS BY CERTAIN CATEGORIES IN PHOTOS BOTH SFW AND NSFW. THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLOWS: FACE, BODY, FEET, AND LAST ONE I WILL TELL ALL THAT ENTERS WHAT IT IS. NOW HERES THE RULES 1. YOU MUST SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PICTURE I WILL NOT RIP THEM UNLESS YOU GIVE PERMISSION FOR ME TO DO SO. ALL OLD RATINGS FOR THAT PHOTO WILL NOT COUNT IN THIS CONTEST. 2. PHOTOS MUST BE IN YOUR ALBUMS AND YOU MUST BE THE ONE SENDING IT I WILL NOT TAKE A MAIL THAT SAYS I WANNA ENTER SO AND SO’S PICTURE. 3. IT WILL BE COMMENT BOMB PLUS RATING. 4. PIMPING BY ANY MEANS IS ALLOWED AKA STICKYS AND POSTING A BULLETIN ABOUT YOUR PHOTO TO BE VOTED ON. 5. THE CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TODAY UNTIL SOMEBODY IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT. IF U CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT TIME THAT IS ASK SOMEONE ELSE NOT ME. 6. ANY HARRASEMENT OF THE CONTESTANTS WILL EARN YOU A SPOT TO BE INVITED TO MY BLOCK LIST TILL A

Dope
dope was my only hope out of the hood started using to just to be able to cope no hope for me at the end of the tunnel no light nothing in sight but depth of a soul filled with needles and holes i fill my body with this dope to cope with pain of everyday life no solution to problems just a quick fix a couple of licks a high to get me by nothing to live by nothing to hope for the dope has finally taken over me nothing but numbness i have succumb to this dope in hopes of having something more but ended up a product of its destructiveness dead to all but the suppliers who feed me my need whether it be weed or heroin the syringe the pipe fufill my every need and want while my soul is haunted by the paranoia i am nothing without this dope its my only hope to survive.

Oooo
...and we ourselves shall be loved for a while and forgotten. But the love will have been enough; all those impulses of love return to the love that made them. Even memory is not necessary for love. There is a land of the living and a land of the dead, and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.

The Pain Will Never Go Away ...help Child Abuse
The pain will never go away; The wound will never heal. The evil that was done to you Is now your eyes, your heart. The black will never turn to gray; The blood will not congeal. The violence is never through; The past does not depart. Time will merely make you whole, Consuming what you are: Part sufferer, part comforter, Part victim, part new song; Part mother of an angry soul, Part child of despair, Part witness and part conqueror Of all that did you wrong. posted By: - Get Your Own

True...
You've been in love; you know what it's like. It's a sense of delight, not just in the person you love, but in all people, in yourself, in life. Suddenly you see beauty, excitement everywhere. You're not afraid to express your love: passionately, gently, in words, or in silence. And you feel strong, generous, fully alive.

Sitting Here
Sitting here in the darkness I can hear all the things most people can not. I can hear the whispers of the wind. I hear the screeching of the demons. I can hear the soft cries of spirits not ready to pass on yet. It gets rather odd here in the darkness. If i close my eyes I can see these spirits with their tear stained faces and the frown upon their lips. I wonder why they cry so hard. Sometimes I can hear them whisper why they are so sad. what loved one they miss already. the things they didnt get to do the people they never had a chance to say goodbye to. The little ones are the hardest. you see they want mom or daddy but they know they cant stay anylonger. just to touch their mom or daddy one more time to let them know they are always with them.

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Love means giving one's self to another person fully, not just physically. When two people really love each other, this helps them to stay alive and grow. One must really be loved to grow. Love's such a precious and fragile thing that when it comes we have to hold on tightly. And when it comes we're very lucky because for some it never comes at all. If you have love, you're wealthy in a way that can never be measured. Cherish it.

Waiting For That Moment!
All these cursed couples, thrown into a panicked desire, after atrocious waiting, devour with rage a scrap of pleasure, they dispute with fire at the corner of their lips. Because all waited long days, long months, just to make, one moment, only one flesh and soul. In the middle of the agitation, fixed under the eye of the world. In a sweet kiss and however infamous, they separate!

Well It Happened Again...
i wanted to get my son again this weekend and called her about 2:30pm and left her a message on her voicemail that my sister was coming up this weekend and would save her from driving half of the way up here. well i got a reply from her at about 4pm by text message (what a dumb bitch cuz they can pull my txt messages from her for court purposes) and this is what she said... "Hes not coming back up until we go back to court" now she just broke my visitation rights to see my son....again, but this time i have it in writing. ;) -------------------------------------------------- any input you may have would be apprecuated

The Wedding 1
There were 4 or 5 couples that hung around together in college, but the kinkiest of us all were Jim and his wife. Before they married, they used to try and get one of the other couples to stay at their apartment. This always led to a lot of sex talk, drinking, etc.. My guy would stay at their place whenever he came to town. Gary and I never got to the part where we switched partners with them, but it was obvious to me that Jim really wanted to get into my panties. He would invite me out to his place when Gary was due in town and try to seduce me before he got there. He’d ply me with drinks and rub against me and just leer at me. It used to get me pretty aroused, and I’m sure that he and Adele would watch us fuck later on when we went to bed. We all eventually got married and moved away. Our last friend to get married brought us all back together after a few years. The wedding was in August and it was hotter than usual. Everything was going fine – lots of drinking and partying at

More Poetry
Raisin Bran I saw your crazy horse dripping with color breaking through the clouds an eclectic mirage carrying thunder... Free spirited devotion steadfast in illusion a beauty so wild your story on canvas emotional fusion... 1.11.07 James C Leveroni *what I got from a womans painting at an artshow

My Pictures
a> Help me get the word out about joining my website. The membership cost right now is lower than two packs of smokes and that is a one time fee. So if you don't like it you never have to go back. How can you pass that up? I really appreciate all of your help in this. Every little bit helps, right? Why not help a local girl out? Thanks, Joy

Bill Gates(good Advice)
Subject: Bill Gates (Good reading - Great advice) > > >Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To >anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. > >Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did >not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically >correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality >and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. > > >Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! > >Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will >expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. > >Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You >won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. > >Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. > >Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents >had a di

Craziness
well life is getting more and more complicated and crazy right now. We looked at a house .. .liked it ... put a offer.. and we were the ones that they accepted.. now all our money is tied up in this deal.. which sucks.. and we still need more .. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ don't know what to do.. but hopefully all will go well and maybe we will hit the lottery.. yeah right fat chance of that happening. .. we love the house and the property.. and we know that it is way below market value just cause of the land its on.. everyone please keep your fingers crossed that everything works out for us.. the kids need this and so do we.. the house we are in is slowly and surely sliding off the hill we live on cause of all the water.. and the natural springs in the area... we have been in this house now for 5 and a half years.. its time to stop paying other peoples mortgages and pay our own.. On the flip side.. my raise has gone through and it will be on my next check.. yayyyyyyy me.. i am anxiou

What Is Your Love Style?
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

I Swore I Wouldn't Do This
I swore I wouldn't be one of those shameless self promoting bitches y'all know you complain about on here, but yet here I am doing the same damn thing. I'm promoting myself in the female sexiest eyes contest being held by Luvable Guy. I am well aware of the fact that I have no chance of winning this, honestly I do, but I'd still like to at least get enough votes to make an impression. I appreciate the help that everyone has given me so far. This contest ends on next Wed. the 17th at 6 pm. So there is still plenty of time to go vote some more, oh and folks really don't forget to rate the pic while you are there. Here is the link: http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=442273&albumid=180236

Hidden Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Who Is She?
She's brown hair blue eyes, 5 foot 4 which is 2 inches shorter than me. But who is she? she keeps it real, I never see her with a man , however i see her in my dreams. But again i ask who is she? I never see her in stores spending money, why i don't know. if i had to guess her age i would say between 30 and 34. But still i dont know who she is. I talked to her and she said I've been waiting alifetime for u. Can I take you out on a date, she said no but i like ur up-frontism. Then i forgot to ask who is she. The next week i saw her again thsi time walkin with kids, so i walked up to her and said what do they call you, she replied well my grankids call me nana and surprise took me over and my jaw hit the ground and she walked past like I was a ghost. Didn't see her for days after that But i still dont know who she is. So when I seen her again Iasked what can icall you she anwsered with Tammy. Now i know she loves her friends and family, she also loves tweety bird, and

Poetry
Septic Death 33 years A deplorable stranger disposable dregs fodder left out slopped up in the manger... Manure spread thin strewn about the pasture all over hells creation growing over time groaning miserable disaster... 1.10.07 James C Leveroni *feeling down on my birthday

Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: roughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: once a week at leastIs sex a top priority for you?: no but its funDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: once in a big whileHow do you feel about one night stands?: everyone should try it How many one night stands have you had?: LOL What's your favorite position?: i like them allWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: on a bed is comfyDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: love but u dont feel it then fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: like 5 minDo you get off first or do they?: they do too badDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: yes and loudDo you prefer your partn

Down By Over 2000 Need Hella Help Please
OK YEPP I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST AND I NEED BOMBERS !!! NAME OF CONTEST IS "WHO WANTS TO MARRY BEN DOVER" IT'S GUNNA BE A FUN ONE. IT STARTS JAN.10(WED.) AND WILL GO UNTIL JAN.31(WED) SO PLEASE ANY FREE TIME YOU WANNA SPEND BOMBING WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ME. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE NUTTIN BUT LUV FOR YA. XOXOX

My Opening!!!
Search BlogTalkRadio OUR BIG OPENING!! Hello all! My new show starts on the 19th of January and I think you will find it very interesting! I am having John Whelton on for the first radio interview. He is an up and comer that will soon be the name matched with all the Grammy's. His music is informative, thought provoking and wonderful to the senses. We will be discussing his life along with listening to his music and then opening up the forum where he will stay on as my guest host and we will take questions about him or about life in general and give out funny yet pertinent views on YOUR life. Just so you know, he is a musician and I am a talkshow host, which in no way constitutes that either of us are professional therapists. Therefore, if you are calling because you have a serious, chronic issue that needs professional help, SEEK IT! I will help the best I can. Look forward to speaking with you and I think we are going to have one helluva good time that Friday

Boyfriend/girlfriend Survey
Boyfriend/Girlfriend SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWhat is their name?RayneWhat pet name do you like to call them?BabyHow long have you been together?3 1/2 MonthsHow did you meet?OnlineWhat do you like the most about them?His PersonalityWhat do you like the least about them?There isnt anything I like least about him...

Family Gangbang
It all started when I was 18. I came home after college, having a lesson with a very sexy young man, and feeling horny. I was wearing my skirt, and removed my thong without removing the skirt. I sat down on my beanbag after removing my magazine from underneath my mattress. I was looking at the pictures and getting myself rather worked up, when suddenly my bedroom door opened, and my dad walked in, finding me in a very comprimising position. He made his apologies and left. I heard him move to his bedroom and lie on his bed. I decided to go and talk to him, apologise for what he had seen. I knocked on the door and walked straight in. I was shocked with what I saw. My dad had his jeans around his ankles and was masturbating furiously. "Hi" he said, then carried on. I won"t pretend I wasn"t excited. There, right in front of me, was a cock, enormous, throbbing... I watched him as he wanked his meat, and he smiled at me. I sat down next to him and he put his arm around me as he rubbed fu

Mother In Law And Friend"s Surprise
It was a weekday noon time. I had arrived at my mother in laws house Sharon. I walked in and didn’t see her so I said Sharon. I did not get a response I thought well she must be in one of the rooms and can’t hear me. I walked toward the back of the house and could hear faint moans coming from my mother in laws room. There was a tiny crack in the door so I peeked. To my amazement she and a friend of hers Joyce were naked on her bed and Sharon was eating her pussy. My mother in law is 53 y.o. blonde 120 small tits nice ass hairy pussy. Joyce is 57 120 black hair taller than Sharon med tits hairy pussy. My cock instantly became hard at the site of Joyce holding my mother in laws face deep into her pussy. I watched for about 60 seconds more than opened the door and said Sharon. They both screamed and covered up. I stood there with a smile on my face. Sharon screamed out you bastard don’t you know how to knock. I said yes normally I do but when I hear moaning I want to be included. Joyc

Twenty
Twenty years was the flower of your age and your skin still smelled its childhood. You still had of a infante, the language and the steps, your mouth was beautiful, your face and your hands worthy of an immortal, and your eye, which makes me trespass when I think of it.

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both - Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: 2-3 Times A Day, More If Possible....Is sex a top priority for you?: I should say no, but I'm bein honest...so yea it isDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Who needs to be drunk?...LOLHow do you feel about one night stands?: I have been known to do it...How many one night stands have you had?: I cant count that highWhat's your favorite position?: On TopWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: Any Place n PublicDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Depends on the Mood and who I am withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes, but I prefer to make my own...LOLHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: variesDo you get off first or do they?: I doDo you like

Full Rest...
Nothing is more unbearable to the man than to be in a full rest, without passions, businesses, entertainment, applications. It feels his emptiness, his abandonment, his insufficiency. Incontinent, he will search in the bottom of his heart, the trouble, blackness, sadness, sorrow, the despite, despair.

"passive" Thanks Chris!
"Passive" "Dead as dead can be," my doctor tells me But I just can't believe him, ever the optimistic one I'm sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy Wake up and face me, don't play dead cause maybe Someday I will walk away and say, "You disappoint me," Maybe you're better off this way Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been It's your right and your ability To become…my perfect enemy… Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now), Don't play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) Someday I'll (someday I'll) walk away and say, "You disappoint me," Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way Maybe you're better off this way You're better of this; you're better off this; Maybe you're better off! Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now), Don't play dead (don't play dead) Cause maybe (because maybe) So

What Color Is Your Passion
Your Passion is Blue You are a total dream in the bedroom. Sex is a fine art for you - and you're a total Picasso in your pleasure making. You like to build things up slowly, savoring each moment. And you'd never think of skipping foreplay or afterplay... they're part of the package. What Color Is Your Passion?

Told You So
"Told You So" It took some time to realize All the bullshit in my eyes Until I got away from you And then I guess you thought that you'd be cool And make me look like I'm the one the fool Well I don't care 'cause you're the one to blame I can't believe it all comes down to this A penny for your thoughts would make me sick And anything less would be a crime Told me Told you Shut up Well everything is not OK Tomorrow's another day I'll find my perfect way out And then I guess you thought that you'd be smooth And make me look like I'm another fool Well I don't care 'cause I don't believe anything you say or do Just like me I cut my losses to save face I've found my perfect space To crawl back inside of myself And then I guess you tried to make me be Everything you wanted me to be Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last I do what it takes to pull me through No thanks to anything that you could do Never trust again

Tear Away
"Tear Away" I'm tearing away Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay You run away Faster and faster you can't seem to get away Break Hope there's a reason For questions unanswered I just don't see everything Yes I'm inside you Tell me how does it feel to feel like this Just like I do I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone Do I really want this Sometimes I scare myself I just can't let it go Can you believe it Everything happens for reasons I just don't know I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone or anything but me God damn I love me I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone or anything I don't care about anyone else but me I don't care about anyone

Tainted Love
You realize there's a time in your life, that you've almost lost the one thing in your life that matters most....your lover, your confidant, your best friend. I came to a hard realization today, that made me REALLY think...I nearly lost my best friend, over horseshit. I have loved this friend for a very, very long time, and my love for this person cannot and will not ever change, reguardless of what ever happens between us. I consider us friends for life. And like all friends and lovers, we have our ups and downs, we may fight until we say something that could be detrimental to our lives, but we should be able to see past all of that and realize what is staring us blunt force in the face...US. Beyond all the crap, gossip, he said she said, and hatred that passes thru our hearts and minds. There we will ALWAYS remain.....US. At that point, we have to take a time out, and see, really see, is this what we want? To throw away a lifelong friendship that has been so tight and so incr

What Color Is Your Passion
Your Passion is Purple! You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve. If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through. But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack. You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart. What Color is Your Passion?

Ok Here It Goes
For 4 days now i have not been able to post or repost any bulletins, I have lost all my comments and my messages, some of which i was keeping for personal reasons. So if you want me to help send me a shout out or a PV. OR you can also get me here http://www.myspace.com/buckeyekitten Also, m y very sexy honey has some new pics up for the ladies go check them out rate them and comment, but just remember he belongs to me LMAO! Here is his link: jwk1971@ CherryTAP He can also be reached at: http://www.myspace.com/jasondavisradio Much love to you all~Heather

You...
You are not like the flower, you are not pleasant, soft and fine, you miss also any grace. And of charm moreover! And when I hear you speak, sadness slips into my heart. I think I should join my hands to beg God, that it daigne to grant methe grace to see you seldomely! You have diamonds and pearls. You have all that the men want, but for your interior value, my darling, it is really dismaying. And instead of very beautiful eyes, you have the worst languages. In the end, it's you you harm the most!

Relationships
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime. Send this to every friend that you have on-line, including the person who sent it to you. If you get: 0 Replies - you may need to work on your "people skills" 2 Replies - you are nice but probably need to be more outgoing 4 Replies - you have picked your friends well 6 Replies - you are downright popular 8 Replies or More - you are totally awesome (and that's probably why you're on MY list

Dark Love
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com The dark red rose Danced hauntingly On the dark green water It was beautiful To behold The faired haired girl Plucked the rose from the sea Gently drew an aroma from the rose It was beautiful To behold A fair haired woman Took the rose from the girl And spread the petals in the sand It was beautiful To behold The woman sprinkled ash from an urn On the petals of the dark red rose They both kissed the petals That lay in the white sand It was beautiful To behold

Does Your Sexual Orintention Really Matter
Ok so i keep seein this cherry blast that says this isnt for you guys girls only. well for those of us who are here jusst for friends who gives a damn if you are a lesbian or gay im here for friends and friends no matter straight or gay or what yes i do have lesbian friends and gay friends and stragit friends i dont care who or what they like friends are friends no matter who or what they like and want to do in the bedroom ok now i feel better.

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?
Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?WrathMake war and not love is your motto. Better to rise up in anger and strike someone down than be pushed around.Find out your Deadly Sin at Quizopolis.com

Some Advice For The "real Boys"
A REAL MAN !! 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN

Nena And Brian Are Watching Porn Together...
Now Streaming CAM 2. Pick another CAM: CAM 1 CAM 3 CAM 4 The above stream is directly from the Villa "de Gouden Kooi" ("the Golden Cage"). Its about 8 people in a house. Like BigBrother but there is no end. The last one to leaves gets the million dollar Villa.

What Creature Of The Night Are You Most Like?
You scored as Black Witch. You are a Black Witch, and a very powerful one at that! Beware he who crosses your way, I sure wouldn't want to be him! Just beware who you place your curses on, for they may in turn curse you with an even more terrible curse!Fallen Angel92%Black Witch92%You are a Demon92%You are a Vampiric Elf!83%Vampire58%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Re: Surveys And Questionnaires
I just wanted to put this out there for those posting surveys and questionnaires. This is not ‘MySpace,’ CT is a site for adults. For the most part I have not answered these items if I did answer I have tried to avoid giving the brutally honest answers that people who know me are used to. After careful consideration I have decided that if you send one of these things to me I’m going to respond. My response will be honest and to the point. If you are easily offended don’t ask me a question that you may not be ready to hear the answer to. I try and respect everyone on CT but these items are getting annoying. If you don’t respond people complain. If you respond, and do so honestly, you upset people. Well… I believe it is better to beg forgiveness than ask permission. So, in saying this keep in mind if you ask, I will answer. Be prepared for anything. Hope I don’t loose friends over this but, if I do, I guess I’ll have to deal with it at that time. Thanks for reading this and please pass i

Greyhawk's Story
I will make this story short. Our second child was a miscarriage, or so the doctor said. At about two months along. The doctor preformed a DNC. A few months later, my wife was not losing weight. She went back to see the doctor, and she was still pregnant. He is 18 now. In 1996, my wife had a miscarriage, and again she gave birth to a surviving twin. In 1999, she had a tubule pregnancy, this of course required surgery. The doctor found a “growth” on the healthy tube, and removed it. This, of course, effectively sterilized her. What is so interesting is that the OB/GYN in Illinois who checker her out in 2000, said that his examination did not match the notes form the doctor who preformed the surgery in Texas. While we do have six children, this final act devastated my wife. It has take years to recover. We have been blessed. One son is in the Navy, the other is in college, and the rest are growing to be good people (at least I hope they are). Still, you never know what life is going to t

Cherrytap Friends
The night is beautiful, So the faces of my people here. The stars are beautiful, So the eyes of my people here. Beautiful, also, is the sun. Beautiful, also, are the souls of my friends on cherrytap.

Me & My Big Mouth
Because my mouth Is wide with laughter And my throat Is deep with song, You do not think I suffer after I have held my pain So long? Because my mouth Is wide with laughter, You do not hear My inner cry? Because my feet Are gay with dancing, You do not know I die?

Getting A Tattoo... But Which One?
I am planning on getting a new tatt. I'm not into the butterfly/heart thing like most girls, but I am having a hard time finding something I like. So how's about helping a girl out and sending me a few ideas.

Love
What is Love?? This thing we feel with each other. Do I even know what love is?? I dont know anymore. I know i feel something for you. I know you feel something for me. But is it Love?? Is it real love?? I dont think i can tell anymore. I know what i want, but i dont know what you want. Give me a hint tell me straight out what you want. So that my heart and my head knows what to do.

What Not To Say To A Naked Man
What NOT To Say To A Naked Man: 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.... 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. *giggle and point* 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. Only if you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other tale

Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as '' sex poem'

My Stupid Heart
My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky: So was it when my life began; So is it now I am a man; So be it when I shall grow old, Or let me die! The Child is father of the Man; And I could wish my days to be Bound each to each by natural piety.

Only Free?
The sun dulled into insignifigance orange rays fading away clouds govern the night, the youth hang out under lanterns watching time slip slowly by hiding feelings from deep inside. A can of lager passed around some cider feeds the soul. "We're happy I tell you we are!" Then why cry at night? "There's nothing wrong, leave us alone!" Then why the arguments and shouts of pain? Then why the violence drugs and shame? "We need something more, or can't you see?" "We need more than being told we're free!" They walk alone in a crowd children of our own degredation where imagination is reality. Watching neon lights of their purity where roses grow in winter and love is found in war filled with the compassion of watching an enemy burn. So much lying. Watch out people your children are dying.

Understanding A Woman's Erotic Dream
A couple divorced after an 8-year marriage. For the next 23 years, the woman had a recurring dream. They are reunited. The dream is very sexual, very "real" and it occurs regularly. Over these years she has remarried, was widowed, and had other romances, but the dream persists, regardless of her relationship status. In the effort to interpret dreams one learns not to take the imagery as is, but only through the filter of the person's own associations. However this dream is well-known. The dreamer is just like millions of women who repeatedly dream this same startling Dream Lover theme. There is much striking universality about it. The ex-husband has nothing to do with the source of this dream. The dream's unraveling is related to the image she has of the Ideal Man; moreover, she cannot even choose which image is for her because this is determined at an unconscious level. I would only say that her first marriage reflected an image recognized early as "heavenly," and that it r

White Rose
Perfect in every single way No flaws, no imperfections Untainted by the darkness in this world I always admired you from afar Too cowardly to even speak how I felt towards you Unworthy...how could a black sheep such as I even say a word to you Your beauty rivaled by no other Your voice as soft and gentle as a soft summer breeze Calming...soothing You help ease the endless pain of my own existence The way I feel for you the way I feel for non-other Will I ever be able to confess my love to you? Till that day I watch from afar... The perfect white rose

To Someone Extraordinary! (to Catseyes)
Extra because you are always radiant and cheerful. Ordinairy because everything with you is magnificently fantastic. Often when I am far from you, plunged into some occupation, you walk into my thoughts and I then smile secretly. I realize that when we are together in the middle of the others and I look at your face and listen to your words, I know that you are probably all what matters today. We are happy or unhappy by a bunch of thing, which never appear, which we do not say and which we cannot say. Even if I would never say to it to you, you are one of the things which make me happy.

About Erotic Dreams
Even in this sexually ‘open’ age, people are often worried because they've had dreams with a sexual content. In particular, it can be very disturbing if, in a dream, you do something that would be totally shocking for you in real life! For instance, a woman who leads an extremely chaste and respectable life may be troubled by dreams in which she has rampaging sex with dozens of handsome males. Similarly, a man who prides himself on being 'straight' and who actually dislikes homosexuals, may be quite shattered to find that he has dreams in which he is engaging in sexual fondling with some good-looking guy! However, a lot of people are not disturbed by their sexual dreams and simply enjoy them for what they are. This is normally the best attitude to take. Why do we have sexual dreams? We dream because of the intense activity that is constantly going on in our subconscious minds. And since sex is one of the most powerful of all human drives, it's not surprising that so many

Crappy Marriage Cont.
So as some of you know I'm in a rather unhealthy relationship. And its only gotten worse. He has absolutely nothing nice to say to me at all. At lunch my son asked if we could do prayer and he started saying goofy things kids say and my asshole of a husband chimed in saying "and please help my lazy wife find a job." in prayer!??! I couldn't believe he did that. I have been searching for a job. Have sent out 30 some applications/resumes in the last 2 weeks. He's just so negative towards me all the time. I can't even bring myself to sleep in the same bed as him anymore, let alone have sex with him. I'm so tired of him. I really want him gone.I cant do this anymore. He's killing any self esteem I had left. I've been trying to better myself and he just isnt helping. I've asked him for a seperation and he just won't take me seriously. *sigh* i dont know what to do anymore!!

An Eternal Flame
There is a spark in the heart of darkness, that has grown throughout the years. A spark of love, a spark of hope, that could take away my fears. The fear of death, the fear of life, the fear of the unknown. All compounded by one more, the fear of being alone. There are no worries worth the time, at least that's what they say. Especially when those you love can make them go away. Experiences are best when shared with those you care about. The friends, family, and loved ones that you cannot do without. My spark has now ignited a light as bright as day. It shines upon a single path, to clearly mark the way. Like any flame it simply needed some tender loving care. For this reason I am thankful, because you were always there.

What Must You Think
What must you think? I’ve shouted and screamed I’ve blamed and let of steam I’ve tried everything I know I’ve even tried letting go I ask what must you think You must think I lied You must think I deceived In what I have said you must think I m crazy I m sorry for not letting me speak You must think I mean to upset you But its not what you think Things are not as bleak as you think I’ve said sorry and I’ve asked why But now so much time as gone by I don’t want to change the past I cant To try to heal wounds is all I want and build bridges that you can cross To let things end this way is so sad To forget a friend I once had I wish I could wish you happy birthday And wish I could give you a present A present with no cost A smile I wish I could give A smile I hope you have I wish you all the best I always have I m sorry for what you think I am As you read this I hope you think of me And I hope that brings you smile As I will always be a small fish in a big pond

Beauty
Beauty is an innate and emotional perception of life's affirmative and meaningful aspects within objects in the perceived world – e.g. vitality, fertility, health, happiness, goodness, and love. Cognition of "beauty" involves the interpretation of objects as being in balance and harmony with nature, which in turn elicits a sense and experience of attraction, affection, and pleasure. In its most profound sense, beauty is said to engender a salient experience of positive reflection with regard to the meaning of one's own being within natural life. An "object of beauty" may be anything that reveals or resonates with a personal meaning. Hence religious and moral teachings have often focused on the divinity and virtue of beauty, to assert natural beauty as an aspect of a spiritual beauty (e.g. truth) and to define all self-centered or materialistic pretensions as based in ignorance. The ancient story of Narcissus for example, deals with the distinction between recognizing beauty and fal

To Meditate!
The discipline in which we force ourselves by writing things, is the first step towards their realization. We can, in the conversation,avoid to answer the questions by being vague, often without even realizying it. When we write down our ideas, we are obliged to bend over details. It is more difficult to be deceived... or to deceive others.

A Poem Of Suffication
When does the envading darkness lift its cloud Lets me breath air into my lungs when will the hand upon my heart let go release the agony that seems to have control. turning in a spherical cage that spins on axles shaken apon its twirl. I grow sick I grow weak. How and why am I upon my knees? What is this .. these watery drops they moisten the sand and evaperate My eyes now blurred My body falling forth into the dark obessmal Alone and tainted Lost and unsure The worries of my mind My unthought ruin As time goes I hope to add mor eof my poetry. I have a few at Poetry.com With luck one day I mught win the prize

Sexual Arousal
In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction is often important for the survival of a sexually reproducing species, while in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, much sexual behaviour among humans is undertaken as a purely social activity. Common elements of sexual attraction in humansCertain aspects of what is sexually attractive to humans may differ amongst particular cultures or regions. Influencing factors may be determined more locally among sub-cultures or simply by the preferences of the individual. These preferences come about as a result of a variety of genetic, psychological, and cultural factors. The sexual attraction of one person to another depends on both people. Much of human sexual attractiveness is governed by physical attractiveness. This involves the impact one's appearance has on the senses, especially in the beginni

Playing The Victim Card When All Else Fails
Some people love to play the victim. Living for the misery they themselves create. Placing blame on those around them. Never gazing back into the mirror for they fear truth. The condemned sterotype left to rot among the masses nailed to the cross. Wrongly accused yet guilty by public opinion. Judged upon the words of an outright deception. A one sided distortion in which the defendant is bound and gagged. In the end when all is said and done we live up to our expectations however low they may be. I guess honesty is not really what people want to hear. They want to hear what makes them happy. Their selfishness dictates this to be factual. If things don't go their way well then we're all just assholes, aren't we?

For My Friends
Twisting turning spiralling down fading into darkness till I am found. Holding my heart and spilling its love falling from grace from heaven above. Staring out from the darkness around seeing nothing yet everything as a hand reaches down. Hand in mine pulling me free a friend and love someone not seen but who is always there to the top I am dragged. until around me stands my family and friends. This goes out to those that heave stood beside me, helped me, and guided me. for I know without your love I would not be where I am today. Thanks.. I am sure you all know who you are. Becasue you are all close to my heart. I give you all much love. Though they are not here are they may be hopefully those who know me know I adore them and it means alot.. nothing means as much to me as my friends and family.

I Do My Best Work With The Lites On Too
So.... I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

To All My Friends/ All Keepers
TO A KEEPER! ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone\'s mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes There isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents.

Relationships
Our futile endeavors to achieve happiness through other people invaiably lead to us changing who we are into something or someone that another person wants us to be. The problem that presents us with is that in each moment our needs and wants change, whether it be subtly or grandly, and this means that whoever is trying to please us, can never completely do so. Our clothes, hair, body-weight, hobbies, jobs, cars, houses, monetary assests, and even personalities are predicated with the goal of pleasing either a specific person or the opposite sex as a whole.

Don't Ask...
Those pics are for certain people... adding me as a friend won't get you in there. Most of the people with access have either met me in person or talked to me on the phone. Please don't think that by asking me for permission that I will let you in there. I'm not trying to be rude, but I am getting way too many requests for access. Enjoy the ones I do share... comment them, rate them and move along. Take care & Have fun!

The Storm Of My Life
Darkness surrounds me Pain is all I feel Like drowning in this air I breath is any of it real? Emotions overcome me I Cut but I dont feel the pain The storm of my life My tears are the rain People all around me Hurrying just to pass me by while im stuck in this moment slowly waiting to die The ones I love always seem to go away Its not fair why do they leave and I stay? Lifes full of joy and happyness or so they say If the world is so perfect then why do I want to leave If everything is expected why do I cover my arms with sleeves? Does it scare you? to see the marks of my fears? when you see these cuts do you realise my tears? Just someone to tell me again That they really do care to say thouse three words I stand in a crowded room yet I stand alone I live in a house but its not a home Does anyone feel the way I do? I Loved you so The thought of your touch The vision of your smile Once again Im wrapped in loveing arms away from reality and harm

Blasts
I think someone should be super sweet to me and buy me a blast :D that would be so killer and i'd be willing to make them a sign pic if they'd want :D Yeah i know lame that i'm begging but it's been so long since i've had one and i can't afford it right now to buy one myself :(

Hmm..mookie..dying For U :)
everyday is the same as previous one..am so bored..nothing is changig..what should i do?help me..make some suggestion pls..........mean time mookie..am dying for u..help me and rescue me:) u understood what i mean..:)

Downraters
ISNT IT FUNNY HOW WHEN PPL DOWNRATE U THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SAY WHY LIKE OH UR PROFILE TOO BRIGHT OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT THEY JUST HIDE BEHIND THE SCREEN GROW SOME BALLS AND SPEAK YOUR MIND PPL INSTEAD OF JUST HATING ON PPL FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate Those Fake Ass Contests!!!!!!!!
YES THERE ARE SOME USERS LIKE THAT WHO WANT TO USE PEOPLE TO GO TO HIGHER LEVEL KELLY MS PASSIONSCREATIONS.COM WHO THINK THEY ARE REAL BUT ORGANISE A FAKE ASS CONTEST .... SO BECAREFUL NEXT TIME FRIENDS AS LADIES LIKE HER JUST WANT TO GET ATTENTION AND WANT TO GO HIGHER UP ON LEVEL.... IN START SHE WAS ON ABOUT YES I WILL COUNT RATINGS AND COMMENTS BOTH BUT IN THE END SHE WAITED TILL HER FRIEND GOT A LEAD OF 25 COMMENTS AND WHEN SHE COUNTED SHE COUNTED RATING AS 1 COMMENT NOW EVERY ONE KNOWS IN EACH AND EVERY CONTEST YOU HAVE TO COUNT SINGLE RATING EQUALS TO 10 COMMENTS SO MY PICTURE WAS RATED 16 TIMES MORE THAN HER FRIEND.... SHE KNEW THAT I AM WINING SO SHE COUNTED RATING AS 1 AND ANOTHER PROOF THAT SHE WANT HER FRIEND TO WIN IS THIS THAT GO AND HAVE A LOOK AT HER BULLETIN SAYS MAKE HER FRIEND WIN ... DID YOU GUYS EVER SEEN AN ORGANISER TAKING SIDE OF ONE CONTESTANT ;) IT SHOWS EVERYTHING I DONT GIVE A DAMM ABOUT THREE DAYS BLAST AS I ALREADY HAVE LOT OF FRIENDS

Etherus & Aphrodite (by Adickt Of Passion)
Etherus & Aphrodite Though he had hired on for the stable with a good recommendation from his mentor, Faisal still felt uncomfortable. It wasn't so much the animals...they were his friends. He had become friends with each one quickly, each equine trusting him easily. No, it was the way he was treated from the family. That is all except for Kat. She was a princess of course. Yet she did not act like the rest of the family. When they looked towards him, they looked through him...after all, he was but a mere serf. Faisal smiled inwardly when Kat looked at him. It was as if she saw him for the man that he was...he felt whole and sure of himself. She was a beauty, tall, with smooth creamy white skin. Her dark hair was such a contrast against her white skin. Her eyes were light brown, soft and tender. Each day, Kat would come down to the stable for a ride. She would be dressed in tight fitting leathers...not at all that of a princess. Often she would laugh and joke with the hired ha