never hear a sub say to their Owner
10: How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
09: Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
08: Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
07: God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
06: And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
05: Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
04: Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
03: Who died and left you in charge?
02: Do your own damn laundry!
and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...
01: What do I look like, your maid?