If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.
If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.
If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.
If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.
If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.
If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.
