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Taking A Break
Hey to all my friends,fans and family, I just wanted to let you guys know that I have had a great time on here and have met some really nice people here.But the time has come for me to take a break from this place for a while...I will probably be back once in a while, I might not.Lots of stuff going on here that needs my attention.I have enjoyed meeting alot of you, and have grown very fond of you.I will miss you.Take care, and have fun.Keep safe yada yada,lol Huggs n kisses Trace

Larger Breast Trick
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.” Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks. “They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies. The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?” The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?”

What Classic Muscle Car Are You ?
What Classic Muscle Car are you ? You are the Corvette.Your One of the 1960's Corevette's.With the Big engine and the small frame your a big competitor at drag strips and race tracks with your sleek and Neat Look. Take this test

Introduction
My friends Jeff and Dan (Best Friends) decided to create a band around October of 2006. Working with only a guitar, keyboards and a laptop computer they started working on creating music and some with lyrics. On November 18th of 2006, the three of us where out at a local bar. Being pretty tipsy and not caring, I started singing to the music play off the box. Dan had already heard me sing Tool's song 46-2 in my mothers van one day and asked me to join him and Jeff. But it wasnt until that night, Jeff heard me sing. Really liking what he heard he also asked me to join them when we returned to his house. I had never really realized how much people enjoy my voice and that inspired me to start trying to sing around people. On November 19th of 2006, we got together and it was my first time sitting in on the creation process of making music. There was a great and wonderful feeling that came over me. I was there, giving my ideas on the music that one day everyone will hear. In Decembe

Rugburns
from our first encounter, when i stumbled off the chair trying not to let you know that i was lost in the haze around you on the ride to the hospital i thought, gettin casts on both arms isn't how i pictured our first date. you read my thoughts and laughed i was gonna thrill you but instead i took the fall. i shocked you with my randomness, i believed, so a better suiter is what i tried to concieve i thought you wanted inscents to enhance the romantic mood when all you wanted was me, some beer and the tube. i feel as if i know from the things that i conjure up on my own, i think they are your thoughts your thoughts to roam so i will do you the favor and let me down softly for you. no matter how much you resist i will end this for you because i figure that your heart will insist while you lips will resist I'll be the one that will ruin our love then curse the heavens for taking away my true love i will call you tomorrow and totolly deny today and ask you to come over and if you might wa

What Type Of Gamer Are You?
What Type of Gamer Are You? Role Playing GameYou're the type of person who likes to take it nice and slow, leveling up your character for some easy times on those hard bosses. You're an addict to both turn base and real time, and there's nothing you can't do when you use a little bit of that magical energy...including torching your neighbor's lawn with that fireball spell! Take this test

Seriously Serious
I've always tried to make logical decision (when i'm not drunk) that are based from situation from my past and times that are similar to the one at hand Sometimes this thinking saves me stress for instance I like this chick and i thought she was great it turned out she was a little pomiscuous, everyone that know me from the past will say "what the hell, who are you to talk" iand i would expect that. Ive changed over the years i'm not that dirt bag anymore. I believe that love is destined to fuck you why becaused i failed at it so many times i rarely fail at anything that's why i have hose beliefs how is it i can excell in everthing else but trying to care for someone when your reputation says that you are not allowed i don't know half the things about me that others tell me it's really weird at thepoint im at now relationship wise "it like i'm afraid of oxygen, seriously" i need it so bad and also desire it but im just afraid that my lungs won't b

Salary Raise
Salary Raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays. I work in a damp environment and don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. Your initiative is unpredictable, at times you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You are constant

Ian Is A Lard Asss
Oh Ian your eating is making me want to puke your smell and your body is like that of a karaboo i think you should try to keep some things out of your mouth the fridge and the cabinets appear to be on a strike it is the result of you eating everything in sight oh Ian your eating is causing me great alarm stop nibbling no bitting you are hurting my arm Oh Ian im not kidding please stop messing around get off me your heavy now i'm pinned to the ground Oh Ian your eating had cause a great rift Two birds with one stone Ian does not want to eat anymore and i am dead.

Bush Fights To Quash Vote Of No Confidence
Bush fights to quash vote of no confidence 19 Jan 2007 A beleaguered President [sic] George W Bush was battling yesterday to prevent Republican rebels in Congress joining Democrats to pass a vote of no confidence in his Iraq policy.

Just Got A Call From Work
Ok...For those of you that really know me you know what I do for a living. I'm a 911 dispatcher. Well, I got off work this morning at 6am. I was working from 6am to 6 pm. Then over a year ago I wanted to go to nights. I work from 6pm to 6am. Yes I work 12 hour shifts. But, I only work 3 days one week and 4 days the next. YEAH!!!!! Anywyas, I was laying on my couch just dozing off today when my phones rings. It is my boss..I'm half asleep. She is like we are changing the shifts around. Do you want to go back to days? I tell her NO..I love being on nights. So, I'm losing my partner. We work very well together. I'm not happy about this. My current partner and I have worked together for over a year now. We have a nice pattern. My officers know they can do there jobs and know that we have there backs. I'm not looking forward to this at all. I know I have to be positive. However, I know things aren't going to be very good at work. My new partner won't like coming to nights. It

If Only I Could Slip This Into Her Drink
Expose the exposure to me the glimpse of a fictional reality I can't and won't believe. I said you where a Diamond just because you are tough well i really am a virus and the host is us Can we try us? Can we devide our small details to reveal something precious a treasue so desireable Indiana Jones would be jealous and would try to obtain but it would be just for us to share to have to love........ when i snap my fingers you will wake up...

Symbols Of Imbolc
Feb. 2nd - Candlemas (Imbolc) Tarot Card: The Star Altar Decorations: snowflake cut-outs, white and yellow flowers, a crown of thirteen candles, a sprig of evergreen, Witches broom or Besom, statue of Triple Goddess in her Maiden phase. Herbs: angelica, basil, bay, benzoine, heather, myrrh Incense: basil, myrrh, wisteria Gods & Goddess': Brigid (Celtic Goddess of Fire, wisdom and poetry, calving), Aradia (daughter of Diana) Colors: white, red, pink Gemstones: amethyst, garnet, onyx, turquoise Food: Seeds, poppy, sesame, sunflower, poppyseed breads and cakes, herbal teas Lore: Fertility and growth are celebrated at this time. Initiations into groups or covens are convened at this time. One tradition calls for the lighting of all lamps or candles in the home just for a few moments to honor the suns return. Persephone returns from the pool re-born.

I Love You More T Han Ike Loved Tina...
If you where an ocean i would pay some jerk fifty buck just to tie a cement block to my legs and through me into you the sweetest death You being a substance would surely warrant abuse, i would sell both kidney's just for the smallest hit of your toxic poison the sweetest death i would be in heaven dying in a cancerous bliss after you engulf me, my immunites will oblige or maybe even assisst in the assimilation you me us just one, the sweetest death i'll look at you if you where death straight in the eyes and that would be the life that would flash as my life leaves me. the sweetest death.

The Demise Of The Tough Guy Gang
"Doesn't he look so pretty in that pink shirt." is what they said if only they could have know the truth. "Hey, guys let's go be some tought guys,let's go be some jerks." They should have thought twice, cause now they are all dead. One got this bat to the face repeatedly until his nice clean white tee was saturated with the blood that once flowed through his tough guy veins A brick to the face will usually change anybody disposition "How does that brick taste, tough guy?" i had to taunt a little, they did ask for it. Suffocation is the key cause i would hate to get any of this fat lards blood all over me now tough guy what are you gonna do when the kid you try to pick on picks back on you One of the pricks tried to get away but me and my buddy convinced him to stay, and my buddy goes by the name Mr. AK. Only thing you gotta remember if your gonna be a memeber of a gang of rowdy Tough guys is to make sure the toughness is legit cause you life might end

One Flaw In A Woman..
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the

Would You Help
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when their bored. . . send this to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did....because you are my friend.

For A Reason
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take

The Toilet For President
Hangin around, what we got to do? SQUAT We some money But it sure isn't alot amost of it will probably be blown on pot. In the park tryin to find a big tree IN a hurry cause i really have to pee and in this city to pee isn't free. It's getting tough im about to explode i'm gettin nervous my heart for a comode, This is an ode an ode to the comode. Whether porcelin or outhouse or whole in the ground i'd like to say that you never ever make me frown unless it's in a good way unless it's in a good way unless it's in a good way when gettin rid of my waste my waste my waste my waste this is an ode an ode to the comode

I Bet You'd Love Me If I Could Play The Banjo
ALL these things i try to do they don't made a damn to you You just turn and walk away or stand there laughing in my face. Maybe if i where more athletic in the gym six times a week or maybe you'd prefer a scholor instead of me your current comic geek. Maybe if i where a famous author four best sellers and the cover of News week maybe then you would love me and the prospect for romance wouldn't look so bleak What if i was a famous banjoist and drove my tractor on the street twanggin and banggin on my banjo and sing sappy songs of you and me but alas i can't play the banjo and i hope my rhyme has let you see playing the banjo is for losers and that is something i could never be........

As Randim Aspapa Smurf Playing Pictionary With Steven Hawkins
Im green with envy and blue over you not really Truth is i'm as eager as beaver but im not a fan of chewing wood i prefer to chew the fat. *bop *bop *bop It still doesn't work to bash my head in the attempts to rattle the old bear from hyper hibernation, failed. what season is this, it tastes delicious on this fish but i would prefer it on a big apple. Yeah, i started from u but there are alot more letters before yours I can't sort the mail i don't have the patients nor am i cerifed to operate but i can subscribe something for what ails. EAT IT ALL AND SAVE NOTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE Apologize to the hungry while you naw on their bones Don't paint the house to cover the blood on the walls move to an apartment and get a lap dog named spirit Be a little silly, it makes old and boring people envy you I will always want to play the game i desire most of the times is LIFE until i get a bad roll. if insanity i

Romance In Quicksand
ROMANCE IN QUICKSAND In my last blood soaked breath, now I will hope and pray Some how Some way My demise won't cause you anymore pain So as my death won't be completely in vain And if your choice is me To bare the hate I will swear to be The only one who believes That my departure from this life Will be the only things I've done right So as I leave you I'd like to say that Don't believe me when I say that I have no fear The destination isn't clear but I know it's not here I will admit to you my wrongs and attempt to apologize with this song I don't have to close my eyes I've already died in side It's become apparent to me That I may be embracing insanity I know it's hard to believe But I truly cared, please believe So now I say Goodnight my precious victim ….. It's really funny that something so dark came out right now especially since im in such a good mood. Oh well

Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explosions are pretty After I was laid down to sleep I prayed to my father That you could burn with me We'd bid a farewell to our flesh and sunshine's and moonbeam and things like that Goodbye to roses and dreamers and hell-o to torture But you refused my invite And the tickets have already been paid for What's the point of stopping to smell the roses the roses are dead To forever be in sunshine would be purgatory for me I need to bathe in the crud so as the prospect of the shower That your essence cleans me with can be more almost deserving as if I endured the torture for the prize. Of course I should have chosen door number one Now I'm alone To bare it Alone I need this bad I guess more than any other My dreams are a constant that never waiver's. For a being that wants, everything means nothing, and something unknown to that being is the only thing that will satisfy When my father comes for me

This Brain Taste Funny(zombie Loving Pt.!)
ZOMBIE LOVING Please don't move I Don't want you To see I'm crying I feel like dying And soon Oh so soon So will you………. THE ONLY WAY I WANNA SEE YOU IS FACE DOWN COVERED IN BLOOD LIKE A BANANA I WANNA PEEL YOU FLESH CARVE FUNNY CHARACTER IN YOUR CHEST THEN I 'LL GO FEED THE PIGS WITH THE REST, SO I DON'T SEE YOU, I WILL. i'LL TURN MY FACE TO THE GROUND THAT WHERE I'M GOING NOW AND WHEN I'M COVERED IN DIRT THE ONLY TRUE CONnECTION WITH THIS EARTH FROM HERE I'LL CRAWL INto YOUR HEAD AND REBIRTH YOU AS ONE OF THE UNDEAD It'll be like we just met You won't remember all that shit I said And we will be together for all time. And now that Our love has Found its strength In suffering and murdering Here's a tissue my dear There's a little brain On your face..

Imbolg 1992 - Julia Phillips
Imbolg 1992 Julia Phillips Temple in darkness, apart from the Yule log in the center. Brigid in her bed on the small altar. Lots of unlit candles in sand pots around the room. All enter as usual, and the Circle is cast in the normal manner. After the central invocations: HP: says: Awake O Earth from your slumbers! Awake O Sun and restore the Earth! Mother - we are in darkness. HPS picks up a jug of water, and pours it into the cauldron saying: HPS: The waters are broken. The ice melting towards Candletime. Blood has been along the track, but now the ways are clear of death. Old and grey I was, but here in the mystery of the waters I am renewed. For I am the one you sought, but could not find. For I was singing to my child unseen, beneath the hills of birch and rowan. HPS takes the asperge, and all circle around her chanting the Witches Rune. She asperges each person as they pass, and on the last round, hands each person a white candle. When everyone has a candle, the

Hillary Clinton Launches Historic Bid For President
Hillary Clinton launches historic bid for president 20 Jan 2007 Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton embarked on a widely anticipated campaign for the White House on Saturday, a former first lady intent on becoming the first female president. "I'm in and I'm in to win," she said on her Web site.

Imbolg Ritual - Kalioppe -
Imbolg Ritual -Kalioppe- Two women are selected to represent the Maiden and the Crone. The Priestess will represent the Mother. The members of the group should bring with them the candles which they will use for the year for blessing. The altar is at the Northeast and is covered with a white cloth. Evergreens are used as decoration. A basket filled with tiny bundles of straw or wheat rests on the altar [there should be one bundle for every person participating in the ritual], as well as two (2) white candles. A black ribbon at least twelve (12) inches in length is placed in the basket. A single white flower tied with a white ribbon (to symbolize Bride) and the wand rest together in front of the altar. Four (4) white candles stand between the quarter candles. The cauldron is placed at the South, and a white candle is situated inside. A dark colored scarf or shawl (for the Crone) and a bouquet of flowers (for the Maiden) are on the altar, as well as a single white taper (for th

Wanted: Idols
So what I daydream a lot, that has already been proven a fact from my random rambles about nothing. I often wonder what I'm daydreaming about when I'm interrupted, I usually sit and ponder this and that for hours on end staring out a window. Usually when i recall the subject matter it always ends up blurry as hell only remembering points and pieces no connectivity. I understand that it's not outrageous to believe that I should be out enjoying my health and my youth but right now there are pressing matters I need to deal with and this is the only way, secluded from everything until I can find a resolve for this conflict that has been pestering me for the last couple months, plus I like being alone sometimes it helps get back to the basis of who i am, it's only an opinion. I like bats, horror movies, alien invaders, werewolves, vampires plus alot of other sickshit that i won't say that i like in front of my mother. I have no mental illness's and I don't hear voices or anything like that,

Could I Have This Dance
Could I have this dance I probably might have asked you If my shirt wasn't all wet from perspiration I figured you would notice it and then clown on me for it Plus you know my palms where extra sweaty What girl wants to dance with a guy with sweaty palms? Do you even want to dance? Are you content to sitting? I fucking hate to dance but I want be near you That sounds corny I wouldn't dance with me if I where you Why didn't you know my hearts yearning? Why couldn't you see? Now you are dancing with an even sweatier guy that isn't me Your partner is another and my situation the pits !

Nineteen Candles Are Lit For Brigid
Nineteen Candles Are Lit For Brigid Note: Here are the 19 priestesses represented. In a dedication to Brigid, an invocation for healing, or prior to initiation where Brigid will be asked for blessing, or in celebration of Herself, spelled candles so imbued might be used. Packets of the 19 may be made for Bridgit dedicants, also, and so blessed. Your first candle lit is your sunrise birth: the flame of your house reaching Ceugant's brow. Second is the spark of your union with Bress, son of Elathan. Third is the pillar of fire, as you took the veil, rising high and clear. Fourth are brothers, Dagda the father, Broadb the Red, Medar, Ogma, and Aenghus. Fifth is eternal life's spring: that sings your name, in crystal gaze. Sixth is the flame on your Altar, that never dies. Seventh is the grove at LLandwynwn, on Mora's shore, where lovers tryst. Eight is the strength of your oxen of Dil - Fea and Fernea, the red and the black. Ninth is the sigh of your breath,

Candle Blessing
Candle Blessing Blessings be upon thee, O creature of light! Thrice blessed little herb! Herb o' grease, with thy waxen stem and thy blossom of flame! Thou art more potent against spells and terrors and the invisible menace than fennel or dittany or rue. Hail! antidote to the deadly nightshade! Blossoming in the darkness, thy virtues are hearts ease and quiet sleep. Sick people bless thee, and women in travail, and people with haunted minds, and all children. (To be spoken when a new candle is anointed with oil, or when candles are being made -- when wax is being poured or the candle dipped -- preferably on Candlemas) Coven of New Gwynedd, as posted by Gwydion 6/29/94

Imbolc - A Ritual For Two
Imbolc - A Ritual for Two Adapted from J. Broch and Veronica MacLer's "Seasonal Dance" Preparation Decorate the Circle with buds of flowers, if availble. All element candles and other candles around the circle should be white. Ring the Circle with small white candles. Place the cauldron and three large white candles on the altar, ringed with new greenery. Each person should have a small, unlit white taper (3 inch) and a slip of paper with the words to the songs as he or she enters the circle. Because this is the festival when the ewes begin producing milk for the newborn lambs, use milk or a beverage like Irish Creme Liquor in the chalice. The Ritual Priestess invokes the elements. She moves deosil to the North (Earth) quarter and speaks. Spirits of the empty fields, waiting silently under a blanket of snow, join us in greeting our lady bright. The Priestess then moves to the East (Air) quarter. Spirits of the warming winds, blowing ever stron

A Festival Of Lights
Imbolc - February 2 Imbolc is a festival of lights to herald the coming of spring. A popular Imbolc activity is to prepare seed for spring planting. Lay out the altar with your regular altar tools and add these extras: a bowl of earth with a seed of some sort, as many white tapers on the altar as is safe, and seasonal decorations, such as evergreens, sun wheels, or a cup of melted snow. The altar cloth shall blue, and the altar candles shall be green and white. Cast the sacred circle, and invoke the God and the Goddess. Then bring the seed and dish of earth or planting pot to the front of the altar. Hold the seed in your hand, knowing that it is the beginnings of life. Bless it in this manner: In my hands I hold the seed of beginnings, of life, wisdom, and of coming spring. I ask the God and the Goddess to place a blessing on it so that it may prosper in the coming season. Think of something you want. It could be a request of the God and the Goddess, or

Imbolc Ritual
Imbolc Ritual Adapted from Edain McCoy's The Sabbats Cleanse and cast the circle. Then call the elements in the manner with which you are most comfortable. We used the corner callings from Spiral Dance, by Starhawk. The high priestess takes the chalice from the alter and holds it up to the sky. HPS: Blessed Lady Goddess, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season. Coveners: Blessed be the Lady. The high priest takes the athame from the altar and holds it up to the sky. HP: Blessed Lord God, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season. Coveners: Blessed be the Lord. The Virgin Goddess leaves the circle. She comes to the edge of the circle with her candle wheel in her hands. She should stand at the West quarter (the doorway to the Land of the Dead). The high priestess will cut a doorway in the circle and allow the Goddess to enter. Everyone should greet her in their own way (verbal, motion

Simple Imbolc Rite For Solitaire
Simple Imbolc Rite for Solitaire You will need a corn maiden and a priapic wand. A lit candle in cauldron in south and some twigs of evergreen besides the cauldron. Prepare Brigid´s Bed This is done by dressing the corn doll in a white cloth and any other ornaments. Then place it in a basket or on a mat. Then lay the priapic wand across the doll and place two altar candles, one on either side, beside the basket. Say: Bride is come. Bride is Welcome. (three times) Take the besom and ritually sweep the circle doesil, then return the besom beside the altar. Kneel before the cauldron. Pick up the twigs and set fire to each in turn. Then blow out each flame and place in cauldron beside the candle. Say: Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring: Say farewell to what is dead and greet each living thing. Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring.

Solitaire Imbolc Ritual
Solitaire Imbolc Ritual Micheal Hall On your altar should be placed a circle of 13 stones and, within the circle of stones, a circle of 13 candles. Within the circle of candles should be spread some maize - i.e. corn meal - and in that a waxen female candle to symbolize the Goddess on your altar. On the eastern side of the altar should be placed a small sheaf of grain with a candle inserted inside it. You should dress in your usual ceremonial garb for Magickal rites or skyclad, as you prefer. Retire to bathe in salt-water (use sea salt) before the ritual. As you do so picture the water cleansing the soul and spirit, just as it cleanses the body. When you have dressed, anoint yourself with a holy oil. When you have prepared yourself, sit in a dim quiet place and light a candle - ONE THAT IS NOT BEING USED IN THE RITES - and meditate on how at this time of year the Goddess in her fiery aspect AS LIGHT was welcomed back into the Temples and the Homes of the land. Take this candl

Sisterspirit Candlemas Ritual
SisterSpirit Candlemas Ritual February 1996 SisterSpirit traditionally celebrates the fire festival of Candlemas for our February ritual. In this ritual, we honor all the Fire Goddesses, but especially the Celtic Goddess Brigid, in her aspect of Goddess of the Forge. Candlemas is a time of anticipation of rebirth. It's still very cold outside, and while some buds are starting to swell, most growth is still dormant, at least to the naked eye. But appearances don't change the energy we feel. We know that life is stirring again in the seed. We're starting to get a little antsy. With this ritual, our circle's energy joined in the growing energy all around us. We followed Brigid into her secret forge and let her do her work on us. We're still in the Echo Theater, our home during the cooler months. About 30 women participated. Here's the ritual program: Casting the Circle In a break from our usual custom of casting the circle by the actions of those entering within it, three wom

You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a Redneck if: 1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." 2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. 3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival". 4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays. 5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem. 6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. 7. You've never burned an American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did. 8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. 9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. 10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend. ...If you got the above from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about above. ...God Bless the USA...!!!

Candlemas, Coven Of New Pathways
Candlemas Ritual Here's an old Candlemas Ritual from the Coven of the New Pathways, circa 1994. If you wish to use in part or in whole, feel free. Before the altar lay the biddy and parapetic wand and two unlit white candles in holders, a bouquet of greens with early spring flowers and a dark shawl, broomstick and cauldron set a south gate, by it are twigs of evergreen, holly, bay, rosemary and boxwood. HP give P Fivefold kiss: Blessed be thy feet, that have brought thee in these ways, Blessed be thy knees that shall kneel at the sacred altar, Blessed be thy phallus without which we would not be, Blessed be thy breasts, erect in form and strength, Blessed be thy lips, that shall utter the sacred names. P gives HP fivefold kiss: Blessed be thy feet, that have brought thee in these ways, Blessed be thy knees that shall kneel at the sacred altar, Blessed be thy womb without which we would not be, Blessed be thy breasts, erect

1.20.07
I hate not being sure. I'm sitting here reading 'industry' stuff - and I'm engaged and feeling passioniate about WHERE I can fall in that and WHAT I can contribute. Then I feel lonely because I don't know any other marketers. And even if I did, the worry that I'd be communicating ideas with other marketers is a major trust issue. I don't know what it will take for me to "break out of the box" but it needs to happen, I really just need to start earning some revenue, I've worked for little to nothing for years helping build people/ideas/companies, that it's time that I need to get compensated. I'm half frustrated and half hopeful. And almost spaced out because my father thinks spraypainting in the kitchen is a good idea and I've been exposed to this lack of air for two or three days now. XO, Bam

Annfwn Candlemas Ritual
Candlemas Ritual The following ritual derives from The Mysts of Annwfn Book of Shadows, and was publicly conducted by Goddess Moon Rising Coven in San Diego, Ca. on Imbolg, 1988, and by The Mysts of Annwfn Coven in Mesa, Az. at Pagan Arizona Network's Imbolg celebration in 1993. This ritual appeared in NightScapes, Vol. 1, No. 5 (a journal of Magick, Paganism and the Occult). Subscriptions are $13.00 a year/six issues, sample copy $3.00. Write to: NightScapes, P.O. Box 4559, Mesa, Az 85211-4559. Phone (602) 898-3551. Information on The Mysts of Annwfn (who publishes NightScapes), may also be obtained by contacting the above information. The following ritual calls for the participation of eight people, and is best performed at a large gathering. The participants include: The Maiden Goddess, the Young Lord, the High Priestess, the High Priest, and the four Watchtowers. Specific items needed for this ritual are: a Crystal Ball, a cross of rushes, a mat, a basket, a phallic

Candlemas Sabbat
Candlemas Sabbat Begin by erecting an altar, facing north. Place before it a consecrated besom (a straw broom). Prepare a crown of thirteen candles and place it on the center of the altar. At each side of the crow, place a candle of the appropriate Sabbat color. To the left, place a censer of the appropriate incense and a sprig of evergreen. (A sprig of the previous year’s Yule tree or wreath may also be used as an altar decoration.) To the right, Place a chalice of water (fresh rainwater or melted snow, if at all possible), a small dish of dirt or sand, and a consecrated athame. Cast a circle about nine fee in diameter around the altar, using white chalk or paint. Sprinkle a bit of salt inside the circle and then trace the circle in a clockwise direction with a consecrated ceremonial sword, or a will wand, and say: With salt and sacred sword I consecrate and invoke thee O Sabbat Circle of magick and light. In the sacred name of brigit And under her pro

Bardic Imbolc Ritual
Bardic Imbolc Ritual by the White Bard Materials * a candle for each covener present. * a MAIDEN, dressed in white. * a Crown of Light, made from three, six, or nine candles. * a BARD/GREEN MAN. * a DARK LORD, dressed in dark clothing, and holding a dark cloak. The place of ritual should be set up, away from the gathered participants. It is more than a good idea to manage bathrooms and such like before the circle is closed. This Mystery is not something any of the participants should miss out on! The BARD should stand to the WEST, unless otherwise specified in the ritual. HPS Go we now to the sacred place And stand within the sacred space Turn your minds to sacred things And dance with me unto the ring! HP and HPS lead the coven to the place of ritual by a spiral dance, ending in a circle around the altar. The cauldron should be at the south. The Bard/Green Man dances at the end of the line. A good song to sing here is "

Why Men Die First Again
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you a

Hillary Clinton Is A Twat
Normally, I wouldnt bitch about any politician on this site, but, I have a blog, and well. I feel like venting, so tuff. Who the fuck does this person think she is? Everyone keeps talking about Hillary for president, blah blah blah. But, if anyone can give me just ONE example, just ONE, of anytime this bitch actually answered a question w a direct answer. The answer is never!! She will not take a stand on anything!! When she is asked if she is a Mets or Yankees fan, she says both, what the fuck is that? Dont say that because you dont wanna lose 6 voters from Queens or 6 from Manhatten. Take a god dam stand!! Just like every other politician, she goes with the flow of the moment, no principles at all. And by the time she announces she will be running, the race will be over!! Just a little advice Mrs. Clinton, if u cant manage a marriage, what makes you think you can manage the country? Especially when our biggest enemies beliefs include woman should be kept indoors and wear burkas o

Other Activities
OTHER ACTIVITIES ° Make the Bride's Bed using the Corn Doll made the previous Lughnassadh. Dress the doll in white or blue with a necklace that represents the seasons. Lay it in a long basket adorned with ribbons; light white candles on either side of the basket, and say... Welcome the bride both maiden and mother; rest and prepare for the time of the seed; cleansed and refreshed from labors behind her; with the promise of spring she lays before me. Next morning, remove the dress and scatter the wheat outdoors, or if you used corn, hang it up in a tree for the squirrels and birds. This can be seen in terms of the Lady's recovery from the birthing bed and readiness to begin the turning of the seasons anew. The Imbolc Corn Doll represents the mother nurturing her son, who will grow and become her husband. This is the earth and the sun, which is still weak but gaining in strength. If you did not make a doll last Lughnassadh, do not fret. Make one anew. Just remember NEXT time to

Re-dedication Ritual
REDEDICATION RITUAL Dip forefinger into the anointing oil and make the sign of the solar cross over the third eye. Arms upraised, say... Lady and Lord, I call out to thee! I hold you in honor and know that I am one with all the things of the earth and sky. My kin are the trees and the herbs of the field, the animals and stones through the seas and the hills. The fresh waters and deserts are built out of thee, and I am of you and you are of me. Lower arms and say... I call upon you to grant my desire. Let me rejoice in my oneness with all things and let me love the life that emanates from my Lady and my Lord into all things. I know and accept the creed: that if I do not have that spark of love within me, I will never find it outside myself, for love is the law and love is the bond! And this do I honor when I give honor to the Lady and the Lord. Kiss your right palm, hold your hand high, and say... My Lady and my Lord, known to me, I stand before you both and dedicate m

Preparing Your Altar & Ceremony For Imbolc
PREPARING YOUR ALTAR ° Altar candles should be white only. ° Incense should be benzoin or vanilla. ° Circle may be decorated with white flowers. ° Circle candles should always be for the elementals (green, yellow, red, and blue). ° Lay your magick broom (besom) upon the altar. ° Have a white votive candle in the cauldron. ° Have rosemary and bay to burn. ° Have extra wine. INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE CEREMONY Sweep circle area; lay out circle and altar items; bathe and robe. Light incense and altar candles. Ring bell three times and say, "The circle is about to be cast and I freely stand within to greet my Lady and my Lord. Take center candle from altar, light each candle of the circle moving north, then east, south and west and say, (N) I call upon light and earth at the north to illuminate and strengthen the circle. (E) I call upon light and air at the east to illuminate and enliven the circle. (S) I call upon light and fire at the south to illuminate and warm the

If I Had My Life To Live Over
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains. I would have cried and laughed

Imbolc
Imbolc Imbolc (also known as Candlemas, Oimelc, Lady Day, Imbolg and Bridemas) falls on February 1 & 2. At this time winter starts to lose its grip and symbolizes the quickening of the earth. This is a fire festival, with the emphasis on light rather than heat. Lambs are being born now, bringing with them a fresh supply of milk which in former times helped the people make it through the winter. Imbolc, in fact, is translated as "in the bag"(teat). Some have translated this to mean "in the belly", referring to pregnant animals, but I feel that since many animals are being born at this time, "in the bag" makes more sense. Imbolc is one of the Cross-Quarter days, which in magick are termed the Greater Sabbats. In some traditions the Mother Goddess has recovered from the Yule birth of the Sun, while in others the crone (or cailleach) of winter is being transformed into the maiden of spring (in mythology hags turn into beautiful women at crucial periods of transformation). The God is

Dear John
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > Dear Ricky, > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. > > Love, Becky > > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. > > There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: > > > Dear Becky, > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > > Take Care, Ricky

Saying How It Is !!! Introduction
www.hostdrjack.com I am here for fun & fun only!!You can call me Sam & yes I am 100% woman. Please don't take offense to what I have to say it is just who I am. I hate drama & to be honest I don't care what people think nor do I care what they say. If you don't like what I say or show then it will not hurt my feelings that you donot come back.I am a very upfront person & think it is great to meet new friends.I will not play victim to this Internet bullshit when it is for entertainment purposes anyway.If it goes the other way then GREAT!! As you will see I am a great person to get to know I just wanted to lay the boundaries to where I am coming from.This will be posted here in this blog as well as the about me SECTION. I will not say I am this or that,if you choose to get to know me then you will find out if it is me or not,otherwise just enjoy getting to get to know me as I get to know you. I will say this now I donot care for my photo's getting taken,you want it take it.I have

Wow
Last night I had the wildest sex ever, haha i don't know how I'm going to work today, I can't even see or walk straight. Nothing better than that sex you have right at the begining of a relationship! Just thought I'd share. . . .

Plz Help Out A New Friend.. Hey Guys... She's A Cutie!!
Beth 'blahidontlikeyou hope to be back soon~PATRON FAMILY~' Yepsen is in the "Not your typical girl next door contest ... ck it out and see if you could leave her some votes - shes currently running behind!!! Click Here Not Your Typical Girl Next Door Contest! Thank you so much! Luv&Hugs, ~Mz Mic~

Plz Help My Baby Out!
~ King is in a contest and i need ur help ~ King is in a contest and i plan to win this one here! plz stop by and drop comments contest runs to the 26th so i got some time but right now he's in the lead let's keep him there! thanks maria click on the pic to conment bomb!

First Leave
Well this recruit finally got his first weekend off from CFLRS St. Jean. The Last two weeks have been quite interesting this recruit finally realized where he trully belongs. Prior too the miliary this recruit thought that being an individual was what set someone apart from everyone else until this recruit realized that being part of the entity of the CF (Canadian Forces) was the pinicle of unselfish sacrific. Now here is alittle about BMQ on arrival this recruit was stationed in green sector t-600 for admin week (aka week zero) and was posted too platoon R0021E more affectionatly known as ROOZIE Platoon. Everything went well till Friday when this recruit performed his VO2 Max Test where he failed the physical fitness and was transfered too the RFT Platoon (Recruit Fitness Training) On the monday during PT (Physical Training) this recruit managed too injure one of his arms and was sent too the MIR (Medical facility) where he was clasified as Unfit for duty and was tranfered agai

Her Fire By Daniel Baas
~Her Fire~ A soul that sings of truth & love Awaken new life To worlds above A star shinning In darkened eyes Portal to her soul The liar's demise A warrior woman is she A higher caliber Beware through her fire's storm She'll love you if you love her A wise woman is she A beauty to be held The fury of her fire My heart's ice would melt By Daniel Baas *This poem was written for me one night as he laid in my bed as I worked. I found it laying on my bedside table. I read it after he left for work and it made me weep.

A Little Joke For You.
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?" Feeling

It Never Last!!!
I've been coming here day after day looking at beautiful women and their hellashis bodies and I must say there has been alot of 20's out there, but what I want to get at, is this. No matter how much we rate each other or how many times we're rated, we still crave for more and more, I'm included in the equation!!! We all love ourselves, but oftentimes we seek the love of others to try and validate or to secure the love we have for ourselves. And, that's usually what happens on here! This is a wonderful place to meet people, but we all know that this is a means of letting go and feeling free to be who you really are. We view each others pictures and see things that are very tempting, but after the day it leaves you temporarily satisfied. There's really no fulfillment in all this. I'm in no way trying to encourage anyone to stop coming to this site!!! But what I'm getting at is, is it really satisfying you or are you being fulfilled? Just a thought!

One Tired S.o.b
all last week i have rated so many pic comments that i could'nt rate anymore. it would not let me yesterday and i needed about 7 or 8 thousand more points getting to the next level, so last night when i got off work i stayed on here all night rating profiles untill finally at about 7 this mornen i finally rated enough to get to my new level, and i am one tired S.O.B. imagine rate profile give you what 3 points each. it was tuff but i did it. now my thought for the day was it worth stayen up like that just to get to the next level~~~~~~~ hell yes. my tired ass blog for the day,

Every Time
Every time we met I feel something inside of me Something woke up From a deep sleep I feel my heart beating I know it beats for you But I don’t dare to tell you Every time , When the darkness has fallen We say each other Good night It is hard to say goodbye to you Without you knowing How much I love you

Need Help!!
I'm trying to reach the next level, because I've been stuck on the one I'm at for almost 3 weeks now. Help me out by rating, commenting, or adding me if you haven't already. Give a guy some support. Please!

Tarot
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Gifted
You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy. You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy100%You have the Gift of Discernment88%You have the Gift of Wisdom88%You have the Gift of a Seer69%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet50%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision50%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Blonde Caller
JACK'S TELEPHONE NUMBER... Blonde Caller: "I need to talk with Jack. Can you give me his telephone number?" Operator: "I'm sorry, who are you talking about." Blond Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. "So what's his number?"

Tribute Ink Contest Updates
~ Tribute Ink Contest Updates as follows ~ 1st Place is...... With 1022 comments 2nd Place is...... With 468 comments 3rd Place is...... With 301 comments 4th Place is...... With 67 comments 5th Place is...... with 139 comments Remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests maria

Grandma And Grandkid Updates
~ Grandma and Grand kid contest Open Now ~ I'm starting and grandma and grandkid contest if u want to enter please send me a link to my inbox and i'll put u in Here they are...... 1st Place...... with 4572 comments 2nd Place...... with 1892 comments 3rd Place...... with 403 comments 4th Place...... with 55 comments Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contests. Contest will start 1/17 thur 1/24 Will count comments + rates = scores thank you maria ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 7/21/07 ~~L.O.D. Member ~~@ CherryTAP

My Cheokee
In great sorrow it grows A beautiful white rose Nourished by silent rain the result of the Cherokee's pain Taken in evil greed and pillages Cherokees were driven from their villages So heavy of spirit and heart As their clans were torn apart Stripped of dignity and pride tears and blood fell along the trail's side Where so many hearts died Cherokee hearts looked up to the sky Their brave spirits asked the Creator why ... When women and children were weak and dying Some kneeling at broken bodies lying ... All along the trail's struggling line ... The Braves asked the Creator for a sign There along the heartbroken trail where their spirit's teardrops fell White roses bloomed along the way as their brave hearts trudged each day Despite heart breaking cold snows Clans separated and tears shed Along our heart's trail forever grows a beautiful white Cherokee rose The spirit of this beautiful white rose in Cherokee hearts still grows ... From hearts and

Ancient Chambers Span Across Beneath Northern Arizona
Saturday, April 27, 1991 ARIZONA DAILY SUN, Flagstaff, Arizona New Orleans (AP) -- Three young archaelogists came to Northern Arizona and crept through sacred rooms, over rocky precipes and by dangerous rattlesnakes to discover a huge complex of catagombs that could rewrite theories about the Indians of the southwestern United States. "It's absolutely mind-numbing. We would have never believed it could have existed," John W. Hohman, one of the three archaeologists, said Friday during the meeting of the 2,000 member Society of American Archaeology. "It will change a lot of what we believed about Indians in the Southwest. They may have been far more advanced than we believed." Hohman admitted to feeling a bit like Indiana Jones, the archaeologists-adventurer from the movies. Armed with a flashlight and a pistol, it was Hohman who rapelled down the steep fissures, frequently dotted with rattlesnakes sunning themselves on rocky outcrops, into the catacombs. The catacombs his e

More Applied Mathematics
LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Papa And Grandkid Contest Updates
~ Papa and grandkid contest ~ 1st Place is...... With 1307 comments 2nd Place is...... With 1401 comments 3rd Place is...... With 18 comments Remember people you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

Sexy Man Chest Contest Updates
~ Sexy Mans Chest Contest Now OPen ~ 1st Place is...... with 6 comments 2nd Place is...... with 2 comments 3rd Place is...... with 2 comments 4th Place is...... with 1 comment Please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest. maria

You Told Her What?!
A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

First
this would be my first blog um cherry tap is going to cause alot of fights between my husband and i cause he talks to alot of girls and doesnt menchin he is married and he doesnt atend to menchin it i doubt he will even add me has his friend so we will see what happens so ya blah!

Patio Problem
My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small. He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level. He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house. Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"

School Notes !!! ...
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district... (Spellings have been left intact.) 1. MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2. PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT. SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT. 3. DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33. 4. PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. 5. PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6. JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. 7. CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. 8. MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS. 9. CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE. 10. PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS. 11. PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERD

Tru Lo's And Lette's
I GOT THIS FROM SOMEONE BUT IT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!! If you do not take the time to read this, it is your loss..... To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it) 7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe 8)you

Hey Everyone
Hey whats up everyone? Not much here just thought I would post a blog and say hi to everyone and let you all know that I am new on cherrytap and would like to let everyone know that if you need to talk to me hit me up or if you need anything in general just hit me up. Well it will be great getting to know everyone so ttyl peace!!

The Ring Bearer
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

New Updates
Hey everyone! I updated both sites yesterday. (See links and preview pics below). Also, PLEASE stop by and vote for me today if you get a chance. I'm starting to lag behind and Starlett is fast catching up :) lol. Thanks so much in advance! http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme/vote.pl Update for www.aimeelynn.net Update for www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn Enjoy! I'm off to have some fun this weekend! Get to see my first hockey game ever! WHOOHOO! XOXO, Aimeelynn

This Weekend
hi to all just to let you know i wish you all a great weekend as i won't be able to have my chance of drinking due the tablets which my doctor has put me on. shame as i was looking forward to having plenty of drink then feeling rough as always on sunday morning well i am now depressed just the thought that everyone else will have the chance for a drink oh well enjoy xxxxxxx

Sex
Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "She is a dog!!" He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymo

Useless In A Parking Lot
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car she found that she had locked herkeys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter. She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door." The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this." So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who

This Soldier Is Coming Home! Pass It On!
I'm done! My tour here is over and I managed to make it with little more than a few scratches. I AM COMING HOME TO THE USA IN SIX HOURS!!!!!!!!! I am all packed-- Tickets in hand-- Gonna grab a few beers on the plane to celebrate-- I will be off-line here of course until I am back completely. THANK YOU TO AMERICANS WHO SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS AND SAY SO! WE INDEED BELONG TO YOU! WE ARE HERE FOR YOU! WE LOVE YOU TOO! Smile! Be happy! Dance! When I get back I swear I am going to kiss the ground. I don't care where it is! Nothing will be sweeter tasting than beautiful American Ground! This is a bittersweet time. Part of me is saddened that some of my friends won't be coming home with me. You see, a few came home before me. Merideth Howard, Ronald Paulsen, and Shane Mahaffee. They earned the Purple Heart. It was presented to their next of kin. My beers tonight will be in their honor. But if it was me (and it could have very well had been) I would be saying, "Hey

Judge Me For Whome I Am & Not My Looks
Feel Free To Copy On Your Page! For I am here to be a friend of you As you are wanting to be a friend of me But as I grow to know you All you want me for is my looks For I am a person who is more then that For I want to be judge for my personality and not my looks So if don’t like it you may leave me alone at once…

Doggie Contest Updates
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her 1st Doggie...... with 37 comments 2nd Doggie...... with 2 comments 3rd Doggie...... with 2 comments 4th Doggie...... with 2 comments 5th Doggie...... with 2 comments 6th Doggie is...... with 9 comments 7th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 8th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 9th Doggie is...... 10 th Doggie is...... I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits And please remember you can comment bomb yourself in my contest! Thank You ~ Maria ~

01202007
Just thought this was the quickest way to let all of you know what has been going on! We have been on the move and VERY busy, which is why no one has seen me on line recently. I will be around more when things settle down... Thanks to all of you who are sending prayers and keeping us in your thoughts...you are the best.

Ppl New To My Friends List ??/
if you are new to my friends list or you have rated me and fanned me and i havent done it back please let me know...i have had a contest running this week and am sure i ddint seee all my alerts...send me a priavte message .. and i will rate and fan you right away ty lady kaos

Average Joe 2 Winners
I ended this contest 2 Hours Early. It got petty and well since the top two worked so hard THEY BOTH WIN.The voting got ridiculous. First Prize goes to Mr Rush and he gets a 3 day cherry blast. Second Prize goes to Angel Of Death and he gets a 1 day Blast and a car...his choice. Third Place goes to Ser William and he will get a Silver Motorcycle. All the other guys will get a gift from me as well. This was supposed to be a fun contest. I heard there was name calling and friend deleting and that just upsets me. Thanks for playing... Ill post an official bulletin at noon.

The Power Of Friendship
I make my way as I do each day, looking for a shout out or something to say, lost in though to whats really true, how I should give thanks to a friend like you, to just give thanks seems so impersonal though, so within this poem I'll let you know, you where my friend from the start, when emotions went south you helped mend my heart, you took your time to clearly show me, the power of friendship and how it should be. ALWAYS, JR

Ok Even Longer Peorty/poems List Ever ;) Lol All By Me
All Poems and Poetry in This Document is By Aj Rich The spice of life will burn with the passions of love & hate with the sickened hearts of love & faith to whom may bring down with the lust of life to the wet lips of Christ -------------------------------------------------------- When a bird fly’s like a silent bee by the darkness of light in the night time sky Who will know of where it is flying or where it is in the beautiful dark sky. -------------------------------------------------------- When does it rain for when my sorrow Is loved by others like a sweet black rose In the light of the sun in the morning sky’s From witch that we need 2 bring the joys of life to this war driven earth. -------------------------------------------------------- Bet you didn’t know that all poetry and poems are the same at heart For when the light of the hate that witch bring them to life -------------------------------------------------------- When a rose bud blooms

Questions :)
why why why? >Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are >getting weak? > >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough? > >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but >check when you say the paint is wet? > >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a >revolver at him? > >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > >Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are >always white? > >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that >something new to eat will have materialized?

Mothers Teachings ...
Things My Mother Taught me My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside--I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that this stain comes out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep hollering and I'll give you something to holler about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept thro

Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one . . It Does Make You Feel Good. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24.

The Chuck Norris Phenomenon
.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. .Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. .There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. .Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. .Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. .Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. .Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. .Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. .There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. .When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. .Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. .Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. .There is no such thing as global

"10 Things I Hate About You"
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it... I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around And the fact that you didn't call, But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you; Not even close; Not even a little bit; Not even at all.

Anyone
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream You are kind, popular, and generous. You tend to be successful at anything you try. A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd. You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Short Funnies & Some Wisdom ...
Short and Funny with some Wisdom ... I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer

Thoughts Of Frustration
We are all a part of this wonderful universe..... do any of us stop to see that we are what makes this universe what it is? When it rains is that the gods and goddess' crying? Are they venting like we so many times do in each lifetime? Where do you go to release your frustrations and anger? Do you hold it in so its eats away at you? do you release it so it can be airborn? frustrations ..... are they like cigarette ashes.... do they just blow away in the wind and are forgotten..... and released or are the bottled up inside so when it is time for them to be released it is you that is like the cigarette ashes being blown into the wind and forgotten?

2006 Darwin Awards .. We Evolve ???
Subject: Darwin Awards THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS OUT THERE! You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year are: In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran," and accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Peopl

The Weakness In Me ~keisha White
Im not the sort of person who falls in and quickly out of love but to you I gave my affection right from the start. If I have a lover who loves me how could I break such a heart, you can still get my attention right from the start. Chorus. Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough? Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone? Make me lie when I dont want to and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool You make me stay when I should not. Are you so strong or is the weakness in me? Why do you come here and pretend to be just passing by? But I need to see you and I need to hold you.........tightly Baby Feelin guilty......... worried. Waking from tormented sleep this old love has been bound but the new love cuts deep. If I choose now, I lose out cause when all this has to fall I need you and you alone Chorus. Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough? Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone?

True Meaning Of Life
What is the true meaning of life? Is it the circle of life.... the rebirth? Is it life to death to life or is it just life? To have life and learn and to experience....to have it to carry you through the next life.... to show you what you have instore for the next life.... to be blessed with remembering if only one of your past experiences is to me the meaning of life. To be afraid of passing on to my next life time, i am not ...... to know everything i have experienced in this and the past life times is a blessing to me... not that i want to rush this life time, but i cannot wait to go to the next and experience it... I dont look to know everything.... i look to learn.... if i know everything there is no reasoning for my existance.... no reason for me to move on to the next life time...we would never learn everything..... we live hundreds of years within our different life times and never learn everything.... if we did, where would we really be. To be blessed, to be open minded,

This Language
The curve of your hip The arch in your back How the softness of your breath Brings me to life Your hands in my hair Your lips on my skin How the warmth of your kisses Sets me on fire The passion in your eyes The desire in your voice How you whisper my name Brings you into me I can't get enough

Friendship
i sit and think on how much friendship means to me and how you can pick out the true friends from the ones that are really just after something that you have or things you can do for them..... in all accounts the true friends always seem to remain in the sifter like seeds after you have sifted through the rubbish that is the plants of life..... true friends are the ones that are able to accept every apitome there is in your life....... with every aspect of you life that friend is there to encourage or pick you up and dust you off....they are also there to understand that if you have other things in your life that seem to take up more time that usual that you are not ignoring or brushing them off but merely handling what is of most importance... not say that friends are not.......... they are at all times on the mind and in the thoughts ......... the choices we make in our life is just that *our choices*....... if you are not there to understand and with stand through out it then you

Some Stuff ;)
A Naughty Adult Survey - Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun. 1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? lol there was one time i was at a bar and the owner kicked EVERYONE out, does that count? 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? lol no 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? nope 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? HAHA Yup 7) Had sex in a car? hehe yes 8) Had sex at the beach? nope 10) Had sex in a bathroom? yes 11) Had sex at work? Nope 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes lol 13) Bought something from an adult store? yup 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? no, but ive bought over $100 worth of stuff from a toy party, same thing 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? heck yes 17) Have you been caught

Whats Real Anymore??
I remember when I was a little girl there were so many times when I thought about what I wanted out of life. --The Happily Ever Afters--. You know the love of your life. The 2.3 kids. The great house with white picket fence. Yada – yada – yada!! I know …. I know I’m still dreaming. A girl can keep a few of those around cant she?? In all of my dreams never once did I ever imagine that my life would turn out to be the way it has. I mean what happened to all the romance & intrigue? The family morals & values?? The maternal instincts?? My Mother did an excellent job at reigning me in & keeping me on the straight & narrow. She provided for the both us & granted we didn’t always have everything that we wanted but we certainly had everything that we needed. I had awesome friends. We didn’t do anything out of the ordinary. Nothing that normal kids didn’t do at our age. Granted I didn’t have a Fatherly figure in my life & I’m certain that there are experts out there somewhere that w

Other People Count
SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND LIFE BETTER AND THEY CALL SOME OF THESE PEOPLE "RETARDED" AT THE SEATTLE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, NINE CONTESTANTS, ALL PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY DISABLED, ASSEMBLED AT THE STARTING LINE FOR THE 100-YARD DASH. AT THE GUN, THEY ALL STARTED OUT, NOT EXACTLY IN A DASH, BUT WITH A RELISH TO RUN THE RACE TO THE FINISH AND WIN. ALL, THAT IS, EXCEPT ONE LITTLE BOY WHO STUMBLED ON THE ASPHALT, TUMBLED OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND BEGAN TO CRY. THE OTHER EIGHT HEARD THE BOY CRY. THEY SLOWED DOWN AND LOOKED BACK. THEN THEY ALL TURNED AROUND AND WENT BACK... EVERYONE OF THEM. ONE GIRL WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME BENT DOWN AND KISSED HIM AND SAID, "THIS WILL MAKE IT BETTER". THEN ALL NINE LINKED ARMS AND WALKED TOGETHER TO THE FINISH LINE. EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM STOOD, THE CHEERING WENT ON FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE ARE STILL TELLING THE STORY... WHY? BECAUSE DEEP DOWN WE KNOW THIS ONE THING. THAT MATTERS IS THIS LIFE IS MORE THAN WINNING FOR OURSELVES. WHAT MATTERS IN THIS

Close Your Eyes And Dream
Close your eyes and open a dream Dream in which we together are alone You are stealing my heart with your magical eyes And leading me to the world full of romance and love Your tender look Your slender body And your silky blonde hair Oh may darling I’m getting out of my mind Because you are so near I touch your fiery lips With my fingertips You bite it in a way As you want something to play I gaze into your wanted eyes N’ understand your demand I hold your hand and pull you closer As you are at my command I undress you and you cannot move a muscle I’m trying to hold that moment Now I’ve a tussle Then I caress your mysterious body and give your breast a lick The time is passing very swiftly with every single tick I can hold this dream for long As you are still with me But this dream has to over for now Cause’ I will enjoy it is reality!

Take My Love
Upon the walls of thine heart I touch with the living petals of mine olive that its oily stars upon thee shine much that its saintly fruits, glory to you arrive! Here is the olive branch I plucked it off mine heart here is my olive branch accept it right in thy heart! till thy heart and plant it - watch it, water it; weed it, nip it, nest it; nurse it; most of all harvest it and let it be mine, and I will be thine!

Death
CAN YOU FEEL DEATH COMING? HOW DOES IT FEEL? IS IT A SENSATION NEVER FELT BEFORE? IS IT WEAKNESS BEYOND DESCRIBING? IS IT PAINFUL OR SERENE? DO YOU FEEL THAT WHEN YOU TELL SOMONE GOODBYE AND I LOVE YOU THAT THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME? DO YOU FEEL THAT EMPTINESS? DO YOU GET THE FEELING THAT THE EMPTINESS YOU ONCE FELT FROM THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE IS NOT SO STRONG? THE IMPACT OF MAYBE SEEING THEM AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFE TIME IS JUST A STEP AWAY? TO FEEL THAT DARKNESS COME UP ON YOU ON LY TO FEEL YOUR ENERGY AND SPIRIT FREE AS IT ONCE WAS WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD AND NEVER HAD THE KNOWLEDGE TO REALIZE IT...IS THAT SUCH A BAD THING TO FEEL THAT WAY? TO WANT THAT? IN NO ATTEMPT TO WANT TO RUSH A LIFE TIME BUT REALIZING IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT IT IS RUSH WITHOUT CHOICE... TO MERELY LOOK FORWARD TO FEELING THAT? THE EXCITEMENT OF THE REVOLVING DOOR OF THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.. THE BIRTH...THE DEATH... THE REBIRTH.. THE EXPERIENCES YOU KNOW YOU WILL HAVE IN THE NEXT LIFE AND THE KNOWING YOU

Breathless
This is a bit of 'poetry' I wrote up the other day. I wonder what would happen if I woke up breathless Torn into pieces and riddled with infection Nowhere to turn in a world full of excuses Relentless expression put to impractical uses Constantly blinking while nothing changes The used people handing out thousands of chances Never moving, waiting for some changes Watching the minute hand, as you know your life passes Safe in the knowledge that there's nothing you can do Safe in the knowledge that you'll always be you But what if I told you when I wake I feel breathless Sitting silent, while you watch and take guesses The colour draining, waning like the moon What if I told you, I'll get my breath back soon. Would you believe, would you stand and leave? Safe in the knowledge you'd just been released? Safe in the knowledge of what you've chosen to believe. But what if I told you you'd just been deceived? Numbness injects a cool

Questionsvs/answers
We ask questions to get answers. There are all different types of questions you can ask, to different types of people. No matter what you ask though, why, or even how difficult it was for you to ask it. You want an answer. But as many different types of questions there are, there are even more answers to give. You can't ask someone a question that is a lie. A question can't be a fabrication, because it is seeking truth. Your truth can be different from mine, and a billion other peoples, but that doesn't't mean it's a lie. Does it? Answers are a grey area. Questions are black and white. Good VS evil. Question is primarily God, and the Answer is Satan. Right? But can't Question be temptation? Temptation is Satan's fruit. You can ask a question, and someone might not want to answer but they feel they have to, and it opens up a can of worms and becomes a mess. Question can be temptation in the easiest, purest form. "Do you want to come back to my place? Do you want a line of coke? Do you w

Random Pensiveness
You can ask anyone if they've been happy. They'll probably break eye contact, pause, possibly even smile to themselves remembering. Possibly not. But you can only ask when someone's happy. Even if they're jumping around while a huge smile on their face exclaiming their sheer joy to you - but when it comes down to it, you can only say 'They seemed really happy!' But you can tell when someone's sad, right? You can recognise it easier, they're withdrawn, quiet, pensive, moping around the house all day even. You know that they're sad about something. You just know it. It's easier to pick up on, isn't it? Because we all recognise it so well, we've all been there, more than we've been happy we've been sad - So we notice it in our fellow man. But you'll be thinking, hey, we've all been happy too. Maybe not AS much as we've been sad but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out if someone's in a 'good mood' does it? Let me ask you this first, how many people do you know that would want

The Friend Who Stands By
~ The Friend Who Stands By ~ When troubles come your soul to try You love the friend who just stands by. Perhaps there's nothing he or she can do The thing is strictly up to you. For there are troubles all your own And paths the soul must tread alone Times when love can't smooth the road Nor friendship lift the heavy load. But just to feel you have a friend Who will stand by until the end. Whose sympathy through all endures Whose warm handclasp is always yours. It helps somehow to pull you through Although there's nothing he or she can do. And so with fervent heart we cry... God Bless the friend who just stands by.

Law Would Make Minutemen Guilty Of "domestic Terrorism"
An Arizona lawmaker has introduced a bill to revise the state's statutes on organized crime and fraud by defining "domestic terrorism" in such a way that members of the Minuteman Project or other border-patrol groups could be prosecuted and forced to serve a minimum six-month jail term. Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, D-Phoenix, introduced HB 2286 in the Arizona House on Thursday. Sinema, formerly of the Green Party, had earlier submitted a bill asking the legislature to make changes to a law used to prosecute customers of immigrant smugglers as conspirators under Arizona's human trafficking law. Sinema is targeting border-security groups like the Minutemen with new legislation that would define anyone not formally affiliated with law enforcement, who patrolled in search of illegal activity while armed, as a domestic terrorist. If it becomes law, the bill would impose a mandatory minimum jail sentence, even if prosecutors recommend probation. HB 2286 reads: * * * * * * * * * * * *

I Fought The Iron And The Iron Won!
So i told the tale of my bad friday. I think I was a little too soon in telling my tale of the day. I have a stackable washer and dryer. I DESPISE it!! I can't wash and dry at the same time and it holds like next to nothing. Well, last night I was putting clothes in the washer. The dryer door kept opening and hittine me in the head. No matter how hard I slammed that door, it would bounce back and smack me in the face. I had enough. I got so mad I slammed that door as hard as I could. It shut! I had enough time to to quickly think I won the fight before disaster. I look up to see the inevitable. Like a typical cartoon. My Iron flying towards my face.With no time and no where to go ~WHACK~.... squaaar in the forehead. Had it been plugged in, I would have that red iron mark on my face. I swear the iron had "ACME" written all over it! The finak score for the way was FRIDAY : 3 - ME : 0. It's saturday morning and i am sitting here with a bruise on my head and have decided to stay out of the

Friends? What A Joke!!!
Okay this really burns my ass...why is it people asked to be added and fanned and all that shit if they are not willing to talk to you. Are there really that many people who are so pathetic and have such low self esteem they must seek approval from faceless entities online. I personally find it very pathetic. If you want to be added as a friend be a friend. Simple logic isn't it? You expect people to take the time to help you with comments and ratings but yet a simple hi every once in awhile is too much. So for all you sad and pathetic little people who are just worried about your points, ratings, levels or whatever...PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER WASTING MY FUCKING TIME BY ADDING ME IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TALK.

Happy Saturday
Hope its a good one for everyone....i'm not ignoring people, i have had a lot going on here and havnt been on here much cept to check in from time to time!! So have a great week and i'll get back to ya'll real soon!!! BECI XOX

I Am Looking For This Girl
I am looking for this girl This should make some of you guys realize what a girl really wants; this is what she is thinking when she is with you... To every girl....if you almost cry while reading this, it includes you.... TO EVERY GIRL THAT IS SCARED TO PUT HER HEART OUT THERE AGAIN, BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN HURT TOO MANY TIMES OR SO BADLY. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. TO EVERY GIRL THAT WILL SPEND HER WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR YOU. TO EVERY GIRL THAT WOULD DIE TO HAVE A DECENT BOYFRIEND. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a PRINCESS... TO EVERY GIRL THAT CRIES AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF ANOTHER HEARTBREAK. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. TO EVERY GIRL THAT KISSES HIM WITH MEANING. TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED M

Cowboy And His Horse ...
A cowboy and his horse? This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says: "You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes. " What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief? "The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse". So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee.

Satisfy The Unquenched Needs
Kiss me breathless Let me get choked up in its loveliness Fill my whole being with your aura of love Let me get relaxed in the romantic mood that I’ve always sought Let your kiss open up my feelings like the morning dew Falling slowly making me feel ever new Chasing away my mood so blew and leaving our love still anew Aerate my system with your sweet, refreshing breath Let it ignite the smoky embers of love that’s restless Fanning them into a roaring love fire that would never die Keeping the lights on in our minds Send your electrifying fingers down my back, sending those chills up my spine And the thrills I always get in the hidden corners of our self Love me non-stop, Let the arrow of your love pierce deeply my guarded island of love where those pent-up feelings abound Encase me in that warm embrace Let me feel imprisoned in the tightness of your hands Crushing me with increasing passion that inflames my lukewarm emotion Slowly, passionately whisper those sweet wo

My Last Fl Trip
Hiya all, just a few words about my last trip to florida :) got back home to sweden yesterday after spending 3 weeks in florida visiting friends over there. I spent most of the time driving around looking for a place to live for one of my friends there that was told by her landlord she had to move out before feb 5. Idrove about 2200 miles during this trip......lol I'm allready looking in to possible flights for my next trip......i just love florida and it's likely i'll move over there some day:)

Sweet Release
Trace your fingers on my lips,can you feel the unspoken words there? Trace your lips against my curves,can you taste the passion you ignite there? Trace your fingertips along my face and look into my eyes, let yourself get lost there. Spoon your body up against mine, let's just stay this way for all time, baby I don't ever want to leave here Make sweet love to my body, lace your fingers thru my hair, flame my passion for I want to feel your body upon mine Feeling your warm breath as you lovingly kiss every inch of me,leaving me breathless,making me ache with a pain that only you can take away Joining our bodies as one, letting our passion inflame as my body aches with need that only you can feed for all time Sweet release, light sheen of moisture clinging to our skin,we'll never cease to be amazed by the love and passion we still ignite everday and every night. Sweetheart,when we are done,we'll catch our breath and see that we've only just begun, this lovemaking

Gods Boxes
God's Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused, "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me.." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole? "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing. Send this to a friend today just to let them know you are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your life. A ball is a circle, no beginning, n

Votes On Cherry Blasts?
What do you think??? I have seen some very clever ones created. For example, did you see the one with a video default pic of him looking for his left sock??? Very cleverly done!! There was another one that was well written without a message begging for more points. I think we should be able to vote on the blasts too somehow and rewards those who are very creative and clever, don't you???? If I can find those blasts again, I'll reposts their profile links here so that you might be able to thank them yourselves. Don't expect it to happen right away though, I know the recycling depends upon how many have submitted their blasts.

Shoutbox Annoyances...
Someone has posted a bulletin complaining about shoutboxes and the lack of responses from shoutbacks, especially from women. LOL... Wrong thing to say to me!! Hee hee..... This was my response: "LOL... I understand.... Not making excuses for everyone though... and, btw, I don't think we have chatted before (but that is besides the point)....when I chat through the chat boxes it is often for quick conversations. LOL... Sometimes, too, the shout boxes stick and that cannot be blamed on a soul (excepting maybe the powers that be)... LOL... On the other hand, because I am expecting short conversations on the shout boxes I often jump up and down from the computer desk area so that I don't get glued to the chair for-ever. They could have, too, done so..... LOL... And, sometimes we forget to put the stepping away message on while we go to grab a quick drink or snack... or go pee... or get sidetracked with other issues of life, such as answering phones, clea

January 20
I wanted to let all my friends know that I talk to that I want be around all day I should be back around 9pm(EST) as I have another birthday party to go to in Lively. I want to ask my friends a favor as I want be around today could you please keep my mom ahead in the contest that she is in. If you do help her please let me know so I can thank you. I wanted to thank my friends for making my ct stay a great one. You guys all are so great and I couldnt ask for better friends. So please keep my mom ahead in the contest. For anyone needed a link sent to them in a private message please let my mom year of the dragon know her is her profile link Year of the Dragon@ CherryTAP Hope everyone had a great day and I will talk to you when I get home tonight. Stat at home mom ~Member of K.O.T~

So, How Did You Break Your Arm?
Subject: Fw: So, How did you break your arm? :-) Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect...12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me when we're having fun" kind of day. One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that sinc

To My Family!!!!would You??repost!!!!!
Think about this for a while. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are, or if you are just someone to talk to when they're bored. Send this to every1 on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did. Because you are my friend. First I like you, Then I loved you

Distant Lover
DISTANT LOVER A kiss in the air from a soul intertwined. He moved my heart and my body trembled. He touched my face, and my tears did fall. A touch in the night from a lover afar He spoke my love, and my heart did ache. He kissed my lips, and my mouth did part. A spasm in the depths from a love conjoined. He caressed my soul and my body arched He swept my skin and my passions burned.

This Is A Short Story-:-)
Subject: This is a short story-:-) This is a short story written by a grandson who had a very special relationship with his Grandpa. Many of us unfortunately were born after our own Grandpas had passed on and never had the opportunity to enjoy moments like this. The grandson writes... I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and always on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all well and good, but the one I remember best came from him when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a beauti

Iris
Iris And Id give up forever to touch you cause I know that you feel me somehow Youre the closest to heaven that ill Ever be And I dont want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life cause sooner or later its over I just dont want to miss you tonight And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you cant fight the tears that aint Coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know youre alive And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that t

Oppression
As a dis able adult at the age of 18 I soon lost my parental rights my philosophy was to keep the baby abort the mother. My daughter before I met her was a intern to president Clinton. As soon as Reagan was shot I lost my rights ro bear arms, My Father Was a congressmans aid and an asemblymans campaign manager as well as Counsel President in my home town. Thirty year of oppression have gone by as I have been victumzied by doctors of every sort that told me drugs were bad as they took out there prescrition pads. Thirty years later the state came after my drivers licence to take it for life (I have a CDL) I had long lost my privelege to get my hazmat endorsement but still carry one for a boat. So after fathering two abortions and loosing my rights to drive and shoot at things. I say as the right to life that if this keeps up I will welcome death as a warm drink of water while crossing a vast desert. It is awful hard to make money with no transportation as I know it ind

Random Thoughts
Grrrr...this didnt take the first time so now i have to retype everything..stupid computer...anyways...Why is everyone obsessed with walmart?I just dont get it.You guys dont work there, if you did you'd realize it aint that grand of a place to be,let alone be obsessed about. Second,why do people drag their children to walmart at 3am knowing that their kids should be home in bed sleeping?Why fuss at your kids when they scream and cry b/c they're tired?You brought them out at 3am,they didnt wanna go out.Regardless if 3am is the best time to go shopping at walmart,you choose to go out at that time,your children didnt.Leave the kids at home,come by yourself..To this I say you're all frikkin psychotic and in need of serious help.Kids have an option too whether you agree or not.Not that everyone with kids does this,but a good majority do. So,these are just random thoughts.Mine atleast..

~waiting~
When I look into your eyes, I hope we'll never say our goodbyes. Hugging and kissing you feels so right, You're on my mind when you're not in sight. I'll sit here and stare at your picture, Thinking about you and me in the future. Wondering where you're gonna be, Hoping that you'll soon be here with me.

'love Betrayed'
'Love Betrayed' The love we shared was special, The times we had were passing, The memories we made were happy, The moments everlasting. The friendship we had grew strong, The love we had grew weak, Our relationship grew binding, But our future seemed too bleak. I gave you chances, I let you make your mark, I looked like a fool, You kept me in the dark. I know I will forgive, I know I will survive, I know I will move on, My special guy will arrive. You have done what you want, And said what you will, Soon you will see my dear, That the pain you feel is real. I'm sorry to see us end, I'm sorry to see you lie, I'm sorry to see you with her, See your reputation die. I will always love you, As you will always know, I will always have our moments, Every time you turn and go. I'm really saying goodbye, I'm really saying farewell, I'm really saying I'm sorry, For this little bit of both heaven and hell.

Camz
hi there if u wanna add ur cam to ur profile look at my profile until u see my cam then click on express urself under neath it it will direct u to the site u have to registar then u can put ur cam on ur profile

Headlines From The Year: 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon): Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 a

For You.
My heart has amplified my mind Speeding thought process and slowing time. A brightened silhouette of you Has taken the place of my darkened view. Everyone knows why I love you. And why I go where nobody whats to. In fear I will find hope to hang onto You dear My love Guides the center of my soul Allows the inner voice to regain control. Nothing could ever break my aim And if something did I'd simply try again. Everyone knows why I love you And why I go where nobody wants to. In fear I will find hope to hang onto You dear, my Love.

Checking In Here And There...
Hi to all of my Friends and Fans! As many of you already know through my fanclubs and website, I have been unable to access the Cherrytap.com URL since mid-December 2006 due to a region block. I can access the site through www02.lostcherry.com, but it's not fully functional (can't see photos and many links don't work). This obviously makes for a sometimes frustrating browsing experience. Due to this, I will only be on this site occasionally to accept friend requests, read comments and mail. I will try to get back to as many of you as possible, but unfortunately the site is as slow as molasses. I just didn't want you guys to think that I have upped and disappeared. If you want to remain in contact, then join one of my groups: http://groups.msn.com/melaniepitts or http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/melaniepitts until this URL issue gets fixed. Take care and thanks for your patience, Melanie http://www.melaniepitts.com http://www.melaniepitts.comhttp://groups.msn.com/melanie

Poem
my heart was torn apart my friend kept telling me from the start dont be blind by his love he`ll only break your heart but to her i did not listen i fought you were the one i fell for your loving ways to find out it was just a con all you wanted was my money well im so sorry honey i worked you out in the end.

Update On Me
WELL I CALLED THE DOCTORS OFFICE YESTERDAY AND THEY TOLD ME IT WILL BE BETWEEN 3 TO 5 DAYS BEFORE THEY GET THE RESULTS BACK. BECAUSE HE DID NOT PUT A RUSH ON IT. GRRRRRR. BUT HE WANTED ME TO GO TO HOSPITAL SAME DAY. UGHHHHHH. THIS IS CRAZY. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I CANT SLEEP MUCH CUZ IT HURTS. I GO BACK TO WORK TONITE. OH JOY. MY BACK AND SIDE ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW. I AM GOING TO TRY TO TAKE SOME TYLENOL TO SEE IF IT HELPS ANY. TY FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND TY FOR THE COMMENTS AND PRAYERS. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. BIG HUGS AND MUCH LOVE.

Message To My Friends
My Friends, Thank you all for the nice emails and comments you have sent or left while I have been absent. During tax season ( Jan. 1 thru April 15 ) I work at a tax office processing tax returns. I normally work 7 days a week and very long hours. During that time, if I'm not working, I'm sleeping. There is usually very little time for anything else. I may have the opportunity to pop on here once in a while, but for the most part, I will not be here much. I will return in full force once the tax season is over. Until that time, take care my friends and be well and happy. Rose

Get Me A Drink God Damnit
Finish each sentence ..... erase my answers and put your own in ..... 1) My ex – Has disappered 2) Maybe I should – Not have such a short fuse with people 3) I love – Sleeping in 4) I don't understand – Small minded people 5) I lost – many things over the years 6) I found – Lots of things I forgot I had 7) People say that I am – Strange 8) Some People are – The same as me in so many ways 9) Love is – Too over used 10) Somewhere, someone is – Listening to the same song as me 11) I'm always – Thinking about what to do with my life 12) Forever is – Something I won't see 13) I never want to - Lose touch with people 15) When I wake up - I try to go back to sleep 16) When life gives you lemons – Use them o hurl at people you don't like 17) My past – Is in the past 18) I get annoyed with – Lots of things 19) I wish - It was colder 20) My dog/s is/are – In the next room 21) Tomorrow I am – Doing nothing other than finishing my Photogr

Valentines Day 2007 ( Ladies Only)
This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on your MySpace friends list that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me

Dragons, Princes, And Crayons
My life has been a virtual rollercoaster. Full of rises and falls. Of upheavals and remodels. Of crowds and loneliness. Of silence and screams. I have hurt, healed, and learned. Bled. And cried. Laughed. And now I feel, It's crazy. I love it. The dragons in past are really Princes. Pointing me on my way to happieness. Here's to new boxes of crayons. And the colors they paint my world with.

Females Who Talk To My Man
Baldarmyguy I Love him, OK? And he loves me. If you are a female talking to him, that's cool. Don't pop into my window trying to start shit. 1. Hello, read his page 2. Look at his Pics 3. I think it's great you all think He's sexy. I couldn't agree more. I'm happy when you all pop in my window just to say hi. 4. CherryTap is fantasy, get it through your heads. because... 5. See one and two. I get him in reality, see #4 this is just fantasy. So please, I don't want you popping into my window telling me he said he'd screw you on a stupid sex survey. I don't want to hear it, cause He'll be with me in RT. OK? Good. If you don't like him being with me, then quit talking to him, I'm not friggin going anywhere!

Trying To Be Expressive.
1. Hi my name is.. Marcus 2. Never in my life have I... been to mexico 3. The one person who can drive me nuts is... Barney 4. High School... Sucked Ass 5. When I'm nervous... I cant stop talking 6. The last time I cried was... ealier today at work 7. If I were to get married right now my best man would be... ???? 8. My hair... stay short 9. When I was 5... I in berlin germany 10. Last Christmas... I was in atlantic city playing blackjack 11. I should be... sleeping 12. when i look down, i see... the floor 13. The craziest recent event was... sorry. I'm boring. 14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be... Joey 15. By this time next year... I will be one year older. 16. My current gripe... stupid girls 17. I have a hard time understanding... people 18. There's this girl I know who... Is hotter than the sun dipped in tabascco saurce 19. You know I like you when... I call you back if i miss your call 20. If I

Nasty Sex Poems
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Hicory dickory dock some nigga was eatin my twat the hair got tangled the nigga was strangled @least h swallod a lot. Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid So if u want me in yo sack lick yo lips and HOLLA BA

Michigan Cheaters May Face Life In Prison
DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison. And not the emotional kind. The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail. "We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion." "Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in the state's criminal code. Michigan still lists adultery as a felony, although no one has been convicted of the offense since 1971. Nobody really expects prosecutors to go after cheating spouses. But the

About Me!!!
Eye Color:: Brown. Hair Color:: ummm... look at my pics. Height:: 5'4" Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: My name Favorite Band:: I'm a dancer... so I listen to all kinds. Favorite Movie:: Braveheart. Favorite Show:: dont have one Your Car:: 2005 Jeep Wrangler. Your Hometown:: Fairbanks, Alaska. Your Present Town:: El Paso, Texas Your Crushes First Name:: who knows. Your Grade:: Graduated in 2003 Your Style:: I love clothes... * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: yes Kissed someone in the rain?: yes Danced in a public place?: yes Smiled for no reason?: I love to smile. Laughed so hard you cried?: oh many times Peed your pants after age 8?: no Written a song?: yes Sang to someone for no reason?: yes Performed on a stage?: yes Talked to someone you don't know?: yes Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: absolutely Made out in a theatre?: yes Gone roller skating s

Dreaming
My dreamtime, it is almost apart from me, that dream life, this waking world, at odds, incomprehensible to one another. Both, a complexity of meaning, but what meaning, but the why of it, the why escapes me in both worlds. So, chasing elusive why, I go on in two worlds, maybe in the dreaming world, I will find why for the two states, it seems to have more logic.

Headlines
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2006: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightn

How Much Do I Hate Tv?
There has been a system in place now, pretty much worldwide, that if someone actually manages to create a new and more importantly popular television show, everyone else must immediately copy or only slightly alter the format. This will carry on until the viewing figures fall far enough to cause the rating junky execs to cancel it. The case in point is 'Big Brother' originally created by the Dutch it has multiplied and has infested far more countries then it should have. It has created more 'Z-list' celebrities (and I use the term celebrity in a completely incorrect way) and brought far too may aging or has-been actors back into the spotlight then anything else. There are now however far more programs of this nature popping up all over the place in the UK; dancing, ice skating, singing and god-only-knows-what-else type of this reality rubbish. Now this isn’t anything new but while it became noticeable after all the make-over programs kicked off in the 90’s and early 00’s things

Becoming Illegal
Becoming Illegal(From a Maryland resident to his senator) The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien, and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one, and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have ha

Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this question is that you used a Beer Scooter. The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman God of Wine. Bacchus has acquired a large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the following fashion; The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the "Slurring Gland" begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and sends down a winged Beer Scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large amount of the passengers in pocket cash is taken as payment. This answers the second question after a night out, 'How did I spend so much

There's A Difference Between Having Fun And Having A Blast!
sometimes when you get 4 people together at midnight in the middle a snowy ass night there ain't no tell'n what's gonna happen........ and sometimes you end up jerry rigging a makeshift sled to the back of someones rig and goin for a ride! haha. and sometimes you hit snow banks and fly off. haha. but that's when you chase after the mother fucker, get back on and go again!! haha

Echoes Of Bex
In my wildest dreams, I'd never met anyone like I had imagined her, In the glacial barrens of my mind, I never saw her, a ribbon of red silk, in a world of frozen white. In my strangest dreams, I never would have heard her voice and the mad chaos of her world, so alien to mine, like transmissions from a jungle planet. In my quiet times, as I wind down, I'll keep a few syllibles of her voice, allow them to echo in my ears. Roll across my mental tundra.

1.20.07
Still Alive your cutting moments put fear in the heart that the cold had come to stay that love was pain and trust was false it would always be that way when anger poisoned your sweetest touch it felt like murder to new hope but time has brought me back to me and taught the foolish how to cope standing again alone but alive i'll walk from this regret something whole left in burning soft eyes ready to pay love's debt Lonely Songs no hole where the heart is still beating, still alive still the girl with love to spare forever feels so alone and mistake upon mistake haven't taught the slow to learn with time to pass and freedom to waste sit in the window stare at the rain will it to wash away the sins hide the tears that burn with frustration and i'll sing alone

Wwe Trims Some Fat
WWE has released a LARGE amount of people. A lot of industry insiders are taking this as the first hint that ECW may not be around much longer. Tatanka Sylvester Terkay Christopher W. Anderson Jazz Rodney Mack Tony Mamaluke The Bashams (Danny and Doug) Al Snow The Gymini Gangrel WWE Developmental Greg Groothius (Jack Bull), Steven Adkins (Seth Skyfire), and Ryan Reeves were most recently training at WWE's Ohio Valley Wrestling developmental territory.

This New Congress
Well folks its that time of year when congress gets back to work (they do work you know) and being the C-Span nut i am these congressinal speeches to the Speaker of the house concerning the Iraq War are very intrueging. But when D- Maxine Waters from California 35 district in LA makes statements about congressional members whom have sons and daughters in Country I became a little upset. Even if her intentions were sincer ( and i beleave in the voters of Los Angelos have the Knowledge to elect a person of admirable stature and character ) to mention and remind us that yes, this does actually affect even our represenatives personally; as well as millions of us at home, it was not proper to call out this fact while this congressman was at the podium. It is an indication that personal fellings might persua the congressman in his decision while he votes, and not the feelings of the constincuency in witch he represents. Now that said the most i am hearing is the same retroic t

Rip - Bam Bam Bigelow
On the morning of January 19, 2007, Bigelow was found dead in his home by his girlfriend at around 10 AM in Hudson, Florida. The following comes from www.wwe.com WWE.com has learned that former WWE Superstar Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow has passed away in Florida. Kevin Doll, the Public Information Director for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office confirmed that Bigelow was found dead early this morning in his home in Hudson, Fla. "We can confirm that Scott Bigelow was found in his home this morning. At this time the cause of death is unknown," Doll told WWE.com. Doll also confirmed that the Pasco-Pinellas Counties medical examiner has taken the body and an autopsy will be performed. Bigelow, 45, worked for WWE, ECW and WCW extensively throughout his 20-year sports-entertainment career. A former ECW Champion, ECW Television Champion and WCW Tag Team Champion, he is perhaps best known for his rivalry with Lawrence Taylor that culminated in the main event of WrestleMania XI in 199

Break Up Song
I tried so hard just to get through to you But your head's so far from the realness of truth Was it just a come on in the dark Wasn't meant to last long I think you've worn your welcome honey I'll just see you along as I sing you this song Time can pass slowly, things always change You day's been numbered And I've read your last page You was just a temporary lover Honey you ain't the first Lots of others came before you woman Said but you been the worst Sa' you been the worst So goodbye to you girl So long, farewell I can't hear you cryin' Your jivin's been hell So look for me walkin' Down your street at night I'll be in with another Deep down inside DEEP DOWN INSIDE

Ok, Sick Of The "bush" Mumms
So, if I lose a few friends over what I am about to type - So be it. Sorry to see you go - I respect your opinion if you think Bush is evil, but I believe otherwise. Fan Me Add Me and several "other" posters (I say Others because frankly, I think they are all the same person) have been posting a lot of BS about 911, and that Bush is somehow to blame for everything. All it takes is using a BRAIN to refute their opinion, but they would rather believe the 911truth BS instead of doing research, and applying facts. They also rant and rave that Bush is responsible or all the deaths caused by Katrina. Wow. 1)It was an inside job. Bush killed all the WTC people and those on the airplanes. Really - Then why did Al Qaeda claim responsibility? What, they WANTED to become the most hunted people on the ace of the Earth, so went along with the Gag? But don't take the US press as proof - Let's go to someone NOT our friend - Russia. Pravda reported in 2002 that Al Qaeda had claimed respons

Love?
Philosophers have defined different kinds of love, ranging from fellowship to sexual attraction. Much has been written about romantic love. What happens when you fall in love? Love is a state of being, not something you fall into. It is not dependent on another person. You can be in a state of love on your own. When you do love another person, you grow to love them, as you get to know them. You cannot love what you do not yet know. In love at first sight you feel as if you know the other person. There is a recognition of something about them that you confuse with love, because you like it; it fits with a pattern of knowledge, conscious or unconscious, that you have about the kind of person you want to be with, who will suit you, because they are like you, or because they have some quality that you believe you lack. This person you recognise may have the potential to be that person you are looking for, but they may not be manifesting that potential. That is why love at first sight

Unable To Use Cherrytap Till End Of This Month
some how Cheery tap uses a huge down load or bandwidth which has used up my Service alloction og 15 Gig down load limit ,so my server here In Australia hasa policy to not cut off net access but reduce speed ,to the Basic Dail up ,,so with that in place Cherry tap pages fail to load Time out so to Any of my Fantastic Friends rwading this Please Firgive be Neglecting my normal Enjoyment Of visiting your pages /photos and Dropping my Comments and Compliments to all I DO MISS being able to use Cherry tap Vety Much Gary

Poem 3
April, April, Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears! April, that mine ears like a lover greetest, If I tell thee, sweetest, All my hopes and fears, April, April, Laugh thy golden laughter, But, the moment after, Weep thy golden tears!

What Sort Of A Tatoo Do You Think...
Someone posed the question on a Mumm whether or not tatoos on girls are cool. This is my response (and question): "Hmmm... My daughter got one when the moment of the day turned to her birthday. That's cool. It was one with a longhorn colored in like the Texas flag with yellow roses along the horns. I am not sure if I like a bunch of tatoos on women though. It really depends on the tat and where it is placed, I guess. Soooo far, I have none. If I were to get one, what sort should I get???? Just curious..." Show me that you really know me by telling me what sort of tatoo you think I should get, if I did get one!! :D

Its A Nightmare....
Its killin me ... i did fall asleep for like a few hours for once and i just woke up and was wishin that this was all a nightmare... but it is a nightmare but its real.... i want my jack jack back..... shit doesnt feel right with out him.... like im missing something...sometimes i wanna cry but im trien to hold the tears back... i love him i really doo. but i fucked up by not opening myself all the way up to him.. i was trien to be careful cuz i didnt want to be hurt agian.. but look where im at.. im in the same boat as before... i hope he comes back soon....other wise idk what im gonna do..imma go emo.........lol

Giving In
Lost beneath this blanket of stars The darkness is my guide Standing on the edge of a black abyss With only the reflection of light Only a reflection of life Giving in to should've been Giving in to another end Giving in it begins again Cold water darkens red Aching in this darkness The moonlight stings my eyes Walking through the madness Of desecration and lies Giving in to should've been Giving in to another end Giving in it begins again Cold water darkens red again Should I jump, afraid to fall Dive headfirst into the waves That crash against the rocky shores Modern art on a ferris wheel The muse is locked behind the door Giving in to should've been Giving in to another end Giving in it begins again Cold water darkens red Arms spread wide, I close my eyes Dive into the icy night Let the darkness be my guide And set my wounded soul to flight

Poem 2
%% Your shining eyes and golden hair, Your lily-rosed lips most fair, Your other beauties that excel: Your men cannot choose but like them well. But when for them they say they'll die, Believe them not, they do but lie.

Im Bored And Drunk..
a dangerous combination - and the kind that causes another episode of 'thinking outloud'... where i say exactly what im thinking - unfiltered - without consideration of if i really should be saying it or not... stream of consciousness bullshit at its best ladies and germs.. and im drunk.. which causes it =) im not in a vicious mood - for a change - nothing to bitch about =) nothing even stimulating to express... but im talking anyway *fun* im drunk on cheap ass wine and as you should know i now live in arizona... though i hardly leave the new apartment, cause honestly? i dont know where the fuck i am =) ok... sortof.. im in the northwest... ive seen downtown. I dunno.. i have to admit in a way im not overly impresssed by the town. Holy shit the construction - cant drive anywhere without it being a damn obstacle course. wait.... actually - i have to admit.. im loving this place =) It has its faults, rest assured everywhere does - but arizona is to me.. fucking beautiful... a

Ufos, The Antichrist Why Gulf Breeze?
The Gulf Breeze Six On July 9, 1990, six US military intelligence analysts from the 701st Military Intelligence Brigade at Augsburg, West Germany, at that time the biggest NSA (National Security Agency) listening post in the world outside the United States, deserted their posts, somehow convinced that the end of the world was nigh. It is one of the most extra-ordinary stories… Philip Coppens On July 20, 1990, the Northwest Florida Daily News ran “6 AWOL SOLDIERS SAY THEY AIMED TO KILL ANTICHRIST”, continuing: “Gulf Breeze - Six soldiers, reported by an unofficial military newspaper to be on a mission to kill the Antichrist, were charged Thursday with desertion from their intelligence unit in West Germany, Pentagon spokesman said.” It was a most bizarre headline and one of the most bizarre stories… ever. Eleven days earlier, Spc. Kenneth Beason, Spc. Vance Davis, Sgt. Annette Eccleston, Pfc. Michael Hueckstaedt, Pfc. Kris Perlock and Pfc. William Setterberg went AWOL – absent

Peeps I Need You!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm in a contest and I need you all to vote for me! You know I'd do the same for you! Click the link and vote vote vote!! Thank you! ~Lisa (The Succubus) http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=335512&albumid=187618&i=1694274982

Do You Deserve Your Diploma?
You paid attention during 63% of high school! 51-67% You are smart enough to be ashamed of still scoring so low; remember that there are books in the world, full of information? Yes, books are our friends.Do you deserve your high school diploma?Create a Quiz

3 Am Thoughts-101 Of The World's Funniest One Liners!!!
Yea...Its 3am and I'm still fuckin awake. What keeps me awake I dunno. Maybe my energy drinks...maybe the pleasant company I have whose also up with me at this hour..cept their on western time :P...anyhow...thought since its so early..and I'm wise awake I'd amuse myself...so I'm posting 101 of the world's Funniest One Liners!!! 1) Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name 2) Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back. 3) Time is what keeps things from happening all at once 4) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math 5) I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 6) Never answer an anonymous letter. 7) Its lonely at the top; but you do eat better. 8) I don't suffer from sanity I enjoy minute of it 9)Always go to the other people's funerals, or they wont go to yours. 10) Few Women admit their age; few men act it 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? 12) No one is

Im.... The All Inclusive Pussy
****Types of Pussy**** LAZY PUSSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman's part >except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that >she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you

Christmas 2005
What brought this on, I do not know. But these painful memories are my foe. One after another I relive them clear as day. Wanting nothing more than for them to go away. Lifes twists and turns aren't always easily tackled. Seems like everyday is an uphill battle. Just one day with no horrifying thoughts is all I ask for, all I want. Don't know how much more of this I can take. There's nothing worse than being raped. Once it's over you hurt but your numb. And all you keep asking is "What have I done?". I know it's not my fault but somehow it must be. Why else would they have done this to me? I thought I could put it in the past. But I didn't realize how long the memories would last. Wouldn't be so bad if the images would fade. But it just doesn't seem to work that way. They're just as vivid as the actual event. How do I keep from coming unbent? Would love to be able to forget, if only for a little bit. Reliving this day after day after day, is killing me in the wo

Who & What Is K.k.s. (keeping Kids Safe)???
Just partnered up to this group of folks. Reposted the bulletin information here too because it is very informative about who they are and what they represent. If you want to become a participant in this too, just let the founders know. :) ************************************************** Current K.K.S. Members Please add one another... And if I have left out anyone please add yourself. Thank you... ? Venus ?™®© Queen of Eternal Night~SBAB&KKS~@ CherryTAP ~Just Meee~™®~X~S.B.A.B.~&~K.K.S.~Founder~X~ F.N.D.~ Family~Member~X~@ CherryTAP ~Dontcha~X~Jus~X~Luv?_A_?Bitch~S.B.A.B.~K.K.S. Co-Founder~ PLEASE*RATE*MY*PAGE*AND*FAN*ME!*!@ CherryTAP Joanna@ CherryTAP The Big Mike ™@ CherryTAP Maniacal Bliss Wifey 2 Mario ~DGG FAMILY~ FOUNDER~ (K.K.S.)@ CherryTAP ~Sweetie Pie~{K.K.S. & K.O.T. Member}@ CherryTAP BabyBlackRose~FND FAMILY MEMBER~~KKS~DGG~FAMILY~ MASTER~

Family??
They will say that they loved me, they don't Cannot live with the fact that they betrayed me That there is no truth in what i thought was real Trick or betrayed my faith ends and i feel like i was played its too late I undo unity For it is for fools In this bull shit I don't need Trick or betrayed I think you should know They know it's true That it is a hoax i now see through the lie it was a scheme and it ruined my trust and i now despise! Trick or betrayed Why insist on thinking they loved the love never was They assume that i was there To be gone will change their minds When you see what you feel is not real Disappointment is revealed Cannot live with the fact that they're wrong There is no such thing as love!!or trust anything when those who you are closest to never believe in you Trick or betrayed my faith ends and i feel like i was played its too late I undo unity For it is for fools In this bull shit I don't need Trick or betrayed I think you should

Im A Cool Lady
HI JUST WANA SAY IM A COOL LADY WHO'S DOWN TO EARTH. I HAVE A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR(LOL, BOY DO I EVER, I CRACK MYSELF UP AT TIMES)..I DONT DO PORNO OR SEX TALK OR FOUL LANGUAGE OR THE SUCH. IM A CHRISTIAN LIVING IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS..I LOVE ANIMALS >(THEY SEE ALL DAY SUCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD, I HAVE A BIG HEART) IM NEW HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS SITE SO PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED IF I DONT GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.. IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS NOT HOOKUPS(I DONT SLEEP AROUND) ..I DONT DO DRUGS OR DRINK. I LIVE IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS. IM A DIVORCED 43 YR OLD FEMALE.I HAVE SEVERAL WEB PAGES/SITES THAT CAN BE VIEWED BY WEB OR MOBILE PHONE. I LIKE R&B,HIP HOP,GOSPEL,SMOOTH JAZZ,NEO SOUL,CHRISTIAN,SOME CLASSICAL,SOME ROCK,SOME POP, SOME REGGAE,SOME OLD SCHOOL COUNTRY. Courtesy of MsTags.com

Dead Recollections
dead recollections Looking for a better day, Long I searched now dead I lay. Saw things that taught me to feel no pain, Tears fell down like torrential rain. Met alot of folks just trying to live life, Lost alot of loves even a wife. Observed the smile of a mirthful man, Catching the grace falling from God's right hand. Saw the pride of a homecoming soldier, happiness of a child whose another year older. wiped away tears from a widows face. trying to find substance for that huge empty space. looked in the eyes of a child whose soul was lost, sent many men to the grave trying to collect that cost. watched the flag wave across a midnight sky. old gray man hand over heart fighting not to cry. small child's feet tip toeing christmas morning. listen for the carolers as they begin to sing. traveled this world and never found my own, now dead i lay my deliverance is shown. J. Lindsey

Besides The Amazing Music The Eighties Were No Picnic
IT'S FUNNY, SO LAUGH. When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up-what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But...... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so damned easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a freakin' Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids toda

First Cherry Blob...er, Blog
I will officially be a thirty-something in four days. Eeep! I plan to celebrate with my two best friends, Duck & Jenn, and the chilluns at the Rio Station. See, they make the best Appletinis EVER. Mmmm-hmm. After I throw back some cocktails and good eats (Crabcakes, Shrimp or Filet Mignon...?) I'm coming home, putting the kids to bed and getting wrecked. Oh yes. I'm sure there will be pictures involved. Ah, pictures. I'll have to look good, then, and I will; I'm pampering myself before the big night out. I have to get these roots done and after my hair's all blonde again I plan to get a blowout and a flip or something. I was entertaining the notion of getting my hair done like Laura Roslin or D'anna "Three" Biers, but I don't think I can pull it off. Besides, I'm not that nerdy, am I? LOL, I guess we'll find out on Wednesday. Yeah, I was referring to characters on the new Battlestar Galactica. I'm obsessed. The show is clever, sexy, dramatic -- seriously, it's closer to 24 or

Take The Quiz?
You are charming. You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com

I Wonder
I'm sitting here and it's 0300 i should really be asleep but i'm not, at least not yet. I keep wondering to myself what could be next... What is this life going to throw at me next. If it isn't one thing it's another... A fight with my family one day? I confusing conversation with my ex the next. A disagreement with my mate who cant seem to decide from day to day what is going to happen. Friends and allies , Ex's and Enemies ... My life seems so full of drama and i have not even gotten to go home yet. How often will things like this happen once i do go home? I often find myself just wanting a normal life without the Drama... I talked to Hiene today..He's an officer here with one of the other units he is suppost to be asigned to my detachment as a replacement we share the same rank all though permotions are coming up... Hopefully my name is on that list, It would be nice to go home a cheif warrent insted of just a warrent... Anyways... Hiene is 3 years older then me an

Triumphant Return!!
TDS is now back and better than ever! Operating on our new windows xp operating system we're now able to work twice as hard and twice as long to bring you the products and services of excellency you've come to expect from your number one provider of everyday merchandise!

Can't Sleep!!!
I'm so excited that I can't sleeep!!! I just found out that the company that I work for is changing the way we make money...more like how much we make...MORE MONEY!!! I can easily make a couple of thousand each month when this goes into effect! I'm so excited but it's 2 am and I have no one to share it with because EVERYONE is in bed!!!

Can't Sleep
The ex gets to take my daughter today... and there's nothing I can do about it. Why is it ok for a father to not see his daughter for 2 months, to care enough to even call... and the courts decide its okay for him to take her and put her in a strange enviroment? I just don't get it!!! Its just NOT fair!!!!

Reply Please!!!
Copy and send it back to me!!!! 1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s) 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

My Son Has Come Home
MY SON HAS COME HOME © By Blue Wolf My son came home from war the other day, it seemed like forever; as though this day would never come. His body was whole, but his mind still wandered of memories; lost comrades who fought well; and gave their all; who gave their last breath; for country; for honor; for freedoms sake, so that we could partake of another day. Now we must remember and keep the memory of those left behind, still left to, fight; to stay alive. We honor the memory of those who died and gave their all, and pray for peace. Maybe one day wars will cease.

Sexual Feelings
Sexual Feelings © Blue Wolf Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Have You Fanned Your Friend Lately???
LOL.... What Have You Done For Me Late VideoWhat Have You Done For Me Late lyrics - Janet Jackson lyricsJanet Jackson Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Just curious.... Do you love your friends? Why not fan them too??? While I understand that not all your fans may be your friends, shouldn't all your friends also be your fans??? Sooooooo..... Back to the question, Have you fanned your friend lately???

Time Is On The Other Side
Time passes and I fly by My thoughts sit and linger here and there Nowhere in specific The colors on the walls The shapes that sit in the room The fluffy thing that runs around The pictures on the fireplace catch my eye People Just some people I don’t know why But all I can think is why I look out the window and time still flys by The light has changed And I cant help but stare Every second is like years I look back and the pictures have changed They are the same pictures but the people have grown old Tired Weary And all I do is stare The flag flys Black and white A symbol of a death of part of me Of them Of him

Under My Skin
The cow skull stares at me Its feathers flapping in the dead wind I am consumed The black fills the void The red sits on me Its soft and light The blue looms over I am over taken Its cold I am afraid Green rushes in Slowly I am filled with so much I hurt It feels so good The orange The yellow And I am wraped up Taped up And I walk out

Lost And Confused
I feel lost Im totaly confused I dont know what to do torn apart empty inside sometimes i just wish i could die nothing seems right my world is unraveling before me i try to fight but the more i try the worse it gets my worlds falling apart and no one sees or cares my world should end yet the suffering is still there I feel lost and totaly confuzed i wish someone could tell me what im supposed to do

You Are:
You are.... The problems and accomplishments may occupy much of your time and your thinking. Yet the big issue is that you are. You are alive and aware, intelligent and capable, curious and adaptable, with the ability to feel and to experience an endless stream of wonder and wisdom. There are so many implications and possibilities that it is impossible to ever imagine them all. Yet you do indeed imagine. And whatever you imagine begins to take life when it first forms deep within you. The world that surrounds you may sometimes appear to be randomly cruel and oppressive. The situations in which you find yourself may seem painful and unbearable. Step back, though, and consider how truly magnificent is the fact that you are, and that you can know it. Realize that you can find joyful purpose in the darkest corners, and blessed fulfillment in transcending the most difficult challenges. You are life, you are love, you are kindness and purpose and joy, and the living expres

Women Words
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: Though not actually a word, this IS a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a man can hear a woman make. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

Wtf?
I finally find a good person (well at least he is to me anyway) to be there for me as a friend and someone has to go starting shit for who the fuck knows what reason!? He has been there for me when I really needed someone to be. Yes, it's a guy...who gives a flying fuck? He has sat on the phone with me many times and just listened to me cry. Has provided a place for me stay when my kids' dad wants to spend quality alone time with our kids. Has listend to me for hours rant and rave about this and that. We have even talked about a girl that he wanted to see but he was unsure about how a certain situation would affect it. We've talked about his daughter and all the crap that he went through with the courts. He confides in me just as much as I confide in him. BIG FLIPPING DEAL! Why am I so pist off? Because someone decided to once again start running their mouth about shit that they have concieved in their mind. No facts, just what they think they are seeing. It freaking irritatin

Wiccan Lullaby
Heaven's gift to me just the way you are, A new aged child from a distant star. It feels so good just to be So close to your love. You are heaven's gift to me. You are so sweet and pure just the way you are. Mama's precious jewel. Daddy's rising star. There's so much in life for you to see. And so much to be. You are Heaven's gift to me. La la la la la la, la la la la la, La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, La la la la la, la la la la, La la la la la, la la la la la la la Heaven's gift to me just the way you are, A new aged child always in my heart. There's so much in life for you to be, And so much to see. You are heaven's gift to me. La la la la la la, la la la la la, La la la la la, la la la la la, La la la la la la, la la la la la, La la la la la, la la la la la la la. La la la la la la, la la la la la, La la la la la la la, la la la la la la, There's so much in life for you to see, And so much to be. You are heaven's

New To Cherry Tap
I have only been here a couple of days, but I am really digging this site.. it is more interactive than Myspace, and I have met some really cool and sexy people... Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome.

Sex Quiz
Short sexual experience quiz: 1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yeah,hasn't everyone? 2) Ever been to a bar? Of course! 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Not yet! 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes. 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? Duh!! I'm Bi,you do the math!! 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Yeah,several times. 7) Had sex in a car? car,boat,truck,bus,plane...hood of a car,roof of a car. 8) Had sex at the beach? Yeah. 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Yeah. 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Who hasn't? 11) Had sex at work? Yep,in the office. 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yeah! First time? Age 16. 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yes. 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yeah,porn is expensive!! 15) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? OH YEAH!! MORE THAN ONCE!! 16) Have you been caught having sex

Wanting Something So Badly
Here it is 2:30 in the morning and I'm not sleeping to save my life...I can't sleep...I keep wanting something so badly...I don't think that you really understand...its like prayers have been answered and yet I still don't have the right stuff to compete for attention. I wish everyone wouldn't get so pissed off when I say that but it's the truth. I want to go out and have a good time, I want to be in the company of a very nice looking guy who has a blossoming personality...I don't like when I'm wanting something so badly. I don't care who reads this, I don't care who says what about it. My heart is in pieces, just when I think that someone has come along to pick up those pieces I realize that I get scared again, I'm afraid that they are just going to mince up the pieces even farther...CherryTap has brought me so much attention from people that I could never see even thinking about talking to me and finally when I feel that I'm going to feel better, I just end up getting scared again...

Poems From Devilsplaymate
I want you to please me, tease me and make me yours. I want to fell your touch on my naked flesh. I want to feel your lips kiss away my deepest needs. I want to feel your body sliding next to mine. I want you to make me weak with need. I want to feel alive with lust. I want you to make me want you more. Seduce Me ... Waiting for You. I can't seem to get you out of my mind. Flashes of our passion keep breaking into my thoughts. I can't think about anything, except what it feels like to be touching you, kissing you.. The way you make me feel, I can't explain. I say I want my thoughts to remain still, yet deep down I can feel these detours are awakening my deepest desires of you. I hope you crave me the way I crave you. Together we can lift each other and take a ride on passion's high. You're all I want, and I want you now. Wanting You Imagine not knowing where I will touch, kiss or caress you. Imagine the delight you will fell when my lips are suddenly placed on yours. Imagine the desi

Pieces Of My Heart
Pieces of My Heart by Blue Wolf I have a little story to tell, I know just where to start. It's not a very long one, It begins within my heart. It was all in pieces, Lying scattered on the floor. I knew I had to pick them up, And replace them as before. I couldn't bring myself to do it, 'Cuz they never seemed to fit. There were always pieces missing, Never sure quite where they went. So, I started searching For the pieces left behind. Then, I started crying For the ones I couldn't find. As I searched alone, you see, For the pieces I held dear, I tried to call for help, But, I guess no one could hear, No one close enough to my heart To see the pieces fall. I kept it hidden far from sight, Blocked, behind a wall. Then, my wall began to crumble, One brick at a time, And standing on the other side, Was the reason for this rhyme. She didn't tell me who she was, She just opened up her hand. She said, "I found these on the beach, Scattered in t

How Much Of A Bitch Are You?
You are 79% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

Want My Shoes?
Before you judge me, try my shoes on. Don't walk that dreaded mile. Just try them on and see what you feel. My shoes have been physically abused, mentally abused, emotionally abused. They've been worn down, run over, beaten down. My battered shoes have been all alone and at times neglected. Their "souls" have been ripped, tattered and torn. The tongue of my shoes has kissed lies, covered lies, covered secrets to protect others. My old shoes have been buried in slander, hidden in mud. My shoes have hidden in fear and ran from mistakes. They have run away from those that they called their family in order to protect their very sanity. They battle depression and fight for my life. So try them on, you judgemental demon. See how long before you feel the fire that they have walked through. You'll buckle you slimy weakling. My shoes were made for me. Your judgement is nothing to what I have already conquered. I've beat you down more than once in my lowest low and I WILL do i

What Type Of Person Do You Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract geeks! What type of person do you attract?

Whats Your Goth Name?
Whats your Goth name? Your Result: Dawn Everyone knows who u r and doesnt wanna mess with u. U have alot of friends but only really talk to a few of them. U wear black and ur hair is many colors. U like rock and metal. U have ur own way of looking at things and wear things the way u wanna wear them and u dont care wat ppl thinkAnjelica Tibby Jason Raylyn Slayer Whats your Goth name?

Ah Na Na Na Na
01. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND HAVE TO SPEND IT TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET? Probably a Dr. Pepper... and a bag of chips... not big on snacks actually. 02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A dolphine 03. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD? don't have one. 04. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP? Stuffed french toast. 05. LAST BOOK YOU READ? My friend Leonard. 06. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST? nope. 07. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR? my red lacy boy shorts. 08. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED ummm... I think it was when my husband pushed me up against the wall.... thank god for the divorce. 09. OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS, WITH WHOM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE STUCK IN A WELL? I'd have to say some hot guy... that way at least we can have some fun while being stuck down there. 10. ROCK CONCERT, OR SYMPHONY? Rock Concert 11. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?

Rating Pix & Adding As A Fan???
Ok a lot of people here ask to "Rate My Pix & Fan Me Before Adding as a Friend" I got no problems doing that, but once I do, they dont give it in return, their obviously here for a free ride to get to the top!!! Im getting really sick of it, And some of them dont allow comments unless your a friend so I cant even say Ill do that for them if they do the samefor me. I got no problems giving a bit of my time to get and give a few points, but I ask that I get the same in return!! Its a total waste of time to get nothing back!! This aint a race or popularity contest. Its a place to talk and make a few friends!!! If I feel like rating pix and adding someone as a Fan on my own, I will, I dont expect the other person to do anything, but id apreciate it if they did!!!

Have You Ever Wondered Where The Phrase You Got To Be Shitting Me Came From??
Have you ever wondered where the Phrase "You Gotta Be Shitten Me" came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country way back when, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 [remember this number] in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters [remember this name] and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading. Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites. Sometime l

I Won't Stop Til I See Blood
A song I written about being a vampire... Please post your comments to let me know what you think about it.:) 1, 2 Gangrel's coming for you 3, 4 better lock your doors Gangrel, can you come out and play? I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I can't stop 'til I see blood (repeat) I got that gleam in my eye I'm straight from the grave Dress in all black, I'm looking for a slave Call me the reaper, you won't live to tell Call me Gangrel, I'm straight out of hell I need blood, I'm lookin for a victim The Brood, I'm with 'em Lets go get 'em Lock up your doors, and throw away the key You can't run from me, look at my teeth I'm sleeping in a casket, and kill at night I know it ain't right, but I hate the sunlight And no you're not dreaming, this is not a nightmare Cause when you wake up, guess what? I'm still there!!! I won't stop 'til I see blood I won't stop 'til I see blood I won

Mateing
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

Dont Loose Grandpa
Don't Lose Grandpa Short & Sweet All Grandpas need this warning: DO NOT lose your Grand-kids in the Mall A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."

She . . .
She once had purpose Her mind sharp . . . fluid graceful hands applied ink to page. Stark images, naked grew from her mind, her private Hell. Expressing her Darkness, acceptable to all. The Artist, forgiven her trespasses, tis Art they cry. She swallows it all down, the pain, the fear, the little pills. They help she says. The hand now shakes, the hand curls, twists. The eyes no longer see pages, no focus. Dull, blur, numb, confusion. Speaking, a challenge. Thinking, impossible. She needs to swallow. Small white pearls. She smiles upon them. Her treasure. Her purpose. And she . . . their purpose. Means to her end. End to her means. She will end.

"mothers Milk."
*Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or none at all. One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A".*

Conversation At The Dinnertable
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers: "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes dear, dead from the roots up and the ball

How Obessive-compulsive Are You?
You Are 74% Obsessive-Compulsive! You're a overly meticulous with routines and cleanliness. Still shouldn't be OC but you're on your way there. Just give yourself a little more randomness now and again and you should be okay.How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?

The Explaination Fo Evil
I thought this was a great explaination............. This is great! Never saw it explained this way before . . . Simple & clear!! Did God create Evil? At a certain college there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on Christians. At the first class, every semester, he asked if anyone was a Christian and proceeded to degrade them and to mock their statement of faith. One semester, he asked the question and a young man raised his hand. The professor asked, "Did God make everything young man?" He replied "Yes sir he did!" The professor responded, "IF God made everything, then he made evil" The student didn't have a response and the professor was happy to once again proved the Christian faith to be a myth. Then another man raised his hand and asked, "May I ask you something, sir?" "Yes, you may," responded the professor. The young man stood up and said, "Sir, is there such a thing as cold?" "Of course there is, what kind of

Pain
Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling down You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Paint, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I know (I know I know I

The Shoover
THE SHOOVER Vacuum shoes suck up dust as you walk IT'S a brilliant feat of design - vacuum shoes which suck up the dust as you walk. The Shoover - which makers Electrolux call the Dustmate - is perfect for anyone who hates housework. It has a tiny rechargeable vacuum inside the base. And there is a laser movement sensor which switches the suction on and off automatically to save energy. It's all made of green nylon with a flexible rubber sole and elastic sock to fit any foot making it comfortable to wear. Electrolux said: "We all have to vacuum our home - this product is designed for busy people who want to keep the housework down to a minimum. Dustmate provides a cleaning solution that doesn't take up any precious free time. "As you walk, the base of the shoes collect dust on the floor without requiring any effort. It is a simple yet creative cleaning concept." The designers came up with the invention after asking consumers what they wanted and finding that they we

Calling In To Work Sick
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

What A Day !
I swear it was monday as bad as my day was I woke up at 6:30 am went out to start my car and it had a flat tire so okay not a great start but, I got over and changed the tire. Then on my way to work which did I mention I was late getting to ? This lady pulls out within 3 feet of me and well I hit her. The dumb ass that she was gets out and yells at me like it was my fault.She calls the cops. they take 20 minutes to get there then the cops are taking her side. finally I get pissed off and start telling the cops how she pulled out when this older man came out of his house to see what all the yelling was about. to make a really long story shorter. he tell the cops that this lady who I hit pull his same stunt once a month. Can you all believe that. So she got arrestted. Than my day got better. Thank God for small miracles.

The Blonde Bank Robbers
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second. They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "Are you SURE you understand the plan?" "Yes!" replied the second blonde. So the second blonde gets out of the passenger side of the car and heads into the bank. Time passes, and after 10 minutes the second blonde has not returned. The first blonde gets very nervous. Finally, out comes the second blonde from the bank dragging the safe behind her by a rope, and seconds behind her comes the guard with his pants down. "No you idiot! I told you to blow the SAFE and tie-up the GUARD!"

Pictures Worth A Thousnd Words
Just Thinking of that phrase "a picture is worth a thousand words" from the most mondaine to the most extravegent.So my thought is, every time we look around thousands and thousands of pictrue goes through our head. Each one may be a little different opinion, But if you state your opinion. Some times you are told you are wrong. So whos job is it to decide weather it is wrong or not?

Forrest Gump Go's To Heaven
The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. ?He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. ?However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper? St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. ?We have heard a lot about you. ?I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. ?The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. ?But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. ?Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. ?He returns the next day and sees St. Pet

The Great Chili Cook Off
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City park. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank - "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (NativeTexans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tas

Little Johnny Too Smart For 1st Grade
Too Smart for 1st Grade A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?" Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Little Johnny: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Little Johnny: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader should k

How Can Something So Small Hurt So Bad?
My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time

Bufflao And Braincells
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers

About Me
Tell me about yourself -The Survey! Name: Kelly Birthday: August 1st Birthplace: TN Current location: TN,wishing I was in Maryland Eye color: Blue Hair color: Brown with highlights Height: 5'91/2 Right or left handed:Right Your Heritage: Dixie chick The shoes you wore today: NB Running shoes Your weakness : My daughter's smile Your fears : Losing someone I love Your perfect pizza :Pepperoni and Pineapple What would you like to achieve this year: Finding happiness ! Overused phrase on an instant message: omg Thoughts when you first wake up : I gotta pee Your Best feature: my eyes , people say Your Bedtime: whenever my girls let me lay down Your most missed memory :flying kites with my dad Pepsi or coke: coke McDonalds or Burger King : Blah neither Single or group dates : Single Lipton or Nestea : Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or coffee: Frozen Hazelnut FRAP Do you smoke :no nasty Do you swear : Hell yeah Do you sing

How Not To Cyber
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and ca

Just Read This
i am deleting tons of you from my friends list! if you never talk to me then what is the point of being on my friends list. its not like ur getting a lot of points from me. anyhow i used to have 1400+ friends now im down to 500 something and still deleting ppl. i am only keeping ppl who talk to me...

The Innocent
Innocent children with innocent eyes believe and trust when others lie. Why can't everyone just be honest with eachother? Then there would be no lies to cause the innocent to suffer. Tattered hopes and shattered dreams, this is all that telling lies will bring. The day all this stops and sets the innocent free, our hearts and our spirits will be filled with glee. Love and Laughter should always abound, if only there were no lies and suffering to stomp it down. Soon this shall all come to an end, so that the time of innocence may rise again?

Fuck To Wha???
Ok, everybody should play this with me. You have to guess what song I like to fuck too. I don't think anyone knoes me well enough to guess it. He he. Guess though. This shall be fun if you play along.

Is It Wrong To Just Want To Be Loved
is it so wrong to just want to be loved i dont get it i dont ask for much at all juat that someone loves me for me i dont care about anything else i just wanna be loved thats all......... and when i think i found it i didnt so where do i go from there i am lonley i want someone with me all the time i dont know what to do anymore so is it wrong to just wanting to be loved

It's A Bad Day When...
* You wake up face down on the pavement. * You went to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any. * You put your bra on backward and it fits better. * You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. * You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. * You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. * Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. * Your twin sister forgets your birthday. * You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you don't have a waterbed. * Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on to the freeway. * Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. * Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. * The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. * You wake up and your braces are locked together. * You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your p

What Mental Disorder Do You Have?
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Manic Depressive You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed. Paranoia GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) What mental disorder do you have?

Savannah River Site
Is where i will be from Monday till thursday or friday...so if i dont post or reply to anyone dont get upset...I will be helping to build the MOX Project complex...If you dont know what it is then visit these links http://www.srs.gov/general/srs-home.html http://www.dcsmox.com/factsheets.html

Funny..not Really
funny how shit works out you think you love someone and they feel the same way and then the next they wont talk to you i dont get it i try to understand but i reall cant anywayz hit me up people tell me why shit like this happens

Poetry
I see poetry every day Whole lotta rhythm not too much rhyme Full African hips sway, sway In melodious time Are you tellin' me that she aint poetry? The dance of Manjani What they call karate That summer time party Hell yeah that's poetry! The way African people move and groove is so smooooooth... It's got to be poetry. That touchdown catch My love's morning stretch Our children’s first sketch Man, you tellin me that aint poetry? You see We, we are living history of rhythm and rhyme Complex measures frozen then syncopated in time. Yeah man we are poetry. Our smooooth sun baked bodies Entangled passionately For what seems to be An eternity Damn! Now that's poetry! Poetry is Trane blowin' that horn. Poetry is Coltrane blowin that horn. Poetry is John Coltrane blowin that horn. Softly... As I sleepily... Cuddle up next to thee. Yeah... That's poetry

Na Siaigh Conghal Siorcha
“Who Dares To Say, ‘Forget’?” My apologies for this somewhat sectarian piece. However, we cannot heal the errors of the past until we heal the schism within our own hearts. Herban Media's Myspace Tools

Confused (help!)
I'm kinda of confused about something. Maybe someone can help me. I'm sitting here talking to my boyfriend and he started getting mad for some reason. At first I didn't know what as going on. He started being crabby so I asked what's wrong? He said "Stop doing two things at one time" it's then that I realized I was on cherrytap, talking to him on the phone,listening to music, and Iming people while trying to rememember what my home work was. I stopped two things, cherrytap and chatting with my friends on msn. He still got mad so I stopped everything expect thinking. He is the type of person who can only do one thing all the time. Im the kind of person who can't do one thing because im easily lost in one thing. (yey ADHD) I've explained many times that I have ADHD..i'll admit I started playing more attention to some things than him but he does the same thing awhile ago but I didn't really care. We've had this fight way too many times. He knows that I'm very senstive about my ADHD

Ok Look !
SOMEONE HIT UR GURL UP IM SO FUCKIN BORED AND NEED PIC COMMENTS TO SOMETHING TO DO SO HIT ME UP U KNO WHO I B THE ONE AND ONLY !STRAWBERRY! LETS CHAT SOMEONE LETS TALK TALK TO ME I NEED YALL TO SHO ME SUM MAD LUV TONITE !

Workin
As of Monday I will embark on a new journy as a state tested nurses aid. Im extremely excited to get to work again. Its been way to long. So hopefully life will begin to improve for all involved I know it will for me.

On The Mark Of Soul
On the Mark of a Soul Surrounded as I am by old friends with dusty jackets I wonder about the plain and the war torn hacks, who hawk their wares but never seem to take flight. And in the quiet of the night, I wonder “Shall I ever be content?” And though I know not from whence it came, the thought consumes me as if a flame had died. No more shall I deride, the soul of another- for if I bear the marks of a mother, more so does the man who bears his arms, by whom, for my sake, the battle is won, and the victory shared. --SLN

On The Truth Of Liiving With Cats
On the Truth of Living with Cats Hoping that I won’t see what is really there, I turn away and cover every mirror. But the cat reflects me and tells me I am forgotten anyway. At once it’s pride and humiliation pushes me toward God’s heart. But the cat surely knows what I am. If I wake or if I sleep, alone, and dreaming, what shall I be but screaming into the night? Nothing comes to me for comfort. The dove has passed by saying, “She is not here.”

Fucking Hilarious
my drunk fat neighbor just called the cops on us for making too much noise. it would be fine but hons on her computer and i was watching mind of mencia quietly thank god we called the landlord about her royal fatness. i cant wait to hear what he says about this.

Clawfinger - I Guess I'll Never Know
After all these precious years you chose to just give in Why did you leave so many things undone I only scratched the surface of the thoughts you had within And for me your life had just begun Why did you think that you were never good enough to give When you accepted me right from the start I never saw the side of you that didn't want to live And I miss you from the bottom of my heart What was it that you never told a soul about yourself What kind of thoughts were buried inside Was there really no one there you thought would understand Or was the only barrier your pride Witch so much love around you I just wish you'd loved yourself 'Cos no one here can ever take your place You were someone special and my words just can't express How much I miss the warmth of your embrace Why did you just give in Why did you just give up and let it go I guess I'll never know It's hard to see you disappear without a real good bye There's so many things I wish I'd said But all th

Clawfinger - Two Sides
There's nothing a god can give to me that I can't give to myself I put my beliefs in the things I believe and a god can take care of himself There's not enough love in the world for me to think about wasting my time It's not that I don't believe at all but I can't need a heavenly sign I can achieve the things I need without getting down on my knees I can respect your religion but I don't want to pay your fees I don't want to hear you talk about things you think that I need So don't help me back on my feet again until you can hear me plead Just look in the holy book of crooks and tell me what you can find All the rules and regulations made to manipulate your mind Don't pretend that you're blind, just open your mind and study historical times The bigger the loss The bigger the cost The bigger the cross And its crimes I don't believe in god that I need to worship I don't believe that I need to get down on my knees I don't believe that voice from above can help me I o

Vegas Baby
Well its that time agian in Vegas, Punk Rock Bowling. Sunday one of my fav. bands Me first and the gimme gimmes will be at Sams Town, NOFX is on Saturday at House of Blues and Friday and Saturday night at the Cooler there will be many many bands, Agent Orange, Guilty by Association, Bad samartins etc. If you live her and like punk grab a city life it will tell you all about it. SEE YA THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Poison The Well - Loved Ones
Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for the 20 years. I love trying to make conversation when I could careless of what you're doing, what are you doing? And I know you never cared 'till now. All my days go back to when you would scream. And it froze me. Guess the screaming runs in the family. You look tired and run-down. Are you even excited to see your baby boy? Put a razor to the skin 'till we don't resemble each other anymore. Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for the 20 years. So now I see the tears welling up, finally you care I've waited all my life for this. It's always been over, it's always been over, it's always been over for us. A single tear, a last resort for all who've never felt. Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for these 20 years. If I could flip this table I'd stab you with every word that lied its way out of your head.

My Seduction Style Is...
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Living And Giving
Whatever you give away today, or think or say or do will multiply about tenfold and then return to you. It may not come immediately, nor from the obvious source but the law applies unfailingly, through some invisible force. Whatever you feel about another, be it love or hate or passion will surely bounce right back to you in some clear (or secret) fashion If you speak about some person, a word of praise or two, soon, tens of other people will speak kind words of you. Our thoughts are broadcasts of the soul, not secrets of the brain. Kind ones bring us happiness; petty ones, untold pain. Giving works as surely as reflections in a mirror. If hate you send, hate you'll get back, but loving brings love nearer. Remember, as you start this day and duty crowds your mind, that kindness comes so quickly back to those who first are kind. Let that thought and this one direct us through each day. The only things we ever keep are the things we give away.

My Drug Personality
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Another Blog
Okay well I've been posting alot more then usual but writting helps me get the stress out of my body as i have no other way that i can without getting myself in a serious amount of trouble and i dont really want to do that. I've been sitting here thinking about this dream i had about my friend. About how him and i talked and i cant help but pray that i really did talk to him. It was kinda weird but it was good at the same time, We stood there on a golf course and talked and he asked me why i was being like i was, why was i letting everything get me down why was i letting insignifisent people bring me down when i was better then that. All i could say to him is that i couldnt believe he was gone after all we had gone threw as we had gone threw a previous tour together and survived it. he told me hey it happens we knew the risks getting involved with the service in the first place. And i just looked at him and i couldnt get the words out of my mouth i just felt like i wanted t

Im Saying This
I dont care if this gets kicked off or if i get deleted or if i offend someone cuz this is something that should be said. FUCK YOU! Yes you heard me. Fuck you to all those anti American assholes! And Fuck You to the Assholes who live here and praise what happened on 9-11. FUCK YOU! Your the type of people that should have died in the disaster. No, instead you left here to live and spread your hateful message to our youth and to the politics and you threaten all those around you so they have no choice but to follow you. Hey If you hate this country so much, GET THE FUCK OUT!! I mean we must be doing something right. We have to build a fence around the border to control mexicans coming in. The cubans want in so bad they swim here. But yet you people who have all you want and still want more have to stand up like the pricks you are and complain about the dumbest of things. Well just know. when you die ill be there to shit on your graves! Note: I dont mean any disrespect to mexican

Creepy
ok so the creepiest thing just happened to me. so i just got up to go to the bathroom from my bedroom. and i walk into the hall and it smells like the fresh, cold air. and its colder than it should be. then i realize that the front door is open. my room is on the second floor so i go down and close it...and its not locked yet cause my sister still needs to come home...so why is the door open? i really do not want to know.

Norwalk Virus And Norwalk-like Viruses
What are Norwalk and Norwalk-like viruses? These viruses, also known as small round structured viruses or caliciviruses, are an important cause of gastrointestinal illness throughout the United States, including Illinois. Members of this category of viruses, subsequently referred to as Norwalk-like viruses, are typically named for the location in which they were first identified, for example, Hawaii, Snow Mountain, Montgomery County and Oklahoma. The Norwalk virus is the prototype for this group of viruses – there are at least 11 other related viruses – hence the name “Norwalk-like virus.” What are the symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses? The signs and symptoms of Norwalk-like viruses are similar and usually occur between 24 hours and 48 hours after exposure. They include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, muscle aches, headache, tiredness and low-grade fever. Symptoms typically last 24 hours to 48 hours and subside on their own. There are no known long- term effects aft

Lesson In Life
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, yo

Day 3
Today just sucked. I got a call around 9 am from my manager asking me to come in to work early around 2 or 3 instead of 5 like I was scheduled for. So I agreed and went back to sleep. Well then I woke up around noon and got out of bed and did things around my house. Almost skipped breakfast, well i had the cereal and the bowl on the counter and walked away from them, don't remember why. So I ate the cereal around like 1pm. Sat on the couch for a bit crocheting my blanket. Soon it was time for work I had to leave about 2:30 to be on time. I ended up skipping lunch at home, so at work I was silently yelling at myself on how I failed and the like. I made sure I ate a large meal at dinner, but still I felt like a failure. Then I told the bf on my skipped meal and he was like now is not a good time to piss me off. On the way home the voices of the eating disorder and my other mental condition, borderline personality disorder, almost made me cry. They were like you are worthless and

Hello And Goodbye...
Hello. Yeah, it's been a while. So you probably don't expect to hear anything from me, you know why all of sudden i'm bugging you again. Ever since, i'm the person who would say everything that i want to say and do everything that i want to do. Until one day I stopped... that very day when you told me to stop. I tried, i really did. I wanted to get you out of my head, out of my system, out of my life... For the first few months, i was mad. There were days I thought I was okay, that everything's fine, that, after all, i didnt really need you. I would pretend to have actually moved on and you were just someone from my distant past. For the past months of not hearing anything from you, yes, i have survived. There were times i felt happy, though i was not sure if it was genuine. Then days would come when i feel extremely lonely. I was so afraid of the thought that i will probably not see you ever again. There were days when i would want to call you, to talk to you, to see you... what i

Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Three Priests
Three priests Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. "Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."

Men
Today has been one interesting day.... between my therapy appt, chatting with scott, bitching to him about the lady or guy whatever smoking while getting gas... and i think he/she/it heard me... been one crazy day. I called the guy just to sit and bitch... what a trooper.... to sit and listen to me bitching... he is such a sweet guy!!! except when he freaks out on me about silly things!!! But it's ok... thats life!! **kisses sweetie** Anyways, nothing new today... lots of homework this weeked... cant wait...

What Should I Fear?
I used to live in perpetual fear of losing things I had, or never having the things I hoped to acquire in my life. What if I lose my hair? What if I never get the big house I want? What if I become overweight, out of shape, or unattractive? What if I lose my job? What if I am disabled and cannot play ball with my child? What if I get old and frail and have nothing to offer those around me? But life has lessons for those who listen, and now I know: If I lose my hair, I will be the best darn bald guy I can be, and I will be grateful that my head can still stimulate ideas, if not follicles. A house does not make a person happy. The unhappy heart will not find contentment in a bigger house, while the heart that is merry will make any home a happy one. If I spend more time developing my emotional, mental, and spiritual dimensions, rather than over-focusing on my physical self, I will be more beautiful with each passing day. If I cannot work for wages, I w

Passions Embrace
Passion's Embrace The softness of your lips As they slide over mine Taste like honey to my soul As they take me back in time Oh the fire of your touch Like hot silk on my tender breasts The passion I crave so much As you taste the nectar of my kiss A Slowly drumming melody in my heart Your skin like a river of light My moan of pleasure as you start Ecstasy I'd never fight A lovers tune dances up my spine As the shadow of your embrace Slides across my thighs Ohhh sooo slowly the pace Our hearts mingled in rapture The torture of passion so sweet The affection of a thousand years As at least we meet The motion of our rhythm In perfect unison we move Our flight those of doves As we reach our domain

I Want You Back
I went out to dinner with a new girlfriend last night. I wanted to show her a good time, and forget about you. We went to a new, hip restaurant because I wanted to impress her. We got our table and I sat looking at the bar. I ordered a drink and her some wine. Appetizers and we started small talk. I am hoping this will lead to bed, but not completely. The wound of you leaving me is still fresh. I screwed up, but not with someone else. I let you down, was not there to support you. Too wrapped up in my own shit. I tried to make it up to you, but were hurt. As my dinner companion talked, I looked at the bar. Oh my god, there you are. Looking at me, staring really. Just sitting calmly, staring. My world crashes inward. What do I do? I try to continue the conversation, but have lost the thread. I look up again, you are gone. Was it a dream? I order another drink and excuse myself to the bathroom. My hands are sweaty and I am light headed. Did you really see me? As

Restroom Humor
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman ,

Mamas And Papas Member Dead At 66
Mamas and Papas Member Dead at 66 MISSISSAUGA, Ont. (AP) - Denny Doherty, one-quarter of the 1960s folk-rock group the Mamas and the Papas, known for their soaring harmony on hits like ``California Dreamin''' and ``Monday, Monday,'' died Friday at 66. His sister Frances Arnold said the singer-songwriter died at his home in Mississauga, a city just west of Toronto, after a short illness. The group burst on the national scene in 1966 with the top 10 smash ``California Dreamin'.'' The Mamas and the Papas broke new ground by having women and men in one group at a time when most singing groups were unisex. John Phillips, the group's chief songwriter; his wife, Michelle; and another female vocalist, Cass Elliot, teamed with Doherty. ``Monday, Monday'' hit No. 1 on the charts and won the band a Grammy for best contemporary group performance. Among the group's other songs were ``I Saw Her Again Last Night,'' ``Go Where You Wanna Go,'' ``Dancing Bear,'' and versions of ``I Call Yo

Oh, Snap!
first blog entry. i have nothing to do so im on here while straightening my hair with my new fantastic straightener i got because im in hairschool. my hair is pin straight and its honestly sex. if my straightener was a male, id do it right now, thats how much i love this bitch. seriously kids. seriously, oh and if it wasnt 400degrees right now too. i wouldnt appreciate that at all.

What Gem Stone Are You?
What gem stone are you? SaphirreYou are smart and kind, people love you for your understanding and caring nature. You are a born beauty, but you have that special sparkle in your eyes. Keep it up hon, you are the perfect all around girl! Take this test

And We Drink To Forget
This place is a prison And these people aren't your friends Inhaling thrills through $20 bills And the tumblers are drained and then flooded again And again They're guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth And you may case the grounds from the cascades to Puget sound, But you are not permitted to leave I know there's a big world out there like the one I saw on the screen In my living room late last night, It was almost too bright to see And I know that it's not a party if it happens every night Pretending there's glamour and candelabra When you're drinking by candlelight What does it take to get a drink in this place? What does it take, how long must I wait?

Ma Love Is Addictive!
Hold up don't rush take it slow when you hit it Because too much of this and you'll be addicted I'm telling you soon this will be what you need One hit of this will get you higher than a blunt of weed You know when you take speed and get the rush This is better than it so don't take too much I'm telling you it'll happen in the blink of an instant One hit of this and you will be addicted Out of all the drugs this is supreme It has a stronger addiction than nicotine If I give it to you you'll say its nice This drug has a stonger high than ice This drug I got its the right recipe This will take you higher than ecstasy You might not know it but you'll be back You'll be craving this as if it was crack After one hit you'll neva say no I swear what I got is better than coke One hit of this will have you seeing circles And if you not careful it might just hurt ya This drug I got can't be tamed Its better than shooting h

The Gym: Part 1
The Gym by Maldoror © This is a story attended for adults, not for those that adults feed, watch, and change. If you are over 18, and still your mom makes your bed, you can read this, but you are immature. ANYONE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS. Go outside and play. Copyright © 2004 by Maldoror11@aol.com . Maldoror11 ---------- Due to an overzealous boss and an overeager work ethic, I worked 60 hours a week during the Summer to finish a long and tedious project that will result in accolades for my boss - for making sure it got done - and a hefty bonus for me-for getting it done. As such, I was beginning to see a bulge pushing my collared shirts out further than they were accustomed to in the wrap-around mirror that encircled the elevator’s walls. The bulge seemed to grow daily. Long hours behind a computer screen, Burritos and pizza for lunch, and a not so sensible dinner would eventually bring the fittest of people down. After a month and a half of this situation, I decid

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it. I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was kn

So This My Bitch
so this my my frist bitch ...blog not like any ones going to read it yes my typeing sucks so does my spelling so eat me ...god what a meat fest here ..yea women hate me or they they don't like to date me or do they want to to make love to me well it offical I a loner and I wish I was gay cus I get no play fromt he ladies.. I was married once after she ripped my soul out.. iam dead in side i am sick of fucking guys posting me and iam sick of thes hoes laughing at me ..(not fem doms)this site is justg as lame as my space ....when you do open there profile you can't readit do all the crap(bling)they have on there pages or there under 18 or ther young enought to my kid. love what a joke ..yea i gave her every thing and i got fucked yea great well her life is fucking great.. thanks god for leaveing me here to rot FUCK THE WORLD

Hello Everyone
Hey My name is Charissa. I live in WV. I am a new Momma. My son is 1 month old today. It is so great to finally be a mommy. I tried for so long and was told that i could not have kids. I proved them all wrong. He is growing so fast. He is truely and gift from God. My Lil Miracle Baby. He weighed 7lb 11oz at birth. He now weighs 9lb 13oz. They grow so fast. I just wish his Daddy was in his life. But it is his decision. Not mine. He will reegret on of these days. But anyways That is about all I have to say about that right now. Later guys. And Momma loves you Issac George Bentley

Trust Again
Trust Again Why doubt now? . . . when in the past your trust has been your strength. Why doubt now? . . . if you believe love will prevail at length. Why doubt now? . . . new promises, new hopes will be in vain, When doubting still, you cannot see the love that's there, so plain. Face the future smiling, weepers never win, Make up your mind to trust anew, forget about past sin. Forget the hurt, Forget the pain, Remember love, and love again!

If I Had My Life To Live Over - By Erma Bombeck
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck ( written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my new clothes and not worried about grass stains. I

~~irish Blessing~~
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied proudly. "

Two Hearts Together As One
Knowing how your lover thinks and feels is a great concept. But in this life, some people just aren't that adept. You have to understand their body language and their mind, so always remember they are special to you and one of a kind. This world we live in can be a lonely and empty place, if you act like a fool and ignore true loves embrace. Being one with yourself and one with your lover is the greatest experience you'll ever discover. That special someone's explosive kiss or delicate touch, may not seem like a lot but it means so much. Take heed of yourself and your lovers great heart, and you'll find a love to top the charts. Don't be a fool and lose yourself to unimportant things. If you do, you'll lose the most important gift this life could bring. If you love the one you're with and they matter at all, show them how much you care and together, stand tall. True Love, the real thing, doesn't come around often and if you're smart, you'll snatch it up and never let a

Random Things Going On In My Head...
First and foremost, I feel compelled to put this out there - I'm ALWAYS late! All of my good friends know this about me for the most part, and it's not intentional, I just have no concept of time:) I'm pretty much a free spirited individual to the extreme, and that's how I intend to stay. I mean well, I promise. Carpe Diem. In a nutshell: MUSIC (without it we are deaf to one of the most beautiful art forms life has to offer)...FASHION DESIGN, InteriorDesign.Retail (this is not a trend for me, this is an ongoing obsession), FASHION in general, SEPHORA, shopping, going to shows/concerts, laughing, spending time with my family and friends, listening to ALL music. . . i like it all! The parties and the partiers!!! I know That for the most part what I described is applicable for almost every typical female my age, but I promise you, there is more to me than just what meets the eye. I'm not here to impress you, I'm honestly here JUST to keep in touch with my friends and network with

9:00pm Secrets Of Masons Pbs Now!!!!
turn to your PBS station!!! http://www.pbs.org/ When to Watch Secrets of Masons [D] indicates digital channel * Check for more broadcast times in your viewing area select one or more airdates below To receive e-mail reminders: Select date(s) from the list below and click KQED/Channel 9 KQED/Channel 9 CHANNEL 9 Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 20, 6:00pm Conclusion. An examination of the Freemasonry movement. KQED Encore [D] Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 20, 12:00am Conclusion. An examination of the Freemasonry movement. Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 20, 4:00am Conclusion. An examination of the Freemasonry movement. Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 20, 8:00am Conclusion. An examination of the Freemasonry movement. Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 20, 12:00pm Conclusion. An examination of the Freemasonry movement. Secrets of Masons Saturday, January 2

Crying Like A Pussy
here i am with tears in my eyes over something stupid, i mean, i just got hurt because i know me and my man broke it off or whatever, but i get to loking on myspace and he has commented this girl that he told me he had been hanging out with, he comments all of her like 20-30 pics. every single picture, were talking about a guy who gets off the fone with me because he's tired of holding it up to his ear, so i'm thinking that he was like obsessed or something, because the whole time i'v been on myspace, he has not left me one photo comment. he says it was nothing and she asked him to comment on all of them so this other guy wouldn't be the only one to do it, I know he likes her, i'v talked with ppl that say he talks about her all the time, and he's always in a hurry to get back over there. So there's this survey on her page and its asking what she likes in guys, piercings =1 (Kody has his ears gauged) and it says Tattoos= 2 (Kody has 2) now what are the chances that survey isn't about hi

Sick Ones!
I've been reading some of these and you people are soooooooooo messed!! Someone is in love with their brother or sister,some want their moms or dads! you are some sick people. i read about someone pfa on someone,that's a joke!!! my friend,sammy,got one on him 3 days before a custody hearing and she got the kids! you need to know sam,church going,religious and salt of the earth. his wife,if you can call her that,fucked anything with a dick,a druggie,and all around scum! she screwed not only his life,but that of his kids! I hate people like that and the sickos that love family so much!! you are just sick !! get help!

My Contest
Here's how this shit is gonna work. I need 10 guys I need 10 girls. They must present a photo of their own tattoo, by sending me a link to either here or my inbox. I have 1 guy and 1 girl so far I do believe. As I get more, I will update this blog. There will be two winners, a girl and a guy. There will be 1 second place over all, and one 3rd place over all. I do not know the start date because I need 10 guys and 10 girls. Once I have 10 of both I will announce the start of the contest.Feel free to comment bomb yourself, and feel free to get others to help you. If there's a tie then we'll go to ratings only.

I Quit (i Hope)
Attention...As of 12:01 AM CST of 20 Jan 07, i am taking what will be my last drag of a cigarette for what will hopefully be a really really long time. It is an expensive habit, it robs me of my breath, it commands my days and breaks at work, and worst of all, it makes me taste like an ashtray. I do not want to taste like an ashtray (i don't mind the other shit), i want a woman to WANT to kiss me (because i am a great kisser, just one that tastes like an ashtray) So, as of midnight tonight, i am having my ceremonial last cigarette, tossing my pack.....and gaining about 20 pounds. Why you may ask am i having a ceremonial last cigarette (it's okay, you can ask)...it is because i need to. Not for the niccotine, not for the oral fixation, but rather to convince myself that i am quitting, to make it more real, and to make it somthing to think about. As for why midnight, it's so i can say, it's been so many days hours and minutes since my last cigarette. It works, it worked last time

What's Up With This?
Hello,all: Basically what I'm trying to figure out is if anyone has had the same problems as I have had wiyth cherrytap support.I received a rather ugly error message this morning because,evidently,cherrytap doesn't wish for you to send the same comment to a lot of people consecutively. While i DO appreciate the due diligence in eliminating spammers from the site,this error message is a bit out of line.It reads as follows: Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! My reply was as follows: First of all,referencing the mentally challenged just to insult a complete stranger is pretty tacky,maybe you should change the error message to something a little less childish. Secondly,I found a really funny vid that i would like to share with my friends,and I fail to see how that's any skin off your noses.Mayb

Bewitched
Bewitched Bewitched by you, my private hell A place that I love so well So completely under your spell Enchanted by your tempestuous touch Never have I felt so much My blood pulses thru my veins Flowing like cool night rain Disembodied by hunger I've had so long The decadence becomes so very strong I live to feel your hands on me You take me where I long to be.

English Brain Teaser
ENGLISH BRAIN TEASER I missed completely. Hope you do better. English brain teaser This is no trick. It is a very good puzzle....... figure it out before you peek. See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common....... Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try.... You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. Hope You Didn't Cheat. SCROLL DOWN Answer In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word

More Ways That Adobe Acrobat Updater Makes Me Feel
-Like a squirel in front of a cement truck. -As if I was stripped of my will to live. -Like a five year old being asswhipped by ten year olds. -Like an ant under a lens. -Like a midget in a pro wrasslin' match. -Like a driver in an out of control bus.

Bad Day
Woke up at 6. Cat flea med in the eye. Contacts out. Flush the eyes. Ow. Get ready for work. Sit down at the computer. Mouse & Keyboard not working. Cat spilled water. Again. Force contacts back in. Go to work. Alas, manager that doesn't like me! My 10:30 doesn't show up. Mmm. No break yet. Buy Keyboard & Mouse. Leave work. Did I mention.. FORGET KEYBOARD AND MOUSE? Yeah. Go back. Get it. Home. Bed. Awake. Another day at 8AM tomorrow. Lame.

Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It !part 2 ..
Well All my cleaning is done Finally .. Scrubbed the kitchen walls .. the kitchen floor again today .. vacc'd the dog ( YES the dog) laundry started .. and its about 11 .. Im doin good actually ahead of the game .. I'm waiting on my sister Lisa .. We're supposed to have "Girls Day" Tanning .. Lunch .. Bullshit session .. Planned .. no text's no calls .. She should be here by 12:30 time for my shower .. So I ask Dorkvomit Very nice.. if he could please listen for the phone in case she calls as it was snowing and living on the road I live on I didnt know if she'd make it up or end up about 100 feet in the ditch thingie along the road to my house ...Shows done .. No call . She's on her way .. NOPE !!! 12:30 she calls Mack ( family nicname ) cant make it having a horrible day .her guy quit another job .. furnace shit the bed for the 3rd time in about a month and well its just not a good day for her .. Ok I can deal with that .. At least she called me early I can still get some things done

Personality
What Cocktail Are You? Rum and CokePlain and simple. That\'s the way you like it. And cheap! Who needs a ten dollar drink when your two dollar and fitty cent one is just fine? You get your drink on while saving a little dough, the well liquor does you just fine! You\'re more interested in your friends and having a good time. There is nothing better than hanging out at your favorite spot while muchin\' on some free peanuts and popcorn. The simple life! So have another, you can afford it! Take this test

What Kind Of Cocktail
What Cocktail Are You? Rum and CokePlain and simple. That\'s the way you like it. And cheap! Who needs a ten dollar drink when your two dollar and fitty cent one is just fine? You get your drink on while saving a little dough, the well liquor does you just fine! You\'re more interested in your friends and having a good time. There is nothing better than hanging out at your favorite spot while muchin\' on some free peanuts and popcorn. The simple life! So have another, you can afford it! Take this test

What Does Your Eyes Say?
What does your eyes say BashfulYou have a shy personality, you only have a few friends that are close to you, and you are insecure. You are a follower rather then a leader, being in the spotlight brings out your insecurity. You think too much, you shouldn\'t do that! Your personality tends to bring out depression or Anxiety. Your talent is to be able to blend in with any surrounding or any person for that matter. Take this test

Fried Rats In My Car ??!!?? Nah Couldnt Be .. Or Could It ! Part 1 Yes Part 1
Ahhhh Friday .. Ive made it through the week Sanity mostly Intact .. Im back to taking mike to school since the wreck .. So Im up and Outside with My Wild Pooch Trying to get all the damn snow off the car . keep an eye on him as he's infatuated with the neighbors house...I swipe the top of the Jeep off to have a wonderful Gust of wind Blow it Right into my face . BURR .. Ok Im awake now .. after some freaking out .. swearing and doing my "there's snow in my pants Dance" .. I gather Askem up who's now bouncing around the yard with something in his mouth which im almost afraid to look at he's got a tendency to bring me Gross Mutant presents ( Another blog all together ) ..make our way back up into the house to find my wonderful son standing there looking at me .. Scared the Bajeebers outta me I scream He looks like a deer caught in the headlights and the dog runs !!! ..We laugh .and run back out to the jeep to get his butt to school Im now awake but still have my rule my left eye refuses

What Do Your Eyes Say
What does your eyes say FierceYou have a slight dark personality, you like to be in control of things, and you seem to hide alot more than you portray. Your very smart...you know what to do to get what you want and You keep things hidden because you hate being in spotlight. Your personality tends to bring out Depression. Your talent is manipulation. Take this test

Blah This Week Sucked...
OK this has really been the longest week ever *sigh* hopefully I can get some of these people out of this house for good tomorrow just way too many people and I can't tolerate it. I can't be in any room alone for just 5 minutes. Oh and the drama my family has lol I could write a book on that....my uncle has a 14 year old grad daughter drawing pictures of killing her uncle/his son, his girlfriend and her little boy who happen to be taking care of her at the moment, and pictures of them killing her, and writing about how much she hates herself and yet no one wants to deal with her the girl needs help not to be brushed off thats not how it works....and my uncle also has a daughter who's a crack whore "living" in his other house, with no water or electricity so she's been staying with friends, so really the house is empty but she won't let him rent it to any one else (because when she get sentenced at the end of this month she wants to do her in home detention there in town not out in the

Currently Craptacular
Hey people or the people that read this.....ya anyway i just want to say that things have taken a rough turn in my life and got down a nice shit hole. If you read my other blog on here called "Are you happy now?" that song pretty much sums up my mood. Im going to be busy and i dont know if i will be able to be on or not. I apologize in advance pretty much. Its just that so many things have piled up and gone wrong that its so hard to deal with it. and i have support and everything, but i lost some of my support and im taking that loss kinda hard too. I love you all and i will try to be on to say hi and show love.