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I Kiss Her Still
Dark in the corners of my mind Hidden by boxes and other debris Locked behind the door I keep my secrets. Calling from the darkness. Secrets that fate has given to me. Stumbling under the weight and the doubt that crushes me Weakly I fight the demons who if unleashed would kill me Slowly they would enjoy their task They revel in my pain My agony feeds them Cruelly fate brings more demons to my door. Sinister is the smile gracing the lips of fate I know the razor lies behind the crimson I kiss her still The cuts sear deeper The blood runs thickly down my throat The kiss is my payment and my curse. Still I long to feel the icy lips on mine To smell the wisps of perfume dancing around her And I know a new sin to hold By invisible don 1/31/07
A Better Day
Today was a better day. I still can't sleep much. Just a few hours here and there. I did manage to eat fairly decent today. I actually got through the day without crying. My moods are still wild and hit and miss. One minute I can laugh and not feel guilty for it. The next I feel anger, frustration and at times I feel such a sense of depression. But over all.... today was better than I could hope for. Tomorrow I will be sitting a wallstand. Eight hours of just me and my thoughts. Kind of worries me. Not much to keep me distracted from all those feelings that I am struggling to control.
By The River
Down at the river, as the wind blew thru her hair, It was as if a Goddess was standing there. Her eyes they sparkled, as tho diamonds were in her eyes, All I really remember is how she made me feel inside. I felt like a young school boy seeing his first love, Feelings swept thru my being as clouds moving in the wind above. We didn't say a word, yet we knew what we did say. All we had to do is look each others way. I think on that day our souls were joined, mixed and entwined, regardless what would happen, we were soulmates, till the end of time. With each passing day, that moment at the river grew, In my heart I felt love, as if for the first time, My heart felt happiness again, it seemed so right. A woman, A Lady, A moment in time, When down by the river our souls were combined. I know whatever happens, there will never be a day, when my heart and being, doesn't think of her in this way. Even tho we're apart, my heart still shines, when I think of that moment we
Amusing Diversion
You are aroused by fortune cookies 'What is your Fortune?' at Laureth -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at Laureth's sexual nickname: "She-bop" Take this quiz at Laureth will go to jail for ... Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at And because I'm me: A matching pair of wtf? giggles :)
7555 To Level
SHOW SOME LOVE peaches i can eat peaches for hours@ fubar HOME PAGE NEEDS 1400 TO LEVEL...LETS GET THIS LEVELED UP SO I HAVE MORE RATING:)
Monique Dupree Merch
Here are some samples of designs in my cafe press store..for the linkMeow!Monique Dupree merch
Dared Against The Fall
Most people live, lives of quiet desperation The happy few follow their hearts Most people die regretting the things they wished they'd done Few look back and smile for they have made their dreams come true I pray to be among the few, I strive to be one of two Who can look back and see Endless miles of memories I fear to be One of two Who look back with sorrow Seeing rivers of tears flowing Wishing that if only that once They would have reached out Just a bit further Dared against the fall To be among the ones who found that it wasn't so far That despite the fear it wasn't so hard That despite the doubt it was true To fall upon the ground Not alone To see the stars together And to know in your hearts that the bodies in the heavens are dreaming dreaming to be you.
So totally my song....
Sagittarius And Pieces
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Random . Shy . Addictive. Attractive. Quiet . Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The sexpot (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice. Is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 y
~the Quickening~
It is as if a Blackwind has blown me in from the void that has consumed me for so long, sweeping me into the loving arms of Darkness once again. And I embrace Him willingly. Lucidity is not my fashion- I am constant in the realm of dreams and magick, music and the sweet sounds of my blade scraping against the bones of my enemies. You will see elements of girlish glee whether it be at the sight of a red dragonfly buzzing around me or the feel of blood between my toes on this battlefield I rage upon. Both bring me equal peace, equal joy. And the Blackwind? He is like a velvet cloak of desire draped over my shoulders- an old friend and battle mate- I have always known his sword was mine, though until now I have been loathe to call upon it. Did not expect him to be there after so long- after they way we ended. Yet he was- unquestioning, needing no explination or words, and when he cloaked me in his Darkness I felt his strength flow through me and I was renewed. My chi lifte
In Texas
they have roaches the size of kittens
What A Difference A Sad Event In Someone's Life Makes.
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but no
I'm Pretty Much Back Now
Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been here on Fubar for awhile. I have been going thru some shit and I think things are back to normal now lol. Anyways, I hope everyone has been well and I do apologize to everyone for not being around to rate and give comments and such. I will try to get back into that, but I have been busy lately so I will do what I can. Blessed Be!
Shocking !!!
Evanescence - Tourniquet fan video It's a fan video but whoever did it is fuckin awesome Plus i love Evanescence...I know i know your over there thinking. OMGAWD!!! SHE DONT ALWAYS LISTIN TO COUNTRY. I know shocking...but Like i said this song = awesome.
If Kisses Were Water........
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really loved.
Can Anybody Help? a problem. I just downloaded a new morph program, and have made my first morphs. I saved them as gifs in a folder. They are showing up as gifs in the folder, and when you open them, they work fine. However...when I upload them into my fubar photos, the morphs aren't working, and the properties say it is a jpeg. ????? Does anyone have any ideas what this is about? Did I do something wrong, or fail to do something? Any ideas on how to fix it? I can't help but think I've made the morphs right, or it doesn't seem they would work in my saved folders...and they do. So...if anyone has any ideas, Plllllllllease let me know. Thanks bunches! When I first uploaded all my morphs, I did them all at one time...through the desktop folder. A friend suggested I try uploading one at a time I thought that might make a difference. I tried this, and the page would fully load, and tell me it was done(bottom left), but yet the pg. was telling me that uploading wa
What Cartoon I Am Most Like
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I Got Your Back.........
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True Romance
im not here to judge u im just here to tell u what u have done wrong beautiful girl looking her best takes off her towel puts on a dress fixes her hair to look good for someone witees in the car to go to a motel i may not always be perfect, but i will always try will u say ur prayers just to be honest with urself will u save ur soul is this what u wanted all along husband cant bear to just lie to himself stuck by the fone as he losses it all he sleeps all alone for the third time this week he becomes numb he just wants this to be.......over wants this to be body on the floor what have u done blood in ur hands what have u done i may not always be perfect, but i will always try will u say ur prayers just to be honest with urself will u save ur soul is this what u wanted all along
Daughtry It's Not Over
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As the morning sun rises, and we start a new day, let me tell you the love we shared last night, in my heart will always stay. It makes no difference how long we've been together, your love is always sweet, You love me like the day we first met, it's beyond my belief. If I had my way, the world would be yours' and the beauty that it holds, but for now let's be together and dream. I know the day that I first saw you, the sun shining in your hair, I knew evrywhere you were, I wanted to be there. The memory of that day, runs around in my hearts mind, I'm so thankful now, that you say, your love is mine. It makes no difference how long we've been together, your love is always sweet, You love me like the day we first met, it's beyond my belief. If I had my way, the world would be yours' and the beauty that it holds, but for now let's be together and dream. They say that love is blind, I'm glad that's not always true, for if love was blind my eyes could never see, the beauty of y
~bs Games And Broken ¢¾'s~
Ok so I'm done with all the BS games and stupid broken hearts. I want to find someone who will love me for me and won't make me think there's actually hope when there f*cking isn't! I don't want someone who is goin to "love me" for what i look like or how big my tits are. These tits and my looks don't make me a person... I want someone who is willing to take time and get to know mw for the person I am inside. And love me because of that-ALL MY FAULTS INCLUDED!!!!!I want someone between 21-30 years old. I MIGHT make SOME exceptions if you are older! male or femals. Guys have to be taller than me (i'm 5'7" tall) and females have to be shorter but not too short....5'3" shortest. If you are interested please feel free to leave me a private message! ¢¾ Gail
I am going to be starting a waitress job soon and I have no experience as a waitress so I am kind of nervous yet excited at the same time cuz I havent worked for so long since my husband was in Iraq I just wanted to be with my kids. I cant wait to start and I am just waiting on them to let me know what day I will be starting. I am hoping also to start taking some online classes for college and start getting life on track a little more. I know it may take some time but hey not everything can happen at once right?
Mix Up
Well, it's not easy, It's not easy Speak the truth, come on, speak. Eh, now! It ever cause it what it will: He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still. Yet in the studio of - Studio of time and experience Here I experience the good and bad; What I have, and what I had - This session (session), Not just another version . Oh Lord, give me a session , Not another version ! There's so much stumbling blocks right in-in our way: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; There's so much wanting, so much to gain, so much I've done. Too much little mix-up, in the mix-up, yes! Too much little mixed up! Too much of this mix up - mix up! I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will-a, But through your fUCKin' respect and through your false pride Someone wanna take Jah - Jah - Jah children for a ride! Shut up! Open the gate, and let the saints through. Please make it a session (session); Not anoth
Lets Get Drunk
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Back Street Boys Incomplete
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Your Call
By Secondhand Serenade Waiting for your call, I'm sick, call I'm angry Call I'm desperate for your voice Listening to the song we used to sing In the car, do you remember Butterfly, Early Summer It's playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight Stripped and polished, I am new, I am fresh I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh Because every breath that you will take when you are sitting next to me will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy? What's your... I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine Stay with me tonight And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home x4 (I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have) I was born to tell you I love you And I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
My First Blog (porn Inside!)
This is a vid of my wife giving me a blowjob. She is listed under my family so feel free to add her. =)
Who Won?
i missed the cowboys game yesterday and need to know who won. can anyone tell me?
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With Thee
Dost I tremble, In fear? Or better, Tis it the, Sweet fruit of, Anticipation? Nor I need to speak, My heart. For thee see in thine eyes, Such love and trust, It melts thou Knights heart, As I tremble an vibrate with thee. As if two lutes, Strummed, In symphony My love how I honor thee. Love thee more than, These poor words could speak. That I seek, Forever, To find my heart with thee.
Only 6 Months To Live (joke)
The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order", make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest. "What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor. His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live with my mother-in-law." Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your mother-in-law?" "Because it'll be the longest six months of my life!"
Loosing The Pounds!!!
Well, I started on a new diet last week. While I did not fully stick with it, if you read my last blog you would know why. But it seems to have worked so far. I have lost 5 pounds so far!!! Not too many people knew that I was starting on the plan, and I know there will be some that say I don't need to, but the fact of the matter is, is that I am unhappy, I have gained 40 pounds in the past year, and I can't take it. I guess I was just comfortable with who I was because Jamie loved me the way I was...(I think he really liked the fact that my boobs got HUGE!! I have lost my comfort zone now, so its time for a change....for those that know me...I do not embrace has to be gradual for me...The break up was a sudden change, and I have alot to think about. I still love him so much, and I have desire to be with anyone else for a while. I need to be happy with myself again before I try to be happy with someone else. Anyways I just thought I would brag a bit on
The Benefits On Swallowing Semen.
I love a woman who is good at oral sex, almost as much as I love giving it to her. I prefer the giving. Who doesn't like to eat pussy? But some women don't like to swallow. Not me though, I love the taste of a woman, especially when I get her squirting and she has eaten something that makes her taste like sugar water. The only real risk of women giving a man oral sex is STD's. However, if we cast away the STD subject, there is really no harm in swallowing sperm. In fact, there may even be health benefits: Semen contains prostaglandins and hormones that are reputed to have some positive benefits on depression and even acne. Now, of course, regular 'consumption', say several times a week, might be necessary to reap these benefits! And the scientific research on this subject is not exactly overflowing, so don't rely on semen to improve your health. Semen is the fluid the prostate gland produces to support the nutrient needs of the sperm, which is just enough to keep them a
Stay Close, Don't Go
By Secondhand Serenade I'm starring at the glass In front of me Is it half empty If I ruined all You've given me I know I've been selfish I know I've been foolish But look through that And you will see That I'll do better I know, baby I can do better If you leave me tonight I'll wake up alone Don't tell me I will make it on my own Don't leave me tonight This heart of stone Will sink 'til it dies If you leave me tonight Sometimes I stare at you While you are sleeping I listen to your breathing Amazed how I Somehow Managed to Sweep you off of your feet girl Your perfect little feet girl I took for granted What you do But I'll do better I know, baby I can do better If you leave me tonight I'll wake up alone Don't tell me I will make it on my own Don't leave me tonight This heart of stone Will sink 'til it dies If you leave me tonight Don't you know My heart is pumping hope It's putting out the
Excerpts From A Dog's Diary
"Excerpts from a Dog's Diary" 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! "Excerpts from a Cat's Diary" Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to d
Such A Sweet Song
Halfway to Hazard - Daisy Just Liten to it.
Learning Golf
An Irishman was trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud. Straight on the Devil appears and says "Anything?" "Well, short of selling my soul, yes." "How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?" "Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumour of his deal spreads through the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil to become a great golfer?" "True, enough." "And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?" "True again!" "And may I have your name, sir?" "Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."
What Do You Mean That's Not Our Car??
Tonight I went to Jeff's Bucket Shop with a couple of friends to see Innerbound. They totally rocked but that's not what this bulletin is about. I got a bug bite on my knee but that not what this bulletin is about either. Bessie and I went upstairs to leave, said our goodbyes, and went to unlock the car we borrowed from another friend. Bessie pointed out that our friend said the door was often hard to unlock, so we thought nothing of it when we tried to unlock the door for twenty minutes to no avail. Bessie's sister comes out and sent another five minutes trying to unlock the door. Finally she looks up and says, "It would help if you had the right car," at which point we came close to falling out laughing. Yes we are a bright bunch and no that was not our car!!! Believe it or not we were sober too!!!
My Fiirst Attempt At A Movie Made By Me
I Like To Write Poetry :)
moment to moment alarm clock off to alarm clock on ticking off structured items neatly constructed and carried out moment to moment calm, calculation satisfied customer all the while the internal pressure cooker bubbles and steams stewing god knows what hissssing steam until that thing that devilish, delightful thing dominates the moment pressure cooker is ready to explode and then, oh and then that wild moment giving in letting go perfection interupted for one delicious, wild moment
Cam Girl Profile: Sasha
If you haven't been introduced to our next FOUNDRY CAMS girl, then you may have been living under a rock for the past six months. The stunning, sexy, super-big-boobed Sasha has appeared in a whopping TWO videos for us so far, but they have been downloaded millions of times all over the web. If you didn't see her slutting about in her F*CK ME shirt, then you may have seen her get almost-topless (oh who am I kidding, her tits were OUT ... right?) in this latest video clip. Regardless, Sasha is one of the most stunning women to come into the FOUNDRY CAMS fold yet, so we had to throw a few pounds of stupid. Thankfully, she answered honestly, and threw it right back at us.... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Sasha: I get goose bumps when my inner thighs are being licked and nibbled. DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Sasha: I can burp my name.. (Now THIS is a classic chick, gentlemen. Take notes, and if you meet one like her, don't let her go!)
Rather Be Dead
im tired of the lies of trying of working my ass for nothing im tired im makign others happy while im miserable and dyign inside im sick of people telling me to be someone diffrent or they cant talk to me im sick of people all toghter im just so sick of life i really wanna be dead i would never ever kill my self cowards way out but im just so upset i hope sumone kills me john
Yes I Am Officaly Sticking With My Original Screen Name
The one i used when i first came to lost cherry *fubar now*.
The Update
Well things are going good. Me and her broke up...Her loss....Saw an old friends at work today..We are going out this weekend, catch up on everything. Met a girl at work..Can't wait til work..See her again..Wal-Mart isnt a bad place to work. There are nice ppl there. Second job is staring soon. I am going next week or so to go look at a 99 ranger to get. Looking at getting a house..Things are starting to look up finally after years of waiting. I'm not getting shit on by life anymore.
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So Cold
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "So Cold" Crowded streets are cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die [Chorus] Show me how it ends it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside Well, that's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hand on me one last time [Chorus x2] It's alright [x9]
Huevos Rancheros With Spicy Black Beans
This breakfast gives a great fresh send off to your family. Don't hesitate to serve this for a brunch, lunch, or dinner - it is fresh and spicy, and sure to be a new favorite. Serving: 3 Prep Time: 12 minutes Cook Time: 4 minutes Total Time: 16 minutes INGREDIENTS: 3 tablespoons peanut or canola oil 1/2 cup drained, diced canned tomatoes 1/2 cup commercial medium or hot tomato salsa One 19-ounce can black beans 3 flour tortillas, about 8 to 9 inches in diameter 2 tablespoons sliced pickled jalapeno peppers plus 1 tablespoon of the pickling juice, or 1 fresh jalapeno pepper and 1 tablespoon cider vinegar 1/2 small sweet onion such as a Vidalia 6 large eggs 6 sprigs cilantro 1 teaspoon chili powder Salt DIRECTIONS: 1)Put the oil in a large heavy skillet over medium-high heat. For the ranchero sauce, combine the tomatoes and salsa in a small saucepan over medium-low heat. 2)Reduce the heat under the skillet to medium and fry each tortilla for 1 minute on each
Mexican Lasagna
Chili powder adds a spicy Mexican twist to the Italian favorite. Taste-tested recipe from the Ragu® Kitchens. Serving: 8 Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 40 minutes Total Time: 50 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 jar (1 pound 10 ounces) Ragu® Old World Style Pasta Sauce 1 pound ground beef 1 can (15-1/4 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained 4-1/2 teaspoons chili powder 6 (8-1/2 inch) flour tortillas 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (about 8 ounces) DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 350°. Set aside 1 cup Pasta Sauce. In 10-inch skillet, brown ground beef over medium-high heat; drain. Stir in remaining Pasta Sauce, corn and chili powder. 2. In 13-x-9-inch baking dish, spread 1 cup sauce mixture. Arrange two tortillas over sauce, overlapping edges slightly. Layer half of the sauce mixture and one-third of the cheese over tortillas; repeat layers, ending with tortillas. Spread tortillas with reserved sauce. 3. Bake 30 minutes, then top with remaining cheese and bake an additional
2 Odd Things Of Note
1. Does anybody else find it interesting that today is National Dog Appreciation Day & Monday is the day Michael Vick finds out how much time he gets for running a dogfighting ring? 2. Why does a guy who I took out of my fantasy baseball lineup suddenly goes 4 for 5 with 5 RBIs & an inside the park home run? It always happens to me.
Will Never Forget
It will be three years since you left me Just when it seems like it is getting better I can't forget That night will haunt me for the rest of my life The sound of the shot, the smell of the powder, the look on your face not answering me I can't stop the dreams of that so I just don't sleep now i dream about you being there Holding me telling me you love me, that you are waiting on me. People Thinks that it is easy to move on and they say i should just forget and move on I have tried to forget and it gets worse how do you forget, how do you let go all the good times, all the memories, the way you held me, they way you loved me so wonderful that i know that i will never have that with anyone else No matter how hard i try, noone will never be able to touch me like that No one can hold a candle to you. I love you forever In memory Zack Burton died Sept 3, 2004
Today's Ranting
you know what irritates me on this site? *The people who say they return ALL love shown and they don't. *The people who beg. *The people who come to your page and don't rate.
Passions Of Sin
I close my eyes and let you begin Falling into your arms we breath passions of sin Our bodies filled with a compelling need To touch and taste and plant the seed Somehow you know just where to touch Desire spreads with such a rush Fingers tease and find a groove Beneath you I begin to move As passion an Love fill the room the sun turns into the moon In rippling darkness we shudder with pleasure Inside each other like birds of a feather.....
Wtf? going to put this the best way I know how.Ive met some really polite nice friendly people on here...but ive also met some pretty fucked up people as well. You know I try to keep up with everyone and show everyone the same respect. But when I countinue to come across a page or blast or blogs about wanting to kill yourself or dying...its getting old already. Here it is you bitch and complain about not liking your life or not wanting to be here..then go ahead do it..have at it cut ya head off and shove it up your ass.Because personally if your life was that damn miserable you would have done it by now and if you are thinking about it then you pretty much have your head up your ass anyway.But then again maybe its an attention seeker. Look here there are people out here everyday that are dying due to serious problems with there health. Aids,cancer,heart attacks...that wish and pray they had just an extra day on there life.Kids that die from lukemia name it,then there ar
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Nacho Supper
Serving: 4 to 6 Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 25 minutes Total Time: 30 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 lb ground beef 1 large onion, chopped 1 tsp seasoned salt 1/2 tsp ground cumin 2 (16-oz) can refried beans 1 package taco seasoning 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1 can green chilies, chopped 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese 3/4 cup picante sauce Tortilla chips, for serving DIRECTIONS: 1. Brown the beef and onion in a large skillet over medium heat; drain. Add the seasoned salt and cumin and stir to combine. Set aside. 2. Combine the beans, taco seasoning and Monterey Jack cheese in a medium mixing bowl. 3. Spread the bean and cheese mixture in a 9-by-13-inch pan. Cover with the beef and onions. Follow with the green chilies, cheddar cheese and picante sauce. Bake at 400 degrees F for 20 to 25 minutes. Serve with tortilla chips. 4. Cook's notes: I use more grated cheddar, picante sauce and chilies -- we like it spicy, so we use hot p
Traditional Chicken Enchiladas
Serving: Serves: 6 Cook Time: 30 minutes Total Time: 1 hour INGREDIENTS: 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) chicken broth, undiluted 3/4 cup water 1 8-ounce carton commercial sour cream 2 canned jalapeño peppers, seeded and chopped 12 corn tortillas Vegetable oil 3/4 cup chopped cooked chicken 2 cups (about 8 ounces) shredded Monterey Jack cheese, divided 3/4 cup chopped onion Chopped fresh parsley Enchilada Relish (Below) 1 large tomato, finely chopped 1/2 cup finely chopped onion 1 to 2 canned jalapeño peppers, seeded and chopped 1/4 cup tomato juice 1/2 teaspoon salt DIRECTIONS: 1. Melt butter in a heavy saucepan over low heat; add flour, stirring until smooth. Cook 1 minute, stirring constantly. Gradually add chicken broth and water; cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until thickened and bubbly. Stir in sour cream and chopped peppers. Pour half of sour cream sauce into a lightly greased 12- x 8- x 2-in
Have I Ever
Have I Ever Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the fi rst time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it
I'm Soooo Homesick...
As all of my friends on fubar know,I'm a Montanan at heart,and with all of the crap that has happened in my life recently,I want to go home To Montana!I know your thinking that I'd be running from my problems here in Portland,but actually,no i wouldn't!My moving back home to Montana could only help.There is nothing here in Portland left for me other than a job and an evil bitch ex wife,both of which can be replaced! I'm a bouncer in a local strip club here and I was offered a sweet deal at another strip club in Missoula,Montana,and I'd be a fool not to accept it!and as for the evil bitch ex wife,well,i will find my future ex wife someday and there's something about those Montana Cowgirls that just trips my trigger! If Fubar ever became a real bar,Montana would be the ideal place for it!so,I'm looking forward to hearing the positive comments about moving to Montana,and if you currently live in the Big Sky state,give me a shout here at fubar! Skaal!
A Time To Rest
A Time to Rest so much to be done each day of the week run here run there work work work watch the clock all week long waaaaaiiiting for that day that precious time to sit still to rest time to watch the clouds on the mountain as they float overhead time to watch deer on the ridge eagle on wing the apples fall with the late summer breeze time to take it all in the beauty in each living thing so much to be done each day of the week run here run there get to that day of the week cease all work a time to rest
Speaking Your Mind
I started a group on yahoo it's a the place to speak your mind, say anything that bugs you, or just want to get off your chest. here's the link
Grilled Quesadillas
Serving: 4 Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 5 minutes Total Time: 10 minutes INGREDIENTS: 4 (10-inch) flour tortillas 8 ounces shredded Monterey Jack or cheddar cheese (about 2 cups) Freshly ground pepper DIRECTIONS: 1. Prepare a charcoal fire or preheat a gas grill for direct grilling over medium heat. 2. Lay the tortillas on a flat work surface. Sprinkle half of each tortilla with 1/2 cup cheese and some pepper. You can add other fillings if you like; divide them among the tortillas, distributing the ingredients evenly over the cheese. Fold the empty half of the tortilla over the filled portion. 3. The tortillas are not sealed, so you need to be careful when you transfer them to the grill--use a wide burger flipper to do so. Grill for about 5 minutes total, turning over once (carefully) halfway through the cooking time. 4. Cut each quesadilla into 4 wedges. Serve as is, or topped with salsa, guacomole, or black bean dip. Bells and Whistles Customize your quesadillas
I Love This Song... ^_^
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting thorough my open mind Possessing and caressing me Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes That call me on and on across the universe Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Sounds of laughter shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns It calls me on and on across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's g
August 26, 2007
August 26th 2007 Today was a little bit of a better day. I enjoyed myself in St. Louis, MO. today at a Cardinals game. They played the Atlanta Braves. Cards: 4 Braves: 1 It was hot, probably about 90 degrees. I was sitting about 13 rows from the third base line in section 167. (There are a few pictures I took from the game in my photos) The Cardinals are now 2 games back from first place. If the Cubs lose today, which as of now, they are losing in the bottom of the seventh 5 to 4 against the Diamondbacks. Baseball is my favorite sport. I wish that I would have stayed on the team when I was younger. Have you ever wondered what would be different in your life if you had made one decision over another? Signed, Sully McKeehan
Chicken Fajitas
Serving: 4 Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 8 minutes Total Time: 18 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 Tbsp. olive or vegetable oil 2 medium red and/or green bell peppers, sliced 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breasts, sliced 1 envelope Lipton Recipe Secrets Onion Soup Mix 1/2 cup water Flour tortillas, heated DIRECTIONS: 1. In 12-inch nonstick skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat and cook red peppers 2 minutes. 2. Add chicken and cook 4 minutes or until lightly browned. 3. Stir in soup mix blended with water. Simmer 2 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink. Serve in warm tortillas.
Songs, Poetry, Any Ole Thing
Hi and welcome I have a lot going on, most of the the time you will find me here Http:// first off there is a few things I would like to share with you: my E-mail address in case you don't know it is: Hi, I just wanted to share My award with you, I was awarded an Award By the Traditional Country Music Foundation "Most Creative Award" and for outstanding songwriting 2006-2007 if you would like to hear my song go to: be sure and rate my song, and leave a comment if you want!! and here is a few poems CHANGING MOMENTS IN TIME A moment in time, when life surrounds us and things get done to change what we percieve today, to become something different tomorrow and forever change life around us! Written By: John Richard Hendley III This next poem is a poem I wrote after the 911 didaster and I reecieved a letter of appreciation from the White
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You Can Leave Messages
i uploaded a voice message box in my profile....feel free to message me :)
to all who is related to married to or dating a soldier i thank you for all that you do....gunner sabot tank identified, up fire on the way BOOM
Cashew Truffles
You can use any type of nut you wish in the candy. For a darker chocolate taste, use all semisweet chocolate instead of part milk chocolate. But I think a bit of milk chocolate adds a delicious depth of flavor. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup whipping cream * 2 Tbsp. whipping cream * 1/4 cup butter * 12 oz. semisweet chocolate, chopped * 5 oz. milk chocolate, cut into chunks * 1 tsp. vanilla * 2 cups finely chopped cashews PREPARATION: In a medium saucepan, bring cream and butter to a boil. Remove pan from heat. Add chocolates and vanilla and stir until mixture is creamy and smooth. Refrigerate about 2 hours until candy is firm enough to handle easily. Form into 1" balls, then roll in chopped cashews. Store in refrigerator.
Harry's Been Stolen!!
Harry, my pal that has lived on my front porch swing for 10 months has been stolen while I was out buying meds for being sick...he was wearing his very own Mickey Mouse ears too :( I even had his Halloween outfit ready to go, and now some asshole has taken my Harry!!! Not to mention I had a small wrought iron banner stand with a very cool pirates skull n crossbones banner and they took that too!! I've lived here almost 5 years and never have had one thing taken, and now this within two hours... Harry always kept me company when I would sit and sip my coffee, wine, water, and just listen to me talk, he was a very good listener. Not been a good month... losing my childhood friend, my cat, new management at work and changing our work hours, and now Harry.... :(
Memories are something that last forever Hold onto the ones You got For it may be all that You get Remembering the good times :) and the bad times :( don't ever forget For You never know if You will get the chance to make more
One Last Happy Hour
So tonight me and that dude RJeezy got back to back HH's. Come show us mad luv. I'm trying to make one last push to get as close to Godfather as I can. This will be my last Fubar Happy Hour. Thanks for all the help so far.I'm convinced that I got some of the best friends on the FU This is what the HH picture looks like for tonight help me get there thanks:P
Grilled Steak With Herb Butter
This butter recipe is wonderful served with any grilled meat. As it melts into the hot steak, the aroma that drifts up is irresistible! Ribeye steaks are my favorite. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup fresh basil leaves * 1/2 cup chopped pistachios or hazelnuts * 1 Tbsp. lemon juice * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 7 Tbsp. butter, softened (NOT margarine) * 2 Tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese * Salt and pepper to taste * 6 rib eye steaks OR salmon steaks PREPARATION: In food processor or blender, combine all ingredients except steaks. Process or blend till mixture is even. Cover the blended butter and chill this mixture and then form it into a roll 1" in diameter.Wrap in waxed paper and chill until firm, up to 24 hours. For longer storage, freeze the butter. Prepare and preheat grill. Grill steaks 6" above medium coals, turning once with tongs, until steak is cooked to desired doneness and salmon flakes when tested with fork. OR place on broiler pan and broil
Smile Contest....
ok, I have now sent you all a link to your pics for the contest... I am going to go ahead and open the folder now... Dont forget its rates, but comment bombing is cool too, you might need it at the end of the contest.... Have fun with it!! The contest ends Monday Sept. 10 at midnight EST...
Quick Apple Strudel
2 cups flour 3 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 2 tbsp. sugar 4 tbsp. butter-flavor Crisco 2/3 to 3/4 cup regular milk 3 cups chopped apples 1/2 cup sugar 1 tsp. cinnamon and or apple pie spice Chopped nuts 1 can of white frosting Maraschino cherries Sift flour, baking powder, salt and 2 tablespoons sugar together. Cut in shortening and add milk to make a soft dough. Knead gently on floured board. Roll out 1/4 inch thick. Brush with melted butter; cover with chopped apples. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup sugar and cinnamon over apples. Roll jelly-roll fashion and form in semi-circle on greased baking sheet. Bake in 425º F degree oven for 20-25 minutes. While warm frost with white frosting. Sprinkle with chopped nuts over frosting. Decorate with cherries.
Funny Rabbit. :)
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts
Why I Have Not Been In Fubar
If You've Never Tried It!
Bondage, well the word says it all. But people judge thoses who are into bondage for pleasure or pain or both (pleasure pain). Yes there is such a thing call pleasure pain, if you've never experience then you mate ain't doing it right, lol. So, a suggestion: IF YOU HAVE NEVER TRIED BONDAGE OR BDSM, THEN DON'T DEGARD IT, DOWN IT OR PASS JUDGEMENT, DUE TO THE FACT YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT AND WHAT IT CAN AND/OR CANNOT DO! AND ITS NOT YOUR PLACE TO JUDGE, THE LAST I KNEW THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO SPOKE THE WORDS TO WRITE THE BIBLE. Touch the Darkness @
My Thoughts Upon Waking...
With thoughts of you I start my day, before i dress even before i pray. I think of you, you're on my mind, my thought right now: "SHE'S ONE OF A KIND!" Your eyes... your smile... your loving face, thoughts like these?..A warm embrace. You fill my heart, you caress my soul... YOU are the half that makes ME whole. To hear your laugh or to feel your touch, Such small things would mean so much. Because you see... I'd gladly give a day for each minute spent w/you, always standing by your side Bcuz my love is true. And so it is as your man I give you my life, and make it my plan... to make you my wife. For not only my Love, you are also my Best friend, So when comes my last breath, I want U at the end. But wait! What's this?!?!? A new though now is in my head, as i lay here in my bed. I ask a question, I whisper your name... Please tell me _______, "Do you feel the same?" Now my thoughts...they turn to worry! I wonder why my vision is blurry!
In Memory Of Those That Have Been Struck Down By Breast Cancer...
A handsome, middle-aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon on the lapel of his suit that he became aware of what the joke was all about. The man brushed off the reaction as ignorance, but the smirks began to get to him. He looked one of the rude men square in the eye, placed his hand beneath the ribbon and asked, quizzically, This?" With that the men all began to laugh out loud. The man he addressed said, as he fought back laughter, "Hey, sorry man, but we were just commenting on how pretty your pink ribbon looks against your blue jacket!" The middle aged man calmly motioned for the joker to come over to his table and invited him to sit down. The guy obliged, not really sure why. In a soft voice, the middle aged man said, "I w
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SHOW HER SOME LOVE Faery Dragon~O.C.L.~Rate my default pic plz~@ fubar
I Have Tryed !!!
You know there is a point and time in your life that you say enough is enough. What is all the sence of you betting yourself up over somethig that you know just will not turn out the way you have hoped it would. all your hope has gone out the window. It might as well be trashed. Well that is what I feel like a pice of trash. All my hopes and dreams go along with it.So I had some proublems with going through a change of life. So what???? And now I am being told that I need to get some help copping with yet Bipoler???? Oh my God!!!!. Why get all doped up on meds????? It is not bad enough I am already on meds for other proublems. And now I am faceing a possable divorce and I am to take it lightly, like it is a joke??? Get a life!!!!! I feel that I have done nothing wrong!!! So people fight in there marrages and thay try to get through the tuff times. But at times there are other things that cant be worked out. But I am sorry this can. But the other person will not even give me the cha
The Brewed Right Family Members
Ok My Brewed Right Family Members.... Due to a few messed up pictures I was requested to redo the family photo album I have collected all the new pics and am finally making it so RELAX & CHILLAX My Family lol I am getting it done YAY!!! I will post it on my profile page as well as post it on each and everyone of your profiles in a comment then mailing you the codes so you may add it to your pics or profile yourself.... I am sorry it has taken so long to actually get this done I needed to wait for the new pic's. (B)(B)(B)(B) Cheers 'FÖŖĔVĘŘ ŴĘ ŜŦÅŊĐ' FOREVER By: Skid Row......
There was a time that I really believed that friends you made on the internet were really friends That they cared, that they listened, that they would be there like they said they would. Just like any friend in the "real world". And I suppose I do have a few that I still believe in in that way. But more and more often, I find myself disappointed. Disappointed in broken promises, or by finding the "truth" really isn't the truth, or finding you were just a way to fill a void in their lives for a short time. I guess I am too trusting, too ready to believe in people. I'm just not good at seperating fantasy from reality. Once someone told me to stop wasting my time being down over losing an internet friend. She tried to convince me that friends on the internet is really a fantasy, nothing more. That none of it is real. Some days I think she was right. A quote that comes to mind .. and I know this is just part of it.... "All the world is a play".. though I have also heard it s
All I Want Is To Love You Always
i wait for Your touch, Your caress, Your love. To feel Your breath on my skin, Your touch caressing my body, Your love touching my soul. As i reveal myself to You, Your eyes scan me up and down, a smile upon Your face. The glint in Your eyes, tells me, You like what You see, i am Yours and Yours alone. But Where are You
It Is
My eyes see right through you Love you for everything you are Everything you want to be You make me smile when I want nothing more than to cry Being in your arms makes me feel safe I try and fight it but I can’t It consumes me I try and deny it I don’t want this I am scared to death Feels like you’re crawling under my skin Into my heart It’s easier to be broken & hide Always waiting for that second chance Memories seep through my veins Emotion takes over Dreams become reality Reality becomes a dream I smile in the eyes of the sun I open my heavy eyes I see you smiling upon me Reaching for my hand I want to take a chance LIVE IS LIKE A NOVEL WITH THE END RIPPED OUT
Group Effort Needed
Hope your having a great day! Can you do me a a favor an go here and rate and comment this beautiful woman she is in a contest just this pic not the others. She is about 2000 comments behind. Any help would be appreciated Id imagine if u got the time to read this u got the time to atleast go and rate her thanks. rate her here Thank you much all help is appreciated
A Day In The Quiet Zone
quiet times are great. even though it can be alittle boring. the quietness reminds me of the road less traveled or the most challenging. being a over the road trucker coming down saluda, fancy gap, mt eagle , jellico can be challenging but, having your mind in the game and eyes on the road it is no problem no matter what weight you have in the box. to all whoi views this have a great day and thanks for stopping by
I must confess to being a bit scared of moving on my own completely. It's stressful. It's as if someone opened the flood gates and started pouring down bills, all due to be paid at one time, not to mention the actual expense of moving. And then, of course, there is the stress of moving my shtuff from one place to another, trusting that the males I have enlisted to help will be gentle enough not to rough up, bang, nick, scratch or otherwise fuck up my furniture. Oh dear God! I also have no clue as to what I need, as far as the random crap that makes a functioning house. Does anyone ever get all this togehter on the first try? I have no clue, but I feel better. Now, if I could get my stuff to pack itself....
its been said men only have to things n the hearth!1 is love,and the other hate,,i ask my self sumtimes witch 1 will preveal over the other,,and ive come to the point where i feel like which ever 1 u feed the most,is the 1 tht preveals!!!hmm,i wonder which i has filled mine??!!
And What Of The Egg Donor?
AH! Indeed. I was wondering when that question would surface. What, indeed. I had planned to write about my latest visit today with little Eric but, as always after my thirty minutes with him were up, I found myself reflecting upon the person who put him there and the things she did to him. What of the egg donor? True to form, she has definitely abandoned the child she just had (the one conceived during her affair last year) and moved in with yet another unsuspecting victim. According to her brother, who accidentally ran into her at a stop light the other day, she claims now that when the doctors performed her hysterectomy recently they gave her cancer. RRRRIIIGGHHHTTT. Gotcha. OK. Oh, and why did she abandon the new-born baby? Well, the doctors also gave her an infection that makes it impossible for her to be around children. Now that is true magnanimity: sacrificing her burning desire to care for, to nurture and properly raise the child she brought into the world in order to pr
If you don't open your eyes to the Truth..You will never see it...Make sure you are not just listening to what you want to hear and are ignoring the truth that is right in front of your Eyes... Keep Your eyes opened to the truth even if it hurts to do so!!!
Virtual Pet
adopt ur own and play with it lol adopt your own virtual pet!
They come to my shore in pursuit of me They wish to seduce pillage and burn me For I am a poisonous witch a powerful ruler as unyielding as my island So they come to my shore in fake feathers, cheap trinkets, false bravado All wishing to claim me to make me a notch in their popsicle stick ships and toothpick castles So I invite them onto my shores allow them a seat at my feast lavish their serpentine tongues in my formalities gorge their cloven hooves in my niceties as they shake their fake feathers, cheap trinkets false bravado before my gaze They forget who I am a poisonous witch a powerful ruler as unyielding as my island They forget as the ingest my sweet toxins dazzled by my secretive gaze wishing to touch my seductive smile trace my curves with stumbling fingers They forget- I am a hater of men but a lover of pigs As in a spider's kiss or a scorpion's sting they all fall along my shore unable to possess me slowly deteriorating, crumbling, falli
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If I Ever Had An Angel Like You
If i ever had an angel like you, i would never feel this true, you shall show me the way, as i have you here to stay, beautiful and true is really you, loving and kind is you too, let our heart flames combine, would make us both feel so fine, you are the angel that came to me, darling cant you tell or atleast see, that i would feel better having you with me, so to you i must confide, for so long my heart did hide, now with you its opened up so wide, will you join me on this lifes ride, your eyes will see into my soul, love when you do will be the toll, for i cant live with out you here, as my angel i will hold you dear, wishing my life for you to share, all the walls hidding my heart have come undone, that is to be the prise you have won, hold my hand and walk with me, for everyone to see, i will honor and treat you as my queen, at your side my future i have seen, our love will grow to the end of time, if you would honor me and be mine........
Got Some People Who Want Some Help
Ya'll, there are some people in my friend's list who want some help. Echo Angel needs help in a contest she is in. Rate her and comment bomb her. Also, ~Dawn~ is trying to start a contest. She is really sweet and offering some nice prizes. The contest is simple, upload a salute with the usual info, but add something for ~Dawn~ on it. For more info go to this blog. ~DAWN~@ fubar I am entering, as soon as my digital camera finishes charging...
Contest Update 2
im winning!!!! thanks to everyone whos helped so guys are awesome! i feel so loved :):) as of this moment i am in the lead with 6092 votes second (and gaining quickly) is lil devil with 4008 third is my friend asian cat...i wish we could both win, but alas...he has 3400 if you havent stopped by yet, or you have a few minutes, or if youre just plain bored and want to help...please stop by and drop some lovin on me :D:D i need all i can get!!! love you guys!!! **muahs** CLICK HERE TO VOTE (rate and comment) thanks friends! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
im going to make this abundantly clear...if you are an asshole, a wanker, a twat, a douchebag, or any other explicid word you can think of...then shut the fuck up and dont bother tryin to rap to me...clear enough yeah? excellent, cheers
Introducing The Hug Brigade!
Heartsound-President of The Hug Brigade@ fubar President simple gal, MEMBER OF THE HUG BRIGADE@ fubar FU Wife of Nellie~JERSEY BRAT ~ U.S. Military Supporter@ fubar cutestlittleangel@ fubarDerfla9969@ fubar Master Shadow Raven~~Lord Darkblood Dragonslayer~~Pls rip my candles to show suport for Dream Catch@ fubarManda Luvs #20@ fubar **SweetNSassy** Top Promoter of *The Anything Goes Lounge*@ fubar We all noticed a need.We were seeing updates on statuses that said things like "I need a hug" we have all come together to form The Hug Brigade!If you know anyone that needs a hug...please send a link to that person's profile to one of these people. The Hug Brigade will be sure to make sure they are properly hugged!
Lets See
Body: Name: Number: Best time to call: text messaging (yes or no): phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
If You Ever Want To Know
My Lady; I know you have doubts and I know you are concerned that you will once again be hurt for letting someone in your heart. As sure as the sun shall rise and the moon will follow I will forever be faithful. As often as the tide will change and the wind will blow I will show you that I love you. As deep as the oceans, as high as the mountains are the lengths I will go to for your happiness. For as long as time will last; so shall my love and devotion for you. You need only to want these things and to be willing to return them in kind and our time together will be an eternity of happiness and love. Always & Forever Love & Cherish JBEAR
The Masks We Wear.....
the smiling face the tender glance the gentle eyes portrayed on the mask- how easy to place it and hide what's behind not wanting the world to see what's inside. the forsaken thoughts the tired emotions the lost memories of love care and devotion- all mixed within the paint that shows for once set in.. no changes will it know. lightly we wear them how they carry with ease the painted-on emotions.. showing for all... .............................trying to please. ~Candyce~
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Lost Cherry Cocktail
Lost Cherry 1 oz cherry vodka 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1/4 oz white creme de menthe 1 oz filtered orange juice 1 oz double cream Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and a slice of orange, and serve.
Lost Cherry Cocktail
Lost Cherry 1 oz cherry vodka 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1/4 oz white creme de menthe 1 oz filtered orange juice 1 oz double cream Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry and a slice of orange, and serve.
So, Do You...
have a myspace? send me a message or friend request. my url is go ahead, what are you waiting for?
My Wish List.....
My birthday sucked so I am going to make a wish list of all the things I did NOT get.... a dvd of any good movies- any new music- a bitching samurai sword- sex- a hug- a butt rub- peace and quiet- a nap- my cats to shut the hell up for 10 minutes- a birthday card- shit, the only present I got was when I super sized my drink at mickey d's....... another year older and another year....not really wiser, I prefer pissed
another weekend spent alone...horray me. nobody to talk to me.
John 10:23-20
24 The Jews therefore came round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou hold us in suspense? If thou art the Christ, tell us plainly. 25 Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believe not: the works that I do in my Father's name, these bear witness of me. 26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep. 27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: 28 and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, and no one shall snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who hath given them unto me, is greater than all; and no one is able to snatch them out of the Father's hand. 30 I and the Father are one.
You Make This Girl
Longing for your taste and to feel your embrace. Got me to where I always see your face. I can't get you out my mind I thinking of you more and more over time . With your NY style and classic ways makes this girl go crazy for days.....
Last Night
I had what I did amusing last night, I was walking down the street minding my own business then all of a sudden some dumbass came up to me (obviously drunk or on something) and said "I'm mad, gimme money" I told him no, so he repeats himself ordering me to give him money. (i hardly carry cash on my so i didn't have any money on me) Standing my ground I told him no again, then he holds his cigarette lighter up at me and told me if i din't then he was going to brun my hair, again I told him no...then he just shouts "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" and telling me to leave town (WTF??? lol). At the same time he was yelling at me, he flung his arm in the air pointing in a direction, I flinched because at that second I thought he was going to try and take a swing at me, so I just got myself in a fighting position just in case. Then he just walked away...all I could do is laugh.
My Life Is Not My Own
The Joy Of Wives And Ex Wives
Married 30 Years . . I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 15 " black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 29 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a king-size bed, and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping every night with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up to your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 30 year old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 15" TV. I just love older women. They know how to solve a man's problems in a hurry. Do You Have a What? A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina". Sh
New To The Game
Hi. My name is Cleon & I'm a fubarholic. I joined about 3 hours ago & I haven't stopped. I can see I'm going to make this my new obsession. I'll write about various things. Hopefully, most of it will be entertaining. It'll probably be once a day. Hope everybody enjoys.
Anger Management
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really
New Contest To Bomb Kingdom And Any Others Please Up top shoud be the link for it 'll try to get a drect link when I can WHO CAN CLAIM THE TITLE OF PUNKY'S COOLEST FRIEND?? OK people! ive decided to hold a contest, my very first ever!! its open to all of my friends, male and female, in an attempt to find the coolest person on my friends list! its gonna be awesome! it starts monday the 27th at midnight EST and will run until monday the 3rd at midnight. Prizes are as follows: First prize: choice of a 7-day blast or a month VIP, and a salute from me to you Second prize: 3-day blast and a salute Third prize: a corvette and a salute TO ENTER: just send me a link to the picture you want me to rip IN A PRIVATE MSG. please not in a shout, i dont want to miss anyones links. RULES: 1) must be on my friends list 2) must have a salute 3) this is a comment bombing contest. rates count as 10 points each 4) dont be a drama whore. seriously. just d
Life Lesons From Ems
> RANT: Old People Smell Funny, and Other Life Lessons From EMS > > > Date: 2006-08-29, 2:34AM EDT > > > It's a fact of life. The older you are, the funnier you smell. Everyone > remembers wrinkling their nose at the occasional malodorous burst that your > grandfather would emit from his recliner. We all have that one Great-Aunt > who never quite got the message that bathing in lilac perfume not only didn > t make her attractive, but was also socially inappropriate at funerals and > baptisms. > > Eventually though we're all going to reach the age when our olfactory > abilities are no longer quite up to snuff, and then we too will join the > ranks of the Funny-Smelling-Old-People. In the hopes of brightening the > lives of all of the various and theoretical individuals who will be involved > in caring for us though, let me offer a few ground rules that I've thought > up during the course of my intensive studies of the aged human. > > Rule Number 1
Yay Me
You currently have 286 of 290 uploaded. I DID IT!! From over 1900 photos... down to my non VIP photo level limit. So to congratulate me.. why dont ya go make sure you rated and commented them all :D My personal family pics are locked ... mail me if you want to rate them. I really wanna GodMother. xo
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To Those Who Look To Me For Help...
I know there are people out there who look to me to be their strength in days of trouble, times of sadness. I wanna tell you all something here today. Even though I've been through a whole lot - most recently the death of my aunt Kathy - I will continue to be that source of comfort and strength to all of you. That's a promise. Sometimes life does get you down and out. But I promise all of you here today that no matter what, I'm there if you need me. I didn't write this for just me. I wrote this for all of you. Those of my friends who have stayed true to the end, I do appreciate it more than you know.
Your Birthdate: February 8 Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money. You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet. A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job. Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss. Your strength: Your undying determination Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle Your power color: Plum Your power symbol: Dollar sign Your power month: AugustWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Obedient Dog....
Click the link below or enter in to address bar and follow the instructions: Type in a command and see what happens...sit, roll over, down, shake, fetch, play dead, jump, beg, lick, dance, sneeze, speak, etc... make sure you type in "Kiss" too. but do it last ...too cute!
Extra, Extra, Read All About It...if You Can Find It! :-)
This is primarily for my San Antonio area peeps: The local newspaper geography gets a bit of a shake up this week. Come Thursday, the S.A. Express-News weekly Neighbors section will officially no longer exist. And my company, Prime Time Newspapers, will formally become the Hearst Corporation's primary weekly neighborhood/suburban reporting arm in the San Antonio area. Our existing newspapers have redesigns and new tabloid sizes, starting Thursday. We are also launching Thursday two new weekly pubs - the Northwest Weekly, which covers the Leon Valley/Sea World/Helotes/UTSA quadrant; and North Central News, which pretty much goes up 281 from 410 to Stone Oak/north of Hollywood Park/Shavano Park and back down to Castle Hills. It'll take awhile for all these papers to grow again advertising and editorial wise. But if you want to know what's going up or down in your suburb or side of S.A., your best bet will be a Prime Time paper. Hopefully we will live up to expectations, be it o
Hollow Victory
To All Have A Great Nite
ard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Ev
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More Things About Me.
* NOTE- PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME YOU KNOW ME BY THIS BLOG OR THINGS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD.IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT JUDGES A PERSON BEFORE EVEN MEETING THEM OR ANYTHING.I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU.GET ON!!! K,Thanks! * Age: 22 Birthday: 12-31-85 Hair color: Red with black underneath. Height:5'7 Weight: 245 - 248lbs (depends on how much beer that week ) Measurements: 51-42-52 Hometown: Norfolk,VA Sign: Capricorn Nationality: 50% Irish and 50% Italian Current Location: Charlotte area of NC Other locations lived: Born in Tampa,FL., Lived in Fort Collins,CO. for a year,Va and NC. Places want to visit the most: Ireland and Canada. Sexual Orientation: Dominating Bisexual Favorite Colors: Red and Black Favorite Food/Drink: Mexican,Italian,Mountain Dew & Pabst Blue Ribbon. Favorite Movies: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas,Reservoir Dogs,Napoleon Dynamite,HORROR!!.Anything by Tarantino or Burton and the more gore the better in my book. Favorite music: Kill Whitney dead,Job For a
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2 Drunk Men
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly > > ?Larry throws up all over himself. > > ? > > ?"Oh, no...? Now my wife will kill me!" > > ? > > ?Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and > > ?tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars > > ?for the dry cleaning bill." > > ? > > ?So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. > > ? > > ?Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. > > ?"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're > > ?disgusting!" > > ? > > ?Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, > > "Nowainaminit, I can? e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only > > had a cupla? drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too > > many! and? he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' > > gave me? twennie bucks for the
The Highwaymen
Front Seat Treat. Hot But Sad.
When I got home I was tired. I could hear my Ex Girlfriend in the shower. I assumed that she was getting ready for bed. I turned the TV on and lay down on our bed waiting for Bridgette to come out. When the bathroom door opened, I expected to see her in her nightclothes. Instead she was dressed to kill. Her hair was done up and her full lips were glossed over in cherry red lipstick. The tight black dress showed off her ample cleavage. Still trying to recover from the scene I heard her say, I am going out! I told her that if she waited a bit I would go too. She was obviously upset with me still from earlier in the day. No! she snapped, I want to have a good time and obviously you are too tired Before I could respond, she stormed out the door and left in the truck. Well I was tired and didnt really feel up to going out. Later, though, I began to feel bad about not going. I got dressed and headed down to the Jungle Garden where she usually goes. As I drove down the street, I saw her tr
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My First Threesome
Let me share with you the story of my first threesome. First of all, my girlfriend back then, Alex, loves sex and was always horny. She is 5'10" with very long legs and very well built, 34D, 24, and 36. I was better than average looking according too Alex but what really gets her going is the 8" long 3" thick cock she gets. Well on with the story. Alex wakes me up early this one morning as she is dripping wet and ready too ride! Alex rides me for a good 20 minutes and has three huge orgasms while we are doing multiple positions and Alex is getting pounded hard as she likes. Then she gets up and runs for the shower, as she will be late for work. So while waiting to use the bathroom I strip the bedding off because every time Alex comes she squirts and big time. Alex gets done with the bathroom and hurries out the door to work. As she is leaving I note that she is walking funny as I was really horny too and gave it too her good this morning. So Alex gets into work late and her co-wo
Meeting On Myspace--francesca
This story is about a woman I met in MySpace. We have always talked about how nice it would be to actually meet in person. I have changed her name for the story. Francesca and myself make plans to meet finally after several months of talking on the net. I arrive at the hotel first and decide that after the long drive there I will freshen up and climb into the shower. After only about 3 minutes I feel a pair of hands on my shoulders massaging them. Francesca turns me around and right away our lips lock together with a long and passionate kiss. As we are kissing my hands reach down to find her breasts her nipples already hard. I remove my mouth from hers and take a nipple in my mouth and releases a moan from her and she pushes my face deeper into her massive mounds telling me to bite her nipple, as she loves it that way. I squeeze both her breasts together so that I may get both her nipples in my mouth at the same time. This of course gets her moaning even louder. She finally
Not Too Sure If My Account Will Be Deleted
but in case it does as i have sent a mail message to scrapper asking for answers to some if my account gets deleted i would like to thank everyone for all the fun we have had and if my humor has offeneded anyone thats not what it was meant to do..u cant always change the way people think of u nor do i care too..but those who know me well enough know the person i again would like to thank everyone for making me laff and lately i really needed it thank u love u all xoxo..licks
She Showed Methe Art Of Sucking Cock
She Showed MeThe Art Of Sucking Cock Yes it is an art to be able to suck cock that would send any man into a total blissful experience. If this art can be learned, it will surely make that special man think the world of you. There is nothing more that one could do to please their man and being able to suck his cock shows how much you care for him as a person. This all started for me when one day I met this beautiful woman and she invited me over for session of sex. I was stretched out nude on the sofa and She came over and lay down next to me. She laid to where her head was level with my cock. What ensued afterwards blew my mind, She said, enjoy what I'm about to do to. Enjoy is not the word for it. The best way to explain this art is to describe what happened to me. As I lay on my back the woman gently took my cock in her hand, I was partially erect at the time. She took her other hand and put it on top of my cock as if she was clasping an injured bird and she gently, with a
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this is a unique site. in the time ive been on here this is its third name now... fist lostcherry then cherrytap and now fubar. the girls on this site have it very easy because most the guys on this site are here to look at girls and the girls know that so they post revealing pictures on here. i have no problem with this or anything just saying that girls have it alot easer than guys do because guys are more desperate
Sweetest Fu Contest
To all of you on my friends and family list. Please help Polo win the sweetest fu contest if you are not already commenting on someone in the contest. Polo is an awesome person and he will return the favor. Thanks to all in advance that help! Take care and God bless! Love always, Tanya
Come Join These Great Lounges
if u haven't heard of scooter bar u need to check it out it. tell them i sent u and have a drink on me. we also have a brand new bar called. the ball joint come and join it. we have great music and fun ppl that u kick back and have a cold one with. see u all there.
"sunday Mornings"
She was young and innocent; he was older and more experienced. They struck a deal, they would meet every Sunday morning and he would show her the world of pleasure that was just waiting for her. Naked, she waited for him. Lying on her stomach, her pussy ached in anticipation. Without a word he came in and took in her naked ass and spread legs on the bed. He slid his hand down her soft back and she shivered her nipples hardening. She sat up and he kissed her. Soft at first, and then his tongue slipped past her lips. Their tongues met and danced, long enough to start her juices flowing. Then he pushed her down and knelt over her. He took one taught nipple in his warm mouth and then the other. Slowly he touched her sliding his thumb over her clit and she lost her breath. He slid one finger inside her wet, tight, pussy and she moaned. He slid his finger in and out of her slamming his thumb into her clit. She could feel his finger deep inside. Her pussy tightened, her back arche
So Im back, to the velvet underground Back to the floor, that I love To a room with some lace and paper flowers Back to the gypsy that I was To the gypsy... that I was And it all comes down to you Well, you know that it does Well, lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice Ah, and it lights up the night And you see your gypsy You see your gypsy To the gypsy that remains faces freedom with a little fear I have no fear, I have only love And if I was a child And the child was enough Enough for me to love Enough to love She is dancing away from me now She was just a wish She was just a wish And a memory is all that is left for you now You see your gypsy You see your gypsy Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you And it all comes down to you Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice And it all comes down to you I still see your bright eyes, bright eyes And it all comes down to you I still see your bright eyes, brigh
A Little Hello From
Sweetest Fu Contest
To all of you on my friends and family list. Please help Polo win the sweetest fu contest if you are not already commenting on someone in the contest. Polo is an awesome person and he will return the favor. I too will return the favor the best I can since I have a very limited amount of time online these days. Please help anyway you can. Thanks to all in advance that help! Take care and God bless! Love always, Tanya
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A Little Math...
Saturday=3 or 4 hours Wednesday=9 hours Thursday=16.5 hours Friday=6.5 hours Total= 35 hours, approx. Today=6 hours Tomorrow=14 hrs Tuesday=15 hrs Total= 35 hours, approx. For not working alot of days I'm having a fuck ton (which is more than a shitload, btw) of hours. I wish I could remember how many hours I had the week before last... only around 30 I think. Ah well I find out on Wednesday. Anyways... went out last night. Chad called me up and FINALLY took me to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 at the Palace. When I first met him over a year ago he promised to take me to see the second one, but that didn't happen. So he made up for it now. I have some really awesome friends... :) And right now I'm tired as hell so.. XOXO
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My Next Tat
im looking for some incredably sexy angel pix for my next tat. i am putting an angel on one side and a sexy demon on the other side. does anyone know where i can find some????? ive googled and yahooed adn havent found what im looking for. please help.
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Used to wonder just why father never had much time for play. Used to wonder why he'd rather work each minute of the day. Used to wonder why he never loafed along the road an' shirked can't recall a time when ever father played while others worked. Father didn't dress in fashion sort of hated clothing new style with him has not a passion, he had other things in view boys are blind to much that's going on about'em day by day, and I had no way of knowing what became of father's pay. All I knew was when I needed shoes I got'em on the spot everything for which I pleaded somehow father always got. Wondered season after season why he never took a rest and that I might be the reason then I never ever guessed. Father set a store on knowledge if he'd lived to have his way he'd have sent me off to college and the bills been glad to pay. that I knew was his ambition, now and then he used to say he'd have done his earthly mission on my graduation day. Saw his
My Thoughts Of Me , Life N Fubar
I just wanted to finally create my 1st blog, and say thank you to all my friends and family at fubar,for everything i luv u all!, ya know life gets me down sumtimes, not only because of my different situations; as in disability, life in general, n love as well, but i come here and everyone makes me smile laugh, and feel loved. So to you all thanks again! Special thanks to Bassmaniac, for bringin me to Fubar, and Lujak, for makin some cool pics for me.Keep the love flowin and the drinks comin cold!
I want everyone to know that my daughter Ashley is gonna have a baby boy on 11/24/07...... He will be my first Grandchild !!!!!!! His name will be Alan Wyatt James :)
Thats Where You Go When Theres No One Else Around
Wow. Got a phone call I wasn't exactly expecting last night. Not so much the content as the person on the other end of the line. Guess it was appropos considering how yesterday went. Note to and hot weather no longer mix well. And again, I say... August should be outlawed. Not only that, but July should be like leap year. The calendar (and the corresponding weather) should go from June straight into September. Fuck this. I'd say you could fry an egg on the sidewalk, but only if you didn't start an oil fire first. Shaddup, Jenn...that only happened one time. On that note...I'm going to finish BBQing so I can get me to a BBQ. Translate that, and you win. Oh still have movies to watch before you hang yourself. See that you've got your priorities straight. Please and thank you.
A Boy And His Dad
A boy and his dad on a fishing trip there is a glorious fellowship! father and son and the open sky and the white clouds lazily drifting by, and the laughing stream as it runs along with the clicking reel like a martial song, and the father teaching the youngster gay how to land a fish in the sportsman's way. I fancy I hear them talking there in an open boat and the speech is fair, and the boy is learning the ways of man from the finest man in his youthful hen, kings to the youngster can not compare with the gentle father who's with him there. and the greatest mind of the human race not for no minute could take his place. Which is happier man or boy? the soul of the father is steeped in joy, for he's finding out to his heart's delight that his son is fit for the future fight. He is learning the glorious depths of him and the thoughts he thinks and his every whim, and he shall discover when night comes on how close he has grown to his little son, a boy and hi
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F**k Everything Right Now (major Nsfw)
i am about to give myself an anxity attack nothing NOTHING GOES RIGHT EVER FORme !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heather is such a lying LYING bitch she went and fucked everything for me to stay in oceanside i have to get and apartment with my father by sept 10th i am so fucked! from the accident i dont even knowhow bad yet im going to be in debts up to my ears I want cliff here NOW and thats looking like its going to be a million years before i get to see him Justyn is coming out so i have to find a place for him and kendra he has to go and fucking bring kendra made one more fucking hting harder. money is the root of allSHIT and im trying to call cliff back and he is on the phone im going nuts i wanna pull out all my fucking hair when will i ever be just okay and not in debt and everything one time for one FUCING DAY please let things go okay oh yeah even writing this i had to do ten million times because u cant fucking hit backspace on fubar oh no heaven forbid it fucking takes u out of the b
Good Afternoon My Fubars
i just wanted to say hello too all my friends, family, and fans have a good day where ever u are stay safe and stay bleesed!!! im still here im just getting ready to watch wrestling go john cena!!!
Indianapolis - An early morning domestic dispute turned deadly on the city's southside. Shortly after 3 a.m. Saturday, IMPD responded to the 2200 block of South Pennsylvania Street. It's not the first time police responded to a domestic disturbance call at the Von Essen home on the city's southside. But Saturday morning ended in deadly gunfire when 22-year-old Dwayne Von Essen refused to obey police orders to put down his machete and hatchet. An officer fired a single shot, killing him. Police say the shooting was justified. "There are at least two notations in the run prior to the officer getting here of people inside the residence saying that if police showed up, they would be killed," said Sgt. Paul Thompson, IMPD Public Information Officer. But the Von Essen family says police used excessive deadly force even though the officers were never in any real danger. "They're life wasn't in danger. My brother never charged them," said Darrin Von Essen. "He had the weapons down at his sides
Not Leaving
too all my friends, i finally got my account fixed, while i was trying to fix it my computer crashed and wiped my harddrive clean. now its all fixed and working better than ever so ive decided to stay on here.
A Year Down And 3 Months To Go
A year down and 3 months to go in Iraq Town of Tonawanda soldier trudges on (If you go to the story on the Buffalo News Web Site, they have more pictures in an HTML Gallery. ) By Nathan S. Webster - SPECIAL TO THE NEWS Updated: 08/26/07 7:09 AM BAYJI, Iraq — Out here, on the garbage- strewn desert hardpan by the unused city railroad tracks, the early afternoon temperature on a thermometer probably reads about 130 degrees. It lies. Spc. Joseph Vergo, 21, from the Town of Tonawanda, trudges through that punishing Iraqi heat under some 90 pounds of gear and armor — even before factoring in the 27-pound, M- 240 machine gun strapped over his shoulders, and all the ammo that goes with it. In the early going of the day’s patrol, he takes up the column’s last spot, walking backwards at times, scanning the long and empty city streets for suspicious behavior. Outside the city limits, the patrol of a dozen soldi
Laying It On The Line!!
I wasn't sure where to put this particular blog, but finally decided it is an aspect of energy and this knowledge is so very necessary!! This blog is being generated due to a mumm that surfaced this afternoon: Girls: Meaningless sex?? I did give the short response, but I feel this needs a much longer treatment. So here goes! First, a general bit of information! We are ALL OF US energetically connected, right here, right now. The baseline connection appears to be pretty mild, but a connection it is! I found this out the usual way, I stumbled across it and then experimented, lmao! I commented once to my best friend Stacey that I felt I was bloody connected to everyone. She was horrified and said I shouldn't even speak that into existence, lol. Well, it made me think! I started sending out energetic "feelers", just to see if there was a connection, with everyone. Lo, and Behold!!! There was always just that mild twitch at my energy sensing system. I was connected to all - a mild co
Marine Meets President Bush
Bethel Park Marine meets Bush while recuperating at Maryland facility Sunday, July 31, 2005 By Joe Grata, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette They looked each other in the eye -- President Bush and U.S. Marine Cpl. Anthony Gower of Bethel Park. "The President said, 'Anthony, thank you for what you've done,' " Gower said. "I told him, 'My honor, sir.' I thought, 'Is this really happening to me?' " Gower met the president yesterday at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md., where Bush received a glowing report after his annual checkup. Eric Draper / White House President Bush, left, greets U.S. Marine Cpl. Anthony Gower, of Bethel Park, during a visit to troops wounded in Iraq at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md. yesterday. Bush visited the troops after his annual physical at the medical center. Gower, 34, wasn't doing as well, but much better than July 19, when a bomb planted by insurgents exploded and nearly ripped off his arm while he, 15 fellow me
Your great energy makes the day feel like a day off, even if you're at work or dealing with appointments. Somehow your sense of fun pervades the atmosphere so much that others around you join in! ----------------------------------------------------- Only way this would apply is if I considered keeping up with my Fubar Peeps a job. Which it seemed like it yesterday:) Love you all so much!!!!
Be A Breast Supporter!
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breas
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What Really Upsets Me On This Site.....
What really upsets me on this site is that I feel its ok to have an oppinion...if you dont think I am a ten...fine... but to just be a hater and give like a 1 or a three.... Thats just mean. My rate here couldn't consern me in the least, because its not what man... or woman, thinks of me but what type of a value God has on me. It just upsets me that people are just so full of hate... or maybe its jealousy? that they have to give such low rates. Comments would be appreciated here. God Bless Ya for reading it so far. (((( BIG HUGS ))))) Victoria
Beware Of This Downrater...
grim_reaper@ fubar This ass likes to downrate default pics... Block him before he gets to you...
why are men such assholes? anybody have any ideas? the ones who are your friends or ones you just know will tell you how pretty you are while the ones who suposedly love you never say a damn word! but yet thay get pissie if thay think anyone else is looking why does anyone know?
The Reward
The Reward I was sitting at home watching some television, it was almost nine am. My wife was at work. I was watching the movie, Showgirls on the VH1 channel. My neighbor from two houses down across the street knocked on the front door. She asked if I could help her with something. The ceiling light in her living room had blown out. She was afraid to climb up a ladder to change the bulb and did not know how to get the cover off of the light fixture. I said sure Id help and followed her out the door. She walked in front of me and of course I fixed my eyes on her ample behind. Im a big fan of the booty. She is a very short woman barely five feet tall and she has some meat on her bones, but not too much. She probably weighs one hundred and thirty-five pounds. She has a coca cola shape. Shes a very attractive woman. We get to her house and I tell her that I can reach it without the ladder. She closes her front door and I get a chair from the Dining room and use it to reach the l
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Why Are You On My Friends List?
Hi everyone! I wanted to give a heads up and let you know that I am cleaning out my friends list. There are some people on there that I know I have never talked to before just added as friends, so I am assuming that it was a point thing and thats all. I will be working on it over the next few days. If you want to stay on my list you need to email me or leave a profile comment or something. Now the ones that I have talked to recently, you know who you are, you are not going anywhere! I promise! I love meeting and making new friends, but to me that means you need to communicate a little bit. Dont mean to be harsh, but when you have over 250 people on you list and you maybe talk to 10-15 of them....and thats it....something needs to change. hugs Carrie
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Hi,I really wanna start this by saying that I despise the fact that I have too hit the ctrl key just in order to keep my browser from shutting down everytime I wanna click a friggin link. There I've said it... NOW; I've noticed a lot of people stating on and in their profiles that they can be a real Prick or a Bitch. Personally I do not need to know this information because I will not be pissing you off. It's just not my nature. I understand you saying it, but it's just really sad that we have too mention it at all, because that tells me, (in my personal opinion) that someone has wronged you. I've been wronged, screwed over, had my cheerios pissed in and all the other analogies you can bring too mind. I always like too move on if we can't mutually come to the decision to agree too disagree. LOL One more thing; If you're coming by someones page that they took their personal time too create just so they could have the abilities to make some really good friends, have a little enjoyman
My Love
If you only knew the dreams I have of you, the things we do to each other and how happy we are. Never apart will I want to be, you are my life my heart my soul, I love you so. We are so enbraced in each others arms, we can feel each others every move and our passion is so wild that we can't let go, oh how I love you so. I can feel your heart beat next to mine and oh how that makes me sigh with pleasure and it takes away the pain in my life to know how much you love me so.
You Are On My List, Why?
Hi everyone! I wanted to give a heads up and let you know that I am cleaning out my friends list. There are some people on there that I know I have never talked to before just added as friends, so I am assuming that it was a point thing and thats all. I will be working on it over the next few days. If you want to stay on my list you need to email me or leave a profile comment or something. Now the ones that I have talked to recently, you know who you are, you are not going anywhere! I promise! I love meeting and making new friends, but to me that means you need to communicate a little bit. Dont mean to be harsh, but when you have over 250 people on you list and you maybe talk to 10-15 of them....and thats it....something needs to change. hugs Carrie
Why Are You On My Friends List?
Hi everyone! I wanted to give a heads up and let you know that I am cleaning out my friends list. There are some people on there that I know I have never talked to before just added as friends, so I am assuming that it was a point thing and thats all. I will be working on it over the next few days. If you want to stay on my list you need to email me or leave a profile comment or something. Now the ones that I have talked to recently, you know who you are, you are not going anywhere! I promise! I love meeting and making new friends, but to me that means you need to communicate a little bit. Dont mean to be harsh, but when you have over 250 people on you list and you maybe talk to 10-15 of them....and thats it....something needs to change. hugs Carrie
We Belong
Thank you for giving me the chance to say, "I Love You" and for revealing the beautiful side of life that I never knew. You awakened a heart that was lonely and numb, and now I'm hopeful for what shall come. Never again shall I lie awake and weep, for beautiful dreams of you fill my sleep. Before I was weak, but now I own a maoutain's might because I have you and we belong tonight.
A Year Down And 3 Months To Go In Iraq
A year down and 3 months to go in Iraq Town of Tonawanda soldier trudges on (If you go to the story on the Buffalo News Web Site, they have more pictures in an HTML Gallery. ) By Nathan S. Webster - SPECIAL TO THE NEWS Updated: 08/26/07 7:09 AM BAYJI, Iraq — Out here, on the garbage- strewn desert hardpan by the unused city railroad tracks, the early afternoon temperature on a thermometer probably reads about 130 degrees. It lies. Spc. Joseph Vergo, 21, from the Town of Tonawanda, trudges through that punishing Iraqi heat under some 90 pounds of gear and armor — even before factoring in the 27-pound, M- 240 machine gun strapped over his shoulders, and all the ammo that goes with it. In the early going of the day’s patrol, he takes up the column’s last spot, walking backwards at times, scanning the long and empty city streets for suspicious behavior. Outside the city limits, the patrol of a dozen soldi
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My Sick Twisted Mind
some people wonder just what its like to know me and my mind.....welll here's what i got to say u know how we have this war going on overseas? personally speaking if mr bush would get his head out fo dick cheney's ass he'd be able to use whatever brain he has up there...unless he wasted it... as for his daughter gettin married, maybe she can her lousy lump of a dad steal yet another election, just like jeb did for him in florida and speaking of the bush family, i swear they're a definitely dysfunctional bunch
Hey Thanks
i was really out of it yesterday and i guess want to day thanks to a my friend you never know on here sometime if you have anyone on your list that even notices you . So thanks for all of you gifts and comment and thought and prayers my friends really do rock i have seen lots of pepole day that cause they get bombed in contest and stuff but i what to say that ment more to me than if you all bombed me to win some silly contest Thanks blessed be adn brightest of blessing to you all
Psalm 55:22
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. 'Friends are God's way of taking care of us.' This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't eve n turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the 'quickie mart ' building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that
My Pics
my personal pics are now private. the others are there to rate... no holding back the crowds for that im sure.
Important Safty Information!!!
I just read the following in a Bulletin. This is some good information & wanted to make sure people see it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to bring something to everyone's attention. This won't apply to all, or even many, of you, but it's something to think about. Feel free to add/edit/blog/bulletin, if you so desire. I've been noticing an increase in the amount of people who are putting their family at risk, in my opinion. I've seen pictures in public folders with children holding school certificates w/ their first and last name and the name of their school. I've seen profiles with first and last names, as well as hometown, listed¡¦ with pix of children with the child's first name. I realize that the child's last name is not always the same as the parent, but many times it is. Just today, I saw a picture in a public folder of a little boy standing outside of his school. The school's name was in huge letters and the caption read "Eric's first day o
This Is A Must Read
Ok first of all I want to thank all my friends for there support and understanding last week. I did feel like I was having a bad week and let myself believe it. But I have a couple must read messages and I am going to quote them how I got them. The 1st message is my Horoscope which is texted to my phone every morning at 6 o'clock. This message is 8/22/07, the day after I took my chance. And it says: Leo, That enthusiasm you felt about a certain someone is still there--it's just hiding. And on 8/22/07 at 11:25 I got this text message: Hv a nice day. U've been really good 2 me. Thx. I just find it very bizarre. And noticed it this morning. I just shock my head and laughed. Because I just try to see if my horoscope and affirmation match up in anyway to how my day has been. All this and I am not being vendictive, mean or sarcastic. I could not believe what I was reading. How strange can life be.
I Dont Have The Words To Say Thanks
Mt. Lebanon church members give time, money to help Marine injured overseas 'I don't have the words to say thanks' Sunday, August 26, 2007 By Joe Fahy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette An emotional Dawn and Tony Gower, left, join relatives and friends in prayer in their Bethel Park home yesterday. From left are Dawn and Tony Gower, Tony's son Andrew; friend and fellow Marine Kyle Ferkett of Pleasant Hills; Ron Niedermeyer, Dawn's brother-in-law; Candace Celento, Dawn's daughter; and Michelle Niedermeyer, Dawn's sister and Ron's wife. Recovering from war injuries suffered in Iraq, Sgt. Anthony Gower has been unable to make needed repairs to his Bethel Park home, a dream his wife, Dawn, has cherished for years. That dream was realized yesterday as they witnessed the efforts made by strangers to transform the home. "I don't have the words to say thanks for what you guys have done," Sgt. Gower, a Marine reservist, said as he stood hand-in-hand with his wife in a living room fre
Just wanted to post a quick blog to let the people that care know that I probably won't be around as much as I have been. Actually, I know that I won't be around as much as I have been. I start my third-year practicum tomorrow, so it's an additional 20 hours of work on top of my job and other school and family obligations. Sooo... I'll be around some, but probably not a lot. If you have my messenger and if you see me on, feel free to hit me up there. If you WANT my messenger and don't have it, let me know and if I want you to have it I'll get it to you.
August 31st !
From The Mouths Of Babes.
What does Love mean? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Please Fill Out
please fill out Body: YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuc
Happy Sunday Everyone, Time To Relax! :)
Have a great Sunday Fubar lovers!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Nice relaxing love song :D Love Luther Vandross, may he R.I.P Wishing I had a boyfriend to relax with lol :P Much love xoxoxox Jen
6 Months Of Ct Marriage
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Last Day In Ny
Im feeling sad this house has been my home for 10 years. Ive painted scrubbed and planted every inch of this house and yard. SIGH!!!!!! So onward to other things another chapther in the book called my life is over and a new one begins. Wish me luck please I need it. Now if yall ever find your way to the Big easy give us a shout. MUAH The Goddess
This Weekend-- Trinidad Blues Festival
The Trinidad Blues Festival was oooomggggggggggggg awesome. The seats we had were under the tent. Had tables and chairs and even wait service for drinks. The line up was awesome: Jacquie Gipson--Good Ked Saydak--Good Tempa & The Tantrums--OMG TOTALLY AWESOME Albuquerque Blues Connection--ROCKED THE PLACE Randy Mcallister__OMGGG THE WHOLE REASON I WENT Tad Robinson --Very Good Ronnie Baker Woods-- ROCKED OUT We left to drive to Pueblo to spend the night Jimmy Thackery Joe Walker It was nice day, got very hot but it was absoutely a wonderful day. If the same lineup is there next year well i will be going again. Highy recommend this concert. Will post some pics in a bit muahssssssss to all
The New Job So Far
so some of you may or may not know, that i did finnally get a new job, about a month or so ago. it's at the Travel Centers of America in Troutdale, i do housekeeping. well shortly after i started i talked to my boss and told him i was interested in the bookkeeping job that was open (SOOOO sick of housekeeping) he told me that i can do some filing and small jobs, untill he finds some one to replace me in housekeeping, i said ok. well i haven't really been able to do too much of the filing and what-not cause either they haven't had anything for me, or Lorena (the other housekeeper) hasn't been there, cause something happened with her mom and she had to go to mexico for a week. so i've been doing it by myself and haven't had time to do anything for them. well aside from that, Lorena has the weekends off, and i have tue, and wend. off. well, i'll just say this....WEEKENDS SUCK ASS!!! i have to be there at frickin 8am. NO ONE that stays in this hotel gets up that early! and i really don'
New Motto: Ocp
OBSERVE all those who think to enter my Circle CONTROL all that think to control me PUNISH all fools who try to mulct [v. definition 3] the likes of me....
Hahahaha Imma Beast!
man i'm back on tha bulletin what i call in tha booth so test me and son will speak tha truth off tha top of my head if u willin to break bread den imma do tha same it ain't nothin fa tha chossen child to start flowin when i'm glowin in my spotlight showin all my words never fallin of tha curb u better respest me if u want respect back its a dot cizzile always ready to come back and attack u wit ur dick in tha booty spin around & touch ur toes ass face me and my dawgs runnin and takin over ur shit like tha louisisana purchase don't fuck wit me if u don't want ur feelins or emoitions hurt layin down in tha dirt wit dat fresh tee boy u got problems leve it up to me imma stop ur heart and ur breathin when u cheiffin on some of my weedin when u thinkin damn dis shit is good fuck around wit my family or my team u'll be seein u darkess fears smeared out all in tha field imma just be real fuck all dat what u talkin bout and what ya lookin at u see me in dat all black charger wit dem all black
The Abominable Iron Sloth
Just downloaded this band from itunes an they rock!........Keepin it heavy brothers!
Son Always Spittin!
Oh Boy! Its ur # 1 Original comin to get yall in tha booth,cause i'm tha Chossen Child and u ain't me dawg and u could never be like Son tha Plantation Village Boy comin to get me like a an Irisn man in tha Locness wit tha monster and dats how i rhyme chump robbbery of ur motherfuckin mind so come get done if u want some boy i'll flip u like a surfboard den travle back to my spot in tha sunshine state woodie what u think if i fucked ur chick and give her back wit dick breath boy u better back back tha fuck off of me when u standin next to Tha A Dot C ready to blast ur ass back to tha past it ain't no secret when i boucne back and keep it wit dis flowmaitic 101 in tha booth shit raw and teachin shit don't hate on me,cause i'm bein me and doin my thang wit dis rap shit i'm frum Tha Parish Down Tha Road in tha Plantation Village V-Town is also my roots now i'm holdin my ground in Port St.Joe,Florida 30 mintues away frum Panama City now ain't nobody buckin on me dey know what i am and wher
I sat on the porch overlooking a beautiful mountain lake on a summer day,enjoying a glass of wine with my Mom. Older than me, mother of four, experienced and wise. "Get yourself some girlfriends," she advised, swirling the wine in her glass. "You are going to need girlfriends. Go places with them, do things with them." What a funny piece of advice, I thought. Hadn't I just gotten married? Hadn't I just joined the couple-world? I was a married woman, for goodness sake, not a young girl who needed girlfriends. Nevertheless, I listened to my Mom and I got back in touch with my old girlfriends of years. As the years tumbled by, one after another, gradually I came to understand that Mom knew what she was talking about. Here is what I know about them: Girlfriends bring casseroles and scrub your bathroom when you are sick. Girlfriends keep your children and keep your secrets. Girlfriends give advice when you ask for it. Sometimes you take it, sometimes you don't. Girlfri
Red Hot!!!
Vote for your girl!!! Show me some love!!!! XoXo Red Hot MusiciansDate: 23 Aug 2007, 11:55 Myspace Polls create your own cool colorfull polls or take Myspace Surveys and Myspace QuizzesVote For the Red Hot Fan of The Month!VOTE FOR YOUR GIRL!!! Myspace Polls create your own cool colorfull polls or take Myspace Surveys and Myspace Quizzes
Hello Friends, And Thanks!
I just wanted to say hello to all my new friends that I have made the last few days. I am glad that you all have added me. :) I do hope to see more of you soon, and talk to you as well. Dont be a stranger on my page. This goes for my older friends as well. I luv you all just the same. I am so blessed to have such wonderful friends here on Fubar. I hope to make plenty more in the future. Thanks for being my friends. Hope your weekend is going well. :D Take care. -- Love, and Cuddles, Beckie xxoo
John ;25; 26 ; Verses
I am the resurrection and the life . he who belives in me,though he may die, he shall live. 26; And who so ever lives and belives in Me shall never die. Do you belive this Jesus ask? Amen!!!!!
Warped And Twisted
Harsh words and violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted
Feeling Blogged Down?
Recent update 8-26-07 And once's Taer! So its time once more for a basic update on my life. Work has been completely slow over the last week, thankfully through wise spending choices I have my rent paid a month in advanced. Today and yesterday I worked for our company's general manager pulling weeds at her home for $10 an hour cash, compared to the casino's property (which usually takes me over a week to de-weed) this was as good as easy money. I got some reachargable batteries for my digicam so you can expect to see some new pics in the upcoming weeks. Also went to the casino last night with yesterdays pay($50) and won over $100. Today I still have to work but I can expect atleast another 20-30 which is great considering my usual jb only pays $8 an hour. For once I almost have my MP3 player full and I've begun burning DVDs to watch when I aint working. Thanks to my great work ethic the casino wants to take me on as a dishwasher (how great can that be you ask?)First
Sunday 26th 2007
just been long weekend..just been busy with personal life. Today i'm about to go to my Aunt Bettys for cook out. I hope everyone had great weekend. thanks for those that leaving comments while I was gone. xoxo ~Mary~
Send It To The Kids
Send it to the kids..... My mom only had one eye. I hated her... She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to Say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom only Has one eye!" I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, " If you're only goanna make me a Laughing stock, why don't you just die?" My mom did not respond... I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was ha
Sexiest Picture Contest With Updated Prizes
Kristan's Sexiest pic Contest This is a Bombing contest. Its scheduled to end on Sept 6, but I might have to end it on Sept 7th depending on work Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. New prizes have been added Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get a Porsche or Corvette 3rd place will get a Silver Motorcycle 4th place will get a Rolex 5th place will get a Diamond Ring or Men's Ring 6th place will get a Men's Braclet or Diamond Earrings Everyone that gets at least 1000 comments will get a platinum cherry. Everyone that enters will get a trophy. If you win and want your prizes to goto someone else please let me know in advance of prizes being given out. All contestants are STRONGLY encouraged to bomb themselves. No drama will be tolerated. Play nice. All decisions by the judges will be final GOOD LUCK TO ALL ----------------------------- Anyone i
I Like His Lightsaber.. Haha
So.. on friday night i worked 10-6am.. then went home slept til 9am... At nine i went to Jamis to watch her kids all day.. made 100 hah. so anyways... Her son Lakoda.. is 11.. doesnt know how to piss in a fucking toilet.. still plays w/ star wars and army men and is overweight.. and not too common sence anyways... Her daughter, Cheyanna, is 8... cant read very well, do math very well, or write very well at all.. She is kinda ld it takes her a long time to get something, and you have to pretty much use repetition. Trust me.. its really hard.. i know cuz i volunteered to watch them til noon and teach her how to do things everyday til school starts. so yeah THATS RIGHT i work til 6am drive my ass over there and stay up til noon w/ her... anyways Brian.. jamis boyfriend... believes in tough thats what he is doin to koda.. The other day he was like BECCA!! lets play lightsabers! haha.. and started making all those crazy noises and just waving around hi
Lemon & Butter Sauce
Lemon Butter SauceGreat for Chicken or Fish 1 cup dry white wine 3 lemons, peeled and quartered 2 tablespoons minced garlic 1 tablespoon minced shallots 1 teaspoon salt 3 turns freshly ground black pepper 1 dash Worcestershire sauce 1 dash hot pepper sauce 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, cut up, at room temperature 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh parsley Heat a large non-reactive skillet over high heat. When the skillet is hot, add the wine, lemons, garlic, and shallots. Cook for 3 minutes, breaking up and mashing the lemons with a wire whisk. Stir in the salt, pepper, Worcestershire, and hot sauce and cook until the mixture is somewhat syrupy, for about 3 minutes. Stir in the cream and cook for 1 minute. Over low heat, whisk in the butter a few pats at a time. When all of the butter has been added, remove from the heat, but continue whisking until all of the butter is incorporated into the sauce. Strain the sauce, pressing all of t
As Per Jay His Funniest Interviews
Jury Trials Ordered In Clergy Sex-abuse Suits
Jury trials ordered in clergy sex-abuse suits Cases stalled when San Diego diocese filed for bankruptcy on eve of trial. Audit: Church funds mishandled in abuse suits Reno Diocese Paid Over 300-Thousand Dollars For Sex Abuse Case. SAN DIEGO - A federal bankruptcy judge on Friday ordered immediate jury trials in more than 40 sex-abuse lawsuits against the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego. Trials scheduled in San Diego for five cases had been suspended in February when the diocese abruptly filed for bankruptcy protection, the night before the first trial was slated to begin. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Louise DeCarl Adler’s ruling on the 42 lawsuits is a victory for about 150 people who claim they were sexually abused by priests as children. Their lawyers told the judge Thursday that re-activating those trials was the only way to get the diocese into a settlement after more than three years of fruitless negotiations in state and federal courts. The San Diego dioces
Bed Time Blessing
BedTime Blessing As I lay snuggled in my bed, pillow tucked beneath my head, maiden, bring me joyful dreams. Mother, bring me peace, serene. Wisest crone,watch over me until the light of dawn, I see. And let me wake up safe, and sound each day that to this earth , I am bound
When Dealing With My Man Don't Forget To Take Some Act Right...
David is sweet, sexy, sensual and first and foremost for real. You are welcomed to experience David's intelligence and share in his wisdom, but mind your manners and don't forget to take your act right before you do. You hurt him or fuck with his head in any way and you crossed a line that I toe everyday and you are Gone.
yep bored again so time to, its sunday afternoon, my head is freakin killin me. Like a dumbass, last night when I was puttin groceries in the fridge I came up to fast an knocked the shit out of the top of my head on the freezer!! I wasn't even drunk!!! LMAO, now I got a goose egg. Damn my head cant take may more knocks to it!!! Anyways I hope everyone is having a good weekend, or at least havin a better one than me!!
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Work With Me Lol
Ok If I dont leave you a comment right away please work with me . Im still tring to figure this place out lol . Slowly but surly i will and than I promise i will leave comments and such ! Thanks Tetisheri (giggles)
My R1
So I bought a 2007 Yamaha R1 back on the 13th of April. I had it for 4 1/2 months already. I had plans to put an alarm on it this friday. I'm getting ready to take off to a party just to have my roommate tell me that it was gone. Now some unlucky, lucky asshole stole 16,000 from me. And to think, I lived in a nice neighborhood!
Beckie's Daily Words Of Wisdom // 8-26-07
Even know things may be hard today for you try to smile or laugh. There is always tomorrow. Rememer that you have at least one good friend who will be there for you through thick and thin. Hold on to that feeling when you are feeling down :) Any always remember that I am here for you as your friend! -- Beckie
Misty & Mike’s Weekend Out!
We will be spending Friday, August 31st, at The Cherry Pit in Duncanville and Saturday and Sunday, September 1st and 2nd at a hotel and would love it if you could join us for some fun any of those nights. We're planning a very special weekend together and hope you can be part of it. Ultimate Pleasure is the plan. If you're not familiar with The Cherry Pit, it's an awesome hangout for "fun" people. They have the largest hot tub in Dallas, a fantastic spread of food, it's BYOB, but they have all the soda and stuff to help make mixed drinks at the bar, a dance floor complete with stripper pole, a torture room with a padded wall with built-in straps and a Glory Hole, a group room with a giant frame with 6 full mattresses on it, a porn room by the bar, The Pussy Pit - an area with a mattress strictly for women to play and others to watch, and a semi-private room with three mattresses laid out on the floor. They are very laid back and a lot of fun. Many go just to hang out and enjoy th
6th. Hole Reveals No Sign Of Miner's
HUNTINGTON, Utah - The latest holed drilled into a collapsed mine where six men are trapped broke through an area too small for the men to survive, a lawyer for several of the men’s families said Saturday. “The only thing they told us is there is no void where the sixth hole is; there is no space,” attorney Colin King said after a meeting between the families and mine officials. King said the families were disappointed by the news. “They are distraught. They’re very frustrated for good reason,” he said. The Crandall Canyon Mine’s co-owner has said this hole, the sixth drilled more than 1,500 feet into the mountain, will be the last effort to find a sign of the men, who may not have survived the massive cave-in Aug. 6. Drill another hole? However, King said, mine officials did not rule out the possibility of drilling a seventh hole, but did not provide any specific plans or possible locations for another hole. “They left the possibility open that they were possibly co
The Fubar Man/woman Friend Ratio
Ok. I haven't been here THAT long, but not a stranger to the paradigm set by internet life. In my opinion, women DOMINATE the internet! It seems like no matter what site I have been on or go to, you see a huge displacement in the number of friends women have compared to men. There are a few reasons for this: 1. Sex 2. Looks 3. Insecurities 4. Fantasy 1. Sex - Sex has to be the #1 reason men flock to the net for women. And the minute guys see either exposed tits, ass or pussy, they come a'running like bulls seeing red! Women know this and use it like the weapon it is andhas become. Since I've been on Fubar, I have seen girls who directly tell guys don't comment or message them if it's about trying to talk to them and all because some guy sitting behind his screen penis jumps at the sight of a gorgeous girl who'll he'll never have the opportunity to meet adds him as a friend, his heart starts pumping more blood than American Red Cross' entire blood bank in a month...what
Roast Pork Loin In Beer Sauce
Roast Pork Loin in Beer Sauce Marinade: 1/2 cup Dijon mustard 1 large onion, chopped 1/2 cup honey 3 cups beer (not dark), preferably German 3 1/2-pound boneless pork loin, tied (3 to 3 1/2 inches wide) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil a beurre manié, made by rubbing together 1 tablespoon softened unsalted butter & 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour Directions: Make marinade: In a large saucepan stir together marinade ingredients. Bring marinade just to a boil, stirring (marinade will rise and foam), and remove pan from heat. In a blender, puree marinade in 2 batches, transferring it as pureed to bowl. Cool marinade to room temperature and spoon off any remaining foam. In a large heavy resalable plastic bag combine pork and marinade and seal bag, pressing out any excess air. Put bag in a baking pan and marinate pork, chilled, turning bag once or twice, at least 8 hours and up to 24. Let pork in marinade comes to room temperature, about 40 minutes. Trans
I'm Busy Getting My Kids Ready For School & I've Become Depressed Again; Plez Pray For Me!!
My Son is a Drunk now livin w/ the same Woman who abused him. I know that abused children go back to the place where they was abused because they are wanting that acceptance but this is just heartbreakin!! I Love everyone on here & I'm sorry if I've not been responsive to everyone but Plez understand I'm going thru something right now & I can't seem to shake it!! Everyone of my Friends on here are in My Thoughts & Prayer's so I Pray that you'll keep me in yours. Be Well all of you & God Bless!!! I don't know how long I'll be gone but I'll be back once my kids are in School & I'll be able to think again. Please don't forget about me!! Shari
Empty Darkness
Empty Darkness The Darkness surrounds me consumes my every thought. Takes my breath away as it comes and lays me down, Deadly silence muffle every night time sound. Take me out and warm my heart , take away this cold ice pain. Darkness bites deep and sharp draining my inner strength, as I feel my blood flow from with in me , and the aching stabs my soul. Come to me my wicked knight, and take me away from the empty dark illusuion we call life. As the empty darkness folds around, consuming my every thought and taken my every breath, mend my broken heart. Datum my lonely heart to thy.
Kinky Survey
You scored as Bdsm, Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm79% Gay/Lesbian79% Boobies/nipples64% Beastiality61% Tb/dl61% Anal36% Anime36% foot fetish36% Which fetish are you?created with
All Hail The New Queen
Announcing the Queen of the Embarrassed Fu!! Jaime ~ Sporty_Babe ~ Winning Photo – “Lickable Eyeshadow” Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket “Your Most Embarrassing Photo” 1st prize 1 Day Blast Trophy (VIP Gifts) Dozen Roses (Fubar Gifts) Custom Graphic (with your name emblazoned for all the Fu World to see) Queen of the Embarrassed Fu Contest Hostess: Lucretia ~ LuAngel1111 ~ Thank you to all that participated: Contestants, Voters, Commenters, and Promoters! Final Results: Sporty_Babe - 250 comments Wolfman - 216 comments Catchin Gears - 68 comments Fast Eddie - 25 comments
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Updating Profile
OK, I did it, I updated my profile. Now I started this almost 2-3 hours ago. You would think it's just and update on how a person is and adding a few things .... well let me fill you in on the adventure that I just went through ~thanks to the powers that be~ For every post to update you have to put in the little code ... well you put in the code and hit submit like a good little FUBARIAN then the communist bouncer moves in for his code ... you then put in his code ... guess what ... all the codes you put in ... GONE ... the commi bastige took it, then you start over. STUPID AZZ ....(insert words here) I'm a sum what smart individual .... everyone has there moments. So I had to figure this much out, so the bouncer wouldn't take my stuff, ~OPEN A FILE~ in word or notepad, something ... paste everything there. Get it in the order you want and then copy and paste into the section your working on. Cause if the bouncer comes back and you put in that code you will loose everything but
Jetpack Guy
There is a local celebrity here in Seattle. His name is Jetpack guy. Thats his name, it even says so on his drivers liceance. He has a jetpack, and flies around being a complete and utter asshole to everyone he meets. Ironically, everyone loves him for it, simply because they are awed by the fact that he has a jetpack. He will often stand and stop lights and hit people's cars with a baseball bat, until they pay him homeage. It is considered the height of social status to have your car 'customized' by Jetpack guy. Many people have taken bats to their own cars in an effort to be cool, claiming they met Jetpack guy. The only person he calls his friend is a guy named Beard dude. Beard dude hates Jetpack guy with a passion. Jetpack guy will ask him for a ciggerette and when Beard dude hands him the pack, Jetpack guy will take one out, hand it back and fly off with the rest of the pack. He smokes the ciggerettes outside the window of the cancer ward. He was once put in jail, but
Strawberries & White Wine (romantic Dessert)
Strawberries and Wine 3 cups fresh strawberries, hulled and quartered lengthwise 3/4 cup white sugar, or to taste 1 1/2 cups dry white wine (Chardonnay is best) Place strawberries into a medium bowl. Dust with sugar, and then pour the wine over them. Cover and refrigerate for 2 to 3 hours. Let the strawberries stand at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes before serving. Spoon berries into 6 dessert cups, and distribute the remaining wine over the berries.
David Is The Man! I Always Remember Who's Wearing The Trousers!
Black and Silver bounce off your Smoke and Mirrors. The trail of heat that follows you intoxicate me, like no one else, and nothing can or ever will again. The heat of your loveliness astounds me and holds me spellbound not for just a spell, but for a perpetual eternity that will keep on re-replicating itself until it becomes our DNA. Your blood is my blood. My blood is your blood. We are one another's. This is the deal that we will seal.
Ahhh . . . Life
My son is all moved out now. I will miss him, lots. He will do good out on his own, he has proven that, he has been on his own for a while before. When I was his age, I was on my own, and it was a wonderful feeling, but then I am a very independent person. He is as well, and I feel that's not such a bad trait to pick up from me. At least he is just 45 mins away, and I can run see him. Ok, drive not run...lmao. It seems when your children leave home, that is when you see if any of the values you have tried to teach them has sunk in, and you see that they have watched you over the years, more so than listened. That can be a scary thought. Well, as you can tell, I am missing my boy, but hey, one thing I know for sure, he loves his Momma.
For Those Who Didn't Know
For the last 3 days I have been working with our canteen feeding sandbaggers and then once they were done sandbagging kept the local police, county sherrifs and state troopers fed and hydrated. Anyone interested in seeing pics they are in my gurnee flood 2007 folder
Storms Kill Power Across Midwest
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Hundreds of thousands of people were without power after their homes were battered by fierce winds and rainstorms that slammed the already flooded Midwest. Tornado warnings were issued Saturday afternoon for parts of central and southeast Ohio. Downed trees and power lines were reported in the southern part of the state, said National Weather Service meteorologist Andy Hatzos. Flooding this week spread across an 80-mile swath through the northwest and north central parts of the state. Gov. Ted Strickland toured some of the damaged areas Saturday. “What I’ve tried to do and what we’ve all tried to do is let these folks know ... that we are working to get assistance to them as rapidly as possible,” Strickland said. Powerful storms rolling through the Upper Midwest during most of the past week caused disastrous floods from southeastern Minnesota to Ohio that were blamed for at least 18 deaths. In southern Michigan, the skies were clearing but more than 100,
"judith" By A Perfect Circle ( This Is My Anthem!)
JUDITH You're such and inspiration for ways that I will never choose to be. Oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you. F**k your God. He did this, took all you had and left you this way. Still you pray, never stray, Never stray,never taste the fruit, never thougth to question why. Its not like you killed someone. Its not like you drove a hateful spear into his side. Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed. He did it all for you. Oh so many ways for me to show how your dogma has abandoned you. Pray to your Christ, your God. Never taste of the fruit, never stray, never break, Never choke on a lie, even though he's the one who did this to you. Never thought to question why, It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side. Talk to Jesus Christ, as if he knows the reasons why he did this all t
About Her...
Hey My Names Charin. Most People Call me Luckie, Yeah I’m 22 Now Jus turned 22 like the 21st of August! Yep! I am In Love Wit Someone, But I jus Don’t Know if I can trust her yet, I mean I love her more than anything But…She likes to flirt with guys, a lot... She says if we goto AZ that she will be with only me….But Till then she will go around with guys…WHAT Should I DO??? Should I take a 2nd Chance to goto AZ with her to See if She Changed or Just Forget her? Cause that will be Hard….all cause our song “All the Things She said, Running Through My Head” Cause she will always be Running through my Mind!!! I love her till death and Beyond, She means the World to me…But I don’t wanna hurt anymore and I am scared…Mostly though we Broke Up Cause of her Dad!!!!! He didn’t like the fact I was with her BabyGirl and now still he won’t allow her to see me or hangout so we sneak a bit…But wtf…I love her n She loves me, why can’t he jus let it be, but she told me she is going to AZ with me wea
Matthew 18; Verse 7 ;uless You Come Unto Me As Little Children>>>
18 ; verse 2 ; Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children ,you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven. 4 ;Therefore who ever humbles himself as a little child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. 5 ;Who so ever receives one little child like this in My Name receives Me. 6;But who so ever causes one of these little ones who belive in me to sin, it would be better for him ;if a millstone were hung aroung his neck. And he drowned in the depth of sea. 7 ;Woe to the world because of offences ! For offences must come, but woe to that man who offences come. Allehejuea !!!! Amen !! God Almighty . Our saviour Reign..Forever and Forever..
Love In The Making
You touch my hand and my body goes weak, With sweet gentle motion, your Kiss meets my cheek, Your lips search for mine, so soft and so light, And flames of desire burst forth and ignite. Your arms wrap around me, you pull me so tight, My wanting and need, I can no longer fight, My body now quivering, with each move you make, With thrust for fulfillment, I tremble and shake. So gentle you are, as I bear you my soul, To have you completely, is my burning goal, Like poetry in motion we search and explore With desire still building, our passions both soar. With rhythm so perfect, each Kiss a delight, Our love in the making is a beautiful sight, Our passion frenzy climbs still, As we give up our all, with this need to fulfill. Hearts beating faster, no mountains to high, With fires now blazing, we soon touch the sky Our two souls entwining as we melt into one, And euphoreic elation has finally begun. Wondrous explosions bring moans, of pure joy to the day, Sat
How Did We Live Through This??
as some of you may already know ... Fenton ,MI which is my Home... was hit by multipal tornadoes on Friday evening... I was coming home from the canceled softball game in Holly,MI and ended up in the path of one of the tornadoes... the Truck is ok but it took a very hard hit to the back and sides from multipal trees and debree being blown through the air.. I am still very shocked that we are all ok and that no one was hurt in this whole event.. I hope that all of you keep Fenton in your prayers.. and that we all get our lifes back in order soon... we just got our power back on late last nite.. Saturday night... we had no power from friday evening till then... we lost all of the stuff inthe fridge before we could get to Ice.. the rds were all blocked with trees and debree... pass this onn and kep us in your prayers.. Michele
Just Graduated!
i'm tired and yes i uploaded the pics of my graduation click this and it will take you to my album okay this is the explanation: i graduated like 11 months ago... but since they only do 1 graduation party in the year, and i was too late for the one in 2006, i had to be part of the one in this year... and yes my title degree says graduated in 2006 lmao i'll take a pic of it later to show you :D hummm nothing else for now... ahhh this is my LAST week working in the bank yay :D
What Do You Have For Breakfast
what do you have for breakfast
One Legged Cock Diagnosed With Depression
A woman from Cwmbran, Torfaen took out a bank loan and lived on beans on toast for a year to pay £1,800 in vet bills after her pet chicken injured its leg. Vicky Mills, 24, was heartbroken when Lily, a Rhode Island Red, got her leg trapped in a barbed wire fence. Despite the costs, Mrs Mills told her vet to try to save the limb rather than have her put down. When the treatment failed, she paid for an amputation. Lily was also diagnosed with depression but has now recovered, said Mrs Mills. The chicken's gloominess was thought to have been brought on by being in the house alone while Mrs Mills and her husband Sam were out at work. So the couple now leave the television on all day to keep it company and it is a "happy hen again", they said. Mrs Mills was given Lily, now three-years-old, when it was a two-day-old chick and she now lays up to six eggs a week for her and husband Sam. The cost of the seven operations was "worth every penny", said Mrs Mills, who has fors
Las Vegas
Just to let you know I will be out of towm in Las Vegas from Aug. 31st until Sept.9th. Funeral on the 1st. then spending some time with my mom and family. Just wanted to let you know, probably no computer I'll live just wanted tanyone to know who might actually wonder where I am! Maybe??lol ok ttyl
Chance Encounters!
Chance Encounters! Come join in on the fun Tuesday starting at 9:00 p.m. CST. Door prizes to all how come and join our lounge! We're getting this lounge up and running again. Slowly, painfully, but steadily. Come join in for the fun. Mark those calendars now! Brought to you by: Yoda ~ CT Hubby for Calissta ~ Confederate Bombers of CT ~ Club F.A.R. ~ bbG Fan Train ~@ fubar Calissta ♥♥ DJ_Goddess ♥♥ Vampy Priestess ♥♥ Yoda's CT Wife@ fubar
Hottie Birthday Girl
Love & Pain
Waves of emotion fill me daily, tearing at me like a rose in a windstorm. How to feel, how to act, Causing confusion and dispair. Feeling alone in a world, That has lost it's way. Noone here truly loves anymore. Noone here can remember happiness with honesty. Games and lies are all I see around me. Walls are kept to people out, Or are the meant to keep me in? A caged animal is what I have become. Forgotten by love and happiness. In this world of love and pain, why am I the one everyone thinks will be such a fun game?
Days Some days are Good Days. Like when I go out for a walk or to a movie with a good friend.. Or just listening to music as loud as a want with out anyone saying ( Turn it down ). There are Ok Days. When I don't want to get out of bed till 12pm When I'm like in my head thinking ( Leave me alone to everyone who calls) but yet you still talk to them anyways. There are Sad Days When I like to cry and sit and listen to REALLY depressing Music ALL DAY LONG. When I don't even answer my phone which most of you know doesn't happen a lot. There are MAD Days When I get in fights with friends and say I don't want to talk and then tell you 5 minutes later what's wrong. When I listen to really messed up music like the ones that say ( I hate your and I want to Kill you.) And there or those Days ( I just feel like dying ) When some say "Hey you know you can do this or that… When people put me down and some people say I'm fat…" But There are some Day The days I love the mo
Venison Salami
Venison Salami 2 lb Ground venison 2 tsp Curing salt 3/4 tsp Garlic salt 1 tsp Mustard seed 1/4 tsp Black pepper 1/4 tsp Red pepper 1c Water Combine all ingredients; divide into thirds and form into long rolls. Wrap in heavy duty aluminum foil; refrigerate 24 hours. Cover rolls with water in pan. Bring to a boil; boil 1 hour. Unwrap; drain. Chill before slicing. Meat may be a bit pink, but is fully cooked.
Our Lord Wants Us To Gather In Two ,s A And Threes , >matthew 20 ;
Matthew ; 20; For where are two or three gathered together in My Name,I (Jesus) will be there in the mist of them. Amen O Lord And saviour>.
ok look ppl, i have my beliefs and i know some ppl dont agree or whatever. i beleave everyone has that right and i dont downrate anything because of it. BUT, i am getting sick and f*cking tired of the hate mail and sh*t i get because of what i support and beleave. so let me clear up a few things for the asshats trying to screw with me...... 1. i hate the war and i hate bush with a passion. my ole man is forever scared emotionally and physically because of bush's greed..... so fuck off, your preaching to the choir 2. i am a military supporter 100%. OH YES! it can be done, you know, hate bush but support the troops. if you hate this war so much then lay the blame at the feet of who's responsible..... bush and his rejects. 3. i own a gun and i beleave that thier should be stronger laws on buying guns and so forth but not take my right away to own one..... blaming guns for death and crime is like me blaming my keyboard for mis spellings. i mean a gun doesnt 'wake up' and decide
Pork Chop 'n Potato Bake
6 pork chops Vegetable oil Season salt 1 can cream of celery soup 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 (24 oz.) pkg. frozen "Potatoes O'Brien" or hash browns, thawed 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 can French fried onions Brown pork chops in oil greased skillet. Sprinkle with seasoned salt and set aside. Combine soup, milk, sour cream, pepper and 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt. Stir in potatoes, 1/2 cup cheese and 1/2 cup French fried onions. Spoon mixture into ungreased 9" x 13" dish. Arrange pork chops over potatoes. Bake covered in preheated 350º F oven for 40 minutes. Top with remaining cheese and onions. Bake uncovered 5 minutes longer. Serves 6.
Woo Woo
Today I start a series of recipes for delicious cocktails. We start with the Woo Woo You will need... Vodka (a large amount) Peach Schapps (I suggest Archers, and again, a large amount) Cranberry Juice (to taste) Pour these over crushed ice, and you have yourself a delicious, and refreshing drink, that goes down very well at parties!
Venison Jerky
Venison Jerky 3 lb Venison; in 3" strips 2 tsp Salt 5 tbsp Sugar 1/8 tsp Cinnamon 1/4 tsp 5-spice powder 2 tbsp Soy sauce 2 tbsp Red wine 1 tsp MSG (I wouldn't use this) Combine all ingredients, except venison. Marinate 24 hours. Bake at 350° about 15 minutes, or until browned, turning once.
Buried Treasure Muffins
1 cup flour 1/2 cup quick oats 1/4 cup sugar 2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1 egg 1/4 cup cooking oil 3/4 cup milk 3/4 cup blueberries, peaches, coconut, jam or (frozen fruit may be used if thawed first) 12 muffin cups (paper) Preheat oven to 400º F. Put muffin papers in muffin tins. In a large mixing bowl, stir together flour, oats, sugar, baking powder and salt. Dig a little hole into the middle of it all. In a small bowl, break the egg and mix it with the milk and oil. Then chop up the filling, if needed. Pour the liquid mixture into the hole in dry mixture. Stir until mixed, but leave it a little lumpy. Add whatever you're putting inside (the buried treasure). Fruit or coconut goes in with batter. Then pour into muffin tins no more than 3/4 full. For jam muffins, fill the muffin cup halfway, then put a teaspoon of jam in the center. Then add about a teaspoon of batter on top. Try a fortune on top instead of jam to make buried fortune muffins. Bake for 20-25 minutes
Shrimp Creole
1 lb. cooked shrimp 2 tbsp. butter Salt and pepper Boiled rice 2 cups canned tomatoes 1 minced green pepper 2 minced onions 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms 1/2 cup stock, chicken bouillon cubes 2 tbsp. minced ham 2 tbsp. flour 2 tbsp. butter Melt the butter and add the shrimp and cook together for 2 minutes. Add to the creole sauce. Simmer for 5 minutes, and serve with boiled rice. For the sauce: Cook the tomatoes, pepper, onion and mushrooms for 10 minutes. Add the stock and ham and cook 2 minutes longer. Thicken with the flour lightly creamed with the butter and stir until thick and smooth. Serves 6.
Baked Halibut W/savory Rice Dressing
6 (6 oz.) portions of halibut fillets DRESSING 2 cups minute rice prepared as directed on package 2 green onions, sliced (including green tops) 2 tsp. chopped dill 16 pitted black olives, sliced 4 tbsp. slivered almonds (optional) 1 egg, lightly beaten Mix above ingredients together. Cut halibut fillets in half. Place one portion on greased baking pan. Place about 1/4 cup Rice Mixture on top and place other half of fish portion on top. Bake at 375º F for about 25 minutes, or until fish flakes easily. Serve with a creamy dill sauce.
Beef Stroganoff
lb. top sirloin (cut in strips) 1/2 lb. sliced mushrooms 1 diced onion 1/2 cup sour cream 1 tbsp. beef bouillon 1/2 cup white wine Salt and pepper - to taste Pinch thyme 1/4 stick butter 1 tbsp. flour In saucepan, quickly brown meat in butter. Then remove meat from pan. Add the onions and mushrooms to pan and saute. Remove them also from pan. Deglaze pan with white wine and add beef base and seasonings with the flour to make sauce. Bring to a boil, reduce heat. Add meat, mushrooms and onions. Then sour cream and remove from heat. Serve over cooked noodles (or) rice.
Curried Peanut Chicken
halves skinned & boned chicken breasts 2 cups half & half 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 3 tbsp. mango chutney 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1 tbsp. sherry vinegar 2 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. curry powder 1 tsp. turmeric 2 cups finely chopped salted roasted peanuts Preheat oven to 350º F. Place chicken breasts in a shallow baking dish just large enough to hold them. Pour half and half over them and bake for 30 minutes. Let cool and cut into 1"cubes. Process mayonnaise, chutney, sherry, vinegar, curry powder and turmeric in a blender or food processor. Dip chicken pieces into the curry mayonnaise and roll in the chopped nuts. Refrigerate 30 minutes. Arrange on a serving plate with fancy toothpicks.
Linguine With White Clam Sauce
1/4 cup lite olive oil 2 tbsp. butter 2 garlic cloves, minced 1/4 cup mild onion, chopped 2 cups fresh minced clams (or 2 cans minced clams with juice) 1/2 cup fresh parsley (or 2 tbsp. dried parsley) Pinch oregano Fresh ground pepper In saucepan, heat oil and butter over medium heat. Add garlic and onion. Saute until they turn pale yellow, 4-5 minutes. Add clams with juice. Bring sauce to boil, then remove from heat. Serve immediately over cooked fresh or dried linguine. If your family like more liquid you can add 1 1/2 cups of clam broth or 1 1/2 cups chicken broth. Serves 4.
The New Scottish Willie ..... Lets Show Him Lots'a Luv !
Hey all.. One more thing before I scram .. Below is the Link to Scotish Willies Page . his other page was deleted by mistake and now needs lots of luv shown to bring him back to where he was .. So take a few mins and stop by his page . Add him .. Rate Him .. You know the Deal.. He's a Wonderful Friend So .. lets help him out , K ? thanks Xoxoxox The New Scottish Willie@ fubar
Just want yous all to know i updated my stashes an there under pics Id appiciate if you come an rate them on happy hour an ill do yours
Party Cheesecakes
24 vanilla wafers 2 (8 oz.) pkgs. cream cheese, softened 3/4 cup sugar 2 eggs 1 tbsp. lemon juice 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1 (22 oz.) can cherry pie filling Whipped cream (optional) Place paper liners in 24 muffin cups; put 1 vanilla wafer in bottom of each. Combine cream cheese, sugar, eggs, lemon juice, and vanilla; beat until smooth and creamy. Pour enough filling into muffin cups to fill each about 2/3 full. Bake at 350º F for 15-20 minutes. Cool thoroughly or refrigerate overnight. Just before serving, spoon cherry pie filling on top of each cheesecake. If desired, top with whipped cream. Yield 2 dozen.
Three Pepper Quesadillas
1 cup thin green pepper strips 1 cup thin red pepper strips 1 cup thin yellow pepper strips 1/2 cup thin onion slices 1/3 cup margarine 1/2 tsp. ground cumin 1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese softened 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 10 (6 inch) flour tortillas Preheat oven to 425º F. Saute peppers and onions in margarine in a large skillet. Stir in cumin. Drain, reserving liquid. Beat cheeses in a small mixing bowl at medium speed until well blended. Spoon 2 tablespoons cheese mixture onto each tortilla; top with pepper mixture. Fold tortillas in half, place on baking sheet. Brush with reserved liquid. Bake 10 minutes. Cut each tortilla into thirds. Serve warm with salsa. 30 appetizers.
If Time Stood Still
I wish the world would change turn upside down and time stand still while I watch my own mistakes. All the words I said to him everything I thought we shared turned into lies and in the end he never said goodbye. My heart is acheing now but still I do not cry the way it is as time stands still the tears are froze in time. Raksha Soulraven ©2007
Tahoe Brunch
Must be prepared 24 hours in advance) - Doubled fits in largest pyrex casserole. 12 slices white bread (crusts removed) 2-3 tbsp. butter or margarine (softened) 1/2 cup butter or margarine 1/2 lb. fresh mushrooms, trimmed and sliced 2 cups thinly sliced yellow onions Salt and pepper 1 1/2 lbs. mild Italian sausage 3/4 to 1 lb. cheddar cheese, grated 5 eggs 3 tsp. Dijon mustard 2 1/2 cups milk 1 tsp. dry mustard 1 tsp. ground nutmeg 2 tbsp. finely chopped fresh parsley Butter bread and set aside. In a 10 to 12" skillet, melt the 1/2 cup butter and brown mushrooms and onions. Salt and pepper to taste and set aside. Cook sausage cut into bite six pieces. Grease an 11" x 17" shallow casserole, layer 1/2 of the bread, mushroom mixture, sausage and cheese. Mix eggs, milk, both mustards, nutmeg, 1 teaspoon and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. Pour over cheese. Cover and chill overnight. Sprinkle with parsley and bake uncovered in preheated 350º F oven for 1 hour until bubbly. Serve immed
Turducken (A CHICKEN IN A DUCK IN A TURKEY) The Turducken will need to cook for approximately 9 hours at 225 degrees F so begin preparation well in advance. The fowls can be deboned the day before and kept refrigerated overnight. Save the turkey carcass for making stock and some duck skin to render fat. We sometimes make the sausage stuffing the night before and store it in the refrigerator, but it helps to warm it in the microwave before final assembly.  16-20 lb whole turkey  4-5 lb whole duckling  3-4 lb whole chicken (or use a larger chicken and place the duckling inside it)  corn bread dressing  sausage stuffing  large roasting pan and rack  cotton string  large needle and cotton thread De-bone the birds: Sharpen those knives! Maximize your work area so you have plenty of room and light. Use the kitchen table if there's not enough counter space. If it is your first time de-boning a fowl, it is ad
Chocolate Ice Box Cake
4 large Hershey bars, melted 4 egg yolks, beaten 4 egg whites, beaten stiffly 1/2 pt. whipping cream Vanilla wafers Pour beaten egg yolks over melted chocolate, add stiffly beaten egg whites and 1/2 pint whipping cream (beaten). Alternate this mixture in layers with vanilla wafers. Chill before serving.
I hope you all have a wonderful sunday .. Ill try to get back on before ive got to go to work ... if not ill be on after .. 11ish .. Enjoy .. Xoxox And .. Another Happy Birthday to Rich N Cliff .. !
1 loaf frozen bread dough, thawed completely (6-8 hours) 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed & drained 1 tsp. Parmesan cheese 2 tbsp. oil Garlic powder Salt & pepper 1 pkg. (8 oz.) shredded Mozzarella cheese 1/2 lb. stick pepperoni (sliced lengthwise at deli) 1/2 lb. boiled ham 1 egg Roll out bread dough (approximately 12" x 12"). Mix and spread on dough: spinach, oil, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Layer on spinach mixture: pepperoni, boiled ham, Mozzarella cheese. Roll lengthwise, place seam down on greased cookie sheet. Brush top with 1 egg mixed with 2 tablespoons water. Rise 15-30 minutes. Make diagonal slashes on top of roll, not cutting through the dough. Bake at 350º F for 40 minutes.
Going To The Beach
I am online right now at my sister Heathers looking for an apartment online...then I am heading to the beach for the day...then back to work tomorrow...3pm to 11pm shift...I hope everyone is having a great weekend.
I Am Reading Now
Inuyasha Fruit Basket Absolute boyfriend when I am done reading all the books I am going to start to read Vampire Knight and start reading Yaoi manga lol
My Name!?
Now!I will talk about from the name. My name are 2 syllable.My surname are 2 syllable.The total are 4 syllable!Every syllable word. What meaning will I tell every words. AY is meaning THE MOON. TAC is meaning THE CROWN. SU is meaning THE WATER. NAR is meaning The POMEGRANATE. MY LIGHT take from the moon. My crown is the friendship. My life spring is water. My shy is comes from the pomegranate. My life is hidden in the name!!
One Of My Stories
Here is a story for those who have joined my friends list and have not read any of my stories yet.
Brandied Raisins
Brandied Raisins Boerenjongens 500 grams raisins 500 ml water 300 grams sugar piece of cinnamon stick 1 liter brandy canning jar(s) or other stoppered bottle(s) Thoroughly clean the jars with hot soda water and rinse with hot water. Wash and rinse the raisins and dry them well. Put the raisins with the cinnamon stick in the water. Bring to a boil and turn down the heat, letting the raisins simmer and swell for 20 minutes. Then remove the cinnamon and add and dissolve the sugar. Remove from the heat and add the brandy. Pour the ‘boerenjongens’ into the jars, seal those and put away in a dark, cool place for at least three weeks before tasting or serving. Boerenjongens is the Dutch word for farm boys. The etymological connection is unclear but various explanations could come to mind. Another brandied fruit drink (with apricots) is calles ‘boerenmeisjes’: farm girls.
I will be gone sometime in the near future I'm going to Morgantown, WV to have surgery to fix my pressure sores. I do not have the exact date yet but once I do I will leave more information.
Ok everyone.. We are in the middle of moving and by moving I mean everything house and all.. I don't know how long we will be gone but I will be droppin in to check mail and things of that nature.. Of course I will be stoppin in to see muh Sc@tter World Freaks.. I'll miss you all while I'm gone.. Hugs N Kisses
Penthouse Forum
Tomorrow morning I will be submitting a few of my stories as featured fiction to Forum (and perhaps Variations) to see if it is worthy of acceptance by them. After emailing the chief editor for the past few days I learned that they do not pay anything for the letters in the magazine... but do pay for the fiction stories. Which of my stories do you think I should submit first?
So Kissable...
One of my great friends is in her first contest and it ends tonight. She is in 3rd place right now. All you have to do is rate the pic. All you have to do is click the link below. Click here----- If you give her at least 100 comments I will buy you a vip gift and give you 15 11's. After you are done commenting her at least 100 times just click the link below and sent me a shout or a private message letting me know. Thanks for everyone's help. MUAH Click here when you are done-----Bisexual_Rachel *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder*@ fubar
Basic Kissing Tips:)
Basic Kissing Tips Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss. Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don't wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey. And don't wear a lot of lipstick unless you want your partner to wear it too after the kiss. Slightly moist lips makes it easier to move your lips over your partner's and gives both you and your partner a more pleasant experience. Positioning - Stand close to your partner. As the two of you move closer together tilt
To: "(all Male Tax Payers)"
Urgent Memo from (THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE) To: "(All Male Taxpayers)" From "IRS" Re: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment FORM: 1040P The only thing the IRS yet Taxed is "(Your Peckers)" This is due to the fact 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time its pissed off, 30% of the time, it is hard up, and 10% of the time its in the hole..On top of this, it has two dependents and thier both nuts.. *************************************** Accordingly, starting January 1st your Peckers will be Taxed according to its size. To determine your catagory, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.. *12 to 10 inches *** Luxury Tax *** $50.00 10 to 8 inches *** Pole Tax *** $30.00 8 to 6 inches *** Privilege Tax *** $15.00 6 to 4 inches *** Nuisance Tax *** $5.00 PLEASE NOTE: ****Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund.**** **** All Peckers exceeding 12 inche
New Song...
I wanted to give you a heads up on when to expect Garth's new song on the air at Country 102.5! Garth is excited about "The Ultimate Hits" collection, which will be available shortly. This collection will also include some new music which will begin playing this Monday, August 27th. You’ll be among the first in the country to hear the latest from Garth Brooks, “More Than a Memory!” Listen EVEN hours at :40 (ie: 6:40am, 8:40am and so on) from 6am-Midnight Monday to hear the brand new Garth Brooks song!! (We may play it more than that, but you’ll be guaranteed to hear it at those times)
Do You Believe?
Hulk Hogan Vs. Mr. Mcmahon
I Will Have A List Made Over Time
If there is anyone who knows of these type ppl...let me know.
softly running your hand down my arm feeling your breath hot against my neck as I run my nails across your back you reach up and grab my hair pulling it roughly exposing more neck as I arch my head backwards you nibble up the side my neck until you brush your lips against mine leaving me wanting more
I need an illusion. Someone that can wrap their arms around me give me the illusion that someone cares. Just an illusion is all I need Someone who appears to listen to me when I am talking Even if they are thinking about something else Just an illusion is all I need Someone who will tell me that I am beautiful Even if they don't really mean it. Just an illusion is all I need
Today On Worldrock Radio
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silk Running your hand from the bottom of my foot massaging my calf sliding across my inner thigh where the skin is so silky makes me tremble across my ribs arching my back between my breasts catching my breath running your finger across the fullness of my lips I part them slightly swirling my tongue around your finger feeling your weight and skin pressing against me waking up with a shutter it was a dream
Brief Encounter
a glance in my direction makes me catch my breath...your eye's penatrating me...our lips stomach does a little flip and grab my arms roughly...pulling me closer to you...pressing my soft breasts to your stomach flips skin is tingling...I wrap my hands around your neck...playing with the hair at the base of your shutter...I cover your lips once again to mine...your hands slide down my slides...cupping the underside of my ass..pulling me ever closer to you..letting me feel your passion..
My Son Is The Shit
so we woke up this morning and went to sit on the couch together and wake up (morning ritual) and apparently i fell asleep while 'waking up' well any way i woke up 2 hours later to my 2 year old son putting an old tea cup in my face and the tea bag in ma ear. then he thought it would be fun to show me all the things he did while i was asleep.... marker murials on the wall, he cleaned the kitchen floor w/ all the diaper wipes we have in the house, and he took all the cigarrettes, lighters, & phones from around the house and put them on the computer table.... but he insisted on holding my hand and showing me everything that he did and pointing to it and saying "uh-oh!!!" it was cute and horrifying at the same time.... never falling asleep again.
he was dying to find out what she tasted like leaning over he brushed his lips softly against hers parting her lips ever so slightly his tongue flicked to met hers was hot and sweet his hand slowly ran up her thigh black stockings felt silky and smooth to his touch playing with the edge of her skirt her hand moved down on top of his moving it up under the skirt until he felt the softness of her upper thigh slowing nibbling on the bottom lip she groans and tilts her head backwards kissing along her jawline and down the middle of her neck
wrapping my arms around your neck raking my nails through your hair brushing lips softly arching my back presses my body against yours make me moan your body stiffens as you reach down and pull me roughly against you spreads warmth through my thighs
Wedding Rings!!!
Yesterday Brian and I bought our wedding rings. We expected to spend around 3,000 but instead spent a little bit over 1,300 for all three! For those who don't know Brian poped the question with a "temp" ring. This being because we were broke and Brian also wanted my open opinion on a ring. My maid of honor picked out every ring I hated, so he was confused! I wish I had pictures to share but they don't allow you to take pictures of pieces of jewelry in store. But once we receive them I'll show everyone!!!! It's so exciting. I get mine is 2-4 weeks and Brian's anywhere from 1-6 weeks. We went ahead because we wanted to make sure we had our rings for the wedding, that is what mainly matters. So! Brian got a GTS tungsten band from Littmans. It was originally 395 but I got it for 299 instead. It has gothic crosses and side work etched into it. It is so beautiful, I'm kinda jealous!! Mine came from Whitehall Co. Brian helped me pick it out since I was getting a whole new set. My tem
My Skin In Spring
My Skin In Spring my skin in the spring, cherry blossom white blooming from winter frost soft like it sounds, petals opening to a new me. walk with me, drunk in the headyness of moonspill. thread your words with mine, hip to hip swinging with the songs that we both love singing. part my hair and braid your lines to my crown, i want to wear you there like a flower for my hair. breeze wisps through, smell of magic circling us drunk on words we love to hum. my toes in the summer grass, pale feet against verdant green. i'm your pre raphealite heroine with my hips to the earth. spread out my hair and climb over me like a flowering branch, give me shade from the world & i will give you words back. imagine rolling with me over the summer hills--sweetgrass, with the smoke of dark flowering plants. clumsy your body over me for one last sleepy kiss. my love in the fall changes as the leaves grow in piles around our knees. i go deeper, longer & linger--unwavering spectrum of what i wan
Gotta Love Michigan Girls!
> A girl from Michigan and a girl from the east coast were seated side by > side > on an airplane. > The girl from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya > from?" > The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to > use a > preposition at the end of a sentence." > The girl from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: > "So, > where ya from, bitch?"
Love sucks It's true A rollercoaster ride gone bad no lap bar no safety belt You climb to the top to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Heavens only to plummet over the edge Helplessly, Hopelessly no control no brakes Do you jump and save yourself? Or Do you wait for the crash & burn? Either way you're left alone. battered bruised and standing back in line.....
A View On Ture Love
Ture Love is you will do anything for that person and its not you and them its you both come together as one.Ture Love is everything your best friend, lover,friend.wife.husband,girlfriend boyfriend
Pet Names
Pig Slut Whore Isn't that what you used to call me? Pet names, you said- years later Pig...because I drank a glass of milk Slut...because I had a boyfriend Whore...because it lasted 3 years You never knew the power you had... 3 little words day after day Never the ones they should have been....
Sleeping on a chair next to you 3 days couldn't feel my legs anymore went home to rest you left-snuck out didn't want anyone around did it your way damnit I was in a daze-just going thru the motions being ever the good girl...the proper hostess holding it all together the fake smiles-dying inside the entire time sat there....listening to words from a man that had never even met you so caring, so kind such bullshit The last one was my rite I played with your hair one last time stroked your cheek I layed my forehead down upon the wood I couldn't leave you....not yet not ever My life hasn't been the same since that day I've been lost....still going thru the motions Maybe I should have stayed with you after all.....
I'm so sorry for your loss (FUCK YOU) I know you're going to miss him (WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?) I know you loved him very much. (THAT DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT) Tell me about him. (WHY? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CARE.) What am I going to do now? (DO YOU THINK I HONESTLY GIVE A SHIT?) He did so much for me. (YEAH, WELL, HE SAVED MY LIFE.) He looks good. (HE'S DEAD.) He's not hurting anymore. (YES, I KNOW...I TOOK OVER THAT JOB FOR HIM.) It will get easier as time goes by. (YEAH? LIKE WHEN?)
(this one needs a bit of explaining.....This occurred when I was visiting my Mom at Pontiac State Mental Hospital when I was 5 years old.) Monsters under the bed? Mine are in the bathroom. Hands from out of nowhere clawing, grabbing from either side screams like a banshee.... the sound a wild animal makes when it's caught in a trap I was only 5......WTF?????? Did you think it was funny? I'm scarred for life things will never be the same The dreams have stopped but the vision remains Out with my friends gotta pee... can't go like the other girls HAVE to have the big stall they laugh that's ok. I need that wall......
Ok This!!!
Today while I slept..naked of course...I was given something very cool. I woke to find a message in my inbox, sadly messages are sparse...some of you need to fix that for me..I find great joy discovering items in my box. But not to get distracted here...I want everyone to do me a big favor...because she really is very cool and fun and her gift to me was truly unsolicited and from the heart. Now I will gladly impart as many of the 11's as I can upon you i have been making my way through your albums/stashes/blogs/and mumms already... please go to her page and rate her/add her/fan her/show her a whole lot of love/and get her drunk if you can!!! ~Vixen260~DLCSS~DD~#1 Wife of Never Played Again~@ fubar muchos gracias all!!! thank you very much sweetheart for making me pink again. ♥ xoxox ♥
Doctrinal Sex
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted the Sabbath." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced, for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work . . . my wife would have the maid do it."
Introducing Me And Checcking It Out Here
Ok, So I think I got a little part of this down now. I know how to blog, for sure. My space thought me that but because that was the first time I joined anything like that. Now it is an addiction that I try and not let this machine replace the real world & the real ppl in it. I home school my 9 yr old grandson & would love to chat about homeschooling, so message me I am married to the guy of my dreams & am NOT interested in finding or talking sentimentally with any other guy so don't go their! I am taken! I have 2 kids, all grown now.... :( I have 2 grandsons and I feel blessed! :) I am anxious to see what else life has to offe me. Stop by and say hi? Kat
Somewhere I have never travelled Gladly beyond any experience You eyes have their silence In your most frail gesture Are things which enclose me Or which I cannot touch Because they are too near Or if your wish be to close me I and my life will shut vey beautifully Suddenly As when the heart of this flower Imagines the snow Carefully Everywhere descending I dont know what it is about That closes and opens Only something in me understands The voice of your eyes is deeper than all roese Nobody Not even the rain Has such small hands (Beauty and the Beast)
Quote For August 26
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. -- Dale Carnegie Bonus Quote: Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce
INVISIBLE Can you see me? I’m right here In front of you… Can you hear me? I’m right there Beside you… I wonder sometimes No one seems to notice me No one really cares Do they? Am I just an annoyance? Perhaps A temporary disturbance Everyone’s more concerned with that world The one that revolves around them…. To even realize that I’m here That I exsist There’s someone here worth knowing but, I guess they’ll have to open their eyes first…
Divine Press Release
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshipper. The scandal was begun when a 21year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God's "only son" last week in a barn in the hamlet of Bethlehem. Sources close to Mary claim that she "had loved God for a long time", that she was constantly talking about her relationship with God, and that she was "thrilled to have had his child." In a press conference this morning, God issued a vehement denial, saying that "No sexual relationship existed", and that "the facts of this story will come out in time, verily". Independent counsel Kenneth Beelzebub immediately filed a brief with the Justice department to expand his investigation to cover questions of whether any commandments may have been broken, and whether God had illegally funneled laundered money to his illegitimate child through three foreign operatives know only as the "Wise Men". Beelzebub has issued
Set It Free
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours. If it doesnt come back, it was never yours to begin with.. But, if it just sits in your livingroom messing up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesnt appear to realize that you set it free....You either married it or gave birth to it....
My Favorite Addiction. . .
Well. . . In this world of awesome videogames where you can kill, maim, solve crimes, be a rockstar, or a superbowl champ. . . I am regressing and spending tons and tons and tonnnnns of time playing this new casino game I got for my 'puter. I had one for my playstation and I loved it. I would just lose HOURS playing blackjack. Poker is my game, these days. I'm cleaning up in fake videogame money. Turned my $2000.00 into $1,292,250.00 in a week of playing. . . Maybe an hour or 2 each day. It makes me think of starting a new career, but I'm still too smart to think that I could win big, like that. The poker game doesn't have multiple players. It's just me versus the dealer. That sorta' sucks, but it's still fun. I got a little appreciation for the roulette table, too. Craps? Not so much. Baccarat confuses me. And I don't really touch the slots. I've been doin' well with the poker and blackjack, though. Anyway. . . All this is to say that I have tons of imaginary mon
You Might Be A Punk Rock Witch If......
1. Your quarter calls involve the "F" word 2. Your spiral dance leaves bruises 3. You serve consecrated Pabst Blue Ribbon and cold pizza as "cakes and ale". 4. Your secret name for the Lord and Lady are "Sid and Nancy". 5. You use a "black handled switchblade of Art". 6. Your altar is set on a beaten old speaker cabinet held precariously together with duct tape. 7. Your altar candles are road flares. 8. Your ritual robe has liberty spikes. 9. You circle in a dank basement decorated with collapsing heating ducts and cockroach corpses. 10. The Great Rite involves whips, chains, and safety pins. 11. Your altar is held up by (or made out of) "free" milkcrates, and covered with an old Misfits shirt. 12. You have Botticellis' "Venus" painted on the back of your motorcycle jacket. 13. Your hair color changes eight times a year. 14.
Now Is The Time
sung to the tune of Y-M-C-A Young witch, there's no need to feel sad. I say young witch, 'cause the preacher's your dad. I say young witch, there's good times to be had. You can choose your own religion Young witch, do you hear what I say. I said young witch. there's a new way to pray. I say young witch, you can mould your own clay. You can be who you want to be. Chorus It's fun to pray when you're W-I-C-C-A! It's fun to pray when you're W-I-C-C-A! You can revel all night, and then sleep until noon. You can stay up and howl at the moon. It's fun to pray when you're W-I-C-C-A! It's fun to pray when you're W-I-C-C-A! You can invoke air, fire, water and stone, Be the maiden, the mother, the crone. Young witch, there's a place you can go. I say young witch, where you can read the Tarot. I say young witch, and there's no hell below. You can be a Wiccan priestess. Young witch, if you're harming no one, I say young witch, th
Coke Codes:
For those who Drink Coke Products and just throw the boxes away and the caps if your not collecting them send me the codes to my email or to my fubar email.The codes can be found on coke, diet coke,sprite,diet bargs rootbeer,Bargs Rootbeer,Power Aid,Dasni Water,Coke Cola Zero,vault,fanta,minute maid,nestea,pibb extra,fresca,.I have 890 points.
Laugh For August 26
How To Identify Where A Driver Is From One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY One hand on wheel, one hand offering beer to police officer: NEW ORLEANS One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
Slacker Wicca Faq
But who are these Slacker Gods? Ah, sit at my feet, young grasshopper ... You would be referring to the Dude and the Chick. Obtain your first degree in slacker wicca through the sacred sound of Slackerus Male-us: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, Duuuuuuuuuude." You must achieve the catatonic harmonic. If you are familiar with some conventional wicca, you may recognize the following: "In this night, in this hour, I call upon the ancient powers." Slacker wicca has achieved the sublime advancement to distill these words to their purest and most powerful form: "We're here, man. Let's party!" If you work slackermagick, or the slackerwicca equivalent of "lettin' sh!t happen, man," nix the "So mote it be" and replace with the slackerwiccan purity of phrase, "Like, whatever, Chicks and Dudes." If your leanings are towards the philosophical, try the slackerwicca mythos, recited here in the sacred words of one of our First: "Once upon a time, we were, like, all part of this great
Just Wanted You To Know!
"I just had a check-up today" I tested positive for SEXY, I'm Allergic to Haters, My Blood type is B (as in BLAZIN) I have a Virus called ~~ TSFMOG ~~ which stands for TOO SEXY FOR MY OWN GOOD... "Use Caution when you see me, cause it's "HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS"
Confused Lol
sometimes life just doesnt work the way everyone wants it to trying to get by like the rest of the world but when you got one trying to take someelse spot and isnt ready to move on in his own life just really bites and cant make a mind up of friendship or more and is being the biggest turtle and is trying to get you jealous given you obsticles and test while he is still vary much with his other partner really bites and makes it hard for the other ones life to move in the direction it should be going im just really bored i guess lol but why hide when its only a friendship especial a friendship of 20 years thats the confusing part lol ......
Suicide Or Breaking Down Inside.....
the crimson blood flows from my viens, dripping to the floor below.. tears of pain running down my face, thinking of the love I will never know. the ache inside i can take no longer, I know there is no other cure.. All I ever desired was that perfect kiss, and a love that would always endure. as my mind begins to faulter and fade, I begin to weaken and sigh... I leave you now, but don't be saddened, this is my final goodbye.............. (before you ask, yes I wrote this--
My Pomes:
Fly Time: Its Time For Me To Fly. I must hold my head up high. I must not cry. For I am loved by you. You help me to be strong. You tell me you love me for the person I am. I have to fly one more time into your strong loveing arms. Your my every strength and joy. Fitting In: Sometimes you fell like you dont fit in. Sometimes you just want to scream why Me. You fight and Fight at being something just to fit in. You fight until you cant fight anymore and finally when you do fit in You dont like what you done to your self. You see a diffrent Person when you look in the Mirror. And you say to Your Self that Person in the Mirror is A Stranger and relaize your your own Person and not trying to fit in anymore.Is the New you. Pain: I cant take this anymore. Why must I fell Pain and Suffering. Is it because I wasent Perfect enough for you Why did you pretend everything was once right with us when it wasent. Was all the time we spent together nothing. And I am Nothing m
The Top 10 Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan...
10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests. 9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone. 8. Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit. 7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins. 6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are impossible to get out of the carpet. 5. Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake. 4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him. 3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame is difficult on the older coven members. 2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone And The #1 Reason Why Witches Don't Worship Satan ... 1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!
Whole Stuffed Camel
Whole Stuffed Camel 1 whole camel, medium size 1 whole lamb, large size 20 whole chickens, medium size 60 eggs 12 kilos rice 2 kilos pine nuts 2 kilos almonds 1 kilo pistachio nuts 110 gallons water 5 pounds black pepper Salt to taste Skin, trim and clean camel (once you get over the hump), lamb and chicken. Boil until tender. Cook rice until fluffy. Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice. Hard boil eggs and peel. Stuff cooked chickens with hard boiled eggs and rice. Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens. Add more rice. Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice. Broil over large charcoal pit until brown. Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice. Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts. Serves friendly crowd of 80-100. THIS IS A REAL RECIPE!!!!
The Thermodynamics Of Hell
The following is an urban legend, but worth re-telling ... A question was given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, or course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expand and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate that they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of thes
I Love You Mike. Rest In Peace
My oldest brother passed away lastnight... So I've been pretty much crying my eyes out. It's devastating. In fact, it's hard to write this even now. I find myself supressing the emotion for a few moments until I go hide in the corner again.
The Amazing Apples
Girls are like apples on trees, The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good but easy, so the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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To The Soldier Bashers
AND-- To anyone who thinks our soldiers are the terrorists. This goes to you, FUCKERS! Arizona Daily Star (Tucson) August 26, 2007 U.S. Troops Must Not Withdraw Iraqi people concerned their voice won't be heard By Maggy Zanger, Special to the Arizona Daily Star ERBIL, IRAQ--In the run-up to the mid-September progress report on Iraq, pundits, military commanders, presidential candidates, and seemingly every member of Congress who ever spent a few hours in the Green Zone, have weighed in on the efficacy, or not, of withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq. Missing from the debate, however, is one of the most crucial voices: the Iraqi people. "If they leave, it will burn like hell," says Abdul Karim Khalil Malallah who once translated for the U.S. military police, but fled the violent chaos of Baghdad with his family last summer for the safer environs of Iraqi Kurdistan. In dozens of interviews in several cities, Iraqi Muslims and Christians, Arabs, Kurds and Assyrians —
Spell To Stop Web Addiction
Many good folk have found themselves ensnared in a growing web of computer generated artifice and glamoury. While computers are sometimes a useful tool, one must take care to have a healthy relationship with them. If you have found that they seem to be draining your time and energy away, or slowly invading your soul, then this spell is for you. If you are seeing pixels, icons, and dialog boxes in your dreams, it may already be too late, but give this spell a try anyway. 1. Seat your self comfortably in front of your computer, turn it on, and start one of your favorite programs. Light a candle somewhere in plain view. Non photo blue is the best color for the candle, though any color will do. 2. Breathe deeply in sets of five breaths until you feel light headed and jumpy. (Actually other numbers than five will work. It is important that the number be greater than three and NOT a power of two (2,4,8,16... etc) since computers are ruled by powers of two. Prime n
Signs That You Need More Room For Ritual
1. Your goals for ritual include finishing without knocking over the fire element. 2. You need to time your rituals to last no more than 1 hour, in order to not be suffocated by the one incense stick in the east. 3. Your familiar entering the circle pushes you out of it. 4. And your familiar is a dragon fly. 5. Your cauldron is a coffee cup and your altar is a dinner plate. 6. You must dance while sitting, so you don’t trip over Freya. 7. You think your carpet has turned white, but then you realize it’s the salt you used to mark the circle. 8. The last time you invoked the Horned One, you had to patch the ceiling. 9. The water element sunlights a fishbowl, a drinking glass, and a sink, simultaneously. 10. Your coven is only three people, and you still have to leave your shoes in the hallway to make room. 11. You have to offer money to the Gods, becaus
Signs That You May Be A Technopagan
If casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)... If drawing down a circle is a POST (power on self test)... If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks... If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me command... If the address of your covenstead begins with http://... If you determine the phases of the moon from the US Naval Observatory If you call the Watch Towers on your cell-phone... If you cast a circle with your CAD program... If you attend ritual skyclad because it's too much trouble to get dressed for a computer... If you can download your Book of Shadows... If you cast a spell to improve your download speed... If you do cord magick with Ethernet... If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be ... If you have cast a circle in a chat room... If you don't call it a ritual, you call it a Macro... If you draw down the moon using a light-pen... If you end a circle with Ctrl-Alt-Del
Supporting Our Troops And Veterans
Sure, it's a nice thing to see, all those magnets, bumper stickers, web icons, etc. But have you actually gone up to a soldier or a veteran and thanked them, shake thier hand and welcomed them home, or ever given them a hug? We need to show more compassion to our men and women who are either in active duty or is a veteran. So reach out today and support our troops, and thank a veteran for your freedom.
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Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've consid
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Jade – a gemstone of unique symbolic energy, and unique in the myths that surround it. With its beauty and wide-ranging expressiveness, jade has held a special attraction for mankind for thousands of years. This gem, with its discreet yet rather greasy lustre, which comes in many fine nuances of green, but also in shades of white, grey, black, yellow, and orange and in delicate violet tones, has been known to Man for some 7000 years. In prehistoric times, however, it was esteemed rather more for its toughness, which made it an ideal material for weapons and tools. Yet as early as 3000 B.C. jade was known in China as 'yu', the 'royal gem'. In the long history of the art and culture of the enormous Chinese empire, jade has always had a very special significance, roughly comparable with that of gold and diamonds in the West. Jade was used not only for the finest objects and cult figures, but also in grave furnishings for high-ranking members of the imperial family. Today, too, this ge
Members Marking Pics Nsfw, Report Photo Needs To Be Taken Away.
We all need to petition to get the "Report photo as nsfw" removed. I could see if members marked things that were actually nsfw but they dont, they mark pics just for the hell of it, its getting way out of control. I just recently had some pics marked nsfw and theres no nudity or anything, and it was by a bouncer, so they need to train the bouncers on whats nsfw then take away the option to report photos nsfw. U get these morons on this site that are bored and they dislike you for god knows what and they will sit there and mark tons of ur pics that arent even nsfw, and what blows my mind is its being turned in to the staff here and they mark it just because the member reported it. Other day when my pic got marked I emailed the person back, telling them I wanted it unmarked, no reply. For christ sakes adult site. We all know how to mark our pics and go by the rules, so why cant they be fair and stop letting people report our photos. Heres the pic that got marked, I could put a ton in he
Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. What tampon? 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream gives me the shits. 11. Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good? 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... 16. Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20.
Diet For Stress Relief
Diet for Stress Reduction This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk Lunch 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack The rest of Oreos in the package 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream with nuts, cherries and whipped cream 1 jar hot fudge sauce 2 Lemon Drop Martini's Dinner 2 loaves garlic bread 4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke 1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza 3 Snickers bars 1 1.5 Liter bottle of wine 2 more martini's and a Manhattan (why not?) Evening Snack Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer) And you might as well finish the Martini vodka Call in sick the rest of the week, you've you've got better things to do... Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts.
Ritual Meditation For Stress Relief
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world." The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear. You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water. Look! It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place. What a pleasant surprise! You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop!... back under they go... You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want. There now... feeling better?
Things You Will Never Hear A Pagan Say.....
This piece spewed from the minds of various Hermetic Study Group members one evening, as we sat trying to get our heads around the Tree of Life. So, in the spirit of the Spring Goddess of laughter, joy, and fun, we present to you equal opportunity pissing on... Alexandrian Wicca: Yes, we admit it - we nicked everything from the Gardnerians. Arthurian Enthusiasts: Guinevere was really a Pictish warrior princess! I think 'The Sword in the Stone' is a really great film. Astrologer: But your Sun sign is the most important sign! Sorry I'm late - it was a traffic jam and not anything planetary at all. I'm a big fan of astronomy. We're about to enter the Age of Aquarius. Meh. Celtic Faerie Shaman: I'd better read up on that before I write a book about it... I read the Tain bo Cuailgne in its original language. Celtic Tradition: Of course, we don't actually know anything about the historical Celts. I hate Celtic knotwork. Bloo
All In The Game.........
What's real? This? Heck no.... There are a few people who really care but there are few. The rest are players and really don't matter anyway. They like to toy with your emotions, making believe they really care until they tire of you and move on. So what... Did I fall for the game? I guess I did. I am one of the many, the fallen who just quit caring as I once did. My wall of protection has once again been reassembled so I don't have to feel anymore. Am I now cold? No... I still love and hurt but I just refuse to let it get to me anymore. Sometimes I feel I am cold and empty but who really cares? You? When was the last time you called just to share yourself and not because you thought I was in a emotional termoil? I don't need therapy!!! I need good trustworthy friends who really care for me as much as I do for them. I know I am not fooling anyone.. My heart is still in the same place no matter how hard I try to cover up or deny. I still cry.... but alas I digress ....
Ineffective Daily Affirmations
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal. Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more. I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all. Joan of Arc heard voices, too. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me. I need not suffer in silence while I can still mo
How To Be A Cultist
1. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of the amateur. 2. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your god's name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful. 3. Never invoke anything bigger than your head. 4. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over ten pounds in weight, you're just asking for trouble. 5. Citronella candles may *not* be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-coloured candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Dark Lords. 6. Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, thuggee knife, service revolver, garlic, Yellow Sign, cabfare, condoms, and change. 7. *Never* be the cultist that goes to rough up the investigator. Ransacking hotel rooms is probably safe, but going 'round to beat up the good guys is a sure route to the bottom of the Thames.
A Daily Prayer
So far today, Goddess, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm really glad about that. But in a few minutes, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help!
A Pagan In Hell
A Pagan dies, and to his great surprise finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The guy in charge looks him over before asking, "Can I help you?" "Where am I?" asks the Pagan. "Beg your pardon?" the other guy asks. "You're in Heaven, of course." "B-but I don't believe..." "Hmmm" (squinting his eyes) "are you one of them Pagan folk?" the gatekeeper asks, his mouth curling in mild distaste. "Yes, I am... I believe I'm in the wrong place, which way is the Summerland?" our Pagan friend asks. "It's been 'temporarily' shut down for repairs," the gatekeeper said with an ironic chuckle, "ever since we took over...err...I mean... since the people found their way to the true path." "Whatever," says the Pagan, "What do I do now?" "I'm sorry sir, but you must go to Hell. No Pagans allowed here." "WHAT? Hell? But I don't believe in Hell!" "Sorry, those are the rules, just follow the downward path to the left." So our Pagan friend walks down to Hell, only to
I Have To
Friends -n Fan
Let Me Know.....
1. your name: 2. age: 3. fave color: 4. are you a virgin? 5. are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. would you kiss me? 8. ....... with tongue? 9. would you enjoy it? 10. would you ever ask me out? 11. would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. would you take care of me when i'm sick? 13. do you want to tell me somthing that you couldn't before? 14. would you walk on the beach with me? 15. if you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. do you/have you talked shit about me? 17. do you think i'm a good person? 18. would you let me sleep with you? (in the same bed) 19. do you think i'm hot? 20. if you could change anything about me .. what would it be? 21. if we date, how long would you want to wait until we did it? 22. would you have sex with me? 23. would you come over for no reason, just to hang out? 24. will you post this so i can fill it out for you? 25. what do you rate me outta 1- 10?
The Kkk And The Asatru
Seems there was a group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas who heard that some Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere. Having run out of other minorities to harass, they decided to get back to their roots and practice some religious bigotry in addition to the usual racial intolerance and break up the party with a good ol' cross-burning. So anyway, these fellows loaded up some lumber and a couple of cans of gasoline and went out hunting for these Pagans they'd heard about, hoping to catch them dancing nekkid around a fire or something. They found the spot where the other vehicles were parked and donned their hoods. Grabbing the lumber and gasoline, they assembled a cross and strode off into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the fluffybunny Pagans. They were a little disconcerted to find themselves looking at the business end of at least 2 spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives, and more than one firearm. They'd crashed an Asatru blot
Rip Chris
Today I found out that my first boyfriend, the guy who gave me my first kiss and took me out on my first date died in a car wreck this past weekend. RIP CHRIS, it won't be the same without you pyro!
Value Of Life
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter w
Star Trek Guide To Neo Paganism
Gene Rodenberry went to his grave, telling stories that, although they supposedly happened light years away, were relevant to our every day lives. From the beginning, he claimed that the characters and races on Star Trek were parallels for people here on Earth. Little did anyone know that the characters were actually taking on traits of Neo-Pagan sects across the country! Was Gene Pagan? Who knows, but sit back and enjoy this little trip, where no Pagan has gone before... Wiccans - The United Federation of Planets The Federation means well. They let just about everybody into their little social club, so long as they agree to play nice. They don't talk about rules much, but keep referring to one Prime Directive that all other laws are based on. That said, they frequently violate that rule when the need suits them. Often heard speaking in various UK accents, even though they're not from the islands (Et tu, Jean-Luc?) Asatruar - Klingons Obsessed with honor and combat. Have no qua
The Caffeinated Cross
The following ritual was found in a musty, dusty old fragment of parchment lodged between the musty old pages of a musty, dusty old book in a musty, dusty old library whose musty, dusty old dust hadn't been disturbed by the presence of man in many a musty, dusty old century. It took a great deal of effort to translate the original writings. After months of effort and research in language libraries, it was finally determined that the weird script was not some arcane, forgotten language, but English, written by someone with a very bad case of caffeine jitters. Another fragment indicated that this was once part of a book, entitled "The Mystery of the StarBuck". THE CAFFEINATED CROSS Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness. Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone: "LATTE" Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel: "MOCHA" Bring your coffee cup
People Who Play With Other Peoples Heads
I have come to the conclusion that this world is filled with nothing but people who will lie, hurt, and steal their way thru life, just to make themselves happy, regardless of who they hurt! I joined fubar to hopefully meet a nice woman..but I am beginning to doubt their existance. So i guess I can be like everyone else, and thats turn into an asshole egotistoical male, like most women seem to want, grow a beard, get fat, get s few tats, and buy me a harley...that seems to be the only vibration a woman wants. but.........and this is a big BUT, should there be a lady out there, that seeks happiness, and she doesn't live on the moon, look me up! Peace out ya'all!
I Am Thankful For
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I think this fucking elephant likes my chest!
Frank And The Bears
Frank got a new hunting rifle as a gift and he was excited to try it. So he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. He went over to inspect his trophy. Just then there was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a six foot tall black bear looking him in the eye. The black bear said "Big mistake Frank. You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex." Frank decided that he would rather live so he bent over. It was terrible. Frank couldnt sit down for two weeks. As soon as he recovered he vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip. He tracked down the black bear and shot it. Just then there was another tap on his shoulder. This time an eight foot grizzly bear stood looking down at him. The grizzly said "That was a big mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. It was horrible. Although he survived, it took several months before Fra
A minister is driving to town and sees his neighbor's kid in the front yard looking in a box. He stops and says, "Hey Billy, what're you looking at?" Billy says "Puppies!" "Oh," says the minister, "what kind of puppies?" "Christian puppies!" says Billy. "Ahhhhh," says the minister and drives away with a warm feeling in his heart. The next day the minister drives by again and sees Billy looking in the box again. "Hey Billy" says he, "how are those Christian puppies doing?" "Real good!" says Billy, with a grin. The minister drives off feeling real good himself. The next week, the minister is driving by with the bishop and sees Billy staring in the box again. He pulls over and tells the bishop that he'll love this, then asks Billy "Hey Billy, how are those puppies doing?" "Great!" says Billy and the minister says "Tell the archbishop what kind of puppies they are." Billy looks at the bishop and says: "Druidic Puppies!" The bishop sputters and the minister
The Value Of Life (tell Me What You Think)
holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the ! air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter w
***beware, New Date Rape Drug***
***Beware, New Date Rape Drug*** Body: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers", men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times t
New Age Barbies
On page 487 of the JCPenney's Christmas Catalog, there is, in LIVING color, a Grecian Goddess Barbie Doll; retail price $60. We now have representations of The Goddess -- anatomically incorrect, of course -- courtesy of Mattel. Which got me to thinking, why should Mattel stop there? Why not go on and manufacture a whole line of Pagan/New Age barbie dolls? What better way to get the masses to accept what we do than to appeal to the little ones of the world? So here's a proposed line of New Age Barbie Dolls for Mattel to consider... Gardnerian High Priestess Barbie Comes complete with ritual robes, headdress, athame, and sterling silver chalice. This one is anatomically correct for skycladrituals. Altar and High Priest Ken doll sold separately. Hecate the Dark Goddess Barbie Her flashing eyes and raven wind-swept hair hold the secrets of the Universe. Comes with cauldron, crescent headdress, grimoire, and keys to the Dark Goddess Dream Hall of the Dead. Brunnhilde th
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The First Page Of The Bible
They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read ... Copyright © 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved. First scrawling First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone-Is-Shadowed 300 B.C. All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional, and any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present or future is purely coincidental. WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in question. NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are called 'stars'. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way should this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion, any form of saviour. Should such a misconstrual happen, the author will not be held responsible for the avalanche of arrogance, ze
Racism And Fubar....
I just read a blog by a good friend that is a minority like me... Seems some INBRED, INTOLERANT, RACIST, ARYAN CRUD wanna be white shirt sent her a bunch of dirty weeds and called her every name in the book... Now Im all for FREE speech but there is really NO reason for that type of infantile behavior... I know its easy to say and do as you please from the comfort of sitting on one's fat ass at home and HIDING behind a computer screen but come on... Evidently most here use their heads for hat racks instead of using their common sense and their brains... So to all you wanna be Aryan Cruds out there, Im not impressed with your limited vocabulary....Im proud to be who I am...A hispanic that probably has more racial and country pride than you jerkoffs ever will have...I represent TWO different countries... Nuff said....
I Must Be Crazy
yesterday i went and put my application into disney to do the college program again.. maybe this time it will be a little better than last. and a lot less injuries.. and agravations.. i applied for the spring term so i can finsishe out my fall classes here at Kingwood and be in good standings with them not to mention we all know how the approval process is with this company.. never know i might get turned down or sent to Cali instead of FL.. well see.. just thought i would keep yall posted.. well i am off to do some math and read a little in my small business book. so take care for now and dont be strangers.. hugs and kisses Cassie
My 70 Confessions
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? Mike 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? usually 3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? of course :) 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? yes 5. Do you play Sudoku? no 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? lol probably not 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? grab my daughter 19. Who was the last person you shared bed with?Mike 20. Who do you text the most? no one 21. Who last said they loved you? my mom 22. What color are your eyes? blue 23. How tall are you?5'7 25. Do u like ur parents? yes i do 26. Do you secretly like someone?it's no secret 27. Why did your last relationship end? He was an asshole 28. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? my mom 29. Favorite ex? i dont have a favorite :D 30. Where was the furthest place you traveled? OK 32. Do you like mu
Not Ok
No not ok. In a nut shell is the insurance money Jerry left me has run out. I have applied to search engines on line, local job placements, online businesses,(home depot, office depot, walmart, etc), also Dollar store, and Family Dollar, AL employment office, etc. No one has called. Son has gone around and applied too. He is a novice in working and that may be a strike against him. I do not think he is physically strong enough for the unskilled manual labor, There is virtually no food in the house (runs about $300 with son's appetite), and have $600 of bills. I can pay the rent($400-last of the insurance money), but nothing else. And the family that promised Jerry they would look over me, has gone silent. I was offered to stay at his daugher's house but now I think she has changed her mind. She has not told me this, but her actions speak louder than words. If I do not get a job soon, I will be sitting in the dark with....nothing! Just needed to get this off my mind
Gods Bullitan Boards
You know how some churches put up billboards with clever quotes supposedly from God? Don't you think they need to lighten up? So do I. Below are some suggestions. 1. You've been coveting again, haven't you? 2. Sure, *you're* going straight to hell, but there's still hope for your kids. 3. Give me your money or I call your dog home. 4. Pray! You! Get onto my cloud! 5. Go back home now! Your wife's naked and Javier just pulled into the driveway. 6. Criminy, I invented the orgasm! What else do ya want?!? 7. No, I wasn't on your team's side, you wife-beating cokehead. 8. Wanna see a miracle? Pull my finger! 9. You realize that your dead grandma watches every time you pleasure yourself, don't you? 10. Yo, dudes, J.Lo is a false idol. 11. An honor student, eh? Well *my* son rose from the dead, Chester. 12. Can you hear me NOW? Good! 13. That Madonna-kissing-Britney thing? My idea. 14. If I'm your co-pilot, maybe you could go back and
How Not To Get Invited Back To Church
1. During Communion, when handed a wafer, declare loudly: "No thanks, I'm a pagan." 2. During Communion, when handed a wafer or wine, libate. 3. During Communion, when handed a wafer, break off a piece and pass it to the person on you left, saying "May you never hunger." 4. During Communion, when offered wine, pull out your athame and perform the symbolic Great Rite. 5. Ask if the communion wafers come with dipping sauce. If anyone answers "No" pull out a bottle of honey mustard. 6. After eating the wafer and drinking the wine, emit a LOUD burp and sigh. 7. Vomit. 8. When the minister invites the congregation to pray, pull out a drum and start chanting. 9. Make change from the collection plate. 10. During the sermon, keep raising your hand. 11. Keep referring to Jesus as "God's Bastard". 12. Get "the spirit". (This works best in Catholic or Southern Baptist venues) 13. While the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat
Human Sacrifice, Bible Oddity
Human Sacrifice Does anyone else think this is a little... odd? And Israel sent messengers unto Sihon king of the Amorites, the king of Heshbon; and Israel said unto him, Let us pass, we pray thee, through thy land into my place. Jdg 11:20 But Sihon trusted not Israel to pass through his coast: but Sihon gathered all his people together, and pitched in Jahaz, and fought against Israel. Jdg 11:21 And the LORD God of Israel delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites, the inhabitants of that country. Jdg 11:22 And they possessed all the coasts of the Amorites, from Arnon even unto Jabbok, and from the wilderness even unto Jordan. Jdg 11:23 So now the LORD God of Israel hath dispossessed the Amorites from before his people Israel, and shouldest thou possess it? Jdg 11:24 Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy god giveth thee to possess? So whomsoever t
Tide With Bleach
Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
The Managed Dominance Plan An Offering From Your Hmo
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Lotto Have you ever played a role in this scene? You stop by your local convenience store to pick up a nice Vanilla Coke, some Twinkies and maybe a pack of smokes and you find yourself behind someone deep in the throes of a scratch-off frenzy. That's okay, right? I mean if a body wants to buy a lottery ticket so be it, who am I to judge? It's cool right up to the part where you realize as they're scratching off two tickets at a time (in front of the checkout mind you), they're also asking for more tickets based on what they find as they scratch along. It's multi-tasking at its best. Yeh, umm give me a ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm Pot o' Gold, no make that two and a Brewster's Million. Yeh, I got two winners here and I'll throw in the dollar. Wait a sec, okay... ahhhhhhhhhhhhmmm yeh and let me have a Super Seven and a couple of them uh, those ones with the little piggies on em. Yeah, those! Okay, two of those and... wait, this one's no good - ok, this one's good - I
That was supposed to be my profile picture that some idiot complained about. Was only a tee shirt saying virgen for christs sake. Am sorry Shelia
Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is them dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the Dark side... it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princes
Bible Oddity
Another Oddity Leviticus 21:17-23 Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries. That's nice...
2nd Civil War
if hilary is elected i beleive (from past history)it will send the united states into a second civil war this time over the american citizens rights to defend themselves and their homes.The first civil war was over taken away slaves you try to take away the american peoples weapons and this is more important then slavery was they will fight back causing a civil disobedience problem that will require the government to send armed troops to stop (but wait the armed troops are over seas) so then we are left with beuracratic federal officers trying to go into all those peoples homes that registered for a concealed weapons license to remove their weapons.the american people especially southerners who make up over 75 % of the armed forces since befor vietnam wont give up their weapons without a fight (they will take my gun when they pry it from my cold dead hands)is a term used constantly.people are not willing to leave the rptoection of their loved ones in the hands of incompetant law e
Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day. 15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. 14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland. 13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn. 12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs. 11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step. 10. Well, *somebody* subscribed to 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building. 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap. 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head." 6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators
On My Own Again
In 6 days I will be on my own again. I was staying with my boyfriend, but I found a place of my own again. I am sooooo very excited. I can sit and chat on puter and worry about kids looking over my shoulder. I can't wait to start chatting and sending things on tap again. So to all my friends and family members on here I WILL BE BACK IN ABOUT A WEEK. Talk to you all soon. My boyfrind and I are still seeing each other,just not living together. It was just tooo soon for that.
Signs That Your Child Might Be A Witch
1. Your child asks to use the broom to cleanse, I mean clean, their room. 2. There is always a steak knife missing. 3. Your smallest pan keeps disappearing and reappearing, and always smells like ashes and potpourri. 4. All your candle holders are missing. 5. They now enjoy going to the fabric store with you and they want thread, ribbon and cloth of every color of the rainbow. 6. Their Christmas and Birthday wish lists consist of: a white or black full length bathrobe, blank journal books, window box herb gardens and a box of candles in assorted colors. 7. You just figured out that every full or new moon your child asks to have 3 friends spend the night; and strangely they are very quiet all night. 8. Your child now says "Merry Meet Again" every morning to you and whenever they leave they say "Merry Part". 9. Your recipe cards are disappearing and when you do find them you can't make since of the recipe since it doesn't require any actual cooking. 10
Ffs!! It's Come Down To This?
Yeah we go again. It seems that a couple of times every year a few racists genius's manage to try and break my spirit by sending me love notes, sooooo....instead of going to the bulletins, I'm going to write them a little letter.......I hope they are smart enough to read it..... Dear Simple Minded Person With Nothing Else To Do, First let me begin by thanking you for spending your hard earned FUBUCKS on me....I appreciate the thought however it's money well wasted. Apparently, you don't know me, so let me help you out some....there are things that are way more offensive to me than being called "nigger". Why? It's simple...although it's a word used in hate, it's a huge sign that you have nothing else to pick at me about. It takes a HUGE person (sarcasm) to attempt to offend someone based on something they can't control. You appear to dislike people of color, however, if I were a betting woman..I'd say that you have probably been in my shout telling me how
Sometimes When you cry No one sees your tears. Sometimes When you are in pain No one sees your hurt. Sometimes When you are worried No one sees your stress. Sometimes When you are happy No one sees your smile. But fart just one time ..
Just wanted to say I'm sorry been away for awhile and while I was someone complained about my pro. pio. in tee shirt saying virgen so they took it down. Will replace soon. Shelia
Words To Live By
Proverbs 3:3 Let not mercy and truth forsake thee: bind them about thy neck; write them upon the table of thine heart: Some things very common-sensical to live by... Save me from the inevitable truths of life friends will come and go your heart will be broken you will love, hate and become your parents there will be people you despise and feel you have to kiss up to there will be people that you may want to kiss up to, but will instead despise you you will argue with and hurt loved ones loved ones will do the same with you you will never have enough money to get all you want, for it is human nature to want that which we cannot afford you will regret making purchases you will love your children - assuming you have any you will, at some point, hate your job you may want to kill yourself at some point (don't) you will dislike the weather, and one day welcome it you will find love again, or at least something that feels like it might be love These are some of th
A Spell To Be Friends With Your Womb
Items * Collapsable athame * Stationary fan * Electric heater * Box of Kleenex * Gallon of chocolate ice cream * Pen and paper * Cauldron * Matches * Old blanket from Grandma * Chair Preparation Fast from onset of menstruation to time of ritual enter room, have door locked from outside. Invocation of the East (raise retractable athame) "Oh East, maiden who is yet untainted by the dark blood of menstruation, innocent and unexposed to the searing pain and anguish of this deep mystery. Enter this circle and remind me of the freedom from this endless cycle." Turn to center of circle and jab athame 13 times into womb to (sybolically, of course) banish the pain from the body. Sit and eat 1/4 of the ice cream. Turn on electric heater to remedy the cold flashes. Write an enthusiastic letter to a long lost friend from childhood. Adorn with drawings of flowers and stick figures. Invocation of the South (assume squatting position to ease the cramps) "Oh, Sou

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