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K.s.c. Tribal Rules
(RULES) Kindred Spirits Clan 1. No Drama (show respect) to all with in the family and out of the family. 2. We will be choosing individuals close to Leveling during the week for Pimping to try to get them to the Next level. Those needing over 30,000 to level will be Pimped out on the weekend. 3. If at any time you need Assistance contact an Elder in the Clan. 4.Every member depending on there title has a different purpose in our Spirit Clan Family. If you find the title you currently holding isn't what is filling a need of yours at this time feel free to talk to an Elder or with the Chief about a possible change. 5. When there is a contest sponsored by the family no member shall be able to be in the competition or assist with bombing of any person in the contest. This is an opportunity to gain new members. 6. We try to be fair to all members when it comes to contest if there is a contest you are wanting to enter (Be Courteous To Others) check with the Tribal Elders
How Old Do I Act,,,,,,,
How Old Do You Act? 38 years old Take this quiz at
Tribal Rank & Job Description
Kindred Spirits Clan Title, Rank And Tribal Job Chief One who is highest in rank or authority; a leader. (Founder) Elder's An older, influential member of a family, tribe, or community. (Advisor/oversee's working ranks) Scribe's A professional copyist of manuscripts and documents. (Makes Graphic's) Medicine Man/Woman A male/female shaman or shamanistic healer, especially among Native American peoples. (One who oversee's and moderates the conduct of the member's) Conscripts One who Carries the messenge of the tribe to other people.) (recruiters) Warriors/Lady Warriors One who engages in a combat or struggle. (Bombers) Braves Male Native American Tribe member.) (Helps level our Member's up).) Squaw Female Native American Tribe member. (Helps level our Member's up)
Kindred Spirits Clan Roster
Kindred Spirits Clan's Roster Chief SpiritWolf Chief Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar Elder's hillbilly Elder Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar BigMike1987~Elder ~ Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar lxl_Purple_lxl (Elder) Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar EveningStar Spirit Mother Elder K.S.C. ( Tattered Wolf's B!tch)@ fubar Scribe's Firerose **Tribal Scribe K.S.C.**@ fubar ImtheGranddaughterofaNavyVet~~Scribe Kindred Spirit Clan 2007~~@ fubar Medicine Man-Woman Dawnpeke~~Medicine Woman of K.S.C.~~@ fubar Conscript's Warrior's micki69 Lady Warriors K.S.C@ fubar
Help Please
I had some trouble with the internet, but now I am back. I am in a BBW contest. I am in 3rd place right now because of my computer issues. PLEASE bomb me and help me out. Anyone who does at least 100 comments I will give you VIP Gifts and 11's. Thanks so much. MUAH Once you have done at least 100 comments let me know and I will get your VIP gifts and 11's once I see if it has been done. Thanks again. *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder* Bisexual_Rachel Memb@ fubar
Lactation is an interesting dream symbol since it is uniquely women who participate in this activity in waking. Dreams about lactation may reflect archetypal gender identity concerns. A woman who dreams of this may see herself as fulfilling a mothering role. This may be literal, as in wish-fulfillment, or figurative, as in mothering a man in a romantic relationship. Some women have anxiety about their ability to provide adequate milk after childbirth. In these instances, dreams of feeding a child may be visualizations of these concerns.
Yeah I got a job im so excited
Un-believable!! Racism Is Out Of Control!!!
Here's the sorry P.O.S. this is about Tree Climber Where's My Banana?@ fubar The Living Ghost ~ I Love My Race & My Women ~ Your Ignorance Is The Real Racism@ fubar I posted a bulletin on this guy yesterday... as you can see from the screen shots, it's only getting worse... up to you, but I would suggest you block him. (repost of original by '© ¥ §~ °°J¦¦Täñä~®©~¥ ß' on '2007-08-21 12:54:04') (repost of original by '~ Unique Dream ™ ~' on '2007-08-21 13:35:13')
Justice System
Yesterday morning i went to court for a brandishing charge that i recieved more than a month ago. So i got to the courthouse at 7:45 only fifteen minutes till i was supposed to get called in, and i waited an hour and twenty minutes just for the bailiff to tell me that the district attorney is still looking over my case. I was fucking pissed. How would you feel? Now i have to go to court again two counties away in a month to see if they have got off their lazy asses yet and read the file. the justice system makes me sick anymore. If you read this please dont tell me i cant spell, i know this. thanks.
Fuck All You Haters
So... I go a box of chocolates today... This is what they had to say... "that picture makes you look like you have down syndrome or something.who ever told you that you were sexy must have been drunk or desperate ." first off I would like to say that I'm not upset about the retard that left the mean spirited gift comment, but the fact that they were too chicken shit to send it with out saying anonymous. I just look at it this way... I got the points, you didn't... who knows, maybe you're just jealous and i'm fucking your man or something...
Nsfw Folder Plz Read Dont Message Me!!!!
im shutting it down til i am under 1 million til next level no one rates anything else but my nsfw pics i never ask for ppl to buy me blast or any of tyhat shit just rate some of my SFW pics at this rate i will NEVER get to godfather level to the few who do actually rate my other things THANK YOU!!! [ and blame fubar 4 my bad mood.............. profiles look GAYASSSSSS now ]
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did
Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
So life is annoying. dad moved out, David moved in been a month now. he would like to marry me. xander had his shots. He did great bless his little heart. Im moving again!!! My comp is down.
so soft, so warm we snuggle while you hold me tight the beat of my heart, the warmth of my presence gives you peace through the night i am your comfort, i am your guardian i am the angel watching over you i am you big loveable teddybear that you always cling on to through the night times when you're all alone when there is no one around when your rainy days make you lonely when a bad day makes you frown hold me tight, hold me close and let me warm your heart tell me we'll be together tell me we'll never part i can be your lover, i can be your friend honest and loyal is all i am through tell me your feelings, or what's on your mind or show me what pleases you i'll do that and more without hesitation i'll satisfy your every needs for i am your teddybear and for you i aim to please so when you're alone or feeling down nowhhere to go or nothing to do in your room, and on your bed i'll be waiting for you
How Hot
According to this reading, you are 95% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?' at
Dragon Boat Pics
this years pics are up
Come N Se
ok family all of u must go an bomb the our true family friend she always thier for us , i will be checkin to see whos thiers rubia , i dont want to here bno excuses
My Obituary
What is your Sexual Obituary? With gusto, karen died while in the sack with their lover, George Clooney.karen will be terribly missed by Justin Timberlake. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at
Killing Time @ Walmart!!!
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. ** 07. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" ** 09. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store
Internet Sausage Ownage
blah gross but funny
Lost Friends
I would like to make contact with anyone that may have attended Stonewall Jackson Jr. High School in Roanoke Virginia in the early to mid 60`s. Or perhaps someone that may know Hubert (Hootie)Burnette, Wanda Perdue from Roanoke and Joseph F. Harrison from Salem Va. These are friends of mine that i lost contact with when i moved here to Mansfield Ohio in the mid 60`s. Any and all Help will be greatly appreciated.
New Profile Page Design!
hey everyone, this afternoon i changed the layout of the public profile pages to be a little bit cleaner. old skins and everything else should still work, and if you want to create new skins, it should be even easier with the new layout. feel free to leave any feedback on the new layout here... cheers! -mike
Its About Time
alriht it finally happened me and my fellow employee are going to get to run the hooka lounge by ourselves and with no boss to tell us anything for three days yippee
God & I
GOD & I Today I decided to take a walk. So God & I could have a talk. The faster I walked, the more breaths I’d take. Which helped clear my head about the choices to make. I can not say what the results will be. But God’s answer was just “trust in me “ Though I know He won’t steer me wrong. It’s hard to let go of what I’ve held for so long.
Dj Sheena
/">"> this one goes out to the lo's n lettes up on this site.. check out our new home, dont forget to tell ya homies bout this place. hope to see ya there
F*cked Up
When did life get so messed up? Things used to be so easy when I was younger. If anything went wrong or I screwed up really bad I could always turn to a best friend or my family. They would do anything and everything in their power to fix it or at least make it better. They hated to see me hurting and sad and I never worried about anything. I know life is supposed to change when you move out on your own and get married. Things change even more after you become the parent and have little ones who look up to you. I have never been so depressed in my whole life and not sure what to do to make it better. The very few friends I have left don't understand where I'm coming from and I don't think they really want to get involved anyway, and that's ok. My family doesn't know what to do either and think I need to see a therapist. I know that I need to do something.
Sandwhich Or Chips
sandwhich or chips
Huuus Ladies & Gents Show Must Go On
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Blah Blah
So yeah today is day 1 of 2 days off, much needed Im tired as heck and tired of dealing with people.. We are gonna look at some apartments while im off get that ball rolling. I am going to apply for school see what kinda damage I can do.. So yeah thats whats going on pretty much.. Go me
Subway Or Dairy Queen
subway or dairy queen
The Fubar Gods
the fubar gods couldnt tell thier arms from thier asses without a map and a tour guide i swear...they change one thing and fuck up everything else...heres a hint..figure out all the bugs BEFORE you make the changes dumb asses! you wonder why people bitch and moan? its cuz you decide to get a wild hair up your ass and change something and in the process fuck up the rest of the damned site!! could you atleast least send out a site wide warning and let us know you asre ganna fuck with shit? of course not..thats the easy would rather just up and change shit, acting with a total lack of common sense..and then wonder why people bitch...get a fucking clue!! people spend money on this site...for VIP's, blasts, happy hours...atleast give us the heads up when you are ganna make hard is that?
Marking My Shit Nsfw
i know some of it may be nsfw, and thats fine. but for the friends who are marking up my shit nsfw, id like you to leave my friendlist, cause you suck. if your at work, try doing your fucking job and not hanging around fubar looking at my shit. for real, go away before you make me delete everyone else just to get at you. or i make all my cool shit private. fuckshits.
Burger King Or Denny
burger king or denny
If Tomorrow Was Your Last Day
Ah, the act of pleasuring oneself. Does any one enjoy it as much as I do? What's your favorite technique? When do you like to do it and where? Drop by and tell me. As for myself, I like to take my time and build up until I can't stand it. Then I stop, take a break, and start all over again later. I think I might start right now....
i am 31 and all my life family has been a big part of my life even if some of my family hasnt seen it that way to stop fussin and fighting ... i didnt grow up with my mom and dad but i grew up with my grand parents so i am close or was close to alot of my cousins and all... but when i got married i made contact with my dad and mom and family i never really knew anything about... but i have several sets of grand parents and well this past week i found out that one of my grand dads has lung cancer mind u its the same thing my uncle died of 10 yrs ago nov... seeing the pain and all he went threw it hurts to know that my grand[pa is going threw that it has completely destroyed one of his lungs and has started on the other his liver is gone and he has strokes so i know he wont be here much longer... its sad to know that my kids will never know these people because people now days dont know the meaning of family and true love i cherish everyday with my kids because you never know
Not Safe For Work
Bah Humbug. I just downloaded some of my artwork and several were immediatelt flagged as NSFW. I can understand if they were very graphic, but they weren't. No worse than some of the comment graphics that get plastered every where. Nonetheless, no harm was done.
What Am I To Say
What am I to say? What am I say to say, When you ask me if I am ok When you tell me thank you for accepting things What am I to say No, i wanna scream, I have no choice but I slowly recollect myself and choke down my words, Only to suffocate on them later. Bashed around by my lonliness, at least it's something to focus on. You don't believe when I say I'm tired, I know you are too.... Just wish I could voice as free as you do. Without the ridcule Of course though you tell me, "You have nothing to be sad about." But really I'm beat down and blue Just can't rid myself of this. I don't wanna be alone, yet... I hide myself away by habit It's gonna be ok, even though I know I'm not. Right now. No voice to speak, Too weak to stand Never good enough, I hide away. JUST ANOTHER MISERABLE DAY.
Love Is???
Love is a slow kiss goodnight. It's anticipation. Love is flirting outrageously and still remembering that the person at your side is not obligated to do anything. It's respect. Love is an imperfection in yourself not bothering you. It's acceptance. Love is passing up an opportunity because the time isn't right yet. It's patience. Love is a back massage that starts above the hairline and ends around the insoles. It's exploration. Love is not having to say "Let's make love," because you know what the other person wants. It's understanding. Love is being given an honest chance to say no when you thought you were committed. It's consideration. Love is both of you remembering protection. It's responsibility. Love is saying the perfect phrase to make a solemn embrace dissolve into giggles. It's humor. Love is being told "Stop and I'll kill you". It's desire. Love is reviewing the damage to your living room and realizing personal effects are strewn in
Our Love Will Never Fade
A face on a page A name on a screen But there is a lot more To what we have here Love doesn't fade quickly And it's not always quick to grow But in our case it has And I'll cherish it for life You're so wonderful to me Always so kind and sweet Sometimes I think That I don't deserve it I'm always going to be amazed At what has grown between us But I will always love you That love will never fade For my babygirl, written on August 4, 2007...I LOVE YOU!
Beer Vs. Girlfriend
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I would have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 for makeup. I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. -I got this joke in an email and I thought it was funny as hell!
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About Me
I'm VERY happily married. I have 2 children a son and a daughter. I'm just your normal everyday gal.
Feeling Strange...
So I got my eyes dilated this morning for the first time ever!!! And man am I still feeling it! I feel so strange and better yet... I drove to work!!!! LOLOLOL Loving the new shades I got...
So sis tells me to go to her page and it looks like F-in MySpace!!!!! EWWWWWW, Its terrible. so much for a bar-like site I liked the way it was better. Hmm
fubar toolbar, explained: HOME: Directs you to your home page. MY SECTION: The "My" section includes your Photos, Profile, Stash, MUMMs, Blogs, Contacts, Blasts, Lounges, fuBank Account and Mail! Photos: Directs you to your photo albums/storage, you can also tag your salute by going to this link. [Will explain how to mark a salute in a later blog] Profile: Directs you to your personal profile settings, you can change may personal settings by clicking "My - Profile" [I will explain more about your profile settings in a later blog] Stash: Directs you to your personal stash. You can add your favorite Videos, Pics, Trackz, News, Jokes, Surveys, Shows, or if you Dunno what you're adding.. add it to "Dunno" [Will explain how to add a stash in a future blog] MUMMs: Directs you to your MUMM section. MUMM stands for Make up my mind! for example, should I drink coke or pepsi? [I will explain on how to make a MUMM in a future blog] Blogs: Directs you to your Blog area, wher
A woman so loved that from one lyre there came more Lament than from all lamenting woman; That a whole world of Lament arose in which all nature re-appeared: forest and valley, road and village, field and stream and animal; And that around this Lament-World, even as around the Other Earth, a Sun revolved and a silent, Star-filled heaven- A Lament-Heaven, With its own, disfigured stars, So greatly was she Loved. This is a poem that is written anonymously and I thought is greatly explains the emotions of a woman and to any who loves their woman. If you have any comments please let me know. Good and Bad I would love to hear them.
Food Poisoning Sucks
i musta lost 10-15 pounds from food poison. i still feel really out of it :-(
Some Have A Misconseption About God And His Will>
God almighty Creator of all , He is God , He is all; He can do all , He wants not for ayone to be lost . He gives us a choice and thats if we want to belive in Him as Our Lord and Saviour or not?A choice Our Lord Gives us a choice.. God isnt Satan > Satan was an angel thrown down from heaven cause he denied God and wanted to over power our Lord . So a battle goes on . Satan decives in Gods Name ; Satan is a great lier and deceiver . All bad things arent always Gods will;. if man doent turn from his sins They will fall and destruction will come . But God gives us warning and we hear not and keep doing in sin ;We wont turn to him in faith< So we have only our ways of sin that brings down Gods wrath upon man kind.Some do belive, They be followers ,these will go when the tribulation comes 144hundred thousand out of all this world ;thats not many to walk in faith but to God its a great number.To God they are worth all to save give Eternal life too. But Im pleading to you;
Funny Cats
Date Test
Your dating personality profile:Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.Your date match profile:Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.Your Top Ten Traits1. Religious2. Funny3. Practical4. Liberal5. Traditional6. Adventurous7. Outgoing8. Sensual9. Wealthy/Ambitious10
Lua--- By
I know that it is freezing, but I think we have to walk I keep waving at the taxi's, they keep turning their lights off But Julie knows a party at some actors West side loft Supplies are endless in the evening, by the morning they'll be gone When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend I'll get a coffee and the paper, have my own conversations I see the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection The mask I polish in the evening, by the morning looks like shit And I know you have a heavy heart, I can feel it when we kiss So many men stronger then me have thrown their backs out, trying to lift it But me I'm not a gamble, you can count on me to split The love I sow you in the evening, by the morning won't exist You're looking skinny like a model with your eyes all painted black Just keep going to the bathroom, always say you'll be right back Well, it takes one to know and kid, I think you've got it bad But what's so easy in the evening, by the morning's
Dreamers Fantasy So many times I'll hear a song, Playing on the radio. The melody familiar, Reminds me of you so. Bringing warmth into my heart, And lighting up my day. Your memory dances 'cross my mind, As the music starts to play. Sometimes I close my eyes and dream, As I hear the music flow; That I'm held close in your strong arms, Dancing soft and slow. It's just a little thought of mine, A dreamer's fantasy. Of dancing with you by candlelight, To a soft, slow melody. Sometimes I let the music play, Over in my mind. In a never ending slow dance, We're suspended there in time. Even though it's just a dream, Of dancing quietly with you. If I close my eyes and I hear the song, A dream, almost come true. So, let me have this little thought, Of a soft sweet melody; And dancing with you by candlelight, In this dreamer's fantasy.
Warding Off Relationships Forever
I am tired, so tired of the games. Tired of men who call when they feel needy. They are never there for ya, ever. My life is confusing enough without the games so to all the men out there. The Lass is tired.....stay away if you wanna play, cause I aint buying what your sellin! If you are actually ready to try the old fashioned way, maybe I will make time for ya.
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Heather's House Of Kink
Created a new Lounge..would love to have ya'll come in say hello...Heather's House of Kink thanks Amdukias...for the help crack me up so!
There have been a lot of people since I came onto Fu Bar who claim they are my friends or say they want to be friends. Some will friend you and never come back to your page. Others friend you and then delete you. I thought I had made some friends or those who would be honest with me. But I found out that honesty goes as far as anyone can truly see you in cyberspace. I found out some of these people went off and blocked me and then got upset that I would remove things that no longer mattered to me since I was blocked. So to all those on my friends list who read this and wish to no longer be my friend I understand please just quietly delete me from your friends list and stop fanning me. Those who wish to remain my friend just drop me a little note once in a while to tell me that we are still friends. I do try to return any love shown to me.
Very Good News!!!!
I just fill out a job appt.. then they look at my work history and they offered me to work for bindery job and they hired me right now and start work at 8am to 4pm!!! They pay me $12.75 an hours!!! I am so happy and I putted a reserviced for my double happy hours from my unemployment debt cards for all fubar!!! I used it for 2 of Happy Hours and 3 of 7 days fubar blast!!! I just wants to use up on that card!!! Thank you!!! mike So I hopeful I will be in Godfather in 1 week later!!!!
".. You Are Everything To Somebody
".. You are Everything To Somebody Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on! someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do a
The Longest Summer Ever -part I
One sunny hot bay in Daytona Beach. FL, there was a 30 year old female who's name was Viola. She was sitting outside in her back yard, laid back sunbathing nude. Next to her was her sparkling, refreshing and mouth watering pool.Her eyes was closed, so she could not see who was peeking at her over her privicy fence. On the other side was a tall dark and handsome 32 year old male. His name was Dion, his nationality was African-Peurto Rican. His facial features was very strong. His eye color was light hazle. When you look into them, you just melt all over yourself. His jaw structure was very broad, which complimented his sideburns. His lips was nicely formed "pussy eating" ones. Around them was a very attactive goatee. TO THOSE OF YOU THAT WOULD LIKE TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS STORY, PLEASE COME AND COMMENT ME TO LET ME KNOW. $$$SPORTYMAMI2$$$
Nsfw Pics
Now i was wondering should I put any sexy pics not to revealing but ones that leave a little to the Imagination?? Let me know what you think..
Any One Else?
Notice, How the layout to your pages have been set to the left? Or is it just me, am I losing my freaking mind? lol...
50 Questions
1. When you want to have "you" time, what do you do? Watch movies, listen to music, take a shower, sit online 2. Are you comfortable with answering personal questions? Most of the time. 3. Have you ever cried and didn't know why? yup..thats the beauty of being pregnant 4. When is the last time you were truly happy with your life? since my daughter was born 5. Have you ever found someone of your same sex sexy? Yes 6. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? No been there done thaT 7. What did you do at your lowest point in life? I'm not going to say... 8. What brought you back from that? Family 9. Have you ever envisioned your own wedding? Yup. 10. When is the last time you personally made someone else cry? Can't remember. 12. Do you eat a healthy diet? no way 13. What part of your looks are you the most complimented on? my eyes 14. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends? no way i hate all of them
Job Application Lingo
COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around. MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control. CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way). APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat, or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left. PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. I'M EXTREME
Pizza Or Rice
pizza or rice
Need Help Adding A Skin
ok im at the site that is listed in the bulletin window that they say you can et skinds for your profile from...from here im lost..can one of you folks give me a hand? i think im missing something here and im starting to get more than just a bit annoyed trying to do something that seems so simple...thanks in advance Eric
Out Of Pocket
I have been offline for awhile. Not for good but for awhile longer. I am moving into my house without the exwife (lol) Will get my internet reconnected and be back online. Love you all and miss you all. U can email me at Take care and please don't forget me. Jim
First Day Of My Life
This is the first day of my life I swear I was born right in the doorway I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed They're spreading blankets on the beach Yours is the first face that I saw I think I was blind before I met you Now I don’t know where I am I don’t know where I’ve been But I know where I want to go And so I thought I’d let you know That these things take forever I especially am slow But I realize that I need you And I wondered if I could come home Remember the time you drove all night Just to meet me in the morning And I thought it was strange you said everything changed You felt as if you'd just woke up And you said “this is the first day of my life I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you But now I don’t care I could go anywhere with you And I’d probably be happy” So if you want to be with me With these things there’s no telling We just have to wait and see But I’d rather be working for a paycheck Than waiting to win the lott
New Office Work Rules
1. SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 2. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may not need all of whatever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed certainly makes you less than we bargained for. 3. DEATH, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN: This is no excuse. If you can arrange for funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date. 4. DEATH, YOUR OWN: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job. 5. PERSONAL HYGIENE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms. In the future, you
Sts-118 Endeavour Lands
STS-118 Endeavour lands on runway 15 at KSC Florida 12:32 p.m. EST. Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 To enlarge video, right click/zoom/200%
Baked Chicken Or Kfc
baked chicken or kfc
Love Starts With A Smile
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
I was getting ready to put my Silverstein CD in the CD player at work. I pushed the button and the tray slid out. I go into my CD case and start freaking out cause I can't find it. Disappointed and defeated I decided to just close the tray. Yeah. Silverstein was already in there. O_o
Stop The **************** Drama
stop the ********** dram for god sake
I have a question, I have never and will never post NSFW pics of myself, however I posted a mumm that got deletes and now I am blocked from mumming because someone found it offensive....The mumm was regarding the behavior of ppl that trash talk and are down right mena to others that post mumms about serious problems, I was not even talking about my mumm....I was just wondering why this offended someone and if FUBAR support even read the mumms that they delete or if they just delete and repremande you if Joe Blow or who ever reports it as NSFW??? I do not know about you but I have opened some pretty raunchy mumms and they are enough to make me sick...I just go on about my business and not vote?? Please explain this to me as I do not understand it!
Im Homeeeee!!!!!!!! Get Your Asses In Here Guys
your touch upon my face your lips against mine the gentle words you whisper the whole worlds divine you lay beside me you keep me in your heart you tell me you love me i hope we never part
Things On My Mind
i came back online to talk with friends again not sit here and listen to more drama so if this keeps up again i'll leave but this time for good no coming to check in nothing i'll delete my account and be done with it all it's not a problem for me honestly i can't take people coming to me for stupid reasons and picking fights over it....i'm so over the drama on this site it's not funny so if you have a problem with me please by all means delete me from your list and block me Cute!!! Kitty Eating Corn!!!
Work And The Gay Go-to Friend...
I decided to post another entry today just because there's still no a/c in my office or the conference room and it's fucking HOT. And I'm bored. Not because I have nothing to do..I actually have a ton of stuff I need to be doing but I can't focus. And now that I have access to this lovely site...I never seem to get anything done anymore. Why the name change anyway? When it was CT my work had it blocked...wonder how long it will be before they block this. I definitely can't get on myspace. So after my previous post, I needed to talk to someone about my "problem". I went to guy friend numero uno...he's about to get divorced, I've known him since I was 16, he's trying to get back into the dating world, so I thought he'd help for sure. He didn't really...he judged me some and said if I didn't want things like that to happen then I shouldn't do the things I did. Well...fine. He's very right, and I know this, but I was having a Julie moment and I didn't want to hear what he was saying, b
Mermaids 3
Words Of Wisdom....
Words of wisdom. . . . Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbors mow. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it is okay to tell them they're pushing. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has a richness that takes a lifetime to savor. Taste your food. God gave it to delight as well as to nourish. Notice the sun and the moon as they rise and set. They are remarkable for their steady pattern of movement, not their speed. Talk and play with children. It will bring out the unhurried little person inside you. When you walk with someone, don't think about what you'll say next. Thoughts will spring up naturally if you let them. Quit planning how you are going to use what you know, learn or possess. God's gifts just are; be grateful and their purpose will be clear. Allow yourself time to be lazy and unproductive. Rest isn't a luxury, it's a necessity.
I'll Be Here
I cannot ease your aching heart, Nor take your pain away; But let me stay and take your hand And walk with you today. I'll listen when you need to talk, I'll wipe away your tears; I'll share your worries when they come, I'll help you face your fears. I'm here and I will stand by you, On each hill you have to climb; So take my hand, let's face the world... And live just one day at a time. You're not alone, for I'm still here, I'll go that extra mile; And when your grief is easier, I'll help you learn to smile!
True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!
Do I Have "pushover" Written On My Forehead?
Honestly, I'd like to know why I fall for the guys that just want to fuck me over. Can't I meet a guy who's actually going to be a man, be honest, truthful, and just say it like it is? No games, no running around behind my back. I just want some genuine honesty. That's all.
Lol Omg This Is Funny As Hell Lmao
Roses are red, nuts are brown skirts are up panties are down so when its stiff stick it in cause to me sex is not a sin dam lol im finding these all over lol yep and i am laffin..if its too harsh sorry but its my humor again
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I Am Your Friend.
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!
Contest 5pm Sorry
in order to help me win u must rate,fan,add sexygirl then u may comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol starts at 5pm today.... runs for 10 days but i need it done in 5 so the other 5 will be play time to add more 67,000 point min... thank u all.... *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol ok so after u click on her link rate,add and fan her comp back to mine and click on mine and rate and comment the shit out of me lol.... thank u all.... thanks.... tongue....
Rules Of The Independent Family
Rules for all Independent Bomberz Family Members 1). You must back all other family members as best you can at all times. If you cannot at some point please let ALL three of us know in this manner. Ponyboy, Tnk and Sweet D. You must let all three know, not just one of us. 2.) You must let “Ponyboy, Tnk and Sweet D” know ahead of time if you want to get into a contest. (the sooner we know the better) 3.) Do not tell anyone that the family will back without checking with one or all three of us. If you don’t do this in this order, you may be on your own. 4.) If you have any suggestions please share with us. 5.) If we need to discuss in mass, we will use our lounge that all members have access to, this way all questions and concerns can be discussed and all will get the same answers! 6.) A.) WE DO NOT DOWNRATE ANYONE! B.) WE DO NOT REPOST ANYONE ELSE’S BITCHES OR COMPLAINTS! C.)WE DO NOT MAKE RUDE COMMENTS OF ANY KIND IN COMMENT BOXES FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE EVER! 7.
Praying For Stephanie
PLEASE READ THIS AND SEND AS MANY PRAYERS TO HER AND HER MOM THAT WE CAN GIVE........ SHE IS AN AWESOME GIRL AND NEEDS ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THAT WE CAN GIVE RIGHT NOW.......... PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT THE WORD GETS OUT TO EVERYONE. Stephanie had a massive heat stroke last week. Unfortunately there was some damage to her heart. She is at the hospital at Fort Jackson and she keeps blacking out. They are saying that there is a possibility she has gotten a hole in her heart, or just the heart muscles have weakened with the heat stroke. They are running tests including an Echocardiogram and trying to determine the amount of damage on her heart. She is basically going to get a medical discharge at this point after the tests. But if there is change, and it goes away then she can continue with Basic training an graduate on time. Right now though, they are certain she has a pretty bad heart condition now from the heat stroke. I wont know anything until she can get another call home. I
I Am Ranked # 12
Mermaids 1
S****** Greatest Weakness
Yep I have ran into the only man who I was hoping to not run into again. I was just on my feet and thinking that I didn't have to see him and I was over him. Till this weekend. He was introducing himself to everyone and then he walked up to me and asked my name....(asshole) and then I said its *****. He got that smile on his face and said *****, what. I told him my last name and he smiled so big. And said I know you...I just laughed and said you do. He was like what you don't know me and pulled me closer to him. I admitt part of me wanted to say I don't know who the fuck you are and let me go but the submissive in my was like grab me harder. Thats when Annon started to yell at him cause when he's around I don't listen to her I only listen to him. He just smiled at her and asked if it was true and I just lowered my head and said all that I could say yes. She then said Robin lets go. But he was already leading me away and I followed like I always do. She then yelled after us see...assho
Wow, Impressive!
The few Fubar Idiots _____________________________________ 1) Why post your picture online when beneathe it the title states "I look horrible in this picture"? 2) The pictures that say "this is me", holy chit I thought that it was an imposter! You mean people actually post their real pictures on here? 3) Pictures.... you have to love the ones that the people look great in, but surrounding them there is... a) food all over the place b) dishes stacked up all over c) clutter everywhere I mean seriously you might look great in the picture, but the surroundings tell us how you really live! 4) Shower Photos.... you have to love these ones... a) their is soap scum all over the shower walls b) mold c) trash can is filled to the limit by the shower Please people if you live like this, it tells us a lot of your personal hygeine... try washing! Online crushes....... a) are you seriously going to visit them? b) do you know them well enough to have a crush on them, because last I
Unhappy Americans
I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno!! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 daysa week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have
Princess Is Here
go to my page under famliy and show some love and welcomemy daughter princess
Daddys Lil Gurl
standing tall daddys lil gurl never did a wrong always following the rules now youve grown doing what you want the streets become home hoping you wont stop drugs are your best friends drinkings not far behind always staying gone or out with a guy praying for an answer not liking what you find wondering why you did it alone you always cry
Vote For Me Please?~!
Here's the deal. I've entered into a contest for designing a credit card and I need votes to win (of course). So here is my design: click on the link or the photo to get to the voting page!I would greatly appreciate it.PS, if you'd pass it along in a bulletin posting of your own You would rock even more!Thanks, Steve
Great News Today
I have been working in an automotive plant for a personell agency on a call in basis...for the last 4 months...well they called me today...I have a full-time shift now monday through friday...3 pm to 11 pm...starting next say I am happy is an son Travis had his broken nose operated on yesterday...the surgeon did a great job...he is my good looking boy again...I wont be online much...with working full-time now and looking for a new place to live...I miss my great friends on here.
Private Dancer
My Friend Needs Help
God Doesnt Hate You He Hates Sin>
Sin is his hate towards , we as people, that defy him; and provke him with and in Sins, some worship idols and imigages and worship money sex , and riches of all kinds even some seek powere .. . carven images and these they put first in their lives . they be fools . and So Gods wrath will over come them and there lives and destruction be their faults cause they didnt have faith follow God comandants or laws; to live By they provoked Him (God) into a great anger and God will prevail For he is; Our God almighty and there will come a end ; and no more sin > He will be Glourious and Reign as King ..Jesus Christ , all will bow down and worship some will be shamed and all will bow down now; none will be above our Lord for; He be the Lord and He will Reign, allehuajuea!!!! Amen !1
Going To Jail For Doing What?
Jennifer will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
Something big happens in your love life and you can hardly think about anything else. It could be someone new, or maybe a milestone of sorts with your current partner. Whatever it is, keep smiling! it's all lies i tell you.......
You are 61% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at
2nd Place
Well..second place so far..not too shabby for a lowly underdog...I appreciate the help everyone that did..Hugs and Kisses to you ALL..:)
Chokecherries In My Network
Martha went back to work Monday after six weeks off due to the caesarean section she had for Jeffrey, and we're both so happy about that! Usually Martha doesn't come up and admit she's going stir crazy in our house; maybe as parents we're not expected to, I don't know. But I invite her to come with me when I'm taking the kids for a walk (when it's both Sarah and Jeffrey, they're in a stroller) and she more often than not insists she wants to rest. Not wanting to break the peace any more than is necessary, I let her . . . But I feel left out because Martha seems to want me to leave her out. I'll admit I did not miss helping Martha get her materials ready for class the following day at the day care where she works -- last night our sister Mary and I helped her color apples red, yellow, and green and cut them out; the night before, Martha and I cut out apple trees that the three-year-olds she's got would fingerpaint apples onto. It was fun to do; it's fun to connect on something,
My Hate
for people grows look at the world its not hard too not be sick of people
People ask why I look so sad, I tell them. People ask questions. I tell them. People ask to see your picture. I show them. I then start to cry. They ask why. I tell them. They appoligize. They shouldn't have to. You should!
Hooked - Chapter 7 - The End
Chapter 7 “Carlo,” I said into the limo intercom, “take us back to the club. This party needs refreshments!” As we all began to collect our senses and clothes, Carlo pointed the big Mercedes limo back towards the club. Our earlier movie-star look might have been a little tarnished, but we were all wearing big smiles when we pulled up in front. This time, Carlo opened the door for us and we all stepped out. “Carlo, do you remember my request from earlier about doing exactly as you’re told?” I asked quietly. “Si, Senor Garrett” “Then, here’s my requirement. I want you to accompany Karen for the rest of the evening. Attend to her every need. Anything she wants. I will pay for all of your drinks and food. You must do anything she asks,” I said. “Si, Senor Garrett,” replied Carlo, “it will be my pleasure to help you in this way.” I’m quite sure I saw Carlo grin as he turned away, but I doubt that he really knew what he was in for. Inside the club, the maitre d’ was a
Hooked - Chapter 6
Chapter 6 The bright mid-day sun was slipping away into the long shadows of late afternoon as we made our way back up onto the beach. After our lovemaking, we had ventured back out to the reef; swimming and laughing and pointing at stuff like two school kids. That’s sort of how I felt; like a school-kid seeing everything for the first time. In truth, I was seeing things clearly for the first time. I was doing what I wanted to do, when I wanted to do it, with a person that I enjoyed being with, and who enjoyed being with me. We were having the time of our lives. Or, at least, I was! Joseph had passed out on the beach much earlier in the day and now was bitching about his ass being sunburned. Karen had put on a tiny white Wicked Weasel bikini sometime during the afternoon and was reclining in a beach chair, wearing sunglasses, drinking a beer and reading a book, looking very much unlike a mother-of-three, first-grade-teaching, conservative, religious, southern woman. As
Horoscope Again
Once again, my horoscope is right on today. It said that I'm just breezing through work stuff. Usually I get really distracted (hmmmmmm) but for the most part I've been really efficient today and gotten a lot of things done! Granted, the times the horoscope doesn't actually fit are more often, but when they're on, they're RIGHT ON!
Hooked - Chapter 5
Chapter 5 “Do you like diving?” I asked. “Oh, yeah,” you answered. “I love it but I haven’t gotten to do any since I got here.” “Well, let’s go then. I’ve heard the best diving is on the other side of the island. Let’s see what we can find,” I suggested. The concierge knew right away what we wanted and hooked us up with a rental jeep, some fins and snorkels, and directions to the best diving on the island. Soon, we were poking along on the coastal roadway, headed to the desert side of the island. No one goes anywhere very quickly on Aruba. We had the top down on the jeep. You were wearing a fabulous, white Wicked Weasel suit that we had bought in my hotel’s gift shop. It barely covered anything, top or bottom. I had seen pictures of these before but had never met anyone with the body or the willpower to wear one. The three tiny triangles barely covered your nipples and pubic hair. In reality, I’m not quite sure how you got away with it, but you pulled it off quite
Helping A Dear Friend
OK for those who care.... Yes again i call out for u... plz stop by rate my Dear Sweet Friend And of course a few 100 comments as well But lots not 4get me tonight at 5pm... if i loose....well i can't say yet... but plz do wat u can......even if its just 10 thanks....or 20 or 30 i have love ya all..... me.....Tongue
Buy Me A Drink
before I have to go to work
Welcome Andrea To The Club
andrea-want new friends@ fubar Just wanted to take a few minutes to welcome our newest member to the C&T Stash Club. She is very excited to be one of us and said that she loves to rate. So, show her some love. Stop by her page and introduce yourself. Don't forget to rate, fan and add her. Thanks for your time, Tracy C&T Stash Club
I Believe.....
Believe . ? Have a seat . . . relax . . . and read this slowly .Think! I believe - .. that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - .. that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - .. that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - .. that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - .. that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - .. that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - .. that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - .. that you can keep going long after you think you ca
30 Things We've Learned From Porn
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn'
Sharing The Night Together
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so i quit smoking today.wasnt planned,although ive been thinking about it for ages. this is the third time now,the other times i managed a few months(4). but as ever the "demon drink"was my ultimate downfall. im endevouring to get on to that champix stuff or what ever its called.but it costs like £160 here for a 12 week script.and patches n gum from the army are ok,but they wont script zyban cos of the side effects. talk bout a rock n a hard place.i have asked the army doc if champix is available,but i think i was macked off due to the cost of the stuff. anyway im jus gonna see how i get on with the patches n gum,and if i fall off,im gonna see the family gp n get scripted.:)
If We Lean On Christ; >>
he can ease pain , show love and carry us thru to an eternal life forver; He didnt die in vain he did die for all us; And to take away sin from us and ; He was so badly crusified a death so horrrible. why cant all see wh y cant they hear and know . Its not to late to accept Christ now.. Its not ever to late . But it will be one day soon , if you cant see or dont want to know Him.. Please belive me and Belive Christ Jesus : Gods words are final and the same yersterday today and tomorrow thru eternity belive this .. in your hearts And souls; belive this..God Thy will be done soon here on Earth and in Heaven .. God is Glorious and does have the final say for all.. Amen!...
Starting Crap
for those of you who likes 2 start crap go ****** your self cause that's not what I"M here for just here cause no dam good site 2 go 2
My Immortal
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along
Message Sent A.k.a. Suicide Club
I've got some letters inside of my drawer that should have been stamped and delivered One is addressed to my ex it says I'm the type of kid who can't be lived with One is addressed to my friends it says I'm a mess so y'all can't visit One is addressed to myself but I don't know what personality or hand to give it I'm a God damn misfit...mismatched, but never missed much Mr Right-time-wrong-place with a long face until our lips touch I don't miss the mistrust, its what got our messages mixed up Before I rip up your letters let us see if I can tear you away from his clutch This stuff's a whole other drawer from a different dresser I'm not ready to address I went to the west to get my mind off things and I'm already depressed I give up. Get let down. Down play. Play games. Put on my game face Face my pharmecudial needs and feed on my medicine, but I don't like the way it tastes I go place to place without enough money to put a bed under me So I share my sleeping sp
To All My Family
Ok I'm Sorry......
I know alot of people have pissed me off on here lately and I'm sorry for taking it out on others. I am now back in college classes for the semester and I would love some help from you all! It would mean so much to me. There has been a few people from the contest coming to my page to steal bombers and I don't appreciate it! I don't do it to you so why do you do it to me. I do apologize for bitching at you all! I really need your help! ***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** WANTED BY POPULAR DEMAND....THE NOTORIOUS FUBERLORD/BARTENDER... If you all clicked on the pic and left 10-15 comments it would be awesome, and a rate too.. Thanks so much!! It's bullshit that I help you all and you can't even stop by and leave a rate and a few comments!!! What do you want? I will give it to you! Please help me out!!! ~!~Shawty Got Class... Oh Behave~!~ Underground Bartender! PLZ...PLZ...PLZ... CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND... ~ COMMENT 10 OR 11 'ONLY' (NOTHING LESS) ~ BOMB MY ASS
It's good to have Roses on your piano But it's even better to have Tulips on your organ
A Soon To Open Contest I'm In.
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Hello Every One Im Back
hope to see every one again been gone for awhile hello to all my old friends
Fu Bad B!tch ۞ Stang!۞-contest
CLICK HERE TO ENTER FU BAD B!TCH ۞ Stang!۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar Pimp JuiceBy NellyBest Video Codes
Live Webcam : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :)
Korn Tour From Myspace
"BI#%H! WE HAVE A PROBLEM" TOUR The first nine dates of Korn's "BI#%H! WE HAVE A PROBLEM" Tour with special guests Hellyeah, Five Finger Death Punch, and Droid have been announced. Tickets for these shows will go on sale this coming weekend. More tour dates to be announced soon. Sept. 22 Reno, NV - Lawlor Events Center Sept. 23 Bend, OR - Les Schwab Amphitheater Sept. 25 Vancouver, BC - Pacific Amphitheater Sept. 27 Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place Sept. 29 Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre Oct. 1 Milwaukee, WI - Eagles Ballroom Oct. 2 Merrillville, IN - Star Plaza Theater Oct. 3 Youngstown, OH - Cheverolet Center Oct. 5 Nashville, TN - Nashville Arena
(hadith) True Dreams
Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) said, "Nothing is left of the Prophetism except Al-Mubashshirat." They (Companions) asked, "What are Al-Mubashshirat?" He (blessings and peace be upon him) replied, "The true good dreams (that conveys glad tidings)." Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 9.119 Narrated by Abu Huraira
Car Accident Number 2
My daughter was in a car accident yesterday with my mom. That makes two in just four months!!! The first one was with me. This time she got hurt. :( Her back, neck, and leg are bothering her so I am taking her to the doctor here shortly. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers. Kaylee is her name. I will talk to you all later. Good luck!
Prayers Now : To Our Lord ..lord Im Asking In Thy Name Again And Let Thy Will Be Done >
OUr God ;comforts and heals and saves , and loves . He can do all if you look to Him in faith; And see TO look to HIM with a great vision and a great faith. God Almighty; You are ;You was; You will be everything For ever and always ;; Unto me and to those who seek to find you; and let you in their souls; and have a great faith and need to sing praise to You; and worship only you as their God. Your our one true only Lord and Jesus is our Saviour and King .. Allehaujea!! To Our Glourious King ; may He come rule and reign for ever soon. God Almighty ; Humanity need you now more than ever. cause the kinds of queations I seem to face are those in pain and hate and shame and lust and rage and misguided and lost by many in here.So many hurt and grieve and are ill . they seem to just think life be life what it is ;THEY THINK THERE ARE no answers ;But God if they,d ask it in Thy Name ;So much You could do if they WERE have a great faith to put this IN You; And ask in Thy name ;
Killer Animals...and Those That Should Be
Ever watch the show, "When Animals Attack"? Yeah, me too. I don't know why, I just can't tear my eyes away from an alligator attacking a person who happens to be throwing rocks at it. Sometimes I find myself shaking my pom poms for the animals. Yet, I can't help but notice these shows always show animals you'd expect to be attacking. Like the following- Killer Bees: You expect bees to attack someone who's poking around their hive. If someone is dumb enough to kick a hive they should be attacked. But you expect this. What do you think of when you hear the word bees? You think of honey and killer bees. Heck, it's in their name, KILLER bees. Lions: They are the king of the jungle. If people are going to build a village in a lion's front yard, you can't expect the lion to sit by and do nothing. Being as how a lion cannot utilize the court of law for an eviction, the lion does the only thing it knows how, it attacks and eats villagers. Again, we expect this. Bears: Another man..
I Can't Mumm
Tomorrow is my birthday and my freind (and singer in the band) calls to ask me out to lunch. We had a good time but really miss being together. I think she wants me to come back. I am not sure, but I do know now that I do want to go back. I really miss everyone. Here is the deal though. If I go back I have to give up a lot of things. I won't be able to play on this site, I won't be able to drinnk or smoke pot, I won't be able to have sex. Now for the Mumm. What should I do, play or not? Please comment
Dream Or Love ??
Is it love that i feel for you? Or is it another dream? Another dream that i'm gonna wake up crying because I know it aint true. A dream that is gonna come back to me every night so every day i can feel like shit feel like no one wants me around no body cares about me? Or is it rally love? Love that would help me throu the day to make me happy, to make me feel good that I'm here? I hope its love. I want it to be love i want to see you every day and know that i am loved my the one i love but i just dont know. I dont know how you feel about it I dont know if I can go throu a nother heart brake I dont even know if my heart can take it any more some times i think its just gonna quite on me. Thats why i need to now if its a Dream or Love.
Charlie Zaa: Flor Sin Retoño ( One More Time , Coz I Like It )
What Kind Of Starship Are You?
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Help Me
help me level shadys fubar hubby to abbe i love her so much@ fubar
Paul Wilbur - Shalom Jerusalem
So I've been not feeling all that well the last couple of days and I'm sitting here trying to do this and feel like I'm trying to break a fever or something......I'm sweating like crazy and getting hot and cold.......I'll be on as much as I can but I think I'm going to go lay down for a little while and see if it helps....I wish I could be doing as much as normal on here right now but I really feel like ass! Sorry guys! I'll be on as much as I can! Love you all! Mama
I'm so freakin bored! I need friends! LOL (wink)
Cheese Bruger Or Hambruger
cheese bruger or hambruger
Playboy Frenzy 2
Dear Readers: Well the frenzy don’t seem to stop and I have to stop feeding it but before doing so I have to make sure that you know ONLY a minority of “constipated” puritanical souls attempted to alter my famous friends and my public image. Even though everyone like gossiping (we are all humans) it’s still important to learn from a “Scorpionic” moon and its dramatic intonations and inflamed discussions. What amazes me most if the next two emails I received from those insecure readers. I am sure my answers will be perceived as a true statement by many of you that people should really stop assuming ----- Original Message ----- From: Bill Mr Turi, I've removed myself from your mailing list. You only care about fast cars and women, and this astro-psychology crap you've been pushing is just a means to that end, without having to work for it. Go drive your vette off a cliff. Bill Bye Bye! ----- Original Message ----- From: Dr. Turi Hello my friend:
Something To Think About
Yes, I know this isn't your typical Fubar blog, but I thought it was interesting & I believe it works. :) Many people who order their lives rightly in all other ways are kept in poverty by their lack of gratitude. Having received one gift from God, they cut the wires which connect them with Him by failing to make acknowledgment. It is easy to understand that the nearer we live to the source of wealth, the more wealth we shall receive; and it is easy also to understand that the soul that is always grateful lives in closer touch with God than the one which never looks to Him in thankful acknowledgment. The more gratefully we fix our minds on the Supreme when good things come to us, the more good things we will receive, and the more rapidly they will come; and the reason simply is that the mental attitude of gratitude draws the mind into closer touch with the source from which the blessings come. If it is a new thought to you that gratitude brings your whole mind into closer h
What Went Wrong
I'm here in my room alone Thinking of you and what went wrong. I have given everything you ever wanted, I've gave you the attentions you needed. What went wrong? When all I did was love you... What went wrong? When I followed the every word you have told. Did you come just to hurt me? From the beginning, I have felt how much you have loved me.. Then all of a sudden you've changed And told me to forget you then. What went wrong? When I keep on understanding your lies Just to make all things work But still not enough you complies. Many questions unanswered And many answers untold. I don't know what'ed I do, For you to tell me to forget you.
To My Friends
hello all i am not able at this time to keep my internet connection going but when i do get back on line i will be able to thanks you all for the love that you send my way. My teen son ran up my phone bill and i had to have the service shut down until he can pay me for it my friend tracy will be handle things her for me and i hope to get back on soon Love you all From C&T Stash Club--Seejaykaygee--
For All My Friends!
Hey guys, I'm out recruiting new bombers for our FU-Bomber family......If your interested in joining the baddest bomber family here on fubar please stop by and if your interested send a friends request! Heres the link! FU-Bombers@ fubar Muahz! Mama ~*FU-Bombers*~FU-Bombers Recruiter~Jugz's
Horrible Lunch
ok.... it was a BIG mistake going to the restaurant that is here in the bank food is cheaper but i swear you it was horrible food and i would eat anything else than this: i asked for lil fish burgers, and they tasted like paper, i wanted rice and they gave me a rice that wasn't cooked well, and with a weird flavour that isn't any herb spice or anything i could tell, just a taste like paint (and yes, it was yellow rice but no it wasn't curry or anything like that) and NO, the food here it's something i wont never miss *BARFS* i so wasted my money to pay this lunch ugh they even didn't bring me the soda i asked for! they brought me another one!!!!! (yes, you can call them and they will deliver your food to your office) and i said to beever i wasn't going to mention him in my blog McFuBeAveR©@ fubar and i'm not going of course... (i lied) wubs you
I Saw The Light. , Didn't Know He Sang This .......
Cornfest 2007
Hey people check out my hometown at and let me know what you think ok??
Free Beer! Read...
I'm LEAVING Fubar in a little over a week..if you want to keep in touch with me, and haven't sent me an email yet, please do so at Sept 1 I will delete this account and no longer be on fubar, so if you miss out, you miss out! To those of you who have already sent me an email, Thank you! Those of you who I already have their emails, we'll keep in touch! Hugs to all, nice "knowing" you all! Take care, Retro
What Is Your Favorite Food
what is your favorite food
Bored But Bubbly
Rainy day, gloomy is great but I hate not having someone to talk to during the day or the night for that matter. I gotta get back to writing like I used to. Later. Happy rain to ya.
God knows I love my yoguyrt. But the only thing that kills me about it is that it has chunks of the fruit in it. For example, right now I'm having Harvest Peach. It's great really, I just happen to be gagging my way through it because of the damn peach chunks. :p
August 21, 2007
Something big happens in your love life and you can hardly think about anything else. It could be someone new, or maybe a milestone of sorts with your current partner. Whatever it is, keep smiling!
Mystery Man Vh1 Tv Show
Mystery Man vh1 TV show This book is packed with information that none of the other books even touched on. I'll try to give you a few examples of what I mean. The book is over 260 pages and there are about 20 italicized pages that just cover university studies on dating. The book covers every aspect from how to approach a to how to look, act, and behave. There are super techniques in the book that will get you a date every single time you use them. I don't want to ruin it for the author but let me give you some idea of what's in the book. He interviewed two thousand women and in the book are a number of the actual interviews. One of the questions was "What is the best thing a man can say to you when he first approaches you that would make you feel good and want to respond to him?" He gives you the top answer from the two thousand women he interviewed. If you don't know what that answer is, you'd better buy the book. Here's another example; the book covers how to have a co
Mystery Man
Mystery Man These techniques can save a shy guide from many lonely and dull nights in a bar.Dutter's many anecdotes about the dating world were both helpful and motivational. Knowing that a fellow shy guide, armed with some proper strategies, could enter the dating world, certainly embolden me. My only suggestion is that, since the book was published before the Internet explosion, an updated version is needed with the author tackling such issues as email, instant messaging and social networking sites such as friendster,myspace and facebook.
Mystery Method - Pickup Artist
Mystery Method - Pickup Artist The authoritative guide that will take shy guys everywhere from the first date to home plate."Hey baby, what's your sign?" "Come here often?"These may work in the movies, but not in real life, and not the millions of guys too shy to risk their dignity on such flimsy . Barry Dutter knows, he used to be a shy guy himself, sitting at home night after night watching television because asking a woman a date was simply too scary.Not anymore. He's learned dozens of tricks to help shy guys ease into the swing of dating while avoiding humiliating rejections and romantic disasters. Keeping a shy guy's tender ego in mind, he tells guys where to meet , which ones to approach and which to avoid. Readers will learn what to do with them, and how to act from the first date through commitment time. Filled with hilarious lessons from the pop culture we grew up in, this witty, commonsense guide is a must everyone who's ever been afraid to try which means everyone.
Kinda Out Of It
I'm kinda out of it today and cant even seem to write anything. I want to post the wild dream I had last night but I can't stay focused. I think a combo of all the drinking ad stress have gotten to me. Soon I'm going to run away and reset myself. Maybe I'll come back knowing what I should be doing adn dealing with things better.
My Dream Lover
Before I go into "him" let me tell you a little about me. Growing up on a 100 acre ranch where I broke horses, dug irrigation, baled hay, stretched fence and chopped oak for the fire....I HAD to have brute strength. I played baseball (3rd base and catcher) from the time that I was 8 until I was a freshman in High School and they told me I could no longer play with the boys. They made me play softball instead. Boys looked at me with no intrigue, and quite honestly, my crush's had disappointed me soooo much by the time I was starting to come into my own, that I just gave up. These boys looked at me like an equal brother. They found no beauty in my smile and they knew that if needed, I would fight fiercely along side of them and the thought of protecting me never even crossed their minds. So here I am today and my dream lover is still elusive. My dream lover is a ghost that I chase. He is strong and romantic yet protective and dominant over my heart. When I close my eye
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Changing Status
***NOTE*** You have to be at least a level two fubar member to set your online status. 1. Go to “profile settings” 2. Change your homepage style to either “power” or “original”, the option is located at the left midway point of the setting options 3. Enter the bouncer ID check (case sensitive) and click submit. 4. Go to your homepage. 5. POWER - the option is to the right of your primary picture 6. ORIGINAL – the option is under your username 7. Either select a status from the dropdown menu or click customize if you want to type in your own status message
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Single Forever???
Not looking, but am looking. Looking for a sexy, kind man that rocks my socks off. Is this like winning the lottery? I think it's harder than winning the lottery...... So defeated...... for now....
Whispers After you fall asleep I enter our room I stand there and watch you sleep knowing that I am on your mind by the way you smile I pull back the covers and I see that you are hard waiting for me I softly lay down beside you I start giving you soft kisses every where but your special spot is calling me so I give in and take you in my mouth I hear you moan in your sleep I wonder how long you will stay asleep I kiss and lick your cock and balls I feel them building in my mouth To my surprise you grab me and roll me over You smack my ass alittle Then you tease my opening with your cock then you plunge into me I met you thrust for thrust I feel myself dripping down your balls I begin to cum and feel as if I would collapse You are holding me up as you continue to thrust into me Suddenly you let out a moan One final thrust I feel your cum shooting deep into me I start to move again Yes I greedy and want all your sweet milk You lean forwar
I Think....
This is the order in which I'll be seeing them this year. lol Gangsta Master Lil Bro GOD the Healer
Would You ?
Ok I want to know how many people are out there that would do this for me. SEND ME SOME SEXY SHIT BE DIFF. LOOKING TO SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE A PIC WITH A PAPER THAT SAYS TEXAS GODDESS AND SEND IT TO ME. 1. BE SEXY. 2. SOmething to write on....... 3. WRITE TEXAS GODDESS ON YOU OR SOME PAPER MAKE IT NICE BUT BE DIFF AND SEXY HOLDING THE PICTURE. 4. TAKE THE PIC AND SEND IT. 5. I will post in a picture slide. 6.THANK YOU>>>>>> THANK YOU
Truth About The Jokers Cards (icp Songs, Unmasked)
Carnival of Carnage Inside cover Extra special thanks: The almighty creator for giving us the gift to entertain. The Ringmaster Thanks mostly goes to The God above!!! #1 Wax Museum This song basically says to take responsiblity for your actions. #2 Murder Go Round What goes around comes around. #3 Chicken Huntin' Don't hate people because they are different. #4 Mr Johnson's Head Again this gives the idea that racism only leads to death. #5 Southwest Song You don't have to be perfect "Good people sometimes do bad things" Don't be prideful. #8 The Dead One Life goes on...about 1:55 sec for some behind for some it says "Christ help you" This song is about being sprirtually dead about 3:01 it says "Have some faith" #9 My Funhouse We think this speaks of Punishment for one's evil deeds. #10 For The Maggots Be real, be yourself. being fake, gets you into bad situations. #11 Wagon Wagon Everybody is going to die "Are you down with the Clown?" Are you spri
How To Change Your Online Status
***NOTE*** You have to be at least a level two fubar member to set your online status. 1. Go to “profile settings” 2. Change your homepage style to either “power” or “original”, the option is located at the right midway point of the setting options 3. Enter the bouncer ID check (case sensitive) and click submit. 4. Go to your homepage. 5. POWER - the option is to the right of your primary picture 6. ORIGINAL – the option is under your username 7. Either select a status from the dropdown menu or click customize if you want to type in your own status message
The Celing
Laying in bed staring at the celing...thinking of you... what you smell like, your laugh, your smile...your touch... I stare at the celing and i hope pray and wish that you will be mine and i will be yours... then i realize that the reality of that may never come true... Then i start to wonder what is real and what is just an illusion.... The love i want to feel, the way i want to be held, may never come true....I may never find you, i may never get to look in to those eyes and see true love.... True love does exist...i think i have seen it...but have i felt it? As i lay in bed at night i create a place of only love...only committment, only truth. Does this place exist? this I do not know..i cannot fully understand why love avoids me, why you avoid me and why life is the way it is. I never trully loved him...i see that now....i never really expierenced love before...but i know what love is... Its the way you look at me when i walk through your door Its the way you blush when i
Fubar Toolbar, Explained.
fubar toolbar, explained: HOME: Directs you to your home page. MY SECTION: The "My" section includes your Photos, Profile, Stash, MUMMs, Blogs, Contacts, Blasts, Lounges, fuBank Account and Mail! Photos: Directs you to your photo albums/storage, you can also tag your salute by going to this link. [Will explain how to mark a salute in a later blog] Profile: Directs you to your personal profile settings, you can change may personal settings by clicking "My - Profile" [I will explain more about your profile settings in a later blog] Stash: Directs you to your personal stash. You can add your favorite Videos, Pics, Trackz, News, Jokes, Surveys, Shows, or if you Dunno what you're adding.. add it to "Dunno" [Will explain how to add a stash in a future blog] MUMMs: Directs you to your MUMM section. MUMM stands for Make up my mind! for example, should I drink coke or pepsi? [I will explain on how to make a MUMM in a future blog] Blogs: Directs you to your Blog area, wher
"weird Al" Yankovic - Bob Dylan
Is everyone doing? I'm bored out of my mind at work. :)
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Online Status
To all my friends, I won't be online for a few days due to my work schedule. So I'm wishing eveyone have a wonderful week.
Dont Buy Pepsi.......for Sure...
DON'T BUY PEPSI! Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either! So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE!???
what are some good songs to DL..Im tryin to make a CD for my Gf and I dont really listen to it so I need some help. thanks
Bob Dylan - Hava Negilah - Chabad 1989
Just An Update..........
Well I just got back from the hospital once again. Apparently the pain pills that they gave me on Thursday have managed to do nothing but make everything worse. So the more it hurt, and the more I took, gee, the worse it got!!! Good thing I broke down and went in again. Sometimes it just pisses me off that the doctor's want to treat the symptoms instead of fixing the damn problem. I have now missed 4 days of work because of this, and had they just done something the first time, maybe it would have been better by now. Don't know if I will have a job when I get back, and don't know if my check will be enough to cover the rent, so ya a little anxious about shit right now, which gee guess what, the doctor says absolutely will not help anything if I am stressed and anxious!!!!! Going to go to bed now, and try to just be oblivious for a little while. Thanks to everyone who has been worrying and had me in their thoughts. Love ya.
I Need Advice
I talked to someone close to me today and she told me u need to have a talk with ur dad..i just cant seem to do it.. i cant have that talk with him yet..i just feel so weak and scared i guess im not sure..i guess im in denial i dont know what it is maybe if i dont talk to him he will be ok if anyone can help me for once in my life i dont have any answers i am not that brave bold person i just dont want him to know im scared for him and i guess im being selfish scared for myself and how will i help my mom through all this..someone said live for today u dont have to think of the future right now just concentrate on the day and being with him..i guess this blog is asking for any advice anyone has for me..i know everyone dies just didnt think would be this hard to know he must be suffering its hard to cope with u see he is the bold and strong one i mean the man once went a year with a broken wrist and still did all his stuff he does without telling no one he is just a real tough man, maybe
Tuesday 8/21/07
I'm so far behind on blog entries that I've just about given up on trying to catch up with them lol. I haven't done much lately, other than go out with a friend yesterday and make the occasional trip to Lexington whenever my brother has a dr. appointment. He's doing so much better now, he has therapy 3 days a week and has graduated from a walker to cruches and can now put 50 lbs of pressure on his injured foot. I'm in the process of trying to decide whether or not I want to go back to school or find a job volunteering somewhere, even though it's hard to find a good job here. If I go back to school I need to decide what I want to change my major to because Psych was just too difficult for me to get through because of the Math requirements. Anyway, I'm gonna end this here and go do some more mumms or something. Have a good day all.
yeah -life- what's it to ya? I dunno anymore... I'm in that point in my life its like WTF??? I'm out of school. Only been working for bout a year. (and point this out- @ a gas station)... and I have no idea where my life is going or what i'm going to do. I had wanted to go to college... but I can't see myself actually in college.... I hated PLAIN old school how would I make it thru the courses that college offers? i'm not your A- average student I'm the one that tries hard enough just to get a passing grade... and go on with my life. Also I'm getting irratated with my family soo much I just can't stand being around them. I know its horrible to say. but my parents still treat me like I'm their little baby. Let me LIVE a little!!! I am my own person now. I'm just tired of living a sheltered life. I want to go out and meet new ppl ... and HEY i love to travel. but I won't be able to do that. So once I do get my license I'm never gonna be home... I swear I'm just gonna be home long enough
Successful Shuttle Landing Today
Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. ~ Josh Billings SAFE LANDING TODAY!!! Wishing you a successful day!
I Found My Shop!
I've been looking for a local auto shop to help me rebuild my car. I've got a long list of things I want to do to her. When I'm done I'm going to have the ultimate daily driver! For all those who love the environment - I'm convince nothing is better for it than buying used and doing some slight mods/rebuilds on it. The amount of energy saved to mine and produced the metals needed, the oil saved so that new seat fabrics, tires, wire coatings etc is tramendous. Also with the after market shops and parts out there, you can also increase engine life, power and most importantly mileage!!! Yes it is possible to do all three at once. I'm excited. I'll let you know how it goes when I get it on.
13 Weeks Today
Well, I had an appt. this morning. I am measuring a little further along that I did last time. They now put my due date at 2/26/08. My daughter was born on 2/25/03 so i will definitely have some close birthdays! Your belly may soon be big enough to announce to the world that you're expecting, but your baby is still tiny. In fact, he's only about 3 inches long crown to rump — roughly the size of a jumbo shrimp — and weighs just about an ounce. Despite the small proportions, there's a fully formed baby inside your womb now. Much more proportional than it was a few weeks ago, his head is now only about a third the size of his body. His tiny, unique fingerprints are already in place. His kidneys and urinary tract are functional, and he's starting to urinate out the amniotic fluid he's been swallowing. As you start your second trimester, most of your baby's critical development will be completed, and your odds of miscarriage will drop considerably.
Pfffff A Living Legend !!!! 8-p
Hahha Who Am I??
One Monday morning the mailman is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The
Bob Dylan - Just Like A Woman ( And He Needs Singinglessons ????? Grrr )
Hahahhahahahha Who Am I? ( This Is The Last One For The Day, Enjoy My Friends,)
One Monday morning the mailman is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow. Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?" The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The
Lately And Soon To Come
I am sorry I havent been around lately and I am sorry to say that it will continue. I may be moving out very soon and I just started a job. where i am moving too I am not sure if i will have a phone line or internet access.
Leveled Up Today
Thanks to everybody who helped me level up. Very appreciated! MUAH!!
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. If Tomorrow Starts Without Me If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love.
How To Ask For A Raise!!funny
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your $ $incerely, $teven The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if South Africa may go into aNOther recession. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager NOrman
Ram Jam - Black Betty
Deep Water
Can I Get Some Help
it really looks like i no friends welling to help me out anymore .. ive i alot to go to next level my bombers family has helped.. but as far as club far and naughty or nice crew they have not much of help .. so as my today im letting club far and naughty or nice crew im done im sick of it.. anyways .. ben really thinking about deleting my account again ...i do what i can to help others on here but it always seems like i dont get the help back..ive bbombed my giveaway 4 days with no help at all i know . my bombers family is going to start helping tommorow using dial up so it takes longer to rate stuff...i got cfnef of my stash items deleted yestherday and was told if it happens again they will delete my account..ok im done bit_ching
Story Time Rated "r"
She stands softly on the bare stone floor, silks caressing her skin from shoulders to just below her buttocks. A cool breeze moves through the room but that is not what causes her to shiver slightly. She scans the room slowly, raising her head. She sees the tools of her Masters' trade lying about, the whip, the crop, soft ropes and leather. The harsh looking wooden walls and the various restraints thereon catching her eyes and holding them for a second. Though the room is cool, she feels warmth run through her body, and comfort in all that she sees. An entrance is made in the room through a door behind her. A slight shudder runs over her though she tries to remain calm. The flush forming slowly over her exposed cleavage betraying her feelings. Heavy boot steps behind her sound throughout the room, her breathing picks up feeling His presence near her. Her eyes down cast before Him, she hears Him come before her, standi ng not an arm length away. In her lowered gaze she catches the
Maebeuelah Took My Money!
Wow. Can you believe that I've become the object of identity theft? The mind boggles. Who in their right mind would want to assume my identity? Financially, I can understand, as they seem to enjoy spending my money moreso than their own. Anyway, I'm not in the mood to be sociable at this moment. I will blog at a later date.
Feeling Old Yet?
>1967 vs 2007 >This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to >relate to it... > >1967: Long hair >2007: Longing for hair > >1967: KEG >2007: EKG > >1967: Acid rock >2007: Acid reflux > >1967: Moving to California because it's cool >2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm > >1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor > >1967: Seeds and stems >2007: Roughage > >1967: Hoping for a BMW >2007: Hoping for a BM > >1967: Going to a new, hip joint >2007: Receiving a new hip joint > >1967: Rolling Stones >2007: Kidney Stones > >1967: Being called into the principal's office >2007: Calling the principal's office >1967: Disco >2007: Costco >1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut >2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved >1967: Passing the drivers' test >2007: Passing the vision test >1967: Whatever >2007: Depends >
R.i.p Little One, I Have Blogged This Before, But Gonna Again So To Those Who Missed It Can See It, This Broke My Heart, Made Me Cry, Very Sad.
A Poem
Forgive Me You changed your mind you say You don’t really love me it seems I hear the words come out of your mouth But the look in your eyes tells me your lying I don’t know if you are scared Or Just not ready But I’ll let you go Forgive me if I don’t cry this time And I let you walk right of t his life of mine It doesn’t change the way I feel But my heart can’t take this any more There is a time when my love for you Pales next to who I need to be We have been done this road before You’ve made cry and feel dying You promised never again But yet now here we are once more You want me to hate you but I can’t I want to scream but I won’t I’ll let you walk right out the door Forgive me if I don’t cry this time And I let you walk right of this life of mine It doesn’t change the way I feel But my heart can’t take this any more There is a time when my love for you Pales next to who I need to be So my tears they won’t fall. I’ll swea
I Knew I Love Again
I had once a lover and fall in love I had given him all that I have Never been ready that -he could be-and could be not Kept his memory tied it in my heart. I shed a tear from no one's shoulder Sleepless nights, your voice I hear Your caress I remember, so loving and tender, But you are gone how could I stop my tear. I've wasted many times ignoring you so Believing your love is fake and untrue I'm living my life through pain and sorrow And never realize there's someone like you. I never thought that I could open my heart again I didn't expect that I'd love again after the pain I never imagine that I will welcome you in You that I treated as an ordinary friend. Now I am here walking with you hand in hand Bare footed wandered above the sand Enjoying the feeling under the warmth of the sun I am not dreaming, I knew I've loved again...
Bayou Chicken Pasta
This is a tasty main dish served in the bayou country of South Louisiana. Add a tossed salad and French bread, and you have a hearty meal. INGREDIENTS * 1 cup chopped onion * 1 cup chopped celery * 1/2 cup each chopped green and yellow pepper * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 1 pound boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed * 2 teaspoons garlic powder * 1 jar (16 ounces) salsa * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 tablespoon water * 1 tablespoon dried parsley flakes * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * Hot cooked pasta SERVINGS 4 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Other stovetop PREP 20 min. TOTAL 20 min. DIRECTIONS In a large saucepan over medium-high heat, saute onion, celery and pepper in oil for 3-4 minutes or until crisp-tender. Add chicken and garlic powder; cook for 4-5 minutes or until chicken juices run clear. Stir in salsa. Combine cornstarch and water; stir into the chicken mixture. Bring
Who Will Save Your Soul
This Is Hell Copyright 1994
This is hell copyright 1994 all rights reserved Call the soldiers in To the graveyard within And behind these wire gates Lays a million men's fates To live is to die In this land of the lie Stolen in the night Was all that is right Pains of a child Born to be wild Mentally drifting From a chance of uplifting Military Artilary Put in a child's hands To wipe out lands No salvation For a lost generation Patience has been driven For the devil has risen Total intoxication Via satan's medication This is hell
Just A Test
Going Offline
For anyone interested. I will be offline for most of the day. Hopefully the install will go smoothly and I'll be back online tonight. Hope you all have a Fantastic Day! Sir Dave
2nd Day
Well as many of you know I have started a new job this week. For the next two months I will basically be 'in school'. That is going to require a lot of time and effort to do the things necessary to pass the exams. My time on here is going to be very sporadic which is hard for me because I have met some great people on here and am continuing to do so all the time. As soon as I get a rhythm of the studying and such I'll be on here more so in person and not just being logged in during the day. If you haven't heard from me in a while or I haven't gotten back to your email or IM I will as time allows. Thank you all for your support and understanding. And as an addition....all the alcohol (virtual or other wise) is greatly appreciated!!! LOL
Artichoke Shrimp Linguine
With its hint of garlic and a delicate wine sauce, this seafood sensation will have artichoke lovers asking for seconds. "Toss in some sliced olives," suggests Daniel Spengler of Seattle, Washington. "We round out the menu with rolls and key lime pie." INGREDIENTS * 4 ounces uncooked linguine * 1/2 cup chopped sweet red pepper * 1-1/2 teaspoons minced garlic * 1 green onion, chopped * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 4-1/2 teaspoons butter * 12 ounces uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1 can (14 ounces) water-packed artichoke hearts, rinsed, drained and chopped * 1/4 cup white wine or chicken broth * 1 tablespoon lemon juice * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon Creole seasoning SERVINGS 2 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Stovetop - One-Dish PREP 5 min. COOK 15 min. TOTAL 20 min. DIRECTIONS Cook the linguine according to package directions. Meanwhile, in a large saucepan, saute the red pepper, garlic and o
Royal Wedding Night, Hahahha This One Is Just Wrong
Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter around her feet as the night went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, my darling! But it's just so blooming tight!" "Come on, my prince! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when the shoe released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, "Aaahh! Oh, God, that feels sooo good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one's even tighter!" To which Prince Phi
I Am Ranked # 23
Fbi Job Opening Hahahhaha
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . .. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quite for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shot
From The Bulletin Board From *rockrules2001*** I Agree With It, Why I Am Blogging It
OK I HAVE BEEN SITTING BACK AND WATCHING FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS. First let me say, points on here do not mean crap to me at all if that was the case I would be putting bulletins out like alot of people saying help me level up but I do not do that :) Here is what I have observed. The is not directed towards anyone, so do not take it personally. If it applies to you then so be it. I see people putting out bulletins, blogs, status messages, etc about help me level up or rate my pictures or help me in this contest and then getting mad at someone on your friends list for not helping them. Here is an idea. If you want someone to help you, try taking a few minutes of your time to go rate their pictures, stash and/or blogs and then maybe they will help you when you need it. Speaking from experience, the last few days I have posted pictures, stash and blogs and very few people have taken the time to come check them out. And those that did come check them
was rescheduled today cause my blood pressure was too high...i will try again on Thursday!! thanks 4 everyones thought and prayers... much luv......katie
What Star Trek Character Am I
Your results:You are Geordi LaForge Geordi LaForge 70% Deanna Troi 70% James T. Kirk (Captain) 65% Uhura 60% Beverly Crusher 60% Spock 57% Chekov 50% Will Riker 50% Mr. Scott 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% Data 39% Worf 35% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 20% Mr. Sulu 20% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 5% You work well with others and often fix problems quickly. Your romantic relationships are often bungled. Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz
Chow Time
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!"
Guy Rules.........
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.
Damn Haters Lol Got Problems.
What Sports Car Am I
I'm a Porsche 911! You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Ok I Finally Added New Pics
ok ppl ya it took me awhile but i finally added new pics to my page i was wondering when i was going to get to it but i finally did anyway hope you like i also have more to come (NSFW) im hoping you'll like them thx and stay perving. WINK WINK
No Easy Road
The Cowboy Boots
There's an elderly couple named Margaret and Burt. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope," she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat
I have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters! "I'm Just a Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you
Where Were You Tomorrow????
Update Before A Break...
I know…I don’t log on here near as much as I used to. There are a dozen reasons for that, the top two being work and now school. In my goal to get my CJ degree I’ve managed to nab a 4.0 GPA for the first session. My next one starts tomorrow. Wish me luck! It’s gonna be hectic. On top of all that….my birthday is Saturday. Weird, neh? There are some events that I’m going to attend because I swear they were thinking of me when they planned them (who else in Nashville wants a Masquerade Ball more than me?). But all in all this should be a good birthday. I hope. High school reunion is next month. I’m still undecided about it. I’ll probably get the ticket and go anyway but still…’ll probably be filled with people I didn’t like then and won’t like now. Not to mention I swear that nearly everyone I knew then is now married with kids. I mean, great for them but I’m afraid I’ll feel out of place. I don’t even know if people will recognize me. I’ve gotten a tad bit taller, I don’t
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the n
Show Him Love
show my guy some love wreckless@ fubar
Foolish Games
Monique Dupree Interview
Tough Getting Old
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits do
Truly Madly Deeply..........savage Garden
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.. I will be strong I will be faithful 'cos I'm counting on A new beginning. A reason for living. A deeper meaning. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me... And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish send it to heaven then make you want to cry.. The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty. That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of.. The highest power. In lonely hours. The tears devour you.. I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, Until the sky falls down on me... Oh can't you see it baby? You don't have to close your eyes 'cos it's standing right before
Flooding In Northcentral Ohio
To be honest, I knew we had gotten dumped with aot of rain in the past 48 hours but I never suspected it would cause the problems that it did. I got off work this morning (august 21, 2007) at 7 a.m.. Everything seemed to be the normal cloudy skies like it was going to rain at any second. Headed down the main fourlane road that runs in front of where i work to go to the gas station further in town, needless to say what I ran into was mild as to what was to come on my adventure of trying to drive what is normally a half hour to get home or 22 miles. The fouralne was under about a foot of water for about a half mile, I know they warn you not to drive through flooded streets, but in this case there was nowhere to turn around, most of the suv's and 4wd pickups which are alot larger and have higher ground clearance than my Colorado came to an acrupt stop, now my figuring is if i can see the centerline on the road then there is a good chance I cna make it through the water, not much different
Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa
Blowin' Freeeeee
Hearts Wanting Blue
Have you ever been blue? Afraid to see what's right in front of you? Well, you know it seems to be easier To give it all up and out It seems my dreams need means that I am without My Botticelli ballerina Which do you prefer? The violet or the rose And if I had the fruits of a laboring pirate's dream Which would you rather? Silver or gold When hearts collide like fireflies lost in a shooting star shower I will chase the sunset west to keep the day alive one more hour But I'm eaten alive by the butterflies And the petals of daisies as I Pace beneath the hair hanging from Rapunzel's tower From her tower From...oh, oh Forgive me if I'm blue But love does funny things to a man sometimes We work off of one heart instead of two Packing the other away for a rainy day In case love stops feeling brand new My Botticelli ballerina Dancing in the dark How do you move the way you do? What a beautiful curse and wicked bliss To be confined to one heart in a world where
Some Fun
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little
A Dream I Had.
I woke this afternoon and realized that my life will never change and im never going to have a friend that i can relate to like i can with my brother simba, my bro, and best friend in the world. Who i can be myself with and enjoy the best things in life that i can with him, i've met ppl on here and in life in general but no one can replace him in anyway possible, i've been trying to have someone to take his place since he moved away from me but can't find anyone that comes close to my bro, im lost without him around and now my dream is at its end, im alone in this world unless im with him, just talking about simple things like comics and wrestling, and even movies or nothing at all so im done with trying to find ppl on here to hang out with cause i never find any anyways, so im just here to talk to ppl and if we ever meet, we meet, if not its kool cause i now know that i will have anyone to kick it with and so here is my final blog entry on here. Oh Luv u bro always.
Sing It Girls!
>SING IT GIRLS!!! > At first I was afraid, I was petrified. >When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! >But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that >I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... >But there you are, another lie, >I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! >I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream >Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those >Jeans! >Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, >Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! >Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? >Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! > > > >[Chorus] > >I will survive! I will survive! >Cuz as long as I have batteries, >My sex life's gonna thrive! >I will always have good sex, >With a handful of latex! >I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > >It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, >When I saw your l
Holy Prosttution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small signnext to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very wel
Don't Let Me Get Too Far Behind.
Damnit Guys!
Alright, this is getting out of control here. I'm ready to delet my profile because of men acting like jerks, perverts and putting things on my profile that is just not acceptible!!!!! For the record, I"M GETTING MARRIED IN A LITTLE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS. No, I'm not willing to change my mind to try something new before I say I do. I'm very fucking happy so butt outtttttttttt! Stop sending me dirty pictures, asking to see dirty pictures or asking if I wanna see your dick. No, no and no!!!!!!! I'm gonna start flaming every moron who sends me messages. If you wanna argue, lets. I like to make you out to be a idiot, it's fun for me! First flamer : ->mikko: No, learn some respect for women. mikko: i wanna see your tits GROW UP!
Short And Funny
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE! My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month
A Firm Foundation
"These things I command you, that ye love one another." (John 15:17) In Luke 6:47-48, Jesus said: "Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: He is like a man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for it was founded upon a rock." That's probably a familiar scripture to you. But today I want you to do something new with it. I want you to put it together with what Jesus said in John 15:17: These things I command you, that ye love one another. Love. That one word sums up all Jesus said for us to do. If you'll build your life on it, even the most violent storms of this world will be unable to shake you. It will make you solid in every area of your life. If you'll build your family on love, you can win back those the devil has stolen from you. You can win them to Jesus with the love o
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I am a nesting blanket thief. Even in the heat of summer I cocoon so just my nose sticks out of said nestings, and my boo winds up bare going "Hey! Hey- at least leave me a sheet" 2. I derive great pleasure from puns, riddles, and corny knock-knock jokes 3. I love bad dance music (some would say just bad music period), and refuse to allow my clumsiness to interfere with my dancing badly, at any time or in any place :P 4. I have a weird thing about books- I like the good 1's hard cover, and hate getting back lent books with turned pages, food splots, or visabley broken spines :( 5. I love patterns- plaid, cherries, spirals, etc... I don't own a plai
My Fubar Friends
Although you are a friend of mine And shout box chats we exchange I would not know you on the street And doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life we are fubar friends Unusual and unique We share ideals and special dreams And still we do not speak I picture what I think you are and all you mean to me do you do the same Perhaps you picture me? An intriguing game for both of us For someone we cannot see. So for this friendship we possess We owe this fubar server a debt Perhaps the charm lies in the fact That we have never met. Please do not judge me, and I will promise to do the same and forever in my eyes you'll always be a friend. We have to be Weary of our "online friends"; The reason for this comes from deep down within. Throughout our lives, from birth to the grave, Our impressions of others come from how they behave. We can touch them, feel them, see them, and hear, the truth of their words through a multi-sensed ear.
Does This Happen To You Also?
Between the bouncer checks and the screen freezing up with Active X mis- configurations or whatever. it’s a royal pain to even try to log on. I bet twice a day I get a Bouncer check and for about every 6 logins I get booted 5 times do to freeze ups and illegal operations. I do not think there is this much security in the Federal Building…
Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Strong is good, weak is bad. Be it false, be it true. Your mind makes the choice, And enforces it too. Cell walls built by society, With rules to adhere. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. Leaving naught but a shell, Base functionality too. But killing all else, That was uniquely you. So how do you grow,
Sex Tips For Seniors
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (Notice: I sent it in large type so you could read it.)
Give God A Way In
"And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the Lord of hosts. And all nations shall call you blessed: for ye shall be a delightsome land." (Malachi 3:11-12) God is vitally interested in your finances. He wants to multiply and protect them. But He won't be able to--unless you open the door for Him to do it. How? Through tithing. When you tithe, you give God the legal right to intervene in your financial affairs, to bless you richly, and to defend you against the destruction the devil brings. When you tithe, you lay a foundation for success and abundance. You establish deposits with God you can draw on when you need them. But don't wait until your back is against the wall to start. Begin now. Start developing your faith when things are going well by meditating on the blessing God's Word promises you as a tither. Learn to act on that Word now
Hahha Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." [] "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if
Vixen Is Back And In A Contest Go Help Her Out
My Fubar Pervies
i just wanted to thank you ALL for the support yall give me!! i know im not around here as often as i would like to be, i actually forget About this sometimes i need to be kicked LOL but really, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! Muah* Aries
I'm Having Surgery In 10 Days!!!
just wanted to let all of my friends know that I will be gone for awhile because I am having Gastric Bypass Surgery in 10 days!! I will miss you all take care!! love, Angel Baby BBW
I Have To Apologize
i was just informed that sharing a pic is more or less spamming to everyone and I apologize for that...didn't want to make anyone, so forgive me?...I hope so...:)
Get Out From Under
"Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world." (1 John 4:4) Under the circumstances... Have you ever caught yourself using that phrase? "I suppose I'm doing pretty well under the circumstances." If you've ever said something like that, I want you to kick those words out of your vocabulary right now. Because you, as a victorious child of God, don't have any business living your life "under" your circumstances. You don't have any business letting problems and situations rule over you. Two thousand years ago, Jesus--the One Who is in you--ransacked Satan's kingdom. Through His death at Calvary, He legally entered the regions of the damned and stripped Satan of everything. He took away all his armor. He took the keys to death and hell. He bound that strong man, looted his kingdom, and Colossians says He spoiled principalities and powers and made a show of them openly, triumphing over them. Th
Please Help My Friend Win The Best Dimples Contest
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In Remembrance Of 9-11
data=""> Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soon
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9/11 (from The Bulletin Board)
Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on september
I'm bored, in fact, I think I've passed up bored, so as so many others I know do, I figured I'd blog about it. That's right folks this is a blog about absolutely NOTHING! It's wet and dreary outside, I'm tired and would love to crawl back into bed but instead I'm stuck at the worlds most boring job thinking about my nice warm blanket at home. Ah well though, it's a paycheck and affords me to have a bit of fun, and pays the bills. Anyway, hope everyone is having a good day!
" The Thought For The Day "
Life's Tugs Of War
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind... Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see ... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care ... Life clearly does offer its ups and its downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... SO... Take the life that you have and give it your best... Think positive be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you
Chocolate-bottom Mini-cupcakes
These freeze very well. I like to keep a batch on hand for drop-in guests or when I'm too busy to bake. —Bertille Cooper, St. Inigoes, Maryland INGREDIENTS: FILLING: 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened 1 egg 1/3 cup sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt 1 cup (6 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips BATTER: 1 cup water 1/3 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon vinegar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup sugar 1/4 cup baking cocoa 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt DIRECTIONS: In a mixing bowl, beat cream cheese, egg, sugar and salt until smooth. Stir in chocolate chips; set aside. For batter, combine water, oil, vinegar and vanilla in another mixing bowl. Combine remaining ingredients; add to the liquid mixture and beat well (batter will be thin). Spoon about 2 teaspoons of batter into greased or paper-lined miniature muffin cups. Top with about 1 teaspoon of filling. Bake at 350° for 18-23 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in chocolat
The Dark Side
The Dark Side Have you ever gone outside at night and looked closely at the new moon? Or looked through a telescope at the moon when it was crescent shaped? Although what we see is a bright slice, we know there's more. Even when the moon is full and lights the night sky, there's a dark side to the moon. There's a dark side to us too. We all experience jealousy, envy, bitterness, resentment. How about neediness? Ugh. Who wants to shine a light on that? What about all those fears? Fear of failure, fear of success, fear of intimacy, fear of going broke, fear of the unknown, fear of growing old, fear of being alone, fear of being with someone, fear of losing control. Then there are other parts of us that we would prefer to keep darkened and out of sight, parts such as greed, dishonesty, intolerance, disgust, hatred. Although some people have no problem showing anger, others of us prefer to keep that out of sight too. And what about our manipulative part? Who wants anyone to se
Sick & Twisted Bastard!!
Valer!e¢¾Date: Aug 19, 2007 7:24 PMTake a minute and read this..please.. do it for maximusOn July 12, 2007 a pitbull names maximus was found. He was tied to a tree and badly burnt over 60 percent of his body. Someone had poured gasoline all over him, set him on fire and then walked away while he was still burning Shortly after being found, undergoing multiple surgerys and recieving veterinary care Maximus' short life (he was only 2 years old) ended. One of the vetrinarians who tried to save Maximus described him as " ...a good dog up until the very end ... giving licks and kisses." Maximus didn't deserve to dieHe had done nothing wrong Derick Phanord was arrested and charged with aggravated animal cruelty.
Getting Ready For The Sept Show For You Folks
Hey there gang, We're getting things lined up for the 1st MARS show in almost two months. Mike's back from having the baby. So he's geared up and ready to go. We will be having a few shocking surprises for everyone to enjoy. If you have a topic, Audio, story, Or video you think we would want to use on the show let us hear from you. Also if your a band or know of a band who would like a song played. Send us a MP 3 and we'll give it a listen. You can send stuff to us at The Miss Mars Contest On Fubar is in full swing. Come by and see the two girls who are after Mike's Money and the 30 day blast. If you have a Fubar account and want to join the contest, send in those pictures. Ok That's it. For now anyway. Until show time. Take it easy. Mike and Roy
Thunder Is Good, Thunder Is Impressive; But It Is The Lightning That Does The Work.
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work. --Mark Twain Thunder demands our attention. From the ear-splitting boom overhead to the faint rumble in the distance, it is an impressive part of nature. Yet, it is the lightning that discharges electricity from one cloud to another, or to the earth. We are sometimes like thunder. We may shout our intentions to family members, or quietly tell our dreams to friends. No matter how we say it, it is the ability to follow through that is most important. When we've completed what we've set out to do, we will feel a sense of satisfaction and energy. With this energy, and the knowledge we can finish what we set out to do, we will make our dreams come true. What is left incomplete that I can finish today?
30 Questions
1. Who ended your last relationship? I did. 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? This morning. 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Letting the dogs out. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Paperwork. 5. Are you any good at math? Yes, very. 6. What were you doing last night? Talking to Kev and Katie. 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Actually, yes. Johnny Appleseed. 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? Yeah, I have no preference at who gets the pleasure. Heh. 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page? Yes. 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? One, coffee. 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? More in shape & more energy lately. 13. What do you wish for? Happiness and I have just being with Kev. 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No. I write cuss words. 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what is the matter with you ?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
Daily Interests
What do I do every day? Online games: Backgammon, chess, dice games, checkers, Meet new people online: It interesting to know that there are people that are in the same situation you are in. Chat: I enjoy small chit chat. Birds: I have cocktiels and I enjoy taking care of them.
The Worth Of A Woman :)
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN… Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, wal
Gecko, The Escape Artist!
Oh my! My son went to Hawaii for 10 days and brought back a gecko lizard with him. It hitched a ride in his Ukulele. It was about a half an inch long. Tiny! Yes, I know this is illegal! I was not exactly thrilled with the thought of having a lizard in my house but what harm can a tiny lizard do? His grandmother bought him a thing to keep it in and sent it home with him. It was okay for a couple of days and then one day I was walking passed the cage and something caught my eye. The little gecko was out! And...he had grown twice the size (still small). He got out 5 times that day and the 5th time, we couldn't find him! So days had passed. I had not seen it any where. I figured it was dead. A little tiny skeleton must be some where. How long could it survive on it's own without water? Well....last night, I was in the kitchen cleaning. I picked up a dish towel and all of the sudden, a little green thing came scurrying out! I screamed! It was funny. I was not pr
Canada Pension
Having reached the age of 62, I went to apply for Canada Pension last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter. The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said. At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and with that she promptly processed my application. When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the Canada Pension Office. She listened to the whole story and then said,"You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability, too."
2007 Black Rock City Address
Only a couple days left, hope you guys are ready!!! This year I'll be camping with "MICROTRIBE" at 330 and Habitat or Intertidal. Here are the street names for this year FYI Esplanade Arctic Boreal Coral Reef Desert Estuary Fresh Water Grassland Habitat Intertidal Jungle Kelp Forest Landfill
Do You Have What It Takes?
2 Ol Ladies Haha
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were nearly one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and Take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well... Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The nearly- deaf sister said to her twin,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other. "Now get a little closer together,"said the cameraman. Again,"WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin, the nearly-deaf twin shouted out, "OH, GOOD HEAVENS - BOTH OF US?"
Friendship Or Fuckship
Who Am I?
Just in case anybody does actually read this stuff. I'm a middle aged middle child so run for your life. I have spent most of my adult life in one totally screwed up relationship after another. I have the incredible ability to somehow always find and fall for women who say all the right things and show all the right signs at first and then when they have my heart in their hands squeeze the life out of it and toss it away. I know true love is real, I’ve seen other people with it. I’ve heard them talk about it, seen the glow around them when they are with that one true love that some how they were lucky enough to find. I’m not really sure it does exist for everyone though; I think maybe some of us are destined to live a life of just sharing a piece of ourselves with everyone we meet and never really having the true peace and comfort of that one true soul mate. Doesn’t mean I will ever quit looking for her just means I have quit expecting to find her. If she does come one day GREA
yepyep i am i hope i will be able tleep then
Morning Sex
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
For A Really Good Friend Of Mine.
Warning: this is not the ideas and feelings of fubar. this is the feelings of an! this blog has been edited due to immature people. if you cant handle the truth then please go elsewhere. Ok I wanted to clear some air here. I know one of my good friends has gotten a bad rap, and I just can’t understand it for the life of me. this person does so much for fubar. Not only does he stand up for the girls who get random people being crude to them, but he’s such a great listener. He was the first one there for me after my father passed, and I was one of the first there for him after one of his closest friends/brother passed (at least I think I was lol). There have been so many ridiculous rumors and lies spread about him. I can’t stand to see one of my close friends hurt like that. And it does hurt him. More than you guys all know. He has been the first in line to defend people and he gets the shit end of the stick. I know there are a few users on my friends list
My Friend Rocks
~*~Seduction~*~@ fubar this is my friend shes new to the area and would love for you to stop by and show her some love... help her level thanks andrea
Nfl Preseason 2007
Okay last time I checked NFL players make millions of dollars, even rookies make a couple hundred thousand in signing bonuses, so why are they all getting hurt. Time to reassess the situation, if I'm a team owner, as callus as it may seem, I own you. No different than the US Government in regards to Air Force pilots or Marine specialists. This is why they put "dangerous hobby" clauses in contracts. Any player's off season conditioning program needs to be monitored by the team for progress or lack there of. I think it's about time that these players realize it's time to step it up. I don't have a gym membership anymore, but yet I still maintain my body. Weight training, cardio and flexibility/stretching, it isn't that hard. Strained achilles tendons, strained ligaments, and groin pulls aren't from playing a rough contact sport, it comes from poor preparation, conditioning and maintaining one's body. I can buy a sprained knee for a running back or a deep shoulder bruise for
Help Me Win A Contest
Alright, I did it. I entered one of those photo comment contests. Everyone help me out, please. I only need like 20,000 comments. just follow the link, and leave some love on my photo, and if you want, you can share soem with the others. I did.
The Harassment Doesnt End
after posting a mumm last night, some fucking dickhead took the issue to my shout box and said some pretty stupid shit so i blocked him, then his whore decided to go to my profile and i knew she was up to no good so i blocked her too my end result was i had to make all of my pictures private cause of their berating comments so should any of you ever want to see my pics again just ask me to add you to my family
When The Deal Goes Down
The Harassment Doesnt End
after posting a mumm last night, some fucking dickhead took the issue to my shout box and said some pretty stupid shit so i blocked him, then his whore decided to go to my profile and i knew she was up to no good so i blocked her too my end result was i had to make all of my pictures private cause of their berating comments so should any of you ever want to see my pics again just ask me to add you to my family
Add Me Fan Me Rate Me
why do all these people want so bad for others to fan them etc? i only want people to fan me and add me if you are going to keep in touch with me!! BUT RATE MY PIC ALL YOU WANT!!!! rating is fine, but if you want to add me please stay in contact. i'm not here to be in a contest with everyone to see how many people i have in my friends or to see how many people are my fans..... i'm here for a good time and tio meet people!! so hit me up whoever would like to talk to me!!
When The Deal Goes Down
When The Deal Goes Down
Totally Fed Up.. Men!
Ok, so I never talk about my personal life on here.. at least not relationship wise. My baby's father and I have been seeing each other off and on for a little over 5yrs. I met him through his mother because she and I are friends and he was originally from CT, I met him when he came to visit her on one of his trips. I'm almost 32 and he's 26.. we met right before he turned 21. Anyway, the pregnancy wasn't planned but when I told him about it, he was excited.. he's like "you better eat right, don't do this, don't do that" and saying he wanted to be at all of the appts and u/s, etc.. We've never lived together but this summer, he moved 2 streets over from me. Over the last couple of months he's been a real jerk.. only time he even hugged me was when I told him my mother died in July. He's been very distant and we almost act like strangers. At one point he got very mad at me when I brought up the ultrasound and told me he didn't want anything to do with the baby now or later and that he d
Big Blonde And Beautiful
Big, blonde and beautiful! That says it all about this BBW. The knockout of my dreams Lori was and still is. She dazzled me when we first met at the train station. She was hot with her hair all neatly tucked into her style. She didn't wear too much make-up, which was a plus. I'm not a fan of a caked-on face. It gets in the way of the kissing and licking and such. She had a little eye shadow on and some rouge by her cheeks, lipstick and that was about it. I figure that it's a shame that so many women hide their natural beauty with make-up. This one had much beauty in her carriage and appearance. I knew that wouldn't last for long this day. I had plans. We had talked online and by phone for quite a while. Our talking had us primed and ready for the action soon to begin. Women under the right circumstances, can be as vulgar as sailors, saying what would normally never ever come out of their mouth, and wallow in the mud like pigs when elevated to an orgasmic state of bliss. Passion
I Am So Sorry
I dropped off the face of the earth for a little while without really saying good bye to all my friends. I had finally hit a true melting point in my life and needed to get A LOT OF SHIT settled and finally finished in my own heart and mind before I could go on. I have a lot of good friends and I didn’t want to hurt any of you by taking out my frustrations on any of you just because you care and would be concerned enough to want to help. Okay there I said it; On the very rare occasions that I do get really stressed out I turn into a first class ASSHOLE. But at least I know this about me and usually do what I have to in order to shield my friends from me. One friend did get snapped at and treated like shit and I owe her an apology. I am so sorry for that night on the phone Cammy, you didn’t deserve that and I will make it up to you I promise. As for the rest of you, I am sorry for just running off and hiding without any explanation and I’m not really ready to be as back
Psalms 23 ; Are Great Words Indeed>.of Comort And Trust In Thy Lord
But for me they are so hard to say or type or .. Well its just that this is so final : These words are so final.they bring Tears to my eyes. And when someone dies they usually request theses words .So I relate them to Death but also I relate them to comfort as one is dying .. and I trust in These words cause if you say them your faith is in tack and you,ve accepted to go thru death thru to transition to a eternal life, paid for You by Jesus christ; Oh Lord they bring joy and comfort too.And they also say to me your here and you fill me with thy love and Ill want for not , Just to have a great faith in you is enough . Oh my Lord God .......DO come quickly .. Amen........
Grilled Lamb Chops With Apple-mint Glaze
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the apple-mint glaze: 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar 2 tablespoons sugar 1/2 cup apple preserves or jam 2 tablespoons freshly chopped mint salt to taste white pepper to taste For the lamb chops: 8 loin lamb chops 1 tablespoon olive oil salt and pepper Cooking Instructions For the apple-mint glaze: 1. In a small saucepan, heat the cider vinegar and sugar over medium heat until the mixture boils and the sugar dissolves. Add the apple preserves or jam and bring it to a boil. Remove from heat and gently stir in the fresh mint. 2. Season with salt and pepper to taste. For the lamb chops: 3. Preheat the grill to medium-high. 4. Sprinkle the lamb chops with salt and pepper and drizzle with olive oil. 5. Place the lamb on the grill and cook until the juices run clear, 6 to 8 minutes per side. 6. Place the lamb chops on a serving platter and brush them with the apple-mint glaze. Serving Size: 2 loin la
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House'', for instance, is feminine: ''la casa''. ''Pencil'', however, is masculine: "el lapiz''. A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (“la computadora”) because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
So She Dances
Spicy Sirloin Steaks With Fresh Corn Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the salsa: 2 cups fresh corn kernels, cut from the cob (about 2 ears) 1/2 cup diced red bell pepper 1/4 cup diced scallions 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano or cilantro leaves 1/4 cup fresh lime juice pinch sugar to taste salt to taste freshly ground black pepper For the steaks: 4 top sirloin steaks, about 4 to 6 ounces each 1 teaspoon coarse salt 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon chili powder or to taste Cooking Instructions For the corn salsa: 1. Cut the corn from the cob and place in a small pot of boiling water. Cook the corn until it is just tender. (Very fresh corn will cook in about 1 minute, while older corn will take a few more minutes.) Drain and place the corn in a mixing bowl. 2. Add the red pepper, scallions, oregano, lime juice and sugar. Season to taste with salt and pepper.(This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 2 days. The salsa should be serv
Strange Things Happening.....
The same three DUDES, check out my profile everyday! What is going on??????
Grilled Shrimp With White Bean Salad
This recipe serves: 6 Ingredients For the white bean salad: 1 cup dried cannellini beans 3 cups low-sodium chicken broth 1 1/2 carrots, cut into 1" pieces 1 1/2 stalks celery, cut into 1" pieces 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 tablespoons chopped pancetta, optional 3 cloves garlic, chopped salt to taste freshly ground black pepper 3 cups washed and stemmed arugula For the shrimp: 1 pound medium-sized shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 tablespoon olive oil Cooking Instructions 1. Soak the cannellini beans in water overnight in the refrigerator. 2. Drain the beans, put them in a pot and add the chicken stock, carrots, celery and enough water to cover the beans by an inch or so. 3. Bring to a simmer, uncovered over medium-high heat. Do not boil. Skim the foam that comes to the surface. (Do not add salt because it will prevent the beans from becoming tender.) 4. Cook until the beans are tender (about 1 hour) and remove from heat. Drain and discard the carro
A Day In Dj Porkchop's Shoes..thx Carrie
AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the s
Oh I Love It!
I just called a customer a little while ago to let them know it's time to pay one of their effin bills already and they hung up on me. Like that was going to make me forget they owed us money. I called them right back and MADE them give me a check number. Bastards. :D
Q & A
Q- What does a redneck chick do after sucking a cock? A- Spits out the feathers.
Grilled Portobello Mushroom Wraps
This recipe serves:4 Ingredients For the grilled portobellos: 1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil 1 1/2 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1 1/2 teaspoons freshly chopped basil salt to taste freshly ground black pepper 2 portobello mushrooms For the wraps: 1/2 cup cream cheese, low-fat whipped, or goat cheese 4 large flour tortillas 4 slices roasted red bell pepper, from a jar Cooking Instructions For the grilled portobellos: 1. Preheat the grill. 2. Mix the olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper and 1/2 teaspoon of the basil together. Remove the stems from the mushrooms and brush both sides of the caps with the olive oil mixture. Set aside. 3. Grill the mushrooms until they are soft in the center, about 3 to 4 minutes on each side. Slice each cap on the diagonal into 1" strips, and let cool. For the wraps: 4. Mix the cheese, the remaining 1/2 teaspoon of basil, salt and pepper together. Set aside. 5. Lay the tortillas out and spread 2 tablespoons of the cre
For My Detractors
I wish my nickname was anything but: "i'llcallyou,don'tcallme" Does your pillow move during the night... Mine does.. it is constantly tormenting me,,, once I even woke up and thought it was trying to suffocate me... turns out it was just an ex-girlfriend.. boy, was I relieved... telling me I'm ugly isn't exactly news to me... telling me I'm handsome is proof of substance abuse... telling me I'm alright... that's all I ask... no need to push the boundaries... If you think I should change my ways look at how you spend your days look at what you consider your life it's not like I'm asking you to be my wife... If you want me to be sorry for who I am look in the mirror, snap the picture in the cam don't blame me for being happy the way I IS this is my world, you're even lucky I let you VIZ If you think I should cut my hair and shave what difference will it make in the grave I shouldn't have to care what you think it's not my fault all your hair has fallen
Things That Happen At Work
A couple of questions. 1. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? 2. Have you ever had sex at work? 3. Have you ever had an affair with a co-worker?
If Some 1 Hurts U
If some 1 hurts U then Dont mind it Since,its the law of nature that: The tree that bears D sweetest fruits, gets the maximum number of stones
Asian Grilled Pork Tenderloins With Pineapple Chutney
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the pork: 2 pork tenderloins, about 12 ounces each 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup red wine vinegar 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon five-spice powder 2 tablespoons sesame oil 1/4 cup peanut oil salt freshly ground black pepper For the chutney: 1 cup chopped, fresh pineapple 1 tablespoon minced jalapeño chili pepper, or to taste 1/4 cup diced red pepper 1 tablespoon minced shallot 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon chopped parsley 1 teaspoon chopped cilantro cilantro sprigs, for garnish Cooking Instructions 1. Using a sharp knife, remove and discard any whitish silver skin and visible fat from the tenderloins. Place the pork in a plastic bag or shallow bowl. 2. To make the marinade, whisk the brown sugar and vinegar together in a small bowl. Whisk in the ginger root, five-spice powder, sesame and peanut oils, salt and pepper. (This can be
Would U Marry A Porn Star?
A question for both the girls and guys... would you marry a porn star?? If you were dating the person, and she or he confessed to either being in porn videos or magazines..what would you do? would you dump the person? Would it make a difference if the person quit the industry or not??
Grilled Chicken With Maple-pecan Glaze
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the maple glaze: 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar 2 tablespoons sugar 1/4 cup maple syrup 2 tablespoons diced pecans, toasted salt to taste white pepper to taste For the grilled chicken: 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts, 3 to 4 oz. each 1 tablespoon olive oil salt and pepper Cooking Instructions For the maple glaze: 1. In a small saucepan, heat the cider vinegar and sugar over medium heat until the mixture boils and the sugar dissolves. Add the maple syrup and bring it to a boil. Lower the heat and simmer for 1 to 2 minutes to thicken. Remove from heat and stir in the toasted pecans. 2. Season with salt and pepper to taste. For the grilled chicken: 3. Preheat the grill to medium-high. 4. Sprinkle the chicken breasts with salt and pepper and drizzle with olive oil. 5. Place the chicken on the grill and cook for about 5 to 6 minutes per side, until the juices run clear. 6. Place the chicken on a
Grilled Coconut Shrimp With Pineapple Salsa
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the pineapple salsa: 1 1/2 cup canned or fresh crushed pineapple, drained 1 jalapeño chili pepper, seeded and finely chopped 1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice salt to taste For the grilled shrimp: 1/2 cup lite coconut milk 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1 tablespoon low-sodium soy sauce 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger root 1 tablespoon brown sugar 20 large shrimp, peeled and deveined freshly ground black pepper 3 cups cooked rice 1/2 cup cilantro sprigs 4 metal or bamboo (soaked in water) skewers Cooking Instructions For the pineapple salsa: 1. Place the pineapple, jalapeño pepper and red pepper in a bowl and toss to combine. Season to taste with lime juice and salt. Refrigerate until ready to serve. (This can be made in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. For the grilled shrimp: 2. Combine the coconut milk, lime juice, soy sauce, ginger and brown
This Is A Poem I Write To My Brother And Sister-in-law That Was Decicated To My Nephew ~ Whom Was Born This Morning:)
So your baby is here! What joy and what pleasure! Now your life is expanding, To make room for this treasure. A darling newcomer To have and to hold-- His smiles are more precious Than silver or gold. He'll demolish your schedule Though he's helpless and small; he'll make his needs known, And he'll rule over all. See, a new parent's work Is just never quite done, But you'll never mind, 'Cause it's all so much fun. When you hear her cute giggle You'll start "aahing" and "oohing," And he'll soon reply back By "ga ga" and "goo gooing." Those big innocent eyes See a world strange and new; To make sense of it all he'll look only to you. So cherish this time Of miraculous things-- The excitement and wonder That a new baby brings
What is truth? Clearly it is different things to different people. You would think that truth would be a pretty universal concept, but I have found that, that is not the case. Some people have the uncanny ability to talk themselves into a lie becoming a truth. Hypothetically situation: You are chatting with a friend, you haven't known this friend for very long, but you feel things are progressing and you feel there is a possibility of things going in a positive, new direction. (Now here is where, one might be talking yourself into a truth, that is a lie). In the midst of the conversation, you say something like "God oranges are the best fruit." Well your friend disagrees emphatically, they like apples better. You say "okay, that is your opinion, I respect that." A day goes by, and the friend that you had been talking to regularly, suddenly has more important things going on, and suddenly doesn't have the time to even drop you a "hi" anymore. You start to wonder, what the hell is going
Grilled Tandoori Chicken
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients 16 bamboo skewers For the tandoori marinade: 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon turmeric 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 1/2 cup non-fat, plain yogurt 2 large cloves garlic 1 tablespoon grated, fresh ginger root 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander seeds 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts For the yogurt sauce: 1/2 cup non-fat, plain yogurt 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro leaves Cooking Instructions 1. Soak the skewers in water for at least 30 minutes or overnight. 2. Mix all of the ingredients for the marinade together and set aside. 3. Cut the chicken into 16 1-inch strips. Add the chicken to the marinade and coat it well. Cover and refrigerate for 20 minutes. 4. Meanwhile, preheat the grill and make the sauce. Combine all of the ingredients for the yogurt sauce, spoon it into a serving bowl and let s
So I Got My Feelings Hurt.
I'm sure that sounds wimpy and even Winnie, but people seem to forget that men have feelings too. rated a person today and in my shout box I got a message DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T RATE ME AGAIN...I thought at first that I might have offended this person but he was on my friends list so I didn't think that I was that out of line by giving him an 11 but I guess that ticking people off goes with being a bouncer,that for some reason I am suppose to be a power driven jerk with little or no respect for others and that some how now I am the enemy now cause I have a different color name, its a shame cause I have respect for this person not that it will change, I just feel a little hurt that because the color or my name has changed I am no longer welcomed to rate a picture or a profile without thinking someone might be upset I am tough skinned , but I am not made of Iron, when I was younger my Father use to tell me that men don't cry, and that men are to act different but he lied to me, men do c
Old-fashioned Potato Salad
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients 1 pound small red Bliss potatoes 2 tablespoons grainy mustard 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 2 tablespoons olive oil salt to taste freshly ground black pepper 1/2 cup finely diced celery 1/4 cup finely diced red onion 2 tablespoons finely chopped pickles, dill or sweet 1/2 cup non-fat sour cream Cooking Instructions 1. Place the potatoes in a medium saucepan and cover with cold water. Bring the water to a boil and cook until the potatoes are just tender. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, in a medium bowl, combine the mustard and vinegar along with a pinch of salt and pepper. Whisk in the olive oil. 3. As soon as the potatoes are cool enough to handle, cut them in half and toss them with the mustard mixture. Refrigerate. (This can be done in advance and stored in the refrigerator for up to 3 days.) 4. When ready to serve, stir the celery, red onion, pickles and sour cream into the potato mixture. Adjust the salt and pepper to su
Barbecued Pork Chops
This recipe serves: 6 Ingredients 6 center-cut pork loin chops, cut 1/2" thick (about 4 ounces each) 1/2 teaspoon Cajun seasoning about 1/2 cup barbecue sauce Cooking Instructions 1. Preheat the grill or broiler. 2. Rub the pork chops with Cajun seasoning and brush with barbecue sauce. 3. Grill or broil for 5 to 8 minutes on each side, depending on thickness. Baste with extra barbecue sauce as needed. Serving Size: 1 pork chop Nutritional Information Number of Servings: 6 Per Serving Calories 193 Carbohydrate 8 g Fat 5 g Fiber 1 g Protein 25 g Saturated Fat 2 g Sodium 380 mg
Sign Me Please
hey everyone i keep seeing all these guestbooks up so i got one so come on over and sign this thing luv you all Colleen
The Lord Is My Shepard I Shall Not Want>
Psalms ;23 The Lord is my Shepard I shal not want, 2; He makes me to lies down in green pastures He leads me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; 3;He leads me in paths of righteousness for His Name sake. 4 ;Yea; though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, For you are with me ; Your rod and your staff they comfort me. 5 ;You prepare a table before me in the presence my eneies ; You anont my head with oil My cup runs over. Surely goodness and mercy 6; All the days of my life ; And I will dwell in the house of the Lord. Forever Amen!!! Yes I understand and Thy will be Done. Oh my God .. I love Thee Lord with all My heart and soul; But It doesnt make it easier ; But Ill abide in and do as Our Lord wills, So for me to do. I will gain strenght and comfort and hold fast to my faith also. Ill say prayers and Thy Lord knows best now....
Grilled Salmon Salsa Wraps
This recipe serves: 8 Ingredients For the limed sour cream: 1/2 cup low-fat sour cream juice of 1 lime (2 tablespoons) 1/2 teaspoon cumin seeds, toasted and ground 1 dried chipotle pepper, rehydrated and minced (or squeezed of extra liquid if canned) salt and pepper to taste For the salmon wraps: 1 large ripe tomato, cored and diced (about 1 cup) 1/2 red onion, peeled and diced (1 cup) 1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and diced (about 3/4 cup) 1/2 green bell pepper, seeded and diced (about 3/4 cup) 2 tablespoons cilantro, chopped juice of 1 lime (2 tablespoons) 1/2 pound boneless salmon fillet 1 tablespoon canola oil salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste 4 6-inch flour tortillas Cooking Instructions For the limed sour cream: 1. Combine all ingredients in a small mixing bowl and stir thoroughly. (The limed sour cream will keep in the refrigerator for about a week in an airtight container.) For the salmon wraps: 1. Combine tomato,
I Swear, It Wasn't My Fault
click, the reciever slams down slam, the car and my girl have gone to town bang, I knew she had too much to drink knock, knock, that is the police, I think can we ask you some questions? they say the sun turns a purple tint of bluish grey I was just on the phone with her, I swear I do not know what made her drink so much beer It might have been the comment on her cheating I caught her in the restaurant, umm, she wasn't just eating I accused her of being a drunken whore That's when the telephone hit the floor I swear, if I could do it all again I'd take her to the strip club on fifth and ten she'd not have gone out for revenge sex, you see and she'd be in my arms, in her panties strung in a G I'll forward the message to her family now that she wasn't a drunken slut, or a sex hungry cow what's that, you'll take care of it? ok, I agree but can I have the contents of the glovebox, it's where the condoms are hidden, and now I am free
Calling All My Friendz And All The Bomberz Plz Read It Is Really Important
Sabby and Linda and I (Alisha) r in sexygirlblondes contest and it starts to night i think 7pm my time so plz go to rate her,fan her & add her before u comment bomb tonight her profile iz.. her contest folder iz private until tonight so when it startz go to her pix and go to the HH CONTEST and look for our pix and start comment boming lmao..we need your help so help us out thi iz lasting for 10 dayz... so u cna take a nreak on our other contestz to comment bomb thiz one of ourz hehe newayz remember it startz 7pm tonight my time(5 pm pacific time) PS: ANY BOMBING SQUAD WILLING TO HELP SABBY AND LINDA AND I (ALISHA) WILL HELP OUT TOO SO PLZ HEHE IF U END UP BOMBING ALL 3 OF OUR PIX MESSAGE US LETTING US KNOW AND WE WILL RATE,FAN AND ADD U AND RATE UR PIX AZ WELL!
My Birthday
Well...this morning I woke up to a song of Happy Birthday from my husband and son with a large bouquet of flowers and mylar balloons given to me. They said that the day will be filled with small surprises for my birthday all day long. The finale will be a LARGE gift that my husband will be giving to me tonight at bedtime tonight he said. I wonder what that could be?
Best Comeback Ever
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teac
Happy Tuesday Fu's
I'm really sorry that i didn't get in yesterday to say HI to everyone. I was suppose to have worked yesterday, but woke up not feeling well at all...spending all morning running back and forth between the little girls room...and anything more than that would be TMI!!!! LOL So, I called in work to let them know I wasn't gonna be in. I felt pretty lousey most of the day, till later in the afternoon. Thank goodness I'm feeling better today than I was yesterday! is back to work today in a little over an hour. I didn't do much yesterday, that couldn't be done sittin', so I was able to get somemore things added to my stash....In the words of Steve Harvey...I went back to the "old school" back to the days when music spoke about luuuuuuuuuv! So...if you're in the mood for some good old romantic music...drop in and check out my newest additions. I did get out yesterday afternoon for awhile...not that
Ok Now Here Are The Two Targets For Today.
these contest started the 15th and will end the 25th.
Well I got a phone call from the dr and........................ I won't find out my results til THURSDAY!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I hate this bull shiznat. And for those of you that are wondering why I have been entirely too busy lately, its b/c my boss gave me the job of making lesson plans and writing worksheet and making tests for our new book that is coming out in sept. I have ALOT of crap to do with it. and it sucks. I just wanted to say it sucks, sucks big fat donkey d*ck cuz there is 26 chapters! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I Would Mumm This
but I'd rather blog it. So the anti-war/pro-war rages on heavily to this day. It's in the debates for the nomination elections. It's even on Fubar, and other website communities. Yet most of the people throwing up pictures claiming one side or the other then using that information the picture tells us, is using a "spineless" form of information. That's right, the tried and true tactic of propaganda. Yet, most people don't see it as propaganda but yet fact. It's because propaganda when used properly will make people see it as fact. This was proven in a case where people will believe what they read. Candid Camera proved this in a skit where they put up a sign that said "[this state] Closed," the majority of people stopped and turned around or complained about it. The road was open but yet they stopped because the sign said it was closed. That shows that the best propaganda is written. Now the pictures they use to instill emotion into a certain way. Look at the pictures. The coffin
Hey all, We need as much help as we can get here.
I set most of my pics to friends only after my bagged pic being reported NSFW one too many times, now I have a friend who doesn't have the balls to say to me "that pic needs marking as NSFW" I'd of done it without a second thought and thanked them for not flagging it but now I don't know who to trust on my friends list and that sucks :( I think I know who it is lets see if they have the balls to admit it.
It's A Rilly Big
Don't Fake The Funk! Speak What You Know!!
I am again convinced that some people have more nerve than sense. You may have to excuse my rant and when I'm finished with this blog...I'm finished with the situation.... NE Wayze...I'm sleepin last night right? *Zzzz* wake up this morning and I find out that supposedly I've been creating fake accounts to rate myself up...(a real insult to those of you who have dropped in and rated my profile, I'm sorry about that) AND I have multiple people logging into my account. Let me begin by saying this.....I wish I had the time it takes to sit home all fuckin day, create and account, rate myself and delete it, hell that sounds like shampoo directions: Create, Rate, Repeat, Delete and Repeat if necessary....LOL. that rumor..Pfffffft!!! Next...I do not have tons of people to log into my account, IF the person who opened HIS pie hole and said that really knew me or had asked anyone who really knows me....he'd have known better but apparently it's much more fun a
Cakes Recipe
Good Comes To Those Who Wait!
> Neiman-marcus Cookies Recipe
> NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES RECIPE > > A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very > expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. > > Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY! > > My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in > Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such > cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." > > It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the > waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." > Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty-it's a great deal!" I > agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab. > > Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus > charge was $285. 00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent > > $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a sc
Life Sometimes Sucks
a little more than a week ago , i broke my hand while working at my part time job. while they have been great in taking care of my needs, my full time job has not. the worste part is, i work for my uncle at my full time job. although he has done quite a bit to help me out over the past 10 years, he treats me very poorly at work. after being injured at my part time job, i was informed by my aunt that they had contacted their attorney, who advised them not to allow me to return to work until i am released by workers comp, and not to pay me any sick time for any time that i had missed last week. although i can understand their possition from a business stand point, it still left me broke, not having recieved a paycheck at all last week. the worste part of all of this is it has place an unneccesary burden on rose, the love of my life.a burden that she doesn't have to accept, but has. she has been great with all of this, but it still bothers me. i guess you could say it's a guy thing, n
For Those Of You Who Know I Am Going To Be A Grandma
I just found out that my first Grandchild is going to be a BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Iam So Happy
my life is geting better everyday. the man edge asked me to marry him and i said yes... while be geting married in next mouth.. i just wanted to share my good news with all my fubar friends and family. love you all smooches.. ill still come on fubar off and on and talk with all of you.
7 Days :(
we are going on a 7 day mission comming real soon, gonna miss talking to everyone...leave some messages talk to yall when we get back
Some point whore came to my page yesterday day and did the typical "I rated and fanned you, now please do the same!" Well I didn't. So she took the time and effort to come back to my page and give me a 1. Talk about pathetic!
Mr Smith @ Arundel Castle with Level 42 this Sunday! Yes thats right, Mr Smith will be supporting the world famous pop/funk band 'Level 42' at Arundel Castle this Sunday 26th August. Gates open at 5.30pm. Concert starts at 7.30pm. Tickets are available on Ticketmaster. More information can be found at or
What Is With The Survey?
Sure, we're supposed to be able to fill them out for free points, but what's the point of telling us we qualify for them when we either don't make enough money, don't own the right kind of car, or don't buy the right crap? Come on, I thought it was a survey, not a reward for being a "good little consumer"! I'm not going to go out and buy three freaking tons of Donald Duck OJ just so I can qualify for one stupid online survey!
Military Service
It's freedom you fight for, For freedom you stand, As we bow our heads, And kneel down to say a prayer, For every troop that is under fire. And all those still here in the states, Who really don't know of their fates. They could be here today and gone tomorrow. The one's living on time that is borrowed. Relentless war and terrorist acts, We don't like them, but those are the facts, This is a tribute to those we have lost, For they have paid the ultimate cost. For the land that they so love and protect, For all armed forces, I have the utmost respect. You lay down your lives for us each and everyday, But, Thank You for all that you do, There would be no America if it weren't for all of you! HOO RAH SEMPER FIDELIS SEMPER PARATUS INTEGRITY FIRST SERVICE BEFORE SELF EXCELLENCE IN ALL THAT WE DO
Interesting Facts
Have you ever noticed that with life..there are all sorts of interesting things that happen to us? From just the simplest of things to the most outrageous events. But all in all it is life. We live it...unless of course you are those that choose to sit on the sidelines and watch as moments and opportunities pass you by. Me....I would rather live life through all the hardships out there than just sit by and say..I should or I wish I had of....So live life...look at it like it is one big adventure...some good and some bad...but still an adventure worth being in.
Heres A Mumm For Ya
does your old man or old lady know you look like a slut on line too get points
Hey Blazing Bombers Plz Read
me and mom and alisha r in sexygirlblondes contest and it starts to night i think 7pm my time so plz go to rate her,fan her & add her before u comment bomb tonight her profile iz.. her contest folder iz private until tonight so when it startz go to her pix and go to the HH CONTEST and look for our pix and start comment boming lmao..we need your help so help us out thi iz lasting for 10 dayz... so u cna take a nreak on our other contestz to comment bomb thiz one of ourz hehe newayz remember it startz 7pm tonight my time(5 pm pacific time) PS: ANY BOMBING SQUAD WILLING TO HELP ME AND MOM AND ALISHA WILL HELP OUT TOO SO PLZ HEHE IF U END UP BOMBING ALL 3 OF OUR PIX MESSAGE US LETTING US KNOW AND WE WILL RATE,FAN AND ADD U AND RATE UR PIX AZ WELL! Laterz, Sabbycat
Bob Dylan And Johnny Cash .. A Bit Blurry, But.....
Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, August 21: The most important lesson life offers is self-acceptance. That means seeing positive attributes along with other sides. Miraculously, your relationship with your sweetie improves as your relationship with yourself does. Holy cow does this hold true??
Grrrrr Power Outages!!!!
just letting everyone know that if you happen to be chatting with me at all tonight & for some unknown reason i suddenly stop answering you it's cause we've been having power outages all night long. so damn frustrating GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
For You Are The One.
I would climb the highest mountain, And walk the hottest desert sand, For it is you that I seek. I would cross the widest river, And swim the deepest ocean blue, For it is you I want by my side. You are the one, Who makes me whole, You've captured my heart, And touched my soul. You are the one, Who step in my life, Who gave me power, To do what's right. For you alone, Are my reason to live, For the compassion you show, And the care that you give. You came into my life, And made me complete, For each time I see you, My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty, In both body and mind, Your soft, gentle lips, When they collide with mine. For you are the one, God sent from above, The angel I needed, And whom I do love.
So Happy.
I just looked up some information and realized that i'll get to see little bro two days in a row. :D
Thought For The Day - 21 August 2007
Ever since I saw the commercial where the Pillsbury Doughboy invited his "friends" (some M&Ms) over to "make cookies," I knew he was insane. You see, he baked the M&Ms INTO the cookies.They never saw it coming...
Asian Chicken Wrapped In Lettuce Leaves
Asian Chicken Wrapped in Lettuce Leaves Here, a fresh, veggie-packed chicken stir-fry is wrapped in a crisp lettuce leaf for a quick summer dinner that's fun to eat. Kids who are old enough just love to make their own wraps. Credit: Kathy Gunst with the editors of Parenting magazine Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into 2-inch strips * 3 teaspoons light soy sauce * 3 teaspoons dry sherry * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 large carrot, cut into 2-inch strips * 2 small zucchini, cut into 2-inch strips * 1 green bell pepper, cut into 2-inch strips * 1/2 cup mushrooms, thinly sliced * 1/2 cup fresh water chestnuts, thinly sliced * 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh mint * 1 head iceberg lettuce, separated into leaves * Chopped walnuts or cashews, finely chopped scallions, hoisin sauce and/or finely chopped fresh mint, optional, for garnish Directions: Place the chicken
Going To Fl Tonight
August 18th, 2007 to everyone i am close to i just found out my grandmother in FL passed away lastnight and i want to be with my parents down there so im trying to find a flight (i have never been on a plan) so if i do go... pray pls thanks xoxox August 21st, 7007 well im leaving to go to FL tonight at 8:25pm u all know that my grandmother passed away and my parents are down there get thing all set for the wake and everything and i want to be with them. im going to be scared as hell caues im going to be in Philadelphia over night and in Charlotte for a couple of hours then be in Pensacola, FL by 10:50am so PLS wish me luck.. thanks
Twenty Questions
Ok..lets see if this helps me...Lets play twenty the contest...anything the pic and ask me a question on the comments...any am soo desperate..giggling Ready?...:P
Friends Love Loyalty
A very good friend no a great friend said this to me today and I believe so much that it is true I want all of my friends in the U.K to see it. Here it is. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. And we love them both.Petal.x
dunno what to call this one, only just wrote it now. sums up how I feel though.. You don’t care, the man don’t care The fucking birds don’t care! You all shit on me; The toilet of society. No wonder I got this Fucking anxiety! Father was smart, Said I was a mistake, This kid hurts my head I want a fucking refund! What a dad, my hero Fuck you too! Used to be someone, Had all these damn plans, The home, career maybe even the ring But little baby lost her way. Abused sitting here feeling used, The gutter my home, So cold and all alone Fucking failure, Got nothing to show And nowhere to go!
Upset And Pissed
y is it that some ppl think they have to have a ton of friends and then never talk to those the are to care about... i guess i just cant understand...
Sum 41 - 88
thanks pete :D
one of those blah fucking blah days when you know as soon as you wake up you should just go your ass back to bed!!! ..... ohhhh well maybe its not to late to go back now or drown in the tub might be an option....blah blah blah
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her," and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news. She calls her father and yells, "You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a single thing, do you hear me?" The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife and says, "It worked! The kids are coming for a visit and they're paying their own way!"
people act like such badasses on here i wonder if they act this way in real life
I will be leaving tomorrow 8/22 and will be back on 8/26. Any love would be appreciated and I will return all love when I get back. Everyone have a great rest of the week and weekend. Hugs, Christine
Hey everyone.. please help me out! hugs and luv to everyone!!!! Starting: August 20th@ 8:00PM EST Ending: August 27th@8:00PM EST Dimples Contest This is a bombing contest.It will run for 7 days.All entrys are allowed to self bomb as well as their friends. No DRAMA will be tolerated.The prize will be a 7 day blast or 1 month V.I.P. Citratwista
Dumn Asses
This is my second account and now I know why I got rid of the first. People on here tend to be pathetic. Just today I looked at someones profile and they got all pissy about it why you looking at me type of attitude. If you don't want people looking at your profile and pics you shouldn't be here. I am here to make friends etc. Life is to short to have a bad attitude. This is a fun place all and all ,I have run into old friends and have made new ones . Can't we all just get along.
Come Listen To Me Play Some Great Music
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This Guy Is A Big Joke
you know I took a break for a couple of months to clear my head and think about a few things I have going on in my life. I come back cause I missed talking to my friends that I have made on here. So, while talking to a couple of my friends in Shout this morning I get this that comes across my Bar Tab..... SexyBeyotch....rated your photo a 1, it was my default photo which happens to symbolize my daughter. By no means do I let anything like that get to me cause I am better than that. Then the idiot has nerve to send me a stick of deodorant for a gift. What kind of idiot comes up with a gift like that to begin with. That makes them just as immature as the people who send it out. If you want to visit his page so you have a chance to block it before he hits your page, go to the bulletin I posted this morning right after he rated mine..... Tell him your the welcome wagon and that I sent you, lol.
So True Aug 21
Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 21,2007 You know just what to say and when to say it, even in the most delicate or uncomfortable situations. Don't be shy -- make sure you express yourself when you feel the time is right to do so.
Whatever Effort Necessary
When you're willing to make an initial effort, you'll succeed sometimes. Take the next step, make a second effort, and you'll succeed more often. If you're prepared to make a third, fourth, or fifth effort, you'll reach a much higher success rate. And when you commit to putting forth whatever effort is necessary, you will achieve whatever you choose. Real and lasting success usually requires more than one attempt. If you make just a single attempt and then give up, you haven't given yourself much of an opportunity to achieve. There is no reason to become discouraged if you fail to reach your goal on the first attempt, or even the second or third. For each effort, though it may not get you there, gets you closer. Even an unsuccessful attempt gives you valuable knowledge and experience, and vastly increases the likelihood of success on the next attempt. When you continue getting closer each time, you surely and eventually will get where you intend to go. The roads leadi
Blonde Cookbook
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I d
Ah Yes. Today!
Can't wait to get out of work:
A Very Special Poem For A Special Man
JUST like a rose, so precious and rare, is the forever friendship The two of us share. Planted with kindness, it's warmed by the sun of caring and sharing, laughter and fun. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's grounded in trust and nurtured by love, with a sprinkling of grace from god up above ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tears of sadness and joy, like dew, renew this friendship I share with you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And in the heart's garden we find the room to be ourselves to grow and bloom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blessing of beauty unsurpassed our friendship's a flower that will always last...
For My Heart
Back Again
hello to all my friends... I am back online!!!! yay!! I missed you all and hope to catch up soon!! Hugs and kissses ~Pebbles~
My Nerdy Reading Goal
Okay, so I can't remember if I mentioned this in my past blogs or not, so if I have and you're tired of it, go ahead and scream at me. Anyway, Last year I set a goal for myself of reading at least 10,000 pages. I set this when I began keeping a log of all the books I read, just for my own amusement. Being the nerd that I am, I made an excel spreadsheet, so it became relatively easy to tally up the total pages and whatnot, and being obsessed with numbers, I set the said goal for myself. (I think this was in March and I'd already gone through 2000 pages so I thought what the hey) In any case, I finished the year with 10,591 total. So I thought for 2007 I should double it, and see if I can get to 20,000 pages....which quickly changed to well, let's see if I can average about 2000 pages a month, or 24,000 for the year. And I was on track for that until about May, when I sorta lost my mind again and never really made much headway. Then I got back into it a month or so ago...finall
Imvu " 3d " Chat
So as a lot of you know I've lost a lot of weight from gastric bypass. I had a 14 month check up yesterday and they took a new picture and copied it side by side to my before surgery pic. I'm officially down 125 lbs and have lost something like 54 inches everywhere. Well, today I brought my new picture to work to show some friends. Everyone is amazed of course because none of the people here saw me when I was 365 lbs. Well this volunteer that works in the lobby here(I work at a hospital) made a comment to another co-worker that I was pretty but if I lost another 50I'd be beautiful. I know he didn't exactly mean it to be rude but I have a hard time taking it any other way. He didn't think I could hear him but for some reason everything ressonates(sp?) into my little office. Any tips on how I should approach the situation? Should I just let it go? Or should I tell the the conversation they had wasn't appropriate? Maybe even tell the supervisor?
Today Is Day 1!
i had my last cigarette this morning an now the true test of will power begins please everyone give me some support here thanx huggss
Dumb Little Boy!!!
Dumb lil boy. When are you going to grow up? When are you going to realize you should try talking before insulting? When are you going to realize everyone is not tryin to steal your lady? When are you going to realize I do have a dick (its bigger than yours & I can use it better)? When are you going to realize people that ain't shit are usually the first ones to talk it? When are you going to realize you ain't shit? When are you going to realize women don't like a man (not boy) that talks shit to everyone guy that looks at them (aka jealous)? When are you going to realize a woman loves a man that can protect them and not get them into bullshit? YOU DUMB FUCKING LITTLE BOY!!! Sorry Jessie, its nothing to do with you, just him from Clover, NM For all of you out there, I was not hitting on her, I rated her pics, I said hi; none of the hitting on b/s because, get this, I read her profile, yes, its true, I actually read it; dumb shit. I am not gonna pry on there shit, and if h
Dear One Who Has My Heart...
Dear One Who Has My Heart, It is in the palm of your hands. Please be careful with my love, for there's not much that it can stand. There's some things i need to tell you; things I think you should know. No matter what, my love for you, will only continue to grow. The love for you that's in my heart, cannot be broken or bent. The beat it takes when you say my name, starts pounding without consent. You mean more to me than anything. I would do anything you asked me to. That's how strong my love is- and all of it's for you!
18 Double Vodka's!
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
To Xaderin
Today On Wrr
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE! How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear. Life would be infinitely happier i
"goodbye To Yesterday"

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