10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
8. Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit.
7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are impossible to get out of the carpet.
5. Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake.
4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame is difficult on the older coven members.
2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone
And The #1 Reason Why Witches Don't Worship Satan ...
1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!!
