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You Might Be A Redneck If
You might be a REDNECK if... refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "The day my ship came in."
Canadian Coastguard :p
I Love My Country lol
What Hole?
We Can Back This Out Right?
Hi Everyone
hi everybody im new in here an like to meet new ppl so if u bored look me up we can chat
The Path To Peace
Peace is a fleeting state of being, Brought about through grace. Grace is a quality much sought after, Elusive, yet always within reach. And in reaching into our deepest self, We can become completely selfless. And only then will we be graceful enough, To completely find inner peace. ~Morgana Angelia~ 8-19-2007
Jay Leno Interview Funnnnnnnny
I Surrender
I like to be mysterious, I know I'm hot, and so will you when we hook up, a photo is ok, but I like to descibe all parts to you, use your imagination baby, tastytreat
i love when adults use the word 'accident' cuz...i suppose...and i also guess im in the minority here...that i dun believe in 'accidents' once a person hits adulthood. i believe in... bad judgement calls stupidity and not giving a shit what the repricussions are. stupid people are my favorite kind of people. they provide me with hours and hours of entertainment. if only for the simple fact...they dont know they're stupid. and its always the stupid people that lie. and of course...since they're stupid...they dont know how easy it is for someone to see thru their shoddily woven web. they think if they use simple words like 'accident' it absolves them of all hurt they've inflicted. maybe such a thing works if the other person in question is stupid as well...and for that...well i can only pity them...and their entire existence. when someone starts talking to someone else... they immediately classify them. sometimes they go under the tab 'friend'... sometimes
Looking For A Php Programmer.
Need a programmer to team up with me to create a really cool site with me. looking for a partner by partner I mean that we will share half of what ever the site makes. If you are a programmer them please contact me and we will discuss all this in detail
A Little Of Nothing To Blog About Something
Just thought I'd see if I could figure out how to blog here. Guess I did it since I'm typing this and you're reading it. Feel free to send any constructive advice on how to "fubar" like a pro, or at least not look so green at it. Anyway, I'm off for now.
I will be missing for the next few days. At 1:00a.m. we are loading up the van & leaving for South Dakota. I will be gone until friday, at which point I will upload a shit load of pics from our trip. If I can get to a comp iI might jump on to say "hey", but don't hold me to that. I will talk to every one in about a week. See ya.
Friends W Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your Fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". No one apparently reads bulletins here ya go!!! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
Dang Photo Uploader!
I can't believe the new uploader system that they have. Good: * upload 60+ photos in a relatively short period of time Bad: * sometimes the photos are easy to checkmark to select; sometimes they are not * they don't upload in the order that you check them * they don't notify your friends/fans/family that you have uploaded (if you want immediate notification to others, word of advice -- upload them individually) If you want to see the pictures that I have recently updated from this weekend of venturing to my retreat and back this weekend, go to my photo album entitled "Retreat 0818-081907"!!! I really did enjoy the getaway for a change since I haven't had much of a chance to do much of anything this summer with my Biotech classes and internship going on, as well as trying to work...and fit in sleep somewhere therein in between!! lol....
Don't Break The Elastic!!
Maya Angelou said this: "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." "I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life" "I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life'." "I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance." "I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back." "I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision." "I've learned that even when I hav
A Few Thoughts From My Point Of View
From a guy's point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait Till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Just smile and say
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Life Is A Bitch, And So Am I
Why is it always a cruel existence? why does fate take all happiness away in an instant? What makes people think they can just throw me away what makes a person so jealous that they believe the man they love will stray? How can I be the brunt of every joke, yet take the abuse that they inflict? How can I stand to let them say cruel things to me, about me, yet stay silent to avoid conflict? Where am I to go from here, a life that stands still and has no where to turn, Where will my life lead me if I remove the knife of pain in my heart and let it scar as easily as a burn? When will it be my time to shine, my turn to never suffer or worry? When will people begin to see me and understand why I dont want to live my life in a hurry? Who has the right to step all over a person and use them as if they deserved to? Who can help me realize that I am not here to be used by people who say they love me the way they do? My life is cannon fodder for every one else to use. I a
There's No Place Like Home . . .'s kinda a long ways away and all, but...YaY...Just got my tickets to go to New York. YaY YaY YaY. Excited. I am. Woot.
Ya Sure!
~Don't let conversations float along the surface unless they're with people who aren't important to you. There's always more to be discovered, and you can push things a little farther than usual today.~ Well this is today's horoscope! I would love to have some in depth conversations about the shit going on in my life right now! Love to be able to discuss the confusion and the fear, but that would require having those I trust available to listen. Seems like when I really NEED someone, there isn't anyone there. Either that or they just focus on a small piece of what's going on and want to tell me how to fix it, and they don't take the time to see the big picture. I don't feel like I am a needy person in general, but i do have my moments. Those days that I am insecure and full of fear, and I don't trust my own thoughts or feelings. I have been having a few of those recently. I know what is triggering them, I just don't know how to handle it. I get on here to distract my
The Interview
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?" Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range." Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm." Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.
Babe Of The Month
Monique Dupree is Babe of the month I just found out about this today
How To Go Rabbit Hunting
Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there. Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out. The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits. Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it. Easy, says the priest. Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole. They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them." Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor. He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed. Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
Drudge Puppet
help my people out by voting for them if you have a sec... thank you very much Monique Dupree
i have opened my pictures every one can c them im takin them off here soon
In My Room Last Night...
or this morning whatever. I get home today at five from the bar and hanging out with some friends afterwards, change into some pj's, and light a candle, and turn off the lights, and lay down. I start talking to my boyfriend and am really tired. I tell him I am blowing the candle out before we fall asleep and catch the house on fire, and I blow the candle out. Two hours later I am woke up by my boyfriend screaming oh shit!!! I open my eyes and I see fire right beside my bed. I jumped out of bed and watch as he is trying to beat the fire out for a second and realize it's not going out. I run into the next room, and I see a glass of Pepsi, and I grab it, and I run back into my bedroom and throw the glass of Pepsi onto the flames, and he is still frantically beating the flames. I run back and I get the biggest container and I fill it with water, and I run back into the bedroom and throw it on the fire. After about ten minutes we get the fire put out. I guess I maybe didn't b
Tips For The Ladies In 2007
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt. a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!
Good Morning Funny!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving t hem around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... A r e - m y
What Is It With You Men?
I mean come on, o.k., so my boyfriend decided he didn't want to be with me anymore, so that's cool. I was upset but got over it. I contacted my Master to cry on his shoulder and we ended up getting back together. So anyway, now my ex is all mad at me, i'm like what the hell! He decided he didn't want me anymore, would rather be with someone else, so why get mad?! I guess it's one of those things about men that i'll never understand.
Caged Soul
I lie on the edge of passion Every heart beat another cry Breathing, an agony to bear I call silently, for you to find me These threads of lust That bind me to your shadow You slowly woven with stealth Threading with skill through my Heart I am a caged soul Fed just enough of you To keep me alive But not enough for me to live What you did not take I give to you anyway Like sparkling liquid of melted stars I poured it into your hands. My velvet black sky Sits like empty canvass And you the master creator Painting my destiny
What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Mars Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent. Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down. You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future. Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others. What Planet Should You Rule?
Right Here
STAIND LYRICS "Right Here" I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending it's as much as i can take and you're so independent you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you just
People Come Into Our Lives
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. when someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.
Stuff You Don't Care To Know.
What does your mother call you?: Jennifer. How about your friends?: Jen. What day do you celebrate your birth?: January 31st. Where did that go down? (birthplace): Michigan. Where were you raised?: Michigan. Do you still live there?: Yes. Precisely, where are you right now?: In my room. Is that normal for you?: Yes. Back to your mom, what heritage are your parents?: Irish, American, Polish. So that makes you a jew?: No. Height/Weight on your license/I.D.: It's only height, 5'7". Did you lie?: No. Sex?: Chick. Got any Holes? (I'm looking for piercings here): Several in the ears, nose, lip. Had more. How about Tats?: 15. What are you wearing right now?: Blue Tank and blue shorts. Hair style at the moment?: Pulled back. Is this normal for you?: Yes. Best Band of All Time (according to you): All time? Guns 'n Roses. Favorite Song Ever?: November Rain. What about favorite song right now?: Wake the Dead by The Used. Favorite Food?: Mexican. Favorite Place to Eat?: R
How Sensitive Are You?
Your Sensitivity Score: 34% In general, you don't let your senses overwhelm you. You're pretty stoic, and you're good at blocking out what's going on around you. However, you are still sensitive enough to enjoy all the beautiful things in the world!Are You Extremely Sensitive?
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I like logic puzzles. 2. I pick things up with my toes when I am too lazy to bend over. 3. I'm allergic to cantelope. 4. I've been missing a front tooth since I was 16. 5. I didn't know the difference between a pork steak and a beef steak til I was 18. 6. I love to sing in private. 7. I am a perfectionist, where I often work so hard on one small detail that I can control, while the big picture gets lost and often overshadows anything I've accomplished. 8. My first job besides babysitting was working in spinach fields. 9. I like to be changing, never the same, able to adapt to different situations. Undefined. 10. I've always wanted to l
Static (for Anxiety4panic)
the static on the radio makes the bugs cry and the babies' flailing arms and crumpled faces cry to the symphonic moon the same principle as the sound of some kind of blue with feathers and the wilt of August in its rasp there is a sickening fall from grace that lands one substantially blind but the night's rhythms stamp out the doom light of time a time when light and dark do not exist when darkness becomes a sound and light a dream that same sound and light bombard the senses all at once, and you, my queen stick our your tongue as you, my noble king, touch the tip of yours to mine.
9851~~trying To Make Rockstar
9851~~trying To Make Rockstar
I need your help. I'm trying to make it to ROCKSTAR. Can ya'll show your girl some love please. Thanks! Tracy I'm the one needing help today!
Love Part Deux
What is this love that you mortals speak of? How can I seperate it from lust? Vlad longs for the road, to be alone. For a brief meeting of the flesh and to be rid of the victim. This love thing is not new. Yet the mortal I inhabit tries to make it new each day. Vlad now drives his lust and the mortal cannot be fulfilled. Vlad cannot control his love because Vlad does not understand it. Vlad is not afraid of anything. Vlad has killed whole villages. Vlad has taken many wives. Yet this love thing Vlad fears the most.
#12 In The Rain.
Waking up to the sound of rain hitting the roof. You stretch, not wanting to be awake yet and find that I'm not in bed with you. You turn to look around the room, your eyes trying to adjust to the darkness. You see my silhouette as lightning flashes outside. You walk slowly over to the chair im sitting in, watching the storm You reach down slowly running your fingertips from my shoulder and down my arm, locking our fingers together. Standing up i put our hands behind your back, slowly caressing your face with the other hand. Placing my finger to your lips, a sly grin across my lips. I lead you out of the bedroom and down stairs. "What are you doing?" you ask. Looking back at you i tell you to just come with me. Walking out the backdoor, onto the patio. The rain so cool on my bare chest, you stand in the open doorway looking at me, laughing. I come to the door and pull you out with me. Pulling you into my arms, kissing you, the rain making your hair wet and heavy, m
What Should I Do?
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How Sensitive?
Your Sensitivity Score: 94% You are an extremely sensitive person. You notice everything. You've probably been called overly sensitive before, and it's partially true. Highly sensitive people tend to be highly intelligent. And you just can't turn off that part of you. Are You Extremely Sensitive?
Be Nice
ok this is gonna be quick and easy. If you see im on, say hi. If you start in with your smartass bullshit first thing off...i will ignore your fuckin ass. I am a nice guy but too many times people think they can talk to me any way they want to. Second, dont ever assume i'm here. I might not be and i really dont fuckin appreciate when people blow me shit especially if i'm not even fuckin here. Third, I prefer intelligent conversation but if all u want to talk to me about is the weather or some other uninteresting bullshit, talk to someone who doesnt mind it, cause i really fuckin hate it. I'm not here to chat and entertain other people. I do bounce around and check other sites and read, yes, read shit on other sites. So if u value me as a friend at all please, show me half the fuckin respect i KNOW i show you. TY...
You Are a Jam Cookie On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe. But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor. What Kind of Cookie Are You?
What Color Orange Are You?
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.What Color Orange Are You?
We all live in glass houses....maybe not everything can break us, but there is always something that can. I have only ever known the pain of losing someone that is a part of my everyday, but today I learned that it's all the same. Today I found out that a friend that I only know online passed. I have found myself LOVING my online friends as if they are sitting right next to me, they get in the inner core of who I am and know me. My purpose for this blog is so that EVERY DAY if at any minute they feel alone, I am here. I LOVE THEM..LORALIE, ANNA, DAVE, MIKE, BETH, MIKE(shake), SHELLY, JON, DAVID, BRIAN, MILAI...THANK YOU for who you are in my life. I appreciate you all..I never want to know a day without you in my life. I LOVE YOU ALL, IN THE WAY LOVE MEANS SOMETHING. FOREVER.
Shes Always There To Help You
On Wednesday August 15, 2007 I lost my best friend and Hero. Our dog Vader lost his battle with hydrocephalus. He was a true hero to Darrell and I. We had him for 2 1/2 wonderful years. He wasn't supposed to make it but he was a fighter. He spent his last week on this earth in a vet hospital and his last breath in my arms. Vader, mommy and daddy love you soo very much and we were proud and honored to be your family. I know that you are free from pain and suffering and we will see you again someday because I know that all dogs go to heaven.
Its A Sun..
a start of a new week.. will i hope i get somewhere with the state and my diabilty checks. they have been giving me the run arounds... grrr. besides that me and my sexy man are doing great.. after i had to put the smackddown. on who runs this show lol... really im not a (BITCH).. lol... and will my kids start school last week and will they seem to like it so far.. but it is still early... we will see if i have to spend the day with my hoodlems.. lol.. boys.... they are evil... will i gotta go feed my face... make sure u tell ur friends.. about me and please rate me so i can put more sexy pics up...
Its A Sun..
a start of a new week.. will i hope i get somewhere with the state and my diabilty checks. they have been giving me the run arounds... grrr. besides that me and my sexy man are doing great.. after i had to put the smackddown. on who runs this show lol... really im not a (BITCH).. lol... and will my kids start school last week and will they seem to like it so far.. but it is still early... we will see if i have to spend the day with my hoodlems.. lol.. boys.... they are evil... will i gotta go feed my face... make sure u tell ur friends.. about me and please rate me so i can put more sexy pics up...
What Kind Of Cookie Are You
You Are a Jam Cookie On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe. But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor.What Kind of Cookie Are You?
Life With My Sweetheart ....angel
Life with my sweatheart.... Angel I think life with angel is gonna be a specail one where we can talk about everything and anything underneth the sun. I guess every man that has a girlfriend our being enganged is thinking how the future is gonan be or somethings thinks about past. I know i do becauses of a dark past i have is very shaking and i know with angel i know she isn't gonna judge me or tell me other wise of anything that will add on tot he dark hole in my heart. The first day i meet her in the nice kick back room i knew i had to have her but at the time i was with someone so i decided not to cheat on her. After awail my girl played games with me so i had to dump her but angel was there to pick up the ball witch i am very glad she did. I love making her luagh all the time i like watching her smile on cam for me witch always puts a smile on me all the time.Me personally i think she has a very sexy voice and a buetiful luaghter thats music to my hard hearing ears.I love the
10 Weird facts about Me 1. My right leg is a quarter inch longer than my left. 2. I despise all insects and destroy them whenever in my sight. 3. My legs from the knee down are twisted, making me walk penguin-style. This has therefore eliminated all coordination as far as balancing activities, like skateboards, skis and rollerskating. 4. I am so hot-blooded I must have a fan on me from time to time to cool off. 5. I never learned how to swim, due to emphatic phobia of not being able to feel the ground underneath my feet. 6. I have a tremendous fear of thunderstorms, in particular a terror for lightning. 7. I've never met a person thats been interested in me when first meeting me in person, as opposed to on the Internet. 8. My lifetime record for pull-ups is Zero. This includes all grades of school when I was 300 pounds lighter and 5 inches shorter. 9. I've never had a cavity or tooth problem in my whole life and I brush very rarely. 10. I still to
Dont I Wish
imikimi - Customize Your World
Help Them Out Please
hello all if you could would u please go to this website and vote it doesnt matter if you have never seen or heard them hammerd is really good friends of mine and this would really help them out and be an awesome favor to me and if your ever in erie chris( the singer) will let ya crash at his house if ya need a place lol below is copied from hammerd's blog PLEASE VOTE thank you for your support Bones Time is running out! This is THE FINAL week to get your votes in for the RockErie Music awards. Voting ends on Sunday Aug.19th at midnight, so it is critical that we circle the wagons and get this fucker done! The Erie Music Awards voting is fast coming to a close and HAMMERD would like to ask for your support in our quest to gain the TRIBUTE Band title. The push for votes is on! We would like to be acknowledged and get to take part in this wonderful event. With your support we may be able to do just that. If you could take a few
Trying To Figure People Out!
Well you know I always thought I was a good hearted, caring, loving, friendly person. I try my best in treating others as I would want to be treated back. I know Im not perfect and I make mistakes but dont we all. Yet at times I feel like I give more then I get back. I feel like why waste time anymore giving 100% when I only get 25%. I am seeing someone who dont seem to realize that you can only be this way towards me before I just walk away for good. I can't sit around waiting and hoping when there are many fish in the sea and besides I have a life to live for me and my son. Why do people tell you they love you but cant do simple things like call or email you once a week...and not just wait 2 wks til Im therei n there face to tell me how much they missed and love me? Why can't people just realize now what they have and not when its gone? Why when you really need your friends, they always seem to busy or to preoccupied in there life to see you need a friend? I can go on for
One Year: Day Three *adult*
This one turned out pretty good. I'm trying to figure out how to top it, but then there still so much more to do to the poor girl..hehe Now it is bed time. Mmmm, sleep. For anyone reading this, its not vanilla and it will get worse. Don't bitch at me about putting it up don't have to read it!! One Year: Third Day ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> By the time the door opened, Jess was far more concerned with the ache in her belly than in trying to escape. For many this would not have been the case, but she was different. She had never done without. Her spoon was never silver but it was always there. Now she was cold, naked, tired, hungry, and at the mercy of this cold Irish stranger whose intentions were still very unclear to her. There was a hopeful look in her pretty brown eyes when she saw him but it disappeared when she saw the only thing in his hand was a leash. She sat against the bac
I'm Going
I'm gone to the movies with the friend boy, his sis, and mom. and might I add I took my green tea.. natural caffine, and then a pain killer cause I feel like shit, now I think i'm acting kind of drunk. ROFL.. This should be fun.. Talk to yall laters.
One Year: Day Two *adult*
Yay! I have a series. For anyone who gets uncomfortable easily...don't read. For anyone who is wondering...this is all totally from my head. Yes, I am that freaky without help from reality. For everyone else...enjoy!! *Note: Aidan and Eric are both Irish with Irish accents which I do not know how to write...yet. Just something else to picture. The Next Morning Jessamine sat up when the door opened, stiff from sleeping on an unyielding floor for the few hours she had slept. It was obvious to her that she was wrong about this ridiculous idea, and she needed to face the music and go home before something really bad happened. Her hair would grow back, but some things were gone forever once you lost them. "I've changed my mind." She said as soon as she confirmed it was Aidan walking through the door. It was exactly the reaction he expected when he opened the door this morning. This was one of the main reasons he never took thes
My Me Folder
is now open
My Girl...
I used to play in a Christian band called Surrendered. I was having some problems and decided to quit the band and the church, go sow my wild oats. Well, we have had drummers come and go left and right, but I have always been there. When we first started it was Karen, me and Ronny. It's been about two months now since I quit. Today Ronny called me and was really mad. He said "Thanks for quitting the band" I thought what? He said they still didn't have a bass player and he has all these songs he's writing and they can't do them. If they ever find a bass player, then they will have to learn all the other songs (and there are quite a few) before they can work on the new songs he has written. Said he was very disappointed in me for quitting. He thought I was strong in my faith and would be with the band and God forever. He really broke my heart when he said have a nice life. Does that mean he doesn't even want to be my friend anymore? He has been talking to me all the
Relationship Survey
Relationships 1. Are you single or do you have a piece? Ha. I have a piece. A verrrry hot piece. 2. Hit it and quit it or lasting relationships? Lasting. 3. Have you ever hooked up/made out with someone without dating them? Yes. 4. Do you kiss on the first date? Yes. 5. If not, what is the average number of dates before you'll kiss? ... 6. Cologne/Perfume or natural smell? Cologne. 7. Do you like your boyfriend to be cleanly shaven or not? I like both looks actually. 8. Would you rather your boyfriend be like Landon from A Walk to Remember or Noah from The Notebook? Ohh....Landon I think. 9. What did you dislike most about your ex boyfriend? Umm, everything? 10. What did you like most about your ex boyfriend? He was funny at times. Romantic 1. Candelit dinner in a restaurant or picnic? Picnic, I think that takes more thought. 2. Late night date at the beach or rooftop? Beach. 3. Date at a concert or museum? Concert. 4. First kisses outside or inside? Outside. 5.
It Time To Pimp Sum One Out
...I'm Not The Bitch You Spit Ya Game To, I'm The Wifey Type You Give Ya Last Name To...@ fubar GO SHE HER SOME MAD LOVE YOU A GOOD GIRL STAY UP MUCH LOVE 4 SHO THANK YOU 4 THE MAD LOVE HUGSSSS
Crying N The Inside , Wearing A Mask Of Happiness On The Outside.
Yes that is me without going into too much detail, Im being torn into several different directions at once. Im just not happy right now. Life is too damn confusing for me. Too bad the answers arent handed out to you......
I Want To Give Again
I Want To Give In Again It's not the first life that I've wasted Given over to the blood I've tasted It's not the first time I've been broken Payment for the lives I've stolen Now I stand another chance Another turn at this godless dance Turn my back on timeless sin But I want to give in again With every memory my body quakes The things I gave to clear the slate It left me with this broken spirit But did not remove what came before it I still feel this aching need To fill this emptiness in me To know the taste of victory And see the fallen at my feet There is nothing quite like the seduction Of the power wrought from sweet destruction Of life lived for dominion and pleasure For such a height there is no measure There is no touch to quench this desire No lover that burns quite like this fire It seems so pointless if it is not taken Saved only for the soul forsaken The soul that battles with this strife Was a god in some other life And the heart t
1. Is there someone who you like at the moment? No, there is someone I love though. 2. Have you ever given or been given roses? Yes. 3. What is your all time favorite romance movie? The Notebook. 4. Are most high school kids infatuated or in love? Puppy love. 5. How many times can you honestly say you've been in love? Three. 6. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? No. 7. Do you think that you should become friends with someone first? Yes. 8. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. 9. What do you think about long-distance relationships? They can work as long as both sides are willing. 10. Your thoughts on online relationships? They can work also. 11. Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger? Depends... 12. Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? Yes. 13. Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"? No. 14. How many kids do you want to have? None at the moment. 15.
Two More Dog Tracks To Close!
The closing of a dog track is the best possible news for greyhounds, and today we bring confirmation that two more dog tracks will be shut down within days. On August 7, local Kansas voters rejected a proposal to approve slot machines at Wichita Greyhound Park. Within moments of the news, track owner Phil Ruffin announced the shutdown of his struggling facility. WGP will wind down activities within three months time. Two days later, on August 9, the general manager of Florida’s Tampa Greyhound Track also announced an end to live racing. Citing low attendance, track owners will cease live racing operations on August 18. With these closures, 36 operational tracks remain in 13 states. Thanks to the efforts of greyhound advocates like you, six tracks will have closed and an additional two ended live racing within the past three years. This trend will continue, and thousands of greyhounds will be spared if we all keep working.
Needing Some Good Bombers!!!!!!
We are needing some good bombers to join NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS. Come have some fun with us we bomb the hell outta friends and familys that are in contests.. The more the merrier! If your interested plz e-mail me!! Thanks have a GREAT DAY !!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World BOMB BOMB BOMB SHOW ME LOVE WOOHOO BRING IT ON NSFW Mafia Bombers
Pick-up Lines
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May I pleasure you with my tongue? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got a great big cock! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi I'm (your name) I swallow -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck me, I'm beautiful ----------------------
How To Make Luv
How To Make Luv Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
This Guy
ok first this guy started deleting comments and shit...the whole mumm was about him complaining that he rates people 10s and gets 3s and 4s and starts deleting comments and pissing everyone all started cause i said he looked like an ugly we go me: you look like an ugly girl him: so do you then he deleted the comments i left him saying oh wow you really burned me etc. me: again MrsBellor is mine quit filling your spank bank with her hotness(sidenote MrsBellor is awesome and i was talking to her the whole time this was going on and the guy started rating her stuff so thats why i said that) ~*~The Bitch~*~: Maybe they're being HONEST. It's a better quality than being a whiny baby. Get over it. It's the INTERNET. Do you SERIOUSLY think you DESERVE a 10 from everyone? I know I sure as hell don't. me: me again (only cause he deleted everything i left i was leaving comments like this) me: my page is the shit right?(no rates or anything from him)
Laugh & Cry
A guy walks into a bar he's never been to before called the Crazy Horse Saloon. Walking in past the dime-store Indian, he sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and then goes to help other customers. As he's looking around at the novelty of the place, he notices a large basket at the end corner of the bar full of ten dollar bills. Every so often, he sees people walk up, toss in a ten, and go through this door at the back of the bar. He's quite puzzled by this, so he calls the bartender over for another drink, and asks him what the basket is for. "Oh that? That's the pot for our running bet. See, we've got a horse out back that's supposed to be crazy, but never shows it. So, the bet is: Anyone that can go out there and make him laugh wins the pile of money." "That's it? All I'd have to do is make him laugh? Well, count me in then!" The man sets his drink down, takes a ten out of his wallet, tosses it into the pot and walks through the door. The
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I dont like feet . including my own. 2. I have a fear of Deep Water,and drowning 3. I have been married twice , still married to the 2nd one 4. I have a birthmark on my Privet part. 5. I have 2 tattooes one just because some once told me i couldnt . 6. I love nature and animals of all kinds for those of you who got the joke 7. Ihave never been arrested ever ! 8. I shave my pubic hair off cant stand to have it. 9. I met my husband on the internet 5 years ago. 10. I think child molester's should be killed for the crime of mudering a childs inocents. killed because I was molested when I was 5. I'm tagging a few people!
The Wedding Story
True Story from Houston Medical Center (???) A recent wedding ring story in the local paper: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
Yeah, so I've pretty much been outta commmission for the last couple of weeks. Been busy with moving across the country getting set up for school to start tomorrow and stuff like that. Soooooo really sorry if I haven't been responding to anyone. Or, rating new pics or visiting the wonderful Mumms. Hopefully I will have some more time to do these things, but no I don't know. eek. School starts tomorrow and I shall be busy busy busy!!! I'll try and keep up though. haha.
Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up
August 19, 2007
You are in my thoughts and I wish you a beautiful day, every day. {{{Hugs}}}
Things That Make Ya Feel Good
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up and realizing you still ha
Sisters Of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles. He thinks it's a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right. His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?". He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this h
Faster-than-light Take: "superbad" Is One Badass Mutha
Another busy week in Senor Ortiz's life culminated with my car practically turning into a hovercraft during last Thursday's deluge. (Looks like I'm gonna have to deal with my current car issue a bit sooner than anticipated.) Amazing that I got anything accomplished for work before the flooding got really bad. Now Hurricane Dean has us in his sights. Well, more like Brownsville and parts of Mexico south of there. I'm giddy with anticipation. Some of ya know how geeked up I get when a super hurricane approaches the mainland. I've got my tracking map out -- something my uncle and I first learned together listening to NOAA radio, trying to make sense of barometric readings and trajectory when I was all of 6 or 7. I'm quickly becoming nostalgic of more notable hurricanes that have struck Texas in my lifetime: Gilbert, Alicia, Allen. It shall be interesting as the week progresses. In spite of my busy schedule (including a postponed birthday dinner for my aunt), my pimps-in-crime Marti
My Son's More Successful Than Yours.
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly te
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I was once bitten by a spider then unintentially banged the wound repeatedly on the pedal of my bicycle until it became so festered that I had to be taken to the doctor and have it lanced. 2. I love spiders. 3. I can touch my nose with my tongue. 4. I top from the bottom but usually just top. 5. I love the sound of locusts on a hot summer day. 6. I usually always know if anyone close to anyone close to me dies before anyone tells me even if I don't know exactly who it was. 7. I am usually the last person a person who knows they are going die talks to if they know me. 8. Yes I can read your mind, but no I don't want to. 9. If I grin and cal
Bar Comebacks
Quick Comebacks to use in your neighborhood tavern... What's shaking? "All four cheeks and a couple of chins." What's new? "Terrorists. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." What'd you like? "A reason to live. Give me another beer." Hey, how's the world been treating you? "Like a baby treats a diaper." What's the story? "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." Hey, there's a cold one waiting for you. "I know. If she calls, I'm not here." What's going on? "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" Whatcha up to? "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." How's life treating you? "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." What's going down? "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." Pour you a beer? "Alright, but stop me at one... make that one-thirty." What's the story? "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." What's going on? "The question is what's going
Polite Way To Go Pee
A little word from Johnny to start the day.. During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted
Tennis Elbow
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine s
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the f
Remember When ...
Comments made in the year 1955: "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20" "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Go
Saying The Right Thing
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton
Upstairs With Uncle Paul
Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swim
Lose Control
Ten Things I Hate About You
10 things i hate about you I hate how you left me without any sign, I hate that you moved on without saying goodbye, I hate how your smile makes me give in, I hate that your always making me want to caress your skin, I hate how you can't talk to me when she's around, I hate that when she leaves you look me up and down, I hate how you made a mark in my heart, I hate that you let us drift apart, I hate how when i say I hate you I don't really mean it, But most of all.... I hate how you know I can't hate you..... And never will.
Female Survey
1. What color is your bra? Blue. 2. Do you ever lie about your age? No. 3. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? Dark Hair. 4. Are you currently single? No. 5. How many things in the past do you regret? None. They shape who I am today. 6. Do you have a best friend? Yes. 7. What do you want to be when you grow up? Happy. Number 8 is missing I guess? 9. Who was the last person you hugged? My grandma. 10. Have you ever had your heart broken? No. 11. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery ? No. 12. Do you like your life? Yes. 13. Do you shop at Hollister? No way. 14. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No. 15. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Yes. 17. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Guys. 18. How long have you had myspace? A few years. 19. Have you ever skipped school? Yes. 20. Has anyone ever cheated on you? Yes. 21. Have you ever slapped
Wrong E-mail Address
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed in
New Pix From Saturday Night!
New pix from saturday night! date: 2007-08-19 14:05:51 At the Leanne Rimes concert @ Foxwoods hotel & casino, most of the pix are in celebrity meet& greet folder, a few in default, please go comment, comment my other folders as well, i will return the love ASAP!
Back At It
Just letting you know I am starting up college again so I probably will not be on much. Have good days and great weekends, to all my friends and those in my family. Huggss Theresa
He Invited Me Here
So blame him :P
Cant See Through The Tears
Can't see through these tears that are falling. Too tired to fight stairing out into the empty sky where do I go I am not sure if I understand why things happen the way they do cant see through the tears cant fight the pain feelings are numb I pray that someday we'll see eachother again my son cant see through these tears that are falling
Plz Help
plz help me level by commenting my pics and rating them i will do the same
7 Rules To Live By (for People Who Use Computers At Work)
some simple tips for what to do-and not do-when using your work computer: * Know your company's computer-use policy and comply with it. * Assume you're being monitored,and behave accordingly. * Never bad-mouth your company online. * Don't use personal e-mail accounts or post to a blog. * Avoid transmitting any message that could embarrass you or others if made public. * Don't think instant messaging is less permanent than e-mail. * When surfing the Web, never click on something flagged NSFW (not safe for work)
Plz Help
Hey plz help me level by rating my pcs and commenting them to let me know what you think of them if you help me i will help you out by rating and commenting your pics
School Stuff
It's going to be a psychological fall... — Sunday, August 19, 2007 I registered for classes today. It's frustrating because they aren't offering some of the classes I want to take in the fall. I also waited too long, so it's hard to pick a good schedule, and some of the classes I wanted are closed. I figure I'll register early for spring though. I'm taking 3 psychology classes, and human biology. I hope it's not all too much for me. One of my roomates is majoring in psychology, so maybe he can help me if I need it. I should go shopping for books tomarrow, it will give me something to do. That way I can spend the week reading my books and be ahead for school. Being proactive is good. Psych of Women and Gender Abnormal Psychology Social Psychology The last two are "upper level" classes. I'm kinda worried about it, but I would have to take them eventually anyway. I almost took a class from the teacher I don't like. But then I saw who was teaching it, and change
I Got Tagged!
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1.Okay, here goes. I have an intense fear of praying manits..hate those things. my brothers tormented me by those. 2. All through junior high and high school I only had two boyfriends. and that was when I was in 10th grade. 3.If I have cheesecake or cherry garcia in front of me..I'm a goner. 4. I hate people that force people into things. I was raped twice when I was my late teenager to early 20's. I hate people that have to do that. 5.I think mayo and bananna sandwich is ucky( i think it's a north carolina thing). It's suppose to be peanut butter and bannanna 6.When I was a child I stepped on a bee and got stung.It left a mark. When my daughter was
Friday~Went to the track.and worked like always.alot of drama was brought on Friday but oh well shyt happends.Chase n Heath showed up.big mistake ever.brad got second not like anyone cares but whatever. Saturday~went to the track n worked kinda got into with the bf.about stupid shyt once again.but its all good were stll together n thts all tht matter to me.damien means the world to me n i dont want to lose him over dumb fights. Sunday~came home.damien came over until 3 30 thn left.kinda got into it today too but i guess everythign is fine we made up lol think dirty idc cuz yes sex always makes things up lol much love britt
Hiker's Comments
A wilderness area asked hikers to fill out comment cards. These are actual comments left by hikers: - Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill. - Too many bugs and leaches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests. - Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the winter. - Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them. - The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals. - A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call XXX-XXX-XXXX. - Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights. - Escalators would help on steep uphill sections. - Need more signs to keep area pristine. - A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead. - The places where t
Storm Is Raging
The storm is raging inside my head I dont understand I am so confused my heart is breaking the tears are falling scared of what's going to happen. It will never be the same. My life has been turned upside down. The storm is raging, and I'm not sure if I can go on, not sure if I know what I am feeling. I miss you so much. Until the day I see you again I will pray that someday I'll see you again my son.
Car Hunting
Ok if I get this loan I have a choice between two new cars, a Chevy Aveo sedan or the Dodge Caliber compact wagon Chevy Aveo: price pre haggle: 13,500 Pros: 27/36 mpg Good on insurance cheaper normal car Cons: shorter warranty less space Dodge Caliber: price pre haggle: 15/16k (two dealerships) pros: space Great warranty (lifetime powertrain) more my style handles great more HP cons: even after haggle might not get it as cheap as the chevy gas mileage lower (25/30) (not much lower) a little more to insure (50 a month) I need help deciding between the two don't know which i should go for.
Remember When
Comments made in the year 1955: "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20" "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With
Hope That You Are Ok
I wake up every morning in hopes that you are ok. I cry myself to sleep knowing that I may never see you again. The pain is to deep. I love you I miss you It wont be the same Time cant erase the memories that we have built they will be treasured forever. I cant change the past, but only try and make things better. I pray that someday you'll come around and love me again, but until then the tears will continue to fall and I will be missing you. I wake up every morning in hopes that you are ok.
Before He Cheats
Broke Back Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your wee-wee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy tu
Well,,I'm outlawed from the mumms..was going to mumm...but can't(N),,i pissed on the mumms a few weeks ago...about the bouncer check when it 1st started wildly..i put a NSFW pic on there,,,well,,i was a pic of animal hold'n a hotdog like it was his picker..(B)8-p...don't think that should have been marked as nsfw..when the same ones i have in stash now,,,but where in photos an never marked as nsfw,,,so how long do you all think i should be punished for it...are should i have been???
Behind The Walls Of Pain
I hide behind these walls of pain wear a mask to cover the tears. stair out into the empty sky trying to understand why you arent here. The bond we never had mother and son, but now it will never happen. something happened and you walked away. so I hide behind these walls of pain and wear this mask so noone sees the tears.
Wireless Card Finally Works Right!
Ok, for those of you that talk to me regularly you know that when I bought my lap top from Dell my wireless card would not communicate with my Westell Router. After HOURS on the phone with Verizon trying to get it fixed (that next day) I still couldn't connect right and had to undo most of what they had me do to even wire into the router with an ethernet cord. Well, today is a landmark day...I FIXED IT!! And I didn't even have any help from the stupid asses in tech support!!
I Like These...
But they really didn't fall into a catagory. “Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~Will Rogers "I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it." ~George Burns “To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway.” ~Eminem “Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” ~Peter Ustinov “Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.” ~Ronald Reagan “Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do ‘em all together, I guess.” ~Elvis “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.” ~ Bill Cosby “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former” ~ Albert Einstein
Light My Fire By The Doors
You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire, yeah The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire, yeah You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire
I Got This From Slash A Friend Of Mine...
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!!
I get jealous to easy! its craaaaaappy. I mean....awwwww hell I dunno. Just, it makes for alot of sadness. Booooo.
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. After 30 years I still have the choreography for the "You Should Be Dancing" segment of Saturday Night Fever, even if I am too old now to do the leg rolls. 2. I had hernia surgery the day Prince Charles and Diana were married. 3. I have traced part of my lineage to the 1600's (a major feat for the Irish portion) 4. I bottom from the top 5. I eat one thing on my plate at a time, starting with the sides and finishing with the main entree 6. I have a mild tourette muttering when remembering something embarrassing. 7. Fabric softeners, and coated tissues make my skin feel stifled. It must breathe. 8. I have a photographic memory when I am not t
Fake & Real Friends...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the per
There Is A Lady Sweet And Kind
There is a lady sweet and kind, Was never a face so pleased my mind; I did but see her passing by, And yet I'll love her till I die. Her gesture, motion, and her smiles, Her wit, her voice my heart beguiles, Beguiles my heart, I know not why, And yet I'll love her till I die. Cupid is winged and he doth range, Her country, so, my love doth change: But change she earth, or change she sky, Yet, I will love her till I die.
Fall On The Way
So falls on it's way, I've seen a few trees start to change and the cool down is starting, and the rain is here...I love the smell of freshness the rain brings.
Lets Show Them Some Love Please go here and leave at least a vote they can win by most votes or comments.This is a contest for best friends and these two are the closest I have seen!!!!!!!! VOTE COMMENT !!!!!! We have several contest going on in a small family so reaching out to all.We have ashleys who was first among several still going but this one here is on a time the reason I am posting it now.I am trying to sort thru them the best I can by the limits they have on them.So also all family members please understand we are getting to all these.Family members who aren't helping please do so.
Tag!!! :d
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have to eat Skittles 6 at a time. 2. I pick things up with my toes when I am to lazy to bend over. 3. I have to fall asleep with the TV on. 4. My 3rd toe on my left foot is shorter then the one on my right. 5. I love to cook!! 6. I am almost 30 and still love cartoons. 7. I am a slight clean freak 8. I have to eat Starburst, on flavor group at a time. 9. I have an attention span of a child sometimes. 10. I love commercials more then TV shows.
All L.u.v. Club Member Please Read
I have been trying to make morphs for all members. If I havent made you one yet and you would like me to then just send me a PM telling me which picture you would like me to use and either a pic that you want to morph too or an ideal of what you want me to use. If you want me to choose pictures then just tell me. I am not asking you to rate any of my stuff for this. It is just something that I want to do for my fellow club members and friends. stacey also if you arent a member but are on my friends or fans list and would like one just let me know. I am not the best at it yet but you can see some of my work in my morps I made folder in my photos.
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I can NEVER sleep on the side of a bed by a door; I can't even have a closet/bathroom door open for me to sleep. 2. I have a freakish fear of balloons popping. 3. I have been to anger management for fighting. 4. I have a birthmark on my upper left chest. 5. I have a scar on my left knee from where I was running up the down escalator and fell at the House of Representatives office building in Washington DC in 1987. 6. I received two academic scholarships to Valdosta State College in Valdosta, GA after high school. 7. I only dropped out of college and joined the Army so I could send money home after my dad had a stroke. 8. I have to trim my pub
Iraq Address
so I got my mailing address here, if anyone wants it feel free to IM me and let me know.
> FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. > REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. > > FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs > REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM > > FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong > REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but > that was fun!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry > REAL FRIENDS: cry with you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back > REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours > > FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you > REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing > REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you > > FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door > REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' > > FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile > REAL FRIENDS: Are for life >
My First Blog
just wanted to say hi to all in my first blog and tell yall to rate me and comment me and I will return the favor!!!!
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Chicken Grill Italienne
6 whole boned, chicken breasts (skin on) 2 tablespoons green or yellow onion, finely chopped 3 cloves garlic, minced garlic powder, salt and pepper (for sprinkling) 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 teaspoon fresh Rosemary, minced 2 tablespoons fresh Parsley, minced 1/4 cup each of butter and olive oil 1 1/2 cups bread crumbs 1/2 lb thinly sliced ham or prosciutto, finely chopped 12 wooden toothpicks (soaked in water for 5 minutes) Preheat grill so that coals are white hot in time for grilling. Melt butter in microwave, stir in oil. To this warm mixture, add Parsley, Rosemary, minced garlic, chopped onion and paprika (a pinch of rubbed sage may optionally be added if you have it on hand, but be careful not to overdo). Allow the herbs to infuse for 10 minutes. Remove 3-4 tablespoons to a separate small bowl and use this to brush both sides of the chicken. Place chicken breasts, skin side down, on a layer of wax paper or plastic wrap. Pound lightly
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't re
Toddlers, With Parental Consent, Can Marry In Arkansas
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Thanks to one little misplaced word, it appears that people of any age can legally be married in Arkansas, with parental consent. Lawmakers said a law passed this year would even allow infants to be married if their parents agree. And that may force the governor to call a special session to fix the mistake. The bill's sponsor said the legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry -- but also let pregnant teenagers marry with parental consent. An extraneous "not" in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it. A commission that fixes typographical and technical errors in laws had tried to correct the mistake, but a group of legislators argued that the commission went beyond its powers. The Legislature is not scheduled to meet again until January -- of 2009. Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten
im making morphs again if you want on please let me know all i will need to know is what you would like to morph if you would like one im working on them now....
Delicious Low Fat Barbecue Chicken Dinner
4 lg. chicken breasts, cubed 1 green pepper, cut up 1 onion, cut up 1/2 to 3/4 c. barbecue sauce 1 to 2 bags Minute Rice, boil-in-bags Put chicken with green pepper and onion in skillet and barbecue sauce and cover. Let simmer about 15 minutes. While chicken is cooking, boil the rice. When done, place rice in center of plate. Make a nest and put chicken in center of rice. Looks nice and tastes great.
Orange Barbecued Chicken
4 chicken breast halves, skinned 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper 2 tbsp. vegetable oil 2 tbsp. all purpose flour 1/2 c. commercial barbecue sauce 2 tbsp. brown sugar 1/4 tsp. hot sauce 1 c. orange juice Hot cooked rice Parsley sprigs (optional) 4 orange slices (optional) Sprinkle both sides of chicken with salt and pepper. Cook chicken in hot oil in a skillet over medium heat until browned, turning once. Combine flour and barbecue sauce; stir until smooth. Stir in brown sugar, hot sauce and orange juice; pour over chicken. Cover, reduce heat, and simmer 30 minutes or until done, basting with sauce occasionally. Spoon rice onto serving plate; arrange chicken over rice. Spoon sauce over chicken. Garnish with parsley sprigs and orange slices, if desired. Yield: 4 servings.
Subject: Two Elderly Friends Two Elderly Friends Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Ken didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Ken really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Ken was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?" Larry replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for ?" "Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop
I Dont Hate You Anymore
I can’t hate you anymore I forgive you for the hurt I forgive you for not being there for me when I needed you I forgive you for not knowing the devil would take you I am letting go of everything we were It still hurts but I don’t want the light to leave my eyes because of you When I look at a picture of you my heartaches for the man you once were I know now that you did love me but you danced with the devil for too long to ever love again So I will keep the good memories in my head I know you were damaged as a child I understand I am lifting the pain away slowly I cannot change the past I am accepting it for what it was I don’t want to waste another day stuck in the shadows of my mistakes I have been going in endless circles for way too long I will not blame this life on you I let it control me; I am now taking back control I wish things could be different but wishes do not always come true You’re a troubled soul that no one ever understood I kno
Tag! Lol
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. As much as I love music I have NEVER been to a concert! 2. I can burp like a man 3. I have mild OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) 4. I have a mole on my eyelid near the corner. 5. I have a scar on my left leg from where I had 13 stitches and it's in the shape of an upside down A and it's numb in the middle. I can press my fingernail in it until I feel the bone and I won't feel a thing. Weird enough for ya? 6. At 29 years old I decided to go to college. 7. I had a poem published once. 8. I squirt. 9. At one point in my life I owned approx. 30 cats. Ok we lived in the woods and I left the cat food out for my cats and all the wild
Help Help And Hurry
Please help my friend if you are a friend of mine you know i do not ask for much and i do not enter contest but i have a friend that has and i would love to see her win. so click the link below and bomb away
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriat
Miss You
R.I.P. Dimebag... We'll never forget you
"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." ~Lucille Ball "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." ~Albert Einstein "All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand." ~Ella Wheeler Wilcox, "Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place." ~Ice T "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." ~Erich Segal "Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this." ~Stephen Packer "When you love someone, all your sa
Win A Great Gift
the most people that go to my page under famley and rate on my Daughters photo in the nexts 3 days the one who has been there the most will recieve a nice gift from me so boom away
Ky 10 Commandments
Kentucky Ten Commandments Some people in America have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments. Some folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in Southeastern Kentucky got together and translated the "King James" into "Harlan County" language.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan, Ky.) (1) Just one God (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (7) No killin' (8) Watch yer mouth (9) Don't take what ain't yers (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda Plain an' Simple, don't ya think? The best way. Y'all have a nice day
Ophanim Rocks!
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Fred ... just Fred ! A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD
Talk With You All Tuesday Night!
Hi all! Finally getting away for a couple of days! School starts on Wednesday, sooooooooooooo, I figured it might be good to get some rest and relaxation before the onslaught! Talk with y'all on Tuesday night! Be careful, be good and be safe!!!! manly
Thoughts And Views
MY THOUGHTS AND VIEWS AT MOMENT OK first off this may rub some the wrong. but I have things to get off my chest. I AM SINGLE====last time I checked that meant alone not with anyone, no attachment. This means I am free to talk to whoever say whatever or be with whoever. Im single for a reason and somewhat enjoy it. just cuz you got a crush or like me get to know me first before you say lets be together. I believe in friendship first I Flirt. If you have a crush on me COOL, I crush on alot of people. just cuz you chose me dosent always mean I feel the same back or cant feel the same back just give it time So Regardless how I know you from what site or how I talk to you its just that.. I refuse to get involved with anyone when reality is that we will not meet, what is the point. I have many friends that I talk to in special ways thats all so if your jealous or you think there is more DEAL with it. I dont play games If you are talking to me be considerate understand I do talk to
Signs Of Child Abuse
signs of child abuse Body: Child abuse is harm to, or neglect of, a child by another person, whether adult or child. Child abuse happens in all cultural, ethnic, and income groups. Child abuse can be physical, emotional - verbal, sexual or through neglect. Abuse may cause serious injury to the child and may even result in death. Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse * Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. * Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) * Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. * Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. * Unreasonable explanation of the injury. * Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). * Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse * Aggressive or wit
Women (a Special Edition Blog)
Hehehehehehe.... If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -- Chauncey Mitchell Depew When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -- Anonymous Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses. -- Ivern Boyett Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. -- WC Fields Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can serious
Favorite Movie
House Of 1000 Corpses
Battle Of The Bulge
My introduction to the penis was unceremonious and pretty typical of a five-year-old: I will show you mine, neighbor boy, if you show me yours. By 13, my girlfriends and I successfully came up with all the ways to say penis from A to Z. I’m still trying to remember what we used for "x". Throughout my youth, I was both fascinated and jealous of the relationship men had with their penises. Real men did, but good girls never. No wonder Freud called it penis envy. As a result you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out men are just as uptight about their penises as women are about their vaginas. It’s just a different kind of uptight. A man’s very identity is wrapped up in his penis. It’s both the visible evidence of his virility and his ultimate power symbol. Every known society has shrouded the penis in some form of hero worship. Therefore, if a man is not up to the "social standard" with his penis size, his hardness, his giddy-up or his durability during sex
Update To Asexual Reproduction
Well he had two theories, one was that my English muffin asexually reproduced, the other is that there were two packages of English muffins, one with three and another with only one. The first day I saw the one, and the next day I saw the three pack. There was a third theory that I was wrong and there was always three, I was just mistaken, due to past history we were able to quickly dismiss that theory. Mainly because it is based on the assumption that I was/can be wrong. And that is crazy talk. Initially I had conducted experiments to determine which theory was correct, and all evidence still pointed to asexual reproduction of English muffins. However after more extensive research (I looked through the cupboards again more thoroughly) and it was then that I discovered another package of English muffins. So there were indeed two, one with three, one with a single. Evidence shows that at the current time we cannot prove asexual reproduction of English muffins. However we cannot
Name Your Vagina
As homework for a women’s sexuality workshop, I instructed each woman to come to the next class with a drawn representation of her vagina. The silence was deafening. From the group’s facial expressions, I gathered a feeling of, "You not only want me to draw my private parts, but then I am supposed to bring my illustration to the workshop to show everyone? That’s a little too bizarre for me. Thanks, but I’ll pass." Sensing the dread, I decided to play devil’s advocate. I asked the group, "Given that most of us have limited drawing ability, how would you feel if I had requested you draw your right hand?" I then added, "What is the difference between drawing one part of your body like your hand then drawing another part of your body? Your vagina is simply one part of your body." The group was still not convinced and a few vocalized their distaste for the exercise. Of course, the story ends happily. Every woman came to the next class with her picture and an account of how this s
Jewish Laundery
Jewish?? Laundry Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moshe Plotnik's Laundry." Moshe Plotnik? he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown?" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moshe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moshe Plotnik's Laundry?' The old man answered, "Ah...Evleebody ask me that . It name of owner." Loo
So the walk this morning was surprisingly refreshing. I should get my fat ass out more often and do that. I am very proud of myself for doing that. I was only planning on doing the 1 mile...but I felt so energized when we got down to Jacob's Field...I said screw it, we gonna do the 3 mile walk.
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Irish Coffee
Subject: IRISH COFFEE Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:39:18 EDT An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to seek his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" Asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible doctor!." "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor? "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flyin', ripped me c
Need I say more??? “I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.” ~Socrates “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.” ~Oscar Wilde “It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men.” ~Mae West “It is easier to know men in general, than men in particular.” ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld “Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.” ~Lord Edward Cecil “Men are what their mothers made them.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson “Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.” ~Mason Cooley
The First 'big One' Of The Season
Hurricane Dean is meandering around the Gluf right now. Here's a quick peek at this one...
Omfg Will It Ever End
omg dude get over it and get a life i read it because its so funny how you have horrible grammar when insulting someone. Damn spell check is your friend. Know thanks for thinking I'm special now go and get the fuck over it. On 8/19/2007, wrote: "AWWW IF YOU DIDNT CARE WHY THE FUCK DO U KEEP RE READING IT "
Kelsey Briggs Omg Have A Tissue Ready ..
Yhank You
i just want to take 1 min to thank every one for rating my stuff, any thing i can do for any of you let me know thank you mike
To Get Women's Forgiveness
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the b
My story is not a happy one, my story is one that is filled with painful memories and that there are so many things in my life that have destroyed every inch of myself. My earliest memory can be seen as a dark night with flashing lights. I'm being escorted outside by police when I'm 6 years old after my commits suicide. I still remember the image as the police pushed me out, and the blood. I remember being outside and sometimes the numbness of it still chokes me up, that the earliest thing in my life that can be remembered is the death of my father. However, there was still his funeral to attend to, I remember burying him somewhere in Texas, he was cremated, and we lost contact with that part of my family, I do regret not having been able to find them. I still know somewhere out there in Texas is my father's grave I've seen it only once but I suppose I should at least see it again. After the pain of all of this happening I was uprooted from my home in Alaska and placed me in w
To Piss Off Women
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The ! third fl oor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she ex
Fubar The New
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Some of my favorite quotes on life, success, and money. “The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.” ~Karen Horney "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." ~Dorothy Parker “Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” ~Mark Twain “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” ~Plato "Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." ~Henry Fielding “I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” ~E.B. White “All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.” ~Henry Ellis “I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody“. ~Bill Cosby "Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary."
Sgt Brennan Gibson
Red Ring Of Death
So recently my Xbox 360 finally got the 3 flashing red lights. Luckily thats covered under the Microsoft 3yr Warranty. The part that sucks the worst though, is that it will take 6-12 weeks for them to fix it, and send it back to me. This goes out to all the others that have had or are in the same boat as me.
Birthday Lovin!!!!
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Photo Uploading Problems!
I don't know why, but for some reason my browser (Firefox, before you suggest I "use that instead") keeps freezing up whenever I try to upload photos. I have no idea what is causing this & I've asked for help in the Fubar Support lounge & got told to defrag, etc., which I've already done. I can only assume that perhaps some photos I already uploaded were too large in file size, so I think I may try deleting those & see if the problem goes away, but I doubt it will help, so I guess you won't be seeing any new photos of me anytime in the near future... at least not here. Edit: Apparently, I have to use AM Browser in order to upload photos on fubar. Talk about a pain in the ass! Well, at least I can upload photos anyhow... I just wish I could understand why my pet can upload photos using Firefox on his computer, but I can't on my (newer & better) computer. Stupid fubar!! :(
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like .. . Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
My First Blog About Someone Hating Me Im Loved Lmao
Gun Lovers/haters
You know I get a lot of friggin whiney-assed moaning and bitching about my gun pics! I even had a bouncer rate my default pic NSFW once and a friend of mine switched it right back. What the hell is the problem here? This site allows to to see peoples' interests ahead of time and you damn well aren't required to rate/comment pics if you don't want to! If you don't like guns then don't look at them! Damn sure don't ever pick one up because if you don't treat them with care and respect they won't serve you when you need them. That means take it out once and a while and shoot the damn thing, service it properly, and store it in an easily accessible location. Up in the top of the damn closet does no good! There are tons of child-safety devices out there as well so don't give me the bleeding-heart "guns kill kids" rhetoric! Guns by themselves don't kill any damn body! Evil people and dumbasses DO!
She Is Fucking Nuts!!!!
Ok. I keep seeing these bulletins titled "she needs to be tortured!!" and "How could a mother do this??" etc etc. News Flash People!!! The woman is NUTS!!! How else could you explain a mother taking the life of her kids, for Christ's sake!??!?!?! Does killing your own child sound like something a sane parent would do? Of Course Not!!! That's what makes this woman nuts!! Yes, any time an innocent child is harmed, it is a tragedy. You are talking to a person whose mother handed him a pill and told him "Here get it over with." And guess what people!?!?! She is fucking nuts too!!! Go figure!!!! She is an unmedicated Bi Polar. I'm not in any way trying to down play this tragedy. But I'm trying to give a level perspective here. Some of these titles to these bulletins are cruel and malicious. Stop and think with your brains and stop thinking with your hearts. You brain is made for thinking, your heart is made for feeling. I understand you are reacting to what you have r
Some of you may know this guy and i hope so but i just wanted you to know that he is for sure one of a kind. I took the time to be his friend , rate , his stuff and even all i said all 1000 pieces of his stash. Now he has blocked me cuz I am in love with my husband and not with him. I dont understand because i was a friend that means i want to f @!) you. This makes no sense i was being nice and now i am the one that gets punished. Just wanted my true friends to be on the look out for a true Ass!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn this makes me mad why cant guys just be friends! ( to those of my guy friennds that a truely gentleman like and my friends please ingnore the above you know who you are) Beware of Rockrules2001!!!!!!!!!!! IF anyone can get to his page please ask him to take my pic of his page please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rockrules2001 thanks christy
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are Either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive Tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.
Omg It Continues Lmao Some People
Show header Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:19:14 -0700 From: To: Reply-To: Size: 2 KB -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GO FUCK YOURSELF YA LITTLE BITCH U HARASED MY NEICE LAST WEEK I AINT EVEN FUCKIN STARTED On 8/19/2007, wrote: omg dude get over it this is harrassment leav eme alone you posted a ? asking opinions I gave mine you didnt like it move on damn On 8/19/2007, wrote: "IM SORRY YOUR SUCH A BITCH "
if you wanna see who the fubar cops are just go too the mumm called exposure
Not Mis Right Now
i been wit alot of people my whole live but some times i feel as one special girl will do. but some time i feel as im too young to settle down. but maybe if that right person came in my live i wouldnt have to settle down but more injoy life knowin that theres no worriers cause i got tha person i love.
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.
11th Kid
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting
Most Exciting Time
*Two moon on 27 August* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again. Don't miss it
for all of you that wanna see all the fubar cops in here just go too the mumm called exposure
What Part Of Arizona Are You From
what part of Arizona are you from the city or the closet city
Child Of Light
CHILD OF LIGHT Gazing into the eyes of a child being brought to parents by God. You should honor, cherish and love the child with all your heart and soul never abuse or neglect your beautiful child always have love for your precious baby. Their eyes sparkle like stars in the clear night sky, their hair is bright as the sun in the early morning. Also their skin is soft like the clouds in the bright blue sky. Take the child in your arms and give them hugs and kisses all day long let the child know how much you love him or her keep them safe away from harm. Don't ever let let them go without a fight teach them right from wrong. Most of all teach them how to live life to the fullest. Let them know you will always be there for them until death do you part. Support them, be there when they are in need, don't ever turn your back on them. Written By: Virginia Itri
Youre My Friend
To all my special angels... It's good to have friends like you. Do the stars sparkle when you open this? I await your answer this is really neat You're My Friend Remember to FORWARD if you want the animation to show up. "Replying" will cancel it out You MUST pass this ROSE on to at least 5 people in the hour of receiving this rose.PLEASE You're My friend, my companion,through good times and my buddy through happy times.,beside me you stand, beside me you walk you're there to listen,you're there to talk,with happiness,with smiles,with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, through out the years you are all good friends to me! ! and I am grateful to you.
I Love You
Do you ever upon looking at someone’s face realize that they are someone special without knowing anything about them? Does it seem weird that I recently realized that I was in love with someone and I always have been? I was just waiting patiently for him to come into my life; I never knew who that was, what he looked like, what his name was but I knew he was out there somewhere. He Touched me in such a way I cant explain except that it feels right and its pure unconditional love, the kind we all strive to have in our lives. Someone to love you for who you are not who you hope to be. Money, material things, job etc. doesn’t really matter in the great realm of things because it’s all superficial and in the end its not what makes you a happy person. I for 10 years of my life lived with the most superficial and materialistic person you could find who thought his money impressed me in some way when in reality it did nothing for me but despise him more because he would put other pe
Keeping Cool During Hot Sex
There’s nothing like a warm summer night to inspire a night of hot sex. Summer is the most sensual time of year; people are more relaxed and social, not to mention they’re wearing less clothing. No summer would be complete without at least one night of passionate, sweaty lovemaking. Sweat not your forte? Here's how to cool off during steamy sex while still keeping things hot and heavy. Use an ice cube to trace the curves of your partner’s body. Draw figure eight’s around her nipples or around the base of his member. Immediately replace the cold sensation with your warm tongue as you trace the area you just covered. Make sure you don’t let the ice linger too long over one area though—you want to heighten feeling, not numb the skin. Pop a mint. The menthol creates a tingling sensation that enhances your normal oral sex routine. Suck on a mint until your entire mouth is chilly and start licking or sucking away. Try keeping the mint on your tongue as you gently rub it up and down his
Just Some Thoughts On Life.....
I'm not sure how long this will be...I'm just sitting and typing off the top of my head. This is a subject I've been thinking about...especially the past 5 yrs or so. I suppose, just because I'm getting older, and hopefully wiser, about this circle of life. I don't really know how far back into my life I remember...I do remember memories from around 5, kindergarden age. That seems so long ago now. I also remember thinking that I was never going to make it to that great teen age of thirTEEN...but, it did arrive. After that, I would sit for hours in our old car...a Renault...and I would push the clutch...and shift the gears, and would drive anywhere my heart desired, and never leave the curb in front of our house. My best friend was almost always beside me, and we'd talk about all the cool places we were going to visit,...and naturally, the boyfriends were always in the conversation as well. I remember thinking my life was over, when we had to move, and I had to leave my boyfri
Who Is Doing The Work?
SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK? The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your rear end,
Friendships Vs. Relationships
I've always been the kind of person who tried to balance her romantic relationships with her friendships. I personally think it unhealthy to make your relationship partner your sole confidante, your sole emotional support, your sole social partner. But sometimes I feel very alone in this. I know that a new relationship, especially, is very heady, and that it's very easy to get sucked into that and make it your sole focus. At the same time, I don't understand people who distance themselves from their friends, or even ignore them completely, once they're in a relationship. I've heard various reasons for it. If your relationship is important to you, then you want to talk about it, but your friends may not support you and the relationship, and thus may try to undermine the relationship. That talking about your relationship and any issues with it is unfair to the partner. And, of course, "if I have this relationship, I don't need any others." But I cannot imagine doing the same. When
Computer Problems
Computer Problems PROBLEM: Lady tries to turn on her computer, but it doesn't come on and...she calls the "Support Desk": SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support how can I help you?" LADY: Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking,then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing. SUPPORT: I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can. When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... You won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems...
Question: Why Do I Feel Threatened By My Partner's Opposite-sex Friends?
Answer: If your partner is enjoying the company of another person, and that person is someone of the opposite sex from your partner, the answer is pretty obvious: you're worried about your mate becoming sexually attracted to that person, and, well, you know what happens next.... It's quite common for a couple to struggle with the thorny issue of opposite-sex friends. Sometimes the problem arises from one partner refusing to let go of past boyfriends or girlfriends. Individuals who keep the old flames' phone numbers in their contact file believe it doesn't make sense to dispose of the friendship just because the romance fizzled out Some opposite-sex relationships spring from the workplace. In many job sites, including the military, men and women work side by side. When put into high-intensity situations, people bond. Some people, even if they're married, think that it's artificial to limit these positive work experiences to the office. They figure that if it feels good to be around th
Yahoo Football
Have a yahoo football league drating in an hour and a half and would love to have more players in it. If you would like to join the please come on in. League ID #435763 Password #21755 Draft is at 4:30 so please come join
what ya put on your hamburger
What Ever Happened To My Life
To All My Friends And Family
What Is Your Favorite Day Of The Week
what is your favorite day of the week
12 "fuck You's" Of Fubar......
Fuck You number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON FUBAR. ITS NOT LIKE FUBAR IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a Fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesnt. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number SIX Quit crying because you're not on someones Crush Who cares?!? ITS FUBAR!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up t
Nguest Book
hey al u tappers out there please stop by sign my guessbook need u tooooo
This Will Make You Think!
> >> KNOW THESE FACTS? > > >> > > >> > > >> Death is certain but the Bible speaks > > >>about untimely death! > > >> > > >> Make a personal reflection about > > >>this..... > > >> > > >> Very interesting, read until >the > > >>end..... > > >> It is written in the Bible (Galatians > > >>6:7): > > >> > > >> > > >> "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: > > >> for whatsoever a man soweth, > > >> that shall he also reap. > > >> > > >> > > >> Here are some men and women > > >> who mocked God >: > > >> > > >> > > >> John Lennon (Singer): > > >> > > >> Some years before, during his interview > > >>with an American Magazine, he said: > > >> > > >> "Christianity will end, it will > > >>disappear. > > >> I do not have to argue about > > >> that. I
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~can You Hear Me~
My Horoscope For The Day.
Try not to worry too much about whether your feelings are being returned. Their depth is sufficient to warrant some serious positive karma that could come in any form. Have patience and see what happens.
New To Fubar
Howdy! Just getting set up here on FUBAR. Hat tip to 'phoenixxx' for the site info. Hope to get my level up soon. Peace, out!
What's 18 Inches Long
Q: What's 18 inches long, black, and hangs in front of an asshole? A: A stethoscope
Nascar Race
Its raining at michigan international speedway .what are we gonna do drink? Hell yes
Letting You Know...
That I won't be on here as much as I was before but I will check on a day 2 day basis and I will keep up with my friends as much as I can, Thanks.
Why Does Love Hurt???
No don't worry. The Gimptastic One is not heart broken. This was sparked by something I read. Love hurts because it is real. This is why it hurts to lose it. I mean if it wasn't really love, then when you lost it, you could just go on as if nothing happened. Why? Because nothing DID happen, emotionally speaking. You may have gone through the motions. But it wasn't love. The more it hurts when you lose love, the more real that love was to begin with. No Pain, No Gain might be a bit cliche', but it is fitting. Love isn't about convenience. It's about sacrifice, or the willingness to sacrifice for the one you have the love for. Love doesn't come with an On/Off switch. Love is one of the biggest risks you can take. The pay off is imeasureable. But so is the pain when that love is lost. But remember, love is never a failure. There is no such thing as a failed love, if it was real to the person giving the love. Because loving someone is such a big risk. The willing
White Lie Cake
White Lie Cake Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of the ladies who bake for church events. Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack up for Scout camp. When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. she said, 'Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake.' This cake was important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom-a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with i
Lovin Ozzfest!!
this is 1 place were u can just be yourself, and anybody who is nobody or somebody just come together and have a great time. At ozzfest you don't have to worry about what you wear becuase 9 times out of 10 that shit's gonna get ripped off lol. So if your an ozzy fan i can't stress enough take the time this year gather up some friends and hit up Ozzfest 2007, the great part about it is its free so what do you have to loose besides your cloths or a few broken bones!
When U Miss A Woman??
Whats Happens When People Take Mumms To Serious
Comments on this mumm: ~*Ashley*~{Cert... 2007-08-19 11:28:40 #38 of 38 I didnt bash I said " right there saying that you think the theme ghetto cool was lame" thats all I ever said if you cant take peoples thoughts dont post mumms. delete comment please fan and ... 2007-08-19 11:28:40 #37 of 38 u aint liein cuz they aint gonna do nothing to me... all they gonnasay is ignore it! LMAO babythughette 2007-08-19 11:27:57 #36 of 38 ashley just wants to ruin mumms she told me herself thats why i blocked that bitch. please fan and ... 2007-08-19 11:27:55 #35 of 38 Good move on cant nobody stand yo ass "Not Your A... 2007-08-19 11:27:50 #34 of 38 oh boy do we have a tattle tale in the room? honestly....cry me a river. People are people, and this site frowns on racism but allows may other things that are much worse...find something else to do with your time then worry about what other peoples opinions are...geesh please f
>>> Cynthia Lowther 8/14/2007 10:19 AM >>> At first you might think this is funny (I did)... but then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he hollers, Tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inhe
Ssdd, Well Maybe Not
Well, what do you know? Here it is the first day of the last year in my 30's. Now unlike when I turned 29 and got all depressed. I am like embracing this shit. I am looking forward to turning 40 next year. I have no idea why? I guess it has a lot to do with how one lives. I seriously think that I believed the thoughts that I would had been dead by age 30. So for every year I have lived past the age of 30 is like bonus years. I mean when I was 16 I started partying hard. I mean hard, drugs, booze, beer, drugs. All that great shit. So it was figured I might over dose, choke on my vomit, car accident, or attempt dangerous acts where it is cool if you survive. Or you are stupid if you don't. Kind of like that fine line between idiot and hereo. So I am going to break down a list of favorites from 20 years ago. And compare to now. Here is an example Favorite Drug Age 19- cocaine Age 39- Ibuprofen Drink 19-Pabst Beer 39- Kettle One Press Soda 19-Coke 39- Diet Dew B
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Run Thru The Rain
NEED WASHING?? A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring o utside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!" She repeated. "No
Need A Smile For The Day?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results: scroll down. God is like. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like. a FORD He's got a better idea. God is like. COKE He's the real thing. God is like. HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like. TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind. God is like. GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life. God is like. SEARS He has everything. God is like. ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him God is like. SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like. DELTA He's ready when you are. God is like. ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him. God is like
DAUGHTER'S I have two beautiful little girl, I miss them so dearly I try and the best for them to let them know that I am around and think of them always. I know I can't change the past but want them to know I am going to be here for them in the future. I did things I am not proud of and regret it everyday and night. I dream about seeing my daughter's together when they are all grown-up. They look so much alike. I hope one day they can forgive me and love me like I Love them and that I did the best I could to be there for them and still trying to be there always and forever. I hurt everyday knowing what I did to them and I want to make it right again with my two beautiful daughter's. To My Beautiful Girls I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE FORGIVE ME MOMMY LOVE'S YOU SO MUCH!!!
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Por Que Las Mujeres Son Asi!
Chocolate Pop Rocks?
They exist, and they are... interesting. An interesting week is coming up for me. Set hours for seven days straight? Hell has frozen over (again) folks! And I even have decent hours too. About 3 from a meeting we had yesterday. Finally got to see and play with the new machines. All in all they don't seem too bad. It will just take a little while to get used to them of course. And it will take a bit longer to get the store set up. Over all the meeting was what I expected, slightly disorganized but kinda funny and a little bit informative. I'm being moved to a different team again. That ends up not meaning much of anything, but I get to gloat a little bit. The team I was on had too many assistants, and the TL was asked who he wanted to have me or this other kid. He said the other kid because the other kid needs more help. So I was put on the team that is mostly newer people who will need more help. Anyways the rest of my week is fairly decent like I said. Tomorrow I have to wait fo
Omg wow this user got pissed at me what the *** dam she has a temper anyway who ever rates her yea but whatever you people do don't ask her why her picture are private she didn't give me a answer instead she got pissed at me wow boy do i suck
After a 19 year marriage and attempt in relationships i am giving up all hope i cant take any more heartaches no more lies and so tired of men cheating that i have just gave up i dont want to try anymore seems like just when you think that right one came along he leaves as fast as he came into the picture so as of now i am 41 and cant find MR RIGHT so i give up looking he has hide himself well as not to be found so i will just stay alone and have no worries anymore never have to worry if i am being lied to or cheated on!!!!
Breakfast At Mcdonald's
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.' The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standi
Utterly Fu*king Amazed
I am absolutely speechless. SGT SKI'S WIFE ♥ NO I AIN'T LEAVING MY HUSBAND SQUASH THE RUMOURS~@ fubar for those of you still confused about who she REALLY is...she has once again....stolen pics. one thing is to steal pics from some random porn chick....but someone else on fubar? how stupid can you really be? this is the chick she has stolen from: (most of her pics are private unless you are a friend(because of posers)...but her main pic is one of the many stolen pics) ☆Kristina♥'s̸̸̸DJ☆@ fubar PLEASE REPOST TO STOP THE POSER!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, Hello, Hello
Well, guess I didn't make it here in time to say guess it's a Good Afternoon to everyone now! Not much going on here...being lazy, as we usually are on a Sunday. We're possibly suppose to get some rain this afternoon....50/50 chance, and we SURE need it, so let's hope at least a little shows up before the day's over. Everything here is soooooo dry, as I'm sure it is across several areas of the country. I use to be able to walk in my yard barefoot, but now the grass...or what there is of it, just sticks the bottom of your feet, it's so dry and brown. I do love hot weather, but it can go a bit to the extreme at times. But, as much as I hate cold, I will take the extreme, vs. the cold anytime! Moriah worked this weekend, and is at Landon' we're headed out to Landon's later to do supper. School starts for her on Tuesday, so just one more day of summer freedom....a BIG SENIOR, and she IS excited! As Mom...I'm still trying to figure out where the past 17 y
Quote For August 19
Whenever anyone has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it. -- Rene Descartes Bonus Quote: "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.". -- Euripides
Question? Sexy? >>>>>
Ok, Sexy Beautiful Gorgeous Have a question here ? If you call everyone beautify, sexy, gorgeous …what do you call someone YOU my find that you jusr might Really Like ? To let her or him know he is different from the rest ? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Just something to think about ? Psssss Whatever you do don’t stop calling me any of the above I can’t help but smile every time I read it if if it is one in a million sent ;)
Laugh For August 19
Gone Fishing There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot. Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a hole in the ice. Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing. Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task. "Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble." "Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!" "Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!"
Mind Boggling...freaky....
Random Poetry
Broken Heart There's a hole in your heart you can not fill, There's a pain throughout your body you can not heal. Your mind, it runs, in a million different ways, Scattered, torn thoughts, throughout your brain. In this world you feel you're all alone, No one to talk to, no where to go. You feel it's your fault that they are gone, You wish you could change what exactly went on. You confide in someone whom you think cares, But they ignore you and act like you're not even there. You try to overcome these emotions, but nothing seems to work, Every time you think about it, the tears well up and hurt. You begin to deal with the pain quite well, Just when your heart starts to heal, you begin those thoughts, And return to Hell. You realize there is nothing you can do, You must wait, despite the pain, your dreams you must pursue. Your life can not be put on hold because of these tears, Sooner or later, you'll look back and wonder, "Where are the years?" The
Senior Breakfast
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" stated the waitress. "I'll take the special then." my wife said. "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked. "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once.
ok here goes im trying to find some old friends from when i lived in winchester tenn. i have no luck so if any body has any ideas it would be great and helpful i would relly like to find some of them but girls change there names guys uses screwed up names thanx b.j robertson a.k.a
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into one of the water holes. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother was running towards them in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says she shook the older boy's shoulders in anger combined with relief. "We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him.....'in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes.' "
Mother's Drug
MOTHERS WHO DRUG US!!! The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied; I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, Spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitch
Guest Books
I don't really understand the whole guestbook thing. Most of the time when people say sign my guestbook, I can't find it on their page. Maybe I'm just slow or blind or something. I don't know. Sometimes I see what they are talking about. Not usually though, and I just get really confused. I guess I'm just not up to date, on all this internet stuff.
Neuman, Marcus Cookies
A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00. Let's let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY! My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas , and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie." It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can buy the recipe." Well, I asked how much, and she responded, "Only two fifty. It's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to just add it to my tab. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe - $250.00". That was outr
Why My Life Suck
hi well my life sucks and i dont know where i well be all i know is that i lost my soulmate over 3 mo now im sad all the time and i do lot of crying im trying to move on with life but i well always love her for very i miss her very much she was my life i dont know much langer i can go with life i dont have anyone that i can say i love i dont know how much longer i can go on so what is there left in life to go on with if i not have my soulmate . i well always love her to the end of my life i well never love anyone as much i love her . I LOVE YOU SHERYL and always well
Computer Program
I've been doing a web search for a certain computer program for my 15 yr old son. He wants a program where he can take car and truck body styles, chaises and tires and create his own that he can paint and add decals. I want to encourage his interest but can't seem to find any program suitable for him or what he's looking for. If anyone knows of this kind of program let me know. Thanks so much.
If A Man Wants You
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from your headache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then NO, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is! Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You will be mad at yourself later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, and he's not going to treat you any differently! Always have
My Birthday Bulletin From Hot Momma
¢¾BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar
Hey Check Me Out
Hey everyone I hope ur Sunday is going well. I need a little help if you all dont mind. Im still trying to finish this contest and need some bombs Pease help. I just want to get it done and over with I'm well in the lead and just want to sinish it up. I need 20,000 bombs and have 14,600. If interested here is the link.Just click the pic if it doesnt work contact me thru shout box and i will send the link directly to you. o
I Love You All
to all my family friends and fans who helped me level up i thank you and love you allGet More at
Just More Random Bits
I am very HAPPILY separated for 4 years.. soon to be divorced. I have no children I am honest, but tactful I smoke (present tense) and I've done drugs (past tense)... Evidently saying no didnt help, I CANNOT resist gorgeous eyes My shampoo is pert + I seldom wear cologne I rarely drink, I'd rather relax with an amaretto but sr cuervo and I have battled in the past, i always loose that one. I love to be at home relaxing I am a SCORPIO in a big way I love bbw's I dont want a girl to break in half of me during some important time! I have great senses, i can hear, smell and taste above normal limits i have a neice and a nephew I am fiercely loyal I one true friend and a cast of supporting players LOL I am addicted to cheesecake I love Mt Dew! I have quirks.. nuff said Too much perfume ona woman will make me gag I deal with crowds when i have too I really fell in love for the first time at 37... it blew up on me. I need to
How To Use A Pendulum
INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE YOUR PENDULUM By Karen Ryan, Hold the pendulum between your thumb and index finger with your elbow slightly bent at your side. Use the hand that feels most comfortable for you. Relax! It is important to let the natural vibrations of your own body move through your hand to the pendulum. The pendulum works like muscle-testing or kinesiology: your sub-conscious knows what you need to know. The pendulum will show you the answer by picking up and amplifying the subtle vibrations from your sub-conscious, causing the pendulum to swing! You can ask any question to get a YES or NO answer. HOW TO INTERPRET YES/NO For many people, when the pendulum swings left and right this can be interpreted as a "NO". If the pendulum swings to and fro, then this can be interpreted as a "YES". If your pendulum swings elliptically, clock-wise, counter-clockwise, or in some other gyration or even stays rigidly still, you must interpret this as best you
Psychic Protection
Meditation is one of the greatest keys to psychic defense. Regular meditation practice leaves you clear, centered, and in a mental place where you can respond to potential threats, rather than unconsciously react to them. It doesn’t matter the style or tradition of meditation. Regular practice is the key. You will not get the long term psychic protection benefits of meditation by doing it only once every few weeks. It must be like exercise, done regularly. I suggest at least three times a week. If you can do it daily, so much the better. Better mental focus can be gained by meditation.The type of meditation that I am refering to is an emptying of the mind to think of nothing. You should sit in a comfortable chair or on the sofa in a quiet relaxed environment, no music. Music is not necesary and can interfere sometimes, especially when you are first learning to do this. Sit with feet flat on the floor hands and arms not crossing not indian style, nothing crossed, doing that "crosse
Chakras And Meditation
Chakras and Meditation Chakras are sources of energy in your body, each corresponding to a different physical region. However, the physical body is not all you're made of. In fact, many believe that there are layers of energy that make up your presence here on earth. Those layers are: Physical body ; This is the only body that can be viewed without clairvoyant abilities. It can be seen and felt. This is the densest of the seven bodies and is the one through which you most actively interact with the world. Emotional body ; This is the entity you use to both express and feel emotions, including the feeling of divine love. Mental body ; This body corresponds to the source of your thinking and reasoning. Abstract thinking, creativity, logical reasoning, and philosophy are housed here. Meditation is one of the greatest keys to psychic defense. Regular meditation practice leaves you clear, centered, and in a mental place where you can respond to potential threats, rather tha
Help Me
One Must First Lose
One Must First Lose The loneliness of silence Envelopes me again I try to relax As my heart settles in I wonder what happened To my wonderful friend Who always stayed with me Until the night was to end It seems the house shook As he walked across the floor I couldn’t quite catch him As he walked through the door A discussion turned ugly As we said things we regret At one moments such notice My heart began to fret Some things can go sour Without knowing just why And I pleaded to the heavens As I looked to the sky This man I still love him Without a moment of shame And he is still angry With my being to blame When will I learn to keep quiet When will enough be enough Sometimes I just don't get it And the lesson seems rough One moment of anger One moment of fear And I remember my life Before I shed a tear This man who so loved me Mad me happy with glee Will forever be gone from my life So why can't I see That sometimes to win One m
Yes I'm New To Fubar
hi there I am new to this site, a friend invited me, didnt really want anymore web pages but...... guess I will stay on for a while and try to figure it out. my buzz is totally dry and I'm thirsty!!! seems like fun. thanks to all who has welcomed me and sent comments, look forward to meeting you all. have a great day out there. dont drink to much! peaches
Yaaaay 4 Me!!!!
omg so im FINALLY back into my apartment!!! YAAY!! Im thrilled about that. tee hee. And to make things 100x more sweet... i still have internet hooked up, even tho i havnt had a computer to use the internet with for like... 3 or 4 months now. So now i have a laptop, an amazingly clean house, and the internet... my life is great hahaha.... among a few other things that make it great as well :D Anyways im to happy to have actually woke up in my own house again... like... i didnt move out just to be stuck with my family again lol. (well it wasnt MY family, it was my roomies family, but still they practically are my 2nd family so same diff man!!!) Well im out! hugs n kisses. Tedz
An Unconcious Gift
An Unconscious Gift In such a short time you have shown me people still care, That I can still love, hope, survive and even dream, And that after all this time in my life I was so un-aware, Of how things in a person's life can be so serene, It matters not where I have been only where I may go, And many people have come to see that things are of the past, That I should always try my best and let the love inside show, And that the answers never come to me unless I should ask, That when my life seems so dramatic and turned around, Someone will always be there to lend a helping hand, That being open and honest helps me grow leaps and bounds, And someone will always be there in time to help me understand, That when my time is said and done I know that I can rest, By knowing that I have always said what was righteous and true, That I should always give my heart and soul and do my best, To let the real me inside come brightly shining through. That not everyone among us is s
Never Date A Capricorn
Never Date a Capricorn Somber, demanding, and freakishly logical. Emotions? It's not clear that Capricorn has them. And while it may be flattering for a Capricorn to be serious about you, bad news: they expect you to be super serious in return. Instead try dating: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, or Virgo What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
My Contest Update & Ratings! Need Lotsa Help!
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS REMAIN, STILL BEHIND!!!!! LET'S GO ORANGE! VOTE BELOW IN MY CONTEST! VOTE IT 5 STARS!!!!! If you still haven't voted yet or would like to help me out in my contest, click the link below & vote "5 STARS" for my design. It would be greatly appreciated. Thank you again for your help. (repost of original by 'MrOrangeman - SHADY S*U*P*' on '2007-08-18 17:46:51')
The Wiccan Path
The Wiccan Path By the light of one full moon, We gaze upon a lonely star, To see what life we can embrace, Or where in life we are. If the moon could tell no lies, What truths would it behold?, Would it tell of un-sung grace, Or the treasures the Earth bestowed? In the horizon I see a sight, To which the pale moon lights, Come walk the path of Wiccan life, And behold their loving rites. To know us is to love us, To not know, is the basis of fear, To uphold our bi-laws and understand, Would be to make things clear. The love we have is for all things, It stirs our inside being, To shun us without a single clue, Is to read without first seeing. Take a walk amongst the woods, And catch us under the moon, Dancing and singing our praise, To a wonderful up-beat tune. We live our life under the Goddess, Who in our hearts we embrace, Our praises seem to reach her ears, While the moonlight caresses our face. Come sing wi
Long-distance Sex
It doesn’t matter how good you are at pleasing yourself, when you’re aching for a little bump and grind and your spouse is away, it sucks. Sometimes no amount of internet porn or vibrating playthings are going to cut it—bottom line is that you need to connect with your partner. When your spouse is away it’s important to maintain not only an emotional and intellectual connection, but a sexual one too. It will also keep you at the forefront of each other’s minds and away from temptation. All it takes is a little imagination and a naughty phone call or racy e-mail to keep the home fires burning. "I used to think phone sex was a little hokey; it looks sexy in the movies, but I could never get myself to take it seriously," says Anne*, 27. Recently, Anne's husband Lee has been frequently out-of-town on business. "It’s been so hard, especially when you go more than a week without sex," says Anne. "One night we were sort of playfully talking on the phone and I don’t know what it was, bu
Not Good Enough
Too short Too big Not skinny enough Not needy enough For you to like But look past that all You just might see something you like Such as an independent woman Who wants to be yours To love you the way you should be Standing behind you Whenever you need me Even though Im not your type And you wont give me a chance I will always be here for you
The Orgasm Debate
For a hundred years there has been an on going debate with sex researchers, feminists and pop-culture as to what is superior—the vaginal or clitoral orgasm. Regrettably, this orgasm debate has left many women wondering whether the orgasm she is experiencing is the real or best one. What's The Difference? First of all, what is the difference between a vaginal and clitoral orgasm? The clitoral orgasm is achieved by direct stimulation of the clitoris. Orgasms are triggered by fingers, tongue, sex toys, or by masturbation and are more intense because the stimulation is localized. Clitoral orgasms are typically described as "higher" and "intense" and can be accompanied by a sense of over stimulation. A vaginal orgasm is achieved via stimulation of the vagina canal, which includes the G-Spot, the lower interior vaginal walls and the cervix. Vaginal orgasms are usually described as "deep" and "relaxing", and can be followed by a profound sense of calm. Orgasms during intercourse are of
My Gf Is Behind Please Come Help Bomb Her Pic
My GF is in a contest Great Bedhead Challenge please come help her win link is below please come help her win link is below Rascal FlattsI MeltMusic Video Codes By Music
These Feelings
I cant hide these feelings They are way too strong Each time you smile My heart melts a little more Hearing your laughter Makes me smile no matter my mood Yet yyou say Im not your type Which tears me apart If you only knew The love I could give to you Maybe you'd see Theres more to me then what you may see
Masturbation Infidelity
A while back, I met with a couple that was in a pretty bad sexual rut. They’d been married for fifteen years and had two teenage kids. I met with them separately to take a sex history. It turns out both were masturbating almost daily, at about the same time in the evening, without their partner knowing what the other was doing. To top it off, neither wanted their partner to know what they were up to, as they were too ashamed of their behavior. My bias is not to keep secrets in a relationship. I told them the gig was up. Their next step was to tell each other what had been transpiring for over three years. I also requested that they refrain from contacting me until they had. Three months later, I received a call. Apparently during the first week every time the subject was brought up, it was immediately dropped. During the second week, every time one brought up the topic, they would end up in a huge fight. Finally after three months of fighting and with much reluctance they share
Good Things
Some times its hard You simply want to give up Thinking you are meant to be alone That nobody will ever love you But dont give up Keeping your head high you will find, Each day will get easier Then when you least expect it Love will come your way So remember one thing When love seems impossible Keep your head up Good things will happen When you dont expect them to
just letting whoever cares to read this, that i have pics from my wild bar hopping weekend and they will be posted sometime this week... muah!
This Marine
This is a song that I wrote (With the help of my Pink Acoustic guitar that I call "Rosie the Riveter") He looked up at the Iraqi sky With his faithful weapon by his side There's a million other places he'd rather be. He was afraid and you'd never know it, This Soldier refused to show it, with his "Death before dishonor" mentality He had an MRE and 2 hours sleep And he'd pray the Lord his soul to keep as he continued fighting in that sand. He didn't want to die but knew he could In this pursuit of the greater good To protect us ALL from the "Devil Land". CHORUS: And he thought to himself, Lord I need your help, As I walk through the valley of the shadows of hell Im a US Marine Being strong as can be and I hope that back home They're praying for me We're the first to go...... And the last to leave God bless this Marine. As the tears welled up inside him He did the best he could to hide 'em He tells his buddy "Somethings in my eye". His frie
Pre-booty Agreement
Pre-Booty Agreement = Awesomeness This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by _______________________ (hereinafter referred to as "The Pimp") and ______________ (hereinafter referred to as "My Biatch"). THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e., Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good
Fucking Gangbangers
Last night I got woken up at 2 with my gangbanger neighbors in the alley fighting with a bunch of people. I called 911 then I heard a car window get busted out and a car peeling out. Then my neighbors ran upstairs then came running back downstairs and took off in a car to go after them. then about 20 min later, I heard them come back and go upstairs again, they came back downstairs talking about how they got their guns and were going to go "blast" them.. I want to move soooo bad. It took me forever to fall back asleep. I am sooo tired.
Chunky Chicken Cacciatore
Combine the following to coat chicken: 1/2 c. flour 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. black pepper 1/4 tsp. paprika 1 chicken, cut in serving pieces, dredged in flour mixture 1/4 - 1/3 c. olive oil 2 medium yellow onions, sliced or chopped 1 green pepper, sliced or chopped 4-5 cloves garlic, sliced or crushed 2-3 medium tomatoes, chopped 2-3 celery ribs, sliced 2 8 oz. cans tomato sauce 1/2 tsp. oregano 1/4 tsp. pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1/2 tsp. salt After chicken is coated with the flour mixture, brown in hot oil and add the remaining ingredients. Simmer together until the chicken is done. If needed, use the left-over flour mixture to thicken the sauce. Serve over hot cooked spaghetti or fettucine, with salad and garlic bread. For a variation you can cut the chicken into bite sized pieces before you start.
Easy Cherry Angel Food Dessert
1 angel food cake 1 can Comstock cherry pie filling 1 c. sour cream 1 1/2 c. milk 1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding (sm.) Break 1/2 cake into 9 x 13 inch pan. Spread 1/2 cherry filling over cake. Repeat with remaining cake and cherries. Beat remaining ingredients together and pour over cake. Chill overnight. Serve with topping of Cool Whip or whipped cream. Serves 12. VARIATION FOR LEMON DESSERT: Mix together: Juice of 4 lemons Grated rind of 2 lemons 1/2 c. sugar Add 1 can condensed milk and beat 4 minutes at medium speed. Whip 1 pint cream and fold into lemon mixture. Break 1/2 angel food cake in to 9 x 13 inch pan. Pour half cream mixture over cake. Repeat. Pat down gently. Cover with coconut (optional). Refrigerate overnight.
Barbecued Chicken Wings
1 1/2 pounds chicken wings 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup chopped lemon grass 8 cloves garlic -- chopped 1/2 teaspoon white pepper 1/4 cup minced cilantro root or coriander root 1 teaspoon turmeric This barbecue recipe is popular with street vendors. Combine the ingredients for the marinade in a blender. Rinse chicken wings in cold water. Place the chicken wings into a Ziploc bag with the marinade and leave in the refrigerator overnight. Barbecue the wings over medium hot coals for 5-7 minutes on each side (turning once, half way through) until they are cooked through and golden brown.
Happy Today...
im tired yet im happy cuz it seems that everything is fitting back into im excited to see wat my life brings me from here on out....hopin that all my hopes, dreams, wishes come true......i know my family will grow..and im happy about that too...jus got home from church hopin to see him on..jus so i can say hi and i love have a great day all that reads this....i know i am =)
Rain Or Shine Chicken
3/4 cup fresh lemon juice 1 12 ounce can tomato sauce (or 1 1/2 8 oz cans) 3 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 2 tablespoons brown sugar or honey 1/2 cup onion, chopped 2-3 cloves garlic, crushed 4 1/2-5 lbs chicken, cut into pieces 6 cups vegetable or peanut oil (for frying) Combine lemon juice, tomato sauce, Worcestershire sauce, honey or brown sugar, onion and garlic in a ziploc bag. Add chicken pieces and marinate in refrigerator 8 hours or overnight, stirring occasionally. Preheat oil to 360-375°F in a large, heavy pan. Drain chicken pieces and lower into hot oil using tongs, several pieces at a time. Fry until golden brown and cooked in center. Cook smaller pieces together at the higher temperature, and the larger pieces should be cooked at the lower temperature. If you're using a larger chicken than a standard sized frying chicken, cook at a lower temperature, and vice-versa for a smaller chicken. Variation: You can use this same recipe/marinade if you're
My Homie
The homie Bobby gets back from New Jersey today. He going to spend his entire brake chillin for my 22nd birthday. In 6 days he ships back to Iraq for his 2nd tour. Now thats a homie.
Today's Horoscope
Your love life seems to be getting deeper and more passionate, and you may find that your attraction is changing in some small but fundamental way. It's a great time for long, slow, quiet dates. Again, what love life? Just shows that these people have no idea what they're talking about lol
Love Betrayed
Still born tears Sieze my cheeks To bring my mind To a restless sleep Crying for so long Lonely in my own home I'm done with crying I'm done with dying Happy memories A lifetime away Pain is all i see today Sins of a love Not ment to be Hears ceasing to exsist Thier love is gone It died with the betrayal One heart still Strives to live But to mend again Is another story Waiting to be told.
Fricase De Pollo Recipe
I remember my Cuban grandmother's chicken fricase being very much like this one! 4 lbs chicken fryer cut in 8 pieces 6 garlic cloves, cut up 1/2 cup sour orange juice (or mix half-half lime and orange) 1 lg onion sliced 1 lg bell pepper sliced 1 small can tomato sauce Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1 small can Petit Pois (English Peas) 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1/2 cup raisins 1/4 cup sliced pimiento filled olives 1 tsp capers 1 cup dry Sherry Wine (*) 1 lb potatoes, peeled and quartered Marinade chicken pieces in garlic cloves, citrus juice, onion and bell pepper for at least one hour. Heat oil and brown chicken. Add onion, pepper and citrus from the marinade. Add tomato sauce, raisins, olives, capers, Sherry, salt & pepper. Add water to cover the chicken. Add the potato pieces in the last 20 minutes of cooking. Add the can of small peas just before serving. Wonderful over fluffy white rice. (*) Be sure to use only Sherry that you would drink, as so-calle
Veal Scallops With Bacon A La Cubana Recipe
Disclaimer from Walter, recipe submitter: Steak & Bacon is an old dish. However, I prepare it using this personal recipe. I did not read or take the recipe from anywhere else. Being Cuban born, I named it "A la Cubana". Please, you can use any other name you want. Enjoy it! Ingredients: (For 2 persons —big eaters, please, multiply by 2): 8 to 12 oz of veal scallops 6 strips of bacon (4 oz) 1 or 2 limes 1 large onion (or 2 medium ones) 4~6 garlic cloves 1 large green pepper (2 medium ones) 1 teaspoon of olive oil Some pickled sweet red pepper (for final dressing) Salt (your taste). Preparation: The day before frying, marinate the (veal) scallops as follows: Squeeze the lime, spreading its juice on both sides of the meat. Crush the garlic cloves together with salt and apply to the scallops using your fingers. Cut the onion and pepper in small dice. Mix them. Use 1/2 of this mix to make a layer on a dish and cover it with the scallops as a second layer. Cover the s
Some Random Tidbits
Do you have any pets? Have had dogs, fish, an iguana and now a cat What color shirt are you wearing? Grey Name three things that are physically close to you: A Pen, my advil and an ashtray What is the last book you read? The last battlemage by irene Radford Are you or were you a good student? Depends on what your teaching me :D What's your favorite sport? Like most sports, but probably football Do you enjoy sleeping late? when i finally sleep LOL What's the weather like right now? it's hot, damn hot, hot like the sun.... Who tells the best jokes? Comedians? What was the last thing you dreamed about? Cant remember Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes and yes Do you believe in karma? sure do im waiting for my good deeds to come back Do you believe in luck? yeah cause im proof of bad luck Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? yes i do, also like poached but prefer over easy Do you collect
Ok--i Hope This Dude Has A Pet Rooster
For Love And Honor
Hi everyone, For those who don't know, I am an Author and have writen a novel called For Love and Honor. I have decided to quit my job, and write more books. So this is where I need all of your help. To be able to quit working, I need everyone to buy a book. Otherwise, I have to keep working my 40 + hours and have no time to write. My next 2 book are a sci-fi novel and a book about Loss Prevention. The sci-fi hopefully will be turned into a movie. So if you have $16.95 please please find it in your heart to buy a wonderful romance novel called For Love and Honor. ISBN #1413793932. You can find it at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and so on. If you have time, jump onto my website You'll love it! Thanks for your support. Lisagail
Wbio Contest Starting Soon
Thinking about having a 7 day contest for all my graphic designers out there....I need a T-shirt design for my new radio show....Nina & Nalley Morning Show...This is our logo for the station. Feel free to rip,copy, or whatever to do what you need to do to make it into a design. True Country is the format if that helps too. If interested just let me know. Hoping to start within the next week. I need to get to printing them as soon as possible. Winner will get a shirt with their logo, 1 mo VIP, and Big pimpin' gift. 2 nd place will get 7 dayBlast, and big pimpin' gift. 3 rd place 3 day Blast and big pimpin' gift.
Life Changes
In about two weeks, I will be moving into my own apartment for the first time in seven years. See, my wife lost all her disability and housing benefits due to my income. This has caused a great financial strain that is preventing us from paying down debt and saving for our own house. Not to mention stress on our marriage that is causing us not to get along. So I found a place about a mile away that is still close to my job and her. Hopefully this will allow us to get our financial house in order and give our marriage a new angle to help us get along better. My new place itself is nice. I am getting a furnished one-bedroom apartment. The complex has a heated pool, gas BBQ grills and a tv-laundry lounge. It will be pretty spartan at first, but I hope to get stuff for it as time goes by.
ok short and simple.... i have 2 skins running... 1 with a red aback ground... the other one of my originals... wat i like to know my original i have pics now in the friend list and such'i was wondering which i liked better.... i dont wanna over do it.... thank
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I Never Know What To Do.
So.... Here it is. There's a guy I know that I'm really starting to like. A lot. The catch is that he doesn't really live close to me. We have always found ways to spend time together, but that isn't as easy anymore. In my past experiences with relationships that start off as long distance, it always ends up with one or both people getting hurt, or worse. I really would like to see this go somewhere, but my common sense is telling me to go fuck myself. lol. I don't want to ruin what I think is a good friendship, and I value the guy very much. I just don't know what to do. I know people always say that you can't help what you feel, but that doesn't mean I have to go and do something stupid right. I just don't know. I guess that mostly I am worried that I will open myself up just to be crushed. I'm afraid too that if I don't at least try, it'll drive him away, and that would hurt just as much. Either way, I feel like I'm kind of stuck. Please feel free to offer any input that might be
Please Send Your Thoughts
This was written by my boyfriend, John. If you could please pray, or acknowledge, or do anything to show your support and love. Just when life starts going wonderful, it often seems to turn for the worst to inform you of who is in charge. My grandmothers name is Nancy Gawthorp.. She is a very kind and sweet woman. All of you say she is mean becuase she dont smile, well that "frown" is her smile lol how scary.... on friday morning at 3am she was taken to the hospital by my grandfather (Dale). She was having a chest pain sweating and moderate to severe back pain. No signs of a heart attack but in fact it was. Quite severe at that. One of her arteries in her heart had clogged 99% another 30%. the doctors shoved a rod up a larger vain from her groin to her heart in an effort to emplace a stint in the closed artery. This device is placed at the end of the rod and wrapped in a balloon like structure. Once they have it in place they inflate this balloon to open the path way to the heart
Luvin This!!!
this video was made by the one and only !Natas@ fubar
Been A While!
I know, I know, it's been foreva since we talked! For this I sincerely appologize! Can you EVER find it in your heart, to forgive me? Well, maybe if I explain a bit, it will help... As most of you know, I was in a nasty accdent, back in April (rear-ended by a truck/semi)... Well, physical therapy is 3 days a week. Add to that, all of the doctors/specialist appointments, and daily upkeep of the house. Not to mention visiting my sweetheart, once a month, for a week at a time (I only wish it could be longer)... We are doing great, BTW, I miss him terribly, when I'm not there. Ok, back to my brokenness... I recently found out that I have to have 3 surgeries..ok well I consider it 2 and a half, the doctors call it 3. The half one, is injections in my neck, for the herniated disk. The other two are on my shoulder and knee...and those two are actually surgeries (AHHHH!). Those of you who know me, know that I don't even do needles...much less cutting!! Oh and now my little sister (Vicki) a
My Children
Angel tears caress my cheeks The wings of the heavens Keep me safe from harm Childrens' whispers ease the pain That my soul still feels today Another day passesby But still the tears sting my eyes As time goes by The pain's still near To know my children's laughs I'll never get to hear Another day another hour Of four children without thier mother But here I sit alone again Dealing with the fact That I'll always miss them They hold my heart They always have A mother's love Is not easily dispanded.
Live Like It's Heaven On Earth
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Quite Distruction Of An Unstable Mind
Melting down, stiring around, harder it gets, yellow and white, setting on the table, tools of destruction, breaking down, smaller pieces, piece on the pipe, lighter flames, inhales, bells ring, vision blurs, sweat pours, heart races, cant stop at one, always needing more, that yellow lady, who's control is ultimate, who takes your life, and spirals it into oblivion, hate blossums, love and caring dissapear, picking up again and the lighter flames, inhaling that precious smoke, needing more always, life in shambles, family disappears, loneliness is overpowering, that need grows stronger with every hit, alone, the ringing grows, the thoughts overpower, sold everything of value, cant get enough, always needing more, these thought and needs overpower till there is nothing left but the undenialbe realization that you are nothing without it, your brain becomming dependant on its chemical romance, its total need of control, without it shakes and derange
Strong Woman
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Help My Munky Level Dammit
~FunkyMunky~aka Fuzzybutts@ fubar this is one of the nicest people on her out and il buy u a drink wahooooooo xoxo i luff mah munky..she gots skillzzzzzzz lol lmao
My Birthday Bulletin From Ben Dover
Today is BooBoo's Birthday stop by and show her some Birthday love... ♥BooBoo♥@ fubar Happy Birthday Sweety... (repost of original by 'Ben DoveЯ®™' on '2007-08-19 06:14:56')
people keep running their mouths behind my back. DO NOT TALK ABOUT ME. if you have something to say, say it to me. if you cant do that, get the fuck out of my life.
G'n'r News.....
8/13/07 Page 3 October 30th is the release date for the GUNS N' ROSES - 2 Classic Albums Under Review: Use Your Illusion I And II DVD. An excerpt from a press release reads as follows: "This DVD is a documentary film about the Use Your Illusion double set - the people who made them, the process of making of them, the tour that surrounded them and, most crucially, the awesome music they contained. It features rare footage of the band from that time, including exclusive backstage film rarely seen before; lengthy interviews from musicians and vocalists who were there working on the records and the tour; comment from friends of the group and scenesters from the L.A. rock underground; insight and critique from biographers, journalists and DJs who championed Guns N' Roses throughout their career, and many other notable contributors. Also includes seldom seen photographs, location shots, news footage and much more besides. Released simultaneously in September 1990, the brace of albums mak
Mental Photographs
Couldn't get this out of my head so here it is. Those photographs in My mind Memories that will never be lost And yet need to be forgotten. The color of your eyes The way you looked when asleep The anger on your face when you hit Me. All your things are gone, yet this remains As a warning. As a reminder that I'm in a better place, Never to be so cruelly fooled again.
Who Cares If A Soldier Dies? _ U Gotta See This Ppl_
Who cares if a Soldier dies Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq" Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But
What Is Up With This
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Good Deeds And Made Beds
I know the saying. You made your bed now lie in it. And I did! And it was one of the worse sleeps I have ever had. I tried to pull the covers over my head but the monster still got me. It held me close and whispered things in my ear that chilled me to my toes. And when I tried to fight back my cries were unheard and my defense was something incredibly pathetic. I hated my mother for a long time. I did. But now I understand. And while I will never be like her in some ways, in other ways we are just alike. She held my hand on rare occassions and whispered advice to me about the monster. I was stupid though, naive and young. I refused to listen. But now I see that she was right. I owe her an apology. The dance was new to her but the steps were familiar. I have found that I cannot slightly dislike anyone anymore. Now my disgust forms like something dark and sticky until it tries to manifest itself as something violent. Yes, a violent dislike. And I stupidly supress it
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What To Do....
So Ive been a cook for about 10 years now. Im really good at it and really enjoy doing it, but I my last few jobs have really taken the fun out of it for me. I left my last job a few month ago to stay home and take care of my daughter. Im really feeling it's time for me to go back to work, for more reasons than just money. I really dont know if I want to go back cooking, because I can enjoy cooking at home more. I havent really had much other job exp. except for two years as a sales associate at sears. So now Im just staring at the gets hard to read when you dont know what you're looking for. So unless a lot of mooney just falls outta the sky and I can open my bar, I really gotta find something, and I want to enjoy doing it.....wish me luck :p
I am addicted to quotes so I am always compiling a list of my favorites. Below is a select few of them: Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. Friends are the sunshine of life. I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Others don't really want you to tell them what to do; they just need to know that you understand their situation and you care enough to listen. Just being there for them is worth more than you realize. Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere! (I gotta remember this one a lot!) Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. I take it as a man's duty to restrain himself. I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion. Givers have to set limits becaus
I Am Sorry
Sorry I don't have any more "I'm sorry's" left to give I have given away, sold, and thrown away all that I had left I have swept all the little crumbs of my meekest confessions from under my bed I have cleaned out my closet and given all my apologies to charity They don't fit me anymore anyway. I am tired of I'm sorry, and I am tired of being sorry for it I am tired of feeling guilty for being sexy, light-skinned and pretty I am tired of trying to fit in with everyone else's guilt, and trying to squeeze into my own So I am not sorry anymore. I am not sorry if your man wants me, or your girlfriend hates me I am not sorry that I tried, that I was hurt, that I was a lover, a best friend,That I was hurt That three years of loving, fucking, cooking, cleaning, playing doll house for you, laughing, dancing, and just being your woman was thrown back in my face I am not sorry that like lye, I was blinded, burned, injured- From having my time, my l
Pork Adobo Recipe
1-1/2 lbs pork shoulder or butt, cut into 1-1/2-inch cubes 1/3 cup vinegar 2 Tbsps soy sauce 1 tsp salt 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 small bay leaf 1/4 tsp pepper 1 Tbsp sugar 1/2 cup water 2 Tbsps cooking oil Combine all ingredients except cooking oil in a pot and let stand for at least 30 minutes. Simmer covered for 1 hour or until meat is tender. Drain and reserve sauce. Heat cooking oil in skillet. Brown meat on all sides. Transfer to a serving dish. Pour off all remaining oil from skillet. Add reserved sauce and cook for a minute or two, scraping all browned bits sticking to the pan. Pour sauce over meat and serve. [Variation: May be done with chicken or a combination of chicken and pork. Beef or chicken livers may be added too if desired]. Serves 4-6 people.
Helping You...
My other blog entry today is about not apologizing and I left the weight of all that guilt in it. You can feel the same thing too, just comment with one thing you have stopped being sorry for and stop apologizing to people. You don't have to and you can make some bs comment about hippie new age, or just close and go back to internet porn, but I'm hoping you'll comment and stop apologizing for just one thing in your life. You'll feel so much better.
Blasts....i Want One
dont know they are for but i want one... maybe one day i will finally get one n put a massive shout out to you all
A Perfect Outlook On My Life
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of som
Egg-breaded Steak Recipe
6 thin steaks 6 thin slices of swiss cheese 6 thin slices of ham 1 whole lemon, juiced 1 whole recipe of sofrito (scroll down a few recipes to find it) salt, onion, garlic powder to taste For Breading 1 cup bread crumbs 2 eggs Follow instructions for breaded steak, prepare basic sofrito. When ready to serve, place slice of ham on top of each steak and then a slice of cheese on top of ham. Place steaks in a baking dish, place 2 spoonfuls of sofrito mixture over every steak. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 C) until cheese melts. Serve with salad.
Just Wanted You To Know...
Sometimes in life we seem to slow our pace And in our hearts we're left with an empty space We only think of the loneliness and pain Then someone says there’s no need to explain They do not have to be your very best friend But maybe you'll find, on them you may depend Even if you don't say what you’re thinking inside Just talking is better than trying to hide I've found people that put a smile on my face And let me tell you, they've filled that empty space So to the people I am talking about I want you to know the small things really do count When I talk to you I feel everything's okay To you I owe a debt I could never repay So when you forget about the lives you touch Think of me, for it is you I owe so much "Thank You For Being My Friends... Just wanted you to know!
The Reasons
The reason's I dislike Mystical are very simple. 1.Her fake pics. 2. SHE LIED ABOUT BEING IN THE MILITARY. She is a con-artist. She uses guys for all they are worth. She isn't even good looking n the RL. I've seen pictures of her and I have some. She says she never used her pictures because of an accident??? There was no accident. Your ugly bitch face it. If you are a dude and your involved with her your an idiot I'm sorry. Wake the hell up Ski. I'm not gonna bash Ski to much though cause after all he is my brother in arms. He's being played like a fiddle right now though. Then there is this other guy. I don't know much about him "x_wolf_x" or whatever his name is. Dude seriously do you trust a girl that was talking you up while her "So Called" hubby was in Iraq??? Or maybe you just didn't care which would also make you a fucked up person. If she would play him while he is in Iraq she WILL play your ass. The funny thing is I guarantee that she is talking to someone else besi
Yesterday.. Yesterday I stopped apologizing. I can't be sorry anymore that my marriage didn't work out, or that I can't take on my friends' problems when my own world is falling apart, or that I can't commit to a relationship when I am still healing from my last one. I can't apologize for putting my emotional survival first before the problems of others and I'm not accepting your drama today. I am not apologizing for my weight, height, hair color, religion or lack thereof, or my past. If any of these things are hurtful or offensive, please leave now and don't worry about goodbye, because I don't need that. The only thing I'm sorry about is that I have lied to myself for so long to make the wrong people happy. I laid down so my ex husband could step on me, I have given unreciprocated gifts to fair-weather friends, and I have given my soul to so many men who didn't appreciate it. I am valuing myself first and foremost today, so if you call me while I'm on the toilet I'm not
Caserola De Camarones Enchilados (shrimp Casserole Recipe)
2 cups shrimp, cooked and peeled 2 cups crushed canned tomatoes 1 onion, minced 1 green pepper, chopped 1 garlic clove, pressed 2 Tbsp butter Salt and pepper to taste 2 cups cooked white rice Saute the onion, garlic and green pepper in the butter. Add the shrimp, salt and pepper. Stir in the canned tomatoes. Add the cooked rice. Place in casserole dish and bake at 375oF for 30 minutes
Pulpeta (cuban Meat Loaf Recipe)
3/4 lb. ground beef 1/4 lb. cooked ham (ground) 4 eggs 3 boiled eggs 1/8 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp cumin 1 tbsp. minced garlic 1/2 tsp minced garlic 1 3/4 cups cracker meal 20 olives w/ pimiento 2 tbsp olive oil Mix the beef and ham together and add two beaten eggs, salt pepper, oregano, cumin, garlic and onion. Mix well, add enough cracker meal to make the meat hold its shap (3/4 a cup or so), and form the mixture into a large loaf. Open the loaf by cutting it across. Place the three hard boiled eggs down the center and line the olives on both sides of them. Close the loaf tightly, roll the loaf in the other two beaten eggs and then the cracker meal three times until all the cracker meal has been used. In a large skillet, brown the loaf in the heated oil. Its suggested that you try to brown the ends of the loaf first. After the loaf is browned, begin prepared the salsa (sauce). Pour the sauce over the
I Love Messing With People!
Went to a concert with Persia last night and PETA was there with their petitions trying to get people to sign. Persia reminded me about the last show we went to that they were at. I had a convo with one of the petitioners that went like this: PETA: Would you like to sign our petition against KFC? Me: No PETA: But its to prevent animal cruelty Me: No He didn't know how to respond to that, he was at a loss for words. I guess they just think everyone will automatically sign for them. Sorry, but I don't support Domestic Terrorist organizations.
Half A Joint
HaLf A jOiNt Current mood: blah Category: Life HaLf a jOiNt got half a joint... chillin'. I can really appreciate having a HEAD FULL OF SHIT and the ability to not think about a damn thing. Reality vs. fantasy and one mo' again I seem to tightrope the thin line that divides the two. All the pieces are coming together in the ol' grand scheme of things... I've come a long way. My ass is moving forward and there is no turning back... rule 1: No Wasted Steps I firmly believe that I can be one cold-hearted motherfucker until someone or something comes along to earn my respect. I mean... how can i take something seriously if it can't even look me in the eye? "Bullshit" doesn't earn my respect... understand that shit completely, ok? I can smell bullshit from half the country away. Throwing it at me is only going to get me to see right through you instead of ever really seeing you there at all... know what i mean? I'm facing down my demons... re- earning the
Help Anyone????
ok i was gonna quit this contest but a couple friends have fought to hard for me to quit....i just moved into 4th place...can you all help me get in 3rd at least?.i would greatly appreciate anyones help even if its just 1 comment..thank you.
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Why Not Here?
i'm taking this weekend to think i have been under a lot of stressing situations in the last 3 days and i feel like about to explode i hope everyone can understand if i have a delay in my answers, or in shoutbox as well yesterday was my mom's birthday and today family is comming, so again i want to spend a relaxing time with them and give vacations to my mind i'll be around
I have been a recoverying Meth addict since May 9, 2006 and I have to say that life is so different. I used for 12 long yrs & I missed out on an entire world of things. I just wanted to let everyone know life is alot sweeter with my head on straight & damn there is no drama N my world NICE..........
Help Please?
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?" At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down. "Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does." Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage. The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
Good Advice
GOOD ADVICE If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your
Fake People!!
I am soooo effing tired of people... people in general...No matter what no one is ever happy... WHY!?...Yes everyone has problems... but you as a person are the one who makes your choices in life... you either choose the right way or the wrong way... either way its your choice ... and whatever may come there after, you need to ready and willing to deal with it...Everything in life is either black or white... there are no gray areas... You can not be in between so why even pretend?! Fake people PISS ME OFF! I'm tired of people pretending to be something they aren't...And I'm sick of this fake glamoured up life that everyone is trying to live... It's overrated and life isn't supposed to be perfect but some people jus can't seem to comprehend that!!
God I Look
fat I just want all of you to know I have lost 15 lbs since the last nsfw pics were taken. I will have to show all of you soon :) LEX
Dear Ex Boyfriend
(This is the actual letter I left on the kitchen counter the day I walked away) *I wrote several drafts because I am OCD about that* And if any of you wonder why I have too much fun now....this letter displays the last 3 years of my life. Dear *Ex Boyfriend*: For over 3 years, I had cooked your meals, washed your clothes and cleaned up your messes. For over 3 years, I had "accepted" the lack of my own foreplay, yet still licked the fleshy patch that you think are balls, and I had tolerated always being on top because....seriously, you are fat and I got tired of being blinded by your sweat. For over 3 years, I had put up with your children (Who, by the way are manipulative, pathological liars with an EXTREME sense of Entitlement) and I know you don't believe me, but your 13 year old really did ALWAYS piss on the floor on purpose. But you NEVER had to wipe up piss that wasn't yours so I don't expect you to believe me. For over 3 years, I have gotten your beer, yet picke
Being A Man Definitely Has Its Perks...
Being a man definitely has its perks... 1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a hoot if no one notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17. One mood, ALL the time. 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20. You can open all your own
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The World Is Doomed: Another Must Read Very Funny!
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 8. Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 9. Only
Spicy Cuban Mojo Chicken With Warm Mango-avocado Salsa Recipe
Chicken prep. ingredients: 1tsp cumin seeds (or cumin powder) 3 garlic cloves, peeled 1 red chili, stemmed ¼ tsp salt 2tbsp olive oil 1½ tbsp fresh-squeezed orange juice (most can also use sour orange juice) 1½ tbsp fresh-squeezed lime juice 2 large boneless chicken breasts For the Warm Salsa: 2 tbsp chicken drippings or olive oil ½ cup orange juice 1 tsp grated lime peel 1 tsp honey 2 tsp thick sweet soy sauce 4-5 tbsp of chilled, unsalted butter ½ firm but ripe mango, peeled, diced ½ ripe avocado, peeled, diced freshly chopped herbs to taste (coriander, parsley, etc.) To make the marinade: In a heavy medium-size skillet over a medium-high heat, toast the cumin seeds until fragrant (slightly darker in color), about 2 minutes. Transfer the seeds, garlic, chili and salt into food processor (preferably a amll one) and grind into a coarse paste. Place into a medium bowl. Heat the olive oil in the same skillet until very hot and pour over the paste. Stir
Waiting And Waiting...........
So It's been a week and a half since the Doctor checked me and said that I'm gonna be in labor in 24-48 hours. Here I am still waiting for the baby to come. I go back to the doctor Tuesday to get a non stress test done and who knows what else. I just hope that they can tell me something FOR SURE this time when he's coming or when they are gonna induce me. I'm really sick of being pregnant. I'm such an emotional wreck right now and wish he would come already. Any little thing I do I'll start crying. I just can't take anymore of this pregnancy. I just want my body back and the baby here so I can get on with life. I feel so tied down being pregnant. I'm sick of all the aches and pains, all the do's and don'ts. I'm sick of not being able to run around and play with Bridget or even pick her up. And those are just a few things. There are plenty more but I just don't feel like naming them all and I'm sure you don't feel like reading about all of them. Anyway just thought I'd let you know what
Pollo Rancho Luna Recipe *chicken*
6 tablespoons olive oil, divided 6 cloves garlic, minced 2 onions, chopped 1/2 cup orange juice 1/2 cup lemon juice 1/4 cup white wine 1 (4 pound) whole chicken, cut into 4 pieces salt and pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 ºF (175 ºC). Heat 3 tablespoons of the oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic and saute for 1 minute; set aside. In a separate medium bowl, combine the remaining oil, onion, orange juice, lemon juice and wine. Add the heated garlic and oil to this and mix well. Place chicken pieces in a 9x13 inch baking dish and pour the juice mixture over the chicken, coating well. Bake at 350 ºF (175 ºC) for 1 hour, basting occasionally with the sauce. Makes 4 servings
Law Enforcement Crack Down On Slavery
On news radio out of Dallas I heard that law enforcement just ran a conference to aid local police departments to crack down on slavery. The actually interviewed law enforcement officials who were shocked at the prevalence of slavery. How appalled they were to learn that a slave can be purchased for $90. To help police investigate slave situations, they listed warning signs that would give police officers a heads up on potential slave situations. These being high privacy fences, trash and junk strewn around the property, and a high number of people living in a single house.The big one was how so many of these slaves are used for sex, implying forced prostitution. So, Texas slaves may have local law enforcement fighting to liberate them and owners would have their doors knocked down and be carted off to jail because their fence is too tall, they did not clean up the trash that blew in over the weekend, and more than one person lives in a single house.
He who farts and runs away. Lives to fart another day.
Cuban Picadillo Recipe
The following can be added to white rice or used as filling in the "pastelitos" recipe in the dessert section to make small meat pies. For picadillo you can use ground lean beef or turkey. 1 lb ground meat 1 large onion, chopped 2-3 garlic cloves, chopped 1 small can tomato sauce 1/4 cup dry white wine Pimiento stuffed olives Raisins Salt and pepper to taste In a large skillet, brown the ground meat, onions and garlic. If meat is not too lean, pour out whatever fat you render. turn heat down to medium low. Add the tomato sauce and wine. While it simmers, chop up the pimiento stuffed olives and add to meat mixture, it is ok to add a little bit of the brine, if you wish. Add the raisins and adjust the seasonings. I like my picadillo almost dry, not too soupy. Serve over fluffy, white rice. If you like it soupier, just add more tomato sauce and/or wine, if you wish. For the pastelitos, let the sauce simmer almost to dry, so you will not have a runny mess on your hand
Cuban Roast Suckling Pig Recipe
10 lb whole suckling pig 3 cups fresh squeezed orange juice 1 cup fresh squeezed lime juice (6-8 medium limes) 12 garlic cloves 1 onion 1 tbsp salt 1 tbsp oregano 2 tbsp olive oil 4 bay leaves Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Wearing rubber gloves to protect your hands, hold pig by head and submerge as much of body as possible in water for 1 minute. Remove, reverse pig and, holding tail end, submerge head and as much of body as possible, 1 minute. Place in a snug-fitting, non-reactive pan and pour orange and lime juice over and inside pig. In a food processor combine garlic, onion and salt. Add oregano and olive oil and process to a paste. Smear inside and out of pig with garlic paste and scatter with bay leaves. Tightly cover pig with plastic wrap and marinate, refrigerated, 48 hours, turning occasionally. Preheat oven to 200 degree. Transfer pig to a large roasting pan. Pull hind legs forward toward head and prop it up so its back is up and it
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Pollo En Salsa De Frijol Negro (chicken In Black Bean Sauce)
4 chicken thighs and 4 legs 1 large can of black beans 1/2 cup of sofrito casero (onion, bell pepper, cilantro and garlic blended together) Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 teaspoon of cumin 1 tablespoon of oregano 1 teaspoon of apple cidar vinegar 1/2 can of tomato sauce Wash and season chicken with salt and pepper and set aside. In a deep iron cast skillet, add olive oil and sautee the sofrito for a minute. Add cumin, oregano and tomato sauce and mix around. Add beans and mix well. Add 1 cup of broth and mix. Let cook for 10 minutes. Finally add apple cidar vinegar and mix and cook another 3 mins. Add chicken one at a time and submerge completely in sauce and cook for another 35-40 minutes. Let sit for a few minutes before serving over white rice. Yum, Yum!!! The chicken will taste better if marinated overnight.
Huevos Habaneros (eggs Havana Style Recipe)
Serving Size : 4 Amount Measurement Ingredient Preparation Method -----SAUCE----- 1/4 cup pure Spanish olive oil 1 small onion finely chopped 1 small green bell pepper finely chopped 2 cloves garlic finely chopped 1 cup tomatoes, canned drained and chopped or prepared tomato sauce 1/2 cup pimiento drained finely chopped 2 tablespoons dry sherry salt to taste fresh ground black pepper to taste -----EGGS----- 8 large eggs 4 tablespoons butter salted salt to taste fresh ground black pepper to taste 1 tablespoon chopped parsley finely chopped for garnish Preheat oven to 350=B0. In a medium-size skillet over
Costillitas (cuban Style Baby Back Ribs Recipe)
6-8 lb lean baby back pork ribs 8 Cloves of garlic Juice of 3 large lemons 1/4 tsp. ground oregano 1 cup sour orange juice (Or 1 Cup of Orange Juice with the juice of 1 large lime ( I use 1/2 & 1/2 of each) 5 tsp of salt 2 teaspoon of olive oil Cut the ribs in 5 to 7 inches sections. Wash well under faucet and dry thoroughly with paper towel. Smash the garlic cloves in a mortar or garlic press. Mix the sour orange juice, lime juice, oregano, garlic, olive oil and 1/ 2 teaspoon of salt. Set aside about 1/2 cup of this mix ( the marinating sauce) to be used when serving. Place ribs in a large non-metal container and pour the rest of mix over the ribs. Rub the remaining salt thoroughly on all surfaces of the ribs. Place in the refrigerator and let stand for 2 to 3 hours. Set you gas or charcoal grill to low and place ribs so that they are not exposed to direct flame. Cook slowly for about 30 - 45 minutes. Time will depend on the temperature of the your grill . (Cook very s
Ajiaco Cubano Recipe
This dish is very hearty, so it should be eaten with nothing else except bread and a light fruit dessert. This recipe will feed 20, but you can cut in half and it can be frozen in batches. 10 quarts water 1 lb beef jerky (tasajo) 2 lbs flank steak, cubed 2 lbs pork, cubed 2 lbs pork spare ribs, separated (optional) 1 3lb hen, cut up 4 ears corn, cut in fourths 2 lbs malanga (a yellow taro)peeled, cut in chunks 4 green plantains (soaked in lime juice)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs yuca (frozen or fresh)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs Cuban boniato (sweet potato, not yam)peeled, cut in chunks 2 lbs pumpkin, peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb ñame (a white taro) peeled, cut in chunks 1 lb guagui (a greyish taro) peeled, cut in chunks 4 ripe plantains, peeled, cut in chunks 4 limes for soaking green plantains Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste Sofrito (see recipe below) The day before: Cut the beef jerky in large pieces and soak in water to cover. Soak overnight. Next day, dr
A Fireman's Life
You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks down the highway looking for the motorcyclists missing limb. _________________________ You compl
Trust Me! Lol
One of my family members are in a contest for Mr. Fubar and is only about 2000 away from 1st. So, if ANY of you could throw him a few votes and rate his pic - I would GREATLY appreciate it! Just click on his picture below and it will take you to where to vote and leave comments for votes for him. Thanks again - MUAHZ!!!
White Bean Soup (sopa De Habichuelas Blancas)
INGREDIENTS: 1 tablespoon annatto oil 4 ounces fresh bacon, diced 4 ounces Genoa salami, diced 1/4 cup basic Recaito 1/2 cup manzanilla olives, chopped 1 cup tomato sauce 1/2 pound white navy beans, cooked 8 cups water 1/4 cup short-grain rice 2 ounces angel hair pasta or fidellini 1/2 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 Heat the oil in a heavy skillet and saute the bacon and salami. Add the recaito, olives, and tomato sauce. Cook over medium heat for 3 minutes. 2 In a soup kettle, combine the beans and water. Add the bacon mixture, rice, noodles, and salt and pepper. Bring the soup to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 20 minutes, or until the rice is cooked.
Traditional Chicken Fricassee (fricase De Pollo Tradicional)
INGREDIENTS: 1 4-pound chicken, cut into pieces 1 tablespoon salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 tablespoon dried oregano 3 tablespoons safflower oil 4 ounces smoked ham, diced 1/2 cup basic recaito 1 Italian frying pepper, seeded and diced 1/2 cup alcaparrado 1 tablespoon white-wine vinegar 2 cups tomato sauce 2 cups water 1/2 cup golden rum 3 bay leaves 1 Season the chicken with salt, pepper, and oregano. Set aside. Heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the ham, recaito, frying pepper, and alcaparrado over medium heat for 5 minutes. Add the chicken and cook for 5 minutes more. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 25 minutes.
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Salt Codfish Fritters (bacalaitos)
INGREDIENTS: 1/2 pound salt bacalao, cooked and shredded 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 3 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped 2 tablespoons basic Recaito 1/2 yellow and 1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and diced 2 cups water 2 cups corn oil 1 Combine the bacalao, flour, salt, pepper, baking powder, garlic, recaito, and bell pepper in a bowl. Add the water and mix well. Let stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. 2 Heat the oil in a frying pan until hot but not smoking. Drop the batter by spoonfuls and fry until golden brown on both sides. Drain on paper towels. Keep the fritters warm in a low oven until you finish frying.
Show Your Support!
Supporters of marijuana’s legalization need to develop political skills and learn more about what it takes to be successful advocates and influential citizens. Public opinion is moving in the direction of reform; this is a good time to increase the pressure on our Congressional representatives to consider the legalization option. The persistent use of marijuana in the United States provides constant pressure on Congress to recognize the failure of prohibition, as does the widespread cultivation of marijuana throughout the country. Confronting Congress with public support for legalization, though, is necessary to develop cannabis reform as an important political priority. In many respects marijuana’s legalization is a simple numbers game. When enough people contact Congress in favor of legalization, Congress will act. It’s really as simple as that. There are 22 million adults in the United States who use marijuana in the course of any year. We need to convince 1% of them to contact
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Drug Policy Reform - United States
Here are a bunch of links to organizations and groups that are trying to help with the reform of MARIJUANA laws. If you for the legalization of marijuana read up and show your support! NORML National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws Students for a Sensible Drug Policy Students for Sensible Drug Policy seeks to reduce the harms caused by drug abuse and drug policies. Drug Policy Alliance Envisioning new drug policies based on science, compassion, health and human rights and a just society in which the fears, prejudices and punitive prohibitions of today are no more. Marijuana Policy Project MPP believes that the greatest harm associated with marijuana is prison. To this end, MPP focuses on removing criminal penalties for marijuana use, with a particular emphasis on making marijuana medically available to seriously ill people who have the approval of their doctors. DanceSafe www.dancesafe.o
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get
A Poem By Joseph
Angel Wings This morning, I smelled something very good. Perhaps, It was a rainbow. Or maybe, It was a dinosaur smile. Or even, a seashell. I am not sure What rainbows Or dinosaurs smiles Or seashells Smell like. But I'm sure they smell wonderful. Wonderful and special like the smell of angel-wings. But also, I'm sure they smell A little sad, Because we cant really smell A rainbow, Or a dinosaur smile, or a seashell, Or especially, We can't really smell The wonderful smell Of angel- wings This poem was written by an eleven year old boy,who had mitochondrial myopathy, he wrote a lot of different poems,I just posted this one paticular because i thought it was very sweet.Also because I think it was very special.Enjoy.
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As E
Today Be Sunday; Thank You Oh Heavenly Father
THANK YOU O LORD FOR :all theses gifts you give me , friends, family.,,,a great vision , a love so great , and my faith ; you keep me strong you keep me whole ; you show me more love than ive ever known. Man on this earth has,nt be -kinded me as you have Lord. But there are some now who are knowing me; thank you o Lord ;I have troubles and trials too ; Your there in all I do, what I see, where I go; You carry me if I grow tired , you wipe my tears and give me dreams, you send to me all my needs. You know my fears and you send me hope , you make me a survivor to go on. Your my Lord I want for not ; you are the one ; I follow now . Lord I only ask that you will see to my friends that are suffering in all kind a ways ;That they will recieve your blessings today. For the miners and rescue , I pray now thy will be done; and hold them close Lord , they need you too give them strength now to do what they must do. There was an 18 yr old girl yesterday O Lord Here In Dallas
2 Corinthians 1:3-6
3 Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; 4 Who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God. 5 For as the sufferings of Christ abound in us, so our consolation also aboundeth by Christ. 6 And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation, which is effectual in the enduring of the same sufferings which we also suffer: or whether we be comforted, it is for your consolation and salvation.
1 Corinthians 12:3
3 Wherefore I make known unto you, that no man speaking in the Spirit of God saith, Jesus is anathema; and no man can say, Jesus is Lord, but in the Holy Spirit.
The Jet
Went out to the 'Jet' last night. Not a bad place. The scenery sure was NICE! Lord have mercy. I'm 2 Tiffanys short of a really good fantasy, right now. LOL! Chris you're a damn good DJ! Props brother. If you live in the Fort Walton Beach area you owe yourself to check the place out. You won't be disappointed... unless you're clinically depressed or an a-hole.
Lightning in dreams is a pretty flexible image. Some people enjoy lightning and therefore desire it as a background effect. Others are frightened of its power and unpredictability. However, there are many power metaphors that merit attention. You may find yourself in possession of lightning as a resource for dealing with problems. This type of lightning is an asset for handling frustration that could be characterized as a wish-fulfillment. Dream logic: just blast it out of the way. Lightning may also be a warning in your dream. If you have fears about lightning in waking life, a person whom you are with or a building that you enter in your dream may cause a lightning effect. This is the mind's way of offering a dramatic visual warning. There may be an element of judgment involved, as divine wrath is often envisioned as a lightning bolt (personified in the Greek god Zeus and the Norse god Thor). What did the lightning strike, and did anyone get severely injured? Where did th
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Sweet Lil Grand Mother
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The grand mother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me CHIT
Safety And Security
It's 7am. I slept for about 3.5 hours last night and it felt like the longest 3.5 hours in a long time. Meaning, I actually SLEPT. No tossing, turning, waking up every hour. When your used to sleeping next to somebody for about 5 years, it really changes your sleeping habits, well did for me anyways. It has to do with security, feeling safe. (not only that but I slept next to one of the cuddliest men I have ever met) It was.... comfortable. For almost a year now I have been dealing with going to sleep and waking up every hour or so and as time as moved on, "sleep" is a word I couldnt partake in. People think I'm lazy because I don't wake up until noon.... or so, but they have to understand I'm not sleeping for 10 hours, I'm TRYING to sleep for 8 and barely get that lol. I can say I'm in a good mood this morning and that never happens either. I usually get outta bed tired and restless..... It's gonna be a good day, my friend, yes it will. :)
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Ill Be Alright...
Sarah Geronimo - Ill Be Alright It's time for me to let you know I am so glad that I have you through all these years I am so thankful Now that I've grown I'll always be thinking of you With all the things you've taught me so Always remember Chorus: I'll be alright I'l be ok I will be good learning all the way All from the heart these things I do I'll make you proud because I Love You I'll Be Alright, I'll Be Ok I Will be fine and I'll be good all the way All from the heart these things I do I'll make you proud because I Do I Love You So Bridge: I will stand tall and I'll try not to fall As i reach all of my goals I will go on and I will move one All because of You For You
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Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, And How Many Others?
The new Nickelback video for Rockstar is like the who's who of Celebrity. How many can you name? :)
The First Of Many, I Hope!
I know I always say this and then I get busy and well it never happens. I am really going to try to post as many of these as I can to keep people informed of what is going on with me. So if I start slacking let me know. I need the push sometimes. To begin, Juan got a new job. We will be Moving to Ypsilanti, Mi. We will be staying with some friends until we can get our own place. He will be working for Comcast. That is the Cable company in michigan. He will be with Tech support on the phone. It is a great job. He will be almost doubling what he is making now plus he will get benefits and so will I. It is going to all be good stuff. I should be starting school September 4th, that is if everything goes well. There is still alot to do. I am excited and see the light at the end of the dark tunnel that was my life. This gives me hope. Makes me think that maybe I will get where i want to be in life, if i can be patient and wade through enough of the crap. I am hoping
Baby Kaleb
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Lets All Treat Each Other With Some Common Courtisies
In todays fast paced world we often lose sight of old fashioned but yet still important aspects of todays modern world.When entering a supermarket,resraunt or where ever,would it hurt to stop and open the door for that ederly person or couple,how about the mother with her arms full and struggling to keep everything as it should be? How about in the check out line,rushing to get in front of someone you cut them off and nearly spin them in circles,thats just plain rude,disrespectful and un neccessary,where's the fire?I will stop and pick something up from the floor a disadvantaged person has dropped,whether thier hands are full,children in tow or physically disadvantaged. NOW another pet peeve of mine.Road Warriors! Tailgating,cutting them off,speeding at ungodly and wholley unsafe speeds.Would it be wiser just to start out a little bit earlier rather than risk life and limb of everyone around you?Even if you do get where you are going a little bit late? It's a whole lot better than
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A Promise Never Broken Pt 2
In the wind, can be heard the cries, Of his world broken and shattered. So he walks day and night, For his healing was all that mattered. His path, with hers, aligned, His guise deceiving and lying. And deep within his heart, Lays his soul, bleeding and crying. From her, he turns his eyes, For fear of her knowing his winter. Deep within his heart, His courage has frayed and splintered. They walk side by side, Between them, no words are spoken. For he hides deep inside, A promise never broken.
Happy Boobies
A Promise Never Broken Pt 1
They travel day and night, On paths side by side. His so low, and hers so high, Between them, no words are spoken. From her, he turns his eyes, For fear of knowing her winter. Her tears would pierce his guise, And his heart would fall into splinters. His path, with hers, aligned, By a book from the other. As they walk side by side, Sometimes unknown of each other. They walk side by side, Between them, no words are spoken. For he hides deep inside, A promise never broken.
Rw: Hola Atodos Hellou You For My Friends
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Have A Great Sunday Yall
Huddled within the darkness of the shadows, her mind raced with the traumatic events that led to her demise. The stains of her tears had long since faded, as the length of her hair concealed the shame she felt course through her very soul. Concealed from the eyes of those she claims to be in judgment of her. Eyes that others claim are never there.
Letting Go Of Shame
Shame is that dark, powerful feeling that holds us back. Yes, shame can stop us from acting inappropriately. But many of us have learned to attach shame to healthy behaviors that are in our best interest. In dysfunctional families, shame can be tagged to healthy behaviors such as talking about feelings, making choices, taking care of ourselves, having fun, being successful, or even feeling good about ourselves. Shame may have been attached to asking for what we want and need, to communicating directly and honestly, and to giving and receiving love. Sometimes shame disguises itself as fear, rage, indifference, or a need to run and hide, wrote Stephanie E. But if it feels dark and makes us feel bad about being who we are, it's probably shame. By living right, we are learning to identify shame. When we can recognize it, we can begin to let go of it. We can love and accept ourselves - starting now. We have a right to be, to be here, and to be who we are. And we don't ever ha

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