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Aftermath
an hour of pre op, an hour of post op... and all of thirty minutes in the OR and now the 'fun' of healing it up ugh thank[$DEITY] for whoever invented oxycodone... other than that... i'm off to my sofa to become a carrot for a bit... :D "I shall return"

A Slippery Nipple
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Sambuca 1/2 oz. Vodka 1/2 oz. Irish Cream Liqueur Shop at www.playboystore.com World's Best Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Put into a chilled cocktail glass in the order given.

Blow Job
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Kahlua - Whipped Cream Shop at www.playboystore.com World's Best Glass type: Shot Directions: Put kahlua in a shot glass and top with whipped cream. Without using your hands, pick up glass in your mouth and tilt your head back.

Dragon Con 2007 Almost Here!
The annual fantasy and sci/fi convention of the year -- in Atlanta, is coming up over Labor Day weekend. It is held at the Hyatt Regency, Marriott Marques and Hilton Downtown in Atlanta every year. More than 25,000 people attend this event. If you want to see some of the most intricate, amazing and awesome costumes from your favorite science fiction, fantasy, action and adventure movies, books, TV series and animated adventures, this is the place to be. More info can be found at www.dragoncon.org.

Long Island Iced Tea
Qty. Ingredients 1/2 oz. Tequila 1/2 oz. Vodka 1/2 oz. Gin 1 dash Cola 1/2 oz. Lemon Juice 1/2 oz. Light Rum Shop at www.playboystore.com World's Best Glass type: Highball Directions: Mix in shaker and pour into a highball glass. Add ice.

Billy Connolly On Retirement.
What do retired people do all day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's important at my age..........

Suicide Trees
I spent my whole life In love with despair Kept my lungs full With the breath of thier Mute atmosphere I became What I hate And thus Shall I remain To give birth to a Mighty assasin Armed with a weapon of words To defy the lies To never compromise No Today My name Is pain I stood Beyond the world Whispering secret syllables in the Eyeless dark Dancing wildly Round and round on the rotting ground Surrounded by the dead dusts of hell This is how I delete myself And this is how I corrupt Everyone else Obey Betray You are not unique You do not need to think Take it I will You succumb So nicely Like an insect staring back Like a dying dove My love So here we are again The sheets are staind and bloodied The animals scratch at my skin Here we are again My face is scraped and bloodied I've nothing left to give I wasn't there I'm not involved I'm innocent It's not my fault I wasn't there, I'm not involved, I'm innocent, It's not my faul

Attention All My Friends
HEY ALL I JUST WANTED TO AT LEAST LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I AM ALIVE , RIGHT NOW I AM AT THE LIBRARY SINCE I HAVE NO INTERNET AT HOME..WELL MY LIFE HAS BEEN VERY CRAZY THIS PAST WEEK....MY SO CALLED BOYFRIEND HASNT EVEN LAYED A HAND ON ME LET A LONE A FINGER..PLUS JUST TODAY , I GOT A DIVORCE SUMMONS IN THE MAIL THAT STATES THE INFO BELOW : AWARDING PLANTIFF custody of the unemancipated children of the marriage AWARD PLANTIFF child support , including , but not limited to , a periodic payment , and where appropriate , a child care allowance , health care allowance , and allowance private/ and or college expenses. AWARDING PLANTIFF exclusive use and occupancy of the marital residence AWARDING PLANTIFF exclusive use and occupancy of the contents of the marital residence DECLARING PLANTIFF'S seperate property Granting each party the right to resume the use of any maiden name or other pre-marriage surname.....

Sex On The Beach
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Vodka 3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps 1/2 fill Cranberry Juice 1/2 fill Grapefruit Juice Glass type: Highball Directions: Mix everything with cracked ice in shaker. Put into a chilled highball glass.

The Most Precious Gift
The Most Precious Gift Short as life may be We all try to find the one we need The one who will bring joy and happiness to us For as long as the world turns just because Love, a most precious gift, binds them to you Cause without their love you, A mortal being, would wonder around And your feet would not touch the ground. With those words above I send eternal love To you and your one and only Who will surely be your dear sweet honey. Be kind and just when together With your significant other!

Cosmopolitan
Qty. Ingredients 1 oz. Cointreau 3 oz. Cranberry Juice 1 oz. Lemon Juice 1 1/2 oz. Vodka Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix with ice in a shaker. Put into a cocktail glass and garnish with a slice of lime

New Orleans Hurricane
Qty. Ingredients 8 oz. Lemon-lime Soda 1 oz. Lime Juice 2 oz. Passion Fruit 2 oz. Light Rum 1 oz. 151-proof Rum Glass type: Cocktail Directions: Mix everything (except 151-proof Rum) in a shaker. Pour into a Hurrican glass. Float the 151 on top.

Summer’s Fading
Summer’s fading The summer has started fading quickly into fall. Once again, overhead will be the geese’s call. The air will turn crisp, and the colors will be bright. The days will turn short; and longer will be the night. The summer heat turned brown the once green grass. I glance back as another summer comes to pass. Was a time, I hated to see summer go. I’d skip fall and think of winter’s snow. We spend a lot of time living in a future that isn’t here. Why, we want to skip the present, isn’t always clear. I often ponder this and think it’s because, The older I get, the better I was. We look at our past, think of the future, skip what’s in between. We can’t change the past, and the future remains unseen. So, before this day has become my past, I’ll live this day like it was my last. I’m going to spend each day and try and do no wrong. My days passed now seem many; the future might not be as long. chris

Fizzy Peach Quencher
Ingredients: * 3 medium peaches (peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped) * 3 ounces pineapple juice (about 1/3 cup) * 1/4 cup frozen lemonade concentrate * Ice 1 cup club soda Method Combine the peaches, the pineapple juice and the lemonade concentrate in the jar of a blender. Puree until the mixture is smooth and well blended. Fill 4 tall glasses with ice. Divide peach mixture among the glasses. Top each glass with 1/4 cup club soda. Stir gently to blend. Serve immediately. Notes: Wonderful thirst quencher on a hot day. Number of servings: 4

Daily Gratitude
Daily Gratitude Most of my dreams have been shattered I Guess, what I planned didn’t matter. The schemes I had, they seemed so grand. God might have laughed when, I told him my plans. The door to the future, wish I held the key. Even still, I don’t always know what’s best for me. Given the choice, would we allow pain? Would we allow the storms even if, it meant rain? There’s so much I don’t know. Why does it take sorrow to help us grow? Why can’t we have the beauty of snow without the cold? Why can’t we stay young and never grow old? I now know, I can’t change time but, Time can change me. No longer am I, the person I used to be. As each day starts to unfold, I know not, what it will hold. I shall take each day as a blessing. I’ll overlook the bad that, makes life depressing. I’ll be thankful for each day and every minute. I’ll be thankful for life, just to be in it. Chris

Disorder In The Court...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am

Blonde Redhead Martini
ngredients: * 3/4 oz Vanilla Stoli * 1/4 oz Chambord * 1 1/2 oz dry champagne * 1 1/2 oz 7-up * Splash of lemon juice * Pink-tinted sugar * Chilled martini glass * Pink grapefruit slices Martini shaker Method Place pink sugar on flat plate. Run the edge of grapefruit slice around the rim of the chilled martini glass and then dip the moistened rim into the mixture and rotate the glass until evenly coated. Set aside while making the martini. In a martini shaker with ice, add vanilla Stoli and Chambord; shake well. Pour into chilled martini glass. Top off with champagne and 7-up. Squeeze in a splash of lemon. Garnish with a slice of pink grapefruit. Notes: Multiply ingredients by number of martinis being made. Number of servings: 1

Purest Feeling
purest feeling. purest feeling. well i think i'm gonna push it as far as it will go. give in to desire. only you will know. so tell me all your secrets. i'll stick it in your head. i wish i could remember everything she said. purest feeling. purest feeling. purest feeling. purest feeling. well she can be my savior with everything she does. or some kind of punishment for people just like us. i don't really believe she understands what's happening to me. the sooner that she gets it the better it will be. purest feeling. purest feeling. purest feeling. purest feeling. purest feeling. i have got it figured out. (i should have known all along). i can't live without her. purest feeling. i have got it figured out.

Fix-ahead Lasagna
Ingredients: * 1 1/2 lb ground beef * 1/2 lb bulk pork sausage * 1 medium onion * 2 tsp minced garlic * 1 tsp salt * 1/2 tsp pepper * 1/2 tsp sugar * 1 can (14.5 oz) diced Italian-style tomatoes * 1 jar Bertolli (26 oz) 5-cheese pasta sauce * 1 jar Bertolli roasted red pepper pasta sauce * 1 jar Bertolli (26 oz) marinara sauce with wine * 1 container (15 oz) ricotta cheese * 2 eggs beaten * 1/2 cup shredded parmesan cheese * 1 box lasagne noodles * 1 lb. fresh mozzarella cheese, sliced thin 1 1/2 cups of shredded blend parmesan-asiago-romano-provolone cheese Method Brown ground beef, sausage and onion in large skillet. Drain off grease and put meat into a large pot. Add salt, pepper, garlic, sugar, tomatoes and pasta sauces to meat mixture. Stir well and simmer on low for 30 minutes. In medium bowl combine ricotta cheese, parmesan cheese and eggs. Spray a 9x13 deep dish or pan with Pam spray.

Simple Chicken Enchiladas
Ingredients: * 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked and diced or shredded * 1 dozen corn (or flour) tortillas * 2 lg cans of your favorite enchilada sauce * 2 Cups or more shredded Mexican cheese blend (or your favorite) * 1 can black olives, sliced * 1/2 green, red, orange, or yellow sweet pepper, chopped * 1/2 lg onion, chopped * 1 Cup Salsa (Southwest or your favorite) * 1 Cup Sour cream * 1 8 oz. pkg cream cheese, room temperature Sour cream, guacamole, and sliced black olives for garnish. Method Pour 1/2 can enchillada sauce in the bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Saute onion and pepper in olive oil in large skillet until tender. Add salsa. Stir cream cheese until smooth. Slowly mix in sour cream until blended. Stir in onion-salsa mix, 1 can of black olives, and the chicken. Spoon approximately 1/12 of the mixture into a tortilla; sprinkle with a little cheese blend, roll up and place in pan. Continue until all 12 ar

Generation X
They say we haven't been through half as much as they have. Sure, they watched in horror as they heard the news of Kennedy being shot, and went through the Vietnam War. They went through Raids, the Kent State mystery, but we've been through Columbine and saw the Twin Towers fall. We've been through Virginia Tech, and have had to fight alcoholism, and battle eating disorders. We fight a different kind of war; one with ourselves and never being good enough. We've seen bulimia and anorexia. They say we haven't been through much, but we've been through just as much, and maybe more.

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im a slut because i'll wear shorts and a tank top im fat because i eat as much as i want im a bitch because i dont let you push me around im a liar because i wont tell you everything im stupid because sometimes im wrong im ugly because my face isnt perfect im a whore because i like boys im annoying because im not chill enough im a loser because im not friends with your group i use people because i do whats best for me im fake because most of the time im happy im weird because im not like you im controlling because i get mad sometimes im clingy because i like to be around people im greedy because i like to be satisfied im naive because im younger than you im conceited because im proud of who i am im rude because my manners arent perfect im unappreciative because i dont praise you Dont try to tell me who i am because i already know. [Farrah Donn] stop stereotyping people, and grow up.

Ugh !!
Got a call from the police today .. they were looking for my son .. ( Grrr) .. Seems he and an ex friend had a lil trouble today . when they were all still friends .. when they'd see each other .. they'd toss change at the other and would say something like hey you sexy beast ( well at their feet as a joke between them all that when they'd see a girl they thought was cute .. sexy what have you they'd see if she'd bend down to pick it up Yepp Boys will be boys ).. but .. seems my son saw this one person today did that tryin to make a joke with him and well .. this "ex" friend decided to call the cops and tried to have my son arrested for Harassment and Intent of Bodily injury or some crap .. Granted he shouldnt have even gone near him or tossed the change on his lawn but come on .. Bodily injury ?? Harassment ?? I wouldnt go that far .. Well anyway .. my son's on his way to the police station to give his side of the story and to sign a paper that he will not go near this kid or his fami

~*your Awakening*~
"A time comes in your life when you finally get it"…. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cried out- ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awkening. You realize that its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Chraming and you are not cinderella and that in the real world there arent always fairy tale endings(or beginnings for that matter) and the guarantee of “happily ever after” must begin with you and in the process of a sense of serenity is born acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not

Cherrytap Scam Please Read
Please read this There is a guy posing on myspace, cherrytap.com and yahoo as someone who works for a company called Ricoh. They are trying to get applicants from the U.S. to be reps for this company. The guy contacted me about the job and I figured it was a scam just the way it sounded. Usually these people don’t have pics and stuff on the Internet but he did. Well I filled out the application since he lived close to me and maybe I could get some info being the good little P.I. that I am. Well he started getting very stressed and wanted to know all kind of info about me that I would not give. Today by ups I received a 3000.00 check in the federal express. I knew not to cash it. It was fraud and I would have been in some big shit. I called info (being the p.i. that I am lol ) from the address that was on the letter. The address was fictitious and came up to a pharmacy. I talked to the manager and let them know what was going on. It had a different name and everything like it was a c

I Am Not Your Friend...
If you must lie to me,even about the little things, comments.... I am not your friend If you can't look in my eyes, I am not your friend. If you can not be there when I need you, I am not your friend If you only want me around when it's convenient for you, I am not your friend. If all I am is an emotional punching bag, I am not your friend

Little To Late
How have I come to this How did I slip and fall How did I throw half a lifetime away Without any thought at all This should've been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of twist in my fate But I know the truth and it haunts me I learned it a little too late I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me I learned it a little too late People have faith in me I think I once did too I promise whoever has a hold on out lives I'll see the bad times through This should have been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of shift in the stars But I know the truth and it haunts me It's flown just a little too far I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me It's flown just a little too far I try to blame it on fo

A Priate Looks At 40.... Jimmy Buffet
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an under-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin' Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends

Mid-life Suicide-edit2
EDIT# 2 MID-LIFE SUICIDE (STEVE LIEBERMAN) (JUNE 2006) gonna get me a lot of pills i'm gonna drink some whiskey gonna get me a pistol don't wanna do anything risky. THIS IS THE DAY I'M GONNA DIE FROM A MID-LIFE SUICIDE FOR THREE SEASONS DID MY WORLD COLLIDE THIS IS THE END OF THE BLEEDING RIDE gonna get me a big ol' knife gonna cut me 'til i'm depleted. this one-i aint gonna botch: a suicide completed. gonna jump off a building don't need no safety net or dive in a pool without water death without getting wet" STEVE LIEBERMAN MIDLIFE SUICIDE-EDIT #2 MELANCHOLIA FALLING 2006 love ya's all--thank you for everything xox

Ummm Ok Ummmm (crazy Shit)
Ok so a guy on my friends list sends me this in the shoutbox ok..... ->kinkyhorny...: ya askin my opinion on this and heres my advice from me to you.....ya better wear some protective gear cause if a man ever came up to me askin me that id prolly kick him in the nuts kinkyhorny...: sometimes i get so horny that i'm thinking about asking a total stranger..girl i mean..lol in person not online to watch me jack off..do you think i should and do you have any ideas on how i should go about it Maybe someone else other then me could give him advice but is my advice to him ok lmao

Your Child Might Have Autism If... (funny, Not A Diagnostic Criteria)
More funny truths about autism, aspberger's syndrome and PDD-NOS ------------------------------------------------- 1. You're shocked when you find out that your child's spontaneous language is actually a collection of lines from ads, movies and commercials. Then you marvel how he can actually do this and make sense! 2. Your child is fascinated that your skin can actually crawl and he lightly touches your bare arm to witness this incredible event. 3. You ask your son if he's ready to go to the Park and he doesn't answer right away because he's thinking about the last time he was in the park when he saw a toy car, which reminds him of the Toy Store, which reminds him that the Toy Store also sells dinosaur figures, which reminds him of a museum he went to 6 years ago, which reminds him...... 4. Your child thinks there's nothing more fun than reading about the mechanics of a fan, unless of course he's explaining it to someone. 5. He simply does not see the point in making

Tom Coyote .org Check Them Out If You're Having Pc Trouble They Will Take A Bite Out Of The Critters
So how did I get infected in the first place? You usually get infected because your security settings are too low. Here are a number of recommendations to help tighten them, which will hopefully make you a less likely victim: Safe Computing Practices 1.) Keep your Windows updated! * Go to Start > Windows Update or navigate to [color=blue]http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com, and install ALL Critical security updates listed (you will need to use Internet Explorer to do this). If you're running Windows XP, that of course includes Service Pack 2 (SP2)! * If you suspect your computer is infected with Malware of any type, please do NOT install SP2 yet. Read the SpywareInfo FAQ and post a HijackThis log in our forums to get help cleaning your machine. Once you are sure you have a clean system, it is highly recommended to install SP2 to help prevent against future infections. * It's important always to keep current with the latest security fixes fr

Just Fyi
I have to many people on my list...most of which have never so much as said hi. So I am going to thin it down. I know the few who leave me comments...rate my stuff...and so forth. Those I see as my real friends. I try my best to rate and comment them as well in return. The rest I am starting to view as access baggage. I know it is difficult to rate and comment everyone on your list, especially if it's very long. So if you wish to stay on my list please let me know, as I said there are some that I won't remove because they are truely friends. Thank you and have a great evening:)

Can't Live Without You
My mind fills up with dark thoughts, thoughts of this world, thoughts of my pathetic life. I feel so alone you say you love me, then why do you leave me here out in the cold, in the dark to wait for you, yet you never come. I find you in a place were better people stay, I find you in a place that is full of beautiful people, a place were you belong. Don't stay here with me, you are just wasting your life if you stay with me, I will never amount to anything. I'm just going to drag you down. Please, please don't leave me. I know that you would be better off without m, all I want is for you to be happy. But I just can't live without you...

My Past Few Days
Well Friday Alexzander was taking to camp by my friend Chris. He was going to say at camp till Sunday maybe Monday but they lost his googoo and Alexzander doesn't sleep well without it. So he didn't sleep all that much Friday night for them at all. Saturday around 5pm I got a call that they where on there way to bring him home. Tristen ended up going to North Bay with his Nana they left Saturday at 1pm. Tristen was also going to be going camping with Chris but Nana took him to North Bay instead. Well Saturday I got all his stuff ready to go and even wrote down a list of everything he had in his bag so she didn't forget anything. Well Sunday they woke up late and ended up forgetting to pack Tristens Teddy/Puppy bear. Its a puppy teddy bear. Well I didn't notice he didn't have it till Sunday at 5pm when he woke up after passing out on my couch and asked for it and I couldn't find it. So I call Nana and told her like hey its missing you know where it is. She told me that she much have le

You're Gone
If you could tell me what's wrong with me I'd try to me more just... If you could tell me what's wrong with you I'd try to make it better... If you could tell me why we all feel this way I'd try to find a cure... If you could tell me Who I am Who you are Who we are I's try to find us somewhere... If you could tell me... But you can't tell me... ...becasue... You're gone... Why did you leave me?

You Know Its Love.
when your heart skips a beat when its so hard to speak when your hands gets all sweaty and your knees gets so weak when you can feel their touch, eventhough they're not there when they do the sweetest things, to let you know they care when thousands of people are around, and yet they have you on their mind when they never forget to say i love you, every single time this is love at its fullest, this love is so true and everyday i am happy, cause i found it in you.

95,000 To Godfather
Once we start a level up we dont stop until its done..Come show some love..rate some pictures and her stash..Please remember your day is coming you wil want everyone helping you God Father..Thanks for helping fornicates™@ fubar

Hero
I FOUND THIS IN MY DOCUMENTS...I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT...MY BEST FRIEND GENIE WROTE IT TO ME WHEN I WAS IN A DARK HOUR...AND FOR THAT I AM TRUELY THANKFUL....I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING...I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH YA'LL I have given this some thought now? ¦ (and here they are) HERO = 1. In mythology and legend, a person, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for their bold exploits, and favored by the gods. 2. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life. 3. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field. A description of my Hero: The ability to overcome abuse as a child and still love others. The ability to overcome ridicule as a BBW all through the teenage years (kids are the cruelest creatures on earth) The ability to overcome the loss of not one, but three children and still have the heart to love every chi

Part 2
The last time I wrote a blog to you it did me really good so i guess i am writing this for two reasons. The first is to update u on me and open up to you a little more about me. The second is to release the feelings i have been experiencing. One of these days i am gonna write a book i swear. First of all i wanted to let everyone know that i have made some decisions. The first of those decisions is to start writing again. Its amazing how good it feels to write again. I have realized how much i miss it . I always loved writing but i guess since micheal died i was to scared to. I guess that Michealand his wife encouraged me to write and when he died i was to scared to write because i was to hurt. I have never been the type of person to hide my emotions but when Micheal died i was afraid to. I didnt want to show everyone how hurt i was. I thought they would see it as a weakness when in reality it was the most powerful tool i had to get me through the pain i was feeli

Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're Bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

Everyone Is In A Hurry To Scream "racism" These Days!
A man asks: "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't, " the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made

The Autism Paradox
Ok, I had to post these because they're very humorous to me. Why? Because they're true. If I cannot giggle my way through these things, I would go insane! ------------------------------------------------ 1. It's easy to recite an entire book but difficult to make up a story 2. It's easy to line up toys but difficult to stay in line 3. It makes perfect sense to climb on the sofa but little sense to sit on it 4. Memorizing the Presidents in order - 10 minutes. Packing a school bag - 10 hours 5. Family pictures on the wall are boring but that speck of dust next to it, now that's fascinating! 6. Talking about weather patterns - piece of cake. Talking about my day… impossible! 7. Ability to focus on spinning objects - timeless, ability to focus on homework - 3 seconds 8. Being called by name, can't hear it. Some owl hooting in the distance - clear as a bell 9. How to operate the remote control - zero instruction. How to button up pants - intensive instruction

10 Funny Things About Autism
It is my personal philosophy to laugh at everything, even very serious things. I find humor in everything. This ability to find humor is key to dealing with autism; and it's what makes me a superhero. Here are some funny things about autism... --------------------------------------------- 1. It's absolutely amazing how many stores have ceiling fans 2. When I'm in the mood to answer the same question 300 times in a row, I know just who to go to 3. I never have to be creative at dinner. It's chicken nuggets & peas. Every night! Or else :-) 4. I know where every fire hydrant is located in the entire city 5. I had no idea there were so many uses for a household spoon 6. If I ever get insomnia, I'll always have company 7. Sixty-four airplanes fly over my house every day 8. If I develop a sudden fascination with vacuum cleaners, my child can tell me everything about them - as many times as I'm willing to listen 9. Refrigerators can actually hum 10. Buy new sh

Where Are All The Sunshine Angels....pass Around
Hey all you angels! I'm just a little under 10,000, and headed towards leveling for Rock Star. I could sure use some of your help. It would be appreciated! I've added lots of new stuff to my stash, so you'll have lots of new stuff to rate. Thanks again, for all your help! Lev ...~*~Proud member of Sunshine Angel Friends & TBS & TF ~*~@ fubar

No Other Way..... Jack Johnson
When your mind is a mess so is mine I cant sleep cause it hurts when I think My thoughts aren't at peace with the plans that we make chances we take they're, not yours and not mine there's waves that can break all the words that we say and the words that we mean words can fall short can't see the unseen cause the world is awake for somebody's sake now, please close your eyes woman please get some sleep And know that if I knew all of the answers I would not hold them from you'd know all the things that i'd know we told each other, there is no other way Well too much silence can be misleading You're drifting I can hear it in the way that your breathing We don't really need to find reason Cause out the same door that it came well its leaving its leaving Leaving like a day that’s done and part of a season Resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves But at least we can sleep, its all that we need When we wake we will find Our minds will be free

Cheesy Chicken Pizzaiola Sandwich
Ingredients: * 1 1/4 lb boneless, skinless chicken breast, cooked and shredded * 3 Tablespoons olive oil * 1 cup finely chopped yellow onion * 2 garlic cloves, minced * 1 1/2 cups tomato sauce * 1/2 cup dry red wine * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano * 1/2 teaspoon dried basil * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1/8 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes * 4 hoagie rolls, split & toasted * 8 slices provolone cheese 16 fresh spinach leaves Method In a large saucepan, saute the onion and garlic in oil until soft but not browned. Add tomato sauce, wine, oregano and basil. Season with salt and red pepper flakes, adding more to taste, if you wish. Lower heat and simmer mixture for 30 minutes. Add garlic powder and shredded, cooked chicken to the tomato sauce; simmer together for 15 to 60 minutes, as desired (cover mixture if it begins to become too thick). Assemble sandwiches: spoon the chicken mixture o

From Charlotte Autry
Boots Too Big To Fill - A Tribute To Gene Autry A Tribute to Gene Autry and his music, in conjunction with the "Centennial Celebration" of Gene Autry's Birth in 2007. Gene Autry was born in a farmhouse near Tioga Springs, Texas on September 29, 1907. He spent most of his early years living in Oklahoma. Gene was working as a telegraph operator at the railroad station in Chelsea, Oklahoma and passing the time during his midnight shift by playing guitar and singing, when he was discovered by a smiling train passenger, Oklahoma's legendary humorist and radio personality Will Rogers. Gene Autry's family has joined with Rainy Day Records, Gene Autry Entertainment, and The Autry National Center in Los Angeles to produce an album to celebrate the 100th Anniversary of his birth and pay tribute to Gene and his music. From the inception of this wonderful project, the outpouring of support from the entire Country Music Community has been overwhelming. The album includes performances by Glen Campb

My Planet
You Are From the Moon You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon. You're in touch with your emotions and intuition. You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory. Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone). A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?

Better Together...... Jack Johnson
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard No song I could sing But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer, At least for most of the questions in my heart Like why are we here? and where do we go? And how come it's so hard? It's not always easy and Sometimes life can be deceiving I'll tell you one thing its always better when we're together MMM its always better when we're together Look at the stars when we're together Its always better when we're together Yeah, its always better when we're together And all of these moments Just might find there way into my dreams tonight But I know that theyll be gone When the morning light sings And brings new things But tomorrow night you see That theyll be gone too Too many things I have to do But if all of these dreams might find there way Into my day to day scene Ill be under the imp

Cream Of Chicken And Wild Rice Soup
Ingredients: * 1 cup Wild Rice (about 8 oz.) * 10 cups Chicken broth * 1 large White onion, chopped (about 1 cup) * 2 to 3 cloves Garlic, minced * 4 stalks Celery, sliced (about 2 cups) * 2 cups Mushrooms, sliced * 4 medium Carrots, peeled and sliced (about 2 cups) * 4 Tbsp Butter * 1/2 cup Flour * 2 tsp Savory, sage, OR thyme * 3 cups cubed, cooked Chicken * 2 or 3 Tbsp Lemon juice * Salt & Pepper to taste Method In a saucepan, bring 4 cups chicken broth and the wild rice to a boil; reduce heat. Cover and simmer about 50-60 minutes, or until rice is tender. (Do not drain.) Meanwhile, in a Dutch oven, saute onion, garlic, celery, mushrooms and carrots in melted butter until tender. Add flour and desired herb to vegetables, stirring well. Add remaining chicken broth to vegetables; cook until slightly thickened and bubbly. Stir in cooked wild rice and any broth remaining, and the chicken. Simmer on very low heat abo

Spinach And Zucchini Pie
Ingredients: * PASTRY: * 2 2/3 cups all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 cup vegetable shortening * 7 to 8 tablespoons ice water * * FILLING: * 1 pound bulk sweet Italian sausage * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 3 cups coarsely chopped zucchini * 1 teaspoon seasoned salt * 1 package (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed, squeezed dry * 1 container (15 oz.) ricotta cheese * 1 container (8 oz.) soft cream cheese with herbs and garlic * 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese * 2 large eggs, lightly beaten * 1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce * * EGG GLAZE: * 1 large egg 1 tablespoon water Method 1. Make pastry: Combine flour and salt in a large bowl. With a pastry blender or 2 knives, cut in shortening until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Sprinkle with water 1 tablespoon at a time, tossing with a fork just until mixture holds together. Sha

What I Feel....my Language
If I don't call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i say that i like you [ I really do

A Bride?
You Will Be an Unconventional Bride! You're probably the type of girl who never considered getting married - until you met *him* You're not a big fan of white dresses, church weddings, or cheesy DJ's That's okay - you'll do it your way... whether that means a Vegas wedding or guys as bridesmen While you may not toss the bouquet (or have anyone to toss it to), it will still be the most romantic day of your life! What Kind of Bride Will You Be?

103,000 To Godfather
PLEASE EVERYONE THAT WILL REPOST HER BULLETIN We have a Fubar close to God Fathering today. Please only rate her things during Happy hour. She's got 103,000 to go. Please remember don't look at points just show love. There are others that will be helping. The points will disappear.So come show some love. fornicates™@ fubar

Jitterbug Jesus
Jitterbug Jesus by Miguel Pinero Tiempos is longin' lookin' for third world laughter to break out like a pimple on the face of a pimp of youthful latino eyes that chase el ritmo del güiro en lo vagones del tren on school mornin' shoutin' broken spanish dream — si tü cocina como tu mamá como hasta el pegao jitterbuggin' in wrinkled worn out jeans bailando new found pride in bein' nuyoricano . . . on their piss stained streets where teens meet in head on collision claimin' colors on concrete cemetary slums slums that vomit screamin' rumblin' tongues ramblin' for a crust of welfare cheese . . . here in this aroma of arroz y habichuela-tostones-pasteles . . . two triple culture lovers meet/embrace & tremblin' hands lift pleated shirt — break an elastic band. in this cocaine drenched hallway that has passed broken wine bottles & broken bulbs & broken homes & broken souls & the two lovers meet/reach out for each other under the view of a million cucarachas their

My Fuking Ex Wife
she is trying to take full custody of my son and taking me to court for it. I have been paying my child support and I talk to him on the phone when ever she lets me so I don't understand why she is being a bitch about things.

Hahahaha, Idiot
Some idiot tried to call me out...we had a pleasant little SB convo...sorry I missed the beginning of it. First person I've had a discussion like this with, so I thought I'd share. He was trying to stick up for someone who posted a "lime pepsi vs summer pepsi" bullshit non-mumm. As always, bottom to top ->The Mogul: Oh, I'm not into gay porn...thanks The Mogul: peace The Mogul: keep bein an unhappy lil man... I've got money to make, keep workin for guys like me fool The Mogul: right... and that's why you're you, and that's why I'm me ->The Mogul: fuck yeah. I beat that little bastard with a tire iron. little fucking thing The Mogul: Im sure you smack your dog around too The Mogul: beatin up on the weak and young isn't? ->The Mogul: only in your own feeble little mind The Mogul: so now you're stupid too The Mogul: any manchild that derives fun from being a mumm nazi should be ->The Mogul: I'm not embarrased The Mogul: lol right The Mogul: givin you a taste of your own m

The Dream
I finally crawled into bed Late last night. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gentl

That Lonely Feeling.
That lonely feeling. I think sometimes people forget that feeling lonely and being alone are two different things. A person can be in a relationship and still feel lonely. Why is that? Some will say it's because we're not with our "soulmate" and others will say it's because we foolishly believe the grass is always greener on the other side. But I think it's more complicated than that. You don't need to be seeking new love or true love to find inspiration. That comes from somewhere else. Some say it comes from within, and others that it comes from above. But wherever it comes from...

Dark Eyes
Yeah so heres my most recent!! Sorry everyone I was in a weird mood when I wrote this so it might not make any sense. Dark Eyes What do you see? Do you still a little girl standing before you With Dark Hair and pretty blue eyes? That smiles at you to appease you And makes you think that everything is ok and that there is nothing wrong. Or do you see the girl who’s eyes are as dark as death itself Who’s once red heart ful of love and happiness is slowly decaying and chipping away fragment by fragment. Or is it that you do see and just don’t care because your to caught up in your own misery and despair. I am the one that is standing by your side and helping you to be strong But who is their to help her? She is but only one little girl and can’t do it alone. The monstrosity standing before you is one you helped create But don’t worry and have no fear you didn’t do it alone Why couldn’t you just take two seconds to ask her How are you doing? Or Are you ok? Please

Picture Frame
Behind the glass, encased in wood a picture. Two people smiling sitting close but their spirits closer. Mingling, hoping for the destiny whispered by an insightive stranger. Her eyes stare into the camera eyes that seek him when smiling, seek him when sad and weak. Her eyes tell stories... how comfortable his presence is, to her, like falling into a bed of feathers. Falling into his arms, the warmth. Her mind guards memories of nights, by a crackling fire beside each other. Guarded, protectedas treasure from a pirate's ship, mounded in heaps, these moments she'll never forget. His easy way of grabbing her hand, his kind words after departure. Behind her smile she holds love, cherishes a friendship for the boy beside her, encased in wood.

Emotions
One emotion, untold by the world. Thought to be understood, Can break a soul with a cross-eyed look. Man think's he knows it, -And sometimes can by it. But what it all comes down to is Only the bravest can try it. Only the strong will survive And the kind ones prevail. The insensitive type shall remain lonely confused as to what they're missing, And how to get it. This emotions is love.

A Lower Eastside Poem
A Lower Eastside Poem by Miguel Pinero Just once before I die I want to climb up on a tenement sky to dream my lungs out till I cry then scatter my ashes thru the Lower East Side. So let me sing my song tonight let me feel out of sight and let all eyes be dry when they scatter my ashes thru the Lower East Side. From Houston to 14th Street from Second Avenue to the mighty D here the hustlers & suckers meet the faggots & freaks will all get high on the ashes that have been scattered thru the Lower East Side. There's no other place for me to be there's no other place that I can see there's no other town around that brings you up or keeps you down no food little heat sweeps by fancy cars & pimps' bars & juke saloons & greasy spoons make my spirits fly with my ashes scattered thru the Lower East Side . . . A thief, a junkie I've been committed every known sin Jews and Gentiles . . . Bums and Men of style . . . run away child police shootin

Buddy Pet Help Line New Website
My dog Buddy He woke up one day in june of 2007 and lost all mobility of his hind legs,,I did some searching for an organization that would be able to help me out with this, well I was finaly able to get a pet credit card so that I was able to pay for some of the vet bills, after running up a nice bill with the vet I was told he needed surgery or he wouldn't be able to walk again on his own, or I could have him put down to sleep, well I've done this before with another dog and because of not being able to afford the big vet bill they told me it's best to put her down so I did and still got charged big time, well thinking of all this I started to dig even deeper to find some help as the surgery for Buddy would cost anywhere from 2500.00 to 5000.00 and with the very little fixed income I have wouldn't allow me to even make the smallest payments if I was allowed to do that but they wanted 2500.00 up front and then the rest if any was to be paid when the surgery was done. I search

Marriage & Dating Written By Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. (Attaboy Alan) -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say

Summer Breezes Smoothie
Ingredients 1 cup(s) yogurt, plain, non-fat 6 medium strawberries 1 cup(s) pineapple, crushed (light syrup) 1 medium banana(s) 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 ice cubes Preparation 1. Place all ingredients in a blender and puree until smooth. 2. Serve in a frosted glass Nutritional Info (Per serving): Calories: 121, Saturated Fat: 0.5g, Sodium: 64mg, Total Fat: 0.5g, Cholesterol: 1mg

Recruiting Post
OK I AM CHANCING THE NEW NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS FAMILY THIS PAGE IS 4 BOMBERS THAT LIKE 2 JOIN SO I AM DELETEING THE 1 THAT NOT LIKE 2 BE IN THE BOMBING FAMILY & I STILL BE YOUR FRIEND JUST GO 2 MY REDDOG007 PAGE TY ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY OR NITE !!!!!!!! reddog007 has the magic !! & 0wner of NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS@ fubar

I Am Live!!!
Cum see me on dream net!! www.dreamnet.com/jezabelle I am sooo excited to be up and running. of course it is a new site so we have some things to work out and I need to add lots, (you can be sure I will!!!) Let me know what you think. Kisses!!!

Love Hurts By Indira Rojas
Love Hurts by Indira Rojas Love hurts when we least expect it to. Love hurts when we let it into our hearts. Love hurts when we don't want it to. Love hurts when we want it so badly. Love hurts when we think we have found it. Love hurts when we know we have lost it.

A Link Between Gastric Problems And Cancer?
Q: I was diagnosed with stomach inflammation, diverticulosis, hiatus hernia, and internal and external hemorrhoids. In short, I'm a gastric mess! Are there any dangers to my health, such as a tendency to develop cancer of the stomach or colon? — Marissa, New Jersey A: Stomach and colon cancers are associated with different risk factors. Helicobacter pylori — the bacteria that can cause ulcers — is the most important risk factor for stomach cancer. This bacterium, which also causes gastritis, is so common that an estimated 60 to 70 percent of the world's population is infected. However, only a small fraction of infected patients develop stomach cancer. In the United States, both Helicobacter pylori infection and stomach cancer are much less common than in underdeveloped countries. If your stomach is inflamed, get tested for the presence of Helicobacter pylori and get treated if it's found. The excessive use of nitrites/nitrates have also been associated with stomach cancer. In

Made It!
I'm sitting at my folks house in VA... long ass trip! Flew from my base in Iraq to one in Kuwait, waited a couple of days then hopped skipped and jumped across the pond and out-processed in El Paso, flew into Dulles yesterday. big sigh of relief... I got to see my brothers family yesterday and went to my parents new house were I slept for 11 hours. To many time zones, to little time.... lol

Marriage-minded Women Focus On Men's Faces
MONDAY, Aug. 13 (HealthDay News) -- When it comes to a woman's choice of a life-partner, a man's face may mean a lot, a new study finds. Many women regard men with masculine facial features -- such as a square jaw, larger nose and smaller eyes -- as unsuitable long-term partners, because they're more likely to be domineering, unfaithful, unaffectionate and poor parents, U.K. researchers have found. On the other hand, women believe that men with finer facial features -- fuller lips, wide eyes and thinner, more curved eyebrows -- to be more committed, less likely to cheat, and to make better parents, said the study by psychologists at Durham and St. Andrews Universities. For this study, British women were asked to view pictures of men's faces that were digitally altered to look more masculine or feminine and to predict the men's personality traits, including sexual behavior and parenting skills. The findings are published in the current issue of the journal Personality and In

She's Belongs To Another....
sometimes in life to do the right thing means to hurt yourself and sometimes others, even if you don't want too. so, that is what i did with a very special girl in my life. its funny though when i think about it. so many times i tried to spare her from me, just to realize i really never meant it. well...not completely. however, we want to stay friends. but right now, that is a little to hard for me due to our situation. that and that she has a new comitment with another man. so i guess i got what i had comin to me...right?! it had to be done though, cuz now she is happier than i ever made her. new man, new daughter, new home.....new life. i just hope we can be friends like we said we would in time. it just hurts that she belongs to another.....

Goddess
You Are Psyche! Eternally in search of purpose and insight. You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder. Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily. Just be sure to pamper yourself as well! What Goddess Are You?

Here By Me, 3 Doors Down , I Love This Song
"Here By Me" I hope you’re doing fine out there without me ‘Cause I’m not doing so good without you The things I thought you’d never know about me Were the things I guess you always understood So how could I have been so blind for all these years? Guess I only see the truth through all this fear, And living without you… And everything I have in this world And all that I’ll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me. I can’t take another day without you ‘Cause baby, I could never make it on my own I’ve been waiting so long, just to hold you And to be back in your arms where I belong Sorry I can’t always find the words to say But everything I’ve ever known gets swept away Inside of your love… And everything I have in this world And all that I’ll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me.

A Night With Matt And Bryce
After a long night of parting like a rock star and teasing all boys on the dance floor I was ready to get home. There had been lots of “touchy-feelie” going on while I was doing my thing on the dance floor. All in good fun but then some of my “friends” started getting a little out of control. I was ready to get home and clean up and get into bed. Matt was all over me all night…Even though we have history, I wasn’t in the mood but he kept trying to get with me…YUCK! Anyways…As I feared, he was waiting for me outside when I left the club... "Come on Alex, my cars waiting." he grinned. "I'm not going anywhere with you…" I said as I attempted to walk past him He grabbed my arm and swung me around until his face was only inches away from mine. "Look cunt, you walk around the club all night flashing you tits and ass to me because you like fucking me…Admit it! Now you and me are goin to my place and I'm gonna give you just what you been lookin' for…” With that he led me over to

The Punishment
In the dark..I hear the breathing... I can smell the lust mixed with the desire to punish Have I not behaved as Your Slave should? I bow to You, plead for Your mercy The sting of the leather is my reward. I feel the creamy release between my legs I wanted this punishment I craved it I disobeyed to receive it. Again..the leather A reminder of my ignorance of Your authority. I throb endlessly My thighs slick, my core hot I beg to be shown the error of my ways.

Our Lord Mkes All A Promise Of Eternal Life If>
HE does forgive us and wash away all sin . HE will except us into his heaven upon death if we have faith in Jesus Christ who paid for our sin and died on the cross to pay for all sin . so we could be adopted as Gods children and enter into eternal life also.. Cause he Jesus Christ loved us this much . SO did the Heavenly Father. CAuse he came thru HIS son JESUS CHRIST TO THIS EARTH.. JESUS was of human blood and of GOD,S creation The Father flowed thru His son JESUS CHRIST VEINS.......... hugs diana

Intro
I guesse its time ofr me to introduce myself. My best friend crytsal sent me a corona invite to here, and at first I had no idea what it was until I asked her and I joined the day after. Its a cools ite so far. So, if any of you want to get to know me better, message me. So, thats all for the intro, later

Stop Please
Dudes please stop asking my girl to go to an im with you,this is really annoying me. Stay tuned because if she accepts one of your foolish requests well then im history. Thankyou now get on the little bus. love slash

This Bitch Thinks She's A Threat To Me.
~*Ashley*~...: hahahah i know who my baby daddy is ->~*Ashley*~...: im hot n your not you look like a hood rat ok bye bye! ~*Ashley*~...: hmmm no you look like s sad pathetic bitch buh bye now ->~*Ashley*~...: ahh fuck you look at me you think n e one cares ~*Ashley*~...: lol bitch im 22 and know all of fubar will see what a dumb cunt you are have a nice day you stupid bitch ->~*Ashley*~...: its all good your a pathetic old fucking bitch dont be a hater!!! have a nice life ~*Ashley*~...: yea ur a dumb bitch imma post all this bullshit you said in a blog lmao ->~*Ashley*~...: my daughter dont live with me sweety ok i was 15 when i had her so she lives with another family i knew what i had to do but if you wanna no her name is courtney collins and she lives in belmar nj ~*Ashley*~...: omg damn yall are so lucky i dotn know yall cause dss would have all of your kids ->~*Ashley*~...: thats ok she new i was doing it and she exploits them to alot worse like her smokin crack ~*Ashle

As Times Change (poem)
My heart beats forever more as my love grows for you all the more To see your smile for when I say I love you Holding you hand when we walk Feeling your pain for when you do not feel it Seeing you wake up as I bring you your breakfast in bed Every weekend morning To gather up your tear drops when you are sad Just to say I love you all the more when we are tougher in public for all to hear To make you fell special every moment we are tougher For as times change my love will never change for you as it will be for all of time Date wrote 15-08-07 By Aj Rich

My Son And I Lol
Ok so I was sittin here and my son was ignoring me so i decided to mess around with my webcam and wouldn't you know it then he wants to join in lol, so here is me singing badly and laughin with my little boy!

We Can't Stop Here! This Is Amazon Country!
So I went over to Dunkin Donuts this afternoon. There was this girl in line in front of me that was an absolute giant! I'm 5' 8" and I came to her shoulder. She had to be over 6 foot.

Break Your Heart...... Barenakedladies
The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time, and every time I couldn't tell you I was happy when you were gone So I lied and said that I missed you when we were apart I couldn't tell you, so I had to lead you on But I didn't mean to break your heart And if I always seem distracted Like my minds somewhere else That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in terms of cowardice? When I guess I should have just come out and told you right from the start Why must I always tell you all I want is this? I guess 'cause I didn't want to break your heart And you said What'd you think that I was gonna do, Curl up and die just because of you? I'm not that weak, you know What'd you think that I was gonna do, Try to make

Stupid Bitch In My Shout Box
thughe...: yea ur a dumb bitch imma post all this bullshit you said in a blog lmao babythughe...: my daughter dont live with me sweety ok i was 15 when i had her so she lives with another family i knew what i had to do but if you wanna no her name is courtney collins and she lives in belmar nj ->babythughe...: omg damn yall are so lucky i dotn know yall cause dss would have all of your kids babythughe...: thats ok she new i was doing it and she exploits them to alot worse like her smokin crack ->babythughe...: no posting a mumm explioting little kids def makes you a dumb bitch babythughe...: nahactually im pretty smart its just too bad that your all assholes! ->babythughe...: no no no Youre a Dumb Bitch babythughe...: i am A BITCH thank you ->babythughe...: your welcome anytime you wanna post retarded shit i will be there to make sure you know that youre a dumb bitch hav ea great day babythughe...: yea if i was a bitch id leave him but imma real woman n ill stick by

Help This Wonderful Man
Hello to you, Could you Please go to his photo in a contest and bomb the hell out of it. Would be greatly appreiciated. The favor will come back. It will be well worth your time. Click Photo then Start Bombing Thank You So Much.

Answer Correctly Plz
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) just tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) have sex with me .... details please! 7) make me breakfast 8) ask me my name (lol) 9) call the cops 10) kiss me

This Is For You Mom.>my Lord Promises Eternal Tlife To All So Ill See You Soon My Dad And Mom..poem
You gave me life . You carried me to term you Took care of yourself 9 months and finally I was born Born on your birthday of 20 yrs. I was a gift to you more than you ever knew All thru the years we were close as I was so little child.. Not to know how to rebell from your love. Here I grew to be about 13 , stayed at aunts and uncles alot to live..because of conflict between us , till one day I had to come back home Threated To you that Id run Oh I did run and it was wrong You said to me just stay gone made my bed to lie in it so I did This was my burben to bear Years went on by as we stayed a stray. Then one day I was free to to see you again . Told You I was to be divorced and had moved to a shelter of course. You were pleaesed and you forgave , as I did you too. Them you became Ill and I stayed all the way thru till You passed that night On Easter day bout 6 pm , I remember . It was sad but God called you home . Now my mommmy yo

Check Out A Couple Songs We Did...and Comment!!!
this is me on fiddle, my buddy Scott on guitar...just hit next to hear the other song..leave comments.. Here is some music me and my buddy did..i hope you like it..please comment too.. theres two songs..just hit ntext to hear the other one.. Its me on fiddle, my buddy on guitar..

The Beauty In You
I see you in the morning, When the sun glows through the haze; As the beauty of a thousand lights, Bring forth a newborn day. In the fragrance of a tender flower, Touched and kissed by morning dew; When its petals spread to seek the sun, It is there that I see you. As I look on the horizon, See an eagle take to flight; In all its strength and beauty, I see you in the sky. I can hear you in the silence, Of a summer's afternoon; As soft warm breeze sweeps over me, Your quietness fills my room. I can smell you in the distant rain, As it falls to kiss the ground; The clean and earthy smell of you, Its fragrance does surround. Then as the sun falls softly, And night breeze fills the air; As stars come twinkling from the sky, I see your beauty there. Though splendor does surround me, It never will replace; The beauty that my heart does see, When I behold your face. Allison Chambers Coxsey ©2005 ~ All Rights Reserved

Goodbye To Yesterday
Time to center and ground myself, time to let what I do best work for me. Its time to let all of the power that resides within me raise me up and make me whole again. I cannot do anything about Bob and my sister, I can not do anything about all of the lies and hurt they have told me and caused me. Karma will take care of that for me. All I can do is focus my energy inwards and heal myself. I can accept that they are insignificant to my life anymore. They arent even worth the time it would take to cast the spell that would reap havok upon their sad little lives. I can live here where I am until I find a better place and simply look through him. Anger has no place within me, and I am not going to let myself be effected for one more moment by the negetive energies they have brought my way. So with this blog and of course a bit of magickal cleansing, I have set myself free.

Fucking Monsters!!!!
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. If you want to help out, please repost. Click to Watch Video! she was such a beautiful little girl. I cannot believe someone so heartless could allow something like this to happen. please please please repost this ! This is god awful. this poor lil defenseless angel is gone cause her moms new hubby was abusive and the mother no matter what allowed him to do this!This made me cry.If it doesnt make you cry your not human your not even an earthling!

Four Words
This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 4 words you can say after sex try not to use what someone else says.. Put your name and the words below and then repost this. Lets see what we end up with... ashley~ well that was alright Amy~ I have had better! Dan- how old are you? Shannon -What's your name again? Lindsey- that was too quick Eric (Erock)- Why is it burning? Archangel- Don't tell your brother! Evil Adam- Make me a sandwich! The Jack - herpes is forever... bitch! Bre- my vibrator does better Susan--Is it in yet? jimmy...omg it f"in hurts ¢¾ jenn ¢¾ = are you "FUCKIN" serious Vizen~how much is it? Melissa ~ You Gotta Be Kidding! Legion - Who are you again? The Only Sensational 1 - You Call That Good? NASCARGirl~Thankfully Battries Were Charged Pookie ~ Awww.That was Cute... Veronica~Where did ya go? Stacey- Wow, that was good (ha ha) Kris- i gotta go shit! ;) Ashley-I MUST be drunk! Evan - OK Now Get Out!!!!!!! Tara- whew, what

Everything.... Lifehouse
find me here speak to me i want to feel you i need to hear you you are the light that is leading me to the place where i find peace again you are the strength that keeps me walking you are the hope that keeps me trusting you are the life to my soul you are my purpose you are everything and how can i stand here with you and not be moved by you would you tell me how could it be any better than this you calm the storms you give me rest you hold me in your hands you won't let me fall you still my heart and you take my breath away would you take me in would you take me deeper now 'cause you're all i want you are all i need you are everything everything

Only The Fifteenth Prime
I didn't think about it until I heard on one epsiode of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" that ONE is not a prime number. Since a prime number is defined as a number divisible (which divides evenly into) one and itself, and one can't divide into itself since it IS one, this threw my grade-school learning into a cocked hat! Not really, LOL, but when I came across this survey on my Yahoo! 360 and MySpace Friend Azzi's page, I couldn't resist doing it myself. I'm not lacking in imagination, but I really owe my novel "Victory" some time today, and I still learned something. The number of questions here is the fifteenth prime number. Enjoy! 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name is David for my dad's father, my middle name is Augustus for my mom's father, and my last name is Alvin because when my dad's father originally came to the U.S., he changed his last name from Johnson (or Jonsson?) to Alvin because, I'm told, there were too many black people named Johnson. 2. WHEN

Undone.... Lifehouse
I can see it your eyes you're hurting But pain is part of learning who you are All these truths can sometimes be deceiving When your whole world comes crashing to the ground Tell me everything you need now anything at all And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall Yeah, When you come undone When you come undone You know I can't be like everybody Cause I can't tell you what you want to hear I don't know if I can make it better All I know is I will be around Tell me everything you need now anything at all And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall Yeah, When you come undone When you come undone When all your plans are made out lying on the floor And all your dreams are turning into nothing more When all your hope has left you know you're not alone Just hold on Hold on Tell me everything you need now anything at all And I will be the one who's waiting anytime you fall Yeah, When you come undone When you come undone

Why Do They Exhist?
Unrequited love? Is there even such a thing? can you love someone who doesnt love you back? I mean truely? I dont think that it is possible. so I have decided that I am over all of this bullshit. Im not the one who makes the situation weird, its him who is always saying... well I dont want things to be weird. Fuck that, stop making things weird then. It doesnt help that I have fallen into his pathetic trap repeatedly knowing exactly what I am in for. Well not anymore... I dont believe a word that he says. Plus I have been getting really close... to someone I probably shouldnt. But I really like this person... just so happens to be a girl. awesome... baby mama turned lezzy. lol love it. Anyway, gotta go. lata ~Reb

My Depression And How It Can Effect Ur Mind
Harsh words& violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open,hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted SO many tricks & so many lies Too many when's & too many why's Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me,warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind,the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone,my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Brunt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted...

Year Of The Ram
The Year Of The Ram 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003 People born in the Year of Ram are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But ram year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Ram people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Ram people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.

My So-called Friends
yep I'm still here, sorry for not keepin up with shit but I'm trying. I've been really busy this summer. Thanks to John and Lillith who leave me comments on a daily basis. Show them love for me please: lillith. my fubar fiancee is dark prince@ fubar Dark Prince..My Fubar Fiancee is Lovely Lillith@ fubar and don't forget my sweetest friend of all: @};-Hopeless Romantic @};-I only fan if you deserve it and unfan you too not here for points@};-@ fubar

Stop The Abuse
Plz fwd far and wide--~! Abuse thru the eyes of a child-..where would you hide..?? If u channel surfers can please sign in and rate this and add to favorites.. the 'abusers rights club' is trying to have it taken down.. of course 'silence is their control'. United in ending the violence

Rice-flour Crepes Stuffed With Shrimp (crepas De Harina De Arroz Rellenas De Camarones)
INGREDIENTS: STUFFING: 1 tablespoon annatto oil 1 fresh plum tomato, chopped 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1-1/2 tablespoon basic Recaito 1/2 pound large shrimp, cleaned, deveined, and chopped CREPE BATTER: 1-1/2 cups rice flour 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 cup milk 3 eggs 1/2 pound Puerto Rican white cheese, grated Olive oil for frying 1 Heat the annatto oil in a large skillet. Add the plum tomato, tomato paste, and recaito. Cook over medium heat for 3 minutes. Stir in the shrimp and cook until they just turn pink. Set aside. 2 Sift the dry ingredients together. With a wooden spoon, slowly stir in the milk, then eggs. Continue stirring until the mixture is smooth and free of lumps. Add the grated cheese. Let the batter rest for 1 hour in the refrigerator. 3 Heat a 7-inch frying pan and coat it with 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Pour in 1/4 cup of the crepe batter and cook briefly, until golden brown on one side. Turn the c

I Want To Hear From You
There's a voice comment thing on my profile now, in the "about me" section. Leave me a message! I love talking to people and would love to be able to put a voice with the face. Don't be scared... it's a phone, harmless :) (D) cheers! Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)715-0101 and enter *5047048. And, if you have a VoicePlayer too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com

Puerto Rican Pot Roast (carne Mechada Al Estilo Puertorriqueno)
INGREDIENTS: 1/3 cup olive oil 3 tablespoons white-wine vineagar 1 tablespoon Adobo 1/2 tablespoon dried oregano 3 to 3-1/2 pounds eye of round STUFFING: 1/3 cup dried currants, soaked in 1/3 cup sherry 1/2 cup manzanilla olives, chopped 1/4 pound smoked ham, diced 1 chorizo (red Spanish sausage), chopped BRAISING MIXTURE: 2 cups tomato sauce 2 cups beef broth 1/3 cup sherry from the marinated currants 1/3 cup Basic Recaito remaining stuffing 6 red potatoes, cut into pices 1 Combine the oilive oil, vinegar, adobo, and oregano. Season the meat with this mixture. With a sharp knife, cut a large incision through the center of the meat. 2 Combine all of the stuffing ingredients. Stuff the meat, cover, and let stand for 1 hour. 3 Sear the meat on all sides in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Combine all of the braising ingredients. Add to the meat and bring to a boil. 4 Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook for 1 hour. SLice the meat; return it to

27 Ways To Make A Girl Smile . . .
27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . *1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y. *2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. *3 . Kiss her on the forehead. *4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. *6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. *9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *10 . Write her notes. {she loves them} *11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. *12 . Play with her hair. *13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. *14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. *16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. *17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Are You A Jerk Magnet?
You Are Occasionally a Jerk Magnet You've been known to attract real jerky guys from time to time... But the truth is, you know what you're getting into. You can help but love bad boys. Are You a Jerk Magnet?

Chayote Seafood Chowder (sopa De Chayote Y Mariscos)
INGREDIENTS: 2 medium chayotes, peeled and diced 2 celery stalks, cut into small pieces 2 carrots, peeled and diced 5 cups chicken stock or water 1 cup fresh, frozen, or canned corn kernels 1 cup light cream 1/2 pound medium shrimp, peeled and cleaned 12 clams, in shells, cleaned 12 mussels, in shells, cleaned 1/2 cup golden rum (optional) 3 cups water 3 sprigs cilantro 1 teaspoon salt white pepper to taste pimiento strips for garnish 1 In a large soup pot, combine the chayote, celery, carrot, and chicken stock. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat, and simmer for 30 minutes. Let cool a little, then puree in a blender. Add the corn and cream and set aside. 2 Combine the seafood, rum, water, and cilantro in a large pot. Cover and cook briefly until the shrimp turn pink and the shellfish open up. Drain and combine with the chayote mixture. Return to the stove, add the salt and pepper, and simmer until hot, but do not boil. Garnish with pimiento strips.

Army Strong!
I finally finished my re-enlistment! I leave on August 27th for AIT, and should be at my home duty station by November. I wont know where I'm going to for a few weeks yet, so I don't know when I'll be online again after I leave. Thanks to everyone who has supported me in this! I love you all! Go Army!

R.i.p. Tourettes Guy
you can watch more of his videos at Tourettesguy.com August 4, 2007A couple of days ago we received some terrible news about Danny. Late last week Danny passed away.About a month ago Danny was involved in a bad car accident. He had been out of the hospital for a couple of days staying with a friend when he suffered some medical complications. He unexpectedly passed away in the night.We here at TourettesGUY.com are deeply saddened by this news as we love Danny. The reality of Danny's death hasn't sunk in yet, even a few days later. It is our burden to share this news with you - the millions of fans who also love Danny.In about a week we will be putting the videos back up. We thought about taking the site down for good, but Danny's videos are already all over the internet and we felt that we could do some good with the site. We will be releasing all the videos along with one last new video in a high quality DVD format in memory of Danny. This DVD will be free to download, but you will

Stages In A Women's Life
FEMALE STAGES IN LIFE AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 - shopping 25 - shopping 35 - shopping 48 - shopping 66 - shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "Burger King" 25 - "Free meal" 35 - "A diamond" 48 - "A bigger diamond" 66 - "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - tall, dark and handsome 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 - a man with hair 66 - a man HOUSE PET 17 - Muffy the cat 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuf

Stages Of A Man's Life
MALE STAGES IN LIFE AGE DRINK 17 - beer 25 - vodka 35 - scotch 48 - double scotch 66 - Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 - My fiancée is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 - sex 25 - sex 35 - sex 48 - sex 66 - napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "tongue" 25 - "breakfast" 35 - "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 - "Got home alive." AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - getting to third 25 - airplane sex 35 - menage a trois 48 - taking the company public 66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE FAVORITE HOUSE PET 17 - roaches 25 - stoned-out college roommate 35 - German Shepherd 48 - children from his first marriage 66 - Barbie WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 25 25 - 35 35 - 48 48 - 66 66 - 17

I Got Married
i got married to my wonderful bf aug 13 he is my best friend and best lover i have he is always there for me he is there when i wake up he is there when i go to sleep he is there no matter what happens and i love him for that i am so happy i meet him married him he is the best thing i ever got he is like a gift from god and my mom

Immigrants, Not Americans, Must Adapt
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been

Do You Date Like A Man Or A Woman?
You Date Like a Woman According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit. Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

It Was Only A Quarter
IT WAS ONLY A QUARTER SEVERAL YEARS AGO, A PREACHER FROM OUT-OF-STATE ACCEPTED A CALL TO A CHURCH IN HOUSTON , TEXAS . SOME WEEKS AFTER HE ARRIVED, HE HAD AN OCCASION TO RIDE THE BUS FROM HIS HOME TO THE DOWNTOWN AREA. WHEN HE SAT DOWN, HE DISCOVERED THAT THE DRIVER HAD ACCIDENTALLY GIVEN HIM A QUARTER TOO MUCH CHANGE. AS HE CONSIDERED WHAT TO DO, HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, "YOU'D BETTER GIVE THE QUARTER BACK. IT WOULD BE WRONG TO KEEP IT." THEN HE THOUGHT, "OH, FORGET IT, IT'S ONLY A QUARTER. WHO WOULD WORRY ABOUT THIS LITTLE AMOUNT? ANYWAY, THE BUS COMPANY GETS TOO MUCH FARE; THEY WILL NEVER MISS IT. ACCEPT IT AS A 'GIFT FROM GOD' AND KEEP QUIET." WHEN HIS STOP CAME, HE PAUSED MOMENTARILY AT THE DOOR, AND THEN HE HANDED THE QUARTER TO THE DRIVER AND SAID, "HERE, YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH CHANGE." THE DRIVER, WITH A SMILE, REPLIED, "AREN'T YOU THE NEW PREACHER IN TOWN? I HAVE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT GOING SOMEWHERE TO WORSHIP. I JUST W

The Reasons Why I Love You
Your smile always brightens my day, While your words just blow me away. You make me feel like I can fly like a dove, There's no one else I adore, no one above. You love me when no one else is, When it feels like my life is over, you say I LOVE YOU and it all turns to bliss. You give me the confidence to go on...making no more sadness, Loving me...throwing away all of the badness. You're always there by my side, When I fall, your arms are open wide. Your love sets me free, So finally you can see the real me. Your heart lets me wish on stars, That someday I can be wherever you are. Late at night when I look up at the moon, The only thing I seem to think about is you. There's only one thing that I will never forget, And that's the day we finally met. When I gaze into your eyes, I know your the one that will never tell me any lies. I hate those nights when I'm trapped in a cell when all I can do is think about you, But then I feel free when I know y

More Baby News!!!!
Well all I have some big news to share. I have had my baby. He was 8 pounds and 3 onces and 20 inches long. He was born at 6:41 in the morning on Aug 11th 2007 after freaking 10 hours of damn labor lol. He is a cubby boy too. I will put some pictures up as well.

Me All The Way
You scored as Hippy, Athletic Tomboy75% Hippy75% Goth50% Slut50% Preppy Girl25% Popular Bitch25% Loser0% Nerdy Girl0% What type of girl are you?!!created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Sweet, Sweet100% Hot88% Violent

Love Note From A Naughty Girl
My Beloved Darling… I like the way you look at me When you want it bad. I like the way you plead for it When your cock is in my grip. I like the way you watch my fingers Slid up your thick heat. I like the way you throb against my tongue As I lash at your mushroom tip, And lick pearls from those tiny lips. I love the way your fingers tighten in my hair, When I gently squeeze your love sack. I love the way you thrust up And greedily fill my mouth. I love the way your eyes beg for release, And you helplessly moan my name in litany. I love to tease you longer… I love to drink your bittersweet milk Until you’re sapped. I love the way you thank me By French kissing my mouth, And then worshipping my sodden pussy. I love the deliciously naughty boy inside the man. With My Eternal Lust, Your Naughty Girl

A Look At What You Have To Look Foward To If You Smoke
I am not sure if everyone had read my blogs about this matter but I just wanted to show you what my mother in law looks like, Now you have to remember she is only 60 years old. She has been sick for about 20 years. She refused to quit smoking saying that you have to die from something, I wonder every day if she knew that dying from this included the suffering she has went through the past year? Here she is and this was just taken last weekend. Its so sad because she was so full of life at one time. She actually looks good here too.

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
Never Date a Cancer Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Ufo And Predictions
8/15/2007 Dear Readers: Only a few months ago, in Prague a few educated mental snobs removed Pluto from the celestial family just because the new “dwarf” planet does not match what is scientifically accepted as a planet. Of course the astronomers are consistently “discovering” new planets but what’s new knowing that our solar system is loaded with billions of them in the vastness of eternity? Take the time to read the Aug 24, 2006 newsletter titled What The Bleep Do They Know?, “Pluto and Astronomical Ignorance” at Click here There are also many more interesting topics for you to read at both Click here and Click here Have fun and get some solid and real information outside of the spiritual limitation of a bunch of educated nerds and their “accredited” schools. When I write, “There is a big difference between education and intelligence” does anyone else out there agree with me? This infantile stellar science (astronomy/USGS/NASA) and its band of pinheads ca

Pleasuring Him
Mouths lock in sweet abandon Meshing tongues together mingling Panted breaths and rising passion Twin souls collectively singing Velvety skin against fingertips Thick and hot secreting liquid clear An agonized moan torn from tender lips Warm breath fanning against an ear Mouth moves down to taste desire Sinuous tongue curls and plays Stroking fingers intensify fire Adept seducer excitement delays Wrenching hair and pumping hips Eyes of obsidian watch with lust The ravenous mouth and suckling lips Hot and salty nectar comes in a rush A harsh cry spills from wide-open lips Lover adoringly swallows an endless gush

Little Bobby
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday . Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. ************ ** Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby ************ ** Bobby knew that this

Sugar Babies
I'm back from my Dakota sojourn, and the pretty kitty is happy to see me. Thrilled, really. She cried and cried when I came home last night, and she didn't want me to sleep because she needed attention. And so I woke every half hour or so to feel her cool wet nose on my cheek, or her fat paws kneading my belly, or her face nuzzled into my armpit. She missed me, it seems. But I miss that baby.

Please Come Help My Fu Hubby!
Hey everyone!! Please come comment bomb on my FU Hubby's giveaway contest he is in. He needs roughly 24,000 more comments. Come and show him some FU Lovin!!!! Thanks in advance! hugs Carrie aka carebear

Prayers Are Needed For Her Son!
Courtesy of MsTags.com As alot of you already know my son needs a kidney to live...We have been working on this for a long time as it is a very rare decease and the surgery has not been preformed befor on some one with his illness. Now the decease has created more problems for him...His heart has started giving him problems now...In the last 4 months he hs had 2 heart attacks...making it a number of 3 as he had one at the age of 8 also...He is now 25 and doctors say he looks 25 outside but inside he is an 80 yr old man that has takin drugs forever...This is due to medicines to keep him alive over the years...If I dont respond to you here please dont take it I dont care as I do but sometimes my mind is just to scatter to chat with someone...I just keep praying and am asking you to do the same...That is all I have to hold on to....I am going insane...This one is much more than I can handle alone so I call on Jesus to give me strenght to get thru this....Thanks to all of you that take th

Winter Morning Joy
The cold winter wind whips the flag wildly about its pole while it trembles precariously on this morning Your arm draped around me keeping me warm as I watch through the bedroom window and feel no frost The cozy tastiness of lovers remaining under covers with bodies spooning and caressing one another without thought We burrow further down and deeper into our cocoon of blankets where we have decided to stay until spring and giggle with the joyfulness that only such a winter morning can bring

Fuck You
Hey you… yah you…. you know who I’m talking to. I thought I would take an opportunity to tell you how I feel. I’d like to start by saying Fuck You. I waited for you for 6 months while you were on your goddam fire. I counted the days till fire season ended. I was there through the accident, the gas line explosion, the foot rot from your shoes getting too hot, your little freak out and disappearing act for a few days and a multitude of other issues that most women won’t stick through. After all that you have the balls to tell me that you don’t know about me. That you think that I’m a whore. That I can’t keep my legs shut (despite you encouraging me for months to go get laid- how sick is that???). Let me remind you that we were never together. I adored you from a distance and expressed how I felt for you (even if you didn’t hear me cause you were too busy telling people on helicopters about where to drop that red shit on fires). All you said is that we could never be tog

What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Stripper Song Is I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears "I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it." You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to! What Song Should You Strip To?

People Amaze Me..yes They Do!
Ok please read from bottom up!!! this man was strange strange strange! Zin57: lol...i like you ->Zin57: i am not into anal never said i was!! do you like anal? being the reciever? Zin57: tell me how deep are you into anal? ->Zin57: why what? Zin57: why... ->Zin57: i do not know..i'm not doing anything just sitting here Zin57: whu do u arouse me so much? ->Zin57: what? Zin57: question ->Zin57: nope just here Zin57: msn? ->Zin57: i dont have yahoo Zin57: what is ur yahoo? ->Zin57: why? Zin57: i have so many question to ask..lol ->Zin57: still thats just not right Zin57: i never saw on as sexy as you look to me ->Zin57: and why would you do that? i am curious as to why u would ask someone you have never spoken to before that question Zin57: yes ->Zin57: did u ask if i was into anal? Zin57: your charm took my breath out ->Zin57: excuse me? Zin57: are u into anal?

Are You A Morning Or Night Person?
You Are a Night Person For you, there's nothing worse than having to get up and moving early. In fact, you probably don't hit your peak until well after the sun has set. So if your struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it's not your fault. You just weren't meant to do anything during the day! Are You a Morning Person or Night Person?

In The Beginning
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garl ic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables an

Somewhere In Between.... Lifehouse
Why do I feel like this sometimes? I can't be losing sleep over this, no I can't and now I cannot stop pacing give me a few hours I'll have this all sorted out if my mind would just stop racing cause I cannot stand still I can't be this unsturdy this cannot be happening this is over my head but underneath my feet cause by tomorrow morning I'll have this thing beat and everything will be back to the way that it was I wish that it was just that easy cause I'm waiting for tonight and then waiting for tomorrow and I'm somewhere in between what is real and just a dream what is real and just a dream what is real and just a dream would you catch me if I fall out of what I fell in don't be surprised if I collapse down at your feet again I don't want to run away from this I know that I just don't need this cause I cannot stand still I can't be this unsturdy this cannot be happening, yeah cause I'm waiting for tonight and then waiting for tomorrow

What's Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

Tropical Storm Erin
I have been sitting here watching the weather everyday as always during this time of the year and praying to god that we don't get any storms this year. Well we are getting a tropical storm in tonight. Tropical Storm Erin will make landfall sometime tonight into the early morning. We are projected to receive winds from 39 to 73 miles an hour. Which means I get to go do clean up in the yard NOW. And we are expected to get around 8 inches of rain. It is coming in south of us which means we are going to get the strongest winds and higher rain fall amounts. I am worried about things because I can not afford to evacuate this year once again if anything was to come. Do you believe in intuition or the power to see things before they happen? I had a dream the other night about having to evacuate because there was a category three or higher hurricane coming in here. I have never had those dreams before. Usually it is when someone dies, or when someone is pregnant and sometimes when someone is

You Are A Goddess
You Are Artemis! Brave, and a natural born leader. You're willing to fight for what you believe in... And willing to make tough decisions. Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too! What Goddess Are You?

I Am Fubar Divorced And Happy!
I am fubar divorced and happy! I had my fubar hubby here to stay with me and he drove me nuckin' futs! I just want to relay that people are not what they seem. Please think of that before you have them come stay with you! I know that on here you meet alot of great people, and the conversations can be sweet but they can be deceiving. No, he wasn't a violent person he was just an annoyance and doesn't know the words SHUT UP! But you never know how it could really turn out, please be cautious before you invite someone into your home!!

How Perfect Is Your Life?
Your Life is 52% Perfect Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great. You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize. How Perfect is Your Life?

This Is Why I Dont Get Close To People
one guy amazing kid everyone loves him i mean he had it all wit, smarts, looks, sense of humor, etc. and i was lucky enough to have been with him and supposdily he loved me which is a word i highly doubt ill ever use again offered me a ring we were just waitin to set a day but yea im young so just like everyone said it woudlnt work out it didnt and because i did one thing wrong i messed the whole fucking thing up i realized my mistake and gotten on my hands and knees and pleaded for your forgiveness and i would wake up every morning just so i could make a plan to see or talk to you but its all good youve moved on you have a new women while i sit and wait one word of advice for myself never fall for a guy

What Flavor Margarita Are You?
You Are a Strawberry Margarita You're so sweet it's a little overwhelming, and people are a little afraid of corrupting you... It's a little difficult to imagine you with a margarita. And you're truly a different person after you've kicked back a couple! What Flavor Margarita Are You?

Boohoo I Blocked You
fucking Iceman cant take a fucking joke so the faggot bastard tells me to commit suicide! I cant believe someone that claims to be smart would say something so fucking retarded! So i fucking blocked his ass, yep i hit Block User!!!! Hate me!! I dont give a fuck! i dont wanna be friends with a fucking dumbass loser! thank you and buhbye!

Poop
SHIT FACT Ever wonder where the word SHIT comes from? Well, here it is: Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship. In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Bet y

Jack And His Scandoulous Behaviour
jack and his scandolous behaviour There was this guy named jack who was the head of this law firm,he had this beautiful wife and 2 daughters. His secretary was a knockout she was 5'5 150 pds long blonde hair blue eyes size c breast. Her name was diane was also married with an 18 yr old daughter Diane always wore skimpy clothes to work to catch jacks eye and as sexy as she was he always overlooked her until this one day she wore a lowcut see through shirt with no bra a black mini skirt with some black thong panties.Diane walked into Jacks office with some papers she sat them on his desk than turned to leave dropping her keys she bent over showing Jack her ass,Jack reached over and grabbed her ass startled her for a min but she knew its what she wanted. Jack told her to go lock the door and when she returned Jack had taking off his pants and was sitting there with his cock standing out Jack told diane you know I am married and not really attracted to you but for one night with your d

Dirty Minds Are A Terrible Thing To Waste
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Tiki Bar Saturday?!
anyone wanna hang out saturday night? go to the tikibar @ point pleasent beach boardwalk? its 10 bucks to get in. really fun bar. so if anyone wantsa meet up send me a message. i also have my space myspace.com/1butterflylover so ya hit me up asap luv- Jillian

Opinions..."so Good I Have To Post 2 Of Them!!"
Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts... And... Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth.

Big Stick
Teddy Roosevelt said to speak softly and carry a big stick. There's something to that. When you're really aware of your own power, you don't need to show it off. It just radiates from you without any need for display.

The Keys To Your Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

123,000 To Godfather
123,548 to GODFATHER and WE all can do it :D:D OK...There is several Happy Hours comeing up...show this lady ALL the love ya can...We all want to be GODFATHER and she shows everyone LOTZ a LOVE fornicates™@ fubar

Do You Know Me????
Do you know me? Body: Body: This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME, even if you don't have any idea. Send it back to ME (via reply-which means ONLY I can read it). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: When is the last time that we talked to each other: Do I drink: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or some

Opinions Here Please
I wanted to come and ask all of you levelers .We have a Fubar that is close to God Fathering.What i need to know is how many will be helping on this. Fornicates needs 133,000 to God Father.Im leaving this to a majority count here. please keep in mind we have ehlped the last 15 to God father but 2 and thats because they slipped by. So please respond with a yes or no on this blog if you will help. Please dont let your answer be based on what she nees we have helped higher amount and much harder ones God Father

I Am Done Living
OK BEFORE YOU READ THIS I JUST WANT TO LET YA KNOW IT PROBOABLY DOES NOT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE I JUST FELT LIKE RAMBLING!!!! I AM DONE LIVING MY LIFE FOR EVERYONE ELSE I AM GOING TO START LIVING IT FOR MYSELF. A GREAT PART OF MY I HAVE SPENT CARING FOR PEOPLE WHO DID NOT CARE BACKFOR ME(NOT TALKING ABOUT MY JOB). I WAS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT ME, AND WENT WAYS IN MY LIFE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY DESPITE HOW IT MADE ME FEEL. I HAVE LOST PEOPLE WHO CARED FOR ME BECUASE I WAS TO BLIND AND WALKED AWAY TO FOLLOW SOMEONE ELSE. TO THOSE PEOPLE I AM SORRY . I JUST WISH I WOULD HAVE OPENED MY EYES TO THIS ALONG TIME AGO.WHO KNOWS I MIGHT BE HAPPY WITH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I DID. OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE CAME TO TERMS WITH LOSING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED TO ME, AND TO HER I SAY IT IS YOUR LOSS. I AM A GOOD PERSON DESPITE WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SAY I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED AND TREATED YOU WELL. AND TO YOU I SAY I A

Finally A Cure For Depression
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pigs. The zoo keepe

100 Usless Questions
100.WHAT'S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY? tear drops on my guitar and because its purrrrdy. 99.DO YOU HAVE A JOB? IF SO WHAT IS IT? no im starting up school in a couple of weeks. 98.MIDDLE NAME: Breanne 97.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE? no 96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS? I don't think so. 95. BEST BREAK UP SONG? straight tequila night. 94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO? hnever been on a plane never will. 93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? monster inlaw 92.WHAT MAKES YOU MAD? just about damn near everything lol. 91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I dont want to grow um im a toys r us kid! 90. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Robin 89. FAVORITE FOOD? That changes too often. 88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO? kinda 87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? Yes 86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW? Home 85. FAVE COLORS? dont got any 84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY IN THE TITLE? which email account?

Missing You So Much!!!
I MISS YOU Not only for your smile, But for the piece of me that's gone, Left within your care. I'm in an empty halfway And have been for awhile, Gazing inwardly towards home, Neither here nor there. How quickly we've turned distant! The months pass by like years. How could friends so inseparable So soon seem so apart! How imprecise the instant Held hostage by my tears! Though Time may seem insatiable, I have you in my heart.

The Soldier (poem)
The Soldier It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, Who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, Who serves under the flag, And whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag. -Charles M. Province

Be Without You
God this girl can SING! Love this song... great lyrics and great beat... I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you (Oh, oh, oh, oh) I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you (Oh, oh, oh, oh) Oooo (oh, oh, oh, oh) oooo Chemistry was crazy from the get-go Neither one of us knew why We didn't build nothing overnight Cuz a love like this takes some time People swore it off as a phase Said we can't see that Now from top to bottom They see that we did that (yes) It's so true that (yes) We've been through it (yes) We got real sh** (yes) See baby we been... Too strong for too long (and I can't be without you baby) And I'll be waiting up until you get home (cuz I can't sleep without you baby) Anybody who's ever loved, ya know just what I feel Too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it Call the radio if you just can't be without your baby I got a question for ya See I already know the answer But still I wanna ask you Wou

Over A Year Ago
Over 12 months have gone by but all the memories remain walking on the frozen lake running in the freezing rain late night telephone calls staying up all night 9 years of friendship and only 1 big fight times of keeping eachother alive letting crying hearts cry no matter the distance between us our friendship will not die guys have come between us when we said they would never but a friendship like ours will hopefully last forever. CHASTITY YOU ARE MY SISTER AND I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU.

Losing Eric
Now I'm out walking the world desert, and my shoe and my stocking do me no hurt. I leave behind Good friends in town. Let them get well-winded and go lie down. Don't think I leave the outer dark like Adam and Eve put out the park. Forget the myth. There is no one I am put out with or put out by. Unless I'm wrong I but obey the urge of a song "I'm-Bound-Away!" And I may return if dissatisfied with what i learn from having died. Eric was my best friend some one I could always share my feelings, my pain and heartaches along with lots of laughs and crazyness with but now he is gone to be in a better place for I miss him very much but always and forever will he have a place in my heart I love you and miss you very much Eric..

Motherfricking' Ouch. . .
I have to be the most worthless sack of crap to ever have existed. Having said that let me explain why. I have had back problems for many years now. Every so often it gets really sore and it is hard to do things, then there are the times where it really goes wacky on me and I can't function. Most of the time those "spells" are precipitated by a physical exertion of some sort. The last major one was done bowling a few years ago. Well my friends I have hit an all time low. I am having one of those major spells right now, of the slipped/inflamed disc variety. You must be asking yourself, "What brought this one on?” I shouldn't tell you but because I am writing this I have to; I was putting my shorts on. Yep, that is it. How pathetic is that. I wish I could say that I pulled a car off a child after a bus collided with it or something heroic but alas no, I was putting on my shorts. That was yesterday morning. Let's cut to this morning. I woke up to a blinding pain shooting through my

Poem About Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy a birthday gift for me one pair of big blue eyes through one day i will see where are we going mommy with the rain splashing down when it hits the sidewalk it makes a funny sound banging through the big white doors people dressed in green if they ever hurt you mommy just run away and scream oh God please help me mommy they are tearing me apart see there goes my big blue eyes then there goes my little heart i truely love you mommy believe me i really do but the worst feeling is i thought you loved me too.

Mind Teaser
I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I? LEAVE ANSWERS,IN COMMENT'S, ANSWER LATER TODAY!!

Job Well Done (poem)
JOB WELL DONE They have given their time They have given their all For a country that said we made them fall. Some say this is for power, Some same this is for the fame. We need to stop placing any and all the blames. We have a country that has needs to, look at our veterans that have no shoes. Many lost their lives, and many lost their limbs. Some lost their minds, and others lost their will. Some don't have homes, some don't have food. But this is our country who's out to do good. Give to your own, and then think of the world. Lets fix our backyards before we fix theirs. Our country is rich, with many things indeed. But lets give aid to our people in the time of their needs. So when you see a Veteran or someone in Uniform, Please salute or shake their hand, and say JOB WELL DONE.

Rip Gracie My Rottweiler! :(
Friday the 10th of August... I had my beloved Rottweiler put down. She was getting old and I knew it was her time. I struggle daily with the loss of her. I know I did the right thing, but I never said GOODBYE. I regret that. I couldn't handle looking into her eyes one last time, knowing it was the last. I will miss you my loyal GRACIE, I love you and I think of you all the time. I wish I could have been there for you. I hope to see you oneday.

The Night I Lost My Best Friend Eric!!!!
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that, the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two Roads Diverged in the wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has all the difference. By: Robert Frost

Love The Summer Weather
That is why I am not on that much these days, so I hope everbody is well and also having a great summer,however i should be back online here and there to check on things, if I dont see you, then I will see you soon, Does all this make sense I hope so since i just woke up....haha See you all soon, hugs chad

Hands Of A Soldier (poem)
Hands of a Soldier Solid firm grip of friendship, The same defend the free. Silence in the gripping shake, Acknowledge honor given. Our hand in his hand, Those hands defend the free. Sacrifice of caressing hands, back home for family, yearn. Hands to duty honor bound, Defends the peaceful free. Hands wrinkled shaking, In age still hold the pride. Soldier's hands, veteran hands, These hands have kept us free. ~Roger W. Hancock~

If I Were A Bird
If I were a bird, I would be able to fly, Over the mountains, across the blue sky. A feather falls, drifting slowly to the ground, Falling forever, and landing without a sound. It does nothing, but lie in the heat of the sun, It's color is fading, it's purpose is done. Oh! It was just a feather, miss it, I would not, If I were a Bird, I would still have lots. I seen it in a dream, in the dark of the night, It seemed so real, and oh how it felt so right. A bird above the mountains, beautiful and free, I dreamt that this Bird- - - -was ME!!! done by christine .

Is It Real
I want to say this is love I feel My heart feels warm, my faith is strong But how do I know if this is real Will I be able to take it if I am wrong My mind is questioning my heart What if I let him go, and he is the one What will become of the life I was supposed to start He was there for me, but now he is gone If he is the right one, he will come back My heart will overcome the thoughts of my mind Or was this the only chance I had Was I the one love was supposed to find? done by christine.

Lonely Betrail
I'm so very lonely, Dreams of love almost gone... I sit here alone, As the dusk turns to dawn. You said that you loved me, But I know it wasn't true... Your love was a lie, This to me you proved... There's nothing you could do To take away this pain... The way you've treated me... Or how you left me in the rain... My hopes of love Have now come and gone... Everything I have dreampt, Has all gone wrong... You've let me down, And I fear to love again. For a broken heart... Is never easy to mend. done by christine .

Deleting My Page
i do not hear much from anyone anymore like i used to it seems as though once a person geta marrie dthey stop hearing from people they though was their friends so i am takin it into consideration of deleting my page here if i do and anyone wants to talk to me stil my yahoo i.d is kristie_congrove2000 or babydoll_1996@hotmail.com i hate to leave cuz i have met a lot of interesting folks on here but what is the point when noone will talk to ya to all the true friends i have on here thanks for being here for me i will never forget ya

For Santeros, Religious Freedom Is Anything But
For santeros, religious freedom is anything but Posted on Tue, Aug. 14, 2007 BY TERE FIGUERAS NEGRETE AND ELAINE DE VALLE tfigueras@MiamiHerald.com Noriel Batista has had little peace since a swarm of Coral Gables police officers burst onto his property, disrupting a Santeria ritual intended to initiate him into a special order of his religion's priesthood. ''It has ruined my life,'' said Batista, a Cuban-born pharmacy owner who bought the home on Casilla Street nine years ago. Business at his Coral Way pharmacy has suffered, he says. Neighbors expressed outrage that animal sacrifices -- in this case, 11 goats and 44 fowl -- were taking place in the City Beautiful. Shortly after the June incident made the news, Batista received a handwritten note, scrawled in the margins of a Miami Herald article: America has become a dumping ground for trash like you. Go back to Cuba and take your animal sacrifices with you. The incident, which brought television cameras and patro

Your Life
Day by day your life goes by live it by the max do all the stuff you want to but dont make any bad mistakes cause if they are bad you might regreat its for the rest of your life Its your life live it how you want but just get up and have fun lifes a charm your might not think so but you only got one of them its not like any thing elase you only got one remember that but choose to live it how you want to Life life it your life done by christine .

The Penis
THE PENIS: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

Lost
I'm lost without you,lost in a world where dreams can't come true. Lost in a daze,or maybe just amazed, at how much I never knew. I never knew I really loved you. I thought it was all just a bunch of lies. Until you hurt me dear,and you without a single tear, Now lay here and let me die. I never knew you really cared,I thought you were just being nice. I'm sorry for leaving,for not spending the rest of my life, but I'll see you again, I'm sure, On a clear, stary night. Don't forget me, my love. I'll be back soon. But until then look up at me For I am no longer lost. done by christine .

At Times I Wonder
The other night I watched an interview someone did with Hugh Hefner. Over 40 years ago I saw him (a guy I considered kind of old at that time) being interviewed in his PJ's and a rober. The latest interview I saw he seemed to be wearing the same PJ's and robe. Are we supposed to believe that those young women that he always has hanging on him really think he's hot? Does he believe that we envy what he probably can't do even though he could if he were able? I used to subscribe to the magazine and being somewhat sophisticated said I bought it for the articles. One of the hardest lessons I ever learned about my own self deception was when I read one of those articles written by ole Heff himself. It was unstructured and brainless, a perfect example for the "your brain on pot" commercials. Am I jealous? No, just amazed that so many generations are as brilliant as I was.

I See Your Face
i see your face in the sky in the moon in the clouds in the rain in the mist and in the shadows i hear you call my name right through my bedroom wall i see you smile and my heart melts i love you done by chrisitne .

Tomorrow's Hope
What happens when Everything's gone There's nothing left You're all alone I can't wait to see you And know where you were Learn all about you Get to know who you are Is that someone out there When will I ever know I'm waiting for you patiently For the day I know will come What will he tell me That knocks me off my feet Where will I first see him When will we finally meet Will I know I've found the one The moment I catch his eye Or was that just a glimmer of hope That suddenly made me cry done by christine

If You Forget Me
IF YOU FORGET ME I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if i look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the sloww autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower climbs up

Support (military Poem)
When will you be coming home... I guess soon we will know, but untill that day comes, this I can show.. I owe you my life, my honor, my thanks, to each and every soldier in every single rank.. Just smile for me soldier and know your not alone... for you have the support from every american back home...

The Truth
Haunted eyes full of hate Twisted thoughts of rape on the first date Lost promises and misforgotten chivalry Chilling cries that are no longer heard Helping another is now such a burden We go on with our lives without a care It is more than any of us can bear We think onlu of ourselves and of ourselves getting rich But the truth is that we are digging a ditch For which our bodies will be thrown carelessly aside We best learn to abide By the rules that we so wrongly break There is too much hate for our hearts to take We need to stop the killing, raping, and senseless violence today Or our children's lives and the ones to pay! done by chritine .

Drummers Clash With New Harlem Residents
Drummers clash with new Harlem residents By VERENA DOBNIK, Associated Press Writer Sat Aug 11, 6:19 PM ET NEW YORK - On Saturday nights in summer, hundreds of fingers pound out mesmerizing rhythms on African drums — a ritual repeated for decades in Harlem's Marcus Garvey Park. This year, the drums have a counterpoint: the complaints of "new Harlemites." "African drumming is wonderful for the first four hours, but after that, it's pure, unadulterated noise. We couldn't see straight anymore," says Beth Ross, who lives in a luxury apartment building near the park. "It was like a huge boom box in the living room, the bedroom, the kitchen. You had no way to escape except to leave the apartment." Ross's complaint is just the latest sign of conflict in Harlem, where upscale apartments and hotels are rapidly changing the face of a neighborhood long considered the heart of black culture in America. Central Harlem around Marcus Garvey Park is especially attractive, with its opu

My Crush
well im so crushed and sad the crush that i have had since the whole crush thing on here has a crush for someone else i so thought he liked me enough to crush me back... *CRIES* oh well i guess... many more crushes out there i guess but this one really makes my heart skip beats lol and yes u know who u r if you read this... your the biggest pain in my ass but i really really do lust you ... lol ok got that out i feel better muahhhh and yes i know i am a retard lol

Not The End, But A New Beginning
Darkness fills my brightest day Sorrow fearcly beating me down Weeping at the thought of my own life Wondering why I was chosen to be Away in my dreams am i so free Feeling alive like never before In my dreams i have but one fear Knowing soon that i must wake In my dreams am I at peace Mabey I should stay and never return Away from the world that saddens me so Forgetting the life I care not to lead Alas I have found my new home Never again will i shed my tears Not the end, But a new beginning Living free, in my world of dreams done by christine .

Five Rule's
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Not Of This World
where could I begin? to explain why I don't fit in here and why I wouldn't dare even try I don't want to fit in in this world of sin take a good look around at the state we're in I cannot be a part of this death by pride on a global scale follow your bliss love is not for sale take a deeper look inside follow the spirit and not your pride we're killing ourselves by not giving in submit yourself now to the love within done by christine .

The First Time I Got In Big Trouble
I was about 5 or 6 years old and I got up one morning with my little sister and for some reason we put on our Sunday school clothes. My parents had just installed new carpet and were redecorating the house a little. My mom always has been a heavy sleeper and my dad was a truck driver that drove to Kansas City and back every night. As the story goes my mom finally wakes up and walks out of her room to find green paint on my door just about as high as a little kid could reach. She opened my door to see paint in the carpet and that I had painted my dresser. She opened the door to my sister’s room and there we were. Covered in green paint. My suit and my sister’s dress were ruined along with the new carpet in both of our rooms. I had painted my dresser and the paint leaked inside the drawers and ruined most of my clothes. My mom just said who would have thought a 5 or 6 year old could get a screw driver and open up a paint can. My dad was 6'4 and weighed about 300lbs. He later t

Blah Blah Blah
So I was supposed to go out to Sophia today, that fell through because my step dad is trying to do other things. Hopefully I can get at least my small shopping done for the last of my supplies for class and my toiletry items, such as; shampoo, conditioner, and razor blades. Oh I was supposed to go car shopping so I can have a stable car.

Recipe For A Military Spouse (poem)
Recipe for a Military Spouse 1 1/2 cups Patience 1 cup Courage 3/4 cup Tolerance dash of Adventure 1 pound of Ability To the above ingredients: Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease and let stand alone for one year. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money then Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years or until done. Makes unlimited servings SERVE WITH PRIDE

New Contest Help Please!! :)
Hiya peeeeeeeeps.. I was wondering if any of you have any spare time.. Would you mind dropoing me a few comments.. I need to reach 20,000 to RENEW my VIP!!! :) ..... THanks soo much any little bitty help will do!! hehee.... Much appreciated!!!! :) Just click on my pic or copy the link in!!!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=266854&albumid=500272&i=3932063754

So Yeah...a Horrible Week
So Yeah this has been such a horrible week for me. Started of with work being crappy because of people calling in sick and being on vacation....and of course I am the only one who picks up the slack....and putting my work on the back burner....Then Today on my way to work....I get pulled over and Get a DAMN TICKET. Damn it all....then I lost my time card, forgot my lunch and didnt bring my purse in from the car....then because it is Auction day I have to park 3 miles away so there is no hope for me today on getting ANYTHING from my car.........DAMN IT ALL...oh and the fact taht I messed up my knee and cant walk is not making things any better. Oh well There is always someone worse off right? UGH

Friendship 7 (poem)
The Gift Of Knowing You There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you. - Dave Stout -

Me
Questions about your home (Finally, a different kind of survey!) 1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? We use bar soap and body wash. 2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? - not at the moment. 3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator? -not at the moment 4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink? - 3 5. What would you change about your living room? - newer couches 6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? - clean. i know i need to empty it. 7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry? - no 8. White or wheat bread? - both 9. What is on top of your refrigerator? - its my second medicon cabnit and theres a bib or two up there too. 10. What color is your sofa? - oatmeal and wood its prett but needs replacing. 11. What color or design is on your shower curtain? - walmart specal froggies whole bathrooms done up like that. 12. How many plants are in your home? - in home none. 13. How many can

Friendship 6 (poem)
For Those Lost In 9/11 If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there - Author Unknown -

In Memory Of Dj Isis
PLS PRAY FOR HER FAMILY Rip DJ ISIS NO WOMEN EVER DESERVE TO DIE BY A MAN HANDS HER HUSBAND BEAT HER TO DEATH sweetemptation3...2007-8-15 7:3:41 R.I.P...Didnt know you but my love goes out to you and all your family...he will get his..justice will serve..no woman ever deserves this..becareful who you trust ladies ...Much LOVE and SYMPOTHY ..

Personnel Salute To U From Me?
** DON'T FORGET IF U REALLY GET DOWN AND BOMB ME I WILL MAKE U A PERSONNEL SALUTE *** THANKS AGAIN TO ALL FOR ALL THE LUV U HAVE SHOWIN' ALREADY !!! OK I'M IN A "GIVEAWAY" FOR A 30 DAY BLAST FIRST ONE TO 50,OOO COMMENTS !! SO I NEED SUM LUV PLEASE. I WANT THIS BLAST XOXO *BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ* THANKS TO ALL IN ADVANCE FOR ANY LUV AND BOMBING U DO !!! ~~ RULES ~~ STARTED 8/12/07 10 AM FUBAR TIME ENDS 9/12/07 10 AM FUBAR TIME ** MUST BE FAN/FRIEND OF "CUP OF JOE" (LINK UNDER MINE)** YEA IT ENDS IN A MONTH HOWEVER IF SUMONE REACHES THE 50,000 IN 3 WEEKS ( FOR EXAMPLE) THEN THAT PART OF GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED ! U HAVE TO BE FAN/FRIEND OF ~ CUP OF JOE ~ Cup Of Joe@ fubar

Want To Win The Money To Buy Vips? Blasts? A Happy Hour? Spend It Like You Want To Spend It!
repost REPOST repost $100 GIVE AWAY!!! THIS IS NOT A CONTEST... THIS IS A RACE TO 60,000 COMMENTS!!! THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THE 60,000 COMMENTS WILL HAVE THEIR CHOICE OF $100 IN REAL MONEY FUBAR STUFF! A HAPPY HOUR! 2 30-DAY BLASTS! 1 30-DAY BLAST AND A 3 MONTH VIP! 5 1 MONTH VIP! 5 7-DAY BLASTS! SPEND $100 IN FUBAR THE WAY *YOU* WANT TO SPEND IT!!! Now... If you do not intend to work for your 60,000 comments... PLEASE do not enter this race. Once 20 participants have been received the folder will open. Late participants WILL be accepted. The winner of the race will receive either $100 TO SPEND IN FUBAR AS THEY CHOOSE!!! Should two people want to enter one pic and go for the TWO 30 Day Blasts, one for each of them, they should make this known in advance. Should five people want to enter one pic and go for 5 7day blasts or 5 vips or mix it up, they should make this known in advance. These will be the rules: 1. MUST BE A SFW PHOTO AND

Dating On The 'net
Written in response to this blog on what internet dating is like for a man. Since he's outlined what it's like to date on the internet as a man, I thought I'd talk about what, exactly, it's like to date as a perfectly average woman on the internet. Outgoing Messages: If you ever made any attempt to contact guys on dating sites, you quickly gave it up, as you receive no responses whatsoever. Not even an "I'm not interested." Whether guys think you're overly bold, or guys think you're unattractive, or whatever -- the response rate is basically zero. So you end up reverting back to passivity. Incoming Messages: The majority of messages you receive from men are idiotic or downright offensive. They can be broken down into several categories (obviously some fit into more than one): - Mildly offensive: Usually they start with some variation of "u r so hot." In many cases, they are a blatant come-on. In probably 75% of the mail I receive, I have no desire to ever go out with the gu

Obsession!
DR. PHIL WAS CONDUCTING A GROUP THERAPY SESSION WITH FOUR YOUNG MOTHERS AND THEIR SMALL CHILDREN. 'YOU ALL HAVE OBSESSIONS,' HE OBSERVED. TO THE FIRST MOTHER, HE SAID, 'YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EATING... YOU'VE EVEN NAMED YOUR DAUGHTER CANDY.' HE TURNED TO THE SECOND MOM. 'YOUR OBSESSION IS WITH MONEY... > AGAIN, IT MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, PENNY.' HE TURNS TO THE THIRD MOM. 'YOUR OBSESSION IS ALCOHOL. THIS, TOO, MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, BRANDY.' AT THIS POINT, THE FOURTH MOTHER GETS UP TAKES HER LITTLE BOY BY THE HAND AND WHISPERS, 'COME ON DICK, WE'RE LEAVING.

Blah Blah Blah
So here it goes, I am going to give my good friend the best wishs.. I hope that he gets everything that he wants in life and that he has joy and happiness.. There will always be a place in my heart for you. If you need to talk. I have so much that i wanna say to you and i dont wanna do it on this or the phone... So if our paths should ever cross.. I hope that it does.. I will be happy.. My prayers are with you every day as you fight for my freedom.. Thank you... Hugs and Kisses.. Love always

Friendship 5 (poem)
A Friend's Greeting I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have be

"just Me"
just me being me is that really to much to ask for, with anything now a days. I mean when it comes down to it what do people really want out of someone else when they are dateing them. All i have ever wanted was someone who is there for me, honest with me, cares for who i am, wants to make me there whole world but deep down im not all that. Its all i have asked for when i have ever dated anyone or been with anyone. At this day and age i start to wonder is there any such thing out there and if there is then i guess i dont need to worry about anything no more because i dont need some bullshit lines to just get down my pants and abuse or use me. I have always said who i was and have always made it a point that when im with someone that i make them very specail in my life. I have found that oe person in my life and he has since been busy with many things when he finally see's that i am here will it be to late will i have turned my back, or will i be right there for him like i have been all

Happiness
I thought I was happy I smile right? I’m laughing all the time But every time I get a second To sit down and think I’m sad unhappy It’s like I’m not the same me I start to think Of all that’s happen Between me and my ex Between you and me The feeling I feel for you The feeling I think you feel for me Just tell me you like Just ask me out Give me a reason to smile inside and out!

Friendship 4 (poem)
Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know it'll always be back. - Terri Fanning -

Life Now
sorry that i have been that good of a friend. but i have started a pt job. My oldest has started school too. and have a few issues i have started some med for anxiety. i hope to be back to normal son. i am sorry to all my friends and thanks for love. i miss ya'll hope all is well.

Friendship 3 (poem)
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. - Brittani Kokko -

Friendship 2 (poem)
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. - Written and owned by Angela Lee Hillsley -

Not Easy At All!
glitter-graphics.com Everyone told me after Virgel shot himself that it would take a little time before I was over it. How does someone get over something like that? One minute he's here playin with my kids and hangin out and the next he's all over the news and the papers for killing himself. And ofcourse the papers and the news make him sound like a bad guy, if they had only had a chance to know him, they wouldn't say such cruel things. Virgel Gilseth was young and had his whole life ahead of him, and because of one stupid night, it's all gone. now all I have are my memories, and the fact that I can sit here and say I was ucky enough to have been a part of his life and vise-versa. R.I.P Virgel...I'll miss you forever!!! glitter-graphics.com

6 Weird Things About Me:
6 weird things about me: 1>Well, I Like to eat CornDogs with Syrup... Everyone thats around me says its grose..but I love it so, I works for me..=) 2>My Brother and my friend Samantha Are my true best friends... they are the only ones I could ever really tell everything too with out feeling like they would judge me. 3>I Was at work one day.. and my delivery driver was makin Deliverys(der) , and Footloose came on the raido and I started Dancing in the store... When my Driver pulled up and caught me..LoL.. I was so embarrased I had sad my foot was falling asleep so I had to wake it up..HEhe Not the best cover up! 4>I hate my feet. There so ugly.. there fat, and round..lol.. I would never go get a pedicure..I think I would scare the lady..Im very self councious about stuff like that. 5>I have never been to a live concert EVER.Just a thought(It'd be a nice gift..lol) I guess its somthing to put on my ToDo List. 6>I am obsessed with stickers.. I can't stop buying them.. ev

Friendship (poem)
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

One Who Waits,sometimes To Long
CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. Loves to smile. Beautiful laugh. Patient.Cautious. Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. now i see why i am slow at getting things,1/12/1952 corky1952

The Music Keeps Coming!!!!!!!!!
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Eyes Of Pain!
She looked at him.. And in his eyes, Saw all the pain, And heard his silent cries. She turned away, But he grabbed her hand. Leaned in closer.. To try to make her understand. "I wish that you would stay, If only for awhile. So I can feel my heartbeat again, And remember how to smile. I wish that you would sit, And talk awhile with me And lay your feelings on the table.. Set them out for me to see. I wish I would've listened To the many times you said you had to go. I was so sure you'd be alright, I'm sorry, I didn't know. All the times you've cried And the nights you couldn't sleep, I thought it would pass.. I didn't realize it ran so deep. I'm sorry for not reaching out to you When you needed me so bad. I'm sorry for not showing you, All the love I've always had. If I treated you less than you deserve And not been there for you I'm so very sorry.. Please let me pull us through." The tears were streaming down her face, As she listened to what he had

This Friend And I , No Longer Even Talk.
Will we be friends again? Tonight,I sit and wonder about us. Why do I even try to be your friend. Everysince that day came and tore us apart, I do nothing but care. It seems every little thing gets in the way. I just sit and hope and pray. You are like a sister to me, and I dont have one to call my own. I told you how I feel and held you when you needed it most. Now when I need you , and you dont even look my way. You say our kids need space, and I think so do we. Maybe then we can be back where we used to be.

Second Life
Well I'm out of here.... I've discovered the SIM game 'Second Life' So i just won't be around much, in honesty this place lost it's hold over me a while back. I'll drop in from time to time and say Hello or drop into the Mumms when SL is offline (like it is now) But that's me - this place is enough to bore the tits off me. If you want to get intouch totemdancer@gmail.com will get me. Love n lite to all Kaz

Im This Kind Of Man To Any Lady 24-7.........
IM THIS KIND OF MAN 24-7......08-15-07...1:16 pm Body: Call her every night Leave her sweet texts to wake up to Stay on the phone with her even if she is quite the whole time. Sneak up behind her Grab her by the waist Tell her shes beautiful not sexy Tell her she has amazing eyes When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone or on myspace If shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay Kiss her on the forehead When you walk with her walk slowly. Tickle her even when she says stop Don't say i love you Unless you Mean It. Listen to her when she talks Tell her your secrets. Protect her. Kiss her hand & a peck on the cheek Tell her u love her just to let her know & Finally Never ever cheat on her CHEERS AND KEEP ON ROCKEN PEACE(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)

From A Sweet Friend...
This was written for me by a very sweet friend on here. It is in memory of my best friend Virgel who killed himself January 5th 2007 Thanks again for this poem. It means sooo much to me!!! Gone but not forgotten As it should be with best friends The memories are a beacon A flame that never ends Times we spent together Through the smiles and the tears In my heart you will live forever Even though you aren't here Thank you for the love we shared The connection at the soul I was blessed beyond compare And I just wanted you to know Although you can't be with me You will live forever in my heart That is the best place for you to be The one place we will never be apart

Core Strength And Fat Burning
Core Strengthening Exercises Please check out these links. They provide you with the basics on how to use the exercise ball. For beginners it will be difficult to balance on the ball because your core isn’t able to support the activity. It takes time and patience. Start working out with a friend, develop a 3 week routine and very the activities each 3 weeks. Once you reach 12 weeks you’ll see remarkable improvements in ability and energy levels  http://exercise.about.com/cs/abs/l/bl_core.htm http://exercise.about.com/cs/abs/a/coreandposture.htm The Mysterious Fat Burning Zone The concept that longer lower intensity cardio sessions are better for weight loss has been around for quite some time and is often referred to as working out in the fat burning zone. This idea is a myth and a misinterpretation of the body’s energy systems. The average person burns a mix of 50% fat and 50% carbs when at rest (well trained individuals burn 70% fat and 30% carbs

Grease Guiser
I was probably 20 years old and my dad had just died a year earlier and I was running the trucking company. I took a 500 mile run and got home to a ringing phone that one of our drivers had an emergency and couldn't make his run. So I woke up my little brother and asked him to go with me right back out and he did. we went into Wichita and loaded a tanker load of grease (liquid animal fat) to go to a feedlot. I ended up going to the wrong feedlot. I misunderstood the name and didn't look at my paperwork. thank goodness it was only about a 50 mile mistake. So we drag our tired asses back 50 miles to a new feedlot that we had never hauled to before. Here is where it gets funny. My peterbilt was equipped with a 2 inch pump that would unload 50,000 pounds of grease in less than 25 minutes. this thing moved some fat. In the top of the tank they had no manhole or anything. just like a 1 inch hole with a piece of pipe you stick down the hole to see the grease level. We are

Mid-life Suicide-edit#1
"MID-LIFE SUICIDE#1(STEVE LIEBERMAN--4/2006) i wish that i had died in a teenage suicide in 1975 but i watched my world collide i wish i could work a gun then my suffering will be done i can do it on the run if i could only work a gun oh how i wish that i was dead put a gun right to my head pull the trigger0bang!-i'm dead oh how i wish that i was dead gonna stage my own demise in a midlife suicide a hundred people they will cry cause of my suicide gonna use a Ginzu knife one quick thrust will end my life oh-they'll find me -whAT a sight gonna use a Ginzyu knife gonna take too many pills enough to give you all the chills of me you had your fill gonna take too many pills" STEVE LIEBERMAN "MID-LIFE SUICIDE(EDIT#1)" MELANCHOLIA FALLING 2006

Its Hard When A Loved One Is Sick.
It's hard leaving you. You just lay there knowing your life is going to be over soon. I can tell it's going to be shortly. Seeing you like this is hurting me so much. You hold my hand as if wanting me to join you on your journey. I try to take my hand from you, but its hard. Especially since I dont know when the next time I will be with you is going to be. I hear you mumble"no matter what I will always love you." Feeling the tears flowing down my face. Several days have passed and so have you. You may not be around, but I feel you. No matter what I love you to.

This Is About My Dad..had A Bad Childhood, But I Am Stronger Now
When he comes home late Hes late again today. I see the look on my moms face. Knowing what I have to do. Grabbing my little brothers arm and leading him behind me. Nervously biting my nails and pacing the woods. Listening for the sound of the truck. Not hearing a sound, I go back home now. Heading for the door, when I hear him yelling. We rush back to the woods, and wait alittle longer. I'm worried about my mother. Hours have passed on so slowly. We go up to the house once again. Hes sleeping in his favorite chair. Shes doing dishes, like nothing happend. The proof on her cheek says something did. This is whats its like day to day. Wondering if hes going to be late again!

Flavor Of Love 3 Show
HEY FUBAR FRIENDS GO TO FLAVOR OF LOVE CASTING SIITE AND VOTE FOR ME SO THAT I CAN GET ON THE SHOW MY USER NAME FOR IT IS MEIKA357.... PLEASE GO AND VOTE FOR ME SO THAT I CAN BE ON T.V. WITH FLAVOR FLAV PLEASE HELP ME OUT THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS

Wrote This When I First Found The News Out, About My Grandmother Passing On.
Why did you leave me I was trying to sleep , I got a knock on my door. Come to find out, your not with me anymore. I was so sad. Most of the time I was thinking about you and how we spent time together. I thought you would be here forever. Your smile and your storys are missing now. All that remains of you , is memorys in my heart. Some days when I wake up I think of you and that is a start. Then somedays I ask why did you leave me?

I Wrote This For My Grandmas Funeral
Note to grandma Dear grandma, I just wanted to share one last thing with you. No matter how many miles apart we are,you'll always be with me. I am going to be thinking about you alot. Remembering your smile and the way you laughed. Just thinking about hearing your voice,makes it feel like you are near me. I am going to miss you alot. I will share all the times we had with my boys. We did alot of things together and you taught me alot of lessons. I watched you and grandpa share so much love for one another. The weekends I always looked forward to staying the night and playing board games. Well, grandma thats it for now, because we are going to have many talks. ps. I love you

Sublime...not!!!
One of my fav songs is What I've Got by Sublime,but since CT became Fubar,i discover daily what i need.I need a buzz.I need 2 c my mail and pix comments.I need a new cpu.And i need 2 thank my friends and fans 4 bein so cool and supportive.Peace...xox

Mumblings
You know, I am not exactly a spring chicken anymore, so I can't afford to settle for anything less than what I truly want. First off, looks aren't that important to me. I mean, I have to be physically attracted to them naturally, but I am not ruling out someone because they are too big or too small. As far as physical attributes, I LOVE tattoos on a woman, to me they are sexy. Piercings as well, it's an expression of individuality. I would like someone who is comfortable with the way they look and don't obsess about their damn weight or looks. If I am attracted to someone, I am attracted to the person as a whole, not just the looks. Someone who is going to love me for me, and not for what I can do for them. I get so sick of all these people who say they want a nice guy, they never see the one under their nose, and so they get ignored and get bitter, and when they finally do get a nice guy, they don't know how to take it and the guy ends up getting heartbroken because she thinks

Talk
Oh brother I can’t, I can't get through I've been trying hard to reach you 'cause I don't know what to do Oh brother I can't believe it's true I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you Oh I wanna talk to you You can take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You can climb a ladder up to the sun Or a write a song nobody has sung or do Something that's never been done Are you lost or incomplete? Do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece? Tell me how do you feel? Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak And they’re talking it to me So you take a picture of something you see In the future where will I be? You can climb a ladder up to the sun Or a write a song nobody has sung or do Something that's never been done, do Something that's never been done So you don't know where you're going and you wanna talk And you feel like you're going where you've been before You tell anyone who'll li

Just Words
Lines of poetry... A waste of space! Lines of meaning going to waste. Nothing discovered, Nothing new. Filling no emptiness betwixt me and you. Whether whispered in love Or shouted in hate, Too many words, too little, too late. If I wrote for a year, I may never be through, Never spanning the chasm betwixt me and you. They can't draw you near, Nor hold you dear, They don't put your whispers of love in my ear. Just torment with promise. And fail in their pride; Never filling the emptiness that I have inside.

Health And Wellness
Health and Wellness It takes 3,500 calories to equal one pound of body weight. Generally, dieters dump an average of 1,000 calories per day in an effort to lose 2 pounds of body fat per week. A two-pound per week weight loss is awesome! To see how much two pounds weighs, lift the wart off your mother-in-law's chin. As a note, you should never go below 1,200 calories per day without your doctor's approval. If you are in need of losing a lot of weight, you may require more calories, so you'll definitely need to check in with your doctor before proceeding on any diet plan. When it comes to cardio, it's up to you and your goals how much you do and how often. For weight loss, most experts recommend 60 or more minutes of moderate intensity activity most days of the week, but if you're a beginner, you may need to start at a lower level of exercise. For beginners, you might start with three days of cardio exercise for 20 or more minutes, adding time each week. If you're an interme

Im Not Living This Way
im not gonna keep thinking too hard about this im just gonna think what think and hope thats how it will end up. i just hope i can stop thinking about when its all gonna go bad. it all goes sour sometime but i really really just wanna be happy but doesnt everyone ?

Thinking Of Plus Size Modeling
I know how to use my body, how to dress myself, apply makeup, do my hair. I have poise, when I want to, and can pose for the camera.. why not. anything that is not attractive on me can be airbrushed, I suppose.. Where does one start? And before I become too old! Time to look into making a portfolio, and getting some good pics done..

Come N See
good afternoon family i need all family to go to the contest thats hosted by wildman55 , an one his family members are in thier she has been thier for us all the time so you know where ur to be with out askin any question , i will be checkin to see who shows up thank you have a great day

I Allready Did This. I'm Bored, And Wrote More To It.
If you really think you could be that special....GF APP — Friday, September 29, 2006 Yah, I allready know who I want right now. But I saw it on myspace, and thought that it needed some work. So I changed it, and added to it. So it's up mostly as showing off my ideas and writing. SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" BOYS TiTLE iT "GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION" Location is pretty important. That's why it's at the beginning. If you aren't close, it's still fun to read, but don't count on me taking it too seriously. 1. Your Name: Location: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Fave fashion style ? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Are you looking for a faithful relationship? 8. Would you enjoy it? 9. What do you want out of a relationship? 10. Would you ever get the nerve to ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

The Windows Of Heaven
"GOD *.*.*.OPENED * ...*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (... *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(...) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * ....(...) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *....* (...) * .*FOR .. *..(...). *....* .*TODAY? .* ... *.... * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY SEND THIS T0 ALL Y0UR FRIENDS & BACK TO ME, IF I AM 1.

Love Profile
Libra - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as importan

For All Those That Ask
I get asked multiple times a day "Why do you only date MILFs? So I am writing this blog to let you all know the answer. I got this name from a t-shirt I bought a little over 2 years ago, I thought the name was funny so I used it on MySpace and people seemed to like it right away. So I have had this name since then. But there is another reason "I Only Date MILFs" and that is I have 3 children myself that live with me fulltime. A women with children herself seems to understand if I tell her "Sorry I can't make it out tonight, my son is sick" or something like that. While the women I have talked to or seen that had no kids didn't seem to understand that and would get mad at me. So it is less stressful for me this way, but if a woman with no kids seems nice and understanding about my situation I might give them a chance.

Oldie But Goodie!
Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Today On Wrr
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's a Hair Band Wednesday.. yes that's right 2 hours of non stop hairband metal from guys that wear more make up and hairspray than I do...plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at docnasty2004 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sircru2004 Click banner to enter lounge

This Is Gonna Be Hot!!!!!!!!
This show is gonna be great! Come and help Mac Dezzo celebrate the release of his newest album. Preformances by local artists such as: Mac Dezzo, Sick Lake, Two Face Records, and of course my crew, BABY BLUE RECORDS will be there in full force all ready to entertain everyone all night long. This is one Party you don't want to be caught missin. MAC DEZZO RECORD RELEASE PARTY!

It's Called A Sense Of Humor......
Seems that some people haven't got a sense of humor what so ever! lol. This profile is just something I made up to have fun with, it's fairly obvious as to who I really am though but if you can't guess who I am, then by all means if it means all that much to you, just ask and I'll tell you. lol. In other words, I'm not attempting to fake out anybody, that's not my intentions at all with this 'sock' profile. I love to joke n laugh and get others to do the same, that's all this profile is about. I hope you enjoy the profile and the silly pics that I post and I hope you can see the humor in it as well as get a good laugh. Don't take life so seriously, it's too short to not have some laughs & fun, so when you can, act like a kid again, it'll fill your heart with the laughter that you may be missing........ LOVE TO ALL.......... LOL HEELDA MCFEETIE!

Fuckers
so i jus learned that one of my "friends" was talkin about me behind my back last night... and people wonder why i have such a hard time trusting... "one cannot be betrayed if one has no one to betray them"... i keep saying im not gonna let any more people in... but i keep deciding this one more person is ok to trust... and i keep being betrayed... youd think id learn, but i guess im just too fucking stupid

Read My Msg On How To Get Me..
I've always been good at getting a conversation started and keeping it interesting. I look forward to putting a smile on your face. If you contact me I promise to make it worth your while.. if im sexy and tempting enough for you, pm me up at my juicyfilipina at yeah-hu and same wd hut-male cant wait to see you there baby..

The Cross
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I can't go on," he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. Then, open that other door and pick out any cross you wish. "The man was filled with relief. Thank you, Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord," he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." When life's problems seem overwhelming, it helps to look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself far more fortunate than you imagined. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine after the rain. Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fa

Salute Photos
i hope that you all that don't have a salute photo will get one soon we can't help you level up until you get one it helps you to have one so that you can get the points as well ok Thanks from C&T Stash Club --seejaykaygee-- ps this is for the ones that can go pass friends of fubar

Jerk Magnet
You Are Occasionally a Jerk Magnet You've been known to attract real jerky guys from time to time... But the truth is, you know what you're getting into. You can help but love bad boys. Are You a Jerk Magnet?

Missouri
Okay so my relationship feels like it is from heaven....lol......I have maybe three suit cases packed and I am moving to Missouri....Wow like a big step for me. I am really happy...But I am starting to miss my boyfriend ALOT! I was crying while packing yesterday and today I did it too... And I do not know how to explain it but I am happy...And i just hope he is happy like i am.....

I Want To Bow In Prayer Now > For All .the Miners > A G/f And Other Friends And Us As A Nation>>..
I thank The O Lord for all and everything and I pray that all us to as a people that come together now ,and pray for all the ones lost needing you , for the Miners and their families and , all the children of this earth hurthing or lost or been killed . Lord help them thier families , friends to cope to not hate and to draw nearer to Thee for comfort; Help the rescuers, that do searches keep their faith to keep looking and stay strong .. Lord there is so much destruction , hurt , hate , eveil in this earth ; There is a friend hurting I think cause of me , Of an answere to a mum . Im sorry O lord I didnt mean to offend her or hurt her in any way . I was answereing the mum cause you placed this on my heart to do so at that time; but I guess ; I went about it wrongly not seeing her point o view and upset her .Lord I know I be human and make erra,s; but I should of considered her feelings before answering in such a way. Lord help her to heal if I hurt her . I was selfish ,O Lord do fo

Heaven
She walked along the dead roses Every thorn that ripped her flesh Was just one bloody step closer to you She was traveling on the road of no return Looking for the way A way to dissipate the pain she felt The heart ache that caused the scares And the tears upon her check She falls in the thorns Reaching out to the amber sky Thoughts of hope fled; Like butterflies from a child at play There a light in the distance As beautiful as the harvest moon in September Little by little she rose Blind eyed from the ashes of another life In the light she found a hand Waiting for her to arrive Reaching out she take a glace back Then suddenly she realized That it was not you she was looking for But the love she always had But she did not notice That every tear shed Every drop of blood Saved a rose She took the hand and smiled No more will she suffer For he has taken away her pain

Hornyscopes!!!!!
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control him

Just Me
♥ Love ♥ I've never been in love. Part of that's my fault, but a good guy hasn't exactly stumbled along either. I'm awfully fickle, to an extent that people cannot fathom. I even make myself wonder. I'd like to know what it's like, sure. But I think I need to focus not on being in love, but just showing compassion before it's too late. Letting people know how I really feel without fear. Then, who knows... ::Stability:: It's a strange thing. I will admit, materialistically, I've had a wonderful life. I've never really gone "without". Please understand though - my family has been through some horrendous times financially, but I've always known that it could be worse. So as "taken care of" as I've been, I'm strangley realistic and mature and understand that it's time to grow up in that sense and take care of myself. ::Passion:: I'm a very passionate person. But privately. I like to keep things to myself. Probably because I feel like people won't understand, and

This Afternoon
I have been in a contest for awhile now...no time limit but it is a race to 20,000...I stopped bombing myself when I started the bomber family....so here is the link...If some of you could bomb this pic for me today... This is the link to it Whoever would bomb it for me I would appreciate it...

Love, Passion, Lust, Pain
" love, passion, lust, pain " Mid summer was the first time she'd set eyes on her hurt, Beginning with I love you and kiss, One innocent kiss after another turn to passion, Then lust was deserved for love, Love began need as a seed blossom, He wanted nothing to do with his mistake, She barring it all, breaking her every day, Slicing the minor with your diamond, Knowing this child she bared was yours, Down on her knee's she'd pray, "Take this child it is not ready, It is not wanted by a father, And it's mother is not strong enough," Faithfully a miscarriage fell on her, In tears she called the father, He the happiest one of all care little that it was gone, That she sorrowfully prayed, "Look after my blood and may it grow in heaven, And make her daddy understand the pain I feel," Season blow on, she cried herself sleep, For empty responses and promise unkempt, No longer could this go on, The phone rang and she was in tears again, She felt her heart ache from

Sigh
the other night i was rushed to the hospital...had a hard time breathing....as usual the dr's didn't know their heads from their asses.....so now i am on more inhallers to help strenghten my lungs...i just wonder with the shit i been going on with my health if it is worth the fight....i barely have any energy left in me to keep going

From A Dear From
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want me like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Dark Fairy Quiz
What kind of Dark Faerie are You? (Girls only with beautiful pics) Seductive FaerieYou are the Seductive Faerie. You're just made for attracting members of the opposite (and sometimes same) sex. No one can stop looking at you. You know exactly how to deal with people and you are very social and playful.Wings: Red, gray and blackPower: LoveSexual appeal: More like, what isn't your sexual appeal?? You are very attractive in almost every aspect of your being. People are naturally drawn to you as a fun, outgoing person, and you have no trouble at all in finding and seducing that special someone.What you look for in a guy: You don't really care what he's got for hair or build, but you always need to able to look into his deep, sexy eyes. Whether they're slate grey or vibrant emerald, you could stare into them for hours. Sigh...Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Memory Lane - The G-string Story.
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 12/9/05. Want the link? Throw me a shout.) In response to an earlier post, where I'd mentioned that I'd stripped to a g-string in public, when I was the MC for a male strip group, a friend asked me the following question: "All right, if you were the MC, why were you wearing a G string under your clothes? Hmm?" The first time, I wasn't. The show was a private one - we were the entertainment after a banquet for a women's bowling league. The bar was rented out to the league for the night, and by the time we came on, every woman in the place was either seriously ripped, or at least well on the way to it. The bar itself had a second story that was off-limits to the patrons, but we were using it as a dressing room. There was a railing upstairs and the other guys in the group could look over it, and down directly on the stage. I'd been doing shows with them for three months, and had never removed anything more than my tie and jacket. When

Fun!! Lets See How Well Everyone Know There Rock N Roll History
OK. Below is a picture that has 75 bands represented in it. What I want you to do is leave me a comment naming up to 3 at the most. Leave some for others to find. This should be fun. Good Luck

I'd Rather Be Blowing Something Else Up Then My Brakes
My brakes blew up on the way to school yesterday. FUN. I took the car to the shop, it needs drums, shoes, and brake cylinders for both rear wheels. I'm a very unhappy camper at the moment.

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made Woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, and a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested! "I am close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft,"

Family
I have added alot of you to my family.This I promise to you If you are in my family I will rate everything you have.This may take some tme so be patient with me.I expect nothing in return.But as I was taught family comes first

An 'owy' And Anxious Day..
Sigh..I'm home from work today because yesterday I had my braces 'adjusted.' I've had these things on about a year now and even though me teeth are starting to look Fabulous, I've gone through much pain with some of these adjustments. Sometimes, also, they leave too much of the wire protruding out the ends and they rip my inside cheek up. Ouch. Hard to eat or talk when that happens. Going back to the Othodontist this afternoon for them to trim the wire. Because of the pain, I take painkillers (Tylenol 1's and Ibuprofen) that leaves my head floating in a fuzzy haze and still doesn't relieve all the pain. It makes my head ache and I had a nasty headache this morning. So I took the day off. I would recommend braces if anyone thinks about having them, but only if you feel your teeth are in bad enough shape to justify going through all the expense and pain. It costed me $8000.00 CDN overall. Good thing I have insurance to cover a small amount of it! I'm also anxious..and I gue

And Now For Myself.... I Ask For Ur Help
Ok, so here's the deal. I have a doctor appointment today. I will be having an annual check up, (ladies u know what i mean) but at the same time, i will be tested for 3 different types of cancer. Ovarian cancer, cancer of the uterus, and skin cancer. Yes i said 3. This is the 2nd time i'm being tested for ovarian cancer... :( i have been sick quite often lately.. and the docs just havent figured out what is going on with me, but when they decided to listen to me and realize how much cancer runs in my family, they decided to run tests... DUH!!! Gosh, some of us have to suffer for long periods of time before doctors will listen to us. That's just not right. Please Pray, and keep me in your thoughts... I will let you know what happens as soon as i get any news.

Damm
man im just sitting here bored out of my mind. i woke up today with that same lump in my throat that i have every day all day and i cant seem to get rid of it. i know why its there and i know what will make it go away i just dont know how to attain it. i need to play music i havent picked up my guitar in a week and thats not like me at all. i dont know what im doing anymore. :(

The Science Of Heroes
So the TV show Heroes was a cool show, and ended with a pretty good cliffhanger. While there are questions that everyone is waiting to hear answered, the main thing is that the science is off. E=mc2 explains that the explosion of whats his face would have been much more devastating. Using Einstein’s theory (which is pretty much universally accepted) we can determine the size of the explosion that would occur when a man goes from solid mass into pure energy. Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. So we take his mass, and times it by the speed of light squared. 186,000 miles per second, times 186,000 miles per second, times his mass, figure the average man is between 175-200 pounds, that equals a shitload of energy. Keep in mind that the Atomic bomb is an example of this equation put into action. The bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was about on ounce of material that was converted into energy. The effect of that explosion was so destructive that everything with

Help Please!! From Everyone?!
Ok this wont take you long. I just want lists (not long ones) of songs that make you sad...maybe even sad enough to make you cry. you know the emotional ones that u connect to? please please please!! love you all!! xx

The Face Of God
The Face of God I'm drained but aching for more And the devil inside is reading The words of the saddest poem To be engraved on the stone on my grave I'd kill to share your pain And sell my soul for you just to say: "I dream what you're dreaming And feel what you're feeling Love's our shadow on the wall With the face of god" Nothing will be enough For the ones who keep in stumbling In the garden of withering trust Without the courage to leave I'd take my life for your kiss And lose it all to take you across the abyss You dream what I'm dreaming And see what I'm seeing Love's our shadow on the wall With the face of god

Later
it is always later! see i switch between 2 pc's here and there throughout the day and night. one pc has all my photos one pc has some. so of course im currently on the pc with the some which isnt anything for here. HOWEVER later ill be on the other where i can upload more pics to fill the senses. fun huh ~T

Proud
6 months ago I weighed 254. I then decided it was time to lose some weight before it was to late and I had a heart attach.Thanks to my dr. and the plan he set for for me I have lost about 30 lbs. and have gone from 254lbs. to 220 lbs. for this I am proud of myself.I have more energy and my blood pressure has gone down.Hopefully I will keep it down.For this I am proud of myself.

I Love Pink!!!
Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical. People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily! You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize. What Rose Represents Your Love?

+spanked With The Richter Scale.
I was having an AWESOME hot dream....with this big tall Nordic dude...with long blonde hair. Fvcking earthquake wakes me up. The ground feels SO creeepy when it happens. A big wave of cement that you can see at ground level, and then the wave hits you. Thats what the baby 'Quakes are like. The 7pointer was just..non stop shaking back an forth, no wave. Whatever, it woke me up, and made me all paranoid. Every truck speeding by our house had me running under the table. Measured 3.2.+

Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Jeremiah 17 Verses 5 - 10.. I Was Tring To Find Verses For My Friend >>to Comfort Him
5 ;Thus says the Lord ; cursed is the man who trust in man. And makes Flesh his strength, Whos heart departs from the Lord. 6 ;For he shall, shall be like a shrub in the desert. But shall inhabith the parched places in the wildreness. in a salt land which is not inhabited. 7 ;Blessed is the man who Trust in The Lord : And whos hope is in the Lord, 8;For he sall be like a tree planted by the waters, Which spred out it,s roots by the river And will not fear when heat comes, but its leaf be green And will not be anxious in year of drought, Nor will ceace yelding fruit. The heart is decietful aboove all things, And despertly wicked, Who can know it? 10; I the Lord search the Heart, I test the mind. To give every man according to his ways, according to the fruit of his doings. i typed these verses for my friend God Bless you>> diana

Yngwie Who?*
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 5/17/06. Want the link? Throw me a shout.) It's been pretty stressful around the office lately. We're a very small firm, but every single matter in our caseload is worth seven figures or higher. We have two cases in particular that are very high profile in the metro Detroit area. We're in the newspaper a lot lately. We work very hard here. We put in a ton of hours. Recently, I'd come into the office 41 days in a row, and I'm far from the only one that does that. Monday night, we were hard up against a filing deadline. Mama Cat, Daddy Mac and I were here until after 11 PM, and as a result, we were feeling pretty drained on Tuesday. I was looking forward to an early night - home by 8:00 at the latest, then probably dozing off with the puss perched on my chest, purring contentedly. The puss, that is. I can't purr worth a damn. At 5:08, my phone rings. It's Mama Cat. "8:00 tonight. Yngwie Malmsteen at the Royal Oak Music Theater. Ar

Thank You
Thank you to all of you who have kept my ma in your thoghts and prayers. She went through yet another surgery for cancer yesterday. She is doing very well. Results will be in, in a couple of weeks. We are hoping for the best and believe she will be ok. THanks again, Juana

Going Away For A Holiday
Just wanted to let everyone know I will be going away for a holiday and I wont be back for a week, so keep your self safe, I will be leaving out from Ohio going about 10 hours away, so I wont be far, but I wont be on the net, so if you leave comments I will answer just as soon as I get home, I love you my friends, Cyntronics babes you know my feelings for you as well babes, cant wait to get home and show you what we have talked about, You will be the 1st to see it, I am seriously just wow delighted over this honestly. For the rest of you that are wondering, I got me pass finally so it wont be long now and I will be back with my people, where I belong , with my man and our family. SO keep it safe all of you , keep the b/s to a minimum haha. love peace and arse hole grease , dont ask lmao . I am going to get me things packed now for the trip as harry the magician would say *POOF* YES I KNOW I AM THE WEAKEST LINK, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEAT YA'S TO THE PUNCH LINE DIDNT I ?

What Did I Miss?
~~~~~~~CONTESTS~~~~~~~~ **Our Delightful Mizz Shady Is In a Contest!! It's a race to 70,000. Right Now She's At 50250** ***WE'RE ALSO WORKING ON CRAZY COWBOYS GIVE AWAY. REMEMBER RATES=10 SO GET AS MANY RATES AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW*** rates=10 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 10247 **STOP BY THESE TWO PICS AND RATE THEM PLEASE** **THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS. WE NEED TO GET THESE OVER WITH BEFORE WE STARTING ENTERING MORE CONTESTS** rates=10 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 10247 Mizz Shady 50,000 give away at 21522 ~*~Tali~*~OF SHADY'S S*U*P 55,000 GIVE AWAY AT 713 Mizz Shady 90,000 give away at 56238 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU LET ME KNOW OF ANY CHANGES. I WILL BE POSTING THIS OVER AND OVER. (repost of original by '*MsRetta* *#3of*S*U*P* *MsRacks07*' on '2007-08-15 07:38:25') (repost of original by 'mister bukkake of SHADY'S SUP' on '2007-08-15 07:47:48') (repost of o

Just Another Day
yup thats just what it is...another day...i wont be able to do anything like move or such for at least 3 years anyways...have you ever had a dream that in itself isnt dumb but what holds you back from it is dumb...well thats me...if i had all the permits and money needed my kids could have thier cafe in the " dam"...but now they will have to wait mostly wait till justin[ 3rd son] to get back from the desert...so to keep busy here i been moving furniture and spending time on here and to me its just another day...i need a new hobby...id love to learn how to use photoshop or morphing i love art....so ill put that on my xmas wish list...haha and see if santa comes to see me this year...lol...but on a positive note my trip to europe was insane beautiful amazing etc we are all going back once the boys have done thier time in the armed forces...but we will see till next time xoxoxoxo

Why I Am A Superhero.. Faith, Belief... Unwavering Confidence
Autism! Pdd nos! Aspergers syndrome! ADHD! High functioning! Low functioning! Delayed! Hearing these words about your child can be crushing. They can devastate you to your very core. The good news is THEY DON’T HAVE TO! Let me tell you why…. It doesn’t matter. That’s right. It simply doesn’t matter. If you want to really help your child then read on. I’m serious. Don’t be like the thousands who wish they had “lived” this concept sooner. Pretend for a moment you have a newborn. He is simply perfect. By the time he is two years old, his fingers are so long, they look strange. You go to a renowned physician and ask “What’s wrong with my child? Why are his fingers so long?”. The physician smiles and says “Your child has a condition called spindle fingers. He has a natural gift for playing musical instruments. Many dream of having this talent”. You’re absolutely thrilled and can’t wait to share the news. You rush home but on the way you stop to buy a toy xylop

Tarot Card
You Are Strength You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will. You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted. Perhaps you don't have the most powerful physical strength... But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle. Your fortune: Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength. And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through. You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force. Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near. What Tarot Card Are You?

Getting My Tat In An Hour Wahooooooo
this is the tat im getting done today in an hour wahooooooooooooooo lol im allllll ummmmm sexcited lol i love getting ink and the way it feels getting put on my skin mmmmmm ooooo la la lol

What Do You Collect?
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 12/8/05. Want the link? Throw me a shout.) Almost everyone collects something. I collect beavers. My first (and favorite) user icon is even a beaver. But everyone seems to think that my affinity for beavers is one of those "nudge nudge wink wink" situations. That couldn't be further from the truth. There's nothing naughty or nasty involved. I don't have buck teeth. So, here's the story. When I was 19, I worked as a messenger in downtown Detroit, and my office was on the twelfth floor of the First National Building, right on the corner of Woodward and Fort Street. There was a Shapero's Drugstore in the lobby of the FNB, complete with a lunch counter inside, and display cases mounted into the lobby walls. There was a woman that worked there that utterly and completely took my breath away - she looked like Cindy Crawford, complete with mole. She was also 6'1". She was utterly magnificent. I was (and am still) incredibly shy. The likelihood of

If You Feel Down And Need A Smile...i Hope This Helps:-)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me" "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every ti

Another Visit
I awoke with my hands tied over my head. How she did it without waking me I don’t know. Laying there on my back. Her soft breath hot on my neck as she nuzzled me. She was expert with me. Knowing exactly what turned me on the most. Taking me in her hand she began. As her hand moved on me she began to whisper. I grew instantly. I could feel her smile against my ear. She kissed down my neck and began teasing my nipples with her mouth. I longed to touch her to feel her skin. Soon groans started escaping my mouth. She immediately moved up and covered my mouth with hers. Her tongue darting in my mouth sweet and strong. Biting my lip as her hand moved in the rhythm that drove me mad with desire. Kissing me again and again. Her breasts against my side. Nipples hard and begging to be sucked. I begged her to mount me. Begged to feel her velvet engulf me. She straddled my stomach then, facing away. I could see how wet she was as she backed herself over my face. My mouth watered as she

Jeremiah 19 -- 21verses>..
19 ;O Lord My strenght and My fortress, My refuguge in the day of affliction ; The gentiles shall come to You From the ends of the earth and say, Surely Our Father have inhereated lies, Worthless and unprofitable things. 20 ; will a man make gods for himself, Which are no gods? 21 ;There fore I behold, I will this once cause them to know. My hand and my might, And they shall know that , My name is the Lord.

Home From Fetishcon
Finally home from Fetishcon.Exhausted...sore( I really need a foot slave) and happy.Had a great time and saw many old friends and many great new ones.I want to thank Vesta and Mike for another awesome con.I also want to thank the Torvea Toys boys for all their help and for putting up with me all weekend(love you all).Vivian Ireene Pierce...honey.. only you could tickle me soooooo damn well.;) I'm looking forward to seeing all pics of the fun and chaos that will be forth comming soon.I have a few and will be posting them soon.I even managed to bring home a few new goodies in the process.:) Keep watching for new pics from the Kinque de Cabaret show and from Fetishcon in the up comming days ahead. Love to all my darklings, Jezebel Tempting

Negative Side Of Me
Can you forgive me I'm here against my will help me escape from allthis I beg of you... Kneeling next to you just to make you proud praying for the day when I can save myself Here I stand I won't apologize I'll never let myself fall down this is who I am just let me go Repenting for sins I have caused myself I'll confess all I've done without one regret I've cut all the strings I've been dangled from Sacrificed everything I know better now... here I stand I wont apologize I'll never let myself fall down this is who I am just let me go You cant throw me away I don't beleive in you My soul is screaming "I know, know better now" Taste my blood. Share my skin. Take my blood. Amen. here I stand I wont apologize I'll never let myself fall down this is who I am just let me go You cant throw me away I don't beleive in you My soul is screaming "I know I'm better now" ©ALightDivided2007

Musical Memories - Prince
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 12/19/05. Want the link? Throw me a shout.) At some point in your life, you might run into a celebrity. I've run into a couple in my time - stars of varying magnitude. But to me, the biggest star I've ever met is Prince. Prince Rogers Nelson. His Royal Purple Badness. TAFKAP. He's one of my heroes, despite my opinion that he's usually in sore need of the services of an outside editor. I ignore most of his 90's output, and with good reason. But when it comes down to brass tacks, he's always been the man. I saw the Dirty Mind, Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain, and Parade tours, and would have gone to the Sign o' the Times tour as well, had an emergency business trip not raised its head a couple of days before the concert. Say what you want about his quirks and persona. I probably won't disagree with most of it. But, he can play a guitar like few others, has vocal chops directly from a higher power, and is an amazing producer, in addit

I Can Access Fubar While Mobile Again
In one of my earlier blogs, I said that fubar changed their settings and I couldn't get on fubar from my phone. I found another browser for my phone that works with fubar. Opera Mini works with fubar. I am glad that I can now check on my fubar while mobile. I just wish that I use all the features, but oh well. While mobile on Opera Mini, I CAN: view profiles view profile comments comment on profiles view photos comment on photos accept friend requests read my shoutbox view blogs While mobile, I CANNOT: rate anything reply to my shoutbox view photo comments write in my blog read mail reply to mail Thank you to everyone for all the love. I enjoy hearing what people think. Hope you all have a great week! Please rate all my blogs if you read them. Thanks, Orgasmic Aimee

You A Hot Chick?
You Are Definitely a Hot Chick While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue. Are You A Hot Chick?

Concert Memories - Led Zeppelin
(Originally posted to my "real" blog on 4/30/07 - Want the link? Throw me a shout.) April 30, 1977 - Led Zeppelin breaks the record for the largest attendance for a single-act show in the Pontiac Silverdome with 76,229 in attendance. I was indeed one of the 76,229 fortunate souls, and arguably the happiest person in the entire stadium. I was 15 at the time - ridiculously naive, yet still pretending that I'd seen it all, done most of it, and perfected a lot of it. Led Zeppelin was my favorite band. Actually, it still is my favorite band. One of the things I miss the most about being a teenager is experiencing the sheer joyful rapture that a certain band could bring to you. Those days are gone forever for me now, but I still have a ton of memories. I've seen the original Elton John band; Alice Cooper, back in the days when he was still thought of as a menace; I was fortunate enough to see Freddie Mercury and Queen several times; I've probably seen Kiss more times than I've attended

Jeremiah 14 ; - 18 Verses.
14 ;heal me O Lord and I shall be healed ; Save me and I shall be saved. for you are my praise. 15;In deed he say to me, Where is the word of the Lord? Let it come now! 16 ;As for me I have not hurried away from being a shepard who follolws you, Nor have I desired the woeful day ; You knows what comes out of my lips ; it is right there before You. 17 ; do not be a terrer to me. 18 ;Let them be ashamed who persecute You. But do not let me be put to shame, bring on them the day of doom, And destroy them with double destruction.! This is Jeremiah with the Lord speeking to the Lord..

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SO I HAVE AN ALMOST 2 YEAR OLD SO I CAN'T REALLY GO OUT AND GET TRASHED (DOING THAT SATURDAY NIGHT) BUT I'M EXCITED TO FINALLY HAVE NO MORE LIMITATIONS! I had a baby for goodness sakes but I can't have a beer, UNTIL TODAY!!!

I Am Pissed!!!
I am Pissed!!! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia I'll care when these thugs tell the world

Muppet Personality
You Are Rowlf the Dog Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

A Little Dr. Phil For Ya?? :-p
So there was a MuMM on children, behaviour and discipline issues. I got a bit carried away...as I've been known to do. *blush* It's a topic I'm not just passionate about, but have been on BOTH sides of before. Without getting into personal details, I know what abuse is like first-hand. I have always tried to find a way to relate to children so that punishment is a last-resort, no matter what form chosen. You'd be surprised what a little "persuasive" guidance can accomplish with children. :-) (I.E. - "Let's see how many toys you can put away in 15 minutes!" or "How many toys can you fit in your toy box?" etc. Get the point? It works!!!) Here's the two long-winded comments I left. LoL -------------------------------------------------- Comment 1: Whatever you choose to do...CONSISTENCY is key! If you do not follow through each and every time, or make "empty threats", they'll quickly learn which buttons to push, when & how to push them, and that there will be little to NO conse

How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

Lost
i woke up this morning and she was on mind,i turn to the left amd the the sight of her was blind. so i thought to myslf it most have been a dream but i could have sworn she was just layin next to me, so i contact her asap to see if im trippin, my mind is either playin tricks on me or i finally found that one that most men wait there whole lives for a dont even know when shes right in front of them, whateverit is im a take advantage of the situation and if its a sign i must keep in mind.

False Friends
IT SUCKS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN SOMEONE AND HAVE BEEN WILLING TO TRUST AND FOLLOW THEM ON FAITH. THAT IS WHY I AM HERE, I CAME FOR A FRIEND. NOW IT SEEMS I AM NO LONGER WORTHY OF THIS FRIENDS WORDS.WELL I WANT THOSE I HAVE GROWN TO KNOW HERE, I WON'T TURN MY BACK! FRIENDS MEAN SOMETHING TO ME NOT JUST WORDS........

"that This Place Is An Enemy"
Damn it. It hasn't been 24 hours and I miss Jason already. But since I'm good at getting these guys to give me covert information I know I'll get to see a couple of times really soon. I made a new friend last night. And he showed me his... um... er... tattoo.

Survey 1
Body: Are you happy with your given name? sure What is your guaranteed weeping movie? i dont cry What’s a major fear or yours? Spiders Describe your bed. its a bed :P wanna come try it out? What type of character would you play in a movie? the bad guy ahaha the killer :D What do you carry with you at all times? knife, gun.... Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? depends on situation What kind of first impression do you think you give people? shy >.> What is your hidden talent? xD Do you own a Bible? I am Atheist :D Who was the last person who called you? mommy What is the last gift you gave someone? sex lol j/k Does everything happen for a reason? maybe What is your biggest headache lately? somebody Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? can be >.< Have you ever pierced your own body part or that of someone else? No What kind of watch do you wear? hate watches/jewelry What’s one car you will never buy? hmm

Out Of My Dreams And Into Reality
I have not been on this site very long... but I have found someone absolutely amazing. I met a wonderful man here and he has opened my eyes and my heart to the most wonderful feelings ever imaginable. I love him more than anything in this world and we will be together very soon. He is the kind of man that will warm your heart with a glance and cheer you up from the most horrendous day with a smile. I don't know how I ever lived without him and now that I have him, I know I would never survive without him. I wish that I could put it into words about how I feel for him.. but it is indescribable. all I can say is that I love him with all my heart and look forward to calling him my Husband someday. 13 more days baby.. I count them anxiously awaiting your arrival. Pitch.Black, Craven...You stepped out of my dreams and into reality. Baby, I love you more than words and I am eternally devoted to you. We will be together soon and then I am never letting you go.

Psychic Or Psycho?
I don't know. Seems like John Edwards is the lastest "big thing". I still haven't made up my mind about him. I'd Mumm about this, but the Numm Nazis still have me blocked. I know a lot of people believe that he can speak to the dead. But I don't know. Something about him just doesn't sit right with me. So what do you all think? Is he real or a Hoax? Do you think he can actually contact the dead?

Men That Dont Think Women On Here Deserve Respect!!
OK HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND OR WHAT EVER THEN YOU START TALKIN TO ME AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE DO I WANT YOUR DICK AND HOW DO I LIKE TO BE FUCKED THEN I ASK YOU POLITELY TO SHOW ME RESPECT.... DONT GET YOUR EGO HURT THEN CALL ME NAMES AS IN A FAT UGLY BITCH BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU ADD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO ME IN THAT MANNER FROM THE GET GO DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME OR ADDING ME... YEAH I HAVE PICS ON HERE AND A LOT IN LINGERIE THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT DESERVE RESPECT IT MEANS IM CONFIDENT IN WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU SAY DOESNT HURT MY FEELINGS BUT AS YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WHERE YOUNGER IF YOU DONT HAVE NOTHIN NICE TO SAY DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!! IM TIRED OF THESE LOW LIFE GUYS ON HERE THAT ADD ME AS A FRIEND JUST TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET IN MY PANTS... IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN... IF YOU WNAT TO FLIRT AND BE FRIEND FINE BUT I AM A VERY OUTSPOKEN PERSON AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW W

Mike...up-date
Just talked with the Doctor and My Dear Friend Mike has refused any more Chemo- According to the Doctor Now it is a Death Watch.. So we Sit With him and hold His hand so He Knows He is Not going Alone..But In True Irish Style We are Toasting him While He is Still Among Us So He Knows His is Loved And needed But We Will Respect His Choice ... 3 generations will Miss his Fighting Style... Again Thank All for the Prayers and warm wishs for Mike And Blessings to any who read this..Thank You...My heart is breaking for this loss but.. I rejoyce that soon His Pain Shall be None...