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Update
Just an update....Yesterday they put me on midrin , naproxen 375 mg , skelaxin 800 mg nad lipitor..along with the 2 insulins , januvia, metformin, and altace.....My blood sugars are off the charts along with blood pressure and cholestorol....the dr says i have to get shit in order n lower all of this or my heart wont last 6 months..so there y'all go....I will be seein a surgeoub @ 9:15 Monday morning about the knot under my arm..My Dr doesnt wanna play around with it she wants it removed n then we will know more on what that is.... so thats about all i can tell u .. All the meds are making me sick i spent most pf last night throwin up everyting but my liver...But I am alive and I will be better soon. I wont be spending a lot of time online but ill stop by when i feel like it and let everyone know whats up n try n show some love! Have a great Rest of the week and have a kickin weekend!! ~*~HUGS N KISSES~*~ TB

In My Heart To Stay
In My Heart to Stay I wake up each morning To the light of a brand new day, And tilt my eyes toward Heaven, Thanking God in every way. I thank him for waking me up, So I can look into your eyes. Because I don't know where I'd be Without you by my side. You make my life complete, I now have a reason to live. You make all of this possible With the love that you give I don't know what I'd do If you ever went away, Because without you by my side, I couldn't live another day. My whole-hearted promise to you, Is to love you each and every day. There is a special place in my heart That you will always stay. Robin Capps Copyright ©2007 Robin Capps Yes I did write this.

His Words To Me
YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE I'M GLAD YOUR LOVE FOR ME NEVER QUIT. EVEN THOUGH I USE TO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT, I KNOW I DON'T ACT THANKFUL BUT, YOUR THE REASON I'M ALIVE AND FOR THAT I'M GREATFUL I KNOW SOONER OR LATER WE WILL HAVE TO DEPART. I JUST WANT YOU 2 KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY,I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.. AND THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE,CAUSE WHAT I SAY IS TRUE. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. I KNOW IT'S HARD 2 SEE BUT, I'M THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME I KNOW I MESSED UP WHEN I WAS A KID BUT,I'M DEEPLY SORRY FOR THE THINGS I DID IF I COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK I WOULD I KNOW I CAN'T BUT,I WISH I COULD YOU KNOW THAT DAY I WENT TO COURT, I'M GLAD YOU WERE THERE 2 LEND YOUR SUPPORT. I KNOW IT BROKE YOUR HEART THAT DAY WE WERE SPLIT APART BUT, NOW I'M HERE SO HAVE NO FEAR CAUSE I'M HERE TO STAY BELIEVE ME I WON'T GO

Laddies, What's Wrong With Me?
Okay, I am beginning to feel better about myself. But if it's not me that's the problem. If I'm not some kind of hideous pig nosed freak like I use to believe then why can't I find love? Can someone answer me that? Why can't I find a woman? I have racked my brain searching for the answer. I am clean, I'm not an asshole, I'm charming. I do get nervous and stutter, could that be it? No, that can't be it. All the women here can't stand me either and I never stutter when I write. So, what's wrong with me? Help me?

Women At The Young Age Of 40 And Plus Will Like This
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch t he game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tel

Ouch..
My God…My head was spinning and I could feel my heart beating in my head. I tried to piece together the images that were loose in my brain…I went to the bar…meet up with some friend….started drinking…changed bars (a couple times)…dancing…being nasty and feeling so wonderfully slutty…hooking up with Chris… getting pissed off at him….drinking some more…the room was spinning…going black….falling…looking up and seeing Chris…nothingness…..being carried…..dropped (ouch!)….cold water….my arms getting tied…trying to fight but unable to move…I could feel my body being lifted up by my arms…the pain in my wrists is burning…. My body is on fire with pain…I feel hits landing…fists, slaps, a belt…my body aches…I hear someone screaming then realize it’s me…then blackness… My head hung down, my sweaty hair hanging damply across my sweating face in a tangled mass. I looked down at my rounded breasts protruding from my thin ribcage. Sweat beaded out on them now, and all down the smooth white flatness

Baby Boy
posting this poem to my daughter as she just had a baby boy on Aug 16/2007 . . . BABY BOY . . . All the dreams you ever dreamed, About a baby boy; Are wrapped up in this bundle of blue, Who gives you so much joy. So quickly he will start to grow, And time will fly so fast. Just hold tight to his little hand, And make each moment last. With busy hands and dirty face; Frogs & marbles & puppies in tow, Running from place to place. Right now he's fresh from Heaven, A gift for you to love. A tiny, sleeping, bundle of blue, Sent from the Father above.

Dentist
I've had this tooth that has been bothering me off and on for awhile now, but kept putting off going to the dentist. Well Tuesday it started hurting again and this time it pretty much stayed. Yesterday the RedCross people were at my work.. they come every so often and people donate blood. I always donate if I'm at work on the day they are there. Yesterday was no different. I wake up this morning and had started my monthly .. yeah .. fun fun.. and was totally drained. Not sure if it was the combo of giving blood yesterday then losing more today LOL anyways I stayed home from work.. decided I should call the dentist too. They got me in.. did x-rays.. he asked me which toothe was bothering me. I told him. But said he could just go ahead and pull the broken one beside it! Everything was great, we ran errands afterwards.. had to pick up buns,meat & cheese to make the sandwhichs for after the game for the football team. But now that we're home and the numbing is wearing off my mouth HUUUUU

Right Of Passage
The night is upon me..... my 45 locked and loaded...... My heart racing........... tonights the night........ the night I earn my right..... my right to wear full colors..... for tonight i take a life...... Not just any life but the life of a man...... A man who will kill me if i dont kill him......... Am i scared?...... FUCK NO......... Why Should I be........ I am A demon........ A demon of the night......... I fly high....... And i shoot straight........ There he is....... upon his bike....... i take up my stance... I call his name....... i want him to look me in the eye... for he must know his exicutioner.......... I shall take his life........ And devour his Soul......... i queeze the trigger........ a shot cracks out.......... a body hits the ground......... I calmly put my gun away........ I light a smoke.... i walk inside ........... order a drink........ walk to the juke box......... put on comfortbly numb......... his body laying out side.....

Just A Man
As i got down on one knee I pledged myself to thee I give you my heart I give you my soul....... Now to thee I ask Why am I so bad Did I do something wrong I feel as if I dont belong Is there a place for me in this world some days i think not i ask my self why what have I done why does every one hate me Do people not care any more Do they think this is a game do they not realize I am man Do they not know when i am cut I BLEED RED just like they doo That i feel pain I am not as strong as every one thinks i have feelings i have thoughts I feel love and I feel hate I cant keep going on this way I dont want much I just want to be happy to share my life with some one special to have a friend a lover a wife an equal nothing more nothing less Is this too much to ask for I think not I am just a simple man I am just a man I have spent so many years not caring now i do care and the world seems to not i reach for a hand up whats it get me? Kic

Lost
i walk this earth lost.... not knowing where i am going ..... not knowing why......... not knowing much of anything..... my soul and mind is in shambles...... seems as if all i can do is ramble....... i feel useless and helpless....... my soul is in tourment..... people think i want to fight...... well maybe they're right......... maybe they're not........ i just need too feel needed.... wanted and usefull........ does it matter...... I think it does...... but its my problems.... only i need to worry about them........ i try to let them out.... i try to share them.... does it help......... does it work........ no people just think i want to fight..... what to do?.... how do i do it?..... do you know?..... for i do not..... god answer me......... for am i not one of yours?.... do i not deserve to have joy and happiness?.... do i really deserve to be tourtured with this illness?..... if this is it then what is the point of my life?.... where do i go from he

My Life Poem
I came in to this world Like a bat out of hell... One hot summer night....... From that day on i have known i was born to fight..... To fight for all i believe is right..... For i am a demon of the night.... I ride hard and i fight harder.... For i am of the Hells Angels.. I have power soon to have fame... But this is not why i am here... I am here to fight for what i believe is right.... My bike screams into the night.... The barrel of my gun breathes fire as if its a dragon... A body hits the ground.... Blood poors upon the earth....... Just another night in paridise?....... No its not paridise..... Its a war.... A never ending battle too fight for my right to freedom.... My right to live and ride free...... If you dont like my life style so fucking what....... You dont want to face this demon then stay the fuck out of my way......... For i am gonna go far in life... I am on a fast track to the top..... Life is short and i have a ways to goo... I will get t

When You Pray To Our Lord Ask Beliving >and Ask Knowing> Read On> Mark ; 24 ; Verses 24 - 26
24 ;There fore I say TO you ; What ever things you ask; when you pray , belive that you will recieve., and that you will have them. 25 ;And when ever you stand praying, if you hvae anything against anyone, Forgive him that your Father in Heaven may also forgive you and your trespasses. 26 ;But if you do not forgive ;even the Father in Heaven will not forgive you. Amen!!! Oh Lord Thy Father Amen!!!! If We ask in Thy name we will reciever , such beatiulf words too ; God Almighty is Great and has the greatest love for all... allehejeua!!!!!Amen!!!Praise God .>>>>> Praise Jesus Christ >>>Amen !!!may he come quickly Reign Forver and Forever>>>>>>>>>>Amen!!!!!!!!!!!1

Exhiles From Delight
Came across this surfing the web one day and just liked it. So posting it for anyone else that might like to read it. Exhiles From Delight We, unaccustomed to courage exiles from delight live coiled in shells of loneliness until love leaves its high holy temple and comes into our sight to liberate us into life. Love arrives and in its train come ecstasies old memories of pleasure ancient histories of pain. Yet if we are bold, love strikes away the chains of fear from our souls. We are weaned from our timidity In the flush of love's light we dare be brave And suddenly we see that love costs all we are and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free. author: unknown

It Is Like Looking Through The Petals Of A Soft, Pink, Sweet Flower.
I really love performing oral sex on a woman. I can remember fantasizing about it long before I ever had a chance to try it. I find a woman's pussy to be an almost magical and mysterious source of excitement and pleasure. It feels so good around my penis that sometimes I just want to go down there to try and unlock its mysteries! I love the anticipation of kissing my way down a woman's stomach. I love a woman's soft silky pubic hair, especially when it is neatly trimmed into an alluring triangle-seeming to point the way to go for pleasure! Sometimes I will wrap my arms around a woman and just rest my face on her pubic hair. It is comforting for some reason, being so near the life-giving power of a woman. I also like to gently rub my face against her, it is as if she is scent-marking me as hers. I also am incredibly turned on by the way woman's pussy looks. I love a woman's outer lips, they seem to exude raw sexual power. I remember the first time I really saw a woman from

Just A Join I Had On Interest
Shot at 2007-07-20 The Global Bombers and Family Club is new to funbar,we are looking for some good men and women.so if u are looking for a family to grow with please stop bye and check us out.all is welcome ty for looking and have a great day :) this is the home page link corky1952@ fubar (repost of original by 'HANKSTER~FOUNDER OF GLOBAL BOMBER AND FAMILY CLUB' on '2007-07-20 15:03:19') (repost of original by 'Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers & Family Club~Founder of The White Tiger Bombers~' on '2007-07-20 15:36:36') (repost of original by 'WhiteTigerBombers' on '2007-07-20 21:01:48')

I Want To Thank Agent 47
I WANT TO THANK AGENT 47 FOR THE MORPH HE DID FOR ME. IT'S AN AWESOME PIECE OF WORK. EVERYONE STOP BY HIS PAGE AND SHOW SOME LOVE FOR THE MAN. CHECK OUT HIS PICS AND ALL. HE'S A MAGICIAN. THANK YOU AGENT 47 FROM THE GHOST RIDER

Tooth Pain
I need a wisdom tooth pulled bad. The dentist can get me in to have it looked at. But they have to get it authorized to pull it. They said 3-4 weeks!!! So I'm supposed to be in pain and not able to eat for 3-4 weeks????

Luv Not Fear
It has become very apparrent to me that most ladies I meet have grown to fear love, they have become engulfed in the worlds mis-guided beliefe of what the true meaning of love is. I am convinced that most ladies whom I have met through various means of communication cant even comprehend what love actual is intended for or if they have ever truly experienced true love and all of its attributes. First off just set aside all you have been taught about love through all of your learned behaviors and all of the sources that have been able to corrupt your mind , heart, soul and spirit. Love is so easy , love is not difficult but we do make it difficult to receive. We have put our own learned boundries on love. We have allowed our instilled thoughts to dissillusion us, we have allowed the purety of love to become tainted by not being able to accept it freely.This usually is the result of a person not able to love themselves thus rendering them selves not worthy of being loved so therefore the

Diggin' Tha Flow?
I gotta do what it is I gotta do, Make them moves so smooth-like tha asphalt’s left wit grooves... Wit nothin’ but schytt to prove to you, Tha light’s bein’ construed, but I can see thru tha clouds to blue It’s bout time the crops grew, Reap the sewn and complete the impossible... Dreams of Murcielagos ‘bouta come true, Plottin’ exotics; customized rides all lockable... I’m coppin’ two... unstoppable once I get funding like DiVinci Un-spottable in ice, sean john or Givenchy “Gi’vench’y”, Comprenez-vous, non ou oui...? You ain’t privy to an international mentality Irrational flows drown those, burn & float on Swerve on crafts of herbals an’ byrds wit bur-bon Marinated… under my tongue I’m salivatin’ In marriage, copulatin’ off track engagement... ProVherb aka BlaqHorse =.= 8.23.07

Attnetion All Freinds And Family
i dont have alot of time...my service will be shut off within the next hour due to the incompetiance of my room mate..my email is pimp_ride_76@yahoo.com if you want to keep in touch...i will be checking my email from time to time from he library as time permits until i can figure out what im going to do...nuthin but love for ya Gimptastic

I Am Nsfw
Ok I want to know how many people are out there that would do this for me. SEND ME SOME SEXY SHIT BE DIFF. LOOKING TO SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE A PIC WITH A PAPER THAT SAYS TEXAS GODDESS AND SEND IT TO ME. 1. BE SEXY. 2. SOmething to write on....... 3. WRITE TEXAS GODDESS ON YOU OR SOME PAPER MAKE IT NICE BUT BE DIFF AND SEXY HOLDING THE PICTURE. 4. TAKE THE PIC AND SEND IT. 5. I will post in a picture slide. 6.THANK YOU>>>>>> THANK YOU

Ensign: The Hard Way
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 23 August 2007 The church I'm currently a member of, Bethany Lutheran, is a member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA). Two weeks ago representatives from all the ELCA's member churches met in Chicago and among the issues which came up and were voted on were the issue of homosexual clergy. Usually this gets to be such a headache, but perhaps it needs to be. In essence, the ELCA voted (by no means unanimously at 538-431) to urge bishops to refrain from disciplining pastors in "faithful committed same-gender relationships". My concern: why is this even an issue? This naked attempt to rewrite the requirements for serving as a bishop (a role filled by today's pastor) as listed in 1 Timothy 3:1-7, particularly

Myoath To You> Poem : > By Some One Else >>also A Song>>read This> Its A Prayer To Be Hold>>
When your sad; Ill dry your tears; When your scared Ill comfort your fears; When your worried Ill give you hope When your confused Ill help you cope' When your lost And cant see the light I shALL BE YOUR BEACON Shining ever so bright This is my oath I pledge to the end Why you may ask Beacuse you are my friend. Thank you oh Lord thank you so ;Amen!

Starbucks Scourge
I just found this and I will never drink starbucks again! Not just are they overpriced and a hangout for the scourge of society, but on september eleventh, one man aiding the rescue attempts went to a starbucks to beg for water for the SURVIVORS OF THE ATTACK! (Shock victems need water and lots of it).. So did starbucks assist? You bet they did... at 130 dollars for 3 cases of water! Outback steakhouse on a whim flew food to the troops overseas (which makes me want to support outback all the more)... Does anyone else feel as disturbed as I do over this?

My 7 Deadly Sins
Wrath Who did you last get angry with? My doggies last night What is your weapon of choice? My words Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No, never hit a woman. How about the same sex? Yes, if the need arose. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably Jessica What is your pet peeve? stupid people Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I do not hold a grudge, that seems to be a woman thing. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? floss What is the latest you've ever woken up? probably noon Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? John, my BFF from High School What is the last lame excuse that you made? I am too tired. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes - those things are captivating. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? once, maybe. Gluttony What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of

Incredible!
Editorial from a Romanian newspaper Why are Americans so united? They don't resemble one another even if you paint them! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations. Some of them are nearly extinct, others are incompatible with one another, and in matters of religious beliefs, not even God can count how many they are. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart. Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the army, the secret services that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed on the streets nearby to gape about. The Americans volunteered to donate blood and to give a helping hand. After the first moments of panic, they raised the flag on the smoking ruins, putting on T-shirts, caps and ties in the colours of the national flag. They placed flags on buildings and cars as if in every place and on every car a minister or the president was pass

...curseword
Marking it NSFW because I say fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK AND FUCK YOU IMBECILES THAT LIKE TO MARK EVERYTHING NSFW. Today has sucked from the moment I woke up and checked my email to this very moment where I'm sitting here and I can't make myself stop crying. Everything is a disaster. Let's just go with dress rehearsal so that I don't even have to talk about how my day started out sucking. My makeup looks awful. I hate the orange. I'm going to have to pick a different color scheme because it's just not pretty with the red hair. Not to mention it's nowhere near bright enough. I can't get my skirt to stay in place and the footless hose I got are not wanting to cooperate, so pinning wasn't working out either. The skirt is far too long so I have to roll it down. I wish it was shorter but I'm scared to sew it and screw it up. Also. I look like a fucking COW. I don't understand it. Jennifer is larger than I am, or at the very least the same size and manages not to look that bad in her co

Whatif God ??????and No Im Not Questinning God So Read >it,s A Poem.. Some One Wrote It Not Me..im Posting For All To Read In Here>
What if God ; couldnt take the time; to belss you today because we couldnot take the time to to thank him Yesterday What if God ; decided to stop leading us, because we didnt follow Him today. What if God ; didnt walk with us today because we failed to reconise it was his day ; What if we never saw another bloom Beacuse we grumbled when God sent the rain ; what if God ;stopped loving and caring for us Because we failed to love and care for others. what if God ;took away the Bible tomorrow; Beacuse we would not read it today. What id God ;didnt send his only begotten Son ; beacause He wanted us to prepare to pay for the price of sin. What if the doors of the churgh was closed today; Beacuse we would not listen to Him yeaterday. What if God ;A

Next Time You Look At The Flag...
From a speech made by Capt. John S. McCain, US, (Rep) who represents Arizona in the U.S. Senate: As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy. He later earned a commission by going to Officer Training School. Then he became a Naval Flight Officer and was shot down and captured in 1967. Mike had a keen and deep appreciation of

Heart Stopper
Heart stopper, I cried tears, but I drip red. I don’t feel a beat, I don’t feel a pulse. I must be dead, so it was said. Heart stopper, I want a black wedding. I told you I loved you to death, I wasn’t lying. Don’t know where I’ll be heading. Not a surprise if you weren’t crying. Heart stopper, I would do anything just to be with you. What a waist! You beauty killed me, who knew? Its my time to be erased. Heart stopper, It looks like time is up. My love was real. One kiss, one kiss can make it up. Forever me and you was the deal. Heart stopper, I cried tears, but I drip red. I don’t feel a beat, I don’t feel a pulse. I’m dead, so it was said.

330,000 To Godfather
I HAVE BEEN LEVELING FOR ABOUT 11 MONTHS NOT.. THIS IS THE 15TH PERSON WE HAVE HELPED TO GODFATHER..DONT LOOK AT NUMBERS..JUST GO SHOW LOVE AND RATE.. THERE ARE OTHERS RATING HER NOW SO THE NUMBERS WILL DROP We have a Fubar close to God Fathering.. She's got about 330,000 to go..Show her some love. Shes got a lot of pictures and Stash to rate. Shes got Happy Hour next hour show her some love and help make her a GodFather today. *Dark Enigma* {Lady Di's B*tch} Club FAR@ fubar

Traditional Haggis
Traditional Haggis (from Evelyn Hlabse, esh2@po.CWRU.Edu) 1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag) 2 lb.. dry oatmeal 1 lb. suet 1 lb. lamb's liver 2 1/2 cups stock 1 large chopped onion 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep's pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.

The First Day Of Class
He walked into the classroom and looked around - no one about. He had already spent some time at the copier and getting the key to the A/V cabinet in the room. Now he had to set up - only 20 minutes left. He finished quickly and went to the hallway to wait. He watched as student walked by and into the room - dreary-eyed, wide-eyed, clueless stares - he noticed them all as they passed in... Yesterday was my first day teaching at the local Community College and I had a great time. I spent the first 10-15 minutes of class with sweat pouring down my back and probably my forehead too. I am sure they could tell I was freshmeat, but they paid attention nonetheless. I gave my introduction, passed out the syllabus, and even "greeted" each of them. I expressed my desires for them to learn and they stared back at me with blank looks. I now know what my professors went through - have mercy on them if you are still in school. I expected to have a wide range of student ages represente

Mandy (pt 10)
We were both silent for the rest of the ride home. I was still in a bit of shock. I pulled into the garage, jumped out and went into the house. Mandy followed. As soon as she walked through the door and grabbed her by the arm and swatted her hard on her tight little ass. "OWWW! Harry...what are you doing?" she screamed. I spanked her again and again. She spun to try to get away from me. "HOW DARE YOU...YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US THROWN IN JAIL, YOU LITTLE BITCH," I screamed. Terror filled her eyes. "Harry...I was just trying...I though you'd want me to..." she pleaded as I opened the door to the basement and shoved her down the stairs to the bonus room. I walked down the stairs, grabbed her by the ponytail, and pulled her off the floor. "OWWW! Oh God, Harry...please stop...I'm didn't do anything wrong," she wailed. I dragged her over to one of the chairs, sat down, and pulled her across my lap. I put my right arm across her back, pinning her body to my knees...she was squirming like c

{pass It On}
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they di

Hubby Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATION" BOYS TiTLE iT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if youcould change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you c

Tina Green (1974-2007)
This is something I did in loving memory of my friend, Tina! Tina was a beautiful person, outside and in - a fashion model with a heart of gold! She quickly became one of my closest friends. She was the type who learned to grow on you. Yes, she was persistent and would always give it to you straight, but she could give so much more. Her heart was always in the right place. She would fight side by side with you without even being asked. This is someone I truly loved and will never forget! I saw a fire in her that could never be extinguished! You could knock her down hundreds of times and she would still get back up and keep fighting. When she fought with someone on her side, she was invincible! In July, when I saw all she had done and all she had been through and overcame, I gave the the moniker "The Fire Angel" which she accepted with pride and honor. Tina left us on August 17, 2007! No doubt, taken way too early! I can only say for sure that she is watching us and

Does Any Of This Sound Familiar?
In his original article, "Fascism Anyone?", Laurence Britt (interview) compared the regimes of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Suharto, and Pinochet and identified 14 characteristics common to those fascist regimes. This page is a collection of news articles dating from the start of the Bush presidency divided into topics relating to each of the 14 points of fascism. Further analysis of American Fascism done by the POAC can be read here. 1.) Powerful and Continuing Nationalism: Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays. 2.) Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights: Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations

Mandy (pt 9)
I got dressed and beat Mandy downstairs, so I made us a snack and grabbed my wallet and keys. I got myself situated in time to see Mandy walking down the stairs, with the look and composure of a goddess. She was wearing a pretty pale yellow skirt, made out of some thin material like rayon, and a pale blue spaghetti strap tank top, that perfectly matched her eyes, and fit nicely on her slender body. She finished it off with a thin white cotton sweater and cute white sandals. Her dark hair was pulled back in a pony tail, showing offer her irresistible neck, cute face, and amazing eyes. She wore just a hint of makeup that drew even more at8 1/4tion to her eyes and her full lips were now deep red and glossy with lipstick. "Wow Mandy...you look like a model!" I said. It was a beautiful day as we drove down the freeway headed for the city. Mandy reached over of8 1/4 and touched my face or my shoulders. I couldn't keep my eyes of this beauty. I reached over and put my hand on her left thig

Hot Stuff!!
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :)

Insecure And Indecisive Men......!
men just do not understand the importantance of being straight forward and honest. now some do but not too many. all i can say is that if a guy just wants to make his girl jelous by spanding time with you then he needs to just say that. another thing is that if that guy is done with the girl that he is with then he needs to just tell her and get it all out straight to the point. i have fallen for one of these guys who does not like confratation.....so i am at a loss. i will just lay down and cry. distance is all i can give and do.

Help Her Godfather
SHES GOT 350,000 TO GO AND TO SOME THAT MAY SEEM ALTO BUT TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR A WHILE KNOW THAT ITS NOT..SHES GOT A HAPPY HOUR SCHEDULED NEXT HOUR SO ALL LEVLERS NEED TO BE RATING HER. *Dark Enigma* {Lady Di's B*tch} Club FAR@ fubar

Funny-------
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

No Pics.
I'm new here and having issues uploading photos. Each time I do, even if I mark them NSFW, they still send me mail complaining about it. Can anyone suggest something? I tried their help topics, but its still not working for me.

"me" In The Shower!
Ok ladies. I got a bone to pick with some of you! If you have thispicture in your photo album, then DELETE IT! It stopped being funny after the first 100 time I've seen it! I think I speak for all the guys (Well. All the STRAIGHT guys) when I say It' not funny! Here we are hoping to see some boobies, and all of a sudden...SHIT! All the blood rushes back to our brain. And we keep clicking on it, because we're freakin' horn dogs, and our peckers wont let us pass over it! We have to click on it! It might not be that lame ass, cruel fucking pic THIS time! So please. I'm begging you. Let the played out, lame ass, older than God's parents joke die a horrible, and painful death! By having it on there... And besides...AUSTIN WANTS TO SEE BOOBIES! So. I don't know who the "Dumb Ass" award goes out to this time...the ladies who keep putting that annoying pic on their page, or us horn dog guys who can't resist clicking on it? I'll let y'all Vote on it!

To All My Friends
I want to personally thank all my friends who have been there and supported me through the BS I've dealt with in my previous job. Doing all the work, filing federally regulated handling papers and what have you. Thank you. I appreciate it immensely. Thank you to the mummers for your comments and the laughs, more to come rest assured. At this new position I won't be logging onto Fubar during the day. Once I get a feel for things and know whether any of my co-workers or subordinates have profiles here then I'll decide on posting a salute. WOW! Then you'll all know what I finally look like. Feels good to have a new start with a company that seems to put value in the people rather than the bottom line. Starting over means no vacation, sick days or holidays since I'll be the new guy, but once the interim period is over I'll have a bit more time for everything. I can't say it enough, to my friends...YOU ROCK !!! Because if I'm saying it, it must be true.

82007
my head hurts i cant see I cant scream i cant feel i cant heal. i'm spinning around gasping, thrashing Im trying to find the ground just let me go, let me down I cant breathe I fight to free myself from the grasp around my neck. The pain cuts so deep. It cuts right through me Like a razorblade to your veins. I dont wanna be afraid. Stop judging me Blindly, I fall Slowly descending I'm spiralling out of control I can feel myself fading I'm a feather in the wind I'm falling I'm fading I'm bleeding I'm breaking Just let me go

82207
I'm waiting for you to find me lying on this cold, bloody floor Im waitin on you to med me And heal the broken bones I'm waiting for you to save me ..I'm waiting for you I dont want you to wear your armor its too flashy for me I just want you as you are Im lost in a world I dont know Im battered, I'm bruised And I can't seem to move I'm searching for you Will you save me? its the typical damsel in distress I've thrown the signals up My blistered feet wont seem to move I cry for you.

Yummmm
I'm seriously craving me some Birch Beer right about now. And I just found THIS SITE - Mmmm this is so tempting! Hehe. I'll be good though since I seriously need to save for my deductible to get my car back later today or tomorrow. And then there's all of the web site upgrading and work to be done too. Bah! This is taking tooooo long. This web designer is just about ready to hire another web designer! :-p hahha Back to work with me. Errands are calling... ♥Sixxy

The Mind F**k, I Call My Job!
You know...the human psyche is my "thing". I am relatively educated on it's functions, and rationing patterns. I can reasonably direct conversations and I can almost feel ones thoughts in just the blink of their eyelids. My job is to read you. My job is to overcome your objections and to smoke out the real reason you would say "no" to me. In my line of work, I must pay attention to the minute details such as...the way that your jugular pulses under the pressure of our conversation. It may be a twitch or how you knead your hands while you speak. It can be a few beads of sweat above your lip, or the fluctuating tones as you relay verbage. It can be the way you don't look me in the eyes when I try to look you in yours and say "So let me ask you a question...." My job is a power struggle and you may wonder why I am so "Out there". But the answer to that is...because I have to be. I have rubbed elbows with pro football players, Hall of famers, a congressman, a musician, doctors

Friends
Well to all my friends who actually read my blog...i know i know its boring. But anyways, I am going through a lot of crap right now and I am sorry for not being around. Life hasnt been to great lately for me. But I am not going to go into all the gory boo hoo details about it. My problem, not yours...LOL So anyways...if you want to send me messages I more than likely will get them but just give me time to respond to them. I do not have daily computer access so it might take me a little while to respond. And then again it might not. For those few of you who do know what I am going through(wifey:P), I really appriciate having you as a frind and you know I love you and you really dont understand how much you help me by just being able to talk to you. Sometimes just being able to talk about it is the best medicine. Ok so enough about me....hope you all have a great day and I miss you all and love you all :P

Contest!!!!!!
in order to help me win u must rate,fan,add sexygirl then u may comment the shit out of me lol ooh i was told if i dont win... well forget wat i was told lol starts at 5pm today.... runs for 10 days but i need it done in 5 so the other 5 will be play time to add more 67,000 point min... thank u all.... *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar ok i hope this all works but i think this is it and NO cheating...of course we have no cheaters as my friends lol ok so after u click on her link rate,add and fan her comp back to mine and click on mine and rate and comment the shit out of me lol.... thank u all.... ok i would love to thank everyone who has helped me and a few who has so much more....to bad everyone i morphed for couldnt jump in and bomb me for 20 min....id win for sure... thanks.... tongue....

Any More Questions???
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over, especially since most of your answers can be found in my profile if you'd only take the time to read... So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I have a son. He is 4 years old and he is my world. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randoml

What The Hell..and In Tx? Dont Suprise Me
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/08/23/sanjuan.two.dryer.wbtv http://setxhomepage.com/content/fulltext/?cid=4805 Lumberton Man Charged After Putting Child in Dryer Reported by: Angel San Juan/Scott Price Tuesday, Aug 21, 2007 @10:36am CST As first reported on setxhomepage.com, a Lumberton man has been charged with injury to a child after putting a child in a dryer. 27-year-old Bobby Lynn Curtis was charged with injury to a child Tuesday morning. Authorities say he put his girlfriend's 2-year-old daughter in the family's clothes dryer. The girl suffered only minor injuries. Lumberton Police Captain Danny Sullins tells KBTV yesterday morning a woman came into the police station to report her 2-year-old daughter had burns on her arm. The child was taken to the hospital and treated and released. She was then taken to the Garth House in Beaumont where she told an interviewer that her mother's boyfriend had put her in the dryer the night before. After getting that statemen

Untitled
Once you said my eyes were a reflection of my soul That I must have the most gorgeous soul ever created It was filled with love, peace, happiness and a unshakable wonder All that is now gone, taken away in a single moment of loss Does that mean that now my eyes are hideous? If you looked into them once more would they hold the same thrall? Or would you feel sickened by what you now see in them? Would they cause you to remember what you had once seen? Could you see glimpses of my past self in them? Is it possible you would plead for the beauty back? Its not something I can do for it was never really my soul you saw That soul was ours combined, your purifying mine I've tried so many times to recreate my perfect soul Every time I've failed, causing my soul to become more disgusting I beg to you restore my soul to its former glory Not for me but so you can once more see all that you loved

Send This Bitch Hate Mail Ty Everyone.
People send this bitch nj_oi_girl@fubar.com, a bunch of hate mail due to call me ugly and fucking with me and down rating me. I could caer less what people say about me, like I said you do not like me for me, I could care less nor give a fuck, -k- thanks. =]

Walking In The Rain
I cant take this all the pain all the hurt all the fighting i wish it would end just leave me alone i don't know why all this has to happen to me all the pain it hurts so bad it feels like a thousand knives cutting into my heart all I've got is a heart full of pain a head ache from stress and a hand full of anger pinned to my chest. no one to comfort me no shoulder to cry on my soul cries but no one hears it and I'm the girl that just smiles but feels so hurt I've cried fifty thousand tears I've cried I'm tired of this all my fears coming out this will not leave me alone these wounds will not heal all this pain is just too much there is too much for time to Erse I've tired so hard to tell myself that its all over with to just forget it but its too much to just forget i don't know why the world want to hurt me I'm fragile please world don't hurt me everyone asks what's wrong i just smile and say nothing but then i st

Ratings
dang i tried to rate friends pics an says have reached my limit why is this we have a limit on rating dang this aint right ok ive vented so will be back tommorow to rate my friends an familey hope they understand hugs terry

To All My Fubar Friends
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!

Ironic
I find it ironic especially a women saying that a they don't like fake ass blondes....ps thats me ..but when they have there own hair died multi colors including blond highlights...and how can u make a decision based on the persons hair color, they may be the sweetest person you will ever know...I find it that sad and ironic .....just had to rant for a sec

Bad Dog!
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/13954177/detail.html Police Dog's Attack On Postman Baffles Department Mail Carrier Bloodied; Animal To Be Examined POSTED: 9:47 pm EDT August 22, 2007 UPDATED: 8:58 am EDT August 23, 2007 LEBANON, Ind. -- Dogs may be natural adversaries of postal carriers, but Joe Luckey couldn't have been prepared for an attack by a police animal. Luckey was working his route when Erik, the Lebanon Police Department's 7-year-old German shepherd, ran for him Tuesday, startling the mailman and the dog's handler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slideshow: See Postman's Injuries -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dog bit his face and neck and barely missed his jugular vein. "I was thinking, 'Boy, this is really going to hurt. I don't know how bad, but this is really going to hurt,'" Luckey told 6News' Ray Cortopassi on Wednesday. The do

Mandy (pt 8)
The next morning was Sunday and I rolled out of bed around 8:30. Mandy was still asleep. I took a leak and then stepped into the shower. I let the warm water wash over my face as I thought about the last two days with Mandy. As my mind reviewed last night's events...her expert cock-sucking and fucked her silly...my cock began to stiffen. I grabbed some shampoo and lathered up my hair then I leaned back to let the shower rinse it out. As I rinsed, I felt a strange sensation on my cock. I quickly opened my eyes and kneeling down in front of me was Mandy with a wicked smile on her face, licking the end of my stiffening cock. She reached out wither her left hand and started playing with my balls, squeezing them gently and rolling them around in her palm. Her right hand found the base of my dick and slowly started to stroke as she took my cockhead into her mouth and started sucking. I just closed my eyes and leaned my head back into the warm water, enjoying the feeling of this expert cock

George Bush Meets The Queen
George W. Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Children Or Adults
I am a member of many sites on the web. About 5 of the sites I belong to I am on for fun. I had an issue today with a few MUMMS I posted and although everyone is entitled to their opinion why do we as adults feel the need to act like children and insult people who have given them no provocation to do so. I have never encountered the level of childish cattiness on any site like what I have encountered here. I think most of the members on this site need to grow up and find some happiness. Only miserable people who don't have anything going for them insult others for no reason. Are you adults that can play nice, have fun, and just live life. Or are you children that insult, name call, and sit around and wonder where the time went? To the veteran MUMMERS, don't worry. You won't be seeing anything else from me cause I have way to many other things to do than to defend myself to people who don't really matter. I have vented, I feel better, now I can move on.

Screw This!
Why does it seem like when one thing goes wrong everything has to go wrong? I move out here to the freaking country back in May...only to have Josh hurt me worse than I have ever been hurt... so he moves out 2 months ago... leaving me with the new place... fine... I can do this.. YEAH RIGHT! Let's just say I make about $150 short of what I need to pay all my bills. This friggin sucks! I just want to prove to myself that I can do it and everytime I turn around there is someone or something there showing me that I can't!

Interview With Dark Funeral On Its Way
Those who know about Dark Funeral will be happy to know that the interview with them for my show is coming within a few weeks. infact, look for 2 interviews to come, one on the phone and the other Live in October. Also, I will try to make it to chicago to cover the Horror film fest mid September. There's a lot more things going on also. So make sure you either check me out on myspace: www.myspace.com/raveninterviews OR Go to the website: www.eggsandkegsradio.com Hope to keep in touch soon. -Raven

If You Smile
When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I know which ones to pick?" "Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile, put them back."

Mandy (pt 7)
I kissed her lips softly and sat her on the couch. I lay a soft blanket down on the carpet and then turn down the lights and lit all the candles in the room. I poured two full glasses of wine and brought them back to the couch. After about 5 minutes, Mandy had finished her glass and about ? of mine and she was starting to get a little giggly. I lifted her up and placed her gently on the blanket. I stretched her legs out flat and put her hands by her side. Then I just looked at her and smiled. "What?" she asked. "Oh sweety...I've been looking forward to this ever since I laid my eyes on you." And I leaned down and kissed her smiling lips. I knew the wine would loosen her up a little, but I was still concerned about ramming my big cock into this 18 year old hottie, so I knew I'd have to take it slowly. I straddled her naked body and leaned over and gentle kissed her forehead...cheeks...chin...nose...then lips. I let my cock and balls slide up and down over her smooth skin as I continu

I Knew The Bastard Did It
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_re_us/pregnant_woman_dead Ex-officer indicted in girlfriend death By JOE MILICIA, Associated Press Writer 38 minutes ago A grand jury indicted a former police officer on murder charges Thursday in the death of his pregnant girlfriend, whose 2-year-old son was left alone in an apartment to tell police: "Mommy was crying ... Mommy's in rug." Bobby Cutts Jr. could receive the death penalty if convicted in the June death of Jessie Davis and her unborn child. The murder indictments allege that Cutts killed Davis, terminated her pregnancy, and caused the death of a viable unborn child, "baby Chloe." Cutts, 30, also faces two counts of gross abuse of a corpse and one count each of aggravated burglary and endangering children. His attorney, Myron Watson, said he would comment after he had a chance to review the indictment. Myisha Ferrell, a high school classmate of Cutts, was indicted on charges of obstructing justice and compl

Why Did You Leave?
Just a quick note to say that I lost one of my friends here. When I came on today, I had 9 friends and now I have 8. If you want to be my friend that is okay but, if you are my friend and then leave without saying anything, Well then that is not very polite! I would appreciate it if you would let me know first before you go. Thanks!

Booty Call Agreement
Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is NO, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the BOOTY CALL unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good, flower's are no good they remind. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged and needed!!

Yo Know You Wanna Rock
Click on banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at kscrys 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - ~Crazy Bitch~ NoBody Does It Better~~' on '2007-08-23 07:35:55') (repost of original by 'LilBamaGirl~WRR Army' on '2007-08-23 07:47:17')

"to The Nice Guys Left."
"To the nice guys left." To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state/province)(or across the country) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers, just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait hours to see her, even if they could only spend a

Painful
hey ya'll just thought id let you know why i havent been on here .. My 14 yr old pulled several muscles in his chest and is in a lot of pain.. it hurts for him to breathe.. We were at the hospital til 1 am this morning. they did a ekg and xrays.. turns out he pulled several muscles in his chest and it feels like numoinia. . i probally spelt that wong but i dont care.. have a nice day..

Mandy (part 6)
The party was pretty boring. Lot's of couples drinking drinks and eating snacks. I had to explain too many times where my girlfriend was and why. Plus, the whole time I was thinking of my pretty little Mandy, sitting at home, waiting for me to come and teach her how to suck my dick. Soon after 7pm people began filtering out. I grabbed one of the un-opened bottles of wine and headed out the door. I drove into the garage just after 7:30 and headed inside. "Mandy, I'm home." I called as I walked through the door. She came bounding in from the family room and gave me a big hug. "Hi Harry...I missed you." She stepped back and I realized what she was wearing...nothing. She was as totally naked... From her pretty dark hair, to her super-cute fact, down to her mouth watering titties and her rockin' flat tummy, to her hairless pussy lips, down her perfectly shaped legs to the girly polish on her cute little toes my eyes devoured her sexy body. "Wow...you are amazing." "Oh Harry" she said ba

The 10 Indian Commandments
1. Remain close to the Great Spirit 2. Show great respect for your fellow beings. 3. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. 4. Be truthful and honest at all times. 5. Do what you know to be right. 6. Look after the well being of mind and body. 7. Treat the Earth and all who dwell thereon with respect. 8. Take full responsibility for your actions. 9. Dedicate your share of your efforts to the greater good. 10. Work together for the benefit of all mankind.

Ooooo
Ok so obviously other then makin friends and whatnot the point of the website is too pointz and advance as far as possible so the other day i was tryin to level up and a friend suggested i should try a mumm....well lil did i know that i would be attacked!! I messed up yes totally did it wrong but ya know i dont think callin me a whore and twit and whatever else they said was neccessary...So my thot is this why do they find it neccesary to compltly be an ass...yes sumtimes they are funny but come on why put someone down..so anywayz thot id thro that out there its been botherin me!

If Nothing Else
I'm back on my soapbox this morning for a few minutes. I want everyone to know that it's very important that we make amends and just learn to stop the hate and love more often today and everyday. One never knows when their time is up on this world. There are alot of my friends on here that don't ever come to my page or even hit me up real quick to see how I am doing. Most of them don't care I'm fairly sure, but I love my friends...each and every one of them. I don't expect the love in return but once again, one may never know when their days on this Earth will be done. So, as you go on in life today, think of your friends and if you can, check in on them and see how they are doing. Just to put a smile on someone's face is a blessing. God bless you all and have a wonderful safe day!

Peace
I just want all my friends and family that the time has come for to sign off of Fubar. I really want to thank all those who showed me lots of luv and support. For all the haters kiss my ass lol. If u want to still holla at me u can hit me up at kasanice4 on yahoo IM. If not I guess i see ya around sumday. I have met sum good ppl along the way and u will always hold a special place in my heart u know who i am talkin bout. Yall take care of urself and be easy. PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR FUCK LIKE A PORN STAR AND SHOP LIKE AN ALL STAR

Blahhhhhh
Alright so the shit hit the fan yesterday, and well ever since then my mom keeps bringing up issues for dealing with money, that i don't have. I am sitting on the line as is and everytime she brings shit up like that I get closer and closer. Well I raised my voice and she goes into her anxiety attack and all sad sounding I don't like you snapping at me like that. Fuck I'm dealing with a lot of stress and want to get away for a while and be by myself, and you keep coming in asking about this and that and it costs this much and i have no money for it. What would you do if someone did that shit to you i mean come on. Fuck.

Mandy (pt 5)
I pulled myself out of the pool. Mandy got up, grabbed her bikini bottoms and followed me to the pool house. I reached down and pulled my trunks off. I looked back up and Mandy and she was staring straight at my semi-erect cock with a huge smile on her face. She quickly untied her bikini top and threw both pieces over to the door. I sat down on the second bench and spread my knees apart. Mandy got the hint and came over and kneeled between my legs, her eyes fixated on my cock. She reached out and touched it. It jumped and was pointed straight at her. She reached out tentatively and touched the tip. It jumped again. Then she grabbed a hold of it with her right hand and slowly started rubbing it up and down. Now it was really getting hard. Her hands wrapped around its thickness. Her eyes got bigger and bigger as she watched it grow to its full 8 1/4 inches. The head was a deep red color. She reached out with her other hand and grabbed on. Clumsily she worked her two hands up and down my

Untitled
Where in the world Can you find what you love; Have it uncorrupted; Have it for sure, or Have it as a cure For the nights spent alone; For all the days left ungrown. Where can I go where I know My weakness flows; Where I see what's inside of me, And, have it be true; Blasphemy. What I ask of me, too much; And, of you; not enough. Not a place I've been, Where my bad luck hasn't followed. Not a one I've known, Where it hasn't shown; And, all my life that will be known There it will be, to claim stake to my home. Forever strown thin, and, for all, alone within.

Viewpoint
It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this.

I Hate My Life
Not to long ago I was so happy had everything I ever wanted a beautiful wife and 4 beautiful children then out of nowhere my beautiful wife OF 8 YEARS desided that she wanted to seperate now I Have lost everything that mattered to me why because all I ever wanted was to have a happy family now all I keep thinking about is wanting to end it all. I have lost a part of me and I dont know how to get it back. Im so hurt ,lost ,and confussed I dont want to live anymore I love her so much and cant take the pain anymore Dear Lord Help Me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Part 3
Love was great, then you betrayed me, all i felt was pain, like there was a knife in my heart, you drove it deeper, then tore it out, as I bled the room darkened, the walls no longer trapped me, but now a dark mist, i thought our love was the key. But that was only step one of the journey, a long journey, towards true happiness, will it ever end?, will the darkness ever become bright again?, you look upon me, i reach out my hand so you could grab me, When i get to the top you push me back down into the hole, when will my journey start again?

Crazy People
Life has its ups and downs...............God gave man a soul, along with the ability to make decisions about life. Many times we base our decisions on emotions rather than thought. Whether it be about love, politics, our finances, etc. We end up getting hurt. How illogical.When we let this happen we become what I call the sheepol. We must use our logic, and think things through. We must stay away from those who have become crazy, we cannot be rescuers. Without hurting ourselves in the process. I ask the protector to keep all my friends safe, and to give them logic in their thoughts.

Part 2
I was free, I was in love, As you spoke, i melted, as we kissed, a million fire works exploded in my head, But now, you're gone, every word, feeling, everything, turns stone cold, as i was pulled back into that dark four walled prison, that held me tightly, you drift away, I am trapped. I'm gone, as are you, I go cold, As i feel every bit of life being sucked out of me, I began to slip away, i see your hand, When i grab it, It is soft and warm, I began to feel your love again. As you pull me out, As you pull me away from the prison, It dissolves, for our love is the key, Now i am free. love was always the answer... Or was it?

Part 1
How I long to be free of these walls , to feel the wartmth of the sun, to feel the cool air, and the grass between my toes, to take in the sweet smell of the roses, and dance with the stars. How I long to be free of these walls, that close on me tightly, if only to be free, to fly away, to kiss the butterflies, to lay with the wolves, to fly, like the eagle, to spread my wings, if only to fly. But no I am trapped, you open the door, and as I escape, you whisper my name, I begin to feel all that I have longed for, and I decide all I really wanted was ... you. With you i'm free...

Kid Shows
So my kids are all about this show on Nick Jr. Lets just say its annoying as frack. I think this is worse then Ren and Stimpy. :p This show is called Yo Gabba Gabba. Here are some clips. And why is Elijah Woods on here? He kinda looks umm scarey here! Children shows are goind down hill.. and I say it started with Barney :p Thanks for reading my rant! Feel free to comment :) Love ya all Misty

Exercising
I've gained several pounds in the last 6 or 7 months so I got permission from my doctor to join a fitness club to start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for people over 50.I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for more than an hour. But by the time I got my tights on the class was over....so I think I'll just try to walk it off.

School
Today was my oldest daughter's first day of Kindergarten. I am so proud of her, and I'm excited for her, but I still choked up walking out the door. Her teacher wrote a poem to the parents that had me fighting back tears some more in the car. I will miss being here to see her off to school, and to pick her up. I've been so strong and determined, but the closer to my ship date the more of a wreck I am. I'm sure Sunday will be the hardest, my final goodbye to my children for a couple months. :(

Test Your Mind
1. Your Name: Ht: Weight: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Can I have your number? ( ) - Wat is it 26. Will u cum for me? 27. Can u wear thong and boys short for me? Wat color 28. Wat the first thing u d

-lmao-
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Well That Part Is Done....
Ok Ok, I am back from the drs. AND. My Biopsy was GOOD!!!!! I DON'T HAVE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!! But the problem still lurks within another part, so I will be getting that check out again once all this other stuff is taken care of. I am going to have the lining of my uterus frozen so that I am not in alot of pain anymore. Which will be nice, *smiles about that* So far everything is going good with that and I thank everyone for being with me thru this spiritually and praying for me! It must of helped b/c I got the good news today. But he also told me not to get too excited til they do another pap test b/c that could always come back abnormal again. BUT the good news I got today is enuf to make me somewhat feel better. THANKS AGAIN!!! I LUV YOU ALL!!!

Please Help My R/l Sis She Is Offering Alot For Your Help
GREAT GIFTS FOR GREAT FRIENDS I AM GIVING 3 THREE DAY BLASTS TO THE TOP 3 COMMENTORS HELPING ME IN MY CONTEST AND I AM GIVING GIFTS TO ANYONE WHO WILL HELP ME OUT IN THIS 10 DAY CONTEST SO I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET JUST FU-MAIL ME WITH HOW MANY YOU LEFT AND WHAT YOU WANT TY SOOOO MUCH 100 COMMENTS GETS 1K IN GIFTS OF YOUR CHOICE 250 COMMENTS GETS 10K IN GIFTS OF YOUR CHOICE 500 COMMENTS GETS 20K IN GIFTS OF YOUR CHOICE 1000 COMMENTS GETS 50K IN GIFTS OF YOUR CHOICE YOU CAN MIX AND MATCH GIFTS OR GET ONE OF THE VALUE YOU HAVE EARNED PLEASE FAN RATE AND ADD SEXIGIRLBLONDE FIRST TO BE ABLE TO COMMENT BOMB AND MY HUBBY ONTHEROCKS IS OFFERING TO MAKE MORPHS FOR ANYONE WHO LEAVES ME 300 COMMENTS IN THE CONTEST LINK BELOW HE IS SOOO WONDERFUL WHEN YOUR DONE LEAVING THE COMMENTS SEND HIM A FU-MAIL WITH THE 2 PICS YOU WANT MORPHED CHECK OUT THE ONES HE DID FOR ME THEY ARE AWSOME!!!! PLEASE ADD FAN AND RATE HER TO BE ABLE TO COMMENT BOMB *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWN

Let Me Explain!
ok so i've been getting some comments and private messages from people that were in my family at one point and are no longer there let me explain....i've recently cleaned out my family list and deleted anyone who no longer comes by...or if they do...don't take the time to say hello or leave me something personal...or anyone who has has no idea how to maintain some level of friendship with me without only talking about sex....cmon guys...is that really all that ur thinking about?? so the people that u see in my family are people that i talk to on a regular basis and most likely know my name, where im from, etc...in other words really know me...which is what i'm trying to get at...so for those of you that just want to see me naked and jerk off...then go to youporn.com its a great site that i recommend...you can get some porn there and relieve urself... oh and if i add u cuz im having a good day or we clicked after talking and i wanted to let u see then enjoy them and be gratef

I Think I Have Spoken To This Guy Before.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I ready" The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I ready" < B> The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and! say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

Internet Down
Hey to all my friends and family on fubar. yesterday my internet was turned off at my house so I can only access internet from school and the library. I am not ignoring anyone or the families i am in i just can't connect until next week when it is turn back on hopefully!. thanks abby

Fa-shizzle My Nizzel...wizzel!
Atlanta considers banning baggy pants 1 hour, 4 minutes ago http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_fe_st/atlanta_sagging_pants Baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs would be illegal under a proposed amendment to Atlanta's indecency laws. The amendment, sponsored by city councilman C.T. Martin, states that sagging pants are an "epidemic" that is becoming a "major concern" around the country. "Little children see it and want to adopt it, thinking it's the in thing," Martin said Wednesday. "I don't want young people thinking that half-dressing is the way to go. I want them to think about their future." The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, said Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia. The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments"

Where Is Jen??
Hey guys Figured id write because i haven't in awhile? AnyWasy. So im sitting here at my computer having my first smoke of the morning.. thinking I should totally quit THEN i let the smoke out of my lungs and in haul again...( LOL) The kids are getting ready for school. They start @ 8:40. ( Breanne just biffed it on the kitchen floor) She is ok.. But slipped on her backpack! (That was pretty funny actually) Anyways! I have a full day today! My dog has a groomers appointment @ 9. I have to go train for my job today. I ended up taking that nursing Job. Working part time. Ill be working sat and Sunday! 12 hour days. ill be able to get at least 24 hours on the weekend! So Mondays ill be drained!. We move into the house Middle of September. I cant wait!!!Once i find my camera??? Ill take some pics of the house! So there is an update :| I think ima go take a HOT shower and just stand there for 20 min with my eyes closed. I hate Mornings!! Much love to my Friends!! Muahhh

Is It Wrong?!?
I am getting married Sept. 29th and the closer and closer I get, the more scared i get, I love her, theres no question about that, but its scares the hell out of me. Its another life I'm responsible for, am I ready for that. I have asked her if she is sure about marrying me and she automatically thinks im getting "cold feet", i don't know, am I? I feel bad about it, I just don't know how to get rid of that feeling. Or am I just making to big of a deal about the whole damn thing. I don't know, who ever reads this, I would appreciate your comments

Little Girl
Little Girl By: MHG a.k.a. Proud Mary Little girl, chortles and giggles while she fools around Envisions herself a fairy tale princess, by her prince she was found Garbed up daintily she's high above the ground Blinded from reality that around her abounds But youth expires and laughter withers Abruptly encountered veracity, her young mind cant figure the castle replaced by a cave so dark and bitter her prince suddenly faded and in place a beast she deciphered Gazes at her feigned magic mirror and grunts awhile theres age in her eyes yet youth in her smile the fairy tale story she envisaged has all been a wile she lives a time she never invited and it came in piles there are still times when the little girl would come out and snigger and plays like a gypsy in a foreign land, alone with no other finicky creatures and happy thoughts of great wonder but often she wakes back in the dark cave she has to ponder not the life she visualized when her

12 Types Of Female
1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she's a freak. d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantages a. You don't h

Blonde Jokes
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.' Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house. ========================================== A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly,' the blonde said, 'fir

Today On Wrr
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Are You Fricking Kidding Me?drama First Thign This Morning!!wtf
Mail Center Read Mail Bright Idea: [Check out cool MySpace Groups. View Groups.] From: Block User LøSe® LøSe.. myspace.com/ima8ballgod Date: Aug 23, 2007 5:43 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: Amber can you please stop making sexual comments on my boyfriends page.. ITS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF i know yall grew up together but to me i think you want him..... om: You Don't Know Me You Don&#.. myspace.com/thaistixxx Date: Aug 23, 2007 6:23 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: deleting you Body: my gf doesnt like your comments _____________________________________________________ I RESPONDED WITH THIS!! ------------------------------------------------------- im so sorry you feel like that hun... you have no reason to look @ me as a threat to your relationship..there just comemnts i send out to everyone on my list not just tony.i havent seen or heard from tony in years.. yes we did grow up together. his mother an

Don't Be Afraid
Don't be afraid to be different. Live your life as best as you can. Don't get caught up in gossip, it's the lowest form of communication. Betrayal leaves you with nothing but pain and loneliness. Conformity is for the weak in spirit and courage for they all rush to be accepted by others. Trust in your family more than your friends; friends often leave you but your family will always be there. Don't hold grudges, life is too short and it only makes your outlook on life darker. Don't take your own life, its just your minds way of saying, "You can't get past this.".....prove your mind wrong. Don't let pressure and stress get to you, especially when it comes from your peers. Don't worry about the things you have no control over. Don't obsess about people not wanting to be your friend or about being popular. Whoever wants to befriend you should do it because of who you are, not what you can buy. Don't cheat on lovers and don't take advantage. Soon they will find out, lea

Some Secrets That You May Not Know About Me...
1. I HATE MY EARS! 2. I HATE MY NOSE! 3. I DON'T THINK WE EVER LANDED ON THE MOON! 4. EVOLUTION..YEAH RIGHT WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM APES!! 5. DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIG BANG THEORY! 6. I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK..SERIOUSLY! 7. I WAS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER IN A SHOOTOUT, AND I WATCHED A MAN DIE..I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT! 8. I HAVE ALOT OF PHOBIAS..LIKE DEEP WATER, TIGHT SPACES, SNAKES, BEING AROUND AIRPLANES, OR ON BOATS. 9. I THINK OF MYSELF AS WEIRD INDIVIDUAL. 10.I AM A VERY SHY PERSON, WITH VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM ISSUES! GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH SECRETS FOR NOW...I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THEM...LEAVE ME A COMMENT K!

Hi
just wanted to say hi and welcome to my corner of the bar. hope to talk to ya all. dont just add me for a number, actually talk to me. I do respond to all emails i get if there is a response for them. Anyways. again hi and welcome to my lil corner.

Almost
Well good morning all..Its time for my morning pimp out for contest comments..LOL I need your help STILL..and oh..heres a tit slip for you..LMAO Now that you have had a morning titty shot...can you Please click the pic below and comment..:P Thanks You all...:)

The Others
The others describe him as a perplaexing math problem that can never be solved. He goes on his way with little regret. Following isn't in his blood. Resisting the straight and narrow path is. He walks against the crowd that will soon follow. Inspirataion is the power that moves him ahead. It's always the brave soul who swims so proudly against the tide in the dull, crowded sea of sameness.

Chapter Closed
so i ask this question to all you readers out there...... What does a person do when they have finaly found everything they have been looking for in life? What is left after you have put all the puzzle peaces in to you? So those of you who know me know that i am adopted and that i have been looking for both my biliogical parents for a long long time now well yall the serch is finaly over beucase i have finaly found the missing link. i found my father and it didnt go as bad as i would have expected. he wants to get to know me and who i am and is more than willing to form some sort of relationship with me. he is a great guy and i can now see where i get some of my trates from becuase i am alot like him even on the non phyical stuff like the books we read and the food we eat so its intresting to say the least. i have never before in my life felt like a whole human being untill now becuase now i know where i come from and some of why i do the things i do. i feel whole and

Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: now please!!!Is sex a top priority for you?: hmmmDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes and noHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: take a lot to get me drunk so no manyHow do you feel about one night stands?: they can be greatHow many one night stands have you had?: had my shareWhat's your favorite position?: anyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: doesnt matterDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on the moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes..made some tooHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: could be hoursDo you get off first or do they?: they do alwaysDo you like kissing during sex?: hell yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: a little loud at timesDo you prefer your partne

Every Man
To every man, there comes in his lifetime, that special moment when he is figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered a choice to do a very special thing, unique to him and fitted to his talents. What a tragedy if that moment should find him unprepared or unqualified for the work which would be his finest hour. ~Sir Winston Churchill

Hell Explained By Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these relig

Son From School;-)
The son of a basketball player is coming home with his report card on the last day of school. "Are you pleased with your grades?" the father asks. Son: "Yes, I am! My contract for the same class of my school has been elongated for one year!"

Look What Is Coming Out To Dvd!!!!!
You had this guy Then you had this guy and countless others Now comes the best of Itsim and Oc all on this 2 hour DVD! you know...its really cool if you read all that in the infamous Saturday Night Live voice!!!

Plz Pray For My Sis
Please pray for my sister she is in the hospital unresponsive and I just wanted to ask all my friends on here to pray for my family........I have already lost my dad,my mom and my brother-in-law in the sum of 3 years and I can't lose her please pray for her and even if u don't know her it will help more than you know.....She has 2 sons that just lost their father 3 months ago and I know how it feels to loose both of your parents and I dont want them to know how that feels so please pray for her and my family I thank you all that pray and all of you that read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baseball Game
Last friday my company hosted Pool party at the wave pool in La Porte. They had some door prizes and I won 6 tickets to the Astros game last night. I have to say the kids had a great time at the pool it was not crowded and the weather was so nice, it was in the evening so once the sun is down is not too hot but the water temp is still warm, it felt soooo good!!! Afterwords we went to McD's and had happy meals and burgers...the kids wanted toys but they did eat their food, so is all good. We went to the game last night, my son, mom, dad, nephew and one of my nephews friend(my sis was supposed to come but she ended up working.) We had some good seats, dogout level...I got some good pictures of the players, the Houston Astros got 2 home runs last night, they won the game but the Washington Nationals put up a good fight, so I think it was a good game. I am not real big on baseball myself but my dad and the kids are, it was fun...

3-legged Chicken
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

1 Year On Lc/ct/fubar
I have now officially been on Lost Cherry/Cherry Tap/Fubar for 1 Year and i am happy i made it through 1 year i made some new and way cool friends and i hope i can reach a bit further on this site by the next time i realise that it's been 2 years on this site i have been through 2 name changes of 1 site to me this will always be known as Lost Cherry even though it's now called Fubar from Bruce

Delete Page Or Not?!?!
ok question of the day?!? lol so im thinking bout deleting my account today...and some of u who dont know me r wondering y...well im sick of men cumin to this website(women too) who claim they r single not married etc...and try to go a lil further than jus conversation...but in the long run individuals do get caught up and get hurt..and then u get their betta half cumin to ur page and asking questions like y u on my mans page and y u leaving him gifts and so on....for one if u one of the people leave that bullshit and drama off my page...im really not feelin it and quite frankly im tired of dealing wit it...so what im saying if u fake as fuck and u been lying to me get the fuck off my page i dont want and dont need the drama i got my own shit to deal wit...so should i stay or go?!?

Growing Up!
(Under age a certain age? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes wi

8/23/07
Today is best for reviewing old business or thinking back on your personal history. Though you generally prefer the present (who doesn't?), you have a lot to learn from what went on before. I am reminded daily about my past, who isn't that has children? It's because of them I am where I am today. Those that truly know who I am, will understand this. I decided years ago not to fall victim to the past and to break the cycles. I have become a much stronger person mentally than I was 13 years ago. That in itself is a scary thought to me.

World's Coolest Mom
The following is a description from an actual ebay item. here is the link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675 . This item has already sold, but the description is so good it should live on. I'm selling a bunch of Pokemon cards. Why? Because my kids sneaked them into my shopping cart while at the grocery store and I ended up buying them because I didn't notice they were there until we got home. How could I have possibly not noticed they were in my cart, you ask? Let me explain. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone grocery shopping with six kids in tow. I would rather swim, covered in bait, through the English Channel, be a contestant on Fear Factor when they’re having pig brains for lunch, or do fourth grade math than to take my six kids to the grocery store. Because I absolutely detest grocery shopping, I tend to put it off as long as possible. There comes a time, however, when you’re peering into your fridge and thinking, ‘Hmmm, what can I make wi

Cherokee Hunters
The Cherokee were Brave and Courageous Hunters, they always had respect for the Land and for the Animals that they Hunted, They only Killed what they needed to survive they used every part of the Animal for their daily needs. nothing was wasted, the skins were used for Clothing and making moccasin..s for their feet. the Meat was eaten for food. their weapons were all made by hand by a skilled Cherokee Craftsman. Their weapons included Blowguns made from hollowed out river cane, the Darts for the Blowguns were eight to ten inches long made from yellow locust, the tails of the darts were made of thistledown wound on the staff with a sinew. the blowguns were used to hunt small Animals and birds. they used Bows and Arrows, for Hunting the larger Animals, and for use in War to protect their Lands and Families From their Enemies. the Bows were made of hard wood usually hickory or oak, the bows were strung with Bear or Deer guts. the Arrows were made of river cane or sourwood, and then feat

Bf/gf Application
A Little bit about yourself!!! Remember all fields are optional! Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: weight: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? []Smoke pot? [] sing car karaoke w/ me?_ [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] let me give you a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... [] think im cute? [] wa

For Someone Very Special
When we talk, my heart skips a beat. late night conversation, we hardly talk at all my breathing labored i want to tell u i could fall someone like u is a rare find u make me feel like the queen of the ball thoughts of u fill my day i love ur nightly phone call it brings me closer to u and i love every minute of our time together one day i feel we will become one until then the moments we share i will treasure

I Apologize. . .
i apologize i apologize for thinking that i was a meaningful part of your life i apologize for lookin into your eyes and thinkin that maybe, there could be a you and i i apologize for wantin you next to me i apologize for not thinking clearly a guy like me, can never have a girl like you i apologize for not knowing what to do when i fell for you i apologize once agian, for wantin you so wonderful, so beautiful, how could i not want you im sorry for not seein the signs that was tellin me that you would never be mine sorry for fallin under the illusion that i had a chance but my heart wanted to believe in that chance my mind sometimes told me hey shes too beautiful, it will never be my heart speaks out, maybe if she sees what we have to offer, maybe it could be if we let her know, that we have feelings for her maybe just maybe she will let us come to her let us shower her with love that so true let h

Bomb The Hell Outta Me Plz
IM IN A TATTOO COMP JUST LIKE TO THANX EVERY ONE THAT HAS HELPED ME SO FAR,aT THE MOMMENT IN 1ST PLACE AND LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY LOL HERE IS THE LINK FOR THE COMP IF YOU GET CHANCE,anyone that rates the pic and comments bomb me will recieve a gift http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837718&albumid=484896&i=1626973294 Also i only need another 17,000 points to level up to fuberlord thanx again to my friends that have already bombed me to help out

Thoughts From The Bikini Blast...
Some thoughts from the swimsuit shoot I did last week: 1. The weather was cruddy. High 60s (if that warm), overcast and drizzly at times. But shoot we did! 2. What happened to the 45+ models who signed up? At most, we had 12 models at any given time and 20+ photographers... At times the photographers were bumping into each other to get pictures! LOL 3. What's with the tattoos thing? I know they're popular, but geeze! Most of the models there had more than a couple of discreet ones. I think only two or three had none that I could see! 4. I worked mostly with one model and I got some very nice topless shots of her on the beach. Hopefully when she gets the CD with the images, she'll like them too! 5. I met some great photographers and became "friends" with one. That's always a plus!! 6. Lastly, I will definitely go again next year!

Donna Needs Help
Please, come and bomb this sweet lady. She does so much for everyone and never asks for anything in return. She is someone I am eternally grateful for meeting and I would do ANYTHING for this woman. Come show her some love! She's in third now I believe and I'd love to see her win her first contest. It ends Monday, August 27th at 8 p.m. EST or 5 p.m. Fubar time. ****THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELPED! SHE CAME IN FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****WTG SWEETIE!

Venting
OK OK OK, enoughs enough. Now i dont know why im writing this, it may be stress, lack of sex even. But there's just a few things i need to get off my chest before i have to start work. Ok now in regards to this website, people it truely is fucking retarded to have 3 different videos and a music player with 50 pictures on your Fubar or even Myspace page. ALL THAT SHIT AINT CUTE!!! Plus it clogs up the load time of your page, ever wonder why people dont visit your page much 2+2 is 4 sunshine. Second, now im a guy and i LOVE to see women, naked is even better but ladies seriously......if you post naked or semi nude and risque or whatever pics of yourself either you show them, or you dont. To require people to rate every single pic of you and jump thru hoops and guess the winning combo to some puzzle or whatever dumb shit you guess up just to see you naked isnt worth it, sorry honey you aint that damned cute. Now for you other ladies who just allow certain people to view because they rate

Uggg..sick!
Okay, so I'm flipping officially tired of being sick. I had surgery 2 weeks ago tomorrow. I was in alot of pain before surgery but now I'm just BLAH. I think I officially have the 'after surgery' blues. The ones that come from having to be in bed all day long, that make me not be able to lift anything or drive! So hopefully this damn blah-ness will pass and I'll be back to normal before I have to go back to work. But for right now, I'm gonna eat my toast and get my butt back into bed--heavily medicated of course--just for all of your protection. Lots of luv!

Wow People
ok i find this highly funny ... this lady left a comment on my page .. yes i deleted it why becuz i thought it was moronic. she was trying to insult my intelligence . without knowing who i am or my background. so here is what is what i would like to say to all of you out there who get offended by me and others over the internet... get over yourself no one cares about you or your little world outside of this thing we call the "world wide web". so the best thing for you is if you dislike someone on here ignore them and block them. its pretty simple. mums are made for people to ask things. not everyone is going to be nice. i have been nice to some. but other i rather get my head hit repeatedly with a hammer. becuz of the fact they are oh so trivial. and another thing if you think by commenting on my page and insulting me not realizing that you have no affect what so ever on my daily life. you are sadly mistaken you mean nothing to me outside of this virtual world :D thank you and hope you

Seduction Nsfw
This is actually one of the very first attempts at writing erotica, quite a few years back. Lots of grammatical errors to overlook, but I still like it. So feel free to enjoy, and by all means I love your comments and feedback, its really not about the points here *smile* ------------------------------------------------- So here you are. Sitting in front of this computer, clad in only a white sheet. Your body is tired, you have worked hard through the day, and long for blissful sleep, sleep that could only be obtained through absolute pleasure given to you. Your thoughts dwell on my voice, the deep rich warmth it provides you. You feel excited at the knowledge that you have me, and that at any moment those lips that produce my voice will speak to you again. From behind you in the dark, my voice whispers in your ear, "I want you!" My voice penetrates your consciousness, and spreads through your entire body. As your heartbeat quickens, and your breathing increases, the wa

All Bombers Needed
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY. SHELL IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SHE'S HALF WAY THERE NOW. ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HER KNOWS WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ASK.

Kissing..!!
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

I'm Still Alive
WELL EVERYONE I APOLOGIZE THAT I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE MUCH LATELY & HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOU ALL. I HAVENT HAD MUCH TIME TO GET ON HERE AND CHAT WITH ANYONE OR LEAVE ANY COMMENTS ON ANYONE PICTURES OR PAGES. I HAVE BEEN WORKING SOOOOO MUCH & I HAVE BEEN VERY SICK SINCE THIS PAST SATURDAY. I ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL TWICE IN ONE DAY. I AM STILL VERY SICK & MISERABLE,BUT I'M STILL ALIVE IS THE WAY I LOOK AT IT SO THINGS COULD BE WORSE. I HAVE A BAD SINUS INFECTION,MY TONSILS ARE REALLY ENLARGED. I HAD STREP THROAT & NOW I HAVE A HORABLE INNER & OUTER EAR INFECTION WITH SWIMMERS EAR WHICH IS FLUID ON BOTH SIDES OF THE EAR DRUM. YESTERDAY MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS UNABLE TO HEAR OUT OF MY RIGHT EAR AT ALL. I WENT ABOUT MY NORMAL DAY AND WENT TO WORK AND WAS AT WORK AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING BY NOON I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. THE DOCTOR GAVE ME SOME PERSCRIPTIONS TO GET FILLED WHICH I WENT AND GOT FILLED WHEN I LEFT THE HOSP. THEN I WENT BACK TO WORK WHILE AT W

Adult Content
Why is it that they say they are an adult site but yet they cencer what is said.If this is an all adult site why is it if you put something on that is for adults only that they tell you that you can't do that? It makes no bloody sense! If people are appauled by something they shouldn't look at it instead of running and tattling like a little bloody child!That right there should tell you that they are not mature enough to handle adult sites and are the ones that don't need too have access to adult content!Hell no one makes you look at it and you can always click on something else too look at!People like that tend to get under my skin really bad and makes me want to tie them up to the outer armor of my humvee and use them as body shields!

Be Your Own Woman!
Ladies if your use to fixing things yourself don't ever let a man think you can't. Now if you have a man that fixes things for then hold on to him. Cause I have had men and still had to fix things myself. Then last guy I was with was not use to me doing so. We got into a fight about it cause he told me that I was to clean, cook and take care of him. Well thats all fine and dandy but I'm so use to fixing things or trying at least. That it bothered me when he said that to because of that reason. Plus I think a woman does alot more than just that in life. I would like to find a guy that except I would like to try and if can't get it then they can fix it!

Help Wanted!!!
HELP WANTED UNDERWORLD IS NOW HIRING DJ'S, BARTENDERS, AND SECURITY IF INTERESTED COME ON IN AND JOIN US (repost of original by 'SeleneCorvinous "DJ Lace" Queen of Underworld LDC, CatwomanJLM' on '2007-08-23 04:20:27')

Thursday Links: Rampage Jackson, Rich Vos, Erock's Busted Fridge, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Photos, Traveling Virus In Nj This Weekend, New Vide
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursdee, kids (IS IT????)... It's a busy busy day, and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is broadcasting all kinds of goodness for your listening pleasure. Today, we have MMA fighter Rampage Jackson (check out this video of him shopping for a jockstrap) stopping by to chit-chat. Our pal Rich Vos will also be hanging around to tell us all about being a daddy for the third time...and plugging his DVDs. Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio goodness, breakfast and booger-eating, just turn on your PALTALK and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, you might want to check out the Ladies Of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, having the morning sex, or having a morning dump (scratch that last one). Our own E Rock has a busted fridge. That's kind of an underst

Mad World By Gary Jules
MAD WORLD All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, Worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, Going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, No expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrows No tomorrow, No tomorrow And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad These dreams in which i'm dying, Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles its a very very Mad World, Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday And they feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, Sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, No one knew me Hello teacher tell me whats my lesson Look right through me, Look right through me And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad The dreams in which i'm dying, Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take Wh

In Remembrance Of 9-11
I WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY WHEN I HEARD THE SOUND A SOUND I WILL NEVER FORGET I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD DREAM ONLY IT WAS A NIGHTMARE THE SMOKE...THE FIRE... THE SILENCE...THE SCREAMS PLEASE GOD LET ME WAKE TELL ME NONE OF THIS IS TRUE NOT HERE...NOT HOME THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE WE ARE A LAND OF PEACE A LAND OF PLENTY A LAND OF PROMISE THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE THEY ARE ALL GONE NEVER TO RETURN MY HEART IS BREAKING SO THE TEARS WILL NOT STOP THIS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN HERE THIS IS A POEM THAT WAS E-MAILED TO ME 9-11-2005 IF I KNEW IF I KNEW IT WOULD NE THE LAST TIME THAT I'D SEE YOU FALL ASLEEP I WOULD TUCK YOU IN MORE TIGHTLY AND PRAY THE LORD, YOUR SOUL TO KEEP I I KNW IT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME THAT I SEE YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG AND KISS AND CALL YOU BACK FOR ONE MORE IF I KNEW IT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I'D HEAR YOUR VOICE LIFTED IN PRAISE I WOULD VIDEO TAPE EACH ACTION AND WORD SO I COULD PLAY T

Fukturds
Why do cheerios lower cholesterol? What happened to a good 'ol game of dodgeball? If you got problems, you know who to call Holy crap, did Chico just throw up on the wall? If you don't see a trampoline, don't expect me to break your fall Heck, maybe I will if you stop kicking my ball Behave yourself, or no dessert or trips to the mall

Guys Rules..
The Guys' Rules... At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us

Friendship Always
I'm writing this poem to show you I care, To say thank you for being there. Best friends we'll always be, In every problem, it's you and me. Through thick and thin, I won't go away. And just the same, I hope you'll stay. As we go through life, things won't change. Let's not let our friendship rearrange. I'll make new friends, and so will you, But we won't split up like others do. With our friendship staying strong, We'll be together right or wrong. Though we might occasionally have a fight, We'll always make up by the end of the night. As my best friend, you mean lots to me, It's a bond you'll always see. So, in a jam, no need to worry. I'll be at your side in a hurry. I know you're there for me too, I think you know, I'll be there for you! In life, friends may come and go. But, there's a special friend you'll always know. They are there when you need them. No questions asked. Their love is permanent, it will never pass. They'l

If Women Ruled The World..
Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay. There'd be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. Fathers would demand thaqt their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm. Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags. They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him." Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree Profile Graphics - hitupmyspot.com

Ode To Yahoo---a Fairytale
Ode To Yahoo A Fairytale There once was a magical land called Yahoo Chat It was in a castle that had stood the time of the ages It had many many rooms and many people dwelled in these rooms.. They were free to romp room to room, party,act silly,play music flirt and yes,even fall in love. One unsuspecting day a dark ominous cloud decended over the happy yahoo castle. Hordes surrounded yahoo with evil intent on their minds. There was in these throngs,booters,hackers,sex offenders,kiddy preditors molestors, robot ads,idiots, morons and dolts. The pilage was endless and unstoppable It was headed by many among them the dasdardly,evil, uncaring Sir John Hickibottom of England. If you crossed his path you endured his unceasing rath and rage. Yes, I was a part of the happier times at yahoo castle,flirting with gay abandon with any young maiden that caught my eye.. As I rode away from yahoo castle I stopped my horse on the hill and gazed at the burning yahoo castle. I s

Nay Sayers, Low Raters...the List
Good Morning… I sit here as distant rumbles of thunder groan and dissipate in a shadowing echo. Yes the rain has not forsaken us, it still remains close at hand. Plans for the ark have been written, notarized and sealed. I think who I would take. Wow, now there is a good question. It’s not a question of humanity. It’s not a question of guilt or who deserves to ride the boat out. Those who know me know I joking about the ark, boat. But, here is the deal what I said was true. Ask yourself who you would choose to ride out the storm. Each of us has our own list. Our own list… wow that is powerful. You choose who stays and who goes. Or basically who is left behind to tread water. I can think of many but can’t name names. See I have no real enemies. I have people I do not care for but do not know their names. Well, some I certainly know who they are supposed to be. Or claim to be. Top of the list would be Osama Bin Laden. No that person with that name never did anything to me or my own. Just

Interesting Facts
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis can not copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I

To Every Girl (i Really Like This)
To Every Girl (I really like this) Current mood: cheerful To every girl who dresses CUTE not SKANKY. To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL ...not HOT To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU. To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, because he chose that stupid BITCH instead To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend. To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS! To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK To every girl that won't get down on her knees && open her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE To every girl who would JUST ONCE want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold. To e

Looking For This
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. (SWEATSHIRTS) WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL H

Health
so my ex is all lovey-dovey with this moron who thinks the health care system in America is the best in the world... i dont get it... i dont see how people can look at systems that work like the one in France, then look at ours and call ours better... i mean think about it... France has a lower infant mortality rate, a higher life expectancy and their health care is free... and no, their tax rate isnt killing the middle class either... gee... whats wrong with the US that we cant do that? oh yeah, health care is a business here... its better for HMOs like Kaiser and pharmaceutical companies like Wyeth can make their profits than Americans to be able to afford health care... oh, did i mention that this idiot works in an ER... maybe thats why hes in favor of the system? yeah, shes gonna be all bitch about me calling him an idiot and a moron, but shes from a country with a socialized health care system that works.. she should understand

Mind Trip
As I lay on my bed My mind starts to wander A journey begins Without a single step How far will it go Where will it end I don't seem to have any control 10,000 different roads Which do I take? Nevermind, my mind has decided I'll try them all. Yea I know its short...I just wrote it out of boredom at 6AM!! August, 23rd, 2007 @ 6AM

Submissive Vs. Slave
The difference between a submissive and a slave is not always clear cut and is often the subject of controversy within the lifestyle. In general, a submissive maintains a certain distance from her Master and retains some freedoms and a slave gives her all as well as her freedoms to her Master. This discussion is about what elements make a submissive or a slave. They may not necessarily agree with what a person calls themselves. Often one finds individuals that call themselves a slave, when a submissive would be a better title and sometimes one sees a person described as a submissive that is more akin to a slave. I am not sure that the term Total Power Exchange (TPE) can be applied to a consensual slave. In normal cases, it seems impossible to have a TPE in a real world non forced slavery relationship and it is unusual in forced slavery cases. TPE seems to involve fantasy more than reality. In a true TPE relationship, it would mean that any order a Dominant could think of wou

Serve, Service, Servitude?
Serve is defined as: 1. to work for, be a servant; 2. to act in a specific capacity; 3. to place food before, wait on; 4. to be of assistance to. Service is defined as: 1. the occupation or duties of a servant; 2. the act or means of serving; 3. duties performed as an occupation. Servitude is defined as: Submission to a master; slavery.

Adapting To Slavery
The following are some suggestions to make learning to become a slave easier: 1) Listen, observe and ask questions. Since there are new rules and norms that may be unfamiliar to you, listen carefully to verbal communication and observe non-verbal communication carefully and try to put them in proper context. Take note of all things that please and displease your Master. If possible, observing others is a great way to learn. You should not assume that you always know what is going on or that you understand what you hear or see. In order to be an effective slave, you must know what is expected of you. Failing to ask questions is often a mistake a new trainee makes. COMMUNICATION IS KEY TO SLAVERY. 2) Don’t overly evaluate or judge events or overly criticize yourself. You are learning a new way of doing and seeing things. Comparison to the vanilla way a relationship works does not always apply to a BDSM relationship. A slave is owned as property and as such must obey sometimes

The Master’s Roles In Training
Before any discussion of training for a slave can start, it is necessary to discuss the Master’s roles and duties. A Master must have a clear understanding of the goals he wants and some idea of how to achieve them. He must be willing to accept the responsibility of owing a slave. This is not a game, or role play; it requires daily responsibilities. If he is unable or unwilling to accept her as his slave on a 24/7 basis then he has no reason to start training. He will do more harm than good. He needs to know what rules & protocols he expects his slave to follow and be willing to take the time to teach then to her. There is also a very strong emotional connection that a slave has for her Master. If you are not willing to accept it, don’t play with it. If a Maser is not in control of himself then he can't control a slave. His weaknesses will display themselves in the long run. Acceptance of her as the person she is at the time she becomes your slave is necessary. That

Consequences Of Bad Behavior
Consequences as applied in the BDSM Lifestyle There are two types of consequences to ill-advised behavior. One naturally occurs and the other is a logical consequence imposed by others. The second type is the focus of this page. 1) Natural Consequences: Natural consequences are a negative result of short-sightedness or lack of attention. In natural consequences no one else is involved; your actions cause a consequence. It is a violation of common sense rules of life. An example is, not getting fuel for an automobile results in running out of gas. It is a natural price you have to pay for certain behavior. Some natural consequences take an indefinite period of time to have an effect. Natural consequences can be a learning experience for individuals. Natural consequences do not involve another person; the consequence is a direct result of behavior. It is often referred to as "the school of hard knocks". Natural consequences can be a very useful tool in training a sl

Private Logic And Lifestyle
NOTE: The word lifestyle is not the usual use of the word in the BDSM community. It is the original definition as coined by Adler. You can substitute the word personality for lifestyle. One of the major concepts of B.E.S.T. slave training is the relationship between a slave’s private logic and her choice of lifestyle. Private logic is the way we see ourselves, others, and life and is our personal philosophy that our lifestyle is based upon. It is our “innermost” beliefs that effect higher level thinking, emotions and behavior. It is described as core beliefs by some and are the central themes of life. It is why we maintain our lifestyle and why we resist change. Private logic includes our core beliefs. Private logic contributes to the belief that you are on the right course of action and includes your goals. The lifestyle is the way of thinking, seeing, feeling toward life and is synonymous with what is called personality. Adler (1956, pp 187-188). It is the guide to

Hero
Enrique Iglesias Hero Would you dance if I asked you to dance? Would you run and never look back? Would you cry if you saw me cry? And would you save my soul, tonight? Would you tremble if I touched your lips? Would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Now would you die for the one you loved? Hold me in your arms, tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. Would you swear that you'll always be mine? Or would you lie? would you run and hide? Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care... You're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. Oh, I just want to hold you. I just want to hold you. Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care... You're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by your forever. Y

Goals And Motivation
Goal: Training a slave to release her freedoms to her Master and become his property is the major goal. This transfer of freedom is consensually given to her Master. The idea of setting goals indicates to the slave that the Master is interested in a long-term relationship and provides her with guide posts in training. The key to re-education and re-socialization is establishing proper training goals. Other goals: Besides the overall goal of slavery, there are many smaller goals set along the way. These goals should be small in nature to allow positive reinforcement upon completion and should not be seen as beyond reach to the slave. Setting smaller intermediate goals that can be reached improves self-esteem. Acceptance of Goals: The slave trainee must accept the goals of her Master and adopt them as her own. Training is based upon her acceptance of her Master’s goals and striving to reach them. Proper time should be taken to explain all goals in detail to i

The Derivation Of The Word "witch
*Here is another article of interest I found* Strangely enough, the derivation of the word witch is a subject on which scarcely any two authorities can be found to agree. The most frequent explanation is that it is akin to the word wise, and that witchcraft therefore means The Craft of the Wise. It is widely believed that Gerald Gardner originated this derivation. However, this is incorrect, as it appears in Hugh Ross Williamson's book, The Arrow and the Sword, first published in 1947, before any of Gerald Gardner's books on witchcraft. But is this the right derivation? Not according to Professor Jeffrey Russell, who gives an appendix on this subject in his book A History of Witchcraft (Thames & Hudson, London, 1980). Professor Russell rejects any connection with the Old English word witan, meaning to know, as he also does with the Old English wican, to bend. In his opinion, the real origin comes from the Indo-European word weik, which has a general connection with religion

Ima Pro At Surgery...
SUNDAY EVENiNG i HAD TO GO TO THE ER BECAUSE i HAD STOMACH CRAMPS SO BAD THAT i THOUGHT i WAS GOiNG TO DiE... SO AFTER ALOT OF BLOOD TEST AND A FEW CAT SCANS THE DR. COMES iN AND WAS LiKE iM SORRY BUT WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO SURGERY.. WOW WAS HE KiDDiNG ME OR WHAT... THOSE OF YOU WHO KNO ME , KNOW THAT LAST YEAR ALONE i HAD 3 SURGERiES ON MY BACK..SO BASiCALLY iMA PRO AT SURGERY LOL... ANYWAYS HE WAS LiKE YOU HAVE ALOT OF FLUiD ON YOUR STOMACH AND WE ARE GOiNG TO HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR APPENDiX... GREAT HUH... AT 3 AM iM iN THE OR AND THEY FiNALLY PUT ME UNDER.... BY 6 AM i WAS iN MY ROOM :) i SPENT A DAY AND A HALF iN THERE AND iM SOOO GLAD TO BE HOME.. i JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS TO THOSE WHO CHECKED UP ON ME EXPECiALLY SAMANTHA... SHE iS ONE OF THE GREATEST FRiENDS i HAVE EVER HAD... i LOVE YOU GiRL... i HOPE THiS BLOG MADE SENSE iM KiNDA OUT THERE BECAUSE OF PAiN MEDS.... LOL i WiLL END THiS HERE AND TRY TO GET SOME REST ... MaNNa

Don't Take It Away
Conway Twitty Don't Take It Away I been lookin' for you all night long darlin' you've got to talk to me I wanna tell you how wrong I've been and I won't do it again You know that woman didn't mean a thing to me I hope I don't embarrass you too much here in front of all your friends I'm gonna get down on my knees Please let me make it please I can give you up Cause you've made love so good for me so long Don't take it away cause love don't come easy Darling I'm sorry I stepped over the line Don't take it away don't make me go crazy Cause I would follow you to the ends of my mind [ piano ] From now on I'm gonna be the kind of man that you can lean on And when the waters of life get a little too rough or a little too deep I'm gonna be your stepping stone And oh I remember all those nights that you used to take right a hold of me And you'd hold on Please let me make it...

The Wiccan Three Fold Law Of Return
*This is something I found of interest so I post for all to read* Wicca (Wica) is not Witchcraft, and Wiccans are not Witches. In order to understand the truth, you must first understand this. Wicca (Wica) is comprised of the cannonistic and dogmatic, cult followings of Gardinarians and Alexandrians, neither of which is traditional, and both of which are neo-pagan (new) cults, invented in the 1940's- 1950's. The two cult followings are headed and operated by power- hungry people whose main objective is to gather titles, prestige, and power over others. The first known reference in print to the three fold law of return appeared in 1970 in 'Witchcraft Ancient and Modern' by Ramond Buckland who was initiated into the craft by Gerald Gardner and was instrumental in introducing Gardnerian Witchcraft into the United States. With enough research, it is evident that the "three fold" invention emerged with the "Gardnerian inception." Then, we have the "seven fold" and I'm sure everyone h

Only God Knows Why
KID ROCK LYRICS "Only God Knows Why" I've been sittin here Tryin to find myself I get behind myself I need to rewind myself Lookin for the payback Listen for the playback They say that every man bleeds just like me And I feel like number one Yet I'm last in line I watch my youngest son And it helps to pass the time I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain I made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the same Everybody knows my name They say it way out loud A lot of folks fuck with me It's hard to hang out in crowds I guess that's the price you pay To be some big shot like I am Out strecthed hands and one night stands Still I can't find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around Yeah As it...hey And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know about the things I say and do They don't understand about the shit that I've been through It's been so long since I've been home I've

Another Year Older
It's hard to believe that another birthday has arrived so soon. Another year has come and passed. Each one seems to arrive faster than the last. If you had asked me twenty years ago where I thought that I would be at this stage in my life, this would be the furthest from my expectations. I really have no room to complain. Without a doubt, I have taken my share of hard knocks along the way, but the road has also come rich with blessings. Perhaps far more than I have ever deserved. Although this is not where I had planned to be at this stage in my life, I look back at the lessons that I have learned along the way and the many people that have graced my life and the accomplishments that I have made mentally, physically, financially and spiritually. They all are a part of the puzzle. Each piece as important as the other. Both the joy and the pain have played an important part in who I am today. I cannot imagine the person that I would have been, had I not taken the paths that brou

Do Me A Favour
if you just click this link http://www.cashcrate.com/320261 and make and account than i get monney you do me a great favour. it cost you nothing but if you read the infe you can start making your own monney so check it out

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

Love Poems & Sayings That I Really Like, And A Few Songs That I Love As Well :)
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Hi
Dear friends i am in the lucys contest. i need more ratings and comments more than 10,000. So, dear friends please repost this to ur friends and fans. Ask them to rate me and dont forget to comment on my pixs. kiss u Here is the link, plz comment http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=775696&albumid=519336&i=1371656759

So Because I Am Not Going To Act Like A Stripper...
Today was bad. No, I will take that back...today was HORRENDOUS! I started a part-time job at a local nightclub/venue Saturday night. Saturday is the busiest night there because that is the night all the preppies come out to dance to terrible music and try to find a hole drunk enough to let them stick it in. We were short servers that night and only had 2 to work where 4 normally work. Without training and a pricelist that was wrong, I was one of the 2. I actually did a great job. I was too busy making sure everyone had drinks in their hands to even notice the horrid music. I was chatting with customers and building a rapport with them as I should. I went in today as requested for additional training and was informed that I am not "spunky" enough to work in such and environment. Apprently walking around with a smile on your face and chatting with people as you show no signs that you are still learning the job is not enough. I am sorry but I am not going to walk through the dancefloor a

Clans
It's interesting that clan's can destroy friendships. That anyone would stoop to that level is even worse. But then again some people on this place seem to have no repect towards anyone. Leaves a sour taste for a person towards the people of this world when it happens.

The War Prayer
It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles bes

Please Message Me!
Have you got FLARE? Do you like MUSIC? Do you have a passion for FUN? If you answered yes to all the above, then why don`t you think about becoming a DJ for Underworld, We let you play whatever you like, and its a chance to make great friends. Message me on FU or yahoo if your interested, Dj_minxy24 is my yahoo but i ask you to only add me if you are serious! Thanks for your time Dj Minxy xxx

Your Choice
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

Miss Me?
I've been soo busy lately but things are finally starting to calm down. I've been working A LOT lately but I was missing all my online friends so I had to stop by and say Hi. So HI! *waves* Thanks for all the birthday wishes.. I had a blast and I'll fill you in more on that later! xoxoxo See All My Pics HERE

Away From Desk "afk"
I know it seems like I just got back from a weeks vacation, but I'll be gone again from Aug. 23rd to Aug 29th. I'm heading to North Dakota. Long time friend is renewing his wedding vows. Since I introduced him to his wife of 30yrs, they both felt I should attend. I'll be sending pics via my cell phone if I can get service out there. See you all in 6 days.. Sir Dave

Fireflies!
Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before you knew me i traveled 'round the world I slept in castles and fell in love Because i was taught to dream I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell They were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails And i believe in peter pan and miracles And anything i can to get by And fireflies Before i grew up i saw you on a cloud I could bless myself in your name and pat you on your wings Before i grew up i heard you whisper so loud "life is hard, and so is love, child, believe in all these things" I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell And they were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before

Ratings
i want to know somethig.....why is it when you rating someones pics and its not a high number they get all mad and send you nasty notes and pick a pic of yours and rate it lower than u did thiers i thought this site was supposed to be fun and friendly but there seems to be some people that take it personal if you dont rate thier pics a ten so if someone can please explain it to me then feel free to email me

Hurt!
Fighting emotions that stand taller than I running away from the hurt avoiding the dreadful cry. calling your name but you're nowhere to be found scared, lost and alone...hurt bound. I loved you right...didn't I? I loved you right...didn't I? I LOVED YOU RIGHT...DIDN'T I? You laughed at me when I cried I opened myself to you and you lied you left me in a dreadful place never to return to this lonely and empty space I need to get out I need to be free, I need to run, I need to laugh, I need to love...BE ME!! You can't hurt me no more I've come too far I've won this battle, this dilemma, this war. I no longer call out your name expecting you to be found I'm no longer scared, lost, and alone....hurt bound

Leader
“A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent.”

Be Mine Again
wrote this one too be mine, again ive watched you from a distance for a while now remembering times we shared your smile and laugh would light up my days and your passion and fire would heat up my nights. all i ask is a chance to have you be mine again to share things, once again, to hold you again to look into your eyes and see my reflection in them i would do anything, give everything for you to be mine again having the chance to prove its where you belong that it is home watching you from distance and watching them flock hearing about how they have never met anyone like you knowing what they will say next , what they will do cuz ive felt it too, ive been one of them been enchanted by your presence being drawn into you wanting to draw you back to me wanting you to be mine again

Untitled
yes i wrote this one Living in a darkness for so long now Hearing you calling my name turned that world upside down You lifted me from that deep dark hole How can i explain what youve shown me from within your beautiful soul You made me part of your world in turn became all of mine. Cherishing every moment with you wishing i could stop time. Holding you in my arms so close the outside world fades away No matter what happens, in my heart youll always stay. You have left your mark all over my soul You've made me complete you've made me whole. When ive needed you most, youve stood by my side Youve been my shelter, my anchor , my guide. The promise of my love a love never ending. Each day with you seems like a new beginning.

Another Update On My Cell...
Okay missed calls aint showing up until an hour later. My voicemail is working off and on. Bare with me if i dont call you back right away you know why. Going to talk to dad tomorrow and let him know. Hopefully nothing else goes wrong with the phone, sheesh

Topless Carwash For Charity
SHIRLEY, New York: Male drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash in a New York city ended up getting doused with disappointment. Scantily clad women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp it were shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars. "A little bit of a bait-and-switch," Assistant Chief Donald Prince admitted. "All the guys back there are all topless." Female drivers did not seem to mind the shirtless firefighters. Male drivers, though, felt they were getting short-changed. Mike Matias was hugely disappointed when a man soaped up and rinsed his car. But he said at least his $5 went to a good cause: All the money raised will benefit school booster clubs and charities, the Brookhaven fire department said.

Courage
It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring , those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. ~Lao-tzu

Oh Welll It Is All Abou Trance So Bugger Off Anyone Else, For The Love Of God! Whahaha
Now really, if you are one of those dinosaurs that belong to old school...please WELCOME finally it is your turn to explore SPYTRANCE culturehttp://people.tribe.net/17226593-bd9c-41da-8de6-766ababab55e

Ethics
Do no harm to the Earth, she is your mother. Being is more important than having. Never promote yourself at another's expense. Hold life sacred; treat it with reverence. Allow each person the dignity of his or her labor. Open your home to the wayfarer. Be ready to recieve your deepest dreams; sometimes they are the speech of unblighted conscience. Always make restitutions to the ones you have harmed. Never think less of yourself than you are. Never think that you are more than another. ~Arthur Dobrin

To All The Kids Who Survived The 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's And 70's!!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight becau

Kindness
In the mist of global crisis such as pollution, wars and famine, kindness may too easily be dismissed as a "soft issue" or a luxury to be addressed after urgent problems are solved. But kindness is the greatest need in all those areas - kindness toward the environment, toward other nations, towards the needs of people who are suffereing. Until we reflect basic kindness in everything we do, our political gestures will be fleeting and fragile. Simple kindness may be the most vital key to the riddle of how human beings can live with each other in peace, and care properly for this planet we all share. ~Bo Lozoff

Rant And Roll
just plain and simple, I was recently chastised because I choose not to add someone as a friend. it came as a heads up from someone who has since been deleted from my friends list. I do not need to be prompted to add someone just because you think I should, I am my own person and do not follow the masses to have more friends than I have the ability to write to on a regular basis. I was told I am the sole demonstrator against the millions on here who choose to do this, and it is my loss not theirs that I have decided not to add them(Big Fuckin deal) furthermore it was relayed to me that I should check a profile before making a decision on whether I want to not add a person, well I did and I didn't care for them then and I still don't now. so if you are one of those who feel the need to pimp your friends or "show some love" for no apparent reason or in hopes of compelling me to return the favor. just walk on by. I have no time to participate in mindless bullshit. now if we are friends:

My Ex
You know i just dont understand men.. How can you be like I love you will you marry me when you have a girlfriend.. My ex is like that.. we have been split up since Easter.. And one min he wants to have his family and the next he want to fu*ck what ever skank that comes alone.. Not to say that all men are like that .I know that there are some good men in this world my Grandpa proves that .. I just want a nice man that will love me and respect me and my kids.. I dont want a daddy for my kids they have that .. Just a male figure to share there life with.. what is so hard about that .. you would think i was asking for a million dollars, and 4 cars..

My Poem
My love for him is so strong How long can my heart hold on For him to be with me would mean the world to me right now But he wont listen any how Just one look one glance my way Is all I ask for on this day. As I look in to the future I pray for only one man at my side for him to be my prince charming and me to be his bride as we go off in to the sunlight as husband and wife on a carrage ride. Please make my dream come true for I will never lie to you or stray cause you will always be my man each and every day intil I die. Please end the heart break and the tears that I cry show me that you can be that guy.

Love
When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace. Love, like truth and beauty, is concrete. Love is not fundamentally a sweet feeling; not, at heart, a matter of sentiment, attachment, or being "drawn toward." Love is active, effective, a matter of making reciprocal and mutually beneficial relation with one's friends and enemies. We all need friends with whom we can speak of our deepest concerns, and who do not fear to speak the truth in love to us.

Rresponsibility
Responsibility does not only lie with the leaders of our countries or with those who have been appointed or elected to do a particular job. It lies with each of us individually. Peace, for example, starts within each one of us. When we have inner peace, we can be at peace with those around us.

Thelma Irene Ramey 1919-2007
Born on December 16, 1919, in Provo, Utah, as Thelma Irene Gaudio, she was the daughter of Luigi Pasquale Gaudio, and the former Phoebe Lovonia Jaggers. Her father was a shoe repairman, and they lived in the Provo area until about 1931 when Thelma was a junior high student in San Francisco. She lost her six front teeth when she was about five or six, and when she was nine, she contracted polio. When she was recovering in Primary Hospital, they gave her oatmeal every other day, and the other days they gave her spinach. The reason why I like spinach is because my mother hated spinach, and seen no use to make me eat it. In 1944, my dad was a student at BYU, and he was driving taxis to pay for his tuition. Since he was 4F, he didn't fight the Germans or the Japanese, so he went to college on a campus full of women. He was supposed to date one of my aunts, but he dated my mother, Thelma, instead. They were married November 5, 1944. In 1946, she gave birth to my two sisters, Carolyn an

Flatline....
People with big egos are on my radar as of late. Sick of their gloating, self indulgant super sized self involvement. Just shut up, please! Sharing is NOT caring. There's only so much I can take. Funny thing is, I don't blame you. I blame the idiots that inflate your cosmic sized head. Oh the swelling. Do you realize how snobbish and brash you sound?! You're trying too hard and it shows. Seriously. Step away from yourself and just listen. You'll see how pathetic for attention you are. It's actually distressing. There's a difference between being confident and being conceited. You drip with arrogance and I can see right through it. What's worse is me bubbling up with anger as I listen to the stories being told of their latest conquest. How do you say "I don't fuckin care!" in a nice way? I'm at the end of my rapidly fraying rope and my patience has hit rock bottom. My fear is the explosion of expletives spewing from my mouth as I give in to the hatred stewing in my brain. Meh

New Pics
ok, so i put up some pics of my son after a car accident in October 2006. They are graphic so please be forewarned. He is doin well now...3 years old and faster and stronger than ever with no memory of the accident. I put these up to stress the importance of loving your friends and loved ones cause you never know when they might leave your life. Dante was non-responsive when he arrived at the hospital and then spent a week in NICU at CHKD (Children's Hospital). He had a concussion and an inflamed spinal cord. As I said he is much better now but I thought I was gonna lose him and to this day I cherish every moment that I have with my children. So please tell those that you love what they mean to you and show them everyday with no regrets.

The Results Are In!!!!!!!!
The results of my AES are in.... And I * * * * * * * * * * Scroll down * * * * * * * * * * * * * Did not pass But thats ok. I received and 18.26 out of 25 points and need a 20 to pass. So I have come to the conclusion that since I was so close...... I will try again next year. Wish me luck!!!!!

My Passion In Life
Today someone asked me, “What is your passion in life”? Hell, I had no answer at all. I thought about it for a while and couldn’t come up with a damned thing that I am really passionate about. Well, except for my two boys but then again what good parent is not passionate about their children. Right now I am in an empty void in my life. I wake up and think to my self, “What the fuck is this shit all about”? Meaning life as it is, I sit on the edge of the bed dreading to have to get up and do the shit all over again. I get my fat ass up and walk out to the front room and there are my two silly ass boys getting into some shit they know damned well they ain’t supposed to be in and I fucking smile my ass off and give them both a big hug and tell them I love them. There, right there is when I realize that’s why I am doing this shit all over again another fucking day. I have to, I mean if I don’t who the fuck else is gonna love them better then their own father. So my only pass

Update On My Thyroid
I went to the endocronologist today and found out i have a hyperactive thyroid and for those who don't know what that means is it produces to much hormone and i have huge nodules surrounding it which i still haven't had a biopsy on yet. Right now they gave me medication to shrink it and will eventually do surgery to remove it.

Omg Im So Freaking Bored Haha
1. Start Time - 12:08am 2. Name: christy 4. Astrology sign - aries 5. Gender - female 6. Hair color - redish brown with copper high lights 7. Heritage - french, indian, irish, german, polish, cajun 8. Eye color - brown 9: Nickname: chrissy,chris, angel, rebelsangel, butterbean, ccc(candy coated christy) and bunny nose.. 10. Favorite color(s) - dodge blue, green, cotten candy pink, cherry red 11. Glasses - yes 12. Tattoos - yes one want more Where did 13 go?? umm erick you did this test not me haha 14. Hometown - jefferson county 15. Single or taken - sadly no offers haha so single big time 16. Sibling's name - Brothers and Sister, LOL *HAVE YOU EVER* 17. Cut your own hair? yes for a lng time now and my family and friends too 18. do something in the past month you regret? no 19: done something wrong, but enjoyed it anyway? yes and i got sick cause of it too.. haha 20. Skipped school? umm yes 21. Had sex? Yes 22. Bungee-jumped? I WISH wtf? 23 is missing too?

Blogs
Blogs... what are blogs ? blogs are little boxes where u can type anything ne where in the freakin box you wanna ? or am i wrong ? well .. blogs are ok ... blogs are not the greatest .... to me ne ways ... I know my spelling is weird but thats the way i want to type ...... ok getting back to blogs !! Blogs are for people that get or that are sad to leave their feelings on a site where everyone in the whole world can read them ... well to me ... why let everyone know ... why not keep it to yourself and when the time comes to blow up cause u never told ne one ne thing .... well ... dont you think that contributes to keeping the population of the US at bay ? i do .... i know im typing in a blog .... telling everyone in the whole world what im feeling about blogs .. but .... i guess i can be wrong about blogs all together or am i just a bit open minded ? i dont know ....

Play The Game
1. what is your 360 name? 2. are we connected friends? 3. when and how did we meet? 4. do you have a crush on me? 5. would you kiss me or want me to kiss you? 6. give me a nick name, and explain why you picked it? 7. describe me in one word?( if you can) 8. what was your first impression of me? 9. do you still think that way about me? 10. what reminds you of me? 11. if you could get me to do any thing you want, what would it be? 12. how well do you think you know me? 13. ever wanted to tell me something but were to shy? 14. when's the last time you thought about me? 15. are you going to put this on your blog and see what i will say about you?

Ur My Light
your light the way your light touched me.. the way you could make me feel every thing again.. like i was dead, and your light shined on my face and brought me back.. how great it was to have that light to see every day.. and for a time there it was wonderful.. - some bumps in the road.. i could see the light faid after time.. thinking it was me.. thinking that i was the reason your light was not shining any more.. how i would cry every nite hoping your light would not stop for me.. you where my bestest friend.. how high i had you up there.. you where the sun and i was the flower.. your light helped me to grow and see what others saw in me.. then the light stopped.. no longer was it faiding but it stopped.. i could no longer see.. my light was gone.. here i was in the dark.. scared and worried about my light.. and here i am , still in the dark.. there are some light far off.. but the sun is gone.. i find my self go

Romance, Senior-style
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said : "Then you use to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going ?" she asked."To get my teeth!" I'M A BAD GIRL WITH BAD TOYS.

Release
Hurt And Anger Tormenting her Soul. Unable to Release Driving her deeper into Darkness. Yet, Deep inside her Eyes. Laying in the Shadows. I have seen her Soul and Hope still lingers. Waiting... For Love to Release her For Darkness to Fade And for her to Live Again.

To Love
Do you know what its like... To be loved so completely... So deeply... That no matter what you do... No matter what you say... They forgive you... Understand that deep down... You don’t really want them to go away... Do you know what its like... To be loved in your darkest hour... When your heart is in such despair... And you really don’t care... What happens to you... But someone else does... And they don’t mind...just sitting close... Not saying a word... Just by their presence... Letting you know... You are not alone... Do you know what its like... To push someone away so hard... But they keep returning... Saying to you in soft whispers... I don’t care if you don’t love me... I love you so completely... So deeply... That no matter where you hide... I will find you... And make you mine... Do you know what that does to your heart... To be loved like this... Is every woman’s dream... Then why is it I have n

Time To Think Ya'll
GUILTY CONSCIENCE? Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"Who is guilty in this situation? this is so fuckin funny too me

Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Pecans In The Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of h

Be Strong Honey!!!!
be strong honey, ..funny Body: A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

The Baptist Cowgirl
A cowgirl, who moved to Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I am drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, she orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and orders two mugs. All the

Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. "Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-en

Drunkin Words Are Sober Thoughts!!!
Don't you ever realize that when your drunk you say what you think about a person...for example...I went out with a few of my co-workers and I've always wanted to get with one of my male friends so anyway he drops me to the hotel that I'm staying at and stupid me asks him does he wanna come up...not thinking that there was someone with me...nut anyway at work we don't really talk but when after hours come and were getting drunk together..boy, you can't shut us up...

New Priest In Town
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

Just Wanted To Tell U
One morning you will never wake up, do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case I die before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised!

Do 1?
i have a hard decsion 2 make. do i go on vaction 2 n.c or do i start savin more 4 a place of my own. i've been planning on goin 2 n.c 2 c a guy i want 2 be with but its a 12hr drive. i can stop after 6hrs in the middle at my cousins. which might now be so bad alone 2 drive. (my 1st all by myself) or do i change my mind which is also second guessing myself already. normal but a pain. do i start savin more and get my own place. its not so bad livin here with my folks and my sarah. i have my room and the computer room, plus sarah has her own room. and i never have 2 pay rent. lucky me. but its so not my place if u know what i me. i really want 2 c my friends and chris(the guy i love) maybe i just have cold feet lol.......... its almost driven me nuts.....yes i'm crazy.!!! let me know whatcha think my fubar's!!!!!!!

Airplane
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... "Tray-up, Bitch."

Deleted Mumm...
A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. END OF MESSAGE I find this hilarious that people take anything serious on this site...to take offense to my mumm. which read...(and i have to pull from memory since it was DELETED) "TO ALL YOU MUMM SNOBS WHO CARES IF MUMMS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS? WHAT DOES IT MATTER THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THE SAME QUESTION ASKED ALREADY? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE IF THERES A VIDEO IN IT? WHO MAKES UP THESE RULES? BTW THERE IS NO QUESTION HERE WHATSOEVER." once again..get a life people...get off your ass, out the computer chair..and go out in the world!!!!

Thanks To My Friends
I would like to say thank you to everyone who helped me lvl! My wonderful friends made my night by rating all my stash and pictures. Those lovely people are! TheWGP@ fubar ty for commenting the heck out of me :p Bob T@ fubar thanks for rating all my pics and stash :D Gangbanging Zombie@ fubar ty ty :) i miss talking to you! pg1902@ fubar yeah i know he doesnt have alot of stuff on his page.. but hes been a good friend of mine for years and years! ty for helping me lvl! babygirl8188@ fubar ty chicka! :D Kevin@ fubar last but not least! ty so much! Please if you read this go show them all love! They all worked hard getting me leveled up! Love you all :D Misty

I Could Fall In Love
I could lose my heart tonight If you don't turn and walk away 'Cause the way I feel I might Lose control and let you stay 'Cause I could take you in my arms and never let go I could fall in love (in love) with you I could fall in love (in love) with you (you, baby) I can only wonder how Touching you would make me feel But if I take that chance right now Tomorrow will you want me still (Baby, will you want me?) So I should keep this to myself And never let you know I could fall in love (in love) with you (I could fall in love with you) I could fall in love (in love) with you (you, baby) And I know it's not right And I guess I should try To do what I should do But I could fall in love, fall in love, with you (you, baby) I could fall in love with you Siempre estoy soñando en ti Besando mis labios, acariciando mi piel Abrázandome con ansias locas Imaginando que me amas Como yo podía amar a tí So I should keep this to myself And never let you know I

Oops Sorry
well im back sorry i havent posted like i said i would but i have been watching the races. there hasnt been at tuesday race in awhile from what i read im just glad it finally happen. so has anyone been watching nascar in primetime? its actully a cool show its on wed night at 8pm on abc you get to see the drivers and thier family and other behind the screen things its a cool show check it out some time well ill post again soon

Yet Another Idiot
This was a conversation that I just had with some guy... now... keep in mind that he was JUST telling me how sexy I was and how much he would LOVE to talk more... then I guess he decided to check out my profile and noticed that of the men in my "family", none of them were white...so I guess that irritated him just a little bit. Here is what he had to say: gqguy4u: i geuss im the wrong color to be on ur fam list ME: and I guess you like to assume.. My family list happens to be for those who are closest to me.... gqguy4u: its easy to fuckin do u make it look at ur profile screams nigger lover" gqguy4u: hurry block me gqguy4u: u know ur going to ME: not worth my time.... sorry love.. ur just another worthless racist. gqguy4u: worthless that mustang i dropped 65 cash 20k over to get paid cash MY house 550k paid off gqguy4u: But im worthless and ur trailer trash who sucks niggers gqguy4u: i problly have more layin on my desk that u have seen in ur life but im not her to brag gqg

Hi Fubar
Hi there, I'm Renia. Please bare with me as I learn the ends and outs of Fubar. If I don't reply back to your emails and Shouts. Please don't take it personal. I may be online taking a test or looking something up for class. If there is something you want to know or ask. Please use my comments on here as much as you can. This way if someone else has the same question I'm not repeating myself a bunch. (I mean Blog Comments) I'll post more later when I have more time. I have a few things to finish then off to bed for a class at 9 am. Visit with you all when I can. Renia

Life Has A Way Of Teaching You Things...
In April I turned 40. It was a big deal. I thought I would get instant wisdom... I had not idea what was about to happen. I had spent over 9 years as a military wife. I am a strong willed person and I thought I had seen it all. I watched as my friends came home in coffins and my husband was not himself. While my husband was deployed, my son was diagnosed with AUTISM. So here I was 40 spent quite a bit of time in the hospital with my son and husband. I had packed my car and taken my son to start over because it was no longer safe to stay in my own home. I found a good job a nice house and found that tanning beds relaxed me to no end. Then it happened.. I went to have a spot checked on my leg at it MELANOMA. My first thought was...who will raise my son. I was told the prognosis could be 7 months if the cancer had spread. I spent many sleepless nights trying to come to peace with everything. I DID GET MY INSTANT WISDOM! Life is funny like that. Prognosis, I get to live, cance

Laws Of Life
These are all true, every one of them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laws of Life & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool or part, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The p

Just A Poem (my Darkside)
DREAMS OF WICKEDNESS Dreamin the dreams of a wicked man Forever lost in an unknown, desolate land The cold, black clouds move overhead The red moon rising, sign of the dead Can mortal men escape the holding cell Surounded by cries coming straight from hell The torment, the pain, exist only here Growing stronger each day from his fear Dangerous ways have brought him back to life The agonies and sorrows, slice like a knife Wanting the torture to cease, becomes silent Resistence is to great, becomes more violent In this land of the damned, we must move on Hoping his strenghth, becomes his wrong As the cold dreary nights, keep coming around The eternal wicked dreams, we will drown As we become united, strong we will stand Wants us to believe, but we will band His power is strong, some will succumb And bow down to his everlasting kingdom

Please Take A Moment And Remember Gwen Araujo
Gwen Amber Rose Araujo (February 24, 1985 – October 4, 2002, née Edward Araujo, Jr.) was a transgendered teenager who died during or shortly after being attacked by multiple individuals. The events leading up to Araujo's death were the subject of a pair of criminal trials in which it was alleged that the attackers were angered by the discovery that Araujo — who, at the time, was living as female — was biologically male. In the most recent trial, two of the defendants were convicted of second-degree murder, but the jury concluded that no hate crime was committed. The circumstances of the case have caused it to become a rallying point for the LGBT community, and a number of underreported and controversial aspects about the case and about Gwen's murder remain points of contention. aujo lived in Newark, California, USA. Family members report that she was a happy and energetic child who was always laughing and quite active. She expressed the desire to be female from an early age and, j

Take A Moment And Remember Gwen Araujo
Gwen Amber Rose Araujo (February 24, 1985 – October 4, 2002, née Edward Araujo, Jr.) was a transgendered teenager who died during or shortly after being attacked by multiple individuals. The events leading up to Araujo's death were the subject of a pair of criminal trials in which it was alleged that the attackers were angered by the discovery that Araujo — who, at the time, was living as female — was biologically male. In the most recent trial, two of the defendants were convicted of second-degree murder, but the jury concluded that no hate crime was committed. The circumstances of the case have caused it to become a rallying point for the LGBT community, and a number of underreported and controversial aspects about the case and about Gwen's murder remain points of contention. Araujo lived in Newark, California, USA. Family members report that she was a happy and energetic child who was always laughing and quite active. She expressed the desire to be female from an early age an

New And Lookin Better
Well i've been at this site for a few weeks now and got it up and running yesterday :-). Had a couple issues at first but it all seems to be running smoothly now. Myself i think it's lookin better than the previous ones. Click the logo below to check it out. If you have any feedback feel free to leave me some...good or bad, i'm down with it :-)

Cranberry Pepper Pork Loin Roast Recipe
Recipe Feedback: User Rating write a review Be the first to write a review The sweet and spicy combination of cranberries and pepper make this pork loin roast irresistable. There is no need to cook pork to death these days. A faint pink center will ensure that this roast will be moist and tender. Plan ahead for marination time. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup dried cranberries * 1 Tablespoon ground chipotle chile pepper * 1 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 teaspoon onion powder * 1 Tablespoon kosher salt * 2 Tablespoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon dried thyme * 1 teaspoon dried rubbed sage * 1 (4 to 6 pounds) pork loin roast PREPARATION: In a food processor fitted with the metal blade, pulse the cranberries, ground chipotle chili pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, brown sugar, thyme, and sage until cranberries are chopped into small flecks. Rub the spice mixture over the surface of the pork loin and place into a zip-top bag or sealed contai

Pork Ribs In Tomato Gravy Recipe
Recipe Feedback: User Rating write a review Be the first to write a review Country-style pork ribs are braised in a tomato, onion, and garlic gravy. Serve over pasta for a simple meal that will stick to your ribs. It may seem like a lot of onions and garlic, but the cooking method brings out the sweetness of the onions and nutty flavor of the garlic. Most of the garlic and onion melt into the gravy. You'll be amazed at the flavor of this dish, considering there are so few ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 2 to 4 pounds country-style pork ribs, cut into 3- to 4-inch lengths * Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper * 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided use * 3 medium sweet onions, sliced into 1/2-inch thick rings * 1 head (about 12 cloves) garlic, peeled and cut in half * 1 (28 ounces) can crushed, peeled tomatoes * 1 (14.5 ounces) can diced tomatoes * 2 cups water * 1 pound of pasta of choice, cooked al dente * Chopped parsley for garnish P

Some Scary Shyte
Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier. She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him. He told her there were only three things he feared: 1) Osama 2) Obama and, 3) Yo Mama

Thank You!!
I just wanted to say thank you to all who bombed me or helped in any way to get me to Ninja. A special thank you to The Shadow Levelers! These ladies and gents do what they do because they are good people who just want to do a good thing for others. They are the epitome of "Random Acts Of Kindness". Never asking for anyhting in return. They do what they do for the fun of it. Show this group of people some love! Tell them Gimptastic sent ya!! SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar

Contests
As many of you know I am always willing to help out in a contest especially if you run with my crew an have helped level and bomb contests pics BUT it seems ike only a select few of my friends and family ever reply to my requests for my pic in a contest and those who have helped know who you are I've been in a contes to get 10.000 comments for a 3 day blast and 20.000 comments for a 7-day blast and have posted many bullitens about thisand yet i only see the same people over and over come help me(which by the way is very appriciated and some come and rate my stuff on my page and help me level)and i know that these are my true brothers and sisters. and I know some of you don't bomb and thats ok cause you have already told me so,and this doesn't apply to you.BUT there are some only concerned with their own leveling up and contests and could care less about helping or only help when they need your help. I am not whineing just informing those people not to bother asking me for help if you a

Chicken With Rice Aibonito (arroz Con Pollo A Lo Aibonito)
NGREDIENTS: 2 whole bone-in chicken breasts with skin, cut into 2-inch pieces 1 recipe traditional garlic dipping sauce 1/4 cup olive oil 1/2 cup black olives, pitted and chopped 1/3 cup golden raisins 1/2 cup green peas 1 6-ounce jar pimientos, drained and cut in strips 4 cups long-grain rice 4 to 5 cups chicken stock generous pinch saffron, soaked in an additional 1 cup boiling chicken stock 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 Marinate the chicken pieces in the dipping sauce for 30 minutes. Drain and discard the liquid. In a skillet, heat 2 teaspoons oil, lightly saute the chicken pieces, and set aside. Heat the remaining olive oil in a Dutch oven. Saute the olives, raisins, peas, and pimientos for 5 minutes. Stir in the rice. Add enough chicken stock, including the cup with saffron, to cover the rice, and bring to a boil. Add salt and pepper. Reduce the heat and add the chicken. Simmer for 20 minutes, or until the rice and chicken are cooke

Seeing You
Seeing you ~Tony Martinez My angel When I see you I feel like I'm flying I feel stronger than any force, Darkness can throw at me I know we have had set backs I know you feel farther from me than ever before I know your desire to have me give up is strong But I must keep going I can never give up No matter how much I hurt No matter how much I cry Oh to know that pain To know that cry To hear that cry To see the trembles of my body But oh to see you To see that beautiful face To see that smile To see that spark in your eyes when you bite your lip Heals more than you know Oh the little things my angel Will you ever realize The little things that mean so much God you think I don't know it's hard? I know my love My dear sweet love I know so much more than you realize I know I still must climb the mountain of worthiness This high mountain the Darkness has put you on It burns and hurts every inch I crawl But then I look up and I see you With all your impe

Man Time!!! Explain
Why is it that most guys, not all, but most guys are never on time for anything? They say i'll call you back in a minute but hours later still no call! An then say their sorry for not calling. If you know your not gonna call then why say your gonna call. The same with getting together, they say i'll be there soon, and show up over and hour later? I just dont understand how you can tell someone to be ready or wait for a call and then not do it. I've learned that if a guys says either of those then i got time to dink around. I hate that but its come down to it. WHY? If i say im gonna call at a certain time then i call at the time. I dont like people to wait for me but why do they think im willing to wait for them?

Geezz
err life sucks baddd i just found out tht my great grandmal has cancer n like yesterdayy my mom called me around like 3 n the after-noon tellin my grandmal died. in it just dnt seem like she's gone fer good it hurts me realy bad.. she done alot for me when i was little n now she just GONE! i cn never see her again n this friday is her funral n i have plans to go to rockin on the river n its gonna make me realy sadd n geezz i dnt know wat to fuckin do anymore i mean i realy like this one guyy n i told him sumthing n it hurts cus i cnt be with him n ughhhh idk alot is goin thur my mind right now im just extreamly missurble =p i hate it n thts all i have to say right now. mkay bye

Do You Even Really Know?
WHO ARE YOU?? ARE YOU CONTENT WITH YOURSELF? I AM! I KNOW WHO I AM! I KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE IN! I KNOW WHAT I STAND FOR! DO NOT JUDGE ME DO NOT THINK YOU KNOW ME YOU ARE NOT ANY BETTER THAN I AS I MAY SURELY NOT BE ANY BETTER THAN YOU FOR A FACT I KNOW THAT WHAT I FEEL AND ACT ON IS TRUE I AM TRUE TO MYSELF REGARDLESS OF WHAT OTHERS THINK OR SAY NO I DO NOT HATE .. I PURELY LOVE I LOVE MY RACE I LOVE MY FAMILY I LOVE MYSELF AND ALL THAT I AM I LOVE MY TRUE BROTHERS AND SISTERS I LOVE FREE THINKERS .. HAVE AN OPEN MIND I DO THINK FOR YOURSELF I DO IT FEELS GREAT SOME PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY TRY IT ALTHOUGH SAD THAT IT IS SOME PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE SHEEP 14 XX JULIA

Texas Hot Stuff
Gotta love Texas Girls! A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas , being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

Eeeek
Slow down and let others take center stage. It's a good day for you to play it safe -- big risks are much less likely to pay off, and you need to hedge your bets as much as you can. Someone close needs advice. This horoscope is completely on the ball today.

Take Two: This One's For The Army Only 5k Needed For This Guy To Level
Please come help out my Army friend. He has been stuck at his level for awhile and would really like to move upwards... here is his profile link: OlDeR WoMeN MaKe BeAuTiFuL LoVeRs ~ Security @ Statix Underground@ fubar Listen to the Ghost Rider This leveling pimpout brought to you by: ~/~ Sassy ~/~ Founder of The Lancasters Bartender Fusion Radio@ fubar

Nsfw
NSFW. Not Safe for Work????? One questions about this, who is actually alloed to go to such sites at work. Even if the pics were work friendly. I can not even checkmy hotmail account or yahoo account. So really, isn' this NSFW stuff all a little silly. Besides isn't this site supposed to be 18+? So why is there the need for all this censorship. Internet Nazis, idunno. It is insane I tell you. Oh how are things determined to be NSFW, nudity of course, or anyone who just finds something offensive, hey dip shit don't like my profile, pic or whatever, don't look at it. OH and the whole if you have a body part with out a face, HUH???? Okay maybe I would agree, so I don't seee a bunch of loser with pick pics as theri profile pics, but besides this, who friggin cares. Ah whatever. Enough mindless rambling for one night. Later.

About The Tattoo Itself (part 4)
As a reminder, here is a pic of my tattoo. It was taken not long after it was completed (thus the redish tint around it). > The tattoo design was actually created by my Guardian Angel. It was one that she had wanted for herself. However, because of the various treatments she has gone through over the last several years, it was no longer an option for her to have it done. I had asked her once if she would mind me getting it done sometime and she said that it would be alright. So, while sitting around doing nothing on my birthday back in 05, I decided it was as good a time as any to get it done. I hoped into the car and drove to the tattoo parlor, showed them what I wanted, and got it done. So, my tattoo is in fact symbolic of my Guardian Angel. Not only that, but as the designer of the tattoo itself, she is a real part of it.

Still Here
Still here ~Tony Martinez I know that I have been silent I know you have missed me I have missed you more than you will ever know The pain of being silent Hurt more than I expected But it had to be done You had to rest You needed the rest You still do But now I can whisper Now I can come to you gently Just for a short while Til you must rest again I love you My angel

I've Decided
That... life sucks and then you die. AND that I'm a fucking moron. Bleh. I always get myself worked into stupid situations. It's retarded. Never seem to be able to handle life in the proper fashion it seems. This is my condensed version of the real blog that's on my myspace... not that anyone is really interested. But, yeah I don't usually like posting the whole things on here since this is open to everyone ;) ... sorry my mind is scattered. I blame it on the massive amounts of latin and hours of crying.

My Bath
Inspires me This place I go to every night. Desires me And feeds my soul with much delight. Captivates me The Shadows on the wall from candle light. Meditates me As my thoughts and words unite. Reflects me With my vivid imagination Connects me Which brings me stimulation Relaxes me Under the suds I lay Climaxes me As my fingers begin to play.

Labels // Compassion
Placing labels on people makes it easier to kill them. One of the headlines In The San Diego Union Tribune the other day read "Mexican Soldiers Kill 11 Rebels". What if the headline read "Humans in soldier uniforms killed 11 humans in rebel uniforms" Either way you put it, 11 human beings were killed by other human beings. Life is our most precious gift, to take life away from any one individual is a crime against all mankind. At one time these "rebels" were born, had parents, were children and then became adults who wanted something better for their people. There was something wrong with the way they were being treated and they wanted to change it. I am not making judgments, but isn't that they way our forefathers felt when they rebelled against their English government (another label). Rebels cause revolutions, revolutions cause change (good and bad). If the governments listened to the people and served the people instead of being so self-serving, would there be rebels? There may

What Would You Do....
Be completely honest. What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: . What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have sex with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wa

The Haunting
Kamelot - The Haunting Omgawd! A Fucking Awesome, Song and band. Merely the sound of your voice Made me believe that you were her Just like the river disturbs ...my inner peace Once I believed I could find Just a trace of her beloved soul Once I believed she was all Then she smothered my beliefs One cold winter's night I may follow her voice to the river Leave me for now and forever Leave while you can Somewhere in time I will find you and haunt you again Like the WIND sweeps the earth Somewhere in time When no virtues are left to defend You fall in deep I was a liar in every debate I rule the forces that fuelled your hate When the cold in my heart leaves It comes to an end And quietly I'll go to sleep How could that first time recur When memories linger on and on What made me think you were her Helena is dead to all Nothing can bring her to life Don't pretend that I'll be loving you Once I believed she was gone But I'm corrupted

Makin Plans
FIRST OF ALL I KNOW THESE SO CALLED PLAYERS WOULDN'T TELL U THIS,BUT I'M GONNA BE REAL AND SAY WHAT'S ON MY HEART,SO LET'S TAKE THIS CHANCE AND MAKE THIS LOVE FEEL RELAVENT,DIDN'T YA KNOW I LOVED U FROM THE START,WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS WE PUT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP,WHO KNEW WE'D MAKE IT THIS FAR,THEN I THINK ABOUT WHERE WOULD I BE IF WE JUST FALL APART AND I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF LOSIN U,SO MEET ME AT THE ALTURE IN UR WHITE DRESS,WE AIN'T GETTIN NO YOUNGER WE MIGHT AS WELL DO IT,SO GIRL LET'S JUST GET MARRIED I WANNA GET MARRIED

This Is A Perfect!!!
There is this song called Beautiful lier. Its perfect because me and my freind Gena know this guy, and it suits him perfect!!!! Here are the lyrics ~Beautiful Lier~ (Ay) (Ay) (Ay, Nobody likes being played) Oh, Beyonce, Beyonce Oh, Shakira, Shakira (Hey) He said, I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about him that you wouldn't want to read about He kissed me, his one and only (Yes) Beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things you Just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I Have to let go He won't be the one to cry (Ay) Lets not kill the Karma (Ay) Lets not start a fight (Ay) It's not worth the drama For a Beautiful Liar (Oh) Can't we laugh about it (ha ha) (Oh) It's not worth our time (Oh) we can live without him Just a Beautiful Liar I trusted him but when i followed you I saw you together I didn't know about you then till I saw you with him when, yea I walked in on your love scene slow da

I Feeling Like Whining For A While :)
I doubt anyone will find the time to read this, so I really am not going to say much, just that my life is on the darker side of bright, and if this is someone's idea of a game, I need a set of rules because I am really losing it. Nothing is right, nothing is okay, nothing seems to matter. That pretty much sums it up...oh, and having a wasted alcoholic jackass screaming and spitting in your face...that pretty much clinches it...no wait...the kids being exposed is the icing on the cake. I guess thats it.

7000 To Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE..THIS WILL BE THE LAST LARGE ONE FOR THE NIGHT..WE HAVE 2 SMALL ONES AFTER THAT AND THATS IT FOR THE NIGHT.. A TOTAL OF 22 LEVELED SO FAR TODAY..AWESOME JOB AND THAT YOU EVERYONE FOR HELPING OTHERS TheBlondeQueen@ fubar

Feeling Great
As everyone knows by now, I have been working 2 jobs the past month, and have recently added the gym into my regular routine. I am feeling really good about myself, my goals and even feeling much better than I ever expected I could doing so much. I love how it feels to be getting something done and to feel good physically and wonder even now how much it will actually take to slow me down. I am actually planning to hit the tavern after I get off Saturday night for some pool and dancing. Is there anyone out there who would like to try and keep up? hehehe, I have other areas I need to use this energy too. lol

Now, About My Guardian Angel (part 3)
On 9/21/02, I got to talking with someone online. At the time, it was just two people passing some time with each other. What I wasn't aware of at the time was that there would be a bond created between the two of us that is rarely found in two people. We spent a good part of the next 3 to 4 weeks talking with each other on a deeper and deeper level. During this time, she lost her father and suffered greatly through the loss. It almost seemed that I was brought into her life so as to be there when she needed someone most. As November approached, I didn't hear from her anymore. The entire month passed without an IM, an email, or a phone call. We had actually planned to meet at a hockey game on 11/30/02. Yes, as you may recall from the first blog of this series, that is the date of my car accident. So, now I find myself in the hospital. Well, not so much that I find myself in the hospital as I have no memory of the accident or the 7 or 8 days following the accident. I

Dream
Dream ~Tony Martinez Before you I didn't dream Now I can dream of nothing else I close my eyes and see your sweet smiling face I remember the grace with which you move I remember the happiness and joy While in your company Yet still so far away.... I wonder.... Do you hear me? As I whisper in your ear Do you see me? As I stare deep into our eyes Do you feel me? As I caress your face Do you hold on to me? As I wrap my arms around you Or is it all.... A dream I love you My Angel

Closing My Cherry Tap Acct
OK.. YEAH .. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS .. AND I WONT LEAVE MY MYSPACE CUZ OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT ARE ON THERE.. ANYONE THAT HAS MYSPACE THAT WANTS TO ADD ME ITS... WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BIMEWENDY MY AOL IS MSWAC929@AOL YAHOO IS ..LOSTCHERRIES4U2FIND@YAHOO.COM ADD ME ..IF YA WANT..IF NOT..THATS KEWL ALSO.. BUT I HAVE NO REASON TO STAY HERE ANYMORE. TAKE CARE HUGS LOVE WENDY

3 New Listings
I put up 3 new listings on ebanned.net They are all items from sets off my new dreamnet.com my seller name on there is jezabelle. site! There is a pair of very yummy pantyhose and a pair of see thru panties and a very naughty item that u will just have to stop by and see. See you there!!

Hurting
Deep down inside I'm hurting. People may think that I'm a happy person, but the truth is Im actually hurting. Some think Im a bitch and Im not. If you actually gave me the chance you would find that Im the sweetest person you'll ever meet. People are too fucking judgmental and assume things that are nothing but lies. If people continue to believe others and what they say bout me, then you obviously do not know the real me. Did any of you ever stop and think that maybe you are the ones being the assholes and bitches and coming up with such bullshit huh? I am a sweet person that is really hurting. I give people my all and loyalty and I get treated like shit in the end. I am tired of being hurt and stabbed in the back. I lay in my bed at night crying cause I try to please everybody but I don't get no respect or any recognition. I am tired of people treating me like shit. I am a friendly person and I don't tolerate being used. Do not use me to get to my other friends cause you will see the

Update On Keko
Helen said his surgery went well today, they snaked a catheter up his leg to the heart and did the balloon expansion on the obstructed valve. She said it'd take a few days to see if it was successful, and if it wasn't then he'd get the shunt. Keko will be in the hossy till at least the beginning of next week.

$10k Valerie
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out twenty $500 bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $10,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he

I Wanna Meet This Guy
A United States Army soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and ask

Will It Really Make Me Go Blind?
Now let me think aloud with y’all for a bit. I am thinking I may have an addiction and that I may need some help. I have addictive tendencies . . . I think about it all the time, I want to do it all the time, I think about how great it will be the next time I do it, I talk about it, I spend money on it, I find myself doing it all of the time, I lock my doors to do it, I hide in my bathroom to do it . . . I may have a problem. Please someone help me . . . The last time I did it was about half an hour ago and I already want to do it again. I was sitting here at the computer minding my own business when the urge gripped me and I could not resist. I tried to pretend the thought wasn’t there; I tried to pretend that I didn’t want to . . . But something made me do it. I reached over to the side of the desk and pulled out the instrument that would make me happy again. It’s pink and jelly like and has multiple speeds for my many varied needs and desires. I turned the little control

Had To Do It
Was wondering why I has over 40 friends (weak compared to some) yet only ever heard from , seen or was rated by only about 5 regulars... I am no king so I dont expect anyone to worship me. But at least a poke, whistle or laff at me works. I all was double check my bar tab for updates from my friends... so I can be sure to check out their latest and greatest. Couldnt believe I had to delet 5 friends today.....

Chasing A Dream
Let me tell u what i desire i want some one that takes my breath some one that acquires the same steps i don't want to have any regrets Some say it only happens in your dreams so i chased mine, now it seems another waste of time I'm getting close to packing up and leaving notes but i wont, i wont give in so easily i wont be the one to be leaving feeling defeated so my heart weeps knowing that you are in grief making you smile is my objective you the one i selected my love for you cant questioned my hearts intentions then i open my eyes and realize rejection in a single cry I... I'm alone back to reality no longer chasing my dream But it felt so real your touch, your kiss, your words all seemed to take my breath between the lines i ain't read now I'm left trying to go back to sleep trying to see you, in other words I'm chasing a dream that felt so true

My Birthday
Musings On Reaching Another Milestone In Middleage On The Way To...... I was born on this day...on this day, I was born. I know the date and the hour that my mother delivered me into this world. How I wish that I knew the date and the hour that the reaper will come with his scythe. Between the date of one's birth and time of one's demise, life is filled with pleasure and pain, schemes and disappointments and in the end, hope in and fear of the unknown. Neither hope nor dread attend a dying animal. A man dies hoping all and dreading all. One of the advantages of surviving to middle age is that you get the chance to ponder the most filosofical (sic) matters and not feel that you are overreaching yourself or being naive as if you were in some freshman college class in filosofy (sic) or literature. To pass through the various bodily states starting with exuberant youth, passing through the more calming thirties and forties and then into the duller fifties....that is truly to

A Massage
A Massage for My Lady I see you lying on your stomach on top of a table, a robe concealing your ass. The rest of your body is free of clothing. I can see your delicious breasts being squeezed by the table. I feel a stirring in my pants that I massage as I move towards you. A soft light that is over us baths your body. I ask if you are ready. Not waiting for an answer, I pour cool lotion onto your back. The scent of jasmine and vanilla adds to the scent of sexual tension that wafts from both of us. You gasp as the first drop touches your skin. I rub the lotion into your back, hearing you purr as your skin glisten. "Lower," you tell me. I rub my slick hands lower and lower, until I reach your robe. Gently, I remove the robe. I rube more lotion onto your ass. This time, I hear a loud moan from you as I spread your legs, getting a glimpse of heaven. I rub lower and lower, cupping the cheeks of your ass in each hand. Then, I make my way closer and closer, rubbing your inner thi

Day @ The Lake
A Day at the Lake This is a story about a vacation we took with some dear friends. After a long day in the mountain lake playing with our children, and enjoying the time away from home, we settled in for a quiet night. We played cards for several hours, and consumed a good amount of alcohol. Prior to going to sleep, the girls stepped outside, leaving the guys alone for a little too long. We decided to play a little joke on the girls, we told them that we were tired, and were going to head off to bed. What they didn't know was that we each went to the wrong bedroom. I laid in bed waiting. Wearing only cotton pants, the excitement within started to grow. I knew it was just a practical joke, and that nothing would come from it, but still my imagination started to get the best of me. How long would it take for her to realize who was in her bed? Would she be upset when she discovered it was me, or would she go along with the game? And if she did, how far would she go? I was going cr

Do U Need Help???
Do u need help lvlinn up or help in a contest or u rated ma picz n stash let me knnow so i can go rate u bk im tired of all ppl talkin shyt about me sayin dat dey go n help me wit thingz but i dont help dem out but i do just so many ppl rate me add me fan n help i cant keep up datz why u gotta help me n let me know love ya'll

Busted!
Busted! It was a warm summer's day as I was driving down the highway. The stereo was cranked in my new convertible. With the wind blowing through my hair I hadn't a care in the world. My mind was off somewhere else as I enjoyed the peacefulness of being alone. That's when I saw you out of the corner of my eye. I am guessing you, too, were enjoying the peacefulness parked by the side of this quiet backcountry road. I hadn't seen a car all afternoon so I suppose you thought you could sit here and not be disturbed. I had thought I would be alone here as well and do as I please. We were both wrong. As I saw you, I looked down and groaned. In my spaced out driving I hadn't paid any attention to how fast I was going. Now faced with a cop I realized that 95 was probably pushing my luck. I hoped you were day dreaming as well and wouldn't notice as I flew by. Wrong again!! As I went past you pulled in behind me. You must have seen me coming and were waiting. What should my response be?

If You Could Pray..
Well my little sister has been in the hospital for over 2 months with leukemia.... her pancreas is failing, shes gained 15 pounds..She's had a non stop fever this whole time... I don't know what to do..only pray..