Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007,
by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t- only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is NO, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the BOOTY CALL unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good, flower's are no good they remind.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged and needed!!
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.(it's hot)
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the **** home.Don't call ..I'll be in touch when services are needed
