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Gotta Love This Nurse
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off. Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Baby Troubles
Last night I found out my new baby cousin is in the ICU. He hasn't learned to suck his bottle and breathe at the same time. As a result, he wasn't eating well. His temp dropped and so did his blood sugar. He is now in the ICU so they can feed him through a tube. He is resting for a few days and then they will try again to bottle feed him. They say he is doing better, but please pray for him

Inhumane.
why the hell was it that when it was hot as hell they refused to fix the air conditioner, and now that it's FREEZING we can't get them to turn the fucking thing off!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna get frost bite by the end of the work day.

Hidden Soul
Hidden Soul There's a part of me That's lost, invisible, and nebulous, A glimmer of an essence unrecognizable; A shapeless, shifting aura I cannot see. Solitude is a luxury I can't afford, So I go in, searching the limits Of imagination, longing to touch the ineffable, Seeking peace, the only true reward. Within my mind, I am everything. I am hope; I am desolation. I am nothing. The dark, misty reaches of eternal life Move away like a shooting star Every time I draw near, Pulling me deeper in internal strife. The rocky climb toward evolution, Grasping ideas that aren't my own, Fills me with unspeakable fear; Crossing the bar is the only solution. Dena L Moore September 2, 2001

Master Of The Mask
Master of the Mask Though I sit in contemplation-- Calm, crossed legs, Upturned palms on my knees-- A light rippling wind flips my hair Forward, across my brow. A slight disturbance, an echo of The universe touching me gently, A spirit of a breeze. My expression, it belies the truth-- A grimace that does not surface. Master of the mask. Reflective orbs, uncreased skin, Slight upturned lips... Who would guess? Inside brews a hurricane. Eyes open to the wind, Hands lift to brush the hair away. Gentle reminder of a raging storm That cannot be tamed, A rising force of nature. Dena L. Moore March 2, 2002

The Perfect Color
The Perfect Color Approaching the mausoleum, Angels winked on either side, their nudity Out of place in the cold wind of December. The sack was heavy, A big brown bag slung over my shoulder, Bulging with the tools of my trade. I entered the dark chamber, Struck a match and lit the small torch Housed above the stone. The name looked the same As any other name I've hacked to bits With the hammer and chisel... Working the stone away from the opening, I let the pieces tumble to the marble floor Not caring if the angels heard. The newly deceased would shudder When I shook her from the box, but what could she say? It was a solid coffin, a rich white gleaming like the bones I needed, The solid, shimmering instruments that kept me fed. Yes, those and the long curls, And the eyes too, if they were the right color. I tugged at the box, but it wouldn't budge-- I chided myself for not bringing my partner. I pulled with every muscle, Pull

A Little Funny Lol
The Importance of Underwear > >>>> > >>>>UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at > >>>>this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! > >>>> > >>>>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working > >>>>under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes > >>>>this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, > >>>>only to have their car break down in the parking lot. > >>>> > >>>>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed > >>>>the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group > >>>>of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of > >>>>male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was > >>>>in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into > >>>>glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she > >>>>dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and > >>>>tuc

When Will It All Stop?
I've been inspired to write another blog about my misery. I know that I always make fun of people for "raising awareness" for certain things that are blatantly obvious. Like OJ wants you to think that you believe he is looking for his wife's murderer. Like Michael Jackson is a shining example of Boy Scout leadership and people who have experienced his touchy feely craziness...do we believe they did not receive millions of dollars in hush money. Like the war in Iraq. I don't know about you, but I was a little annoyed by the endless blah blah blah of Cindy Sheehan. However, I feel that I need to clarify something. These people that say things like, "SUPPORT THE TROOPS!" and "You know, they're dying for YOU!" No. They aren't. They're dying for the lies and deceit of corporate America. I'm sorry. We're already a free nation, people. I'm sorry but the troops are not dying for our freedom. BUT GUESS WHAT!? I support the troops. But I don't like to word it that way bec

Monday Links: O&a Live, Interns Needed, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus In Jersey This Weekend, Car Crash Comedy, New Videos Online
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a rainy Monday morning in New York (but that doesn't mean that it's not sunny somewhere else, you know), and the Opie and Anthony Show is back from Washington, and is on their home turf, broadcasting LIVE. Want to see all of the in-studio booger-eating and farting LIVE, as it happens? Well Chester, Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room. Of course, you may already be there checking out the Ladies Of Paltalk, who you can see every morning on their webcams, showering, sleeping naked, getting dressed, or engaging in the good ol' morning sex. The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is the PNC Bank Arts Center on August 25th - Get Your Tickets Now! If you missed the Traveling Virus show in Bristow, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the

Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most we

I Found This Funny You Probably Won't
For Those of you with virgin eyes do not I repeat do not read this it will piss you off This is satirical and sarcastic and not my belief but I found it funny. Take it at face value and nothing more. Fuck the South Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves -- yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Wh

What The Heck
As I've broadcasted I'm pretty fed up with fubar and said what the problems were. Since I've done that the wonderful friends have come forwarded and made me reconsider my feelings. That was a dilemma until last night when a lady I had requested to be a friend accepted and we talked a bit. I was busy talking to another person and suggested that I would like to 'talk and learn more about her'. Her response was 'what is that supposed to mean?'. I tried to explain and she asked what I was after. At that point I regretted making the friend request but thought maybe she's been burned a couple times, so it went on. I'm sorry to say that she is not an exception to the rule and in a short period of time, I suggested that we end our conversation and part as adversaries. (hate to admit it but that felt so good). Anyway, she reminded me of too many jerks I've encountered on here during the fubar regime. What in the heck happened between cherrytap and fubar to bring on all this nons

This Has Been The Worse 48 Hours In My Life
ok so as all of you know im very preggo and due to pop in a few days, well anyways the last 48 hours have been hell for me and hopefully they'll get better. sunday morning i woke up at 2am with the worse pain in my ribs and stomach i could ever imagine, it was just 1 big pain that wasnt going away when i moved. it got so painful that it brought me to tears when i had to wake my parents up. so i get them up my mom brings me to the hospital and im contracting every 3-5 minutes. they monitor the baby and i and he ends up being ok, im the one that ended up needing 2 shots of terbutiline. they sent me home and told me to rest and take it easy, and i did. and at 11pm last night i had to go to the bathroom and noticed spotting i read over the papers they sent me home with and woke my parents up yet again, i told them what was going on and then called maternity to tell them i was on my way. i get up there the bleeding stopped but they had a hard time monitoring the baby and my blood pr

Whats So Hard To Understand About No?????
WTF people. seriously. the private folders are private for a reason. there are hundreds of thousands of women on here who will give you free access to all their goodies from the rooter to the tooter. why why why do you have to harass me to see mine??? if i tell you no, that means no. my patience has worn so thin with this that i'm going to be blocking like a motherfucker from this moment on. dont ask twice. the answer only becomes more vehement. call me a bitch, call me a prude, call me a tease, call me whatever the fuck you want to.... not everyone is on this site to become an amateur porn star or to hook up with strangers or to have cybersex, etc.....accept it and move on. its toooooo fucking early for this bullshit...seriously

Hmmmm
want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush.

The Thought
The Thought I walk along the shoulder of This worldwide interstate. I put my thumb up in the air Expecting nothing great. So many people pull aside They offer to assist. Despite the urge to ride along I know I must resist. Then one day I spot your car My thumb is in the air. You smile and offer me a ride. I act like I don’t care. I slowly climb into your car It feels so safe and warm. Unlike the ones who came before I know you’ll cause no harm. As we drive down this lonely road We slowly to start to share…. The heartache that our lives have had. The cross we’ve had to bear. We find that we are so in tune To one another’s thoughts. We find a simple type of trust That simply can’t be bought. The miles fly by down this long road And suddenly we’re there. Before I open up the door I let you know I care. Now I stand beside this road again Your words I hold inside. The only thing that keeps me sane Is the thought that you’ll drive by. By Rus

I'm Here......
I`m here. have you been paying attention? i`ve always been here. waiting. you`re there. too cool to pay attention. too cool to notice me; at all. i`m here. but for how long? theres no point. but i can`t help it. i`ll always be here. waiting.

Poem
Always There At night I lie awake Knowing that I messed up Again and again Over and over But you’re still there Still talking Still listening I don’t understand Why you’re not mad Or why you haven’t left You’re always there for me Always cheering me up Or wiping away my tears When I’m overwhelmed by my fears The urges that temp me But they go away when you’re here Sometimes I wish that u would leave So I wouldn’t get you into this To ruin your life With the cut of a knife But then again I’m glad That you haven’t left At least not yet... But that’s all I could ask for For you to always be here When the end is near- When I finally decide to leave

Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 20,2007 Slow down a little at work -- other folks need to catch up! You should actually make just as much progress today with a laid-back pace as you would if you pushed your blood pressure to the limit. LIKES THIS ONE

Your Chill Zone
Great businesses often start from being frustrated from others not necessarily meeting your own needs. A friend's husband has started this Your Chill Zone site as an alternate to MySpace in a sense, although not as populated. Please go check it out sometime and let them know what you think; the more feedback he can get, the more opportunity he can have to improve Your Chill Zone. Check it out by clicking here... Your Chill Zone

To All Friends
hello i will be goin through my friends list. im always showing love to all my friends and there also alot of you who dont give any love back from and theres quite a few that do return the love i know who ya are so if ya wanna stay on friends list let me know. thanks ♣♥♦ ©hÎ†ÖwÑ Bõ®Ñ ÅnÐ ®@Ì$ΣÐ™ ♦♥♣ -1977

Poem
Second Best I try and I try But it’s never good enough I'm just not that tough I'm sick of going with the flow I don't want them to have you I don't want them to know- That I love you And I always will But that doesn't matter, does it? Its just three little words to you But they're three big words for me Can’t you see? The pain you're causing me? I didn't want to say before Because I was scared That I would drive you away And I want you to stay I really do. But it’s hard when you share your heart It’s hard for us to be apart How many would die for you? I would. How many would cry for you? I would. How many would fight for you? I would. But you just ignore the fact That you're gonna make my heart crack I don't want to be the like all the rest I don't want to be Second Best.

A Picture
A picture of you. It's there, in my head. The picture of your sweetest smile. The picture I hold in my memory, fast. Loving you in truest style. A picture of you. Your beautiful eyes. The picture of how we can be. That picture will last for eternity, then A lifetime beyond our great sea. A picture of you. The picture of us. The way that I can reminisce. The picture that haunts me each night in my dreams. A picture I will always miss. That picture sits, framed, on my window sill, sweet And watches me from where it stands. A picture will do, until our time is right, When I can hold onto your hand.

Poem...x3 :]
One Of Those Days It’s amazing what you can do with a tool of your choice. Alone. Depressed. your hair sticks to your face from the moisture of your eyes that tells everyone that you've been crying. and the cracked mirror in front of you from when you punched your reflection but unfortunately it was still there so all you got out of it what a bloody fist. but you were ok with that because the pain was soothing and relaxed your brain so that you only had to focus on not getting blood on your thin white shirt that was pressed against your stomach. its times like these where all you want to do is scream at yourself and ask why your so damn fucked up and again the response is pressing a xacto knife against your skin, pretending that you'll stop after this last time but you know that that’s not true so you press down harder. your little brother walks in on you and screams then runs to get mom so she can call 911 and hope that she's not too late. Little sister is crying along with your da

Butter Beer
Butter Beer A warm yummy treat from Bill's Grill - inspired by Hogwart's! 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping) ½ tablespoon butter Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated. Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit. Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!

How Sex Starts
How sex starts Body: this is funny and the math is soo right... ..a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost--How sex starts

Poem
Tears A shiver goes up my back I breathe you in as you explore my body Top to bottom Left to right Caressing with your hands as I kiss you As I touch you The motions form a misty cloud of passion For you are my light to get me through You control me in every way As you get on top of me Showing me not to be afraid I lick the sweat droplets off your neck For you taste sweet Like nectar from a flower The lights go dim And I close my eyes A harsh pain occurs Then nothing Except a short breathless moment of love And tears flowing from my eyes But I can’t help but smile Because it is only me and you tonight No one else No one can ruin this moment For you are my knight in armor Keeping me safe for eternity

Poem
November 6th You lie in bed awake at night But eyes are tightly shut Wishing that it was a dream But now with ure damn luck The harsh motions run through ure head Like daggers to the heart Tears are staining ure flushed cheeks As time just falls apart November 6th was that party That you just had to go to You quickly got there, looking cute Excited with ure crew The music loud and air was smoky Just like in the books And then you saw him, standing there With all his sexy looks You talked a bit and giggled some As he told you all his jokes All the noise and loud heartbeats Were distracting as he spoke So you two went into his room Where everything was quiet Focusing on each there Ignoring the big riot And then he kissed you long and hard And led you to the bed You went along and kissed him back “Slow down” you quietly said But he acted like he heard nothing Pushing down some more You fell down quickly on the sheets Noticing he locked the door Now he w

Signs Your Partner Is Not Being Honest
Is it really you? What are the warning signs that your fubar lover, or anyone for that matter, isn't entirely truthful about who they are? 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never

A Bad Day
went to bed feeling shit,tossing and turn cant sleep,open my eyes from time to time with nothing but doom and gloom. woke up this morning sleepy and glum with nothing to look forward to in the day to come,body feels strange all twisted and numb, but no rest for me work has to be done,and life moves on,cant wait for night so maybe i can dream and not be alone

To Our Loved Ones
Our loved ones that are off and fighting, we often find ourselves writing, wondering how they are, the distance being way too far, will they be ok, where are they going to lay, we want them back here to stay, will they live, or will they die, am i to be the one to cry, we want them home and in our lives, they want to be home with thier wives, families have lost there dear ones, people have lost there dear sons, daughters out there have it the worst, because they are always cursed, men in that place feel no shame, and the usa they think is the one to blame, we want our loved ones back, not brought home on a rack, to hold them in our hearts, never wanting us again to part, come back home safe and sound, watch how my heart will pound, as we see each other again, i will be glad to have my best friend home again, so to the ones still over there, we will always be here, waiting and loving you, because we are all the red, white, and blue, and to our loved ones we

The Closing Comment Makes Me Fucking Sick
On the one-year anniversary of the shooting spree that took the life of Damageplan/ Pantera guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott and four others, Abbott's family has filed a lawsuit against the Columbus, Ohio, club where he was killed. The suit against the Alrosa Villa nightclub was brought on behalf of the Abbott family by Dimebag's brother/bandmate, Damageplan drummer Vinnie Paul, and by Damageplan tour manager Chris Paluska and drum tech John Brooks, who were injured in the shooting, according to the trio's lawyer, Gerald Leeseberg. "The central allegation of the lawsuit is that there was inadequate security provided at the music venue given the nature and size of the crowd and previous incidents at the club involving criminal activity," Leeseberg said. The lawyer cited police and media reports about earlier incidents at the metal club involving criminal activity, fighting, handguns and the firing of weapons. On December 8, 2004 ex-Marine Nathan Gale rushed the stage at th

Priceless!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton

Good Morning All
Wow let it rain let it rain let it rain. Did anyone hear of an ark being contructed? Well we do not need further rain in our neck of the woods...I am currently training the dog and cats how to tread water...enough is enough. Well hopefully the rain subsides and some sunshine takes place. Hopefully where ever you are you are not underwater. Hang in there all and to all a good day Marty

Horoscope For Today
Daily Horoscope: Leo For August 20,2007 It would be lovely if you and your fellow workers could all get along congenially, but there are always a few who need to play politics. That's especially intense today, so be prepared for anything. Odd it came up with this. last Friday, a co-worker accused me of doing something that I didn't do, and hung up the phone while I was defending myself. Today I will see him, and I anticipate a confrontation, that could go any way...I'm demanding an apology, but I may not get it, in which case there could be some serious repercussions. Let's hope he has had the weekend to reconsider his irrationality.

Doesn't Make It Hurt Less...
Just...yeah...there will always be variables I know I can't change...that I know are not my fault. But it doesn't make it any better...nor any worse. It will always hurt...until those variables are either demolished...or there is a loop hole found. Hopefully...I'll find one.

Why ?
cant we just be at peace with ourselfs ....why do we judge our self on others opions ... or others feelings towards us ...how can ppl let others words hurt them to the point of self distruction why do we as humans have to be weak unless others convince us we are strong ... STAND ON YOUR OWN BE ALONE HAVE PRIDE FOR WHO YOU ARE !

25 Reasons
Why guys fall in love with a women! 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight any

Job
Well this is my first ever blog entry. This is my last week in my current job. I finish on Friday and am off to the competitors. My boss took it extremely well. He demanded my car off me - which he can't do until my last day. He's given my company phone to my successor - whom he appointed 4 weeks before I actually resigned. I'm not bitter - I know whats in store for him.

#8 8/20 - 8/26
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Wish Me Luck!
Well, I just posted 2 options for my new book covers please let me know what ya think, they are in my book cover albums. Wish me luck, meeting with my (perhaps?) publisher in the am to talk about my new book Precognitive Casualty. (does a lil happy dance) Meanwhile I just (procrastinate much?) finished the final edit touches on my manuscript *Yay!* So we find out tomorrow whether I should trash it or leave it. *sigh* Anyway down to 5 hours of sleep so I'm off miss ya'll sleep well and all that Jazz. *blows everyone Pixi Kisses!*

Loan A Person
What a cool idea! This event went around Denmark this weekend, different people from different backgrounds(ethnic/religious/society/...) were making themselves available for people to loan. Meaning you could get to talk with people you don't normally get to talk with. Like you loan a book at the library(librarians rule) you could flip through a catalog over people who were available. It ranged from elderly people born and raised in Denmark, to young boys from Iraq or Nepal, who had moved here trying to find a brighter future. The meaning of this is off course to break down some barriers between people and hopefully clear out some prejudices(am I even spelling this right??) about other people! Great event, this should be done more often, more more places!

I Messed Up
It is very hard to loose a friend but it becomes extremely difficult when the harsh reality occurs that you are the reason why things went wrong. I know I tried so hard and pushed to much. I thought I was being helpful, I didn't want to see my friend hurting. I didn't see I was over protected. I wanted to prevent him from hurting and I was the one who hurt him. Instead of being a shoulder to cry on, I became someone he dreaded. I am so so sorry for the things I did and I live everyday with the regret of my actions. I never meant for things to happen. I have no one to blame but myself for loosing a really great friend. I only wish one day we could work things out and am given the chance to prove I am the person and friend I claim to be.

The One
Stupid Foo Fighters video for the Orange County Soundtrack. Brought up all kinds of memories. Now I am sad again. The doubt of the one and what not has crept back into my conciousnes. Its a great song, don't get me wrong. It's just that I am slightly mental and need to get into something to take my mind off things and its probably not going to magically happen. Some one should buy me the movie Orange County on DVD so I can get drunk and watch it a gillion times with some people, talk about it and then move on. Yeah cause at this point I am pretty sure getting drunk will help. It doesn't help in to many situations, in fact I can think of only 2 times where being drunk came in handy. Once cause I didn't want to drive, and second cause I also didn't want to drive.

I Am He
I am he that cares too much and allows this world to penetrate. I am the man that loves too deeply, while others merely perpetrate. Do you see this man or the boy inside, with emotions to great and plentiful to hide? They've shorn my hair and crushed my pride. Taken my land and my wife from my side. A man of honor, whose spirit remains free with love to give, but finding none that need. So take the hand of a distant Crow child and with the Spirit of my fathers, the wolf will run wild. By Robert Ellis

Promise Keeper
i`ve been hurt a number of times believing that promises made would be kept.he promised to stand by me come what may.he promised he would call me.he promised he would send me a mesage or see me before he leaves.he promised he would always be a big brother who would protect me.promises....promises...promises...i was once told by a friend that i am getting myself into trouble because i trust eaily and i trust too much.is it really wrong to trust?..how i wish i can keep myself from trusting to cushion myself from being hurt again but i cant.

Satisfy Your Primal Urge
Ah, yes, making love underneath a gentle waterfall, the sun glistening off of your lover's naked flesh… What could be better? Perhaps on a houseboat 45 miles offshore, a single candle flickering in the cabin, incense burning softly in the background, the smell of the salt air blowing across your lover's navel as you look up into her eyes… Or even gently laying your lover down in a field of wildflowers in early spring, the reds and oranges of the sun reflecting her love for you from her eyes, pressing your body against hers… Making love outdoors – that's what we're going to discuss now. Making love outdoors is perhaps the deepest-rooted of all of our primal urges. And for good reason. Many reasons. The already-powerful emotions of orgasmic bliss can be intensified many times fold with the help of Mother Nature. Mother Nature has something to appeal to all of our senses, something that can greatly add to the emotional and physical pleasure of having sex. From the gentle breezes rac

Lead Me To The Way I Need To Go
As I sit by my mountain top’s edge Watching all across the horizon yonder Being wary and cautious of this ledge Absorbing the beauty of all this nature Reaching out to my ancestors of ago Speaking silently from mine heart to you Comfort me and hold me, you must know Fearing of life’s unknown adventures too Grandfather, grandmother, I cry so much How can I keep your strength inside me? I fear I am losing reality’s living touch Help me please, grandparents, hear my plea You have walked these roads many times You have crossed many barriers of life I know you have also seen better climes Ah, comfort me grandparents, in my strife These mountain breezes carry away my tears Take them please and know I have come I am here; take away my never ending fears My heart beats for you like our Kiowa drum Lead me to the way I need to go, grandfather Lead me to the way I need to go, grandmother Lead me to the way I need to go… Copyright © 08/15/2007 MahTame

Wake Me Up When It's Friday Please!!
Gaaah!! Woke up with hangovers! Well, that was expected ever since we started on beers and whisky(scottish, not irish) around noon yesterday. Had a really good weekend all in all, but everything got fscked today, when I, as I was saying, started to wake up with hangovers! But got up without knocking too many things on the floor! Thought I had loads of time, right until I lock myself out of the apartment! Meaning I had to take a freaking bus to work instead of riding my bike! I didn't have enough coins to buy a ticket, so i had to break a big note. When I finally get into work, I can't get into my office because my keys are still at home, waiting for me. So I spend a good half hour playing tag with the 'key-lady' before I get an extra key and can access my office again! So so far I'm pissed, tired, hung over and hungry.. Yea, gonna sleep now, just wake me up when it's friday!

Creating Spontaneous, Fiery Passion
Romance a thing of the past? Relationship lose its fire? Bedroom play about as exciting as watching flies mate? Well, guess what? It isn't just your fault. It is your woman's fault as well. Regardless of all that, it only takes one party to liven it back up; a relationship is only as good as what you give – and most generally, the more ya' give, the more your mate wants to give back to you just by default. If you want your woman to feel as if you are the center of her universe then you are damn sure going to have to make her feel that way. Words won't cut it. Only actions will. A lot of guys n' gals are under the impression that romance has to be planned, perhaps an expensive affair of sorts. Well, guess what? Those times are nice, but that is not what true romance is. Romance can be extraordinarily extravagant and last for many hours at a time. It can also be extremely spontaneous and full of fire, passion, and emotion. You don't have to lay your woman

The Trail Of Tears
The Trail of Tears By Brian Childers ©1998 I look to the long road behind My heart is heavy with my people’s sorrow Tears of grief I weep - for all that we have lost As we march ever farther from the land of our birth On the Trail of Tears Mile after mile and day after day Our people are fewer with each rising sun Disease and starvation they take their terrible toll And though we suffer still we march on… On the Trail of Tears I watch my beloved weaken and fall Upon the road like so many before… With tears in my eyes I hold my wife to my breast And in my arms she breathes her last… On the Trail of Tears Mile after mile and day after day We march to a land promised us for all time But I know that I can no longer go on I know that is a land that I shall never see… On the Trail of Tears As my body - it falls to embrace the earth My spirit - it soars to greet the sky With my dying breath am I finally set free To begin the very long journey towards ho

Amazing Jenny
i experience building homes for the poor people with my youth organization community.we also got to know the families who would eventually own the houses we were building.the most amazing person i met was a 20 year old mother named jenny...jenny wanted to stdy but couldn`t due to poverty.her family had to strugle to survive.yet despite the defficulties,she seemed to regard her whole situation positively.i look at all the things i have now and the difficulties i`d been trough.and i realize my sacrifices are nothig compared to what jenny had to undergo.i have a supportive family and i belong to a loving youth community.this worthy person challenged me.she didnt have much materially but she had the resiliece that prepared her for whatever life dealth her.i have no reason to complain about difficult my life is.i have only to remember jenny.

Dreaming Into The Ground
Coming onto the golden belly of this mother the earth where the winds talk and the stones cast no shadows i was dreaming my face in the ground belly to belly i wept into the earth a dreaming but when it was there it was a singing my mouth as wide as the heart of the earth into the ground I was dreaming all dressed in hair Tobacco Indian -- Turtle Heart

The Gift Of Friendship
A gift was given to me, Across the distant miles; A package wrapped in laughter, And filled with joy and smiles. I pulled away the ribbons, And took the greatest care; When I reached into the gift, I found friendship waiting there. A friendship like no other, A connection from the start; Not one I could see, touch or feel, Except here in my heart. That gift so rare and precious, Of friendship tried and true; Touched my heart and blessed my life, And is what I found in you!!

It Takes A Real Man
It Takes a Real Man It Takes a REAL man! Body: It Takes A Real Man Body: It Takes a REAL man! Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when a sexy girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way.

I Want You To Miss Me
There could be fog Or maybe just a mist And inexplicably I'll fade to white Vanish, and be gone Or it could be night And I'll be darkly dressed, Evading easy definition And as your eye's distracted By a falling leaf I'll merge with restless shadows And be gone Then you will discover What emptiness is A space so hollow Even its own walls are swallowed up A quality of missing So intense A lack, a lack Each hour more bottomless than the last Until your heart cries out, A howl of forfeiture But it will be nothing Ashen silence where I used to sing And deafness The howl must strike the right resonant frequency A wail that echoes all to the ends of time To fill the gaping void in whole, looping wave lengths From the well of your soul, such loneliness To make Siberian wolves hang heads for shame In their convivial packs Then, only then Might you detect my footprints, indistinct Marking the morning dew fall Perhaps glimpse a puff of breath in the cold

To Lay A Kiss On Your Lips
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile. I’ve never known a love like yours Nor thought it could be true, But every time I kiss your lips I feel what love can do With hair like silk And lips so tender, Each moment with you Makes my heart surrender I couldn’t live, I couldn’t breathe Without you by my side, Never will I let you go, My love will never hide And in my heart you’ll always be From

Life
So it is 4:30ish. My baby just woke up. Although it doesn't matter because I have been up all night anyway. My baby sister, being 14, has decided to move in with her father. Our mother passed away 2 years ago and my sister has been with me since. I am scare for her. Our brothers are not the nicest people and always seem to give her a hard time. Also one of my brothers went to jail another is on house arrest and the youngest well he is on his way there. My step father can barely take care of himself and they never have food. If they do it is junk food. All I can do is cry. I just want the pain to go away.

And Then There Was You
So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightened, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All because there was you.

Thoughts For The Day
Love is Very hard to find....easy to lose...and difficult to forget. So be true to the ones you love because you hold their heart in your hands.You have the choice to either crush it....or keep it safe by holding it close to your own heart. Whether it be the love of a sibling, a parent, a friend or a lover....make sure you tell them you love them all the time!!! You never know when they might not be there to tell them....or when it would just simply brighten their day to be reminded that someone cares. With so much sadness and hate in this world....its so important that we remember the wonderful things in life like love....and also the people that have given us a place in their heart. Much love goes out to the people who have let me into their hearts.....and who have found a place in mine as well Curvalicious xoxoxox

Fuking C*** Sucker
YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING IN LIFE YOU WANT ESPECIALLY OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY FUKING C*** SUCKER, LOL I MIGHT HAVE A P**** BUT I AM FAR FROM HANDLIN MINE LIKE ONE..... 8-P LMMFAOOOOO..... 8-P DON'T GET IT TWISTED, LOL A GRILL DON'T MAKE UP A SET F*** BOI.... FIND SUM P**** IN THE REAL WORLD ~BIIIIOOOOOTTTTTCCCCHHHHHH~

For Whom It May Concern..
When she gets quiet...millions of things are running through my mind. When she is not arguing...wait..that never happens..(just a joke!) When she looks at me with eyes full of questions...she is wondering how long I will be around. When she answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds...she knows better than to think that i believe that. When she stares at me...I know im busted. When she lays on my chest...I wish that she'd be mine forever.. If she would want to see me everyday... I'd make it happen. If she told me "I love you"...I'd be the happiest man in the world. When she says "I miss you"...no one in this world can feel more important and special than me at that instant. Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... listen to me... I call you beautiful instead of hot I'd call you back if you hang up on me I would stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for me..want to be the one who... Kisses your fore

Junkhead - Alice In Chains
A Good Night, The Best In A Long Time A New Friend Turned Me On To An Old Favorite Nothing BetterThan A Dealer Who's High Be High, Concince Them To Buy What's My Drug Of Choice? Well, What Have You Got? I Don't Go Broke And I Do It Alot Seems So Sick To The Hypocrite Norm Running Their Boring Drills But We Are An Elite Race Of Our Own The Stoners, Junkies, And Freaks Are You Happy? I Am, Man Content And Fully Aware Money, Status, Nothing To Me 'Cause Your Life Is Empty And Bare You Can't Understand A User's Mind But Try, With Your Books And Degrees If You Let Yourself Go And Open Your Mind I'll Bet You'd Be Doing Like Me And It Ain't So Bad Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot! Say, I Do It Alot!

Killing Yourself - Alice In Chains
Move up from the table Stick her arm let her go Dropped dime on me last time By morning his blood turned bold Runnin from the law since Monday 'Cause Suzy went down on time Got enough to last till Sunday So I'm burning on down that line Killing Yourself Killing Yourself Killing Yourself K-K-K-Killing Yourself Move up from the table Fat man going down Some run from the big gun Some just run from the sound Runnin from the law since Monday 'Cause Suzy went down on time Got enough to last till Sunday So I'm burning on down that line Suzy was a bad child Always on the wrong side Ah, she was no good She was bad, bad, bad with the bad cats Always punching the needle in her arm Ah, but when she's good, she's so damn good Killing Yourself Killing Yourself Killing Yourself K-K-K-Killing Yourself You're just killing yourself

38 Things I Truly Hate!!!!
37 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME! 1) People that put the toilet paper under, rather than over the roll. 2) Dishwashers that are loaded incorrectly. 3) Automatic toilets that flush the sanitary bowl paper before you get the chance to sit on it. 4) Drivers who refuse to use blinkers until they start making the turn. 5) People who complain about smokers, although they used to smoke themselves. 6) Back seat drivers. 7) Side seat drivers. 8) People who can’t shut up long enough to breathe. 9) Parents who continue to try and run your life even though you’re 38 years old. 10) Banks who have banker’s hours. 11) Women who look like murals. 12) Men who look like murals. 13) Squirrels that make it across the street. Then see you coming and decide the grass really was greener on the other side. 14) Construction on every single road I decide to travel that day. 15) Large crowds. 16) Amusement parks. 17) Pennsylvania Dutch country. 18) People who pretend to be someone they’re not! 19)

Lyrics
Dunno why I'm posting this, just happen to enjoy the song..maybe others will appericiate it as well. White Trash Beautiful, Trailer Park Queen She slings hash at the diner from 11 to 5 She married a boy from school, thought he was oh so cool But all he can do for money is drive Out late haulin' freight on Interstate 5, prayin' he'll see home before his baby arrive White Trash Beautiful, there's something you should know My heart belongs to you And you coulda found a better guy I'll love you till the day I die I swear to God it's true I'm comin' home to you I'm comin' home to you girl He lights a cigarette, his eyes half open He won't be home tonight, but she keeps hopin' Drinkin himself to sleep is his only way of copein' She waits for him every night, she leaves the front door open It's 4 AM and doin 95, tryin to stay awake and make it home alive White Trash Beautiful, there's something you should know My heart belongs to you I know you coulda found a be

Exra Loving
the first time i had the opportunity to take care for a group of young men and women was exciting!although we had known each other only a few months,it felt like we`d known each other our entire life.i love them and i felt GOD`S love them trough.when i was moved to another area of service,i was filled with resentment because i have grown attached to the group.i thought i was going to lose them but i was mistaken.i know that no matter what happens,i`ll never be alone.GOD blessed me with a new group and i feel his exra loving care...

Crashing
I've not really been on here lately. There have been many,many things on my mind, and among them-My Ex, Gwen. To be honest with everyone, I really wish I had a quarter for every time someone uttered the following: You'll be okay, just give it some time, get over it, let go, move on,forget about her, look for another girl, etc..But it really isn't as simple as it seems. I LOVED her.She spoke of us having babies. In my mind, I still hear those words "I wanna give you babies".. Last night was very brutal for me. very hard. Very difficult. Last night (..Saturday/night)was an anniversary of sorts..It was the first time we met face to face. Up till that Saturday night of last year, we only spoke on the phone, but we did it every night till 5/6 in the am when we both would hysterically realize we had to be at work in a couple of hours,or in her case,class in college. So, when we met, it was a very very long passionate embrace with the most sincere kissing I've ever experienced..Our embrace

Quote For August 20
Causing the right amount of trouble is an art form. -- Judith Coche Bonus Quote: Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. -- Jerry Seinfeld

Laugh For August 20
Drunk Test... A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."

20 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, August 20: Everyone around you has problems that they want to bend your ear about. While the advice you give is full of hypocrisy you can take heart in knowing that they aren't really listening anyway.

Dark Side
My life is something that revolves around the sun Following an order that keeps me in place It feeds my thirst in my desire to create chaos My wants and feelings leave all in despair I'll sell out my troubles to the devil himself In exchange for a world free from your hatred Fear not what I am willing to do Unless you want to know what I feel I will do to you. I'll promise not to hurt you or cause something rotten Let you know what I want done for you to see As you look around and ask yourself if you are true In living with the dark side of the world with me. Centered around myself is what is only needed Nothing else has mattered in this land Look deep and you will see the void Black as coal is my inner feelings That remind us of the beauty that a bullet hole contains. The pain I deal is unsurpassed and full of demonic views No one agrees to the light I shine on fools To see your thoughts and dreams melt away from your fingers While living with the dark side o

Reacting Vs. Responding
There is a difference between reacting and responding. Let me explain. A reaction is control by emotion. No more, no less. Whether that emotion is fear, anger, lust, or love. For example, if I were to take a swing at you, you wouldn't stop and think about what to do. You would run, throw your hands up, or start swinging back. The fear of being hit dictates your actions. A response is controlled by conscince thought. You actually think about how you are going to handle the situation at hand. An example would be if I throw a frisbee at you. You can decide, to catch it, run after it, let it hit the ground, or not do aything at all. The point is, you counsciously thought about your actions before you acted them out. Just something to think about when you are faced with a situation where a reaction or a response could make a very big difference in how the situation plays out and ends.

Not Goin To Be On Fer A Few Dayys
eh which sucks i havent been home secens fridayy i been at the hospital with my great grandmal she might die cus she got Cancer not shur wat kind but its not cool for me she help me out alot when i was little n im gonna miss her alot. so im not gonna be on fubar fer a couple more dayys cus im been pritty besy with my grandmal n the fact tht my sister is home from the army n this maybe my last time to see her be4 she gets ship out over seas.. so leve sum love just not on my shout box cus i get alot of shit on tht n it dnt hold all you peoples message so send my a e-mail or commnt n ill get back to you when i have the time mmkay muchlove iloveyou Amanda

Sex Survey
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes,

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Sevas Tra - My Confession
Current Mood: Hurt, Sad, & Gloomy. My confession: Because I'm diluted, perfectly flawed. I shall live by passion & not by law. And I'm insecure I need aggression to feed the spiders of perception. and I'm supposed to be strong & have all the answers. A cannibal in the new church of cancer. But I'm nothing special I'm not unique. I have many secrets & I eat the weak. And I'm at an end. I'm at an end... and there's… NO WAY OUT!! I need to find my sanctuary Someplace safe Gotta get this outta me This is my escape My confession: I think about it all the time. I'm volatile & afraid to cry. But I'm still not comfortable in my skin. And the anesthetics slowly wearing thin. And I need to talk to someone new. I need a different latitude. And I'm in this void all alone. Feeling needy hungry to go. But I'm suffocating can't come down and... no... THERE'S NO WAY OUT!! I need to find my sanctuary Someplace safe Gotta get this outta me! THIS IS MY ESCAPE!! All I see is sadness

Update About Shoulder!
I found out some more news last week from the doctor at the hospital where i get my shoulder put back in place everytime it dislocates itself(via emergency department)& he said because it's been dislocating every night while i'm asleep that he says that i will be getting my shoulder re-constructed as of October 31, so it will be another 12months before i will be allowed to work after the operation, so i'm talking about Jan '09 before i can work again! I might as well admit myself into a mental institution as i'm going to go absolutely mentally insane in the recovery time! I know alot of you will be there for me online to keep me occupied but it's nothing like having company in person to keep me occupied though, but i seriously appreciate it all the same!

Comment Bombing
I need as many people as i can get to go here and rate the pic first then leave tons of comments i need to catch up in this contest massive people wanted please invite friends to help i want this to be a large group effort thanks lets show em how its done! just click on my pic an your there thanks!

Stealing From Our Military!!!!
Pentagon Paid $998,798 to Ship Two 19-Cent Washers Tony Capaccio Thu Aug 16, 3:16 PM ET Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) -- A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to an Army base in Texas, U.S. officials said. ADVERTISEMENT The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show. The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina -- twin sisters -- exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system: bills for shipping to combat areas or U.S. bases that were labeled ``priority'' were usually paid automatically, said Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon investigator. C&D and two of its officials were barred in December from receiving fede

Right Here
"Right Here" I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending it's as much as i can take and you're so independent you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you just forgive me I d

Its Been A While
And it's been awhile Since I could hold my head up high And it's been awhile Since I first saw you And it's been awhile Since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been awhile Since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means And it's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been awhile Since I can say I love myself as well And it's been awhile Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been awhile But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day! And it's been awhile Since I could look at myself straight And it's been awhile Since I said I'm sorry And it's been awhile

Come Monday .....jimmy Buffett
Headin' up to San Francisco for the Labor Day weekend show, I've got my hush-puppies on, I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll. And honey I didn't know that I'd be missin' you so. Come Monday it'll be all right, Come Monday I'll be holding you tight. I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze and I just want you back by my side. Yes it's been quite a summer, rent-a-cars and west bound trains. And now you're off on vacation, somethin' you tried to explain. And darlin' I love you so that's the reason I just let you go. Come Monday it'll be all right, Come Monday I'll be holding you tight. I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze and I just want you back by my side. I can't help it honey, you're that much a part of me now. Remember the night in Montana when we said there'd be no room for doubt. I hope you're enjoyin' the scenery, I know that it's pretty up there. We can go hikin on Tuesday, with you I'd walk anywhere. California

Having A Crappy Week...
Ok, so I drive 2 hours to visit with my kids at my ex wife's house. Due to health issues I am required to see them with her there. I drive all the way up there and no one is there. She did not call notify me, or anything else. In the last six months she has tried everything she can think of to get me to stop coming. I find out she was with some guy and I have no idea where my kids were. Some days I wish I ceased to exist. She continues to upset my kids and the only one capable of making it stop means my completely stopping the attempts to see them. What would you do? Some body have any ideas of how exactly I can get past this. Her dating is not my issue her doing things and not presenting the children when and where she is supposed to is.

Time
Everyone says that time is fleeting ... well not when you have to wait for someone you love. It seems to drag by minute by minute. Then the worries start in and you wonder if you've done something wrong, if he's really coming, or if he's just changed his mind and dont wanna hurt your feelings by telling ya. These are the thoughts that pray on my mind every minute, of every day, of every week that we're apart. I know it sounds stupid but that's the way it is. I know he loves me, that he'll keep his promise to be here it's time that keeps dragging it's feet. Have ya ever noticed that when your happy time seems to fly by so fast and you wish that you had more time to spend with that person, but when your worried or waiting it is so slow you seem to be counting the seconds 3 times over for the same minute? I know it's all just perception but damn it can mess with your mind. I just wish that the days would pass for the nights seem longer without him with me and the days seem colder

Brown Eyed Girl......van Morrison
Hey where did we go, Days when the rains came Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running hey, hey Skipping and a jumping In the misty morning fog with Our hearts a thumpin' and you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl. Whatever happened To Tuesday and so slow Going down the old mine With a transistor radio Standing in the sunlight laughing, Hiding behind a rainbow's wall, Slipping and sliding All along the water fall, with you My brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da So hard to find my way, Now that I'm all on my own. I saw you just the other day, My how you have grown, Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you My brown eyed girl You my brown eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.

Just Testing For Own Info
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Fuckin Sarah Mclaughlin
So I'm inside this WHITE HAWT red-head tonight, a sexy little Italian number, undressed in the Gaulish cream of the northern parts of her ancestory: and who do I hear? Sarah McLaughlin. What song do I hear? Good Enough. Who do I think of? The one that got away? The one that I got? The one that I got rid of? The red-head writhing beneath me? NO. The one that I can't touch. The one that keeps me sane. The one tied to the shit-stain that is warmin the bed I should be makin love sober in instead of ruttin' half drunkenly here in. Thank you Sarah McLaughlin, you are an inspiration to pissed off cock-blocked frustrated black men everywhere.

Death And Sexual Offenses...
Dead people are getting easier to deal with, but today, I had a call regarding sexual offenses of a particularly sadistic nature of a young girl. I felt extremely awful as I basically forced the girl's mother to explain the situation. My stomach churned. Inexplicable rage bubbled within me. A terrible thing, caring for the welfare of people you don't know... I'll finish this later, but take a quick note: if you have children, be involved in their lives. If you don't have children, don't "have sex" with other people's minor children.

Just Call It Mood Music Lol
kinda expresses the mood im in right now............. Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know Lyrics I want you to know, that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, till you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away it's not fair to deny me of the cross i bear that you gave to me you, you, you ought to know You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm n

Is Your Life Screwed Up.
1. Never smoke weed are do drugs? 2. Never drink or drive? 3. Always be safe before doing it? 4. Have you ever cheated before? 5. Have you ever thinking of killing somebody? 6. Have you been put in jail before from a drug bused? 7. Have you ever been heart broking after someone has cheated on you? 8. You Wish You Could Restart your life all over again? 9. Did your family disown you? 10. How many times you have been called stupid? 11. Do you curse allot? 12. How many times you been stilling money out of your mother's purse? 13. How many beer's have you stoled? 14. Have someone ever try to foresing you to have sex with them? 15. What makes you mad? 16. What happen with you? 17. What did you do this time? 18. Did you try to kill yourself? 19. What stupid thing you just did? 20. Did you just lost your mined?

Memory Of Us
Two and a half years have gone by and instead of things getting better more and more i feel like i could cry things between us used to be great I thought that we would always be together because what got us here was fate it seemed the only thing that mattered in life was us that was until i realized what we were lacking and that was trust you couldnt trust me and i couldnt trust you and now everyday i sit around wondering what we should do should we stay together should we give it another shot but then i think if we dont have trust what kinda relationship do we got with the way things have been i dont believe it will last and we'll just be a memory in each others past you know it wont work if the trust isnt there so you need to ask yourself is it really fair is it fair to stay with no trust or should we move on and have the memory of what used to be us

Meet The Slavic Goddesses
Baba Yaga - is a Slavic Crone of ancient Russia and the Baltic Regions, where the Goddess Culture for thousands of years in the region known as Old Europe. Baba Yaga is often seen as the gruesome Witch, who has a reputation of scaring forest dwellers and eat children for trespassing. Her house, like any good place of worship is said to move on it's own. Her lawn is covered in skulls and these were all who did not approach her with proper respect. Baba Yaga is a Goddess of Life, Death, and ultimately Rebirth, as she tested those who came to here. As a harvest Goddess, she plants us, raises us, cuts us down, stores us through the winter's night, and finally replants us. She represents that which is feared and that which we fear. Thinking on the Goddess Baba Yaga, remember what we fear will kill us if we turn our backs to it. It is better to face our fears no matter how gruesome, then to find our energy scattered and unable to return. Goddess of death and regeneration. Baba Yaga can appea

Buzzcocks & Something I Had Been Considering
I just got back from seeing Buzzcocks at Sunset Junction. Fuck yeah!!! And I was lucky enough to get comped. But wait... it gets even better. I walked in to the music festival's front gate and first thing I see is a FREE HEP A & HEP B Vacination Booth!!! Okay, so you probably don't get why I even feel this note worthy. Well, I had no need for the HEP A Vaccine, but I eagerly filled the form and got My first of the series of HEP Vaccinations. I actually had been really wanting to get around to finding out when and where to go for it, and then dropping the $150 that the test normally cost to get them. Not only did I not have to expend the time and energy to find this info, set aside a time to go where ever... it was less than 5 minutes and 100% FREE. Score!!! Due to being very young when the epidemic of Hep A hit Houston in the early 80's and was contracted by My whole family, I have an immunity to the virus, and unlike My parents My brother and I are not a risk (there

No Name To This One.
In the darkness you were falling. In the darkness I was falling. We wandered in the darkness. Looking for something we could see in the light. In the darkness sadness was lurking. In the darkness loneliness waits to entangle us. As we wandered in the darkness. We heard the heartbeat of others. We heard the screaming of souls of others. In the darkness we raced on to the unknown. As we race we fall into each other. As we fall the more we become the same. Rip bits of souls . Hallow shells of who we were. As we fall the more we lose the light of us. As the darkness takes us we move on. We find ourselves in the darkness. We know that we will rise from the ashes.

Friends
I honestly don't know what i would do if i didn't have all my friends in my life... My friends mean the world to me and lately I have had to learn a hard lesson on who my true friends were and for those who are there no matter what I LOVE YOU!!!!. I have been threw a lot in my short ass life some things people couldn't imagine and my friends have taught me that life isn't about what all has happened to you in the past but, what you can do to make your future worth while... I would like to thank Aimee, Kissy, and a few others for making me realize i'm a person full of love, honesty and worth being friends with... Now that i got all sappy and shit I will end by saying Thanks a Million for always being there... Your Friend Cort

Meet The Greek Goddesses
Amphitrite - Sea Goddess. Ananke - Necessity. Neo-Platonic-Pythagorean Goddess Who governed the world according to Karmic Law. Aspect of the Triple Goddess with Dike and Heimarmene. Aphrodite - Goddess of Love. Arachne - Goddess of Spinning, Weaving, Thread arts. Spinner of the Web of Fate. Artemis - Amazonian Moon Goddess of the Hunt. Athene - Goddess of Wisdom. Baubo - Greek Goddess of Laughter. Buto - Serpent Goddess aka Uazit. Cer (Ker) - Goddess of violent death. Ceto - Sea Goddess. Circe - Death Goddess, falcon Her bird. Pure Mother Bee. Poppy Her flower. Coronis - Crow Goddess Daphne - Laurel Goddess. Oleander Her plant. Demeter - Doorway of the Mysterious Feminine. Eos - Birth Goddess, Rosy-fingered Dawn. Eurynome - Mediterranean Dove Goddess, Universal One, Pelasgian Creatress Who danced alone on the primordial ocean of Chaos until She brought the elements to order. Eurydice - Greek Mother of Fate, the Orphic name

A Rough Night
She was tired and her head hurt. She wasn't sure how much more she could take. She wasn't good at being the good girl. Her submissive nature made it very hard to say no and being that the people she was saying no to knew just what she liked made it harder. The red headed demon was so very hot and he had turned out to be very sweet. Sometimes it was like he could read her mind though. Tonight he had given her a Living Dead Doll and a cd he made. She found this wildly endearing and was even touched by the the note that read "A doll for my babydoll. I'm here for you no matter what." Who wouldn't be touched right. The other guy had to be the son of Satan if not Satan himself. No mere man could be that hot. He was tall with dark hiar and dark eyes and a voice the angels would kill for. She had kissed him before and knew that his lips were killer. In fact the night they kissed she had thought that if he keep kissing her like he was she'd end up in his bed.

Meet The Celtic Goddesses
Airmed Goddess of the Tuatha de Danaan, the most ancient deities of Ireland. She had great magical powers and herb craft was Her specialty. Ardwinna Continental Celtic Goddess of the Wildwood. She demanded a fine for every animal killed in Her wood, which She was said to oversee mounted on a wild boar. Artio Great Goddess of wildlife in Celtic Gaul and Britain. Achtland Pan-Celtic, A Goddess queen whom no mortal man could satisfy, she took a giant from the faery realm as her mate. Legend says that she took great pleasure combing his long, fair hair. Adsullata British, A Goddess of hot springs who came to Brittany from Celtic Gaul. She is the origin of the Anglo-Celtic sun Goddess Sul, and was most likely a minor sun Goddess in her own right before the time when the Celts relegated the majority of their sun images to male deities, and moon images to female ones. Aerten Cornish, Anglo-Celtic, Welsh, Also spelled Aerfen, or Aeron. A Goddess of fate who presided over the out

When I'm Gone..... 3 Doors Down
There's another world inside of me That you may never see There're secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Or maybe I'm just blind... Or maybe I'm just blind... So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything in me Wants to be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone Love me when I'm gone... When your education X-Ray Cannot see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone So hold me when I'm here Right me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm

Meet The Roman Goddesses
Acca Larentia - the Holy Harlot or High Priestess. Alemona - Roman Goddess Who guards the fetus. Anna - Perenna Ancient Etruscan/Roman Goddess of the Year. She had two faces, Prorsa and Postverta, who looked forward and back in time. She ruled both prophecy of the future and history of the past. Ruler of Human and Vegetative reproduction. Her festival of March 15 was one of merrymaking and promiscuity. A fertility festival celebrating the fruitful Earth. Antevorta - Goddess of Prophecy. Aurora - Goddess of Dawn Bona Dea - Good Goddess. She was worshipped only by women and only in utter secrecy at rites in early December. Conducted by the Vestal priestesses, these celebrations were held at the home of a high-ranking matron, decorated with vine branches and freely flowing wine in honor of this Goddess of Abundance and Prophecy. Candelifera - Goddess Who assists at births. Carmenta - Goddess of writing and the alphabet, Prophecy and Midwifery. Carna - Goddess of fo

Meet The Germanic Goddesses
Angrboda - Loki's wife and mother of the Wolf Fenrir, the Midgard Wyrm called Jormungand, and Hel. Amma - Norse Grandmother Goddess Who gave birth to the race of Freemen. Angerboda - The Hag of the Iron Wood. aka Hel. Bestla - The etin-mother of Odin, Hoenir, and Lodurr. She is believed by many to be the sister of Mimir. She may have been a Yew-goddess. Earth - She is the mother of Thor by Odin, the daughter of the Goddess Night and her husband Annarr ("the second"). She was first made out of the corps of the hermaphroditic etin Ymir. Other than "Mother Earth", one might think of her as the Mother of Midgard. Edda - Great Grandmother, Norse Mother Earth. Also the word for sacred poetry inspired by Her. Icelandic sagas or Eddas usually opened with an invocation to this Goddess, Who gave birth to the oldest third of the human race. Fulla - Her name means "full" and is the Goddess of riches and fruitfulness. She is said to be Frigg's sister as well as handmaiden. She sha

Oh The Joy
Oh the joy In being who and what one truly is, Yet the pain and sorrow, loss and distrust that comes from those that confessed there friendship, only to rip it away when the true you comes out. How many days and nights must one continue to suffer thru this world of hypocrisy? How long does one have to suffer thru all the bull shit? Where are the true friendships and loves to be found? Why does one have to make themselves a slave to masters that require you to give up all joy and happiness in order for a chance, just a chance at contentment? Where is the priestess that sits at the foot of the alter in tears, giving offerings for her lovers safe return? Where is the warrior striding across fields of blood and sorrow to reach his home and lover? Are they, Have they, been lost to antiquity? Do the exist today? Hidden within the shadow, within the glen, creeping out only to flee back into the dark lest those that walk the day realize who and what they are and condemn them to shame or eve

Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different

Give Me Ur Answer Pleas
Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! [ ] i like you [ ] i used to like you [ ] just friends [ ] gorgeous [ ] cute as heck [ ] hot [ ] fine [ ] sexy [ ] amazingly sexy [ ] i want to fuck your brains out [ ] i want 2 make u my gf/bf [ ] i love u baby [ ] call me.....( )___-____

Need Comments
I need as many people as i can get to go here and rate the pic first then leave tons of comments i need to catch up in this contest massive people wanted please invite friends to help i want this to be a large group effort thanks lets show em how its done! just click on my pic an your there thanks!

I Hope You Enjoy Staring At My Crotch Screaming "let's Go Nuts"
Imagination runs wild, I could evolve, but then again, I could devolve... I wouldn't want to surprise you and say I enjoy my time on planet earth.. but everyday, I wake up and feel the sense of sanity that often takes over the mind of earthlings. I went to Ozzfest on August 18th, 2007. Ozzy's voice was cracklin.. Zakk played brilliant guitar as usual.. and Michael Bordin on drums, bang da bang... Free tickets, sure... but now it's 20 bucks to park, an extra 2 bucks for everything... but on the bright side, the security guard that opened my soda (they won't let you have a beverage with a cap on it) sprayed himself with cream soda, cuz the moron just twisted the cap right off... I'm beginning to think, no, I know, fubar is kickin myspace's ass... if for no other reason Nudity... god bless the freedom to put it all on the internet I'd wish upon a star, but the damn thing melts my spaceship when I get to close to it

I Got Tagged...
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1.) I am an "honest" flirt. i will not flirt with you and back AT you if I can't scincerly say I am attracted to you. I don't do the whole "flirting for sport" thing. 2.) I've been told by other paraplegics that I don't think "like other paraplegics". Whtever that means LOL 3.) Give me a hour long conversation with you, and I can tell you things about you that I shouldn't know. How I do it, I'm not sure. But I have been known to scare people to tears at being so accurate. 4.) I was once told after my opinion was asked of me, "Don't you get tired of being right?" Funny thing is, he and I are no longer friends because I was wrong about him 5.) Gre

It Ends Tonight.......all-american Rejects
Your subtleties They strangle me I cant explain myself at all And all that wants And all that needs All I don't want to need at all The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe its best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight, It ends tonight. A falling star Least I fall alone. I can't explain what you can explain You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing My mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light, It ends tonight, It ends tonight. When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Just a little insight will make this right It's too late to fight It ends tonight, It ends tonight. Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when your blind It's better tha

Attempting A Life For Me Finally!!
Well, seems there have been a few major losses in my life this year, of course the Greatest was losing my Mom. We were always talking about my finally having the chance to use my talents to break free from the paltry amount of alimony I was supposed to get. Seems such a monumental thing to break into ANY kind of business when people seem to not be interested. I have developed a real sincere love for all things Natural and feel strongly drawn to stones and crystals. Is it so wrong after the life I have survived to wish to make my own way? To use personal talents and loves to become free from a tyrant?? You see, he left me to struggle by on $400 a month, out of which I am to pay my utilities etc...no medical help, no insurance or anything. Just the house and that little bit of money, ( while he buys a 3 carat Diamond for his g/f) More Power to him!!......so, Thanks to the help of friends, I started a Business making all natural and Blessed Jewelry. Love completely what I do and a part of

Accused Of Inappropriate Material
I was accused of inappropriate material being posted; therefore I received a warning from Fubar administrators. My response was such: To all those who read this bulletin please tell me what you think of this idea? And if you are in agreement help me make this a reality for the Fubar community. This is my letter to the Fubar administration. Gentleman: What seems to be a problem? I get an email from you telling me that a stash item is offensive. Is there any recourse to this accusation? There is no explanation given other than the fact that it appears offensive to one person? There should be some rules applied to this type of situation. I have an idea. And I strongly want you to consider this!!! Example: If a member of Fubar is accused of having material that is offensive. Then the accused should have the ability to request a trial; the trial will consist of twelve Fubar members. The accused will have the ability to hire an attorney; the attorney can be any Fu

Expensive Meal!
BUDAPEST, Hungry - A python that apparently was smuggled into the Budapest Zoo has killed three rare Kea parrots, officials said Friday. It was unclear whether a visitor released the tiger python into the Keas' cage or whether someone released the 6-foot, 6-inch snake elsewhere in the zoo and it found the cage by itself, zoo spokesman Zoltan Hanga said. Hanga said the zoo owned several pythons, but they had implanted microchips and all had been accounted for The Kea is a sharp-beaked parrot native to the high country of New Zealand's South Island. It is considered a vulnerable species — an estimated 1,000-5,000 survive in the wild and another 140 in zoos. The Keas — a female and two males — were very playful birds and came to Budapest from zoos in Austria and Germany. They were each valued at $7,800. The zoo reported the incident to the police in the hope of finding the python's owner.

A Touch
Touch is an important thing. To feel someones hand on yours or on your face. The feeling you get when someone you love touches you. The warm feeling you get in your body. Not a sexual feeling , just feel good because they are touching you with love. A kiss on the forehead by someone who loves you. One of the best feelings in the world to me. You long for the one you loves touch, sometimes it feels like your body is actually aching for them. To feel someones arms around you to hold you close your head on their chest, to hear their heartbeat. Sounds simple, but feels so special. The intimate moments so important in a relationship. It's not all about making love although that is nice to. Sometimes it's just the small touches and kisses that do so much. Like him reaching and grabbing your hand while riding in the car and holding it and caressing it. Or coming home after work and greeting each other with a kiss and a hug showing how much you missed each other during the day. Walking in the

8 More Days
Well there are only 8 more days till I get to hold my love.. I couldnt imagine anything more wonderful.. I feel so lucky I have an amazing man and wonderful friend Chica. Thank you for being so wonderful. I am glad that we all got to mee and became friends.. cant wait to all get together and hang out.but as for you Pitch.black/Craven/my love i am truly blessed to have met you and i am thankful everyday that we are together 8 more days baby then our lives begin!!

I Dont Get Men!!!!
I DONT GET MEN AND PPL WONDER WHY ,,, WELL LETS SEE SOME MEN ACT LIKE THEY MAY LIKE US BUT IN REALATITY THEY REALLY WANT A PIECE OF BOOTY ACTTION AT TIMES AND SOME OF US LADYS DONT WANT TO GIVE IT UP TO THEM AND THEN MEN JUST STOP CALLING US LADYS AND LOOK SOME WHERE ELES FOR SOME BOOTY ACCTION AND THEN WE FELL LIKE DIRTY CREDDY LADYS IF WE DO GIVE IT UP TO THEM CAUSE THEN THEY STOP CALLING US AND ITS LIKE ALL THEY WANT IS ACTION AND SATISFACTION NOW DAYS AND WHY CANT MEN LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE NOT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE OR HAVE BETWEEN OUR LEGS AND WHY CANT THEY RESPECT US MORE NOW DAYS.. AND YEAH WE LADYS HAVE A LIFE TO AND ME BE FREAKS AND WANTTING SEX TO BUT SOME OF US ALSO WANT A REALATION SHIP WITH A MR RIGHT .. MR FANTASTIC.. MR WONDERFUL AND SO ON ... WELL ME IM LOOKING FOR MR RIGHT AND NOT MR WRONG CAUSE IM A SINGLE 29 FEMALE .. AND A MOM OF A 4 YR OLD SON AND I WANT A MAN WHO LIKES ME FOR ME AND WHO I AM AND MY PERSONALITY AND SINCE OF HUMOR NOT FOR WHO I LOOK LIKE ..

Down Raters
I dont know what people get off by down rating. I have never down rated anyone. I dont see a point. There are so much down rating going on in real life. With prejudices with race creed or sexual orientation. Why do we have to have this conflict in fubar? It is an online bar for crying out loud! For a person to delibratly go out here and try to hurt a person by down rating them just plain sucks. Not to say that it should bother a person that an insecure bastard down rated their pic. But lets face it can piss a person off. I think that fubar should weed out the down raters and kick their asses to the curb. If not maybe the fubar users should have a lounge where we post the urls of the down rater so we could go and block their asses! Or beter yet down rate them into oblivion. Thanks for listening to my rant. Later

Taylors Update 8-19-07
Today's Update. The staph infection results are still comming back negative. Which is still a good thing. Its not growing at this time! Her oxygen level had to be upped to 75 for 50. They are going to try and ween her off of the oscillator and put her back on the regular ventilator in the next few days.

Last Blog I Promise
Since everyone is stalling and TRYING to look gorgeous i have about 2 more minutes addicted to fubar? me? i think not ADD MY MYSPACE BITCHES lol seriously i never go on there but im starting to so add me http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=92845514

Of All The Things America Lost I Miss Its Manners The Most.
Ok, so this is a Rant. It's probably been said before, and will be said again; just read on anyway. I remember a time when it was cool to be nice. It was correct and rewarded to have manners. I miss those times, Like those times it seems manners are long gone. Personally I find the lack of manners, or even politeness, completely ridiculous and repulsive. I know it's my up bringin' that's speaking when I perceive some slight of etiquette, or similar breach of ethical protocol. Frankly we all learned in Kindergarten( or at least SHOULD HAVE) the basic rules for "social interaction", but somewhere between then and graduation, and our eventual release from "scholastic captivity" we tossed those rules to the curb. Chivalry is an anachronistic concept isn't it, and if that concept is outdated and useless, then aren't manners? Manners are what Chivalry was all about right? Uh, no. As weird as it seems American Manners (or apearant lack of them) is Our Calling card as a culture. The

4 Rounds / 1 Session!
I will take you now by the hand, Lay down damn it, I push you on the bed. I strip my clothes off doing a dance instead Revealing my nice breast you take it all in. I’ll feel your arms giving you a chill, Make you so horny ,Please be still. Removing your shirt over your head Kissing and sucking your pecks, over and again. At this point you will be so hard Yearning for my mouth to be on your bod. Unbuckle your pants and off they will go My mouth makes it‘s way to the base you moan. I kiss and suck the base of your dick You continue to moan uummm suck it suck it. I do what you say without hesitation I cant wait, my mouth waters with anticipation. I slide my tongue all the way up your fat cock. Inserting it slowly, starting to suck While tasting pre-cum, the whole thing in my mouth I grab it firmly and up and down. I wont let you cum no way no how I want to enjoy it longer soaking in my mouth. I move faster and harder up then down all the whil

First Chapter Of My Novel...please Comment ;)
"The Voice From Within" I have been called many things over the years in my practice. A shrink. A therapist. A pill provider. Another bill to pay. But, I consider myself to be a confidant. A listener. An un-biased opinion. Although I am technically a licensed psychiatrist, I do my job to help people and hopefully, they leave my office feeling different than when they walked in. To do this, I find that my list of patients is quite smaller than those of my colleagues. I see only a handful of patients a week. I limit my sessions, but not to one hour. I feel it often takes more than just an hour for a person to really open up to another person, let alone, a stranger. For this reason, I only accept new patients under certain circumstances. I was out having some lunch enjoying my afternoon off when those circumstances happened to fall into place. “Maureen, it's Stacy.” My best friend sounded frantic. “Hey, sweetie, what's wrong?” I replied. “Um, I sorta need a favor.” “Ok. I

If You Could Only See.........tonic
If you could only see the way she loves me Then maybe you would understand Why I feel this way about our love And what I must do If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says When she says she loves me Well you got your reasons And you got your lies And you got your manipulations They cut me down to size Sayin' you love but you don't You give your love but you won't If you could only see the way she loves me Then maybe you would understand Why I feel this way about our love And what I must do If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says When she says she loves me Seems the road less traveled Show's happiness unraveled And you got to take a little dirt To keep what you love That's what you gotta do Sayin' you love but you don't You give your love but you won't You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there Sayin' you love where you stand Give your heart when you can If you could only see the way s

Drunk Dialing
Okay so im going to be majorly drunk dialing tonight someone has already claimed the spot for my first drunk dial anyone else wanna be called? leave a number in my shoutbox or something lol ill come back and check to see who wants a call Later sexpots

Thank You For Making My Birthday Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Thank You!!! Thank You!!! Thank You.....I wanted to thank everyone for making my birthday wonderful. There are so many people to thank I don't even know where to begin and so I don't exclude anyone I'm not going to mention names here but do it on a personal basis.This might take me a few days considering there is so many thank showed me so much love. I never expected today to be what it was. I'm truly greatful to the many awesome friends I have in my life. Thank you to everyone for all the notes, gifts, tags, Status Shout Out,Birthday Bulletins, Songs,Birthday blogs and anything else I might have missed to say. Your friendship means so much to me. This is one Birthday I will never forget. I have never seen so much love in one day from so many people. Many Thanks to all of you for taking the time to remember me today.Much Love to you. ¢¾BooBoo...KDM'Z

Did U Cry
did u cry the day i had to leave? did u cry when i kissed you goodbye? I cried! I cried for hours on end. I cried till nothing was clear anymore I cried till the road was a blur! did u cry the day i had to leave? were you tears real? DId you really hate to see me go? I didnt want to leave you ever! i cried till the day turned to night! did you cry or did you run to another? I Cried that day did you cry?

Think First
Here is something that you will find on my profile page. It may not be the exact words but it is the general gyst of them. It's very good advice. BEHIND EVERY MONITOR IS A PERSON WITH FEELINGS NOT UNLIKE YOUR OWN. THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!

College
I didnt leave goin 2 college as i planned 2. My dad flaked out at tha last minute and didnt want 2 take me. He always has a excuse not 2 do stuff for me but thts cool tho. He doesnt want me 2 make somethin outta my life as bad as tht sounds its true....If u knew my dad then u would kno. But jus cuz i didnt go 2 tha college he doesnt kno right this moment i got accepted 2 some more colleges. There r like 3 colleges in texas im lookin at right now. Im jus waitin on my paper work 2 come in and then i will be goin 2 college either in texas or lil rock. Might be texas since tht was tha first place i wanted 2 go 2 anyway. I get 2 spend a lil more time wit my fam. Im kinda glad i didnt leave right now cuz my grandma isnt doin like tha doctors want her 2 do...I have been at tha hospital every day since she has went...i stay there mostly all day wit her.

My College Senior Year Just Started
Well, bought a 1997 Dodge Stratus this weekend to help me get to here, there, and everywhere after my van (1985 at that) died on me. I felt bad that my girlfriend was driving my van when it went out, because it lasted me quite a while (350K miles, Los Angeles to Wichita 3x as well).... Other than that, got my books, found out that at least one of my college professors is a hippy love therapist (no, not exaggerating) and this week will be a good test to get my weekly school schedule under way. Got accepted into a graduate level scholars program as well, and have to hit the books to get a thesis outline to my mentor already! Football is under way, and a big UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) clash meets next weekend, which I am hooked like glue on... Anyone else start college this week? L8er and thanks for your time! ~SkyDreams

Words Of Wisdom Passed To Me...
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. She needed to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, open his magazine and started reading. When she took a cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought : "What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!" For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained she thought : "ah..What's this abusive man do now?" then the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. AH! That was too much! She was angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, ins

College
Soo Cool! I'm going to get my Doctorate in Psychology (Human Factors) at Wichita State University. Had my first class last week and go to another class tomorrow... Now what should my thesis be about? I have a bit of time to ponder thank goodness. Just getting to that first class reminded me how much I love school!

Down South!!
I will take you now by the hand, Lay down damn it, I push you on the bed. I strip my clothes off doing a dance instead Revealing 40 D’s you take it all in. Bending over in front of you straddling Your hand slowly moving up my thighs You feel my pussy I sigh I’ll feel your arms giving you a chill, Make you so horny, Please be still. Removing your shirt over your head Kissing and sucking your tits, over and again At this point you will be so wet Yearning for my mouth to be on your clit. Unzip your shorts and off they will go My mouth makes it‘s way to your lips you moan. I kiss and lick the left one then right You moan uumm suck it, nibble, bite. I do what you say without hesitation I cant wait, my mouth waters with anticipation. I slide my tongue all the way up in you. Flicking your clit with my finger you move I want to feel you tighten around my fingers I shove them deep the feeling lingers I move faster and harder in and out all the wh

What Does Love Mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think : ____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 (I love this one) _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 (How true) _____ "Love is when my mo

One Birthday Wish ;)
Sitting here fresh from the shower, candles lit and the skin on my legs feeling silkier than ever. Listening to slow jams and feeling very, very sexy....I was thinking that the best birthday gift that I could give myself would be to do a striptease for the person that I was with on my birthday. Weird right?!?! That would be like me giving that person a gift on my birthday!! My gift would be the expression on your face letting me know that I turn you on just from you looking at me and drinking in all my sexiness. Inexpensive I know but not all women want materialistic things. With that being said i'm asking for comments on what you think would be the perfect song to do a striptease to, meaning what song would you want played if a woman were doing a dance just for you and you only?

Derby
welp got offroad derby's here in hudsonville at the fair grounds tues and weds starting at 7pm. and the regular derby sat plus labor day. and as always i will be at each one. usually hanging around the pit area since i know people running in both types.

A Friend Of Mine
Ok my best friend loves this guy that said he loves her but then he said that he doesnt love her the day after.She just broke up with this guy that has 2 jobs and likes her alot.She told him that its not working out and that she loves that"guy"....even her own mom doesnt like"that guy"...)oh "that guy"is the guy that said that he loves her and then said that he doesnt love her).sooooooo.....her mom asked my gf and i to talk some sence into her because all its goin to lead her is a broken heart.

Unfinished Buisness. Volume 1
The box is small, but it contains all the fury and hatred that Hell could conjure. A silver box, barely the size of a cigarette case, holding fifteen bullets. Seven are engraved with the names of the hearts they belong in. The others are for anyone who gets in my way. I try to be fair. A hired gun is a risky occupation. You are never sure whom you can trust. If a client doesn't like the fact that you are a free agent, they try to find ways to persuade you to be exclusive. I, in my ignorance, decided that I couldn't be threatened. I work for whomever I want, when I want. They sent seven guns after me. I took that as a compliment. I understand that business is business, but these fools made it personal. They took my wife and my little girl from me. I know they are in Heaven now. Hell will be a small price to pay for the retribution I am about to deliver. First on my list is a kid that calls himself Tyrone. Tyrone thinks he is a thug straight out of the ghetto. He likes his clothes to

May You Find Serenity And Tranquility
May you find serenity and tranquility in a world you may not always understand. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know that there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a world of peace. May a kind word, a reassuring touch, a warm smile be yours every day of your life. And may you give these gifts, as well as receive them. Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who know hate, and let that love embrace you as you go into the world. May the teaching of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less

Breathing!
I can't breathe! Is that you standing there? It's not your heart. As it begins to beat. Come quick! the waters up to my neck, and I can barely breathe, yet all you say is "Take it slowly!" By slowly I assume you mean that this will be another one, just like before Just like before, I'm on my own. Just like before, I'm on my own. on my own. I can't breathe! Is that you standing there? It's not your heart. As it begins to beat. I swear we're losing ground. So lets say, you've done this all before cause I know you play your games, and I run the same. we've been here now. just like we said. it's breaking out. we're going now. I can't breathe! Is that you standing there? It's not your heart. Cause it's not like before. I swear we're skipping beats. With this heart you take, my pain. With this heart you break, these chains. With this heart you take, my pain. With this heart you break, these chains. I can't breathe! Is that you stand

Birds And Illegals
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet,

Goodbye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

Stories
Something i am writing for Lord Fury...here is part one....please feel free to leave any thoughts and ideas....and even critisism....all helps...thank to everyone!! A Night She Will Not Soon Forget!! To: my Lord Fury From: His precious One Saturday night, around 6 in the evening, precious was in the house doing her preperations for her Lord as she is expected to each and every Saturday night. she had just gotten home from dropping the three children off at her mom's house where they were going to stay the weekend. she had been soaking in a bubble bath, shaving her legs and her pussy as her Lord had instructed. she was laying in the tub, soaking up the warm water, being particularly careful to make sure that her skin was clean and smooth just as her Lord loved. As she lay there in the bath tub soaking, her mind wandered off as she began to go

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. i HATE the color pink 2.i think most people have an internal defensive block that causes them to be mean 3. i can cook southern food like no tomarrow 4.my kids are my greatest donation to life as we know it 5. i have one birth mark 6. there is one spot on my body that if you blow on it i will become jello in your hands (lol) 7.i want to be a massage therapist 8. on the inside i hate everything about me 9.i know i am no goddess and i will tell you to your face that if you say so 10.i think everyone is beautiful some are just more so because of their attitude towards situations and people

Watch My Family And Friends
Lord, The world we live in is rough and there are innocent people that need looking after. I know your ears must be ringing from it all. Please I am on my hands and knees please dont forget my family and friends. They need you!! I wish i can help then all myself but its a task i cant do alone. Please look down upon them and listen to there hearts help them where i cant. Me

Man V Woman
Man discovered WOMEN and invented SEX, > Woman discovered SEX and invented HEADACHES. >Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, > Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented >GOSSIP >Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, > Woman discovered CARDS and invented >WITCHERY. >Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, > Woman discovered LOVE and invented >MARRIAGE. >Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, > Woman discovered FOOD and invented >DIET. >Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, > Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. >Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, > Woman discovered MONEY and that's when it >all >got f*cked up.

Hes So Sweet To Me !
son e: lol your going to be fun tonight arent you clair: possibly clair: son e: hehe silly son e: he wana know a secret clair: yes son e: ok but its a bout you you sure you want to know clair: yes clair: i dident do it clair: whatever it is son e: lol yes you did actually clair: no way son e: yes way im serious i have proof even clair: WHAT son e: your my world clair: .......................... son e: thats the secret clair: wtf clair: you had me all worried clair: lol son e: lol son e: haha clair: not cool clair: lol

The Democratic Grasshopper
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! ************************************************************ MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comforta

Join The Lounge Fam!!!
OK ALL THIS LOUNGE IS MADE AND RDY FOR DA FAM TA COME UP IN N MAKE IT THEIR HOME SO COMMON IN N KICK IT WID ALL DA FAM MCL MADD LOVE FOR ALL DA FAM HERES DA LINK http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9761 Welcome To The Wicked Klown Juggaloz Dark Lounge In Here Its Always A Mini Gathering And Once You Join Up Your Family To EveryOne Here MCL To All The Los N Lettes, Scroll All The Way Down For The Chat! And Show Nothing But Respect For The Family And The Mods Because You Will Be Banned If You Dont! AND ITS MEMBERS ONLY IF UR NOT SUBSCRIBED WITHIN AN HOUR OF BEING IN YOU WILL BE BANNED

Testment Xiii Rate And Comment
"To see good in bad is to believe in karma" Wat is end if there is no begining? Is it belief, wat it stands for, is it justice that speculate freedom, perhap sacrifice for love.. for someone.. for something, fear that clouds one judgement with perfection, money that satisify smile in pursuit of buying happinesss blinding relationship lacks logic with hidden truth or lies?? some say its choice that lack strength which also mistaken weakness when decisions brings fairness.. perhaps the heart misread right from wrong in concept with mind body and soul underminding the observary of beautiful beneath deep skin, eyes read the danger signs of ears warning system of sound. mental capablities interceptiog physical handicapablities to overpower emotion stabablity.. a gene that has evolved balanace and unbalance self control powered by the light and shadows of our dormain welcome. darkness is the backdoor pass of ones excape. perhap speed collabrate with sound but vision is faster than moveme

Swallowed By Pain
"SWALLOWED BY PAIN" SWALLOWED BY PAIN, A TORTURED SOUL. TRAPT IN ANGER, WITH NO ONE TO HOLD. SWALLOWED BY PAIN, YET SHEDDING NO TEAR'S. NOTHING LEFT, WASTING MY YEAR'S. SWALLOWED BY PAIN, TURNING TO HATE. BOUND BY ANGER, HAVEING NO FATE. SWALLOWED BY PAIN, AND FALLING APART. ASKING HIMSELF, WHEN WILL LOVE START.... by;Paul A. 8-20-7

One Woman For Life
As you all know that love is #1 right? Well it true. Unless someone love you for who you are. No matter what. Why do some men have to leave his woman without reason but gossip? Well occasionally if they pay attention with their own eyes.. Unless There is reason... Most women Love their guy bec of their personality. It is true.. I know how women think.. But at the time, Men should think too....

Is The Weekend Over Yet!?!
IM So Glad That It Is Sunday. This Weekend Was So Boring And Long. I Had No One To Hang Out With This Weekend. The People That I Wanted To Hang Around Anyway. I Could Have Went Over My Friend Becky’s (Drunk Bitch) House And Partied With Them. This Was Friday Night. I Was So Frustrated By Then That I Just Decided To Stay Home And Say To Hell With It. So I Sat On This Damn Thing All Night With Nothing To Do. Saturday Night Was Pretty Much The Same As Friday Night. It Was Absolutely Boring Again. I Was Calling Everybody To See If They Wanted To Go Out. I Was Going To Go Out But This One Person Told Me To Call Him Back Around 10 30 pm Or So And We Could Figure Something Out. Well, I Called Him Several Times And I Never Did Receive A Answer. I Gave Up After The Third Time. So I Done Pretty Much The Same Thing As I Did The Night Before. Today, I Pretty Much Just Laid Around The House. My Dads Girlfriend Had Her Grandson Babysitting Him Today. He Is Such A Cutie. I Pla

Inspired By Tabatha
I see you walking towards me That initial comment slips my mind I am dazed and confused As if my brain is blind I say the first thing I can think of My lips move, but there is no sound As if my voice has been taken And I am gagged and bound As you glance in my direction I am captivated by your eyes I know you can see right into my soul And my body language can tell you no lies I am mesmerized by your beauty Hoping that I am not dreaming I try to say something clever As you stand in front of me gleaming I finally get out a Hello My voice trembles with dismay I know your out of my league All I can do is hope and pray You smile at me sweetly I feel a big relief You say Hello And I begin to believe

Men
What is it with men I am seperated from my ex,something he did made me no longer want to be married to him. I am in the process of getting a divorce. He pretends to be someone else on here so that he can chat with me and then while doing so he rips some of my pics and makes one of them his background. I find out through a friend that he has been harrassing another girl on here using a different screen name and saying that he has so many different profiles because of his psycho ex WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???????? CAN ANYONE TELL ME IF YOU CAN PLEASE COMMENT ME BACK CAUSE i AM SO CONFUSED WITH MY BLAME IN THIS WHOLE THING

Happy Hour ,,start Date,,contest
******SEXYGILRBLONDE's ****** HAPPY HOUR/VIP/BLAST CONTEST IS READY TO START THE CONTEST WILL BE STARTING TUESDAY AUGUST 21, 2007@5PM pacific time, SO THERE IS STILL TIME TO ENTER.RUNS 10 DAYS. YOU CANT MISS THIS..... I am holding a contest and this one you might really want to check out. TOP PRIZE.... A FREE HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!! This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking entries starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest which will start as soon as I have at least 25 entries. When I get the entries needed I will post a bulletin stating the date and time the contest will start. RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in the contest must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you

Hell: Exothermic Or Endothermic?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are mo

Usher My Boo
There's always that one person That will always have your heart You never see it coming Cause you're blinded from the start Know that you're that one for me It's clear for everyone to see Ooh baby ooh you'll always be my boo I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock I don't know bout cha'll But I know about us and uh It's the only way We know how to rock Do you remember girl I was the one who gave you your first kiss Cause I remember girl I was the one who said put your lips like this Even before all the fame and People screaming your name Girl I was there when you were my baby It started when we were younger You were mine my boo Now another brother's taken over But its still in your eyes my boo Even though we used to argue it's alright I know we haven't seen each other In awhile but you will always be my boo I was in love with you when we were younger You were mine my boo And I see it from time to t

Living And Loving
Today my husband surprised me with a ring that I have been eyeing for a while. Lucky he got the size right for my right hand. I laughed because I asked him, okay I have rings on my left on just about all my fingers including the thumb. Now he's starting on the right, so I asked him, "Are you trying to make sure all knows I'm taken?". He replied "Hell Yes"., lolol. We have been enjoying this past week because we have had the grandbaby. He's so precious and we love him so very, much. Life is living and loving the ones in your life, this includes all my buddies and friends also. Thanks for being a part of my life also! Courtesy of MsTags.com

Forbidden
Forbidden by Todd Fulton Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels Can that line be crossed What could we truly be And at what cost Do you see what I see I know there is more there Waiting to be found Can you feel how much I care I feel like I'm being drowned If you knew the amount of desire That I feel for you My burning fire That wants one to become two Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels

Stressfull
All of you out there that think that your job is hard and stressfull try mine for one weekend and you will be glad that you have something different.... I am the manager of all females that dance/strip at a local club here in Ashtabula.... yeah it sounds easy... make schedules hire fire make rules or just listen to them bitch and complain about the stupidest things on this earth ..... and then you got your special ones who like to make up stories so they can go home early... like i have a headache maybe i should get a catscan and see whats really wrong with me..... HA .....the only thing thats really wrong is your RA MEEEEE DIAL.... DID YA GET THAT... sorry people i know its my first day on here but i just needed to rant real quick and get it off my chest...

Celebrate
I went to a birthday party on Saturday night, and had to celebrate mine as well. Geez, I was snookered...lmao. Danced with the girls, got a couple of free drinks for my birthday, and then the ones I bought myself . I had a good time, hung out with my friends, sang at the table, danced in my chair, just had fun. Getting another year older isn't so bad.. --- really it's not......really..... Peace and much love Darkness

If You Love Them Let Them Go
I never believed or understood the statement "If you love something let it go" Til today I realized it was unfair of my to hold on to someone who's heart partially belonged to another. Maybe it was my way of giving her a out with my previous actions. What kind of man would I have been to allow her to be with me if see still had doubts. All I can do is be there for her if and when he breaks her heart and pick up the pieces like any good friend would do.

At Random
At Random by Cheeky It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebuild. A hea

Work, Partying, The Internet And Men
Okay so update on my working situation. Im going to be going back to work from 4am - 3pm Im going to start again around Sept. 5th Yay i guess So im not going to be on here much but im probably going to be getting a new cell since my last was broken. Tonight IM going to be partying in seattle around the Showbox region of seattle lol Im going to get drunk Im going to smoke Im going to flirt...okay not really i have a crush on someone already and he knows who he is [No its not lifesez or sinister edge] lol Im going to hangout at my Ex's tonight Jason, not rob. So if im too drunk ill be spending the night Since ive added a bunch of new friends who HAVENT read my profile If i call you babe it doesnt mean i like you If you think you're in love with me dont tell me Oh and im getting pretty fuckin pissed because a certain guy decided it'd be fun to send me a vid of him jerking it to my pix honestly do you guys think that gets me off? I have other things that get me off tha

Dear Abby Article
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucda/20070819/lf_ucda/lovelost30yearsagostillhauntshappilymarriedman;_ylt=AsqVp5DsbO5TZI97ilE.ZbqmG78C DEAR ABBY: I still feel immensely hurt because of a failed relationship from almost 30 years ago. My high school sweetheart of almost four years broke off our engagement when we were in our early 20s. Our lives were going in different directions -- I was going to college and she was partying. Over the years I never really got over the hurt, even though I have been married for 20 years and have a loving family. I finished college and have a great career. Recently the wound was reopened when she reconnected through our high school Web site. She told me about her life, which has had its ups and downs. She now lives five states away. She's happily married but "just wanted to see what I'm doing and how my life ended up." I never returned the e-mail as it hurts too much. How do I get over this, or doesn't the pain ever truly go away? -- ACHING IN NEW YO

One Wish From God
One Wish From God..... > >> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the > >> sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said; > >> "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant > >> you one wish." > >> > >> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride > >> over anytime I want." The Lord said; "Your request is materialistic, > >> think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the > >> supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and > >> steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I > >> can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly > >> things. Take a little more time and think of something that could > >> possibly help mankind." > >> > >> The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said; "Lord, > >> I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I w

Leo
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Carlin's Rules For 2007
New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule : Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule : If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule :? Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water

Illegals & Birds
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet,

Internet Troubles. Help!
Yesterday I noticed that the driver for my Dell Laptop wireless was not working. I contacted Dell and they helped me re-install my the wireless driver for my pc and they also resolved an IE malfunction I've been having for awhile. During that entire process web pages were slow to load wirelessly. I then Contacted Linksys and I contacted your tech support desk yesterday by telephone and your staff assisted me with a firmware upgrade. This process was hampered by a female tech who spoke too quickly, constantly said "uh huh' even if I was not speaking and I had great difficulty doing what she asked of me. Ultimately she asked me to disconnect my broadband router as well and she said she would call me back. She never did. 40 minutes later I called back using my cellular phone and I spoke to a gentleman who assisted me with the firmware upgrade. No further actions were taken by your staff. I contacted my ISP and informed me that my service is running as it should be and they enc

Owned And Stuff.....
The Picture Owning Game 1. Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin. 2. Pick your favorite picture and comment "I Own This" in it. 3. REPOST this bulletin and see how many comments you get... c'mon play the game. 4. Put the subject as "The Picture Owning Game". Be a sport. 5. Let's see what happens and how many of your pictures get owned

Divisions Part I: In Which Father Issues Are Described, A Recurring Theme.
The divisions I refer to in my mind are what I consider to be the many masks that cover my face which is not there. I think of myself as thousand masks with true face underneath it, just an empty hollow set of masks looking for at least someone in this world to connect to, maybe as some kind of proof that somewhere in this world there are people who will like me for me. Father figures are something I never really have had in my life, there was once a man I thought of as my father but the truth of the matter was he did not even care about me in the slightest, and I lied to myself just for the slightest feeling of acceptance from somebody. He lied to me and even made me feel like a background character in the story of my own life. Everything that revolves around my destruction of my mind and the emptiness that feels almost as if will consume me revolves around me having been lied to and treated as nothing by the man who was supposed to be my father, my stepfather who used me and ev

End Of A Long Hard Day.
Luck what's that? Today I woke up to late to make an appointment that I've been trying to get handled for months. My friends van broke down and we had to get it towed, except we couldn't because the nearest dealership is in Pensacola, 40 or so miles away. Her car is 2 years old and already having f'ed up problems. Reminds me of the time I had a Ford Exploder. Blew two engines in the first two years I had it. Needless to say I hate them now. I needs some luck and some kind of divine intervention. Meh! Life, what a fuckin' mess!

Well ...
i am lost in life, but found in love.. they say good things come to those who wait...i never believed it. however the past week, i witnessed it. the guy that i have loved is with me! i am falling in love with him majorly! AND I AM NOT LETTING HIM GO!! i love you baby!

Tag!!!
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I bite my nails. 2. I like to lay down upside down on my couch to watch tv sometimes. :0) 3. I like to sit in the middle of doorways for no reason at all. 4. I sing along with most commercials. 5. I love to bake food and don’t eat damn near any of the food I bake. 6. I cant stand feet! Not even my own. YUCK! Well my babies have cute toes :0) 7. My mom knocked one of my teeth out when I was a little kid. 8. That same women who I called mom has beaten the ever living life out of me numerous times in my life. 9. I have tried to commit suicide 3 times in my life. Think about it often still. 10. And last but never least…Wh

Venting
Ok im done helping people...i always step up and help anyone who needs it whether it be leveling, contests, or giveaways....I was talked into entering this contest and from day one i was going to give up because i was getting my ass kicked,, well many of my friends told me not to give up that they would be there to help and only a few have been there to help me out...no i wont give up because of the few that have put so much time into helping me but mark my words i will no longer help others out when asked...with exception of the ones that have helped me! And if u think im a bitch now just remove me because i tend to speak my mind!

This Past Weekend On Tll....
============================================================================ 08-17-07 Lady Jessie BratPrince bumper 1 Leonard Cohen "Waiting For The Miracle" L7 "Shitlist" TLL intro 14a Tito and Tarantula "After Dark" >voiceover: KISS "God Of Thunder" Danzig "Mother" Rob Zombie "Dragula" Joan Jett & The Blackhearts "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah!)" Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead Or Alive" The Animals "The House Of The Rising Sun" The Who "Behind Blue Eyes" Lynyrd Skynyrd "Simple Man" >voiceover Van Halen "Dave raps intro of band" LIVE Van Halen "Women In Love" LIVE Pink Floyd "Learning To Fly" LIVE Pink Floyd "The Dogs Of War" LIVE Queensryche "Operation: Mindcrime" LIVE Queensryche "Speak" >voiceover Led Zeppelin "In The Light" Led Zeppelin "All My Love" Nightwish "Nemo" Nightwish "The Phantom Of The Opera" Caroline Blue TLL promo 1 Creed "With Arms Wide Open" >voiceover Creed "Six Feet From The Edge" WRR 12sec bump Bulletboys "Smooth Up In Ya" The Blesse

~~~wolf~~~
Wolf © By BlueWolf © Ferocious and stealth, he makes not a sound. His paws are silent as they touch the ground. Stalking his prey ever so slightly Although this task cannot be taken lightly. He wisps through trees and under thick brush. And even though he is calm, he's still in a rush. The pups need feeding and he is on his last breath. If he does not get food it will surely mean death. It is night now and all is quiet Except for a gunshot that causes a riot. The wolf drops to his belly all the while stunted. He was unknowing that the hunter became the hunted...............

If I Could Ask For One More Rate...
Hey folks...they're having a final round for the top 3 contestants...If I could ask you guys to help out one more time...just a rate is all!! Even a 1 will do lol :D I'd really love to win this...Pls let me know if you rated it...I'll return the love...and pls get a fren to rate it as well!!...thanks in advance [ fubar.com photo: 3241129405 ] Much love...xoxoxo

Prince Jesse Needs You
I'm trying to help my friend Jesse out and he has been abandon and needs ur help. he's a good guy and kinda got a funny wit about him. he's a fun guy to talk to. If you would like to bomb him in his contest he will be very appeciative. Here is the link to his contest entry: Remember The Ghost Rider is watching you. To Protect and Serve

Jus Ventin A Lil
ever liked sum1 so much u lat them walk ova u? how do u tell them u cnt take any more of their lies wen all u want is 2 b wit them. u only see them once every 2 or more weeks sex is great & u want 2 b understanding cus they r married but suppose 2 b getin a divorce. how do u tell them u cnt wait 4 sum thing u feel is never goin 2 happen wen all u no is happiness wen they r around how do u tell them that u feel like u r being ignored by them but they want all of ur attention on them. how do u say we cnt see each other any more wen all u want is 2 b wit them 4ever. wen did like turn n2 love? is it really love or lust? wat do u do wen u said from the start there will never b anything between u cus u met online & he is more then 5yrs younger then u but he won a place n ur heart the day he scared u & made u laugh at the same time. u think about him all the time but u no he is not thinkin of u. how do u move on wit him still in ur head but he cnt give u wat u want the life u lookin 4 the lo

New Dean Update
The center of powerful Hurricane Dean is now passing just south of the western part of Jamaica with 145 mph winds; a healthy category 4 on the Saffir-Simpson scale. A Kingston observing site has reported sustained easterly winds to 114 mph and gusts to at least 138 mph. As the center of Hurricane Dean continues westward just south of Jamaica, hurricane-force winds remain in full gear especially across the southern half of island. The top portion of Dean's eyewall will continue to unleash a harsh blow to the island nation tonight. There have been reports via radio of uprooted trees, rooftops torn away, impassable roads, and a mudslide. Moreover, tremendous waves are battering the southern and eastern shore as well and torrential rains continue. Rainfall amounts will be in the 5 to 10 inch range with some areas receiving as much as 20 inches. The heavy rains will lead to life-threatening mudslides. Dean could be the strongest hurricane to strike Jamaica since 1950: stro

I Wanna Mean Something
I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING MORE WHEN YOU GAZE INTO MY EYES WANTING ME TO BE WITH YOU TONIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING NOT JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING MORE THE A LOVER OR JUST A FRIEND I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING YOU REACH FOR NOT JUST YOUR LAST MIN PLAN I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING NOT JUST LATE AT NIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING THAT WHEN IM NOT THERE THINGS JUST DON’T FEEL RIGHT I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING TO THE POINT THAT YOUR BODY AND HEART ACHE FOR NOT JUST TO BE THERE TO MAKE THE BED POST SHAKE I WANNA MEAN SOMETHING

For Distracted People
(More a sketch of a joke than the real thing (alright, alright no excuses)) "Remember the Maine (subject!)" (This will make no sense unless one gets this reference in advance and knows about the battlecry. I learned about it in high school, back when my HS was, well... more distraction, but that's appropriate enough, yes?) (edit: meant to be a pun, not an attempt to restart a century-old war. Just to clarify, yes...)

Moonlight Ride On A Warm Summer's Night
Moonlight Ride © By BlueWolf © In the still of a warm summer's night, I venture towards the barn with saddle in hand. Stirrups dangle and clang with no one in sight, I blissfully tack up my steed for a moonlight ride. We glide together through sweet smelling meadows, Not a care in the world only smiles. Guided by the moon's light and shadows, We quickly move up the hill for another view. Wind in our hair and sparks in our stride, We fly through the hilltop's water mists. There's nothing like this but pride. Our backs to city lights, the other view, We find calmness of the trail. A warm summer breeze upon us, We see a mother and her quail. The barn in sight, we pick up speed. Laughter is in the air, What a ride it's been, And we race on without a care. We proudly halt, and walk into the barn.

New Pics
Well I've posted some new pics. I'm gettin married in less than 3wks and I'm really happy and I've been feeling great about everything. Keep checkin back.i'm sure there will be more pics posted almost every night. Luv ya'll.

Baby Kristopher
A dream come true for the daddy...after waiting 47 yrs John finally became a dad!! I have worked with John going on 6yrs now and he honestly never thought he would get married or become a father. His dreams came true when he married his bride a yr ago next month and another one came true when his beautiful son was born Aug. 15th @ 2:22pm We recieved the call at work around 3 from a very joyful father. The babies name is "Kristopher Ean Robert". We didnt get a weight due to the fact that the baby was under lights to bring up his body temp. We waited 2 days to hear news about the lil guy, and yest John called again from a childrens hospital 1.5hrs away. Little Kristopher was born with his umbilical cord wrapped around his waist and his lower extremities were blue when he was born. They saved his legs but they couldnt control his breathing. He was airlifted to childrens hosp for further evaluation. Once there it was confirmed that he had swallowed amniotic fluid and that he ha

~~~somewhere The Sun Is Shining~~~
Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! Somewhere the Sun is Shining © By BlueWolf Somewhere the sun is shining, and the clouds are not in sight. Somewhere someone's laughing, and talking about what might. What might have been another year, for us to spend together. What might have been another time, that I could cherish forever. Somewhere two people laugh and joke, and carry on all day. Talk about their past and future, in an extraordinary way. They talk about the last few years, and how they made a bond. They found it funny they both were different, but both especially fond. Fond of each other everyday, so genuine and true. A friend to tell of all your worries, if ever you were blue. To trust with all my secrets, and keeping yours close to heart. Knowing you will comfort me, and sharing all our art. Somewhere the sun is shining, and we will meet again. Become the friends we always were, and talk abou

Mission Possible
tied down and helpless prey to my charms wicked submission and never no harm let me kiss and delight you tease and excite you a devilish confection whip cream drips from your erection a taste of heaven for my tongue let me lick and nibble fingers wander a little you're almost there but im not done i feel you tremble and hear you moan so real and exciting a fire igniting my body you own i wanna feel you inside me you beg " please untie me" and now i know it's on im so wet with desire i ache for your fire the heat we'd create you feel so good im so weak your so strong you fuck me so right and all night long we bathe in the ecstacy our desires envision and live all our fantasies orgasm; our mission

My Birthday Bulletin From Babyboy J
GO SHOW THE OTHERS SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE TOO SHE THESE WONDERFUL PPL SOME LOVE ON THEIR BDAY EVEN U ALL READY AND DONT FORGET THEY AINT TO OLD TO GET SPANKINS EITHER:p ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar lxl_Purple_lxl (Elder) Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar ~Candy ~@ fubar aka pookie....ainturbytch!!!@ fubar ~*Princess Kimmie*~** READ PROFILE FIRST**@ fubar Devilish Vixen@ fubar ♥Belladonna♥ Plunder Bunny - Club F.A,R, Member - Plz Fan B4 Add@ fubar ÐëMöñ§@ fubar

Something Real ...
...I've got more than a girl could wish for Live my dreams, but it's not all they say Still believe I'm missing something real I need someone who really sees me I've often wondered if love's an illusion Just to get you through the loneliest days I can't critize it I have no hesitation My imagination just stole me away Still I believe I'm missing something real Love's for a lifetime, not for a moment (so they say) So how I could I throw it away Yeah I'm only human And nights grow colder With no-one to love me that way Yeah I need someone who really sees me And I won't wake up alone anymore Still believing he'll walk through my door He'll reach for me and I'll know it's for sure ...

Newest Aug 19
I have a new update on www.southern-charms.com/jezabelle that went up fri. Me in the pool again!! And I have a new one going up on Mon too. Also have a quickie on www.dreamnet.com/jezabelle and a new one with toy action going up in a couple days. Hope to see you there!! Kisses!

Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 19,2007 Your deeper emotions are rising to the surface, and you might need to try something a little different to work through them this time. It's a good idea to check in with someone who really gets you.

Actions Speak Louder Than Words!
hmm...Now how is anyone suppose to know when someone is tellng the truth and know they mean what they say? Why does the opposite sex have to be so confusing? When somone tells you something generally one tends to believe them. Honesty is the best policy! So everyone ...remember ACTIONs SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS! And if you have a problem with someone tell them so! Be upfront and honest, what goes around comes around! I hope no one takes this personally, just trying to share a few things some of my friends have discussed with me lately. I know that I am not the only one that feels this way to! Thank you for your time in viewing! Have a great day or night! ~me

Show Them Love..they Helped Me Level
♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar ~*~ Dark lady ~*~ {Shadow Leveler} Rate, fan, & read about me before adding.@ fubar ~SASSYJ Wench~@ fubar ~*~Witchie~*~ GREETER FOR GTR/MBR OF SHADOW LEVELERS~@ fubar Silverpixi ~~member of "The Wolves Den"~~@ fubar ~SexiSam~@ fubar _Cappy_@ fubar

Grrrrr
OMG I swear pets are so hard to handle at times when i got home earlier tonight I instincivly checked my hamster's cage and he wasn't there it would seem the little fuzz ball decided to make a break for it and pulled a disappearing act on me and since my room is so big i can't search it from top to bottom to locate him and i'm gonna have to wait it out and see when he decides to show himself my only concern is if he decides to climb the stairs and go to the main level of the house my friends own a german shepard so if she finds him before I do he's a goner.

Deaf Toned ... By Jaynie And Heather
Steam coming out of our ears like a locomotive going up the mountain, Blood boiling in the veins like a tea pot ready to blow, Patience wearing thin like a spaghetti strap on a double "D". What we wanna know is "Can anyone hear the words coming out of our mouths or are we speaking a foreign tongue?" When we say we want to be left alone or have to do some chores do us all a favor, leave us alone and go call one of your whores. If we say something by mistake, or if you read more into it then it is, remember we are only human taking care of our personal "biz". We don't mean to come off as cold hearted bitches, but coming from Venus these are our nitches. NOW HEAR US LOUD, coming from Mars you Males have issues too, but I believe that it takes the right kind of woman to love you for you! Just because we don't work out, doesn't mean that we don't care, it just means you have to recast your line to see what is out there. XOXOXO, Jayners & Hef P.S. Can you hear us now, or

Ncspanker
Since he is needing leveling and I haven't written anything for him yet, I thought I would go ahead and tell you a little something about my friend, NCSpanker. I met NCSpanker (Michael) through Stay at Home Mom (Kirsten) when she was trying to help him level (I think maybe 3 or 4 levels back...lol). Although, the amount of pics he had was a little intimidating (just look now...lol), it was well worth taking the time to rate them because I got to know him and of course, we became friends. Michael stops by my page all the time. There is seldom a day that goes by that he doesn't and those are only day that he is either not feeling well or not around at all. He always tries to take the time to send a different comment every day along with a little saying or note to you personally to bring you a smile! What a nice friend! :) He is big into Nascar, loves his friends and even likes his "spanks" too! :P If ever you need a friend, need help leveling or just want to say hi, this is

Jokes
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times." An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hes

Writers Challenge!
Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used." Some people say it was to settle a bar bet. Others say it was a personal challenge directed at other famous authors. I'd like to challenge you to compose your own Six Word Story. Be as inventive as possible. Have those few words tell the whole tale of you. Really think about it - one complete sentence, subject and verb, to sum yourself up... Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Sure you can.... Raggdoll: Pain is a mirror of love. Robyn: The Beauty Lies In The Flaws.... Paintings by CANO: Help is not, repeat, NOT forthcoming. Kevin Daniel: everything will be alright, i think. Shelleyan: Photographs capture a moment in time! Green Shoes: I'll never fall in love again. Thor Thunderhorn: Music: The voice of the gods Mike{ Seldom was a tail left unturned.} Chloe'~ Always looking for the p

Friend Or Foe? ... Road Or Detour?
Why is it that sometimes our close friends like to lash out at us and hurt our feelings? Do they not know that they are really hurting us? But yet we continue to be their friend, because we do value their friendship. And for some reason unknown our paths keep getting crossed, unless I start fabricating a new escape route so that our paths won't cross again. Eventually I feel that a new road should be constructed to eliminate the potholes. Why is it that we all can't just get along and stay in our own lanes??? Is that too much to ask? Do we all need to get GEICO? By ~Jaynie

If We Had Sex Would You?
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

An Odd Coincidence...
Earlier tonight I searched Youtube for banned stuff... don't ask me why; I don't know... Anyway, the search came up with an old Daffy Duck cartoon from WWII... interesting... funny... Moving on... Just now I tuned in to Futurama, and at the end of the title sequence where the ship crashes into the screen, there was that SAME Daffy Duck cartoon playing. Odd, huh! What are the odds?

If Our Hearts Could Talk
If Our Hearts Could Talk © By BlueWolf Life is kind of like the ocean, You can see how it starts, but not the way it ends. So lets just take things as they come to us, And be happy we're best friends. Let us learn from each other, We can help each other grow. And let us always be there for one another, At times we are feeling low. May we always be able to put a smile on each others face, And a twinkle in our eyes. And let us never forget all the good times, Like watching shooting stars fall from the skies. The laughs just keep on coming, Nothing can ever take that away. Cause they start from the inside, And get deeper everyday. They make us stronger, As they bring us closer together. They always make our days brighter, No matter the weather. Just the sound of that laugh, And the sight of that smile. Makes every risky minute, Worth the while. A moment where nothing else matters, And a chance to be free. All the rest fades away, And its just y

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Just An Update
So as of right now here is what our 3 bombers are at in there contests........... Short and Sweet 3rd place with 712 1st has 2042 2nd has 1660 Ray 2nd place with 4791 1st place has 4805 3rd place has 4386 Kathy 1st place with 4959 2nd has 4638 3rd has 3294 4th has 3844 We really need to be bombing as much as we can.....myself included! Just want to let everyone know where we stand right now! Come on bombers! We can do this! Mama

Extreme Is Movin On Up To The Penthouse Suite!!!
HEY EVERYONE...JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULD POST THIS SO THAT EVERYONE ON MY LIST CAN SEE WHAT'S GOIN ON. BEGINING MONDAY AUGUST 20, 2007 EXTREME"X" LOUNGE WILL BE MOVING LOCATIONS...NO WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, JUST MOVIN TO A BETTER PLACE. I KNOW THERE ARE RUMORS OUT THERE ALREADY, BUT REST ASSURED WE AREN'T GOIN ANYWHERE!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY INVITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO THE DEMOLITION OF THE OLD EXTREME, AND THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW EXTREME. ~BUZZ MAN~ PROMISES LOTS OF PRIZES AND SURPRISES ROUND EVERY CORNER, SO EVERYONE COME ON IN AND HAVE A BLAST AT THE BIGGEST PARTY ON FUBAR...YOU WILL DEFINATELY BE BLOWN AWAY!!!! HERE ARE THE LINKS YOU WILL NEED: OLD EXTREME: http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=6553 NEW AND IMPROVED EXTREME: http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9682 I ALSO INVITE YOU TO JOIN THE LOUNGES AND THE LOUNGE HOME PAGE WHEN YOU CHECK THEM OUT, WE GOT THE BEST PEOPLE HANGIN OUT AT EXTREME!! BUT BE WARNED, DRAMA WILL GET YOU DEAD!!! HOPE TO S

Sleepy?
Well this is weird. I have been suffering from insomnia for a month or so. Last week I was beginning to really show it, acting psycho all day after only getting an hour or less sleep a night for weeks. Then, Saturday morning, I talked to a wiccan friend of mine. She gave me some things to try and within a few hours I felt like a happier person. I slept for 4 hours last night, which is an improvement, and now at 10 PM I am rubbing my head to stay awake.

Cum To Me
The steps creak as he slowly climbs Her heart races at the sound She slowly turns to face the door He comes in with a smile upon his face He speaks not a single word But she knows what he wants She climbs out of bed as she goes to him His fingers slip into her hair as he kisses her Buttons on his shirt get undone Her hands roaming over his chest Shirt slipping unnoticed to the floor He kisses her deeper as they slowly move back The back of her knees hit the edge of the bed He helps her lie down in the middle of the bed Reaching for the buckle to his belt Her hands roam over her naked body The pants thump as they hit the floor He crawls onto the bed with out a thing on Kissing his way up her body as he slowly climbs on the bed Stopping to suckle on one nipple then the other Drawing deep moans from her lips Kissing and kissing he makes his way up to her lips Long smoldering kisses Her body arching into his His hands roam over the same places hers had just been F

Try And Try
Try and Try © By BlueWolf aka (Paul Baker) I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer

Pleasuring You
As we lay on the bed, slowly caressing, touching, tasting, kissing each other all over... My hands lovingly caresses your twitching hard manhood, slowly, tenderly, up, down and around... savoring the feel of your skin, the hardness of the muscle and the pleasure I see on your face, the moans that escape your lips... As one hand continues to massage your harden rod, my other hand tenderly fondles your balls, feeling the tightness, yet the softness of the skin... I see the pre-cum drip out of the head of your cock, I lower my head to inhale your musky scent, as my tongue lightly licks your juice, tasting its salty sweet flavor I love so much... Taking my pleasure from the taste of you, I softly kiss and lick the head of your cock as my hands continue to caress and massage the length of you, excruciating slow, feeling your hardness throb, wanting release yet wanting to extend the pleasure... I look into your eyes and know that I can stroke you longer, make

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you?

Writers Block Nothing New To
Yes like all the great writers. I have the writers block. Oh I find a line or a word or two that can be apart of somethign great. But right now I am stuck in limbo. I think I work best when I am stressed out big time. Why I do not know. All I know is that is when it happens the most the creative ideas. With working days now and getting a good nights sleep. I am not as stressed out any more. I have also been searching the internet to find more help with stressful times. I have found the site of University of metaphysical Scienes has a few free stress helping Audios and other things. This has help me to relax. So if there are others out there please check it out. Now I am thing of writing a short childerns story. About a very small squirrel who's home is a sunflower plant. All the Squirrel eats is sunflowers. Until he finds his love then starts eating Acorns. Which gets him to become full Grown. So the moral of the story would proboly be. Never be happy with your small world seek to fi

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My Account
ok.. just so everyone has a heads up in a couple days im deleting my fubar account... im never on here anymore.. so i dont see the point in having it anymore.. if you want to keep in touch.. send me a message.. i'll send you my yahoo..

Death Of Superman
I think they should take all the comic books that talk about the death of superman, no mater what seris, and put them in cronilogical order in one hard cover book for sale. I dont mean changing anything, just taking the isues that talk of death of superman in any way and then reprinting them in a hard cover book, pics and all. like a special colletors edition. what do you think? why?? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~RIP SUPERMAN~

Content With Myself...for Once.
You know...its always been hard to me to sit there and accept people for who and what they really are... I met someone this weekend...from here. He shall remain nameless but he knows who he is...and for once...I wasn't nervous. He didn't try to be anything he wasn't and he didn't try to impress anyone. I like that. I like him. Alot. And it really bugs me out a little because I really haven't felt like this before...To really want to wake up next to someone, despite the horrid snoring and the morning breath, to really want to just go to sleep there next to them and feel that comfort. The skin to skin warmth that really only someone else can give you. I just don't want this weekend to be for nothing because I was too chicken to shit ask him to his face. I don't normally do what I did and but it would be nice to know where we stand now... I just hope it isn't way out in left feild...

Chicken-rice Stir Fry
1 lb. chicken breast, cubed 1 1/2 c. long grain rice, cooked 1 pkg. stir fry seasoning 3/4 c. water 2 cloves garlic, minced 1/2 rib celery, minced 1/2 med. onion, minced 1/4 c. minced cabbage 2 scrambled eggs 2-3 tbsp. oil Use a non stick skillet or wok. Over medium heat saute chicken breast using 1 tablespoon oil; remove chicken. Saute minced garlic, celery, onion and cabbage until soft. Remove and scramble 2 eggs, using additional oil as needed. Add sauteed chicken breast and sauteed vegetables to scrambled eggs; sprinkle stir fry seasoning over these ingredients and add the 3/4 cup water. Stir mixture well to coat with seasoning. Add 1 1/2 cup cooked rice. Mix well. Can use soy sauce to suit one's taste. Other vegetables can be substitute. I use what I have on hand. Serves 6-8.

Its Good To See Animals Happy
so i went to spend some time with my father this past weekand and thats actually pretty good concidering that i rarely ever get to spend time with him at all. even though i only spent one day with him it was so differant then my usual visits with him, it was like we both grew up a little. instead of his tideous rambles of how much he is saddened by watching me put my life down the tubes he actually talked to me with respect and looked me in the eyes the whole time which he never did. the other cool thing was that this was also the first time that i had some really good news to tell him, i told him about my new job and how my music career is finally takeing off and how much more ive been doing in the community as well as took care of all my legal bullshit too! when he heard this i could swear he almost shed a tear. now my father and i totally love animals and i mean we love them (not in any perverted way you sick bastards) and he introduced me to an animal sanctuary that is cal

Mandarin Orange And Cashew Chicken
1 (11 oz.) can mandarin oranges 1/4 c. Kikkoman Stir Fry Sauce 3 tbsp. oil 2 whole chicken breasts, skinned, boned and cut into strips 1/3 c. cashews 1 clove garlic, minced 1 med. onion, sliced 1/2 lb. fresh snow peas (or 1 box frozen snow peas) Reserve 2 tablespoons syrup from oranges. Mix with stir fry sauce. Heat 2 tablespoons oil in large skillet over high heat. Add chicken, cashews and garlic. Stir fry 3 minutes. Remove. Heat remaining oil in same pan. Add onion and snow peas. Stir fry 3 minutes. Add chicken, cashews, garlic and stir fry sauce. Stir to coat all ingredients with sauce. Remove from heat. Add oranges. Makes 4 servings. Serve over rice or noodles.

Funny One!
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You are going to love this !!!!!) "Well," he replied, *"Today is the viewing."*

Chinese Fried Chicken
1 frying chicken, in bite size pieces (do not skin or bone) 3 c. Wesson oil 3 oz. peanuts, crushed 6 heaping tbsp. flour 2 egg whites 4 tbsp. water Salt - pinch 1/4 tsp. baking powder Cut chicken with cleaver or hit knife with rolling pin. Mix peanuts, flour, egg whites, water, salt and baking powder. Coat chicken with batter. Fry until golden brown in a deep fryer at 355 degrees. Serve with sauce: 2 tsp. soy sauce Dash of Worcestershire sauce 1/2 c. plum jam or jelly 1/4 c. ketchup Heat all ingredients in saucepan until smooth. Serve sauce separately.

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1 feet 2 liars 3 cheaters 4 women beaters ( should all b shot no questions asked ) 5 child beaters ( see #4 ) 6 child molesters ( see # 4 ) 7 i hate ppl that rnt on time 8 i hate that the 1 i wanna b with forever is so far away!!! 9 i have a habit of playing with my hair 10 i hate it when family reunions turn into country fest ( insert year)

Stir-fried Shrimp With Chicken
If shrimp are large, cut them in half before stir-frying. 1/2 lb. skinned, boned chicken breasts. MARINADE: 1 tsp. rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cornstarch 1 egg white SEASONING SAUCE: 1 tbsp. rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. sugar 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 tsp. rice vinegar or white vinegar 1 tsp. sesame oil 3 tbsp. chicken broth or water 1 tsp. cornstarch 2 c. boiling water 1/4 lb. fresh snow peas 2 c. boiling water 1 c. vegetable oil 6 slices fresh ginger root 1/3 c. sliced bamboo shoots 1 tsp. sesame oil Shell and devein shrimp. Rinse and pat dry. Cut each shrimp in half. Cut chicken into thin slices. Chop slices into bite-size pieces. Mix marinade ingredients in a medium bowl. Add shrimp halves, chicken pieces, mix well. Let stand 20 minutes. Mix ingredients for seasoning sauce in a small bowl; set aside. Cook whole carrots in 2 cups boiling water in a small saucepan 10 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon, drain well and slice

Oven Fried Cajun Chicken
1 frying chicken or 6 breasts or 6 leg thigh quarters 1 cup flour black pepper and garlic powder (for sprinkling) Creole seasoning paprika cayenne pepper 1/2 cup butter Preheat oven to 425°F. Pat chicken dry with a clean paper towel and sprinkle with garlic powder and Creole seasoning. In a Ziploc bag, combine 1 cup flour, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, a pinch of cayenne pepper (optional - adjust heat as desired), 1/2 teaspoon paprika and 1/2 teaspoon Creole seasoning. Close bag and mix well. Shake chicken in the bag with flour and seasonings. Line a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish with foil. Add butter and place in oven until it sizzles. Place chicken in dish, skin side down. Bake 30 minutes; turn reduce heat to 325°F degrees and bake 35-45 minutes longer or until chicken is cooked through (this depends upon the weight of the chicken). It will be a beautiful golden brown and very tender when done.

Rejected
Rejected Sad and Blue Angry Hurt by you Lied to and played the fool My feelings played with by the Court Jester that were so cold and uncool The slight of hand that I watched with open heart, now through this betrayal we are apart This whole time my jester tricked me to think him good and true but I wound up his fool I was wishing for my lucky fish, wishing so hard but none came Now I toss all hope back to the sea, because all of my fish were the same! I am the fool who wished for fish, I wished for you, I guess I am to blame. -Amanda

When Sorry Isn't Enough
A question is running through my mind as I write this. How do you apologize when sorry isn't a enough. I've come to the conclusion sometimes words just can't make up for the thoughtless actions of a foolish man in love. It's not about mending a broken heart if I was the one who broke it..it's about tryin to pick up the shards of shattered trust and forging them into a stronger form of trust and hoping that if I prove myself worthy of what was lost..in turn that something can be gained again. And most importantly I most accept the fact that all that has happened is the result of my own actions despite what the motivation for said acts was, because it all boils down to one simple fact I fucked up

On Another Note
I forgot to say that last night I made my kereoke debut. lol yup sure did. Had a blast. but I did hide behind Jessica for part of it. lol This saturday night has i said last is going to be a hell of a party. Going to ENFIELD, Illinois. whoop oh yea.. just to bad Ill be going alone without a man... oh well.... then Sunday afternoon is my sisters baby shower... oh boy. lol thats gonna be a rough one. outside all afternoon in the heat.. icky.

Real Life Call Center Calls A Must Read Very Funny!!!! Haha
what is this world coming to ??? lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover

This Is How I Feel Lately
You know, lately I have been thinking that I'm being led on by people. I am so nice to them and shit but they just seem to blow me off. If shit like this keeps happening I'm just going to cut off all contact from all my friends ...cause I am tired of being used and blown off.

Don't Fall For Me....
I wrote this a while back when I was kinda in a bad spot in life, but I still love it! Don't fall for me... Don't fall for me, I am not the one for you. I am a cold heartless bitch, a man eating shrew. My heart is hard as a rock, my blood cold as the glacier snow. If you want to know why just ask my toads they should know . Bitterness has settled where love once lived. Now all I have left is hatered, hostility, and sorrow that can not be hidden. I am quick with my toung for a quick lashing that some might call man bashing. If you don't like what I have to say, butt the hell out who asked you anyway. My heart has be torn, neglected, thrashed, and bruised. It has been beatened, stomped on, broken and more. I will no longer feel the pain of a man, I won't be his lap dog, cook, maid or whore. If a man tries to court me I pitty his soul, for I am not for any man bad good or indifferent. My wall is up, no entrance here. Do not cross the line, do not come near. For if

Grandma Again
Okay. I thought this was hilarious. My grandma is watching one of those made for TV movies and it's a black gospel type about love and it just so happens that her favorite star from the Young and the Restless is on it. He's this light skinned dude and she loves him. She's going on about how handsome he is and how good looking and all.. (Sidestep. My grandma is in her 80's and she is not racist but she is still in that mindset that black and white are great as friends but she doesn't really see them as romantically mixing. Every dang time I talk about a guy I like she asks if he is black cause I like men of all colors. Annnnyhow...) I say... "I thought that you don't find black men attractive." Her: "Well his brother on the show isn't that good looking... " Me : Well grandma he is black. He has dark skin and very curly hair pulled into little braids." Her : Well in MY mind he is not black... I don't consider him that way... Old people are funny. The end. Also. I fu

Fake People
You know, lately I have been thinking that I'm being led on by people. I am so nice to them and shit but they just seem to blow me off. If shit like this keeps happening I'm just going to cut off all contact from all my friends ...cause I am tired of being used and blown off.

Tag!
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have little to no self-confidence. 2. To relieve stress, I draw, take pictures, or write poetry. 3. I have BIG issues with my mother... 4. I have one birth mark in an inconspicuous place..... lol 5. I have an obsession with cleaning other people's houses... 6. It is under suspicion that I have two webbed toes!!! hahaha 7. I stole a truck once. 8. I was with a man for 4 years before he heard me fart... hahahahaha 9. I have to wear carmex on my lips before bed or I can't sleep... 10. A psychic once told me that I was going to be rich and famous by writing a documentary in France... And she told me to learn French... Guess I should

Done
I was there but you didn't see me I was in so deep the darkness became me and you thought I was all light but I wasn't I was screaming and you didn't hear me now I can't know you anymore I'm not there now but the stink and gorge will always be part of me and you must keep your hands clean.

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have a "mild" case of obsessive compulsive disorder. 2. I can't sleep without the TV on. 3. I have only slept with someone the first time I met them twice...once was when I got pregnant and the other....*wink* 4. I hate my nose. 5. I am horrible about returning phone calls. 6. I love classical music. 7. I have no self-confidence. 8. I have never broken a bone. 9. I can't swim. 10. I am very co-dependent...I hate being by myself.

...friends...
While I have been blessed with a few close friends, I still almost at all times feel completely alone. I remember one of the times in my life when my friend needed me more than anything, and my stepfather, who will discussed in another chapter of this tale of what causes a man to lose his face and have only a thousand masks while never having a true face. But that is for another time, forbade me from being with my friend because his parents were going through a divorce, and I was forbidden by my father to not be around my friend whom is even to this day is like a brother to me. This was a moment that shaped me I think in a lot of ways that are probably not the best things that have happened. The alienation I felt at this time of my life would almost feel strangling. It is at these times perhaps my escapism became the better part of my coping mechanism to deal with pain. In this instance I remember listening to my stepfather telling me not to go over to my best friends house and

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Silent Resilience
I am not a victim. There are no lost causes. "I've been there, done that, and know suffering -- but it's all good." I'm still standing. "Can't touch this." Self-pity is an excuse to do nothing. To appeal to sympathy for pity's sake is to seek affirmation of the choice to do nothing. I am empowered by the spirit and support of meaningful experience and I transform with silent resilience.

This One Is Getting Published In The Fall
EVERY LITTLE GIRLS DREAM what is the meaning of life? every little girls dream is to grow up and be the perfect wife. what if thats not the way they want to live, but they have undivided love that they will give? every little girls dream is to grow up and have a family of their own, but what if their mind changes when they are grown? every little girls dream is to grow up and have a baby, but what happens when the doctor tells them that possiblity is a maybe? every little girls dreams then falls from their faces as hard as rain. and pain is all that will remain. every little girls heart, was torn out and now ripped apart. everylittle girls dream is to now have their dreams come true, but they dont think that will happen, do you?

Even In Death
wandering aimlessly thru the woods sensing the sun's withdrawal remembering your leave taking feelings overwhelming thought heart poised knowing the loss repeated like a mobius strip of loves and dreams would never go away night sky a mirror of my soul trite... maybe crushingly new every time even in death you reach out make me remember the feeling of you leaving... could you not have taken me with you?

R.i.p Mike
The Day We Meet In Heaven You were sixteen when you passed I never thought that day I seen you would be my last Ever day that goes by and you are not here My heart continues to tear Sometimes I cry at night Out of fear and out of fright I am scared that I wont see you again But when I pass we will just see then You are still loved by me I know you are looking down on me and you can see Im just letting you know That I will see you when it is my time to go The pain get worse everyday And it will never go away Untill the day we meet in heaven

Untittled
it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appriciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. thats a phrase that was once said now the phrase wont leave my head meeting you made me realize how that could be true the minute it took me to find you i will never regret and it is you i will never forget you make me happy, but you cause me tears then i talk to you, and i have no fears what if i never took that hour to appriciate you? my life would be so different, i wouldnt know what to do this relationship that we have makes me a whole lot stronger and i pray to god that it will last longer being hurt again for me is a big scare i havent taken that day to love you because of my fear

Writing
A LOVE STORY.//as writ by me..copyright 2007 I GAZED ACROSS THE OCEAN IN YOUR DIRECTION, AND A SMILE CAME UPON MY FACE. I REMEMBERD THE THINGS YOU SAID TO ME AND WAS SUDDENLY AT EASE AS MY SPIRIT LEFT IN ASTROPROJECTION, FLOATING TOWARD THE WESTERN SHORES. THEN AT ONCE, IT STOPPED. IT HOVERED JUST SHY OF GOING ASHORE. MY HEART RACED WILDLY, WILLFULLY, WOEFULLY REALIZING THAT THIS WAS ONLY A DREAM. A DREAM THAT ONLY MY SPIRIT CAN INDULGE. A DREAM NOT LOST NOR WAIVERING, BUT WAINING EVER EASTWARD, UNTIL MY SPIRIT RETURNS TO ME, AND WAKES FOR THE DESIRE TO RETURN ONCE AGAIN TO THOSE WESTERN SHORES.

Bgd's Yummy Has Her Lil Girl In A Contest
Theresa is a great friend and one of the sweetest people you'll meet here. She's entered her little girl in a child morphing contest here's the link to the pic that you'd comment on You'll need to add the host in order to bomb Lord Wolf ~Micaje Cikala Peta,Fubar Husband FTW Lost Goth *Oy'sa Watta Chee* .Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar Thank you so much.. I'd really appreciate any help that anyone can give her and I know that she will appreciate it and will return the favor when you ask for it. :)

Country Music Fans Only!!!
Over the next month 1/2 is gonna be a great streak for country music releases.. Releases in September:1)Kenny Chesney, 2)Reba duets,3)Rascal Flatts.. Releases in October: 1)Leann Rimes,2)Carrie Underwood,3)Sara Evans,4),Faith Hill,5)Billy Currington.. Those are the big ones that i can remember, personally i cant wait to get, Kenny's, Reba's, Rascal's,Carrie's,Leann's, and Billy's I usually can control my impulses to buy cd's but i really want these ones!

Blessings Of Beauty
Tattoo Girl had this in her stash and it was so beautiful I wanted to keep track of it as well as also share it with others. Stop by and show her some love if you have the chance. She's awesome ~Tattoogirl God.Iris COS A of F A & S ♫ Poison'd Girl Tattoogirl's Demented Nightmare Owner~Fubar & RL Wifey of Dj Pj~@ fubar

Today On The Planet: Catpower, Jay Z, Beck, The Boss, Plus New Daily Show Clips
TODAY IN THE PLANET NEWS ROOM: *More On New Bruce Springsteen Album: Producer Brendan O’Brien Reveals All *Beck to Release New Single on iTunes; Jay-Z is the Richest Rapper; Mariah Carey, and More *Celebrity Rap Superstar’: Can Paul Wall and Tone Loc Teach Perez Hilton to Rock the Mic? *Cat Power Readies Two More Covers Albums, Fall Tour *Murdoch's Private Game Behind the howls of outrage that greeted Rupert Murdoch's (owner of Fox News and MySpace)bid for The Wall Street Journal were two assumptions: Murdoch is evil. Murdoch is unstoppable. Yet the man who terrorized a generation of journalists may be the last mogul standing who truly loves print. by Michael Wolff September 2007 *The History Boys In the twilight of his presidency, George W. Bush and his inner circle have been feeding the press with historical parallels: he is Harry Truman—unpopular, besieged, yet ultimately to be vindicated—while Iraq under Saddam was Europe held by Hitler. To a serious student of

Low Carb Fried Chicken Tenders
6 chicken tenders 1 cup soy flour 1 tbsp. Cajun seasoning 1 tbsp Lawry's garlic salt (coarse w/ parsley) 3 cups of peanut or vegetable oil Put all ingredients in a gallon baggie except the chicken . Shake up to mix. Then add the chicken, Shake to coat and use tongs to get chicken out of bag, shaking off excess breading. Add to hot oil and fry 10-15 minutes. Use ranch, Texas Pete, or mix mayo and mustard together for dipping to keep it low carb. 12 net carbs total in the breading mix. But, you won't use it all, so I estimated for all 56 chicken tenders the total net carbs would be 6.

Summer Lime Chicken Breast Stir-fry Broccoli
Ingredients for the lime chicken breast: 4 boneless and skinless chicken breasts - each 1/2 pound 1/3 c olive oil Juice of three limes 4 cloves of garlic, peeled and minced 3 tsp fresh cilantro, chopped 1/2 tsp each of salt and freshly ground black pepper 6 yellow peppers 6 red peppers 6 orange peppers Ingredients for the stir-fry: 4 c fresh broccoli 1/4 c chopped walnuts 1 1/2 tsp sesame oil 1/2 tsp chili oil 1 tsp sodium soy sauce Garlic powder Mix all ingredients for the lime marinade together in a medium bowl. Add 1/3 cup olive oil, the juice of three limes, garlic, fresh cilantro, and salt and pepper. Lay boneless chicken breasts between 2 sheet wax paper. Using a wooden mallet, pound each chicken breast gently to tenderize meat. Place chicken breasts in lime marinade for a minimum of two hours - keep covered and chilled. (If you need to prepare dish in advance, you can marinate breasts overnight.) Cook chicken breast on grill pan, or in broiler for a

He's A Jerk
Well..let me see..I have met a few people on here and thank you to those who talk to me on a regular basis. But someone pissed me off on here..actually he hurt my feelings and he probably has no idea. I'm not one to piss off..its not nice to do and you just don't want to be on my bad side. He says things and makes me smile..yet seems to be so fake!! Its actually unbelievable. I thought I knew him pretty well..yep dead wrong!! So let me just stress this,...thank you for making me see how you really are and I'm sorry that you will never get to know me. It could have been great ya damn ass!!!!!

Crusty Fried Chicken
1 (2-3 lb.) frying chicken, cut up 2 tbsp. milk 1 egg 2 tbsp. chopped parsley 1/2 cup cracker meal 1/2 cup finely ground salted peanuts Salt and pepper to taste Dip cut up chicken in thoroughly mixed egg-milk batter, then dip each piece in combination of ground peanuts, cracker meal, salt, pepper and chopped parsley. Be sure chicken is evenly coated with the peanuts and cracker crumbs. Fry in hot oil in heavy frying pan til each piece is golden brown and tender. Drain; serve piping hot with gravy made from pan drippings. Gravy: Drain fat from skillet; leaving brown pieces of peanut cracker crust in skillet. Measure 2 tbsp. flour, blend well with 2 tbsp. fat in skillet, then add all at once, 1 cup water. Stir constantly until gravy is of proper consistency. Season to taste.

Fried Chicken (like Kfc)
2 eggs, beaten 1 1/2 cups milk 1 cup flour 3/4 cup fine bread crumbs 1 tsp. Knorr chicken bouillon 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. garlic powder (not salt) 1/4 tsp. onion powder (not salt) 1/2 tsp. paprika 1/3 tsp. Bell Seasoning 1 tbsp. freshly chopped parsley 2 large cloves garlic, minced 1/2 tsp. soy sauce 2 tsp. black pepper 1 tbsp. Wondra flour 1/2 tsp. Monosodium Glutamate (optional) additional flour for separate pre-coating 5-6 cups Crisco cooking oil 1 frying chicken, cut in pieces Safety Warning: A special pressure fryer is the only type of pressure cooker that you can fry in safely. Read your manufacturer's instructions before frying in a pressure cooker. If you don't have your instruction manual, then prepare this chicken in a deep fryer instead. Pour the oil into the pressure fryer or deep pan suitable for frying, and then heat over medium heat to about 360 degrees. In a small bowl beat the egg, milk, and soy sauce, then stir in 1/2 tsp. Knorr chicken boui

If You Had Me Alone For 24 Hrs
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSEGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE"

Barbecued Chicken In A Skillet
Cut up chicken Salt and pepper 12 oz. bottle pepsi 3/4 c. barbecue sauce 1/4 c. catsup Skin pieces of chicken. Season to taste with salt and pepper. In skillet, heat pepsi, barbecue sauce and catsup. Place chicken in skillet and simmer for 30 minutes with lid on. Remove cover and cook for another 30 minutes.

Lord ; I Have Faith And I Will Go When Im Called To Your Home In Heaven>read>
Lord you be giving me lately, a very intresting view to look out from in life . I see things very clearly , yet all want answers, I have none fo them. I tell all You have the answers .to seek you . pray to you. Ask You.>>>our Lord but every now and then , I do have an answer , I learned from my life experiences ,so I share . Not knowng if it will help that person out , but knowing I went thru same stuff in life. So I say what I did . What you showed me to do. and I hope it helps them in some way to lead or guide them to a answre that fits there life and what they look for. Lord you say No Man Knows Day Time Hour when the End comes; Even I don know but I think It could be sooner than I think, cause Lord You have carried me a long time now and well im just tired.. just tired.. Well Lord When you come ill be ready < been touch an Go Last week or So. but Im Not scared , Im just trying to prepare my family just in case. My daughter she be sad , so watch over he

Just Frustrated
I know to alot of my friends on here the last couple of days I have been a hermit. I have been thinkin about so much and the weight that is on my shoulders is heavy. Between work and home I want to just pack a bag and run the hell away to a desserted island. My boss has been playin with my wages and not payin right. Then says opps I'm sorry the computer must have messed this up. I work in the same software and it doesnt mess up like that. SO been lookin for another job. And in him messing with my wages has caused the NSF shit to happen in the whole checkin account. I put my heart and soul into my job and get shit on. Why is when you are a fuck up at work they dont give you shit but when u actually care and take pride in ur work they shit on you. Fuck I'm tired, This makes a gurl want to say fuck it and sit on the fuckin system and not do shit in life. I have busted my ass in life and to get this is bulshit. workin 3 jobs to make it. and then hear grief from people about wh

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12,000 TO LEVEL UP PLEASE GIVE HER A HAND THERE ARE 3 BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOURS COMING! WHAT ARE YOU STILL READING THIS FOR GOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL Lady Raven ~~K.S.C. squaw ~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~I.B.I.C.~~{Fubar's Dr.Satan's real life wife}V@ fubar

The Comment Game
Why is it people get so bent out of shape about comments? I have done it myself. We see a comment on someoen's page we care about and get jealous, or angry or who knows what. If someone say soemthing sweet, or emotional, or loving in a comment, it doesnt mean that they feel the same as soemone else. For example, if I leave a comment saying you make me feel special, or make me smile. Then I say the same thing to someoen else, it doesnt mean the exact same thing. We hav different relationships with different people. Just because the words may say the same thing , does not mean they mean the same . or render the same emotions. Only the person I send them too will know the context the coem in. Because they know the extent of the relationship or friendshiop we have. My biggest bef with the Comment game is someoen who says one thing, then when you se there comments it is the opposite of what they say. Vut to much importance is being placed on these stupid comme

For Your Touch
You rage through me like a storm Making my head spin Turning my life upside down Challenging all that I knew You have brought me to love In a way I have never known Taught me passion I never thought I could feel You have proved to me That I feel the most adored And stand the tallest When on my knees before you That for your touch I will tremble like a baby, That I feel most loved When I know that you are pleased Tantalizing, like liquid silk You explode all my senses Igniting the fires Once embers in my soul

Kayla
Ok, so Paula got the papers in the mail yesterday showing that David is going to court for custody of Kayla. So her mom calls her Saturday after she got the papers (I know she had the papers by then because we checked when it was delivered by the tracking number.) and she asked Kayla what's up, but didn't mention getting the papers. So today, Kayla didn't want to go home because she thought her mom would punch her in the face...but she said she better get home and get it over with. She called us after she got home and her mom was going off on her about the papers telling her that bad moms don't buy their kids cars and that she's worthless back stabbing daughter and to get the fuck out of her house. She then took Kayla's house keys and locked her out of the house...we heard all of this on the phone while Kayla was crying. So...she hung up with us and called the police...we jumped in the van, dropped the kids at Mary's house and ran out there...well...when the police got there Paula told

Water Bowl
Water Bowl Lyrics Cirque du Soliel (Zumanity) For too long, love seemed like an illusion, its golden promise obscured by reason and confusion. Too often, its favours were thrust upon me. An invasion. An intrusion. Then there was you. A revelation. Forbidden yet familiar, you stood before me, a hand outstretched. Not to give, not to take, but to simply -- caress. We kissed -- a passageway to secrets still unspoken, promises unbroken answers to questions not yet asked. A glimpse of the faces behind our masks. The taste of you burned in my mouth like an ancient truth. And then, as gently as a ghost, you were inside me. Your essence rising in my chest, your heartbeat pulsing beneath my breast. Desire burst from you like a string of flawless pearls. Between my thighs, your hands, guiding me to undiscovered lands treasures -- in the sand pleasures -- never known to man. And as

Cherokee Rose
She goes by the name of Cherokee Rose. A symbol of suffering wherever she grows. A flower so pretty, in all of her glory shown. A reminder of the tears shed where she's grown. The white of the flower signifies the mothers tears. On The Trail where they cried while giving in to fears. The gold of the center to mark the land taken from the Cherokee and passed to another's hand. Seven petals to form the flower, for the seven Cherokee clans, forced to walk The Trail and to leave their land. They call her Cherokee Rose. A legend in the making. The symbol of hope on the walk they were taking. Along the Trail Of Tears you will see The Cherokee Rose in all her glory. Something so pretty to represent, a tale so sad, the misery long spent. Cherokee Rose still grows along The Trail Of Tears, to remind us of the hope they had through those years. Cherokee Rose with all your beauty retained, you stand as a

Meditation
Meditation Lyrics Cirque du Soleil Love is beautiful, fierce, and strong. An insatiable, all-consuming fire. A lion pacing on the red hot embers of desire. Love is a thirst that's never quenched, A sacred flame that can't be drenched By icy showers of sobriety Or a society Strangled by notions of propriety. So what kind of love is this, This love that dares not speak its name? This love that hangs its head in shame? Is this so-called love even worthy of its name? True love doesn't lie, It doesn't hide, And it will never be denied The right to sing its furious song In the sad, empty streets from dusk 'til dawn. Love laughs at fear And cries out its name for all to hear. Love is beautiful, Fierce, and loud. But most of all, Love is PROUD!

Heading To Philly...
well .... im finally heading back up north of the mason dixon line.. no im not gone for good.. just a few days. gonna pack all my stuff that i have left up there and ship it down... im quite excited about heading back to philly.. even if i was miserable there most of the time cause there was that thing called "last call" at the bars... *shudders* i get to see all my friends that are still there and my sister and brother.. i miss them.. haven't seen them in a few years.. and it will be good to get out of louisiana for a bit... i need a break from the french quarter... im only there for a few days but there is so much i have to do and so much more i WANT to do... vamp is staying in nola to run the bar and im gonna miss him and my boys... i wont be able to cuddle with my dogs for a few days.. at least when i get to my moms ill see my woodstock and my bodydragger.. i miss my doggie and my kittie... well gotta get back to bartending... ♥ PuNkGuRrL

Land
Cold the winter wind did blow. Colder still the night. Wrapped in blankets, oh so thin... giving bare warmth to their flight. Samuel's father died in the stockade where the Cherokee were herded like cattle. It wasn't Samuel's fight... it wasn't even his battle. A mother wraps her nine year old, and holds him to her soul. She imparted the warmth of her body... but by morning her body was cold. He was too young to understand, when taken from her arms... "Mother, Mother", he cries, He does not understand the harm. Buried in a shallow grave along the trail they were forced to walk. He left the place where they had laid, and no one wondered why he didn't talk. Taken were his father and mother in the cruel march to the west... he would recall the story later, as only he could do best. Is it no wonder the tears still flow today? What was taken from Samuel Cloud can't be given back or forgotten. I know, I know...you were not

In Loving Memory Of Ray From The Fun To Him Fighting 4his Life Thanks Butterfly :)
with prayers from his wife and son,family,friends he went in peace with all the love from every one he sure will be missed and never forgotten and will be in every ones hearts take me down to the river Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

The 7 Kinds Of Sex...
The 7 kinds of Sex... Â· The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. Â· The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. Â· The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. Â· The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "Screw you." Â· The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night. Â· The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws y

Take A Look
I wanted to remind everyone of my site. Please go look at it. Right now I'm saving money to build my own online radio station. So, please go take a look and tell me what you think. http: // mellyscorner . bravehost com

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. I have little to know confidence 2. I can whistle at 127 decibels 3. I have 0 patients what so ever 4. I have a have 3 birth marks 5. I if i really wanted i could get the devil to tell me all of his secrets with out trying, idk what it is about me but people will tell me all their darkest secrets with me just saying how are you. 6. I am the king of the dorks 7. I am artist 8. If i just start seeing some one i wont shit at their house 9. I broke my brothers nose 3 times 10. I refuse to touch fish or seafood in generall I'm tagging a few people lmao

Show This New Gal What Fubar Friends Are Made Of!
this young lady was wanting to figure out how to get a buncha friends and rates...shes real easy on the eyes to look at and very friendly....any chance any of some friends of mine showing her a lil love?Im sure she will appreciate it and me too...thanks friends (repost of original by 'Metal Ron(lovin you is easy cause your beautiful)' on '2007-08-19 17:08:48')

Starting Over Again With Dating
I'd just like to say that I'm trying again with dating. I've some pretty shitty experiences with it and I've come to realize that now is the time to try again. I enjoy meeting new people and I enjoy the support I get from my friends, especially folks here on Fubar. Wish me luck. I'm talking to a really nice girl now and hope it works out. We're having dinner tomorrow night.

Ps Tina Will Return Soon!
this young lady was wanting to figure out how to get a buncha friends and rates...shes real easy on the eyes to look at and very friendly....any chance any of some friends of mine showing her a lil love?Im sure she will appreciate it and me too...thanks friends (repost of original by 'Metal Ron(lovin you is easy cause your beautiful)' on '2007-08-19 17:08:48')

Cleaning Time
I'm fed up and bored, most of you so called friends on my list, dont talk to me, even after i send you comments or i shout at you, so i am going through my list, if i havent talked to you today, then your getting deleted off my list, i only want real friends and i am tired of being the only one to initiate conversation that is all

My Birfday Bulletin From I Love Sporks
Thank you everyone for making this one hell of a birthday. You all have me in big smiles!!!11 go show this awesome lady some birthday love. she spends all her time on here helping others so wish her a happy birthday please! :D ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar (repost of original by 'I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2007-08-19 16:38:56')

Help Get Hank Locklin In The Hall Of Fame
HELP GET Hank Locklin IN THE HALL OF FAME ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Joe Rucker Date: Aug 19, 2007 12:00 PM This is for those near Nashville as well as those that are out of town.Every year, my good friend Hank Locklin get's passed over for induction into the Country Music Hall Of Fame. Each year, we think he may get in.... each year he's passed up.This man has sold over 32 million records world wide in his career. 'Please Help Me I'm Falling' was #1 for 14 weeks on the Billboard charts in 1960. It went to #8 in the Billboard Pop Charts. It is still released on every major country classic compilation today. It is not common for too many people to have two signature songs. Hank is a rare exception. 'Send Me The Pillow You Dream On' is another classic penned and recorded by Hank. Not only was it a hit for him, but every one from Dean Martin to Dolly Parton, Dwight Yoakam, The Browns, Ernest Tubb, The Whites, Johnny Tillotson have recorded it and

Local Firefighter
My father was a fireman, he drove a big red truck, And when he'd go to work each night, he'd say, "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again, 'til sometime the next day, But the thing that bothered me most, was the things some folks would say. A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, And sometimes he doesn't fight a fire for days and days and days. When I first heard these comments, I was too young to understand Cause I knew, when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and kissed us all good-bye, But little did we realize, that night, we all would cry. My father gave his life that night, when the floor gave way below, And I wondered why he'd risk his life, for someone he didn't know. But now I realize, the greatest gift a man could give, Is to lay his life upon the line, so that someone else may live. So as we go from day to day, and we pray to God above, Say a prayer for your local fireman, he may save

The Gool Ol' Days
This is a peom I wrote when I was a freshman in high school while itting in detention. LOL When your feeling low, down and out, look me up, and without a doubt, we'll find a party, and a few guys, if mom busts us, I hope her dog dies. We'll get a coke and a fifth of E.T., and get so stoned, we can't see. Then we'll jam on some Skynyrd and Hatchet, you smoke one and I'll match it. Then we'll talk about the good old days, talk about Hendricks and Purple Haze, Call up the square, and see if Stevie's there. We'll finish off the bottle, by then our heads a wreck, but if you act bad, I'll snap your neck. We'll be hung over the next day, but it's better to burn out then fade away!

Kinda Sorta.....
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? single...kinda crushing 2) Are you happy with where you are? kinda 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? depends... 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? LMAO IF YOU ONLY KNEW!!!.... 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok never! 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? done it once, but i don't want to do it again 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? ummmhmmm... :*( *long story* 8) Do you want children? someday......... 9) How many? idk... dont have a number picked out... lol 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? Be a little more up front....dont have to say it, just doing little things that let me know he does 12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get? sometimes... who doesnt like a lil chase! lol 13) Do you want someone you cant have? kinda 14)Do you believe love at first

If A Man Wants You
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition to save you from your headache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then NO, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is! Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You will be mad at yourself later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, and he's not going to treat you any differently! Always have

They Are Now Gone
Yes the adult pics are now gone.... I have my reasons. A few having to do with my earlier blog... Until I can figure out what the hell is going on with me thats how it will stay. I have a few decisions to make and possibly a few changes to make....

This Is So Funny.....
I'm sitting here playing around on fubar all day, right...My cell phone rings. It's my ex. The one that just left me a couple weeks ago. Telling me that in November he's going to have a house and car and all the works and that he wants me to think about it, and decide if I want to go back to him and move me and my son up to where he is. In the year and some that we were together, he probably worked a total of 7 or 8 months. He got bad into drugs, and made the worst of friends. He's an alcoholic. Yea, baby! Let me jump right back into that shit! HAHAHAHA. How many times are you suppose to forgive someone for the same thing over and over again? Fucking men.

Sunday..whooopi!
well today was i think the last day at Shopko (i hope)...it was a good day. Saw Harry Potter....I thought after it being out for as long as it has been the theatre wouldn't have been that packed...it sucked! tons and tons of winey kids..that doesn't bother me to much its the parents bitchingat the kids....ug! i loved the movie! i know it isn't the same as the book but i still enjoyed the special effects....i have to admit i cried..i am such a sap...oh well it was dark and i am sure no one saw or cared tonight im home alone watch9ing tv..norml night...well..thats my blah blah for today so far anyway

One Halloween
One Halloween One chilly, dark Halloween, I knew I was strong enough To stand before you and let you know How you could not hurt me. I hid behind my delusive costume Shivers running down my spine, But not from you. One chilly, dark Halloween, We stood before each other; The emptiness between us Pervaded into my heart, As you openly confessed to me The one thing I dreaded to hear Even though I already knew. One chilly, dark Halloween, She stood beside us too, So unknowing and so trusting, The way that I used to. I don't blame her in the least For 'twasn't very long ago When I stood in her shoes. One chilly, dark Halloween, I became numb inside. Either I had not heard it Or you never said goodbye. On that cold Halloween night I became strong enough to know My unflinching costume was no disguise.

24 Things To Always Remeber And One Thing Never To Forget !
Twentyfour Things to Always Remember. . . and One Thing to Never Forget!! 1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8. Understand, have courage, be strong. 9. Don't put limits on yourself. 10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. 11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. 12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. 14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. 15. Don't take things too seriously. 16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 17. Remember that a little love goes a long way. 18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever. 19. Remember that friendship is a wise investment. 20. Life's tr

I Don't Know What To Think.
My Marine has a comment on his profile stating that this person hopes he and "Melissa" will have a great wedding and a good new life together. At first glance, I thought it might be someone just trying to get him into trouble or something. However, he IS home this weekend bringing his stuff to his Aunt's house before he gets deployed back to Iraq and his phone has no reception because of how far into the sticks he is. So, I can't talk to him about what I read and he hasn't been online since Friday to read it himself. I don't know what to think, I just found out my ex is having a baby boy with his ex that he cheated on me with and my mom's jumping down my throat because I won't give her one of my last 2 cigarettes. I want to move NOW!

Listen To The Ghohst Rider
My friend Tom here is in a contest and could use ur help. Hes a great guy and always willing to lend a helping hand. So please give this Gentleman a hand. He deserves it. Her is the Link for his contest. Just click on the pic. From the Ghost Rider I will be watching

The Need For Speed Pt 2
Need For Speed pt 2 For starters I have to revisit a blog I wrote in June 2006 titled "The Need For Speed". I wrote about getting to play my Favorite video game Need For Speed 3 in real time. I was riding to Cataldo,ID and discovered that the 4th course in the game was based partially on Fourth of July Pass. Yesterday I had the opportunity to ride what I believe was also a basis for the 4th course. Friday afternoon my brother Charlie rode over from Bremerton to visit and attend to family business, the circumstances surrounding his visit were not very pleasant but we all managed to make the most of it. As the evening came to an end my Mom suggested that in the morning we all go for a ride, this would be a first, we would accompany Charlie to Ellensburg where he would continue west and the rest of us would turn around and come back to the Tri-Cities, all of us were in agreement this was a good idea. Before I continue I feel I would be remiss in not describing the Eclectic group th

I'm Not Ignoring Any Of You!
ok here's the deal. Somehow my computer is downloading OVER my limit of 425 MB a day. When this happens my internet slows down slower than dial up. We've never had this problem before and I don't know what is happening. That's why I'm not answering anybody. I can't! I try but I can't. I'm not good with computers as far as things like this so if anybody can give me some advice I'd greatly appreciate it. *hugs* ~Melinda