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Mandy (part 3)
The phone rang... "Hello?" "Jack?" "No, this is Harry." "Hi Harry...this is Mitch...Mandy's Dad." “Oh, shit!!!” I thought...I am going to get in trouble. "My wife and I need to go to her Mother's place in Arizona tonight...she had a heart attack today and she’s in critical condition." Mitch explained "Oh wow...I am really sorry to hear that." My body relaxed realizing Mandy didn't say anything. "Thank you...I was hoping that you could look out for Mandy. You know, if needed, maybe Mandy could come over and stay with you on and off for a few days...just until her aunt gets here." Mitch said Clearly Mandy hadn't mentioned that Jack and Kimmie are on vacation and she and I just met… "We've just moved here and we haven't met too many people and Mandy has said lots of nice things about you all." “You all…I don’t even live here” I thought to myself... "Oh...of course...that would be no problem...I'd be happy to have her. Mandy is a wonderful girl. She can stay as long as you gu

Mandy (part 2)
The next morning I showered, got dressed, and went off to work. By late morning, I couldn't think anymore. I told my assistant to cancel my afternoon meetings and that I was going to take Friday afternoon off. I raced back to Jack and Kimmie’s in my truck and drove into the garage. I jumped out and walked inside to the kitchen and over to the patio door. I looked out the window and across the pool. There she was...lying down in the same lounge chair. I hustled upstairs and changed my clothes into my swim trunks and a tank top. My cock was hard and making a tent in my boardshorts. I went back downstairs and walked out the patio door and around the pool to where Mandy was laying down. In just a couple of days her skin had gotten several shades darker. It was hot outside and the beads of sweat were glistening in the sunlight on her beautiful, darkened skin. My eyes scanned across her body...from her cute pink toenails up her perfect calves to her nice firm thighs to her little bikini bot

Mandy (part 1)
It was about 10am and the day was just starting to warm up. I was bumming around my friend Jack’s house; he was on vacation and I was house-sitting for him. I was dressed in my nylon basketball shorts and t-shirt, taking a day off after several crazy weeks of work. Jack and his wife Kimmie were going to be gone for 3 weeks…I had the place all to myself. As I grabbed a beer from the fridge, the doorbell rang. I opened the door and a young looking girl (I later found out she had just turned 18) was standing there. She was wearing a tight blue polo shirt and a short tan skirt. She had a bag over her shoulder. She was just about 5 feet tall, thin (not skinny), had shoulder length dark hair and olive coloredy skin...the kind that turns to a great tan with a little sun. But the most striking thing about her was her eyes...they were light blue (a stark contrast to her skin) and oh, so big. I had a tough time keeping my eyes off them. "Are you Harry?" she snapped me out of my trance. "Yes..

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I am a woman that hopes but stopped to dream that wishes but doesn't believe in that finds it just too hard to trust that loves you, still says it's all for lust I'm the type of woman that isn't afraid to show looks, but covers her soul that never ever dares to lose selfcontrol that sometimes might make her look bold that she never shows emotions might seem cold but she been through so much in her past so she learned to get up and move on fast I am the woman that is housewife and ride or die chick in one if you are with me I will never let you down that woman is tough and always aware but she secretly cries when noone is there I am a woman that is mean in the morning that changes moods without a warning I'll nag when I need your attention When I do i lose sense of dimension But when I work you'll only get neglection I am the personification of imperfection I am that woman that sometimes doesn't clean the flat that freaks out when she doesn't know wh

A Little News!
Just a little news which I think is very cool. My manager has been setting up some appointments with some selected people in Nashville and thus far, it's going very well. Myself and my manager will be taking a four day trip to Nasville and a couple of other areas next month for these appointments she has been making. She has been talking with some people who are very interested in what they have already heard, so this trip could be very beneficial. I will post more information as I have it, but for now looks like we will be making a very fruitful trip to Nasville. Don't forget the book is now available and you can get your copy at several links in previous blogs and, you can find the book on Amazon.com Barnes & Nobles Borders Waldenbooks and every online bookseller on Earth. So, go grab one and thanks to everyone for your warm and wonderful support :) Peter Britt

Fuckin Cell Phones
i swear nobody has worse luck with cell phone like me, i bet i had more than 30. something fucks up with it or i just destroy it myself, i got this phone now i got from a friend and i know he was nice to this thing from day one , i mean its like 600 bucks for this thing, well he gets a new blackberry and tells me i need a new phone so he gives it to me. i had it about two months and it starts fucking up the display when i open it. now i cant see nothing, i mean fuck is it just me or what, i have not destroyed a phone myself in years. damn i just want a phone to last me more than 6 months its starting to get very costly. well thats all i got to say for now so later Fox

The Results Are In
Well, I passed my physical for the military. The only thing that was wrong with me was my eyesight. They even tested me for STDs, which said i'm 100% clean, and my mental status. I don't know about everyone here, but that's one hell of a tax refund. They're gonna give me new glasses once I start basic training (w00t!). I'll be picking my job thursday morning and making a list of places/countries I'd like to be stationed in. I'm aiming for Alaska, Italy, Germany, or Japan. I'd love to be stationed in Canada, but I'm not sure if there's any posts up there. Regardless, I'm still gonna keep in touch with many of my friends up here. I'll be using IMVU.com to chat with when I get my own laptop. If you want, send a PM and I'll let you know my screen name. -Andrew- **Every Moment Is A Gift**

Three Blind Mice
three blind mice...three blind mice the cats are surely to be after them tonight three blind mice...three blind mice caught em the alley ...shot em once or twice three blind mice...three blind mice they say they love d'cheese ya know it satisfies them just right three blind mice...three blind mice they scurry round d'garbage can keeping out of sight three blind mice...three blind mice the cats they love to play with them bat them with their paws three blind mice...three blind mice hold them by their tiny tails drop them in their jaws three blind mice...three blind mice bite their tiny heads off make a lil stew three blind mice...three blind mice bake them in a pie for you feed the whole damn crew three blind mice...three blind mice they only come out a night to nibble and to chew three blind mice...three blind mice anything left out for them it's what they love to do three blind mice...three blind mice catch them for being slow put em in a cage t

Dedicated To A Brave Young Man
http://fubar.com/user/1082855 In the room where Jeffy laid, A precious man in the corner stayed. To be there in his time of need, Give him strength when he is weak Make him smile when he becomes sad Showed him love like only he could have At our God's holy feet, layed a golden skateboard, for Jeffy to keep while Jeffrey rested in peaceful sleep the lord crept up to his ear and did speak He said its for a very special ride. When you travel with me, by my side. The time is not now, we will take it slow there are still great things for you to know competitions to skate in, and of course to win. For your family to love you, and spend time friends. This is not the end, for you see my friend, today the fight just begins. "Dedicated to a Brave young Man jeff 'jeffynumber1' mccoy" August 14, 2007 Written by: Samantha Small O'Hair

Banned From Writing Mumms!
Now this is good, you write one mumm that someone doesn't like and BAM Error: you're not allowed to do this. yeah they BANNED me from writting them. people can have pics of thier penis out but i can't say people need to stop being whiny. oh this makes me laugh. apparently freedom of speech means nothing. well they could atleast give me my 100 fubar dollars back for the damn mumm!

Forevermore........
Side A - Forevermore There are times when I just want to look at your face With the stars in the night There are times when I just want to feel your embrace In the cold night I just can't believe that you are mine now You were just a dream that I once knew I never thought I would be right for you I just can't compare you with anything in this world You're all I need to be with forevermore All those years I've longed to hold you in my arms I've been dreaming of you Every night I've been watching all the stars that fall down Wishing you will be mine now I just can't believe that you are mine now You were just a dream that I once knew I never thought I would be right for you I just can't compare you with anything in this world You're all I need to be with forevermore Time and again there are these changes That we cannot end As sure as time keeps going on and on My love for you will be forevermore I just can't believe that you are mine now You were ju

On The Wings Of Hope
As an ancient legend goes; If anyone desires a wish to come true, they must capture a butterfly and whisper that wish to it. Since butterflies make no sound, They can’t tell that wish to anyone but the Great Spirit, So by making the wish and releasing the butterfly, It will be taken to the heavens and be granted. Although this legend implies that we should keep our wishes silent, there are some wishes that need to be expressed out loud. To those that have been touched by the disease we are helping to fight today, We wish the caregivers strength and tranquility, and thank them for their gifted labor of love. We wish the survivors a long and happy life, and thank them for showing us how to fight with courage and determination. We wish those currently fighting the battle energy and hope, and thank them for showing us what true bravery is all about. And finally, we wish the victims peace and love, and thank them for the joy and happiness they brought to us. With this symb

The King .... Or The Pawn
I never was a huge fan of stereotypes. I still think that stereotypes are a copout. But hey what do I know? I'm just a nut right? Err…wait…I'm insane. Yea that's it. I mean…gosh…am I weird these days? Someone please tell me! What the heck am I? It's funny listening to people talk about you when they don't know you’re listening. At least that's what I'm told. Over the course of the past year I have come to realize a few things. These are a few things that I believe should be taught to kids with an unusual laugh, eccentric tendencies, and a craving to kick back to the good old' days of infancy. For those of you who don't know whom that may be describing, please, read this aloud. The first life-tip I have learned is that words are only as good as the power you give them. For example, these words that appear in black and white on the paper in front of you are only as good as the power you entrust them with. You can read my entire column but you can decide to not let anything s

Another Good One
Baby, Now That I've Found You (john macleod & tony macaulay/bmg songs, inc., ascap) Baby, Now that I’ve found you I won’t let you go I built my world around you I need you so, Baby even though You don’t need me Now Baby, Now that I’ve found you I won’t let you go I built my world around you I need you so Baby even though You don’t need me, You don’t need me oh, no Baby, baby, When first we met I knew in this heart of mine That you were someone I couldn’t forget. I said right, And abide my time Spent my life looking For that somebody To make me feel like new Now you tell me that you want to leave me But darling, I just can’t let you (guitar & fiddle solo) Baby, baby, When first we met I knew in this heart of mine That you were someone I couldn’t forget. I said right, And abide my time Spent my life looking For that somebody To make me feel like new Now you tell me that you want to leave me But darling, I just can’t let yo

So Many Questions
Side A - So Many Questions Have you seen her? Did you see her pass this way? What is it about her? Is it her eyes? Maybe But I'm not so sure Is it her laughter? Something I've never heard before Refrain: So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you What is it about her That makes me stare That makes me wanna run my fingers through her hair Will I find her? Maybe But I'm not so sure Will she be mine? I can't stand this searching any more Refrain: So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you So many questions but the answers are so few All I really know is, I love you Since the only time I see her near Is when I close my eyes Should I keep it that way

Am Always With You
When I am gone, release me, let me go. I have so many things to see and do, You mustn't tie yourself to me with too many tears, But be thankful we had so many good years. I gave you my love, and you can only guess How much you've given me in happiness. I thank you for the love that you have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me a while, if grieve you must Then let your grief be comforted by trust That it is only for a while that we must part, So treasure the memories within your heart. I won't be far away for life goes on. And if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see or touch me, I will be near And if you listen with your heart, you'll hear All my love around you soft and clear And then, when you come this way alone, I'll greet you with a smile and a "Welcome Home".

It Does Happen To The Best
Bill Andrews was a big, awkward, homely guy. He dressed oddly with ill fitting clothes. There were several fellows who thought it smart to make fun of him. One day, one fellow noticed a small tear in his shirt and gave it a small rip. Another worker in the factory added his bit, and before long there was quite a ribbon dangling. Bill went on about his work and as he passed too near a moving belt the shirt strip was sucked into the machinery. In a split second the sleeve and Bill were in trouble. Alarms were sounded, switches pulled, and trouble was avoided. The foreman, however, aware of what had happened, summoned the men and related this story: In my younger days I worked in a small factory. That's where I first met Mike Havoc. He was big and witty, was always making jokes, playing little pranks. Mike was a leader. Then there was Pete Lumas. He always went along with Mike. He was a follower. And then there was a man named . . . Jake. He was a little older than the

Danger....yikes!!!
Okay, that is what I am feeling right now...YIKES!!! At work, my average handle time is not getting any better. The calls are getting worse and I can not seem to fix this. But it's hard you know when you have to work with the business accounts that have like 20 or more lines and you get a user that calls in about all of the lines....Sheesh. Well, there are three steps to getting fired in this place; kind of like three strikes and you are out process. I have to be on my third step now due to average handle times on the phone...otherwise my attendance is great and everything else that goes with it. So I am kind of scared at this point....I may need to start looking for another job or something. Then this week has nothing been more and more drama in my life in regards to my ex and his new wife. Supposedly, my ex husband and father of my kids is in training and has been gone for like two months. I just got a new cell phone since I lost service on my home phone, so I gave him my num

New Trifecta
Did you ever realize that celebrities died in threes, like a horserace? One just finished today! Win - Bill Walsh (SF 49ers head coach) Place - Merv Griffin ("Merv Griffin Show", created "Jepardy!" and "Wheel of Fortune") Show - Phil Rizutto (former NY Yankees SS and broadcaster)

Lost But Still Traveling
To love and to lose is one of the biggest tragedies in life, yet one fails to see the blessing in the loss. We lose for many reasons - a death, a divorce, a broken friendship and the end of a relationship. In that moment, we feel our life has come to an end. How are we to go on? A piece of your soul is taken leaving an empty hole in your heart. The question of "why me" repeats in your mind but as the beauty of time progresses, we see the answer. Loss makes us stronger and wiser. A loss helps us to appreciate even the smallest, insignificant things in life. Our hearts become softer and full of even more love than we had to begin with. A loss helps us to see that we can't do it alone, that we need faith and hope to get us through. We learn the mercy and grace of God. When the grieving and the healing have taken their course, we are renewed, ready to begin a new chapter in our lives with a whole new outlook and attitude. Only then are we able to appreciate the lesson learned through

Sitting Here
Well have been on here shortly over 24 hours & already i got MUMM banned lol.. Sorry if i offended any telemarketers.I think the site is cool.Been a long day here kids have drove me nuts.. could have thought of better uses for that veggy oil lol. But its 8:40pm & thinking bout cracking a beer on here. Love the idea of giving & sending folks virtual gifts.Plus i love getting surprises lol

This Is Very True About A Special Person.
Print: Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing At All Lyrics print version (don schlitz & paul overstreet/mca music, inc.-don schlitz music, ascap, And scarlet moon, bmi) It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don’t say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old mr. webster could never define What’s being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all The smile on your face

Please Help My Friend "slade" 2 Reach Level 23, Thanks :)
Slade is an awesome man, he helps everyone all the time, would be awesome if all of you would help him reach level 23, if anyone deserves lots of love, its this man right here, thanks so much, Jen SLADE~Lydia's Man~Owner The Scooter Bar/T.S.L/C.U.B/ Graveyard Disciples Hangout@ fubar

The Neighborhood (sent To Me By Good Police Friend)
FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD POLICE 1. Your 5-year-old kid getting pushed down by another 5-year-old kid is NOT a police matter; talk to the other kid's parents, not the police. 2. If your kid won't do his homework or do his chores, 911 is NOT the answer. 3. If a cop causes a car accident, we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off (without pay) for rear-ending a guy at Wal-Mart. 4. If you think you can fan all the pot smoke out of the car before we smell it, good luck. 5. We know you've had more than two beers. When I've had two beers, I didn't hit six parked cars, drive my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, piss my pants, or pass out at a traffic light. 6. When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on, pull to the RIGHT, and stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left. 7. When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 MPH OR MO

(hadith) Wailing
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) “The deceased is tortured for the wailing of the living ones over him” Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 2.380, Narrated by Shuba

One Of My Favorite Songs
Runaway Train Lyrics by SOUL ASYLUM Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a blowtorch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldnt even sleep So many secrets I couldnt keep I promised myself I wouldnt weep One more promise I couldnt keep It seems no one can help me now, Im in too deep; theres no way out This time I have really led myself astray Runaway train, never going back Wrong way on a one-way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow Im neither here nor there Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded? Lifes mystery seems so faded I can go where no one else can go I know what no one else knows Here I am just a-drownin in the rain With a ticket for a runaway train And everything seems cut and dried, Day and night, earth and sky, Somehow I just dont believe it Runaway train, never g

Not Only Skin Deep
Beauty is not only skin deep, thinking like that makes people weap, through out there days they cry, always wondering why, god made them that way, this is what i have to say, its always to be whats inside, dont let your heart hide, everyone is special in there own way, so much so i cant even say, hearts as true as the sky, let it soar and fly high, dont ever say good bye, you make a great friend, one that i hope is here to the end, so be loud and proud, keep your head held high through the croud, for you are unique, and down rates are weak, as god says turn the other cheek, knowing you are beautiful, will make you through your week, as one friend to another, no i did not studder, i am here for you, as you would be for me too, so dont be blue, people out here really like you, and all the mean people have no clue, you are a great fiend, one whom this poem i do send.........

Sexiest Look Contest
Please go here and leave as many comments as you can for my photo. They really dont have to say anything. A comment is a vote. And considering I am banned from making comments right now...I cannot even vote for myself like other contestants. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=261690&albumid=508343&i=3290783881 Please copy and paste this into your own blog and share it with your freinds family and fans. MUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH, Merrick

In Memory Of Dj Isis...
A Symbol of Hope A Symbol of Hope A butterfly lights beside us like a sunbeam And for a brief moment its glory and beauty belong to our world But then it flies again And though we wish it could have stayed... We feel lucky to have seen it. Suddenly gone, but not forgotten. Rest in Peace...

Military
> > >> THE SOLDIER AND THE NUN > >> > >> A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, Sister, may I > >> hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." > >> The nun agreed. > >> > >> A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you > >> seen a soldier?" > >> > >> The nun replied, "He went that way." > >> > >> After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and > >> > >> said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I do n't want to go to > >> Iraq." > >> > >> The nun said, "I understand completely." > >> > >> The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair > >> of > >> legs!" > >> > >> The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen > >> a > >> great pair of balls I don't want to go to Iraq, either."

In The Beginning...
Vlad was a wandering minstral playing at fairs and feasts when he met the fair Red. She was a kitchen wench at the time, making merry with much wine and song. She noticed Vlad lurking in the corner. "Pray thee, dost thow knowest what all thine knobs are for?" She proclaimed as Vlad manipulated his contraption. "Yeah verily, come hither and I will show thee how I tweeketh thine knob" Vlad exclaimed. When the supple wench approached, Vlad was dumbstruck at the light in the fair Red's face. He gently guided the fair Reds hand to allow her to feel the power of his knobs. The wench then exclaimed "Thow knowest the seasons have shifted and a snow befalls us. Thine chariot and team will not make the trip to the old bridge. Thow must seek shelter in my humble abode." Vlad had not been unacustomed to being asked to humble quarters by toothsome wenches. Most times he does turn down the offer in favor of his steed, the road, and to be alone. But the light in the fair R

If It Aint Broke Don't Fix It
i know this is a little late but i wanted to get my 2cents in... i like the name CherryTap better than Fubar. i joined cause i liked the name, cherrytap was a "friendly" name. Fubar is just...well..blucky. i want CherryTap back!!

Fuckin Rude
Ok I want comments on this one. Ever since my husband and I have been married, he has not ONCE thanked me for anything I have done unless I have reminded him. Now how fucked up is that?! he is kevdog on my family list if you would like to leave a comment on his page...Its just that it hurts my feelings and it is very rude for him not to even say a simple "thank you"...he says the reason why he doesn't say thank you is because of the way he was brought up. Well his parents must not have raised him the right way because his brother says thank you all the time. Plz comment and tell me what I should do. And you can comment on Kevin's page too if you want. Thanks!!

Wishful Thinking 8-14-07
If you don't have these 3 awesome women on your list you better rate, fan, and add them and here is why...The other night i was having one of the worst days of my life....I was very upset...But thanks to these 3 wonderful woman for standing by my side, helping me through it, and showing me that a lot of people do care! So please go show these girls A LOT of love for me!!!! ¢¾BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ fubar Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-08-14 15:49:15')

New York Times Article I Was In.
The Neediest Cases; Skirmishing With Roaches, and Fighting Back Against Bigger Foes By GENE DEMBY Published: December 1, 2006 At first, Carmen Caraballo saw the roaches scurrying across the floor of her $591-a-month apartment in the Bronx, and then onto the kitchen counter. For a while, she tried to ignore them, then she tried to kill them. But after a few months, the roaches had multiplied to the point they made their way onto her bed -- really just one mattress atop another on the floor -- and crawled over her body as she slept. ''I started having insect bites and everything on my arms and my legs and my face and then I got a rash from it and everything,'' said Ms. Caraballo, 25, who grapples with a range of medical problems, including spina bifida, scoliosis, and hydrocephalus, and has used a wheelchair all her life. She said that when she went to classes one day at Bronx Community College, she was ''just itching all over the place.'' ''When I got home, I jus

Fellatio May Significantly Decrease The Risk Of Breast Cancer In Women
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women See the fellatio survey (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of

Need Your Opinion Today Please!
I am going tomorrow at 9am to get my hair done. I am definitely going Blonde (right now I am brown with highlites.) Anyway, could use some honest opinions on which shade of blonde. I posted some pics below. Just look at the shade, not the length or style and please let me know which you like. You can even just comment with the corresponding number if you like. Pretty please give me some opinions!!! Thanks, Friends!! ~Mely~ 1 2 3 4

About My Dad
My dad was diagnosed with Stage Lung cancer in Nov .06'..after being missed diagnosed with Tuberculosis.He lost 40 lbs with the meds they gave him his weight when he was diagnosed with cancer 98 lbs. During that time he lived in Houston Tx. with no family with him ..so I moved him up here to be with me and my brother in Feb 07.. April of 07 my grandfather passed away from Leukemia , which was unbearable for me...and then in May my husbands uncle passed..So at this moment I'm kinda in a numb state ..I received a call earlier from my brother ..He had taken my dad up for his hematologist appt. We received news that his cancer which had already spread to his liver has now grew in size and now he has a tumor in the pericardium of the heart and another in his other lung. Stage 4 in cancer means it has spread to other parts of the body, in my dads case it was his lung and liver he has had 5 rounds of chemo and now we have been told it has spread further. I was devastated by the news .We had

Cutting
I want to cut my skin again I want to see the oozing red I want these feelings to be fed pain and scratches, veins are bled Dull the hurt and shut my eyes Feel the pain that I contrive Remind me I am indeed alive Feeling of peace must soon reside Need to let it out, let it go See the blood and watch it flow Mix it with my tears and see the show My drama, the peace it helps me know But why bother, nothing changes I could do it all and still be hating this life I feel, it's all abating Left right back here and I'm still waiting But all peace is gone and I can't find A safe place in my mind to hide I'm sitting here, I wonder why All my life... I've wanted to die.

The Fireman
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. 'The next night he came home from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

8-14-07 Astrology
Something has been bugging you lately, and the answer won't come to you on its own. It's time to hit the library or go online to get to the bottom of it -- expect a bit more complexity in the final result.

Nsfw
Really some people have to grow up. Just had 4 images in the CLEAVAGE contest marked NSFW. Blocked two people that might have done it... THIS IS AN ADULT SITE whether you want to admit it or not. if you think it iisn't you really need to have your head examined because your fucking nuts...Ooops i said fucking, have to make this blog NSFW... Sometimes I hate living in this backwards sexually repressed country. Europe is so much more civilized...Does anyone pay attention to the sex crime comparison?? They have far far less then the U.S. Does....

F*cking Bitch
When I think of you "fucking bitch" comes to mind, for what you did to him, are you insane? Are you addicted to pain? Abusive lovers, I don't even blame his father as much as you, yes he left my love, and that is inexcusable, but he was running from you. You cast down those around you, you pass judgment when no one respects you, you try to act so fucking cool, you are a joke to me you fool. For I know all your secrets, and I have seen your expressions of hate, he didn't run to me, he ran from you. I don't even know if i believe that you regret it, ya you cry but I've seen you cry when I knew it was fake. I've seen you pound your fist and shake, and throw things and scream and hate, and all these things you passed to him, I hate you for the rage you bring, you fucking didn't do anything, he needs you now and you aren't helping. You know I hate you but you drip sweet words, you know he tells me what you say you dope, you don't believe we really tell

Alphabet Of Happiness...
A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way. H--Hope Hope for the best and never for

How To Avoid Sneaky Mutual Fund Fees
The Securities and Exchange Commission recently held a big get-together to debate the current state of mutual fund 12b-1 fee disclosure. That's the marketing fee charged by many -- but not all -- mutual funds buried within the fund's annual expense ratio. Little Awareness, Big Profit Because it's not a line-item fee on fund statements, many people have no idea whether they pay a 12b-1 fee or not. That's a costly lack of awareness: the Investment Company Institute (ICI) estimates that fund companies collected $11.8 billion on this fee alone in 2006. The main use of the 12b-1 is for fund companies to compensate brokers and advisers who steer clients into these funds. Because it's an ongoing fee that's merely a component of the annual expense ratio rather than an outright sales load, it's become popular with advisers as a means of telling clients that they're investing without paying a sales load. This pitch is technically correct, in that there's no upfront sales charge, but

Can You Turn Fat Into Muscle?
You may have heard that by following a proper diet and exercise program, you can actually turn body fat into muscle. Not true. Fat and muscle are two separate entities. You must burn fat and build muscle. Here's how fat is burned: When you lose weight (by eating less and exercising more), an enzyme located in fat cells disassembles the fat compounds and sends the components into the bloodstream. Liver and muscle cells take up these components and disassemble them even further until what's left is a compound called acetyl-CoA. Acetyl-CoA then enters the Krebs cycle, a series of chemical reactions that takes place in the mitochondria -- the cell's "power plant." The end product is made up of... • Carbon dioxide, which is expelled when you exhale. • Water, which is lost as urine and perspiration. • Heat, which helps maintain body temperature. • ATP, the molecule that fuels cellular activities that require energy. On the flip side, to build muscle you need to work thos

America's Wildest Weather Cities
Visiting Disney World anytime soon? Have fun, but watch for storms moving in. The odds of having to duck away from a bolt of lightning in the land of Disney's Magic Kingdom, Orlando, Fla., are greater than anywhere else in America. That's what happens when hot air that rises during the summer months in the state's central region draws the wet air from both coasts; the resulting mix means a ton of late-day thunderstorms that spew out as many as 40,000 bolts of lightning. Overall, Florida has been home to over 1,500 lightning deaths and injuries since 1959, according to the National Weather Service. Ask yourself--how important is weather in your day-to-day life? If you can't stand humidity, be sure to steer clear of Quillayute and Olympia, in the state of Washington, which both average about 80% humidity during the year. Washington is also one of the rainiest states in the country, though it doesn't even compare with parts of Hawaii. The city of Hilo, on the state's main island,

Post
ok i know most of mine arent that importing. but still now and then i want an answer. and no except my gf ever looks at them and its starting to get annoying. why even have of friends if none of them talk to me. i am really thinkin about just deleting every1 from my friends list. like any1 will even read this or care if i do

Eh... Could Have Been Better
Recently I was sent a video clip from "Joe 'beach'" that I felt was in poor taste. So since my interest in this video was never considered, I figured a little constructive critisizm would be ok... first off... the lighting was pretty bad next time try some .. i don't know maybe 10-20watt bulbs maybe it will make it look a teeny bit bigger. oh teeny he he don't mind the pun.now on to the actual handy work.. which in my opinion was pretty sluggish and boring to be honest.. could have had a more fluid move to it to entice the senses... honestly i have seen better porn from Disney. as for the climax...ppffftt ... very dull indeed. i yawned and had the urge to watch CNN. poor lighting .. no action.. and a shitty climax damn no wonder you are jerking off on cam instead of being with a woman... or maybe you have a blow up doll handy eh who knows... well i hope this helps you in your future video making ventures... good luck and happy filming... Well you would think that maybe this wou

Horror Flicks
I guess this is just a little clarification for all those people that just don't get horror movies... Here are a few common scenarios: 1.) "That movie was totally cheesy, the special effects were like hella cheap, and it was just dumb." Maybe alot of horror movies are cheap, and cheesy. Thank god they are, that's one less giant Hollywood blockbuster, that supposedly reinvents film as we know it, while offering nothing really worth watching. As far as the special effects go, at least you are seeing practical effects crafted by genuine fans of movies, not what the Evil Conglomerates are telling you is the movie of the year, or that if you don't see some new movie, you're a homophobe, a racist, or just don't understand a good movie... If you are looking for your enlightinment from Hollywood you have a massive problem. Give me a cheap, shitty movie made for nothing more than passion, and love, and a cast and crew that stands behind their project anyday. I'll take 1,000 of those be

Haha
apparently i wrote a mumm today about people and thier need to be "cool" on the internet, and apparently it offended alot of people even though it wasn't aimed at anyone specific, and apparently Fubar wanted to delete it. Why delete it? cause it was the truth? cause all the people who just had to comment on it, were the ones i was talking about? amazing, i can get spammed with 8 billion lounge invites but if i say one thing about it, it's the end of the world, it kills me. there's nothing wrong with bieng on the net, but when it becomes worse than highschool drama, maybe it's time to go get some fresh air.

The Boat Ride
The sun shone brightly on the water as she makes her way down the long pier...Having no clue other than the pictures she'd seen and committed to memory, and the knowledge that he'd be here, getting ready to leave...she tries to look nonchalantly at the face of each man she sees getting ready to cast off alone, not daring to make direct eye contact...the brightly colored boats bob gently on the water, the sound of the waves splashing against the sides...she began to understand what the allure of the water meant to him, why he needed it so often in his head.... Down near the end of the docks, she sees a familiar figure, silhouetted against the morning sky, pulling bags off the walkway, and onto the seat...she tries not to quicken her step as she comes closer and recognizes him, despite the urge to run and leap into his arms...she adjusts her sunglasses and lowers the brim of her hat, hiding her face...as she approaches him, she gives a quiet "Ahem" to alert him to the fact that he

Hummingbird
Hummingbird by Raindear816© (sweet lil wicked one) I was a hummingbird hovering freely over flowers of passion drinking deep from them. You knew words were my nectar. Luring me with a mixture of love, sexual innuendo, double entendres and clever repartee. Your fake red sweetness seduced me and I drank of it. You led me to believe I could remain free to fly while you embraced me. Instead you crushed my wings, and I plummeted to the ground. Now I am no longer free to fly but caged and disabled. Made to drink that sick concoction you call sweetness. It leaves me with a bitter taste.

Well Now...pt 2
My birthday is slowly winding down and as far as b-days go it was definately one of the quieter ones... Being somewhat of a realist, I dont enjoy the prospect of growing old but its a necessary thing in the evolution of a person... Oh well...Life goes on and so do I...About all I can do at this point... PS: Being single on your b-day sucks rocks!

This Was Just Too Funny I Had To Share It With Everyone
Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name) and _____________ (fill in name (if known)). This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm -- we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- including money. 8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers

Work
omg i was sooo bad at work today lmao. i got so damn horny after reading some messages from a friend on here that i went into the bathroom and removed my panties, so that when i went back out to my desk i could masturbate. it was sooo amazing doing that as people were walking by and some even stopped to talk to me. part of the time i had my huge sharpie marker sticking in my pussy while i shook hands with some people. if they only knew under my desk my legs were spread wide and my marker was there. i think tomorrow im going to take my dildo and do it again!!!!!! im such a bad bad girl!!!!

Jelly Bean
You Are a Margarita Jelly Bean Wildly optimistic and jovial, you know how to get through anything with flair. You have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes you an alluring companion. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?

My Sons Birthday
As most of you know my son on oct,19th lost his life in a downing accident, he was 2 years and 2 months old, tomorrow is his birthday, a birthday is a day of celebrating ones life the day of their birth,I'm sure I don't have to tell you all this, but on this day I will remember my little best friend who is no longer with me, by lighting a candle and maybe buying a matchbox car. looking at old photos and holding his memory very close ON THIS DAY I WILL NOT BE HERE MENTALLY although I might be on line it will be for a very short time to maybe upload a photo or blog. For someone that has lost a child,the memory of their life is held up to a higher standard, it is a day for me that I stop everything I am doing and thank god for the blessing he had brought to my life and will continue to do so until I am ready to join him, please understand if I am distant if I don't respond take no offense . Peace to all my friends & family. http://fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3077631

Evening Greetings!
Hope everyone has had a terrific Tuesday so far! Just a heads up to let you know, one of my belly dancing friends has just joined Fubar. She is on my friends list as tinydancer, lol!! She is a tiny dancer and a very good one, too. Please go by and rate, comment, fan, and add her - you know the drill! We both would appreciate that very much. Give her a rousing Fubar welcome, lmao!!! It has been another strange energy day for me. Several energyworker friends that I only see sporadically because of their jobs, showed up today to talk about the state of the energy, lol! Interesting, to say the least!! I think this is it for now! Have a fantastic evening, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings, lots and lots of blessings, for all my friends, all over the world! Love you so very much. Later! Muahz!

Life...
....how virtuous you lead yourself into thinking you are. The wanting, the yearning, the lying, the cheating, the stealing of time that isnt yours to steal...looking at this little warm glow of love in front of your face..... Doesnt. Make. It. Real. No matter how much you want it to be.......its not. ..and how unfair is it to someone who loves you and cant hold you? Cant look you in the eye at the end of the day, give you a hug and say welcome home baby, how was your day? Cant take you to bed and show you how much they love you? That they cant share in your frustration of the same thing if anything, because of how far away they are? How fair is it really? No worries though.....because you'll do it day in and day out. Its clockwork, its habit, its hope. Hope that you havent completely fucked your life away and that there still may be some time to salvage a little happiness with someone you actually relate to and not the stranger no more than 30 feet from you in the next

Top 10 For Now
10.) Bad Religion- Stranger than Fiction- JUst cause it was my first Bad Religion Album. 9.) Pink Floyd- The Wall- If you don't know why, go in your closet and hang yourself.... 8.) Gov't Mule - Dose- The single best album you have never heard.... Buy it, or I'll buy it for you.... 7.) Ani DiFranco- Living in Clip- Live, raw, the single best songwriter in America. 6.) Prince- Purple rain- If you don't have this album....Buy it! Fucker! 5.) Metallica- Master of Puppets- Disposable Heroes means so much more now, listen! 4.) Pink Floyd- Meddle- It's worth it alone for Echoes... 20 some odd minutes, shroom, listen, love it.... 3.) Paul Simon- Greatest hits- It's Paul Simon....'nuff said. 2.) The Best of Black Market Records- The first disc.... Awesome Sacto rap.... Brothe Lynch, X-Raided..... 1.) Tom Waits- Used Songs- Whatdo you mean you don't know Tom Waits. Please send back your top ten.....

Not Just For The Ladies
I work my ass off and the best thing for me to do is go to the spa and relax! I like to drink the water with the cucumbers and orange peels in it. I like to sit in the juccizzi and let my muscles melt down. Then its time for a seriuos theraputic massage and facial. I like to be pampered and get a pedicure too. My skin feels soo soft and smooth. I walk around in my bath robe and chill out by the pool. Take a quick dip and have everyone look at my body art! Then I like to go into the sauna and sweat all my toxins out. I think Im like the only guy at the spa but I ont mind I get the whole place to myself! In the sauna I like to stretch my muscles and drop a few pounds so I weigh myself afterward to see if Ive lost some water. By this time its Im ready for a snack. some delicious antioxidant mixed berries and a shot of wheat grass and grapefruit wedges. Then its of to meditation and deep breathing excercise. I like to imagine that Im high up in the sierras hiking in the mountains with th

Amazing Dack Of Cards
Amazing Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, "Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?" The soldier replied, "I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord." The sergeant said, "Looks to me like you're going to play cards." The soldier sad , "No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards." The sergeant asked in disbelief, "How will you do that?" "You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Four stands for the Four Gospels : Matth

Anarchy
Is is just me, or is anyone else had enough of little Hot Topic wanna-be punks with their little anarchy patches.... Have they even thought about what it would mean. No ATM cards, no power, nothing. They think it would be fun, no cops to bug them, they could "like totally party!" Dumb Fuckers! Anarchy would be people getting their heads blown off randomly, corpses of children in the street, kept around until they are too decomposed to be sodomized. Full scale evil, hell on earth, and all these little fucks think that it is something to aspire to.... Anytime they want a taste of Anarchy, they should imagine what it would be like to be beaten to death with a cinder block, or have thier fingers amputated in thier bedroom while thier mother is being forced to fellate some fucking gangster through her busted out teeth. Wow guys, that sounds fun! Dumb Fuckers!!!!!!

Well Well Brew Can Mess Up Coffee I Messed Up
GEEZ MAYBE I'M IN NEED OF A ROBOT I MADE POPCORN FIRST BATCH GREAT , WTF , BREW MAKES A SECOND BATCH AND FRIES IT , SOME OF IT . YOU KNOW YESTERDAY WAS GOD BREW NEEDS PATIENCE TODAY GOD BREW NEEDS UMM MMMM OH DAM . I'LL BE STILL LOVE YA'S HUGS

How People Will React
How people react to comments or questions is absolutely hilarious. I like to say things sometimes that will make people absolutely crazy to the point they just lash out. What can I say, most people are easily lead. Besides which its nice to see how brainwashed a lot of people really are.

Personnel Salute?!?!?!????
OK WHOEVER GOES AND BOMBS ME LIKE CRAZY IN THE CONTEST BELOW I WILL DO A PERSONNEL SALUTE TO THEM!! I CAN USE ALL THE LUV HOWEVER I'M REALLYYYYYY FAR BEHIND !!! SO LET ME KNOW IN PRIVATE MESSAGE U BOMBED ME AND I WILL CHECK IT THEN I WILL DO A PERSONNEL SALUTE TO YOU ! MAYBE A GIFT OR 2 ALSO. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE FOR THE LUV ! OK I'M IN A "GIVEAWAY" FOR A 30 DAY BLAST FIRST ONE TO 50,OOO COMMENTS !! SO I NEED SUM LUV PLEASE. I WANT THIS BLAST XOXO *BOSSLADYWITDASEXXXYEYEZ* THANKS TO ALL IN ADVANCE FOR ANY LUV AND BOMBING U DO !!! ~~ RULES ~~ STARTED 8/12/07 10 AM FUBAR TIME ENDS 9/12/07 10 AM FUBAR TIME ** MUST BE FAN/FRIEND OF "CUP OF JOE" (LINK UNDER MINE)** YEA IT ENDS IN A MONTH HOWEVER IF SUMONE REACHES THE 50,000 IN 3 WEEKS ( FOR EXAMPLE) THEN THAT PART OF GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED ! U HAVE TO BE FAN/FRIEND OF ~

Iris
Another new song added to my playlist.. go listen while you read the lyrics... something I been meaning to put up for a while... Don't ya hate it when a song hits those heartstrings. [Massacre's Word] And I'd give up forever to touch you 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life When sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies And you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

Do You Know The Legend Of The Cherokee Indian Youth's Rite Of Passage?
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience. Because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed His blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting o

I Feel Like Im Taking Crazy Pills.
Im gunna make myself go crazy all i do is worry about being sick n dieing! Fucked up eh?Ive already gone for blood work and all came back fine,yet i stll worry!!!! Do you people have any suggestions on how i can relax?[and no i dont wanna fuck or suck cock] I NEED some REAL answers! Thx xoxo

What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
You Are a Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bean You have a strong, distinct flavor that makes you quite controversial. Some people love you, others wish you would disappear forever. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?

What Is A Fubar Salute?
What is a fubar Salute? A salute is a candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your fubar profile. Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN note with the following three things: 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2, Your Member ID number , (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.fubar.com/user/22) 3. AND, the words: fubar.com or fubar *Photoshopped or any “type” print set will NOT be accepted. *Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. *Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. If you would like, the following items will be accepted as a complimentary add on to your Salute: You may wear your fubar,LostCherry or cherryTAP t-shirt, and show your fubar.com Home Page (which has to be clear) as part of your background. Please include the above three items to ENSURE your salute is verified. All Salutes are approved by the fubar bouncers. Using fake or bogus photos will re

Danville,illinois Own
This is Keon Clark, he's actually from my hometown, i got to see him long before i joined the military, he came to a restaraunt i usta work at, this guy is huge, whats unique about Keon than other NBA players is his really long arm dunks....

What Color Orange Are You?
You Are Cameo You are understanding and very empathetic. You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend. And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together. What Color Orange Are You?

All An Bomb
good evenin family i want to thank each an everyone of you for all the help in my contest the most wanted i won will the help of the my family the nite hawks an the independents family members , the independents need our help so you all must go an show our love to them an bomb as if it was one of us , i will check to see whos thier love rubia

Hello All
To those of you that know the ordeal that Jason is going through I want you to know that he does have the kids in his custody for now, we are awaiting the results of tests and evaluations of his ex before he can find out more, it's been a very trying time for him, so please take time out to stop by and say hello to him and show your support, it'll be a long road for him but with the strength of family and friends like you he will get through this difficult time in his life. Thanks Heather Jason and Heather~OTS@ fubar Misty Moon

Oh Hell No!
If you dont have these 3 awesome women on your list you better rate, fan, and add them and here is why...The other night i was having one of the worst days of my life....I was very upset...But thanks to these 3 wonderful woman for standing by my side, helping me through it, and showing me that alot of people do care! So please go show these girls ALOT of love for me!!!! ♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ fubar Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking

Fubar Dictionary
fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block – Blocking a member prevents another member from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, etc. The blocked member is also no longer able to rate your pictures or profile. Bouncer – Bouncers are volunteers from the fubar community who have been selected by fubar staff to help moderate and assist members with any questions they might have. All Bouncers have Orange colored name tags. BRB – Be Right Back Bulletin – A Bulletin is a message that can be sent to all of your Friends or all of your Friends and Fans. To send a bulletin, click on the MY BULLETIN BOARD lin

What Kind Of Trekkie Are You?
What kind of Star Trekkie are you? Your Result: You are a Vulcan or an android. Your intellegence, and opinions are excepted everywhere. You believe in logic above all else. You are normally in a second in command position. This does not matter, for you are not prone to ambition, or any emotion for that matter. You do not understand other races thought patterns at times, making you seperated from those around you. Captain Klingon Omnipotent being Red shirt What kind of Star Trekkie are you? Figures, huh?

Heres The Skinny
After six months of giving her a so many chances I finally let her go! I cooked healthy gourmet meals for her everyday. Cleaned her apartment and gave her pedicures and theraputic massages. I gave her the world! She lived like an Empress! Loaned her money and she puts a down payment on that damn freaken expensive sports car. Do I have the word sucker written on my forehead? She thought she could manage the car payment since I covered the rest. Now shes got her rent and insurance and the car payment and no money left over. My taxes is more than what she makes per year. Im soo gone and shes in trouble again! Calling me and asking for help! Nope Im not going to make the same mistake twice. All she had to do is was be nice to me and she failed miserably. Never has she appoligized for the way she treated me! I did everything for her and she thought she was on easy street! How hard is it to be a pleasant person when you live the dreams most people would die to have? Talk about Dumb! Its over

Protect Isis From Panajack
I am calling for help. Panajack is telling some horrible things about Isis. He is posting pictures up that are not her and releasing personal information about her. If you knew Isis at all you know that she was a very private person and this would have hurt her deeply. Please help me. All I am trying to do is keep Isis' name pure. She was a caring and wonderful woman who does not deserve this. She has not been gone for even 24 hours and the rumors and tall tales being passed around about her are just heartbreaking. I am begging for help. Please help me in protecting her name against the horrible things Panajack a.k.a Erik Anderson is spreading about her.

Panajack
I am calling for help. Panajack is telling some horrible things about Isis. He is posting pictures up that are not her and releasing personal information about her. If you knew Isis at all you know that she was a very private person and this would have hurt her deeply. Please help me. All I am trying to do is keep Isis' name pure. She was a caring and wonderful woman who does not deserve this. She has not been gone for even 24 hours and the rumors and tall tales being passed around about her are just heartbreaking. I am begging for help. Please help me in protecting her name against the horrible things Panajack a.k.a Erik Anderson is spreading about her.

So Sad!
Utah rescue 'has not gone well' Reuters Published: Sunday, August 12, 2007 HUNTINGTON, Utah -- Rescuers searching for trapped coal miners plan to bore a third hole into a collapsed Utah mine after another attempt to locate them with a camera failed, officials said on Sunday. Miners burrowing out an escape route big enough for a person had to temporarily abandon their efforts twice over night as seismic "bumps" shook the new horizontal tunnel. "Underground, it has not gone well," mine co-owner Robert Murray told a news conference. "They are the most difficult conditions that I have ever seen in my 50 years of mining." View Larger Image A woman wipes her eyes with a tissue during a gathering at the Huntington State Center of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints to offer prayers and begin a special fast for the six miners trapped in Crandall Canyon mine, their families, and all those included in the rescue efforts in Huntington, Utah August 11, 2007. REUTERS/Da

California
Ok, so in Nov i'm going to be in cali for 4 days so far i've learned there's a subway sandwhich shop close to my hotel. That's about it. Hoping others from cali will send me suggestions on places and things not to miss while i'm out there. This will be my first trip to cali. I'll be in the LA/Anaheim area for a FFXI convention. Here's hoping my fubar friends will point me in some interesting directions. Espeically if I have to make early reservations or whatever.

Missing A Very Dear Friend
Im writing this in hopes that she may see this at some point as she's not on fubar anymore .. but ..some mutual friends are .. She asked me to remove her last pic from anything . and althou i respect her enough to do as she asked . I am very saddened that she wont be talking with me anymore .. I do hope with time she'll re think everything and she'll be back to talk with me . we've built a very good friendship and shared much . I will miss her .. I do already :( *Hugs * Sweetie i hope youre happy . and you find all in life that you want and deserve !!!!

Promo Mojo And Publishing News...
I know that promotion is a huge, huge topic among, well, any author that isn't a best seller, and most of them as well. A lot of us newer writers and small press authors focus a lot of effort on the internet. So of course when I saw this in Publisher's Lunch I wanted to make sure others out there saw it too. Last week Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse (YA, vampires) came out and sold 150,000 copies on it's first day. BN sales figures are around 500,000 in the first two days. Of course it's going for a second printing. But the big bit (to me) is that they say most of the promotion for this series has been on the internet and through MySpace. Great news for savvy authors because those means are relatively inexpensive and easy to access. They also happen to be the most commonly used tools I see being used. I wanted to start my Success series this week, but a good chunk of the people I know read my blog are on vacation this week and I don't want them to miss out because I know they'll ha

How We Roll In The Nc
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS:will call someone to come pick you up when your drunk NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS:will drag your dumb drunk ass around till your grandma picks you up :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. NORTH

A Good Friend Of Mine, Likes This Song And So Do I.
Print: Faith Hill - This Kiss Lyrics print version I don’t want another heartbreak I don’t need another turn to cry I don’t want to learn the hard way Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye But you got me like a rocket Shooting straight across the sky It’s the way you love me It’s a feeling like this It’s centrifugal motion It’s perpetual bliss It’s that pivotal moment It’s impossible This kiss, this kiss (Unstoppable) This kiss, this kiss Cinderella said to Snow White How does love get so off course All I wanted was a white knight With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse Ride me off into the sunset Baby, I’m forever yours It’s the way you love me It’s a feeling like this It’s centrifugal motion It’s perpetual bliss It’s that pivotal moment It’s unthinkable This kiss, this kiss (Unsinkable) This kiss, this kiss You can kiss me in the moonlight On the rooftop under the sky You can kiss me with the windows open While t

No More Bull!!!
the torriedor from corriggador stood with his face to the bull "it it your balls that I want mi amigo...it is your leg I must pull" "I will dance with you d'fandango as I twist and turn with my cape in our last tango you will snort with a huff and charge with a stomp and jerk your head full of horns while you romp and it will end as my cape I will drop and pierce my sword in your neck all the whey until your heart it does stop" Selah...Ami Lucifursphereit, d'BaadAngel ^_^

A Senior Moment
A SENIOR MOMENT ... I HOPE WHEN I'M THAT AGE I HAVE ONE LIKE THIS ... A 98 year old lady in the United Kingdom wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my partner that my breasts are just too small. Instead of telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want 'em to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between 'em for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "A few years," Mike replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.......

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Another Blah
lately my life hasnt been right...this is supposed to be the time when all this shit is finally starting to come together...but for some reason its not...i shouldnt be all depressed and shit but i am...i dont know what it is...i start school in less then 2 weeks and thats all i have wanted to do for the last 2 years...i have been super excited about up until last week when i loss my job...ever since then it seems like everything has started spiraling downward at a rate that i cant control...ive been through all this before and i beat it why is it coming back?...sometimes i hate my life, i wish i could live another life were things were different were i lived in another place and i was somebody else with another name...i know i am rambling but i need to get it out otherwise ill go crazy...why did my stupid f**king job close...those soulless pricks just shut it down without thinking of what it would do to us who depended on that resturant...now ive got bills that are late and no job...no

New Menopause Beer
Czech scientists say they have created a new non-alcoholic beer that contains 10 times the normal amount of phyto- estrogen, intended to help women suffering from menopause. The beer, developed by the Czech Republic's Research Institute for Brewing and Malting, is intended to relieve menopausal symptoms and maintain bone density by tackling a lack of the oestrogen hormone in many Czech women. The development marks a sizeable breakthrough in the realm of functional beer, at a time when functional foods are becoming more popular in many markets. Oestrogen levels drop significantly in women at the onset of the menopause and remain low from then on. Studies have linked a lack of the hormone to increased risk of various health problems, including heart disease and osteoporosis. Czechs drink an average 161 liters of beer each every year, compared to 121 in Germany and around 84 in the US. So it was the natural beverage choice to spike with hormones. It's so stupidly ob

This Is A New Video By Reba, She Is Very Good With Her Songs.
http://www.cmt.com/loaded/player.jhtml?vid=157908& I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did You fell so hard I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh Every day of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Bec

Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name: First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mo

Seriously.....
I just don't know what to do or think or say anymore.You would think that after nearly a year together you would be able to tell each other how you feel. Not so here, apparently.I can't shake the feeling that he stays because of convenience, more than true feelings.I know deep down in my heart that I'm so off and wrong on this, but I hate feeling this way and need to get it off my chest.I know how I feel, but for reasons I can't explain I can't be the first one to say it. I know he's not just here for convenience. Trust me. I'm not all that special and he's told me before that if he wasn't happy he'd leave. Period.I'm just feeling like it's take, take, take and very little give. Hell, some days I get more attention from people on here than I do him and we freaking live together! Urgh.Let's just say it's been a really, really, really bad day and coming home to his dog leaving presents from one end of the bedroom to the other didn't help. I'm so frustrated and aggravated that I'm nearly

June.....wow...this Is For Sure Me
----------JANUARY------------------- Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. A fighter. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. ----------FEBRUARY-------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperament

The Rules??????????or Not
THIS AGREENEMT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 pm- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. " where are we heading with this?" "do you love me?" the answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" -unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none of your damn buisness. 10. No calling each other " friends with benefits" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - dont be offended.

Woooohooo!
Ok update on that house! WE GOT IT!!!! She is willing to allow us to rent the house for 2 years with the option to buy! If say we are able to put down 20 grand on the house . We get to Buy the house!! Soo It looks like everything is working out!! Looks like im Moving here sooon!!!! YAY!!!

Martial Law
HAS MARTIAL LAW ARRIVED? Nancy Levant August 14, 2007 NewsWithViews.com Okay, what does it take to declare Martial Law in America? It takes 1) a declared state of emergency, 2) a readied “homeland” paramilitary system to enforce the powers of Martial Law, and 3) one signature of the one person who has the authority to make the declaration. So, let’s get this straight. 1) In 1933, America WAS declared into a state of emergency, which has never been rescinded. We ARE PRESENTLY in a declared state of emergency (and have been for nearly 75 years), 2) multiple paramilitary systems have been raised, readied, operating, and practicing – beginning in 1974, and 3) the president of the united States need only sign a piece of paper to END the constitutional government of the united States. On May 9, 2007, our president signed a National Security Presidential Directive – an unconstitutional piece of paper – which gave to himself the powers of total dictatorship over th

Someone Got To Me
my mind is wondering my brain stops thinkin when i talk to this one girl my whole day changes. she stays on my mind when when im sleep or awake, i dont know what to do cuz ive never felt this way. shes not like any other female ive ever talked to we could talk hours and the conversation never gets boring we can talk for days str8 and my mind just wont let her go, she keeps a smile on my face. i want her to be the only person i wake upto every single day this is unuals to me ive never felt this way. But u know who u are and u know what u did to me so lets advance it before a nigga go crazy.

The Future
I grew up in the one of the worst housing projects in Newark , NJ. Through proper upbringing and some luck i made it out and to college. The day to day life in that setting can be depressing, disappointing, and desperate. Through desperation some our lead down the wrong path, and once you head that way no one wants to help you get on track. They just let you know how much you suck ,and how short your life will probably be and how much of a loser you are. The problem here is our youth start to believe this nonsense. Once they believe their lives are worth nothing, they have no respect for human life or decency what so ever. For years i preach amount making your life count. I currently work in an alternative school in which i see some of those same thrown away kids. I won't let one go without a fight. If you have the chance to change the stars of a slightly misguided kid take a chance. He may have within him the ability to cure cancer. These kids are intelligent, it is j

About Black Rose Raven's Blog
Darkest Greetings Curious Reader, On my blog you will finds some humorious topics and pics, news articles in regards to my faith, freaky factiods, the occasional result from quizzes and some topics that really make you think. Be forewarned that you will not find politically correct posts here for I tell it like it is and if you get offended well then very simply DON'T READ MY BLOG!!!!! I do welcome comments and any discussions that might start from the topics that I post but I will not tolerate nasty-grams or BS about the topics that I post. Also you are very welcome to look around my page, comment on my photos, rate me, add me as a friend or even buy me a drink. Hope you enjoy your visit to my dark & mysterious world. Darkest Blessings, Black Rose Raven

The Contest Has Started As Of Now
this one is the sexiest woman.it starts at 6:00 tonight..i would appreciate any help u can give me. i can win a blast and a sex toy..woohoo. you can never have too many sex toys. please show me ur support..... thanks guys and girls for any help u can give me.. hugs just click on the pic at 6 and start comment bombing me..and rating me...thanks to all my friends and family here on fubar... love all of alot

The Truth!
NO MATTER HOW PEOPLE ARE, YOU STILL HAVE THEM PEOPLE THAT WILL STALK YOU. WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO STOP IM'ING THEM, THEY TURN AROUND AND IM YOU. LOL FUKIN LOSER! WHEN YOU WIPE THEM CLEAN OFF YOUR MESSENGER LIST, THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO GET AHOLD OF YOU A DIFFERENT WAY. LOL FUKIN LOSER! SO WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT? YOU DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ON FUBAR. ONCE AGAIN THEY MANAGE TO GET THEIR FRIENDS TO FIND YOU AND TRACK YOU DOWN LIKE A HOUND DOES FOR THEIR MASTER! FUKIN PEOPLE! LEARN TO LEAVE SOME PEOPLE ALONE! WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE CAUGHT SOMEONE IN A LIE, YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR DUMB ASS WAS DUMPPED ALONG TIME AGO! FUKIN LOSER! AND YOU SAY YOU DON'T STALK PEOPLE? LOL QUIT IM'ING ME YOU FUCKIN STALKER!!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS GREG PEOPLE AND I AM THINKING OF LEAVING FUBAR FOR GOOD. WHEN IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE A SITE FOR POINTS AND COMMENTS, IT BECAME A SITE FOR KIDS. READ PEOPLE LIKE A BOOK.SOME JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT STALKING. IF YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE IM'ING YOU, JUST TELL

Woman Complains To Police About The Quality Of Her Cocaine Purchase
ROCHELLE, Ga. (AP) -- A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased. Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports. She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake." She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said. She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine. --- Information from: Cordele Dispatch, http://cordeledispatch.com © 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Shit Happens.
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah. COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people. CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit! QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shi

Most Icp Fans.
I'm very glad that there are so many different music (as well as other things) choices in this world. Because if we all liked the same things, life would be pretty boring. So if you like Insane Clown Posse, that's cool. BUT STOP USING YOUR MUSIC PREFERENCE AS A DISPLAY NAME AND STOP TRYING TO SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS. WE GET IT - YOU LIKE ICP. NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT! I never said the music you listen to makes you the person you are. And I'm not saying that everyone who listens to ICP is should get shot/die. I've been known to listen to some of their music and I definitely don't feed into their fan stereotype. But I just happen to see almost every ICP/Twiztid/Dark Lotus/etc. fan with a display name like QueenJuggalette4Life or TwiztidPyschopathBoy. All you HatchedFreaks or LetteGirls are annoying.

Buddhist Prayers For Peace
These two powerful Buddhist prayers have given inspiration and inner peace to countless humans throughout the ages. Reading them - and letting them into our hearts - may be a first step toward world peace. I May all beings everywhere plagued with sufferings of body and mind quickly be freed from their illnesses. May those frightened cease to be afraid, and may those bound be free. May the powerless find power, and may people think of befriending one another. May those who find themselves in trackless, fearful wilderness-- the children, the aged, the unprotected-- be guarded by beneficial celestials, and may they swiftly attain Buddhahood. II Evoking the presence of the great compassion, let us fill our hearts with our own compassion--towards ourselves and towards all living beings. Let us pray that all living beings realize that they are all brothers and sisters, all nourished from the same source of life.

Birthday
Today Aug 14, 2007 is my son's birthday. My baby is a man. A very good man. He has a new wife(old girlfriend) they have 3 kids,a house and mortgage, a dog, a camper on a lake for getaways,4 wheelers to get into serious fun, and the whole future ahead of him. He has his faults but compared to some of my friends kids,he is a gem. He helps me out with house repairs and yard work and he helps me move STUFF. Even when it is out of his way to get here. I think I got very very lucky. And today when I see him I will get very mushy and hug him and tell him just that. Today is a good day!!!

Thanks!!
I want to thank everyone that came and rated me and leveled me up. It was unexpected, but greatly appreciated THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! commentburner.com commentburner.com commentburner.com commentburner.com commentburner.com commentburner.com commentburner.com

The House?
So i went over today to have a look at this house.. It has HUGE potential!! But has allot of work that needs to be done.. Only thing that I'm not sure about is the Pool.. Its F-kin 12 feet deep.. Hmmm Wonder if i could fill it back to being Normal pool.. Other then that its a cute little house!! The owner is going to call me back today about how we are going about me getting the house.. I have a huge feeling i might get it!!! The house will be ready first week of September!! That means NO more 2 bedroom apartment.. Wooot!! So keep your fingers crossed everything works out for me!!!

2 Poems That I Wrote..do They Go Together...
as i lay here and think thoughts of you i wonder whats on ur mind i hope its of me too the tears i cry are made for you i hate when your mad at me because my heart gets so blue you are a big piece of my heart that i hold so true i would never do anything to hurt you for i love you oh so true... THOUGHTS RUN DEEP PAIN SO CLEAR I COVER MY EYES TO SHED A TEAR MOVE MY HANDS TO SEE YOUR FACE A BROKEN HEART NEEDED REPLACED THOUGHTS OF YOU FILL THIS PLACE TURN TO RUN TO GET AWAY SHARPENED BLADE HITS THE SKIN ANOTHER THOUGHT HITS DEEP WITHIN TORN AND RIPPED BLOOD RUNS FREE I REALIZED NOW THIS IS HOW IT WILL BE

Some Good News Finally
Well, after going through hell with my divorce, and my health taking a nosedive, I finally get to say something positive for a change. I had developed a bad dizziness, and had pretty much figured it was stress, or the signs of the nervous breakdown I'd been experiencing for the past year or so, but when it just wouldn't go away and started to impact wether I could work or not, it had to be checked out. I had a cat scan and ultrasound done, and my doc told me it was carotid arterial disease. My horribly fatty diet, bad exercise, ten years of being stressed to the max, and seven years of untreated high blood pressure caught up with me. I found out it runs in my family, and with the development of my diabetes, it's not all that suprising. It's just surprising that it surfaced now in my 20s. Anyhow, I went to the specialist on Friday, who at least had some good news. I don't need surgery, which I wasn't going to take anyhow. She said it's between 8-10% blockage, maybe less, so med

The Darby!!!
know I spelled it wrong. But that’s just how it came to be pronounced. My Brother, Willie and I went to the police impound auction. We were looking for some Darby cars. Our thoughts were. Look for the ones dented up. They probably were running when crashed. We ended up spending about 130$ a car and we each got one. I had a 76 dodge dart 4 doors. Green with a white vinyl top. My little brother bought a 76 cutlass, also green and white vinyl. Willie bought a 77 blue thunderbird. We bought batteries and took a dent puller to the ignitions and we started them up and drove them home. Yeah, not to bright now that I look back at it. I mean you are buying them from a police impound driving them out with no tags and insurance. None the less, on the way home someone started the tapping. Hey rubbings racing. We were rear ending each other at stop lights, sideswiping each other when passing. It got pretty rough. If any of us had a side mirror left when we got to my house I would

Something To Think About
Something to think about...... I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, th

All The Bitching!
Perhaps I've changed due to the fact my husband is somewhere around 6 or 7000 miles away. Other than to talk to a few people on here and piss on all the stupid MuMMers during Happy Hours. I just don't find this all that exciting. Yet, I can't bare to part with my profile. Weird, yeah I think so. I couldn't give two shits about rates, comments or leveling up anymore. Its not real. Rate me all 1's or whatever, I honestly don't really care. I could also care less if anyone read this. LOL I'm just exhausted. I'm being 2 parents to one child. I have no more energy to give. Lastly, stop bitching about downraters. You're all retarded if you think everyone should think you're a 10. My god its the internet for fucks sake. This isn't real! I'm certainly not a 10 and don't act as if I am. Blah-- time to get the lil guy up and get him ready for dinner. Then its Big Brother. Maybe I'll come back online, I dunno. Until I do-- TTFN.

The Master & The Servant
Master & Servant At times, Nature is the master of Humanity... and at other times, Humanity certainly rules Nature. Nature makes us hurry inside when she weeps rain upon the world. With hurricanes, she toys with us. Tornadoes are used to punish, earthquakes to throw us about like pebbles in a child's game. We live on her land, and through that, she rules over us. Our very bodies belong to her - they age in rhythm with her, and they are subject to urges and desires that she imposes on us. In some ways, we're little but slaves to Nature's ways. But Humanity... on the other hand... has found another way to dominate. Humanity destroys what we touch. We reach out towards pretty things in greed, and leave a trail of death behind. We fence the woods in, we run over the animals and poison the seas. Ours is a different kind of mastery but it is one nevertheless. Nature serves us because she has no other choice. Humanity always expects Nature to mend what damage we've done: hea

Pleasin My Man Is What I Do!!!!
She kneels before him, her thighs spread wide, her ass resting on her heels. Her lowered eyes glistening, as her back arches. Her nipples thrust forward, aching, throbbing. Her palms turned upwards, showing her total submission to him. Feeling his hand, grasping her hair, she slides closer between his naked thighs. Her tongue silently traces her lower lip. She leans forward, slightly lifting her ass off her heels. Her nails lightly scraping his inner thighs, ever so lightly tickling the smoothness of his skin. She breathes in His scent, her tongue flickers briefly over his balls. Twisting her tongue wrapping it around, first one ball then the other. Her pussy drips juices down her thigh, clenching her muscles tight. She feels his fingers rake through her hair, she curls her tongue around the smoothness of his balls. Gently she closes her lips around one, her wet tongue curling and flickering against it. Her nails whisper across his thigh, ever so sli

Asshole!!!!
isnt life wonderful!!! read from bottom up. enjoy............... Canadian S...: probably so but I aint a fat woman like you sorry to say ->BROKEN&hea...: to me ur not even human Canadian S...: I am athiest I dont believe in Heaven or Hell Canadian S...: nd thats the bst thing Ive heard you say ->BROKEN&hea...: go to hell Canadian S...: thats a bonus ->BROKEN&hea...: hun i wouldnt give u the time of day Canadian S...: they wanna lay on there backs and make me do all the work Canadian S...: you would want me to fuck you but sorry I dont do large women thay dont have stamina ->BROKEN&hea...: fuck u Canadian S...: Fat KILLS Canadian S...: Block me I dont mind ubby and go have a snake you typed alot and you make losing the few pounds sweating typing to me ->BROKEN&hea...: yea ok im fat so what Canadian S...: but you know I am right what I say ->BROKEN&hea...: fuck off asshole Canadian S...: I know Ive been told that so much today ->BROKEN&hea.

Things U Do
things u do im just so lost and confused. i try my hardest to make it work but everything i do just goes wrong i do what he asks i listen to him scream at me i never say a word.. and if i do its always YOUR RIGHT!!!! im breakin into old habits i busted out the blades.. i just need him to stop me and tell me we are ok... the blade i hold is cold as it cuts across my skin the blood that runs is warm and slowly drips to the floor... im so lost and confused with the things that u do...

Adventures In Mummville
I have been on this site for about a year. I was here before MuMMs exsisted. I was here before MuMMs could get you points. I'm in the MuMMs all the time now. I don't consider myself a mummer or mummfolk. I am not a newbie to the mumms nor am I n00b. I have noticed that a lot of people who create MuMMs and a lot of people who comment on MuMMs (including "mummers") are very sensitive people. First off let's talk about the MuMM posters. Most of these people don't know what a MuMM really is. The MuMMs are a place for user to post questions that would help them make up their mind about a particular sibject, item, etc. It is not a place to post opinion polls or open ended questions. So questions such as What do you like better? Pepsi or Coke, are not MuMMs. These type of questions are opinion polls. Now a lot of these people get upset when someone tells them that this type of MuMM is dumb. Who cares? Its just the internet. Next I would like to talk about the mummers or mummfo

Angela Kara Swartout (miller)
I write this now with heavy heart To all that knew Angie / Isis she was a very loving caring friend and someone that would do everything in the world for anyone that asked. I am proud and honored to call her friend and soo much more..... the following are excerts from conversations over the last couple of days - On August 12th her husband (Lloyd Swartout - AKA Osiris "IPT & PITAH") beat her to death She tried on numerous occassions to enlist the assistance of the State of Indiana, to be turned away because he was one of the "good ol boy's" went drinking with the local police and all...... Aug 12, 2007 11:28pm Angie: he slammed my head into the table then later threw me to the ground hit me several times and kicked me in the back cause he saw me talking on fubar and then in gmail Aug 13, 2007 11:33 AM just feel like somehing is very wrong me: where? you have been hit with more and more stress and I wish you would see the Dr. get checked out to make sure he did

Come Get Narlified With The Brutal Beast Hes On Air Now!
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Story From The Heart!
I once heard a story straight from the heart About a girl and how her world began to fall apart It all started when she met the boy that made her life complete Just thinking of him made her heart skip a beat They were the couple everyone wanted to be There were no imperfections as either one could see As the weeks passed they fell more in love and were less aware Of how often life turns out to be unfair Until one day she finally gave in She realized there was no way she could win She said I'm sorry but i have to let you go As he reached for her hand she pulled away whispering no When she turned around a tear slid down her cheek He just stood there speechless, forgetting how to speak The next few days were the hardest at home She truly felt she was all alone Her mom pushed in her face how she had won Her dad said "i knew he was just another one" Her sister said "come on you'll be ok" And her brother just tried to stay away At school it was like her friends weren't ev

For Mah Homie Goth- Welcome Home Sweety!!!!
WOOP WOOP !!! DJ~GoThLeTtE is back!!! Stop in Goth's Twiztid reality to show ur wikkid luv....click any pic to get there. MMFWCL!!! Click a picture...get ur ass in here....we dare you... We all at Goth's Twiztid Reality give a big ass WoOp WOop for the return of our homie. We all missed u hun, and are glad ur home again!!! MCL!!! A TwIzLeTtE CrEaTiOn

Raiders Point Buy
Raiders Season Week Date Opponent points for win 1 Sunday, Sept. 9 Detroit Lions 14 2 Sunday, Sept. 16 at Denver Broncos 9 3 Sunday, Sept. 23 Cleveland Browns 16 4 Sunday, Sept. 30 at Miami Dolphins 13 5 Sunday, Oct. 7 BYE WEEK 6 Sunday, Oct. 14 at San Diego Chargers 2 7 Sunday, Oct. 21 Kansas City Chiefs 4 8 Sunday, Oct. 28 at Tennessee Titans 7 9 Sunday, Nov. 4 Houston Texans 11 10 Sunday, Nov. 11 Chicago Bears 5 11 Sunday, Nov. 18 at Minnesota Vikings 10 12 Sunday, Nov. 25 at Kansas City Chiefs 6 13 Sunday, Dec. 2 1:05 p.m. Denver Broncos 8 14 Sunday, Dec. 9 at Green Bay Packers 15 15 Sunday, Dec. 16 Indianapolis Colts 3 16 Sunday, Dec. 23 at Jacksonville Jaguars 12 17 Sunday, Dec. 30 San Diego Chargers 1 The bet: Winner gets salute from loser stating "winner pwns loser and loser's team" in losers team gear, and bragging rights for the year.

Life=love Love=heartache
these tall tale dramas of lies, hate and greed u need to make up ur mind or shattered hearts will bleed the pain of suffering the warmth of blood the silver that shines so bright in this forever full moon my mind so twisted and my soul not whole i cry these tears because i was yet again the fool ill hold my head down so others shall not see the pain that lies within me and the hate i will set free...

I Was This Age When....
1. Fell in love the first time - 17 2. Got a myspace account – 27 3. Got drunk – 16 (tipsy...never really been full-on drunk) 4. Smoked weed - 21 5. Got french kissed – 14 (late bloomer lol) 6. Went to the hospital for surgery – 7...tonsils and adenoids removed 7. Got your heart broken badly – 18 8. Lost a pet - never 9. Got arrested - never 10. Smoked a Cigarette – never 11. Broke a bone – I chipped an accessory bone in my ankle, but I don't think that counts 12. Went to a concert – 17...No Doubt 13. Got your own mobile phone – 20 14. Got a speeding ticket – 20, I think 15. Lost your virginity –16 16. Snuck out of the house - never really 17. Pierced other than your ears – never 18. Got a tattoo – never 19. Bought porn – I don't think I ever have 20. Went to a club – 16 21. Transfered to a new school – 4 lol kindergarten 23. Moved out of your parents house?- 17 24. Drove more than 100 miles alone?- 19 25. How old are you now? - 28

Bad Day
Ok so today I had things I was going to do and people I was going to meet. Well everything fucked up and I am at the verge of crying.. I just need everything to go better soon or I am not going to do well the rest of the night... :( DevilGirl

What A Weekend
Holy Shit. it was another weekend for the record books. Tammy a buddy came by thursday and shortly after so did Travis. We end up on Harley's tearing around and end up at a gentlemans club that I know a girl who is a waitress. She gets off of work and we all ride around and then at 3a.m. decide to go to the lake in T's boat. We get to his house and we are hookin up the boat and he takes the girls on a house tour. well mean while I drop the boat on my finger and its stuck. all I can do it try and hold pressure off of it. I couldnt get the boat off of it with one arm. Finally T comes out and gets it off. It seemed like 20 minutes. So we get the boat hooked up and I really thought I had broken my finger but decided to go to the lake anyway. we got to the lake at about 6 a.m. and lasted until 2 probably. I called in sick from the lake. (bad employee). Went home and slept. cause we had a party planned for friday (cousins b-day). So I get up at like 6. Starterd getting it a

Cherrytap Or Fubar?
Did you like the title CherryTAP or do you like Fubar better? We can imagine what the TAP was about but did you know that Fubar stands for this! Excuse the French! For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any," and "repair" can be replaced with either "redemption," "recognition," "rescue," "reality," "recovery," "relief," or "reason." The concept is generally the same regardless of the exact wording used. FUBAR has also commonly been interpreted, especially in a computer science context, as "Fucked up but all right," meaning that the system design is fatally flawed, but (as implemented) works anyway.

Goodbye!!
Thanks to everyone who has been a good friend on here!!! I am deleting my account tomorrow.. Things have changed on here a lot and I am just really bored with it all!! if you don't weigh 115 pounds or belong to a "family" or are not married to someone on here then you just don't matter.. Thank You to my few true friends that I do have on here you know how to contact me!!

This Is A First
I've never ever ever been mistaken for a man nor have I even been accused of used to being a man. Not one person has ever said I even resemble a man whatsoever. Why are people so damn hateful? Especially those who wear damn sunglasses in an obviously self taken pic. Even if he was cute his personality would make him ugly. But since he's ugly well....I'll just call him Mr. Fugly. I woulda been fine with a 1 instead of a rude ass thing like this. Read from bottom up. Te last one is my reply but he never replied back. Hmmm.... and underneath is the screen shot of what started it. What a loser. I bet he jacked off to it all with his itty bitty teeny weeny pencil dick. That is after using a magnifying glass and tweezers. Then while having a clamp hold that in place so he doesn't lose his spot he used the magnifying glass to find his balls because he obviously doesn't have any since he blocked me right after leaving that question (which he didn't even use a question mark) as a pic comment.

Afghanastan I E D
I don't post blogs or stashes often but this i need my friends to know...My unit has not lost a man in combat since 1968 in Vietnam... That was 39 years of safe returns home. On Sunday morning August 12 2007, Sgt C. Kitawsky was in a convoy and was hit by a roadside bomb. Sgt Kitawski was killed instantly and the Two others in the vehicle were wounded seriously. I will be one of the 6 Poll bearers at his resting place and I am DEEPLY honored, not only for that but to have known him and served with him. I ask my friends to pray for his family and ask God to look after them all. Remember this, if you know someone in the military and it matters not what branch, tell them how you feel about themand how much you appriciate them, because when they get there you may never have a chance to speak with them again... Cold hard fact, it is real folks and all the troops from all countries involved in this are keeping us all safe everyday and they are there to ensure that it never comes on our so

What A Woman Says, And A Man Hears...
What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

Something New And Interesting About Me
I have just starting writing a book... been comissioned to write it actually... It will be avout the difference between being a daddy and a father. All of us have fathers those who just provide the basic requirements of life (actually life itself), but there are a few that actualy provide more, they provide the love of life. These men are the daddys in a child's life. Be them the stepdad's or the man who adopts a child at birth or later when the mom re marries. This book is about those men, who come and take the whole package. My great grandmother married one of those, my dad was one, my husband was one and hopefully my daughter will find one. This book is part of who and what I am and I am writing it from the soul... It will take awhile to write, but as I write I will be looking for a publisher and readers to edit... if you know of any let me know via here and I will follow through... thanks to a great bunch of people.....

When Girls Don't Put Out!!
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very n

Ryans Story
Hello Everyone,This is Ryans Story.When Ryan was conceived it was a surprise. There were several reasons why I thought I would not fall pregnant but fate is fate and Ryan was born on the 14th Of October 2006.Ryan was very healthy and just beautiful. He barely even cried when he was born and when I took him home he was and still is just an angel.When he turned Three months old I started to notice every now and then he would wink at me. At first I dismissed it as just a baby thing but it seemed to happen more often. I decided to let Christmas pass as we couldnt get into the doctors anyway and let the maternal nurse decide at his four month immunisations.His immunisaton date came quickly and he had his needles. It was the first time I'd seen him scream. It was obvious something was wrong, HE was screaming with one eye wide open. His mouth on one side was also pulling up.Within a week we were at the doctors. HE said he suspected Bells Palsy as the issue. I brought him home and looked up Be

Things On My Mind
I'll just start with what's on my mind right now and go from there. Have you seen the sunshine spots movie with Jim cairie? Something like sunshine spots on a spottless mind. It's not the exact title. Anyway, I have lots of little connections in my head driving me nuts. I'm trying my best not to think about them. There's one associated with yahoomsnger though. So anytime I see it i think of someone who I decieded not to talk to. So I deleted them and ignored them and stuff. I can't help but thinking about them anyway... It sux to associate someone with something I see everyday. I am moving at the end of the month. I will be right next to my school. It will save me lots of gas. I like the people I'm moving in with too. There seems to be money problems going on around me. It's stressful. I'm the sort of person who would like to solve everyone's problems for them. That isn't always good though, because then they don't learn to solve them for themselves. Then I'm there

What The Fuck!!!!!!!
YO I WANNA KNOW IF THE PEOPLE ON HERE HAS THE MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS TO WRITE ME AND TELL ME THAT MY BODY IS NSFW I WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK TAGGED 3 OF MY FUCKIN PICS NSFW IF YOU GOT THE FUCKIN BALL TO TAGGED IT HAVE THE FUCKIN BALLS TO WRITE AND SAY IM A FUCKIN BITCH IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PIC DONT LOOK AT THE MATTER FACT DONT FUCKIN COME TO MY DAMN PAGE. BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKERS THE MESSAGE IS TO WHO EVER TAGGED MY PICS NSFW AND IF YOU BOLD HIT ME UP

Tears
I wrote this a year ago to the day. It is for two ppl I loved an lost with in a week of each other. *two very good friends* Tears I have seen the years I have cried the tears, but through all there has always been you to be my stone an my shelter. With out you I am alone in this world of decet an hate an pain. I fear I have no one left to turn to. Out side I put up a front that I am strong that I am alright. But inside I slowly die a little more each day. To not see your smile on your face because some one you care for has walked into the room or just because you are happy to be alive, to not have you hold me an tell me it will be ok, to not hear your laugh because of some stupid thing I have done or a silly face made at you, to not be able to just sit there an call you cause I am bored or you are bored. I fell alone an broken with no one left to turn to. My heart feels shatterd as if it is in a million pieces an I can never put it back together. People say time will heal my heart

Wahooooo Ink
im getting another tat done here where im visiting yesssssss lmao its done tomorrow so by the time i get home should be healed up and ready for picsssss yes yes yes lol can ya tell i love ink..hugs all xoxo

Stealing Is Wrong.
Do you think it's wrong to illegally download music, videos, and music? I'm NOT asking if you do it; I'm asking if you think it's wrong. Do you believe stealing ANYTHING is wrong? Do you believe that stealing from ANYONE is wrong? Do you believe that right or wrong simply "IS" and that it doesn't matter how many people agree whether a thing is right or wrong, that inside us we KNOW what is right or wrong? Care to read a 'discussion' I just had with someone on this site who will soon be off my friend list and was never on my fan list? I liked this person till he started justifying his wrong-doings with me in this manner. He also would not stop when I asked him to stop...perhaps because he is 26yo but I doubt that. I know many mature 26yo's who understand when someone says they are done with a topic and to stop, they stop. Pushing issues only makes things worse and brings it to the point where you cannot be friends at all. Things change from 'discussion' status to har

Protest Silenced.
I never asked you to. Do not put your guilt on me. Defy. Choose. Live. Live like you're not afraid. Live like you can make your own god damn decisions. Like you don't care if anyone thinks you're less of a man. That's true courage. Anyone can point a gun at a stranger. But the fact is, you won't. You'll just call in death. And he will deliver. COD, overnight flight. Defy. Choose. Live.

Wtf???
Ok so time to rant I wont use names here! Lets just say that it seems like shit keeps snowballin and I find out more stuff all the time. I go to my moms yesterday only to find out that she "knew" what was going on between my sister and the person i used to love. Apparently my niece came over quite awhile ago and told my mom what was goin on. Then my mom starts cryin and tellin me she wished she was dead, that she cant handle whats goin on between us girls and that she wish we could just have decent lives. Of course I assured my mom that I am fine, obviously Im not happy about the situation, but Im ok and I can deal with it. I also assured her that I would never start shit with my sister over it at my moms house or durning any family functions. But now Im even more fuckin pissed, now I feel even more hate for these two because, its now affecting my mother, and shes not in the best health and doesnt need to be worrying about all this. I swear to mother fuckin god, the n

The Band H.i.m.
Well strike me as surprised. This band I haven't really heard anything out of here in the states, however for you Bam Magera fans, you know this band pretty well. Fram what I can gather this band was formed in Finland in 1995 H.I.M. stands for (His Infernal Majesty.) The band has reached success in Europe, however I have not heard anything from them here in the states. As formentioned, There is a ton of H.I.M. stuff out there. The thing that makes me remember them the most is the heartogram, which Bam showed in many episodes. It would appear that there is more songs out there then what I thought. As I looked them up on youtube.com, and got a lot of vidz for them. Some of which are in my stash. However, out of the 10 or so songs I listened to, Killing Loneliness was the one that I liked. I don't know why, this song is...well....I assume that it talks about losing a love. I'm not really sure what it's talking about, I haven't had time to listen to it over and over and ana

Cake Or Bed
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN COULD YOU AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS......................... ...... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AS HE WA

Commuication In A Relationship
Communictaion is a very important thing in a relationship, if you don't talk to each other and learn about each other you have nothing. Your just going through motions. I know , because of past pains and mistakes people may find it hard to talk to each other and let each other know what they are about. I feel a relationship is sure to fail without this in it and in my opinion you might want to do it early on, so you know what makes a person what they are. What makes them react the way they do. Understanding is better then anything. A person might think your pprejuding them, but without letting them know you that is all you can do is go on your impressions. Not so much that you are prejudging them ,without knowing important things that make them who they are you really know nothing. Not dwelling on it, but at least knowing what makes them the person they are today. Well my belief anyways is you should be a friend before you become a lover, because with out being able to talk to someone

Welfare Vs Social Security
When both Welfare & Social Security were created, this country just came out of the depression & WWII was just beginning; the President, at the time, had Polio as a child & had to walk on crutches or be in a wheelchair. He noticed that a lot of the citizens had a lot of troubles getting employment & a lot of them had polio & other disabilities; he even noticed that there were a lot of senior citizens that had no means to get by or live on, till they passed on. So what did FDR do? He created a system for others to live off, till they got back on their feet again: Welfare; & another system where senior citizens wouldn't have to work & could live off of, till they passed on: Social Security. He then started other programs, which would help the main 2 programs & started something we know today as Welfare & Social Security; here's the different between the 2 programs, FDR started way back in the 1930's: WELFARE: This program, that FDR created, is to help people get some money, tem

Bulletin #4
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Twizta Bully
The Fam at Goth's Twiztid reality wants to welcome our homie Baby Twizta as our new barkeep...stop in and show her some luv.....MMFWCL!!!! Click any pic to get in.....cmon....show ur wikkid clown luv.....woop woop!! A TwIzLeTtE CrEaTiOn

Update On Nikki.
Well if you read my last blog entry my dog Nikki is sick. My Mom took her into the vet this afternoon and they took some x-rays. The doctors did not see much. Nikki might just had a sore spine. I dont know why but she does. They put her one some pain killers and she is staying the night there. Well, my Mom will pick here up tonight around 8 PM. I am sure she will want to come home. The doctors did say they saw something on the xrays, but it probaley is just her organs. I just hope I dont find out later that she has a tumor. Thats what my other dog, Page died of a few years ago. I pray that she will be okay, and healthy again. She is a young dog, and I dont know what I would do if I lost her. *tear* Beckie *sits and cries*

The Top 16 Chapters In "sex For Dummies"
16. Evolution 101: Why Dummies Might Actually Make Poor Sex Partners 15. Troubleshooting for Do-It-Yourselfers (NOTE: Memorize this chapter *before* you go blind.) 14. Oh, God! Yes!! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!!: The Missionary Position 13. Am I a Tab A or a Slot B? 12. Engineering Secrets of the Bra: Removal in 14 Simple Steps 11. The Face: How to Tell Your Lover Apart from All Those Other People 10. Chapter 4: No, You Don't *Actually* Blow 9. Stop Masturbating, She's Real! 8. You're Britney, I'm Strom: Introduction to Role Playing 7. Foreplay: Not Just for Her Birthday, Chester 6. Putting the Condom on a Banana is Just for *Practice*, Dumbass 5. Crouching Doggie and Hidden Missionary: A Guide to Sexual Positions 4. "Alternate" Lifestyles: Pokeman? 3. Hey! Watch Those Teeth, Vampira!! 2. Sexual Physics: The Round Peg/Round Hole Theory and the Number 1 Chapter in "Sex for Dummies"... Chapter 1: Mayor McWeiner and the Clamburglar

Blured
Apart we are clear Together we blur Your feelings are mine My smile on your face Controlled obsession So high together Your taste in my mouth My cum from your body Love and pain (ache) Riding the wave (together) Your tease in my eyes (on my face) My explosion is yours (for you) Rise so slowly Crash us down Sweet oblivion Your breath is mine Your pounding heart Beating in my chest And we rise again And we crash again (and we cum again) And we blur again ~LDG~~

How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?
How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle? 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 7. It's best to have a soft place to land. 8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it. 9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them. 10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time. 11. Once you learn, you never forget how. 12. If you fall off get right back on. 13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up. 14. Remember to signal before you

When It Comes To Love (i’ll Walk Alone)
When It Comes To Love (I’ll Walk Alone) In the shadows of the night, you'll find my hands are raised as melodies of pain and fright sweep across a moonlight gaze and love's monsters bring to light the paths taken by evil ways. In the center of the room, locking in heartache and despair, you'll find me warding off love's gloom and pretending I don't care that loving reigns with death and doom and there's no hope to share. Within the hate that builds and grows you'll find my shattered heart; broken like heartache's all it knows because cruel hands tore it apart and the tears it no longer shows when it knows not where to start. You see, I'm lost within my mind, too scared to even shout because in darkness you will find my veins run with my doubt as the world upon its axis grinds and I beg my heart to let me out. For I'm the one who gives too much; I promise myself away as upon my heart is left hate's touch with bitter words

Okay So That Works How???
Cory just sent me a message telling me he was going to Rhode Island next weekend for a show. BUT when I invited him to come along with me and Chris he said it was too far away. I.am.FUMING.

One Bleh Day
Well, I've begun to wonder WTF is wrong with either me or everyone else in the world... I've been quite anti-social recently, as i'm sure you've all noticed... I haven't been talking to anyone, and i'm terribly sorry for that. I've been major stressed... shit just keeps fucking up in my life... like one thing right after another... and in the mean time i have been trying to get things settled... like, my home, my life, my kids, etc... and during all of this i've not been able to keep in very close contact with anyone... and apparently thats pissed some ppl off... MAJOR... like, i've tried explaining that shit has just been rough on me recently, and i get this shit story how i only care about myself and all this other bullshit... yet ALL of my stress is cuz i'm trying to get things settled for my girls.... so, like, NO i ONLY care about my kids.... i've not even been doing anything for ME.... so it's just bullshit... I've gotten so sick of ppl getting an attitude with me cuz they don't

If You Want To Live, You'll Do This Or Mr. Suburbia Frequenting Nightly Eateries
Yes, it's a morbid title today, but Martha applied the thumbscrews of guilt last night after I'd picked up dinner and forgotten to bring her a dessert from McDonald's. My rationale was that any ice cream I got would melt by the time Sarah and I got home. When I got home from work last night, Martha had been so busy riding herd on Sarah (who has hit the "terrible twos" six months early) after trying to get Jeffrey who now weighs 13 pounds and is 22.375 inches long) that offering to buy dinner was the best thing to do since she hadn't had a chance to start anything. Offering to take Sarah with me to get dinner won an emphatic thumbs up! So I got Sarah a plain hamburger, Martha the three-piece Chicken Selects value meal, and me the Two Cheeseburgers value meal (the idea behind that is convincing my stomach I'm eating more when I'm actually not) which I went large on -- is that the same as Super Size? -- as well as a cup of coffee and two Cherry Pies. Martha does not like McDonald's

Stones..and Bavaria
well..the stones rocked the house in düsseldorf last nite..and im a bit hung over but it was worth it. On the downside i am leaving again..im off to bavaria for a week..so ill see you all when i get back ..stay safe

Paris Or Our Troops?
I was just curious which you guys (and gals) thought was more important: the fact that Paris Hillton had "issues" with her jail sentance or our troops and what's goinng on over seas? It just seems unfair to me that our troops are over there dieing and the majority of the media focus is on some dumb bitch that happens to like to drink a little more then she should.Maybe one of you could explain it to me 'cause it's just not makin' any sense over here.I think all this celeberaty bullshit is so way over rated!You don't see anyone makin' a big hella noise over the guy down the street who pumps gas for a living or some shit like that.That poor basterd isn't making millions off of people reading about what HE'S doing. I just feel like it's a giant slap in the faces of all the men and women of our armed forces who put thier lives on the line every day just so that dumb bitch CAN go out and get drunk! And That goes for all the Celebrity Hype Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you disagree

Free Bird... For Isis.. R.i.p.
O world-ignorance, Although You have shackled my feet, I am free. Although You have chained my hands, I am free. Although You have enslaved my body, I am free. I am free because I am not of the body. I am free because I am not the body, I am free because I am the soul-bird That flies in Infinity- Sky. I am the soul-child that dreams On the Lap of the immortal King Supreme.

More Lyrics
JEWEL LYRICS "Daddy" My bones are tired, Daddy I don't get enough sleep I don't eat as good as I could, Daddy What's that say about me? Sometimes I sleep past noon, Daddy Drink lots of black coffee and I smoke like a chimney. Yes, I left the refrigerator door half open, Daddy. What's that say about me? Sometimes I want to rip out your throat, Daddy For all those things you said that were mean. Gonna make you just as vulnerable as I was, Daddy What's that say about me? Sometimes I want to bash in your teeth, Daddy. Gonna use your tongue as a stamp Gonna rip your heart out the way you did mine, Daddy Go ahead and psycho-analyze that. 'Cause I'm your creation, I'm your love, Daddy. Grew up to be and do all those sick things you said I'd do Well last night I saw you sneak out your window With your white hood, Daddy What's' that say about you? I'm sloppy, what's that say about you? I'm messy, what's that say about you? My bones are tired, Daddy

Misplaced
If misplaced love is misery Then I’m miserable as hell An emptiness inside my chest I’ve begun to know too well I’ve kissed your lips a thousand times But I’ve never seen your face Protection held within my arms Shielding us from our fate The ocean bed has run dry my love And mutinous cries scream from above And all of this a matter of Our ships crossing in the night

Dr.s Appt
I am back from my dr.s appt and the results are as I expected . They didn't find a solitary thing. My esophigus is not opening or closing as it should . So I have to find every eay possible to find comfort . I am getting tired of eating nothing but soft food.

I Am A Monkey
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March 13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle September 01 - 14 ~ Dove September 15 - 27 ~ Cat

I Wanted Some Help
HELLO ALL, I WAS JUST WONDERING FOR YOUR OPINION ON A MATTER THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. THERE IS THIS GIRL SHE IS MY SWEETIE AND I CARE ABOUT HER AND SHE HAS DONE STUFF FOR ME AND I THNAK HER FOR IT. BUT IAM I GUESS OLD FASHION WHEN IT COMES TO GUYGIRL RELASHIONSHIPS. THE GUY PAYS FOR EVERYTHING AND THE GUY CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSLEF AND HER. I WANT TO PAY HER BACK AND I CAN\'T BECAUSE I HAVE NO JOB AND I CANT TAKE CARE OF MYSLEF LET ALONE PAY SOMEONE ELSE BACK. I MEAN I WILL WHEN I CAN AND I ALWAYS PAY PEOPLE BACK THAT HELP ME OUT. I GUESS I JUST DONT WANT HER TO LEAVE SHE SAID SHE WILL STICK WITH ME AND I HOPE SHE DOES BECAUSE SHE IS COOL AND FUN TO BE WITH AND CUTE TOO. EVERYONE THAT KNOW HOW IAM I HATE TAKING WELL HANDOUTS FROM PEOPLE BUT I DO APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP I DONT FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN I DO THATS WHY I HATE IT. I MEAN I HAD A GIRL BREAK UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A LOSER AND LIVED OFF OF MOM. TRUST ME I WANT A JOB MO

A Client/friend
Without sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri. I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious. And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her. Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi

Exhaustion
I HATE IGNORANT PPL WHO REPEAT THE SAME IGNORANT CYCLES I HATE PPL THAT ABUSE ANIMALS I HATE LARGE TAXES DUE TO POOR GOVERMENT SPENDING HABITS. I HATE PPL THAT GIVE MONEY TO BEGGERS ONLY REINFORCING THEIR FUTURE DEPENDENCE. I HATE A THIEF,FOR HE CAN TAKE IN A SECOND WHAT IVE LABORED YEARS TO AQUIRE. I HATE PPL WHO FIGHT FOR A JUST CAUSE ONLY AFTER PERSONALLY BEING AFFECTED BY IT. I HATE LAZY PPL WHO FEED LIKE PARASITE OFF OF GOVERNMENT SPONSORED SOCIAL PROGRAMS DEVELOPED FOR THE NEEDY(NOT LAZY). I HATE PPL WHO BLAME EVERYODY BUT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR OWN SUFFERING. I HATE WHEN PPL USE THIR FREEDOMS TO FIGHT TO RESTRICT MINE. I HATE PPL WHO USE LIES AND DECEIT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE FACTS. I HATE THAT WE SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE PPL ENTERTAIN US, AN OUR SCHOOLS GO UNDER FUNDED. I HATE HOW WE IDOLIZE MOVIE STARS AND SPORTS PPL, WHILE THE VERY PPL WHO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY GO UNRECOGNIZED..!!!! ITS TIME TO SOUND OFF, TO ALL THE THINGS IN THIS WORL

Just Me
I thought I would take a minute to do a little bit of rambling. For those that are new levelers welcome to our group. My name is BooBoo I'm one of the many faces behind Shadow Levelers. I started leveling when i first joined.My friends got use to all my blogs and bulletins and joined.We have helped thousands to level up over the time.Some of those level ups are a Challenge. You will see them every so often they are out of the normal situation when people think they cant be done we show them it can. We have also helped in alot of God Fathering Fubars or Cherrys as I would rather it be. Some of those we start at 200,000. We have God Fathered some faster 186,000 in 3 hours another on 200,000 with 300 pictures took 24 hours. During a God Father you will see alot of blogs and bulletins coming out. A level up is easier done when we can get it into as many peoples hands as possible. Please keep in mind that we do keep limits of 15,000 because there are many people on this site and I have f

Rip Aunt Peg 8-13-07
How many lives can one soul touch? How many people change? How big of a difference can be made in an hour twice a day? Just look around and count them all, You could never get it done, A sea of faces she touched in life, by name she knew each one. She drove us all to school and back, Field trips, side trips and more, How many lives were better made, By simply going through her school bus door. She watched them grow and marry, And have children of their own, How many kids are the second generation, first the father then the son. Ms. Peggy’s face was known by each and loved by one and all. When she fell to ill too drive again , they sounded a clarion call That love that she so generously showed, Though sometimes was not earned, They rallied round in support of her and her love to them they now return. But God looked down from heaven, And saw she was in pain. And called her to come home to Him, and in a new position reign. He had need of a caring soul, with laughter a

Blessed Be
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I Can't Wait...
I simply cannot wait until I go home. I mean, I love my sister and my nephew, but I've been missing home for the past three two months. So, I finally go home on Friday. Yay! I get about two weeks to eff off until school starts. Eh. Anyway, I'm just checking in at the library. This place is actually pretty cool. So, hopefully someone will drop me a comment or something to let me know they're still alive and well. *hint* See you guys soon, figuretively speaking. I wonder if thats spelled correctly? Oh well.

So Excited!!
I think i might have found a house!! I kind of drove around this morning looking for places to rent.. and i came upon this house which is near my kids school.. I called the lady and they want 165 thousand from the house.. I had asked if they were willing to do a rent to own deal and she said she had it in mind.. The good thing is that she isn't going through a reality company!! Our credit is horrible.. The house is 3 bedroom. 1600 Square feet. With an Arizona room. Also has a pool which is gated with rout iron fencing. I have to go look at the house in about an hour! I'm soooo excited.. I hope things work out.. I cant stand living in an apartment for much longer.. Grrr Soo ill post a blog when i get back on what the house looked like and all... Much love to my Friends!! Jen!

A Reason A Season A Lifetime...
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they

Pass This On!
I'm sorry I got to hit you with this but, one of my close friends hit me with it and I felt convicted and had to pass it on. A kid asked Jesus... how much do you love me? Jesus replied," I love you this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a fake...apparently...-----copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow Thanx and God

Sad Poem (real Feelings)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m I dont think I can take another day Of you not thinking of me My feelings are important too But you dont care to see All you think of is yourself Its making me upsaet And if you do not treat me better Being alone is all you will get. You dont think of anyone, except for yourself. So you cannot love me, or anyone else. Im trying to be there for you, but you're making it hard for me if you do not "shape up", Im going to have to leave. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Check It Out!!!
On my profile page there is new professionaly edited together footage of my latest and most dangerous extreme escape to date, "Destination Valhalla!" Look for the screen with my wearing shades and my trademark black shirt and mohawk. This footage is the commerical used to promote the stunt and actual footage of the event itself filmed by 5 seperate cameras and edited together. Fell free to comment on this and tell all your friends to check it out! This was bloody well LETHAL! Cheers, Steve Santini www.thedarkmaster.com

Freedom..
you said for me to tell you thank you i said for what and you replied with a matter a fact kind of way "because i gave you your freedom" and i could have just said thank you to this gentlemen and been on my way but i felt all the fury inside burst and i said i fought for my freedom just like you did with a puzzled look on his face he said young lady you have never even seen hardship and as i stared into his glassy eyes i saw my whole life flash before my eyes and i realized maybe it was the other way around maybe he had never seen hardship maybe what i had seen he wouldnt be able to endure because he had been in war and the mind can cope a little better when they are aware that they are in a time of warfare but when you dont expect it it can only damage should he have thanked me? because he didnt have to see those things. if he saw his mother murdered would he become clincly insane or if his father saved his life but losthis own wouldhe have commited suicide if he

Unexpected
I get into the cab and have him drive me to your place. I let myself in with the key you gave me weeks ago. I know I'll catch you by surprise, since I haven't used it in all this time.I fumble with the key, being a little nervous about doing this. The key works fine, and I lock the door behind me. I go straight to the bathroom. I get undressed and hop in the shower. I make sure to shave, so I'll be nice and smooth.After drying myself completely I lotion my arms and lower legs.It had been a long day for me even though it is relatively early I lay down for a nap. Thinking of you as I drift off to sleep. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I fall asleep with a big smile on my face. You enter your house and go about your normal routine. After your shower you walk into your bedroom and see me sleeping in your bed. You climb in quietly, so as to not startle me.You kiss me softly and I answer Mmmmmm Hello. You kiss me again even more passionately and waking a little I kiss you back. Smiling after the kiss

For The "friends" List Peeps
Do you not see me? Am I just a face in the crowd? At times I can be quiet and reserved, at other times, I can be crazy and loud. Am I simply an object you collect? Or is it easier for you to only send a request? It's a shame you miss out on it, because as a friend, I am the best. Behind the make-up, and the hair, behind the eyes and the smile, I'm just a girl looking for friends, people to sit and talk for a while. Mr. Heffner didn't pay me for my pics, therefore, I'm not a playboy centerfold. But I can offer the truest of friendship, from a heart that's lined with gold. If you were to give me a chance, I can promise that you would find, A woman with ALOT of personality, and a beautiful mind. So, now the choice is yours, Your responses, I encourage you to send, But I can guarantee in myself, you will find a life long friend.

Something To Make Your Day!
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but explains to her that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks her, "Do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there" and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz

Call Me!!! [3rd Revision]
Originally Posted Feb 20, 2006 I don't mean to leave you unnerved But I'll have you know, my affection is well deserved I'm aware I can't utter a phrase nor word That you aren't aware of or haven't already heard yet I'm still hoping you'll return my call rather than leaving me hanging and allowing things between us to stall please call me I don't just want, [ you to know], I NEED YOU to know how I feel the emotion, the sensuality, & wanting we share, which looking into your eyes will reveal, I'm missing Everything about you Your essence your touch And your sensual appeal please Call me I'm reaching out to you on our future's behalf Call me when you can It's you know who, your other half The only one who desires / DESERVES to be yours For as long i can, it is my wish to partake in all that is you including completing your life's plan, my heart is yours without second thought because you right all the harshness this life has wrought I long to ensnare you via sen

My Last Stance
I remember the night its all surreal to me now but when i close my eyes i can feel all the pain and anguish rushing back like im stuck in a hopeless nightmare but you saved me almost like a heavenly thing to make that unbearable pain stop... and because that you helped me you had to perish you could have lived a good life but you wanted me to see that there is actualy good in this corrupt world. sometimes i hate you for this i wish you wouldnt have traded me places. then other times im so grateful...almost like a secnd chance..for hope ...but atleast when i close my eyes i can still see you thats why i would love to just sit there with my eyes closed forever so i couldbe with you to let you know that i never forgot you....because i know when i lift my eyelids you will be no where in sight

I Hate When Its Right
My Horoscope for today on Fubar Reach out to that one friend you haven't heard from in a while. Most likely they've got something to say that they're not sure how to express. Your gesture might be all they need to start talking. Well when I was with my boyfriend, I lost a few friends. I have been slowly going back and getting in touch with them. My best friend in the whole wide world, Nikki, and I had a big falling out. After I let the old man I emailed her to apoligize and stuff. I have been waiting for almost a week for a reply, thinking she doesn't want to talk to me any more that I really did hurt her. Well she emailed me today and we have made amends. I am so happy right now. Now, how funny is this.

August 14, 2007
Please Look A Little Deeper Please don't judge me by my face, By my religion or my race. Please don't laugh at what I wear, Or how I look or do my hair. Please look a little deeper Way down deep inside, And although you may not see it, I have a lot to hide. Behind my clothes, the secrets lie. Behind my smile, I softly cry. Please look a little deeper, And maybe you'll see, The lonely girl inside me. Please listen carefully to her, She'll show that she's insecure. Please try and be a friend to her, And show her that you care. Please just get to know her, And maybe you'll see, That if you look deep enough You'll see the real me. Wishing you a beautiful day my friend… {{{Hugs}}}

Tubing
I went tubing again. Yeah, so happy about that. I went to Big Rapids, never been there before. I had so much fun. I went with people I love and care about. My baby, my girl Xiomara, and old and new friends. (Shout out to D, honey I Luv U, we almost lost ya, but we got you...LOL) So far, I know I love the outdoors, I just find it so fascinating, so what sometimes it's kind of dangerous, so far it's been fun. I can't wait to go camping. Any one wanna go? LOL I'd post pictures but I couldn't take the camera, it's currently down. But I will post pictures of my crazy get together on Friday night. Luv, Barbie

My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Jealous People And Harassment
Hubby calls today upset the asses under him are bitching saying he don't work. Hubby is an assistant manager for a scrap yard and works very hard. The ones harrassing him are nothing but undercover drug dealers and pissed they will never go anywhere in this company. Not only does the hubby work extremely hard for the money he also fills in security detail when someone needs to be out and still puts in a full day! What can the workers expect outta him til his hand heals? He is trying to work like he always does with his hand cut up and 14 stitches in it. He unloaded a truck today with one hand and these little fuckers want to tell him he don't work? He better hope I don't catch them alone. I'll fuck them up or tip off a cop friend of mine to their extra money making they have going on. You DON'T FUCK WITH MY MAN OR MY KIDS! I'LL FUCK YOU UP SOUTHERN STYLE!

Stray Katz
BRINGING A POSITIVE VIBE WITH PLENTY OF ENERGY; STRAY KATZ IS AN UNDER GROUND CREW OF BREAKERS, POPPERS, LOCKERS, RAVERS, GLOW STICK SWINGERS, YES EVEN KRUMPERS, MC'S WITH FLOW, CROWD MC'S, LIVE VOCALIST AND DJ'S WHO HAVE A LOVE FOR ELETRONIC, AND HIP HOP MUSIC. OUR GOAL IS TO MOVE DANCE FLOORS, AND PROMOTE CLUBS, PARTIES/RAVES, HIP HOP SHOWS, AND ANY OTHER EVENTS WE ARE INVITED TO. WE GUARNTEE TO GET TO MOVE THE DANCE FLOOR, AND KEEP IT STEADY ROCK'N ALL NIGHT LONG. (ALONG SIDE OF THE DJ OF COURSE). IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, OR WOULD LIKE US TO COME TO YOUR EVENT, OR WOULD LIKE TO JOIN............ PLEASE CONTACT: JASON SLEDGE (AKA: B-BOY DISCO)

Theory Of An Mc
THEORY OF AN MC................ MOST PEOPLE FORGET OR DONT KNOW ABOUT THE MC AND THE JOB OF AN MC.... BUT FIRST WE MUST DISCUSS THE DIFFRENT TYPES OF MC'S. 1) HIP HOP MC- WHO IS ALL ABOUT HIS OR HER SKILLZ AND FLOWN ON THE MIC RYMING ABOUT THERE LIFE AND SITUATIONS....... 2) DRUM N BASS MC- WHICH IS THE SAME AS THE HIP HOP MC TO AN EXTENT BUT ALSO GETS AN KEEPS THE CROWD HYPE WHILE THE DJ PLAYS...... 3) RASTA/ RAGGA/ REGGIE/ DANCE HALL MC- WHO IS ALOT LIKE THE HIP HOP MC BUT ALSO SINGS..... 4) UK MC- WHICH IS LIKE THE HIP HOP AND THE RASTA/ RAGGA/ REGGIE/ DANCE HALL MC.... 5) THAT GUY AT THE CLUB OR FROM THE RADIO- THEN THERE IS THAT GUY WHO JUS YELLS AND TRYS TO GET THE CROWD HYPE WHILE YELLING OVER VOCALS AND MENTIONING BAR SPECIALS AND OCCASIONALY INTRODUCING THE DJ'S..... 6) THAT POOR GUY- WHO GETS CHOSEN TO INTRODUCE THE DJ'S B 4 THEY PLAY WHO IS 2 NERVOUS AND HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY OR DO BUT DOES IT ANY WAY.... OR ITS THE PARTY PROMOTER.... 5

Dating
HAVE U SEEN THIS GIRL? Current mood: curious Category: Romance and Relationships SHE LOVES GOD SHE CAN LEARN TO LOVE ME AND MY LIL GIRL SHE TELLS ME I'M HER WORLD SHE IS SWEET SHE IS THOUGHTFUL SHE IS CARING SHE IS COMPASSIONATE SHE IS RESPECTFUL SHE IS HONEST SHE IS UNDERSTANDING SHE IS LOYAL SHE IS FAITHFUL SHE IS REASSURING SHE IS SUPPORTIVE SHE IS LAID BACK AN EASY GOING SHE IS STRONG WILLED SHE IS SMART SHE IS FUNNY SHE IS ENCOURAGING SHE IS LOVING SHE SAYS I LOVE U AN MEANS IT SHE GIVES ME COMPLIMENTS SHE BUILDS ME UP SHE STANDS BEHIND ME AND MY DECISIONS SHE LIKES AND RESPECTS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING SHE LISTENS SHE LIKES TO TALK SHE SPEAKS HER MIND SHE ADMITS WHEN SHE IS WRONG SHE STANDS UP WHEN SHE IS RIGHT SHE LIKES TO BE PAMPERED AN SPOILED SHE PAMPERS ME WHEN I'M SICK SHE LIKES TO CUDDLE SHE MISSES ME WHEN I'M GONE SHE KNOWS HOW TO KISS SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE SHE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE SEX SHE KNOWS HOW TO FUCK SHE IS JUST AS

Dating
NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships IM STARTING 2 COME 2 A CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY THING IM GOOD AT IS HELPING GIRLS REALIZE THAT THER NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME. GIRLS SAY THEY WANT A GOOD GUY A REAL MAN BUT THEY REALY DONT. THEY WANT THE ***HOLES THE GUYS THAT R LOOSERS AND TREAT THEM AND THEIR KIDS LIKE SHIT. THEY DONT DO ANYTHING NICE, PUT THEM DOWN, NOT ROMANTIC, DONT CALL, NOT LOVEY DOVEY, THEY JUST WANNA DRINK BEER AND WATCH TV OR PARTY, NOT ACTIVE, DEAD BEATS, DONT HAVE JOBS, DO DRUGS, TREAT THERE GIRLS LIKE THER JUST GOOD 4 SEX AND OR THERE CHEATERS AND DONT SPEND TIME OR SEE THEIR KIDS.IF UR EYES R OPEN... U SEE IM NOT THAT GUY!! SO U SEE THIS IS HOW IVE COME 2 MY CONCLUSION, BUT I WILL SAY THIS.4 EVERY GIRL IM 2 MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH 4. THERE WILL B THAT ONE GIRL IM JUST ENOUGH 4!!!!LADIES PLEASE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT B 4 YOU WANT GET 2 KNOW ME SO NEITHER OF US WASTE OUR TIME.

Dating
GIRLS R NOT THE ONLY ONES Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships Y IS IT THAT GIRLS ACT LIKE THERE THE ONLY ONES IN THE WORLD THAT HAVE BEEN THREW SHIT....... AND BECAUSE OF THAT THEY ASSUME AN THINK EVERY GUY HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF WORTHY OF WHAT EVER..... GUYS HAVE BEEN THREW JUST AS MUCH SHIT AS GIRLS...... SO Y IS IT THAT GIRLS DONT THINK THEY HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING...... GRANTED WOMEN R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THAT GOD CREATED FOR MAN...... BUT DAMN..... MEET A BROTHER HALF WAY..... AN PROVE TO HIM Y U SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN...... 4 ONCE.......

Dating
HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE??? Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships HOW MANY ASS HOLES IT TAKE A GIRL TO GO THREW B4 SHE REALIZES SHE IS READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME!!! SERIOUSLY ALL IVE HEARD LATLEY IS GIRLS TALK ABOUT THERE X'S AN HOW BAD THEY WERE BUT SOME HOW I HELP THEM REALIZE THERE NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME. SURE IM NOT PERFECT AN I GET NERVOUS AN I CAN GO FROM JOE COOL 2 JOE FOOL WHEN IM NERVOUS AND I MIGHT B A BIT 2 MUCH OR HARD 2 HANDEL CUZ I LIKE 2 SHOW A GIRL I CARE BY TOUCHING HER AN I LIKE TO CUDDLE..... BUT ATLEAST IM NOT AN ASS HOLE!!!

Dating
JUS A LIL SECRET!!! Current mood: annoyed Category: Romance and Relationships LADIES IM GONNA LET U IN ON A LIL SECRET ABOUT GUYS.... LIKE ME 4 EXAMPLE. WHEN I MEET OR TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN PERSON I GO FROM JOE COOL TO JOE FOOL IN 1.2 SECONDS.WHEN IM ON THE PHONE OR ON THE COMP IM JOE COOL BUT AS SOON AS IM IN PERSON . JOE COOL GOES OUT THE FUKN WINDOW LOL. I COULD BE IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPL ON THE MIKE AS AN MC AN NOT B NERVOUS. BUT NOOO WHEN IM WITH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL I GET NERVOUS. IM AT A LOSS 4 WORDS, THE WORDS COME OUT WRONG, I STUDDER, I ASK 2 MANY QUESTIONS, I LOOK AT THE GIRL TO MUCH, OR I GET FIGEITY AN I CANT SIT STILL I HAVE A.D.D. BAD ENOUGH ALL READY MUCH LESS WHEN IM NERVOUS LOL. SEE U GIRLS HAVE 2 WAIT 2 SEE HOW A GUY IS AN IF HES WHAT U WANT OR WHAT HES GONNA DO. A GUY IS THE ONE WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD OR SEEING HOW FAR HE CAN GO B4 THE GIRL SAYS STOP OR HELL NO LOL.. 4 EXAMPLE A GUY WITH A GIRL ALONE IS LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP

Hal Is Pushing Me Away
I have tryed to be with Hugh but he is pushing me away. he acts so selfish sometimes, acting like hes the only one whos gets stressed out, like he is the only one with problems. HUGH YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF. If you dont start thinking about SOMEONE ELSE besides your own DAMN SELF all the fucking time, You can kiss me, and this relationship *goodbye*! I am not fucking kidding. So keep acting like a selfhish asshole to me and see what happens! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Dating
GIRL U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE!!! Current mood: amused ..> ..> FOR ALL THE GUYS U LEAD ON...................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS HEARTS U BROKE.........U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U STOOD UP.................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U LIED 2.......................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U USED 4 MONEY..........U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U STOLE FROM.............U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U CHEATED ON............U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U USED 4 SEX.................................................... ATLEAST U GAVE HIM SOMETHING AND U WONDER Y GUYS R PLAYERS........... GIRLS REPOST THIS AS BOY U DESERVE A BITCH!!!

Things To Live By!!
Thanks Anti Cupid! Words are more powerful than most know or can believe. With a few spoken words you can either crush a person's ego or lift them from the depths of despair. You can give them hope or dash all hope beyond recovery. You give someone the strength to carry on or remove a person's will to live. All because of a few spoken words. when they say the pen is mightier than the sword this is what they mean. So my friends think carefully of how you speak to the people close to your heart cause you never know what hurt you may step on and what damage you may accidently cause. Speak with love and compassion not with loathing and bitterness. Speak with patience and love not with impatience and anger. Always remember we all have pain from the past we carry with us some more than others but we all carry some. There are some who can speak freely of things and there are others who hold tight and hide the pain of their past because they are fearful of it being used against them. In tod

Punches, Kicks, And Stances Oh My! Part 3
Hello fubar! How are we!! Awesome I knew you would be great! Time to finish this basic stuff up so we can move on eh! course we have this and one other to really finish it up! Ok so we have covered strikes and blocks, now for kicks. Kicks are the most important part of TKD. you can punch and block, but without the power of a good kick your going to be beat. There are a few basic kicks that can be moved to create more advanced options. Kicks: Front kick - easily the most basic and natural kick out there. This is done by taking your leg, bringing the knee up, and pushing out with the foot till the ball of your foot makes contact with your target. This is much like the straight punch of kicks. Round house - most common kick even at high levels. This is done by taking the leg and driving the knee and hip forward till the foot snaps out like a whip to make contact. Low, high either are devastating. Step behind side kick - great way to learn how to throw a regular side

We All Need Laughter In Our Lives!
For the last while I have been so busy, I have had little time to just be as I want...having good friends to share with helps so much..but I have noted that finding things to laugh at helps create a balance..and also the giggles. I am passing this on.... may one and all..feel good..giggle and have an awesome day :-) Orgasmic Sneeze A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude." He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze." The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousn

My Surgery!
Well I had emergency surgery on Saturday night to repair what they thought was a hernia. It ended up being a triple hernia which was strangulating my bowels and killing them painfully and slowly. All went well and I'll be fine as long as I rest and relax for the next 4-6 weeks. I wont be on much cuz I cant tackle stairs. So I hope everyone has fun at the fubar till I return. HUGZ

Dating
GIRLS MAKE GUYS STUPID!!! Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships ..> GIRLS MAKE GUYS STUPID!!! FIRST OF ALL DATING SUX...2ND DO U EVER FIND URSELF GETTING OVER EXCITED OR START LIKING A PERSON MORE THAN U WANT 2.......... EVEN THOUGH U TOLD URSELF NOT 2 GRRRR......... SO NOW U FIND URSELF ALL WORKED UP OVER THIS PERSON AND U START OVER ANELIZING URSELF AND THEM 2..... AND UR AFRAID IF U TEXT OR CALL OR MESSAGE THEM 2 MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH U MIGHT SCARE THEM OFF.......... AND OF COURSE THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE BEGGINING OF THINGS...... AND AFTER THAT ITTS A WHOLE NOTHER STORY.............. LOL................. :)

Fetish Flea
Okies, Sat 8/18 I'll be in Boston at the Cyclorama for the Fetish Flea! Come and join me in checking out corsets and stillettos and floggers OH MY!!!! Could always use a second opinion on how it looks and how it feels! You know you wanna!!!!!! Miao.

Whatever Dude :p
So this guy shouts me out of the blue...i have never talked to him before, i don't think hes even on my friends list...anyway this is the convo.....I tried responding to his Whatever DUde...comment but he had blocked me LMFAO....I love this site :P Its people like him that really make it fun :P

Every Mistake
Every Mistake--- When I walk away from hurting you, When I sat alone thinking of only you, When I stay away praying you noise I was gone, Did you see the tears I cried? One stream after another, The grief in my face with every fall, I love you written on them Did you see hurt you left me in? With my every dawdling movement, Impact of aching memories coming back, Every time I glance at you Did you feel the pain I felt? The stinging of my eye's The throbbing of my head The breaking of my heart But how could you, When you have your back turned to every fault, Every error, Every blunder, Every false move, Every wrong step, Every incorrect mistaken judgment, Every faulty aim, But you didn't have to make me feel your, Every Mistake--

Last Words.
I hold you in my arms, As red water flows. From your lip a drop falls, Leaving behind a trial. A shot to the chest is ending your life. Coughing and gasping for air, As your lungs fill with blood You look into my eyes. You tell me that it will be ok, But you are wrong and we both know it. As you takein you last breath, You say three words that change my life. You tell me you love me, Your spirit dies and leaves me alone. I will never forget you. You will live for ever in my memories.

Pan's Lab
One step to right evolution of the better souls / solider fox hole driven to the verge of the settler old news old ways lets state a new day / dawns in the same hour of existence of the fragments of my brain / and the sky turned to dusk / with the bitter bite of dawn awakening the spirits of the garden and the fawn / and the grass grows greener fertilizer lines are plus forty times the weight of the holy crusher panzer bus / stamped the hopes and the rebellion only fairy tales will save the starving family situation no thanks to armored dragons / and the sun will soon rejoice in the fact the night will sin against the wind and sit smugly on the window sill to catch the battered winged little angel / spreading rumors through vandals / multi-faceted bits of nothing waiting to ignite the fascist / and so its fashioned to the last tidbit of my sanity and a wandering sensibility to awkward silence timing / I live for moments like these / and I die in between / searching for instance where I

Bar Do's And Don'ts....
Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the bartenders, who promptly return it to the waiters and waitresses the next day at lunch. The cycle is almost self-sufficient and is mutually beneficial. Knowing the pain of waiting on customers, each group tips the other well and never raises a fuss. These people do not need to be educated. The rest of you do. Many of us have stood in a noisy, crowded bar and asked, "What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?" Well, you're about to find out. Here are some Do's and Don'ts that will keep the relationship between the bartender and bar patron running smoothly. DON'T... Fail to have your money ready We're waiting on you. Everyone else is waiting on us. Therefore, by the Transitive Property of Equality, everyone is waiting on you. Rule #1: Have your shit together. Not only will foll

Join Me ....
This is a group i decided to create as a side project, it is where you will be able to come and speak about your pregnancy, or previous pregnancy's your worries and fears, and somewhere for the fathers and fathers to be, to come and share their experiences with everyone and share how everything is going or how it went, and so on, there are lots of posts full of useful information, from the very first time you found out you were pregnant right through to the birth and beyond, i dont want to keep it as just a pregnancy support id like to make it a wider thing and follows up into childhood, and all the trials and errors we as parents make and learn from. if i could do a group on here id love to have done it, but as far as i know theres no way of me doing it and keeping it SAFE for parents and children, as that is my main priotrity keepin children and parents safe from peadophiles and internet preditors. so i have had to stick to myspace, and a private group setting. i hope you do co

Dating
ITS MY TURN TO BITCH!! Current mood: aggravated Category: Games FIRST LET ME SAY THAT IM A VERY GOOD CATCH AND BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE SO CALLED MAN AN ANY GIRL IS LUCKY TO HAVE ME IN THERE LIFE! I WILL TAKE A GIRL AND SPOIL HER AND PUT HER HIGH ON A PEDESTAL AND SHOW HER LOVE LIKE SHE HAS NEVER SEEN OR FELT BEFORE AND MAKE LOVE TO HER UNTIL HER WHOLE BODY QUIVERS WITH LOVE FROM HEAD TO TOE! SO IF YOU YOU CAN GET ME TOU BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT! SO IVE BEEN SEPERATED FROM MY SOON TO BE X WIFE FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS NOW AND DATING SUCKS IM TIRED OF PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE AND GETTING SHIT IN RETURN! IVE HAD GIRLS JUST WANT ME FOR SEX, IVE HAD GIRLS JUST BE SWEET TO ME JUST FOR MONEY, IVE HAD GIRLS SAY NICE THINGS AND TURNAROUND AND AVOID ME, IVE HAD GIRLS NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS OR RETURN MESSAGES AND COME UP WITH LAME ASS EXCUESS WHY THEY DIDNT. AND I EVEN HAD ONE GIRL TELL ME SHE JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS IN A TEXT MESSAGE. SHE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE RESPECT TO CALL ME.IM THE TYPE

Jeremiah26 ; 2 -- 7
2 ;Thus sayinth the Lord : stand in the court of the Lords house, and speek to all cities of Judah, Which come to worship in Lord,s House., all the words that I command you to speek to them. Do not deminish A word. 3 ;Perhaps everyone will listen and turn from his evil way, that I may relent concerning the calamity which I purpose to bring o them because of evil of their doings. 4 ;You sahll say to them :Thus says the LORD: if you will not listen to me, to walk in my ways, which I have set before you.. 5 ;to heed the words of my servants the Prophets, whom I send to you, both rising up early and sending them(but you have not heeded). 7 ;so the priest , prophets , and the people heard Jesus speeking these words in the house of the Lord. Im trying to get thru to all that if Jesus can say these word then back then and kept all his words; They be true cause I have no doubt.. then these words are same for us as a people today and we should know in our hearts; Jesus will

The One
Dispare filled the Earth, Causing pain and suffering, Causing conflict and strife, Casuing torment and grief, And I was in the midst of it. Until I found the One. The One that made life worth living. The One that helped me get through. He is the One, the God above. ruling Over the worid, With love and peace, Mercy and compassion. Before I met my God, my Savior, I wast lost, alone, and scared But never again will I be. Fer He is always with me, And He will never forsake me. Now I am free from all things evil. I thank the Lord, The God Above, For His Never Ending Love

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b

Are You Loved Or Someone You Know Loved
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com DO YOU HAVE A GREAT FRIEND ON FUBAR YOU LOVE AND WANT TO SHOW IT?? OR MAYBE YOUR FUBAR WIFE/HUBBY??? NOMINATE THEM INTO THIS CONTEST AND HELP THEM WIN A BLAST AND VIP!! YOU MAY ALSO JOIN YOURSELF AND GET YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP!! THIS CONTEST IS "THE MOST LOVED ON FUBAR" ARE YOU LOVED?? I'M SURE YOU ARE!!! SERIOUS CONTESTANTS AND NOMINATIONS ONLY PLEASE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING PRIZES: FIRST PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST WITH VIP! *you must have a min. of 25,000 comments to win prize* SECOND PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST! *you must have a min. of 12,000 comments to win prize* THIRD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST! *you must have a min. of 6,500 comments to win this prize* FOURTH PLACE: A BIG PIMPIN PRIZE *you must have 3,500 comments to win this prize* Therefore, this a contest is for serious contestants only. I retain the right to delete any contestant that is not making any effort after the second day

Weight Loss
Weight...an issue I have dealt with my entire life...as have many. So this is the scoop.... I dont make excuses anymore....I just do something about it. Randy...one of my lifelong best friends and myself have been tackling this issue together now for several months. He has lost a total of almost 200 pounds and I myself 45. What an amazing feat! It has not been easy and there is so many times you want to quit...but were both incredibly strong individuals..and were treading through. We are one another's inspiration! So wish up luck ..and that our success will be an ispiration for others!

A New Day
Alright, last night was the moment of truth, she moved her stuff back in, and it went very well. We talked and there were no harsh words said, by either one of us. I explained how I felt I had been treated and she listened. She explained why she did what she did. (Didn't make much sense to me but then she said she didn't understand why herself) So I helped her set up some stuff and we went to our separate beds. She was up most of the night coughing, and sice I couldn't really sleep anyway I went and bought her some NyQuill. Seeing her sick as she is, and let me tell you she is almost as sick as I have ever seen her, well it made me feel bad for her. Here she is in very poor health telling me she hasn't really eaten in about two weeks, she looks like hell, and sounds worse. I got to thinking about the whole thing, she went and did all this stuff to try and fill some void and it all blew up in her face. Her new b/f went back to his baby's mother and basically left her exactly

Redneck Computer Terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker. CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer. FAX - What you lie about to the IRS. HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food. MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. ONLI

Show Some Love
Im going to ask everyone to do something a lil different this Happy Hour..This is one of our levelers and shes wanting to leave Fubar.Those of us that have gotten the chance to know Christie know shes a great person.Please go show her some love..Let her know that we do love her and care about her and dont want her to go. Christie ~Owner of Mark~@ fubar

Thanks To Those That Helped Me Level To 17.
those that helpped me get to leveling 17 TYSM Please go show these great people some love. Michelle MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR@ fubar Luscious Mami Luscious¢¾Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar she sneaky girl..lol going on Graphixs giving 11s too. BooBoo posted blog for me TYSM Lady. ¢¾BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar Lauria lauria ~DWs angel~*Shadow Leveler*@ fubar FallingWater FallingWater@ fubar 'LilBamaGirl' LilBamaGirl@ fubar Phil ~*Phil* ~@ fubar Indian Princess ~~INDIAN PRINCESS~~..**Club F.A.R.**~Shadow Levelers~**Independent Family**~@ fubar ty all friends & new friends that helpped. TY hugss to all, ~Mary~

Don't Know Anymore
THERE IS NEVER PLEASING ANYONE MORE, YOU TRY TO DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE AND YOU GET NOTHING BACK IN RETURN, SO NOW I'M NOT DOING ANYONE ANYMORE FAVORS. ALSO I'M SORRY I;M NOT ON MUCH ANYMORE AS I WORK MORNINGS AND AFTERNOONS ( TRYING TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY ) SO I MIGHT BE HERE AND I MIGHT NOT. AFTER BEING ON THE COMPUTER FOR WORK ALL DAY I JUST DONT FEEL LIKE SITTING HERE ANYMORE. PLEASE FORGIVE IF THIS COMES OFF SOUNDING RUDE I DONT MEAN TOO, YESTERDAY I WASNT FEELING WELL STILL NOT ALL THAT BETTER BUT I'M HERE FOR BIT IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME HERE I'AM!!! LATER :) EDITED...WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS NO ONE SAYS THANK-YOU ANYMORE.

I Hate Fubar
I am on this website not much time anymore. Because of the people on here. Women showing their boobs to get rated by men who wanna see NSFW pictures, blasts with the message: 'show me luv, I return the luv' only for the higher goal: to level up, up and further up till you are a godfather or whatever. You can not even spell the word love! Do you even know what love means?! This is just a stupid website people! It is just a game! While I am writing this I see a gentleman who shows his middlefinger in a picture he added with this blast. You guys are so unbelievable selfish and rude. And stupid. I rest my case.

The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't g

Its Been Real....
its been real its been fun and sometimes its even been real fun TAAADONE! kissmylynn26@yahoo.com is my yahoo if anyone reads this and wants to stay in touch. I have been offline here for days with no mention from not one of my FRIENDS to say.. damn girl gont go.. or fuck the ppl that wanna piss you off So I didnt make a big of a impact on FuBar as I thought.. is my bubble popped? Nah... deflated a bit but Im sure Ill make it lol. I started here to make friends.. and I failed I wanted to complete my goal and be GodMother before I left here but without a friend to rate my pics and stash I cant do it.

What Do I Do... Why Do I Do It...
I feel like something is missing... i feel alone... depressed... and i think it will get worse... 23 days before my birthday... but maybe im wrong... maybe things will get better when it gets closer... IDK... or maybe it will just be the SSDD... heck i got Tickets to ozzfest... and it feels like i dont even want to go.... but maybe if i do go ill feel a lil better... why do i ramble like this... eh....

Miracle To Me
So come on off of your rooftop Come on down to the street Ive got something to tell you Your secret I will keep Tell me why have you been crying Why wont you look me in the eye Im just trying to help you I just need to know why Please wont you let me try Be my secret Be my joy Be a miracle to me Be my lover Be my friend Be a miracle to me I want to sleep in your moonglow In my mind youre smile I keep Head over heels I go Like a dream from a peaceful sleep This time I know Im in deep Be my secret Be my joy Be a miracle to me Be my lover Be my friend Be a miracle to me

Don't Give Me Your Sympathy
Don't give me your sympathy Hours spent with you was Bliss Now their, Only wash-out heartache, I paid for every word you, Whispered Now their, Worn-out pieces of my life, Things I change if I know than, What I knew now, My every action, I regret, My judgment, All mistaken, I would take it all back, I give up, Before you would give in, I will not fight, But remember how you wronged me, Even now it's too late, Too far for, Mercy, Compassion, Pity, Pardoning, Forgiveness, I just don't need your, Sympathy &Understanding

My Dad's Memorial B-day Party And Balloon Launch....
Hi all!!! Well, here is the deal. I held a memorial birthday party and balloon launch for my dad on his birthday Saturday the 11th. I had a blast and can't wait to do it again next year. The only thing is...only one of his sisters came and none of my sisters came. I have a butt load of family that lives in this town and my Aunt Marsha is the only one that showed up. It is fine, cause my family and Aunt Marsha and Jose are all the people we need to make a party, but it really hurt my feelings because I wanted it to be like a mini family reunion of sorts. My oldest sister (who is a total bitch) is pissed off me and refused to let my little sister come. Anyway, I will quit bitchin' now and show you some pics....

10,200 To Level
bare with me please im running back and forth on both names it would be much easier to have you all on one name...Show her some love ~Amaris ~ Club F.A.R ~Honorary Shea¢¾ Country Girl Born and Raised ¢¾~@ fubar

Romance
For every tear that falls I will be there for you For every inch of pain that you feel I will feel it to I will be there for you through thick and thin I will be your rock when you need me to be I will always be there for you For every heart ache you feel I feel it to For every ounce of misery you feel I feel it to What ever you do that makes you hurt I will feel it Love isn't something that you or I can run from It's a feeling like no other When you cry I will cry with you Through thick and thin I will always be there for you When you feel like you have nothing left to live for Remember me I will always be there for you For every time you smile I will smile with you For every tear that you cry out of joy I will cry with you I will always be there for you

Daddy's Poem
DADDY'S POEM HER HAIR WAS UP IN A PONY TAIL, HER FAVORITE DRESS TIED WITH A BOW. TODAY WAS DADDY'S DAY AT SCHOOL, AND SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GO. BUT HER MOMMY TRIED TO TELL HER, THAT SHE PROBABLY SHOULD STAY HOME. WHY THE KIDS MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND, IF SHE WENT TO SCHOOL ALONE. BUT SHE WAS NOT AFRAID; SHE KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY. WHAT TO TELL HER CLASSMATES OF WHY HE WASN'T THERE TODAY. BUT STILL HER MOTHER WORRIED, FOR HER TO FACE THIS DAY ALONE. AND THAT WAS WHY ONCE AGAIN, SHE TRIED TO KEEP HER DAUGHTER HOME. BUT THE LITTLE GIRL WENT TO SCHOOL EAGER TO TELL THEM ALL. ABOUT A DAD SHE NEVER SEES A DAD WHO NEVER CALLS. THERE WERE DADDIES ALONG THE WALL IN BACK, FOR EVERYONE TO MEET. CHILDREN SQUIRMING IMPATIENTLY, ANXIOUS IN THEIR SEATS ONE BY ONE THE TEACHER CALLED A STUDENT FROM THE CLASS. TO INTRODUCE THEIR DADDY, AS SECONDS SLOWLY PASSED. AT LAST THE TEACHER CALLED HER NAME, EVERY CHILD TURNED TO STARE. EACH OF THEM WAS SEARCHING, FO

New Video Blog- Kinda
So I finally had some time to sit and work on a new video blog. The bummer is, once I finally sat down to search through the footage...I noticed a problem...lack of footage! Fear not...I did my magic and added some "filler photos" ...not the best...not the worst, but hopefully you will enjoy it all the same... Thanks to the folks in the video for being such great sports, and for being our new friends! Hit the site....look to the right...and head "Southbound'. (May want to pit stop for a beer first...or for the young un's... a Sarsaparilla) -T

Handy Little Chart
HANDY LITTLE CHART - God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:16 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5-6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid"

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity*** 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9 As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.

Me & You
I had a feeling that I would meet you my love I knew something was missing in my world I knew before I saw you had a pretty face I want to see your wonderful place With your smile, you drive me wild Funny thing how we met in the candy shop My heart was racing, making my veins want to pop You had a sexy voice, when I said hey to you You had a heart and soul that was true blue It was cute that your favorite character is Daffy You're sweet like my favorite flavor of laffy taffy You had soft, free hair Just looking at you makes me fall off the stairs When I asked you out and said please You said yes and you was the girl of my dreams I knew from the start we would go far I see your graceful body in the stars I knew you are going to be my future wife I knew you was the only thing I love in my life

Finding Some
hi,everyone,just want too say that new friends are so easy too find on internet,how come,you can be stone cold if you want,no matter what your looking like no one will never know until you meet in person,actually i never meet someone i know by whatever forum,blogs lounge,chatroom,so that its PEACExoxoxo

The Eternal Hug
Some Stories are Worth the Telling Valdaro, Italy - Scientists said they are determined to remove and preserve together the remains of a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, their arms still wrapped around each other in an enduring embrace. Instead of removing the bones one-by-one for reassembly later, archaeologists plan to scoop up the entire section of earth where the couple was buried. The plot will then be transported for study before being put on display in an Italian museum, thereby preserving the world's longest known hug for posterity.

Tattoos
I love tattoos I have one of my boston terrier on my arm and I am going to get some more. I can't believe How addicting they are. I was told that I would regret getting one but I have had this one for 13 years and never regretted getting it I just hate that I have waited so long to get more.I have got to decide what the next one is gonna be. If you have any suggestions please let me know. If you don't have anything positive to say, go play somewhere else. Thanks.

Poem [you Saved Me]
you saved me Neon lights of green, yellow, pink, orange. Drugged lies from boys Throwing everything I still had By drowning it in liquids of blue or mixed in punch Thought I was soon to drop off the edge Then you showed up At first I thought I was just another pretty face Slowly I began to slip away You reached out your hand And for a moment I stopped, looking to my past Thinking was on a road broken promises and hollow lies Never to return But when you showed me I was all wrong I know I could make it through then with you Everything then faded with my moonlit life Smiling to myself I beginning to think All times I said "I love you" I never meant as I did when I said it to you As I start to rebuild myself I realize for I have a shoulder to cry on Still I dont think I'll have any reason For as much as I love you Thinking I never have to cry as long as I love you

Quick Rofl
could be nsfw....decide to find out what the poke was all about and was presented with this message Error: you can't poke yourself you fuckin sicko! i found this highly entertaining thats for sure remind me not to do such odd things again in the future HA

Rockin Out'
yah, i rock out daily... i thought i had soem skllz workin with good ol hell space...so i decided ehh, while im here might as well make it cool right? right! its cool enough for me right now...im workin on it...this codework is touchy unlike the space where you can just slap some stuff in there and your done...you have to tweak tweak tweak inorder to get it right here...good fun i think, gives me something to do for sure

Are We Really That Different?
This is a poem that I had written. It is about segregation and a inter - racial relationship. Are we really that different? What makes us so different that we have separate homes? So what are skin isn't the same color. So what we come from a different background. Prick your finger is your blood red? Did you come from your mother who brought you into this world? Don't we walk the same street? Why is it that you can't see the similarity? Why can't the world see, see that we are the same? I love a man that doesn't have the same color of my skin and I am sinning? I fear for my children, I am not sinning but my children will have to pay for my love, why? He loves me and I love him. But why can't anyone accept that? Our boy got beaten up today at school, because of my husband and I. Did the boys who didn't this get punished? No. In fact they were rewarded. Are we different? No. We can't go somewhere without people staring and taking pictures. I cry not for me

Tuesday Giggle?
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Jed. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

Eating Right...
In conjuction with working out my wife and I have started eating healthier. I'm slowly convincing her to eat breakfast. Skipping breakfast causes your body to go into a starvation state - end result is that you don't use for but store it as fat. We'll eat greasy foods in the morning. Fats are your highest source of energy and shouldn't be eaten late at night & close to bed. Instead should be eaten early in the morning and used for fuel for the long day ahead. Yes, this means for all you donought and saugabe bisquet breakfast eaters to keep on keeping on! For lunch we're eating our cereals and breads. Carbs are the 2 most abundant source of fuel for the body (roughly 1/7th that of fats). Eaten at lunch will give you just enough fuel to help continue the rest of the work day. Sugars fall 3 on source of energy. Your body only uses 2 types of sugars out of a myriad of them - glucose & fructose (sugar & simple sugar respectively). Your nerves and brain ONLY use glucose as

Please For Me
HERE WE GO A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE YOU GUYS... HE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP.. GO GIVE HIM SOME LOVE... HE USE TO BE LEVEL 20 OR SO THEN TRADED IT IN FOR A YOUNGER MODEL.....LOL LETS BUILD HIM BACK UP SO ADD HIM, FAN HIM, AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE.. YOU WILL BE ADDING TO YOUR LIFE ANOTHER FANTASTIC PERSON. TY MIZZ SHADY.. Boobman@ fubar Music Video:THUNDERSTRUCK (by AC/DC)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Join Over One Hundred Million People In The Boycott Of Chinese Products
Join Over One Hundred Million People In The Boycott Of Chinese Products Join Us Today in the boycotting of all Chinese products. Look for products made in countries other than China first, because you can find them for the same prices even in the Dollar Stories. There are even plenty of American made products that are out there if you take the time to look. Please repost this message and bring up the topic of the poisoned Chinese Goods everywhere. 1) China poisons millions of people worldwide with it's contaminated products. 2) China uses Slave and Child Labor 3) Chima has some of the worst employee saftey records in the eintire world. 4) China has one of the worst environmental records on the planet. 5) China supplies weapons to our enemies all over the world. 6) China has cost US tens of millions of decent paying jobs. 7) Chinese quality control is abominable 8) China dumps it's poisoned and shoddily made products all over the planet Please join o

Aug 14, 2007
August 14, 2007 Quote of the Day "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Theodore Seuss Giesel ============================== This is so true....Being able to say what you feel to those people that matter. Kind of funny had just said something similar to this on the phone...

Priceless
YOU'D NEVER BELIEVE IT BUT SHE IS BACK, PRICELESS IS HERE, NOW GO SHOW HER TONS OF LOVE, MAKE SURE TO SPANK HER NICE AND HARD, FAN HER, RATE HER, ADD HER, HELL EVEN CRUSH HER IF YA WANNA, SHE'LL SHOW YOU ALL THE LOVE RIGHT BACK.. SO GO GO GO Priceless™@ fubar AND YET ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU ALL BY THE DRUNKEST MEMBER OF FUBAR: CHEERS TO YOU ALL... DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}@ fubar Fine Print: Fuck all the lame as hackers that want to live my life... A Bay BayBy Hurricane ChrisBest Video Codes

Threw The Lies I See Now What I'm Not.
As I'm sinking into my Grave I can feel life for once. Is it sad that it takes dying to feel living. I never felt so alive, So close to the end. Blackness is creeping in the adrealin is rushing, Threw the lies I see now what I'm not. Missing you will be just fine. Since I won't. The dirt is cold I should I be scared but I'm not. I kinda look foward to this Next time I see you, You won't, You'll get a chill but you don't know why. Don't close your eyes because when you open them there'll be no one there. My face now covered I can taste it. Don't kill me, I'm enjoying this to much. The terror is such a rush. I think I can hold my breath but my laughter won't let me. In my mind I think of death It brings a smile to my face. C/W '07 By Jimmy

Vacation, Day Four
Written last week while I was on vacation and sans internet. Tuesday, August 7 My hair starts to look distinctly like Shirley Temple's in this kind of humidity. Just thought I would share. Had another lovely day. The day started out windy and choppy after some very dramatic thunderstorms overnight, but the afternoon cleared into sunny and warm, if humid as always. We went out on a boat ride this morning, then attempted tubing this afternoon. We once again proved that, as a family, we are generally incompetent with boat-related leisure activities. Tonight was the first game of the Annual Rummy 500 Tournament. Holly did a lot of trash talking early in the day, but unfortunately, karma is a bitch, and hers apparently rubbed off on me, as Lady Luck let both of us down. Still, I came back in grand fashion near the end to only end up in 4th place by a nose, instead of the incredibly embarrassing amount I'd been down by for the first three hands. Dad won, of course. Holly

Why I Love Pro-wrestling.
One thing about me that people are more often than not suprised to find out, is that I am a huge pro-wrestling fan. I started out when I was a kid with The Undertaker and Hulk Hogan, and took a very long hiatus. I started hanging out with guys who watched it my senior year of high school, but as soon as I saw my beloved 'Taker hanging out with Limp Bizkit of all people, I seriously got really disguisted with the sport. (To the fellow fans who are reading this: I had no clue about the whole "indie" underground scene, so don't jump on my case just yet. ) I was, am, and forever will be a guy's girl. I'll take a six pack of beer and pizza/chicken wings over some fancy restaurant any day of the week. I am not all that into football, but I did start watching and paying attention to it just last year, so I know a little bit about it. In fact, I started paying more attention to sports in general just last year. Knowing what I know now, I REALLY wish someone would have clued me int

My Poems
CUTTER Sitting in my room alone again My inner demons that caused the sin People see me for what I'm not the cut is small and will start to clot The pain is real I feel it now and confirms the rage and all self dought Self mutalation is the only way I express my fellings my lips can't say I do it to see if I still feel Its the only thing that they can't steal My arms I use for personal attack So I make up what my life lacks The floor is red in puddles of life The evidence is shown and all the strife As blood runs free my problems subside And all my hopes that I've finally died I get off the floor and cover my arms And hope that no one will see the scars. C/W '07 By Jimmy

Doubts
So today I'm supposed to get a call back from Mr. Gailey (the lawyer who I interviewed for yesterday) about the job either way. I was told that it was down to me and one other person. He had his secretary give me the "rundown" of things, and even had me sit on her pc and show me some legal forms, etc. Now, I know that it'd be a good job for me, because lets face it I'd be great at working 9-4 on a pc..However, there are so many downfalls I'm not sure I could handle it. I mean, you get paid once a month. Yes you heard me right, once every 30 days. So if I were to start now, I wouldnt get my first paycheck until Mid September. Sure, it'd be a $1,300 paycheck but all my bills would come out of that one lump sum, and youd be adding car insurance and gas to that toll as well...I'm not sure I could handle that responsibility financially. On top of that, since you are the only person there under NO circumstances can you miss work. If you're sick, there's an emergency, for whatever reason you

Part 1
Mil skills competition It starts with an inspection of us and our camp. I am elected to keep the three camp fires lit and fuelled, including the cooking fire which is to have a pot of water on the boil. The rest of the platoon has marched to another location to be inspected. Despite having been out in the field for over a week we must have our combat fatigues clean, boots black, not muddy, and rifles have to be impeccable. Whilst they’re away getting inspected I ensure that all the hoochies are tidy and I raid as many rucksacks as I can to get bottles of mosquito repellent to spray on the fires to keep them burning, because I’m finding that keeping three fires burning bright at the same time (and the water on the boil) is a bit more difficult than anticipated, especially since I have no idea when they’re going to come to our platoon camp to inspect it. They finally come and inspect the camp. They’re impressed with the unfeasibly bright fires but they mark us down for camp t

Spoon - Kicked Off Pickup Artist
Spoon - kicked off pickup artist Mystery Method uses the term 'value' to describe the benefit of aligning with a person or group with the potential to improve one's reproductive chances (Replication value) or quality of life (Survival value). A big, alpha male poses a large possible threat to other males' S&R value, where a very attractive woman possesses high R value. According to Mystery, women evaluate potential mates primarily in terms of the Survival value they offer, while men evaluate potential mates in terms of their Replication value. Mystery Method teaches that people have a strong emotional reaction to people with significantly higher value. Men will have an emotional reaction to very attractive women. This emotional reaction causes them to feel an adrenaline rush, and to act in a 'weird' way around the target female. An exceptionally attractive woman causes this reaction in the majority of men, so the method teaches that she will subconsciously believe that any male w

Finally!!!
the cast and the button that was holding my thumb together is now gone!!!Hurt like hell when they took it all out but i have my hand back again...im in a splint that i have to keep on unles im just sitting doing nothing but its better than the cast! I posted new pics of my thumb...im not gonna lie..it looks gross, so if u have a weak stomach dont look...if u wanna look they are in my surgery pics folder..love ya all!!

Thank You All
Ok everyone I am off to go see my dad. I will try and update when I can to let you all know whats going on. I may have my girl Buffy come on here and update for me if I can not get to the computer. I hope you all have a good week. Thank you all very much for the warm wishes and for keeping my family in your prayers. It means a lot to me. Take care Luvs & Hugs Missy

What Are We Looking For
how do we really know when we have found our soulmate. what are we looking for in that person are we looking for how much money they have or how good looking they are. i think we are looking for that person who has a deep love for things in life at least that is what i'm looking for. how do we know this person we could talk to them every day and then maybe they leave use before we realize that is the person for use. i think everyone has something specail about them and yet i'm lost for the one true love of my life. i dont know if i have found her because of the people who like to play and get you to crush them or just rate them. i dont have a problem with that i like to be able to rate such wonderful people and make great new friends that way. i love to learn about people and see things from there eye's . the wonderful things they do and have done. i hate that most people on here think we re here to see nude pics and things like that. i'm no angel but i really just want to know the per

Not Around Today...
Ok just so no one thinks I'm MIA.. I'm sick.. woke with a nasty migraine and no meds to take it away.. I jumped on here to check the status of my lovely fu's.. Now I'm going back to bed. blah.. I guess I won't shoot for level today.. but leave me some love please.. I'm sick... >_

How Long Will It Last?
Your Relationship Will Last... A Long Time! This may be hard for you to swallow, but you and your guy might not last At least not forever. He's somewhere between Mr. Right... and Mr. Right Now No doubt your guy is a great catch - and generally good to you The odds are, however, that someone better is out there! How Long Will Your Relationship With Your Guy Last?

Love Has Gone Missing
once mesmerized by the sound of her tone yet came the night when I was struck by a curiosity which was unlike my own then came the end to being engaged hours on the phone love seems to have gone missing back against the wall head no longer held high nor longer standing tall continued stumbling waiting for the impact of the impending fall due to love having gone missing wounded I wondered day after day were my actions all that wrong, what could I do or say? nothing came to mind lost in limbo on time delay because love seems to have gone missing no longer sharing the same goal nor mission plans now nothing more than memories which spring forth contrition that which once flourished now suffers from malnutrition because love seems to have gone missing saddened by the loss of a promised kiss alone destined to mr and with out me she now miss no more is there talk of our combined bliss since love has gone missing

Interesting,...............
Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you Happiness. Bad days give you Experiences. Both are essential to life. Keep going... Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrows keep you Human, Failures keep you Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only Your God keeps You Going! Have a great day! The Sun is shining!! Your God is so big He can cover the whole world with His Love and so small He can curl up inside your heart.

Undergo Pain
Everybody lied. Every twisted mind. Stare at them. How rational I am. All my past. Slip away fast. Stare at them. How gloomy I am. When will it come to an end? I would be ecstatic, if life stopped teasing me. Will you help me fight them off? All the things are killing me. Help me go through the dark and evil, and share the depression with me. Oh,my lord help me with my pain. I'm dying,again.

Cure Copy Write 2007
There's a pain in my heart again. How do I make it stop? I know I've done it before. But it just keeps coming back. This pain I feel inside Every time I love. It just makes others hurt, Every time I care. I've tried not to care before It only makes it worse. To make someone else happy And keep my pain inside. I've overfilled with torrment As others fill with laughter. To have someone all my own I know will never happen. I always have to share what's mine. And to be put last is common. No matter what my heart may feel, It screams, it shouts for me to say, That there's got to be some other way. I think I know of what it speaks. I haven't done that in years. Now I think of it, my beautifuly sweet abyss. Take the blade and make it quick. The only way to make it stop. The only way to make it heal. Bleed the heart. Bleed the heart of all it's pain. Bleed the heart of all it's anger. Bleed the heart of all it's malice. Bleed the heart of all it's hurt. Bleed t

I'm Not Being Rude
I just wanted to say to all my sexy friends, I am sorry sometimes when I get in the shoutbox if I don't answer some of you. I kind of get swamped sometimes, and its hard to answer everyone back. I don't try and ignore anyone. I feel bad if I can't talk to everyone. If you want you can send me mail ok? Don't think I am being rude Ok..Love you all!!

Run Times
A few of us from Fubar have decided to become healthier individuals. I want to say thanks to Prostreet for starting all of this - THANKS SIS!!! Last night I ran two miles in 13:08. It's not a great time but not bad either. I did 60 push-ups and 30 sit-ups following that. I'm doing alright today. Some slight soreness in the back and that's it. My hardest struggle is increasing my lung capacity. My legs want to push me faster but my lungs are used to expanding that far any more. It burns a little to breathe so deep. As they stretch it because easier and easier. About 9 months ago I couldn't even go 3/4's of a mile with out stopping and yakking. Now I do 2-miles and have plenty left in me! I plan on start lifting again soon but I want to get back into working out in stages. Stage 1 - Run 2 miles in 12:30 again and have some fight left over. I want to do this to recondition my lungs and heart for better efficiency and health. Stage 2 - Start lifting light weight

**think You Got What It Takes?**
WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL Requirements: 1. DJ experience preferred. 2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock) 3. Have a personality 4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts. 5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show. 6. Have fun. 7. Must be 19 or older. 8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge. If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru for details on open shifts. Click banner to enter lounge

Definitely Not Having A Good Day...
So today started out good. I was going to meet up with my friend colleen at the mall. On my way up to there, someone three cars ahead of me decided to make a right hand turn and signal at the last second. Everyone slams on their brakes to avoid hitting him and each other, including me. My brake pedal goes all the way down and the truck is not stopping. Luckily I kept pumping on the brakes and it stopped before I ran into the truck in front of me. The whole time riding up there and back my brakes felt weird. I told my dad about it a little later and not right away. He applied for a job as a furniture finisher ( which has been doing since he was 15 years old) and the company told him he was unqualified. They probably didn't even look at his resume. So to say the least he was pretty crushed about it. And later on proceeded to make me feel like shit about the whole truck situation when I did tell him. Which of course made me feel like shit the rest of the day. So this morning dad te

Phil Rizzuto, 1917-2007
Forever Young Bobby Thigpen out there. Number thirty-seven. That's the guy in the Peanuts cartoon. Pigpen. That's a joke. That guy in Peanuts with Charlie Brown. He's always dirty. Oh yeah. Every day. Orphan Annie. You know, She hasn't aged in thirty-two years.

Inteirrior Now
i had just finnished the sun visors and and shift boot today, well i did the sun visors yesterday lol. and i'm planning on putting them all in today. i'm redoing the whole inside in stressed black denim, and differ metal like finishes, brass, stainless steal, aluminum, and such. all the metal finishes are going to be painted to simulate the metals sense i don't have a mill and lathe to make them lol. maybe some day i'll replace them with the real things. that'll be the day.

What A Bus Ride............
We'd been together for a long time, and we had found out a long time ago that we both liked dangerous sex. The fear of being caught got us excited. Today was no exception� We were on the bus, it was completely full. She stood facing me near the rear exit. She had on her white skirt, my favorite one. I quickly glance around, and then look her full in the eyes, and there is an unspoken conversation. I keep one hand on the pole to steady myself, and I pinch her left nipple through her shirt with my free hand. She squirms, and I know she wants me to keep going. I drop my hand, and caress her knee. I move my hand slowly up the side of her leg inside the skirt, glancing around ever so often to make sure that nobody sees. I get to her panty line, and I move my hand around the back. She moves her body against me, putting an arm around me. I squeeze her ass, and enjoy the feel of it in my hand, so smooth. I slip my hand underneath the underwear, and run a finger up her

Holy Cow...
Former Yankees SS Phil Rizzuto dead at 89 August 14, 2007 BRONX, NEW YORK (TICKER) -- Former New York Yankees shortstop and renowned baseball broadcaster Phil Rizzuto died Tuesday. He was 89. The Yankees confirmed Rizzuto's death to PA SportsTicker, although the team did not provide any further details. New York radio station WFAN reported that the Hall of Famer died early Tuesday morning. Nicknamed "The Scooter," Rizzuto helped the Yankees win seven World Series titles from 1941-1953. The diminutive Brooklyn native was a career .273 hitter in parts of 13 seasons - all with the Yankees. A five-time All-Star, Rizzuto was regarded as one of the best defensive shortstops of his time. Standing at just 5-6, he also was renowned for his bunting ability and speed. Like many players in the 1940s, Rizzuto served in the United States Navy during World War II, interrupting his career from 1943-1945. Rizzuto enjoyed his finest season in 1950, when he was named American

Chalkboard Prank
Chalkboard Prank One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word. Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

Me
Well I know I have screwed up and messed up in my day I hurt someone very close to me and I know I did wrong for doing what I did..... I guess I dont know what real love is cause I have never been taught how to love someone..... I also had a very good friend tell me that hiding my love one that I am with away from my family is not good... And that if I keep him hidden away from them that it will make our love life not soo good... So now is the time for me to step up to the plate and start tellin my family what I am doing with myself..... Also it is in Gods hands weather or not my family will accept my new love of my life and still love me for me. I do very deeply love this man with all my heat and soul,and I have put him through hell and back in little over 3 months of us knowing eachother... I am not trying to push my kids on to him either my daughter is a lover like I am and loves to hug and cuddle and give kisses... So I have to be careful not to over do it with my daughter on him

A Poem For Me From A Friend
Jackie by billy 2006 Gentle kindness a friend of words, light this path of a non-spoken place, loneliness and strife away....deepens the crevicesinto simple grace, heart thickens happiness....filter out foes a mind of peace within everlasting,clearness of souls untouched boundings....cradling memories of lost times stolen,requiring rent to bloom....founding joy of shallow needs,crisp white pleasures glistening ahead....intriquing limitless inquiries,curiosity hastened,two worlds apart joined....purity of lifesgrowth within, strength into weakness begins..

Arkansas Razorbacks Football
Ok, so apparently Marcus Monk is out for four to six weeks with a knee injury. Not a good start for the Hogs. Luckily they have the second week of the schedule off so maybe that will give him all the time he needs to rehab. This is just another addition to the horrid offseason the Hogs have had. All of the off the field issues with Houston Nutt, Mitch Mustain and Damian Williams have caused a complete shitstorm in the world of Arkansas Football. It seems like the entire program is resting, at least theoretically, on the shoulders of Casey Dick and Darren McFadden. I do not envy McFadden in the least. If he has a less stellar season than last some will claim his dominance last year was a fluke. If he performs just as well, but not better, some will say that he is not a NFL level player and has hit his peak. If he completely destroys his numbers from last year he will be the golden boy with heaps of praise and the highest of expectations come draft time. Is McFadden the b

Tasers !!
Taser > > Classic...don' t tell me you can read this without laughing... > > > (Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife > a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : > > Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a > little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a > 100,000-volt pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were > supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an > assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a > gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! > > Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I > loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was > disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button > AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the > blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and

Makeing Cakes
Making cakes A little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy,you and daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night." The mother says, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

My Saddest Day...
August 14 of my 16th yr,my mom died of a massive heart attack at the age of 48.She wuz my best friend,we we're amazingly close.She wuz a beautiful lady inside and out and i miss her so damn much! Love you mommy-c u on the other side...xoxoxox

Dont You Love Work.................
I had just started working in the archives at a large communications company when I met the hottest forty-five years old woman I'd ever seen. She worked in the Music Clearance department and her name was Jane. She was about five ten, 130 lbs, and an hourglass figure that made my dick hard the every time I ever saw her. We would chat in the hallway and I would see here around, but never thought I'd get her alone, much less fuck her. One day she was walking down the hall rubbing her neck, and I asked if I could help. I'm pretty good with my hands, so I started messaging her neck. She seemed to be enjoying it and I said that if she came back to my cubical and sat down, I'd be able do a better job. She agreed and off we went. My cubical was large with seven-foot walls and a door, which I closed and locked as we went in. She sat in my desk chair and I started back massaging her neck. I had her sitting backwards in the chair so I could get her back as well. After about ten minutes I started

A Sad Day For Baseball And New Yorkers
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=txobitrizzuto&prov=st&type=lgns Former Yankees SS Phil Rizzuto dead at 89 August 14, 2007 BRONX, NEW YORK (TICKER) -- Former New York Yankees shortstop and renowned baseball broadcaster Phil Rizzuto died Tuesday. He was 89. The Yankees confirmed Rizzuto's death to PA SportsTicker, although the team did not provide any further details. New York radio station WFAN reported that the Hall of Famer died early Tuesday morning. Nicknamed "The Scooter," Rizzuto helped the Yankees win seven World Series titles from 1941-1953. The diminutive Brooklyn native was a career .273 hitter in parts of 13 seasons - all with the Yankees. A five-time All-Star, Rizzuto was regarded as one of the best defensive shortstops of his time. Standing at just 5-6, he also was renowned for his bunting ability and speed. Like many players in the 1940s, Rizzuto served in the United States Navy during World War II, interrupting his career from 194

Worth The Wait...
She sits, staring blindly in front of her, unaware of the tears falling…when suddenly he is there in front of her, filling her vision. She looks up, startled, to see him there with a look of compassion and understanding on his face. Despite the sadness that seems to permeate her soul she feels a shiver of awareness that happens every time she is near him. “Hey you,” he says, “what’s up?” “Not much,” she answers, knowing he won’t believe her, not wanting him too. “How about a ride on the river?” She is surprised he has asked, and more shocked at herself when she accepts. Together they go to the marina, her being quiet and pensive, looking out the window at the scenery passing by, and him sneaking glances at her, as if he too, can’t believe they are finally going off alone together. Once out on the water, she can feel the peace of it fill her soul. She sits in the bow of the boat, looking at the trees, the clouds, the water, anywhere but at him. She is scared if she does he will kno