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Pineapple Cranberry Pork Roast
Ingredients: * 1 (3 pound) pork roast * 1 20 ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained * 1 (1 ounce) packet dry onion soup mix * 1 cup dried cranberries * 2 Tablespoons flour 3 Tablespoons water Method Place pork roast in a 6-quart crock-pot. In a medium bowl mix pineapple, dry soup mix and dried cranberries; pour over roast. Cook on low heat setting for 8 hours or high heat for 4 hours. Remove roast to serving platter and increase heat to high (if necessary). Whisk together flour and water and blend into pan juices; cover and cook for 15 minutes. To serve slice roast, whisk pan gravy to blend well and serve with sliced roast. Notes: This is a nice change from the usual pork roast. The pineapple and cranberries really accent the pork roast and make a nice, chunky sauce for pouring over mashed potatoes or egg noodles. Number of servings: 6-8

This Girl.....
****my friend Laurie wrote this....it is very beautiful & I wanted to share it...in so many ways, it reminds me of me**** This girl will open her own doors and fight her own battles. When her dreams are defeated and just when you think the flame is dying, she'll get up and build another fire. She must be proud of you to love you. Though she'll demand a lot from you, she'll give double measure in return. She can be generous to a fault with her time and sympathy, but when it comes to love, she's downright stingy. 'What's hers is hers'. She plays for keeps. In any relationship she feels is real and forever, there will be no holding back, no feminine wiles, tricks, or games. Her love, like her speech and actions, is direct, which can get her into waters way over her head. You may have to tame her a little, but she'll accept it with surprising docility if she really loves you. She has to learn the hard way to keep her emotions under control even if it kills her, which it almost will. Her

This Made Me Cry Please Red.. To My Daughter
'TO MY DAUGHTER' (AOL IS TRACKING THIS) > PLEASE DO NOT DELETE > > THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS! > > > > *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the > > laundry, and pick you up and take you to the > park to play. > > *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in > the sink, and let you teach me how to put that > puzzle of yours together. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the > telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with > you in the backyard and blow bubbles. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not > even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine > for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one > if he comes by. > > *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about > what you are going to be when you grow up, or > second guess every decision I have made where > you are concerned. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me > bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying > to fix them. > > *Just f

Having A Bad Day?
Subject: Having a Bad Day???? > > > > In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same >bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m. , regardless of their >medical condition. >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do >with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the >deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of >experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. > > The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m. , all of the >doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for >themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were >holding >wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects >to ward off the evil spirits. > > Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday >sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he >could use the vacuum cleaner. > >Still Having

Pinhead
You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead50% Jason Voorhees40% Captain Spaulding40% Leatherface40% Michael Myers30% Freddy Krueger20% Jigsaw20% Hannibal Lecter20% Candyman0% Buffalo Bill0% Which Horror Killer are You?

I Fail Everytime©©©julie Cooper 2007
my stomach hurts so much to think of him and it makes me so sick it hurts so bad to get over someone you love so much it always make me want to cry it is so hard when you love someone and the just want to play with your mind but you still love them so much it hurts that someone makes you wait for an answer and you know you will never get it or when you thought you were ready but then they just werent that is when love just hurts so much its when you show them how much you love them but they just ignore it but when you are with the person the one you love so much he seems not to care at all he will just leave without looking back to even say good bye that is when love hurts even worse it takes the knife and it stabs you in the heart i hope i never love like this again only because i fail every time and in the end it just hurt so damn much

The Plan
THE PLAN!! > >> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic > > > > > > > You gotta love Robin Williams.... > > Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin > > Williams to come up with the perfect > > plan. What we need now is for our > > UN Ambassador to stand up and > > repeat this mess age. > > > > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to > > argue with his logic!) > > > > 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace > > but I have not heard of a plan for > > peace. So, here's one plan.' > > > > 1) The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their > affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, > Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We > will > never 'interfere' again. > > > > 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with > Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't > want us there. We would station troop

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

I Love You
I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME...I'M GOING IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE MORNING FOR SURGERY..AND MY FRIENDS HAVE REALLY GIVEN ME ALOT OF MORAL SUPPORT..THEY ARE A WONDERFUL GROUP..I LOVE EACH OF THEM...AS EVERYONE KNOWS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN DURING SURGERY...BUT I AM TRYING TO KEEP A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON THINGS..BUT IF SOMETHING DOES HAPPEN I WANTED TO DO THIS SLIDE SHOW FOR THEM... MAY THE ANGELS WATCH OVER YA'LL.......... I LOVE YA'LL WITH ALL OF MY HEART........ SO TIM WE JOINED ON THE SAME DAY AND HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEN...REMEMBER I LOVE YOU...AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF PLEASE...YOU HAVE PUT UP WITH ME UNTIL I'M SURE I DROVE YOU CRAZY AT TIMES...THANK YOU... CHUCK YOU HAVE BEEN MY GUARDIAN ANGEL....YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I NEED A SHOULDER...WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS ALSO SINCE WE BOTH JOINED...AND I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN MY CORNER...THANK YOU..I LOVE YOU... TERRY OH WHAT CAN I SAY YOUR MY BESTFRIEND...THANK YOU FOR BEI

Too Blissful
I'm too blissful to think Too full of hope to not want to try So entangled by your kiss That it keeps me up at night. I'm too blissful not to tell you How strong and amazing I think you are. So full of what could be To let it put me in a head lock Your kiss is so amazing Your touch sends shivers up my spine. I could lay in your bed forever Not wanting to move ahead in time Your smell is better than any drug Your kisses in the morning are the best. I could stay awake for hours Watching you sleep and breathe You have made me see the possibilities And what true feelings could be I don't have any power over you I just simply am too full of bliss.

Alive
Sometimes You need to be scared To feel pain Anger, rage, lust, jealousy A love like no other A hug from a child Chills from standing in the rain A punch in the mouth Relish in the taste of blood Whatever it takes To make you feel alive

Don't Care
New Jersey Housewife Sums Up How Most of us Really Feel About Islamic People Could Not Be Said Better Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one upset lady. Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Midd

Bond
My feelings grow stronger With each passing moment A connection made I didn’t know possible You can tell by the sparkle in my eyes The bounce in my step Contagious laughter Heartfelt moments So many things shared Nights spent wondering Anticipation of what will come Hanging on a word, not wanting to let go The joy, the pain

Back Again
hi to everyone who reads this. it been a long time since i've een on or posted anything. well since march i fished up my first year at college and i'm starting my second year in a couple of weeks. i've gotten a jobit might not be the greatest job but i'm helping out the family. so yea. i'm still looking for that special someone, he's out there somewhere just haven't found him yet. so yea hit me up i'll be putting up some new pics soon.

I....©julie Cooper 2007
I hate this feeling a feeling of emptiness i have ever felt before its like a sad happiness i love him but he dont care he use to though but he could not stay the same as i have said life is not great this year is the very worst he forgot about love i use to come first i use to get the look i use to get the smile i use to get the time i use to feel the love now all i feel is the miss i miss the looks i miss the smiles i miss the time we shared i miss the love we had i miss it all but i know that it will never come back

My Collection.. It's Not What You Think...
My husband is funny. He says.. Couldn't you collect something normal, like normal people? Me, I collect cars. I can't help it, it's an obsession since I bought and sold the '65 stang. Well currently I own an '06 Mustang. In two weeks I will acquire an '81 Camaro Burlinetta, and now I'm in the market for a Corvette. I also have my truck which I'm looking to get rid of soon for a new truck. What? I tried collecting normal things like figurine's and such. When Gramma died I inherited all of her figurines. I'm figurined out. I have books.. but with being in college.. I don't want to read text books and then normal books. I have movies, but I only watch a selected few a thousand times. Cars now.. Cars, I can work on them. Detail them, show them off. Drive them. Basically I can have all sorts of dirty nail fun with them. So what.. I like my cars.

Fire
I cried tonight I fought with all my might That’s a lie I relished in the tears from my eyes I said I wouldn’t do it again To not be one of those weak willed men To never let anyone get close to me My heart on my sleeve So big it blinds me to see I’m left with learning how to breathe To find within myself the desire To let someone else light my fire I will be empty for a while Praying I will find the time to smile

Multiple Personalities
Such a dick Im a pain in the ass Extremely difficult to get along with My feelings are hurt too easily I wear my heart on my sleeve My grudges hold true I’m restless, anxious, and impatient Needy and demanding I let things get me down My unhappiness cannot be hidden Such a sweetheart I put everyone’s happiness before my own I go out of my way to make people feel good Showering my loved ones with affection I am understanding, compassionate Aware of my fortunes Eye on the prize, patiently waiting Such a mess My emotions change from one minute to the next Stay on your toes I’m not even sure who you’ll get today Set off by everything or nothing in particular Mind constantly in a confused state Unable to find a clear path to my goals Uncomfortable with my multiple personalities

Once
An intense, all consuming love Destined for fulfillment Great obstacles abound Our resolve kept us strong Comfort sought in each others hearts As the conclusion draws near Fleeting hearts need revived Hope and faith are crucial To keep souls from dying What shall come to pass

Mark Twain For President
If Mark Twain ran for President, this would be his platform..... Truth - "Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it." ~ Notebook, 1898 The Supreme Court - "I hate to hear people say this Judge will vote so and so, because he is a Democrat - and this one so and so because he is a Republican. It is shameful. The Judges have the Constitution for their guidance; they have no right to any politics save the politics of rigid right and justice when they are sitting in judgment upon the great matters that come before them." ~ Letter to San Francisco Alta California, February 18, 1868 Senator - "A person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time." ~ More Maxims of Mark, Johnson Rights - "With us no individual is born with a right to look down upon his neighbor and hold him in contempt." ~ "Americans and English" speech Reform - "Whenever you find yourself

Hurt
breathing hurts to much and blinking falls the tears the truth hurts him so much but he like to hurt me with his lies receiving my love was not good enough i guess and he was much to selfish to give all of his love to me i guess i want to much so much more ,more then i guess he could ever give to me i cant just keep i just cant keep thoughts locked in a box for i take them with me were ever i may go all of my secrets my fears my love because anymore i dont want anybody to know anything walking hurts my back talking hurts my tongue but with the blood peeling my skin there is no more hurt im done ©©©Julie Cooper 2007

Reckoning
The time has drawn near Lives will soon be in disarray I can only wait to see If I get my perfect beginning Or a lifetime of hardships and sorrow I have glimmers of hope Try focusing on the positive But the pit in my stomach Will not go away

This Is A Hug Certificate!
A Hug Certificate for You! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate! Send One to All Your Friends You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off! If you don't receive this back .. Nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them. If you receive this back 1 time ... Open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends . If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start .

Lesson Learned Show!!!
Hey everybody I've got a band called Lesson Learned and we're playing a show this friday, its at MR BIGS in appleton and we should be going on at around 9 we will play 2 sets. So if your in the area come check us out we promise a good time to be had by all. Help us fill this place, no really we would love to see it at capacity! and check out the website LESSON-LEARNED.COM thanks! If you have any qustions about the show or location feel free to give me a call 920-809-2776 Jesse LESSON LEARNED at Mr. Big’s Pub 1216 S. Oneida St., Appleton 920-991-2724

Stand
Be your own man What does that mean? Understand who you are How you got to this point in life The choices you’ve made And the ones you didn’t Inner self molded and twisted You’re either of solid character Or you are nothing. A waste What makes the man? Number of friends obtained Wealth, family, responsibility Was once told, stay within your limits Filth spouted by an unwise man Only the weak and weary have limits Eyes front, on point, be solid If nothing else, you’ll have respect

Im Moving On With My Life Without You!
YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT! IM FINALLY DONE WITH THE GAMES AND THE LIES! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH NOW THAT YOU ARE GONE I CAN FINALLY MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE! WHEN YOUR READY TO BE WITH ME I WILL BE OVER YOU AND IT WILL BE TOO LATE! YOU HAVE DONE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG BITCH AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW IT YET! WHEN I FOUND OUT ALL THE SHIT YOU HAVE SAID ABOUT ME AND LIED ABOUT TO YOU FAMILY THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT I WOULD GET CLOSE TOO YEA BITCH YOU FUCKED UP! I KNOW EVERYTHING NOW, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING LIER AND CHEATING BASTERD AND YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! JUST HOPE YOU NEVER COME BACK TO FLORIDA OR CALL ME WHEN YOU DO CAUSE IT WILL BE THE BIGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE CAUSE IM ONE PISSED OFF BITCH RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL PAY I PROMISE YOU THAT!!!

Check Out Jk Coltrain @ Clear Channel
From: "J. K. Coltrain" >To: acna2@hotmail.com >Subject: Check out this exclusive media from clearchannelmusic.com! >Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2007 20:46:59 -0400 > >CC Radio > >To play the media please click on the link below or paste it into your web >browser. > >http://clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/player.html?art=40657&g=1186439711 > >Regards, >JK Coltrain >jk@jkcoltrain.com

A Hug Certificate For You!
A Hug Certificate for You! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate! Send One to All Your Friends You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off! If you don't receive this back .. Nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them. If you receive this back 1 time ... Open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends . If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start .

So Long Time No Yack
Not like any of u miss me but ohwell. It was dad's bday on the 5th,had a rad firework show.Then i ate this sweet fuckin icecream cake mum made,and well call me fat but im goin to eat some more lol guess ill have to double time it on the ole treadmill. Ive offically taken out my last visible face piercing,so say goodbye to the lipring cuz its now gone.All i have left is my tongue ring,10 gauge ear lobes and cartlidge piercing. Tis almost xmas.Skip halloween,gimme thanksgiving so i can start my holiday baking lol My bird is annoying me...oh bet u guys didnt kno i have a pet bird,her name is Ling and shes like a lime green/yellow budgie. Im amazed she isnt dead yet,i always crank music,yell at her,neglect lmao n yet shes still kickin lol had her for like,4 yrs i think. Ok well pricks,im off. Bye

The Submissive's Creed
submissive's Creed author unknown i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm. i will not try to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should. In other words, I will not top from the bottom. i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive/slave and as a human being. i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires. i will not allow myself to be harmed or abused. i know that submissive/slave does not equal doormat. i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives/slaves. i will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn an

I Am Out Of Here!
Hey all!! Thank you for all being such wonderful people in my life! I do love having you around...I am going to delete my profile and continue to rock on...on another site...for those of you who don't know my yahoo...tigger_2001_2001@yahoo.com Don't hesitate to add me! I am tired of the bullshit that is going on here and will no longer put up with it! I will give ppl time to view me or whatever but I am out of here as soon as possible...don't get me wrong...it was fun when there were not so many rules and things to abide by! So...once again...ty all for becoming my friend and now you all know how to get a hold of me...so please do...I just won't be hanging here anylonger! Kisses and licks to you all!! Muahhhhsss!! Becky Leanne

Only You
With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.

Julia Childs, I Ain't...
ok... Let me just say this: I am in no position to give anyone pointers on cooking, seeing as how my chief skill mainly lies in not burning things... BUT on this one occasion, I'm going to break my silence and rave about a spice... No, not Posh Spice... This is a premade steak rub in a bottle, and it, if you will pardon the expression, KICKS ASS.... just saying...I bought this stuff on a lark, mind you... "Twin Tree Gardens 'Rope Trick' Steak Rub" *Editor's note: Steak lovers beware, this seasoning blend alone could put the cattle populations of several states at risk...* YUM...

Bouncer Id Check
Right now there is a high security in Fubar. As quoted from WildHorse: "They initialized the technology to combat the people running scripts on the site.. Please bare with and as soon as they beat the scripts they will loosen the screws some" Until we can get everything settled down please bare with us. We are doing the best we can. Everysite has something like this, but we only have 3 letter codes, its really not a lot when you think about it. Sometimes its on every comment, if its the same comment over and over again it will ask you for it. Sometimes it is just random, anyways we are trying to get it straighten out. Thanks, Fubar Team

If You Want To Join
"> OK EVERYONE....I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD A CONTEST FOR BEST B&W PHOTO I WANT AT LEAST 12 PEOPLE TO JOIN WINNER WILL RECEIVE A THREE DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST 3RD WILL GET A BIG PIMPIN GIFT OF MY CHOICE....WINNER MUST HAVE AT LEAST 12,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. PLEASE LEAVE ME THE LINK TO THE PHOTO THAT YOU WANT TO SUBMIT TO MY INBOX OR SHOUT ME AND TELL ME WHICH ONE TO RIP. CONTEST WILL START AS SOON AS I HAVE 12 CONTESTANTS AND RUN FOR 5 DAYS MANY SMILES AND THANKS APRIL ♥♥

Sweet Monday
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Quote For August 6
Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness. -- Leon Trotsky Bonus Quote: Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions. -- Oscar Wilde This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Awesome Crock Pot Lasagna
Ingredients: * 1/2 lb Italian sausage * 1/2 lb ground beef * 1 small onion, chopped * 1 clove garlic, minced * 1 4 ounce can sliced mushrooms * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup dry red wine * 3 cups spaghetti sauce * 1 6 ounce can tomato paste * 1 8 ounce can tomato sauce * 12 lasagna noodles, uncooked * 1 egg, slightly beaten * 2 cups ricotta cheese or cottage cheese * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 2 tablespoons parsley flakes * 1 dash fresh ground black pepper 2 1/2 cups mozzarella cheese, shredded Method Brown meat and onion in large skillet and drain off excess fat. Add garlic, mushrooms, salt, wine, spaghetti sauce, paste, and tomato sauce to meat mixture, mix well and set aside. In a medium bowl combine egg, ricotta cheese, Parmesan cheese and parsley flakes, and set aside. Spray crock pot with cooking oil. Layer in a 5 to 6 quart crock pot 4 noodles, broken into pieces to fit. Spread hal

Help!
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

So Simple Swiss Steak
Ingredients: * 1/2 pound lean bacon * 2 to 3 pounds boneless beef round steak (about 1/2-inch thick) * Salt and pepper * 1 Tablespoon minced garlic * 6-8 medium-size potatoes sliced * 2 large sweet onions sliced * 1 large can (28 oz.) diced or crushed tomatoes * 1 15 1/2 can tomato sauce 1 large or 2 small cans of sliced mushrooms (optional) Method In slow cooker layer bacon across the bottom, rub the meat with seasonings and garlic, place in cooker over the bacon, then layer potatoes (sprinkled with salt and pepper) and onions alternately; add mushrooms, then pour in the tomatoes and sauce, cover and cook on high 4-6 hours or low 8-12 hours. Or until the meat and potatoes are fork tender. Notes: This can also be done in the oven using a Dutch oven; I have found this to be an excellent dish for a crowd because you can use the least expensive cuts of beef and it still comes out tender and delicious Number of servings: 8- 10

Is Everyone As Irritated As Me?
Well, I thought that I would place this hear since everyone got irritated with me for creating a mumm for this. It's actually pretty funny that people are irritated with my "Bouncer MUMM." I've been told that there are so many out there that I shouldn't have written it. Well, I did check after I saw all of the complaints and guess what? In the 5 pages that I checked there were only 3 mumms that were related to the Comment Bouncer and I was one of those 3. Wow that sure is a lot of mumms on the subject. Not only that they actually took the time to leave a comment. I think that is the funniest part about their complaint. If you read the mumm, which was only 2 lines and thought, "I've already read something like this before," why not just leave? Why waste your time and complain. Well, getting to my question, is everyone getting as irritating with the Comment Bouncer as I am. I never had any trouble with it until yesterday when I started getting them every once in a while whi

Laugh For August 6
Redneck jokes .... hell, I live in Alabama now, what did ya expect? A redneck died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 14. Down home, folks now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. The minimum drinking age down home has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. Down home, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. How can you tell if a redneck is married? There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. Down home, we've got a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Recently, the Governor's Mansion burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. The best thing to ever come out of my hometown is Interstate 40. A State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Boutwhat?"

Lazy Day Crock Pot Brunch
Ingredients: * 8 slices bacon * 28 oz pkg frozen shredded hash browns, thawed * 2 teaspoons EACH salt and pepper, or to taste * 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 cup onion, diced * 2 cups ham, cut into cubes * 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese * 12 eggs * 1/2 teaspoon Dijon-style mustard * 2 cups heavy whipping cream Pam Method Cook bacon, drain grease and set aside. Spray inside of crock pot generously with Pam. Press potatoes on bottom and 1-inch up the sides to form a crust. Season with half of the salt and pepper. Crumble bacon over potatoes. Sprinkle green and red peppers, onions, ham and cheese over potatoes. In a large bowl whisk the eggs, remaining salt and pepper, mustard and cream. Pour over potato mixture. Cover and cook on low for 6 hours or until eggs are set. Notes: This is easy and great tasting for a brunch or a morning when you have overnight guests. Number of servi

Too Easy Stew
Ingredients: * 2 lb London broil, cut up * 1 can sweet peas, drained * 1 can sliced carrots, drained * 1 large onion, diced * 3 medium potatoes, diced * 1 envelope brown gravy mix * 1 envelope onion soup mix * 1 tsp garlic powder Salt and pepper to taste Method Put ingredients into large crock pot, sprinkle with dry ingredients, cover with water and simmer all day or at least 6 hours. Notes: Number of servings: 6

Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Its been a long day for alot of us..Forthose that might not of seen this from the start..They started at over 200,000 TO GODFATHER HIM....So never think it cant be done..Thanks for the great team work... Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

If You Havent Today!
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Hustle, Loyalty, And Respect.
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear

February 02, 2007
February 02, 2007 THE CANDLE LITE,..THE STROKE OF YOUR HANDS IN MY HAIR AS WE MADE LUV,THE WAY YOU KISSED ME SO PASSIONATELY,...THESE THINGS, MADE ME REALIZE IT WAS YOU...NO ONE ELSE HAD TOUCHED ME SO GENTLE, SAID THEY NEEDED ME, LUVED ME',....YES BABY FEEL ME,KNOW THAT I LUV U',...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE ,.....

Congratulations To Our Newest Godfather
Congratulations to our newest God Father.Stop by and congratulate him.Welcome to the family Tony.We would like to thank everyone that helped us to make him a God Father to the members of Shadow Levelers and On Call Levelers thank you for sticking through this the whole time. To each and every Fubar that took the time to help him much love to you. ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

March 02, 2007
March 02, 2007 SO GENTLE IS HIS HANDS,..WHEN THEY TOUCH HER.HE HOLDS HER LIKE SHES A PRECIOUS GEM...MAYBE SHE DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHY BUT SHE LIKES THE FEEL AND THE THINGS HE SAYS TO HER LATE AT NIGHT....HE RUNS HIS FINGERS THREW HER DARKENED HAIR,SOMETIMES TEARS COMES TO HIS EYES KNOWING HE CANT BE WITH HER EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY...TRUE MAYBE SHE DOESNT COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY HE FEELS SO STRONGLY LIKE THIS FOR HER BUT SHE NEVER WANTS IT TO END,......

March 02, 2007
March 02, 2007 THINKING ABOUT HOW SHE MISSED HIM SHE DEC. 2 GET A BUS TICKET AND TRAVEL TO SEE HIM.IT WAS RAINING THAT DAY,..SHE STEPPED OFF THE BUS ,...ALL SHE COULD SEE WAS HIS SKY BLUE IZE THAT SHE'D MISSED LOOKING INTO AS THEY MADE LOVE....HE SMILED, JUST HELD HIS ARMS OUT TO HER WHERE SHE FELT SAFE....THEY DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THE RAIN JUST OF SEEING ONE ANOTHER AGAIN...THE RAIN SOAKED THEM BUT THEY NEVER CARED JUST STOOD THERE KISSING AND TOUCHING AGAIN,.....

March 26, 2007
March 26, 2007 U ASKED ME ONE TIME WHY,....I NEVER KNEW UNTIL I LAYED ALONE ONE LONELY NIGHT AS THE RAIN POURED,....ITS THE LITTLE THINGS...THE TIMES U TOLD ME I WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,THE TIMES I KNEW U LAY BESIDE ME TOUCHING MY HAIR AS I SLEPT,THE TIMES ID ACCIDENTLY NOTICE U SRARING AT ME,THE POEMS,AND THE LIL NOTES U LEFT THAT SOMEHOW,...MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL.....SOMEHOW I KNEW IT WAS DIFFERENT WITH US ,...BECAUSE OF THE LITTLE THINGS.....

March 28, 2007
March 28, 2007 IVE NEVER DANCED HE SAID TO ME,...COME TO ME ILL TEACH YOU,....SHE LOOKED INTO HIS IZE AS THE SONG PLAYED,...YOURE BEAUTIFUL',...HE TOLD HER,..SHE SMILED AND SOMEHOW SHE FELT IN ANOTHER WORLD...HER HAND IN HIS ,HIS HAND TO HER BACK..THEY DANCED SO SLOWLY,..THEY WERE HIGH BUT ON EACH OTHER THIS TIME...WHEN THE SONG ENDED HE KISSED HER ,SHE SMILED,TOUCHED HIS FACE AND SAID YOU WERE WONDERFUL,......THEN LEFT..

April 03, 2007
April 03, 2007 IT NEVER WAS ABOUT THE LOOKS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM,...IT WAS THE UNDERSTANDING THEY HAD FOR ONE ANOTHERS FEELINGS ..SOME HOW THEY CONNECTED ON A LEVEL THAT HAD BEEN BEEN MISSING FOR YEARS FOR THE BOTH...EVEN IF THEY WERE TO MAINTAIN FRIENDS,...THEY WOULD MAINTAIN SOMETHING MOST WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND..IT WAS SIMPLY ACCEPTING,GIVING THE ALL POSSIBLE,AND SEEING IT!!,.....

8-06-07
Hey all. Leaven ya a little tidbit of what is going on in the family here. We head out from Michigan on the 7th at 9 am to go home. Our new home in canada. YAYNESS..... It will be Me, Raphael and Sheldon for now since Nathan dont wish to go. His loss on time there LOL. Anyway we will be offline for a few days due to this major move. Hope all is well an much love to everyone. Melissa

I See The Smile On Your Face
When I see the smile on your face, I can’t help but smile back. The sparkle in your eyes, Fills my heart with a passionate desire. I miss you when were apart, I cherish the time we are not, I never want to leave when you by my side. Knowing in my mind you care, Fills the emptiness in my heart. Just to hear you say “I thought of you today”. Let’s me know, everything is Ok. We share so many things we both enjoy, Were alike in so many ways. Someday I hope to be there for you. To hear you call my name saying,”I need you”. I want to hold you in my arms while we watch the sunset, or the sunrise each and every time. Kiss you goodnight, & tell you “everything will be alright”. To kiss you goodmorning, tell you “I love you”. I never want to tie you down, Although I would like to tie you up. I never want to imprison you, Although handcuffs are nice. I want us to share life together. I want to be your best friend, The one you tell your secrets, The one that you share yo

Please Rate
CUTE-O-METER (Come on God help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Why Can't He Tell Metake Some Time And Actually Read This
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3

Kimmi Kennedy
Check out her yahoo group...i created this a more personalized way to communicate with fans with super hot pics & news updates... Please visit me a the following... . THE SITE IS TILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BUT WILL BE IN AND RUNNING BY THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!!!!!! http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/KimmiKennedy/ alt="Click here to join KimmiKennedy">Click to join KimmiKennedy__._,_.___

Another Jerk
He was on my friends list and got all pissy and posted trash things on my page. I mailed him nicely asking him to mail me this stuff not be an a** about things. He posted that I need help. I deletd his comment cause my friends don't need to read the trash he was posting on my page. He's the one who needs help for posting trash and trashing me on my page. He's now blocked. Clyde@ fubar

Thanks Drea :d
If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do? tell him he's wrong cuz if there's gonna be another immaculate conception God's not sending it through ME! Do you trust all of your friends? my true friends? of course Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? yeah I like VA, but I'm not THAT attached Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Oh yeah. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship: you mean again? lol cheating drug addiction and/or alcoholism Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Shell...omg, I would love to see her sarcastic humor applied in a doctor's office! :D When was the last time you snuck out? once, in high school...and I left a note in case my parents woke up lol Are you afraid of falling in love? no Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? yep Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new per

Promises...........
Promises what do they mean to you? For me.... Promises are a word of Honor...... given to those who you show good faith in fallowing through on something rather it be great or small makes NO difference. A promise is a promise and should never be broken unless you absolutely cannot, then you should be right on top of explaining to them why and apologize so they can know that you are sincere. When you make promises it's a Morally & Ethical statement being made meaning you are saying your true to your word. Once you get on a path of breaking this you start to loose face and others start to not believe you and will treat you as such... The sad thing that I have noticed about a lot of people is they don't care about anything else other then what they want when they want it and they don't care how they go about getting it either... All I can say is I personally cannot live that way I have very strong morals & ethics and stand by them through & through........

Purple Wolf Needs Out Help Please Come Help Us!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE PURPLE WOLF NEEDS OUR HELP THEY ARE GAININ ON HER FAST SHE IS STILL 200 AHEAD. SO, IF YOU CAN PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW HER SOME LUV. COME ON FAMILY LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WERE MADE OF A PULL TOGETHER TO HELP HER OUT THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH....

Oh!! (re Stash)
When you rate a stash now, and return to it, it now shows the thumbs-up /thumbs-down ... that's what was confusing me. Software change, that's all. I still think the misspelled error message is a very unprofessional touch, too like MySpace's worst points- and I'm not the ... erm... unfan of that site that 99.44% of people here are ... - for my liking.

Wont Be Online
well to let yall know ahead of time i wont be online at all from wed through mon. i have had a death in the family and now need to go to berlin. wi. i will let yall know when i get back online. everyone will be missed its one of those things i gotta do. hope all yall have a good rest of the week and a great weekend. talk to yall next week.

No Door
sometimes it takes nothing to satisfy me ive always been a man of little needs probably be that way til i die ive been used to heartache and pain sometimes people wonder about me wonder if ill stay awhile time runs out on me now and then and back i have to go back to where im supposed to be behind the wall with no door so if you see me be kind ill never show whats inside of me never see the light of day shine call on our friendship when youre in need ill guide you if i can if not ill just sit and bleed take your pain as I hold your hand some of us fall prey to life others command its soul blacken the eye of the one who gives us no control

Small Town Sleeper- New Album "conversations" Now Available!
Hey Gang, So some new news regarding the album release. While the album still won't hit stores or radio until this winter...due to the success of the DAUGHTRY dates, the label has decided to do a pre-release of the record on ITUNES as well as print a limited number of Discs to be sold at shows and on-line. As of now ITUNES is the only place to get it, but I will let everyone know when you can pick it up on-line. As far as shows, we should have them by the Michigan!!! Enjoy and let us know what you think! -Troy, Will, Derek, Dann

I Am A Witch
“I Am A Witch” (repost ) Body: “I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 “I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else’s

Just A Question...cause I Don't Think Anyone Will Read This
I want to ask a question. Not to anyone in particular because I don't want to hear what 'everyone' says. I feel like I can do this because I doubt anyone will see this so here it goes. I recently lost someone who I loved very much. She was the only person I ever let get close to me. She meant everything to me. Now I have no idea how to go on. I put so much of myself into her. It never occured to me she wouldn't be around anymore. I didn't reallly plan for it. Now, it hurts to breath. No one will ever know any of this because I'm good at hiding things. I always have been, but inside I'm dying. Most days I'm on the verge of tears but no one notices. I guess because I'm a guy and people don't expect that from a guy. I can't sleep because I dream that she is still here right next to me. She wanted to get married and I told her we should wait. I told her I would be ready later but it was too close to my divorce. I wish I had now. I wish things would have been different. I wish I wou

Dr. Appt. Today
well told to do so by the folks at the er. he ran some tests after i told him what had happened, and also about the trip to the er, the spinal tap, ect. what i told him, he told me that it sounds like i indeed did have (and still do...but better and getting over) viral meningitis. he said it doesnt always show up on CT scans and LPs (spinal taps) and that this is not uncommon. good news is that he didnt see ant evidence of any sinus infection (probably due to the huge doses of antibiotics ive been getting). the only other thing he said was that it does take some time to get over this. as i remember quite well from when i had it once before. he said just take it easy and treat the fever (now low-grade). this has really knocked me on my ass more than anything else in a long time. and im still getting horrible migraines eveyday which from what i know about this, is normal. like i said b-4...thankgoodness for pain meds! i dont know how i would even function with these headaches constantly

Genie
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each

Rip Ray
OUR RAY PASSED AWAY 15 MINUTES AGO.please remember cindy and robbie and jimmy in prayers plz (repost of original by 'SEXYSISSY~CHOPPERS FIANCEE & CT WIFE~ -LOVE MY BABY~LOVE & PRAY FOR RAY&CINDY & CORKY PLEASE' on '2007-08-06 15:05:33') (repost of original by 'IRISH SWEETHEART~*DIRTY SOUTH CREW*~' on '2007-08-06 15:07:06') (repost of original by '♥MysTîçal Illusion ~ Simply Me♥ Plz Rate/Fan/Add' on '2007-08-06 15:41:43') (repost of original by '**Heahea**' on '2007-08-06 15:45:59') (repost of original by '{[(:Z:I:M:M:Y:)]}' on '2007-08-06 15:49:27') (repost of original by '~♥*Sunmaid~♥*{Dirty South Crew}~♥*I.B.I.C~♥*' on '2007-08-06 15:54:45') (repost of original by '~♥~ ™ SweetBabyGirl ™ D.s.c ~♥~ Canadian Gurl~♥~ .' on '2007-08-06 16:05:46') (repost of original by 'JustWink'THE CRAZY BRATS'(please sign my map)' on '2007-08-06 16:10:40')

Dallas Football Schedule For 2007
2007 Preseason Schedule DATE OPPONENT (TV BROADCAST) TIME TICKETS Thu Aug 9 INDIANAPOLIS (FOX) 7:00 pm Tickets Sat Aug 18 DENVER (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Tickets Sat Aug 25 @ Houston (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Travel Thu Aug 30 @ Minnesota (Blue Star Media) 7:00 pm Travel 2007 Regular Season Schedule DATE OPPONENT (TV BROADCAST) TIME TICKETS Sun, Sep 9 NY GIANTS (NBC) Sponsored By PEPSI 7:15 pm Tickets Sun, Sep 16 @ Miami (FOX) 3:05 pm Travel Sun, Sep 23 @ Chicago (NBC) 7:15 pm Travel Sun, Sep 30 ST. LOUIS (FOX) Sponsored By FORD Noon Tickets Mon, Oct 8 @ Buffalo (ESPN) 7:30 pm Travel Sun, Oct 14 NEW ENGLAND (CBS) 3:15 pm Tickets Sun, Oct 21 MINNESOTA (FOX) Noon Tickets Sun, Oct 28 BYE WEEK Sun, Nov 4 @ Philadelphia (NBC) 7:15 pm Travel Sun, Nov 11 @ NY Giants (FOX) 3:15 pm Travel Sun, Nov 18 WASHINGTON (FOX) Sponsored By DR PEPPER Noon Tickets Thu, Nov 22 NY JETS (CBS) Sponsored By MILLER 3:15 pm Tickets Thu, Nov 29 GREEN BAY (NFL) 7:15

Devil Times Five
escape from the house evil comes in five come on in and stay awhile no one gets out alive yeah dress them up let them play another death another day slow motion vertigo evil comes in five you know yeah devil times five no one left alive devil times five devil times five

Charlie Went Down To Gitmo
subject: Charlie Went Down to Gitmo date: 2007-08-06 14:47:03 I checked this out at: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/soapbox/charlie2.asp Status: True. This is what Charlie Daniels, famed musician, writes regarding his Guantanamo Bay trip. ---------------------------------------------------- Charlie Went Down to Gitmo I've just returned from the Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) Naval Air Station base where we did three shows for the troops and toured several locations around the post visiting with some of the finest military personnel on planet earth. The kids seemed to really enjoy the shows and especially liked "This Ain't No Rag, It's A Flag" and "In America." We had a great time with them. We saw Camp X-Ray - where the Taliban detainees are being held - only from a distance, but I picked up a lot of what's going on there from talking with many different people. The truth of the matter is that this operation is under a microscope. The Red Cross has an on-site presenc

Leave A Name
Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 4. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 5. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 6. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 7. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written. Also Be sure to come BACK and check out what I wrote in response for you!

Sex Quiz
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did

Best Sex Joke
kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would

Life Update
Well, the past couple of months have been interesting, and busy. While I was on leave, we went to Disneyworld, and had a lot of fun. We took my mom and Aunt with us. We all had a lot of fun, and it seemed like we were not there for 5 days. Then we were off to my mom's house for a couple days. I did a lot of work out in the yard, as is par for the course when I go visit. I get no rest time. We went to my dad's house, where they had set a record number of consecutive days with rain. I don't remember how many days, but I know it sucked, it rained everyday. Granted, it would be nice during the day, but in the afternoon it would let loose. My dad had a great idea for while we were visiting. A good friend of the family for many years is scheduled to deploy to the Mideast soon, and I am as well, so he decided he would take us to Lake Texoma for a guided Striped Bass Fishing. It was totally awesome. It was me, my dad, and John. We got to the boat ramp around 5:30, we left

My Hair, My Style...my Profile...lol
So FYI...a little change in my life...I dyed my hair brown. Yes I love it and it actually looks really good on me. Im heading for a dark red though. School starts soon for me so I will be really busy and on here all the time. LOL!!! I have found a new outlook on life. I just recently have had some serious medical problems, including a seizer which scared the wholly living fuck out of me. But through all this turmoil I have found what truly makes me happy in life. That I really do like myself...just the way I am...and I want to live my life to the fullest....Carpe Diam...DAMNIT!!!!

A Story
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3

Todays Bit Of Wisdom
The earth was created by the assistance of the sun, and it should be left as it was. . . . This Country was made without lines of demarcation, and it is no mans business to divide it. . . . I see the that others all over the country gaining wealth and see their desire to leave us with a worthless country. The earth and my self are of one mind. The measure of land and the measure of our bodies are the same. Say it us if you can say it, that you were sent by Creative Power to talk to us. Perhaps you think the creator sent you here to destroy us as you see fit. If I thought you were sent by the creator I might be induced to think you had a right to dispose of me. Do not misunderstand me, but understand me fully with reference to my affection to the country. I never said this country was mine to do with as I chose. The one who has a right to dispose of it is the one who has created it. I claim a right to live in this country, and accord you the privilage to live on yours. The eart

Horoscope For 8/6
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together. ***** Hmmmm now this one could turn out to be very interesting to say the least

Hottest Morph Contest
~*~ HOTTEST MORPH CONTEST~*~ 1ST PRIZE: 2ND PRIZE: 3RD PRIZE: and HERE ARE THE CONTEST RULES: *IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE CMAIL ME THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER *NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED *COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING ALLOWED *PIC RATINGS ARE IN PLAY @ 10 COMMENTS FOR EACH 10 *TOP (3) PIX WITH MOST COMMENTS W/ COMBINED RATINGS, WINS *CONTEST TO RUN A FULL (14) DAYS, FROM MIDNIGHT TO MIDNIGHT SUNDAY AND WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRIES . ~Devil In Cuffs~ Jessica@ fubar

Just A Whisper In A Song
Laying here upon the covers,in the early morning sun.Thinking of the events of the night before..Visions of us.Tangle sheets.As the midnight hour slipped,away. It was just a whisper in a song.A voice in the air.A memory in time,that stood still.Friends became lovers.Heart and soul.A coarse charted.Uncertainity chanted. Setting on the stairway.Dreaming of the days that past.Thinking of the feelings I told myself,I would never have.The passion,the desire,the need to have arms holding me.Tangle sheets.In the midst of the heat.Loving the moment in time shared. For it is only a whisper in a song.A voice in the air.A memory on a sail.A coarse taken.Uncertainity chanted.

Please Offer A Pray For My Daughter
I request you’re pray for my daughter whom has cancer. She is 14 years old. On Wednesday at 7:00 PM Est. I request you offer a pray in any faith. We have a website for her www.sonyawhitman.com The Holy Sacrifice of mass will be offered for the intention of Sonya Whitman by Father Richard Ghezzi of Saint Ann’s Church of Tobyhanna ,PA ,USA at 7:00 I wish for your thoughts ,of a cure for her, on behalf of her father ( Me ) Details , On July 10,2007 My daughter was diagnosed with Osteosarcoma very rare form of cancer called osteogenetic sarcoma which is located in her right femur bone and about two centimeters above the knee. This is an aggressive form of bone cancer, roughly about 4-5 months old In fact so rare that a friend of hers also has the exact same form of cancer about the same age and in the same location of hers. They went to the same school too, live in the same town ,about the same age . Hmm, Hospital staff and Doctors say that’s quite impos

Saving Your Job!
How to Be Sure You'll Always Have a Job 10. Hide a "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetings easier to hear. 9. Leave a pregnancy test kit with a positive result and an unsigned note saying, "I told you that damn condom ripped." 8. Play a game of "pocket pool" if you know what I mean! 7. First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless boss waters and nutures the plants daily. Second, watch as boss is escorted out of the building three months later by security. 6. Decorate using a thong and lace bra the morning after the company Christmas party. 5. When the boss asks "What have you accomplished this quarter?", respond with "Well, this chart shows that I have come to work completely baked only 25 times which is a decrease of 10% over last quarter. That combined with less sick days due to being too drunk to get out of bed has resulted in a 2% increase in productivity. I think that's pretty fucking good don't you?" 4. Tell your supervisor

Ok
Tonights accountablity formation was funny... we have an airborne for a ds tonight hehehe well me and my battle sounded off as future airborne... she laughed.. last nitht was to funny low crawling agian got caught aww shucks... oh well couldnt sleep.... to much is going on.... well got to get ready for final call and football agian tonight.... well kisses all

Making Love
Recently I was asked how I would like to be made love to? This is my answer: I want a man to look me in the eyes and brush the hair from my face. Place his hand on my check as he leans in for a kiss. I want this kiss to make my knees weak and my heart race. Then I want him to run his fingers down my arm as he reaches for my hand, placing my arms above my head as he is kissing my neck, and moving over my breast. Slowly working his way to remove my shirt. Once the shirt is off he pays special attention to my breast, using his tongue to to trace my bra. With one hand he undoes the snap and moves the strap of my shoulder, followed by more kissing. Once all clothing is off he leans me up on the wall and starts to kiss his way lower, placing one leg over his shoulder he moves his tongue over my clit bringing me close to orgasm. Moving to the bed where he will lay me down and crave my body and touch. Wanting to make love to me like it was the last time in his life that he would ever be

Bouncer Checkpoints On Comments
I get home today, check my alerts as usual and drop in on my friends new posts & photos, only to find that to post a comment, everytime I must pass thru some security checkpoint and type the letters in the box to have my comment approved, thereby doubling my effort for every kind word I send. Now ANYONE that knows or knows of me, will tell ya that I am one of the most avid commenters around, and perhaps a lil more creative than some. Doesnt matter if its you, your kids, gramma, hubby, dog, bike...or if youre showing your bits or just trying to see if you can amuse yourself by posting 150 different facial expressions,....if you are sharing your life, I try to make it worthwhile. Hell even the vain, self centered lil brats that have never even visited my page or acknowledged my existance despite my keeping thier ego saturated on their page, would probably at the very least speak up for me on that issue. After checking with site support, seems this will be an ongoing thing due to some l

Shtuff
Well, I'm at Sarah's... It's been awesome.... She's lovin bein around the girls, and the girls love being around her... And works going ok... i may actually be able to switch over to LP soon... YAY!!! lol other than that, things are going well... i'm stressed about the usual stuff... the move, AGAIN... the stupid drama, and yadda yadda ya.... but actually, things are going pretty well.... the girls are doing great.... i think a spider bit me, and um, well, shtuff is lovely... i need to just sit down, and plot plan and figure stuff out... for sure.... cuz this stuff is stressful lol... well, anyhow... i just wanted everyone to know how my life was going, in care you got curious... things are still up in the air as to where i'm going to move... so i'll keep everyone updated on whats happening!!! much love to you all!!!!!

Enter Characters
In the past, I had only been prompted to enter Characters by a bouncer, to buy big pimpin gifts lol Hmmm Automated or harassment. I dunno, but it's becoming a pain in the ass as half of the comments and user photos, I can't comment on, because of the B.S. In a way I though it was a good thing, but obviously leaves a lot to be desired. W.T.F.?

Oh Yeah, This Makes Sense...
"Error: you allready reated this stash" Almost all of this site (almost...) (unlike MySpace) is a bit better spelled than that. (Though I know this site has a reputation for Silly Errors.) And I sort of doubt I rated that stash, I think it was created since I left the house this morning, ... something's confusing here, anyway. Anyone have any guesses what's going on? (Only seems to affect some stash, so far all in the same person's profile I think and not all of hers either... but refreshing screen does not replace the thumbs-up/down with any evidence that I've rated them before, etc. ... )

Im Done With Sex
ok so let me begin this with saying I love sex. and ok what guy doesn't. I have just reached the cross roads of reality about this topic. for the longest time I have been proud to say I can last a long time, some times too long for the woman. am ready almost any time she is. and I have always put the woman and her orgasms before mine. Hell I didn't even care if I even had one as long as she did. so I can safely say I was a passionate romantic grunge fucking hard core love making type guy. yes I am well rounded. But then I had the most unexpected thing to happen. I had sex with a woman that I truly find fascinating. I find her so hot and erotic and she isnt even trying to be. there is just some thing about how she carries herself. or maybe its how confident she is that really turns me on. so like I said we had sex and wow, I fell for her. well a few days went by, maybe a week or two and she asked if I wanted a quickie. well of course I did and then the worst thing happen

Depressed
He said that I have no reason to be upset, that I knew it was over a long time ago. I cant help it. Now, being she is here for a week, I feel my heart breaking all over again. As I just sit, locked, in my room, all I can think about is what they may or may not be doing in his room. I know the best thing would be for me to get out but I have no where to go right now, well, no where that I want to take my daughter as well. There have been others since him, but I still cant help but getting upset. I dont think I did anything to deserve this in my life. I have been honest, caring, giving, and supportive of all those around me, and I get nothing in return. No one to love or care for me like I want/need them to. All I want to do is cry. Its not fair. I havent really been happy in a long time. I hate being alone. I dont think anyone should be alone, but that is all I feel. Alone. No one to cuddle with or to talk to. No one to be there for me when I am sad, or share my excitment with me when s

In Darkness...
The Darkess The light has faded The Moon has gone… It creeps upon you like a silent lover… Wrapping you in its cold embrace Its touch loving… Filling you, caressing you…. In Darkness…. It comes upon you slowly… Nipping at your heels… Teasing up your calves… Sliding around your thighs.. Over your stomach… Like tendrils wrapping around you.. Until your cries are silenced… And you are enclosed…. In Darkness…. Consuming you…. Chilling you from the inside out Your arms reaching out.. Embracing it like a lover…. Soon all thoughts of the light are gone…. And you are consumed…. In Darkness….

Some Reflections By Paulo Coelo
Reflections of the Warrior of the Light A warrior of the light does not put off his decisions. He reflects properly before acting, considers his training, his responsibility, and his duty to the master. He seeks to maintain serenity, and analyzes each step as if it were the most important one. But at the moment of making a decision, the warrior moves ahead: he no longer has any doubts about his choice, nor does he alter course should the circumstances be other than those he imagined. If his decision was the correct one, he will win the combat - even if it takes longer than planned. If his decision is wrong, he will be defeated, and will have to start over again - with more wisdom. But when he starts out, the warrior of the light follows through to the end.

Attention Levelers
We need all levelers on him please...Hes got 72,000 to godfather..Thats not alot and there are many helping..We started this today with over 200,000 hes one of our levelers show him some love.. hell return it in due time when you need to level he always has ... ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

Friday Night
Friday night was so cool… Chris, my “best boy” has been hanging out with me for like two yrs now. We’ve made out a few times only to regret it in the morning (neither of us claims to want to ruin our friendship). Anyway, for like the last 3 months Chris loved to invite Ryan, his best friend over, to watch the MMA fights and play videogames. I hated this, because I love MMA but I always ended up being the “go-for” girl…The other night while they were playing with each other I decided to surf the 'net...I found some good porn sites and was minding my own business, but I was getting very horny...On the rare few occasions that I get “worked up” when Ryan is here I usually end up going into the bathroom just to finger my soaking wet pussy! Anyways, Friday night, Ryan comes over and, miracle of miracles, the power went out due to a storm. Chris decided we should have some drinks and wait the storm out; so out came the vodka. Chris should know better than to let me drink vodka, because it

Tattoo Artists
There are two types of tattoo artists. The pill popping drunk hard knocks type and then there is the hot sexy nice yet cocky type. I lean towards the 2nd, I don't know what it is about them but it is such a turn on!!! It is so fun for me right now cause I have been hitting up all the local shops looking at portfolios in search of a new artist to do some work on me...I'm thinking a mermaid. Sooo much fun flirting.

Wtf?!?!?!?!
Is anybody else getting the message that you've already rated a stash when you know you haven't? It's letting me rate one stash on a person and then I get that error....what's up?!?!?! FUBAR is definately the right name!!!!! .:*de*:.

Coming Home
That's it I am done with my obligations here, I have my tickets, it is set in stone. And I will be back in Texas in just a few days. In the arms of my Angel, I cant wait. Its about time. I love you Angel,…

Im All About You
There's somethin' that I've got to say You're always with me Even though, you're far away Talkin to you on my cell Just the sound of your voice Makes my heart melt Oh girl, well it's true I'm all about you I'm all about us No, baby, you never have To question my love And every night There's a new crowd But it's always you That I'm singing about There is only one these words Are going out to Oh girl, I'm all about you Some other girl will make me forget you're mine There's not a doubt in this world That anyone could take the Place of my number one girl It's true I'm all about you I'm all about us No, baby, you never have To question my love And every night There's a new crowd But it's always you That I'm singing about There is only one these words Are going out to Oh girl, I'm all about you When i close my eyes i can see you It's like your right here And this feeling's only gettin' stronger You're with me everywhere I'm all about you

This Guy Thinks He's Cassanova
While minding my own business... surfing mumms... this guy apparently took a liking to me. Amuse yourself with the conversation that ensued. The conversation has been put in order for your reading convenience (read from top to bottom). Master: hi. saw you in the mumms. your cute. did you vote on my mumm yet? Me: hi no i don't think i have. which mumm is yours? Master: fubar.com... thats the mumm (he posted some mumm link that had photos of his & some other dudes dicks) Me: are you trying to get me to be mean to you or make me laugh? Master: no why? you don't like my mumm? Me: huh? Master: nevermind Me: yeah i clicked on it... it's a pic of your cock and some other dudes cock Master: so which one would you have voted for? Me: i'm uninterested Me: only cock i give a shit about is the one that sleeps in my bed next to me Master: fair enough Me: lol Me: just being honest Master: I'd marry you Me: yeah sure you would...lol Ma

Today's Horoscope
You're starting to hear from friends that a small secret about you is making the rounds. It's not such a big deal -- in fact, it might be for the best! There's no need to hire a public relations agent or start spin control. Note: This could be interesting

Players
you know that people online are full of it how can you ask someone for money and tell them they love you and stuff they play you and then use you and tell you all kinds of stuff to get you to do what they want feel free to comment on this

Awaken
Warm summer glow emanates through your touch, embracing a shattered tender fragile body, torn heart bleeds wracked with grief, entwined in deep unending tears, wishing for all the sorrow to evaporate back into the wind, blowing away deep pains of thought. Your touch penetrates the recess of despair, rectifies feelings that seem so far away, bringing back the senses to frozen finger tips, igniting inner souls cries of escape from the abyss, torn wishes stripped far from the heart, tattered remnants of memories twisted out of reach, robbed from the heart taken thrown to one side, ripped thoughts devoured of embraced emotions, fleeting feelings tossed in tangled emotions, shattered pieces of a jigsaw never to fit inside subconscious thought, penetrating beneath feelings of forgotten love. your electrifying touch brings life softly to the fore, sanity welcomes back an uncertain soul, speaking desires unraveling a twisted fallen body, breaking down defenses held so h

.more.holes.
i was gong to clean my room today. i didnt do that. when i went outside this morning...it wasnt too hot...the sun wasnt glaring down...it was under 90 degrees...there was a slight breeze in the air...and clouds were wafting by...which made today the absolutely perfect day for yardwork. so...i had the kids put on their yardwork gear...opened up the garage n got the weed-killer out...and discovered oh lookit...they forgot to attach the tubing...so i dug out a spray bottle...marked it with POISON...and filled that puppy up. attacked the weeds with a ferver...than had the kids yank 'em out...they did a pretty good job. moms came out to deal with the leftover tree hangings from the last time we snipped the bastards... and i...well i...dug some holes...six of em to be exact. nice big deep ones...for the daisy shrubs...the black eyed susans...and my poor cinnamon basil which was incredibly root-bound even tho i transplanted it into a larger pot about a week or so ago. ferti

Are You Good In Bed?
Are You Good in Bed? Sexpert Extraordinaire! Go on, gloat -- you deserve it! Game to try anything once, gregarious and confident in bed, you've not only got few inhibitions and a high sex drive, but you're as sensitive to your lover's needs as you are to your own (and more than capable of satisfying both). Your huge appetite for hedonistic pleasures attracts swarms of partners. Match up with an equally skilled lover who's as adventurous, imaginative and nonjudgmental as you are and erotic, earth-moving encounters happen daily. You leave your lovers with a sloppy grin on their faces, and your exes not only still find you excruciatingly attractive, they like you heaps because you're as good at relationships as you are at sex. You give as much as you take; you masturbate both with and without your partner; and you aren't afraid to speak up in bed, encouraging your lovers to do the same. Flexible and gloriously liberated, you'll try anything once trust develops. Go straight t

My Prayer 4 U
Dear Lord' You know how every day all throughout the day I send you little prayers? Well, This little prayer keeps running through my head... God, there is one thing I wish you could do and I hope you don’t mind me asking if You will bless my computer too. Now I know that it's not normal to bless a motherboard, but listen a second and I’ll explain to you "My Lord". You see, that little metal box holds more than odds and ends. Inside those small components rests many of my FRIENDS. I know so much about them by the kindness that they give. And inside this little scrap of metal it somehow takes me to where they live. By faith is how I know each and every one of them much in the same way I have faith in You. We share in what life brings us and from that our friendship grows. Please take an extra minute from your duties up above to bless those in my address book and those on my “friends and Family” list that’s filled with so much love. Amen

Good Afternoon Fu's!
GOOD AFTERNOON! I sure hope that everyone is having a great Monday...as Monday's go anyway. I've been to work and back home, so that makes everything great on this end. I love it once my workday is over, and I'm back at home for the rest of the evening. It's a scorcher here in mid MO. About 95 today with a heat index of 105. At home in the AC, or in the pool/water/river/lake, is the ONLY place to be! Laters Fu's!

Charlie Went Down To Gitmo
I checked this out at: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/soapbox/charlie2.asp Status: True. This is what Charlie Daniels, famed musician, writes regarding his Guantanamo Bay trip. ---------------------------------------------------- Charlie Went Down to Gitmo I've just returned from the Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) Naval Air Station base where we did three shows for the troops and toured several locations around the post visiting with some of the finest military personnel on planet earth. The kids seemed to really enjoy the shows and especially liked "This Ain't No Rag, It's A Flag" and "In America." We had a great time with them. We saw Camp X-Ray - where the Taliban detainees are being held - only from a distance, but I picked up a lot of what's going on there from talking with many different people. The truth of the matter is that this operation is under a microscope. The Red Cross has an on-site presence and watches everything that goes on very closely. The media

8-6-07 Astrology
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together.

Can You Survive Yourself??
Karma Karma is a law in Hinduism which maintains that every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil. Since Hindus believe in reincarnation, karma knows no simple birth/death boundaries. If good or evil befall you, it is because of something you did in this or a previous lifetime. Karma is sometimes referred to as a "moral law of cause and effect." Karma is both an encouragement to do good and to avoid evil, as well as an explanation for whatever good or evil befalls a person. Why would such an amoral principle such as karma be paraded forth as if it explained the ultimate justice of an indifferent universe? "We are on this earth to learn lessons. This is our schoolroom here. . . .We must go through certain lessons in order to grow." Life on earth is actually life in purgatory. We are here working out our sins, evolving our souls, burning off some karma. These are the same f

Gathering Of Eagles
Shot at 2007-08-06 1. Gathering of Eagles is non-partisan. While each member has his or her own political beliefs, our common love and respect for America and her heroes is what brings us together. 2. We are a non-violent, non-confrontational group. We look to defend, not attack. Our focus is guarding our memorials and their grounds. 3. We believe that the war memorials are sacred ground; as such, we will not allow them to be desecrated, used as props for political statements, or treated with anything less than the solemn and heartfelt respect they–and the heroes they honor–deserve. 4. We are wholly and forever committed to our brothers and sisters in uniform. As veterans, we understand their incredible and noble sacrifices, made of their own accord for a nation they love more than life itself. As family members, we stand by them, and as Americans, we thank God for them. 5. We believe in and would give our lives for the precious freedoms found in our Constitution. We believe th

The Ultrasound Results Are In!!!
Courtesy of MsTags.com Everything looked great and my baby girl measures in at 12 ounces, right on target! After my ultrasound today I came home and took a looooong nap - it's such an emotional time having an ultrasound - I was so worried they'd find something wrong with baby. Now the fun and the non-stop shopping begin!!! :) Thank you so much for everyone checking in on me and the baby, I've barely been online and am still dealing with this morning/day/night sickness! HUGS to all my friends - thank you so much for your support! Love, Wendy :)

6900 To Level
hes a new lervler but he has me impressed already.He wont stop until the level up is finished.He reminds me of doing88. To those are not working on the God Father challenge show him some love Perfictcircle-CT DADDY to Easttnchic69@ fubar

Rateing Your Pic
do to i have so many loving freands iam trying to keep up with you all you guys have been great plz send me a comment to rate more of your pic's i want to show some FuBar lov if i have not fanned you i will do so too luv you guys

Redneck Humor
Two rednecks were seen walking down through town, when one whose name is Billy Ray says to the other, Joe Billy; "hey, Joe Billy what'cha got in that there sack? Oh, just some chickuns. Billy Ray then says if I guess how many you have in that there sack can I have one. Joe Billy then responds, "sure, if you can guess you can have both of them." Billy Ray, then ponders a bit then says HMMMM, I think I got it, 5? Hope this made at least some of you laugh. Even if it brought a small smile, it worked. There is nothing like laughter to make a day brighter.

Ome Freakin' Creepy!
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Keep going . . Don't stop .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you . Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand . Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In the Persons name?! . Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack Yourself in the head, get a life, And Quit playing Stupid e-mail games!

The Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

The Bedroom
On your wayYou scored 73 %Sexuality and 73 %Freedom! You have tried out a few sexual fantasies. You enjoyed them and look forward to pushing yourself further. You may be a little afraid of how far you may go...losing complete control. This test tracked 2 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 45% on Sexuality Higher than 47% on FreedomLink: The Naughty Bedroom Test written by fergy77 on Ok Cupid

For Women
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower

New Info
I went to the ER yesterday with my husband because I haven't been feeling well and wanted to make sure everything was ok with my baby. I found out I had 2 separate pregnancies which they called an eptopic pregnancy. One of my babies was inside the uterus like suppose to be and one was outside the uterus which I guess makes your body eat it. My one baby is good and they say I am 5-6 weeks. My due date they gave me is April 1st. Little Jester baby. Thank-You to all who care and I really do appreciate it. I will keep everyone informed on the pregnancy. If you are interested read my blogs if not sorry for you. Thanks to all who care

Johnny Deeper
A little boy was being bad in class and the teacher asked to see him after school. He stayed there and was sundenly puting moves on the teacher. The teacher hasnt had any in a while so they start to have sex. Whlie they were doing it the Johnnys family came in. The mom screams, "JOHNNY DEEPER!!". The dad screams, "JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!". The sister walks in and goes , "JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER, JOHNNY DEEPER!!!!". He screams, "IM TRY'N, IM TRY'N!!"

Womens Hotel
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women" The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign read, 'the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting'. The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, 'the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate' The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, 'There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they're good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot' the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it. When they got there they saw a sign that said, 'There is absolutaly no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman'

Live Life To The Fullest
The other day I got to thinking about life and what it is all about. I must admit that the more I thought about it the less I realized I knew what it meant. But this I tell you, with the anniversary of the death of three of my first taking place this month and my grandfather dying late last month it became apparent to me life is fragile and short. Live life to the fullest. I have swum with stingrays, at 85 feet bellow the surface of the Caribbean ocean. I have seen the world from 10,000 feet high up on the Himalayan Mountains. I have tasted love from the purest fountains. I have felt the sweet embrace of a woman who loved me and I loved her. I have felt the despair of losing the love of a woman I loved more then my life itself. So I tell you it is better to have loved and lost then never have loved at all. I have felt the agony of defeat. I have felt the thrill of victory. I have felt the pride of doing the seemly impossible. I know what it is like to be tough. F

I Liked This
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Worst Date Ever
Not to be confused with Second Worst Date Ever. So, a few months ago I was talking with this guy online and on the phone. A Methodist Preacher who was taking a break to pursue his PhD in Theology down in Virginia Beach. He was polite, intelligent and funny online and on the phone. And so, after some time chatting I promised this guy a date--but not until after August first. My daughter was here for the summer, and I become a recluse when she is around, but I digress. So after my daughter is safely back with her father I call him up, make plans for him to drive up and I would give him a tour of DC. And so he does. He arrives in town perfectly on time; I am just leaving my shift when he calls. We go back to my place so I can change and freshen up. And then we head over to one of my favorite restaurants for dinner. This Methodist Preacher surprises me by ordering Wild Turkey and Coke (my drink also). And we have dinner (I have chicken and rotini pasta and he has the jambalay

New Hooker .. Lol Omg This Is So Funny!
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine". "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked. She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much". "So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either". "Finally I said, well, how much do you have"? The marine said that he only had $25. The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand" He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?" With a big smile on her face, she said. "I loaned him $75!"

Stress Relief
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice, "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had my wife give me a blowjob. It was fantastic and it really helped, you should try it too!" Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed. "I see you followed my advice?" "I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

Oral Sex Frogs
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, `I`ll take one.` The man packaged the frog and said, `Just follow the instructions carefully.` The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the from down `there`. She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally frus

Physic Parrot
Three women walk in a pet shop. Suddenly the parrot yells out, "Yellow, pink, blue." The first lady says, "That's funny, I�m wearing yellow underwear." The second lady says "well I'm wearing pink." The third lady says "No way, I'm wearing blue." To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!" The three women are amazed. The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled "Bald, curly and straight!" They never went there again!!

Blow-up Dolls
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast.....she farted and flew out the window!"

Ungrateful Newcomers
I try to help all the newcomers when they join fubar by maxing them out on everything. I usually get squat in return, most of the time I would settle for a simple thank you, but that even seems to be to much to ask. I may be looking at this all wrong, hell I dont know, maybe someone has some suggestions.

Woman's Boobs
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman's age, they are different shapes. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry!"

You Think You've Won!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON AND THINK U HAVE WHAT U WANT BUT I HAVE A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS YOU HAVENT ONE AND U WONT FUCKING WIN BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE IS ALL MINE AND U WONT FUCKING GET IT WHAT SO EVER U CAN BRING UR ASS TO ME AND TRY ALL YOU WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL OVER COME YOUR ASS AND I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN THAT IM BETTER IM SMARTER AND YOU CAN SOMETHING THAT I HAVE AND IF U DONT LIKE ME FOR THAT THEN GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A GOD DAMM RATS ASS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH AND SEE THAT IM THE TRUE BITCH HERE AND I WONT GIVE UP SITTING DOWN. SO KEEP UR ASS WERE U ARE AT AND MIND UR OWN BUSS BECAUSE IM THE WINNER AND I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE ALL THAT I WANT AND WHAT I WANT AND CAN GIVE HIM U CANT FUCKING DO SO GUESS AGAIN AND SAY UR GOODBYES THANKS ALL MANDIE

Randy The Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem." Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk... "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the

Super Market Mistake
This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"

Elongated Peni$es
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated peni$es?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have peni$es!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."

Camel Time
There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?" The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down. "It's about 2:00", he says. The tourist can't believe what he just saw. He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, "The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!" One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m. He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals. The local says "Sit down here and gr

Relationship Secrets
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Betty Crocker
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more -- would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?" Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa. The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?" Once again, he growled, "What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?" And again was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?" Finally, she had had

Help
A mother of a friend of mine who was KIA is making a video;however, she is looking for pictures of soldiers, their families, and well pictures of more then just one soldier, unit pictures. If you have any and are willing to let me let her use them please send me a message ASAP! Thank you. Heather

Stripp Joint
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!" Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?" Paul says, "All over your back!"

Grandma In Court
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: W

Thought Of The Day 3
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

Nightmare From The Grave
nightmares from the grave screaming as you struggle into bed in a casket slowly growing weaker and weaker limbs that cannot move as there being held, screaming loudly as you face the grim reaper looking death in the eyes you feel yourself over come by his power as your soul is being ripped deep from within you deeper in the casket you just cower wasting away into nothing, breathing you are not no more, still flesh ready to rot, left lying in your blood and gore time has passed people have forgot, no traces of you anywhere to be seen, nightmares from the grave still haunt you, as you walk in limbo,silenced by your scream

Commodore Is Back!
http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/06/commodore-unveils-gravel-c200-media-player/ Commodore unveils Gravel C200 media player Posted Aug 6th 2007 3:45PM by Joshua Topolsky Filed under: Portable Audio, Portable Video Commodore, a company which had long been considered dead and gone, continues to mount its inexplicable return to the spotlight with its latest offering, the Gravel C200 media player. As excited as we are that the C64-makers are back on the scene, it's hard to get too excited about this media-player, which is about as rote as you can get. The HTC Touch look-alike rocks a 1.8-inch color screen, comes in 512MB, 1GB, and 2GB storage varieties, and plays back all sorts of file formats like MP3, WAV, WMA, MPEG 2, MPEG 4, DivX, XviD, and WMV. Although the form-factor is nice and utilitarian, Commodore is going to have to do something really special to entice a purchase out of us... like, maybe add C64 emulation?

27th August The Day The Whole World Is Waiting For ......
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of Earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August 27, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Kentucky Bound
Just letting all my friends and Family and Fans know i will be away from the 11th til the 21st, going to kentucky to work the fair, ole time photos......take care and hopes to see you all when i get back.

Show Me Some Love Plz
I need help leveling up have some pics to put in but I have to level up first so please can you help me never asked for help to level up before so if you would help I will return the love. I would appreciate it if you could help me please.

Whore
She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, said baby can you take me higher she, was used to fine luxuries she, said baby can I have all I see I, said thats fine but you can't have me I ain't got time for women with money on their mind Shes, just a whore waitin for a wallet to walk through the door She, strutted in like a ball of fire she, was used to walking a fine line between what she really wants and how much she really has to flaunt She strutted in like a ball of fire You could tell she was a bit wild In and out of the sheets Wherever she went she was the treat She strutted in like a ball of fire She had that look in her eye You know the one I'm talkin' about She says "babe you better payout!" She strutted in like a ball of fire!

Today's Horror-scope
"Your sense of self-confidence does wonders for your romantic life today. You feel great, and look terrific to others -- so take a chance with that crush of yours or sweep Sweetie off their feet all over again." Sh'yeah. Got it wrong again guys.

The Band
HEY FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ CHECK A BAND CALLED HOT ACTION COP THEY REALLY ARE A GREAT BAND IF YOU HAVE MY SPACE YOU CAN CHECK THEM OUT THERE AN THEY HAVE VIDS.ON YOU TUBE.... I JUST SAW THEM IN LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY AND IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOW I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME SO CHECK THEM OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YA THINK KISSES TO ALL WHO READ THIS

The Level Does Not Make The Person
I just hope by people reading this and my bullentin I did a hr ago. That this is just a website.. what we make of all this is our choice. We can't always make everyone happy. It would be wonderful if we could. We can't though, but all we can do is be who we are and try. I may have 1000 photos.. but I don't expect any of you to sit there and rate all them. They are for everyones enjoyment as much as they are mine. I enjoy finding them and sharing with everyone. And all the ones that are not of me, you may take if you wish. Thats what they are there for. Hehe if you want one of me, please ask 1st usually I dont really care. Why though do I sit here.. blog after blog trying to defend myself. Because I'm a level 24. Some people take that crap too seriously. The level does not make the person. I love my friends, I love being on here. I'm going to enjoy it all, the most that I can while I can. I suggest you all do the same as well Ohhhhhh can someone make me a tag with this sa

Im Back !!!!!!!!!!!
HEY TO EVERY ON IN MY FAMILY FRIENDS AND FANS AND TO EVERYONE IM A FAN OF IM BACK YOUR BOY THAT LOVES YOUR SEXY FEET IS BACK MY COMPUTER BROKE AND I HAD TO GET SOME MONEY TO GET A NEW N BACK YOUR SEXY MAN IS BACK AND LOOKIN TO CATCH UP SO IF YALL READ THIS DONT WAIT HIT ME UP AND LETS TALK

Internal Conflict
[Glitter-2005] "stop it, please just leave me alone" she said. She knew it wouldn't leave her alone. it never had before. It was always waiting for her, waiting to bring her down. "i don't know why you even bother, no ones going to care" it spat back at her. " your alone just like always. you know what happens when you trust people. Its always the same, you end up at someone else's mercy" "you know tho that not everyone is like that. People are proud of you, they appreciate you. You can do good in the world if you put your mind to it. You used to love yourself... what happened?" said the voice with the calming nature. "dont bother, you'll just fail like you always have" "Every life has its ups and downs, you just have to be patient through the downs" "Face it your alone, you've been alone, and you'll always be alone" "a journey must begin with a single step" She fell to her knees on the floor. Her head was pounding uncontrollably. She grasped her head and tuck

Reposting For A Friend
I*AM*SDMF*SEXY*HOTBABE*COME*BE*MY*FRIEND*AND*SEE*ME*NECKED!! @ fubar THIS IS NOT ME, BUT SOME GUY WHO WANTED TO BE WITH ME, WHEN I WOULDN'T HE GOT PISSED AND STARTED MAKING THREATS NOW HE'S CREATED THIS PROFILE WITH MY NAME ON IT HE HAS A PIC OF MY SON AND CINDYLOU'S SON IN HIS PROFILE AND SAYS THAT HE HAS NUDE PICS OF ME AND WILL SHOW ANYONE HE'S PISSED AT ME CUZ I WON'T BE WITH HIM SO THIS IS HOW A SICK MIND LIKE HIS WORKS TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME....GO SHOW THIS SICKO SOME SDMF LOVE Go and help out a friend stop psycho stalkers!!! Please repost this for me. Thanks. Nameless1

Restrain Me Papers
I consider myself to be pretty frickin intelligent, but after one week of trying to file restraining order papers in the correct way. (meaning copied and stapled and presented correctly) I'm pretty sure that I'm not as super smart as I claim to be, or think I am. Dawn was with me when I picked up the papers.....I believe. She is working and does not have the time during the day to file the papers, and so, because she is my very best freckly friend. I volunteered. She came to my house, and while I fed her children corn dogs and ice pops she filled them out. "geeeeeeez how many times do I have to write this?!" her red hair was up in a sloppy bun and she lay against her arm as she wrote. I opened the dishwasher and began to empty it. "I dunno". I remember shrugging and thinking. How difficult could it be? The next morning I lazily drank my coffee and smoked a morning cigarette as I looked over the papers. Hmmm. I showered and dressed and headed downtown to the cour

Mourning The Death Of The Constitution
Changes included in this new FISA law: 1) The AG and/or DNI can approve surveillance WITHOUT approval of the FISA court. 2) Telecommunications companies are now required to open up their facilities for wiretaps. It also grants them immunity from lawsuits. So now if your phone is tapped illegally... too bad, so sad, you have no legal remedy. 3) Only one person has to be 'reasonably believed to be located outside the United States'. If you're calling friend/family outside the US... you can be wiretapped. There's no requirement that they need to be a spy, criminal, or terrorist. 4) The only thing FISA can do now is review the wiretapping procedures AFTER it's been done. http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0806/p99s04-duts.html FISA's been changed at least 8 times since 2001. With this legislation, it eviscerates not only the FISA program, but the 4th Amendment as well. /sarcasm on What better way to defeat the terrorists who 'hate us for our freedoms' than to take tho

Fubar Bouncer?
Was commenting around today and am stopping now cause I keep getting a fubar bouncer and have to verify some bogus code. Why, I do not know. Just found it curious. Hey, have a great day. Be back later all. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

To Everyone, I Need More Friends!
Please add me as a friend, if you dont have me asa friend already and I will add you back and rate your profile. I need everyones help on this. The more friends I get, the better! SO PLEASE HELP! Add me! Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!vAdd me!vAdd me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me!Add me! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Tonight.. Dont Miss This..
LET'S WATCH FOR THIS!! Two moons on August 27, 2007 *27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for.............* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will culminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again. (as far as i know this is on arizona time.. and its about 1:30 pm right now.. so what.. like 1 horus away?)

Apology In Advance
I am taking this time to apologize in advance to you all. If I happen to get snippy, short, or distant to any of you in the next few days, PLEASE do njot take it personally. I just got a call from my family, back home in Colorado, that my great grandmother died this morning. Those of you that have taken the time to get to know me, know that I come from a VERY close family. Since I am unable to attend the funeral and be with my family at this time, I am trying to accept this loss the best I can. So, once again, I apologize if I do anything to upset or offend any of you. I love you all and would NEVER dream of hurting any of you!!! Thank you for taking the time to read this. **Hugs**

Is The Watchtower A False Prophet?
is the watchtower a false prophet? According to one of the jehovahs witnesses its not. I was told first of all that the watchtower didnt make a phophecy. proof shows that they did. see below. I was told and quote "its apostate literature" Then when I showed this person that the w/t made these prophecies I got this response"ok well im done...again...goodnight,uve lost a friend, i know what my religion prints...u need to realize that u are talking to a witness,u being very ugly,posting things on ur myspace...thats childish,." Then after being given more proof of the watchtowers false prophecy.I got this response" dear...this is not the watchtower...i swear to you...i can look at it and tell u,the only site the watchtower uses is www watchtower org the information that we had then would only be on the site i posted" I asked do you think that your orginasation would post information that they made a false prophecies ? i got this response "WE HAVE CHANGED OUR BELIEFS " fully s

Random
If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do? "FUCK!" Do you trust all of your friends? anyone who fits into the category "friends" is trusted. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? probably. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? yeah but fate only takes you so far. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship: lying (outright or omission) and cheating. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? uhmmm i have no idea. When was the last time you snuck out? in highschool Are you afraid of falling in love? the falling in love is always great..its the BEING in love and falling deeper that scares me. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? yep, a few. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? no way! NEVER again! (had a bf who didnt like my friends) When was the last time you flew in a plane? umm l

Jesus, The Way To Forgiveness
Jesus, The Way To Forgiveness Many people think that sin is nothing more than a violation of human relationships. They consider an action sinful only if it is frowned upon by society, if it violates their own conscience, or if it is harmful to someone. To such people, correcting sin is nothing more than making things right with other people. When this is done they feel a peaceful release. But sin is more than this. Sin is any deviation from God's will. 1 JOHN 5:17 All unrighteousness is sin, and there is a sin not leading to death. It may be doing what God disapproves. 1 JOHN 3:4 Everyone who practices sin also practices lawlessness; and sin is lawlessness. Or, it may be failing to do right. JAMES 4:17 Therefore, to one who knows the right thing to do, and does not do it, to him it is sin. The grossest behavior toward another human being is sin only because it violates God's law. After committing adultery and murder, David wrote in a Psalm to God: PSALM 51:4

August 6, 2007
Your love life gets an infusion of positive energy that should at the very least put a big grin on your face for a good chunk of the day. It's a great time for dates or just spending quiet time together.

People
I love to watch people. I love the differences of each human being. I love interacting with people. And most of all I love how people react to me. Walking downtown, in the cool morning I came across a man with a dog. Yeshhhh my very very favorite. I detoured a bit and walked up to him. "Hello" I smiled up at him. He looked down at me and then to his left. " Hi " I tilt my head to the side "May I squeesh your dog?" As he laughed his eyes crinkled at the corners, and smoke slipped out from between his lips. "Hell.... sure!" He glanced down at his dog and issued him a hand command to sit. Kneeling down I held out my hand. "Hiiiiiii squeeeeshy bo beeeeeshy puppy doggy!!!!" His tail swished along the pavement and his body trembled with excitement. His tongue slid out of his mouth as he panted. I placed my hands on his huge head and petted and squished and baby talked and laughed. "I wuv you I do. You should come home with meeeee" My hair touched the gr

Chapter I
Chapter I The Initial Meeting We've decide to meet at a hotel in Raleigh. There is a bar in the lobby where we have decided to meet face to face for the first time. I'm nervous, what is he going to think. I take a deep breath and walk into the bar, I see you immediately. You have been sitting there watching the door, waiting. I smile, you smile back and get up and walk towards me. You take my face between your hands and kiss me. We sit down and have a couple of drinks to get acquainted. Neither of us can wipe the silly grins off our faces. You ask me if I want to get something to eat, I say no we can always order room service. You stand up and take my hand, we walk to the elevator and go up to the room you have reserved. I have butterflies in my stomach. A little nervous and a lot excited. You wrap your arm around my back, running your hand up and down my ass. I can already feel my pussy getting wet. The elevator stops an

Military Man Is Safe !!!!
MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO KIND IN RESPONDING TO MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS' BULLETIN REGARDING PHILIP WHITE, MY SIS' FIANCE WHO HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE THURSDAY.I JUST GOT THE NEWS THAT HE IS NOW HOME AND SAFE RESTING IN HIS BED. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN.

In Tha Booth Like A Monster Pricks!
OH Boy! looka here pricks its tha chossen child once again me and my dawgs are trin to do us while dese haters trin to joc us,but fuck dat shit,cause i be tha a cot cizz on dis bitch like a motherfuckin g so fuck around if u think u can surpast me in dese beats,cause i just don't speak i rape dese beats lay dem down like its apart of me cause i'm ur suppiler i keep u higher until u wanna retire frum smokkin dat dro and popin dem x pills wit it so if u want some den lil gurly boy come get some i'm always on my grown man stauts always ready to to battle shit like a super soulja dat tha st.bizzile already and truley is so holla me if u want some bussiness,but if u a chesse eater u better get tha fuck frum around me cause i'm a D A W G and dat spells dawg so u don't won't none of dis shit kid u fuckin prick.holla at ur # 1 original plantation village boy a dot cizzile aka tha chossen child.

Just Needing To Write....
I just need to write and get some stuff out...maybe it will make me feel better, at least i am hoping it will. My son and his family came in about 9 days ago..I hadn't seen him in a year and a half and was very excited with lots of different emotions going on...it was a very emotional reunion and I really was looking forward to spending some time with my son and two granddaughters who are 3yrs and 6mths...lexi and molly. The first night my son and I talked and things seemed as if they were going to be ok..i am a single parent and raised my son by myself, he has a great friendship with his granddad and grandma and i am grateful they were a big part of his life growing up. So of course he was talking about everything he wanted to do with me and grandma and grandpa while he was in. well my son and his wife had their 2nd anniversary last monday and i was asked to watch the babies all day and evening...which i jumped at the chance. I had planned on going shopping, out to the park for a pi

~alice In Wonderland~
SO HERE IS ONE FOR ALL YOU TO ENJOY, THE ORIGINAL ALICE IN WONDERLAND, DAMN IS SHE A SWEETHEART, AND A FUN FUN PERSON, YOU NEED HELP LEVELING? SHIT, SHE'LL BE THERE! *~Alice in Wonderland™~*@ fubar GO AND LOVE HER LOTS, AND SHE'LL SHOW IT ALL BACK!!! DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK!!! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{theTanksGM}@ fubar

More Updates
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I spoke to my sister a little while ago, and she said that mom is now awake....well, kinda groggy but expected. Surgery went well and she is now in ICU recovery. Thank you ALL once again!

Fuck The Haters
Fuck the haters, bouncers, fascism, censorship, absolutists, oppressors, and communists...and all the other crap that fills our world with humans suffering. Mal contentment often seeks refuge in hate toward others that is fertile ground for the product sold by the persons mentioned above. I am getting too frustrated at this site for one reason only...I LOVE looking at the pictures, Love the people I have met and really enjoy some of the blogs from people that state what’s on their minds and in their hearts. Now,, this being said...I am too frustrated at the owners of this site for taking away one of my most important joys in my life. I suffer from panic attacks and a whole mess of personal shit that keeps me from going out into the public. I really like this site and my homies here. But, I got to go. Peace out

Funny!
So I answered the door because the doorbell rang, and I open the door and peer out. It's some guy about to pitch me an advertisement about his company's home security system. So he sees me open the door and smiles and asks without hesitation. "Are your parents home?" I arch my brow at this of course. I hadn't really brushed my hair, I was in my satin "heart" boxer shorts and a shirt, NOT EVEN A BRA ON. I tried to keep from laughing when I finally said. "I am the parent..." He looks at me literally giving that shocked "O" face. I wished I'd have had a camera just then. The expression was priceless.

To Kill An American (corrected)
I just found out that this is an Urban Legend. The Fellowing Letter was not written by an Australian Dentist but by Peter Ferrara, an associate professor of law at the George Mason University School of Law in Northern Virginia http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm ----------------------------------------------------- Claim: A piece defining "What is an American?" was penned by an Australian dentist. Status: False. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2001] The following was said to be written by a dentist in Australia. An American You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So I just thought I would write to let them know what an American is, so they would know when they found one. An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russi

"i'm This Girl......."
1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.

Terroristic Threat Against Me
Monday, August 06, 2007 Terroristic Threat against me Current mood: calm Category: Life Waking up to several friends calling you early in the morning is not my idea of a good morning. But thats what happened late last week. Since I was in no mood to actually wake up so early, I let the calls go to voice mail. Finally, I wake up, check my 4 voice mails, and all of them are from very concerened friends from Cherrytap/Fubar, all saying the same thing.. "Ann, get a hold of me as soon as possible, Im worried about you, call me or message me when you get on line. Let me know your'e okay" things like that. Confused, I drag myself out of bed, go through my usual morning routine, and by the time I make it down stairs as usual, I have to wait for the computer. So I make myself breakfast/lunch, clean the kitchen, and finally get on the internet. As SOON as my YIM logs on, my 4 friends message me asking if I'm okay. I ask them whats going on? why are they so concerened, and they te

It Doesn't Get Easier...
The mantra is “It'll be better once I get a few acceptances” or “I'll know I'm really meant for this writing thing once I get a few yeses instead of all nos.” It's hard not to think that way, if only momentarily in an early writing career. But it does not get easier when the yeses come. Honest. Sometimes it gets more structured and hectic with deadlines and an eagerness to get your name out there as much as possible, and therefore take everything that comes your way. Sometimes the pressure just builds as you try to top yourself each time you set pen to paper or fingers to keyboard. And sometimes the unexpected happens, and it's not anyone's fault. It doesn't matter much even if someone specific is at fault rather than it just being a twist of fate. Cthulhu Sex Magazine is closing it's doors. In a panic I looked all over the web site and happened to see my story listed in the table of contents (along with Brian Rosenberger, who was in Read By Dawn as well, the highly intimidat

Salute To Dj House Contest
SALUTE (D.J. HOUSE) CONTEST - FOR 30, 7, AND 3 DAY BLASTS - PICS WILL BE JUDGED BY YOURS TRUELY- ENTER MORE THAN ONCE FOR CATEGORIES SEXINESS- CREATIVITY AND - SALUTE STRENGTH - LET ME KNOW WHERE YER PIC IS AND ILL RIP IT TO THE CONTEST FOLDER - ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE BY 8PM EASTERN ON SAT. 8/11/07-- NSFW IS OK BUT DOES NOT GUARANTEE A WIN !!! ITS SEXIEST (NOT MOST NUDE LMAO )- MOST CREATIVE -- AND SALUTE WOW FACTOR.???? FEEL FREE TO ASK !! GOOD LUCK !

Cocktail Chicken
Ingredients: * 1 whole roasting chicken (3-5 lbs) * 1 can Coca-Cola * 1/2 cup rum (any brand) * 1/2 cup orange marmalade * 4 cloves crushed & chopped garlic * 1 Tbsp teriyaki sauce * 1 tsp salt * Juice of 1/2 fresh orange * 1/2 of a fresh orange, sliced * Bouquet of fresh herbs (thyme, rosemary, basil, oregano) * 1 tsp fresh ginger root 1 Tbsp olive oil Method Rinse chicken, both inside and out. Place herb bouquet inside chicken. Rub outside skin with olive oil and place in crock pot or slow cooker. Sprinkle chopped garlic and salt on top of chicken. Mix marmalade, orange juice, rum, teriyaki & ginger root until incorporated and then pour over chicken. Pour full can of Coke (the real thing) over the chicken, add sliced oranges on top & cover with glass lid. Allow to cook slowly until ingredients make a semi-thick sauce and chicken is tender to the touch. Notes: This recipe will be tender and delicious after 6-8

Play Ball!
Went to a Tigers game yesterday. Mom organized an outing with a bunch of people. Took a bus and all. It was fun. Loss or not. Really nice field. Super expensive beers. Bastards! Guess they gotta pay for the new field and players somehow. Pics when I feel like messing with it. Bus broke down on the way home. Pretty amusing when there's a bunch of drunks on the bus who are running out of beer and dying for a cig. Aaron actually drove an hour to pick me up so I didn't have to sit there longer than I had to. I thought that was rather nice. Ya know, it's nice seeing someone in town, now that I'm not so hellbent on getting out of this state. It's a nice normalcy in the relationship.

Luma's Crockpot Chicken
Ingredients: * 1 whole roaster chicken * 1 small red onion * 3-4 sprigs cilantro * 1/2 tsp Goya adobo with lemon seasoning * 1/2 tsp minced garlic * 1/4 tsp white vinegar * 1 or 1/2 envelope of Sazon Goya with cilantro and cumin flavors * 1 Tbsp sofrito (Goya brand or make your own) * Method Remove giblets from roaster and wash chicken throughly in cold water. Pat dry with paper towels and place in crockpot. Rub down with white vinegar first, adding a drop or two to the cavity. Rub skin with adobo and sazon (sazon may stain skin). Finish final rub with sofrito. Peel and cut red onion in half. Rinse cilantro and break up with fingers. Place onion and cilantro in cavity of chicken. Place chiken in crockpot belly down for juicier chicken. Set crockpot for desired time and let it cook until tender. Notes: This is my favorite recipe. I prepare everything the night before. I even bake potatoes plus vegetables with butter and seaonings (

Weapons Given To Iraq Are Missing
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20137021/ Weapons given to Iraq are missing 30 percent of arms are unaccounted for, GAO estimates By Glenn Kessler The Washington Post Updated: 8:22 p.m. ET Aug 5, 2007 The Pentagon has lost track of about 190,000 AK-47 assault rifles and pistols given to Iraqi security forces in 2004 and 2005, according to a new government report, raising fears that some of those weapons have fallen into the hands of insurgents fighting U.S. forces in Iraq. The report from the Government Accountability Office indicates that U.S. military officials do not know what happened to 30 percent of the weapons the United States distributed to Iraqi forces from 2004 through early this year as part of an effort to train and equip the troops. The highest previous estimate of unaccounted-for weapons was 14,000, in a report issued last year by the inspector general for Iraq reconstruction. The United States has spent $19.2 billion trying to develop Iraqi security forces s

Hard Decisions (a Personal Look)
I'm sure a lot of you know of abuse personally or someone that was. I was. My mother knew my stepfather was assaulting me since I was 11, but she told me she 'couldn't deal with it at the time' - she let it go on. She abused me as well in different ways (physically, emotionally, verbally, and even beat us if we prayed wrong). Why did she admit it now after all this time? She recently found out that he has been cheating on her with an old girlfriend of his, but you see THIS isn't ok. It is ok (to her) for him to do that with her kids only I guess. She Is divorcing him and has now put him in jail on other charges. She says she wants to 'when she is ready' and can 'deal with it' go back to the police about the assault and she promises she will "make him pay for what he did." to me. I am trying to heal ... to get past this. I have called the police here .. I was told that she can force me to court regarding this matter. Being 33 years old now, it is amazing how I still I

Another Fubar Great!!!!
Goddess is exactly that! Shes a wonderful person, a friend to count on, and hell.. shes easy on the eyes too!! Shes got tons of pics and lotsa stash to rate.. and dont forget to be her fan too! GODDESSOFLIGHT'@ fubar

I Just Want Everyone To Know This Is Not Me!
THIS IS NOT ME, BUT SOME GUY WHO WANTED TO BE WITH ME, WHEN I WOULDN'T HE GOT PISSED AND STARTED MAKING THREATS NOW HE'S CREATED THIS PROFILE WITH MY NAME ON IT HE HAS A PIC OF MY SON AND CINDYLOU'S SON IN HIS PROFILE AND SAYS THAT HE HAS NUDE PICS OF ME AND WILL SHOW ANYONE HE'S PISSED AT ME CUZ I WON'T BE WITH HIM SO THIS IS HOW A SICK MIND LIKE HIS WORKS TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME....GO SHOW THIS SICKO SOME SDMF LOVE I*AM*SDMF*SEXY*HOTBABE*COME*BE*MY*FRIEND*AND*SEE*ME*NECKED!!@ fubar

Forever Love
This is a story of true lovee. Little Mandy and Billy were young kids who lived next door to each other.Everyday, they would come outside and have a teddy bear picnic and eat their pb&j's .They would play afternoon and after afternoon and always have fun.They'd go to the beach, hold hands, and collect shells and make sandcastles.Even though they were young, this was a start of somthing new.But one day, after Mandy's 6th Birthday, Blly came up to her and said, "Will you be my girlfriend?" She agreed. They sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.They hugged, they kissed, and their mom and dads knew they were perfect.Everyday as they grew older, there love kept growing stronger.They became teenagers and they were loving better than ever.They spent their summers together.They had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and lovers.They loved each other everywhere, even if they were miles apart.It was perfect. Years passed and passed and finally, they got married. One day after

Tongue Twister
See if you can do this: Read each line aloud This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each linefrom the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

What I Believe....by Steve Martin..
Do I look okay? I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Hey. Where has Steve been? Haven't seen him on 'Saturday Night Live' in a while.." [ chuckles ] They want me. They call me every week to do the show. But I have been holding out for a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together ] And so the calls fly back and forth, and I made a deal, and I'm very happy to be here tonight. I wish I'd asked for money instead of a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together again ] You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.." [ heavy music starts to play ] "What I Believe." I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis. And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a ga

Yes, I Am A Witch...
“I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time for myself, instead of being everyone else’s maid or when I act selfish. I’m proud to be a

Banned From The Mumms...
well i just got here today and found that a mumm which i posted lastnight was removed and i have been banned from posting for a week...which i will have to go to scrapper, e-mail him that is has been a week and ask to be put on the mumm list again...lol. I was told to put this mumm in my blog or bulletin because it has no place in the mumms...since i dont use my bulletin i have come here with my silly ass mumm...why you might ask? because i guess its where it belongs...lol... so here it is...brace yourself! SAVE ON FUEL, RIDE A DIESEL...YEAH OR NAY isnt this just terrible...yes i am a mumm sinner...lol

Weird Anagrams
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Uncle Paul
"Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." (Brief Pause) "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do: Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into th

Mxpx-i'm Ok You're Ok
What's going on tonight? Is everything alright? I hope that nothing's wrong. I haven't seen you in so long. I'm away, you're here to stay and I'm away and you're ok You're here to stay and I'm away, you're here to stay and I'm ok What exactly do you do, when I'm not with you? What exactly do you say, all the time that I'm away? You tell me nothing's wrong Seems like I've been gone oh so long Nothing seems to have changed Yet the familiar things seem all so strange -------------------------------

I Got Drunk For The First Time Ever
so on saturday(8/4/07) i went out to the bar with my cousin and a co-worker. i ended up having about 8 drinks that night. and with each drink they got stronger and stronger, until finally i was totally s**tfaced! i don't think i will be that again anytime soon. my boyfriend thought it wa hilarious.

Long Conversation With Suga
Suga: go on last comic standing lol Bats: fuck that Bats: last comic standing the American idol of the comedy world, you have to suck to make it big Suga: lmfao Bats: I'm serious who has made the most money off of American idol, William hung Bats: and he fucking sucked more then a 4 year old Vietnamese hooker Bats: so the cuter you are the more offensive you can be Suga: yep Bats: shit that means i got to be as non offensive as a hindu in a 7-11

"love Almost Lost"
"Hello?" I barely hear breathing on the other end and then the phone line crackles. "H-Hello?" I repeated, more impatiently. A faint whisper comes forth- "Natalie, I-I love you.."Breathlessly, then the phone once again crackles and dies. I hang up the reciever-starring blankly at the phone. I hear the sirens in the distance moving closer. I hurry towards the window. Panic runs through my entire body. Quickly, I run outside I look down the street. I watch the ambalance- praying it wouldnt stop. It pulls into his driveway. I take off running towards it. My heart pounding so loud in my ears, barely able to breath. As I get close enough to touch the ambalance, they wheel the sheet covered body from the house. I scream out. I collapse to my knees screaming and crying. The People begin to crowd around me. I repeat over and over, "Please, if there is a god-dont do this me."(Slightly praying) I watch horrified as they load the stretcher into the ambalance. Then a movement

What Do Your Eyes Say About U ? I Have Blue
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if you

Welcome To Another Bush Recession
Welcome To Another Bush Recession CLICK ON THE BELOW PICTURE TO CHECK OUT Preserve our Democracy CLICK ON THE ABOVE PICTURE TO CHECK OUT Preserve our Democracy http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00014/06/48/14278460_l.jpg

My Score
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Polski Love?!
BOREDOM AND THE LACK OF MOTIVATION TO ACTUALLY WORKS MAKES ME SPEND TIME DOING THINGS LIKE THIS: PIMPIN OUT THE GREAT POLSKICHERRY!!! SHE IS AMAZING AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN. SHES MY LIL IRISH SHEEP, AND IM HER SHEPARD! GO AND SHOW MAD LOVING TO THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE, I FIGURE THAT MOST OF YOU ALREADY HAVE, BUT FUCK IT, DO MORE!! *~þöŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~*@ fubar

The Follow Up
When the last time I post a blog was on Father's Day an here is the follow up from it... as soon as I just got done posin my blog my phone rang and not to my surprise it was my family on the other end.Here the day hasn't began and I'm already got a annoying phone call wantin to know if I was commin over or not (I should have said no I wasn't but that wouldn't been right of me to do so) so soundin all so trilled I told them I will be over asap. 30 mins went by... 45 mins went by and when just about 50 mins went by and alot of second thinkin I was on my way over. When I was just lockin the front door guess what (if you said that my phone rang again.. u can pat yourself on the back) and here I thought yall wasn't smart. So couple of mins went by ... my cell phone rang ( yall knew it was comming...lol) cause of when I live my cell don't get a good connetion so they had to wait for 2-3 mins to go by before they could call. To make of my surprise (yea right) I found out that not only did I h

Are You The One?
Holy for the Love of Christ! and im not even a Christian and y'all got me saying that shit. Look people here is the deal. Yes I am single, yes in some of my pictures i have a Wedding ring on becuase i was married ONCE before. This is my schpiel on shit. Most of us are on this sight to meet new people. Others are on here to get away from reality. Some people get on here to meet the next great love in their life, till they find out that person is a cheating bastard, is married and all the other good stuff that comes with meeting people online. here is my break down, someone relatively close to may age maybe a little older maybe a little younger, has a good head on their shoulders, a good job, takes care of themselves and whatever they got going on in their life. If you are a 29 years old with 6 kids and still drink like you did when you were in highschool or go out every weekend and FUBARED dont bother. Or if you think its cool to be 36 and constantly smoking marijuana or doin

Babbling And More Babbling
Yesterday Morning Papa calls me and asks if I can help him cut some MDF Board.. So I spent the whole morning in the shed with Paw cutting wood.. lmao we had a blast.. And Helped him again today... Got all dusty and dirty. Then last night I got a fucking magrain the size of Texas.. Fucking A I almost started crying it hurt so bad.. I took a pain pill and layed down and watched family guy and futurama.. Went with Missy and Jeff the other day to the new house again and took some pics.. I might post some later if I get around to it.. Crystal is still selling tomatoes, corn and peppers. And we are trying to cook down the rest for canning and freezing.. This weekend We might go looking for a cavern to play in for my birthday.. I love caves I don't know why I think they are cool as hell... I think I might make me a lemon pie for my cake since I don't eat cake.. The X-games are over.. I love that they have added Rally Cars... That shit was awesome.. Well they had it last

Horoscopes
Without realizing it, you've drawn a fair number of people over to your way of thinking. Today is perfect for pushing forward with this momentum and seeing how far you can take things in the right direction.

Luke 12:49-53
49 I came to cast fire upon the earth; and what do I desire, if it is already kindled? 50 But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I straitened till it be accomplished! 51 Think ye that I am come to give peace in the earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: 52 for there shall be from henceforth five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. 53 They shall be divided, father against son, and son against father; mother against daughter, and daughter against her mother; mother in law against her daughter in law, and daughter in law against her mother in law.

Me! (sorry Didn't Proof Read This Thought)
Me! On the street where he sleeps with no arms by his side Where he digs through your trash and in daylight he hides He lost his poor parents when he was a young man No family to help so he holds out his hand He'd work for a dollar and do whatever you want you walk right beside him and put up a front He dropped out of school the pain was to much and dreams of his mother her smell and her touch When he got older he tried to clean up his act But it was to late no look where he's at He sleeps on your porch to get out of the snow Then hides in the woods so no one will no You just laugh and you call him a bum just think how he got there and where he came from They all have a story some not so right but think to yourself did i do that one night He could be a vet. who lost wife and kids and that was because something she did He could be an Angel sent down to see how would you treat him if tommarro he's ME JW

Text Messages
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, Credit card, purse...etc.... was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her Husband, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've Just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen and phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account. Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, s weetheart, Dad, Mom etc....... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being as

Luke 6:45
45 The good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and the evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth that which is evil: for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.

My Story Thus Far...
So, for those of you who are interested...here's the story as to how I became "Recently Single". My sister introduced me to her roommate. I had been single for over a year up to that point, and he was definitely my type...physically. He was 6' 8".. LOVE the tall ones. And not skinny. Not fat, mind you, but not a bean pole. So we hooked up, and me being the fabulous chick that I am, he more or less moved in after the first night. He was working as a bouncer at a strip joint. Well, he got fired Thanksgiving Day. Proceeded not to work for two and a half months. So I'm supporting him and my kids. He does finally get a job, making DAMN good money. Things are looking up, right? Well, I find out from a family member of his that he has lied to me about pretty much his entire past. He told me he was an Army Ranger... he never even made it through boot camp. Told me he had owned his own Repo company until the IRS took everything because he had a sucky accountant. NOPE! Tol dme that while an Arm

Friend Needs Contestants For Her Contest!!
SEXIEST NIGHTIE CONTEST I am hosting my very first contest! Are you ready to help some sexy women in thier nighties? Come on they deserve your luv! The contest will be starting Sunday August 5th at 8 PM EST and will run to the following Sunday August 12th at 8 PM EST First prize will be a 3 day blast. Second Prize will be Porsche. Third Prize will be a Corvette. If you would like to enter the contest, send me the link to the picture in an email and I will get back to you when I add you. Just click on Goddess }|{ Devine! Goddess }|{ Devine Good luck to all! Current contestants. Cathy ~of the Godfather family ~ ANGEL_TEARS***?§TheAtomicBombers§?*** Special R Kay

Anniversary
I'm packing today, so I keep having the feeling that I'm forgetting something. Toothpaste? Check. Books? Check. Pajamas? Check. I sat down, musing. Isn't there something else I'm forgetting about? Did I miss someone's birthday? Then it occurred to me. Today was my wedding anniversary. Seven years ago today, I got married. Hung-over, sleep-deprived, and with somewhat dubious reasons for getting hitched, I nonetheless showed up at the church radiant, carrying a massive bouquet of roses I'd plucked from my garden. The wedding was small--just parents, grandparents, siblings, and a couple aunts and uncles. I was happy, even if I didn't think marriage was necessarily the best idea for me. My husband was happy, too, even if he didn't think marriage was necessarily the best idea for me. There was a reception afterwards. We toasted, ate cake. Then my husband and I headed out for the evening. We'd reserved the honeymoon cottage at a local bed and breakfast--a t

Elf
You scored as Elf, You are an elf. very calm yet energetic. You enjoy the finer things in life. You hate to be alone and preffer a small crowd of your closer friends. The ideal girl. Sometimes you can be very, very shy. Open up, life is to be lived, not wasted.Elf100% Faerie67% Goddess67% Wolf50% Sorceress50% Vampyre42% Shadow Spirit33% Dragon33% Zombie25% Drow25% What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Men That Hit Woman Are Scum,come Hit Me And Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these men are total scum Body: Body: these men are total scum Body: Think its ok to boss a girl around? slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut". No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)

The Name Fits
ok imma try it this way ive posted 2 bulletins now... i am asking for help leveling up but noone seems to care... so pretty soon imma just start deleting people... theres no reason to be on my friends list if u cant act like a friend

Naive
It feels great doesn't it To put me down and beat me senseless The tears dampen my shirt and you don't even know you caused them to I'm sick of the pulling of my heart One day you're so sweet Then the next you rip out my heart Its more painful that way But you like that don't you You build me up so you can tear me down its a vicious cycle and i fall for it every time In hopes you have changed That you really do care But thats just the hopes of a naive lil girl

Mystical Elders
THEY ARE THE ELDERS WHO HAVE SEEN AND BEEN BOTH GOOD AND EVIL AFTER MANY YEARS OF BOTH HAVE CHOSEN GOOD. THEY HAVE CHOSEN TO TEACH TNE WISDOM OF THE GOOD OF MOTHER EARTH, IN HOPES THAT THE YOUNG WILL HELP CHANGE AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM SEEM TO BE ITS END. IT IS SAD THAT MAN HAS NOT LEARNED THAT IT IS SO EASY TO BE GOOD, ONE HAS TO WORK SO HARD TO BE BAD. IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO TAKE ALL THAT ENERGY AN PUT IT TO GOOD USE. THE MYSTICAL EDLERS ARE VETRANS,BIKERS,EX CONS, HOOKERS, AND PIMPS, OF THE WORLD. THEY HAVE SEEN WHAT IS HAS DONE TO THEM AND OTHERS, NOW THEY ONLY WHAT TO PASS ON THIER WISDOM TO THE NEXT GENERATION IN HOPES YOU CAN MADE MOTHER EARTH A BETTER PLACE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.

Help Make One Of Our Own A God Father
We have helped a lot of people level up to GodFather but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a GodFather. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

For A Child I'll Never Know
I wrote this for a little girl that died. I kind of want to give it to her family but I'm not sure if I should. The friend of mine that was friends with the family that lost her has not been on in some time anyway, so I'm not sure I'll have the chance. I wrote it anyway. For a Child I'll Never Know There are black marks across every wall Of my pretty white house Products of my two year old with a magic marker And the stealth of a busy mouse Two coats of paint only dulled it slightly Her picasso on rented walls And I think its something I could have missed As I follow the damage down the hall But I read a little story today A baby girl all giggles and smiles She's just seen her first birthday But I'll never meet this child I can only imagine what she must be like Since I know little more than her name From the little treasure I hold each night I wonder if they might be the same I wonder at the clothes she's worn And what and where her toys were tos

Major P.m.s. Going On Today
I hate Mondays with a passion, and P.M.S doesnt help. I have had a major melt down, the thing of it is, it's the little things that are going wrong, but it's the point the little things are starting to become a Major pain in my arse. One of those you know you should have blown the bloody alarm clock to bits and pulled the covers back over your head and told to the world to kiss it. So..... how is your day, seriously let focus on something positive, like... ok, like the positive fact that for a few minutes I was actually doing great, was caught up, things in line, you know how it is, always something has to come and fluke it up. Oh well such is life, another day in paradise, same ole crap just different piles and a different day to endure it all. I have to tell you all this, there was this guy a bit ago send me a message in my shout box, wont mention any names, this person knows who they are, any ways, ok.. He started out being nice, just casual conversation, then next thing

Just My Luck
I never go out for lunch at work, I usually pack something. Today is the first time in I don't know how long that I went out for lunch, and what happens? That's right, I get rained on!!! It freaking figures!!!

Help Make Him A God Father
We have helped a lot of people level up to God Father but this own deserves it more then anyone one of us including me. He has been in my shout box asking if he can help on any level up.There are some that we couldn't do so he offered to buy Happy Hour to get them done. So im asking everyone to take the next 2 Happy Hours and rate his stuff help us make one of our levelers and a very giving person a God Father. He would do it for you please do it for him. ,center>~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar

About The Games - Please Read!
I appreciate all the invites I've been getting for the new games here on Fubar. But unfortunately, while I'm at work I can't join. All game sites have been blocked at my job, and that includes the games on fubar. So, I'm not ignoring you, I just can't play. Sorry. :(

Nice, Real Nice
So I get a friends request today and they ask me to sign their guest book. No big deal right and then this girl starts this conversation with me. Now I dont post things people say to me unless it is ridiculous and I think you will agree. Mother of 3 25 years old!

The Raven
There is a bird called the Raven She feels trapped inside herself She feels controlled everytime She tries to fly away She gets put back into her guilted caged She wants to know why she is caged? When she is a free spirit The Raven at one time, Did have her own name But now, it's lost forever Will she ever get it back? She was once beautiful But now, she feels ugly and dirty Sometimes I feel just like the Raven Who is lost I too had a free spirit and a name But now, I feel so trapped inside Like I am inside a guilted cage What is she or I to do about getting it back?

Time To Go!!
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, indepen

There Is So Many Ways To Say How "...i Care For You... "
"There is no greater happiness than having you... and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you. If I had one breath to spare...If I had just one moment to live... I would be spending it with you." When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again. *********** I admit I am not the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn't make you smile at times when you probably needed to smile the most but there is one thing I admit I can do.. I will always be the best person I know I can be for you... *********** Though I have told you how much I care, how much you mean to me, it's not a good to say that are just word, but if you only know how much fear of losing you I have in my heart then, you'll understand how much I do care *********** Two hearts, two minds, in time did find one love, one aim two paths the same. Hold fast. . . and love will last.... *********** When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebod

Message:
Message: Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my bf

Lmao
I just got threaten by some loser claiming to be a cowboy, he said he is gonna have 2000 people block me. LMAO 2000 people that i dont give a fuck about so heres a Salute to the 2000 losers that will be blocking me today.

The Beginning
*McAlister is my favorite character. If on the off chance that I start a book, she would be the character that the series would center around.* ------------------------------------ "I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" John Lennon ---------------------------------------------- Gasping with a startled expression, McAlister's eyes frantically searched her bedroom, until her brain sent a message to her nerves that she was indeed awake. Opening her left hand, she cradled it within the confining comfort of her right hand as frantically she searched for some type of reality. The deep laceration was not there, a sign that her nightmare was not of reality. Audibly sighing, she vigilantly wiped the beaded sweat off her brow, causing the saline mixture to smear into her pores. It was of no matter, she

If Today Were To Be Your Last Day Here, Would You Be At Peace With Yourself And Your Life?
When I really think about my own life... I'd say for the most part yea... I am and would be at peace with myself for the most part... but going into the deep stuff. There so much I would just like to a lot more people but sometimes I just find myself really not saying anything and I know some of you know what I mean. Sometimes we choose not to say it and leave it for another time. 2 1/2 years ago I was at a real moment of life and death and I wasn't really doing anything so much where anyone would have died. I have asthma and it not like I'm handicapped and can't do certain things. I run and do everything like everyone else. So its not like I actually put myself to doing something causing me to get out of breath. But going back to my situation about 2 1/2 years ago I bought myself a fresh new pair of Timbs boots and decided to by the water proof spray for the first time. I sprayed down the timb so I could wear them the next day... At 3 am that night I woke up unable to breath... an

Such A Shame...
Isn't it such a shame that despite having the best interest the kids in mind. Someone is still using them as pawns? I am ashamed to go up and here my daughter talk about knowing that Daddy don't like Nanna & Poppa. This isn't anything she should have to worry about but, someone thinks its ok to tell her things like that at age 6, almost 7. Being mad at me and not wanting to have to deal with me anymore is no reason to drag your children into it. They just want to spend time with their parents. Unfortunately, one of the parents don't want to do it unless the other parent continues to give into whatever whim is on their mind. Why should the other parent be punished for something that was set up by the parent who don't want to do it the way they set it up in the first place...?

Ugh . The Birthday Blahs'
Ive come down with a case of the birthday blahs.. im gonna lay down for a lil while . try to get my stomach to stop being its own roller coaster . and my head to stop playin those Damn drums .. Adore you all and hope youre all having a wonderful day Xoxoxoxoxo Wen :)

Problems
I had a bad weekend. This all started a few years ago. When my husband and I started having problems. He is very very controlling and I had finially popped out of my shell and was standing up for myself and making decesions on my own and not asking permession to take a piss. LOL. Well in January of last year he snapped and put a plactic bag over my head and told me he was in controll no matter what i thought. It was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my life. Soon after that I purchased a cell phone and a po box that he does not know about. Another reason I purchased this cell is at the time I owned a tanning salon and the manager was using a prepay phone and I was approved for 2 lines with no deposit. Well I got the phone and kept mine privite. Hubby never found out about it. That is untill Memorial Day weekend. I knew that if I told him the truth that all hell would break loose. Im not going to lie to you, I have a few phone numbers in that phone and they are men. Wel

Newly Weds
Newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland ,Japan, India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, to

Happy Birthday Ancient1
PLEASE STOP BY AND SHOW SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE TO THIS AWESOME GUY.... A TRUE SWEETHEART!!! RATE AND FAN (SHHH EVEN CRUSH HIM HE LOVES THOSE)... TELL HIM HIS PIMPETTES SENT YOU LOL ~Ancient1~ 1more day of being 47@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY HIS PIMPETTES.... WE NEED LOVE TOO =P LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~~Ancient1~2nd pimp~@ fubar SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar

Wont Be Around
i wont be around aug 11th-17th.... ill be back sometime the 18th. we are going on vacation to the beach and then a couple days out to D.C. so if u send me messages and what not give me time to reply back to ya but i will get back to ya sometime! hope yall are enjoying the ending days of summer to the max!! have a great week and ill see ya's when i get back! xoxo

8weeks 1 Day
ok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.

Saving Naaman The Syrian
"And many lepers were in Israel at the time of Elisha the prophet; and none of them were cleansed, saving Naaman the Syrian." When Jesus was teaching in His hometown of Nazareth (remember, He was born in Bethlehem, then went to Egypt, then came back to Nazareth with Joseph and Mary), the people in the synagogue were perplexed. Jesus stated that He was the fulfillment of a prophecy Isaiah had set down centuries before -- excerpted in Luke 4:18 and originally written in Isaiah 49:8-9 and 61:1 regarding the Spirit of the Lord upon One who would preach and heal and set at liberty -- and several voices came forth "Is this not Joseph's son?" They were right but they were also wrong. Jesus cited that prophets weren't accepted in their own country and, just as He did with His parables, provides examples the audiences of His day on Earth could relate to and were familiar with. He cites Elijah's visit to a widow not in Israel, but instead in Zarephath (spelled Sarepta in this passage), a village

Bradley Update
**** update 8-7-07 **** well eddie went to the hearing today he got bradley but here is the kicker he has to pay my sister 3000 bucks within 10 days for half her lawyer cost which is bull shit cuz she is not having to pay shit i think cuz she said he was going it as a favor anyway and the rest is 2.5 months in child support 500 a month which is bull shit cuz 2 of those months she was on vacation and did not use the child care so she would not have gotten the 500 anyway she would ahve gotten like 150 like she does for all her other kids anyway i am frustrated she is trying to piss us all off and just screw everyone i guess i am off to find a way to help with the money hopefully i can find a way i am really worried i want my son to stay with his daddy he is sooo happy we will see how this all goes anyway i am out for now have fun byebye ***** update8-7-07**** ***update8-6-07 ***** eddie was suppose to see the lawyer today but that did not happen lawyer says tomorrow eddie is goin

Missin My Hubbs
Im pretty excited my hubby gets to come home on R&R soon.. I got my license and drove myself back down to ga. I did really good and made really good timing made it down here in 9 hours. Im really glad to be home. Its nice here. Im workin on my tan. My legs are getting pretty dark. I got the house all decorated cute. Now all i have to do is wait for my hubby to get home. anyhow thats pretty much all that has been happening. TTYL!

Sorry!
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hi

Adult Sex Quiz ... See How Well You Do :p
Let's See How Well You Do... Answers At The Bottom lmao 1.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? 2.) What's the speed limit of sex? 3.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? 4.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? 5.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... 6.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? 7.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Answers: 1A.) So men can be open minded. 2A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. 3A.) The longer you play with them,the harder they get. 4A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! 5A.) "Is it in?" 6A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 7A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. :P Have A Great Day!

Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po

Please Come Vote For Me
hey everyone please come vote for me on this really cool site, im in these battles and need help pls pls pls ty ty it will only take a min and you will probaly love the site too please vote for me on all 3 pls. pls repost so everyone can see or a sticky would be awesome ty ty the battles are best smile between me and my babys daddys new gf cutest baby with my baby and another baby and would you rather ( have sex with ) between me and my babys daddy so pls come vote for me ok? pls repost and help a girl out ty embyr

Woke Up Cold?
this morning, not only was I awake by 7:30, I woke up cold. last night we slept with the windows open, there was a wonderful breeze. when chris got up this morning at 4 am for work, he closed the windows on his way out of the room. but by the time I woke up I was actually cold and looking for another blanket to see if I could squeeze in another 30 minutes. no luck, my blankie was MISSING!! I located it after I was up. swiped by one of the kids. grrr not much to do today, I may load up some laundry and go to sissy's or my mothers. I need to really get a grip on things around here with school (yay) so very close. I also need to clean my room, lol. maybe after all that is done I will make some pumpkin bread. or maybe I will make it first and then take some to sissy's or moms... wherever it is I end up. my only complaints on this lovely morning is my allergies. It's hard to breathe. that and the annoying sprinkler guy. he was here a few weeks ago and after he left the sprinklers were

The Rant Letter
I've been on this site since it was lostcherry , and i've throughly enjoyed my time here well that is untill recently . There have been some things are making the site not worth coming to , and definately not worth the money to be a VIP or to buy a blast or happy hour ...I have considered doing the later, but figured why should I it will only benefit the people on the site who are trying very hard to drive into the dirt. My questions are , Why do you even have an NSFW rating ? This is supposed to a site for adults , 18+ yes i know there are a few youngins who have slipped through the cracks and they aren't dealt with as quickly as they're found , But when you're working should you really be screwing off on the net rating photos ? LoL not at any job i've worked at !!! .. Granted i surf on here from work , but i work in a relaxed atmosphere where i can view pics at my luxury . I can see rating photos that are explicitly pornographic as NSFW , but comeon i've had photos that were safe

Updates
Just wanted to let you all know that I just received a call from my sister and my mom made it through her surgery. Now their concern is that she is not waking up from the anestesia.....so please continue to keep her in your prayers. Will let you know more as i know. thanks

Days 3,2,1 Lol
I'm back baby!! And sooooooooooooooo happy to be that way. I won"t bore you with trip details except to ask why airports are so fucking cold. Liek seriously, penguins could live in the Quebec and Detroit airports no fucking problem!! First person I saw was Alianna, who was screaming Mommy in the bathroom. LOL Then I saw my mom (with freshly dyed hair lol), Justin (freshly shaved, because he loves me hehe) and Boogas complete with awesome mohawk! I love it; he looks so cute with it. Everyone all tried to talk at once and then we headed home. Pretty basic homecoming. I am just so glad to be here. Oh and for those in the know, I would like to say that my house was fucking SPOTLESS when I got home. From one end of the house to the other, including dishes and laundry: washed, dryed, and TAKEN CARE OF!!!!!! So after I picked myself up off the floor from my dead faint, I was even more ecstatic to be home lol. That is about it. Now it's time to begin the looooong process of putting all the pi

My Weekend
Well the weekend went way to fast as always..but wow what a good one it was. I was home early again on Friday...started my weekend off just right. The Dell guy came Saturday to repair our laptop..and well there two more parts coming this week..so then we will practically have a new one..damn thing better work! Hubby had to work and I dropped our son off to my parents. We went out with a couple friends of ours..dinner and back to hang out at there place...played some high stakes poker ...I was the third to get naked lol guess i knew more about poker than what i thought! I drank a new ..well to me anyway liquor..it was called hypnotix...wow i loved it..so much i drank the entire bottle...I wont be doing that again..lol So Sunday was my recover day...needed it! Best thing to help you get over a hangover..sex..no wait a minute for some reason I think sex is the cure for it all..well almost anything anyway! Well hope yall had a great weekend and Kisses until next time!

I Have Things To Say
I am getting sick of living in a area where you can get away with having a meth lab in your basement and the town cops do shit about it. All they do is sit on their lazy asses and eat their nice fresh donuts. I am sick of our neighbors blocking us in to where we cnat get out and nothing being done about it. The cops say we dont have any pictures or anything to go on but your word so we cant do shit about it. As I said before get off your lazy asses and get over there and look. I am trying hard here not to have a breakdown but they are getting on my nerves. Nothing like having a meth lab next to you so you can brethe in the toxic and get high. Its gotten to the point where I hardly even go outside anymore at night(since they do that then). I am tired of their drug deals and party to where I cant get out of my own driveway cause they have the alley blocked. I guess its time to take matters into my own hands and its gonna be a messy situation. Any car that is behind me from n

Check Out My New Video Blog!
Hey everybody! I have a brand new video blog up on my site, check it out at http://mistysxxxgirls.com/Tour/press.html I just made it last night :-) I want to do a new blog for you every week, so hit it up and tell me what you think! Thanks for your support!!! Misty Haze www.mistysxxxgirls.com

Weird 9/11 Facts
Sent To Me In Email ... 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. 5) The two twin towers make an "11" This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+ 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Ma

Mia
Well its monday at about 12:30 pm and ware am I at work and ware was I spose to be fishing, then hanging with my frend. So any way I was up most of last night talking with a frend. Then we went out for brakfast and when I went to get out of my truck and the phone rings it my grandmother saying my work call asking ware am I. So I call to find out whats going on well my boss did not do his job and forgot I requested off for today last monday as requested by him. Any who the place ware i'm stationd at had people looking for me broke down on the road and call hospitals and police stations trying to find me and all the time I was off for the day. I'm Glad thay care so much but it was all in vain couse I was still sleeping lol.

Thought This Was Funny
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"

Right Here By My Side.
This love that i'm feeling for you, will last for all of eternity, even though it's plain to see, that you have forgotten me. And to the many hearts that you may wander, to the many places that you may roam. remember,at the end of your journey, my heart will always be your home. Even though in your life there's a new love, each night,it's you that i still dream of. and it matters not how many tears i cry, i will love you till the day i die. No matter that you no longer call, i'm willing to pick you up if again you should fall, and be be the catcher of your bad dreams, stopping them them from making you scream. Now, in vain,i still look for you each day, like a solitary beacon on a deserted bay, And each night before i go to sleep, for your happiness i pray the lord to keep. so, it matters not who you may be with, and it matters not where you may hide. your final destiny my darling, will always be right here by my side

For My Friends In West Virgina And The Surrounding States, This Is Too Funny!
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about West Virginians If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in West Virginia. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia. If you've ever yanked a drive-in movie speaker off the post when exiting the theatre lot with your best girl, you may live in West Virginia. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back Again, you ma

Poetry
7 Deadly Sins August 6th 2007 12:07 pm I've burnt all my bridges My only repreive is gone It's all turned to ash And I was the one who started this fire Theres nothing that can change this all this pain I caused I didn't care for burnt flesh yet I froliced in it breathing it in so fragrant and putrid I've indulged myself on this death it's pure glutton on my part such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in and pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides Maybe it's satanic to wallow in my own hatred and live off your misery My rage burns far to deep And forgiveness is forgotten Thinking of the nothing I crave to fill this emptiness with in I live off your pain And swallow it whole Choking on the memories That once made me whole it's pure wrath on my part Such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in And pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides

Dig,dig,dig!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even >though they hated each other. > >When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could >be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, >"When I die, I will dig my way up out of the grave and come >back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" > >Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black >magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took >place in their neighborhood. > >The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To every >one's relief, he died when he was 68. > >His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, >she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if >there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her >safety, asked, "Aren' t you afraid that he may indeed be >able to dig his way up out of the grave and come back to >haunt you for the rest of your life?" > >The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had >him buried upside down

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More On Online Surveys... They Suck
God these suck. If you're lucky enough to NOT get bounced immediately, you spend 30 minutes on VERY poorly designed web pages answering inane questions. That's if you're "lucky"... If you get bounced ("don't qualify") you still invest up to 10 minutes getting to the point where they say "so sorry, thanks much (sucker)". They GOT a bunch of information from you in deciding you DIDN'T qualify. You made an investment. I think we should get some FUBUCKS for this. If you don't qualify for anything, zero. If you make it through phase 1 (5-10 minutes of inanity) then 2000 FUBUCKS. If you make it through the whole thing, then you get the 10000. Cause I'm done with this crap. This website is really losing my attention.

The Ex
Well on saturday night I went with my friends out and about the itty bitty town I live in. I was having a good time and enjoying the drunken conversation. Ran into one of my former best friends (we just grew apart but still love each other). I was happy to see her until she pointed to the back corner of the bar. "******* is here." I followed her eyes and saw him standing in the back of the bar shooting pool. Since I was in the karoake room I didn't see him come in. I just smiled at her and said "That was a long time ago." She just smiled back like ya right. I went back into the karoake room cause well I didn't have nething to say to him. The bad thing was is that he was back by the bathroom. And well a drunk girl uses the bathroom a lot. So I kept having to walk by him. He didn't look at me when I walked by but the second I was past him he would stare at me and watch me like a hawk. I knew that cause I would turn around and catch him watching me. I was pissed off cause he didn't have t

Boredom
Monday's are BLAH!!! Bored! work is really slow today, and i'm super tired. This weekend was awesome for the most part. Saw Lennon on Saturday, if you don't know who she is, you really should check her and her band out. She did an acoustic set, which was great! Despite normally being a metal act, it was nonetheless an awesome show, and very different. Went to see (hed)pe, tech nine, and Kottonmouth kings last night. I was pissed that we missed (hed)pe, due to fucking traffic, and the torrential downpours that occurred on the way. But tech nine and kottonmouth kings surely made up for that. I got jahred's[(hed)pe's lead "singer"] autograph... and we were again invited to party on the bus with them, but decided we were too hot and sweaty to go hang with them when it was all said and done! too bad too, we would have partied our asses off, it would have been bad ass! ah well... it was fun... but like i said, it was hot.. sticky! lol... just gross... i got to hang out