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Male Or Female?Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking u! p people .
EGG TIM
For All The Military Girlfriends!For all the Military Girlfriends out there
Please also stop by my Military Thank You Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/73734
And say thank you to those who Serve!!
And don't forget their Families that support them and have to wait for them while they go off to Protect Freedom
Thanks,
David
WolfEagle1499™
(repost of original by 'WolfEagle1499™' on '2007-08-13 19:51:25')
Stay Up Late BlogI stay up late and play on the computer and talk to people I like to greet and meet new people so please leave message so I can answer them.
Scum Of The EarthToday wasn't a very pleasant day for me,,I found out that last night my best friend was raped by two gang members fucking crypts or some shite, at a party. I am sick to my stomach over this,, people never fail to prove how low down pieces of shite they are. So many fucking people in this society just make me sick,,it's no wonder I feel the way i do about certain things and people,,
I don't really know what to say about this other than that I am furious.
Thank you to one of my brothers and my sister for being there for me to talk to me about this,,I really appreciate you.
This fucking sucks,,I feel sick,I can't do anything about it either. I can't wait until those two pieces of shite get what they have in store for them,,karmas a bitch.
Liebe an alle meine guten weissen Brüder und Schwestern
Celebrating Being And BecomingHow far have I come along the pathway from conception to the present.
I have been the fetus growing in my mother's womb.
I have been the infant loved and cherished, the child at play.
I have been the teenager infatuated with love and life and the young woman on a splendid journey.
I am the wife and mother and have shared my home and love.
My experiences have been rich, deep and full.
My body is healthy, bold and beautiful.
My voice is free and clear.
And now, once again, I feel the changes that pass as a gentle wind through my body, that let me know I am transforming.
I am thankful for the sensations, the feelings, the messages my body gives.
It is as a metamorphosis from one beautiful form into another, like a caterpillar to butterfly.
I shed what I no longer need as a snake sheds its skin.
This is a new sense of balance I hail as I experience the transition from one stage to another.
The richness of my life is enhanced by appreciating who I am a
Please Keep My Sister In Your Thoughtswell i would like for everyone to keep my siter in their prayers and thoughts as i have just got news that her dad is fighting colon cancer and is not doing well and most of u may know her please show her that she in ur thoughts and prayers I Love You Sweetie And You Will Be In My Thoughts And prayers
spicy angel ~Wolf's CT Wife~@ fubar
Prayer'sAccording to the weather reports, it is my understanding that it is 122 degrees in Iraq right now - and the low will be 111! Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance, and safety. If it be God's will, give these men and women the strength they need to prevail.
I am sorry but I am not breaking this one.....Let us pray.
Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it...please send this on after a short prayer.
Pray for our soldiers..
Through A Childs EyesOne day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has n o end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy o
Reposthttp://www.fubar.com/user/978841
this bitch said this in my shout box "I gave you a six to build up your confidence you fuckin loser! Your dog ugly"
so all my friends rate this bitch a 1
The Best Feeling In The World?Freshly shaven legs. Ask any girl... seriously. It's HEAVEN!
So yea. Today's been a pretty boring day. Woke up and headed to work. Stayed in town so I got to sleep in a bit. Not sure if it really helps though. I'm still always tired as fuck :( Ah well... at least I get to hang out with people I love being around.
Work took about as long as I figured it would. Got to prove how much I really do pay attention to my surroundings by walking straight into a clothing rack. In three days when I'm asking where the hell I got the nasty bruise on my arm- remind me of this? Thanks.
Tomorrow I get to drive 4 hours round trip for what will most likely be a 2 or 3 hour store. I've never counted this before but they're having me run it. With a good but slow crew. I'm hoping that I have at least one person from my office so I can have someone else drive and just for my own piece of mind.
Heh Brad got hired at work and starts training Wednesday. I'm either a good friend or definately a masoc
Scam Alert...this One Is Sick!!!This was just brought to my attention, by a good Friend: Heartsound
I know a lot of us on FuBar also have pages on MySpace, so Please read this.
And maybe think about changing your MySpace page around or just watch out for this Scam.
Oh, and another thing. Anyone that is or was in the Military knows how Families are really contacted. But people outside our little family DON'T, that make easy targets for Scammers
BTW: People like this make me SO SICK!!!!
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I had some REALLY heartbreaking news today...that my friend was KIA.This was not just any friend...this was my puppy love boyfriend.
The news came from a message that I received from his wife on my MySpace page from her Myspace page. It was a VERY accurate letter as far as she was telling me that his dad had been informed at his job today,naming where he worked and what he did and that he was working out arrangements so that I could go with him when he wen
What's The Part Of You That No One Sees?What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are powerful, passionate, and dominant.
You have a vision of how things should be, and you do your best to make things happen.
People rely on you for your strength. You are a rock to many.
Underneath it all, you aren't so sure about your passions.
So many ideas spark your interest, it is hard for you to get behind a select few.
However, you see indecision as a sign of weakness. So you pursue your goals full force - no matter how foolish they turn out to be.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
What's Your Hidden Talent?Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
I Cant Tell You!!!I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go
Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain
Ain't the same
I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul I just can't take another day
Who's to blame
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go
Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
Do you wanna see me beggi
Better Then Me!!!!!I think you can do much better than me
After all the lies that YOU made ME believe
Guilt kicks in then I start to see
The edge of the bed where you used to be
(Oh)
I told myself I won't miss you
But I remember
(Oh)
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face and the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
While looking through your old box of notes
I found those pictures I took that you were looking for
If there's one memory I don't wanna lose
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room
(Oh)
I told myself I won't miss you
But I remember
(Oh)
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face and the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
The bed I'm laying in is getting colder
Wish you never would have said it's over
And I can't pretend I won't think about you when I'm older
'Cause we never really
♥army Wives♥This is so very true, I am reposting this..lol
Being a Soldiers Wife isnt always easy, but ask one of us if we'd give it up & you will hear a resounding "HELL NO!"
(Feel Free to add on ladies!)
A Few Thing You Should Know About REAL ARMY WIVES!!!
1. we know the difference between BDU's & ACU's and what both acronyms stand for
2. when are men come home late from work, we dont complain. we are just happy to sleep next to them tonight.
3. we would NEVER dream of calling our husbands work/boss and complaining
4. we know that endless hours and shitty pay is just the way things are in the military and we deal with it
5. No matter who you are, come a few days before the first and the fifteenth you are broke as HELL!
6. Unlike what the public would like to think we are well aware that our husbands paychecks do NOT go up in value when we have a child.
7. we dont plan when we make or serve dinner around the time our husbands will be home because we know that each da
Fudgie GoodnessMade some kick ass Peanut butter fudge tonite . have the regular Chocolate made and keepin nice n cool in the fridge .. tomorrow . making Peanutbutter/Chocolate .. and Chocolate Fluff tomorrow .. Any other ideas for some other types . Lemmie know im on a baking roll lol
Wondering SurveyDo you get distracted easily? what was that
When is your next vacation and where? this weekend and not telling i dont want any lurkers
Do you ride roller coasters? yes!! weeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE
Who was the last person you yelled at? kids oh ya kids
Are you wearing a necklace?omg no where is it i lost my C :'(
What family member do you look like?my sister
Do you take any daily vitamins or pills? yes
Where does your grandma live? Duncan BC
Are you friends with your neighbors? ya i got lots of eyecandy
Where have you lived throughout your life? all over
Do you have a routine before going to bed?ya i do kisssssssss
Have you ever tee-peed someone's house? a car count?
Have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend? no way there too old
When was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes? when dont i
Do you have any enemies? i'm sure i do
What is your usual breakfast? nothing or sunny D
What are you doing tonight? nothing its my bday
The Truth Is Out There!Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!
okay, as many of you may know, i'm moving to switzerland next september 24
today i talked with the principal manager of information security, and she took it really good!
she was sad because i'm leaving but happy for me :) (i expected other thing like bad faces for not telling before or something) and really it made me feel good
she said too, that i'm an excellent professional, always giving the best, doing a great job, and she doesn't doubt i'll be successfull there, and be able to find a very good job too... the sweetest thing she said was that if i ever want to come back to argentina, that the doors at the central bank and her doors will be always open if i want to return there!
then she gave me a big hug and kisses... :)
after that, i talked with 2 of the other bosses in my section, and i told them, both were happy and sad too... and we had to start to plan how we will continue, because i have to give/pass the projects to other perso
What Are Blogs?You know, everyone is in this blog thing. I'm not even sure what your supposed to put in a blog. Cool things you find? Random thoughts? I just can't seem to figure it out. What do you put in your blog?
The Goddess Is AliveMoon shines down upon a sea of Light,
Shifting sands lay singing in the Heart of the Night.
I looked upon a scene that gripped me to the core,
White-clad maidens below were dancing on the shore.
Sweet sounds slipped from moon-lit throats,
Wind whipped hair abound,
Lit by the light within and without,
The Women circled 'round.
As I stood, water engulfed my feet,
My body swayed to your Heavenly Heart beat.
Wind and wave and fire light,
Paled in my mind Earthly delight.
Time slipped by me as you held your embrace,
And windblown spray covered my face.
Protected deep within your Womb,
I could feel the tender pain of Life's bloom.
Candles flared high as the Dance progressed,
Deep inside with a healing touch you blessed.
All around, wind, wave and fire shouted of your life,
Your light speared deep within, soothing my strife.
Divine Mother, Goddess of Light,
To you I come seeking protection from the night.
Come home to shelter within your arm,
Surrounded b
My Very Own Roller Coaster!!!!!!Sometimes my life just feels like a roller coaster! But I am very sure that everyone has those moments!!
One day things are great, and rolling along smoothly, and then the next, uh ya, it's just not rolling along anywhere! Or wait, maybe that's just the big drop that everyone calls the fun part!! Not me, I never got into roller coasters of any sort!
Give me a ferris wheel any day! I like the unchanging safety of it. It's very comforting! Don't get me wrong, I love the adrenaline of a fun, wild, scary ride as much as the next person, but I need to have the choice. If I choose to stand in line for 3 hours to have fun for two minutes, great!! But if not, that should be great too!!
It's the same in my life. There are times that I am more than willing to take a risk, and jump into things blindly and just have faith. But let me have the choice!! I don't like it when things just pop out of nowhere to cause me drama!!
Sometimes I swear that half the people I know have l
What's The Part Of You That No One Sees?The Part of You That No One Sees
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.
Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
PrincessSilk is the smoothness of your hair.
Starwberries is the taste of your lips.
Pure bliss is what you give me, when we are together.
Cloudy skies is what I have when we are apart.
You give me full health when I am near you.
I am dead when I am away from your beautiful body and personality.
I have the world when I hug you.
I have nothing when I can't hold you in my arm's.
Thomas Richard Dillbeck
Hazel Eyes....Black Eyes
people with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.
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Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.
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Depression & AlcoholDo you still love me? You say you do and I am the one and only, but I can't understand why I can't feel it anymore. I used to feel it in your arms, in your voice. There was no doubt in my mind. I could feel you love deep in my bones, no matter how far away you were. Now it feels like you just say it because it is expected or out of habit.I want you to know I DO still love you with every breath that I have and I hope & wish that one day I will know you do too.
Even After All These Years The Pain Still RemainsTurn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on september
1st Happy Houryep. first time doing one of these. hopefully its worth it. have fun with it... its at 10pm tonight! k later
Mother, Maiden, CroneI am but a small child,
Tucked under my Mother’s chin.
Little kisses of sweet breath dance
across my face. Words of wisdom
she speaks to me. Soft words that
ebb and flow. The lilt of her voice
like a little rhyme I once knew.
But yet I am a small child.
You are Mother.
I stand in the meadow amongst
a field of wildflowers each bending
with the sweet breath of the wind.
The Earth speaks to me ~ words of
Wisdom I have heard before when I was
Old. On the edge of the clearing the
Horned one admires my gait. Mother
Returns home as I join the dance with
My admirer. We have danced before.
But yet I am a Maiden.
You are Mother. I am Maiden.
I sit in my chair holding you close to
My breast whispering words of wisdom
You cannot yet understand. You suckle
my breast and I wish upon you strength
and happiness. She sits in the sun across
the room gazing at us in our moment.
She remembers when I was
FtwWell I was talking to my ex fiencee from years back. one thing burned in my brain for a long time. WHY? Well I asked her and she said I'll never know cause she forgot and moved on. So I am forgetable and not worth remembering and easyto get over. I AM invisable. My life just got a whole lot more spun outta controll and this time I WON'T STOP IT TIL I CRASH AND BURN. And this time I ain't walking away from the crash.
FUCK THE WORLD
What Kind Of Bride Will You Be?You Will Be a Traditional Bride!
You're the type of girl who is feminine, old fashioned, and totally traditional.
You've been dreaming of your wedding day since you were young
And you can't wait to be a princess in your big white gown.
It's likely that you'll have a big family wedding and take your husband's name
While a huge affair will be fun, just don't go all Bridezilla about the color of your napkins!
What Kind of Bride Will You Be?
AnotherAnother looooooooser deleted
What I Want For My Birthday!!I would love to have my friends fan me!! I have fanned each one of you when I sent you the request to add you....it would be awesome if you could do that same for me. Thanks to everyone who helped me level today and for all the awesome birthday love!!! Y'all rock!
WtfWTF is going on with the adult kids of today. They think that dating someone their mothers age is lots of fun. I think it's fucking sick ...totally unacceptable. I can see in their late 30's but hell I got a son who is 27 and a daughter who is 25. I can be a friend. However, when it comes to them wanting you to look at their private pictures and give them your opinion...fuck that...I'm not that kind of woman, besides the last person I looked at private pics of ....he was 34..and he got all pissy with one of my comments and it wasn't a comment that was rude...he deleted me...and took me off his friends list. No sweat off my pussy...fuck him talk about immature.
It just gets to me when a 19 or 20 some year old young man starts commenting on my pics. I just feel it is morally wrong i mean come on I'm almost 45. Anyhow just my damned opinion...I'm entitled I guess.
Movie PremiereThe movie premiere in Baltimore was a success..thank you for all who attended
Pick Up LineYour Pickup Line Is
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
Fake Friends...i hate when you find some fake friends... ya know the ones that sent others email about you to others... these are fake.. or friends that are suppose to be there for you and decide to spend more time with your other half and not yourself...what im saying is that im cleaning up my act.. dropping my fake friends.. and picking up and moving on.. so if you are fake then i guess you can get a stepping... if not well were in for one hell of a roller coaster ride so hold on to your beer dont want to spill it....
I Bought A Resin Skull And Named It BobYes, I really did. It sits on my dash and sometimes I dangle him out the window or sunroof and let him feel the breeze...
So I was thinking I had unlimited data all this time I have been poking around the internet on my cell phone...turns out I had a 5Mb data package billed at $0.01 per Kb overrage. LOL
I'll have to post *that* bill when it comes in next month.
Also I must give a shout to HP on the construction of this laptop (dv5220us)...I came in from smoking at my friend's house and his son was kneeling on my overturned laptop trying to pound both of my IR DVD remotes into the case, not a scratch or any signs of damage other than the heart condition I suffered as a result.
So I am on vacation next week...I believe I have settled a very simple bar hopping expedition. I have enough money saved up for one hell of a weekend or an entire week of bottom shelf drinking and hotel rooms in cities I have never heard of filled with people that you are better off forgetting the mo
Fubar FriendsI somehow got pushed to fourth. plz help me out and vote everyday! thanks so much.
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday!
Currently #4!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP!
I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar!
Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest!
** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325.
Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further!
Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Just Thinking Too Muchjusta thought
I've been thinking alot about love lately due to my current fight to gain someone's trust enough to make them show me completely how they feel. I've been wondering if love and all it's endevors are really worth it......alot of times I use music in my life to help me get out feelings that I can't always get out on paper or by mouth. One song that has an interesting way of talking about how someone becomes your love and how they turn in to you life is "I Miss You" by Blink 182.....
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
we can live like Jack and Sally if we want
where you can always find me
we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends
we'll wish this never ends
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
this sick strange dar
& We All Must Move On. Eventually.clothes piled in the middle of the bedroom floor.
feet heavy as lead.
she can't fathom the idea of leaving home.
butterflies line her stomach.
thoughts by the millions spinning around in her mind.
she falls to her knees.
tears pouring from her eyes.
coughing errupts from her throat.
she grasps onto her bed, anything to keep her stable.
backwards she falls.
her pile of clothes stop her.
she lay motionless, defeated by her own fears.
tears continue down her cheeks.
tearing of her stomach lining, as the butterflies attack.
she curls up, gripping her face with her hands.
body shaking, but yet unable to move.
tears stop, as the door opens.
"it's time to go".
Am I Wrong?Maybe I am the worst person to walk the earth, or maybe I am just human.
I haven't had a good f*ck since - dayum it's been so long i can't even remember. I really need one. And my husband is incapable of that feat. I haven't been able to talk to him since the beginning of our marriage. I had to cut him off from the bank accounts because he kept overdrawing the account. And he lies. Not the huge ones. Just the little sh*t that he knows I already know but lies anyway.
I know one of my male friends would have been happy to marry me, had the right circumstances presented themselves. As such he is the best confidant I have, and if we were closer I am sure he would take care of that "other" problem.
So now I find myself in need of a "no strings" relationship. On the one hand I feel horrible, but on the other I am feeling like I am getting the brunt of the "for worse" part of the wedding vows. Granted it has only been 2 years, but isn't that enough time to suffer in silence?
I am not
Lips Of An Angel- For RealHere is one of my fubar family members singing Lips Of An Angel performed by the sweet music man Roger aka Man In Black
Poor HorseEven though it has been a month ago I still cant get him out of my head. A horse. I remember when the barn got him they named him "Dragon" for the dragon wings on his sides. He was about 15 i think. 5 yrs ago before i think. He wasnt in great shape endurance wise but he would give his best we just had to take things slow. Not a mean bone in his body. In the d it said "He needs a man hes man's horse." lol. He had some trust issues but we got him over it. After awhile he could do drill team easily . and seemed to enjoy it. Any way we had a mother and daughter they had one horse that the mother never took care of the horse the daughter did. The mother got married to some guy who looked like Domer.after a year She wanted to get a horse for her husband, but the barn manager said she couldnt have another horse there was no room. So then after Francis and Jeane the owner of the barn's pool patio came off. The Mother and the husband fixed the patio for her. Not knowing they had a plan. Once
This Group RocksIf u like STAIND you'll love Lo-Pro. They are a group signed by Aaron Lewis.
The guys are great. I actually met them in Lake Tahoe.
Friends W / Benefits.... I An't ChickenStatistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you.
So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours".
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".
SCARED? LOL........
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
I Just Finished WatchingThe pick-up Artist on VH1. Not too bad of a show really. The first show which was last week I wouldnt have looked twice at any of the guys on there. Im not being mean just truthful. None of them sparked my intrest. But this week after their makeovers well there were a couple that caught my eye. Yes the changes were that dramatic for a couple. The guy that stayed in the end shouldve been the one that went home and probably wouldve had the other guy not said he wanted to go home. He had such a large change but just had NO confidence around ladies at all. Thats sad when that happens but there are pleanty of men out there just like him that have no confidence, and freeze up around ladies. I didnt think I would like the show the first time I saw it but its not bad at all. lol
A Lil QuickieAs we danced, studying each others facial expressions, he placed the back of his hand in between my full cleavage, and moved two of his thick smooth chocolate fingers down the front of my butter colored belly into my black ,soaked with cum thong, and into my sugary walls. I gasped with ecstasy as they slithered over my swelling clit and into the depths of me. My body shivered as he never took his amazingly hypnotizing eyes off of me while he played with the soft flesh leading to my sweet center. And when he finally made it to my g-spot, a devilish smile came upon his perfectly sculpted face because he felt the tightening of my body….he knew he had me.
As we stood there on the dance floor of the sexually charged night club with the silvery lights dancing over our bodies, he pulled my stiff body to his, and dug deeper within me. He gripped the base of my neck, and fed me his juicy tongue. I gladly took it in by running my hands across his muscular shoulders to lock them behind his thic
Trading Cardstonights going to be my lasy night on here for a while ..ive got alot of personal issues to straighten out...ill make the remaining 13 cards in this series to the next 13 people that request them...dont know when ill be back but ill MISS EVERYONE
My Rose[even though]It's of the divine
the thought of her lips meeting mine
it's tearing me up inside
harboring these feelings I constantly hide
It's not a matter of pride
I question if she can reciprocate the emotions I'd provide
I ponder what would happen should love set sail
the next casualty would be our friendship which would fail
that's not an option worth taking
I'd rather remain the friend rather than suffer through a relationships failure upon ground shaking due to the vibrations brought about from our hearts breaking
I'd rather remain the friend with whom she shares time, secrets, & meals
I rather remain a friend than battle with the onslaught disclosure reveals
I'd rather be the friend who on occasion gets to hear her voice
rather than falling out of contact to to a selfish choice
in secret and minus loves scar
I rather she remained my shining star
I would be able to bear
her no longer having feelings for me to share
tell her I love her? I don't dare
thoughts
When They Ask To See Your GoddessWhen they ask to see your Goddess,
tell them how you have seen,
The heavens starry display,
Caught in blades of grass,
On moonlit winters nights.
Or rainbows of light,
From dragonflies wings,
On a golden summer day.
Swans like pale white ghosts,
Dissolve from the nebulous haze,
Of early spring mornings.
When they ask to see your Goddess,
tell them how you have heard,
The fall of winter snow,
Like glittering butterflies
On fields white with frost.
The notes of distant thunder,
Like divine symphonies,
Roll across the drum of the sky.
The song of owls,
Like haunting melodies,
Resonate through the still of night.
When they ask to see your Goddess,
tell them how you have tasted,
The bitter tang of salt,
Caught in sea spray,
On a stormed tossed winter's day.
Or the taste of the coming storm,
In air thick with ozone,
During the sultry heat of summer.
Of water from mountain streams,
As pure and cold as ice,
More efficacious than wine itself.
11,000 To LevelLOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS SLOWING DOWN SO THIS WILL BE THE ONLY HIGH ONE WE DO WE DO NOT START A NEW ONE UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE...SHOW SOME LOVE AND PLEASE REPOST OUR BULLETIN TO GET IT INTO OTHERS HANDS THAT MIGHT WANT TO HELP...
♥Sweet Lips♥@ fubar
2 Wett 4 WordsI hate to be in the mood when there is no one or nothing around to help me out! When I am in the mood like dat, I take a good shower, lock my room door and start to write…but @ a certain point…sex, whether with urself, or another is the same typical…Good or Bad…thick or slim…whack or workable…then is when I have to help me remember the good in the boredom!
I opened up my legs laying flat on either side, start sucking on my nipples, and rubbing on my clict, inserting my fingers in2 myself to produce pleasure, and repress da unsatisfying urge until further notice! Deep as it can go, sucking till my own mouth sores limp…but this is 1 of those episodes dat a bitch can’t do it alone…
I go on line, but no one of importance is there…I call the local chats, but bitches wanna play kid games…time to blow off da old black book 4 a stallion to knock my block severely! Would you believe that there is no one? My goodness…now I am pissed, frustrated, and got to keep busy or would literally go crazy
Skarred Dammit!for those of you who do care......
OK Most of you know I have to have a biopsy done 2morrow. I AM SKARRED, cuz last time it was abnormal and it hurts like a mother-F*CKER!!!
I am awake during this procedure and I have had it done be4 but it just sucks and I am terrified that the dr is going to find something wrong.
SOOO many of my friends on here are the absolute best, I couldn't ask for a better support system then what I have rite now.
To be honest, this is sad but true, My FRIENDS on here are more compassionate then my "FRIENDS" here. The ones that know me the best and the ones that I have known the longest don't even call me to say how ya feelin today. BUT I get on here and I am bombarded with ppl asking me if I am ok and how I am feeling. I LOVE IT. I feel that my friends do think of me and do care about me and that I am not sum eye candy for most of them.
I LUV ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!
THANK YOU SOO MUCH!! YOU ALL ARE VERY MUCH APPRIECIATED!!!!!!!!
ALL MY L
Well Thanks For The Support And All The Helpwell friends and family thank you for all the luv and support but im soory to say I didnt win nothing just seems sad but oh well ill try again next time
once agai thank you luv you all
Nine Traffic Circles Of HellNew MSN Autos columnist Lawrence Ulrich puts together his own list of profligate highway indecency.
http://autos.msn.com/advice/article.aspx?contentid=4024908
by Lawrence Ulrich
Tires and brimstone: the most hellacious automotive sins.
Pope Benedict XVI, as you may have heard, has been dispensing soulful automotive advice. Hot off the Vatican press, "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road" offers a list of driving commandments.
This Top Ten list, still the catchiest commandment format, nails the biggies: Drunk driving, reckless driving, etc. And yes, even the bird-flipping that many of us have succumbed to in moments of personal trial.
But I confess to a shaky grasp of other papal road rules. Using your car for personal glorification is bad, as is speeding. (Look, if cars aren't for speed and glory, I might as well ride a Golden Calf). Then there's using your car as "an occasion for sin," a big strike against anyone who remembers drive-in movies.
I Dunno....I'm just confused right now... I hate it when I have the times that I have no idea what's going on.. and I feel like i'm in my own world. and no one can understand how I feel or where I'm coming from. I feel like a worthless piece of shit....
Real Vs. FakeMyHotComments
First of all kisses and hugs to all the friends who have actually blessed my page with madd love u know who u are!! If u are asking urself is she talkin bout me? then the answer is yes!! there are so many fake ass folks up here who say they give love back to all who fan rate and friend me first and all these other stipulations but those very same people with all these rules are not doin what they say!! now i believe in giving a person a few days cuz who knows what they may be doin or how busy they are with life and all that jazz but i would like to see who actually reads these and takes time out to rate people and do all the shit they want you to do for them!! so if u up to it and u real fubar friends then hit me and let me know--p.s. my guestbook is lagging and i need help there too please!!
MyHotComments
Life Out Here...So I've been here for about two weeks now. everything was going great and whatnot... but now I feel like I'm not even wanted here. I love my bf and I love his family, but I'm not feeling the same love back. It's like they don't want me here and they want me gone... thing is.. I really have no where else to go.. and I just don't know what to do. I really don't want to have to go back to Wisconsin, and I might be getting a job soon, so maybe I'll be able to get my own place. I just wish someone would tell me what's going on an why they're acting this way. I don't think I've done anything wrong, but what I think and what they think are two different things... Everytime I try to talk to him about it he just changes the subject, gets mad and walk away or just ignores me... so something has to be up and they must not want me here... so I guess I'm gonna be moving again.. lucky me..
Oh I Am Getting Old And This Is Great !Well, this was written by a Woman but I still agree with it. I might not be where I want to be in life (had a set back, that most of you know about), but I plan on being there within a year or two. Then again, plans are not set in stone anymore -- Life is Free!! :) ~~~WolfEagle1499
I thought this was well worth the repost. The music era is a little different for me, but most of what is said is true. I loved it. :) Like I said, there is nothing like being happy with who you are..at ANY age. :) YotD
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The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I someti
Just An FyiFrom the Fubar Bible:
"Photos flagged as NSFW will not get any points for ratings and comments."
so please don't think you have to rate and comment on all of my Risque pics or adult cartoon pics.
Please give me your love in my default folder.
Thanks all. :-)
My Crazy Lifeso there i was setting at work wondering, "what the hell is a blog?". so my friend said that it is whatever i want it to be. so i decided to tell about all of the crazy shit that i have done in my life. i will post a new story every day from now on and i hope you enjoy.
Chapter 1 "the beginning"
back in my younger days i was known as one of the quite boys. the only thing that i ever did wrong in elementary school was moon someone from the back window of the school bus. When i hit high school i started experimenting with drugs. my most favorite thing to do was go to wallmart and buy a can of air duster and inhale the hole can i a matter of a few hours. it made me feel like shit but oh well it was a cheap high. i use to have campouts in my back yard with all of my friends. my grand father was a big drinker. so we would always sneek up to the garage and steal his boose. i knew that he knew but he didn't say anything so i didn't give a fuck.
tomarrow will be chapter 2 "m
Special SistersNever apologize for pursuing what makes you happy.
Even if you need to quit your job, or move across country,
always do what you really want.
Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship
that just didn't work out.
Never apologize for being successful.
Only haters want to keep you at their level.
Never apologize for crying.
Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself.
Never apologize for being frugal.
Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap.
Never apologize for being a single mom. Babies are a blessing.
Never apologize for treating yourself to something special.
Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation.
Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship.
Your safety should always be a priority.
Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship.
You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves.
Never apologize for saying NO.
Make Love To MeOh, come with me
Take me in your arms
Kiss me long and deep
Feel my passion rise
Remove my clothes
Caress my soft skin
With your fingertips
Feel the softness
Of my tender breasts
Beneath your hands
Touch them, stroke them
Squeeze them, knead them
Cover them with kisses
Close your lips around the nipples
Feel their hardness
With your tongue
Delve into me
With your hot tongue
Devour me
Taste my essence
As I scream your name...
Make love to me!
If Your Looking For A Hottie Come Here LadiesTHIS IS A BUDDY OF MINE AND HE REALL NEED UR HELP. HE'S COOL AS HELL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. COULD YOU ALL STOP BY HIS CONTEST AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS HAS BEEN CHEATING HIM ALL DAY BY USING A BOMBING MACHINE AND CHEATING HIM BADLY. SO IF ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES WILL STOP BY AND CHECK AND HELP HIM OUT IM SURE YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT WHAT KINDA GUY HE REALLY IS.JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO HIS PIC.
My Ode To Going Skyclad!What the use of wearing panties
Whalebone corsets of your Auntie's
Boxer shorts and other scanties
Best of all is nude
There's such fun in going bra-less
Now that it's no longer lawless
'Specially if your figure's flawless
Best of all is nude
- )O( -
Nude is what you're born in
Shirts are never torn in
Underwear and lacy flimsies, garter belts and other whimsies
Yards of itchy cloth to put your form in
Ducks all do it, maidens rue it
Even ancient Picts in Britain blue it
Going naked's how to do it
Best of all is nude!
- )O( -
If your garters aren't elastic
Tie them up in knots fantastic
(Panty hose is something drastic!)
Best of all is nude!
If you're tired of wearing clotheses
Shed your garment 'mongst the roses
Never mind the old bluenoses
Best of all is nude!
- )O( -
Nude is best for ducking!
Worst for horses bucking!
Moonlit nights will see such sights that are very bes
Contest Winners!!First off, I have to say that I am extremely touched by everyone that talked to me during the support our troops contest. I have heard some good stories. While I was never in the military I was brought up in a military family and have an unwavering love for all of those that are serving our country.
They are your Brothers, Sisters, Mothers, Fathers, Sons, Daughters, Husbands, Wives, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, but most of our they are Our troops. They are the ones out there fighting for the very freedoms we hardly notice. They are willing to put thier lives on the line for people who hate them because of what they are. The are the embodiement of freedom and the foundation of our country.
Take a moment next time you see someone in uniform and thank them. Show them you love them. Tell them Thank you for serving all of us!
Okay here are the winners of the contest.
The winner of the prize for the most comments is! with 4223 - Comments
The winner of the prize for m
New MembersOf all of the new members in the last few days , please read the blog "Read before joining" and also "tips for successful bombing" I also post a blog every day and there mey be several blogs in that folder. That is how I keep in touch with you. If you get a shout or email from Rachel, she is the co-owner, or Zarrius the family manager....If you have any questions whatsoever, please feel free to ask any of us...but you can find the family officers in the photo album titled...you guessed it "family officers"
Glad to have you all. Each new addition makes us a better , stronger bomber family..the best on the FU!
Peggy Sue, Owner
Needs HelpGood lordy 85100 to level has taken months to do. HELP
Country Bitches Vs City BitchesA city bitch will take you where you need to go. A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!
A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it. *A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in".
A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. *A country bitch will just knock her out!!!
A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up!
A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it.
A city bitch wonders who your new man is. *A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!
A city bitch thinks the fri
Hey Ladies I Have A Hottie For YouTHIS IS A BUDDY OF MINE AND HE REALL NEED UR HELP. HE'S COOL AS HELL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. COULD YOU ALL STOP BY HIS CONTEST AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS HAS BEEN CHEATING HIM ALL DAY BY USING A BOMBING MACHINE AND CHEATING HIM BADLY. SO IF ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES WILL STOP BY AND CHECK AND HELP HIM OUT IM SURE YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT WHAT KINDA GUY HE REALLY IS.JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO HIS PIC.
Making Love To A Soul Mate .....damn I Want ThisDesire flickering within my eyes,
As I stop and stare at you,
Realization settling in upon me,
Knowing this longing I have is true
As I stop and stare on back,
I see off your eyes shines a light,
And you know I've been longing,
To show my love to you tonight
Entwining my arms around you
Head resting lightly on your chest
Never in my wildest dreams
Did I imagine being so blessed
Having the woman of my dreams,
Rest her head on top of me,
Lightly I kiss her neck and show,
This love I want for her to see
Letting my lips gently graze his
Fingers running through his hair
Hands moving downwards
Want to show just how much I care
Her body on top of mine,
Carressing her skin with my fingertips,
Softly kissing her all over the place,
Then moving down onto her hips
Ecstasy flowing through my soul
Knowing that this love is pure
Wrapped up in his embrace
Is where I feel secure
Thrusting my body into hers,
Deeper and deeper is where I get,
The sound of love
Well I Dont Know How I DidI just want to thank every one who helped me in this contest and Ill do any thing I can to help you or your friends just let me know thanks for the support
Support Our Troops Contest Winners!!First off, I have to say that I am extremely touched by everyone that talked to me during the support our troops contest. I have heard some good stories. While I was never in the military I was brought up in a military family and have an unwavering love for all of those that are serving our country.
They are your Brothers, Sisters, Mothers, Fathers, Sons, Daughters, Husbands, Wives, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, but most of our they are Our troops. They are the ones out there fighting for the very freedoms we hardly notice. They are willing to put thier lives on the line for people who hate them because of what they are. The are the embodiement of freedom and the foundation of our country.
Take a moment next time you see someone in uniform and thank them. Show them you love them. Tell them Thank you for serving all of us!
Okay here are the winners of the contest.
The winner of the prize for the most comments is!
The winner of the prize for most rates is!
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I Am Very Hurt Sad And Upset Right Now!!!!I am very very very HURT and upset right now ..... And very sad..... I told everyone I dont do drama...
So then I do not TALK to you the persons that bring it or start stuff... Dont anybody talk to me and do NOT help me in my CONTEST!!!! You bring drama to ME I shut you out and turn you OFF.. Goodbye.. I am way to sweet and nice and sick for this crap.....I am very hurt and in tears right now....... Dont talk to me.. And dont help me out and dont need it or want it from anyone.. You want drama go take it to someoene who likes it NOT ME!!!! :( :( .........................................
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What If I WasWhat if I was to kiss you,
Maybe hold onto you tight,
Sing a song into your ear,
And make love into the night
What if I was to lift you up,
And then kiss you in the air,
Touch your skin with my hands,
Run my fingers through your hair
What if I was to take you away,
From this world and show you mine,
Show a love with me can last,
Forever and ever and all time
What if I was to pick flowers,
And go around the world to you,
Would you be in total shock,
Or feel this love is true
What if I was to make you feel,
Nothing you've ever felt before,
And finally you know that love is real,
You just had to go and explore
What if we were to click,
Just like that from day one,
Would you be able to tell,
That true love had begun
Why Are People!!!at Mc Donalds fuckin morons how can anyone mess up this order! 2 double cheeseburgers a large fri and a number 7 meal.
and i still got ripped of for a fri! what the hell fuckin morons!
i mean a meal comes with fris! shit. ok im done venting
I Wanted To Let You All Know I Am Fanning All My FriendsThe number of fans and friends has grown tremendously since I got here. I understand I may have missed fanning some people along the way.
I am taking time now to fan all my friends. If you haven't fanned me yet and would like to, please do. If I haven't fanned you, and you would like me to tap your page let me know. I do not mean to miss
anyone. Consider this my fan wave! Thanks!
-Sassy Laurie
The End Of HumanityThe Bro Epidemic
Hello everyone. I've come here today because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of this future we face. I'm afraid that although we have the chance to stop our downward evolutionary spiral, we may not do it in time.
Let me explain:
Over the years I've spent watching this sub-human species we call a "bro" I've noticed something very interesting. Not all bros are born as such. In fact, I find the contrary more often than not.
Bros are not born into this lifestyle of "Not giving a fuck". In fact, most are raised on the principle that they "should give a fuck".
However, as the young bro got older and more involved in a social atmosphere through educational facilities (school). The young bro realized that as his ancient ancestors survived before him, he too must join a group to better his chances of survival.
Now, just think about this:
You're a young man (or woman) and you want to "survive" this treacherous terrain we call High school. From across the plain (Camp
CompatabilityHorror scope
Current mood: bored
Love Compatibility of Aries with Aquarius
Aries and Aquarius get along famously right from the get-go - you both love new beginnings, the excitement of starting over and enthusiastically sharing your dreams with each other. You need your independence and your partner needs emotional detachment. This means you'll always have the freedom and space you need with each other. Your Aquarius can be a bit of a know-it-all, though, and with your quick temper, a good-natured argument can quickly turn into a full-out brawl. On the bright side, this mentally stimulating relationship will rarely have any dull moments.
LMAO That is so true with us.
Puerto Rican Tamales (guanimes)INGREDIENTS:
1 pound yellow cornmeal 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 cups milk
2 cinnamon sticks 1 teaspoon salt 10 to 12 plantain or banana leaves, or parchment paper
3 quarts salted water1 Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl. In a small saucepan bring the milk, cinnamon sticks, and salt to a boil. Remove the cinnamon sticks and add the milk slowly to the dry ingredients. Mix until the liquid is absorbed.
2 Cut the plantain leaves in pieces large enough to wrap 1/4 cup of the dough in each (about 8x8 inches). put the dough in the center of a plantain leaf. Fold up the sides and ends and tie with butcher's twine. Repeat until all of the corn mixture has been used.
3 Bring the salted water to a boil in a very large pot. Add the guanimes and simmer for 1 hour. To serve, unwrap the guanimes and place on a platter. Serve with salt codfish stew or mojito isleno
Puerto Rican Steak And Onions (bistec Encebollado)INGREDIENTS:
2 pounds beef top round, cut into thin slices 1/2 tablespoon salt black pepper to taste
1/3 cup white vinegar 1 cup olive oil 1/2 cup manzanilla olives, sliced
3 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped 1 cup green bell pepper stips 2 cups Spanish yellow onion slices1 Pound the meat to tenderize it. Season with salt and pepper. Combine the vinegar and 3/4 cup of the olive oil. Add the olives and garlic; set aside. In a nonstick skillet, heat the remaining 1/4 cup of oil and saute the pepper and onion lightly. Remove the pepper and onion with a slotted spoon and set aside.
2 Reheat the oil remaining in the skillet until very hot and sear the beef on all sides. Return the pepper and onion to the skillet with the meat. Pour the oil-and-vinegar mixture over the meat. Cook over medium to low heat, partially covered, for 20 minutes, or until the meat is tender.
Calypso Beans And Rice (arroz Y Habichuelas Calipso)INGREDIENTS:
1 tablespoon butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 3 cups cooked rice
3 cups cooked calypso beans salt to taste Curry powder to taste
1 Heat the butter and oil in a large skillet. Add the rice and beans. Saute over medium-high heat for 5 minutes. Season to taste.
2 Note: If calypso beans are unavailable use pink, black, or your favorite bean.
What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You???What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You??
What Your Favorite Color Red Says About You:
Ambitious --- Energetic --- Passionate
Spontaneous --- Attractive --- Inspiring
Seductive --- Powerful --- Addicting
What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?
Mind BlowingAs I am resting, A tall dark haired Man slides into my warm bed with me. He strokes my long blonde hair as I open my eyes to see that Beautiful Face.."Baby" he says and kisses me..softly. He caresses my smooth skin as he tugs my night shirt open. My breasts are exposed and my nipples errect. His soft lips and strong tongue slide down my neck while he almost devours me. He sucks on my nipples while I feel his tongue flail on my nipples..making me wet. He slides his hands across my already wet pussy and his fingers slide back and forth on my clit. I start to moan. He slides his body down and burries his face in between my legs. He starts to suck and lick my clit as I get wetter and begin to climax. I cum on his face and he keeps going..almost as if thats just fueling his tongue. His fingers start to slide in and out of me as I have a continual series of orgasms. His one finger slides in and out of my ass...and I cum again. He repositions himself so I am able to taste him in my mouth. Hi
Stuped CuntDragon Lady sent you Hot Wings
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"Choke down a few more of these and call me in the morning, Chunky!"
well not sure how to take pics with the comp that look good so this is the second best damn thes dum cunt sent me this and rated my pic a 1 whats up with that damn i hate people like that 1 day i hope she gets fat but damn that makes me so mad
thanks 4 looking ~LindaICE~
522If anyone could make me a morph, with my pic & one of Gwen Stefani's picture...I would love you forever! I'd even stick your profile link on my main page! :) xoxoxox
Quit My Job And Manny DiedI quit my job so my access to fubar will greatly be impeded. I will be on tomorrow as I apply for college and hope to get in. So ne questions you have will be answered then.
I killed Manny today. He was my baby. I had him for 10 almost 11 years. He wasn't getting ne better. I watched him die. I cried. I feel empty. I killed Manny. I love him. 10 years and he was the only man who never left me. I love you Manny.
Killer ConsequencesKiller Consequences
By Barry Shlachter
Now that horses can no longer be slaughtered for human consumption in the U.S., the horse industry is feeling the effects: experts point to a drop in the market, welfare groups are finding homes for more unwanted horses, but thousands more are heading for slaughter plants across the border.
Blowback from the U.S. horse slaughter industry's partial demise, says Ray Field, is flowing up the drive of his modest adoption operation, the Wild Horse Foundation, located just off a rural road in Central Texas.
While established to relocate feral horses born on federal lands, the foundation has been getting calls from sheriff's departments and individuals about abandoned and abused animals, says Field, its executive director and a burly man who describes himself as being caught in an increasingly frustrating tangle.
Field figures that 30,000 of the 100,000 horses that otherwise would have been trucked off by kill buyers would likely stay with
Major Bombing Needed!!I need major comment bombing and rates!!! PLEASE help me out !! :)
PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!!
New Tats Updateill have my new tat pics up on saturday.they are nautical stars on my neck.one will be on the left side is for my family and will be blood red and blue and the one on my left side of my neck is for country and will have a partial of the american flag in the star.2 things thati am dedicated to is my country and my family/friends . this is my first color tats. tell me what u think when i put them up. holla back lovely people
Poetry: "bitter Adversaries"Bitter Adversaries
Mind knows logically
Heart feels emotionally
The two battle constantly!
Mind must be right
Yet Heart won't give up its fight
Heart skips a beat...
Mind extolls all it's extensive knowledge
Heart can't compete
It hasn't a chance to even speak
But ohh the pain Heart feels...
Heart barely beats
it feels so weak...
Mind says "I told you so"
Heart Arrests...
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Mind feels the slow cold creeping of death
Mind learns to regret
Heart was right afterall!
If caught between Mind's advice and Heart's will...
Follow The Heart!
By: ~Wren~
Why Do Most Men And Women Don't Know About This Little Natural Pill And Keep Themselves Looking Young?I started it 10 years ago, I really didn't need it then either. Since 10 years ago, I still look in my late 20's. Guys mostly are the ones that ask how old am I, I tell them the truth and they call me a liar. Until I pull out my I.D. and show them and then I get the compliments.
I owe my 'Thanks' to the Men's Health Vitamins section, that I saw on a TV Commercial back 10 years ago. The miracle Fountain of Youth is called DHEA. Ladies and Gentlemen you can Google this and learn what DHEA can do for you.
It's just a shame, that most people my age especially 'men' look so old. I shake my head when guys write to me and I see their picture's I wonder why that they let the hands of time get to them.
I am into looking for things that helps our bodies stay young and cure most of our health problems by studying herbs, vitamins and minerals.
Once my Father told me that Copper can bring back your normal hair color if you take it on a daily bases. I haven't needed it yet but may want t
To Every Guy Out ThereI'm sorry, I fucked up majorly. I'm a fucking piece of shit. Yall deserve better than me.
Contest Winners!Okay everyone, The contest has ended and as soon as a final decision is made on the 3rd place prize I will be posting the winners! Thank you to everyone who entered and Thank you to everyone who shows thier support to our troops daily!!!
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Feeling Frisky...lolWell, I am glad to have the friends I have. I have been lied to so much lately it's making me crazy.
I am bored right now. Anyone want to do my homework for me..lol It's really easy. *chokes*
He has moved out! YIPPEE!!! We started to be friends but it didn't turn out that way. Oh well...lol I am glad to have my freedom back again. So are my kids. They really didn't like him at all. I didn't realize how much and I think the kids opinion is very important.
Have you all looked at my new pics? I hope you do. I think you will really like them and if you could comment on them I would appreciate knowing how you feel about them. It took a lot for me to put them on there. *blushes* I want a man to cuddle with and have 3somes with and stuff. I miss the fun of sex. Ya know what I mean?
Welcome The Newest Addition To Fubar's Hottest Fam!!Welcome HPGKara to Fubar's Hottest Fam. Rate her, add her, fan her, crush her, love her up!!!! And tell her the Mogul sent ya! (Sorry I don't have the patience to make these with pretty graphics and a Bedazzler, just do it!! lol)
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So TrueWhy do we ((sleep)) in [[church]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] myspace bulletin,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
>>Think about it, are you going to repost this?
>>Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
>>Repost this as "so true"
>>80 % of you wont repost this.
>>The Lord said:
>>"If you deny me in front of your friends...
I will deny you in front of my father"
Another OneIt's worse than pokemon the number of social networking sites I'm now on. The glitter and the noises, they frighten me. The nightmares will begin soon.
More Questions :d1. Hi, my name is.... Alissa
2. Never in my life have I... eaten caviaar
3. The one person who can drive me nuts is... Emily...and my mom...so that's 2 but whatever.
4. High School is... well, it WAS fun lol
5. When I'm nervous... I talk...a lot (ok, more than usual, people WORK WITH ME!!) :D
6. The last time I cried was... I dunno...I forget.
7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man would be... Shell
8. My hair is... blonde and curly
9. When I was 4.... I fell and about completely severed my tongue lol
10. Last Christmas... was BUSY lol
11. I should be... finishing so many other things but I'm waiting for dinner to cool
12. My favorite thing to do is... nunya :D
13. The craziest recent event was... a whacky weekend :)
14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be... I'm kind of a combination between all of the girls on there. lol
15. By this time next year... I want to be in a better financial position than I am now (dit
8-13-07 AstrologyIt's the perfect time to make plans and get what you need to carry them out. Whether you're arranging a family reunion or something smaller, you can get it all together more quickly than you realize.
GreedIf you want it, I want it more.
That, my victims is greed.
You may say, I'm not a greedy person.
Yet you have this huge pile of posessions.
Don't lie to Vlad ...he knows
Some posessions you haven't taken out and played with in a long time right?
that's greed.
Never ForgetNever forget to tell the ones that you love that you love them when they are leaving. Even for the day. You never know if that is going to be the last time that you ever see them. I know, because 21 years ago my grandmother was taken to the hospital and the last thing that I told her the day that she was taken that I hated her and never wanted to see her again. She passed away on my birthday. I have never felt so bad in all my life. Even today, the people that I have become friends with on here and other sights, I will never tell another person that, even my ex wife. LIfe is too short and you never know when you are going to loose someone that you or someone that you may love. As the saying goes it is better to love, then to hate.
ReactionsSoft caresses and nibbles across her neck
His lips performing a dance on her skin
Her hands playing on his shoulders and chest
Muscles tightening as sensitive skin reacts
Laying on his back while she rises above him
Lowering he slides into her
Moving to their own rhythm
Passion taking over
Caresses mixed with hard thrusts
Culminating in the final explosion
Each one reaching their own release
Different reactions but together in the end
Created by SF
My Fubar Wife!!!Ok well I want a Fubar wife so this is how its goes!!
1)If you want to be my wife tell me why you would be a good one.
2)Must leave me a gift.
3)Must comment and rate all of my pic's!
4)Must rate my blogs and stash.
Thats it! Lets see who my wife is ganna be!
-----Jason Cursed Cowboy
For My FriendTake a couple seconds of your time and rate this pic PLEASE. It is a comment bombing contest so if you feel bored or loving leave 100 comments on it. Let me know when you hit 100 I'll come give you some love. Thanks to all the ladies that read the last bulletin and helped. No dudes helped though. I read it in another bulletin I can't remember who said it but helping out a dude doesn't make you gay it makes you real. So come give my boy Drew a little love he's behind.
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CrushesWTF MATE too many ppl just checked me out lol so i dont know who my new crush is :(
Abyss Of SurrenderYou open to me completely
And I fall into you
To the most sacred part
The passage to your femininity
Embracing me and holding
Grasping and letting go
Pulling me ever deeper
With abandoned urgings
To fill you and carry you
Over the threshold to your heart.
You enter me completely
Stretching and filling my body
And being with your hardness
Tasting the masculine scent
With each thrust and exclamation
Your hands gently on my face
Sweat dripping from your chin
Eyes locked in the embrace of smiles
We climb the mountain together
Into the abyss of surrender.
QuestionIs there a law against killing insects? I'm just wondering because it seems that a million and a half crickets have decided to take up residency right outside my window.
Is insectocide a genocide in disguise?
AND is there anyway to get rid of them even though technically it's their territory I'm about to claim as my cricket murder/burial ground?
+fantastical Rantage....Ok, you've got your typical fantasy pictures. They're everywhere : The fairy perched on a mushroom, the goddess with a wand, the woman with the cauldron in front of a sleeping dragon, blablabla..
Why don't they ever make a fantasy themed picture with a Black woman in it? They rarely ever make them with Asian women, but they're at least OUT there.
On the subject of Black women in fantasy pics, I've seen ONE....and it was homemade and lame. The only 'fantasy' pictures I've seen with Black/mulatto women were musical, or related to drugs, or from the 70s.
SOME one PLEASE prove me wrong?!?!? Pleeeease? I must just not be looking in the right places..or speaking from a newb's perspective...+
.boring.day.so.
i liked my 'away' from the net time.
it was quite...refreshing.
of course...its not like my brain worked on a greater level or anything...*laughs*
but still...the break was nice.
today was the kidlets first day of school.
hadda go to bed early *grumble*
hadda get up early *grumble*
make lunches
make sure kids did the whole shabang
ate breakfast
brushed teeth
brushed hair
remembered lunch
remembered backpacks...
drove em to school...
checked in at the office to see which classrooms they'd be in...
got a lil tour of the campus...
chatted with Meems teacher who is absolutely delightful...
stayed with Peanut cuz she was kinda scared...n looked like she might cry...and me being me...i couldnt just leave her like that...
so i stayed for a bit...in the back of the classroom...with some of the other moms...
its her first male teacher...
and she thought the kids were gonna be mean to her...cuz frankly...they were at her other school
which i never really got...cu
GirlfriendMusic Video:GIRLFRIEND (by Avril Lavigne)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com
I Just Love Youi..
..love
you..
..with
every fiber of my being..
.
every aspect of my entity..
.
..my heart is a
comfortable inhabitant..
..of your
divinity..
..a beautiful vicinity..
________
my..emotions get the best of me..
but that's just..
natural femininity..
you handle me..
..gently, but
with such masculinity..
________
you..are the source of my..pulse..
the reason my heart beats periodically..
you..nurture my lungs..and keep me..
breathing methodically...
________
my heart was once helpless..
almost like infancy..
but you..
willingly cradled it..
with a considerable instancy...
.
..i
love..
..you
with..
every strand of my presence..
.
every sector of my lifespan..
.
and learning of every
deep thought
living in each crevice
of your brain..
is my life plan..
________
there's..no way to..possibly calculate..
the many ways
in which..our souls relate..
our love is impossible to
desecrate..
.
too complicated to decipher the
literal terms..
that
(hadith) Human BellyThe sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him)
"A human being has not filled any vessel which is worse than a belly. Enough for the son of Adam are some mouthfuls which can keep his back straight: but if there is no escape he should fill it a third with food, a third with drink, and leave a third for breath."
Al Tirmidhi Hadith No. 1355 Narrated Al-Miqdam ibn Ma`dikarib
For AmandaLove you with all my heart sweetpea, you will get through this and be stronger than ever!
Lingerielusciously, i..plant a moist kiss on you..capable
of lighting your fire...your..
unrestrained desire..leads to the removal of your attire...you smell my
neck, misted with the scent that you most admire...in my eyes, you
gaze.you know i can take you higher..i never cease to amaze...you always take..
initiative..but of course..it's just one of mans ways..it's your..
nature to..require..only the best...you
gradually acquire..all that you aspire..but not prior..to
indulging lustfully in my delectable curves...dabbling at my
navel..nibbling at my waist, as if it were an hors d'oeuvre [or-derve]..showing my..
tender thighs..the affection they deserve...our heavenly..
harmony brings relaxation to my nerves...our kisses are..
impassioned..call me old fashioned..but i enjoy fore play...it's a..
scrumptious way..to stay sane..after a sore day...
lechery is'nt a crime...i'm...
inclined to do as i please to cause our pleasure to intensly climb...this..
neglige is increasing m
Muh Life....iS G0iN GREAT RiTE N0W...GREAT FAMiLy, DAD iS H0ME FR0M iRAQ, NiECE iS GETTiNG BiG...&& yEP..GETTiNG MARRRRRRRRiED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yAy
Members In Contestsmembers in a contest. all SCF Bombers plz bomb
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HeheOkay so I'm bored and I'm lurking in the mumms and there was one about monkey shit and it got me thinking...
What would I do if I was taking a shit in the stall of a public restroom and the woman next to me, clears her throat and says excuse me... sorry to bother, but do you think you could spare some toilet paper?
Do I not say a word as my ass is shooting out uncontrollable sounds and horrid smells and hand her a bundle under the stall?
OR
Do I pretend I don't hear her, hurry with my doodoo, wash my hands quickly and run from the restroom, vowing that for the rest of my natural born life I will never, EVER shit in a public restroom again?
Monday NightSo I sit here tonight ten minutes before the Bronco's Pre Season Kick off and think of my day.
Have you ever had a boss, (Yes that's person over you) screw something up so bad that his boss calls you directly and asks you to take over these projects. This college kid they hired to be my boss, Came out of high school, Went to college and took his degree to the procurement off ice paying bills. This in my bosses eyes qualified him to Run a Mechanical Department.
But everytime the shit hits the fan his higher ups call me direct and leave him in the dark until I brief him. I am thinking I should ask for a raise.
.............................................
NFL Football
Is upon us. Let it be known I have two favorite teams, The Broncos and The Chargers. Two teams same division. I like to cover my bets. Last night I saw The Chargers come out with a GREAT first string Drive. And a great effort from the back up ranks. I disagree with the replacement of Schottenheimer with Turn
Entering A ContestWho's gonna help me?
I've helped a lot of people here, now it's time to return the love!
Fan, rate and add her first before you can comment bomb:
*SEXYGIRLBLONDE*OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar
I really need some help on this one... When the contest starts, I will post another blog & bulletin w/ my pic link.
Thanks everyone!!
Lee
This Is SadMonth one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a Girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month
Alright I Have Had EnoughI am really not liking ft. jackson... I am no where close of being healed to get to where i need to be.... I am taking my ait classes hooah!!! i am tired.. I am missing my kids something feirce needing sex something horrid... lol.... and no telling what else...
I Got Them...and early! I bought 250 business cards off of vistaprints.com. I have never used that company and I got a great discount thru an email. I will use that company again! They look great! I can't wait to set them up on my station and hand them out at events. It will be so nice to not have to write my name in the corner of the salon-offered cards. I forget who it was but thanks for giving me the advice.
Only 50 Minutes To Go And Im Only 3 Rates Behind You Dont Need To Comment Just A Single RateIm in a support the troops contest ends in less then 50 minutes please come by and just rate the pic you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today
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I just want to say thanks to every one
who helped me in this contest and want
to say ill help you in any way just ask
Please tell your friends
Thanks so much
Fubar RocksSo here I am, just ridin the wave of learning how to do this..am sure i can handle it...so I think...lol...wish me luck
Baddman(part 2)PLZ READ PART 1 first THANK YOU!!!!!
ok.....here i am again....
i dont wanna become the man i have become wat i want is the to be the man thats on my profile,wat i want is to find my soul mate the women who makes me happy, the women who makes me jealous,such an ugly word and a terrible thing but its part of love take it or leave it, as well as the pain that brings tears to our eyes....i wanna find the one i can wipe those tears b4 they role off her cheak... the tears i dont wanna cuz r the real tears... Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. i have cuzed these tears i believe and i believe the damage has been done time n time again....
men have tears which i have recently discovered and not that of just their children but of a another one that might of been their soul mate their rib that was taken to create the woman the most beautifullest thing god has ever created.....we r all beautiful in our o
Baddman(part 1)I have been told i am a Badd Badd Man....
and she is so true...
i have been told im a pig where i am not
i'm a dogg,thats y i ware the dogg morph
if u havent notice....
to start this out i think u all should know
2002 my ex wife took wat ment so much to me
those were my babies....that is where it all beggins...i had to get them out of my head the
best i knew how and that didnt even work...
but here goes..i started on AOL n Yahoo meet anormous amounts of women hopeiing to free my mind of my children,never thought about wat i was really doing or who iwas really hurting...i try not to lie in my ventures but shit happens..i thrived on poisoning the brains of women and steeling their hearts just to get into their panties and help me forget wat ment the most to me....i recently then started a book thinking i could make tons of money off wat i was doing...but...in the behalf of women so they would know wat to really look for...but at the same time i was going to make it a double b
New RecruiterI have elected a new recruiter today...she won't know it until she sees this :P hehehe
shortandsweet*fu-bombers family*@ fubar
Little Chocolate Creams Like My Mother Used To MakeLittle Chocolate Creams Like My Mother Used to Make
Here's an easy but deliciously decadent way to get that much-needed chocolate fix. Don't forget to obey the instructions: Serve these little creams with crisp cookies.
Credit: I Want Chocolate! by Trish Deseine
Servings: 6
Ingredients:
* 5 eggs
* 1/3 cup sugar
* 2 cups milk
* 4 ounces best-quality dark chocolate, chopped into small pieces
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Place the eggs and sugar into a mixing bowl and beat lightly. Bring the milk almost to a boil, pour it over the chocolate and mix well.
Gradually add the chocolate mixture to the eggs.
Pour the creamy mixture into little bowls or ramekins. Place them in a gratin dish or baking pan and fill it with hot water to the halfway mark.
Place in the oven and cook for 15 to 20 minutes. Leave to cool and serve with thin, crisp cookies.
Need 2 Know How 2 Rate A Page, Add Or Fan Someone?On the right side of every profile is a box w/10 or 11(if u have vic) cherries.
It's not polite to rate less than 10.
(fubar etiquette)
This is an Alert box (My Bar Tab):
Located on the top left of your home page.
Click on "see all" to view all alerts.
On the left side of the person's profile, under the Alerts box (My Bar Tab) is where u will find the following...
Want profile views? New friends? Ratings?
Click Here 2 Add a blast!
When a member buys a blast they rotate at the top right of everyone's profile.
That is all!
Any questions?
Just ask :)
No Going BackI can’t see the truth anymore,
The faces around me all smile,
Hidden behind masks,
That are warped and vile,
I was pushed aside,
I was thrown onto the sidelines,
But I’m claiming my life back now,
Ignoring the accusations against my crimes,
Let me go, there’s no turning back,
I fought myself free,
I didn’t want to have to do this,
This isn’t how I thought it would be,
But who will care now?
No one can change the darkness I am,
I fight and shout I have changed,
I do what’s wrong only because I can,
The more you push,
The more I draw away,
Nothing can make me return,
Least of all the words you say,
I try to bend the rules,
I try and turn truths to lies,
I don’t care what you think,
I don’t care who lives and who dies,
I was pushed aside,
I was ignored and forgotten,
You made me doubt myself,
I became unbegotten,
But we can’t take it all away,
It’s happened and it can’t be changed,
I will not back down,
Until I have tasted reve
Don't Know WhyI have come to always ask myself why a fireman like myself can save everyone but when it comes to your own people ,why can't we save our own ... I understand that it is a doctor's job... but it makes you feel so left out because there is nothing you can do to save your own family member.. And it hurts so bad inside!!:((
My dads heart stopped 5-6 times to day and we got him back .... thank god but the feeling of not being able to do anything fucking suck because inside is like saying come on you can do this your a strong man.. but the other half just says I no your weak and tired of the hospitals .... It is like a war inside of me right now wondering what is going to happen to my dad now ....
This Is So SadI just got this in a bulletin, thank to the person who sent it. If you have kids, grandkids and have a heart, you will find this heartbreaking too. heres what the bulletin said ...
While I sit here in tears for this poor baby girl I say bring that jackass to north carolina and we'll show him how we deal with child abusers! He was lucky enough to be brought into the life of a beautiful child!!! This should not have happened!! He so deserves the death penalty as someone else posted b4 me. Poor Baby! My heart goes out to her father. Noone should have to come home to that~! ~Amaris~ aka Chrissy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWow42TCwzg
THE ASSHOLE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE DEATH SENTENCE!!!!
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My Son Travis Was Hurthe is 18 and he was with his gf emily last night...he got jumped by 3 guys and they knocked him out and broke his nose really bad...he is going to have to have surgery...he was defending his gf honour...what cowards to do this to him...he already has a cast on for a broken hand...they knocked him out in the middle of the street by kicking him in the head...then dragged him knocked out off the road...I spent most of the night in the hospital..thank God he is going to be okay..he could have been killed...what cowards to do this to my son.
it scared the hell out of me...the police showed up at my door and said your son has been the victim of an assault...and that I need to get to the hospital.
41 Facts, 21 SecretsToday-
-----------
1. Talk to a boy/girl you like?
yes
2. Learn anything new?
not yet...
3. Talk to an ex?
no
4. Miss someone?
yea
-Last Person Who-
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5. Laid in your bed?
My hubby
6. Made you cry?
my mom
7. You went to the movies with?
my hubby...saw Rush Hour 3...which was awesone!!!
8. Went to the mall with you?
Dana, Ben, her kids and my lil girl
10. Who Made you laugh?
My brother
11. Said they loved you?
my hubby and lil girl
General stuff--
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16. Favorite location?
Massachusetts
18. Who are you most scared of?
Life....
19. Who do you want to get married to?
I'm already married
21. Does anyone like you?
I'm sure there's someone that does
22. Do you like being around people?
yeah
24. Are you lonely right now?
no
25. Song stuck in your head?
Bartender
26. Been on radio/TV?
nope
28. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
yea
29. What color shirt do y
I WouldIf I could have whatever I longed for,
I would ask for something never asked for before,
I would ask to be saved from life, be delivered to death,
To finally expel my final breath,
I would ask to be taken away from this place that I hate,
To finally be positioned outside of sweet death’s gate,
I would long to be away from those who I didn’t know,
To finally be swept down a crystal river that will always flow,
I would long to be cured of the emotions I feel,
To finally rest and become unreal,
I would plead to bathe in a lake of my tears,
To finally be free of my guilt and my fears,
I would plead to eat meals of bones and drink cups full of blood,
To finally be accepted and belong for good,
I would die to be free from my design,
To finally ignore my final deadline,
I would die to be blind and never see,
I would die just to be free.
What Makes A Great Person?Just what makes a Great person? A great Leader? A Great Lover?
This is what I think, but I want to know what YOU think!
A great person:
A great person, for me, is one who has no fear and no regret. They are compassionate to all people and equally patient with those who resist unjustly.
A Great Leader:
He/She should care equally about all people in all nations, not just the country assigned to that person. They should care about all opinions and follow only their own reasoning powers. They shouldn't fall to black mail, or crush under pressure and should be fair but just.
A Great lover:
A great Lover is someone who, to me, is sensitive and strong, who is willing to defy the odds to win. Someone who will always suprise you and never leave you. Someone who should care about you with all their heart.
Family Values Tour AtlWell, the morning started out pretty good, except for having to clean out the back seat of the car I was barrowing from a friend. You know..if you are gonna lend...nevermind...heh..it wasnt that big of a deal.. ONWARD!...Waiting on my friend Scott to arrive which he does a little later than aggreed apon...still no biggie. Stop in Augusta to pic up my brother and a few other friends. HA!..this is fucking funny...my mom has TAKEN my brothers ticket with her by accident..so we are beating my sisters door down like gangbusters...Ticket located. Onward!...You know the great thing about road trips with friends...looking back on the old days. NONE OF US shut up the entire trip from Augusta to Atlanta, it was great. Alot of "hey, remember when we...."...good times. Alright, we have arrived in Atlanta....now where the hell do we go from here. Navagational duties have been given to my bro....we get lost...in a not so friendly looking section of the ATL. Again...no big deal. Thats why we
I Am A Real Biker,//updated Some..A BIKER IS SOMEONE WHO IS BORN WITH SOMETHING special. You have to be like the EXECUTIONER to Under stand it.
FEW CAN UNDERSTAND
A BIKER IS SOMEONE WHO STANDS FIRM FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES in,
AND FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE WILL FIGHT TO THE END or die in the process.
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE THIS IMAGE OF A BIKER BUT MANY OF THEM ARE WAY OFF BASE WHEN THEY THINK BIKER THEY THINK ROUGH AND TOUGH ....... MEAN AND NASTY........ HEARTLESS AND COLD
TO THOSE PEOPLE I SAY you are WRONG YOU have no clue. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS WHEN THAY MUST BE THAT WAY AND KNOWS HE MUST DEFEND HIMSELF WHEN NECESSARY.
A TRUE BIKER DOES NOT GO OUT AND PROVOKE TROUBBLE.
THE NEW BREED OF SO CALLED BIKERS ARE TRULY
LOST AND CLUELESS.
THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE RULES AND CODES SO MANY HAVE LIVED BY FOR ALL THESE YEARS NOW.
A TRUE BIKER KNOWS IT IS NOT ABOUT THE COLORS YOU FLY OR THE KINDA BIKE YOU RIDE.
IT IS ABOUT HEART & SOUL & FREEDOM & FAMILY most of all honor and the code OF T
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Got To Get You Into My LifeI was alone, I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find there
Another road where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
You didn't run, you didn't hide
You know i wanted just to hold you
And had you gone, you knew in time
We'd meet again for I had told you
Ooo, you were meant to be near me
Ooo, and I want you to hear me
Say we'll be together every day
Got to get you into my life
What can I do, what can I be
When I'm with you I want to stay there
If I'm true I'll never leave
And if I do I know the way there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
Got to get you into my life
I was alone, I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find there
Another road where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day
Mr.fubar ContestWell i entered my first contest just to prove to myself something(sigh),So far i had 43 comment,and i been asking somefriend to commeent bomb my picture.Some friends,Oh well can't force them to help anyways.I guess i always will fail in life.I entered some contest in my life thou,like the art contest,and still i lose.I guess i have no winner soul in me.Oh well thanks to the people that did comment on my picture,but i guess i'll just give up and leave it alone.Anyways here the link to my picture contest if you want to comment bomb it,and rate it.
Just click on it and it'll take you their.Thank and i a preciate the help.
Got To Get You Into My LifeI was alone, I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find there
Another road where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
You didn't run, you didn't hide
You know i wanted just to hold you
And had you gone, you knew in time
We'd meet again for I had told you
Ooo, you were meant to be near me
Ooo, and I want you to hear me
Say we'll be together every day
Got to get you into my life
What can I do, what can I be
When I'm with you I want to stay there
If I'm true I'll never leave
And if I do I know the way there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day of my life
Got to get you into my life
I was alone, I took a ride
I didn't know what I would find there
Another road where maybe I
could see another kind of mind there
Ooo, then I suddenly see you
Ooo, did I tell you I need you
Every single day
Gooday SunshineGood day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
I need to laugh, and when the sun is out
I've got something I can laugh about
I feel good, in a special way
I'm in love and it's a sunny day
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
We take a walk, the sun is shining down
Burns my feet as they touch the ground
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Then we lie beneath a shady tree
I love her and she's loving me
She feels good, she know she's looking fine
I'm so proud to know that she is mine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Contest Extended!OK well due to circumstances beyond my control, there was a period of time today that no one was able to bomb the pictures so I have decided to extend the contest. It will now end at 12:00 p.m. (Noon) EST on Friday, August 17th. Come show these people some love already!!!!
Esquire -
Donna (FuBar WIFE Of ChicaTgurl ~~Lady TxCowGirl) -
Chris (jokerLUVSboobs~RECRUITER of P.D.Y~ PANDORA'S PIMP) -
Kelbel -
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A Day In The LifeI read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
if he was from the House of Lords
I saw a film today oh, boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on.
Woke up, got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Ah
I read the news today oh, boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes
it takes
When I'm 64When I get older losing my hair
many years from now
will you still be sending me a valentine
birthday greeting, bottle of wine
If I'd been out till quarter to three
would you lock the door
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four
You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could stay with you
I could be handy mending a fuse
when your light have gone
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings, go for a ride
Doing the garden, digging the weeds
Who could ask for more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four
Every summer we can rent a cottage on the
Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line
stating point of view
indicate precisely what you mean to say
yours sincerely wasting away
Give me your answer fill in a form
mine forever more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'
Whoop Oh Yeah Momma Does The Happy DanceI just love this time of year. The kids are heading off to school tomorrow. oh yeah! thats a few hours a day to myself to do what I want without little bitty prying tattle tail eyes around. Oh yeah! doing nakie happy dance. oh yeah! oh yeah! oh yeah!
Think About Ityesterday is a wrinkle on your forehead
yesterday is a promise that you've broken
don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes
this is your life and today is all you've got now
yeah, and today is all you'll ever have
don't close your eyes
don't close your eyes
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
yesterday is a kid in the corner
yesterday is dead and over
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
don't close your eyes
don't close your eyes
don't close your eyes
don't close your eyes
this is your life are you who you want to be
this is your life are you who you want to be
this is your life, are you who you w
Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsPicture yourself on a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
and she's gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
that grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxies appear on the shores
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
and you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah
Picture yourself in a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the
With Alittle Help From My FriendsWhat would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not o sing out of key
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
What do I do when my love is away
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do I feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because you're on your own
No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
Do you need anybody
I need somebody to love
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to love
Would you believe in a love at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
I can't tell you but I know it's mine
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try
My Weekend With My Fubar Love!I was warned over and over again how misleading people are ont he internet... and how a lot of people have these horrible experiences! Some times I feel if we are 100% honest and knock the walls down, that good things can happen.
This weekend, August 10th... I met my soulmate in person. We had met here, on Fubar... and talked countless hours on the phone, on voice chat, cam to cam... all that... and really got to know each other. We were and still are amazed how compatible we are. I fell in love with him awhile ago, but this weekend seriously confirmed the love I have in my heart for this man. We decided to "not jump into bed" too fast and take things slow, easy. Making out was the plan! LOL Sure it led ELSEWHERE, but the respect was definitely there!! I had an amazing weekend with Michael AKA: "WOLFE"... and we really want this to fo further! Spending one weekend wasn't enough time... but it was enough time to know there is a solid bond between us that cannot be broken.
Getting MarriedI am so excited i found out last week that my uncle from out of state can marry me and my wonderful man....the hitch is it is going to be September 1st this year lol... talk about things going to be hectic to the beginging of next year lol....but it will all be worth it .... i have been waiting for this day for 2 years and now that it is here i couldn't be happier.... i know this was short and sweet but i just had the need to share for all those who are interested in reading about it..
Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Bandt was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
the act you've know for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
that the singers going to sing a some
And he wants you all the sing along
So may I introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
Your Crazy Ass!? ...........9,675,000,000 ppl in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? damn, I'm lucky! Send this to everyone you love.
get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for you
get 2 back - you have a couple true friends
get 3 back - you a'ight
get 4 back - your loved
get 5 back - your adored
get 6 or more - damn your a celebrity
In My LifeThere are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends
I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
there is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
In my life I love you more
MichelleMichelle, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you
that's all I want to say
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know you'll understand
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
I need to, I need to, I need to
I need to make you see
Oh, what you mean to me
Until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean
I love you
I want you, I want you, I want you
I think you know by now
I'll get to you some how
Until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
And I will say the only words I know that you'll understand
My Michelle
Blah BlahWell.. got the new weed wacker today . and holy hell is HUGE.. .. went like wild and did most of the yard .. and now my arms feel like they are jelly HAHAHA .. so if i type anything to you all and it kinda looks fulbed up . you know why LOL
Nowhere ManHe's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand
Ah, la, la, la, la
Doesn't have a point of view
knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
Ah, la, la, la, la
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Norwedian WoodI once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on a rug biding my time
drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said
"it's time for bed"
She told me she worked
in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't
and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone
This bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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Military Supporter Contest, Please Help!HEY MY FRIEND DJ SQUALL IS IN A CONTEST AND HE NEEDS SOME HELP! HES A REALLY NICE GUY AND A MARINE THAT FIGHTS FOR OUR COUNTRY! COME SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND BOMB HIM!!!!!! HELP HIM WITH THIS CONTEST!
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Drive My CarAsked a girl what she wanted to be
She said "baby can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you do something in between"
"Baby, you can drive my car
yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"
I told that girl that my prospects were good
And she said "baby it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine
But I can show you a better time"
"Baby, you can drive my car
yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"
Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah
"Baby, you can drive my car
yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you" br>
I told that girl I could start right away
And she said "listen baby I've got something to say
I got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I've found a driver and that's a start"
"Baby, you can drive my car
yes, I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you"
Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah
Beep beep mm bee
Long Tall SallyI'm gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John
he said he had the misery but he got a lot of fun
Baby, yeah now baby
Woo baby, some fun tonight
I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally
he saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley
Oh, baby, yeah now baby
Woo baby, some fun tonight
Well Long Tall Sally's built pretty sweet
She got everything that Uncle John need
Baby, yeah now baby
Woo baby, some fun tonight
Well, we're gonna have some fun tonight
have some fun tonight
Everything's all right
have some fun tonight
have some fun
yeah, yeah, yeah,
We're gonna have some fun tonight
have some fun tonight
Everything's all right
have some fun tonight
Yeah, we'll have some fun
some fun tonight
This BoyThat boy took my love away
Oh, he'll regret it some day
But this boy wants you back again
That boy isn't good for you
Though he may want you too
This boy wants you back again
Oh, and this boy would be happy
Just to love you, but oh, my, oh
That boy won't be happy
till he's seen you cry
This boy wouldn't mind the pain
Would always feel the same
If this boy gets you back again
This boy, this boy...
You Have My Wrath ...I am utterly filthy on that biological thing which is my father. I just found something out that makes me so angry and upset.
I am rather close with my mother and I worry about her so much. she told me something this morning that made my jaw drop! She told me that, all together there was less than $16,000 left in the bank account... and that my old man had pissed away all their money on failed business ventures, most recently pissing away over $100,000 on shares for an oil company which has pretty much gone bust, hence loosing just about all the money. and the thing thats gets me to me so bad is, she is 60 years old and works up to seven days a week to pay the bills and put food on the table, yet he sits on his arse and has been retired for over 15 years.
oh I cannot even begin to describe how much this hurts me! I live here right now to help out financially already giving over half my pay check under the table too her. he even made her work through cancer! she is old now, she i
TattoosLeg tattoo ideal
ice look to finish up sleeve
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Rip Spc PenrodSoldier Killed
Reported by: Charles Vance/WCIA 3
Monday, Aug 13, 2007 @04:06pm CST
Another Illinois serviceman has been killed in Iraq.
Twenty-four-year-old Spc. Justin Penrod of Mahomet was killed with several other men when an IED exploded in a building he was searching.
This was Penrod's second tour in Iraq.
His family said Penrod was a family man who loved his wife Christina and eight-month-old son, Colin.
They said it was that love for them that pushed him to reenlist in the army and serve a second tour in Iraq so that he could make the money they needed for a good life.
"He wanted to make his family proud and i believe Justin did that," said his Stepmother, Diana Penrod. "Justin loved his country He knew going into this what he had to face. He knew the consequences."
Penrod's long time friend and neighbor, John Scott said he still can't believe he is gone but he knows deep down that Justin is alright.
"I'm taking it as Justin is still running around out here with
RevolutionYou say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all ri
World War IiiWORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
"See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
You Really Got A Hold On MeI don't like you
But I love you
See that I'm always
thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh,
you treat me badly
I love you madly
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I don't want you,
but I need you
Don't want to kiss you
but I need you
Oh, oh, oh
you do me wrong now
my love is strong now
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
I want to leave you
don't want to stay here
Don't want to spend
another day here
Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now
I just can quit now
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
You really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me
VacationAy ya'll, I'm just tryna get away for about a week. Not really a vacation, just need to think and spend time in a different environment. I don't really even want to do nothing while I'm there, I just don't wanna be fucked with by anyone...police especially.
I already have credit with airtran and a hookup on a hotel.... just need a place to go. I wanna keep it in the US because I don't wanna wait on a passport.
I'm thinking about some where with a beach, never been to miami.
suggestions welcome
Thanks in advance
Roll Over BeethovenWell gonna write a little letter
Gonna mail it to my local D.J.
It's a rockin' little record
I want my jockey to play
Roll over Beethoven
I gotta hear it again today
You know my temperature's risin'
and the jukebox's blowin' a fuse
My hearts beatin' rhythm
and my soul keeps singing the blues
Roll over Beethoven
and tell Tchaikovsky the news
I got a rockin' pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I got it off the writer
sittin' down by the rhythm review
Roll over Beethoven
we're rockin' in two by two
Well if you fell you like it
Well get your lover and reel and rock it
roll it over and move on up
just jump around and reel and rock it
roll it over
Roll over Beethoven
a rockin' in two by two , oh
Well early in the mornin'
I'm a givin' you the warnin'
Don't you step on my blue suede showes
Hey little little
gonna play my fiddle
Ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethoven
and tell Tchaikovsky the news
You know she winks like a glow wo
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Mr PostmanOh yes, wait just a minute mister postman
Wait, wait mister postman
(Mister postman look and see) oh yeah
(If there's a letter in the bag for me)
Please mister postman
(I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah
(Since I heard from that gal of mine)
There must be some mail today
From my girlfriend so far away
Please mister postman look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me
I've been standing here waiting Mister Postman
So patiently for just a card
or just a letter
Saying she's returning home to me
Please Mister Postman
(Mister postman look and see) oh yeah
(If there's a letter in the bag for me)Please mister postman
(I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah
(Since I heard from that gal of mine)
So many days you past me by
See the tears standing in my eye
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a card or letter
Mister Postman, look and see
Is there a letter, yeah, for me
I've been waiting such a long long time
Since I heard fr
I Am Adding Naughties At Lvl 15I am going to adding naughties at lvl 15 and every five levels after that I am hoping that this will get things rolling for me lol. Please help me get some up on Wednesday.
About Me:I am what I am... true to myself, looking for just the right person and having fun until I figure out who that is. I am a student of history, just finishing up on my Master's degree in history, (yes even old people go back to school, try it you will like it!!!)...
Some things are worth trying once, some worth trying twice...
Till There Was YouThere were bells on a hill
But I never heard them ringing
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was you
There were birds in the sky
But I never saw them winging
No, I never saw them at all
Till there was you
Then there was music and wonderful roses
they tell me in in sweet fragrant meadows
of dawn and dew
There was love all around
But I never heard it singing
No I never heard it at all
Till there was you
Then there was music and wonderful roses
they tell me in sweet fragrant meadows
of dawn and dew
There was love all around
But I never heard it singing
No I never heard it at all
Till there was you
Till there was you
All My LovingClose your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my loving to you
I'll pretend that I'm kissing
The lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my loving to you
All my loving, I will send to you
All my loving, darling I'll be true
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my loving to you
All my loving, I will send to you
All my loving, darling I'll be true
All my loving, All my loving
Woo, all my loving, I will send to you
My StashDoes anyone have any good ideas for me to go look for stuff 4 my stash?
All I Gotta DoWhenever I want you around yeh
All I gotta do
Is call you on the phone
and you'll come running home
Yeh that's all I gotta do
And when I, I wanna kiss you yeh
All I gotta do
Is whisper in your ear
the words you want to hear
and I'll be kissing you
And the same goes for me
whenever you want me at all
I'll be here yes I will
whenever you can
You just gotta call on me, yeh
you just gotta call on me
And when I, I wanna kiss you, yeh
All I got to do
Is call you on the phone
and you'll come running how
yeh, that's all I gotta do
And the same goes for me
whenever you want me at all
I'll be here yes I will
whenever you can
You just gotta call on me, yeh
you just gotta call on me
oh, you just gotta call on me
Ooh, ooh
For The Backstabberso it has happend.....
someone on here has actually pissed me completely off and i can not wait to hear what you have to say about it.....
I considered a man on this site a close friend of mine and we had some very good times together talking and chatting it up with the ladies and just us together....
I called this guy brother....
It did not take long for things to come between us after we had just gotten so close. my friends warned me he was not good for me and would turn his back on me and i told them i disagreed and stood up for him....
well recently i have come to find out that this guy has stabbed me completely in the back and said that i should be deleted for things i was doing on here....check fat sonnys blog if you wish to know what this is....
But now i have a few words to say about this slimy so called friend of mine....
when i saw what you said i was appalled and i wish that you where close enough for me to deck in the face when i saw that cuz it would
It Wont Be LongIt won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you
Every night when everybody has fun
Here am I sitting all on my own
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you
Since you left me, I'm so alone
Now you're coming, you're coming on home
I'll be good like I know I should
You're coming home, you're coming home
Every night the tears come down from my eyes
Every day I've done nothing but cry
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you
Since you left me, I'm so alone
Now you're coming, you're coming on home
I'll be good like I know I should
You're coming home, you're coming home
So every day we'll be happy I know
Not I know that you won't leave me no more
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, yeh
It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you, woo
1+1=0The monster has reared its ugly head once again
Ripping at your heart with its best intentions
Plugging into your soul
Draining you
Tapping in like a warm connector
But when the story’s told
And the truth is known
The beast shall once again
Remain alone
Flattery means nothing
When your angel’s flown away
Presiding in her chaste, majestic glory
A touch of the hand
A glimpse into the soul
Bitter and tainted
Weary and old
What were you thinking?
What have you done?
Now it is finished
What I thought had begun.
The Long And Winding RoadThe long and winding road
that leads to your door
will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me her
Lead me to you door
The wild and windy night
that the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears
crying for the day
Why leave me standing here
let me know the way
Many times I've been alone
and many times I've cried
Any way you'll never know
the many ways I've tried
But still they lead me back
to the long winding road
You left me standing here
a long long time ago
Don't leave me waiting here
lead me to your door
But still they lead me back
to the long winding road
You left me standing here
a long long time ago
Don't leave me waiting here
lead me to your door
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let It BeWhen I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right it front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be
And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Let it be
For though they may be parted there is
still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
yeah, there will be an answer
Let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it be
And when the night is cloudy
There is still a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow
Let it be
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
The
Come TogetherHere come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew jew eyeballs
He want holy rollers
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is
You got to be free
Come together, right now
Over me
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knees
Hold you in his armchair
You can feel his disease
Come together, right now
Over me
He roller coaster
He got early warning
He got muddy water
He one Mojo filter
He say one and one and one is three
Got to be good looking
'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now
Over me
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come together, yeah
Come toget
Some ThingSomething in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around and it may show
I don't know, I don't know
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
Caption It | Vol.1 | 001RFB’s Weekly Photo Blog
Caption It
The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog each week for a new photo.
2. Comment with a caption.
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
Less Than 2 And A Half Hours To Go I Just Need You To Rate My Pic Link Is BelowIm in a support the troops contest it ends today at 6:00pm pacific time please come by and at least rate my pic and comment of you want as many times as you want to you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today
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I just want to say thanks to every one
who helped me in this contest and want
to say ill help you in any way just ask
Please tell your friends
Get BackJo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
for some California grass
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back Jo Jo
Go home
Get back, get back
Back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Back to where you once belonged
Get back Jo
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back Loretta
Ah, get back
Yeah, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Yeah get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, Ooo
[Past Masters/single version only:
Get back, Loretta,
Your mommy's waiting for you,
Wearin' her high heel shoes and her low neck sweater,
Get back home, Loretta
Get bac
What The F*#kI know this is gonna sound harsh but I don't give a fuck. If you've ever read my page you would know that. And to the 10 people that have read it thank you. Now then I would like to start by saying that I love talking to everyone on here and I'm glad that so many people have felt they could share their stories and their problems with me. I don't mind at all, really if I can help just one person through a tough time or just give them a virtual shoulder to cry on then I feel I have helped the world in the best way I can. But, and theres always a but, I don't need drama, people getting mad, boyfriends looking on my page, (if you don't trust your girl take it up with her not me.) I have enough problems. I don't need stalkers, or anyone getting pissy with me. I see things in people that most never would notice till its to late. No matter what you believe 99 percent of the time somewhere down the road you'll find out I was right. Sorry it's a gift I was born with. If you don't believe I can
Hey JudeHey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
The you begin to make it better
And anytime you feel the pain
Hey Jude refrain
don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Na na na na na
na na na na
Hey Jude don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let get into your heart
then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Na na na na na
na na na na yeah
Hey Jude
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you can begin
Lady MadonnaLady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who find the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs
See how they run
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
Wonders how you manage to feed the rest
Pa pa pa pa...
See how they run
Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head
Tuesday afternoon is never ending
Wednesday morning papers didn't come
Thursday night you stocking needed mending
See how they run
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Hello GoodbyeYou say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello
Hela, heba helloa
Hela, heba helloa
All You Need Is LoveLove, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy
There's nothing you can make that can't me made
No one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
There's nothing you can know that isn't known
Nothing you can see that isn't shown
No where you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
It's easy
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
That
Something I Read...I am a COP
Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong.
You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup.
You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles.
You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you.
You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve.
You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving f
Self-examinationGENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?"
SELF-EXAMINATION:
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard
stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, spinning classes (whatever that is) and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, get your ass over here!"
Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you should be in drag, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and
Penny LanePenny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
of every head he's had the pleasure to know
And all the people that come and go stop to say hello
On the corner is a banker with a motor car
the little children laugh at him behind his back
And the banker never wears a "mac" in the pouring rain
Very strange
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit and meanwhile back in
Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen
He likes to keep his fire engine clean
It's clean machine
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Full of fish and finger pies
in summer meanwhile back
Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
And though she feels as if she's in a play
She is anyway
Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer
We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim
And then the fireman rushes in from the pouring rain
very strange
IronicIt seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me
Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be
But there are facts in our lives
We can never change
Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same
This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind
Id live a thousand lives
Each one with you right by my side
But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance
And so it seems like well never have the chance
Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny
And you cant move on even though you try
Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel
I wish this could be real
Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you dont want to face whats wrong or right
Aint it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart
Sometimes I think that a true love can never be
I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me
Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain
And I dont think that I could face it all again
I barely
Eleanor RigbyAh, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice
in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face
that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Father McKenzie, writing the words
of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks
in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church
and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt
from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they
Cancer On 08/14/07Cancer
June 22 - July 22
08/14/2007
It's the tiniest details that make the day special, and your eye for perfection is sharp. If you're making art or planning something special, you should be able to pull it off in a truly spectacular fashion!
To All My Friends And FamilyHey everyone, I want to thank everyone who has helped me in the contest Ive entered. Especially wildcat and her friends and also Fade and his friends and Family. They have been a trmendous help.
Im still in need of some bombing so this contest can end. Anyone who can come over and bomb for me will be much appreciated. Here is the link to the contest. Just click on the pic.
Caption It (the Beginning)RFB’s Weekly Photo Blog
Caption It – The beginning…
I use to participate in a weekly photo blog on “that other site” a while back and it was always a lot of fun so I have decided to create my own. I don’t have a huge blog following, but those of you who do read my blogs are a riot and I know you will enjoy this. So… the name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple.
1. Check out this blog each week for a new photo.
2. Comment with a caption.
You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like.
If I can get enough people into it I will start awarding gifts for the best caption every week as voted on by the blog participants.
xoxo
K.
Yellow SubmarineIn the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
in our yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
(Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Sgt.
Cut the cable, drop the cable
Aye, Sir, aye
Captain, captain)
As we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow subm
Paperback WriterPaperback writer
Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book
It took me years to write, will you take a look
based on a novel by a man named Lear
and I need a job
so I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job
But he want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it 'round
and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return if you can send it here
But I need a break
and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Light A Candle, Pray, Etc. For Me....Repeat,(from my bulletin) If I do not find a job SOON, I will resort to living with late bf's daughter. She does not like stuff like this on her puter. Not sure if there is room for this one.
So my time will be extremely limited on computer.
So..light a candle in aid to find employment, for me and son. Pray, etc.
Appreciate you all in advance!
We Can Work It OutTry to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on
While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that or love may soon be gone
We can work it out
We can work it out
Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's all right
Think of what I'm saying
We can work it out and get it straight or say good night
We can work it out
We can work it out
Life is very short and there's no time
for fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Try to see it my way
Only time will tell of I am right or I am wrong
While you see it your
There's a chance we might fall apart before too long
We can work it out
We can work it out
Life is very short and there's no time
for fussing and fighting, my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
So I will ask you once again
Think of what you're saying
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's all right
Think o
Birthday: July 7thYour Birthdate: July 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July
Day TripperGot a good reason
for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
for taking the easy way out now
She was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
and I found out
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there, now
She was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
and I found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tried to please her
She only played one night stand
Tried to please her
She only played one night stand, now
She was a day tripper
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
and I found out
Day tripper, day tripper, yeah
Eight Days A WeekOoo I need your love, babe
guess you know it's true
Hope you need my love babe
just like I need you
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
I ain't got nothing but love, babe
Eight days a week
Love you every day, girl
always on my mind
One think I can say, girl
love you all the time
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
I ain't got nothing but love, girl
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
I love you
Eight days a week
is not enough to show I care
Ooo I need your love, babe
guess you know it's true
Hope you need my love babe
just like I need you
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
I ain't got nothing but love, babe
Eight days a week
Love you every day, girl
always on my mind
One think I can say girl
love you all the time
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me
I ain't got nothing but love, babe
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
Misty LoverSteal quietly across my windowsill
ease yourself upon my soul
cover me with your veil of love
so warm, so moist and so gentle
Lay my dreams on banks of passion
cause my thighs to capture dew
place soft droplets of nature’s kisses
upon ivory orbs and yearning roses
Lick soft my tender crimson buds
from pink to red please make them swell
spread soft my petals of pleasure
that I may blossom with a garden of sighs
Let me taste your delivered dampness
across lips embellished with fire
suckle my tongue with caring night winds
till it mimics the cricket’s yell
Widen my legs for more than a moment
I beg you to enhance this twilight dream
douse me with your airborne waters of love
and turn my honey into cream
Some People Need To Learn EnglishI really don't have all that much to say that is "special" or "earth shattering", but I do want to get one thing off of my chest. If you don't know the difference between they're, there, and their then you should consider not commenting on anyone's pictures and appearing to be a totally illiterate bafoon. This goes for your and you're.
Here's a cheat sheet for some of you idiots out there - I suggest you copy and paste from my page. I know it's a long shot that you have mastered copy and paste, but I have to feel I am doing something to help out literacy on fubar.
"You're amazing!" - It's not "Your amazing". My amazing what?
"They're awesome!" - It's not "Their awesome". Whose awesome what?
"I don't know!" - It's not "I don't no". I can't for the life of me figure out a good example for this.
See the difference?
It would also be great if some of you READ what you post before clicking the submit button.
Thanks for helping improve fubar literacy!
I Feel FineBaby's good to me you know
She's happy as can be, you know
She said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine
Baby says she's mine, you know
she tells me all the time, you now
She said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine
I'm so glad that she's my little girls
She's so glad she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things you know
He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mm
Baby says she's mine, you know
she tells me all the time, you now
She said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine
I'm so glad that she's my little girls
She's so glad she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things you know
He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
She's in love with me and I feel fine
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mm
A Hard Days NightIt's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you
I find the things that you do
Will make me feel all right
You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan
'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel okay
When I'm home
everything seems to be all right
when I'm home
feeling you holding me tight, tight
Yeah, it's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you
I find the things that you do
Will make me feel all right, Oh!
So why on earth should I moan
'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel okay
When I'm home
Everything seems to be all right
when I'm home
feeling you holding me tight
all through the night
Yeah, it's been a hard da
Cant Buy Me LoveCan't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend
If it makes you feel all right
I'll get you anything my friend
If it makes you feel all right
'Cause I don't care too much for money
For money can't buy me love
I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
but what I've got I'll give to you
For I don't care too much for money
For money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond ring
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want those kind of things
that money just can't buy
For I don't care too much for money
For money can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love
No, no, no, no
Say you don't need no diamond ring
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want those kind of things
that money just can't buy
For I don't care too much for money
For money can't buy me lov
I Want To Hold Your HandI'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
Oh please say to me
you'll let me be your man
and please say to me
you'll let me hold your hand
Now, let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
She Loves YouShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
You think you've lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday-yi-yay
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say-yi-yay
She says she loves you
and you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad
She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind
And now she says she knows
You're not the hurting kind
She says she loves you
and you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad
Oo, she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad
You know it's up to you
I think it's only fair
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her
Because she loves you
and you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad
Oo, she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You k
May You Find Serenity And TranquilityMay you find serenity and tranquility
in a world you may not always understand.
May the pain you have known
and the conflict you have experienced
give you the strength to walk through life
facing each new situation with
courage and optimism.
Always know that there are those
whose love and understanding
will always be there,
even when you feel most alone.
May you discover enough goodness in others
to believe in a world of peace.
May a kind word, a reassuring touch,
a warm smile be yours every day of your life.
And may you give these gifts,
as well as receive them.
Remember the sunshine
when the storm seems unending.
Teach love to those who know hate,
and let that love embrace you
as you go into the world.
May the teaching of those you admire
become part of you,
so that you may call upon them.
Remember, those lives you have touched
and who have touched yours
are always a part of you,
even if the encounters
were less
From Me To YouDa da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
If there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
I've got everything that you want
Like a heart that's oh so true
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
I got arms that long to hold you
and keep you by my side
I got lips that long to kiss you
and keep you satisfied
Ooo, if there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
To you, just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
I got arms that long to hold you
and keep you by my side
I got lips that long to kiss you
and keep you satisfied
Ooo, if there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love, from me to you
To you, to you, to you
LonelyWhy must you be so far away
I don’t want to be alone tonight
Its too quit in my house tonight
I fear that I will do
Something that I will hate
In the morning
I wish that you were here
To hold me tight
Never letting me go
Whispering in my ear
That things will get better
All this pain I’m going though
Will go away only in time
But for tonight only
You will be there here for me
Letting me know that some ones cares
And when I’m about to cry
You will lend me you shoulder
For you make me happy
Like no one else has
In such a long time
For that’s all I want
Is to be happy with you
I want to call you mine
I want to be with you
And only you
For I’m falling in love with you
Grrrrrrrrok i know i said to a few i was writing a blog about something well going to the store and i will bb to finish it...sorry was on the phone and got booted so i have to re-do it....
bb soon and i hope it des not change the way u think of me when u read my next blog....
thank u.....
me....
Brief Monday Evening Greetings!Hope everyone had a wonderful Monday! Mine was better than my Sunday was, lol, but not by much, I'm afraid.
Last week I found out that my nephew, age 38 years, I believe, has been diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma. The Docs are in the process of staging him. I know he has several lymph node areas involved, including nodes pressing on his lung/heart. Not sure yet if he has involvement below the diaphragm. He will have a Port put in on Wednesday and begin chemotherapy on Thursday. He and the Docs are very optimistic, so I think he'll do well. I'll offer to send energy, but I'm not sure he'll accept the offer - not sure how he feels about that kind of thing, lol. I AM considered the crazy one in the family, lmao!
I'm sending energy, healing and otherwise, to many these days. Lucky for me, I have an overabundance of energy most of the time!
Tonight is the official "end of season" bellydancing party, lol! Think we are going to watch our performance at the St. Elias Mediterranean Fes
YesterdayYesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it look as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
oh, yesterday came suddenly
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
oh, I believe in yesterday
Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
oh, I believe in yesterday, Mm
Act NaturallyThey're gonna put me in the movies
they're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
and all I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
might win an Oscar you can never tell
the movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
and all I gotta do is act naturally
We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely
and beggin down upon his bended knee
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsal
all I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
might win an Oscar you can never tell
the movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
and all I gotta do is act naturally
LinkThis si what we are bombing
Painful EmailThe following is from a colleague in Britain:
-----Original Message-----
From: Edwin Panford-Quainoo [mailto:djspecialedd@msn.com]
Sent: Mon Nov 28 20:06:32 2005
To: Wiley, James
Subject: Good Answer!!!!
>> >>
>> >> Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology
>> >> email
>> >>> >for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his
>> >>> >entire address book.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >
>> >>> > ----------------------------------
>> >>> >
>> >>> >Brad,
>> >>> >
>> >>> >It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now,
>> >>> I feel
>> >>> >like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am
>> >>> >truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the
>> >>> people
>> >>> >in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I
>> >>> >would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or
>> >>> >anything that happened, so I won't even try
Ticket To Ridethink I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, Yeah
The girl that's driving me mad is going away
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
but she don't care
She said that living with me is bringing her down, yeah
For she would never be free when I was around
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
but she don't care
I don't know why she's riding so high
She ought to think right
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think right
She ought to do right by me
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, Yeah
The girl that's driving me mad is going away, yeah, oh
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
but she don't care
I don't know why she's riding so high
She ought to think right
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think right
She ought to do right by me
Sh
To Friends And Contest WinnersI'M VERY SORRY I'M NOT ON HERE
RIGHT NOW SINCE MY INTERNET WAS CUT OFF
I SHOULD BE BACK NEXT WEEK SOMETIME
UNFORTUNATLY I'LL ONLY HAVE DIAL UP
I WILL GIVE THE PRIZES OUT TO THE WINNERS
WHEN I AM BACK ON THE INTERNET AGAIN
WILL BE BACK SOON DONNA
You're Gonna Lose That GirlYou're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't take her out tonight
she's going to change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't treat her right, my friend
You're going to find her gone
'Cause I will treat her right and then
You'll be the lonely one
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose
I'll make a point of taking her away from you
Yeah, the way you treat her, what else can I do
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose
I'll make a point of taking her away from you
Yeah, the way you treat her, what else can I do
If you don't take her out tonight
she's going to change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
Help(Help) I need somebody
(Help) Not just anybody
(Help) You know I need someone
(Help)
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
And now my life hand changed in oh, so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like
I've never done before
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Do You Want To Know A SecretYou never know how much I really love you
You'll never know how much I really care
Listen, do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo
Listen, do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo
I've known a secret for a week or two
Nobody knows just we two
Listen, do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, woh, woh, woh
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, oo, oo
Phillycheesesteak And Southwestern Cream CornIll offer one more of my favorite dishes....this one is a
good one and spicy too.
Ingredients
roast beef (thinly sliced deli style) 1lb.
red and green bell pepper
jalepena pepper
onion
hot pepper jack cheese
corn on the cob (5)
pakg of philly cream cheese
whipping cream
salt
pepper
saffron (spice)
frenchbread sandwich buns
Preparations
For the sandwich start by dicing the jalapenas and ring the onions
and bell peppers then halve them and carmelize them in a skillet
with some oil or butter with a little salt and pepper and a pinch of saffron
then slice the roast beef into strips 1/2 inch or so. Salt and pepper the beef
and add to the skillet and brown (add another pinch of saffron) then grate
a lot of the pepper jack cheese to the mixture and stir ontil melted
and slimy. and stuff into the toasted french buns spread with a little
mayonaise and or mustard.
Now for the cream corn steam the ears or boil in water untill cooked
then cut the kernals off the e
A WishI wish to feel smaller
under your sheets.
I wish for the whole truth
every time you speak.
I'm thinkin' about how you care half as much for me
While I watch you arrive, smoke cigarettes, sleep...
And I guess it doesn't matter what I say or what I seem
You stuck what I felt for you in the pocket of your jeans
Ignoring me the morning after
isn't enough
and I swear I'm gonna cry.
I'm sick of tryin' to be tough.
And my blood won't stick
To the confines of my veins.
And your heart
Is gonna tear mine away.
And I wish to feel smaller under your hands,
though you seem satisfied as you slip mine
down your pants.
And I'm thinkin' about how you care half as much for me
While you lift up my shirt after asking politely.
And I guess it doesn't matter what I am or pretend to be
Cause it's her you'll always love and it's her I'll always envy.
I want to end this now so dreams of you won't keep me up.
But I swear I'm gonna cry.
I'm sick of tryin' to be tough.
And my b
P.s I Love YouAs I write this letter
Send my love to you
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you
Treasure these few words
Till we're together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
you, you, you
I'll be comin' home again to you, love
Until the day I do love
P.S. I love you
you, you, you
As I write this letter
Send my love to you (you know I want you to)
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you (yeah)
Treasure these few words
Till we're together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
you, you, you
As I write this letter
Send my love to you (you know I want you to)
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you (yeah)
I'll be comin' home again to you, love
Until the day I do love
P.S. I love you
you, you, you
you, you, you
I love you
Welfare PoemI cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighb
Love Me DoLove, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
so please, love me do
oh, love me do
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
so please, love me do
oh, love me do
Someone to love
Somebody new
Someone to love
Someone like you
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
so please, love me do
oh, love me do
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
so please, love me do
oh, love me do
Yeah, love me do
Oh, love me do
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Please Please MeLast night I said these words to my girl
I know you never even try, girl
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you
You don't need me to show the way, love
Why do I always gave to sat, love
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you
I don't want to sound complaining
but you know there's always rain in my heart
I do all the pleasing with you,
it's so hard to reason with you
wo yeah, why do you make me blue?
Last night I said these words to my girl
I know you never even try, girl
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you
wo yeah, like I please you
wo yeah, like I please you
HurtJohnny Cash Lyrics
Hurt Lyrics
[Originally by Nine Inch Nails]
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hold
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
[Chorus:]
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
[Chorus:]
What have I become
My ssweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
I Saw Her Standing ThereWell she was just seventeen
You know what I mean
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with another,
Oh, when I saw her standing there
Well she looked at me
and I, I could see
That before too long
I'd fall in love with her
She wouldn't dance with another
Oh, when I saw her standing there
Well my heart went boom
When I crossed that room
And I held her hand in mine
Oh we danced through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long
I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another
Oh, when I saw her standing there
Well my heart went boom
When I crossed that room
And I held her hand in mine
Oh we danced through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long
I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another
Oh, when I saw her standing there
Oh, since I saw her standing there
Yeah, well since I saw her standing there
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Twist And ShoutWell, shake it up baby now
Twist and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and work it on out
Well work it on out, honey
You know you look so good
You know you got me goin' now
Just like I know you would
Well, shake it up baby now
Twist and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer now
And let me know that you're mine, woo
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Yeah, shake it up baby now
Twist and shout
Come on, come on, come, come on baby now
Come on and work it on out
You know you twist, little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer now
And let me know that you're mine
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, baby now
Ah, ah, ah, ah
New Legislation For Haunted Buildings In EnglandI received my monthly Psychologists magazine which contained a large article describing “those sick people who go on ghost walks”.
Psychology has as many views on the paranormal, as there are psychologists. And many see the paranormal as psychologies biggest area of failure.Britain has had so many new laws brought in over the past few years that they often take a while to filter through.
One of the most intriguing is the property disclosure act, this means if your house is haunted you have to tell the buyer.In the past establishing just what constitutes a haunting has been open to various interpretations, and a particular problem area is council housing, where different boroughs in the past had very different policies.
As overseas buyers come to London to invest in property, they often bring with them Feng Shui practitioners, while one recent Japanese businessman pulled out of a deal when he found that the building was built on the site of a house where a family had died in W.
Please Pass This OnSTATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS*
Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe.
State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to.
If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or http://www.myspace.com/curtmanchst contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well.
This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know!
Ladies, this is serious.
Gentlemen,
Something Gross..I had a zit or something on my lip. I popped it. It started to bleed into my mouth. I was oddly enticed by the taste of blood...
I need to get out more. lol
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Poem 5Bringing me through
by megan
Bringing me through
This jungle and zoo
You never gave up
On filling my cup
Refreshing my soul
During a black hole
You gave me a life
To see what i'd do right
Even though I fall short
You never will abort
My side which u stand
While you're holding my hand
Love is what you are
Even if you feel far
I know I can go
Where you always flow
Your word speaks truth
And brings forth fruit
Making me grow
In ways I wouldn't know
How to on my own
You have already shown
How much you love
From above
Thank you Lord
For what you poured
Into my heart
Allowing me to restart
Poem 4Ticking Time
by Megan
An evil reigns among this great place
Sweeping up those he does make haste
Limited on time he's in a huge race
To demolish all who are in his space,
Watching carefully you will see
All the damage done to you and me
Ingesting us all he won't let you be
Because hes upset and angry with thee,
Only one greater, than him will win
Because hes almighty and bigger than sin
Time is ticking and running real thin
Till his return for his very own kin
Animal I Have Become LyricsAnimal I Have Become lyrics
I can't escape this hell
So many times i've tried
But i'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this animal)
I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times i've lied
(So many times i've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell
(This animal, this animal, this
Princessi love her more than myself
how do i make her understand that what i said is because i love her?
How I Stole Amy's CherryIn high school I had lot’s of friend who were guys…Most of the girls wouldn't be seen near me. It wasn't just that they thought I was a slut. It had also gotten around about how I liked to swing both ways. I hadn't exactly made a secret about that. One day several girls had walked into the girl's room to find me and Amy locked in a passionate embrace. One of my hands was inside her panties and had pushed her skirt way up over her belly. It wasn't possible to deny anything about that incident, and I actually couldn't be bothered trying.
I kind of liked my “slutty” reputation. It made life interesting. Amy, of course, was now in the same boat as me. She was a real shy girl, who was scared stiff of boys. She wore these long, super-conservitive dresses around, and jumped whenever anybody spoke to her. If that
somebody was a boy, she turned seven shades of red and stuttered in reply. What the girls had seen in the bathroom was really just another of my come ons which the little ninny had
What A Buttheadmy man that i brought with me home from texas doesn't like NM after all so he has said that he is moving back to texas, hell here we go again my opinion on men just really suck right now so just don't ask can't win to save my life, been togther a year and now this what the hell i give up
ThanksTo all of my new friends and fans. I received almost 30 requests while i was at work today so it's going to take me a bit to check you all, give you ratings and maybe even some comments. :-)
thank you again.
Follow-up To: Has Anyone Experienced This? I Hope!I hope this actually makes it into blog form. We'll find out what mood the powers that be are in today!!
For those who have not read the other blog, please do so. I'm not repeating myself!
After much meditating, journaling, and discussing this surreal incident with my energyworker friends, I have pretty much come to the conclusion that this was one of those things that was supposed to happen. For whatever reason this young man and I were supposed to strengthen the rather weak connection between us. And, yes, we have a fairly strong connection now. I was led to offer to send him energy while he is over in Iraq and he agreed to this! I am already doing so.
Psi vamp? Probably. But the tranced out, dreamlike state was not so much done to facilitate energy feeding as it was to make us both cooperative in this endeavor, lol! In retrospect, I think he was as tranced out as I was. The powers that be needed our connection strengthened, and that was that!!
Moral to the story: When y
To The Angel Of My Dreams"Walking Up the Stairs to You"
Walking up the stairs to my room
I realize how much I really love you
The time we spend together
The time we share
When talking to you I lose every care
Do I ask you hand in love? should i dare?
Loving you is all that I am
Loving you is all that there will be
Loving you as I hope you can love me
The love that binds
The love that blinds
The love that shares
To every one's own
You are mine
In my heart, in my soul,
In my thoughts
You never leave my mind
Walking to up the stairs to my room
Brings me closer to my picture of you
The picture that tucks me to bed every night
The picture that is always in my eyes
The picture of the most beautiful
The picture of the light
The picture of you i see
Every day and every night
You are what I love
You are what brings my soul to peace
you are the one who calms my mind
and brings forth love, a smile,
An aroura of light and beauty
Y
I Get No Credit For This.....AIGHT, SO I JUST DID A PRETTY MASSIVE DELETION DEAL. BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A WHILE NOW. MY ONLY PROBLEM WAS I AM LAZY AS SHIT!!!SO I'VE HAVE BEEN RAISING HELL FOR A FOREVER AND A FUCKING DAY ABOUT HAVING A MULTIPLE DELETE FEATURE, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW I DISAPPEAR FOR A BIT, COME BACK SITE NAME IS CHANGED, AND MY FUCKING IDEA IS NOW IN PLAY. NOW I'M NOT REALLY SAYING THEY STOLE FROM ME, I MEAN HONESTLY I ONLY POSTED ABOUT A BILLION BULLETINS, MUMMS, BLOGS AND BITCHED TO EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN ABOUT IT AND IT NEVER HAPPENED....SO DAMN IT I WANT CREDIT!!! JUST A LITTLE ANYWAYS....SO MASS DELETING I WENT THROUGH. STILL GOT A SHIT LOAD MORE TO BOOT, JUST CAN'T REMEMBER WHO I LIKED, AND WHO I DON'T. SO PEACE OUT AND SHIT ALL.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND A GODDAMN MACHINE!!!
NOW DANCE!!!
Hola A Todos Amigo Y AmigasHOLA A TODOS ESPERO QUE LE GUSTEN MI COMETARIO AMIGOS Y AMIGAS LA QUIERO MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOO MUAAAAAAAAAAAAA USTEDES SON PASION Y MI ILUIONES Y MI ALEGRIA Y TORNURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank You!i want to thank my family,friends and fans for the beautiful birthday wishes and gifts they gave me,i really have the sweetest friends of the whole world, i really mean that:)
thank you all!:)
paulien
Who Wants To Be A Number?When you first joined Fubar aka CherryTap aka LostCherry you were given the option to Set your personal fubar email id:________@fubar.com during the original setup process and it should have looked like this:
Now, however, you'll need to go into My Profile as follows:
Another helpful hint would be to set your Homepage Style to Power (if you haven't already) and this can be easily done while you're changing settings.
This can always be set back to Newbie or Original but I can't imagine why you would want to after experiencing the site as a Power User.Now, if you've saved all your e-mails since day one, you probably ignored the generic welcome messages. If you hadn't, you may have seen this:
So, check it out. It's simple to have a custom URL and e-mail address and after all...
Who wants to be a number?
Where Is This Going?My life is such a mess...and it's ironic that the biggest train wrecks seem to happen when everyone ELSE thinks that my life is starting to go in the right direction. I'm tired of being so god damn wishy washy. What the hell do I want? Do I wanna be single and find a man who I can start over with on a clean slate or do I want my best friend, the father of my children, the one that I can't seem to shake no matter what I do? Why does he have to have that effect on me? What kind of effect do I have on him, if one at all?
It's because I'm lonely, I know. I let these men come to me and they all end up being psychotic, clingy, possesive retards and I don't wanna deal with it. But I also don't have the time or patience to go out and FIND what I want. But then again what I want is my fucking husband! And I don't wanna want him. But let's face it, we're fucking awesome together.
I'm convinced there are no good, decent, honest men out there. No. They're all lying cheating bastards. So I ac
When Furry Things, Grow Bad...soooo, i think i should move to France or something... like, seriously... i haven't had the chance to take a "relaxing 'me' shower" in quite a while, so I haven't had time to SHAVE>... and holy hell, Chewbacca 'aint' got nothin on me!!' like, literally... lol ok not that bad, but it's not cool....
and i injured my knee in my car wreck, which BW SUCKS!!!! my poor blue car... shall be fixed soon though... and, um, other than that, things are good... tash is enrolled in Pre K.... i'm going to cry... she starts Thursday, so I'll blog about how I cried like a baby lol
Well, other than that, things are going great.... the girls are doing great, i'm doing great, Tash thinks Sarah is a lesbian, but she totally isn't lol
hmmm, not sure what elseo to say, so i think i'm gonna go SHAVE.... seriously... lol much love to you all
ChoicesThings come into your life and you have to decided what is best. How do you decide the life of others? It is not easy and you must weight EVERYTHING. My grades have not come in and I had a talk with my landlord so now I have to decided what am I to do? I have no job and without those grades I can't expect to get a good one. I do feel the weight on me but I know God has a plan and so I wait. It says in the Bible to "faint not" That means, not give up. I have to learn to wait on God becasue his timing is ALWAYS on time! It just I get fearful as anyone does and that is when i make mistakes. Someone i love very much told me to wait so I am waiting. I have to r enew my strength each and everyday becasueI cannot do this on my own. Worry can kill you. I know whatI want to do but I have to wait for God to move. I know what he wants me to do so I wait. Hard as it is I wait. WhenI get frsutrated I pray, play my organ and walk. Needless to say I have lost down to 139. Is that go
SpagettiA man havin an affair for 4-5 years with the same woman gets some news. She says Im pregnant! Thinkin of his wife kids, and business he tells his mistress to go back home to her home country and when she has the baby send a post card and he will send money to support the baby.So as not to spill the beans he tells her to simply write spagetti on it.
About nine monthes later the mans wife walks in and says honey u got the strangest postcard today.He says give it here and Ill explain later.She hands him the post card ,he reads it and faints.
The post card read " spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti, two with meatballs, two without..send extra sause
I Want To Be More Than Just Friends,,,,People always say that friendships should be treasured.
But I want something more with you .
My love for you could never be measured.
I only wish she could see how I feel.
So I wonder, what can I do?
Can I just be friends with em?
Or can I say to them, "I'm falling for you,"
And lose there friendship forever?
So is there any hope here or I should let my love for you end?
No matter how it all turns out, I'll always be your friend.
Stressi have a lot of stress right now. i just started a new job and its great very easy. but other things in my life are causing me stress. so what i am going to do is break up with my boyfriend and be single i was the happiest then. i hope he understands i just dont think he wants a girlfriend if he does its of convenince . and thats not what a boyfriend is. thats is where most of my stress is coming from.
"the Sex Quiz...are You Up For It?"Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a
22 Way's To Be HapptONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I 'm sorry, " loo k the person in the eye.
SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionat ely. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievem
Just Some ThoughtsI saw this written somewhere and it caught my eyes and truly touched my heart. I wanted to share it and then write my view points on the subject...
"When there's this one special person, Who you can't stop thinking about, It could be love. When that person makes you laugh, For no reason It could be love. When you smile, From pure happiness, It could be love. When the small things, Start making sense, It could be love. When a simple statement makes your heart race, Then it could be love. When a silly look, Makes you smile, Then it could be love. When the eyes of that person, Says I love you. Then you know its love."
This statement holds a lot of truth to what love is. Now a days people misuse the word love and throw it around without thinking how someone could become hurt or devastated. Love is so much more than just an emotion. It is a feeling that requires one to look deep into their heart. It is not just a kiss or a hug or even a sexual encounter. Those are all just ways of exp
Same Rubbishwell it was my first day back at work today and it is the same rubbish as before i went on holiday. so feeling depressed glad i came on here as i could see the lady my heart wants to go to. wish i could leave this country to go to this lady
dreams can hurt my heart is longing for love
Alana's First Camping Expirience Gone Wild!My first camping trip finally happened and I have to say, it was quite a life lesson. Now, before I start getting into what I've learned, let me do this disclaimer:
My life lessons have nothing to do with the fact that I've had fun the entire time. My lessons may or may not be useful to you, so do not try these without seeking a doctor.
Now, here we go.
Alana's Life Lessons On Camping:
1: No matter how early/late you leave, most of the party will end up waiting a millennium for the last three party members to arrive. If you do not have enough cigarettes or water- you might as well start walking over to civilization. They'll show up eventually.
2: Lighting fires, even in a barbecue is a BIG FUCKING NO-NO. It doesn't matter how fucking cold you are, whether or not you're hungry, if the kids are scared of the dark- and if you can't even see. Just don't do it.
3: Do not sleep in an a open field. It sucks. It may seem like a good idea when you're piss-faced drunk, but when
Hind LickTwo hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The Woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
Sex Quiz..got A 6!Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?"
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a
Better Than Sex Cake !!Yellow cake with pineapple, vanilla pudding, and whip cream. Delicious!"
INGREDIENTS:
1 (18.25 ounce) package
yellow cake mix
1 (20 ounce) can crushed
pineapple with juice
3/4 cup white sugar
2 (3.5 ounce) packages instant
vanilla pudding mix
3 cups milk
1 cup heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup flaked coconut, toasted
1/2 cup chopped pecans
DIRECTIONS:
1. Prepare and bake cake mix according to box directions for a 9 x 13 inch cake pan.
2. While the cake is baking, combine pineapple with juice and 3/4 cup sugar in a medium saucepan. Cook over medium heat for 20 minutes until thick and syrupy, stirring occasionally. Pierce top of hot cake with fork at 1 inch intervals. Pour pineapple mixture over cake. Cool completely.
3. Beat pudding mix with milk until smooth. Spread pudding over cooled cake.
4. Whip cream until slightly thickened. Add confectioner's sugar and vanilla, and whip until soft peaks form. Spread ove
56 Questions1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
I don't know...some people might be able to do it, but it definitely isn't ME
2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails?
WTF..NO
3. Are you a jealous person?
I don't think so
4. What are you allergic to?
nothin'
5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
The Kite Runner
6. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
I'm probably guilty of it more than anyone else lol Email me people!! I'm so much better at email :D
7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
hmmm...Edy's Cookies and Cream
8. If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest what would you do/say?
no, thank you?
9. What would you rather be doing right now?
i wish i were w/ my mommy....its her b-day
10. What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
Paperweight by Joshua Radin...Ever word you say I think I should write down, Don't wanna forget come daylight
11. Do yo
Pickled Chicken (pollo En Escabeche)INGREDIENTS:
3 pounds chicken pieces Adobo to taste 3 tablespoons corn oil
1 recipe Escabeche Sauce using red onions
1 Season the chicken with the adobo. Heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the chicken until it is lightly browned. Remove from the pan and drain on paper towels.
2 Bring the escabeche sauce to a boil in a Dutch oven. Lower the heat, add the chicken pieces, and simmer for 35 minutes, or until the chicken is tender.
I Know I Bitch About This A Lot But...With each passing day i hate my job more and more.
I wish i could quit but i can't until i can find a replacement job.
I hope i can (even though I feel hope is a waste because it will either happen or it won't happen so you are either fucked or you aren't fucked so pretty much from there only time will tell on anything.
I guess it's the waiting that bothers me the most. The not knowing whether I have just wasted time online filling out an application only to be passed over.
From Wishful Thinking Thanks JodiOk everyone yoday is this awesome womans birthday...so go give her some birthday spankins!!!
LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar
(repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-08-13 12:42:32')
FruitOne day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
Honey-rum Mousse (mousse De Miel Y Ron)INGREDIENTS:
6 egg yolks, at room temperature 1/3 cup honey 1 cup whipping cream, chilled
2 tablespoons spiced rum
1 Beat the yolks and honey in a bowl until they have the stiff texture of meringue (about 10 minutes). In another bowl, beat the cream and rum until the mixture forms soft peaks. Fold the two mixtures together. Spoon into 6 custard cups.
2 NOTE: You can also freeze this dessert and serve it later.
Chicken In Citrus Escabeche Sauce (pollo En Escabeche De Frutas Citricas)INGREDIENTS:
2 pounds boneless chicken breast, cut into pieces and lightly flattened with a meat mallet Adobo to taste 3/4 cup olive oil
1 medium red onion, sliced 1 yellow bell pepper, seeded and cut into strips 3 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
juice of 2 oranges, 2 limes, and 2 lemons 3 tablespoons honey 3 tablespoons capers for garnish
1 Season the chicken with the adobo. Heat 1/4 cup of the oil in a large skillet and saute the chicken over medium-high heat until lightly browned. Let it cool to room temperature on a serving plater. In another pan, heat 1/4 cup of the oil and saute the onion, pepper, and garlic until soft. Add the onion mixture to the chicken. Combine the juices, remaining 1/4 cup oil, and honey. Pour over the chicken and toss. Garnish with capers.
Comp Is DeadSo my personal comp is now officially dead. I won't be on as much until I get a new one so take it easy and behave yourselves.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?Your Birthdate: October 11
You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move.
It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone.
Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1
You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Coconut Shrimp (camarones Con Coco)INGREDIENTS:
2 cups coconut milk 1 egg, beanten 24 jumbo shrimp, peeled and cleaned
1/2 cup unsweetened shredded coconut 1/2 cup sweetened shredded coconut 1 cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder 1 tablespoon Adobo 1/4 cup corn oil
1 Combine the coconut milk and egg in a large bowl. Add the shrimp and marinate for 30 minutes. Blend the remaining ingredients, except the corn oil, by pulsing a few times in a food processor. Drain the shrimp and discard the marinade. Dredge the shrimp in the coconut-four mixture. Heat the oil and fry the shrimp until golden brown on both sides. Drain on paper towels.
Quit My JobSo I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.
When Shit Hits The Fan.Well, you all know I moved recently and was staying with people who I thought were friends.
Friday night, those supposed friends get arrested and now I am stuck at this place with their kids and their 93 year old grandmother.
Now,as of Monday,I have a court officer telling me that they want me to take temporary custody of these two kids or they will be placed in foster care.I have no clue when the parents will be getting out of jail or anything.Apparently this whole new situation that I was put in turned out to be a fucking sham.
Turns out that these supposed friends were stealing money from the grandmother to do with whatever they pleased,trashed this place we are staying out beyond repair,and I find out that they cant hook internet up there at all.
I am royally boned on this one.Im basically taking care of 2 kids that are no relation to me,playing caregiver to their grandma and trying to repair and fix everything that my supposed friends have done to this poor woman.
W
What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?What Your Favorite Color Purple Says About You:
Intuitive --- Seeking --- Creative
Kind --- Self-Sacrificing --- Growth Oriented
Strong --- Very Wise --- Rare
What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?
Top Forty Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy SayTop FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say:
40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms n this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the f
Think You Have What It Takes?WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL
Requirements:
1. DJ experience preferred.
2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock)
3. Have a personality
4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts.
5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show.
6. Have fun.
7. Must be 19 or older.
8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge.
If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru for details on open shifts.
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Chicken Broth With Plantain Dumplings (caldo De Pollo Con Bolitas De Platano)INGREDIENTS:
1 large green plantain, peeled and shredded through the next-to-finest side of the grater 10 cups chicken stock 1/2 tablespoon salt
1/2 tablespoon black pepper 1 cup bok choy leaves cut in very thin strips
1 Form dumplings from 1/2 tablespoonfuls of shredded plantain and set aside. Bring the chicken broth to a boil in a large pot. Add the salt, pepper, and dumplings. Reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for 15 minutes. Add the bok choy and cook for another 5 minutes.
Hand SawThere was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?You Are A Rowan Tree
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Womens DictionaryWOMENS DICTIONARY
Body: Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri
How's Your Taste In Music?Your Taste in Music:
Country: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
How's Your Taste in Music?
What Art Movement Are You?You Are Impressionism
You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.
What Art Movement Are You?
DishesSteve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he
What Kind Of Cake Are You?You Are a Chocolate Cake
Fun, comforting, and friendly.
You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality.
People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you.
What Kind of Cake Are You?
Blonde Joke LolA blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It 's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Please Read! Needing Help.... Again :dHello friends! Well for those of you who dont know I am in a new contest for a 7 day blast. I need my friends to please help me if you all have some time and comment bomb my pic. Even if you just stop by and leave a few comments, every little bit does help. I need 14,500 comments, and I think I have around 4100 now. So I have a ways so go. If you wanna stop by and help some I would really love that. Please lemme know that you did so I can leave you a couple 11's hehe Here is the pic. Just click it. Thanks again!
Beckie
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What Animal Were You In A Past Life?You Were a Wolf
You have an instinctual intelligence that guides your life.
Your family and "pack" is of primary importance, and you protect them.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Giggles :)Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests,
until she got to the final priest, Carlos!
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby
foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and
bent over to pick it up.
Then all the other bells started to ring....
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Friends.Lately I been so depressed, and grouchy, and if it seemed like I went off on any of you, very sorry. Just things not going right, and I never meant to take it out on anyone. Just having a very bad month. Well hugs to all my friends.
Why Do People Change?What drives me nuts about people is how they change after the get comfortable with you. I like the freshness of some relationships, because people actually try to work with you and be as understanding as possible. What I hate is someone that stops trying. Some women I have dated actually stayed the same during the relationship, but didn't want me to (improve). It's like as soon as you get your shit together, then they want to put the breaks on. One relationship that really made me upset was, I was dating this girl that was a (closet) freak. She seemed so innocent and asexual. But behind close doors she would tear up the furniture. I had a problem with being skinny so I started to bulk up. I put on some weight and muscle, and then started dressing like I had a sense of fashion. I hit 190 lbs ripped, and I was very pleased with myself. I was even more happy how my performance (that's bedtime talk) had increase. *Note to gents: getting in shape helps the sex drive. Not too long after tha
Sappiness Part 2My divorce is final but I'm trying to look on the upside of everything. I hope that one day, I will find true love, someone who is just as crazy as me, but still a softie underneath it all, lol. So, I'm a big quote person. I love good quotes.
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. -Franklin P. Jones
If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. -Jesse Jackson
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -M.K. Gandhi
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. -Albert Camus
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller
Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. -Unknown
He!He wants a girl who will understand he's gonna make mistakes
Someone who will comprromise An even give and take
He wants a girl to need his arms when they fell fast asleep
So she can feelsecure and happy and now he's, hers to keep
He wants a girl to call him up just to say those words
Then he can say It back to her so she would know she's heard
He wants a girl that will see only she is in her eyes
She can use his chest to lay on even when she cries
He wants a girl to hear his song then she could feel his tone
In the words she will hear love and never feel alone
He wants a girl thatonly lives deep within his dreams
Atleast this girl thats in his mind will know what he really needs
Jw
What Type Of Weather Are You?You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing
What Type of Weather Are You?
What A Kiss MeansThank You ~Tongue~
I got this from Your Blog
I liked IT so Much I had to post it
in my own.
what a kiss means :
~Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
~Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
~Kiss on the Lips = I like you"
What the gesture means...
~Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other"
~Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
~Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
~Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you"
~Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
~Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go"
~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
What's Your Star Wars HoriscopeStar Wars Horoscope for Libra
You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.
Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie
What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Days HoroscopeDaily Horoscope: Aries
For August 13,2007
Not every day can be filled with action and excitement -- and that's a good thing. There's no need to raise your blood pressure over every little thing, so stick to your schedule and coast through the day. This ones good
This Is Soo ImportantThis is a Warning to all women that can also be found on www.NBC.com:::
If a person with the screen name of--RatBonesBlakStar-- or--www.myspace.com/curtmanchst contacts you...DO NOT REPLY or DO NOT TALK to this person.... DO NOT answer any IM or Email.
Whoever this person maybe, they are a SUSPECT in the death of 56 women(so far) contacted through the Internet.
These 2 screen names have been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, Excite, and MySpace so far reported.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!
Again this story and info can be found on NBC.com.
Please alert all your family and friends that engage with strangers on the internet.
If you are contacted by this person, notify the FBI in your area
Would You Do Anything For Love?You Would Do Most Things For Love
You are willing to go pretty far for love - but not far enough to compromise your core values.
Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love.
But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question.
No matter what, you love yourself the most!
Would You Do Anything For Love?
How Are You In Love?How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to take more than give in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.
How Are You In Love?
What Element Are You?You scored as Wind, you are wind! talented and beautiful, you are always graceful and
poised. you love birds, and love the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair. Freedom is very important to you. you dont have many friends, but
you are inseperable from the ones you have. you would much rather fight
verbally instead of phisically, though you are skilled at both. intelligent
and sarcastic, you are very likeable to some people.
Wind83% Earth67% Darkness67% Light33% Fire17% What Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com
Muder Suspect For Internet MurdersThis is a Warning to all women that can also be found on www.NBC.com:::
If a person with the screen name of--RatBonesBlakStar-- or--www.myspace.com/curtmanchst contacts you...DO NOT REPLY or DO NOT TALK to this person.... DO NOT answer any IM or Email.
Whoever this person maybe, they are a SUSPECT in the death of 56 women(so far) contacted through the Internet.
These 2 screen names have been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, Excite, and MySpace so far reported.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!
Again this story and info can be found on NBC.com.
Please alert all your family and friends that engage with strangers on the internet.
If you are contacted by this person, notify the FBI in your area.
The Good Ol' DaysThose Born 1930-1979
READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930s, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE ac
My First "stick And Move"I’ve had an insatiable sex drive for as long as I can remember. When I was in 11th grade I bought my first dildo’s I stuffed them up my cunt and asshole every opportunity I could find. On several different occasions I pushed one deep inside my cunt and wore it to school. It would be forced part way out by my cunt muscles, not to mention gravity, but my panties kept it from falling out at my feet. It would still protrude an inch or two, which made a fantastic time of sitting down. During boring classes at school, I’d
raise my ass up a little off the chair and then press back again, pushing it deeper into my cunt. Several times I brought myself to orgasm during class without anyone knowing.
One time though, as I was squirming around, trying to cum, Seth, the school creep, had his eyes glued on me. Seth was older than anyone else in my class, and was only there because he kept skipping class all the time and couldn't pass the tests. He only showed up when the social worker threatened
Jewerlyhey girls how many of u shop on e-bay? help 1 of my friends if u would be so kind. here is the name earringartistry boutiques. so we will see who my friends are and who is not wont we?
Looking At You Thru The GlassI'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh God it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home
Sitting all alone inside your head
[Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
No one ever tells you that forever feels like home
Sitting all alone inside your head ]
How do you feel? That is the question
But I forget you don't expect an easy answer
When something like a soul becomes initialized
And folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You can't expect a bit of hope
So while you're outside looking in
Describing what you see
Remember what you're staring at is me
'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass
Don't know how much time has passed
All I know is that it feels like forever
but No one ever tells you that forever feels like home
Sitting all alone inside your head
How much is real?
So much to questi
Wishful ThinkingTonight I'm in the city, and it's like Disneyland, but I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get back home again. And I have this dream... you'll be waiting there. What I really mean is I wish you were here. I'm sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine, and to let you know wherever I go you never leave my mind.
What Happened The Year You Were Born?In 1984 (the year you were born)
Ronald Reagan is president of the US
On a Challenger mission, two astronauts become the first humans to fly free of a spacecraft
An Union Carbide insecticide plant in Bhopal, India seeps toxic gas killing over 2,000
Penthouse magazine publishes nude photographs of Miss America Vanessa Williams
The Soviet Union boycotts the Los Angeles Summer Olympics
Richard Stallman starts developing GNU
"Where's the Beef?" commercial campaign for Wendy's airs for the first time
The Apple Macintosh, the first consumer computer to use a computer mouse and GUI interface, is introduced by Apple
Ethiopian famine begins
Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne are born
Detroit Tigers win the World Series
Los Angeles Raiders win Superbowl XVIII
Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup
Ghost Busters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, and The Karate Kid are top grossing films
"When Doves Cry" by Prince and the
ChatDoes anyone want to chat give me a shout or message... just tryin to kill some time at the office
Orbules Of Love In The Airtoday was a special day, the turbid air, dank with the stench of discontent swept through my soul. hhhmmmpph: i've walked this beat before, i know the drill, i know where not to step (often learned the hard way). then the sudden realization struck me like a lead sachel of despair: i forgot to power my fuckin' balls.
WaitinPosted new salute.Waiting to be verified.
What Color Is Your Aura ?Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
What Color Is Your Aura?
In The Hear You Were Born...In 1975 (the year you were born)
Gerald Ford is president of the US
Evacuation of US civilians from Saigon as Communist forces complete takeover of South Vietnam
FBI agents capture Patty Hearst, who is indicted and convicted of bank robbery
Teamster Jimmy Hoffa disappears without a trace
Marines rescue the crew of the American ship the Mayaguez near Vietnam
First Lady Betty Ford says in an interview that she thinks her children have tried marijuana
Natalie Imbruglia, Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Enrique Iglesias, Angelina Jolie, and Tiger Woods are born
Cincinnati Reds win the World Series
Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl IX
Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup
Production begins on Star Wars
Jaws and The Rocky Horror Picture Show are the top grossing films
Soul Train premieres on television in the United States
"The Way We Were" (performed by Barbara Streisand) wins the Grammy for best song
Saturday Night Live and Wheel of Fortun
An Axe Chops Through It"And the sons of the prophets said unto Elisha, Behold now, the place where we dwell with thee is too strait for us." The sixth chapter of 2 Kings begins on a purely local level; the sons of the prophets -- one could do worse than think of them as the seminary of their day -- no longer had to hide out as they did in Israel in the days of King Ahab, and more people were joining them. We've already seen in 2 Kings how God worked miracles through Elisha on their behalf (e.g. in 2 Kings 4 the widow's oil was multiplied, poison was removed from pottage, and a hundred were fed from what one man had brought with him in three separate events), not because the sons of the prophets were necessarily great people who deserved it -- none of us DESERVE a miracle from God -- but due to God being glorified by this divine provision which could be explained no other way. The miracle we're going to see next seems rather insignificant and hardly grand on the order of feeding multitudes or raising the d
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