Okay so I'm bored and I'm lurking in the mumms and there was one about monkey shit and it got me thinking...
What would I do if I was taking a shit in the stall of a public restroom and the woman next to me, clears her throat and says excuse me... sorry to bother, but do you think you could spare some toilet paper?
Do I not say a word as my ass is shooting out uncontrollable sounds and horrid smells and hand her a bundle under the stall?
OR
Do I pretend I don't hear her, hurry with my doodoo, wash my hands quickly and run from the restroom, vowing that for the rest of my natural born life I will never, EVER shit in a public restroom again?
