heartsOhearts's blog: "work stories"

I must attract creepy old men. Maybe my cute face and my amazing smile makes them think naughty thoughts... I'm not sure but I'm tired of it. A couple weeks ago a fat old man comes up to me, looks me up and down and says "you're gorgeous honey, but girls like you, you pretty types, you like those big black men and wont give guys like me a chance." -You're right, I wont give you a chance... not because I like big black men, but because you're balding and you are ugly and you could be my grandfather. Today an old man is sitting on the bench and looks me up and down, I smile and say hello to be polite. So he continues to make me feel uncomfortable but continually complimenting me. "You're gorgeous. You're quite the little worker aren't you? I bet you have guys chasing after your cute self." -Thanks for the compliment sir, but that's right I called you sir, why do you ask? Oh yeah, because I'm 20, you have a 13 year old son and I don't like wrinkley balls. So what is it with these old men that think they can say whatever comes to mind to younger women? Do they think it's cute? Oh she'll laugh and rub my balding head? Do they think they have the right to be creepy and sleazeballs just because they are past middle age? So I guess the moral of the story is... if you're a creepy old man... put the memory of the hot younger chick in the spank bank, but don't let her know about it and stop being the creepy person she tries to hide from that way she wont have to endure your crude remarks and your leering stares. Thank you and have a nice fucking day.

There are these punkass kids at work that like to steal ciggarette butts. Yep that's right the ones that people have already smoked and put out in the ashtrays that are surrounding the building. So my boss has kicked them off the property a ton of times, and now we're not even supposed to give them a warning, we're just supposed to call the police, because they are trespassing. So I go out there, tell them to get lost and tell them about all the diseases they could be getting from those butts, because no one knows who put that one out and why they were at the MEDICAL BUILDING for... So one of the kids tells me he isn't some punk kid that I can tell what to do, and he continues to call me a cunt and every other name in the book. So I tell them to get the fuck off the property before I call the police, and if they come back I'm calling and they'll be taken away. WTF is it with kids these days? Are they so stupid that they think nothing can happen to them? And maybe I'm old for my age but what happened to respect for elders?