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created on 07/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/work-stories/b103300

Creepy Old Men

I must attract creepy old men. Maybe my cute face and my amazing smile makes them think naughty thoughts... I'm not sure but I'm tired of it. A couple weeks ago a fat old man comes up to me, looks me up and down and says "you're gorgeous honey, but girls like you, you pretty types, you like those big black men and wont give guys like me a chance." -You're right, I wont give you a chance... not because I like big black men, but because you're balding and you are ugly and you could be my grandfather. Today an old man is sitting on the bench and looks me up and down, I smile and say hello to be polite. So he continues to make me feel uncomfortable but continually complimenting me. "You're gorgeous. You're quite the little worker aren't you? I bet you have guys chasing after your cute self." -Thanks for the compliment sir, but that's right I called you sir, why do you ask? Oh yeah, because I'm 20, you have a 13 year old son and I don't like wrinkley balls. So what is it with these old men that think they can say whatever comes to mind to younger women? Do they think it's cute? Oh she'll laugh and rub my balding head? Do they think they have the right to be creepy and sleazeballs just because they are past middle age? So I guess the moral of the story is... if you're a creepy old man... put the memory of the hot younger chick in the spank bank, but don't let her know about it and stop being the creepy person she tries to hide from that way she wont have to endure your crude remarks and your leering stares. Thank you and have a nice fucking day.
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