A man havin an affair for 4-5 years with the same woman gets some news. She says Im pregnant! Thinkin of his wife kids, and business he tells his mistress to go back home to her home country and when she has the baby send a post card and he will send money to support the baby.So as not to spill the beans he tells her to simply write spagetti on it.
About nine monthes later the mans wife walks in and says honey u got the strangest postcard today.He says give it here and Ill explain later.She hands him the post card ,he reads it and faints.
The post card read " spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti, two with meatballs, two without..send extra sause
