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Going To Bed Lets See Who Cares
i am goin to bed and want to see if any one cares and who my friends are ? i got so many on my list yet no one really talks to me or reads my bulletins. why add some one if you arent goin to talk to them or anything?

Dr. Visit News
I went Monday to the urologist. I didn't kno that I had to take my MRI/CT Skan films with me-they led me to believe that they had everything..anyway..I sent the films up-they received them about 3 pm Wed and the doctor will b calling sometime today (Thurs) to give me a surgery date which will b within 7 days. I'll b in the hospital 7-10 days so please keep me in your prayers..

9000 To Level
We are getting closer..If you could just take a few minutes he only has 30 pictures..If you like to comment bomb well thats what im doing..Come keep me company.You all know i like a challenge.im inyterested to see if we can do this tonight. We need some help on this level up.Hes got 30 pictures and a few stash.Can you show him some love I THINK I'LL STAY A LITTLE LONGER@ fubar

Something To Talk About 2
Ever hear the statement " everyday I'm forced to place another name to the list of people that piss me off" I know I have, and well sometimes its true, well all come to face another person everyday that ends up pissing you off because either they don't listen to you or they don't understand you or care to listen to something important you may want to share....I think there are to many people out there that don't take the time to talk and listen and understand of whats going on. I've been passed by like I was nothing. what would happen if I was never alive , would peoples lives be different that what they are now. To some people I am someone that they can talk to or get good advice from or just to smile from hearing me talk because I am a funny person and at times a funny looking guy at that... well anyway I'm done with stubborn ignorant people that don't want to take the time to get to know me and understand me for me

Dont Think Twice
It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe It don't matter, anyhow An' it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe If you don't know by now When your rooster crows at the break of dawn Look out your window and I'll be gone You're the reason I'm trav'lin' on Don't think twice, it's all right It ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe That light I never knowed An' it ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe I'm on the dark side of the road Still I wish there was somethin' you would do or say To try and make me change my mind and stay We never did too much talkin' anyway So don't think twice, it's all right It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal Like you never did before It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal I can't hear you any more I'm a-thinkin' and a-wond'rin' all the way down the road I once loved a woman, a child I'm told I give her my heart but she wanted my soul But don't think twice, it's all right I'm walki

Not Enough
"Not Enough" Wake up your life You may never get the chance to make things right Rather than lie Take a moment to reflect on what's gone by It's a mistake There's no reason I should be so full of guilt Significant break So you severed all the ties that we have built All I know, even though Tried to give you what was left of me But it was not enough Didn't think about the rest of me That it was not enough Tried my hardest with the best of me But it was not enough Tried to give you what was left of me But it was not enough All mixed up inside And it's easy to forget what we should be It's useless to hide I can see to the heart of your insecurity All of this time Blaming others for the cause of what we've lost Nothing sublime I must overcome no matter what the cost [Chorus x1] Please give back what s not yours to have It's the only thing that I've got left Never was enough to satisfy And I'm left empty [Chorus x1] Tried to give you what was le

Bouncer Resignation
I have sent my resignation as a bouncer, i am moving and going to college, and wont be able to keep up with my duties as bouncer, so i have decided to resign for now, and will probably return as a bouncer in the future, but for now, i am just gonna stick with helping out and supporting the fubar staff team as much as i can. Thank you all, Vampiro

Who Am I ?
A few days ago the man I know as my grandfather(who had raised me from a young age) shook his head, and told me he was disappointed in me then walked away. It seems all my life I've been a disappointment to him and his wife. I've lived most of my life striving to make them happy but, it seems I've always failed. The horrible irony to all of this is while my brother and sister have always done nothing for themselves but, to get into trouble to have my grandparents praise them. They were always there to tell me how horrible I was but, when it was time for praise on my achievements they were no where to be found. I look back on my childhood, and the most memorable part of it was them blaming me for my older sisters actions. I remember one time in particular that I burnt my neck with a curling iron, and they insisted it was a hickey. They spent at least an hour leaning over me calling me a whore, slut, ect. Once my grandmother slapped me accost the face, and when my grandfather got home he

Why The Wedding Ring Is Worn On The 4th Finger...
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th

I Need Your Help!
i have a ton of ppl on my friends list...and if ya'll need votes in a contest or whatever...i help ya out.....and i am not asking for myself but for a sweet friend...shes in a contest...and she has worked her ass off trying to get rates and comments...she has no "bomber" friends....and shes up against a few who have quite a few....until today she was holding her own...ive tried to help all i can but i am only one person...As a friend i am asking u to Plz show her some luv...drop a comment or two for her....shes a sweetheart and deserves it. the contest ends saturday...friends help friends....when i accepted your friends request...i became your friend...it wont cost u anything but a min or two. Thanks.....Brandy Heres the link

Seven Deadly Sins Survey
WrathWho did you last get angry with?Hmm,the person knows who they areWhat is your weapon of choice?Gun w/SilencerWould you hit a member of the opposite sex?I haveHow about the same sex?YesWho was the last person who got really angry at you?My sonWhat is your pet peeve?2 many questions about pet peevesDo you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?Keep themSlothWhat is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?Stayed caught up with houseworkWhat is the latest you've ever woken up?I dunno 2 days laterName a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?My nieceWhat is the last lame excuse that you made?My car wouldn't startHave you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?noHow many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?what alarm? The dog?GluttonyWhat is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?Starbucks Mocha FrappachinoAre you a meat eater?dependsWhat is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?2

A Lesson Ive Learned
well you know how your told one day they grow up and move away and you think u can handle it well guess what u cant... i learned this the hard way when my oldest one moved away... i wish she would come home and be my baby again..... so for thoughs of u who have little ones keep them as long as you can cause they will grow up and break your heart and that was a hard lesson to learn..

My Snap Out
I have been asked not to say any names at this moment...but I have to know...how can someone who says the love you and then turn around and tell someone else you love them...i don't see it...i don't see why you have to lie about your back round..why can't you be truthful about who you are..why you are always so fucking hateful to people you will have to deal with in your life because of the person you are with...Are you jealous you aren't them...are you jealous because you don't have what they have...are you jealous because i have his son and you don't...is that the reason why you hate me so much...or is it because i was right about you from the start...i don't understand you...I mean you can lay down with a man make love to him tell him you wanna marry him and spend your life with him but then the min you get online you wanna tell another man you love him...i am sorry you are fucked up..do you know what love is...have you ever exprenced love before...or is it all a game to you...or is

Saving Lives And Taking Names
taking names and saving people is what i do,, i m a normal human, nothing more and nothing less, I m just me, take it or leave it, all i do thease days is take names and save lives, some people call me a hero, and ill i do is sit here and wonder, what is hero, A hero is someone who helps people in time of need, someone who helps a fellow stranger, somone in the line of duty, well two out of three aint bad. but im no hero,, im just me bedrock

Go Talk To Her
here is a blog for some to enjoy is from a very great friend of mine http://fubar.com/blog/38178/470493 I just want to frist say that this person here has had my back with alot i have been dealing with lately Kelly thank u so much and if u have any question about anything then maybe u need to hit her up and she will tell u just how to take ur candy asses on some were ™KelKel™ ÇHã®M€Ð ÃÑG€£ PîP€®@ fubar thanks love to the ones that mean somehting to me

Karma!!!!!!
Karma leaves no story untold, What i did to you been paid back tenfold!!! Doesnt make sense to continue this charade, when you have intention on returning the love I gave. I love you mor than the air i breathe, but blinded,you cant see its you that i need... They say love is a lesson learned, I've been taught one to remember!!!!! It is clear to me, as clear as day, your love indeed has gone astray!!!! So sad for me your love had to depart, and its crystal clear i no longer hold the key to your heart! J.D.~8/2007

Have A Little Empowerment, Yay
Sparkling grey, Through my own veins. Any more than a whisper, Any sudden movement of my heart. And I know, I know I'll have to watch them pass away Just get through this day Give up your way, you could be anything, Give up my way, and lose myself, not today That's too much guilt to pay Sickened in the sun You dare tell me you love me But you held me down and screamed you wanted me to die Honey you know, you know I'd never hurt you that way You're just so pretty in your pain Give up my way, and I could be anything I'll make my own way Without your senseless hate... hate... hate... hate. So run, run, run And hate me, if it feels good. I can't hear your screams anymore You lied to me But I'm older now And I'm not buying baby Demanding my response Don't bother breaking the door down I found my way out And you'll never hurt me again.

80
Today's Quote Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Kinda Private, But Decided To Share
Ok, let me try to break down what was getting to me. Yes a dream kind of started it. I keep having these dreams. Dreams where I'm cheating on my husband. Sneaking off with men, hooking up with ex's. It effects me. I find in the daytime it occasionally comes to my mind. It really upset me because I thought if he knew I even dreamed or thought it, it would upset him. I know we have talked about swinging & bringing in another woman. But he is pretty adamant about not sharing me with any other men. So why do I keep dreaming about men? Graphic, very sexual dreams about having affairs? Not just that I'm having sex with someone else, but that I am aware I'm married & sneaking off. Doing it in hallways, sneaking into attics or storage rooms. Those vivid dreams I'm known for where I can feel their skin, smell their hair. I feel like I'm already cheating on him when I wake up. Then I started to notice I sometimes look at men & wonder what it would be like to be with them. Now I'm no

Fubar
I posted a mumm the other day and just because I used the word FUCK and forgot to put it in nsfw they canned me from creating anymore mumms. Talk about immature. Oh now lets punish CBE for using the word FUCK in her mumm...want some fucking dish soap for it to. Grow the hell up...we are all adults and I am sure you use the word fuck more times then I fucking do. I see comments on some of the mumms where people are saying things like, "Fuck that shit" and yet nothing is done about it. I use it once and right away I am chastized for doing it. Whatever screw you...back to my 360. Later!! Kris

The Bullshit...
Okay this is to all you drama causing bitches...I am tired of all your he said she said bullshit...get a life..You wanna make someones life hell because you are either jealous or just plain aint happy with your lives...well get over yourselves and move on...if you aint happy change ya life style..and if you jealous stop being...because there aint no need to be...and if you wanna cause shit...then do it to someone else because you aint gonna bring your bullshit to my door... Mandie...I love ya girl...Keep ya head up and remember i am here for you and if people wanna fuck with you remember to always smile and say fuck you get over yourself...and remember they hate on us cause they can't be us... Tara...I know we have just become friends...But i will be there to back you 100% no matter what is going on...and let them be jealous and try to have what you have...because they aint gonna get it... Mary...as for you...i love you auntie...and i am always here for you no matter what...yo

I Need Prayers
It does not seem like my little girl should be going to school.. I know it is just a half of day but it very hard on me .. My son has been going for a while but I have another son that is older so it is not as hard on me.. This is my last baby I dont have anymore .. I fell like part of heart is going to be gone .. If you are a mom you will understand .. I know that I need to let you grow up but she is my a little mini me and it is so so hard.. Myrissa mommy loves you so so much .. I know that you are going to be just fine in school mommy will get over this in time ... I have to go see a specailest this month I have a pinch nerve in my right shoulder and in my lower back .. I need all the prayers and the love that I can get cuz I might have to surgery..

No Goodbyes Like This..
I watched him walk away for the last time and I wanted to scream I never wanted to leave like this after a night of no affection no love, no thoughtful words My heart breaks but no tears are coming not tonight too numb Tomorrow morning, 8 am is the start of the new life without him without anyone that cares maybe sleep will come if I am that lonely maybe I can make it on my own better than here but I dont want to make it without him. I didnt mean to fall but I did, and hard too Never meant to. It's so hard now. I dont want to say goodbye, knowing it could be the very last time I ever see him.......

I Wished That One Time In My Life I Could Have The Perfect Date Like This...
At any beautiful beach, (I would love it to be at the beach at Cafe Del Mar Ibiza), along with my lover, under the stars before the sunset. sitting on a thin but comfortable long cloth with many rose petals on it, a lit lavender candle on top of the cloth, with a picnic basket, including some minute maid apricot juice, lemon hinted chicken, a dozen purple grapes, a star fruit, and chocolate brownies. also a music player and a c.d that plays love or relaxing music, and while eating the chocolate brownie last, finally enjoying the view of the beautiful and magnificent sunset, by the side of the one I love…

I Really Wish I Had A House
I wish I had a house that was all mine and didn't have to worry about people walking in the room while I was on the computer cause that really annoyes me. I currently live with my husbands mother step dad and his brother two of which I hardly get along with and both of which like to come in the room while I'm on the computer. My days are filled with kids and work all day so when I get online waiting for my husband to get off work at 3am I just want to be left alone enless one of the kids is hurt and I can't hear them crying which is very unlikely. I also want my own place cause lets face it alone time with my husband don't happen as much as I would like it too. Thats all for tonight cause I live a very boring life sorry. chas

To Sleep, Then To
phone my doctor- overdue prescription arrangement- and to listen to Sorabji's Villa Tasca for an hour before work and doing a bit of this, and that. Then after work and exercise, might join a group and see The Bourne Ultimatum. Night!

What A Week So Far
I hate migraines with a passion . Been suffering from them since i was 5 yrs old . Few years ago i started recording everything i eat and found a few triggers . Nothing sucks more than being curled up ,Fists clenchedin balls , losing your vision , every noise feeling like a truck being dropped on your head and a doctor standing over you saying "wow" this is a severe one again. Well kids wanted pizza this week so I ordered dominoes got the new Philly cheese steak pizza and it became painfully obvious something in there doesn't like me some addative or something . So be fore warned it taste great but if you have migraines and some are triggered by food you may want to think twice . Three days of hell lost eye sight in left eye neck is finally feeling normal , Not quite as worried about my head rolling off my shoulders lol. Well that is my missing in Action report for today ! Hope all is well with all of you .... catch you on the flip side of things ~~~Lill

Health Check
A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping naked on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 50-year old ass?" She replied, "Your name never came up."

My Freinds
hi everyone of my Friends hows things withyou I'm OK hear I'm leaning to put my life back together how do some of you cope with the sorrows of life for me one day at a time live for today as tomorrow is promised to no-one I've met a lot of nice people on hear some not so nice you win you loose some so if anyone likes to chat feel free i like meeting nice people please feelfree to sigh my guest book love linny Gairfield my favorite cat he-he.

Please Give Me Your Opinion On This Situation That Is Wrote In My Blog!
First Off I Would Like To Start Off With This. I Thought This Was So Cute. Some People Might Actually Get A Laugh Out Of It. FAKE FRIENDS: Never Ask For Food. REAL FRIENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn ... We Fucked Up ... But That Shit Was Fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never Seen You Cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry With You. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep Your Shit So Long They Forget Its Yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know A Few Things About You. REAL FRIENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You. FAKE FRIENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will Kick The Whole Crowds Ass That Left You. FAKE FRIENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door. REAL FRIENDS: Wal

So I Wrote Babyj
Mike, my name is Van, aka Captain Cooter. I've been making a bitchfit in the mumms lately, and written a blog saying all my feelings. Please, take a moment to read this: My thoughts. It may be a little long, but please read it all, all 3 blogs in Social Concepts...if you haven't already. Mike, I used to love this site. However I'm tired of being treated like a child. I've been mad for quite some time, but the latest trend in the mumms has been a catalyst for me. I apologize for going about this in the manner I have instead of coming to you directly, however I wanted to see if I was alone in my views. A lot of the older members to your site have disappeared, or are fuming quietly. The newer members are pissed about trivial things like the bouncer checks. I don't really know what to say that isn't mentioned in my blogs, but I do want to stress this one point: I used to love this site, and I want to love it again. I know that it can be great, but the moderators need to be moderat

The Method To My Madness..or My Madness To My Method..
Hey atleast I have a method. LOL. Ok now on to the point. Since some of you have 1,000's of pictures, I can't possibly rate them all in one sitting. Ok, so for some of you I have done just that. But man, that makes your eyes cross!! So from now on, I will pick one of you at the beginning of any happy hour that I am actually on the site. I will pick the folder that has the most pictures and start there and keep going until the happy hour is up or I finish. If I have already rated all of your pictures, I will then go to your stash and rate that until I finish or the happy hour is up. You want my attention? FAN ME! If you return the gesture,( I fan everyone I add)then you definately have a better chance of me giving you rate/comment love. You want in my family? Then show me I mean that much to you by adding me to yours. Or you can earn it like people like Marina and Porcelain have. If you have gone above and beyond for me, then I will add you to my family. Thank

Rising
It begins You slowly lay me down And the magic begins I feel it beginning to flow through me Slightly at first Growing stronger with each passing moment Ecstasy? Pleasure? Euphoria? There are no words to describe your touch I am soon enveloped in your strength, your hold I feel you gripping my entire being Every inch of me at the height of it's senses I close my eyes... and feel This is all I can do I want to cry I let a tear slide If only this feeling would never end And we've only begun

Love You No More
You lost me today But still I return My body is aching For you I still yearn Blood rushing, hearts pounding The heat is on Breathing harder, moving faster The world is gone No inhibitions or love No thoughts of you Just heat and sweat Of things left to do The lust, the desire Entices me more The thought of knowing You'll never be at my door Harder, I scream As you are starting to tease No time for those games Time only to please Faster and stronger The end is so close Your hardness is fading And I am engrosed You finish, but me Alas, I'm still hot I force you down And you know the spot Your tongue, I admit I sometimes shall miss But now I am done And I leave with a kiss

Men Going On Vacation
Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" asks his neighbor. "Yes, but I need a better suggestion." replied Larry. "Go ahead ask me..." suggests his neighbor. Larry says, "You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was pregnant." "Yes but..." his neighbor starts. "And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife was pregnant!" Larry said. "Yes but..." his neighbor started again. "And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was also pregnant!" Larry said. "Yes but..." his neighbor stammered. "Well could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?" Larry asked his neighbor.

70 Odd Questions
70 Odd QuestionsWhat is your middle name?AngeliqueWhat color is your mailbox?um,its in my front door.....Are you single?noHave you ever hit a deer?no,Thank GodDo you have to drive over a bridge to get home?noWhat color is your room?whiteDo you have a small driveway?I hate my f-ing driveway!Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?noWhat do you do first in the morning?yawnWhat brand is your printer?HP somethingDo you enjoy fighting with people?no I don'tIs your hair naturally straight or curly?pretty straightWho was your kindergarten teacher?uhhhhhhWhat is your ringtone?INXS-Need you tonightAre you taller than your mom?noWhat curse word do you say the most when your pissed?FuckAre you God?um,noDo you like someone?prollyDo you enjoy writing in colored pens?yesDoes anything hurt on your body right now?noDo you often cry during a movie?sometimesLast phone call you received?the groomerLast text message?Text picDo you hate your life?sometimes I doDo you get mad easily?YesWhat is your

Girls Don't Realize These Things... Sad But True.
I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pulled out your chair like I was raisedI'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerkI'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive thingsI'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a clubI'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to dateI'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guyI'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to

Vagina Pastry
The shape is soft and flaky With many layers Like a mille-feuille Thousand Leaves Each with their own texture The cream poured into each crevice Slowly rubbing the moulds The bud of pleasure Like berries Buried deep yet prominent Roll it out Smooth away the rough To turn it smooth Heat the oven The hands of man Like a preliminary oven Kneading the flesh Licking the rims Penetrating the folds The oven is hot, the vagina is hot Fleshy and muscle bound Slowly inflating Permeating the mixtures Blowing cool air to make her Smile The oven awaits The folds shivering in anticipation The bud like the berry Facing the audience Red and silky smooth Yet raw and expectant The Heat Solidifying the ingredients Heating the folds Caramelising the juices Cream Sweet and crumbly Flaky yet strong Satiated and Served as… A Work of Art

Redneck Surgical Procedure
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h

I Am A Queen
(I am anyone I want to be, but for now, I am a queen.) You? A young lover that hath been summoned to my bed to try and please me, as no one else. I am the one wise. I am the one with experience. Whilst you try and show me yours… Surprise me. please me. tease me until I scream for more loins burning with a fire an aching, longing desire to be doused and soothed only by the driving and pounding thrust of your hardened cock inside me. Ahhhhhh…… The lines blur with the release of passion long pent up inside me the roles reverse…. Your cock glistening with the moisture of my pleasure, allows you to dominate. I serve every whim, any command… And you alone shall rule this kingdom.

Little Girl And Mother Shopping...
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother, "How old are you?" Mommy says, "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life." The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?" Mommy says, "That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you grown up." The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything." So little Mary does as her friend recommended. That night she sneaks into her mother's room while her mom was cooking dinner. She rummages through her purse and finds the drivers license and examines it caref

Weeee!!! Poem
I wish I had a poets tongue To describe the thoughts in mind Simply not enough Diction in the world to find. I could sit for hours and try to think Of a way to justify The feelings felt, and actions delt And believe me, love, I've tried. Emotions in complexity Are impossible to define But as simple as my tongue may be I'll simply have to try. Love itself, a powerful term Far to simple for to use In this saddest day and age Far too many must abuse. Passion, then, is strong its true But not quite on the mark For many feel it leisurely And has simply lost its spark. Lust, a word so course and sharp For this emotion is too pure To use a word so many try For victims, as a lure So what is it then? This thing I've tried To so desperately construe Complex as a word above Or simple, plain and true? Perhaps a bit of all of them Comination into one All I know is that I feel it All day til setting sun And the nights just grow more sweeter With you, with me, we

Ice Wine And A Rose
A splash of ice wine follows the path of the red rose you slide towards my nipples as they tighten, and my breasts swell. You slowly continue to trail the cool wet petals reaching the indent of my belly button. You pour the rest of the cool drink on the tip of my clit. "Ohhh... what an intense feeling" I moan and ask for more. Yet you had something else in mind. You slowly drink the the cool wine and licked it off my hot spot. Your tongue’s torturing me with your furtive manner. I’m breathless, not even the clamps or the feathers nor the leather made me feel extremely stimulated as this. My soulmate see, what you do to me?

I'm Sure You Men Will Agree On This One, Not That I Do... Lol
A group of girl friends are on vacation when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only". The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for you can stay there. Its easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they go in and the First Floor sign reads, "All the men here have it short and thin". The girl friends laugh and without hestitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second Floor reads, "All the men here have it long and thin". The girl friends continued to the Third Floor, where the sign read, "All the men here have it short and thick". This was still another disappointment, but knowing that there were still 2 floors left they went up to the next floor. The Fourth Floor sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick". The girl friends get all excited and are about to stay on the Fourth Fl

Wonders
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 8,2007 You and your buddy list are on better terms today, so send a bunch of emails or make a slew of calls. You're most at ease chatting with the people you know and love, and there's nothing stopping you from doing just that. Wonders if these ever work

Couple On A Fishing Trip
A couple went on a vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife then decided to take the boat out. She was not familar with the lake but she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat. He pulls alongside and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind or what?' "You're in a restricted fishing area" the sheriff informs her. "But, Sheriff, I'm not fishing! Can't you see that?!" she pleads. The sheriff replies, "But you have all the equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that then I will charge you with rape!" snaps the woman. "I didn't even touch you" says the sheriff. The woman smiles and says, "Yes, that's true... but you

No More
No More Pain Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, as the dreams run through her head Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, Is she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith, there's nothing left. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything she thinks she can As one night she made her choice, There was just no way she could make it without him. As days go by her eyes are just blank. She wrote him a note,it was but a poem she wrote Saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. She couldn't take the pain anymore. Pain pills she did take, just enough to end the pain o

Blow Job
Steve, the traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks, when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town. He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house." "But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have a settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best." "No, no," says Steve, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

I Am This Girl
I'm the girl!! I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside a house or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.

Open Girls!
Ok, so I figured since I'm in the mood to write, I will get everything off my chest! So, okay, if you've read my profile then you've seen that I am what most people term as "Bi-sexual" meaning, in my case, that I have no problem and actually alot of fun playing around with girls, but when it comes to romantic relationships I stick with men! So I'm sure you can guess that I'm quite fine and dandy with having the occasional 3-some, 4-some, 5-some, whatever! Now, guys, pay cloooose attention here! If you are dating girls like me, and we agree to have a relationship, then that means we want a relationship, it does not mean that, VIOLA!, we are now your gateway to having countless 3-somes with girls. We want to get to know you, trust you, know your mind, your body, your emotions, and then once we're comfortable with each other, THEN we should bring some new fun into the relationship! Guys seem to get the idea of a 3-some in their head and then BOOM, all other thoughts are gone, and a

Girls Night
She was scared when she walked into the room. She didn’t know what to expect, I was not what she was used to. She had snuck out tonight to be here with me. Something had been building between us for weeks; we were ready to explore exactly what was there. She had told her husband that she was going to BINGO so he wouldn’t want to go with her. She packed some slinky little clothes in a bag and walked out the door without kissing him goodbye ready to come back a whole new woman. I was her first and I knew this, so I was going to take full advantage of that. I had made up my mind; she was going to experience everything I could fit into my two hours with her. I was going to make sure she never forgot me or how I made her feel. Once I opened that door and saw her standing there with a bag draped over her shoulders I knew I had done the right thing. I was wearing a black lace covered frilly skirt with red ruffled panties underneath it. My top was black and lacey as well with a

Fossils Challenge Old Evoluton Theory
Associated Press Fossils Challenge Old Evoluton Theory By SETH BORENSTEIN 08.08.07, 5:30 PM ET WASHINGTON - Surprising research based on two African fossils suggests our family tree is more like a wayward bush with stubby branches, challenging what had been common thinking on how early humans evolved. The discovery by Meave Leakey, a member of a famous family of paleontologists, shows that two species of early human ancestors lived at the same time in Kenya. That pokes holes in the chief theory of man's early evolution - that one of those species evolved from the other. And it further discredits that iconic illustration of human evolution that begins with a knuckle-dragging ape and ends with a briefcase-carrying man. The old theory is that the first and oldest species in our family tree, Homo habilis, evolved into Homo erectus, which then became human, Homo sapiens. But Leakey's find suggests those two earlier species lived side-by-side about 1.5 million years a

The End
Life is Ending I dont think I can deal with this anymore no love, just agony and pain the pain makes me want to walk out the door staying much longer will drive me insane i realy have the desire to kill mine is in danger even if i lie but i would be the victim of this trill i surelly will be the next one to die simple, sweet just a very young woman love again i will never really feel i cant go through this kind of pain again i do not have the rapid urge to heal today is going to be my real end always remember me. Your True Love

A Lost Feeling Alone And Confused
A look of confusion, a single tear falls waiting and wondering why Security and promises await Love and devotion wondering why Lost in the spaces between a sense of belonging and the feeling of love Who am I to judge it could be true it could really work. Losing in the battle of love and friendship together we fall. The feelings differ from one to the other The knowing I need this I want this The knowing the love a broken friendship? With both the sense of security with both Should I jump at the first chance hang back and stay cool? A lost sense of all feelings a hopeless romantic with a crushed heart Wondering why

In Total Girl Mode
I am a woman... girl... a goddess of everything living and breathing. The world revolves around me and my fellow ladies, for without us man would not exist. Yes, I am emotional, vulnerable and sometimes just a big pain in the ass. But, at the end of the day; I am powerful, strong, independent, successful, open minded, loving, caring, gentle and everything else that any one person can be. Why, because I am a woman. I possess the very qualities that every person respects, the qualities that every child looks up too, and the qualities every man only DREAMS of having. I have no idea where this all came from, I just started writing lol. Jax

Well Thank You Washington D C, But I Have And Always Will Saluate The Flag
LEGISLATION ALLOWS VETERANS TO SALUTE THE FLAG http://inhofe.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressRoom.PressReleases&ContentRecord_id=04627c79-802a-23ad-43c5-5207c7092c09 July 26, 2007 WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) today praised the passage by unanimous consent of his bill (S.1877) clarifying U.S. law to allow veterans and servicemen not in uniform to salute the flag. Current law (US Code Title 4, Chapter 1) states that veterans and servicemen not in uniform should place their hand over their heart without clarifying whether they can or should salute the flag. “The salute is a form of honor and respect, representing pride in one’s military service,” Senator Inhofe said. “Veterans and service members continue representing the military services even when not in uniform. “Unfortunately, current U.S. law leaves confusion as to whether veterans and service members out of uniform can or should salute the

Questions People Never Think Of
While driving down the road, and looking for an address, do you turn the radio down?lmao,YesPretend you are a really good cook, what meal would you make?hmmm,something ItalianWhat is your favorite piece of clothing in your closet?My swarovski crystal Pirate shirtWhy?Because I look good in itIf you could quit your job right now, and be anything you wanted, what would it be?I am already doing what I loveWhat do you think of when you look at the stars?How big the universe really isWhen you add someone into your cell phone, do you use there real name, or there nickname?Real namesIf you use there real name, do you add there last name?YesHow much information do you ask for before you sleep with someone?Um,what?How long do you date someone before you sleep with them?I don't dateIf you could say ONE THING to the president, what would it be?Fuck Off !If you could meet ANY president, dead or not, who would it beAbraham LincolnWhy?Because he is Abraham Lincoln for God's sakes!If you could get rid

News!
oh guess what? I got offered a really amazing opportunity to become apart of a team who will be creating a website for a large Adelaide business firm. how cool is this ... could possibly lead to a full time permanent position! Im so happy ... not like any of you guys care anyway lol ... anyway Im in class so I better get back to work now.

Kindred Spirit
(A poem I found that reminded me of my Master.) My kindred spirit, Do you doubt we’ll share, A love transcendent, And truly rare? Our souls dominion; Will give us no choice. Time will stand still, When I hear your voice. If fate has its way Your eyes will meet mine, Lost in forever We’ll travel past time. Then, long awaited Our hands will touch; Mine, fragile, soft, Yours warm and rough. No thoughts will break, Or suspend our dance. When our souls meet, We’ll be left to chance. A force of nature, Destiny shall ordain. Our will cast aside, Released from the pain. To each other's center, We will be led, Seduction upon us, Our hungers fed. My heart, for you only, My flesh will surrender, Respond to your warmth, To your touch, so tender. A coveted encounter, Fulfilled at long last, We’ll know from then on, If this will just pass. The danger for us, Will be revealed then - What might be our future, Are we lovers or friends?

Old Poem I Wrote Before I Meet My Wife
Why do we live only to die why do we laugh only to cry. why are we empty always inside were is the peace that use to reside why is this hole open so wide where even in darkness my soul cannot hide. why in my heart do I feel only death when I live and I breath as closer I step, to an answer I knew but is gone with regrete, as closer I draw to the man iv not met.

If'n I Was A Stripper...
If I were a female stripper I'd be out of work. I seem to have misplaced my poll. I'm also not naked, don't like glitter and the thought of wearing tassels on my nipples makes me cringe. And I'm not much of a woman. What with me being a man and all. Yes, I said tassels. I've never actually been to a strip club so I have to rely on dated and vague imaginings as to stripper attire. Tassels feature rather often in my addled brain. Ok, that was far too much of a glimpse inside my mind.

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

Another Horcrux
thus.. a little chunk of my soul is torn from me once more... all on account of 10% off when approved. lol.... tomorrow is the big day! back to school (does a mommy victory dance) after dropping them off...(giggles with joy) I will head into work. much to do and one week to do it in. feel the pressure, thrive off of it. I think the vitamin B thing I started taking is actually helping me a little bit. I am not sleeping as well as I should be yet. but with everyone getting on a set schedule in the next week, I am hoping for a small miracle. (they can happen, if you let them)

Written For Her Master
Because of You I feel your gentle touch Yet, there is no hand to hold You have kissed me with tenderness Yet our lips have never brushed You are here, way deep inside Although in another part of the world you abide Yet because of you, I breathe...

My Lil Brother
my brother tells me to come kick it at his house and bring somethin to drink and a pack of blacks,so i brought to big bottles of bacardi, then three girls show up and one of the homies shows up. so we all kickin it and one girl gets drunk and throws up, this nigga tries to get me to take her home wit me, so i told him i didnt bringer i aint takin her no where, of course i was to drunk to drive anyway so i passed out at his house and so did everyone else. but why when i woke up my brother was kickin the throw up queen out his bed at 8 in da morning talkin about her face scared him.

Books Bound In Human Flesh
Brown University's library boasts an anatomy book that combines form and function in macabre fashion. Its cover--tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, like fine leather--is made of human skin. In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society. At the time, the best libraries belonged to private collectors. Some were doctors who had access to skin from amputated parts and patients whose bodies had gone unclaimed. In other cases, wealthy bibliophiles acquired skin from executed criminals, medical school cadavers and people who died in the poor house. Nowadays, libraries typically keep such volumes in their rare book collections and do not allow them to circulate. But scholars can examine them. Brown's John Hay Library has three books bound in human skin--the 1568 anatomy tex

Life
life I lie alone My life a mess No family, no home My life a misery torn apart Just like my little beating heart My life of being sad Just makes me mad I do not wish to be lonesome As if love would make me wholesome Like love would fill my heart No one is there to make me smile Just there to tease and tear my heart apart While laughing all the while My tears of hope drift out of me just like a sea of misery

Woo Hooo!!!!
OMG!!! It's almost here!!! FOOTBALL SEASON BABY!!!!! OK so most of you know that I am a DIE HARD Packer fan... I am wondering what this season holds for us... We didn't get much in the draft... In fact, I almost wonder why Favre is still here... My GOD!! That man really has NO ONE to throw to, and he's gettin a lil too old to be runnin the ball himself.. yet we all know that he's crazy like that. Ya know, I get a kick outta all the people that rip on my boys... This is a team that has fans that will never walk(minus the game when we left the stadium half empty...lol) I love my boys and NOTHING will get me to change. OK so enough rambling about football... it's making me want it more...lol I just returned from Minnesota... Had a good time...Can't say it was GREAT, but it was fun... did some things I never thought I would do in a parking garage... LMAO!!! And caught a couple softball games... Sorry about the losses Brother's.... And I got some pics of the bridge... We went

Thoughts
Thoughts Of You Thoughts of you have drifted near I sense them in my heart Along with all the sorrows not being with you has brought My tears are no longer empty they are filled with pain and such The sea they form is lovely yet deadly to the touch. When peaceful sleep encloses me I only dream of you These dreams are what hold me when my wishes don't come true This longing never ends and will never be satisfied Until my life is over and my heart and soul have died

Psa...
It's been proposed that warning signs be placed on beer bottles to tip off drinkers about the likely effects: 1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards. 2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party. 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway. 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to

You Decide...
"Evil doesn't even BEGIN to describe this woman... but since we've already started there [Evil Grin]..! WATCH HER fellas, she means yall NO GOOD, and she'll tell you if you ask! She's so evil, she had tha Devil himself throwin up his hands, like "Aw FUCKit, i givup!" Now if THAT aint Evil..." ~ Hiram Holy Shit!!! I think I may have been called out... So I was talking to a new person on my list and he tells me that I am too "deadly" for him... LOL What is THAT supposed to mean? Shit I'll tell you up front how dangerous I am... I have NO problem with that... I guess no one really reads testimonials or people would know that... (I guess some men just can't handle their arsenic) Hiram says it all... 100% accurate...And let me tell ya this.. that man has read me... looked into the eyes and told me everything!!! *mental note*Gotta wear sunglasses around that man... But seriously, I am NOT a player, or a fake... I'll tell ya how it is...If you are afraid of the answer, don't ask...

This Or That
Food/DrinkMcDonalds or Burger King?Burger KingPepsi or Coke?PepsiSierra Mist or Sprite?SpriteDominos or Pizza Hut?Pizza HutFridays or Ruby Tuesdays?FridaysPancakes or waffles?WafflesHamburgers or cheeseburgers?CheeseburgersMeat or veggies?veggiesVanilla or chocolate?ChocolateClothingAbercrombie or Hollister?AbercrombieBoxers or briefs?BoxersCollar: popped or regular?dependsJeans or skirt?SkirtSneakers or flip-flops?Flip flopsMusic*NYSNC or Backstreet Boys?R u kidding?50 Cent or 2pac?NOCountry or rap?NORob Thomas or Maroon 5?Rob ThomasGoo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20?Ewwww too close to call Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;)huh?The Other SexFace or body?BodyChest or heinie?ChestHair: short or long?dependsBrunette or blonde?BrunetteCandy or flowers?um,flowersHugs or kisses?HugsFriends with benefits or date?Friends with benefitsTechnologyMySpace or Facebook?MyspaceAIM or MSN?YahooTV or movie?MovieCell phone or iPod?CellAutomatic or manual?ManualColorsBlack or white?dependsRed or blue?BlueGold or sil

Dork... The Otha White Meat!!
OK... so I have come to the conclusion that I am a dork.. Here are some embarrassing moments I have had throughout my life..... ~I stepped on a 3 pronged garden hoe and had to be taken to the ER by ambulance with it still in my foot. (14) ~ I was run over by a ten speed bike (7) ~ While running during track and field day, I tripped and fell taking out the hurdles...and everyone else behind me. (9) ~ While at the bar drinking on Halloween and dressed as a prom slut, I attempted to climb up on the bar to dance NOT realizing that part of the bar top was the part that they close (therefore having no support). That part of the bar gave out, and I crashed to the floor. Skirt all the way up exposing everything... (22) ~ After drinking WAY too much and smoking even more, my bar crush insisted that he get a kiss goodnight while we were sitting in my van... I tried to get him to leave b/c I really felt like I was going to barf... he still insisted and he leaned in only to watch

Guardian Angel
You swept me off my feet And put into my heart such fiery heat At first sight I would not have known The kind of love and protection I'd be shown You've helped me through the good and bad For meeting you I am so glad You are my guardian angel and soulmate And we both know it is fate Forever you will hold me in your arms Because of you I know I'll never be harmed I am yours and you are mine Forever and ever will be just fine

Love
Just once I would like to feel the touch of a true love. The pure and clean touch that we all long for. The touch of that special someone that makes us smile in the face of adversity, the touch and the feel of warmth that radiates our darkest hours. The knowing tingles of a hand stroking our backs to soothe away the stress that the world presents to us. The gentle caressing the melts away our fears and disbeliefs. I long to feel my true loves eyes gazing upon me in a loving and caring way, a way that shows they see the flaws me have and excepts them unconditionally and insures us that these flaws are what make us each different and special. I long to hold onto my love when I am scarred, anxious, in a hopeless pit of torment, because the touch is an energy that revitalizes and enriches, a surge that protects and destroys any ill will toward us. I say to all that have this special love in their life already turn to them, grab them by the hand, look into their e

It Still Exists...
I just learned about a case of segregation-era oppression happening today in Jena, Louisiana. I signed onto ColorOfChange.org's campaign for justice in Jena, and wanted to invite you to do the same. http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=2314-208383 Last fall in Jena, the day after two Black high school students sat beneath the "white tree" on their campus, nooses were hung from the tree. When the superintendent dismissed the nooses as a "prank," more Black students sat under the tree in protest. The District Attorney then came to the school accompanied by the town's police and demanded that the students end their protest, telling them, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy... I can take away your lives with a stroke of my pen." A series of white-on-black incidents of violence followed, and the DA did nothing. But when a white student was beaten up in a schoolyard fight, the DA responded by charging six black students with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murd

Lost In It...
I can still smell you... The sweet scent of you and I lingering in my brain for far too long Is it because I never want it to leave? Will it hurt too bad to lose it? And your touch... How can I forget the way your fingertips feel on my skin Causing tremors to run thru my body with every movement the way you look into my eyes... your eyes tell me everything or is it that MY eyes tell YOU everything? Slowly your lips follow every curve of my body. Ravaging every inch of my pale skin My lips quiver as they feel your breath inner thigh gets the attention tho my body is begging for you to take me instead you worship my legs for they are your weakness back down to my inner thigh... how I want so badly to grab your head I can't take it anymore I need you to taste me.... a few licks on my lips and you tongue brushes my clit! OH THE TORTURE!!! Back to the legs... HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!? my moans getting louder by the second.. watch the breathing... I need t

Movie Reviews.
Okay I love going to the movies so here are some reviews for the ones I have seen. The Simpson's Movie. Awsome, diffently better then the regular show on TV. I hope you all get a chance to see it. Transformers. Man been waiting years for this movie and it wasnt to bad. If you forget the transformers from the 80's the movie becomes a whole lot better. The Bourne Ulitmatium. Good movie, lots of action. Doesnt match up to the books but still worth seeing it. Thats all for now.

Waiting On My Prince-not-totally-charming...
Before I say anything... I first need to thank a great friend for opening my eyes this morning (around 4 am to be exact) Thanks so much for the talk and for sharing what I already knew... Love ya!!!! Once upon a time... I was a little girl. During the day I read my books of fairy tales, and at night I dreamed of the way my life would turn out. On Sunday nights, I parked my butt two inches away from the t.v. Tinkerbell would fly out waving her wand and putting fairy dust on all the letters on the screen, showing that the magic was about to begin. The music would grow, and I would hold my breath with excitement as I watched my favorite stories unfold. Cinderella arrived at the ball, and everyone recognized her as a true princess, and I just knew my day to go to the ball was coming... Sleeping Beauty was sleeping beautifully, dreaming of her prince, and I dreamed of the day that my prince would come... Snow White was singing as she got the dwarfs off to work, and I imagined hu

One More Time...
PUMPING through your heart, RUSHING through your mind, BLOWING your Worlds apart, Slowing-Down-Time. FORCING your soul to SCREAM, CHARGING Blood through every vein, RUNNING RAMPANT through every dream, UNLEASHING the BEAST once tame, YELLING at the Heavens, POUNDING into your very spirit, DRAGGING you to the ends, Ecstasy GUSHING your every tip. Can you feel the UNRELENTING force, Making your legs feel WEAK, NOT a single drop of REMORSE, When you BLOW at the final peak. Your body BEGGING for more, Your soul SCREAMING for another touch, Dont forget to BARRICADE the door, When you DIVE into the ORGASM of LOVE.

Does My Name Fit Me?
K~crazy in a good way A~Hot R~smile to die for I~loves to laugh and smile ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~so does it fit me?? A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: lowild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times

Rates
i'm very sorry if i have missed some of you that may have rated me .not trying to be rude .a honest fuck up lol . at first i had no clue what was going on it was so quick lol but i just wanted you all to know i was sorry if i did miss you ...........

Not Too Much To Ask...
I want a MAN.....who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me passionately. Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls envious. Someone who would sing to me at random moments...who would let me sleep on their chest. A man who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw pillows at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times just to make me laugh...He would take me to the park.... wrap his arms around me and make me feel safe....give me bear hugs when I needed them the most...He would tell his friends about me and smile while he was doing it.... We'd kiss passionately in the pouring rain.....We'd argue about silly things and then make up *wink*.... I want a man who would kiss me at midnight on NYE.... someone I can cuddle up with on a summers night and stare at the stars with...Someone who would kiss me gently on the forehead... someone who would stay at home on a Friday night to help me make dinner and w

Useless Info....
~ I have a king size bed and still sleep right on the edge. ~ My fav colors are powder blue, brown, green, and orange. I can never pick just one! ~ I am ADDICTED to chocolate! ~ I am a Libra. ~ My biggest fear is spiders. ~ Caffine makes me sleepy. ~ I can be a really big bitch. ~ I have a short temper. ~ The quickest way to shut me up is to kiss me. ~ My WHOLE house interior(minus the kitchen) is dark chocolate brown and a mocha color. ~ I sometimes snore in my sleep. ~ I am not a natural redhead. My natural color is a sandy blonde. ~ I dropped outta HS when I got pregnant with my oldest. I then went back 18 months later and graduated. No GED.. the actual diploma. ~ At one point I had my lip, nose and tongue pierced. The tongue ring I sometimes put back in. ~ I had my tongue gauged out to a "0" at one time(the thickness of a pencil) ~ I HATE CATS!!! ~ I was married for 6 years. ~ I won tickets to a GB/Det game back in '05 only to watch my boys get pummeled by Det. ~

♫ô♫ôdoes Your Name Fit You?♫ô♫ô
DOES YOUR NAME FIT YOU? L: very good kisser I: loves to laugh and smile N: easy to fall in love with D: can kick ur butt A: Hot ♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ô♫ A: Hot B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeous eyes F: lowild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy in a good way L: very good kisser M: makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: smile to die for S: makes people laugh T: is a good person to be with U: Hott V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: smile to die for Z: can be funny and dumb at times

A Full Service Survey
A Full Service Survey: Who Are You? Name:Lisa Zodiac Sign:Scorpio Rising Sign:Scorpio Birth Year:1970 Birthplace:Los Angeles,CA Hometown:Oklahoma City,OK Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city:City Highschool(s):Chino High School Class of 88 Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?:I'm the baby Heritage:Been thru this What Do You Look Like? Hair Color:Blonde Eye Color:Blue/Green Skin tone:Fair Face Shape:Regular I hope Height:5'2" Weight:108 lbs. Shoe size:7 What Makes You Tick What aspect of your personality do you like best?My humor Which aspect of your personality do you like the least?I lack patience What are some things about other people that annoy you?Stupid people annoy me What are some things about you that might annoy people?My driving

~*deliciously Evil*~
I'm a simple woman with simple interests. You will never have to go out of your way to please me. I guess you can say I'm a giver. I love making people happy. I'm a people person. I am a single mom of four beautiful daughters and the most important interest I have right now is making my daughters happy. Seeing them smile makes me smile. So whatever they feel like doing, you will probably see me doing it with them. Acting out the latest drama between Barbie and her friends, playing Mary Kay, watching "Flicka" 3 times a day, having the snarls RIPPED out of my head because they want to do my hair, reading....anything that brings that beautiful laughter out of their soul. I would rather spend a Saturday night watching movies with them than have a night out on the town with my friends. As for the men. It's all about treating the man I am with as my king. A dinner date, a picnic in the park, play fighting in leaves on an autumn day. Running through the house spraying one another with w

Pork Loin, Languedoc Style
À la languedocienne or languedoc style can include tomatoes, mushrooms, eggplants either together or individually. It may also, as in this recipe, signify dishes that are typical of Languedoc cooking in which the principal ingredients are garlic and olive oil. INGREDIENTS: * 1 Pork Loin * 2-4 Tablespoons olive oil * 8 large garlic cloves, peeled & cut into sticks * sea salt/pepper PREPARATION: 1. Stick the pork with the garlic cloves and sprinkle with salt and pepper. 2. Brush with the olive oil and allow to stand for 12 hours. 3. Preheat oven to 425°F. Place in roasting pan and roast for 25-30 minutes per pound. To serve: Serve the roast with its cooking juices.A typical accompaniment in the Languedoc region would be potatoes sautéed in goose fat.

Thursday
I'm off tomorrow...I guess anything can happen...lol Sure hope I don't get stopped by the police again..they have radars out like there was no tomorrow...They must've got some new ones and now they have new toys to play with while working lol. Ah well just use the cruise control and lock in my speed. Hope you all have a great Thursday...I hope to. kris

8/8/2007
Well, I have a very active life! I take care of my 3 kids and my 2 foster children! It is hard dealing with abused children, but they deserve love, compassion, understanding and caring! They deserve the chance to have a safe and healthy life. I have a 7 month old baby in my care that has had such a hard little life in such a short time span. It was hard to go to a hospital to get him, and a see the hurt and mistrust, the fear and the damage! I could see the external things, be told of the internal things, but being with him day in and day out, I was able to feel his pain. He was afraid to cry, afraid to sleep, eating very little. But with alot of love and care he is growing, sleeping and he actually smiles, and laughs, he like to play and crawl, get into my movies, and know that he isnt going to be beaten for it. Or starved for crying! In the 2 months he has been with me he has gain almost 8 pounds, and is crawl, trying to walk and being a baby! It is great and it makes me f

Pork Chops With Fennel
Pork Chops marinated in pastis, then braised with fennel. INGREDIENTS: * 4 3/4-inch pork chops * 2 fennel bulbs, sliced lengthwise into 1 x 1-1/2" strips * 4 sprigs of fennel leaves (cut the from the above bulbs) * 1/4 cup pastis (Pernod or Ricard) * 2 Tablespoons olive oil * 1-1/2 cups chicken stock * salt & freshly ground black pepper PREPARATION: 1. Marinate the pork chops: In a shallow glass baking dish, large enough to hold the chops in a single layer, place the 4 sprigs of fennel leaves. Place a chop on top of a fennel sprig and sprinkle the pastis over the chops.Cover with plastic wrap and marinate 2-3 hours in the refrigerator, turning them every half hour. 2. Preheat oven to 350°F. 3. In a flameproof casserole, heat the oil over med-high heat. Remove the chops from the marinade, discarding the fennel but reserving the rest of the marinade. Pat the chops gently dry, then sauté in the oil about 8-10 minutes per side. Adjust the hea

Love Poem #3
I Will Love You Forever I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

Hmmmm... Life....
It's funny how life works huh? You sit in a situation that gets worse and worse, hoping that it will all just become wonderful once you endure the shit, and it ends up the opposite way, just snowballing into one huge "Go fuck yourself, I hope you die and burn in hell!" So then the finger is pointed at you in all situations, as if everything wrong was because of your inadequacies, and you're told you'll never be happy again, noone will love you for who you are, and so on and so forth. But the thing is... life needs to teach you lessons, you have to endure the shit to have karma give you a sweet portion of life. I guess you could say this is exactly what just happened to me! I'd been sitting there, turning down every great oppotunity that had shown itself to me, because I will never double-cross another person. Now that I've said "fuck it" to my unhappy situation, I'm being approached by great ones. Men are a mystery to me, always will be, but because of that reason, I'm not

Pork Tenderloin With Cherry And Red Wine Sauce
This pork recipe from France is made with pork tenderloin. The spices, cherries and red wine that coats the pork makes this an elegant meal for winter. Makes 6 to 8 servings. INGREDIENTS: * 1 4-lb. boneless pork tenderloin, fat trimmed off * 2 teaspoons mixed whole peppercorns * 15 whole cloves * 1 Tablespoon ground cinnamon * 6 Tablespoons room temperature unsalted butter * 1 large onion, chopped * 1/2 cup to 1 cup red Beaujolais Villages wine * sea salt * FOR THE CHERRY SAUCE: * 1-1/2 lbs. cherries, pitted * 2 Tablespoons light brown sugar * 2 Tablespoons balsamic vinegar * 2 Tablespoons fresh rosemary, chopped * 1-1/2 cups red Beaujolais Villages wine * TO FINISH: * 1/3 cup + 2 Tablespoons kirsch * 2 Tablespoons of cornstarch, dissolved in 3 Tablespoons of the Beaujolais Villages PREPARATION: Set the meat out of the refrigerator for one hour before you plan to cook it. Preheat oven to 357

Stupid People
->jukebox Ow...: well your blocked jukebox Ow...: no im not giving up ->jukebox Ow...: whatever go away jukebox Ow...: to be friends couse htat is why im here and would like for us to get along ->jukebox Ow...: what do you want jukebox Ow...: i like talking to a little 2 year old jukebox Ow...: and no im not going away jukebox Ow...: i do ->jukebox Ow...: I dont give a fuck go away jukebox Ow...: im not jukebox jukebox Ow...: do you ->jukebox Ow...: you feel better now ->jukebox Ow...: go away jukebox Ow...: i never done any thing to you so why you being this way to me ->jukebox Ow...: plyin games how I rated you what I thought and moved on get a life

Love Poem #2
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Baked Tropical Spareribs Recipe
Pineapple, pomegranate, and lime flavor the barbecue sauce for oven-baked spareribs giving them a tropical flair. No grill necessary, and the ingredients are available year-round. Perfect for a taste of summer in the winter. The tropical barbecue sauce is delicious on any type of ribs, burgers, and chicken or use as a dipping sauce. INGREDIENTS: * Tropical Barbecue Sauce: * 1 teaspoon butter * 1/2 cup sweet onions, finely chopped * 3/4 cup light brown sugar * 1 Tablespoon dry mustard * 1 cup cider vinegar * 1 cup (8 ounces) crushed pineapple, undrained * 3/4 cup ketchup * Juice of 1 lime * 1/2 cup pomegranate juice * 2 Tablespoons soy sauce * 1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * . * Spareribs: * 5 pounds pork spareribs cut into 2 to 3 rib pieces * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 425 F. Line a shallow baking pan with nonstick foil. Place sweet onions in butte

Promised Land
2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Heartbreaking!
MICHAEL VICK; YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMEDO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PIT BULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ?MAYBE THIS? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH?MOST DEFINITELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFRAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT IS WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. WE KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PIT BULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST IS NOT RIGHT. PIT BULLS SHOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT & PL ACED WITH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pit bulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to whether or not the pit bull BECOMES one, due to whether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pit bulls, really, are as SWEET as can be!Below are pictures of pit bulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring environment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER!

Helga
I know this is bad...but I just couldn't help myself. Ya gotta admit...this is funny!!! ****************************** It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. 'Gootness, it's hot,' she mused to herself as she went down Main Street.

Real Man Chili Recipe
Real chili contains no beans. This version is made with three kinds of meat: beef, pork, and sausage. No wimpy hamburger here! It is kicked up with beer and chipotle chiles for a bowl of red that is sure to fill up any he-man or woman. Serve with beans, tortilla chips, and/or corn muffins on the side. If you have leftovers, you can use the chili to make burritos or serve it over rice. Don't be tempted to use lean meat in this chili. It will become dry and fibrous. This chili is best made the day before and refrigerated to let flavors meld. If you do not like your chili too spicy, cut the amount of chipotles in half. INGREDIENTS: * Olive oil * 1 large onion, diced * 1 pound Italian sausage links * 6 garlic cloves, minced * 2 pounds beef chuck roast, cut into 1-inch cubes * 2 pounds pork shoulder country-style ribs, cut into 1-inch cubes * 2 teaspoons kosher salt * 1 teaspoon black pepper * 2 Tablespoons masa corn flour (may substitute flou

Dang Fubar Be Nice
My stash is missing again this is I think the 9th time since fubar took I know if I add something it will come back but dang what if I didn't want a huge stash once again I have been fubared. I am up to 950 I really would not like to hit 1000,but i'm getting there.

Bleh
I picked you out, Of a crowd and talked to you. Said I liked your shoes, You said, "Thanks, Can I follow you?" So it's up the stairs, And out of view. No prying eyes. I poured some wine. I asked your name; You asked the time. Now it's two o'clock. The club is closed, We're up the block. Your hands on me, Pressing hard against your jeans, Your tongue in my mouth, Trying to keep the words from coming out. You didn't care to know. Who else may have been you before. I want a lover I don't have to love. I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck. Where's the kid with the chemicals? I thought he said to meet him here, But I'm not sure. I've got the money If you've got the time. You said, "It feels good." I said "I'll give it a try." Then my mind went dark, We both forgot where your car was parked. Let's just take the train. I'll meet up with the band in the morning. Bad actors, with bad habits... Some sad singers, they

Love Poem #1
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

I'm A Libra....and It Actually Fits!!!!!
**Naughty Horoscopes** Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color.

Maxi Pads
AN OPEN LETTER TO: Mr. JAMES THATCHER BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE CORPORATION Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core (tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will a

Prayers Needed
A friend of mine's 7 year old daughter died today. She was hit by a car yesterday while riding her bike. The girl that hit her had no license, no insurance, no tags on her car and had just gotten out of jail. She had been drinking and doing drugs. She left the scene after the child was hit. Fortunately they found her and she is now in jail again. The child died at 11:30 today. The parents don't have the money to bury the child. Please pray that enough donations can be taken up to give this child the burial she deserves. And please keep her family members in your prayers also that they can make it through this hard time.

Love Poem #1
An Entrapment My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.

For Shadowlion....
Well it's been quite some time since I've actually made an inquiry for direction, as my path has been fixed for some time.... but for a good friend, Shadowlion, I will gladly ask. Read on 08/08/2007 A Day of 7: Choices/Conflicts/Decision Points on A Day of 5 ETZNAB: Sacrificial Dagger/Flint-Severance 1. XVI The Tower (inverted) : changes to a new way, potentially a bumpy ride 2. Queen of Swords (crossing) : be sure to look at both sides, not just your own wishes 3. Page of Wands (inverted) : News may be upsetting to those close to you 4. Ace of Swords (inverted) : think carefully before action, beware illusions 5. Eight of Wands (inverted) : perhaps things are moving too quickly for fear of passing by 6. Six of Swords (inverted) : may feel like no progress, fighting against the current 7. VII The Chariot (inverted) : slow down and temper your direction, be sure it is not just for material gain 8. Ten of Pentacles (inverted) : not a good time to gamble, financial s

Here And Now.
There Comes a Time... A time comes in your life when you finally get it... When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. Y

Greetings
Hello to everyone who visits here. Well, I'm very new to this site and getting use to everything here. It's quite confusing, at least at first, though I hope to get a hang of it and stick around. Anyhow, a little bit about me. My name is Megyn, but most call me Sune, or a few good friends call me Sunage. Don't know where it came from but oh well. I'm 19, and I live in Illinois. I love to have fun, draw, catch things on fire and all that. I'm also a Furry. For those who don't know what that is, it's someone with a deep connection with a certain animal or animals, in my case a snow leapord, and have a habit of acting like, or even dressing up, as said animal. You can see an example with my yarn ball pic. I am also working at becoming a Suicide Girl. I'm signed up and all that, and just need to figure out some ideas for my first set. So if you have any Ideas, shout 'em out at me. And... I think this is all I have to say for now. Take care everyone!

The Secret Is The Law Of Attraction
1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like, You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon)

Really Far Behind
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

Erotic Awakening.......
he knows shes sleeping but he wants her n he wants her NOW.......he goes to the bed leans over slides his tongue in her mouth kissing her deeply.............she stirs and looks @ him ............before she can say a word shes cuffed to the bed posts n tied to the foot of the bed...........He towers over her looking at her then he covers her eyes......he kisses every inch of skin licks every inch of skin ..teases her nipples to hard pebbles all before he slides down to her awaiting pussy.........he teases her with his tongue from her clit to her ass he licks ..shes all ready soaking wet n dying to be loose n touch him......suddenly she feels this cold against her clit n then slowly slide inside of her..OMG the coldness mixed with her heat ..he filled a condom with crushed ice n hes fuckin her with it.....he knows shes goin to cum so he grabs the candle n drips the hot wax on her clit as he fucks her with the cold..........She cums hard all over dripping wet she came so much...he knows s

Arms Spread Out
Comfort me cradle me Live for me arms spread out Temper lights a fire in me The shape of you breaking through Desired are the chosen few Standing on the edge of ecstasy The taste of your skin My body is giving in And I'm falling into you As you let yourself go To the edge of the world And I'm falling into you I'm falling into you Close your eyes and sacrifice I'll breathe you in till I get high The center of your world pulls me down Oceans rolling over me Crashing into you I see You call for me And I relive The taste of your skin My body is giving in And I'm falling into you As you let yourself go To the edge of the world And I'm falling into you I'm falling into you I come undone, I come undone, I come undone I come undone, I come undone, I come undone I come undone, I come undone, I come undone Comfort me cradle me Live for me arms spread out Temper lights a fire in me The shape of you breaking through Desired are the chosen few Standing

Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [ burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position

The Choking Kind
I only meant to love you Didn't you know it babe Didn't you know it Why couldn't you be content With the love I gave oh yeah I gave you my heart But you wanted my mind, oh yeah Your love scared me to death, boy Oh it's the chokin kind That's all it is You can kill a girl With a bottle of poison or a knife I know you can And hurt him more to take his pride And run his life Oh it's a shame boy Whatever it is boy I surely hope you find, oh yeah I tell you that hat don't fit my head Oh, it's the chokin kind You ever been in love so hard so fast that it chokes the very life out of you? It takes over and kills the essence that is you? Is that what love is? I don't know the answer any more. I don't know what a healthy love is. I'm not even sure that I know what love is. Every time that I thought that I was in love, it never worked. It never lasted. It was never the fairytale that I had created in my mind. It was never the prince, the picket fence and the 2.5

Colorblind
This is one of my cancer blogs.... I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am taffy stuck and tongue tied Stutter shook and uptight Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine I am covered in skin No one gets to come in Pull me out from inside I am folded and unfolded and unfolding I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready I am fine Here I am. Alone. Scared from the lump I found in my breast. Wondering if I will ever truly find and now more over have that eternal love and happiness that I have sought after for so long. Wondering if I can withstand the pain necessary to even look any longer. Wondering if my ideals can in fact be a reality or if they are nothing more than fantasy. Wondering if I will die before having what I so truly want. All that I was, all that made me, all that defined me, is gone. I don't know who I am anymore. I can't define my life like I once was able

As Long As You Love Me
As Long As You Love Me I'll be your best friend I'll be your companion best friend till the end As long as you love me As long as you stay I'll do anything for you Anyplace, any day I'll bring you the sunlight I'll comfort your tears I'll fight all my life To chase all your fears As long as forever My love will be ture forever i perfect If im loving you

Green And Dumb
From the Archives: Green and Dumb "But Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so empty in the head and tied up in the tongue And Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so green and dumb" (RCP) I was recently called naive. This led me to contemplate what is naive? Isn't it a subjective term? I think that others are naive while obviously some think that I am naive. And some people are naive about certain issues while they are completely in the know about others. Does that make them naive? While I was considering whether or not I truly am naive I came to the conclusion that I'm not naive. Instead I elect to live in a world where in I would frankly rather not know about the tragic things happening. I would rather now know about the monstrocities and the terrible things that human beings do to one another or even that human beings to do nature and animals and other living things. I want to think better of people. I want to think that there are things l

The Human Body
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds . -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -At

I Have Posted Some New Pics
I have posted some new pics from my trip to stn mtn. please stop by and check them out, rate and comment if you like. I also have reposted a couple of my NSFW pics if you would like to see those as well. Love ya all.........Casanova

Older Women
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one?

Hidden Love
With painful feelings in her heart The start of each day Is always gray. This likeliness between him and her Is indescribable in words. She wants to tell him Ah, but no The boy's supposed to start the show. Tacks on the wall seem threatening She wants to piece herself and scream. Life is too hard if you're a dove And no one knows that you're in love She wants to show it. He doesn't know it. So with painful feelings she ends each day With her feelings stowed away.

75 Random Questions
75 Random Questions: Random Do you have any pets?Yes What color shirt are you wearing?Dark Blue Name three things that are physically close to you:a Dvd, cell phone,my Pink pen What is the last book you read?Kick-The life and times of Michael Hutchence Are you or were you a good student?Not really What's your favorite sport?Now,Football Do you enjoy sleeping late?um,CHYEAH! What's the weather like right now?Hot as hell Who tells the best jokes?Dane FUCKING Cook!!!!! What was the last thing you dreamed about?Don't remember Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes,many times Do you believe in karma?YES Do you believe in luck?Yes Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?Scrambled Do you collect anything? If so, what?Anything INXS,Angels Are you proud of yourself?Yes Are you reliable?Yes Have you ever given money to a bum?Y

Never Argue With A Woman
Subject: Never argue with a woman >I thought you might enjoy this little story. > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, >and reads her book. >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says theÃ‚Â woman. >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any moment."

If Your From The New Orlenas Area You Might Want To Read This....a Fallen Angel
When I was in a car wreck last month there was a speial little girl who goes by flower pot who came to help take care of me for week. Well tonight I ws given a call by another boy who calls me mama D to tell me Flower Pot was killed earlyer today..Her boy friend was running from the cops and she was begging him to stop when he ran a red light and under a simi truck. This little angel is gone and Robert and I are trying to figger out what the hell is wrong with these kids.. Anyway I know alot of people know Flower Pot and would want to know ..Rest in peace little one,We'll miss you..

Watermelon Slush
watermelon slush.....1 cup ice 3 cups watermelon chunks 2 tablespoons honey, blend all in a blender, makes 2 servings, doc's note, for cancer patients, watermelon seems to be the most tolerated fruit. its light, cool, refreshing and goes down easy

Im Him
If your looking for guy who's a bit of a slob well im him. with only one pair of jeans and a dead end job well im him, if your looking for a looser, drug and alcohol abuser,,, if your looking for guy that'll bring you down well im him. If your looking for a guy that'll promise the world well im him. and then leave you knocked up to go fuck other girls well im him, if your looking for a guy with a two foot bong that says alot of dumb shit and does every thing wrong if your looking for a pile of shit with a dick well im him! ill lay around your place, make you pay for every thing, and ill tell all the girls I meet im just your friend, if your looking for a guy that will tell you lies like he feels complete when he looks in your eyes if your looking for a guy who will ruin your life well im him! An old friend of mine wrote this have not talked to him in a very long time but found this and I always got a kick out of it thought every one else would!

Wife Of A United States Soldier
I am the Wife of a United States Soldier. I am a supporter of the United States Air Force- an encouragement for the greatest protectors of the greatest Nation on earth. Because I am proud of my husband, and the uniform that he wears, I will always act in ways creditable to him, the military service and the Nation he is sworn to guard. I am proud of my husband. I will do all that I can to protect and provide for my family in his absence. I will be loyal to my husband and to the vows that we made as we entered the covenant of marriage. I will do my full part to carry on the values and goals we have set apart for our family and I will continue to instruct our children in the same manner. As a soldier's wife, I realize that I play a vital role in my husband's decision to become a member of a time honored profession- that I am doing my share to keep alive the principles of freedom for which my country stands. No matter what situation I am in, I will never do anything for pleasure, profit

Challenging But Can Be Done
Yes . Ive a Challenge for all my friends who are reading this .. One of my Very Best friends is coming up on her 1 year anniversary on "Fubar" and she's close to leveling to 22.(.Well 80,896 points) But I know this would just make her day . She's Helped so many others in the past and still does so .. So lets all repay her and help her Level up before September 11th .. Thanks Everyone :) *Hugs* BrattyBytch - {{Shadow Leveler}}@ fubar

For Any1 That Actually Cares
this lil blog is for n e 1 that actually cares or talks to me on a daily bases. i really need help, but looks like im not gettin a awhole lot but n e way....ill be gone here, very very soon, for probably 2 yrs or so, not by choice. and i really wanna push to gettin to rock star level, which is my next level, before i go. and im not that far. im half way there and i got alittle under 2 months to get there...but if u have the heart to help me out, i will return the luv and rate or comment or what ever right back... all my close dear friends, i will truely miss u, and for some of u that have my #..keep in touch plz, i dont wanna lose n e of my great friends..sorry to make this sound so sad, but im really upset that i wont be on here everyday with my fubar fam :(....::sniff sniff:: this sucks

Hello....
So iam new to this whole thing and dont understand alot of it but i just wanted to say that when i rate a photo Iam being totaly honest and Iam sorry if you cant handle the truth. I dont rate myself any hire than a 2 maybe a 3 so get over it move on and deal with it its life and people can be rude..

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Keepin A Steady Flow- Thanks Scam1
Good will is of extraordinary importance! You can only achieve in the realm of consciousness that which you hold in good will. Never forget this. For example, if you are striving to gain higher consciousness, you can only achieve it when you have a very positive and constructive attitude toward it. And higher consciousness can only fill your being when you are a thoughtful person who maintains good will toward others, even when you are in highly exalted awareness. Good will is vital. If you have ill will, fear, or resentment toward higher consciousness you need not worry about whether you will achieve it. It will never become yours. Higher consciousness will never flow into a vessel which is closed. Furthermore, in your meditations, as you do various practices and techniques to become more conscious, unless you have good will for the focus or techniques of your meditations, you'll not be able to succeed. You must persist and allow your ill will, resentment, or pettiness to be wor

Poem I Wrote Home Is Where The Heart Is Oct 23, 06
Home is where the heart is.... Mine has seen a many Some Big Some Small through tough times both good and bad to this day I am glad For you a many have rendered to me much Now i rely not on a man's touch but faith and prayer not just spoken to the air but the fair faint of my heart for that will never depart Oh jaded ones for you do not know how much love this heart HAS bestown keep a blind eye and a def ear someday someway there will be no more fear For i have come to believe the flesh is flesh and bone is bone My soul you have never bestown, bestown upon me for I am not broken over the ingnorant words you have spoken ashes to ashes dust to dust for i will move on for i must blessed be with you in despair for i cast your hate into the air.. in prayer for u to someday be happy & real Dont forget to feel.. Melissa...

Missing Some Friends!!!
A week ago my best friend becca moved back to Texas and I miss her like crazy!! She is about to have her baby and I am not going to be able to be with her! Her husband is deploying and he wont be able to be with her either. I love her like a sister and I am rambling cuz I miss her. The good thing is that I am taking a trip home and get to see everyone I left in Memphis! Plus my best friend R.P. Tracks!!! The best bar ever lol. I am gonna miss California while I am gone but I think this will be a good idea for me to take a little vacation. Oh and how could I forget Carolynn? She is my girl I have been going through some crap lately and she had dealt with me this entire time. Plus everyone on fubar that have been really been helpful. You guys are awesome!!

*the New And Improved Ultimate About Me*
Basics:Name:LisaDate of Birth:11-5-1970Birthplace:Los Angeles,CACurrent Location:Oklahoma City,OKEye Color:Blue/GreenHair Color:BlondeHeight:5'2"Heritage:Mom's side/Indian-Real Father's side/GermanPiercings:SeveralTattoos:YesFavourite:Band/Singer:INXS-MICHAEL HUTCHENCESong:The StairsMovie:Right now EquilibriumDisney Movie:I still love Pete's dragonTV show:Lost/Rescue me/Nip-Tuck/The Office/MindfreakColor:PinkFood:Pasta Baby!Pizza topping:HawaiianIce-Cream Flavor:Coldstone-Cake batterDrink (alcoholic):Midouri SoursSoda:Dr. PepperStore:Victoria's SecretClothing Brand:AeropostaleShoe Brand:NikeSeason:FallMonth:DecemberHoliday/Festival:ChristmasFlower:Lily,for my granddaughter's NameMake-Up Item:Anything from SephoraBoard game:Lord of the Rings MonopolyThis or ThatSunny or rainy:SunnyChocolate or vanilla:ChocolateFruit or veggie:FruitNight or day:NIGHT!!Sour or sweet:SweetLove or money:I have both ;)Phone or in person:DependsLooks or personality:BothCoffee or tea:CoffeeHot or cold:HotYour:

A Realization
So, like, I already have a blog to which I write, and amazingly enough, it's mostly football - go figure. This is for me, and thoughts that strike me as important; read it as you will, as it's just for me, I couldn't care less the comments that arise, nor the panderings of the masses. If I gave a shit, I'd have a real job. Blog entries will crop up only when I feel something. Blame 'Damn Precious ♥ I'm Going Insane!!!!' for this, because she was what made me think of it. It made sense to me at the time. "Maturity is the realization that a dream attained tastes much better than a dream about which is only fantasized." Could I expound on this...yeah, and I could bullshit you enough to think it was your only mantra. The many crossroads in my immediate vision made this one hit home. Take it as you will, I know what it means to me.

The Taming Of The Shrew Part 2
Location: Baile's personal quarters ----------------------------- There was a tiny trickle of blood running down his shoulder. He wondered how just in how many places she had broken his skin. With morbid fascination he followed its journey down his arm. No wonder she had messed up Jonas' mind. Stretching with a cat like manner, McAlister glanced over to the slightly wounded Baile. Saying nothing, just exchanging a knowing glance between the two of them. "Still licking your wounds I take it?" "You could say that..." he admitted with a chuckle. The wings of the Crow ended on the edges of his torso. The bird which had given name to his unit held its black wings protectively around him. "You?" "Oh..somewhat." She responded, flipping herself up off the chair and walking to the other part of the room where he sat. Sitting behind him, she once again started to trace the crow. "For some reason...and it's likely disturbing....doing this comforts me." "No one has tou

The Laws Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with som

Update On The Soldier
ok i got a letter from john and for anyone who wants to know he is doing well he is really lonely so any of my friends that want to support him let him know u support him so he stays strong let me know and i will give u his addy he would love to hear from anyone but all right enough of me talkin have fun

The Taming Of The Shrew Part One
"The Taming of The Shrew" Part 1 Lt Jebidiah Baile CO 1st Platoon USS Galaxy & Lt. (j.g.) Faylin McAlister JAG - Liaison Corp USS Galaxy Ten Forward ------------------------ Meeting him yet again, she sinisterly shot him a smile across the table. It was a simple expression, yet when combined with her eyes....it was an expression that was deadly. Baile didn't return the smile. He sat still, looking her straight into the eyes. She was dangerous. That was the easy part. Even very dangerous. His instinct was to strike out, end it right there and that instinct had rarely taken him for a ride even before someone stole his eyes. "Don't try and hide behind sly remarks and witty comments. If you ever try and play hardball with me again you will have to step up and see just how far away Kansas really is. Is that understood?" Her smile faded, replaced by the thin line that formed her mouth. It finally hit her that he wasn't like the others. He didn't accep

If You Love Her
If you love her, let her know it There are countless ways to show it Make her breakfast, buy her flowers Hold her through the darkest hours Take her dancing, do the dishes Grant her silent secret wishes Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits Cherish her peculiar habits Read her all-time favorite books Compliment the way she looks Go for walks that take a while Choose a song to make her smile Feed the birds and talk to cats Never mock her love of hats Indulge her fantasies and flirting Give her comfort when she’s hurting Caress her body, stroke her hair Fan her passion flame to flare Trust her when you’re not together Be her shelter from the weather Share her dreams and favorite things Give her space to spread her wings Help her face her doubts and fears Hold her hand throughout the years In sacred moments, gently pray it But don’t forget to also say it You don’t have to be a poet If you love her, let her know it...

Naughty Application!!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE

Leaving
I will be deleting my account in the near future. I have been doing so thinking, and I have realize something about this account. If you aren’t in the in coward or in a clique, or some chick showing her tits, no one wants anything to do with you. And the ones who usually don’t. So I am leaving. I have meet a few nice people on here, but most are fucktards, drama queens, and cowards. Have a nice life. Real life has been more fun and less drama. Beside in real life I don't have to take a bouncer ID check everytime I do something.

Voting Is Now Open On The Official Website!
If you listened to my show or know the bands I played. Vote for them, and once you do, you will also see on the site how to get a discount from the midwest 40,000 sq foot gothic store in Chicago The Alley! Grab your discount promo code on the site. This band of the week contest is sponsored by The Alley Chicago. www.eggsandkegsradio.com www.thealley.com

I Dont Understand It
why is it that some people in this world just dont want to be happy. they do things to themselves to purposely make their lives miserable. i know this kid that has so much potential..hes insanely smart. he dropped out of highschool, decided it wasnt for him, hasnt tried to get his ged, and doesnt plan on going to college, his dad is willing to give him a brand new gar if he just gets off his ass and gets his ged but nope. hed rather rely on other people to drive him around. then he has the balls to complain about how shitty his life is. he comes to parties bleeding everywhere from carving random crap into his arms. it really makes me sad. i know this kid has a good heart and a lot of potential but it just doesnt matter to him. why cant he just try and be happy. look at me, ive just lost my best friend in the world. my mother. the one person whose always been there for me through thick and thin. when my dad was trashed and taking out his frustration on me shes the one who would save me.

Lace Cookies
LACE COOKIES 1 cup flour 1 cup coconut (or nuts) 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup karo 1/2 cup margarine 1 tsp. vanilla Preheat to 350. Mix flour with coconut. Combine karo, sugar and margarine in sauce pan. Bring to a boil. Remove from stove. Add flour mixture and vanilla. Stir well. Drop by spoon on a foil covered cookie sheet, 3 inches apart. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Cool at least 3-4 minutes. Peel off foil. Place on absorbent paper. Gets limp if made on a humid day.

Baklava
Baklava This classic Greek dessert has recently gained new popularity. Makes about 18 servings 1 pound Phyllo dough, defrosted 1/2-pound Butter, melted 1/4 cup Sugar 1/2 teaspoon Grated lemon zest (just the yellow part) 1/2 teaspoon Cinnamon 2 Tablespoons Honey 2 1/2 cups Pecans, minced Mix together the sugar, lemon zest, and cinnamon. Set aside. Butter a medium casserole dish. Place two sheets of phyllo in the bottom. Brush with melted butter. Repeat three times. Add half of the sugar mix and half of the pecans. Repeat the two sheets of phyllo and butter three more times. Top with half of the sugar mix and half the pecans. Repeat the two sheets of phyllo and butter three more times. Pour the honey over the top. Cut t

Amish Friendship Bread
AMISH FRIENDSHIP BREAD Important tips: No metal utensils & Do NOT refrigerate Starter: 1 C. Flour 1 C. Sugar 1 C. Milk DIRECTIONS: Put ingredients in a zip lock baggie and do the following On the days indicated. Day 1 Do nothing Day 2 Squeeze excess air out of bag Day 3 Squeeze bag Day 4 Squeeze bag Day 5 Squeeze bag Day 6 Add one cup EACH Sugar, Flour, and Milk Day 7 Squeeze bag Day 8 Squeeze bag Day 9 Squeeze bag Day 10 Add one cup EACH Sugar, Flour, and Milk Take 3 cups mixture and put one cup at a time into new zip lock bags. This is now starter for your friends. To your batter, add the following ingredients: 2 C. Flour 1 C. Sugar 1 C. Oil 1/2 C. Milk 3 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 2 tsp cinnamon 1 lg. box vanilla instant pudding mix Grease your bread pan and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar.

Definition Of Love
They didn't have you where I come from Never knew the best was yet to come Life began when I saw your face And I hear your laugh like a serenade How long do you want to be loved Is forever enough, Cause I'm never, never giving you up I slip in bed when you're asleep To hold you close and feel your breath on me Tomorrow there'll be so much to do So tonight I'll drift in a dream with you As you wander through this troubled world In search of all things beautiful You can close your eyes when you're miles away And hear my voice like a serenade How long do you want to be loved Is forever enough Cause I'm never, never giving you up Is forever enough Cause I'm never, never giving you up

Trail Of Tears ( Nu Na Hi Du Na Tlo Hi Lu I )
The Trail of Tears refers to the forced relocation in 1838 of the Cherokee and Choctaw Native American tribes to Indian Territory in what would be the state of Oklahoma, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 4,000 of the 15,000 Cherokees and Choctaws affected.This was caused by the "Indian Removal Act of 1830". The Cherokee Trail of Tears resulted from the enforcement of the Treaty of New Echota, an agreement signed under the provisions of the Indian Removal Act of 1830, which exchanged Native American land in the East for lands west of the Mississippi River, but which was never accepted by the elected tribal leadership or a majority of the Cherokee people. Nevertheless, the treaty was enforced by President Andrew Jackson, who sent federal troops to round up about 17,000 Cherokees in camps before being sent to the West. Most of the deaths occurred from disease in these camps. After the initial roundup, the U.S. military played a limited role in the journey itself, with the Cheroke

Happiness
please if your there. i most know everything . i am lost in the darkness without you . you have to know the future . you have to see. that what lays ahead i must be. with out your friendship i am lost . surely . can i tell you it will be ok will you whisper back and say friends are forever and youll never go away . i truly hope that you doing great but honestly i dont want a life without your kindness on my plate. please if your there

What Dreams Are Made Of.....
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much And not enough Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time just looking at stars and holding on tight I need your grace To remind me To find my own Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Do You Know The Difference Between A Man And A Woman ??
Here are some examples of the differences. *********************************** Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Vacation, Day One
I'm on vacation this week, but got a chance to check in today I've been writing journal entries every day while on vacation, so I thought I'd share my entries one by one as I have internet access. Saturday, August 4 I love road trips. There's something about the open road that really appeals to me. Perhaps it's because I was raised on road trips -- Mom and Dad piling us three kids into the station wagon (lying on sleeping bags in the back end, mind you -- something impossible in this modern era of car seats), hitting the road to California, or Philadelphia, or Minnesota. We saw the Liberty Bell, Alcatraz, the Grand Canyon. The beaches of Florida, the prairie of the Dakotas, the Rocky Mountains -- we saw it all in trips in the trusty family station wagon. So I hit the road today on my way to our annual family lake trip in Wisconsin. The rest of my family is in Chicago, so I will stop over at Dad's tonight and head up to Twin Lakes, Wisconsin tomorrow. I left late, as you

We All Need A Good Laugh Once In A While
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

If You Love Her...
If you love her, let her know it There are countless ways to show it Make her breakfast, buy her flowers Hold her through the darkest hours Take her dancing, do the dishes Grant her silent secret wishes Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits Cherish her peculiar habits Read her all-time favorite books Compliment the way she looks Go for walks that take a while Choose a song to make her smile Feed the birds and talk to cats Never mock her love of hats Indulge her fantasies and flirting Give her comfort when she’s hurting Caress her body, stroke her hair Fan her passion flame to flare Trust her when you’re not together Be her shelter from the weather Share her dreams and favorite things Give her space to spread her wings Help her face her doubts and fears Hold her hand throughout the years In sacred moments, gently pray it But don’t forget to also say it You don’t have to be a poet If you love her, let her know it... Repost this My Angels, seems Most men on here

Everyday Romance
You all might laugh at me know,because what you're about to read should probably not come from a Man (WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO TOUGH AND STRONG)but I can't help it, I'm a romantic,and this is, in my believes, how a man should treat his lady,"like a queen". *********************************** Who doesn’t love to receive a nice, heartfelt greeting card ? Now, how about picking up a card,or send an e-card to her inbox that says, “I love you” on just a regular day. Not Valentines Day, not a birthday, but because you remembered to stop and pick up a card! “I love you” on a stack of little post-it notes and hide them all over the house in clever places. Perhaps, in places that will not be seen for months to come, such as the sock drawer, the bottom of the vitamin container, in a purse or inside the medicine cabinet. It is fun to find these notes! Take my word for it. Touching is good! My favorite. The human touch is a healer. As often as you can remember, place your hand on her knee,

Ending
Last January I found a lump in my left breast. I was about the size and shape of an almond. I didn’t have insurance and the two months that I had to wait before I got insurance were the darkest and yet most beautiful months of my life. Below is a blog that I had written during that time: “I want to precursor this blog by saying… I don't think about dying every day. The simple point of the matter is that I won't really know anything until May. It's just looming out there though. The "c word". But occasionally, like tonight, it slips into my mind. When I'm alone. When I'm quiet and still; I become rather contemplative. Lately I've thought about the choices I've made in my life. Electing for a career instead of going after the one thing that I wanted in my life (being a mother and a wife). Forgoing my dreams and wants for those of others. Sacrificing my most intimate desires for empty relationships. Empty promises. Empty love. All the while not knowing and more over not apprec

Bourbon Balls
Bourbon Balls It's no surprise that these no-cook holiday favorites come from Kentucky. They are sometimes dipped in chocolate rather than rolled in powdered sugar. Makes about 3 dozen 1 cup Vanilla wafers 1 cup Pecans 1 cup Powdered sugar 2 Tablespoons Cocoa 2 ounces Bourbon 2 ounces Corn syrup, white Place the wafers in a food processor and grind until fine. Place in a bowl. Add the pecans into the food processor and grind until fine. Add the remaining ingredients and mix well. Form into balls, roll in additional powdered sugar, and refrigerate.

Better Than Sex Cake
BETTER THAN SEX CAKE *********************************************************** INGREDIENTS: 1 German chocolate cake mix 1 can sweetened and condensed milk (I use Eagle brand) 1 jar caramel ice cream topping 1 8 ounce container of Cool Whip 6 ounces crushed Heath bar 6 ounces crushed plain Hershey bar DIRECTIONS: Bake cake as directed in 9x13 pan. Take the handle of a wooden spoon and poke holes all over the cake while it's still warm. Pour can of condensed milk over warm cake, then repeat with caramel topping. Refrigerate for 6 hours. Frost cake with Cool Whip topping and sprinkle with crushed Heath & Hershey bar. Serve immediately

My Sexual Zodiac
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Nine Important Men In The Life Of A Woman
The Nine Important Men in the Life of a Woman 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide" 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." 6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again" 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots" 9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

Being A Virgo...
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Observations
Here's some observations that may help explain some things for you. I've learned them by experience. 1.) Very few people want, or even understand, a real relationship anymore. Many people confuse "friends with benefits" with a relationship. I've seen several "I want a relationship without attachment" ads recently. WTF? No such thing, and if you think so, you're misusing the word. 2.) Only younger women, say, 18-22, might possibly be capable of falling in love. After that, they go through a "I want to prove I don't need anyone stage", and they leave you to go back to school or pursue a career. After that, they decide "hey I'm close to 30, I need to get married and poop out babies". They'll get married to someone "successful", have 2.4 kids, then divorce him. At that point, they'll be fat, jaded, smokers with floppy vaginas and no time for you. Yet, they'll still post ads seeking "a real man" or some such. At this point what they really want is a penis and a check. 3.) Anyone

Irish Cream
"Irish Cream Recipe" 1 can condensed milk (14 ounces) 1 can rye whiskey (14 ounces)--(Canadian Mist?) 3 eggs 1 cup heavy cream 1 table spoon chocolate syrup 1 table spoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in bowl. WHISK!!! (Do not put in blender!!!!). Put in bottles and refrigerate I just copied and pasted this one, when the f*** did whisky come in cans LOL

Im Cleaning Up My Friends List
Hi friends! I am getting ready to start cleaning house. Everyone has their own way of managing their list, and of course I have mine. I fan and rate everyone that sends me a friend request I think it's only fair to get the same love in return. So Im going through my list starting tomorrow and if youre a friend that hasn't fanned or rated me then Im sorry to say you will be deleted! If you dont believe in fanning or rating then do me a favor and remove yourself. Its nothing personal towards anyone its just the way I choose to manage my growing list of friends! Thank you and Much Love Always!

Savory Stuffed Mushrooms
Savory Stuffed Mushrooms Makes 24 appetizers 2 pounds Fresh Mushrooms, extra large and firm 1 cup Italian Dressing 1/4 cup Dairy Sour Cream 1 (3-ounce) package Cream Cheese, softened 1/4 cup Blue Cheese, crumbled 1 tablespoon Green Onions, chopped 2 tablespoons Chili Sauce 1 tablespoon Lemon Juice 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce 1 (4.5-ounce) can Shrimp, rinsed well, drained, finely chopped Fresh Parsley Sprigs, if desired 24 Cocktail Picks Clean mushrooms and remove stems. (Store mushrooms in the refrigerator on a shallow tray, loosely covered with a damp paper towel.) In a medium non-metal bowl, pour salad dressing over mushrooms. Cover; marinate in refrigerator at least three hours or overnight, stirring occasionally. In a small bowl, combine sour cream, cream cheese, blue cheese, green onion, chili sauce, lemon juice, and Worcestershire sauce; blend well. Cover; refrigerate. To serve, drain mushrooms on paper towels. Fill each mushroom with cheese

(hadith) Anger
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) "When one of you becomes angry while standing he should sit down. If the anger leaves him, well and good; otherwise he should lie down." The above quotation was said by Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon him) quoted from Al-Tirmidhi Hadith 5114 Narated By Abu Dharr

Cheese Biscuits
CHEESE BISCUITS **************************************************************** INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon garlic salt or powder 1 tablespoon parsley flakes 1 teaspoon Italian seasonings 2 cups Bisquick 1/2 cup cold water (or gingerale) 3/4 cup sharp cheddar cheese, grated 1/2 c Butter DIRECTIONS: Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Mix Bisquick, water and cheese. Drop by large spoonfuls onto greased baking sheet. Bake for 8-10 minutes. After baking, (while hot) brush on melted butter or margarine mixed with garlic powder, parsley flakes and Italian seasoning (a little seasoning goes a long way.) Serve hot. * TIP: you can place a piece of aluminum foil under your napkin or paper towel in a bread basket to keep the bread or rolls warm longer. YIELD: 12 biscuits

Pit Bulls
A man in Grand Rapids, Michigan took out a $7000 full page ad in the paper to present the following essay to the people of his community. It really touched my heart and I hope it will yours too. How Could You? By Jim Willis 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I "was bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent, and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs,"

Sick Of People Jumping The Gun Before They Know Their Facts
I want everyone to listen to me just for a few mins. First of all who ever sent me that message altho I'm not going to mention names but they know where they are. I want you to listen to me carefully. I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I was not putting anyone down. I'm not that skinny myself. I'm not prejudice at all. Altho being big is not always in the best health. You can put me down all you want but if you think thats going to hurt me you have another thing comming. There are going to be people that like me and people that hate me and personally I could care less. I don't think that with what you just said is going to ruin me in any shape or form. But for me I need to be skinner cause its not in the best health for me. I think you misunderstood me and instead of trying to find out all the facts you jumped down my throat and tried to insult me. I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck in your life whatever that might be.

Swedish Meatballs
Swedish Meatballs 2 cups fresh breadcrumbs 1 small yellow onion, finely chopped 1 1/2 lb. Ground beef or veal 2 teaspoons Salt 1 teaspoon Nutmeg 2 1/2 tablespoons freshly chopped parsley 3 Eggs, lightly beaten 1/2 teaspoons Pepper 1 teaspoons Paprika 4 tablespoons Butter 3 tablespoons Flour 3/4 cup Milk In a small saucepan, sauté the onion in the butter until translucent. In a large bowl, add the breadcrumbs, onion, meat, and mix well. Add the eggs, salt, pepper, nutmeg and paprika and continue to mix. This is best done with clean hands. Shape the mixture into balls about 1-inch in diameter. Preheat a large skillet over a medium heat. Fry the meatballs until crisp and brown. Remove the meatballs from the pan and melt 3 tablespoons of butter, add the flour and mix until thick and smooth. Gradually add the milk until thick gravy forms. Return the meatballs to the pan and cook for another 10 minutes over low heat. 2 cups fresh breadcrumbs 1 small yellow onion, fine

Fake People On Here
I have deleted a bunch of people from my list. I will do more if I need to, please I DO NOT care bout trains or "how naughty" somebody is being, I am not here for a popularity contest. If someone wants points or rates they will come introduce themselves to so me I come on here to hang out and meet new people, so please if your gonna post train bulletins telling me I should check these people out, rate them, fan them, and comment them, please do us both a favor, and take me off your list!

Her Punishment.... (#2) In Set
She let herself into the room with the key left for her at the front desk– and there, on the bed, were the collar and cuffs waiting for her. She assumed that the pillow in the middle of the room is where he wanted her when he arrives. A deep tingle of pleasure rushes through her body as she see’s his black toy bag next to the bed and the note in the center of her collar and cuffs is simple - "Make yourself comfortable, I will be back soon. Master" The butterflies awaken and make her restless as she takes a quick shower, smoothing lotion into her skin – the memories of feeling his strong hands perform this little task many times before making her start to shiver and ache for his touch. She finally dresses in a silky blue nighty and robe. She sits on the bed, brushing her hair as she stares longingly at the collar and cuffs. Was she supposed to put these on, too? Perhaps this is a test? But it seems that they both enjoy the ritual of him placing the collar and cuf

Egg Foo Young
Egg Foo Young This somewhat forgotten dish makes a great brunch item. Serves 2-4 6 Eggs 2 cups Mixed Oriental vegetables (canned) 2 tablespoons Oil Sauce: 1/2 cup Chicken broth 1 teaspoon Sugar 1 teaspoon Rice vinegar 2 tablespoon Soy sauce 1 teaspoon Cornstarch Heat the sauce ingredients (except the cornstarch). Mix the cornstarch with 1 teaspoon of cool water and whisk it into the sauce. Simmer for 5 minutes. Set aside. Heat the oil in a heavy skillet. Whip the eggs. Drain the vegetables. Add them to the eggs. Spoon the mixture into the skillet to form small patties. Turn, browning on both sides. Serve warm, drizzling the warm sauce over the patties.

General Tso's Chicken
General Tso's Chicken 1/2 c Cornstarch 3 lb chicken* 1/4 c Water 1/4 c Dark Soy Sauce 1 1/2 tsp Minced Ginger 1 tsp White Pepper 1 1/2 tsp Minced Garlic 1 Egg 1/2 c Dark Soy Sauce 1 c Cornstarch 1/4 c White Vinegar 1 c Salad Oil 1/4 c Cooking Sherry 2 c Sliced Green Onions 1 1/2 c Hot Chicken Broth 16 Small Hot Dried Peppers 1 tbsp MSG -- (optional) 3/4 c Refined Sugar *Dark deboned in chunks I divided recipe portions (above) to make it easier to pre-prepare. To make Sauce, mix cornstarch and water together. Add garlic , ginger, sugar, soy sauce, vinegar and wine. Then add broth and MSG and stir 'til sugar dissolves. Refrigerate 'til needed. In separate bowl mix chicken, soy sauce and pepper. Stir in egg. Add cornstarch until chicken is coated evenly. Add oil to help separate chicken p

No Wonder
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question…. “How did I get here?” Her mother told her, “God sent you.” “Did God send you, too?” asked the child. “Yes, Dear,” the mother replied. “What about Grandma and Grandpa?” the child persisted. “He sent them also” the mother said. “Did he send their parents, too?” asked the child. “Yes, Dear, He did,” said the mother patiently. “So you’re telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone’s so damn grouchy around here

I Need Some Attention!
Just take my hand and walk with me: Just look into my eyes: I want you with me all the way: I want you by my side: I love you now: I'll love you then: I love you more than ever: Don't let go: hold on to me forever: Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

German-style Pancakes
German-Style Pancakes Try these puffy, baked pancakes for a change of pace. Serves 2-4 2/3 cup Flour 3 Eggs 2/3 cup Milk Dash Salt 1 1/2 Tablespoon butter Pre-heat the oven to 425. Lightly whisk the eggs. Add the flour, milk, and salt. Briefly heat a heavy cast-iron skillet. Add the butter to the pan until melted. Swirl the pan to coat the surface. Pour the melted butter into the batter and mix in well. Place the batter in the skillet and place in the oven for 20-25 minutes or until the pancake is set and beginning to brown. Cut into wedges. Serve with powdered sugar and lemon juice. The pancakes can also be topped with syrup or warm fruit

Swedish Pancakes
Swedish Pancakes These light, crispy pancakes are just as delicious at breakfast served with exotic jams or with caviar at the cocktail hour, just as long as they are warm and fresh. 1 Egg, lightly beaten 3/4 cups Milk 1/4 teaspoons Salt 1/2 cup All-purpose flour 1 teaspoon Baking powder 1 tablespoon Sugar 2 tablespoon Butter, melted Lingonberry jam Sour cream for garnish In a large bowl, beat the egg together with the milk, salt, flour, baking powder and sugar until smooth. Stir in the butter. Preheat a large skillet over medium heat until a drop of water sizzles. Pour 2 tablespoons of the batter on the pan and cook the pancakes for about a minute on each side or until golden and crisp. Serve immediately with jam or jelly and sour cream. Makes 20 pancakes.

What Sin Do You Commit Most?
You scored as Lust, How sexy...Your sin is LUST! Everyone around you thinks your some kinda slut/manwhore. Your mind maybe attracted to things not fit for virgin ears. Though sometimes you just cant help it, it happens to rear its head every now and then, and some people are attracted to that of the same sin. Then again....maybe you just want to have some fun with someone you...well...just dont know!Lust60% Pride50% Envy30% Gluttony20% Greed10% Anger10% Sloth0% What SIN Do You Commit Most?created with QuizFarm.com

Chicken A La King
Chicken A La King Serves 4-6 8 Tablespoons Butter 1 cup Mushrooms, fresh, sliced 8 Tablespoons Flour 1 3/4 cup Milk 1 cup Chicken broth 2 cups Chicken cooked, diced 1/4 cup Pimentos, chopped 1 ounce Sherry (optional) 1 Tablespoon Parsley, chopped Toast Melt the butter in a large, heavy skillet. Add the mushrooms and cook until limp. Whisk in the flour and cook for 3 minutes, stirring frequently. Whisk in the milk and broth. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat, add the chicken, pimentos, and sherry (if used). Simmer for 25 minutes. Serve over quartered toast slices, garnished with parsley.

New Found Happiness
well my new found happiness has arrived. when i thought my life would be bad and dreary and lonely, i met the most sweetest & wonderful man. He is not only Hot but he makes me smile and laugh. He also actually cares whether i am happy or not! wow! That feels so different. I had given up on men and thought that all the good ones was taken. Until I found mine! I thank God everyday for him! I am happy now!

Rays Service Is Sat.-ill Be There In Thoughts Love You All
RAYS VIEWING IS GOING TO BE SATURDAY AUGUST 11, AT 10:00 AM TILL 11AM THEN THE SERVICE WILL FOLLOW. AFTER WARDS WE ARE GOING TO MY FRIENDS FOR LUNCH. THIS IS THE HARDEST THING THAT I THINK I WILL EVER DO. I NEVER DREAMED OF THIS DAY BUT I KNEW IN MY HEART IT WAS GROWING NEARER AND NEARER. THE ADDRESS IS DORCHESTER MEMORIAL GARDENS TRICOUNTY CREMATORIUM 11000 DORCHESTER ROAD SUMMERVILLE SC 29485 DEPENDING ON THE WAY YOU ARE COMING IF ITS DOWN OLD ORANGEBUG FOLLOW IT TO THE END TURN RIGHT AND ABOUT HALF A MILE ON THE RIGHT IS THE DORCHESTER MEMORIAL GARDENS AND WE WILL BE IN THE FIRST LITTLE BUILDING ON THE RIGHT TO THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO COME RAY LOVED EVERYONE AND WE ARE GONNA CELEBRATE HIS FIGHT AND KEEP HIM WITH US FOREVER... GOD BLESS AND MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

Dead Man Walking
When I was 15 years old, my granmother worked as a hospice nurse (home care until a patient dies). She would occasionally have to go out in the middle of the night to work a patient's death. Most times, my dad or I would go with her to keep her awake on the way to the patient's home. I remember it was a summer night, and my grandmom got called out to a patient that wasn't doing too well in the town of Hart Texas. When we got there, she went in and I stayed out in the car and waited on her for what seemed like hours. As I was flipping through the stations on the radio trying to find something decent to listen to. I caught movement coming out of the house. I thought, "Yes! We finally get to go home!" But it wasn't my grandmom. A man walked out the front door, down the steps and over behind a tree that was in the front yard. Then he peeked around the tree at me. All I could think was: it was some old man just trying to play childish games with me. After two or three times of him pla

Rays Service-ill Be There In Thoughts Love You All
RAYS VIEWING IS GOING TO BE SATURDAY AUGUST 11, AT 10:00 AM TILL 11AM THEN THE SERVICE WILL FOLLOW. AFTER WARDS WE ARE GOING TO MY FRIENDS FOR LUNCH. THIS IS THE HARDEST THING THAT I THINK I WILL EVER DO. I NEVER DREAMED OF THIS DAY BUT I KNEW IN MY HEART IT WAS GROWING NEARER AND NEARER. THE ADDRESS IS DORCHESTER MEMORIAL GARDENS TRICOUNTY CREMATORIUM 11000 DORCHESTER ROAD SUMMERVILLE SC 29485 DEPENDING ON THE WAY YOU ARE COMING IF ITS DOWN OLD ORANGEBUG FOLLOW IT TO THE END TURN RIGHT AND ABOUT HALF A MILE ON THE RIGHT IS THE DORCHESTER MEMORIAL GARDENS AND WE WILL BE IN THE FIRST LITTLE BUILDING ON THE RIGHT TO THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO COME RAY LOVED EVERYONE AND WE ARE GONNA CELEBRATE HIS FIGHT AND KEEP HIM WITH US FOREVER... GOD BLESS AND MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL Free MySpace slideshows, photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com (repost of original by '~~HOT SEXY BBW~~MISTRESS TO CASPEROLEWIS~~RAY I MISS AND LOVE YOU OH SOOOO MUCH FOR ETERNITY`

Drama Queens
Have you ever known someone that always throws a fit when things dont go their way? let me tell you I have had my share on here. and not all of them are women.... LOL if you know a few please post about them here so my drama queen will have company

My Prayer!
My Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

My Love Profile...eerie!!
Virgo - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're incredibly thoughtful and able to give your partner what they need most. You are totally logical. You can deal with problems without involving your emotions. A good work ethic. You'll do whatever it takes (within reason) to make your relationship work. Your negative traits: Sometimes you are so focused on your goals that you let your relationships suffer You tend to be a perfectionist - and expect perfection from your mate as well You are picky. So picky that you rather be single than with someone who has a few minor faults. Your ideal partner: Values success in life as much as you do Fits a checklist of qualities you've been looking for since childhood Like you, is more practical and realistic than romantic Your dating style: Active. You're a bit hyper, so you'd prefer a date that involved rollerblading in the park or hiking. Your seduction style: You may seem a bit shy, but once you open

Cassies Grandfathers Service
Charles E. Binau, Sr. of Shenandoah (80) Service: Funeral Name: Charles E. Binau, Sr. Pronounced: B-no Previously From: Date: Friday, August 10, 2007 Time: 2:00:00 PM Location: Hackett-Livingston Funeral Home - Shenandoah Cemetery: Rose Hill Cemetery Visitation Location: Hackett-Livingston Funeral Home Visitation Date: Thursday Evening Visitation Start: 6:30 p.m. Visitation End: 8:00 p.m. Memorials to: Directed to the family Funeral Home: Hackett-Livingston Funeral Home Notes: Charles passed away August 6, 2007 at the Nebraska Medical Center. Remembrances and condolences may be shared with the family at www.hackettlivingston.com

I'm New, Be Gentle!
Hello fellow Fubarians! I'm Candace. I'm new to this Fubar thing so if I make a few mistakes once in awhile, cut me some slack! I already know about downrating so that won't happen! lol Any other help to get around this circus, would be appreciated. I would like to find some good people that don't have a lot of drama in thier lives.(Is there such an animal?) Anyway, thanks for bein patient with me, I hope to meet a lot of cool people. Thanks for reading my drivel!! lol Candace.

Motorcycle Thoughts
A recent Mumm sparked my interest and I wanted to post a blog because it is important to me. Even though the MUMM started out about something completely different, it ended up taking a turn about how sportbikes are death traps waiting to happen, and I completely disagree. This is my posted reply to the MUMM... "A motorcycle is only as safe as the person riding it. You could be riding a 2-horsepower Vespa, but if you ride it like an idiot, you'll get killed just a quick as you would riding a Ducati sportbike. Conversely, if you exercise sound judgment and some discipline, and are willing to learn, you could ride that Ducati sportbike every day for the next 20 years and never have an accident. It's 90% rider behavior and 10% everything else that makes for a safe or dangerous ride. Like a car, a motorcycle is just a vehicle under your control and subject to the laws of physics. How the two mix is up to you."

Only Two Months To Go!!!
My Avon Walk is only two months away and I still need help in the fundraising department. I know that breast cancer has probably touched the lives of just about everyone on this site. If each one of my friends here on Fubar would donate just $10 I would surpass my goal easily. Thanks for your support. If you make a donation and wish to have your name or the name of a loved one on my donation page or walk shirt, please send me a message and I will be more than happy to do that for you. Donate here http://info.avonfoundation.org/site/TR?px=1044049&pg=personal&fr_id=1285&s_tafId=154271

Where To Begin
Many people everyday are starting their first .com Getting a domain name is the buzz of all entrepreneur website...but just exactly how do you do it? Step 1) You need to find an available domain name. This is done through a domain registrar, such as GoDaddy.com Lets say you run a business called Fabulous Graphic Designs. You may decided that you would like to register the domain fabulousgraphicdesigns.com This can be done for about $8 per year. I like to use GoDaddy.com to search for available domain names. Once you begin searching you will quickly see that the domain name you want may already be registered...so you may have to change your domain name from fabulousgraphicdesigns.com to fgd.com or something similar. Step 2) Once you have your domain name registered you will need to host it somewhere. You can think of it like a horse. If you were to buy a horse you would have two options...board it yourself in your own barn, or go to a boarding stable and lease a space in

Attention To All
Anyone the signed my guest book, please go and sign it again, the last one I had I dont know the bloody thing is gone, so please sign in again, I promise I will try to keep up with this one lol, Love your friend Tequila Sunrise PSSS IT'S ALL THE WAY ON THE BOTTOM OF MY PAGE I DO BELIEVE, SO KEEP LOOKING ,

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 8,2007
Your big brain is ready for any challenge it faces today. Work, school and everything else you've got to think about becomes that much easier, at least for the time being. Try to get ahead of yourself a bit!

Attractive Test..lol
Attractive Test Body: Would you kiss me? [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Already Did ***************************** Am I hot? [] No! [] OK [] Fine [] Beautiful [] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [] Yes [] No [] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... []__________ ***************************** I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] Another somebody [] Next bf ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5

Booboo's Pimping Out
I will tell anyone my friends RAWK!!! I can pimp out 90% of my friends and know that you wont come back and ask why you added them. These are just a few of the many I'l be pimping. My list is never ending Stop by and show them some love. kelli2you@ fubar ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar Fawny aka DJFawn~Far~#1 DJ HOR~Shadow Levelers~Fubar Mum to Castironbitch(fan & rate b4 adding)@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar Boone, Plz sign my guestbook@ fubar Pєяĸy Mя. Đ's Wife Owner of the O.C.L@ fubar † KDM † BooBoo'z VaMPiRe@ fubar ~hot momma~@ fubar ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar Warlox~WRR~Cru's Soldier~Embrace The Eternal Flames@ fubar

~ Muslim Time Off From Work For Prayer ~
I just can't believe some of the BullChit going on, Cab drivers can't pick up people drinking. meat handlers refuse to handle pork, foot washing places at airports and Universities. When it the Hell is it gonna stop? ********************* Neb. Swift workers quit over prayer By The Associated Press Article Last Updated: 05/15/2007 04:32:31 PM MDT Grand Island, Neb. - Nearly 100 Muslim workers have quit their jobs at a Swift & Co. meatpacking plant because their prayer times weren't accommodated. "They kind of issued the company an ultimatum," said Dan Hoppes, president of Local 22 of the United Food and Commercial Workers Union. "They went in before the shift started (Monday) and said that they'd go unless they could pray when they needed to," Hoppes said today. Sean McHugh, a spokesman for Swift at its Greeley headquarters, said breaks are governed by a labor contract and that all employees are told about them during orientation for all new workers. "The company h

Deployment
I will be scarce for a while due to pre MOB training preping me to be in the desert by mid September. I will be in scenic New Jersy for no more than 25 days starting 26 August. Ft. Dix sucks. Any who off I go to the land of Hajis and such. All power, Chris

A True Group Of Friends
You know it's not every day on a site like this that you come across genuinely good people. Ecspecially being a female and trying to decipher the good guys from the bad guys. It is soooo nice to have friends that are willing to see beyond T&A and are willing to not only listen to the craziness in your life but are there with words of wisdom (Herbie), the best advice (Chuck), a heart of gold (Kurt), more love than you could have ever imagined receiving (Daddy) and will have your back NO MATTER WHAT (Kellz, J-Baby, Tiff and Miss Honie). I can't thank them enough for being there for me at the times when I just needed an ear and to get things off my chest. So, if you got love for me....go show these people some love....they deserve it!

Some Shit Thats On My Mind
some ppl think when the day ends u get a new start in the morning. but what i dont understand is if thats the case them why do we always pick up from the night befor so why do we all always fall in the same trap called life and wake up alway pissed at the world and half of the ppl in the world never trys to fix it. they always have copouts sayin that i like how my life is goin when deep down they hate who they are and others say i dont know how to fix it but they r scared to talk to friends to help make things better. witch i say friend r there for a reason so talk to them and alway say becuz of them i can get pass this life easyer cuz the problums u wake up to your friends are there to help you on your way.thanks for readin this and i hope u have someone to help you on the path called life.

How Things Change...
Ok, 1: I work. Alot. "It's a lot, douche." 2: I moved. I live with two new people now, and they rock hard. (I'm still cool with T&T, no worries.) 3: Did I mention I work often? 4: Courtney moved back to Texas. 5: My roomate's kid is hella smart, and clever. The boy is brilliant. 6: Um... 7: Yeah. 8: California still owns my face.

Almost Out Of Room....
damn! almost out of room to post more pics...me..what can ya do? i guess i will change em up every so often. i have over 500. we took some new beach shots at tamarack in carlsbad and got some really good ones in downtown carlsbad. for those of you that keep asking to see the fam pics....what do you have to offer? ;)

Aftermath
After a successful explosion I have decided to delete ALL profile comments I had and am no longer accepting any profile comments from anyone. Its all part of this tirade I'm throwing. Also. all of my pics are restricted to family only. some of you who once were family will discover you aren't any longer.

Sex
SUNDAY MORNING SEX... I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

~ Who Is Protecting Our Children? ~
Rapist's Prison Sentence Triggers Outrage Local News More >> Burlington, Vermont -- January 4, 2005 There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed out a 60-day jail sentence to a man who raped a little girl many,many times over a four-year span starting when she was seven. {{{ I can't believe this!!!!}}} The judge said he no longer believes in punishment and is more concerned about rehabilitation. {{Then his ass should retire}} Prosecutors argued that confessed child-rapist Mark Hulett, 34, of Williston deserved at least eight years behind bars for repeatedly raping a littler girl countless times starting when she was seven. But Judge Edward Cashman disagreed explaining that he no longer believes that punishment works. "The one message I want to get through is that anger doesn't solve anything. It just corrodes your soul," said Judge Edward Cashman speaking to a packed Burlington courtroom. Most of the on-lookers were related to a young girl who wa

A Few Good Doormen
A Few Good Doorman" ...You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bars, and those bars have to be protected by men with black shirts. Who's gonna do it? You? Your drunk friends? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your drunk friend who got kicked out and you curse the doorstaff. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know- that your buddy getting tossed, while tragic, probly saves lives. And my existence, while grotesque to you, probly saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that door, you need me at that door. We use words like float, identification, stamp. We use these words as a backbone of a lifetime spent watching a bar. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to a person who gets loaded under the blanket of Security in which I provide, and then questions the manner in which I

New Video Footage!
On my profile page there is new YouTube footage of me performing the most extreme and dangerous escape stunt of the century called, "Destination Valhalla!" This was filmed July 28th. Check it out, tell your friends and drop me comments and some love on it! Cheers, Steve Santini

Bad Day Again......
No matter what I do I seem to hurt people. If I stay on the site I hurt people and if I leave I hurt people. Someone I really care about got hurt tonight and I don't even know what I did wrong. I am so lost. This song keeps playing over and over again in my head along with that little voice that a few know about. I don't want this rated, I don't want comments, and I sure as hell don't want to hear don't do it. I am a big girl and can make my own decisions. The voice tells me to cut and I fight it. I think now I am going to put my headset on listen to some tunes and try to adjust to the things that have happened today. I am not getting back on yahoo for the night and I dont know if I will have my shoutbox on on here. For those who get on later and want to know I took my mom to the doctor today like I said I was going to. They found and removed two palups. Hopefully it is nothing but you never know and we have a family history of colon cancer so I am worried about her and then I hurt a g

My Wish..
I love this song.... My Wish - Rascal Flatts I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you want to go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile. But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but ya never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you

Life Is So Short
AS A LIL KID LIFE WAS SO EASY AND SO GIVING AND UNTHOUGHT OF HOW IT IS TODAY AS WE ALL GET OLDER WITH THE CHANGES THAT FOR SOME PEOPLE THE CHANGES ARE GOOD BUT FOR MOST THEY ARE BAD AND EVERYTHING THAT YA NEVER DREAMED OF HAPPENING AS A KID HAS HAPPENED AS AN ADULT......NO MATTER WHAT THE CHANGES MAY BE.....DIVORCES OF MANY YEARS....DEATH OF PARENTS OR FRIENDS OR HUSBANDS THAT WERE EARLY AND SENSELESSLY TAKEN FROM US AND THE WHOLD WORLD ........PEOPLE CHEATING ON PEOPLE THEY SAY THEY LOVE JUST TO BE WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT.....THIS WORLD IS FALLING APART AND CHANGING IT IS NOTHING LIKE IT WAS AND USED TO BE ............PEOPLE DONT HELP PEOPLE NO MORE .......AND THATS SO WRONG AMERICA IS ABOUT HELPING SOMEONE........WELL IT USED TO BE ....BUT THESE DAYS IT IS ALL ABOUT A DOLLAR BILL...AND YES MONEY IS IMPORTANT BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE FOR IT AND WILL USE CHILDREN AS WEAPONS TO GET IT WILL MURDER TO GET IT WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET WHAT THEY WANT CAUSE NOTHIN

Finally
For those of you who know me, you all know I have been stressing pretty hard the last few months, due to being out of work. Well so I don't have to keep repeating myself, the search is over. I start my new job on Monday. I am officially rejoining the white collar group and will be able to play catch up before I lose it all. (I hope) Thanks to everyone who has helped my through this time, both with financial and moral support. I love ya

Freedom (worth The Read!)
Sentencing of Reid Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama Bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stating, "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below: January 30, 2003 , United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: "Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life

Vacation
FOR MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.........I WILL NOT BE ONLINE 8/9/07 THUR 8/12/07 FOR WE ARE GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION.......I WILL MISS YOU ALL AND I WILL CATCH UP TO ALL OF YA'LL WHEN I GET BACK HOME............MUCH LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE CHARLIE

Leather
Some think bikers are mean, Some dressed in leathers and others in jeans. You don't like our patches or the clothes that we wear, You hate our bandannas and you hate our long hair. You don't like our scooters and our loud noisy pipes, You think we're not loyal to the Stars and Stripes. You don't like our patches that are worn on our vests, You think we're so different from all the rest. But the truth is, Mister, we're kind of alike, You drive a car and I ride a bike. You have no tattoos of our uncle sam, But we fought side by side in Viet Nam. So the next time your children are running around, Enjoy their freedom, and the fun that they've found. Remember us bikers and all that we do, We feed our lost veterans, we're red white and blue! We bring toys for tots and toys for a smile, By riding our bikes for miles and miles. You see, us bikers have never forgot, Our homeless veterans and our homeless tots. We are loyal to our clubs and true

Fly Off The Wall
imagine u getting ready closing eyes swearing not to peek thoughts surprised enough not to speak so u never hear a thing... maybe just my wings in a towel, grooving rock steady fantasize the bed, yer nude beach top past thighs sculpting peach cream putting on yer sunglasses shaking yer assets scan 4 something 2 wear sexy so inclined reject each guy u meet yet invite eyes hair done, body sweet midrift, skirt, spikes, and a thong you got it going on! my wings flit, oh! did you hear me? close to nine open eyes to see the time's arrived night awaits beauty really wish i saw it all not just a fly on the wall whumanbard, ncpv copyright 2007

I Stand Corrected
If you have read my blog "Vamps Continued", some of the facts were not placed there. This was done by accident. As you may have read the comment from Brat Lestat , he is correct and it's my own fault that I neglected to include the other breeds or bloodlines of other vampires that walk this earth. So, yes some of the myths could be very true. I don't doubt that Louis encountered such mindless vampires or even vampires that can be burned by crosses, holy water and other such tools. I personally haven't met any of the other vampires. I've only been a vampire for 22 yrs and I'm sure that there are many vampires that I have not met. And am 100% sure that there are those I don't want to met, as Lestat had mentioned. I also stand corrected on the age of the youngest vampire. The youngest was Claudia at age five. I also believe the second youngest was Benji at age 12. To my knowledge Benji has also been killed because of his age. So with respect to Brat Lestat, I didn't in anyway mean to s

Biker Rules Of Etiquette
PERSONAL HYGIENE - While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN bike keys. - Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. - Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of finger foods. DINING OUT - When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. - If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME - A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. - Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are. DATING (Outside the Family) - Always offer to unscrew the top on your dates wine bottle, especially on the first date. Be aggressive. Le

Broccoli Rice Quiche
Broccoli Rice Quiche Serves 6 Ingredients: 1/1/2 cups Milk 3 Eggs 1 tablespoon Dijon Mustard 1/3 cup Onion, chopped 1 cup Swiss Cheese, shredded 1/2 cup Red Pepper, diced 1 1/2 cups fresh or frozen Broccoli, chopped 3/4 cup uncooked instant brown or white Rice In a large saucepan, start heating the milk and let it get very hot (but not boiling). Meanwhile, beat eggs and mustard in a small bowl until well blended. Add onion, cheese, and red pepper; mix well. Stir both broccoli and rice into the hot milk. Slowly add the egg mixture, stirring constantly. Pour into a greased 9-inch pan. Bake at 350-F degrees for 30-35 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes before serving. **********************

The Biker
When you see us moving past you quickly: Don't take offense or think we're trying to "show off". Ninety five percent of the time, we're trying to get out of your blind spot or taking ourselves out of a potential dangerous situation that has evolved around us. Distancing ourselves from you does not mean we want to race, but that we're giving ourselves the edge we need at the moment. When you hear our horn: Don't take offense or think we're trying to aggravate you. All we're doing is letting you know where we are in relation to you on the road, and we're more than likely aware of your inattentiveness to us while you're talking on a cell phone, eating, reading or involved in some other distracting aspect to your driving. It's important to us, and you, that you know we're there. When you hear our loud pipes: Don't become angry and hostile toward us. Yes, some are quite loud, but for some, there's a purpose behind being loud. It's about letting you know we're close b

Fubar Marriage
DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT SOMETIMES WHEN U MARRY ON HERE IT IS JUST FANTASY NOT REAL LIFE i am bloody well tired of people thinking im really married.... people get a life will you.. this is a place to have some fun.To leave the days worries behind you.To talk, meet new people,flirt and have a good time...so for all the guys im single and loving it..

Is This Really Me?
SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

517
Ohhhhh bother. What a day. It was soooooo damn hot! I learned today that I'm going to be working outside in this miserable sticky nasty heat on Friday. Our store is having a sidewalk sale, and they dont trust any of the stupid underage twits that they have scheduled. Good thing - I wasn't originally working that day , therefore, I'm gaining 7 extra hours. Bad thing - Its gonna be hot as a mofo out side. Its the kind of heat that makes ya sweat the instant you walk outside. Ugh! Oh well .. More money. Thank you to whomever finally fixed my stash rates. I was having withdrawls! My 1 year anniversary on this site is coming up in just over a month. My 1 year is 9/11. I am really hoping to be off of the current level I'm at(a 21) and be a 22 before then. Why? I'm not sure..just a goal really. I do so much helping others level, that I usually forget about myself. Oh well. I like doin it. Its kinda fun. BrattyBytch - HOT/OUT!

Beef Stroganoff
Beef Stroganoff Serves 4 SAUCE: 2 Tablespoons Butter 2 Tablespoons Flour 1 1/2 cups Beef broth 2 tablespoons butter 1 medium Onion, diced 1 cup Mushrooms, fresh, sliced 1 pound Beef tenderloin (or sirloin), cut into 1 1/2" x 1/4" strips 6 ounces Sour cream 4 cups Noodles, cooked First make the sauce. Melt the butter in a saucepan. Whisk in the flour and cook for 3 minutes, stirring constantly. Slowly whisk in the broth. Reduce the heat and simmer 15 minutes, stirring frequently. Melt the butter in a skillet. Add the onions, beef, and mushrooms. Cook until onion is soft and the meat has browned. Pour the sauce over the mixture and simmer for 30 minutes. Whisk in the sour cream and heat for 3 minutes longer. Serve over warm, cooked noodles.

Beef Steak
Beef Steak 2 lb Round steak 3 tb Oil 4 Lemon slices 3 md Sliced onions 2 Cloves minced garlic 1/2 c Flour 1 cn Beef bouillon 1 cn Beer 3 tb Brown sugar 1 Tbspparsley flakes 2 ts Thyme Salt and pepper to taste 1 oz To 8 oz cooked broad noodles -or 2 cups cooked rice GARNISH: Green pepper slices, fresh -parsley and cherry tomatoes Cut steak into serving size -pieces. Brown on both sides -in 3 tb Oil to which you have added -lemon slices. Place steak in pan large enough in which to bake it. Layer onions and garlic over meat. Sprinkle flour over top. Now combine bouillon, beer, sugar, parsley flakes, thyme, salt and pepper. Pour over steak and bake uncovered in 325 degree oven for 3 hours. Serve over cooked broad noodles or cooked rice. Garnish with green pepp

Water
What element do you control?WaterYou are like a calm stream, gentle and yet random, like the twists and turns of a stream. You know how to comfort people, and how to have fun, but too much of both can be dangerous, so watch out.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Beef Fiesta Casserole
**************************************************************** INGREDIENTS: 1 pound lean ground beef salt & pepper, to taste 4 ounces cheddar cheese, shredded 1 cup dairy sour cream 2/3 cup mayonnaise or Salad Dressing 2 teaspoons onion, finely chopped 2 cup Bisquick baking Mix 1/2 cup water 2-3 ripe tomatoes, thinly sliced 3/4 cup green bell pepper,chopped paprika DIRECTIONS: Heat the oven to 375 degrees. Cook and stir the meat in a large skillet until brown. Drain off the excess fat. Season the meat with the salt and pepper, then set aside. Mix the cheese, sour cream, mayonnaise and onion and set this mixture aside. Stir the baking mix and water together until a soft dough forms. With floured fingers, pat the dough in a greased 9x13 baking pan, pressing the dough 1/2 inch up the sides of the pan. Layer the meat, then tomato slices, and green pepper onto the dough. Spoon the sour cream mixture over the top and sprinkle with the paprika, if used. Bake

Level
I HAVE ONLY 7,700 TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ANY HELP WILL BE APPRECIATED. I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING ME OUT ANY WAY YOU CAN. YOUR THE BEST. BIG HUGS. MY NEICE IS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL AND SHE IS DOING OK. SHE JUST HAS TO REST AND BE CAREFUL.WELL I AM OFF TO WORK TTYL.TY CHARLENE

Beef And Mushroom Stuffed Tomatoes
Beef and Mushroom Stuffed Tomatoes __________________________________________________________________ 6 Large tomatoes 1 Onion 2 Tbsp Butter 1 lb Lean ground beef 1/4 lb Mushrooms 1 Tbsp Chopped parsley 6 Tbsp Dry white wine or apple juice as substitute. Salt and pepper to taste 1/2 cup Soft bread crumbs Lemon wedges Preheat oven to 350F. Cut tomatoes in half and scoop out the flesh. Chop the flesh. Peel and chop the onion. Melt the butter in a skillet and fry the onion till transparent. Add the ground beef and fry for 5 minutes. Chop the mushrooms and add to the pan with parsley, chopped tomato flesh, apple juice or wine, and seasoning. Cover and cook for 10 minutes. Stir in the bread crumbs. Spoon the mixture into tomato halves. Arrange in an ovenproof dish and bake for 25-30 minutes till the tops are brown and crisp. Garnish with lemon wedges and serve with mashed potatoes.

Four Shows In Four Days
Last week was a concert marathon for me. We had four major shows in four consecutive days at the Freedom Hill Amphitheater - a venue that my firm represents as general counsel. Wednesday - Sheryl Crow Ms. Crow took the stage at 8:45, with lots of inane stage patter ("It's Wednesday, right? I hear that Wednesday night is party night in Detroit." "Hey, Detroit. I love cars. I love my Corvette. I love my Corvair. I love my Bronco. I don't drive them because I drive a Prius, but I sure do love them anyway. Here's a song a did for a movie called Cars..."). She passed up a lot of hits for a lot of covers. No: "Leaving Las Vegas," "Difficult Kind," "There Goes The Neighborhood", "Safe and Sound", "I Shall Believe" or "Run Baby Run." I was sorely disappointed on that front, but she sounded good on the stuff she did perform. She tried to insert a verse of "Blue Bayou" into "Can't Cry Anymore", but forgot most of the lyric and hummed her way through it. The highlight of the evening was

Awesome Breakfast Casserole
Awesome Breakfast Casserole 1 1/2 lb Hash Browns; frozen 1 lb Bacon or sausage 3 Eggs 2 oz Velveeta Cheese 2 oz Cheddar; shredded 1 cn Cream of Potato soup Salt and Pepper to taste Cook the hash browns with the onion till crisp. Fry the meat. Mix in a 13 X 9 pan. Add the cheeses, soup, beaten eggs, salt and pepper. Bake at 350 for 30 to 50 minutes. Yield: 4 Servings

How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minu tes thre e police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'

My Anniversary
Yes my 15th Anniversary is in 6 days, damn never thought I'd make it although I did an very proud. My son JJ made us an Anniversary cake which I thought was the sweetest thing in the world.. :D Didn't make it till daddy got home cause of course the little ones wanted some an well I could not turn em down...

Autumn Chicken
************************************************************ AUTUMN CHICKEN ONE-DISH-DINNER ************************************************************ INGREDIENTS: 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper 1 teaspoon dried basil (or 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil) 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano leaves 2 medium zucchini 4 large plum tomatoes 3 tablespoons lemon juice 4 medium chicken-breast halves, skin & bone on(about 2 1/2 pounds) 4 ears of corn 1 tablespoon olive or salad oil 1/2 teaspoon sugar DIRECTIONS: Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Remove husks and silk from corn. With serrated knife, cut each ear of corn crosswise into 3 pieces. Cut zucchini into 3-inch chunks. Cut each tomato lengthwise in half. Place chicken breasts in large roasting pan (17 by 11 1/2 inches); sprinkle with oregano and 1/2 teaspoon salt. Arrange corn and zucchini around chicken. Bake chicken and vegetables 30 minutes. Add tomatoes and bake 15 minutes longer or until juices run clear when chick

O X Y M O R O N S
1 . Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2 . Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3 . If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4 . If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5 . Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6 . Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7 . Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8 . Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9 . Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10 . Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11 . Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12 . Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13 . Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14 . Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15 . Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16 . If work is s

Death Premonitions
Each time someone I know has passed away, somewhere from five years to the day prior to the death of the individual, I have seen their demise. Not only did I see the actual death of the individual, but there were two of them that I actually had conversations with. As I said, this would happen prior to the passing of the individual. I can't predict the time or place, and with the exception of one person all the individuals that I have seen die were relatives. To give you an example: I had a cousin who was killed in a car accident a few years ago. Two years, roughly, before the accident, in a dream, I was standing next to a road, and I saw a car coming toward me, the car locked up the brakes, the driver lost control, hit an embankment, rolled, and landed right side up. I then went over to see if the driver was okay, only to find that a piece of the car was sticking through him and that he was physically mangled. I didn't know who the person was, but we talked for a few minutes about wha

All-in-one Quiche
ALLINONE QUICHE 1 1/2 c. milk 1/2 c. Bisquick mix 3/4 stick butter 3 eggs Pinch salt 1 c. diced bacon, ham, turkey, chicken, or shrimp 2 green onions, chopped 1 (4 oz.) can sliced mushrooms, drained 1 c. grated sharp Cheddar cheese Combine the first 5 ingredients in the blender and mix well. Turn into 9 or 10 inch pie plate. Add the remaining ingredients. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Let stand for 10 minutes before serving.

~*quotes & Poems*~
1*We walk around talking to complete strangers; laugh for absolutely no reason at all; have stupid fights that are over in 10 minutes; attempt to dance and sing like they do in music videos; have a billion "you-had-to-be-there" times; gang up on the bitch who has a problem with one of us; make fun of each other when we walk into stuff; act like we're all on crack; and no matter what happens we're always there for each other in the good times and the bad. 2*All I need is one chance, one kiss, on night to show you what you mean to me. One chance to spend the day with you and to show you how we're so alike. One kiss to prove we're more than just friends. And one night to hold you tight. 3*Life is full of secrets and lies so when you get screwed over don't be surprised. 4*Find a guy that is always there for you, will hold you close when you 're cold, when you feel like everything is wrong he'll hold you tight and tell you everything is alright, will call you up in the middle of

My Life In The Shadows
Seems like no matter how much I try I will always be where I am. Looking out the window looking at the world through sad eyes. Leave me where I stand, Carry me to the wannabe promise land, I don't want to die alone, I don't want to cry alone. But here I stand alone crying and screaming. Wont anyone help me? My life seems to be hiding and staying in the shadows. When can I see the light, feel the radiant heat of love? Passion seems to be slipping through my very fingers, never seem to get a grasp on it. My very soul aches for the touch and carress of the man I love. My mind cannot control the way I feel, my heart cannot carry into the next day without breaking. Everyday I cry and I'm in so much pain from trying too hard, not wanting to let go of the one thing that helps me through my day. The words of Lithium by Evanescence really tells my life in one simple song, Lithium lyrics Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithiu

Beauty Of A Woman
The beauty of a woman .. isnt in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman..Is seen in her eyes, this is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The true beauty of a woman.. is reflected by her soul. its the caring that she gives and the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman, with passing years, only grows.

Some People Just Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Kids,
Not only is this bulletin disturbing and sick, but sadly it's true. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids, and this is a perfect example of why! Baby Died in Microwave Body: Just recently a women placed her 3 week old baby in a microwave and baked it,,and yes,,of course it died.Police say that the mother did it to get back at the baby's father.This baby died in a microwave because of its heartless mother,,she appears in court today,,if you think she should be severly punished for killing her child,,please put your name below and repost this as "Baby Died In The Microwave" if you dont repost this no ur not gonna have relationship problems, no ur not gonna die, but it will show everyone that you have absolutely NO HEART or SENSE!!!!! WE NEED 300 SINGTURES. 1.GARDENIA 2.Jessica Russell 3. Karie Braswell 4.whitney campbell 5.megan mcdaniel 6. Amanda Long 7. peggy andrews 8.Araine Scorsone 9. April Frank 10. Robert Frank 11. Jennifer Wells 12.Sherrie Oliph

Life Is Moving Too Fast
Well, seems like I have barely gotten back from WLC. I thought I had a month to get ready for my deployment, and it seems like it is supposed to be next week. I have a month and 1 day till I will be singing "I'm leaving on a jet plane...." It is going to be sad. I am going to miss so much in that year. My oldest son will start First Grade, at least I"ll be there for the first day. Worse off, I'll miss my middle son, Wesley's Kindergarten year. I'll be there for the first 2 days. It will be the first Christmas I haven't gotten to wake the family up at Midnight, all of us open up our presents, and then after lunch, we all take a nice long nap. Then I'll be missing birthdays, New Year's Eve, Beer, fishing, hunting, and so many other things that I have taken for granted for so long. Guess I am just worried. I know that Kuwait is a fairly safe location, but stuff still happens. How will I be remembered? Will I be remembered? Could also be how much me and the wife hav

But I Don't Wear Red...
Your Passion is Red! You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination. You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?

Help Her Get To Godmother
It seems like Trout Gang is Challenging me to see who can get to godfather first, help her win this, any and all help is accepted and will be returned. help make her a godmother, he says that he wants vip, blasts or a HH if she get any of these i will greatly appriciat it and will return all the love. hugs & Bites ~Devil In Cuffs~~Devil In Cuffs~Mistress of Seduction of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ fubar

Blog Review: Blood Will Tell
Blood Will Tell was a bit of a challenge for me. We all know that I'm unfairly picky about romance and erotica. But I read a few of the excerpts and I figured there was no better time to take a chance. Blood Will Tell is a somewhat typical vampire tale with dialog to make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, chemistry to make the breath catch in your throat and spicy sex scenes beautiful enough to make you cry and hot enough to steam windows at the same time. Quinn is not satisfied with women who submit at the first sign of a good romp in bed, flowery euphemisms for people parts or titillating actions, nor for males who mistake chauvinism or manipulation for heroism. The characters in Blood Will Tell are vocal, headstrong, not willing to undercut themselves and full of a delightfully yummy need. Blood Will Tell has enough plot to make it more than sex, but not to overpower its true story of two people, caught up in dangerous times and carnal needs. Using a familiar cre

Bored You Say? Then Bomb Away!!! Im Over 3000 Behind....thanks For The Help!
Hey everyone Im in the Most Wanted Contest and Im waaaaay behind! Could really use some bombers...Every and all help is greatly appreciated and returned!!! thanks everyone!!! Please be sure to add the contest owner so you can comment and show her some love! THANKS! this is meeeeeeeee :) Dont forget to add the contest holder and show her some luv too! robisue@ fubar

!!! I Luv This Song Lmfao !!!
Lily Allen » Knock 'Em Out Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone. You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue, They're like, "Alright" He's saying, "Yeah can I take your digits?" And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty please leave me alone." Cut to the pub on a lads night out, Man at the bar cos it was his shout, Clocks this bird and she looks ok, Caught him looking and she walks his way, "alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?" "err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..." She's got no taste hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his face, "if you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer" "sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture." [ Lyrics accessible from http://www.rare-lyrics.com ] [Chorus] Can't knock em out, can't walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you cant have me number,

First Doctor Checkup
This morning we took her to get her first check-up since birth, well she has a little of jaundices. Took her up to the nursery, it came back a 12.0 the doctor told us to bring her back out tomorrow morining to run another test on her and see her in with a physician she told us to put her in sun light and feed her straight forulma until my breast milk comes in. Until then that is what we are doing. I will let you know how she does and tell you what the doctor says tomorrow.

Potato And Green Bean Salad
Have not tried this myself, just putting some recipes I have saved on the old puter and thought I’d share here too J Potato and Green Bean Salad 1 bag(1½ lb.) Refrigerated, ready-to-cook Golden potatoes 1 pound green beans, trimmed & cut into 1 inch pieces salt 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 2 tablespoons finle chopped kalamata olives 2 tablespoons thinly sliced, packed fresh basil leaves 1. Cook potatoes according to package directions. 2. Drain in colander under cool running water, 30 seconds. Set aside 3. Bring large saucepan 2/3 full of water to a boil. 4. Add beans, 1½ teaspoons salt. 5. Cook 5-6 minutes,until tender. 6. Drain in colander under cool running water, 30 seconds. Set aside 7. Whisk oil, vinegar, garlic, ½ teaspoon salt and pepper in large bowl. 8. Add warm, drained potatoes, green beans, olives and basil. 9. Toss gently with rubber spatula to combine. Makes

Summer
So, once again summer is almost over and it's back to school time again! it's my senior year in high school so i am excited WOOT! next summer I'll be getting ready for college... hopefully northhampton community college for mortuary science! so how is everyone's summer going? mine is pretty damn good! loves to all Christine

Take A Minute To Read This...deff Sumthin To Think Bout!
As we grow up we learn the one person that wasnt supposed to ever let u down probably will,u will have your heart broken probably more than once and its harder everytime. you will break hearts too,so remember how it felt when yours was broken.you will fight wit ur best friend.you will blame a new love for the things a old one did.you will cry cuz time is passing too fast and you will eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures,laugh too much,and love like u neve been hurt because every 60 seconds u spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back.dont be afraid that your life will end,be afraid that it will never begin!

My Dang Computer
This is just to let everyone now that I have not forgot to return the love, but that I am having problems with my Lap top internet. with all the Fires here were I live in MT it has affected the connection, But I will be in Spokane this weekend so I am going to do my best to catch up, so If you have given me some Fubar Love and I have not got back to you just leave me a shout or a message, so it will be easier for me to get back to you. thank you everyone ~COPE~

A Poem For My Lover
Four years in the making Too little too long Loved you since forever Every inch of you And you let me in One night I'm alone in your bed You came to me Came for me Gave me the love that I needed A tender kiss Your hands in my hair Your lips at my neck My shoulders My nipples Your hand on my thigh, soft and warm Im wet for you trembling in anticipation I wait for you I reach for you Your eyes Deep and dark, I feel you reaching Into me Deep Your lips at my neck, I feel your hands, Spreading me I am open I welcome your tongue I craved it so long Mounting pleasure You drink me again and again Can't take the heat Delight Purest feeling Leaving my body to touch the light c l i m a x . . . I breathe again I touch your cheek Kiss your lips A contended sigh Your turn.

My Poor Pan
Yes this is what has happened to my pan. My hubbie decided to make himself an omelet tonight. Well in doing soo, after he cooked.. he never shut the stove off.. sooo you can imagine what happened then. I still have smoke in this fracken apartment! UGH! And he is a wonderful cook. We both like to cook and bake. It was just a blonde moment for him! My poor pan.. you wouldn't of known.. it was silver color.... RIP dear pan

Lead Head: Pencil Pusher
BERLIN - After being plagued for 55 years with the torment of a pencil lodged in her head, a German woman has finally had it removed. Margaret Wegner, now 59, was 4 years old when she fell while carrying the 3.15 inch-long pencil, which went through her cheek and into her brain. "It bored right through the skin and disappeared into my head," Wegner told Germany's best-selling newspaper, Bild. "It hurt like crazy." At the time the technology did not exist to safely remove the pencil, so Wegner had to live with it — and the chronic headaches and nosebleeds that it brought — for the next five-and-a-half decades. But on Friday, Dr. Hans Behrbohm, an ear, nose and throat specialist at Berlin's Park-Klinik Weissensee, was able to use modern techniques to identify the exact location of the pencil so that he could accurately determine that the risks of removing it, and then take most of it out. The operation was particularly difficult because of the way the pencil had shifted

Witch Vs Worlock Fyi
OK.....ALL practitioners of The Craft are Witches. Worlock means "One who has broken their promise". During the burning times, witches referred to men who had betrayed them as worlocks, thus causing the confusion. I am a male witch...not a worlock or wizard.

New Classic Potato Salad
Have not tried this myself, just putting some recipes I have saved on the old puter and thought I’d share here too :) New Classic Potato Salad 1 bag(1½ lb.) Refrigerated, ready-to-cook red potatoes ¼ cup mayonnaise ¼ cup chopped kosher dill pickles 2 tablespoons finely chopped shallot 1 tablespoon white wine vinegar ½ teaspoon sugar ½ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 cup frozen whole-kernel corn, partially thawed 1. Cook potatoes according to package directions. 2. Drain in colander under cool running water, 30 seconds. Set aside 3. Combine mayonnaise, pickles, shallot, vinegar, sugar and salt in large bowl. 4. Heat oil in large non-stick skilletover high heat. 5. Add corn and cook, stirring occasionally, 1½ minutes until it starts to pop and brown in spots. 6. Transfer to bowl with dressing and add warm, drained potatoes. 7. Toss gently with rubber spatula to combine Makes 4 servings

War
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked-off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?" "Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?" "Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?" "And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all." "I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11." "I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the

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Haven't really got anything to say just really havent posted one in awhile so here is a blog ... nothing has changed nothing is going on ...wow I suck! Okay this turned into a shitty idea ... writing a blog to make myself realise i suck .....lol okay O sucky one has finished pointing out she sucks.

My Inner Super Villan.
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 98% Green Goblin 96% Magneto 91% Apocalypse 91% Poison Ivy 90% Lex Luthor 88% Two-Face 88% Mystique 80% Catwoman 78% Riddler 77% The Joker 75% Venom 69% Mr. Freeze 67% Kingpin 66% Juggernaut 64% Dark Phoenix 58% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity. Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

For Lexophiles
Plays on words... 1. A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16. A calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of mo

No More Ducks At The Pisser
BEIJING (Reuters) - Food stalls attached to Beijing's public toilets will be removed in good time for next year's Olympics, state media said Saturday. Complaints over toilets with poor sanitation and toilet operators turning them into commercial operations led to the ban, which comes into force in October. "It is not proper to sell soft drinks or snacks right at the toilets," the Beijing News said, citing sources within the Beijing Municipal Administration Commission. "The city authorities also plan to publish a toilet guide, provide toilet information over the telephone and the Internet and erect more road signs to help toilet users." Billboards near toilets will also be banned, Xinhua news agency said. Notoriously polluted Beijing is cleaning up its act before it hosts the Olympics. It has also announced crackdowns on spitting and smelly taxis.

Lesson Learned
Well working so hard on Passion Parties I took yesterday and hung out by the pool. Well while I was messing around with the kids I jumped into the 4ft part of the pool and pulled a muscle in my left foot. It hurst so bad. Dave had to take me to the hospital last night to get x-rays done just to make sure it was not broke. Well I have to stay off the foot until it is healed. I wish my pain meds would kick in. It so sore! I have been putting ice on it and trying to stay off of it as much as possible but when you got 3 kids it is hard to do that.

I Adore Him
I wanted to share with you all something that the LOVE of my life wrote for me after we had a pretty heated arguement. He's an amazing man with a true talent for words. Please read and then read my response (lol..SURPRISE, Daddy!) to him........ Just wanted to say that if you love someone......hold them tight and don't ever let them go......and in the event that you get into a heated argument with that person.....REMEMBER all the good times that you've had together.....REMEMBER how truly alive that person makes you feel for the amount of time they are in your life.....REMEMBER every line of her face as she smiled a smile that brought light,life and love into your world.....REMEMBER the smell of her perfume.....and remember how that smell meant everything to you...so much so that you did'nt wash your clothes for fear of washing away a scent that lifted your heart and spirits......REMEMBER her heart and just how truly big it is.....and REMEMBER that she has made sacrifices along the

Honest Feelings
honest feelings Current mood: depressed i gave him my heart. trusting that he wouldn't break it. yet i feel like i'm watching him rip it into a million pieces right in front of me. i always thought that love was to be a good feeling, but this last 6 months i've learned that nothing but pain and anguish can come from love. is it worth it to tell someone that you love them, just to hear them say i love you knowing that they don't mean it? to know that you trusted someone with a part of you that is so fragile , just to watch them throw it agaisnt a brick wall and not care? what do you do when you don't believe them when they say i love you anymore? act like you do? or just quit telling them you love them and hoping that they will quit to? is all he's doing, just trying to make me feel better by saying it? well it makes me feel so much more worse because he can blatently lie to my face about something so serious and important to me. i can't tell if he cares anymore but the w

Thats Me...
I'm the girl!! I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside a house or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.

Shy To Use Condoms
LONDON, Aug. 6 (UPI) -- One in three Britons find it so unnerving to talk to a new sexual partner about condoms they don't use them at all, a new survey shows. The Family Planning Association said its poll of 2,169 adults revealed about the same percentage said they regretted not using a condom with a new partner in the past, the BBC reported Sunday. The group says for too many Brits it remains taboo to talk about such things. That can only contribute to the trend of increasing rates of sexually transmitted diseases. Genevieve Clark of the Terrence Higgins Trust said she thinks people "still find it easier to have sex than talk about it." "This embarrassment about condoms is odd when you consider the alternative -- putting yourself at risk of an infection or pregnancy that could have been prevented," Clark said. "Let's get over our blushes, and make condoms a normal part of a healthy sex life." Copyright 2007 by United Press International. All Rights Reserved.

Quote For August 8
It has become increasingly clear that local, state and federal government agencies failed to meet the needs of residents of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama, ... Now it's our job to figure out why, and to make sure we are better prepared for the future. -- Tom Davis Bonus Quote: You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! -- Drew Carey This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Man Knackered After 'professional' Surgery
ST. PAUL, Minn. - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an i

Back Home
Heya friends! Well I am back home again after visiting my family for 2 weeks for my sisters wedding. I had a wonderful time all but getting a bad cold while I was there. I am getting over it now, almost gone. :D I just hated being sick while I was up there and durning her wedding. All in all I had a great time. I am glad to be back home now and able to come on here a lot more and visit with you all. I wished I could haved stayed a few days longer but thats okay. I got to spend a lot of time with my family and my pets. I just miss them all so much now. hehe. How has everyone been? :) Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com

A$$hole!
I dont usually do things like this, but I was already pissed off.. to then come on here and has some dirty perverted asshole start on me because I will not tell him my bra size. He then goes and rates all of my pics a 1, which I can see him doing, Im not one to give a shit about rates I am here to make friends but am FURIOUS about him thinking its ok to just ask me that, and then be such an ass when I dont tell him. He then writes a blog about me saying im an idiot because I should expect it for having large boobs that I show off. Thats pretty much the same is asking to get raped because youre in a mini skirt.. or asking to get a slap because you mouth off.. it isnt right! So what if I wear low cut tops!! Just because i do DOES NOT MAKE ME A PIECE OF MEAT/WHORE!! His profile - http://fubar.com/user/130220 THE LICKER...: hi hun...is possible say the size of this fantastic bra? just curiosity · THE LICKER *Ric... re-rated you a '1' from a '11'! 23 min ago · THE LICKER *Ric.

Am I Undeserving?
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS TREATED SO DIFFERENT BY YOU. ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS NEEDED YOU TO FIX THERE PROBLEMS THE CAME TO YOU WHEN THEY WERE HURTING AND YOU WANTED TO FEEL NEEDED AND FELT MORE OF A MAN CUZ YOU COULD BE THE ARMS THAT HELD THEM OR FIXED THEM. I HAVE NEVER TOLD YOU ANYTHING. I DIDNT NEED SOMEONT TO HOLD ME CUZ I WAS HURTING I JUST WANTED TO BE HELD AND HOLD YOU TO FEEL LOVE. MAYBE YOU CHOSE TO LEAVE ME CUZ I WAS YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON. COULDNT HANDLE THAT, COULD YOU? I GUESS I WAS NOT THE VUNERABLE GIRL YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FIX. I NEVER HURT YOU OR MADE YOU FEEL ANY LESS OF A PERSON. I TREATED YOU WONDERFUL AND MADE YOU AS HAPPY AS I COULD. SO FOR THAT I WAS LEFT AND PUSHED ASIDE FOR SOMEONE WHO CANT HANDLE THEIR OWN SHIT. MY FAULT RIGHT? DONT THINK SO .

Challenge Is On Help Me Get To Godmother
It seems like Trout Gang is Challenging me to see who can get to godfather first, help me win this, any and all help is accepted and will be returned. help make me a godmother, he says that he wants vip, blasts or a HH if i get any of these i will greatly appriciat it and will return all the love. hugs & Bites ~Devil In Cuffs~~Devil In Cuffs~Mistress of Seduction of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ fubar

Laugh For August 8
Alabama Dumb Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Incestous marr

What's With You?
I've been on fubar only a very short time and it seems as though that there are more men and women on here who don't bother reading profiles and decide to comment, shout and mail others who have no interest in "hooking up". I don't think they understand that NO means NO, TAKEN means TAKEN. Some are on here to meet new people, make new friends and hang out with others they've invited. Not get hit on. What those hormones are affecting the brain's function of comprehending? For those who don't, can't and wont read profiles, Don't get to moaning, groaning and complaining because you've been shot down the first time, told off the second time and blocked the third time. WHAT IS WITH YOU? For those who do read the profiles, are respectful and just want to chat, meet new people...my hat is off to you and I respect you for it!!

Moments In Life
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The

My Next Life
MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then..... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case......

Friends
Friends to me are people that call you every once in a while and ask if you want to hang out. They come over and hang out and just talk. They are there for you when you need them and always have something funny to say if you are in a pissy mood. Being that is what I think friends are, I have none. Friends dont leave you and stop talking to you because you got pregnant. And they dont leave you and stop talking to you because they have a new boy toy, or girl toy. I can honestly say I have never had one TRUE friend in my life. No one to trust and tell things to without worrying that I am going to hear it out of someone else's mouth. No one to be there for me when I need a shoulder to cry on. I never really pictured myself as the loner, I love to be around people. But it seems that I am. Having no one.

Evanescence ~sweet Sacrifice
It's true, we're all a little insane. But it's so clear, Now that I'm unchained. Fear is only in our minds, Taking over all the time. Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time. You poor sweet innocent thing. Dry your eyes and testify. You know you live to break me. Don't deny. Sweet sacrifice. One day I'm gonna forget your name, And one sweet day, you're gonna drown in my lost pain. Fear is only in our minds, Taking over all the time. Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time. You poor sweet innocent thing. Dry your eyes and testify. And oh you love to hate me don't you, honey? I'm your sacrifice. (I dream in darkness I sleep to die, Erase the silence, Erase my life, Our burning ashes Blacken the day, A world of nothingness, Blow me away.) Do you wonder why you hate? Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes? You poor sweet innocent thing. Dry your eyes and testify. You know you live to break me.

Thoughts For Today---or Tomorrow....
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look f

Just A Hello My Friends
Just wanted to say hello to the new friends I have made and last but not least my friends I have had since first being a member, thanks for all the love and support you all show on my page, I keep making changes to it I know, but I am a person of change, I like to explore so pardon the construction haha, being a goof here , I love to have fun I just havent had true fun in so long not sure I would know how to act. It's all about to change, soon I will be where I want to be. but until then I am going to make the best of it. I am strong I have to be, if I give up I have given up on a life of love that I have searched for . I love you Paul, forever&Infinity , Your loving Fubar Wife Tequila Sunrise xxxxxxxxxxxxx

The Horror
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!

My B-day Pimpout From Wolfspirit
Ok I've never done this before so if this linking thing doesn't work bare with me. But anyway THIS REAL friend is probably one of the sweetest most unbelievably nicest people on fubar she has helped me so much in my contest that I've just gotta return the love! Her and I were talking and she said she would like to make her next level by her B-day (she joked about the whole thing and about how she knew that wasn't going to happen) well id like to turn that little joke into a reality by Aug 13th! Rate her fan her rate her pics give her some mad fubar love For her Birthday! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar Happy Birthday Shell!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Wolfspirit' on '2007-08-08 14

Melissa Etheridge ~chrome Plated Heart
I got a chrome-plated heart I got wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart I got angels crying from up above And they got rust in their eyes They got rust on their love But I have learned to leave no stone unturned And keep the wall against my back And the love is real as the day is long And the night is black As black as night I got a two dollar stare Midas in my touch and Delilah in my hair I got bad intentions on the soles of my shoes With this red hot fever and these chromium blues And I will feel another lovers wheel And drive for miles and not look back And the love is real as the day is long And the night is black As black as night And I'll dance in time and the times are rough And I'll pay the price and I'll pray that it's enough And just outside the door where it always rains I'll take the time to polish these scratches and these stains On my chrome-plated heart Wings on these fingers trying to tear it apart I got angels crying from up abov

Rabblerouser
Well, just another day in the life of a mother with 5 animals--I mean, kids. School is just about a week away for pretty much everyone--except the 2yr old. Boy is she sick of everybody. She's the youngest and gets no respect it seems, but she can take names, and whatever else she can when it comes to her 4 older siblings. Today my 10yr old autistic son was banging his hand on a plastic toy bin and my 2yr old kept coming to me in the kitchen saying, "mommy patrick won't stop, will you tell him stop?"...so I said, "Patrick, stop making that noise".I was trying to wash the dishes and so then my 2yr old went back in the living room and started plugging her ears, and going, "la, la, la, nah, nah, I can't hear you..blah,blah,blah,". He finally stopped banging his hand on the toy bin.

Staind ~outside
And you Can bring me to my knees Again All the times That I could beg you please In vain All the times That I felt insecure For you And I leave My burdens at the door But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I felt like this won't end It's for you And I taste What I could never have It was from you All the times That I've cried My intentions Full of pride But I waste More time than anyone But I'm on the outside And I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you All the times That I've cried All this wasted It's all inside And I feel All this pain Stuffed it down It's back again And I lie Here in bed All alone I can't mend But I feel Tomorrow will be OK But I'm on the outside And I'

My Favo Song Big Girls Yu Are Beautiful
this song is all for the big girls!! mika _ with big girls yu are beautiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRiXOONqf0 Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' You take your skinny girls Feel like I'm gonna die Cos a real woman Needs a real man is why You take your girl And multiply her by four Now a whole lotta woman Needs a whole lot more Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge Find yourself a big lady Big boy come on around And they'll be calling you baby No need to fantasise Since I was in my braces A watering hole With the girls around And curves in all the right places Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Die

My Name Is Natasha
Natasha ~ Although the name Natasha creates the urge to be versatile and ambitious, we stress that it causes blunt expression that alienates others. ~ This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and tension or accidents to the head. ~ The name of Natasha has given you the desire for creative, artistic or musical expression in an original way. ~ You strive to be different and have the self-confidence to implement your ideas because you have the perseverance necessary to see something through, despite obstacles. ~ Although you meet new people easily, it is not easy for you to maintain a relaxed, harmonious relationship. www.kabalarians.com

I'm King Of The World!
Hey, there are days I'll settle for being king of the house! But playing the computer strategy game Civilization II can be just as heady (and yes, Martha, it does get addicting)! For those unfamiliar with Sid Meier's grand design, it debuted in 1996 as the second in a series of games in which you choose to head any one of twenty-four historical civilizations from the Sumerians to the Americans. Starting at the end of the Stone Age (4000 B.C. game time), you build up your civilization by territorial expansion as well as resource development while maintaining effective defense and offense against at least two but no more than six other civilizations. Anybody who thinks that life would be simpler if we all just laid down our guns needs to play this . . . the bigger your civilization gets, the smaller the world itself gets because everybody wants the same things you do! Whether you butt heads on the battlefield on at the diplomatic table -- diplomats and later spies can bribe or sabot

Another Update
Heres where the scores stand,with just about 80 hours to before its over....about 2 and 1/2 dats left: I really appreciate all the participation...Im sure the comitition does as well... If youve been actively participating in the contest, and havent yet recieved a party time gift from me or been fanned by me ,please let me know,via message,id like to make sure i get everyone something... *Note* I will not be around much at all on friday...after work, im taking my daughters to the family values tour(Korn) so ill probably not be around til around midnight on friday...im gonna make the album public so there wont be anyone who wants to vote left out...Im hoping that if there is anyone new theyll wanna be my friend and fan,i have been returning all fans and doing my best to give every one a party time gift as well... Thanks again for making this contest so interesting and so competitive...Have a wonderfu night...Thanks for being my friend to all who wanted to be and th

A Rap I Wrote What You Think?!
im just who i want to be got a problem take it up with me you want to talk shit well bitch back it up please because i dont need you to waist my time im not here to please im just fine with who ive grown to be they call me brittaney isnt that extrodinary i got these dreams and to tell you the truth imma pruse them because i have determination ya c i wont give in to lil bitches who doubt what i wanna do and soon enough your gunna c me in the lime light my name will be so big n bright and your gunna be wishin yous was me then i know your gunna try to be someone you thought youd never be a friend to me but ho look you wont even get close enough to touch because i dont play those high school games i dont deal with drama or wanna bes so keep talking shit just ilke your gunna do because im done i dont even got another word for you

My World
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of the Nile, Yangtze - listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Faith HillThere You'll BeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Yes, faith can lift a mountain from its base! Yes, faith can turn a river off its course; Yes, faith can win an impossible race! Yes, faith can calm a lion as he roars! Sure, faith can do impossible a thing! Sure, faith ca