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First Off I Would Like To Start Off With This. I Thought This Was So Cute. Some People Might Actually Get A Laugh Out Of It. FAKE FRIENDS: Never Ask For Food. REAL FRIENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn ... We Fucked Up ... But That Shit Was Fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never Seen You Cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry With You. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep Your Shit So Long They Forget Its Yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know A Few Things About You. REAL FRIENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You. FAKE FRIENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will Kick The Whole Crowds Ass That Left You. FAKE FRIENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk Right In And Say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are For Awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are For life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will Talk Shit To The Person Who Talks Shit About You. REAL FRIENDS: Will Knock Them Out Cold. But This Is So True About My Best Friend And I. I Can't Believe How Close We Have Gotten Thru The Years Dawn. You Just Have No Clue On What I Would Do Without My Hooker! I Have Never Had A Friend That I Could Trust Like You! Thank You For Helping Me Out With All The Hard Times And Helping Me Out With Vince. I Love You! Chelle Belle and Dawniepooh Friends Forever! Okay, I Want You To Give Me Your Opinion On This Situation. I Want To See If I Am Over Reacting Or Not. I Know That I Over React A Lot But On This Particular Situation I Want To See What You All Think. Situation: Recently, A Friend Had Called Me. Well, I Was Busy Doing Something So I Told Her I Would Call Her Back. I Call Her Back About 20 Minutes Later. Her Husband Answered The Phone And I Asked For Her. He Asked Who I Was And I Told Him. I Was Like This Is Michelle. Well, He Pondered A Little Bit About It. He Was Like Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. I Was Like Come On -------, You Know Who I Am. He Was Like Oh Yeah Michelle. That Is The Girl That I Only Know From Behind. He Was Talking About The Threesomes That We Used To Have. I Was Like, Uh I guess. It Really Caught Me Off Guard. It Mad Me Mad. He Was Like She Is Busy Can You Call Back? I Just Hung Up. I Didn't Say Another Word. Would You Get Offended Or Am I Just Over Reactng And I Shouldn't Worry About It. I Never Did Call Her Back And She Hasn't Called Me Either. He Wasn't laughing When He Said It So I Am Thinking He Was Serious. Now, I Know Why His Wife Really Doesn't Have Many Friends. Which Is Sad Because She Is A Good Friend Of Mine. We Went Out Several Times. I Would Think That He Would Have Had Respect For Me Since My Boyfriend, And I Had Showed Up At Their Wedding Because None Of Her Other Friends Didn't. This Is How I Get Treated!?! Screw That Mess. Feel Free To Comment. I Don't Care If You Are Male Or Female. I Just Want Different Opinions. Anyway Besides all that...I Have Had A Pretty Good Week. Parents Are Gone To Gatlinburg Until Saturday Morning. So That Means I Have The House All To Myself. I Am Kinda Liking It. I Can Actually Have Some Peace And Quiet. Today, I Asked My Friend Ken To Come Over And Eat Dinner With Me. I Had Fixed Some Swiss Steak, mashed Potatoes, And Green Beans. It Was Pretty Good Considering It Was My First Time Cooking Swiss Steak. IM Not Much Of A Cook. But Since They Have Been Gone IM Kinda Getting Used To It. Earlier In The Week I Was Told That Some Bitch On Here Is Still Running Her Mouth About Me. I Don't Know Why You Continue To Talk About Me Because I Don't Say Shit About You Or Anything. I Mean Why Would You Laugh About Someones Trailer Catching On Fire? That Is Pretty Silly If You Ask Me.That Is Like Me Laughing At You For Something That Happened To You! Even The People I Hate I Wouldn't Dare Laugh At Something Like that. IM Just Not That Type Of Person. I Don't Know Why You Keep Going And Going. It Bothered Me At First But Then Again I Don't Give A Fuck What You Think Of Me. I Think You Just Love To See Me Get Annoyed By Your Stupidity! I Don't See Why She Would Lie About Such A Thing. She Has Never Lied To Me Before. Scott, I Hope You Get Feeling Better Babe. It Really Sucks You Would Get Strip Throat When My Dad And Them Are On Vacation. LOL. I Was Going To Have You Come Over An Spend The Night With Me And Everything. Plus, You Could Keep Me Company. :) Which I Know That Would Be No Problem. I Haven't Seen You For About A Week. I Really Miss Those Lips Of Yours And We Won't Get Into The Rest. LOL. But I Hipe Your Throat Gets To Feeling Better. I Never Had Strip Throat But I Had Something Close To It About Two Months Ago. But That Was Just From Screaming At My Hooker. I Guess That Was One Of Our Fun Nights. LOL. I Wish Friday Would Get Here. Its Only A Couple Days Away But It Is Still Driving Me Crazy. Best Friend And I Are Going To Electric Cowboy. We Are So Tired Of Creekers That It Isn't Even Funny. We Have Been Going To Creekers Almost Every Friday Night For The Past Eight Months Now. I Think It Is Time For A New Bar. Then When We Get Tired Of That Bar We Will Go Back To One Of Our Favorites. Coyotes! Okay, Well I Should Go Now. I Have Wrote Enough!
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