A group of girl friends are on vacation when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only".
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for you can stay there. Its easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
So they go in and the First Floor sign reads, "All the men here have it short and thin".
The girl friends laugh and without hestitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second Floor reads, "All the men here have it long and thin".
The girl friends continued to the Third Floor, where the sign read, "All the men here have it short and thick".
This was still another disappointment, but knowing that there were still 2 floors left they went up to the next floor.
The Fourth Floor sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick".
The girl friends get all excited and are about to stay on the Fourth Floor when they realize that there is one floor left.
Wondering what they might be missing they go up to the Fifth Floor, where the sign reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman!"
