A couple went on a vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wife then decided to take the boat out. She was not familar with the lake but she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the sheriff in his boat. He pulls alongside and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind or what?'
"You're in a restricted fishing area" the sheriff informs her.
"But, Sheriff, I'm not fishing! Can't you see that?!" she pleads.
The sheriff replies, "But you have all the equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that then I will charge you with rape!" snaps the woman.
"I didn't even touch you" says the sheriff.
The woman smiles and says, "Yes, that's true... but you have all the equipment!"
