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Smart Ass Answers
SMART A** ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART A** ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART A** ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART A** ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the
Do You Really Love Him/her
if you dress like a slut an beg for points on here
Yeah, I Got It Bad....
Ever been with someone for a short period of time, and been so head-over-heels? I have...
Which Classic Screen Goddess Are You?
You scored as Mae West, You are the one who is fully in control of your own life. You know exactly where you're going and what you want to do. You are confident and self assured and aren't afraid to speak your mind. You have an authorative sex appeal and the older you get the sexier you'll become. Sometimes you have to step back a bit, don't be over-confident and you'll be perfect! comment and rate this quiz... thankyou!Mae West80% Rita Hayworth65% Audrey Hepburn55% Marilyn Monroe50% Vivien Leigh50% Judy Garland40% Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
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*Gasp!* I didnt do a single blog yesterday! Are you proud of me?LOL...Anyways the reason for this blog - was to let people know that all of my photo albums are going to be friends only. So if you ever do a pimpout with my name on it - people are gonna have to add me if they wish to rate my photos. While I was out for a walk - I had several people ripping my photos. I usually don't mind, but...I was just not expecting it while I was away. That said...I have good news - . .. ... .... ..... .... ... .. . ITS FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!!!
Think Before You Speak
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ? *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. *Have you ev
Which Classic Screen Goddess Are You
You scored as Rita Hayworth, You're the one who has the most fun. People are attracted to you because you don't pretend to be anything but what you are. You know you are attractive and like to play on that - which makes you even sexier. However, when it calls for you to be serious, like Rita, you need to know that only hard work will get success. comment and rate this quiz... thankyou!Rita Hayworth85% Vivien Leigh80% Mae West75% Audrey Hepburn70% Judy Garland40% Marilyn Monroe25% Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
My Investment Plan....want To Join?
Good investment advice Retirement Planning: If, you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Raise Your Expectations
It can be tempting to lower your expectations when things are not going your way. Yet the most realistic response is not to lower your expectations, but in fact to raise them higher. It may seem that lowering your expectations so they're more in line with your reality would protect you from disappointment. Yet lowering your expectations is sure to bring on even more disappointment. If you're disappointed with the results you're getting, it's not because your expectations are too high. It's because those expectations are not high enough to pull you forward. Raise your expectations to the point where they become so meaningful and compelling that you cannot help but fulfill them. Choose those expectations that will drive you in each moment to do what must be done to reach them. When the going gets rough, the answer is not to give up on your dreams. The answer is to grab on to those dreams, and to put them front and center in your life. Set your expectations high, connect so
Why Would This Nigga Do Somethin Stupid Twice
check this shit out me and my uncle got into it before, when this nigga cussed my aunt out when my grandma died and that was a 2 months ago. i had this nigga runnin and hiding for 2 weeks, and the sad part is he's twice my age.Now last nite he called my mom and was talk shit to her and through my name in the conversation, now im startin to think this nigga is slow and i might just have to remind him about what happen 2 months ago and this time my mom and aunt wont be able to stop me. i tried to be nice i tried to let shit go now cuz is in trouble and he cant hide this time.
Friday Night
Sittin here alone again on a Friday nite. UGH! If I were back in Florida, I'd be heading to the beach right now for a long night of partyin and dancin! Damn, I'll be glad when I can get back to my homies and the beach! This place they call Delaware is really dead-aware..... LOL {wink}
You Always Have A Choice
You don't have to buy from anyone. You don't have to work at any particular job. You don't have to participate in any given relationship. You can choose. You steer the course you choose in the direction of where you want to be today, tomorrow, or in a distant time to come. You hold the tiller. You can decide to alter the course of your life at any time. No one can ever take that away from you. You can decide what you want and go after it. It's always your next move. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE, OR SO THEY SAY!!!!
I Don't Like This...
I'm sick damn it and i don't like it. I don't like being sick at all and the fact that i'm sick to the point where i can't really talk to much blows donkey balls. A few days ago my tonsils started hurting me so i started gargling with the normal stuff to get rid of the pain and everything thinking it would work. well my tonsils had another plan. they swelled and got the lovely white patches on them which didn't help in the least. finally i went to the doctor yesterday bc the swelling and pain was just too much. when i finally was seen by the doctor she shuttered when she looked at them. so i'm antibiotics and other stuff. i'm feeling better but i'm not really talking bc i know i'm going to hve to go to work on monday and i'll need to talk. ontop of everything i'm hoping that i get this job that i interviewed for. this job would be a great opportunity and i really just want to get out of the place that i'm at. i want this job really really really bad so i'm hoping that i
Role Reversal (#1 ) In Set
Role Reversal He is in a deep sleep tired from all the days stress, then a pleasant evening of using his submissive Now, his naughty little pet wants to pleasure her Master in a different way one that he has not exactly forbidden. But its definitely going to test her strength of will once he realizes what she has planned, well not exactly planned but let's say , taking advantage of an irresistible opportunity She wakes up cuddled to his side, he lays on his back, with a hard arm wrapped around her. he does not move as she carefully leaves his side to use the bathroom and moves about quietly so as to not disturb him. Still half asleep, she returns to the bed and looks down lovingly at her Master blushing as she remembers how uninhibited her screams of passion were earlier in the night. Then she remembers how he prolonged the torture before allowing her to cum, she promised herself that she would share the same sweet agony with him if the opportuni
Lifes Poem
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is
57,000 To Godfather
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Promises
Ever since human beings could speak to one another, they have been making promises and keeping them or not keeping them. Those who keep their promises are regarded as people of integrity, while those who dont keep their promises are regarded as people who at best cant be taken seriously and at worst cant be trusted. Sometimes we forget how powerful our words are, and we use them haphazardly or unconsciously, creating expectations that are never fulfilled, leaving disappointment and distrust in our wake. On an even deeper level, there are promises we may have made to ourselves that we dont remember because they have slipped into our unconscious. An early heartache may have been followed by a promise never to trust love again. Without realizing it, we may be fulfilling that promise and wondering why our love life looks so grim. At an even deeper level, many people who recall past lives become aware that they made a promise lifetimes ago that they are still keeping. For example,
Mine
im takein by dixie angel im all hers 100% true
Slave For A Day?
Well, I'm not for sale. But you can lease me. What do you need me for? Whatever it is, I can probably do it, or figure something out. Cost depends on what it is you want me to do. Things I'll do? yardwork, cleaning, manual labor. There's all sorts of stuff I could do. Use your imagination. If you could have a slave for a day, what would you want them to do? Disclaimer: I won't do anything illegal. I probably won't do anything that will cause me pain. It's not likely I will do anything too humiliating, but ya never know if the price is right. I probably won't do anything that causes others unwilling pain either. That usually falls under the illegal part.
Damn
im tired of hatin ass niggas who come around and drink all da liquor and smoke all da weed, they always make sure they leave your house wit a plate. im tired of stupid bitches who think niggas dont know the game but when u hurt they feelins they wanna cry and everythang, they smile in your face get in your pockets and they get made when u leave em 20 miles from their from there home. i wanna knock da teeth out my uncles i wanna say we aint gonna never be anything more than a thug, but they bitch asses stick around us like they our kids, how u fifty years old kickin it your nephew cuz he always got beer in da house, now thats some bullshit, im gettin to da point where im a say fuck everybody and leave em all stuck.
Its On!!!!!!
The contest has started and wow are they workin...better get busy if you wanna win!!!!!
Jealousy
Jealousy typically refers to the thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that occur when a person believes a valued relationship is being threatened by a rival. This rival may have no knowledge that he or she is threatening the relationship.
Shooter
A marksman (Wahlberg) living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the president. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, he goes on the run to track the real killer and find out who exactly set him up, and why. .... Smart Movie,And some intuitive ways to save your life. .... Check it out ....
Bareback
Bareback is a term that originated in gay slang to describe acts of unprotected sex, especially anal sex. The term's usage however, has crossed-over to more mainstream slang to describe any type of penetrative sexual act without the use of a condom.
Being A Mother
There are many stages to being a mother. From that first month your "friend" doesn't show up to hoping and praying that your 18yo will actually get his HS diploma and get out! I can still remember the fear and excitement when I found out I was pregnant. I was fortunate not to have morning sickness, but my body hasn't looked the same. LOL (ladies, don't you just hate those women who spring back to their pre-baby bodies and not a stretch mark to be found?) After the first glow of pregnancy I moved to the heartburn stage, milk would give me heartburn.....I popped enough tums to never need calcium again in my life! The first time I felt him move inside me, there are no words to express the joy and awe. Then the months move slower and slower. You go from that giddy feeling to get your foot out of my ribs! Watching as his foot moves across your belly to the other side and right back into your ribs again. No sleep due to being so big you can't get comfortable and he decides 3am is a goo
Fluid Bonding
Fluid bonding is the practice of sexual partners who explicitly choose to expose themselves to each other's bodily fluids. The usual motivating factor is greater enjoyment of sex without barriers, latex or otherwise. Since fluid exposure is a conduit for STDs, by taking part in fluid bonding, participants are effectively trusting their sexual partners with their health. Ruling out sex or requiring strict protective behavior with any third partners is a common strategy for safety. The risks of belonging to a fluid-bonded group rise with the size of that group. Two fluid bonded partners can practice fluid monogamy. Larger groups of people have also taken part in fluid-bonded polyamorous relationships. One approach to fluid bonding is for partners to agree not to exchange fluids with anyone else for six months, then undergo a comprehensive sexually transmitted disease screening. The couple is then free to evaluate any risk that sharing their fluids might entail. Some lovers have bee
Open Marriage
Open marriage typically refers to a marriage in which the partners agree that each may engage in extramarital sexual relationships, without this being regarded as infidelity. There are many different styles of open marriage, with the partners having varying levels of input on their spouse's activities. The origins of the term open marriage remain obscure. Researchers in the 1960s used the term open marriage to describe individual freedom in choosing marriage partners.[1][2] Closed marriage meant individuals had to marry someone based on social prohibitions and social prescriptions. Open marriage meant individuals could choose to marry someone based on personal preferences.
What Are They Trying To Say?
Swinging
Swinging, sometimes referred to as the swinging lifestyle, is "non-monogamous sexual activity, treated much like any other social activity, that can be experienced as a couple."[1] The phenomenon (or at least its wider discussion and practice) may be seen as part of the sexual revolution of recent decades, which occurred after the upsurge in sexual activity made possible by the prevalence of safer sex practices during the same period. Swinging has been called wife swapping in the past, but this term has been criticized as androcentric and inaccurately describing the full range of sexual activities in which swingers may take part.
Jump For Joy
Jump for Joy The meaning of life, for the thrill of it all Is waiting for us to answer the call Set back by unfortunate emotional addictions Dictated by child set painful afflictions An important decision to breakout of your mold Jump into loves unified spiritual hold Two long years to perpetuate a Kiss Can you really just stand by and watch it dismissed? Never knowing if this moment was meant to be To feel my embrace set your heart free Skipping the chance for a life long connection Rejecting my spiritual faith and affection Refusing to allow your spirit to breathe Allowing your anger to finally leave Wrapping your arms around my waist Closing your eyes as my lips you will taste Chest to chest, two hearts beat as one The feeling astounds you, our love has begun I kiss you forever, you ask me for more Your tears liberating they fall to the floor Laughter and joy at the decision you made Smiles abound as your fear quickly fades My love sur
Animal Sexual Behavior
Animal sexual behavior takes many different forms, even within the same species. Researchers have observed monogamy, promiscuity, sex between species, sexual arousal from objects or places, sex apparently via duress or coercion, copulation with dead animals, homosexual, heterosexual and bisexual sexual behaviour, and situational sexual behaviour and a range of other practices among animals other than humans. Related studies have noted diversity in sexed bodies and gendered behaviour, such as intersex and transgender animals. The study of animal sexuality (and primate sexuality especially) is a rapidly developing field. It used to be believed that only humans and a handful of species performed sexual acts other than for procreation, and that animals' sexuality was instinctive and a simple response to the "right" stimulation (sight, scent). Current understanding is that many species believed monogamous have now been proven to be promiscuous or opportunistic in nature, a wide range of
Fubar Love Note
A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. So lame. I make a mumm about restroom butt gaskets and get slapped with crap
The Wonder Of You
The Wonder of You Seeing through the eyes of the misfit and lonely Hearts explode from the fear of it all Propelled by failure, I shake with fright Wondering where will my head lie tonight Under the clay or on top of your thighs In a cold shallow grave, our Spirits arise Insides rot with the test of ones heart Craving and hunger, what keeps us apart Broken inside by the cancer seclusion Casting out love, born free of exclusion Pounding out beats until the fat lady sings Leaving this place, forgoing his wings Fighting for rights to wear his flag Crying and dying, breathe into this bag Gasping out words and sucking down ale His worth never weakens, his self will he fail Who will cry for the suicide kings? Judge if you dare, some comfort it brings Forget him we will, written off a lost cause Too close for comfort, hes broken our laws Who cries out for the suffering souls? Exhausted, defeated, never reaching their goals Torn apart from the mere pre
Friends
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come t
When God Made Truck Drivers!
WHEN GOD MADE TRUCK DRIVERS! When the Lord was creating Truck Drivers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order?" " A truck driver has to be able to drive 10-12 hours per day, through any type of weather, on any type of road, know the highway traffic laws of 48 states and 10 provinces, he has to be ready and able to unload 40,000 lbs of cargo after driving thru the night and sleep in areas of cities and towns that the police refuse to patrol." " He has to be able to live in his truck 24 hours a day 7 days a week for weeks on end, offer first aid and motorist assistance to his fellow travelers , meet just in time schedules, and still maintain an even and controlled composure when all around him appear to have gone mad." " He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals; he has to hav
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Little Hope
Please be sure to read beyond the poem for some background. The beginning of a new day, Brings hope as each night I pray, I switch on the light, Knowing I have an uphill fight, A struggle, a muddle, oh how I hate my life. I walk by the mirror & see my reflection, Fat and ugly how I wish for perfection, Another day 7 years on and still no bleed, Oh god how I wish to be freed, A struggle, a muddle, Oh how I hate my life. I ask myself will I ever conceive, Hmmm.... If only I could beleive, As tears roll down my cheek, My life is looking bleak, A struggle, a muddle, oh how I hate my life. ~~~~~~~~~ PCOS is the most common endocrine disorder of women, affecting as many as 1 in 10. While there is no cure for the syndrome, the symptoms can be managed with proper treatment. It appears to be an inherited condition but it can also manifest in women with no family history. All too often, women feel very alone in their quest to get a handle on this confusing disorde
Stupid People...
yes i know ive posted some retarded mumms however one asking if mumms should give you more than 2 choices or not gets flagged as nsfw. what the fuck? now i cant post any more retarded mumms cause im apparently blocked from doing so. now how am i gonna decide if i want to go to the beach or go fishing now?!?
Brokenhearted Pimpout 8-3-07
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4700to Level
SHOW MY NEW FRIEND SOME LOVE AND SHE DOES RETURN IT red_hot_thongs~kingdom of wolves@ fubar
Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C
Pay For Your Shit
OK i am so pissed right now.A couple people on here know that i work at a gas station. Why do people insist on pumping gas and not paying for that shit???????? I understand that they want to move out of the way so that others can get gas as well but you know if you can pump your gas and get in your car and forget to pay for it as your moving out of the way your a asshole. Why do people just not feel like they have to pay for it. People like me get shit from the streo becasue there ass was not wanting to pay for it. Now let me see . Do i get a write up becasue i have a 27.00 gas drive off or do i just pay the 27.00 and say the write up?? either way i think about it ifeel like i am being screwed , and this is the kind where i am not enjoying it.PEOPLE PAY FOR YOUR SHIT PLEASE!!
50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed
This is reposted from a woman so don't get mad at me, but I think much of it is true. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. Tha
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Funny Jokes
************************************************* (Big Sale Day) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line... "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!" ************************************************* (The Good of a Bad Relationship) Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
Florida Bound
HEY YA'll JUST WANTED TO REACH OUT TO THOSE OF YOU IN THE SUNSHINE STATE !!! I WILL BE HEADING OUT THERE THIS COMING TUESDAY TO HOUSE HUNT AND TO LOOK FOR A LOCATION FOR OUR NEW AND UPCOMING CLUB ..........HOPE TO MEET AND GREET MOST IF NOT ALL OF YOU ONCE WE GET SITUATED . JUST TIME FOR THIS JERSEY GIRL TO HEAD BACK TO THE "BEACHES" AND SUN .........TEXAS IS OK BUT JUS AINT BEACHY ENOUGH LOL . SOOOOOO BE SEEING YA'LL SOON ENOUGH AND CHEERS TO YA'LL !!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !!!!
Hot Damn!
Tomorrow I leave for Florida! Thats all I have to say...enjoy your weekend people!
Polyfidelity
Polyfidelity, is a form of polyamorous group marriage wherein all members consider each other to be primary partners and agree to be sexual only with other members of this group. This term originated within the Kerista Village commune in San Francisco which practiced polyfidelity from 19711991. Kerista also expected all members of a polyfidelitous group to be sexual with all other members (within bounds of their sexual orientations), but this aspect of polyfidelity is not always expected today. Polyfidelitous relationships are closed in the sense of closed and open marriages, in that partners agree not to be sexual outside the current members of the group. New members may generally be added to the group only by unanimous consensus of the existing members, or the group may not accept new members.
Monogamy
Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate in a relationship, thus forming a couple. The word monogamy comes from the Greek word monos, which means one or alone, and the Greek word gamos, which means marriage or union. Serial monogamy is having no more than one sexual partner at a time but allows for multiple partners in a lifetime. In western culture serial monogamy is common with individuals before they start a family. The opposite of monogamy is polygamy.
We Were...
spoon-like....i was cradled against you...and waking from a beautiful sleep after a long night of lovemaking. I felt your warm kisses on my ear...neck...shoulder...back...and I dreamily smiled to myself. It was so amazing to know that even after being with me all night, you were still wanting me so much. I moaned softly as you positioned your cock against my very wet pussy. I pushed my hips back to give you better access and welcome you once again inside of my needy body. Your arm slipped around me, and your strong hand found my aching nipple...your fingers giving it no mercy as you pinched and tugged it. My hand slid between my thighs and I found my clit swollen and wet, like a hungry little tongue protruding between my lips. I teased it with my fingers and then traced the opening to my cunt where your cock was pressed, greedy to get inside. I felt my wetness seeping around your head and dripping onto your shaft. I wrapped my fingers around you and guided you inside, feeling your
What If?
Alot of people ask me what if? Well here is my answer. What if has nothing to do with me if the question doesn't apply to me. I don't want to know about your problems because I have my own. Don't ask me to help, I am not your counselor. Go to your parents or another friend that can help you.
Polygamy
The term polygamy (many marriages in late Greek) is used in related ways in social anthropology, sociobiology, and sociology. Polygamy can be defined as any "form of marriage in which a person [has] more than one spouse."[1] In social anthropology, polygamy is the practice of marriage to more than one spouse simultaneously. Historically, polygamy has been practiced as polygyny (one man having more than one wife), or as polyandry (one woman having more than one husband), or, less commonly as "polygamy" (having many wives and many husbands at one time). (See "Forms of Polygamy" below.) In contrast monogamy is the practice of each person having only one spouse at a time. Like monogamy, the term is often used in a de facto sense, applying regardless of whether the relationships are recognized by the state (see marriage for a discussion on the extent to which states can and do recognize potentially and actually polygamous forms as valid).
If We Are All Grownups
then whydon't you act like it
Do Me A Favor Please!
Hey all wanna do me a favor and go to this link below and vote for my favorite stripper http://www.the-strippers-directory.com/oregon-portland-female-rocket.html Vote for Rocket, Portland OR thankkkss !! It just takes a second...ill be ur best friend if u do luvz, ~Cindy
Dear Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete W
World Of Hate
Lost in a world of hate, No one cares who believes in fate, Don't know how or what i ate, So please oh please don't get me bait, I'm no satanist and I'm no saint, Come to me now in this WORLD OF HATE.
Radio
On 8/3/2007, tattooandpierced@fubar.com wrote: when u get 2 chat tell them mik sent u ty ty Psych Ward Radio GRAND OPENING!!! 3 Aug today bitchs!! Todays grand opening with some of the best DJs on FUBAR! Come in for prizes of all sorts. First 15 people that comes in after 4pm EST gets a drink from yours truely. From 4pm to 12pm est that brings in the most people that says "hay you brought me in" and joins the lounge gets a free blast. Don't get upset if you dont win the blast another one will be givin at random for a contest later anounced. Also other prizes may be given away!! Stop in have a good time and enjoy yourself! Tonights DJs are DJ Tripp starting the party off at 4pm est DJ Loco at 6pm est Jester at 8pm est DJ Psychopathic Juggalo at 930pm est DJ Isis closing out the night cLICK THE PIC PWR PIC TO JOIN US!!!! If big lounges are not your thing join one of the sister
Why
Time and Time again I think, Am I lost or am I found, Time and Time again I wonder, Why do things keep going around, Time and Time again I see, People lie and people cheat, Time and Time again, I just want to say don't beat.
Polyamory
Polyamory (from poly=multiple + amor=love) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Polyamorous perspectives differ from monogamous perspectives, in that they respect a partner's wish to have second or further meaningful relationships and to accommodate these alongside their existing relationships.
~ Shift
The ache in soul, has shifted.... travelling down spine; past dimples of mine.. around smooth, and quivering belly.... between milky-white thighs and soft velvet; lies my moist-sweetened sighs of the living. oh!..so heated. ..with pulsing inside; the desire and fire and healing and reeling and wondrous feeling.... of animal call to the living. The ache in soul, has shifted....
Dreaming Wet ~
i am one of the restrained... wrists bound to the black leather and muscled legs splayed wide in stirrups; helplessly lined up naked-little-maidens in a row. i know you are here. my aching pink pussy spread open... for the viewing. i cannot see for the black cloth on my eyes; but can hear, feel. breathing and quiet mumblings deft fingers exploring... squirming with embarassment and dying of desire;.. wet dreaming wet dreams... ..i plead with you; fuck me.
Endless Pain
Endless Pain forever suffered, Lonelyness always never uncovered, No one cares not even me, Hope you all don't stop and see, In my eyes it says to all, Help me Help me don't let me fall, Crying at night thinking no one cares, Realizing that feeling never shares.
What Is Love
Hey
Well tis a random day.Im about to go wash my hair. I have a rather odd feeling today dunno why. but its about time for me to disappear for a week or so.so u can either reach me by phone or fuck off. bye
Washing Windows
I watch your ass in jeans wiggle on the ladder. The fabric hides little as I view the scene. Your breasts too join in the chore of washing. I watch the Windex dripping down the glass And think of your thighs wet from me. One more window and thats it - we' re done. Your zipper at eye level is easy access. Can't resist - gotta pull it down and taste. Ahhh black panties - my favorite. Your pubic hair is flat from the jeans. Soon my lips fluff it again with soft kisses. Sliding your panties off and down you are mine. Your grip on the ladder tightens with glee. My tongue knows how to reward clean windows. Long , slow licks begin , up and up. A leg goes over my shoulder as you reach. Pressing you deeper into my hungry lips. I steady the ladder and you , enthralled. Moaning you drop the Windex screaming. Lost in my fiery kiss you explode , so hot. Down a few steps - hold the ladder tight. My cock is big from want - to fill you deep. Grinding , moving back you tak
You Think You're Life Is Bad....
PRESS THE PLAY IN THE CENTER br />From: respect few, fear noneDate: Aug 2, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: KeishaDate: 02 Aug 2007, 09:51 PM/>From: brandersDate: Aug 1, 2007 6:40 PMPM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about ho
Bills In Town
so my buddy from the marines is coming down this weekend from vegas, ya! big balls billy is coming back to party. we'll probably go fishing for a few hours in the morning, then it's off to the bar to pregame, then we're heading to the roller derby, then the after party. it's good times. great times.
School Is About To Start!!!!!!
angelofthedark@ fubar
Erotic Story
i crawl on you and turn around and flip up my skirt and let me wet pussy tease the tip of your cock, as u moan I slide gently down your cock....I can feel all of you in me and u are pounding me hard making me scream and moan, as u get close to cummin i pull off and make u wait, i then have you get off your ass and bend over the desk and I slide a vibrating dildo in your ass...as I am sliding it in and out u r hard, out of the blue some girl walks in and she is slightly shocked by what she sees but u ask her to join...she agrees she strips off her close she has this amazing body thats so silky you almost think she unreal, she says she loves to fuck...she crawls on to the desk and puts her feet in the air and you look down and take a lick of her pulsing clit... she tastes good to u...u lick a couple more times and spread her lips and plow your cock into her tight twat while you are pounding her, I am still pounding your ass....u are moaning as u can feel your cock getting close i spank
Its Fuckin Friday....
YEA ... HAS U ALL CAN TELL ... WHAT KIND OF MOOD I AM IN.. TO START OFF.. FIGHTIN WITH SSI.. THEY TOOK MY FUCKIN 630 FOR MONTH FOR BACK INSURANCE PAY THAT THE STAE WAS SURPOSE PAY FOR ME BECAUSE I DONT GET ENOUGH MONEY. TO FIND OUT THAT SOMEONE CALLED BACK IN MAY AND TOLD THEM THAT I NO LONGER GET SSI.. SO THEY TOOK MY CHECK FOR BACK PAY. NOW WHAT IN THE HELL AM I SURPOSE TO LIVE ON AND PAY MY FICKIN BILLS.. GRRR GOVERMENT.. I GOT KIDS. TO SURPPORT. I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH THEM ALL FREAKIN DAY LONG. AND I HAVE BEEN CRING LOSTS OF STRESS HERE.. SO THAT IS HOW MY WEEKEND STARTED OFF ... PLEASE SOMEONE HIT MEOVER THE HEAD.. (JOKING)
Today Is My Birthday Come Show Me Some Love Plsssssssss
Okay All My Sexy ass Friends I entered a Best Cleavage Shot Contest COME and show me some Love For My Birthday and Lets Rock this contest PLEASE MAKE SURE TO RATE THE PIC TY I'M RUNNING BEHIND AND COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002127&i=3357891853 Shake that ass On Over and vote and bombs away http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002127&i=3357891853 (repost of original by 'Sweeet_destiny' on '2007-07-29 12:57:03') (repost of original by 'Lonewolfman' on '2007-07-29 13:14:19')
8300 To Level
SHOW HIM SOME LOVE DH2~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & *CT HUBBY of NYNE*@ fubar
Rockin' Deb
I HAVE TO SAY ALL MY LOVE AN RESPECT GOES OUT TO HER FER BUYING ME A VIP MEMBERSHIP, WHICH REALLY KICKS ASS.. SHE'S TRUELY A GREAT FRIEND AN I LOVE HER (LOTS)... SO AGAIN THANK YOU BABE!!!
Why Does Love Always Hurt?
WHY DOES LOVE ALWAYS HURT? It is happening again I am tired of this crying thing. But I cannot help it seems like my eyes have its own mind. Wont listen to me. Tried so hard to control it but the tears keep on falling from my eyes. Dont know what else to do how can I stop myself from crying? Why is it that every time I fell in love with someone I always end up alone? Why can no one trust me? Love me back for who I really am? Why does love always hurt me? Why do I have to feel this thing called love when I know it will only hurt me? Why cant I just forget about love? Why cant I?
It's My Life And I'm Ok With It!
WELL AS ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOW ME AND MY HUBBY HAS GOT TOGETHER AGAIN AND WERE BACK FOR GOOD AND DOING VERY WELLL AND VERY VERY HAPPY! HE MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT AT ALL THINGS BUT HE'S WONDERFUL AT MOST AND I LOVE HIM AND HAVE FOR 8 YRS AND WILL FOREVER...I KNOW HE IS THE ONE IN MY DREAMS AND THE ONE WHO SOMETIMES VISITS MY NIGHT MARE'S BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE WE CAN ALWAYS WORK ON THAT AND I KNOW SOMETIMES I CAN BE A B----...SO I LOVE HIM AND HE LOVE'S ME AND I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT GIVING US ANOTHER CHANCE BUT THAT'S FOR US TO FIGURE OUT AND WE ARE THE ONE WHO HAVE TO BE OK NOT EVERYONE THAT HAS THINGS TO SAY BAD TO US OR ABOUT US! ANYWAY TY FOR LOOKING AT THIS AND UNDERSTANDING....GRIN ....LIFE IS TO SHORT WHEN U HAVE TRUE LOVE ON YOUR SIDE AND DON'T TAKE IT FOR REAL AND HAVE FUN!!!!!!
Erotic City--if
Erotic Story
She lays me down on the floor gently... her gazing and inviting eyes starring at me the whole time. She softly kisses my lips then stops suddenly leaving me begging me for more. She then straddles my small body and slowly starts unbuttoning her blouse, exposing her supple breasts and asks if I want a taste. I then start licking and sucking on her erect nipples and caress them with my petite hands. She starts kissing me again, this time more passionately and with more force and asks if she may remove my top, I tell her sure. She then starts kissing me this time working her way down to my tits and abruptly nibbles on them... I wince a bit which entices her to spank me! I wince again because I am not used to such domination. The woman told me that If I winced again that she would do something to really make me quiver. She then moves her way down from my chest to my stomach. As she is doing this she is running her hands up and down my thigh. Then she slowly slides her hand into my black Ha
Yesterday
Well we all had a wonderful day, went out fishin an caught two turtles alone with a few fish. There was no screaming/fighting at all which made my day...lol... Anyways got something to eat out an came home watched a little S/B an then the kids went to bed hubby an I had a lovely evening. YAY FER ME!!!
Myspace
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Tupac-i Wrote This Song A Long Time Ago(in '94) From Dave Chappelle Show
Tupac-i Wrote This Song A Long Time Ago(in '94) From Dave Chappelle Show
Our Goverment Is A Joke
You think you have freedom of spech?..LOL yea as long as you agree with the goverment...Freedom of religon? Hell no Bush has already tried several times to band Wicca... A few friends of mine thought i was kidding cause I said with all my political writtings and a Muslim husband I'm being watched He was deported because he is Muslim ( freedom of religon ) and I had told them on the net Ali ( my husband ) and I try to talk but cant...Well today he tryed again buttttttttt Hell master Helll (8/3/2007 1:11:30 PM): u there?? Hell master Helll (8/3/2007 1:11:33 PM): where us are you ? sexy1goth (8/3/2007 1:11:35 PM): sexy1goth (8/3/2007 1:11:45 PM): Master Ali !!!!!! Hell master Helll (8/3/2007 1:11:48 PM): u there?? as I said we are blocked..I haven't even been able to let him know about the loss of his child yet If you think you live in the land of the free you had better start rethinking that shit none of us have a freedom of thought here your all just sheep led to bel
Severe Thunder And Lightening
WE ARE GETTING SEVERE, thunder and lightening here in CANADA, with potenially damageing winds. also with heavy hail the size of golf balls. will continue through the evening and into later parts of tomorrow.
Nothing Remains
Friends
Have you ever wondered why have you gone through so many friends and boyfriends/girlfriends? Well I have also, but I saw a movie which taught me a valuable lesson. For those of you who know what I am talking about then obviously you seen the movie and this had to touch you aswell.. Friends and lovers come and go like the seasons, but there will be the ones who always stick around to help you grow and progress in life. The people you come in contact with come in different forms, you being the tree of the relationship then you have the people who are the leafs, watch for them because leafs change during the season and leave that tree just like people, but then you have the people who are like branches, help you spread out and support you. You have to watch out for these type of people also even though they support you, branches break also so they will just let you fall. Now then you have your true friends which are the roots of your tree, these people stay with you always and want to hel
I Hurt. . .
Sitting in the living room watching the Game Show Network this afternoon, my roomie and I have been amused by the things we have seen. One precious gem was a contestant on Card Sharks by the name of Louis. There are no words to describe this man; you just have to experience him. Something else sparked a memory from years gone by. I set out on Google to find this comedy nugget from the past, and find it I did. I began to read it out loud, and by the third paragraph I was laughing so hard I was crying. Mostly because I heard my roomie laughing which intern made me laugh harder, thus the crying. Good times. For those who want to read it, here it is. Enjoy. "Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original judge called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all t
Down Again
The Contestants So Far...
Looks like its going to be a war....Less then an hour and a half til my contest to win a VIP & 3 day blast for first...and another 3 day blast for 2nd Still time to enter...Be sure to have your voters friend and fan me to be able to vote.....Complete rules on my page... Have a gr8 night and good luck... Heres the contestants so far......
Im From Pa
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey." You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA." "You guys" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women. You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Did you eat yet?) You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Duquesne, New Tripoli, Tunkhannock, Punxsutawney, Tamaqua, Susquehanna, Allegheny, Mahantongo, Shenandoah and Monongahela. You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade. The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays. You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye. You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least one Polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila." At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of
My Oldest Friend
This is my oldest Friend, we had known each other since kids and he just joined Fubar please give him some lovin Zdoctoru@ fubar
Have A Great Weekened Ya
have a great weekened ya
I Have Seen A Fewer Of People!!
I have seen some of people just being selfish and don't like / wants to help me about Referrals. and I have been trying asking all of them and they won't help me?? I thinks they using cheat or something like that??? I got 4300 friends at myspace and never coming or joining that fubar.com?? I thinks something is wrong??? I just puzzled and wondering what's wrong with that???? Thank you so much some are LOSER!!!!!!
The Man Rules
The Man Rules Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1
Back In Nc
I just wanted to post and let everyone know that I am back in Rocky Mount NC at A Touch With Klass. But I will be going back to The Moonlite Bunny Ranch some time in Oct.
Life
Why is it when you think you have found your prince charming something happens and it backfires in your face? You thought he would love, honor, and respect you and all he does is possess and over-protect you. Then you open your eyes and oddly enough there he is... the one who laughs at your jokes and makes your heart skip a beat. But then you realize there isn't a damn thing you can do about it because you can't have him, he isn't yours to take. How unfair is that? So, I've been sitting here, pondering so to speak, on this situation. No matter which way I look at it, it doesn't get easier. I want him so badly but I don't know if he would have me... And what do I do about the screaming, ranting, raving, lunatic who has to have his every demand met, or else. errrgh, this is so frustrating. I want him so much and I know if only...
I Loved Loving You, My Friend.
You were always so perfect to me, so soft and gentle, cherishing you instantly, without a second glance, I never distrusted those eyes, that lied to me continuously, I promised you I'd always try, but slowly you were losing me. I would always have given you anything, just to keep your interest, stopping my heart from remembering, all the pain you caused, I never pulled away from that kiss, that held a painful hint of truth, Maybe you'd be too hard to miss, so I said I was still in love with you. I wanted more than just the infatuation, that you found in me. You said love was only a distraction, that you really didn't need, so I cried myself to sleep, knowing the times we shared must end. You couldn't let emotion run deep, you said you made love to me, as a friend. But eventually, my love, friendships fade, too, and I can't make love and walk away, pretending I don't love you. Never once did I push you away, but everything comes to end, so all that's
Heres The Thing.......
Well I actually found the "thing" July 8th... A huge bloody lump on my boob....God where the hell did that come from...size of a friggin golf ball... Went to my Doctor's as soon as I could get in and was told it looked suspicious and could be serious.... So off I trot too several tests....Ladies if you haven't done so already and are 40 plus please think about getting a mamogram...it really isn't as bad as we fear...Someone should smack me on the back of the head for not doing so myself (sigh!) However I'm glad I went to my appointment for biopsy with no clue how that test was executed...OMG I would have run a mile ....It was just plain nasty...Vision this...On a table with boob exposed, cloth over, with a sqare cut out over exposed boob...large needle to freeze the boob...a small incision is made. THEN this contrapion that looks like a bbq lighter is inserted and fired into said boob...I can only compare it to pressing a bee bee gun to chest and firing....My Doctor has a bit of a
If Its Not Too Much Work
on happy hour if you rate me i'll rate you you fan me i will you
Gun Control Refresher
Gun Control Refresher 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt, the original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those that trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16
Pick Up Artist Vh1 - Rejection And Approach Anxiety
Pick Up Artist vh1 - Rejection and Approach Anxiety Logically, rejection causes us no harm. But emotionally, rejection can be a punishing experience. To understand this, we must look at the ancient environment for which we were designed. In a tribal group, there will be some small number of available women of breeding age. When a man approaches one, he risks rejection, and if that happens, all the other women will know, which will diminish his value in their eyes maybe to the point where none of the women will mate with him. This is called preselection women look for social validation of their choices. A suitor who is preselected will be more attractive, whereas a man who has been rejected will be less so. Another factor regarding approach anxiety is the possibility that she may already be taken, in which case there is a component of real, physical danger to any male who approaches her. For all these reasons and more, men are naturally selected to experience approach an
Fakers.
i fucking haTe people on here who post a default picture that isnt them. when you go to their picture album shit, the 'me' album is private. what the fuck? fucking pussies. you probably suck in real life to. but come on. FUCKING GAY. god damnit i cant stand people.
Pick Up Artist Vh1
Pick Up Artist vh1 Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. http://clearblogs.com/pickupartistvh1
I Never Really Thought About That One!
all this time ive been thinking about different ways things will/can change but i never thought about that one. it makes me sad and scared i wonder if thats how j.j. feels well Anyways sicne you probably dont know what im talking about and are now questioning in your head what exactly it is i mean i think we should leave it at this strange cliffhanger maybe ill tell you maybe i wont but well see...i have to clean now rawr!
To All My Friends You Know You Are
OK - I'VE BEEN HIT - NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOO SO YOU GOTTA PLAY! """"^^^^^^^^^^^^| | | SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __. |_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON FUBAR! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI -IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE -IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY -IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY -IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY -IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI -AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE Send this to all ur sexii friends. Including person who sent it to u ....?SeXy?..?SeXy? ...?SeXy?...?SeXy? .?SeXy?.......?SeXy? ...?SeXy.?.....?SeXy? ......?SeXy? ...........?SeXy? ?SeXy?......?S
My Preferences
im gay and horny all the time so i only want teen hunks aged 16 - 30 and no WOMEN !!!!! especially over 30, overweight piles of crap
Savannajo Suicide
just wanted to share the news... i have been accepted to the 1st stage of being an official Suicide Girl.. ,, thats right.. redneck is going official pin up girl.. just need to finish paper work and do a new photo shoot.. i will keep ya'll updated as when to my set goes live ect.. to see some of the current SG's click on the banner !
Love Story--for My Everything
Come Send Me Some Love.
I'm in the most seductive eyes contest, and I'd greatly appreciate it if you could rate and comment bomb on my picture here. I'll return the favor with rates ♥ Click the Picture:
American Idol Outrage
Filed under: Other issues, News Corp'B' (NWS), CKX Inc (CKXE)I was outraged this morning when my local news station broadcast the results from last night's "American Idol" -- Melinda Doolittle was voted off. Simon Cowell made his preferences clear on Tuesday night. He wanted Jordin Sparks off and expected two finalists: Doolittle for her consistently excellent singing and Blake Lewis for his risk taking. I am guessing he thought those two had the best chance to make him money through record sales. I would have preferred to see Lewis go since I find him a mediocre singer who uses -- what I find very annoying "beatboxing" -- to make up the difference. So why did Doolittle lose? There is no way to find out why she got fewer votes but my hunch is that she lacks charisma. Lewis probably took up the Sanjaya Malakar slack with the 12 year old girls and 17-year old Sparks exudes confidence and talent. While Doolittle lacks that magical quality, there is no doubt that she can sing better than t
American Idol This Week
Feather your hair and slip into your skin-tight white jeans, because it's Bon Jovi week on American Idol!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I was pleasantly surprised by last night's show. None of the six remaining contestants are rockers, and I feared an evening of karaoke-level arena-rock strutting and a high cheese factor. Instead we got four good performances and some quality mentoring.Are you ready to rock?Phil, "Blaze Of Glory" -- Going into the show, Phil was the only singer who I thought had a shot at shining. When he disclosed that he was a big Jovi fan, though, I feared we'd get a straight karaoke version of this 'Young Guns' chestnut. His rendition was pretty much by-the-book, but it was also the best of the night, an entertaining crowd-pleaser which showed off the strongest part of his voice. When Phil gets voted off tonight (which I'm almost certain he will), he can look back at this performance and country night and be proud.Jordin, "Living O
Though For The Day
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
I'm Making A Difference!!
Sexercise For Her: Lower Body
Reverse Mastery Squats How It Works: The male sits on the edge of the bed or couch, slightly leaning back on his supporting arms. The female sits back onto the males lap with her legs outside of his; he enters her. The female repeated lifts and lowers herself off and on the male by use of her legs only. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: This exercise primarily works the females thigh (quadriceps) and bottom (gluteus) muscles. Difficulty: Low. Asian Cowgirl Squats How It Works: The male lays on his back with knees slightly bent, while the female straddles his waist facing him; the male supports the females body weight with his hands under her bottom; he enters her. The female then straightens and bends her knees in a controlled manner to raise and lower her body. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: The female partner's thigh
S-m-a-c-k !!!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK
Today's Work
Had a rough day today! I thoroughly convinced my boss I know nothing about computers! :-(
Have I Missed My Chance?
I think I've missed my chance to ever find a woman, I've now been single for 6 years. I tried to follow my dreams and in doing so I believe I've missed my chance. Every woman I meet is either married, psyco or has been in a relationship for a long time. I now believe I'm destin to be alone forever. This artist is going to die alone
Ring Finger
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate live
"girls Dont Realize These Things"
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
Sexercise
Are you lacking the time and or motivation to hit the gym as consistently as you would like? Are you wishing that working-out could bring you as much pleasure as having sex? Well, we have the answer for you! Did you know that sex on its own is already a great calorie burner and muscle toner? Sex and exercise combine the two and you have a great new way of working out and having fun at the same time; we call it Sexercise!! The following table compares the estimated number of calories burned per 10 minutes of vigorous Sex compared to 10 minutes of a weight resistance exercise such as Sexercise; of course we emphasize that these are estimates only - the exact calories burned will vary depending on the relative weight of you and your partner and the effort you put into your Sexercise. Interestingly, the approximate same numbers of calories are burned irrespective of age or height! Trainer Weight of Trainer - kg (lb) Calories Burnt During Sex / 10mins Calories Burnt During Sexerc
Weekend Getaway, Part 3
Knowing this a special weekend for us, Alice has agreed to make us dinner, and she has outdone herself. After dining on shrimp cocktail, crab stuffed flounder with steamed asparagus and chocolate mousse, we head out for a night of dancing and romancing. Not much happens in Ridgway so we have to fend for ourselves. We start with some country line dancing at the local Holiday Inn. From there, we head down the street for a little Top 40. As they drop the tempo, I pull you close for an intimate spin around the dance floor, whispering in your ear, "What did I ever do to deserve this, having the best looking lady in the room dancing so close in my arms?" Before you can answer I spin you out, around, back in and dip you. In the middle of the dip I lean over and kiss you deeply. We rise to a standing position as one, our kiss continuing as I envelop you in my arms and steer you towards the bar. The bartender serves us another round and comments on our dancing, explaining that he knows o
Gonna Be Gone
Im gonna be off here for a few days..working my ass off this weekend, and really doubt I will find the energy to log on... So talk to you all on Monday.. Janie
Every Second Beat
Every Second Beat If I had a thousand pages, I could never name them all, The reasons that I love you, For the list would be too tall. I love you for the melody, I hear within your voice. The way your blue eyes hold me, A captive, but by choice. I love you for your gentle hands, That melt away my pain. I love you for your loving heart, That made mine beat again. I love you for your loving smile, With which my old heart soars. These are some of the reasons, Every second beat is yours. ~~ Mark Liverance ~~
Imeem Sucks !!!!!!
I Hate Imeem & There 30sec Cutofftime WTF they should just fuckin shoutdown already.....:( Sorry about that lst stash posting I'm done with IMEEM after today.... Amir Have a great weekend......
Disney Pics
just uploaded 43 disney pics please rate under disney picsgod bless derek xxxxx
Pimp Out ((from My Friend--broken Hearted))
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Lets Take A Vote
witch site has more emos fubar or myspace
'sunshine Angels Friends Club
ateention all 'SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB swing bye my site if your a new or been a member i will fan you rate whatever you want thanks ya (:
Just Trying To Get Points
I'm just trying everything on here since this is my first day to see what all I can do or need to do to get pointz. sorry to disappoint with such a boring blog but maybe I'll actually write something worth reading someday once I get used to this site.
Life Changing Event
WOOO-HOOO!!! I got the job!!! This is the best news I've received in I don't know how long. This is going to enable me to do what I've been wanting and needing to do for a very long time. My life is about to change and nothing or no one is going to stand in my way. It's time to make myself happy and I'm on my way baby!!!
Livestrong Update
LiveStrong Challenge 2007- The site is only open to donations to individuals for another few days so please get them in. I appreciate everything, we beat last years total by $300 so far. Over $1,600! I am riding in the LiveStrong Challenge bike race in August. It is an event that raises money for the LiveStrong foundation, which supports cancer research and also gives support to survivors such as myself. Last year I raised $1,500 but I only had a month in which to fund raise. This year the goal is at least $3,000 which is very doable. Please leave anything that you can, I promise that this is not a scam or anything... It is just something that I believe very strongly in. I am a cancer survivor, I was diagnosed at 20 and I had a 5% chance of survival. Even a few dollars will save someone's life, someone just like me. My donation website: http://philly07.livestrong.org/macstrong215
Fucked By The World, But No One To Fuck Back
another year comes to an and, and another year starts up a new. Constant things tease to change with the flows of time, but still they remain indifferent to the crash of the waves. They say the hardest part of life is sticking to it, I say the hardest part of life is when to pull the plug. I would like for once where my life followed my plans, and not the plans of the cosmos. Taunting me with delights of the flesh and soul, but yanks them away at a moment's notice. My heart yearns for companionship, buy is feed rations of dried up, out dated M.R.E.s of promises hard to keep. Optimistic reasons to help others, regardless of getting some help when needing it. Constantly running a foul of life's jagged cliff face or small wonders. Harsh winds forcing my sails to run me aground, on an island with nothing for any source of food. Me against the world that I know, the bell just rang, and every one's in the worlds corner. Time for yet another round.
Tournament Coming Up
well i have a tournament in two weeks, and i am nervous. this will be my first tournament competing at intermediate level (i have always competed novice). anyway, i am not big into my forms division, and i am not really sure how much i care how well i do in that division, but my fighting division...i am a nervous wreck. i know a few people that will be in my new divisions, and one of them i doubt i will ever have to worry about too much, and then there is one that i know she is very good, and i have a feeling i will have to lose some before i can learn how to beat her. she is really good, and she has a good reach advantage on me. the crappy thing is, she isn't even an intermediate belt, she is one away from black, and she should be in the advanced divisions, but such is life. i just hope that i can stay on top of my game, and hopefully beat her in due time. well that is my rant for th day. till next time....cheers!
Beautiful Mommies
Beautiful Mommies on Fubar! Once you've been hit, you have to hit a awesome Mom. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, really. But it's always nice to hear that someone thinks you're Beautiful! Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Drooled on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin. I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her c
Growing Up
I was told it was time for me to grow up.. Geez. Do I have to. I guess so not a kid. Guess its time to take responsibilty for me. Instead of letting someone else do the job. But hey it's so much easier that way. I like the easy way. Is that such a bad thing. I guess so at times. You got to work and manage your life to accomplish the things you want. I so much wish I had directions, an instruction manual. Tells you how to make it through life. If it were only that easy. Well have to make a plan now. That should be fun. Probably take me forever to make a plan, but least I'm starting. Soon I'll be all grown up. Lmao.....
Help
Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #1!!! Let's keep me on top!SHES ON MY TAIL!!!! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Casino Winner
woo hoo - I just came from Sam's Town casino in Shreveport here and won $ 224 dollars. Happy weekend to me !!! :)
V.f.p.
Voting For Points.for the past week or so im pretty much ignoring all mums.i vote A and move to the next mum.A and only A.if its a good mum i will comment.or an extra stupid i will argue for 2 days.but thats my policy on mums since everyone else is putting out theres.
To Hot
i work at a convenience store in my town.i really do like my job. their's not alot to do but it's fun most of the time. the one thing i HATE is that several of the people in the area DO NOT TAKE BATHS. that drives me crazy. one man smells so bad that i find myself making "executive decisions like "do i breathe through my mouth or my nose" several times a day because he lives across the street and makes numberous trips into the store to wonder around in circles and funk up the whole place. i mean.... we're talking about the kind of funk that is darn near criminal.after all it is an assault on my sences. the kind that has an imaginary trail of green smoke and invisible flies. the find of oder that would make people in 3rd world countries would say WTF! i've given it serious thought,an effective shower takes 2 minutes.(i've timed it) HERE is the point: 1: if u bath (as im sure most of u do)thank you! 2: if u dont... stop what u r doing and take a shower right now!! use soap and wat
Less Then 3 Hours Left Til It Starts
Im holding a VIP?3day blast to first and another 3 day blast to second contest....Its gonna be starting at 7pm(Indiana time)So that means theres less the 3 hours b4 it starts..... Ill be accepting entries till around midnight or so, but the competition will have a jump on ya if ya dont enter early....theres only 16 enties right now ,so your chances are pretty good.....Please see my other blog or bulleton for more details.... Have a great fubar day....
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Snapvine
Hey all, on my page.. I have a snapvine. Turn my music on pause and listen to my voice :) its hella hot to go along with my look haha.. but yea.. call the number up and leave me some love.. wanna know what yall are up to ♥ Chrissy
My Pimp Out!! These Ladies Are Awesome, Stop By And Show Them Sum Love! Great People 2 Know!
THESE LADIES ARE AWESOME, STOP BY THEIR PAGE AND SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVE, U WANT REAL TRUE FRIENDS, THESE ARE THE LADIES U WANNA MEET, THEY HELP OUT IN EVERY WAY THEY CAN. THEY HAVE COME BACK DAILY TO MY PAGE, TRYING TO HELP ME LEVEL, THEY ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE DEDICATED TO HELPING THEIR FRIENDS OUT, I APPRECIATE THEM ALL! MUCH LOVE 2 U ALL! HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND! XOXOX JEN ♥LilBamaGirl♥@ fubar ayasha DSC IBIC OCL FAR@ fubar Sexy & Sassy Texas Cowgirl{GP Lounge Waitress}@ fubar `Lil Sxy Angel`{D.S.C}~**~G/F TO BIKER~**~@ fubar Micki"Blue Eyes"{dirty south crew}@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures
If Anyone Need Advice On Anytihng I'll Be Here
if anyone needs advice i'll be here (:
Coding (help)
I have been trying for I don't know how long to center the STICKAM box on my page. No luck. Does anyone know how to get that damn thing centered? p align=center isn't working and it's driving me crazy. Thanks :) Express Yourself LIVE ______________________________________________ ***FABULOUS! Thank you for all your help! It's fixed.*** Thanks Master! I have badass friends and such. That's all. MUAH!
Me At Kings Island
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlE0Bh8RAaM
Thickness Or Length??
If you had to chose one of the other. Which gets your vote. Thickness or length?
Updated Results From Cup Of Joes Contest,75,000
there were no gifts mentioned in my give away. no one got anything. the deal was you had to have 75,000 to get a months blast. the first 5 people to reach that amount would get a blast from me. the highest comment count was 51,000. Check my blog. there you will see exactly what the give away was all about. fu266854@fubar.com The Gal whom got 51,000 comments in my Oppinion should have Won something in this Contests all the Hours her an her friends spent Bombing for Jack Shit.Atleast give her a Fuckin Mansion Home Rich Boy Second part to this I Posted in Bulletin. Cup of Joes 75,000 comment Contest. The girl that got 51,000 comments in your 75,000 contest should have at least got something all,the Hours her an her friends bombed for nothing Don't u have a Heart.Or are you Heartless like the rest on here.Your a Level 25 give her a Damn Mansion Home or something for her Desire to Achieve the impossible.But then again u new nobody would achieve this goal.I figure it would ha
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Leaving Fubar
Well gang i am calling it quits in a few days anybody that longs to keep in touch with me let me know and i will give you my e-mail address. NOBODY here did anything wrong you are all Wonderful ladies and i wish i could meet each one of you.
Tennesee Football(you May Have Read This But It Doesent Hurt To Read It Again)
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at County High School , Kingston ,Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod. 'It has always been the custom at Roane CountyHigh Schoolfootball games,to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.' Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it 'an alternate lifestyle,' and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, 'safe sex.' If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a 'viable means of birth control.' If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as 'Earth Day' and involve students in activities to worship religiously and
New Pic
Tell me if you can see the new NSFW pic I added, if you can see it, rate it so I know.
Great News On Madeline Seen In Belgium
Madeleine 'seen' in Belgium The parents of missing Madeleine McCann marked three months since her disappearance as a possible sighting of her emerged in Belgium. A customer at a restaurant in the Flemish town of Tongeren, not far from the Dutch border, said she was "100% sure" she had seen the youngster. She said the girl was with a couple, a Dutch man and an English-speaking woman, who were acting strangely and not like "normal parents". A police spokeswoman said they were treating the report "seriously" and are looking for DNA on a drinks bottle used by the girl. They have also issued an identikit drawing of the man based on the description given by the "trusted witness". It is the latest in a string of possible sightings since Madeleine disappeared in May, although none have turned into concrete leads. As news of the Belgian sighting spread across the continent, her parents Gerry and Kate McCann were travelling to Spain to mark the three months since her abduction. From
Eh...
one quick vent on my mood at the second comprised into one sentence: MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL...
Wish Me Luck
So I got a new laptop from work yesterday. today I went out to buy a wireless router so I can have my PC and the laptop online at the same time. I wonder how much cussing I'll end up doing trying to set all that up. Never set up a wireless network before.
Hehehe
Do I have therapist tattooed on my forehead? I swear I'm the person everyone talks to about drama.
My Badoo
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Reflections
"Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life."~Beethoven
The White Dove.....
well this morning after 3 hours of sleep....a white dove landed on my patio and made itself at home.....maybe its a sign....after last night....maybe its a sign coming down from above....literally....so we will see if this dove brings me good luck in a certain area in my life.....
My Badoo
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Strengh & Perserverence
Stengh is not pretentious, It's in knowing that you can handle a problem when It occurs.
The Hell Is Wrong With Gummy Bears!?
Alright, I'm getting really pissed off over the Mumms. I just had a Mumm that said asking people when was the last time you had gummy bears... apparently, it's offensive. Can someone explain to me how in the fucking hell a Mumm about gummy bears is considered offensive? Is someone really that lame and pathetic that he/she has to go and somehow think gummy bears in some perverted way? This is just mindlessly stupid. Has it finally reached the point that every finite detail about what is and isn't a Mumm taken effect, or should I expect something completely random? I have a Mumm about asking if the word corn is offensive, and yet that's alright. I see plenty of Mumms that someone with half a brain can figure out are not Mumms in the least bit. So I ask again if anyone reads this: How is a Mumm that asks when you last had gummy bears be considered offensive?
Wanting
I want to make your heart beat just for me I want to love you for eternity Ive looked for so long for a love that is this strong Then you came my way and brighten each an everyday I want to make your heart beat just for me Cause you an I was meant to be I have loved before but felt so cheated You are the one I always needed.
Reflections
"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. I say, are you going to drink that?" ~Lisa Claymen
We Were..
We were... spoon-like....i was cradled against you...and waking from a beautiful sleep after a long night of lovemaking. I felt your warm kisses on my ear...neck...shoulder...back...and I dreamily smiled to myself. It was so amazing to know that even after being with me all night, you were still wanting me so much. I moaned softly as you positioned your cock against my very wet pussy. I pushed my hips back to give you better access and welcome you once again inside of my needy body. Your arm slipped around me, and your strong hand found my aching nipple...your fingers giving it no mercy as you pinched and tugged it. My hand slid between my thighs and I found my clit swollen and wet, like a hungry little tongue protruding between my lips. I teased it with my fingers and then traced the opening to my cunt where your cock was pressed, greedy to get inside. I felt my wetness seeping around your head and dripping onto your shaft. I wrapped my fingers around you and guided you inside,
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Reflections
Art is an extension of language -- an expression of sensations too subtle for words. ~Robert Henri If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world. ~Ludwig Wittgenstein
Musical Youth - Never Gonna Give You Up
Musical Youth - Youth Of Today
Reflections
The meeting of two people is like the meeting of two chemical substances. If anything happens both are changed.~Jung
Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie
Til The End I'll Be There
When your back is against the wall An you need some where to turn Ill be there make sure you dont fall When the world seems to be on your back An you need some of it lifted Ill be there to take on the slack When your days become dark An you need some light Ill be there waiting with the flash light When the pressure is getting to you An you need a tender touch Ill be there to show you are loved so much When you seem out numbered An all you need is a friend Ill be there to show you Ill be here til the end
Bob Marley Redemption Song
Why??
why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters ? why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they
Wtf
What do you mean by 0 percent dry?! COME HERE AND SAY THAT! my fighting coach was Henry rollins I'll knock your block off.
My Space Mine
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Gemini In Relationships
A union with Gemini is many things, but it is certainly never boring. The Twins, above all, seek a partner who is mentally stimulating, and once they've found them, sparks will definitely fly! The Twins' lover must be able to keep up in the fast-paced gamed of life, lest they get bored and move on. Variety of expression, a certain openness and a searching quality are all things which will stimulate the Twins and keep them around. Those born under this sign love to dazzle with their intelligence and quick wit and are consequently the star of any party. Jealous lovers will find themselves tested by Gemini's magnetism, and often it's the Twins themselves who are giving the test, to see if a lover is really true. The lover who can keep the Twins feeling comfortable yet give them space will win themselves a lover beyond compare. At the end of the day, the ideal Gemini soul mate has a Ph.D., and is a world traveler with countless tales to tell.
Madeleine 'seen' In Belgium
Madeleine 'seen' in Belgium The parents of missing Madeleine McCann marked three months since her disappearance as a possible sighting of her emerged in Belgium. A customer at a restaurant in the Flemish town of Tongeren, not far from the Dutch border, said she was "100% sure" she had seen the youngster. She said the girl was with a couple, a Dutch man and an English-speaking woman, who were acting strangely and not like "normal parents". A police spokeswoman said they were treating the report "seriously" and are looking for DNA on a drinks bottle used by the girl. They have also issued an identikit drawing of the man based on the description given by the "trusted witness". It is the latest in a string of possible sightings since Madeleine disappeared in May, although none have turned into concrete leads. As news of the Belgian sighting spread across the continent, her parents Gerry and Kate McCann were travelling to Spain to mark the three months since her abduction. From
What Gemini Needs
Someone who can roll with the punches and keep smiling in the face of a multi-faceted onslaught is priceless to the hyperactive Twins. It's an added plus if that person is smart, fun, a good friend and a great sport. Geminis need someone who can be attentive to them and who will naturally enjoy their sparkle and wit. They also prefer a strong partner who is not necessarily as smart as they are but who can pick them up, emotionally, when necessary. If the Twins can make a marvelous mental match, life will be a dream. The Gemini lover is easygoing and caring, yet daring and a ball of fire at the right moments. Mental fireworks are high on their agenda, their own as well as those they can make with another. Only those with plenty of punch need apply for this celestial light show!
Mom Sense To The William Tell Overture
Gemini And Sex
The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?
Plzzzzz
ok all, just got my "buzz" status.......anyone buying drinks?? lmao
Gemini And Romance
A love affair with a Gemini requires great stamina, so start doing those push-ups now! The Twins are both fun and funny and love to laugh, play and romp. They are possessed of a very active mind, which can sometimes lead to a short attention span. The best way to keep the Twins around, and aroused, is through mental stimulation. A razor-sharp and imaginative lover is a godsend to the terrific Twins. This sign also values adventure and travel, so a certain footloose and fancy free-ness will help this romance bloom. The duality of the Twins allows them to see both sides of an issue, so in times of stress, they are much likelier to be a lover than a fighter. They will also feel especially connected to those who can help them feel, since they spend so much of their time thinking.
Gemini In Love
The game of love is a real adventure for the Twins, since the chase can seem so much more fun. The real question for Gemini is, can they find that one person who is a keeper and will keep them happy forever? If there are any doubts, the Twins will just keep on looking. When in love, Gemini can be a very caring and thoughtful partner, someone who will do somersaults to keep their lover happy. Often, though, the Twins find themselves adrift in the sea of love, feeling vulnerable and needing something, or someone, to fill a lonely void. For all the party chatter and intense brain waves, the Twins have a bit of a melancholy spot, and tenderness and affection can be the perfect antidote.
Seriously Now.
who the hell does a shot of crown royal??
My Space
Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favourites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds Hello, derek! View My: Profile | Pics | Videos | Blog Comments | Friends | Groups Edit Profile Account Settings Upload / Change Photos Add/Change Videos Manage Calendar Manage Blog Manage Address Book My URL: myspace.com/smoothrider2007 Get MySpace Mobile on Vodafone NEW! Get Mobile Alerts NEW! Status and Mood derek is in your extended network. Update. Mood: (none) Status: Clear at home at work in class sleeping eating taking a break studying in your extended network Mood: (none) accomplished aggravated amused angry annoyed anxious apathetic artistic awake bitchy blah blank bored bouncy busy calm cheerful chipper cold complacent confused contemplative content cranky crappy crazy creative crushed curious cynical depressed determined devious dirty disappointed discontent dist
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code (repost of original by 'BEAR- DARK INNOCENT DESIRES PROMOTER ~SexxyCheryl696's CYBER(FUBAR) HUSBAND & R/L FIANCE' on '2007-08-01 14:55:11') (repost o
Job Update 5
So, here we go. I had the interview today. This is the way to move around the VISAs issues. Work for this company for one year, abroad. Where???? Bahamas Then my way to the USA will be straight. i'm willing to leave
The Quest For Liberty And Justice...
I read the news article here about how the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit said that the FBI raid on Congresscritter William Jefferson's office last year is a violation of the Constitution of the United States of America.In other related non-news, the government is still spying on us, suspended habeas corpus, etc. (Lots and LOTS of etceteras.)So I guess if you want the Constitution to apply to you, you've got to be on top of the heap...tag: government, liberties, rights, crime, justice, fbi-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with
Chile Lindo - Los Huasos Quincheros ( A Bit Blurry)
Cool Eh
put salute pic as main pic in my space with caption address to here got 140odd friends there going to other sites to do the same god bless allxxxxderek
It Made Me Laugh
KERMIT JAGGER A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its
The Weepingsong ...
Where To Begin
Well I've been thinking about a lot of things, and I can no longer dwell on the past. What's done is done and it can't be undone. I have start think about tomorrow rather than yesterday. I have been a fighter my whole life, never letting anyone keeping me down and why should now be any different. She's gone and that's all there is to say, I knew it the second I told her it was over. I wouldn't have taken her back if she had asked but I guess I was hoping that she would, or at least ask for my forgiveness. Neither one happened and I am here wondering where to begin with the rest of my life. It's tough coming to grips with being replaced let alone being replaced in less than a week. I will always hope for her to be happy and successful in all that she does no matter what, but I have to let her go, completley. No more looking back, no more hoping that maybe just maybe...... I am living each day one day at a time. I have met a couple people, a couple women actually that have, h
Wilded Nights
if you want a wild night of lap dancies and strip teas and a wild night of sex just buy me a shot of jack and away we go
Phone Call From My Boss
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY BOSS.....HE TOLD ME THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING SOOOO GOOD AT MY JOB THAT HE WANTS TO MAKE ME MANAGER & TO HIRE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. HE IS GONNA GIVE ME A KEY TO THE BUILDING AND GO OVER THE REST OF THE DETAILS OF WHAT HE WANTS ME TO DO TONIGHT WHEN I GO INTO WORK. I AM SOOOOOOO EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE NOT WORKED IN ALMOST 4 YEARS & I WAS SO NERVOUS GOING BACK TO WORK AND IT'S ONLY MY 3RD DAY WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY & I'M BEING PROMOTED. GOOD THINGS ARE FINALLY HAPPENING TO ME & ITS AN AMAZING FEELING.
Priceless
***** MASTERCARD WEDDING ???***** You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groo
Language
Yesterday I realized that the "T9" or "Word" setting on my cell phone text messaging automatically recognizes and completes the word "Myspace." This astounded me -- that the word "Myspace" is used so often in text messaging that it was added to the T9/Word database, or however that worked. A few months ago, a group of my friends got into a debate over lunch about the internet and the huge impact it's having on the evolution of the English language. How, not only is it impacting the way people communicate, but it's also drastically hastening the adoption of language. Someone had read an article, for example, that talked about how the word "McJob" was inducted into Websters Collegiate Dictionary about four times faster than a word would have been 100 years earlier. (Dictionary snobbery aside, please. Yeah, yeah, Websters isn't Oxford, blah blah. It's still a sign of the impact of the internet.) We all see it in the common adoption of shortcuts in the language. Although some of us (
Hooked - Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Lets get out of here, you panted. Karen and I were going to a reggae concert on the beach tonight. Why dont you come with me? I love reggaeits sosexual. The way you said sexual was almost a hiss and it made me want to jump you right there, but the prospect of you and some music, on the beach made me think all sorts of evil thoughts. So, of course, I gladly accepted and stumbled off to call a taxi. We went outside into the street to await its arrival, touching and caressing, kissing and flirting. I think we both had hazy thoughts of; What am I doing?! Along with that, you kept looking at me strangely. Later you told me you were thinking, Godhes absolutely delicious, I wonder what he looks like naked? Would he fuck me as smoothly as he flirts with me? And I was wondering if your pussy tasted as good as it looked! The taxi finally arrived, and we began our journey through the small back streets of Oranjestad. The night was incrediblea fat full
Simple Pleasures
ENJOY!!! TAY
....i Fucken Hate This Pain.....
i am full of hate for humanity if those who would allow money to rule their lives must commit crimes against his fellow brothers or sisters then his life is forfeit my mother kept telling me no man has the right to take another's life aswell as the life of any living creature....but its times like this i wish i could take it into my own hands if chaos an destruction is what another country wants i'll gladly give them a fucking civil war in which to fight for they're very corrupted pitiful souls.... if only there was another way...if only something had gone differently why WHY THE FUCK WHY DAMMIT ARRRRRGGHHHHHH FUCKEN SHIT
Pussies
so what the hell is the deal with these pussies who dont have the balls to post a picture on here. rating folks with 2's and 6's i mean if your gonna be an ass at least have some balls.
Tattoo
just seen the finished ink drawing of the tattoo I've commissioned from Courtney Davis and wow its great. he is presently working on the full coloured finished piece right now its gonna be one hell of a tattoo.
Sorry
was getting more people from other networks they are signing up oh yeahxxxxxgod bless all
The Duck And The Devil ~ I'm In The 93%
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma , Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fish ing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help" She
What Kind Of "kitty" Do You Like?
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Girls Nite Out...
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no
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Another Day At Work
Hey peeps! Hope all is well with all of you! everything on my end is decent cant complain. just another day here at work..so if any of you are bored dont be shy to say hi and talk to me. im really friendly!
Psalm 143
1Hear my prayer, O LORD, give ear to my supplications: in thy faithfulness answer me, and in thy righteousness. 2And enter not into judgment with thy servant: for in thy sight shall no man living be justified. 3For the enemy hath persecuted my soul; he hath smitten my life down to the ground; he hath made me to dwell in darkness, as those that have been long dead. 4Therefore is my spirit overwhelmed within me; my heart within me is desolate. 5I remember the days of old; I meditate on all thy works; I muse on the work of thy hands. 6I stretch forth my hands unto thee: my soul thirsteth after thee, as a thirsty land. Selah. 7Hear me speedily, O LORD: my spirit faileth: hide not thy face from me, lest I be like unto them that go down into the pit. 8Cause me to hear thy lovingkindness in the morning; for in thee do I trust: cause me to know the way wherein I should walk; for I lift up my soul unto thee. 9Deliver me, O LORD, from mine
Missing You
dear rick, i know this is just my blog and that you'll probably never read it. but i'm going to pretend that i'm writing you a letter anyway. i just wanted to say that i miss you and i love you. it's only been a few hours so far and there are so many more to go. the house is so empty and i keep waiting for you to come out of the bathroom or come home from work. kahlua keeps running to the door every time she hears a bmw drive by the house, only to realize that it's not you coming home and she comes back into the living room with her tail down. the baby bean has yet to realize that you're missing, but she's not all there so you can't really blame her. my mom sent me an email and it said that you were in god's hands now. that i should be strong and you'll be back before i know it. but the only way that could happen is if you walked thru the door right now. and i know you won't. all i have to ask is that you be careful and watch out for yourself. drink lots of w
What's Your Favorite Burger
what's your favorite burger (:
Rockin' Friday On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST 4:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) 2:00AM EST Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops' on '2007-08-03 07:22:44') (repost of original by 'DJ Mystic~777~Marchioness of The Arctic~Founder L.D.C.F.~(AKA Iah Darha)~LUCIFER'S SISSY ~' on '2007-08-03 10:03:22') (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops' on '2007-08-03 10:52:14')
There Are Some Wounds Time Can Not Heal Or Erase
I bet By the end of this everyone will remember every heartache an it just might open old wounds. for that i apologies. you may even look at relationships differently. every person deals with heartache differently.For some they become lethargic. Others do not care for they have justified it in their Mind. Others do not.they are the ones that feel it on a molecular level.They can feel it tear them apart down to their adams. In a way they have "died" inside a slow and horrific death. They can remember every thing from that day. Not only that but they can remember everything from the day they met that person down to the smallest detail like whom was wearing what an other minute details. Everyday i drive by a school ,which hold very sentimental value to me, an smile about days gone past. Events that helped shape me into the being i am now. One day, while driving by there, i had an epiphany. I finally understood how to gauge you will feel if , unfortunately, your relationship ends. The mor
i Am A Witch
I Am A Witch (repost ) Body: I AM A WITCH RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 I Am A Witch When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me WITCH. When I stand up for those I love, they call me WITCH. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me WITCH. Being a WITCH entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a WITCH means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a WITCH means I wont compromise whats in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I wont allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a WITCH. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else
Help My Girlfriend...
My Girlfriend is an a Seductive Eyes Contest... If you help here, you will get a Big Pimpin Gift From me... Here is the Link...
If You're Online
please vote! Make Me Miss August! Vote for Miss Lush- Keep up the votes everyday! Currently #2!!! Let's keep me on top! YOUR Votes DO count and HELP! I need your help to put me into the tristate hotties calendar! Vote in the Calendar contest as well as playing cards contest! ** Remember, joining with my recruit number gives me five extra vote points! If you're not from the Tristate area, use zipcode-08869. My Recruit ID# is 325. Help me win!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!! It will really help me get further! Vote for Miss Lush for August!! Let's do it this time Really! Thanks for all who have been participating and helping and thanks to those who will make me win this upcoming month!!
Help Please
I am selling everything I own in order to make my car payment and pay other bills. I have furniture, household goods, cd's, movies, electronics, and jewelry. Please contact me if interested. I need to sell as much as I can in as little time as possible! Steph
The Oracle Went Out To See...
The Oracle went out to see his first Shakespearean play He purchased tickets for the special Wednesday matinee He had a friend, an actor, who was carrying a spear In this production of the Bards smash hit called Olde King Lear The Oracle went right backstage where most folks never go And saw his friend was happy that hed come to see the show But oracles just should not say things like Go and break a leg. Because in the first act his friend did, and King Lear laid an egg!
The Professor Thinks Bananas Are...
The Professor thinks bananas are a thing that should be banned These deadly things he said to me, Are getting out of hand. Ive done a lot of research, which I didnt do for fun And Ive found that these bananas are more deadly than a gun. I asked him, Are they poisonous? What causes these strong feelings? He said, My son, the danger is from old discarded peelings.
The Professor Called The Other Day...
The Professor called the other day, excited as can be He had a new experiment he wanted to show me He said it dealt with physics and the laws of energy He then put on some boxing gloves and said, Im A, youre B. His theory was momentum causes action where it goes And he proved it rather quickly when his gloves smashed in my nose I must say hes a brilliant man whose praises I will shout For rarely has a demonstration ever knocked me out.
Sentimientos ...
The Oracles House Is Haunted...
The Oracles house is haunted by some most unruly ghosts With no respect for bedtime hours, especially of their hosts Just as he gets tucked in at night he hears a ghostly breath Which demands a glass of water or theyll scare him half to death And sometimes when hes fast asleep a foot will knock his head And hell wake up and see thirteen ghosts all jumping on his bed He asked them to desist and stop and many times enjoined them But with ghosts its quite impossible to beat them til youve joined them!
Librarians Are Stay-at-homes...
Librarians are stay-at-homes, they never travel round To foreign places near or far, or even go downtown I asked Why dont you take a trip?; he said Books make me wiser. I looked at him and then I said, Its cheaper too, you miser!
Socom Video
Here is a little Video I put together of me playing Socom. The footage has been put to music. So all you Socomer's out there, hope you enjoy!!!
The Professor Said That There Is Gold...
The Professor said that there is gold in water in the sea I checked this out and sure enough hes right, to some degree You have to pump through gallons of salt water, sludge, and sand But pump enough and youll end up with gold dust in your hand Why hasnt someone pumped the sea already? some have wondered Because to get an ounce worth forty bucks, you have to spend five hundred!
I New You Wouldn't Listen!
I just wanted to get your atention and say hello. Iam a little shy and I am trying to meet lots of new people. So do ot read this any more cause I am done........
Domestic Violence
press reply copy and paste as a bulletinTURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS!!! Think its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".No! Shes a human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.
Grizelda Went To Hospital...
Grizelda went to hospital, but not cause she was sick She took a batch of baking up so they could take their pick The doctor stopped her at the door and said, Stay out of here! Your cakes and pies and cookies have the wrong effect, I fear! We hoped theyd cheer our patients up, but since they ate I swear That 85 percent have gone into intensive care!
Success!
I've thought of a new oil. This has been driving me nuts for the past year. It's gonna be grand... and strong... and ... wicked. :D
The Zany Zoo...
The Zany Zoo went up in flames, the reason so they said Was that the kangaroo was smoking cigarettes in bed The monkeys all were screaming and lost all their social graces When a fireman accidentally sprayed some water in their faces The only ones who werent afraid were the cobras and adders Who had more fun than anyone, playing snakes and ladders.
My Weight!!!!!!!
I just went to the doctors and weighed myslef....I couldn't belive what i saw....I weigh 123.5 lbs....Omg!!!!A year ago I weighed a whopping 189lbs....I can't believe I lost that much weight...I'm kinda proud of it but I feel i'm still fat....Should I keep losing...I'm 5 ft 1 and 123.5 lbs...I lost 66 lbs in a yr that a small child...Sweet!!!!!!! Proud Of Myself, Susan aka Cleo
Earning My A+
I walk in to the class room after school, wondering why my teacher wanted to see me. I hop up on the corner of "teach's" desk and wait for him to get off the phone. As he hangs up the phone he says "Stefanie you are going to fail my class this semester" My heart falls and my eyes tear up a little bit. I tell him "I cant fail , my parents will absolutely kill me. can I do some extra credit to make up my grade, please?" He shakes his head no, "It is too late, you should have been putting the effort in during the semester, if you do not get an A on next weeks test you will be failing" I notice while he is talking to me he is actually looking up my little short skirt while I am sitting on his desk at face level to him. I mean his eyes have not moved, its like he is having a conversation with my vagina. My mind begins to plot..... "Can I come after class tomorrow afternoon and get some extra tutoring?" I ask him sweetly. "Yes I will help you tomorrow Stefanie, but dont waste my time,
Caddyshack
The Oracle Has A Crystal Ball...
The Oracle has a crystal ball thats really getting quite old But he keeps it with a sentiment of all the things its told But sometimes while hes gazing at it it will fade away No sound or picture it just goes blank; and then hes forced to say, This crystal balls not worth the fuss, my patiences wearing thin It looks like I will have to put another quarter in.
The Professor Built A Centrifuge...
The Professor built a centrifuge, those things you always see The astronauts all training in and riding in for free Two hundred spins per minute And as you guess it wasnt hard to get quite dizzy in it When all his tests were finished it was left to gather dust But six months later he decided that this seemed unjust He turned it on its side and build some seats from scraps of steel Now people come from miles to ride the worlds fastest ferris wheel!
We Won!
To all my friends and family! You guys are the best ever!!!!! And when I say WE won it's because you all worked so hard! I couldn't have done it without you! I love you! Mama
Sooo Creamy!
Ok guys, as most of you can see I am a phone sex slut! Unlike some other phone sex sluts I actually love my fucking job! I love to cum, and I love every aspect of roleplaying and fully enjoying seduction on the phone. Keep coming back and checking my page, I will be adding new stories of real life and phone fantasies. *Smooches* Stefanie Wanna see nude shots of me or have phone sexy with me? Check out my website, addy below. http://www.naughtygirlsphonesex.com/Operators/Stefanie.htm
Still Thinking
why is it dat i can't stop thinking of her.. every min dat passes i think deeper and harder wondering pondering if she's thinking of me 2 .... how i wish for 1 more chance to look into her eyes and smile ...... to tell her how i feel to get da chance to get her number and not lose contact with her... to be with her right now and never leave each others arms ..... how great it would feel to beable to look at her beautiful face and know she's mine... i just wanna find her and have dat chance dat i passed up .... hopefully one day i'll get da chace till then i'll wait and ponder and hope to see her beautiful face once again ......
Grizelda Mixed A Breakfast Juice...
Grizelda mixed a breakfast juice, a most revolting brew She makes it with papaya juice, and powder, and shampoo Her weekend guests each morning find this mess served in a cup With that stuff waiting for you its not worth getting up! She says, Theyll like it!, and of that theres no doubt Grizeldas juice will wake you up and knock you right back out!
Waiting
i basicly been sitting here waiting and wondering where and who she is .... from the 1st time running in to her shareing da 1st smile... 1 look into each others eyes watching on each other ... we glance for 1 sec.. as i left hot topic and went to get pizza my mind still thinking of her... at da mall i wait in line .... and i hear this beautiful voice as she whispers to me ..... hi i like your hair.... i look at her smile and say thanxs .... she asked if i did it myself .... my reply no friend did it .... she smiled and said she liked it.... she gets inline behind me .. i get a phone call wonder and ponder should i answer it.... i do... it's my ex so i get off da phone and talk to my mom and sis knowing da girl is hearing every word i say ... i turn around and we smile once again at each other how beautiful she looked my heart skipped a beat ..... i start to walk off she stops me and say's bye with a sweet smile i smile back saying bye.... i go to da table i sit and watch her wond
When Visiting The Library...
When visiting the library one thing you mustnt do Is ask for a specific book and take it home with you The Librarian has told me he wouldnt mind the least If anyone who takes his books is nabbed by the police He also told me something else, but I dont think its true He says he thinks the magistrate would throw the book at you!
Thank You!
I am so overwhelmed! I just want to say thank you.. first to Cappy _Cappy_@ fubar For the VIP.... I'm gonna have so much fun!!, for the blog, for the bulletin, and for everything he said! I also want to thank all of you that helped me level up. I was overwhelmed when the rates started pouring in! Cappy, you have an awesome bunch of friends. So thank you thank you thank you thank you,,, thank you all :)
Fubar Friday Yeah Have A Good Weekend All
GET LOADED and be SAFE come back for more on Monday lol Take Care from C&T Stash Club--Seejaykaygee--and Members
Am A Lord Now
rate all my blogs who derserves a happy hour had 7 of them allreadyxxxx god bless all
Working And Thinking At 1pm
ok,a good night sleep can do wonders. i'm feeling better now,same problems,but hopefully i can handle them more objectively. thank you to my friend who stayed up and talked it out with me last night.just too much going on and i'm hoping for the best on all outcomes. going to have 24 hours to myself this weekend so going to relax,chill and try to remember me for awhile.
The Soul....
The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the full light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny . . . it is the light that guides your way. Heraclitus
Why Is It So Hard For Kids And Y All The Stuff??
Why do kids need all that shit for school I would understand if they were going into like middle school or HS but mines going into first grade and she needed some crazy stuff like post its...highlighter? its crazy stuff!
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Discrimination Of Natives, Officials Same Class As Bush.
This is the Situation.Conversation Blast.Last week I saw a Blast with Tits Showing isn't that NSFW.I have seen Blasts Advertizing Porn Sites.I have seen Blasts by Call Girls seeking Clients.I have seen Blasts seeking Cock to Suck.But my Friend Sexy Goth here paid for this Blast I will Post.Never Recieved.Black Knight Bought her a Gift Blast Never Recieved.She just won a Blast from the Sexiest Cowboy hat Contest.Chances are this Blast won't Blast Off Either.I Think the Officials of Fubar owe Sexy Goth 1 year VIP in my Oppinion,for Discrimination.Of a Native American for one.Her Problems started when she Married a man from Pakistan.Just because Our Horses Ass of a President Decides to Create Wars from that part of the world. Fubar Officials are nothing but a bunch of Hapless Cry Babies.Get a Life Let her have all her Blasts Admit you all are Hapless Jerks an Purchase her a 1 yr. VIP for being Ignorant Bastards. Ok so Cherry Tap says thay dont pick faverits HA HAS FUCKIN HA You hav
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The Oracle Was Casting...
The Oracle was casting horiscopes the other morn For people born beneath the sign thats known as Capricorn This sign is really not so hard for people to remember Just think of early January and late parts of December Capricorns all have this very sad song that they sing Our birthday gifts and Christmas gifts are often the same thing
Ensign: What We Can Learn From Our Kids
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 3 August 2007 Our son Jeffrey turned one month old yesterday, and I'm still floored by that. I'd like to think that my wife Martha and I know some things we need to do raising him (our daughter Sarah turned one month once too) right, but as he gets older we certainly don't expect him to become another Sarah. Heck, we're not even sure what kind of person Sarah's going to become yet! But whatever happens to them or us, we can ultimately rest secure in the knowledge that God is in control even when we don't feel like, ESPECIALLY when we don't feel like, we are! How many of the big "names" in the Bible are ever referred to when they were growing up, when they were children? We don't pick up Abraham's story until he's seventy-fiv
A Man Came To The Oracle...
A man came to the Oracle to have his right palm read He held it up, the Oracle looked, and this is what he said: Oh hem and haw, oh dear, yes yes, its all quite clear. What is it? cried the startled man, Have I good cause for fear? The Oracle said, Yes my friend, Ive sad news to report. Dont try to fight it sir, but youre going to get a wart!
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Pc As Bs
I am a brown woman. That fact never seemed remarkable to me for a good part of my life. I never thought of my self as brown, or white, or as a member of any ethnic group in particular. Like many people I have been in, and read about, the South US. I know that there were, and are, people whose lives include ideas about white sheets as evening attire. None of this seemed part of my daily life until I became part of the academic community in California. I never thought of my self as the them in Us v. Them, until I got involved with teaching, and ran into political correctness (PC). Political correctness, for those who dont know, is a very polite and respectable form of hate speech. It is a kind of upper middle class racism. Political correctness assumes that a person like me needs extra help and coaching to get through life cause dammit, I am just not smart enough to do anything on my own. Political correctness assumes that I do not have a deep enough awareness of my own ro
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Don't Wake Me!
I wake in the mornings and I'm happy. Becouse the last voice I heard before I went to sleep was the Love of my life. If I'm dreaming please don't wake me. I have found my perfect man. We sit and talk for hours. We joke and pick, we talk about our future, and our past. A woman couldn't ask for a better man, and he's mine. I am truly lucky to have found Mr.Right, Mr.Perfect. I love you baby. I'll walk with you in life and death.
Some Of Bwanas Animals...
Some of Bwanas animals decided they would go Into the town and have some lunch, and maybe see a show They went into the restaurant, the lion took a look He saw the waiter, ate him raw, and kindly thanked the cook And when they got the bill they did not know what they should do So the lion called the cashier in, and then he ate him too!
La Fiesta Eres Tu ..
Muchacha morena y tierna, Se te ha roto tu vestido, Por ah te miro la pierna Con ojos de lobo herido. Muchacha morena y triste, Se te perdi la alegra, Acrcate a mi guitarra para cantarte la ma. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y dulce, Como llevarte por ah. Muchacha morena y alta, Tu marido se muri, Ya que la vida es tan corta En su lugar vengo yo. Muchacha morena y grcil, Como consuela tu vista, Mirndote de tan cerca No hay corazn que resista. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y linda, Como tomarte por ah. Muchacha morena y suave, Ven que te quiero besar, Cuando el amor se detiene Un beso lo obliga a andar. Muchacha morena y lista, Se te ha cado el corpio, Veo tus dos corazones Y digo: Quin fuera un nio. Ay, ay, ay Ay, ay, ay. Muchacha morena y plena, Cmo beberte por ah.
What Woman Are Made Of
Sensual soft skin with sexy luscious curves Tantalising tastes, smells and yummy nibbly bits Warm of heart, loving caressing hands Kisses from lips that taste like honey Nipples shaped like perfect rose bud tips Some are made of sweet sugar and exotic spice Or kitty cute, fluffy and cotton candy nice Others come with nipple clips and dildo in hand Of rope and collar, all tied up nice and tight Or leather clad whilst packing a cracking whip Come one come all shapes sizes, colours No woman is the same, but all are made special
Grant Me This Wish I Seek...
Close my eyes, don't let me see Close my mind, don't let me dream For if I dream, I learn to want And if I want, I shall not be If I am not, what shall I be? A soul lays dead, inside of me A love is last and shall not be Take my heart away from me.
I Asked The Old Librarian...
I asked the old Librarian if he had had a bump For there I saw upon his head a painful looking lump He said that hed been looking for a book to read in bed And when it struck him what to read, it struck him on the head He said hed climbed along the shelves and just as he was turning A book fell from the shelf above, a piece of higher learning.
Back To Work!!!!
WOOOOHOOOO!!! Yes finally after being out of work for a month, I am back in my game. and the feeling is awesome!!!!I am the type of person that really just cannot sit around and do nothing, so I was going stir-crazy. No more unemployment to claim for me. I am going to be making some pretty good money. Much better environment and alot closer to home. Plus it is what I know how to do. I won't disclose on here what exactly it is or where because of certain people who think they can try and ruin my life, But just know that it is nothing stupid, skanky, or illegal in any way shape or form, I mean c'mon, I have kids and a wonderful husband, plus I am not one to sell myself short.those who ACTUALLY KNOW me, know that I'm not one who can be knocked down so easily. Tootles~`Jen
I Unno I Liked It So I Posted It
Every night , someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,At least fifteen people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you There are at least two people in this world that would die for you You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks.
The Bull
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. " The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's rib, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
The Librarian Was Quite Upset...
The Librarian was quite upset and angry yesterday He stomped his feet and slammed the doors and had a lot to say Another book is gone! he cried, Those mice have got to go They keep on stealing books from me, and theyre eating them I know! Just then a mouse appeared, who seemed remarkably well groomed Youre right he said, We are to blame, but theyre not being consumed Weve had to come here once or twice and borrow from your resources But only when we need help with our night school courses. A school for mice! the Librarian said, Ive never heard of that! Oh yes the mouse said, Oh yes indeed. Im studying to be a rat!
Twice A Day
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, Doctor you've Gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man. "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man. "Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
Grizelda Keeps Her Recipes...
Grizelda keeps her recipes inside a secret file I dont know why, cause breaking in would not be worth your while Theres one for chocolate coated ants, but not the crawling kind I somehow think Grizeldas got a relative in mind Another calls for rabbits foot, what that means I dont know But bunnies should find out, because new feet are hard to grow The third one was the worst of all, for in that recipe I found the main ingredient was nothing less than ME!
Adult Jokes
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. The works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No, of course not," she said, "but my Mother's not hoping to get into my pants tonight, either." Tony met a young woman in a bar. She accepted his invitation to go back to his apartment with him. After a few drinks and some soft music, he suggested they retire to the bedroom, and the girl agreed. Soon they were going at it hot & heavy, when all of a sudden, Tony stopped dead, looked at her and said, "Hey, you don't have herpes, do you?" "No," she replied. "What would make you ask such a thing?" "That's a relief," said Tony. "The last girl didn't tell me till it was too late!" The prostitute had an appointment with her psychiatrist. When she entered at his offi
Grizelda Had A Problem...
Grizelda had a problem, of that I had no doubt For from her kitchen doorway I heard a dreadful shout: My hotplates on the blink again, the fridge is set to thaw This stove is useless to me, its the worst I ever saw! I said, There there Grizelda, Ill tell you what its like With all the junk you fill them with theyve probably gone on strike!
Love
My life as we know is awesome some times...I have the man of my dreams...He has been their for me though the hard times of my life....I love you Boogie..To my Boys the you guys are Mommy heart and soul...I hope one day when you are all grown up that you take life by your hands and have fun with it.........Just once I wish i could seewhat they are going to look like when they are all grown up..If they are going to look like me or they daddy..It dose not bother me about that ...I love them so much ..It would crush me if any thing ever did happend to them..or if someone wold take them away from me..I am a good mother ..I take care of my boys when they need to be care for I love them play game with them...feed cloth them bath them....I am going to stop here for now....But if youdonot understand what I talking about then pm or im on yahoo or myspace I am dragonness15 yahoo and GddssVamp on myspace....
Clearfield - Utahs Fattest City
Just a few random thoughts: Now, I know I talk a lot of shit about how huge the chicks are in Clearfield. Based on simple observation as I'm hypnotized by the flab on these broads jiggle and roll. And then came confirmation. The Standard Examiner printed a story that confirmed Clearfield is the fattest city. What do these cows eat with? Isn't a table spoon large enough, do we really need Size: shovel? Put the pitch fork down! And fat bitches all seem to look alike. Why? short hair, usually bad-home dye job, and of course they go all out and have the same stupid flip when dolled up to head to the buffet line. Press on fingernails, sometimes they go for the ho-bag special and go to have their "nails done". For sometime now I've got myself "mooing" at the cattle as I go through Walmart. Usually it's nearest the cosmetics. HINT: I don't think that little thing of makeup has the coverage area that a gallon of paint does. And lately I've caught myself yelling "holy cows" as
Broken Hearts
Being addicted to a life not your own then it begins to feel like home sick twiztid bitchez always hittin you up god this is just my luck i cant be part of this life anymore i cant be part of something unsure if you would just stay away from the girls if they would just stop ruining my world i dont want to do it i cant anymore i am sick of the bullshit sick of stupid little girls bitches be tellin you "o your so fine" and you be tellin them "you can have it anytime" truth is it hurts and makes you look low truth is i dont know if i can love you anymore something in my heart from deep within is telling me this is the begining of the end the end of you the end of me the end of us please come back to reality by heather hart '07
The Professor Was Estatic...
The Professor was ecstatic when men landed on the moon And cried, Some moon rocks I believe should be arriving soon! Next day they came delivered, by the astronauts themselves Who said These rocks must be returned by Friday night, or else! But as they left they heard a scream and someone calling Please! These are not rocks youve left with me, but simply lumps of cheese!
The Professor Is Forgetful...
The Professor is forgetful; absent-minded is the word There are many stories of his habits that Ive heard When hes busy with a theory he forgets to go to sleep He oftens dives in swimming pools and forgets which end is deep He forgets important numbers, hell forget he needs a shave And once I heard that he forgot his way out of a cave But the worst time was when he was young, and lost in a romance He showed up for his wedding, all dressed except for pants.
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The Professor Has A Theory...
The Professor has a theory, about a silly thing Its all about the hummingbird and why he doesnt sing He says, Now take the budgey bird, you wouldnt call him dumb His song is pretty as can be, youll never catch him mum But it is very different with those stupid hummingbirds The reason for their humming is, they just dont know the words!
Lonely In Las Vegas?
Believe it or not . . . I am! When I got here I was surrounded by my family, Heck - At one point it was over whelming! (five of them against one of me) 5 of them talking to me at once ... asking questions (etc)... So I drop them off at the airport late last night ... And it was sad. I go across the (US) Country to see them for the first time in 5 years and Just get flooded with the joy of seeing everyone - NOW - I'm surrounded by everything thats 'them' I mean their whole house is made up of 'them': Pictures Clothes Animals Books All little reminders of this adorable loving family ... and their quirks! My sisters cleaning compulsion is seen and noticed as I look around and note nothing out of place. My Bother-in-laws Half started home projects that were clearly disrupted by the 500 tape/disc of movies that is his own pre-occupication! lol My three beautiful nieces personal effects like: Madisons books placed around t
A Lover's Dream
Hey baby, come get closer for this sweet erotic dance, like flapping butterflies, you make this pony prance. Can you not feel desire when my chin begins to quiver, or feel it when you touch me as I then begin to shiver. My body is so hungry longing for your passions song, so just keep the candles burning for the wait wont be too long. Before I can feel your kisses that so take my breath away, and we can both get naked have ourselves a little play. Bodies innertwined like pretzels, passions waiting for us, dear, as we surrender to desire, my love words whispered in your ear. My heart's already racing at the thought of your sweet lips, and my bodies craving strongly the soft touch of fingertips. Won't you ravish me, sweet lover, take me higher in this dream, where passion burns like fire, and bodies rise to the extreme. Let me feel you deep inside me with your tongue between my thighs, you can listen to my moaning and the sound o
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears Repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS _________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a tac
Hilarious House Of Frightenstein
Billy Van was the star of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, but Vincent Price was the celebrity name that gave the show credibility, and probably led to wider distribution of the show than it would have otherwise seen. His role was that of comic narrator; from what was presumably supposed to be a balcony of the castle he gave spirited introductions to the sketches of all the featured players (save for the Wolfman) in sometimes amateurish but often clever rhyming verse. Counting the opening and closing sequences of the show, it meant that he usually appeared in each episode 8 times. Though he never actually appeared on screen with any of the other characters from the show (save Brucie), his poems suggested his character was a frequent castle guest and friend to all its inhabitants. Nearly every Vincent Price sequence featured props, with recurring ones being big floppy hands, a skull, and the ubiquitous beakers with coloured water and big chunks of dry ice spewing copious amounts of
Fair Is Fair
why should i take the time to rate ppls stash an pic when they won"t take the time to do mine alittle would help , but they just want to add on to theres an never do nothing with mine , so fair is fair , if u can"t rate anything on my page then i"m not going ot rate anything on urs , i have some of my friends that do rate my stuff an i thank u to them , that is what a friend is , thank u for ur time sundance
My Kind Of Poetry!
I just love to write this poetry, In my erotic state of mind It does relaxing things to me, Lifes stresses just unwind! I love to share my fantasies, With those who like it too It is my fondest fantasy, To know I got to YOU! So here you are reading this, Please vote your favorite ones And leave a comment for me too, I would appreciate it tons! T H A N K Y O U !
Illogical
Students secures lower grades in the externals, after looking at the mark sheet he asks professor. Student : "Can you answer any question?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam." Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, wh
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Struggle Within (old School)
Like the leaves fallen from the trees in the fall I feel rejected And sometimes I wish death would call Then to my life I will no longer be subjected The torment I enduce upon myself is killing me Happiness is what I need inside Loved is what I need to be Someday I will leave this place where I hide To let the world see my face But I'm scared they will all flee So I stay at this slow pace Scared to let anyone see My inner self, The Prince Charming, romantic, and just plain perfect Now I wince All your doubts I can detect But why? Why doesn't anyone believe in me? If I could I would cry But weakness I won't even let myself see I have to stay strong And fight against the hell I am living in Although I have done many things wrong I have not commited an unforgivable sin Someday I will win My struggle within
Poor Black Eyed Bastards!!
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo
When Enough Is Enough
i believe that it is time for me to move on now.. i have two jobs and i am trying to get out on my own. and i really don't need anyone holding me down and i think that is what i was letting happen. i love that boy to dealth but i can't deal with the stress and all the drama that goes with it.. so io guess you can say this is a big eye opener....
What A Pick Up Line...
A guy from Newfoundland is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late? "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the- art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the- art watch? What's so special about it?" The Newfoundlander explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. " The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties! The Newfoundlander smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast... Can I buy you a drink?!
Who Am I
When I first found a lounge I was adopted into a family.....and they know who they are....I finally found a missing part of me....that little piece of a puzzle that made everything make sense....My family made me feel welcome like I belonged with them....although I never claimed to be one of them...I am starting to feel as though now I am exactly what they are.....so I ask my family.....WHO AM I?
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I'M CUTE THATS ALL YO NEED TO NO
Ends 8-05-07
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Hope's Contest
REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HOPE IS IN A CONTEST... FOR FUBAR'S BEST ASS CONTEST... NOW LOOK AT THAT.. AND TELL ME ITS NOT NICE, I MEAN C'MON! GO DROP SOME COMMENTS CUZ FOR SOME REASON RATES DON'T COUNT, SO PUT 2 OR 5 OR EVEN 20 JUST DO SOMETHING PLEASE!!! IF SHE WINS, SHE WILL RECIEVE A 7 DAY BLAST AND WHO DOESN'T NEED ONE OF THOSE?! [ fubar.com photo: 387626698 ] CLICK THERE TO GO TO THE PIC CUZ IT IS NSFW!!! NOW I DON'T USUALLY PROMOTE CONTESTS BUT THIS GIRL IS GREAT, GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND THERE MIGHT BE A GIFT IN IT FOR YOU!! THANK YOU TO ALL THAT HELP OUT THIS AWESOME GIRL!! Drunk1{NSFW MILFsStalkingVictim}{DrinkDrankDrunkTankGM}@ fubar
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I Wish You Enough
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". "Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?". She began to smil
Things You Need To Know About Me.
More About ME!! *I have lived in Jacksonville, NC all my life. *I drink Sweet Tea all the time! *I love the color PINK! *I love hearts. *My favorite word is LOVE. *I'm kinda a Girly Girl, but can be a little tough(I know how to change a tire without breaking a nail...lol). *One day I want to own and learn to ride a motorcycle. *HAPPY TIME is Good! (Driving around town with the windows down listening to loud music and singing a dancing.) *I love my Purple Toyota 4Runner, with purple under lights, tinted windows, and sunroof. *I think tattoos and peircing are SEXY as HELL!! (I have 10 tattoos and 4 extra peircings.) *I like to Flirt, but know where to draw the line. **I've found someone who I want to be with... We have been talking for a while by phone, IM and web cam. I can't wait to meet him in person!(I was wrong!) I really want to meet someone that wants to have a relationship....not just sex, friends with benefits, or hook-up. I want someone to care about me the way I
Fubar's Most Wanted
I need at least 10 people to enter. Contest will start when I have the 10 and run for 1 week. The RULES are 1. Must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself 4. Must be a WANTED POSTER PIC Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Prizes =1st in Comments= 3 day blast...other prizes = Big Pimpin Gifts So all you gals & guys get your wanted posters links to me fast. Thanks robisuerobisue@ fubar
How I Feel
Well... I am officially 100% jaded, I expect nothing from the existence but sooner or later to get screwed over by life. That screw job will come inn many forms. I'm not complaining. It happens to everyone, so why fight it? Just sit back and wait for it. Screw Jobs are like Death and Taxes. You hate 'em, but sooner or later, it happens. I've seen enough to know this. I'm not out to change anyone. I'm just saying what's on my ming. If you don't like it, that's your choice. If you disagree or agree, it's no skin off my back. It's something a long time in the making and there is no changing it for just as long a time. I have personal reasons behind it that are just that...personal. It has nothing to do with my 'state of mind'. It has to do with my state of 'being'. It's not aimed at anyone, it's what I think. I could care less what people think. Because there's no point in trying to fit in with the standards of others just to make them happy. If I had known what life had
Who Wants A 3 Day Blast
I need at least 10 people to enter. Contest will start when I have the 10 and run for 1 week. The RULES are 1. Must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself 4. Must be a WANTED POSTER PIC Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Prizes =1st in Comments= 3 day blast...other prizes = Big Pimpin Gifts So all you gals & guys get your wanted posters links to me fast. Thanks robisuerobisue@ fubar
Older Oral Action
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?' Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'. John says: 'what is oral?' Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says: F**k you too'
17th Child
I have a pic of them in one of my folders. Someone please slip them some drugs to make them sterile. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a girl again for the Duggars. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday Jennifer Danielle was born at 10:01 a.m. at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rogers, Ark., the Duggars said in an interview. Jennifer weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces and arrived five days after Michelle's due date. Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more. "We'd love to have more," Michelle said, adding that the girls are outnumbered seven to 10 in the family. "We love the ruffles and lace." Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children whose names start with the letter J are home-schooled. The oldest is 19 and the youngest, before Jennifer, is almost 2 years old. "We are just so grateful to God
I Gotta Know.....lol
Whooooo!!! Lawdamercy!! I am NOT a morning person, why I keep a day job is beyond MY ass...... I spent the night at my mom's last night and dumb-ass me left my cell charger at home (oh nooo not that!!!), so I run outside into the sprinkling and humid as all hell morning weather to hook it on to my car charger. I turn the key in the ignition and the radio pops on....."Bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yay!" and refreshingly enough it was NOT followed by "Death row's in the motherfuckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn house".........LOL I knew as I sit there if I listened to all of of Atomic Dog, I was going to be late for work.........MONDAY!!!...LMMFAOOO!!! Who told the radio station it was cool to play the album version at 7am on a FRIDAY morning, they know folks have to be in by 8 or 9.....LOL. However, I sat there....the whole time, nodded my head and bounced till the last dog barked....... Over the years...that song has made me drive around the parking lot of the store I was going to, sit i
Joke Of The Day
Theres a cat and a chicken walking along by the river. The cat falls in the river and the chicken laughs........................... the moral of the story is, Wherever theres a happy c0ck theres a wet pssy
No Toilet Paper
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.She Said yes.When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so,he used his hand.When he got back to class,his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!'He did and the little boy said,'Oh great,now look what you did,you scared the shit out of him!"
The Gulch Last Night.. Wooot
Well as many of you know I finally went out for the first time of me being back in AZ.. Went out with my older sister.. We first went to dillans but was lame.. God i think 7 people were there...LOL But hey the drinks were 2 For 1... NOT BAD!! So we had a few shots there.. Then decided we would head over to the Gulch.. Its like family.. My sister had worked there for 8 years! Yep as a stripper..LOL Sexxyness runs in the family.. Anyways OMG we had a blast~! Totally got a lap dance from one of our good friends! It was quite strange. I don't know man.. Lets just say it was the first time a chick sucked on my Nips.... ROFL........" moving on" Anyways! Yeah i had a blast and PLANNING on going back next Thursday! I got numbers out that fucking ass.. Which isn't normal.. And of course.. I tossed em in the trash on my way out... Grr why am i such a good girl... Huh? Huh? Dude so the owner was talking to me.. And was asking if id start working for him " as a stripper" I'm like OMG NO WAY DUDE!
Fu/ct Bar/tap...mail!
I hate this friggin' mail, I have 4 letter I can't open, sorry guys!
Mcdonalds Keeps It Clean
NEW YORK -- Rapper Twista, who was tapped by McDonald's to perform during its nationwide concert series, has been dropped from the lineup because of his "controversial lyrics," the fast food giant said Monday. The Chicago rapper is better known for his lightning-fast rap delivery than particularly raunchy content: His hits include "Slow Jamz," with Kanye West and Jamie Foxx, and "Overnight Celebrity." However, he does use explicit language and reference drugs in his some of his rhymes. McDonald's, which initially signed the rapper to perform in Chicago for its 10-city concert series, said it could no longer support Twista for the Aug. 7 performance. "Although we respect free speech and artistic expression, we do not condone or perpetuate derogatory language," said spokesman William Whitman in a statement. "We want to ensure these free concerts are fun as well as appropriate for all of our customers." When asked why they booked the rapper, given his content, the company refe
My Team
"While the team that beat them in the playoffs, New England, upgraded in the offseason, the Chargers already have what the Patriots will be trying to forge in training camp and the preseason: strong chemistry and the motivation of a team with everything to prove." - USA Today
It Is Time For Bush's Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff, To Quit
It Is Time For Bush's Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff, To QUIT Michael Chertoff is responsble for allowing all of the Chinese Poisons into America and it is NOW TIME for CHERTOFF to QUIT
September 17th Be There!
CHICAGO -- R. Kelly will go on trial next month, more than five years after he was charged with child pornography. Judge Vincent Gaughan has set a Sept. 17 date for the start of a jury trial, according to the Cook County state's attorney's office. The Chicago Sun-Times reported on its Web site that setting of the date followed a lengthy meeting Wednesday among the judge, the lead prosecutor, the R&B singer and his lawyers. Kelly, who was born Robert Sylvester Kelly, has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography. He was charged in 2002 and is accused of allegedly engaging in videotaped sex acts with an underage girl. Kelly's attorneys haven't conceded that he is on the tape, saying his likeness may have been computer generated. They have also tried to raise doubts about the identity and age of the girl.
Lux Article I - E-dating And My Policies Regarding Such
ive decided to make things clear - i will henceforth refer girls to this article.. if i could make them sign it as affirmation it was read fully - i would. LUX ARTICLE THE FIRST - POLICIES ON INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS 1) i am not taken. i will not be CONSIDERED taken at any point - to any girl that i have not met in some capacity beyond the intranet. i am not going to be E-Married - E-hooked up - E-going steady - or E-engaged.. 2)if we were to meet in real life.. i am not at all ruling out the possibility of an actual relationship - but i do NOT intend on one. I do not plan on one.. and it is not in any way what i am looking for. 3) i am a flirt. i enjoy flirting - i am not a player.. because a player LIES and also a player gets LAID. which i DO NOT. =) if somehow you feel that me telling many girls they are beautiful is being a 'player'.. ill be quick to point out - i am gaining not a damn thing from it other than friends.. and internet ones at that. If at some point t
20,000 To Godfather
YIPPEE WE GOT ANOTHER HAPPY HOUR..GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE..SHE DID ADD MORE STUFF AFTER THIS MORNINGS HAPPY HOUR...WE CAN DO THIS DURING THIS HOUR Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Horoscope And Relay For Life
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For August 3,2007 Your altruistic side is on display right now, and you couldn't be happier about it. The day's energy is perfect for helping folks who really need it, and you don't waste a moment doing just that. Yet again, how right it is. Tonight is the Relay for Life, which is very important to me. I am a cancer survivor and this is our time to celebrate life. I can't wait for tonight. If you are local you should come. It will be at Hall High School in Spring Valley, Il. It starts around 5 or so. Come join us. I should have pics to put on here this weekend of it. It is also a sad time for me too. Last year Sami was able to walk the track with me. I told her last year that she had better be here to walk the track with me this year. I am sad that she is not here to do that. I know that is spirit she will be by my side, but its just not the same. I miss just as much today as I do everyday she is gone. But its just another reason for
Careful In Those Public Wifi Hotspots!
Hamster plus Hotspot equals Web 2.0 meltdown! by ZDNet's George Ou -- Robert Graham (CEO Errata Security) gave his Web 2.0 hijacking presentation to a packed audience at Black Hat 2007 today. The audience erupted with applause and laughter when Graham used his tools to hijack someones Gmail account during an unscripted demo. The victim in this case was using a typical unprotected Wi-Fi Hotspot [...]
Hand N Hand
You walked with me hand in hand In the sunset on the sand Down the shore we did walk Shared our feelings as we talked To look so deeply into your eyes Made me shiver to my surprise Butterflies began to stir These are feelings of which Im unsure To have these feelings Is hard to explain Loneliness is usually my pain Living in this world alone A world of silence Is usually made of gold But to feel your presence By my side Makes me feel Even richer inside Then to lay back In your arms so tight To feel your warmth And love is so right For I never thought I would feel this again To feel the warmth of your heated breath You are one true love I will never forget
Family
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Weekend Getaway, Part 2
By the time we have made it back to our room, it is nearly 4:00. We still have plenty of time before our 7:00 dinner reservations, so we decide to lie down for a nap. Stripping off our sweaty hiking clothes, I slip into the bottoms of the orange pajamas you bought me as a gag gift for my birthday, and you pull on the top. We climb into bed and fall asleep in each other's arms. I wake before you, only to discover that while we slept you have turn around so that your back is towards me and my left arm is resting beneath you. Sliding my right hand up over your PJ top, I cup your breast as I kiss you behind the ear. I continue to fondle your breasts and kiss and nuzzle your neck and ear until you wake. You turn in my arms and kiss me as I begin to unbutton your top. Sliding the orange fabric off your shoulders, I lean down and take one nipple between my lips, flicking it with my tongue. I climb off the bed and slip off the bottoms, and retrieve the easy chair from across the room. Se
My Thoughts....
Ok, so it's Friday morning, and I woke up thinking about this. We have all gone through so much in our lives, and we like to believe that we have become better people out of these situations, but are we? I know that personally I am starting to wonder about my own self. I have dealt with so much crap in my life time that I am starting to wonder if I have became some crazy nut instead. Yeah, I try to keep it together, and no I never tried to kill myself to stop all the drama, but I have become one mean, cold woman if you ask some people. To others, they think I am one of the strongest people they know. They sit and look at me with admiration, and wonder how I ever got through it. And I think "why?". Do I really deserve for people to think that about me? Do I really have it together like they think I do? I wonder sometimes. There are times when I feel like my life is finally coming together, and I can finally let my guard down and be me again. Then some dumb idiot or some dumb situation c
To Every Girl
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to just any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that other one instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just want
Penis Size...ladies Chime In!!!!
ok put simply, vote on what you prefer more: A) make it thick B) make it long C) gimme a thick and long schlong D) I just love the small ones E) I only like pussy
And Yet Again
another example of men thinking they are better than females at video games: Read the comment left. by bernie mac
Think About This...
I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth and spoke of the following date with tears, but he said that what mattered most of all was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time that she spent alive on earth, and now only those who loved her know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; the cars , the house, the cash. What matters is how we live and love and how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard, are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, that can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real, and always try to understand the way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, and show appreciation more and love the people in our lives like we've never loved before. If we treat each
The True Man Wants Two Things: Danger And Play. For That Reason He Wants Woman, As The Most Dangerous Plaything.
Ok, I got to get this off my chest today. I finally went last night to the late night movie and watched Transformers...again. Fucking awesome movie and I enjoyed it a lot. I went by myself cause my roommie is out of town and cause I enjoy going alone sometimes. I can relax and enjoy it over in the corner or in the back like I am there all by myself(once I block out all the others there anyways). Well, afterwards I needed to stop by Walmart to pick up a few things and just to waste some time cause I was bored and restless last night. It was after midnight so there wasn't a lot of people there at all while I was strolling around looking at different things. Ok, this is where things started to annoy me a little. I am single and new to the area. I am not online to date or to even worry with meeting people in person. I feel that by talking online and then meeting is a little risky. People always have this image of who you are and exactly what you look like in their minds and if
Imagine Me......
Imagine me smiling. Imagine me laughing at the silliest things. Imagine me crying. Imagine me walking. Imagine me running. Imagine me arguing. Imagine me praying for you. Imagine me loving. Imagine me dancing. Imagine me holding you. Now stop. Imagine if I was gone. Would you miss me? Imagine if you never knew me. Would your life be different? Imagine if you never saw my smile or heard me laugh. Would you miss it? Imagine if I never loved you. Would it matter? Imagine if I never prayed for you. Would your blessings be the same? Imagine if we never argued. Would you have felt the concern from me? We never realize the importance people have in our lives until they are gone. We take for granted the smile as someone passes us in our path, or the laugh from a loved one. We never think about what if that person was never in our lives. Would we miss them? Would our life be easier or harder? Would there be a difference? Would you be happier or would you feel like there is something m
Have To Do
Sorry their are somethings that I have to do today, drop paper work off at the school, go to the bank and get Alex a work permit n Marion. I'll be back for HAPPY HOUR.
Most Asked Bls Questions
Can I email Zakk Wylde or any member of The Black Label Society? Zakk does not answer personal emails. You can email Nick Catanese at DREVILTWIN13@aol.com and Craig Nunenmacher at craig@craignunenmacher.com. We cannot guarantee you'll get an email back. You can also interract with Fred and Nick on the forum on this website.or JD at www.johnjddeservio.com Can I get an autgraph? We do not send any autographed stuff. The only way to get signed stuff is to win it through the site, or meet the guys on Ozzfest. Please don't ask via email. When will Black Label Tour? Will they come to my town? How can I get them to come to my town? Will they come overseas? Will they play an event I'm hosting? The band works with a professional booking agent who books with venues all across the world. When Black Label has shows booked, and the booker announces the shows, we guarantee you'll find the dates here first at zakkwylde.com. We cannot guarantee they'll hit every city in the USA w
Does Any One Ever Think About Other S ;as Much As I Do ? I Dont Want Some To Fall Into Darknes Yet ? Read..
I wonder if any of you think of others on a daily basis as I do.. See I DONT want to see any soul lost ;though I know its in-envitable and God says only One Hundred and Fourty four souls will be saved and at the time of Tribulation; They will be taken out of this world, Home to be with Him. I just want to try to give all an or insite to look into the light and see . But in reality I cry for those ; Cause darkness is over them and lots wont over come it. So my heart hurts for those., OH Lord ; , Im week I know and yet I still try to show love ; Your Love oh Lord I hope gets to the people who need it . I pray and hope and wish some of my love or Your Words of Love, gets thru to those that need you before they relise its to late. Amen ... hugs diana
Was Up
what i like to know what is wrong with some of today's women some not all do know what they want in life the look for good men but don't look in the right place sometimes it be right in front of them and they still look else where ppl need to wake up it ain't always about what you look like or how old you are just open your damm eyes sometime ppl
To Are Fallen Soldiers
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Day 3
Okay so I told you that story to tell you this story. My whole class took our professor out for lunch and drinks yesterday afternoon. Sooo I ended up at the Tour Bire again, where I totally kicked ass at a "guess the movie" game in French. Woohoo! I have no life!! lol So anyway, the story. So we had our lunch and my friend Meagan bought me a beer (they actually have beer I like here. Scary!) and after the game I start walking back to school so I can catch the minibus back home. You want three guesses what happened??? One. . . Two . . . Three . . .It started pouring again and I was even more wet than I had been the night before. *sigh* The only good thing was I ended up not taking the minibus parce que my friend Kaleb gave me a ride home. But my new Sketchers are ruined I think and I broke my ChicoutiMre's dryer last night! I know none of you are surprised because, well, you know me but I still have to share. Hehe I am leaving tomorrow at 9:30pm but today is the last day I will b
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Just A Little Insight
I am still hurting over the decisions that Rande has made concerning us and our child. To have him choose someone else that he met while I was pregnant and raise her child to call him Daddy instead of his own has rally delt me a hard blow. I am making it though. I have to stay strong for my son. he is my world and my life. I keep up with the day to day so as to make life better for him. I never want to cause a tear to cross his perfect face. He's an angel. I have some awsome friends that have supported me no matter what, even when I didn't know what I was going to do and felt like giving up. They are my stability. I have a great family that has allowed me to morn and give me a break from Aiden (my son) so that I can have some time to myself from time to time. I am still the same person I feel but different. I still enjoy the same things and act the same but emotionally I have made a promise to myself not to get serious with anyone else until I know for sure that they are go
Fan Video- Small Town Sleeper W/ Joey Barnes Of Daughtry
Hey gang, Just wanted to throw out this fan video we found of Joey Barnes, drummer for Daughtry joining us on stage for our cover of "She's Got The Look".
Who Am I ?
It seems as if once again no one really understands who I am now and who I will be for the rest of my life. Well let me tell you. I am a mother who has struggled for the past 9 years to take care of my beautiful girls. I am a woman who has been beat down so many times by boys who called themselves men. I am a girl who just wants to be loved by everyone. I am a person who loves God and all of Gods people with every ounce of my heart and soul. I am a dream come true to one very lucky man. I am a nightmare to those who claim they care about me, but don't care enough to try to understand me. I am a big sister who prays that one day her little brother and sister will really know how much they are loved by their only big sister. I am a daughter who truly loves her parents, but can't give up my beliefs to satisfy them. I am an Aunt who misses her nieces and nephews more than words can explain. I am a girlfriend to an increadible man who really does want me for me and not for what I have and d
More Then A Ghost
I lack real form, And so I linger in words. that you'll only remember. when I am gone. But one day, I'll be real. Of body and mind, and I won't be so expendable. I won't be just a memory. One day I am going to be much more, then the one that got away. cause to you right now, I'm nothing. But that's not how I will stay. Inside me is more, then you will ever know, but when every change it gets broken. its very hard to grow. So I water strength in tears. And take my place with the shadows. cause you broke your word, and broke my feelings. And it never really mattered. Today, I might be nothing, but I am sure that's not how I'll stay. Cause I am made of more then air. And I cannot just dissappear. So I am nothing but shadows today, writen off with out much trouble. But one day, I'll be so much more. Till then I dun exist. Till then I am the nothing. For today I am your joke. But at night when shadows rule, you'll know and taste your lies, you'll remember t
The $20 Bill
In case you couldnt tell Im getting on a major inspirational kick right now! I didnt find an author for this one though. -------------------------------------------------- A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and
Why I Deleted Eveyone
I am sure all of you are a little confused as to why all of you but 12 were deleted from my friends list (stupid fubar says that I have 241 friends), they can never get anything right on this site! Just like it says I have 61 pictures when I only have 7! All of the 3,000 people on my list were here for one thing and not really my friend. Anyway, I am only on here for friends and friends only. I have made a few that I can call my friends. If I post some pictures of me on here, it will only be rated pg, not X! If I do post a nsfw picture, it is only for 1 person to see. Please don't ask me to see it. I was hurting someone I love very much and never meant to hurt him. I never want to hurt him again! Ciao!
Shake It Off & Step Up
-Eugene Williams & Jo Walters- A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule "braying" - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened...and enlisted them to help haul dirt to BURY the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery. Initially, the old mule was hysterical. But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back... HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow. "Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the bl
Site Stuff
Gender doesn't really have to do with your body parts. It's not really a question of " male, or female? " It's a question of masculine, or feminine? They should either switch it to " sex ", or switch it to masculine, feminine, or both. Or something like that.
Identity Theft
Jury Duty Please pass this on to everyone you know that could fall victim to this scam. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take the summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS. In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers. Give out any of this information and .... Bingo! Your identity has just been stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states. This scam is parti
They Pushed The Date Back!
OK I was originally supposed to have my surgery on the 10th. Then the hospital finds out they don't wanna cover the cost of the procedure unless it's a last resort. So now the hospital decides to book the O.R. to someone else in my place because of what they said. My HMO finally decided to cave in, but now my slot is taken. (WTF) So now the hospital has decided on the 13th, but my surgeon may have an issue with that date. (C'mon! This is my health were talking about here! What is wrong with you people!) I'll keep everyone posted as to what happens next!
2007 Dixie Pre-majors World Series Champions
The 2007 Dixie Pre-Majors World Series was held in Thomasville, Alabama. It started with opening Ceremonies Friday, July 27th about 4 and the first game was held on Saturday, July 28th. There were 11 teams in the bracket and they were as follows: Thomasville(host team), Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Tennessee, Virginia, South Carolina, Texas & Louisiana... Final games were held Thursday @ Tucker Field... Showdown between Mississippi & Florida... The first game was @ 5:00... Mississippi won the first game 2-1... This put Florida even with Mississippi having 1 loss apiece meaning that there would have to be a tie breaker... Tie breaking game was held at 8:00 p.m. between Mississippi & Florida @ Tucker Field... Final score in that game was 3-2... Mississippi won the World Series.. front row l-r: Catfish Gainey, ?, Chris Caves, Brett Moss, Weston Stringer. Middle row l-r: Colby Reeves, Brett bailey, Scott Rowland, Andrew Pierce, Tyler Fall, Vito Pern
Getting In Shape
I've been attempting to get back in shape myself. I'm tired or being tired, not sleeping way, growing waiste line (too cheap to want to buy new pants that actually fit! HA!). I'm also tired of wanting to play football or basketball with my friends and being wore out withing 5 or 6 minutes. Not to mention I miss not having a six-pack any more! So back in February I tried running just a mile. About 5yrs ago before a serious of injuries I did 10 miles at least 3x's a week. When I attempted to run a single mile I was dead at 3/4's of a mile. My lungs were burning and I was cramping pretty badly. My solution was to start walking with some ladies at work. They did 2miles every day at lunch. At first it was 32-33min to walk. Eventually I started pushing them and the times dropped to 27min on a 2-mile walk. My triumph is that I went running again for the 1st time since February. I was able to do 2-miles in just over 13minutes and had some fight left in me! I'm a little sore
Weird Dreams
dreams, death, heaven, hell Friday, August 03, 2007 I just have to get this all out. It might be somewhat interesting. I had a dream I died and was waiting in line in heaven. My step-dad, and older brother was there too. There were people wondering around. There was a snowy place where people were walking around in snow making snow stuff without gloves. Like snow balls, and \" forts \" or whatever. It was their job or something. They might not have had any shoes either. I started wondering over there to see what was going on. I was directed to another area. They said to fill stuff out and in minute they would be bringing back some nostalgia for me.There\'s paper work, and you pick out how you want your life to be structured. Whether you would rather just be told what to do, or make all your decisions on your own. You go through line, and then they somehow calculate everything you did in life into a computer. Some of the things on it are how much meat you ate, drin
Need Friends
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Hello???
Seems awful quiet here today. What's everyone up to?
Ouch
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Harry notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so into the relationship he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him during their passionate lovemaking. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me 6 months ago"
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It Hurts To Equal Nothing
Know what really hurts, when you know you don't mean anything. That at the end of the day, you close your eyes and the ppl who you thought were your friends never really cared about you in the first place. When you opened your heart and bared parts of yourself. Told ppl why it was so hard. Told them how the last person I'd shared myself with ripped me apart. Then to hear nothing from them for like two weeks. You're officially nothing anymore. You can be brushed aside, and be erased. that hurts. To not even deserve a goodbye. When you're supposed to have been friends with the potential of more? It just not worth the risk anymore and I am tired of crying. And ppl wonder why I am so cold all the time. Dun blame me anymore, blame yourselves. cause remember I don't matter. I dun exist.
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My Daily Grind Pictures
Ok here it is, My daily grind pics are not of me. they are of sailors and soldiers that are going away overseas. They are of the units i train and evaluate. They are not for public view, and dont just think since ur not able to see them i dont like ya. or ur not my friend. this is my Career and i love what i do. I love my fellow brothers and sisters in arms. hope u all understand, and respect my choice to not make these photo's public
John ;11 ;25 ;- 26 /john; 25 ;-- 28; / John 30; - 32 ;
25; Iam the resurection and the life ;HE who belives in Me though he may die , shall live. 26 ;And who so ever lives and belives in me shall never die. Jesus ask ;Do you belive this ? 25 ;HE Who loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world wiil keep it for eternal life. 26 ;If anyone serves Me,let him follow Me, and where I am, there my servant will be also . IF anyone serves Me,him My Father will honor. 27 ; NOW; My soul is troubled,and I say what I shall? Father, save Me from this hour ? But for this purpose I came to this hour. 28 ; FAther glorify your Name.' AMEN ! Then a voice came from heaven saying ; Ive both glorified it , and will glorify it again. JOHN 30; - 32; 30 ;Jesus answered and said ;This voice did not come cause of me but for your sake. 31 ;Now is the judgement of this world.Now the ruler of this world will be cast out. 32 ;And I,if I am to be lift up from the earth, will draw all people to M
Morning Sex
i lay there and I look at you as you slumber and you dream i gently kiss your furrowed brow and whisper so softly i'm glad that you are here with me you rouse from my tender touch you open your eyes and say to me i love you oh so much a loving kiss and you pull me close the morning has left you excited you pull me on top of you and I say oh passions fires we have ignited you take off my shirt to expose my bare breasts you kiss and you bite them you're making me wet i grind on your cock i got you so hott you flip me over onto the bed you straddle my face and ask me to taste i know you love some good head you start at the top and kiss down my frame so deliberate and forceful you make me insane you hum through my panties and lift up my legs just that quickly they're gone now it's time to play i want you inside me i plead and I beg yet you continue to tease me in passion we bathe you finger and lick me i fight to hold on in ecstacy i moan i'm going
To Whom It May Concern.........
I hurt the one I loved to day , He bowed his head and walked away , through a shameful glance and sorrow eyes , He saw through my deguise , I made the plans to do things right , but things arent always what they seem , The closest we ever come to truth is lies , To feeling jailed is being freed, It hurts to think I failed someone , I tried so hard to save , But lifes roads are often hard , And they seem seldom paved ... I pray that Theyll overcome , and forgive me someday ... For the best that I know how to do , s calmy walk away ....
Doh!
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, How was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo Mate,and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about t he third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. She undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?"
Todays Lesson..:this Ones For The Ladies..
a man today must work and follow a straight path in life. The call of something dangerous, emotional, unknown is all the more powerful because it is so forbidden. Think of the victims of the great Sirens of history: Paris causes a war for the sake of Helen of Troy, Caesar risks an empire and Anthony loses his power and his life for Cleopatra, Napoleon becomes a laughingstock over Josephine, DiMaggio never gets over Marilyn, and Arthur Miller can't write for years. A man is often ruined by a Siren, yet cannot tear himself away. (Many powerful men have a masochistic streak.) An element of danger is easy to hint at, and will enhance your other Siren characteristicsthe touch of madness in Marilyn, for example, that pulled men in. Sirens are often fantastically irrational, which is immensely attractive to men who are oppressed by their own reasonableness. An element of fear is also critical; keeping a man at a proper distance creates respect, so that he doesn't get close enough to see thro
Dear Submissive
Dear submissive, You have asked what it is that I, as a Dominant, would wish for, would desire, would be pleased to receive. And I believe it only appropriate to reply as honestly as I able to such a heartfelt request. I want to know you firstly as a person, someone with a mind, with thoughts, with opinions and with hopes. I want to be proud of you and your achievements, and I want to be warmed by your joy, your happiness and your passion. I want to share hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, light and darkness. At its root, I want our relationship to be fulfilling emotionally and intellectually. Without the ability to be open and honest at this level, we can never hope to be open and honest at a sexual level. I want to know you secondly as a woman, with a woman's desires, a woman's passions, a woman's vulnerability, a woman's need to be held, sheltered and affirmed. I want to know you intimately; your curves, your sensitive places, your melting point
Love
HERE WITH ME.... I'm thinking about you again. I miss you badly and wish you were here with me. My soul knows no rest even when I sleep, because I dream about you and imagine how great it would be if you were here with me. Without you, I feel like a part of my heart is missing. I'm in dire need of your tender love and passionate kissing... if only you were here with me. Every day I tell myself to move on with my life, and I try to pretend that I'm happy, but it's just not true. I'm alone and blue, because you're not here with me. At night I get down on my knees and pray for brighter days. I know that the sunshine I need is on the way, because someday you'll be here with me. But until that day, I'll never stop yearning for you, and wishing that you were here to stay, because I love you, and I want you here with me.
Points Ok ,
FUBAR LEVELS AND POINTS: What are Points and how do I earn them? You earn points while you surf and interact on fubar. When you reach a certain level, you will unlock features and benefits such as increased photo storage, ability to rate and comment more photos, ability to create MuMMs and more. You can see your point total on your home page or profile page. Points also help your Ranking. Points are awarded when you: Rate a photo Leave a photo comment Upload a photo Leave a comment Change your trackz Rate a members profile Upload a mobile photo Someone becomes your fan Someone adds you as a friend Take someones cherry comment Configure your mobile phone Configure your trackz Upload a stash item Rate a stash item Comment on a stash item Successfully invite someone to join fubar (500 points each) Stop by the fuBank and participate in one of the product offerings. Post a Blast! - earn points each time you post a BLAST on fubar! Send speci
Blind
Your beauty intoxicates all you encounter, Yet you fail to notice, This is your blunder, You've had a rough time, Though now it is over, But yet you continue clinging to what is left over, And in doing this your depression grows deeper, Pulling you apart at the seams, Causing you to unravel and fall to you knees, Pondering desperately: "How much worse can it be? " To ease your mind of your terrible burden, You bargain with Satan (as if he cares), Giving you a release, in turn for your soul: That you believe tarnished and not worth much at all, When all of your friends have been with you till now, But here comes the crossroads up ahead, They give you a choice: "Stand tall or fall down." You have your beauty and charm, Your intelligence and grace, Good friends and your health, What more does it take for you?
It's Just Funny Cause It Is True!
>> The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! >> >> >> 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. >> >> 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. >> >> 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a >> pickup > truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to > get > dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. >> >> 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money > to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes > north and south. Pick one. >> >> 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton > strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. >> >> 6. So every person in the south waves. It's calle d being friendly. Try > to understand the concept. >> >> 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL > shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your > ear > at the
Today On Wrr
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Bare Feet Society Rules
Bare Feet Society Rules 1) Painted nails a must. Nobody is allowed to use the same color as another member unless during a contest. 2) All members must have the Society name in their nickname and an album dedicated to the Society. Example: Sweet Rabbit ~Bare Feet Society~ Example for album: Bare Feet Society Photos Only 3) Ranks will be given out, as well as opportunities to be in the sister clubs of Bare Feet. These clubs are: D-Generation X, Lost Hearts Club and Jolly Ranchers Club (Last club is for only pirates, but we will allow models to display love to them in form of salutes on their feet or on signs) 4) No more photos of feet with other people in them. Those photos will be meant for a special thing called Feet Lovers each month, which you may make an album for. 5) Each January (switching each year to make it exciting) will be the Bare Feet of the year contest. Members should get more than themselves to enter. 6) Any suggestions, concerns, or help with anything that we
An Email From A Friend On My Heartache!
today is YOUR day. embrace it, be one with it. Read Desiderata. Remember the part of Loud and Aggressive persons and realize why you felt the way you did. Find your peaceful place today. Strive to be happy. Know the universe is unfolding as it should, and God has placed you here and in this situation for a reason. You are stronger than you think. Walk proud, walk in beauty. When all else fails, give it to God and he will carry you. Love yourself today. Love yourself as a sun loves and warms the rest of us. By loving yourself, you will make this a trully NEW day. And you will carry your light to this world and cast that light on someone who needs it as much as you. Today is an opportunity for learning. Medicine Wheel. Embrace it and make it part of you. Remain positive. Recieve the love from others, but recieve first the love from self. Make today the day you want no one other than yourself. Then allow others, after you have loved yourself, into
Love
Love's Recall Nothing could have made my heart break more than when you said good-bye No other person on earth could make me cry the tears I've cried I look for you everywhere and to no avail, you're not there I wish I could hold you now - you'll never know how deeply I cared It's not right to love someone as much as I love you I need the strength to go on but it's no use When I cry these tears they go straight out to your heart I wish you would come back to these arms - in my mind we'll never be apart Now you're gone and my whole world's come tumbling down When I lie in bed at night in my heart your voice is the only sound The love I have for you runs through my veins I can see nothing but you - your presence has driven me insane But I don't blame you when it was all my fault I thought I could get over you, but inside my body your image is caught Please come back to me - you're the only one I'll ever want in my life And being without your love burns deep - it cuts l
Once A Cheater...
OK so I encountered a MuMM the other day where some lady titled her MuMM, should I cheat? Then said she had been married 20 years but isn't in love anymore, so should she cheat? Then she didn't like a couple of my comments because I didn't say yeah its OK to cheat. So, she's been harassing me with fu-mail and comments. So I blocked the bitch! Seriously, if you're going to make a MuMM like that and send me comments and messages telling me that you do in fact still love your husband after stating in a MuMM that you did not and were asking if it was OK to cheat and pick what I said out, out of the several rude-ass comments on the MuMM, you got problems. :D I mean come on? If you're going to post a MuMM anyway, learn to fucking deal with what people have to tell you. And all I said was from a quote. If you can fall out of love with someone then you weren't really in love to begin with... and she starts harassing me and coming to my page. Grow the fuck up!
We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h
Please Forgive Me~ Brian Adams
Cajun Dui
Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!! Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. >From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as som
Let's Make A Deal
Let's Make A Deal You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?
Jokes For Men And Women
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
All For Love~ Brian Adams
Mark 13; 24 ;-- 31;
24 ; In the days after the tribulation ;the sun wil be darkend ;moon will not give light. 25 ; the stars of heaven will fall, and the powers of the heaven be shaken. 26 ;Then they will see me ;Son of Man coming out of the clouds with great power and Glory. And he will send his angels ;and gather together his elect for the four winds, from the faatherest part of the earth,to the fartherest part of the heaven. 28 ;Now learn this parable from the fig tree ;When its branch has become tender,and puts forth leaves, you know that summer is near. 29 ;So you also when you see these things happening, know that it is near-at the doors. 30 ; Assuredly I say to you these generations will not by no means pass away till all these things take place. 31 ;Heaven and earth will pass away,but my words will by no means pass away. Amen ! Amen! Do come quickly Lord Jesus Christ ;
Star Jones Fesses Up About How She Lost The Weight
Former "The View" hostess Star Jones has finally admitted what has long been rumored: that she did indeed have gastric bypass surgery in August of 2003. She tells Glamour magazine why she couldn't fess up before about her massive weight loss: "Lying was never an option for me, so I called it a 'medical intervention,' which was true. But it was really a pathetic attempt to tell the only truth I could handle at the time."
Britney's Divorce From Kevin Federline Is Finalised
Britney Spears is officially a single woman again. Her divorce from dancer Kevin Federline has been completed, the star’s lawyer has confirmed. "Everything is finalised," Laura Wasser told press at Los Angeles‘ Superior Court. As well as the divorce, a settlement over custody of the pair’s two sons was also approved by the court. Spears is “OK” with the undisclosed terms of the settlement, Wasser said, but "would like to be with her kids more".
People I Have Help Already//////
->Gmawamma: right click on the photo and (save as} then upload to fubar ->Gmawamma: use photobucket,, Gmawamma: HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO TRANSFER ANY FROM MY YAHOO STASH, LOL ->Gmawamma: why don't you have a Photo of your self ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someday
Broken Heart I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart.
Dum Dum Oh God >
♥МĨĹĶ~&~ĤŐŃ&Y♥~♥Fubar Wifey to SexyMan08ϖ@ fubar In her Own Words She Likes it when you Beg to be Her Friend ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , Oh GOD !!! ♥МĨĹĶ~&~ĤŐŃ&Y♥~♥Fubar Wifey to SexyMan08ϖ's url: http://fubar.com/islander it doesnt matter to me..i have been on here for over a year and have seen people come after me...and they are higher..those r the people who breath this site or beg for points ill level when i level...there is no rush 5 min ago reply | delete comment | block user ♥... lol if it bothers u so much about these rates and fans..u know myspace doesnt have it 11 min ago reply | delete comment | block user ♥... lol well u would have to ask the people who fanned me i am not one of those that beg for fans or rates even...and btw like u said its just points 14 min ago reply |
Money Power Powder Respect
My room gotta spninng bed in it and my watch look like it got lemonheads in it its exsquided bright light , evlance lights you couldnt get this if u spent you advance twice dudes glance at the ice and be hot cause the shit blinging but try plot and I pop and have your shit ringing or get pistol whipped and have your shit stinging I dont fight you'll get hit with the knife while your fist swinging I got powder,power,money ,respect you in debt I get 2o a check thats why im jus laughing I blow dough forget stashing cause long as I know what I know imma get cash and I got pills for sale and they not asprins thats why I put a dash in and a slash and they drop acid....
Gone
And You're Gone No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.
From My Sweet Friend Passion Eyes
THANK YOU HONEY PIE!! LOVE YOU.
Whats Your Inner Animal?
What's Your Inner Beast? [pics] The Griffin:The Griffin stands for Freedom. You have the kind of soul that can't be brought down to retraints, and will always escape to find a happier place. Strengths: Always energetic and looking for some fun, the Griffin seeks to live an exciting life. Sometimes you just want to fly away from the world itself to seek something more exhilerating to endure and experience. Often friendly, the Griffin is usually the one who is the center of attention, always looking to give a good laugh and help others. Flip Side: When love calls to the heart of this freedom seeking bird, sometimes its hard to pin it down. You don't like being caged, whether it be a relationship or inside your own house, it can merely drive you insane! The Griffin is also known to become carried away, and can also turn sour to other people on bad days. Congratulations! You have a Griffin inside! pic (c) Christy Grandjean aka GoldenWolfenTake this quiz! Quizilla |
Why Can't I Find That Special Person.
Is it the way people look ,speak, or is it what they drive or the way they dress can anyone find that special someone by their personalite I think you can what do all you think.
Samoan Creation Myth
The Origin of Samoa including Manu'a The god Tagaloa dwelt in the Expanse; he made all things; he alone was (there); not any sky, not any country; he only went to and fro in the Expanse; there was also no sea, and no earth; but, at the place where he stood there grew up a rock. Tagaloa-fa'atutupu-nu'u (creator) was his name; all things were about to be made, but him, for all things were not yet made; the sky was not made nor any thing else, but there grew up a Rock on which he stood. Then Tagaloa said to the Rock, "Be thou split up." Then was brought forth Papa-ta'oto (lying rock); after that, Papa-sosolo (creep-ing rock); then Papa-lau-a'au (reef rock); then Papa-'ano-'ano (thick rock); then Papa-'ele (clay rock); then Papa-tu (standing rock); then Papa-'amu-'amu (coral rock) and his children. But Tagaloa stood facing the west, and spoke to the Rock. Then Tagaloa struck the Rock with his right hand, and it split open towards the right side. Then the Earth was brought forth (t
Sugarslist
GOOD NEWS: I found a place to live. BAD NEWS: I have to get rid of about half of the shit I own. GOOD NEWS: You can buy some crap from me! Just kidding. Unless, of course, you want to buy my beloved lawnmower and you promise to take good care of it. Quite sadly, my new place lacks a lawn. In exchange, it has amazing sky-lights, a great view, exposed duct-work, a roof-top terrace, and free high-speed internet. Ooh. And the living room has a polished concrete floor. The building used to be a factory. Now it'll be home sweet home. Well, home sweet SMALL home. I currently live in a three-bedroom house with a full basement. Just me, the pretty, and lots and lots of space. The new apartment has one bedroom. Thus, I need to downsize. Because I don't want to deal with random people calling me at all hours and demanding to see the crap I want to sell, I think I'm going to have a yard sale. Does anyone have any ideas on how to have a successful yard sale? (Oth
Freakin A
so my "good friend" decides that he really doesn't want to be my friend anymore, in the stupidest way. He blocks me on myspace, so I decide to call him and Leave him a message even though he lives in canada, and I'm like hey *** what's the matter why aren't you talking to me now? He never calls me back, I try a few times, no reply. Its really frustrating b/c I don't even know what I did. But hey he's done it once before, and that's why I never jumped back into a friendship with him, soooo if he doesn't decide he wants to be my friend today then it's over for good. I'm not taking him back as a friend again, this is his last chance. Who knows why he's actually mad, maybe it's b/c I didn't come to see him again like I said I would (I've been too busy working) kdgajsdlgasdl;kgasjdg Life is frustrating sometimes, but I won't let it get me down. If he really wants to do this then he wasn't a friend to begin with, there goes 2 years down the drain.
None Rater's And Fraud Fakes,!!!
... lol thought u didnt go lower than a 9...but thanks forit anyway have a great day &... left you a new profile comment! &... left you a new profile comment! &... just checked you out!
What
What Did You Expect? You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced right through my breast. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? My heart now cut in two It feels beyond repair. Injury done by you God, life just isn't fair. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? So here we are, just friends, But I long to be more. Desire with no end Throbbing from my core. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect?
To Everyone
MY BOSS JUST CALLED ME FROM MY JOB ASKING ME TO PULL A DOUBLE TONIGHT SO I WILL BE GONE WORKING FROM 2PM TO 6AM REDKANDY HAS THE FLOOR AFTER 130PM TODAY, AS SOON AS I GET HOME I WILL BE ON UNTILL AFTER 9AM THEN IM GOING TO SLEEP, JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING PLEASE GO TO MY HOME PAGE AND TALK TO ME THERE. C-MAIL ME OR WHAT EVER. ONCE THIS TRANSITION OF MINE IS OVER I WILL BE STAYING UP AFTER WORK TO DO THINGS HERE, UNTILL ABOUT 3PM THEN NEED SLEEP.
Slip
Slip disgusting only try to hide shrink try to disappear slip try to slip away unnoticed hurt it's all I can feel tragedy it's what I've become -(c) J.Bendiksen
Losing Friends And Family
I just wanna say that I am sorry to hear that my friend Beth's brother passed away. I send my smpathy to her and her family. Take this chance to reach out to your loved one and hug them. you never know when they are going to picked to leave us.
The Beginning Of The World - Japanese Creation Myth
Before the heavens and the earth came into existence, all was a chaos, unimaginably limitless and without definite shape or form. Eon followed eon: then, lo! out of this boundless, shapeless mass something light and transparent rose up and formed the heaven. This was the Plain of High Heaven, in which materialized a deity called Ame-no-Minaka-Nushi-no-Mikoto (the Deity-of-the-August-Center-of-Heaven). Next the heavens gave birth to a deity named Takami-Musubi-no-Mikoto (the High-August-Producing-Wondrous-Deity), followed by a third called Kammi-Musubi-no-Mikoto (the Divine-Producing-Wondrous-Deity). These three divine beings are called the Three Creating Deities. In the meantime what was heavy and opaque in the void gradually precipitated and became the earth, but it had taken an immeasurably long time before it condensed sufficiently to form solid ground. In its earliest stages, for millions and millions of years, the earth may be said to have resembled oil floating, medusa-like, u
Freakshow Is No More.
Just wanted to change it to something new and sort of different
Never Again
Words encircle my mind Ink to paper the words fly Tools of a new creation A new creation left up to me Words a salvation My only escape Everything else just falls to pieces Nothing much remains Never again the same Inner sorrows Overcome by emotions Everything falling apart Cracking Splitting Only truth and raw emotion remain There is no mask left to hide behind Torn in two Broken Never again the same No longer afraid -(c) J.Bendiksen
Things That Get Me Upset
Ok so I have been looking to move and so I went to check out a few places like apt, roommates, houses. Now this is my problem, a friend of mine said his friend was wanting roommates. She already has a 2 year old and is 3 months preg. When I went to go check out her place it was trashed and stunk, I can't see how people can live that way. I also know people that spend all day in their room and there is trash and food everywhere.............NASTY!
New Ideas
I need something new for doing a photo shoot, if you have any ideas please let me know
Good Movie For Kids
The Last Mimzy, we just got done watching it a couple of hours ago and I thought it was great!
If You Like To Read!
I have the best book in the world for you to check out! The book is called House Of Leaves, I had a lot of fun reading this!

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