The Professor called the other day, excited as can be
He had a new experiment he wanted to show me
He said it dealt with physics and the laws of energy
He then put on some boxing gloves and said, “I’m A, you’re B.”
His theory was momentum causes action where it goes
And he proved it rather quickly when his gloves smashed in my nose
I must say he’s a brilliant man whose praises I will shout
For rarely has a demonstration ever knocked me out.
