Fiend Grrl EVILDRAGONs Fiance DARK PRI...'s blog: "The Young Ones Quotes"

NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head)

If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three" -Neil

Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick

Neil are you gonna make supper or am I gonna have to kick your teeth in? -Vyvian

Oh no...am being hassled in the street by a chick -Neil

Vegatable Rights and peace -Neil

We quibble over terms! Suffice it to say that that vacuum is one hell of a sucker.. and i don't mean its easily fooled! -Mike

Mike: Neil, it is very rare you interest me, but today you have. Why do you keep coming in here, carrying a cake, and saying surprise? Neil: It's my birthday. Mike: Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care, so where's the surprise? (Summer Holiday)

Neil: Oh yeah, that's a good idea isn't it? Yeah - let's all bring Neil down. That'll relieve the boredom. Vyvyan: Will it? OK - er, shut up Neil you ugly poo-faced git! (Summer Holiday)

Mike: What's two foot long with a big round head? Helen: Don't know. Mike: No, nor do I, but I keep finding it in my cornflakes... (Time)