Fiend Grrl EVILDRAGONs Fiance DARK PRI...'s blog: "The Young Ones Quotes"

Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover? Mike: Drinking heavily the night before. (Time)

Vyvyan: No, I just don't understand - how? Was she unconscious? Rick: What Vyvyan - do I detect a little spark of jealousy? Vyvyan: Ha! I'm not jealous! I find the idea of spending a night with you completely revolting! (Time)

Vyvyan: Now, where was I? Mike: You were over there by the front door. Vyvyan: No, before that Michael! Oh God - I gotta stop sniffing this Ajax. (Nasty)

Woman: Do you dig graves? Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah. (Nasty)

Vyvyan: Could I borrow a cup of sugar please? Neighbour: Another one? How many's that you've had? You'll rot your teeth you know. Vyvyan: Yeah, I was a bit worried about that, so I had all mine kicked out before I came round. These are Neil's. (Cash)

Neil: Come on guys, I don't think we should let this experience bring us down. After all, what's so wrong with dirty clothes anyway? Rick: Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty. Mike: Dirty duvet, dirty mind. Vyvyan: Yeah - my knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together. (Bambi)

Neil: It was getting really hot. Then I thought oh no, I should have put out that sociology file that was burning on Rick's bed. Vyvyan: Yeah, I did that. Trying to make Rick think I was hiding in his bedroom. Neil: What? You set fire to Rick's bedroom? I think that's a really selfish thing to do Vyvyan. I was hiding in there - you could have given me away! (Flood)

Rick: I notice you haven't written the call down in the book, Mike. That's very interesting, isn't it? I mean, we've got this book here to write down all the calls we make in. I suppose you forgot, did you? Well, I wonder how many other times you conveniently forgot? Mike: Rick, what are you talking about? This is a pay phone. (Bomb)

TV detector man: Where's your toilet? Neil: Oh, upstairs. Just follow your nose. (Bomb)