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Questions To Make You Go Hmmmmmmm?
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a " penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------

:( Fubar Changed Settings Again
When I first joined fubar, I could access it from internet explorer from my phone. Then a few months ago, they changed their settings and I could no longer access fubar from internet explorer. I downloaded Opera Mobile and fubar worked again. I was so happy. However, they changed their settings again a few days ago because now I can no longer access fubar from internet explorer nor opera mobile. I am so upset. I liked being able to check on fubar when I wasn't home. No more of that now :( Well, hope everyone is has an awesome week! Orgasmic Aimee Please rate my blog. Thanks!

So Far Apart Second Draft
when were were not talkin i fell so alone yet there is such a calm when i have you on the phone weve never met but you have stolin my heart trust you wont tear it apart cant wait to have you near cuz my love is sincire reaching for the phone so i dont feel alone cant wait till were near and i can cast aside all fear reaching out to you what am i to do feeling so lone so i reach for the phone cant wait to finaly meet so all these fears can retreat my heart skips a beat,whenever I hear your voice on the phone when i talk to you i no longer feel alone

Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT"

Are You Happy, Comfortable???
SLEEP LAST NIGHT?...«««bed a little lumpy?...«««Toss and turn any?...«««Wish the heat was higher?...«««Maybe the a/c wasn't on?...«««Had to go to the john?...«««Need a drink of water?...???Yes.. It is like that!Count your blessings, pray for them,andthe next time when...the other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes,or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be,or you're served slightly warm food at the restaurant,or you're sitting and cursing the traffic in front of you,or the shower runs out of hot water,Think of them...Protecting your freedom!

30 Things To Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrin

Here Are The First Two Pics We Have Recieved Of The Truck My Husband Was Driving
OKAY YALL DAY 2 OF MY HUBBYS RECOVERY IS WORSE THEN EVER MORE SWELLING HAS DEVELOPED IN HIS LOWER BACK BRUISES ARE STARTING TO COME OUT MORE AND MORE ALL OVER HIS BODY WHICH WE NEW TO EXSPECT. HES IN GREAT PAIN BUT HE RESTING AND TAKING IT EASY. WE JUST RECIEVED THESE 2 PICS OF THE TRUCK THAT HE WAS DRIVING AND I WANTED TO SHARE THESE WITH YOU ALL. I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION TO THESE PICS CAUSE THEY ARE WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOU ALL AT ANYTIME. THESE ARE JUST THE BACK OF THE TRUCK BECAUSE HIS BOSS WAS NOT ABLE TO GET INSIDE THE IMPOUND YARD UNTIL TOMORROW TO GET PICS OF THE REST OF THE TRUCK BUT I WILL POST MORE PICS AS WE GET THEM.

Comment Me/rate Me Please!!!
Comment me/rate me please!!! date: 2007-08-05 19:42:39 I know i'm at a level that takes quite a while to level up in but any points anyone can give me would be much appreciated an i will return the love ASAP!

I Give Up
Ok I have to see that there is something about me thats not what men want for a gf.. Im so sick of men wanting me for just sex.. more so the men like this fat fucker that keeps writing me about WOULD I HAVE SEX FOR MONEY. u know what F U.. Not only that im sick of the whole lieing.. If ur a man then act like one.. I know im not pretty or in the best shape. I also know that I like to be spoild.. Never had it before so DUH like it when i get it.. U know i hate this cause i dont want to be alone.. An i have found some one that im happy with.. An he has all the things i want in a man.. But two things.. Does not want me in that way. An looks at other girls. Im not one of a kind.. Im just not that girl.. All i get feed is BS.. Y cant i have that good man.. why cant i be treated well and be able to call them mine.. Im puting my heart up.. i wont fill with it any more.. I want love with it only for my kids and family.. there are friends i love.. but i just cant do this.. I will always be a fri

Update On Japp
well i went to the hospital and got to see japp for the first time and shes doing good! the doctor told her as long as the test results come back good she can go home tomorrow!! he said him and someone looked at them and they looked ok to them but they want the head person to look over them so lets all keep our finger's crossed that they are good so she can go home tomorrow!! Thanks again for the sweet messages you guys sent me!! hope yall have a great week!! xoxo

My First Time
It was my first time ever, And I'll never forget. I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone: Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were brown, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best, I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame; All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time ever At milking a cow...

Number 12
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting.

If You Were My Boyfriend...
how many times a day would you kiss me? would you have sex with me? how many times a day would you just want to hold me? would you take me places? would you love me? if we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? would you take me anywhere special? If I was sick... what would you do? If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? would u tell me? would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? Would you care about what i wore when we out ? Would you go to the Club with me? If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? If i cheated on you would you take me back? Would u give me your myspace password? If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? If i said i loved you would you say it back?

Sacrifices For Marriage
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his ass. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," he replied, "I get all t

Number 11
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

Dinner With The Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his he

Freedom To Dream And To Change
Quote "freedom to differ is not limited to things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to things that touch the heart of the existing order."

I Followed
** i followed you down. down beneath the ground and dug my way to you i saw the dirt under your nails i saw the black in your eyes i dug until i saw it in me i followed you down further through the black my shovel is heavy though baby i don't think i can carry anymore my hands are tired my eyes are slowly loosing their sight but i follow you baby trying to fight my way to your side i hate looking to your back you've taken me to far now baby i can't find the light the dirt isn't coming off baby i can't find my way back i followed you down beneath the ground trying to get to you i lost me baby i followed you so far and took so much away i can't find me baby only you i hurt people with this shovel baby i killed souls to look you in the face i lost my wings to stand at your side my light is completely gone is this what you wanted baby because your not showing me how to dig anymore you've taken the shovel boxed me in and left

Number 9
New Rule : Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those celebrities playing poker was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh no wait! They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

So Far Apart
when were were not talkin i fell so alone yet there is such a calm when i have you on the phone weve never met but you have stolin my heart trust you wont tear it apart cant wait to have you near cuz my love is sincire reaching for the phone so i dont feel alone cant wait till were near and i can cast aside all fear reaching out to you what am i to do feeling so lone so i reach for the phone cant wait to finaly meet so all these fears can retreat

Number 8
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "chicken with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

Death Cab For Cutie - Crooked Teeth
It was one hundred degrees, as we sat beneath a willow tree, Who's tears didn't care, they just hung in the air, and refused to fall, to fall. And I knew I'd made horrible call, And now the state line felt like the Berlin wall, And there was no doubt about which side I was on. Cause I built you a home in my heart, With rotten wood, it decayed from the start. Cause you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. No you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. I braved treacherous streets, And kids strung out on homemade speed. And we shared a bed in which I could not sleep, At all. Cause at night the sun in retreat, Made the skyline look like crooked teeth, In the mouth of a man who was devouring, us both. You're so cute when you're slurring your speech, But they're closing the bar and they want us to leave. And you can't find nothing at all, If there was nothing there all along. No you can't find nothing a

Coheed And Cambria - Delirium Trigger
We're now, up here alone Terror on the intercom Can someone save us Systems malfunction Blast it this damn machine Over and out captain Something lurks Creeps on the counter top Somewhere behind you Parasitic cyst I can't stand to watch It's coming up and out of your chest (Remember when we were young) A-sit up, right on the table A photograph, of Earth feeding me a way back A-frightened I tear alone or maybe not The only one out there (Hello...) hello, when it rings will you answer? There, in the corner tall short stance it's you Come on, kill me You made a good friend, to me While you were outnumbered and torn They made us do things... Oh dear God, I don't feel alive When you're cut short of misery Will you pray it be the end Give a look, surprise, wide eyes to me Then you'll know just what I am The scar that triggers, you'll feel Come know me in a different light, now Come know me as God You made a good friend, to me While you were outnu

Thoughts Resurfacing
i just realized after laying in the dark, that my child would've been 8 months old now. i wonder what he or she would've looked like....? it doesn't pay to think on such things when my eyes are dried up...

Volume Xxx - Exhaustion Reigns
After 6 and 3/4 days of work, especially in 90+ degree heat, I am STILL exhausted. And it wasn't just the heat that has gotten to my system. Numerous events in the past week have worked their way inside my subconsious, and have drained me...or what is left of me. Everyday, during work, and sometimes afterwards, there were numerous arguments and squabbles (sometimes just barely falling short of fistfights) among my co-workers and I. The cause of these, basically, is their belief that they simply do not have to listen to anything I say, even though I am, in fact, their superior. I'm not allowed to fire them, as there are not enough experienced fence workers waiting to fill the vacancies. So I'm FORCED to tolerate stupidity, ignorance, laziness, and shortcuts. It annoys me to no end. Friday was the worst. We were building a 4'6" high scalloped spaced picket, with two gates. We had such a fighting chance to finish it that afternoon, instead of having to go back there Saturday, in

Ani Difranco - Not A Pretty Girl
I am not a pretty girl That is not what I do I ain't no damsel in distress And I don't need to be rescued So put me down punk Maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere? I am not an angry girl But it seems like I've got everyone fooled Every time I say something they find hard to hear They chalk it up to my anger And never to their own fear And imagine you're a girl Just trying to finally come clean Knowing full well they'd prefer you Were dirty and smiling And I am sorry I am not a maiden fair And I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere And generally my generation Wouldn't be caught dead working for the man And generally I agree with them Trouble is you gotta have yourself an alternate plan And I have earned my disillusionment I have been working all of my life And I am a patriot I have been fighting the good fight And what if there are no damsels in distress? What if I knew that and I called your bluff? Don't

Forget Him
FORGET HIM Forget his name Forget his face, Forget his kiss, His warm embrace. Forget the love that you once knew, Remember he has someone new. Forget him when they played your song, Remember when you cried all night long. Forget how close you once were, Remember that he has chosen her. forget how you memorized his walk, forget the way he use to talk. Forget the things he use to say, Remember he has gone away. Forget his laugh forget his grin, Forget the dimples on his chin. Forget the way he held you tight, Remember he's with her tonight. Forget the time that went so fast, Forget the love that moved its past. Forget he said he'd leave you never, Remember he's gone forever.

I Have Learned...
I have learned... In four days I am turning 30 years old. As a young girl 30 seemed so old...so crotchety. Its amazing. How time screams past you. When I was a child I always wanted to be a mom. I wanted to stay at home with my children, drink coffee while watching the sun come up and think of inventive new ideas for the usage of Popsicle sticks. And I have. For 12 years I have swiped snot, kissed boo-boo's and sat through play dates with my children. I have attended parent teacher conferences become a room mother and volunteered to be the "box top" mom. Each holiday I put together 65 *enter holiday here* goodie bags for all the class mates and I have cut out more alphabets then I can name. It has been fun. It has been enlightening. I have enjoyed being here when they wake and kissing them back to dreams. I am 30.....minus 4 days. I feel like I am still 17 in many ways. And I feel older in other ways. I am open with my body, with my sexuality, with my hea

Rain
Reflections on a window display the pouring rain, beads of moisture glisten and wash across the pane. Reflections from the other side show a face that cannot hide the gentle flowing teardrops, shedding all the pain, 'till all emotions cried, and the last eye's been dried - then letting only love remain, looking out at rain.

Sleep Last Night?
SLEEP LAST NIGHT?... ↓ ↓ ↓ bed a little lumpy?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Toss and turn any?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Wish the heat was higher?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Maybe the a/c wasn't on?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Had to go to the john?... ↓ ↓ ↓ Need a drink of water?... ? ? ? Yes.. It is like that! Count your blessings, pray for them, and the next time when... the other car cuts you off and you must hit the brakes, or you have to park a little further from Walmart than you want to be, or you're served slightly warm food at the restaurant, or you're sitting and cursing the traffic in front of you, or the shower runs out of hot water, Think of them... Protecting your freedom!

Licia 8-5-07
Okay guys it's time to get the love together and give it up to these hotties! first up is Kira, she's a sweet girly from WV and is as real as they come. if you want someone who will make you laugh when you're having a bad day, you're gonna want this star on your list! Kira.. * I love my slutty bitch*@ fubar next we have Drew, he's a cool guy i met one day just by chance and I can't seem to get rid of him for anything, but he's always there to help a friend in need check him out! drew64_4**Underground Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##Owner of ☼§TheMILFBombers§@ fubar Squirt is a down a$$ chick from the deep south, sassy and completely insane....all the great qualities of a friend. SqUirT@ fubar Which brings me to the Coolest Guy Ever, which i could agrue is also the sweetest guy ever, if you don't have him on your friends list WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! .:Coolest Guy Ever™ (FUBARS FINEST™):.@ fubar Unwanted is anything but that, i've known this chica since i wa

Number7
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from figuring which way to slide my card, entering my PIN number, finding and pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my candy bar.

The Light
Erratic behavior in your mind Your soul~It will not unwind! Clenched..deep..between darkness and light You try, ~with every breath of night The endless pain you hold deep within Your soul is shattered,deep in sin Life is broken,Dreams are still Never again ~at free will For that.It was taken and tried Only for your soul to be defied Rage and Anger seeps within Waiting for light to pass ~once again Your mind,ever tempered ~so strong Your heart in soul could never be wrong A reawakening ever so near Light needed to make clear

Three Wise Women?
Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women? You might get the following: * They would have asked for directions. * They would have arrived on time. * They would have helped deliver the baby. * They would have cleaned the stables. * They would have brought practical gifts. * They would have made a casserole. But what would have happened when they left? You'd have heard: * "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?" * "I heard Joseph isn't even working right now." * "And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too." * "Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school." * "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph." * "Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?" * "Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!"

Avada Kadavra
So... went to see Harry Potter today with Alec. We watched in IMAX 3D... OMG. It was great :D hehehe... Now... if you know me, you know I LOVE Harry Potter :) I've read all of the books (well I'm almost done with the new one) and I own all of the DVDs and have now seen all of the movies. I enjoyed it A LOT :P So... Now all I need is to see The Simpsons Movie. :) YAY I'm a Geek!

Relax
The gently tapered wings of swift lake swallows, cut through the air like soft whispering sighs, while they dart in and out of a clustered hovering mass of mayflies, that drift just inches above the shimmering lake that reflects the orange hued light of the setting sun. On a floating dock, worn in spots by the rubbing of moored boats, I sit in a weathered adirondack chair with the purpose of only to relax to the rhythmic rocking caused by small rolling waves from cruising pleasure boats, with people waving as they pass by. Looking down through the clear jade tinted waters I notice the octagonal amber markings on a small box turtle that seems to be ambling, rather than swimming through the still water as it passes by, seemingly without a care for anything but its mysterious unknown destination. These moments pass fleetingly, but remain ingrained in my mind for those times where I feel the sides pressing in, my escape is into these simple moments, where all that t

Guts Vs. Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each, is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the backside and having the balls to say: "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $8.00 to come to the movies and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" ... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it?

My True Love
my true love is jared warnick. hes the best bf in the world right know. he makes me laugh, smile, and cry at times when he sings to me.he got a sexy voice that makes me tingle all over. he proposed to me in a chatroom on paltalk in front of all my friends and his and i was shock that he did that, but if thats ur tue love its okay. i love u jared my sexy brown bear. muahssssssss

Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific
A woman was at work when a man said, "You're hair smells nice." She went straight to her boss and said, "A man said my hair smells nice." He in return said, "What's wrong with that, it does." She said, "The man who said that was a midget."

L.l.p.
Lust, love, passion fills my mind.. As I yearn for you to be with me tonight. To savor each sensual kiss that will bonds us tonight for the first time. My body aches for your tender touch I have to be honest, you're the only man I've ever wanted. Feeling your warm soft breath on my neck, as you whisper sweet words I've been longing to hear you say. Words that prove the love you possess for me. As our love flowing through us is not mere fantasy Your lips brush my eyes, my lips, my ear I feel your heart beat next to mine Right now, the line between right and wrong is so fine You kiss my chest, my stomach, my legs "I want all of you," my body begs You kiss me hard and so passionately As you finally take me I can feel you....I can feel all of you My body begs for more As my thighs grow sore I scream out in ecstasy Feeling the tightness grow inside of me I feel the tightness burst And it quenches my sexual thirst As our bodies unwind I feel your lips on mine Moving

A Sensitive Man
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,"Well, how was it?" "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Lady By Day
Lady by day Sultry seductress by night Spank me Tie me please me thru the night Can I start with my thoughts On how I want to tease an please this night Straddling your thighs A lap dance given Stiff member between us Aching for attention Needing my touch As I want to please you so much Kiss me Suck me I am on my knees Fill my mouth Make me cry Pull my hair Commence to fly Soar in ecstasy Hinged by thought Take me…use me Hold me Soothe me Descend from high Was that just me? All abandon left Was that just me? Sultry temptress I dare not say A lady won’t admit What your seductress enjoys Demurely I sit Give in to me Relieve this yearning. End this tormented suffering. Take off your clothes... With every intent focused on me Give in to me. For now I Return to the girl Reserved and shy Until I unveil Dark passions cry...

Top 15 Favorite Country Songs
1. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 2. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 5. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 6. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 7. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're still Here 9. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 10. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 11. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 12. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 13. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 14. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 15. I ain't Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, but I've Sure Woken Up With A Few

Yet Again
Yet again I have opened my mouth and made someone mad. Someone I care a lot about. He doesn't seem to understand that I am frustrated and would like to talk. Why it is sooo hard for him to talk to me I will never know. Oh well I will probably never see him again after this month is over. Why does life have to be so hard?????

As I Mature...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care some people are just a$$holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learned that shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a releationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care mos

Togetherness
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In the morning, Little Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. "No". Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" "No." "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue. "

Number 7
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

Sonnets 41-50
XLI Those pretty wrongs that liberty commits, When I am sometime absent from thy heart, Thy beauty, and thy years full well befits, For still temptation follows where thou art. Gentle thou art, and therefore to be won, Beauteous thou art, therefore to be assail'd; And when a woman woos, what woman's son Will sourly leave her till he have prevail'd? Ay me! but yet thou might'st my seat forbear, And chide thy beauty and thy straying youth, Who lead thee in their riot even there Where thou art forced to break a twofold truth:-- Hers by thy beauty tempting her to thee, Thine by thy beauty being false to me. XLII That thou hast her it is not all my grief, And yet it may be said I loved her dearly; That she hath thee is of my wailing chief, A loss in love that touches me more nearly. Loving offenders thus I will excuse ye: Thou dost love her, because thou know'st I love her; And for my sake even so doth she abuse me, Suffering my friend for my sake to appr

The Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and then fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

One Liners And Truths
1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. 4. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. 5. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. 6. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. 7. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 8. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are y

Sonnets 31-40
XXXI Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts, Which I by lacking have supposed dead; And there reigns Love, and all Love's loving parts, And all those friends which I thought buried. How many a holy and obsequious tear Hath dear religious love stol'n from mine eye, As interest of the dead, which now appear But things remov'd that hidden in thee lie! Thou art the grave where buried love doth live, Hung with the trophies of my lovers gone, Who all their parts of me to thee did give, That due of many now is thine alone: Their images I lov'd, I view in thee, And thou (all they) hast all the all of me. XXXII If thou survive my well-contented day, When that churl Death my bones with dust shall cover And shalt by fortune once more re-survey These poor rude lines of thy deceased lover, Compare them with the bett'ring of the time, And though they be outstripped by every pen, Reserve them for my love, not for their rhyme, Exceeded by the height of happier men. O!

Sonnets 21-30
XXI So is it not with me as with that Muse, Stirred by a painted beauty to his verse, Who heaven itself for ornament doth use And every fair with his fair doth rehearse, Making a couplement of proud compare With sun and moon, with earth and sea's rich gems, With April's first-born flowers, and all things rare, That heaven's air in this huge rondure hems. O! let me, true in love, but truly write, And then believe me, my love is as fair As any mother's child, though not so bright As those gold candles fixed in heaven's air: Let them say more that like of hearsay well; I will not praise that purpose not to sell. XXII My glass shall not persuade me I am old, So long as youth and thou are of one date; But when in thee time's furrows I behold, Then look I death my days should expiate. For all that beauty that doth cover thee, Is but the seemly raiment of my heart, Which in thy breast doth live, as thine in me: How can I then be elder than thou art? O! there

Barbie's Christmas List
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 2004 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2004: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap o

Me...lately
well, here we are again. i'm finally posting another blog, not like any of you really care. this blog is basically what i feel like lately. i feel like i'm missing something in my life. it seems like life and everything else is passing me by. it's not beeen the best year for me by any means. honestly i think my life sucks. my so called friends don't seem to actually BE friends. i've tried for years to be a friend to a few people but it feels like the feelings are far from mutual. i have major trust issues with people. a few people think they know me, but they have no idea who i am. i've been trying to change who i am lately but nobody seems to believe who i'm wanting to become. i know everyone thinks i'm just a big, dorky perv but they couldn't be further from the truth. i've only acted that way for so long because everyone expected it from me. it's time to change that. way passed time for this. i think only one or two people have even given me a chance to show them i'm trying to cha

Cam Girl Profile: Femme
This week's journey to the center of the FOUNDRY CAMS has put us face-to-face (almost) wiith the Barbie-doll-esque Femme. We know you've seen Femme shake her magnificent ass on camera at least once. She has Rocked out in her F*CK ME shirt, and she was also in our 'This Is For the Soldiers' Tribute video. You may have also seen her making a FOUNDRY CAM girl pyramid with Nicole and Sweet Victoria. We fired off a howitzer full of questions, and she fired back a catapult full of answers... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Femme: Lips on the back of my neck. Breath on the back of my neck. Teeth on the back of my neck. Anything on the back of my neck makes me melt. :) DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Femme: I can walk across a room on my hands. I use to be a gymnast, so I am very flexible and quite strong. Jesus H. Christ Almighty...stay just like that, Femme... we're coming!! Click the pic, fools... She's Online Now! DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at

Jack & Jill's Wedding
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that". Jill paused and removed her panties and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but

I Miss Bill Clinton!
This is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada . When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I

Prayer
A Soldier's Prayer Almighty Father, Whose Command is over all and Whose Love never faileth, let me be aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and in deed, and helping me so to soldier and to live so as to stand unashamed and unafraid before my fellow soldiers, my loved ones, and Thee. Protect those in whose love I live. Give me the will to do the work of a man and to accept my share of responsibilities with a strong heart and a cheerful mind. Make me considerate of those entrusted to my leadership and faithful to the duties my country has entrusted to me. Let my uniform remind me daily of the traditions of the Service of which I am a part. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, bestow upon me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of Thy truth ~ and keep be

Numbe 6
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answered, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ..so does she. "

Whats On My Mind Lately
I dont feel like me and Robby have any time together anymore.I no longer get on the computer if he is at home because id rather spend time with him.It doesnt happen though.Either Im a sleep or he is a sleep.I know it shouldnt bother me when he gets on the computer but it does.I dont care if he does it while I am asleep but when I am awake I just wish he would spend his time with me.I miss all the time we used to spend together.I miss him even though he is right here with me.

Women's Revenge
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Total Eclipse Of The Heart (bonnie Tyler )
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (Bonnie Tyler ) Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and

Update..
Well my cousin is still in ICU, she is listed in Stable condition now, but the nurses and doctors said that she could take a turn for the worse.. She now has fluid in her lungs, and is still on the machine that breaths for her.. She is still delusional... She is taking small baby steps to recovery, but it is going to be a very long road.. she is not out of the woods, and wont be for a long time.. Im not sure if I mentioned it in my last blog or not, but when she was put in ICU they gave her an IV in her main artery(by the heart).. Because the antibiotics and pain medication, basically anything they need to give her, will get to her a lot faster than a regular IV would.. They are keeping her pretty much sedated.. Please continue to keep her in your prayers.. Thank you.. Also, I don't know if you all read the blog about my grandparents dog.. Sadly to say, he had to be put to sleep yesterday...

Deranged State Of Mind......(with Me Thats Most All The Time)
“Before you read this you must know that it was written While in a distraught, confused, questionable, perhaps even deranged state of mind. But hey, I can look back at it and smile now, Even if it wasn’t so funny then. I know things must get better”. “Now for the thoughts from my distraught, confused, questionable, perhaps Even deranged state of mind”. (laughing fiendishly) TheUnLoved ® 07-31-07 So open minded, but yet your eyes are closed. You listen so well, but you never hear Me. You ask for My advice, Yet you turn to others for the answers. The little things are what matters, To often simple gestures go un-noticed. You ask Me questions, I give You answers. I ask You questions, You get defensive. I sense something is wrong, I offer to help, but only if You allow Me. We once were good for each other. I know so much about You, Likewise you know about Me. What used to be wonde

Poem About My Vision Of Christ >it Is The Truth Ive Seen Jesus In Spirit> Read >>>>>>>
I love life , I have lived ; Yet Ive suffered tremendously to by anothers hand. I lived , I learned I understand , I cope and pray every day To Our Lord ; To show me Thy way ; He answers my prayers some soon, some not . Yet im discouraged not. He never puts on me more of a load then I can handel He is my Lord and ill follow. I been a blessed and am loved dearly by my Lord He came to me one early morn. showed me is scars and his love he was there all aglow above my bed where I was He did not speek but he semed to communicate to me thru my heart and oh he was there He was My lord ; and I could not look into his face it was a glow so brite you see a hallow of such maginitude it was blinding to look in hs face to see but I know it be Jesus indeed He set me free to have a new life he washed me clean in his blood He showed me scars on hands and feet as I looked I did weep Now as I look on my life , I see I was to learn lessons valuable to me yet

Just A Random Writing
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR FACE, YET YOUR ALWAYS IN MY THOUGHTS. I HAVE NEVER FELT YOUR TOUCH, YET I LONG FOR IT. I HAVE NEVER KISSED YOUR LIPS, YET THEY HAUNT MY DREAMS. I HAVE NEVER HELD YOUR HAND, BUT I HOLD YOU IN MY HEART. I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR SMILE, BUT I KNOW THAT IT LIGHTS UP A ROOM. I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOUR LAUGH, BUT I KNOW THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC. I HAVE NEVER BEEN HELD IN YOUR ARMS, YET THATS WHERE I LONG TO BE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR PRESENCE, YET I CAN FEEL IT ALL AROUND ME. I HAVE HEARD YOUR VOICE A THOUSAND TIMES, YET EACH TIME I DO MAKES MY DAY. I MAY NEVER UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS, MABYE THEY ARE JUST THE MAGIC OF YOU.

Bullshit And Theworld Of Wankers.
you know whats gay? the fact that i have no friends. now that sounds bad. i have friends. but really not many at all...like 5. anygays. its fucked up when youre peoples chose god damn world of shitwhores over kickin it with yous. its fucked up. me-"hey you wanna jam?" them-"yeah, sure come on over!" five minutes pass... me-"dude, i thought we were jammin?" them-"i know but my guild (circle jerks) needs me to help butt fuck these dwarves and shit....you can hang out till im done" me-"no thats cool...theres like 44 other things i think id rather do...like put a clamp on my balls or somethin." i mean what the fuck. fucking queerbait. now im going to sit here and look up ass and titties in the interwebz... god damnit.

Number 2
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Caviar?

Win A Tropical Vacation From :porcelain!!
I (Porcelain) am willing to give someone a Tropical Vacation if the Fan, rate and comment on all my pics and stash. When finished you can contact My fubar Hubby Gimptastic he will tally up your rates and comments and let me know that you have done it... REMEMBER..THIS IS FOR PORCELAIN(IN MY FAMILY SECTION), NOT ME. GO TO HER PROFILE AND DO ALL THAT IS LISTED AND SHE WILL GIVE YOU A TROPICAL VACATION AS SOON AS YOU COMMENT ME AND I VERIFY THAT YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST. GOOD LUCK!

Number 1
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.Com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days-he's mowing my lawn.

A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Gettin It Off My Chest
Current mood: crushed Category: Blogging well i gotta start of by sayin that i have 2 adult kids tho they act as if were lil babies!!! I wish i could help with everything for them but i know that i cant do it all!!! They gonna have to grow up & find themselves for themselves. I knew when Sean said Sam was gonna sell his car to him, it was gonna be a big mistake, but well they r 2 adults, just not a good idea to sell to family is all i can say. Never a good idea..... but oh well. I just know this was supposed to be a very happy day 2day. I was supposed to meet Sean's Gf, and not try to embarrass him....(too much). Well that didnt happen cuz the 2 of them had to start fightin, ( like lil babies ) again. Their dad try to stop the fightin and well that didnt help either, alot of fuck yous were said and yelled back n forth, & then money talk came out, yes son we borrowed money from u, but u have to remember too, that when u had no money, who gave u money, when u had no car, w

Condom Packs
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!" With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

Little Johnny
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play." Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with." Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?" "I wanna play 'Mummy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply. Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?" Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you're taking a nap." Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mum goes upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up

The Price Of Confession
A man enters a confessional. He says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs sl

Jokes For "her".....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR, Three men -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q, Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q. What's the difference between men and women? A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q. How does a man keep his youth? A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails? A. Rename the folder "Instruction manuals." or "Directions" Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 spe

F R I E N D S H I P P O E M S
f r i e n d s h i p p o e m s A BEST FRIEND A best friend is always there, whether you need advice, or a pep talk, or even a shoulder to cry on. A best friend listens with her heart and is always honest with you, even though the truth may not be what you want to hear. A best friend knows all your secrets, understands your fears shares your dreams. A best friend never stops believing in you even if you give up on yourself. you are that kind of friend to me. And no matter what happens, you always will be. You are my best friend.... my forever friend. A friend is a person to laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, the memories of a true friendship will last forever. A friend is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold a piece of a person in his heart. Someon

Talking About Wonderful World
trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and you And I think to myself, what a wonderful world I see skies of blue and clouds of white The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night And I think to myself, what a wonderful world The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people going by I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?" They're really saying "I love you" I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow They'll learn much more than I'll ever know And I think to myself, what a wonderful world Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world Oh yeah

The Angels Cry
There is always a calmness before the storm The clouds are all darkened as they form Thundering skies echo across the land Untold signs are washed from the sand It becomes all quiet and not a sound is heard You can listen for voices but you hear not a word Then like some magical wonder from above The angels begin to cry and send down their love Their tears are falling for you and for me To touch us all and to set us all free They send down their love with such beauty and grace I lift up my head and let the tears touch my face Washing our souls from the hurt that we feel Washing our souls from the pain that is real And when they have finished their crying all done Those clouded skies depart to bring out the sun And if you watch closely and look way up high You will see a rainbow of colors appear in the sky Colors of joy that are warm and not cold God's given promise for us to hold

Stars
I look to the sky at night and admire the beauty of the stars. I stand in awe of their brilliance; They are as shining and constant and they have been since the beginning of time. They light the heavens and fill our hearts with wonder. When one burns out, another takes its place; for they are eternal. Wherever you are, they guide you from their home high above the earth. At times, they seem close enough to touch, as they transport your dreams far away. Their magic compels us to offer up wishes for their consideration. They make us realize that even when the sky is the darkest, a tiny beacon of light still shines through. They are God's reminder to us that some things really do go on forever.

Zombies?
So all I've done today is watch Zombie movies new and old and the only question that constantly pops up in my head is, "Would a dog attack suit save you from zombie bites?" I mean they got to, right? And if they did keep you safe then there's the temporary solution, just wear a dog attack suit, and go about your business.

Immortal
She is forever standing at our secret pond beneath our loving tree. Welcome late-spring breeze lifting summer dress and hat ever so slightly. She is dropping a rose frozen forever in time it cascades from her hand. Around her, the pond, the cat-tails, the bird song, all captured deliciously. She is smiling playfully as rose follows petals to rest amidst lily-pads. A buzz of bumblebee, breeze dancing leaves above, mid-morning sun seems to kiss her. She laughs hearing her name turns with anticipation burned forever is the sight. Even as life continues - for that split second her beauty is immortalized.

Just For Shits And Giggles
Numerology for rennie for 8/5/2007 In Your Public Life... Words that embody your presence are "Artist, Gladiator, Justice, Priest, Retreat, Tornado, Truth". Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Decision, Dolphin, Travel, Tundra, Watcher". In Your Private Life... Words that embody your presence are "Abuse, Blood, Bondage, Crime, Cycle, Evil, Famine, Fling, Fool, Ring, Sex, Son, Thief, Tree". Words that embody the people or things that you interact with are "Charity, Commune, Cosmos, Daughter, Fervor, Lantern, Martini, Pluto, Spectacle, Vampire". Words that embody things that you may be a part of are "Destruction". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Transformation". In Your Spiritual Life... Words that embody your presence are "Emissary, Labyrinth, Octopus, Overlord, Parliament, Psychedelic, Scorpion, Struggle, Succubus, Supply". Words that embody people or things in your periphery are "Anonymity, Attention

Thanks To All My Wonderful Friends!!
I WANT TO SAY I HAVE THE BEST OF FRIENDS ANYONE COULD ASK FOR. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR ALL THE HARD WORK YOU ALL PUT IN THE PAST 10 DAYS FOR ME. I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS WITH OUT ALL OF YOU. I WISH I COULD GIVE EACH OF YOU A BIG HUG FROM ME. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. BIG HUGS TO ALL FROM ME LADY DI ...@ fubar

Guys
What is wrong with you? Seriously? I mean I know us women aren't exactly perfect or anything but fuck! Some women are vindictive, mean, rude, liars, cheaters, and just plain evil but shit, the last 4 guys that i've been with, went out with, dated have been crazy. I'm not talking "haha he just jumped off a bridge into the river" crazy, i'm talking "He flips the fuck out when I talk to another guy even though we aren't tgether, and he rips my clothes off when I try to get away from him" crazy. So seriously, what is wrong with you? I love how you all sit there and say how you would never hit a women, and you respect her wishes, and you wouldn't ever disrespect her, and any guy that lays a hand on a female is a pussy and you'll "kick his ass" then you all turn around and do the same fucking things that you talk shit about. I just don't get it, is there something wrong with me where I just attract that kind of guy, or is there seriously not that guy out there, the one that says what he

Heart Strings
Oh morning, first the sun a razor blade violin 2 notes and a signature on one. for death is the greatest charmer the perfect offer, free of charge fine print sees the ultimate price. there are strings that have intertwined coiling around the heart, a mighty serpent who was first the light. do i continue to breathe, letting the squeeze grow tighter?

F**k Racist Ignorant People!!!
Okay now I am HOT and PISSED! This ignorant fukka is rating my stashes and comes to a pic of Gwen Stefani and leaves a comment saying..."too bad she forgot she's white" so i send him a shout as shown below, well dayummm, yep everyone is entitled to their opinion, but Don't bring that bunch of shit to my page unless I ASK for it....I don't believe the MO FO even knows that my Fiance/Master/Love of my life is B L A C K and I am COLOR BLIND!!! Man, if any of you others feel the way the azz below has demonstrated, for real, keep it away from me or get off my friends list COMPLETELY because I will NOT TOLERATE IT! UNDERSTAND?? Thanks!!!!!!! ~~~~~Convo between dumb fukk and i...needless to say, i blocked his sorry WHITE LIL PENIS AZZ!!~~~~ ->Mentally I...: well u shouldn't have just dropped a comment like that because it's an ignorant /racist comment.....keep it off my page, in case u didn't know....my fiance is Black, and I am color blind and i do / will not tolerate i

Speaking Outloud....
Hmmmm... of late through much contempaltion i have come to the conclusion that.. Life is a complete play ground.. You got your bullies that have yet to learn not to piss there beds at night. You have your little dainty girls that omg if they get their hands dirty they are gonna run to the play ground monitor and have them wipe the dirt of their hands.. IE sissy girls... You got the ones that go to the back of the play ground to do gawd knows what smoking and such.. then you got the ones that are like me.. that are hoggin up the field to play football, soccer, whatevewr just to run off the energy then hit the swings to see who can flip around the swing about three times around the pole at the top because you feel like your flying...whooohoooo or even better get as high as you can and jump out and watch everyone drop their teeth because you beat the other person in distance by a good 6 feet.. WOOT! Then you got the shy ones that stand at the wall and just watch.. those are the ones you g

Being Spied On
So last night I was walking to the pool. I got a text saying "im watching you" I ignored it and went on. About a minute later I got another text saying the same thing, I replied haha very funny. Then I got another text saying I was being watched walking from my apartment to the pool. So I texted back and told Justin to stop fucking around (cuz I thought it was Justin) I got another text saying this isnt Justin. I looked around and wrote back "whatever" Got another text saying "Dont fuck with me bitch" Yeah I was a little scared but still went on to the pool. I was sitting in the pool when I heard a loud bag right behind me. I got my stuff and ran back to the apartment. Came inside and was about to change when the door slammed open. I grabbed a knife and went running to see what it was. Someone had slammed the door open and tripped over chairs while getting away. Someone was actually in my apartment spying on me!! Now I have to sleep with a knife and bat by my bed. This really freaked m

Soulmates
As a child you learn of a soul mate…a person made perfectly for you, your two souls become connected as one and are destined to be together until the end of time. Through adolescence you grasp on to this idea of a soul mate, believing you will someday find the one. But after much heartache and many rivers of tears, this notion you've held onto for years begins to fade. As time goes by, day by day, year after year, you move forward, accepting of your failures and proud of your successes…until that day. This is a day like any other, it begins no differently than yesterday and the days before, but it is a day that will change you forever, a day that the magic and fantasy of a soul mate becomes real. For each of us it happens differently…the holding of eye contact, an introduction, a smile. Regardless of how it began, the moment is unforgettable. It was a magical moment, frozen in time, the surroundings, the smells, the feeling you felt. The rush of warmth through

Everytime It Rains
Dark clouds are movng in Thunder rumbles ans the soft sound of rain begins Sadness melts to depression, dwelling from deep within Tears begin falling, like the blood that drip from my broken skin I only feel this pain This feeling I fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud And everytime it rains I always lose blood The rain beats down on my roof Just can't help but I feel so sad and trodden down Can't help but hurt myself, is all I can do Cause when the sky is crying, I can only frown I only feel this way I only feel this pain This feeling i fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud

You Say You Want To Be Friends
You say you want to be friends, But do you mean goodbye? Is that the easy was to end The wish without a why? You owe me nothing, As I owe you equally, and yet There's something in the undertow I cannot just forget There's something lovely like a song That's waiting to be heard Or like the feelings that belong To some unspoken words And so with you I cannot simply Smile and stay aloof I take the risk of asking frankly For the untold truth.

513
Soooo..I finally made it under 100,000! I am now in the 5 digits instead of 6. I may actually level up before the end of this lifetime. Anyyyways...Im feeling up for a bunch of ratings tonight..Who has a big stash that i can rate?

Dream, Wishes, And Tears
If dreams were given to a lonely woman And a lonely woman's dream came true I'd force myself to sleep all the time Just so I could dream of you If wishes were given to a lonely woman And i was given just two I'd wish for you to always love me And the other I'd give to you If my tears could write a love song I'd write a love song for you It would explain just how I feel inside And how much I love you too But dreams are just dreams And wishes seldom come true My tears can't write a love song But when they fall, the fall for you!!

2128 Points To Go~~we Can Do It!
†sexy metal man†....RIP PEPOW HOLDER 3.30.1944-3.18.2007 I love and miss you@ fubar He still needs our help. He only has 2128 points to go. It's happy hour so we get double points to rate. Thanks and have a good night! Remember we all are gonna need a little help sooner or later! Thanks, Tracy

She Said Yes!!!
Last night(Aug 4th) I proposed to my long time gf, Katie. We are now engaged. The wedding date has yet to be set. I am hoping it will be after we get into a house and that should be March or April of next year. Well I just thought I should inform all of your online buddies of mine. Hope to talk to you all soon. C-ya Mike

~magic Little Pill~
((this poem was inspired by all the commercials/advertisements out there now-a-days about the 'cure-all' pills on the market.)) :P ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ the magic little pill, the easy fix... a mother’s cope - a father’s trick. be it yellow, blue or pink the magic pill to help you think. In this world of ups and downs the magic pill can fix the frowns. feeling tired, slow and blue? a magic pill to help get thru. too excited, in constant motion? take the pill for easy coastin... Any problem, big or small the magic pill can fix them all. ones for inside, ones for out. that’s what the magic pill is all about. Green and purple, red and white, pill for morning, pills for night. Pills for pain and pills for pleasure.. Pills to take at your leisure. So..whatever the problem be.. The magic pill.. Please I’ll take three!! ~Candyce~

My Dog
Ok.. some of you might not find this very important. But to me and my family it is.. I let my inlaws watch our dog so i could take my mom home. (An indoor dog) Well anyways they went to church this morning. And decided to leave the dog outside unattended in their fenced in backyard. Well our dog got loose and is now lost. So my favor is please pray for our dog to be found and returned safely. I don't want to have to explain to my 8 yr old son what happened. Thanks alot Misty

August...
well for the last two years, the first week of august has been a bad week for me. two years ago my car was broken into when i was out fishing at the anna maria city pier. then almost exactly one year later, my car got broken into again but in my own driveway. so far, august isnt that bad. no bad luck as of yet...hopefully it stays that way.

Sorrow
Now, I want to tell you people My true story and its sad I will shout it from the hill tops How I had it really bad How I cried each night just for him How I missed him when he keft I believed the lies he told me Then his heart grew tired and restless And he soon stopped loving me He would flirt behind my back And he thought I didn't see Now I know he was unfaithful But my hurt just wouldn't show For I loved him to much even to ever let him go I wonder as I look back if I did right, or was I wrong To let him think he deceived me When I knew it all along He finally asked for his freedom So I had to let him go Now my friends say to forget him But they don't even know That when I hear his name or see him All the memories creep inside Then my heary filled with sadness And the tears are to hard to hide I'm sure you recognize my story, for it happened to you tooThat's why I'm shouting from this hill top How did it end with you?

Vast Emptiness
SUDDEN HOLLOWNESS INTRUDES MY BEING SO LONG DISGUISED SHOCKED MY SENSES AGAIN MANY, MANY CHANCES BUT NOT THE ONE NOT ANYONE YEARNING FOR THE NUMBNESS SOMEONE TO SHARE, TO BE ANOTHER IN MY BOAT BLARED MY ALARM THE HOLE, THE EMPTINESS BACK AGAIN MY ONLY CHOICE IS HOPE HOPE THAT VASTNESS FILLS THAT MY LOVER SHOWS BUT TIL THEN WHERE IS MY DISTRACTION?? DEDICATED TO SWEEET D

If Tomorrow Never Comes
Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That she's my only one And if my time on earth were through And she must face the world without me Is the love I gave her in the past Gonna be enough to last If tomorrow never comes 'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life Who never knew how much I loved them Now I live with the regret That my true feelings for them never were revealed So I made a promise to myself To say each day how much she means to me And avoid that circumstance Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way t

Again Im Blocked
wellI thought Id start doin this for fun, I think its funny when people get mad at me in mumms then come to my shoutbox and block me.......what can I say Im bored! Sumer Luv ...: well u dont need to be so mean with ur comment on my mumms and its my page if I want to post my kids on it I will now back off ->Sumer Luv ...: its an adult site, no need for kids, to many perves on here Sumer Luv ...: whats urproblem like I said Im bored

Need Support
COVINGTON — A local woman was assaulted inside her home Thursday afternoon by her ex-boyfriend, who is accused of attempting to suffocate her, authorities said. According to Newton County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Lt. Bill Watterson, a man broke into the 26-year-old victim’s home in the Wagon Train Mobile Home Park located off Salem Road shortly before 1 p.m. Once inside, he reportedly attempted to suffocate her with an undisclosed object. “Judging from the signs of oxygen depravation, she was at risk of not being able to fight back, but she did come to and fight him off, which saved her life,” Watterson said. The victim received several cuts and bruises during the skirmish and was taken to Newton Medical Center where she was being kept for observation. The attacker fled the scene before deputies arrived and as of press time Thursday, authorities had taken warrants against her ex-boyfriend and were attempting to bring him into custody.

Into The Snow!
Near to the door She paused to stand As she tiik her class ring Off his hand All who were watching Did not speak As a silent tear Ran down her cheek And through her mind The memories ran Of the moments they walked And ran in the sand Hand in hand But nowhis eyes were so terribly cold For she would never again Have himto hold They watched in silence As she bent near And whispered the words "I Love You" in his ear She touched his face and started to cry As she put on her class ring and wanted to die And just then the wind began to blow As they lowered his casket Into the snow!

~until The Last Note Is Played~
((Read this.. then think about what your favorite song does to you when you hear it.)) :) ~ ~ ~ ~ it's there - I hear it the soft rhythme reaching within how it caresses it's way into places.. dark and still - I close my eyes and feel it there upon my skin I feel as it works its way over every inch. Slowly I let myself go I let it take me over.. let it reach into those places kept hidden in shadow. It begins to make my soul heat oh.. how I welcome it as it plays its song upon my heart the rhythm.. feeding upon my skin.. I become entranced - letting it consume me.. enbracing it.... until the last note is played. ~Candyce~

Friends In Contests Needing Your Help
One friends ends on the 20th, most comments win a VIC Christine Most comments wins contest for sexiest pic a good friend is in this one... race to 15K to 8/15, then round 2 to 8/30. Bunny

You Know Who You Are....
ok.. well... this isn't a writing of mine.. I have one that I am working on... but I have writers block at the moment.. everything i put down.. I hate... so... I just wanted to put this down and let it be known.. I have a few people in my life at the moment who are just so wonderful to me... kind, honest and don't let me get away with.. "Oh, I am ok..no worries." like I aways say.. I say it because I don't like to complain, I don't want to end up like some people in my family who everyone wants to separate themselves from. Those people who complain about everything under the sun... These people who are now alone cuz everyone has abandoned them. They don't ask how they are cuz they know that is opening up a can of worms.. Thank you for putting up with me... and making me talk... making me let my feelings out... knowing that when I type out I am ok... I am really crying ... I mean.. actually crying while you ask.. thinking... they can't see me.. so they don't need to know... but you

~curiosity....~
Do you sit there.. and let it eat at you.. wondering what it is you should do? Do you wiggle inside with excited anticipation awaiting the next... Or do you sit there... Letting it pass through your thoughts without a second glance? Do you wonder if it would be a waste of your time if you did... or wonder if it would be something that jumps out at you? Do you sit and ponder about it..then try to forget about it.. only to come back to it later? Or do you just jump in head first and soak up all there is to see.....? How does one really know if they don't try. Just curious. :) ~Candyce~

Harry Potter
So, I finished the last book at like 4 this morning...and WoW... I've never really read a series of books before. I mean, I used to read Sweet Valley Twins & Babysitter's Club when I was a kid, but I quit reading them long before the series finished...and those stories were...different... Harry Potter ending makes me...sad, I guess. I feel like I should be happy as the ending wasn't bad...I'm just sad the reading experience is over... Such is life I guess... :P

Today August 5th
Okay gotta make this quick.....got drunk this weekend, my roomate set the stove on fire (what an drunkin idiot), one of my friends broke thier shoulder today so I had to pick him up at the hospital....so now time to relax and take a shower....hope everyone had a good weekend.

~my Minds Eye~
I have thoughts floating around in my head.. Some I've written and others have read. I like to express that which I feel, To put them on paper makes them seem much more real. Things, with my voice, I can't seem to say.. so for me, to express them, pen and paper's the way. Sometimes along the way, I pick out what others feel, to them, I write things to help them cope - help them deal. Whether it be a kind word or a pleasant phrase, to express what THEY feel in many different ways. I have a way with words that I like to share, A way to let friends know I care. I guess when I write something other can take... and with a thought or a glance say.. 'Yeah, I can relate'... It makes me glad to know, that what I write, into someone else's life it can go. If what I write helps others express that which they can not.. Then by all means... take one from the pot. I have many more in this head of mine, Lots more that will come out in the span of time. :) ~Candyce~

Because Yeah
Ok boys and girls I will be offline for awhile starting sometime tomorrow or Tuesday. Wont be able to rate anyone or show some love and Im not even sure for how long. If you want to keep in touch with me make sure you are on my messenger lists or that I already have your #'s cuz the only way I will be able to talk to any of you is on my phone by either texting or messengers. I love ya'll lots and for those of you who have been there to listen to my bitch about things you dont know how much Ive appreciated it. Hopefully I will be making it back on here in no time and until then try not to miss me too much!!

(hadith) Help Your Brother If Oppressed
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) "Help your brother whether he is an oppressor or an oppressed," A man said, "O Allah's Apostle! I will help him if he is oppressed, but if he is an oppressor, how shall I help him?" The Prophet said, "By preventing him from oppressing (others), for that is how to help him." Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 84 Book 85, Volumune 009 Narrated by Anas (r.a.)

The Ultimate Fantasy...
A girl asked a boy if he thought she was pretty. He said no. She asked if he liked her. He said no. She asked if he wanted to be with her. He said no. She asked if he would cry if she were to walk away forever. He said no. It was too much for her. She began to walk away, but the boy grabbed her and said, "You aren't pretty, you're beautiful. I don't like you. I love you. I don't want to be with you. I need to be with you. And I wouldn't cry if you were to walk away forever. I would die".

~my Hands~
These are the hands that create with loving care the things I make. Hands which turn words to pictures visions in your minds... in many different mixtures. Finger nimble, long and quick make drawings seem like a magical trick. These hands can take a thread so fine.. and make a creation that's simply divine. But..these hands are more than what you see.. For they are the tools that help make me.... Be me. ~Candyce~

There Is Nothing More To Say
originally posted to another site on April 17 2007. "There is nothing more to say" Support me As I have supported you Believe in me As I believe in you Do not stand before me Do not stand behind me But be honored that I wish you to stand next to me Cherish every moment Good or bad That I have given you As I have cherished every moment of you Be loyal In action and in thought Tell me to my face how you feel Not behind my back Tell me to my face how you feel Not whispers to your friends Accept me for who I am My flaws My perfections Or leave Because if you are depressed I am depressed If you are overjoyed I am overjoyed When you are in hell I will storm the gates to save you When you are in heaven I will smile up to feel your light If I had one crumb I would give you half If I had one smile left It would be for you If you apologized I would forgive For it is not about who is right And it is not about who is wrong It is just about getting to spe

~at The Turn Of A Word~
When one turns a word into a phrase- and joins it with others upon a page- whether it be in sorrow or grief- or blushing exciting.... needing 'tense-ful' relief- other must keep an open mind.. for such things can flow within rhythme and rhyme. the telling of feeling hidden within- of decadent pleasures.. played upon heated skin... all are held within a writer's prose dancing among the lines moving to and fro, each creation made with care... written down.. than blissfully shared! ~Candyce~

Big World Out There.
There's a big fucking world out there. It's messy, and it's chaotic, and it's never, it's never the thing you'd expect. It's okay to be scared, but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole, not when it comes to the people that really love you, the people that need you. I just keep telling myself that there will be a significant moment when I will finally know what to do.

Loop De Loop
Jesus christ, don't you get tired of living in a loop? Everyday, the same sequence of events, the same drama, same bullshit, and you have to sit and listen to it. If I was miserable before, I think I'm going plain insane now. I try to be kevin costner the bodyguard, but they're always back at their old trifling ways. And another thing, playing music over your quarreling is like animal cruelty, music wasn't meant for that.

~the Writer~
the writer- artist of the mind caressing with the written word whether it be plain or hidden in rhyme. the writer- mystic teller fo dreams giving to you that which dares to be what it seems. the writer- creator of decadent fantasies inflaming your imagination with each line yet unseen. the writer- holder of the past teacher of what was in time that did not last. the writer- a painter of many words.... giving the upon which your heart and soul does thirst! ~Candyce~

My Baby Daddy
Okay so my stupid baby daddy is still trytin to keep me all to himself. This is unbelievable. This man has another girl like 22 weeks prego and our son is only 18 weeks old. We broke up less than a week before I had our son. We lived together till the day i had Alex. What's up with that? He wants to know where I am and what I'm doing all the time! How is this any of his buisness? I don't askl him where he is or what he's doing cause were not together! Do guys not get that if were not together then you don't get to know this shit!!!

Oh Sad Again Some Things Dont Get Easier
Single parents when does the pain stop? I only say this as I just dropped my Daughter off at her Mum's house after spending the week together and now I miss her so bad, happens every time I see her, if your curious me and my ex have been apart now for 7 years my lovely little girl is 11! It's very painful and al ot harder than i could ever imagine! So any suggestions, Please be sensible and not silly this is no joke Thanks

~paint Me A Picture~
((A little into what this poem is about... To me poems-writings are 'pictures made with words'. They tell the story of the writer's feelings and emotions. 'Pictures' that carry with them a smile or a tear. They can lift your spirits or have you feeling the pain the writer is experiencing. And thus... 'Paint Me A Picture' was created. :) **thanks for stopping by** ~ ~ ~ ~ Paint me a picture to sooth my mind, Create lasting visions of rhythm and rhyme. Paint me a picture show what's inside, Tell of your feelings which from the world you hide. Paint me a picture of a loving caress, Wrapped in the warmth of which your heart rests. Paint me a picture of darkness and light, Tell of your struggles between what's wrong and what's right. Paint me a picture found only in dreams, That in which nothing is quite what it seems. Paint me a picture your story to tell, Of feelings and emotions that in your mind dwell. ~Candyce~

Hey Hey
Well I didnt get my leave just yet waiting on my xrays well bad news not healing at all... But it looks like leave so i can heal... Me and my battle just stole a role of tp for our football with aoc... to kill time... low crawling under bunks and football the best way to kill the time here.. well my battle is leaving me she will be missed dearly... I have to say football isnt going to be the same...

Volunteers For A New Website
Hello everyone! :D I will be opening up a website this month for people that are into the 40's, 50's, genre type of era. It will be a place for people that are into Rockabilly, Psychobilly, surf, punk, and so on.... I will probably have it up this month but not all the features will be up and working and I will be working on it and add stuff to it as time goes by. Till then it will be a place for people with the same styles and tastes to hang out and meet one another. since most people are so use to myspace it will have a myspace look to it and you will be able to import your myspace layouts to it. Here is where you come in: I will need people to test the site out and tell me what you think I should add to it to make it different. I will need people to tell me what works for them on there and what does not. any bugs,? then let me know and I will try to have them fixed when I get a programmer. I want to make the site as user friendly as I could. together we

Today's Horoscope
You're feeling a bit more low-key today -- but definitely ready to focus on advancing your career! No matter where you are along that path (even if you've retired), you should find room to move forward. Note: perfect timing for this particular message - so true, I think.

Assholes That Tailgate!
I used to live in the most rude, obnoxious state in the country. New Jersey. The state itself is real cool but the assholes that tailgate deserve to have the front end of their cars ripped off and shoved down their fucking throats! Now I live in Texas. Must be a nationwide thing cause there are assholes here too! It was dark this morning when I began my 30 mile trek to work on Texas 205. This is from my town to Lavon, Texas. You ride thru Rockwall, which is torn up due to construction. I get some asshole behind me doing 70 up my ass, and with his hi-beams on. I slowed down to 25 and the speed limit is 35 in construction. I have a deep respect for Texas Law dudes and dudettes. This jerk is gunning his engine and flashing his lights. Guess he was in trouble for visiting his girlfriend and trying to get home before his wife catches him. A State Trooper nailed his ass! They ROCK! I laughed all the way to work. Don't let the tailgater get your goat! Fight back! Piss them off more by

Come Fly With Us
Shot at 2007-08-05 a new family in town Global Bombers & Family Club I am the Owner of this new family this is the Founder this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile there will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. if u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn the other is the willness to vote and help you will have to add the family name to your profile u will need to read the rules and fallow them u will have to get a salut if u dont have one add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us cause thats what we do,vote,comment and rate but bombing isnt every thing,we take care of out family and friends first i will accept and welcome new members and old one from the Round Table Bombers with is no longer a family here at ct. i will look for helpers and work on having things

My Darkling
I miss you for the pain you brought me. You know, I always loved you in sadistic ways. Now you seldom pass through my thoughts, that I don't bite my lip and feel your touch. I'm lost in time that's slipped away. I'm not sure how to move forward though I always felt that you were the one holding me back. Grasping parts of me that were lost so long ago, you held me to your shattered heart. And those moments that were the most depraved, are the moments I dream of while I hurry about my day. I miss our sordid love affair: your anguish brought me comfort, my obsession brought you peace. In in the darkest hours of the night, I feel your arms embracing me, your heated breath against my neck, and I am discontent at these soft memories that haunt me. I long to feel your teeth tearing at my neck, your claws ripping at my flesh... our passions pushed to the brink of death. Mostly, I long to feel you rip apart my soul. You know, I still love you in sadistic ways.

Just Say It...kthx...
...and the song pretty much sums it up. Lately there seems to be a rash of this going on around here, or maybe even it was there all along for the most part but I guess I didn't realize it until it was affecting me so much personally. I just want to take this time to, yet again, make people think before they act and try to bring some light to a pretty damn dark situation. ..as many of you are aware, my recent "personal" *cough cough* relationship situation has taken a bit of a change of late and without naming any names *cough cough,* I'd like to address not that in and of itself because it's really not anyone's buisness to be displayed in a public forum; at least that's my opinion on that matter anyways and I have and will continue not to do such things. But latley the "rumor mongers" and "whisperers" have taken it upon themselves to try to create a sea of drama surrounding this situation, at least that's what I hear or see or pick up on anyways. Funny because NOT A SINGLE PERSON (

Angel Wings
like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings! you bring such happiness an joy to my life I wish there was someway I could make you mine...... you brought my tears to an end to bad even though you and I are only friends one day I hope you can see how happy you make me .... i love to feel your feel your touch if only you knew how I love you so much ... lets not bring the sadness in the end but I am deeply honored to call you my friend .... like angel you do such caring an special things I wish I could give you your very own angel wings!!!!!!

.non.complication.ese.
whenever i hear 'its not that complicated' i get annoyed. unless ones life is perfectly in order and they know exactly who they are and what they want to be and where they're headed every second of their entire lives...than its on the complicated side. saying men only want beer, pizza and tangle-free sex is idiocy. pure and simple. sure. plenty of men only want those things. its only due to the fact their iq is equal to a single digit shoe size. some play games. some enjoy being the complicated confusing person they perceive women to be. saying women only want to get married and procreate and have all men on a leash is idiocy as well. and sure...there are some psychosomatic women out there that would win awards for 'stalking' and they have issues. and sincerely require psychiatric help. it all boils down to honesty. plain and simple. things are only as ocmplicated as the parties involved. its not 'things are only as complicated as you make them' cuz yannow wh

What If?
O.k. I wanna stash some items in which I believe isn't right an you all may think the same but it's just fer show and not meaning anything by it. HITLER is what I'm thinkin? If it's not kewl then I shall not post it...What do you think?

He Said
He won her over an she let him in. He made her promises an keep them in the end He asked for her hand an she said yes forever an a day he always said Now this is where the story comes all to true He tells her he loves her yet he has to go He tells her he loves her but doesn’t know when he is coming home She feels all alone an does not know what to say He told her he loves her but why if he loves her why did he have to go away She cries every night an no one is there to hold her tight How can you say you love her if your not there to hold her when she falls How can you say you love her when you don’t answer her calls How can you say you love her when she feels all alone How can you say you love her when she needs to hold you tight you are no where insight Now she sits an waits in a house that is not a home sits an waits for you to come home How can you say you love someone when they need you the most they always fine themselves alone

Did You Know ???
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) Apig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 time

This Weekend
omg this weekend was something .. i went out to karoke got a guys phone number then all weekend i had things thrown my way like a taken man hitting on me when his lady wasnt around not to mention pregant woman .. wanted a pieace of ass which he didnt get cause i let my concious do the talking i dont think i would want a bf to cheat on me why would i do it to someone else .. man it was hard though and im proud of myself woohoo go angie lol

Darkness
In the darkness with u by my side undressed and scared shaking from nerves of excited from anticipation as I start feeling u grow stronger an stronger the urges over coming my body like molten hot sensations over my entire body as you enter my world slipping and sliding working your way in as I start grinding and moaning you feel my body quiver as you start plunging deeper into the depths of my nature equipped and ready taking me to new heights groaning and panting moaning and screaming as climax approaches our universes collide as i scream out your name souls begin to inter-twine at this moment in time connection of two beings meetings at a elevated level between lust and love just me and you alone in the darkness as our love is set free.......

Life....
It feels like I haven't been off work. I have to go in tonight and don't really want to. Don't get me wrong. I love my job but, its gets boring. My husband is currently outside fixin his car. I'm watching my nieces play. Need some excitement around here. My baby sister is turning 25 the 10th. I can't believe it. Seems like only yesterday my mom was bringing her home from the hospital. My mom said I hated her at first lmao. But, one day she gave up and placed her in my lap and said "this is your baby you have to take care of her she loves you". She has been my heart ever since. I love you baby sister!!!!!

Heres To Another Week.....
So another week has come and gone. Thank God. Although tomarrow starts a new one it has been a fairly quiet weekend. Nothing major happened, laundry, housecleaning the usual. Next weekend will be my first FULL WEEKEND OFF in 6 months. Plans have been made and I will be going to my little sisters for the weekend. I cant wait. It rained here today whic in itself is a good thing. The crops were starting to look a bit haggerd and droopy. The farmers I am sure are happy with the little bit we did have. Hung out on the puter most of my time this weekend. Since everything was done figured i would catch up on here and some other places I hang out. So that about does for me .....Hope everyone has a wonderful week. Don't work too hard. See ya all this coming up weekend. Buh Bye

Hrmmm
A question what is opinion on cheating, what does one have to do for it to be considered cheating....examples, kissing, oral sex, cyber sex etc...Please post your opinion. Inquiring minds would like to know... Thanks

Wanting You
I want you to need me, I want to stare in your eyes, I want your promises, I don't care if they are lies. I want your body, Warm in my bed, I want you near me, I want you so bad that it is driving me mad I want you to know how I feel I want you to see its for real I want to need to hold you in my arms, an have you win me over with your charms I want to smell your sweat, inhale your breath, an fill the need to have you inside of me, Cause that's where you were meant to be.

Sexy Metal Man Needs Our Help....4630 To Go
Sexy Metal Man needs our help. If you are online, could you please come help me level him up? Thanks, Tracy †sexy metal man†....RIP PEPOW HOLDER 3.30.1944-3.18.2007 I love and miss you@ fubar

My Princess
I am madly in love. I wanted to put her picture here but Firefox will not let me. Here name is Debs and she is everything to me. I fell for her years ago but was just now able to meet her. She is a gorgeous, sweet, strong woman and I will never let go. I love her.

I'm Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerA Sicko70% Very Kinky70% Average30% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How Not To Rob A Bank
Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans. Speak To The Right Teller: One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived. Don't Sign Your Demand Note: Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robb

I Dont Get Any...
It seems that everytime I post a MUMM it gets deleted and I get banned. Not that I am crying about that, but what really makes me mad is I have no idea why I get banned or when I will be UN-BANNED I sent an email to Scrapper, and he doesnt seem to respond. If I broke one of his unwritten rules, find, but at least be kind enough to answer the questions of the people who you are depriving of the full Fubar experience!!

Today's Handy Link ***** Speed Traps Very Interesting
I don't encourage speeding, but I do have my times where I do.... I have been very very lucky not to get a ticket yet... This is interesting. When you get the web site up, click on the state. Then the next window is a listing of all the cities in that state. Click on your city and there are the speed traps listed. SPEED TRAPS - NO JOKE...CHECK IT OUT! I had no idea this was available to everyone. http://www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

The Greatest Day Of My Life
April 19th 2007 it was around 1:30 p.m. and i was in the Lewistown Hopsital for some kind of infection that found because i let some asshole pierce my eyebrow! (that's another story for another time) when little did i know while i was visiting with my Mom and her friend Martha, that i would see the one and only man that makes my knees shake everytime he looks at me and smiles at me. His name is Matthew Wayne Crosson. He is the love of my life and everything that i have ever asked for in a Husband, and he asked me out on April 20th when i was released from the hospital, and asked me to marry him the next day! At first i thought he was joking and that things were moving way to fast but the more i got to know him and spend some time with him the more i realized that he was the one that God had sent to me for me to love and spend the rest of my life with. We were together from then on up until we got married on June 9th 2007 and every day since we have together has been so special to me ge

Bitch.
I hate the world today You're so good to me, I know but I can't change Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath - innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried You must have been relieved to see the softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way Just when you think you got

To All Of You Who Read
Last night sucked i had to call in to work for the first time in forever meaning i've never called in. i went to pick something up off the kitchen floor and when i stood up bam pain went up my spine and down my legs it suck a*s. On a brighter note i got the internet back so i have a way to vent when someone pisses me off. my mother in law took the computer with her for a month will she was gone to cali. things are still looking down but i have faith they will get better well i have to go lay back down cause my back is starting to kill me peace and chicken grease chas

Nsfw Pics
I posted a few NSFW pics to an album on my profile, but they are private. They are only available for family. If you would like to see them, you must send a request asking to become a family member. Thanks.

Me
Hello All, Welcome to me. Who am I? I'm not really sure. I know I am very complex but simple, quiet but loud, shy but outgoing, nice but mean, good but bad. I am my own worste enemy, by far. I like to be in control, but don't like to impose. I'd rather you be satisfied than me, to some extent. Maybe I just listed to my dad bitch and moan too much, and now I don't want to hear your shit. I am a nice guy, reformed I must say, especially considering where I came from; da hood, it wasn't the hood in the begining, but time changed that. Never joined a gang, didn't want to do that to my parents and I didn't like people telln me what to do. But I was a shorty, putting in dirt. We formed our own clicka, we rode under two gangs, it was safer that way. Never killed or murdered; or did a drive by cause I actually knew how to hit what I shoot at (hunter). Ya, been shot at, friends shot, stabbd, killed; all that really molded me into a real dick for a while. But now I am grown up and

Freinds
ok all today has been the worst day of my life i just found out that one of my best friends was murderd he is in the millitary like me and i just wanted to say to all who reads this tell your family freinds and everyone you know what they mean to them cause we only have 1 life time and trust me it may seem like for ever it really isnt compared to eternaty so plzzz tell them how much you love them or you just might be like me wishig you did

Remember Me
As you look in awe at a mighty forest in its grand majastey remember me,As you look upon a flower and amire its simplicity,remember me. Remember me in your heart,your thoughts and your memories,The times we loved,the times we cried.The times we fought,the times we laughed.For if you always think of me i will not be gone ..

Quickie
one night i was just laying in bed wit nothing to do n very horny my phone rang and it was you. i told u i am in need. u ask to come over. bout a hour later u showed up. wasting no time we both naked. damn ya body is so damn sexy. pussy getting even wetter. u lay on the bed n wit those sexy eyes u do not have to say it. so i crawl between your legs. as i do licking up your thigh. getting closer to your balls starting to licking n suck on them. then licking up your dick, taking the head in my mouth. given it lil kisses n some tongue play. now taking the lenght of u down my throat. mmmmmmm baby i miss doing this. got ya dick nice n wet now its time for me to really get down on u. u hold my head n thrust up in my mouth making me take all of u in mouth. u steady fuck my mouth coming out half way then back down my throat. feeling the head get bigger i know u about to cum u start to fuck my mouth faster n i am in beat with u. as u are cumming on my face i start to play in my

How Tall Are You?
You gotta love this! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THIS IS FUNNY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINSTA DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE AND DATED THE MARK? WELL THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE :-)LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART

The Last Box
The last box was packed How many there were, I'd lost track A man's possesions from his life No longer would he live a husband an wife. To set out on a different course. Waiting for papers to be signed in the divorce. I couldn't help but feel his pain. I tried to say a kind word but, I refrained. Nothing I could have said would have eased his mind. About a lost love he was leaving behind. We leave behind a love that is torn and tattered. A life we once thought that, really mattered. I think back to how I felt when, it was me. No longer married about to be free. His friends and I were all thru unloading that day. We'd sat down to cool off, before we went on our separate ways. I couldn't help but having an emptiness in me when we left his apartment. The things he left behind, his wife said, would be packed and sent. I'd once read, better to have loved and lost then, never to have loved at all Been a long time without love, it's kind of hard to recall> Chris

Where I've Been
In case some of you were wondering where I've been lately, we've been having a bit of crappy weather, so Ive been keeping the computer off during storms, so I dont fry it. Mostly, I've been off lookin for a job. I have an interview next monday as a secretary for a law firm, wish me luck.

Human Suffering
Where is the source of human grief, lamentation, pain and agony? Is it not to be found in teh fact that people are generally desirous. They cling obstinately to lives of wealth and honor, comfort and pleasure, excitement ad self indulgence, ignorant of the fact taht the desire for these very things is the source of human suffering. From its beginning, the world has been filled with a succession of calamities, over and above the unavoidable facts of illness, old age and death. But if one carefully considers all teh facts, one must be convinced that at teh basis of all suffereing lies the principle of craving desire. If avarice can be removed, human suffering will com to an end. Ignorance is manifested in greed that fills the human mind. It comes from the fact taht men are unaware of teh true reason for the succession of things. From ignorance and greed there spring impure desires for things that are, in fact, unobtainable, but for which men restlessly and blindly search. Because

Chinese Proverbs
* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run in front of car get tyred. * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~ * ~* ~* ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man with one chopstick go hungry. * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* War does

Sierra Nevada Mountains
FuBar Family, Friends, and Fans, I just want you all to know that I will be away for a week on vacation in the beautiful Sierra Neavada Mountains. I'm sure my addiction to Fubar will make the first night or 2 difficult, but I know I will survive. Hope you all have a Wonderful Week Ahead and I'll see everyone soon. Sir Dave P.S. I am bringing laptop, so if I get a WIFI connection I can peek in on everyone! ~smile~

Cfl Playoffs!!!!!!!!!go Demonhouse U!!!!!! (repost)
take a second to give Demonhouse U team members just a rate...ty luv to you all!!! xoxoxo angie ** ITS THE PLAY OFFS BABYYYYYYYY !! ** FORGET WHAT YOUR DOIN RIGHT NOW AND TAKE 5 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DROP ME A RATE!! THATS ALL THATS NEEDED ... ONE RATE. COMMENTS DONT COUNT! CAN YA DO THAT FOR ME? PWEASEEEEEEEEE. AFTER YOU RATE MINE .. SWING THROUGH AND DROP A RATE FOR MY TEAM MATES OF " SMOKE THA PAIN AWAY " THEN REPOST FOR ME TOO !!! SHOW ME YA KNOW HOW TA SMOKE WIF ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHH... CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW ... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ... PAIN IS MY PASSION ( COACH )

Ride Me
i like how u just flip me over n make me be ass up face down arm spread in front of me. i like how u just spread my pussy open from the back n slowly slide all your inches in me making me jump with pain but damn it feel good at the same time. now baby fuck me like u know u want to. long deep strokes mmmmm all the way out n slam it back in. make me cum all on the dick and call your name pull my hair, slap my ass i don't care just fuck me like u know i want to be fuck oooooo thats it ride my pussy from the back shaking and out of breath. u turn me on my back legs spread wide n push back far grabbing the headboard n power driving my pussy ooooooooo baby it feel so good. hit every corner drain me baby u know u the best fuck i eva had. now lil mami want to pop her pussy lay back enjoy the ride slowly slide all the way down not coming back up just how u like it pussy so wet grinding even more on u. damn i can't get enough how me down on the dick n let me do th

Pushing Him Away!
Hello everyone, Well as u all know my bf and I are still seperated hes in DK and I am back in the states...... He should be coming back in Sept if I dont mess it all up..... I keep pushing him away.... more and more each day.... He is an amazing man he would do anything for me.... But one thing I seem to just push him away in things that I say or do ...... What the hell am I thinking everyone He is all that I have wanted and then some...... I feel as though i dont deserve him and why would he love me ...... we come from two different worlds ..... I am the girl from the other side of the track.......I dont have anything to give him but my love... I cant do for him like i would love to ..... I dont know if its cuz of the distance r if its cuz I am so scared that I just push him away or is it both..... We have been through so much shit in the time we been togather more then i have with anyone.......He truly is my best friend and I dont wanna lose him but if I keep doing this I will....

Quote For August 5
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. -- Lewis Carroll Bonus Quote: I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you. -- Colin Raye This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Quiz Results
What kind of Wiccan are you? You are a true-blue (or black) Wiccan. You know that Wicca is not a way to gain power or impress your friends. Wicca is a way to better yourself and get in touch with nature. You know that Wicca has nothing to do with the devil and doesn't exclude anyone or any religion. If you got this result without knowing anything about Wicca, maybe you should consider it. Thank you so much for taking this quiz!Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Laugh For August 5
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Make me. Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who

Resolving Life's Disdains...
In regards to the blog posting entitled, It has been a long night, I submitted the following response: "I certainly do understand all that. The spoken words of "Make Love, Not War" is certainly oblivious to the fact that there are people in other countries ready, willing and able to shake up our lives. 911 is only one instance, which shook up many lives to the fact that the bombing and fighting elsewhere has finally hit our lands. One of the reasons we don't have 911's every day, or an everyday occurrence of fighting and bombing in our streets, is largely due to the security that we do have in this country, albeit not perfect by any means. Kudos for everything that you are doing in your role of security, although it is a lot of sleepless nights lurking in the sites while keeping an eye out for intruders who may upset the very way of life we are used to having...." Honestly, the thought of pulling some of our troops out from strategic places in the world (even Iraq) has me w

The Most Wonderful Guy
I have a bad habit of hooking up with the asshole guys. All of them have been abusive either mental or physically or both. I just got to the point where I don't want to have a man in my life anymore. A few years back in a chat room that I go to, I met a guy and we started talking. We have been talking ever since then. Online and offline. He has shown me through his words and actions that not all men are like the men I date. He is sweet and loving all of the time. And while we don't date because this is online, there is a closeness and a bond between us like nothing I have ever had before with anyone else. He can call me on the phone and if I have nothing to say because either I am down or just not in the mood to say anything, he will just remain on the phone and let me breathe in his ear so to speak. I can be myself totally around him. He loves every little thing about me. The good and the bad. I can go to him with all of my problems and he is ALWAYS there for me to cry

Annoyed
kk only ppl on my fam list can see my private pix.i deleted 12 ppl so far cuz of that.if u read my profile then u would not have been deleted n the 1st place.i will not add ur 2 my fam list just so u can see them either.u have 2 actually talk 2 me & it will take alot of convincin on ur part.so 4 the last time if u ask 2 see my private pix then i will delete u.dont say i didnt warn u.tyvm

Soft Taco
Soft Taco Ingredients This recipe calls for: 1 Pound Beef Chili (Our chili recipe) 3 Cups Lettuce 3 Tomatoes 1 Avocado 1/2 cup cheddar cheese Cilantro (if desired) Corn Tortillas (From Scratch Recipe) Corn Oil Cutting LettuceCilantro Chopping First Step: Chopping Finely chop up 3 cups lettuce and add a few leafs of chopped cilantro (cilantro is optional.) Chopping Tomato Scooping Out Avocado Chopping Avocado Chopping Then chop up the 3 tomatoes and avocado. If you have never used an avocado before all you do is cut it down the center, remove the seed, scoop the inside out and then chop it into cubes. We have provided you with some pictures to the left to help you. Just make sure when you cut it in half that you cut around the seed otherwise you will be working on it for a long time! In a bowl stir together: 3 Cups Chopped Lettuce 3 Diced Tomatoes 1 Diced Avocado

Thats Y I Love Her(dedicated 2 My Soulmate Victoria I Love U Babygirl)
She's changed my life 4 the better and thats y I love her.She's been there 4 me always and thats y I love her.When im without her my heart feels empty and thats y I love her.When i hear her voice i get goose bumps and thats y I love her.When i sleep i dream of her and thats y I love her.I cant get her out of my head and thats y I love her.I will change my life 4 her and thats y I love her.I've been waiting 4 her my whole life and thats y I love her.If she hurts My heart hurts and thats y I love her.I cant see ne1 else in my life and thats y I love her.When im with her nothing else matters and thats y I love her.We have always been soulmates and thats y I love her.She laughs at my dumb jokes and thats y I love her.She wont let me fail and thats y I love her.But most of all SHE LOVES ME AND THATS Y I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER!!

What Most Means Alot To Us In Our Hearts??
MyHotComments What is love something you feel for another person or opposite sex What is passion, something that is driven by the love of for the man or woman What is compassion, something you show towards the other person What is desire, the need the wanting of something badly you'd do what ever it takes for the other man or woman What is the heart in things, showing true love for the other person What is in the soul, the rue person showing their abilities to do things What makes is right to love someone you have for soo long What makes is succeding the abilities to put forth in all your efforts in a relationship What is everyones desire in life, to be happy and in love and to do what ever it takes to make it happen What is destiny, destiny is a thing in life that makes it go one way or another good or bad its meant to be or not to be What is being a human all about in life, to live life to its fullest and try and not to fail What is struggling, struggling is there

State Police Warning !!! You Might Want To Read This.
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Gary Date: Aug 4, 2007 9:49 PM STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or http://www.myspace.com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please

Don't Take Me Please !!!
Subject: Don't Take Me This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Garrison retired, Mrs. Garrison insisted her husband, Bob accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Bob was like most men....he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Garrison was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Garrison received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Garrison, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Garrison are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clo

Lets All Remember
Right now Im not on my computer. I am on a friends....I cant be on long at a time because I dont want to take advatnage of her sweetness. So that means friend requests may or may not get accepted TODAY.. Most wont and if you bug me about yours it wont be...... Im in a shitty mood and people that are thinking they are prioraty #1 to be added just make me madder..... I will go thru 99% of friend requests when I get back online at my own house. oK IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES i HAVE HAD AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE EMAIL ME ABOUT MY PICS.. i WILL start blocking if it keeps UP

Poker Pete13's Acct. Was Deleted. Please Show Some Love.
Pete's acct. got deleted. Please go fan, rate add,spank... Show him LOTS O LOVINS He's a sweeety and a true gentleman pokiepete ~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB FOUNDER~HONORABLE SOCIETY OF WOLVES~@ fubar

Thuh Moon
Thuh moon is big and white an' round, It shines all nite on mah huntin' hound. It looks jest lik uh ol' man's face, Made uv green cheeze, I want uh taste. Whenevur ah see it shinin' brite, Ah turn off mah lantern, mah huntin' lite. Ah love it when it's thuh full moon So I kin' hunt fer squirrel an' coon

Msf
Hey all. Got back from vacation last tues! It was fun!! Went up Deals Gap NC and rode Tail of the Dragon(318 curves in 11miles!) Taking my MSF on Sept 7,8,9and hopefully getting my M-Class license(motorcycle license) Being so short I willprobably buy a Kawasaki Ninja or a Buell Blast. Have a Great Weekend! Shell...I miss you Gaz---YOU SUCK Mickey Mouse Ballz...but I still love ya!

A Letter To Drew
missing little feet running rampant a storm brewing and waiting to hear the voice i would know from my grave for i gave him life a little boy with blue eyes playing his games and wanting to hear stories read by mommy the name i love hearing the most i really wasn't ready to be mommy yet when you came along but you brought a light to my eyes and direction my life was lacking you brought me full circle to the place i am now where we are a family just the two of us against the world i cry from missing you so much one day with you running around or hearing your voice and i am lost just like when the other love of my life disappears for awhile i know you both come back to me i know how much i adore you little man you love me unconditionally i never felt it before until i held you little fingers gripping my hand and looking at me with those blue eyes there was a time when no one but mommy would do how much you have grown and changed since then and more changes are c

Dream Dance
My heart is empty sence you walked right out the door Thats when i realized that I love you even more A dream dance in my mind before i go to sleep A dream dance the memories of you is were i keep I said don't go but i'm afraid I was to late I began to feel the pain as my heart began to break A dream dance is how I still feel what You meant A dream dance remembering that angel which god sent And the next thing that i knew there i was cryin on my pillow As I go to sleep tonight I'll hold your picture so i can dream you don't go A dream dance out here on this empty hardwood floor A dream dance Can't feel you don't love me anymore From that moment there will never be a doubt You are the one that I can't be here without jw

Have You Had Your Smoke For The Day???
** ITS THE FU-BALL PLAY-OFFS BABY!! ** THIS IS IT, THE FINAL ONE OF THEM ALL. PLEASEEEEEEEEE TAKE 5 SECONDS TO VOTE FOR TEAM SMOKE. PRESS THE PIC LINKS BELOW TO BE ROUTED, ITS THAT SIMPLE!!! WE TRULY APPRECIATE THE LOVE AND SUPPORT TODAY AND THRU OUT THE SEASON! MUCH LOVE, SMOKE THE PAIN AWAY Click here for SMOKE E. DIGGLERA on myspace!

Long Days, Long Nights
I was thinking, why does everything seem so wonderful, then you have to hurry up and wait. I am tired and yet, very uplifted. My daughter called the other day and stated she loves it there at Fort Jackson. She is loving being in the Army. I am so relieved, glad, sad, happy, sleepless, and hyper all at the same time. I have 3 wonderful daughters, and now have the love of my life. My heart is finally complete. But yet I ache inside. I cant see my love as much as I want too, and a child is gone and I cant see her as much as I wwant to either. I cant even talk to them on the phone yet. Why do kids even have to grow up??? Why cant they stay young forever? I know I know, We have to let them grow up blah blah blah :( What if I dont want them too? I will always allow my girls the room to grow, although it doesnt mena inside I am not protesting it. One has made me a grandma. I love that boy. And I know that if they didnt grow up I wouldnt have him. Catch 22 huh? Being a parent is the hardest j

26 Days Left
I am still job hunting. The sad reality is my job is done in 26 days so I am running out of time. The day ahead will be busy as can be. Matters that had been left unsettled are now becoming urgent. Today brings an opportunity to release some steam, Joni, but it's also time to realize the toll these stressful situations take on your physical health. So set some time aside for relaxation, but not before you've resolved outstanding issues once and for all... You don't need to use a sledgehammer to crack a nut, nor do you need to use such strong means to bring about a resolution between you and your lover. Whilst you may feel that the situation merits tough love, it may be better to use a more gentle method, and even go out of your way to be extra kind. Don't make the conflict worse. Think about it. An opportunity for extra cash is coming your way today. Be on the lookout for bonus opportunities on the side. This opportunity is not part of your typical routine but it certainly

American Idol 2007 Episode 35 - Two Get Eliminated
Last week we had to sit through two hours of performances and talk about donating money for the "Idol Gives Back" cause before we found out that none of our final six were going to be leaving the show. A relief? I'm not sure. Last night they all had the chance to perform again and to be fair, a lot of it was pretty average. At this point in the competition I was certainly expecting something better. Perhaps they all need some viagra slipped into their food in order to spice things up a little. In any case, someone is going home. No, in fact two people are. Hallelujah! Hopefully this double elimination will shake things up enough that next weeks top four show will be phenomenal. Do you see me holding my breath? Bon Jovi will be performing with the Top 6 tonight as well. Ok, enough rambling. Let's check out what every one sang last night. Phil Stacey sang Blaze of Glory Jordin Sparks sang Livin' on a Prayer

Finale Rumors...
Looks as though tonight's format will be sticking pretty close to the traditional formula for a finale performance episode.Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis will each sing three songs, an original choice, a reprise from this season and, of course, the dreaded coronation song.Here are the rumored song choices and, while there has been no solid verification, they seem to be highly credible.Blake will lead off, after having won the coin toss but deferring the choice to Jordin, and will repeat his BonJovi night selection, You Give Love a Bad Name. He will also perform another Maroon 5 number, She Will be Loved, in addition to the crappy winner's single.Jordin will close the show and has chosen to repeat Broken Wing, her song choice from Martina McBride night, Christina Aguilera's Fighter and, of course, the crappy winner's song.Rumors are also spilling in surrounding the Wednesday finale extravaganza and are including names like Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Hicks, Jennifer Hudson, Smokey Robinson, G

Will Answer!
so yeah to my friends hehe just wanna know my reall fubar bitches from the faceks...leave a comment if u dont ur uhmmmm a bitch ;) And Yeah Answer This Question...Why Do U Like Vag?..aka me....i like knowing thing so share ay??! ;)..and dont say stupit shit that would make me angry..unless i like u, i accept any thing from only the people that are in my family lol thanx xx

It Has Been A Long Night.
It has been a long night. One long night in a long weekend. I work as a Security Officer. I have maintained this job in order to keep a positive cash flow while I attempt to make a living writing. To date, SpiritFlight’s response had been somewhat less then stellar. SpiritFlight, by the way, is available through Amazon.com. I am at a new post. It is the Dallas Cowboys Stadium construction site in Arlington, Texas. Working there is like camping out four nights a week. What you have in the way of food and water is what you pack in, or what you can grab in a 10 minute run to the nearby Quick Mart. Again, no air, no lights, no comfort, just long, long hours watching and waiting in hopes that intervention is not necessary. Watch wait and report. I was put there because they trust me to show up, do the job, not screw up the client, and keep the peace as necessary. Hot long hours of heat, dust, worry, and the hunt. The constant vigil for trouble that it is hoped never occurs. We live i

Its Play Ooff Time`babyyyyyyyy/ !! Please Repost!!
** ITS THE PLAY OFFS BABYYYYYYYY !! ** FORGET WHAT YOUR DOIN RIGHT NOW AND TAKE 5 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DROP ME A RATE!! THATS ALL THATS NEEDED ... ONE RATE. COMMENTS DONT COUNT! CAN YA DO THAT FOR ME? PWEASEEEEEEEEE. AFTER YOU RATE MINE .. SWING THROUGH AND DROP A RATE FOR MY TEAM MATES OF " SMOKE THA PAIN AWAY " THEN REPOST FOR ME TOO !!! SHOW ME YA KNOW HOW TA SMOKE WIF ME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHH... CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW ... MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ... PAIN IS MY PASSION ( COACH )

Family Togetherness.
So, yesterday,my parents and I went to see Colleens family,and we all get along really good! The only person that doesn't fit in is Bret's gf,''Colleens brother'',cause shes a control freak and is snooty.But we don't need her,lol! Amber,their sister,and her husband Ron,have the cutest baby too.So give my brother John and Colleen the best of luck! later.

Ramblings
dear blog, i'm writing in you today, possibly out of boredom. i feel like i have so much to say. i've been doing a lot of what you might call soul searching and i've found out quite a bit about myself and...that i dont really know myself at all. i have so much building up inside of my mind...i want to spit it out...i just wish i could stick my finger down my throat and force vomit out all of my inner...turmoil onto the keyboard and let it seep through all the letters and numbers and really sink in. i need to get in touch with the version of myself that knew how to say what i wanted to say...without tripping over small obstacles like my tongue. i feel so much in limbo...that i cant see or feel whats going on around me. its like being drunk with your eyes closed. you know whats going on around you...but you cant react to anything, and you dont really understand why. so maybe most of what i feel or think gets lost in translation, or maybe i just dont feel like explaining

Louisiana Friends!!funny
louisiana friends!!funny Body: Body: FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS:

Falling Apart
there are times when i feel absolutely crushed and can't seem to get over it. his absence is wrenching me apart. i'm fine and numb one minute and then something so small reminds me of what i'm missing and i break. i fall apart and i don't know how to put myself back together again.

An Itelligent Look At Insane Part1
Ever heard of the Insane Clown Posse? Whether or you have or haven't, this might be useful reading for anyone who would like the alternative viewpoint, in favor of ICP, oppossed to the too-popular negative publicity aimed at the group. While I wouldn't claim to be a Juggalo, I've followed the story of the ICP for years, and have a unique point of view on the Wicked Clowns that I'd like to share. The Insane Clown Posse, one of the world's most hated bands. To learn more about them, you really have to stop for a moment and take a good look. The imagery they strike you with is strange: clown makeup, crude, juvenile rap sheets, dark bumps and beats... it's understandable how many people are immediately turned off to their music. However, as I hope to show, behind the veneer of clown paint and violence is a message that is quite possibly more creative than any other modern day musical group, and an innovative, ground-breaking series of accomplishments. The ICP started as an inner-city str

Mafia Read This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Due to the inactivity of The W.C.M. The Purdy Family Mafia members in the past few months, we are asking that all members please click the above picture link and stop by the lounge. We would like to know how you are and if you're still interested in being involved in the family. Thank you. center>

To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town(or across the state) to see her.To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her.To every guy that she cried in front of.To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that kisses her with meaning.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hoursjust to see her for ten minutesTo every guy that would give his seat up.To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was beautifulno matter what.To

I Want To Take A Moment To Say Prayers Now To God> Our Heavenly Father>
Oh father see us thru this day < may you Bless us and keep us; close to you in all ways .My you use me, my talents and gifts as you will. I want to serve thee and do what I can in thy name. Lord thank you ; for all in my life and for letting me see and belive and giving me of free will to have faith in you..Please help those hurting in ways they cant seem to over come illiness or loss or griefs or lonliness what ever it be... those who seek love or ansewers in, their lives; I ask in Thy name that you,ll comfort them and send answers for them. If it be thy will..keep us all strong in thy faith oh Lord . let not Satan tear us down .. help us to hold fast and strong . May you fill up our hearts with joy , and love and hope , and a peace and faith ever strong . to go on in thy faith and may our faith never be shaken.Than- you oh Lord for all thy Gift, s given unto me and thank you for all thy blessings..I ask in ; Thy name for so much to be given to all , and I hope;

Rules Of Happiness
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WE ALL SHOULD PUT INTO PRACTICE: A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." " That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furnitu

Another Good One
Breakfast at McDonald's .. Please read until the end. This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!)I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone

Home
I see the sunrise as it breaks across the waves ill be home soon if its still there its been a long time like a cradle to the grave I doubt anyone still cares sometimes in life you got to go back to move on and sometimes youve just got to carry on and even if you dont hear any sound the wind and sky will keep you from crashing down once again im back home i feel that old familiar place i see that spot where we used to roam now and then i see a familiar face i close my eyes and try and feel you know ill never be the same its hard to know sometimes whats real a heart with wounds can always feel shame i sit and listen to what i heard said it doesnt matter anymore like a book my heart is easily read the lines on my face cut me to the core sometimes all you have left is home good or bad its always there

Assholes On Fubar
WHAT THE FUCK!WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?DO I HAVE PLEASE COME FUCK WITH ME AND PUSH ALL YOUR PSYCOTIC SHIT INTO MY LIFE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD OR SOMETHING?I AM SO SICK OF EVERYBODY DUMPING THEIR FUCKED UP SHIT ON ME.HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS,FIGHTING ONLINE IS LIKE BEING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS,YOU MAY WIN,BUT YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING RETARD.I AM NOT DRAMA QUEEN,NOR DO I WANT DRAMA IN MY LIFE.I DON'T SLEEP AROUND,I DON'T DO THE BAR THING,I DON'T MEET STRANGE MEN OFF THE INTERENT,I DON'T DO THE FUCK BUDDY THING,I DON'T DO DRUGS,I DON'T DATE PEOPLE OR BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE THAT DO DRUGS AND THAT INCLUDES BEING ADDICTED TO PAINKILLERS OR DRINK THEMSELVES RETARDED ALL THE TIME,I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER, AND I DON'T FUCK DIRTY SICK PERVERTED 50 YR OLDS.WHAT I DO IN MY LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS,UNLESS I MAKE IT YOUR BUSINESS!SO KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF LOSERS,AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TOO!

Jokes
1. What is the new gay internet address? ---C: enter 2. What did the lesiban frog say to the other lesiban frog? They're right we do taste like chicken 3.What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are You shaking for? She's going to eat me! 4. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning? They have no balls to scratch Hope u enjoy these jokes will try to find more.

An Intelligent Look At Insane...part 2
Despite all their hard work on the 4th Joker's Card, "The Great Milenko" is pulled from shelves on the day of it's release. Southern Baptist coalitions boycotted Disney on it's remote involvement with the Ellen television show, a sitcom depicting the lifestyle of a Lesbian. Disney, in a move to clean up it's act, finds out what Hollywood has been doing with ICP, and tries to sweep it under the carpet to improve company image. ICP, on the other hand, doesn't accept this. The ensuing label debate creates a huge scandal for Hollywood records, and this is perhaps one of the biggest times for publicity of ICP. Many people are hearing about ICP for the first time ever, in a media frenzy, and what they hear is: "novelty band 'Insane Clown Posse', consisting of two white rappers who look like KISS only in clown face paint, get dropped for trying to put out an obscene album through Disney". Naturally, considering the paradigms involved, this began a tsunami negative publicity, that exists to th

..............................................
Dejected and depressed Evil thoughts going threw her mind Wanting nothing more Then contentment in her life. Helpless and frustrated With no where else to turn She turn's to her sweet blade And her troubles unfurl. She thinks of the friends once so close Now only seem to bring more pain. Lectures and stern voices Remind her she can't do nothing right. For every friend Who she has hurt she adds a cut And a cut for every time A friend has inflicted pain Weather it was intentional or not Next she thinks of her boyfriends Not caring if they were worth it or not Adding to the growing number of cuts On her pale worthless body. The fights; the tears; the heartbreaks All she blames herself for. She thinks of her family And how despite their kind faces The feeling they want nothing to do with her. For every little disappointment And every little mistake she made' Now the final cuts The one's to end the grief

This Is Good
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his

Funny Jokes
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us!" So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three

Tired......
At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

Do They See.......
I wonder do they see the pain within her soul Do they see the broken heart of the child I wonder do they see the hate and rage that she hides Do they see the sadness in her eyes I wonder do they see the hurt and the fear The anger and the hate I wonder do they see her longing to be held Do they see her fight back the tears that she so desperately wants to cry I wonder do they see the cuts and scrapes Do they see her wanting a real home a place to call her own I wonder do they see do they really

18,000 To Level
I know that some of our new levelers are close to leveling.If you are under 10,000 please leave a profile comment with the amount you need on the homepage... Lets go show some love... REDDRAGON@ fubar

Funny
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no damn bike!"

Funny Jokes
1) What do u call 2 skunks that are 69ing? (a.) odor eaters (2) What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? (a.) speed bumps (LOL) (3.) What does a rooster have that a man wants?(a.) a hard pecker (4.) What do Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?(a.) they are made of plastic& are dangerous for kids to play with (5.) What is the mating call of a blonde? (a.) I'm soooo drunk!!lol (6.) Why do men name their penis?(a.) They want to be on a 1st name basis with the one making most of their decisions (7.) What do jello & a woman have in common?(a.) They both wiggle when u eat them(oh yes) (8.)What is the difference between ooooooh & ahhhhhhhhhh? (a) about 3 inches(hello!) (9) What do women & condoms have in common?(a.) they

Wiki Fubar
FUBAR From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Fubar) Jump to: navigation, search Look up FUBAR in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. For other uses, see FUBAR (disambiguation). FUBAR is an acronym that commonly means "Fucked Up Beyond All Repair" or "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition"; see below for other variations. It is attested in the United States Army and other military settings, as well as civilian environments. Contents [hide] * 1 Variations * 2 Etymology * 3 Related usage o 3.1 Physics and mathematics o 3.2 Literature o 3.3 Film and television o 3.4 Song o 3.5 Real-world usage o 3.6 Video games * 4 Related acronyms * 5 See also * 6 References * 7 External links [edit] Variations For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any,"

Dirty Jokes
Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a little while getting hard,I just got layed by a chick! 2.Whats the speed limit for having sex?.... 68 cuz at 69 u flip over and eat it! 3. U cry, i cry. u hurt,i hurt.U fight I fight. U jump off a bridge, i get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass! 4. Why do midgets laugh when they run?.....cuz the grass tickles their nuts. 5.Right now, over a million people are kissing, 300,000 are having sex,1,000 are getting head, and 1 lonely motherfucker is reading this message! 6. When ur having a bad day just remember that u could be a siamese twin stuck to ur gay brother that has a date tonight and ya'll only have 1 butthole. 7. Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat,bc he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up toward the heaven, he said?Lord, take pity on me. If u find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila. Mi

Poem
Crimson tears are falling Dark angelic poses Jesus Christ type smiles And a thorny rose tiara Crown my beatific smile A crucifix as my bed I lie in hateful scorn Remembering daydreams Of life yet to unfold My heart bleeding seven fold Of things left undone A remembrance of what I am And the tragedies that lay before I will tread softly And ignore the scorn I am infinite and tremelous Yet and still I will endure The heart that is pure

What Fairy Tale Character Are You?
You scored as Rapunzel, Rapunzel: secluded in a tower by a witch, she lost her golden long hair after caught of loving a Prince and marries him after he finds her in the desert alone.Rapunzel100% The Little Mermaid67% Peter Pan67% Cinderella50% Snow-White50% The Steadfast Tin Soldier33% Sleeping Beauty25% Aladdin17% Ali-Baba17% Which Fairy-tale Character Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Expressin Myself!!!
You are the only one that will ever know your true self and with that u learn to express yourself with what is naturally there, and what may be there later with the power of knowledge . You never stop the learning process and even though you think you may have it all, believe me there is always something else to be learned by the best of them. We never stop learning and the power is always deep inside, We are Strong. !!! There is always someone that you may depend on, someone that will never leave you when something goes awry, someone who knows your true self, And that person is you. !!!! Dont ever forget that, You are depending on yourself to get thru whatever is bothering you. Life has never been fair, but dont dwell on that fact becuase u make it whatever you want. Take a piece of that pie we call the world and make it your own!!! Dont ever let someone say you cant do it prove them wrong, Keep them guessing as what ur about to do, But do what it!!! We are STRONG & SHOW THEM

What I Miss....
The warmth..... Laying together in the semi dark touching places rarely caressed. I miss the corners. The corners of your mouth, the corners of your eyes, the corners of your.... the places where things come together... and separate. The inviting crevices. I miss just staring into your eyes. No words necessary. Bathing in the glow of knowing, And the sudden upwelling in my throat at the thought of losing you. The sex is nice too.....

Inner Frustrations
This just about sums up the way I've been feeling, lmao.... Rehab - "Crazy People" Lyrics Sittin' on the corner of 33rd and utter hell You ain't killed nobody today, but I ain't well Hangin' up on strippers, working on my 3rd bottle of liquor You smellin' like cat litter, still bitter Walk around the earth stressed I've been buggin' since I fell out of my mothers dress I guess, I'll have another panic attack It's always darkest right before it's pitch black World full of crazy people and I guess I'm one in the same And I tell you man it's evil, but I don't know no other game How did I get so dirty, you can see it on my face But I ain't killed nobody today, just yet So ya'll better give me some praise I'm mood swingin' like a wreckin' ball Knockin out a wall and I don't got a gun So I'm shootin' birds at ya'll And it piss me off more that you don't fall I oughta take a ball of C4 to the mall Lookin' out the window and the world calls me a chump Smokin' a

For My Father... R.i.p.
Things haven't been the same Since you've been gone. For a while I wondered How I'd carry on. The emptiness inside, It aches all the time. That is the reason why I am writing this rhyme. When I finally knew, I didn't know what to do. It happened so suddenly, It just couldn't be true. I watched you pass on, knew you weren't coming home. You'd gone on to Heaven, Where your soul could roam. I cried all day And I cried all night. I say I'm okay, But I'm not quite alright. How can I pretend That I'm not still in pain, And wipe away the tears That fall like rain? I'll remember that day, The day that you left, And your loving face I will never forget. This is my promise, A vow I'll keep evermore: You'll be in my heart Until I reach Heaven's shores. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My dearest daddy 'I love you', I think of you each day. I feel your arms around me, that's how I get through my days. Your looking down upon me, to guide me on my way,

From The Battle Feild
I'm pretty damn sure you wont be hearing this in the msm and if so it will be buried on the back page of the home and garden section.So I am going to pass it along I have seen the horror Al Qaeda is guilty of monstrosities in Iraq - no matter what anyone says MICHAEL YON Sunday, August 5th 2007, 4:00 AM {Major Mark Bieger, an American soldier, holds a wounded child after a suspected Al Qaeda car bomb exploded in Mosul in 2005.} Amid all this talk of timetables for the War in Iraq, blurred as they are by a strange lemming-like compulsion to declare the "surge" strategy a failure almost before it actually began, one deadline looms larger with each passing day: It's time for a reckoning with the truth. The problem is that almost none of those who have cast themselves as truth-tellers have the requisite credibility for the job. The one man who does was told he had only until September to evaluate progress. I'm not suggesting that I make a worthy substitute for t

Friends
Hi all! I finally realized that posting a blog is a LOT better than a bulletin. Anyhow, as many of you know, I have really cleaned up my friends list (from 1350 to about 540). It has become much more manageable for me now. I also know that the vast majority of those who remain are the very BEST friends that anyone could ask for on Fubar (God, that still sounds wrong). Anyhow, to make a long story short, I will be finishing this clean up by Friday. Sooooooooooooo, for those of you who do validate our friendship (please see my about me)by commenting, chatting, playing games or rating, I sincerely thank you. For the others who are only "point whores" or who just don't bother, have a GREAT time on the site, just do it without my friendship (not that it would matter to those types of people). In closing, I really have become addicted to the people who I call friends and want to be able to show all of you the most love possible. That's why I need to com

One Love , True Love , One Love
somebody needs love about my baby care then somebody needs love got to get it right away then we say one love baby hear wot i say one love baby right away one love if you left me again true love i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away (one love) baby hear what i say (true love) get it right away one love all that love can do true love your love i put my faith in you somebody needs love! and thats true yeah!baby baby baby care somebody needs love got to get it right away one love true love one love true love one love true i tryed to overstand somebody needs love baby baby baby care let me tell ya somebody needs love got to get it right got to get it right it away (one love) got to get it right away true love one love one love one love true love one love true love one love.... all material and lyric's owned by marley & tosh torrents 2006-2007© Sean. All rights reserved ®

156% Tax Increase
TAKE ACTION – SAY “NO” TO A FEDERAL TAX INCREASE ON CIGARETTES! Learn what you can do at stoptheFETincrease.com or call toll-free 1–866–527–4494. Congress is talking about raising cigarette taxes again by as much as $6.10 per carton. But as smokers know, cigarettes are already one of the most highly taxed products in the country today. In fact, since the year 2000, state and federal cigarette excise taxes have been increased over 73 times – driving up the average price of cigarettes over 80%. Everyone should pay their share of taxes, but a federal tax increase on cigarettes is an unfair burden on smokers – especially when these taxes fund a wide–range of expanding government programs that benefit everyone. And as cigarette sales decline it’s an unreliable source of revenue. Singling out smokers for a 156% increase in the federal cigarette excise tax is going too far – tell Congress enough is enough. Copy and Paste into a new window http://stopthefetincrease.com/

Aug.5th~weekend
Friday~stayed home n hung out with the bf all day. Saturday~went to the track worked thn hung out with the bf thn went back to my aunts.nothing major happend. Sunday~im tired as shyt so im prolly gonna go n lay down.maybe take a nap or some shyt. much love brit

Stranger On The Shore
(wings of a dove the next title is wat,ermm stranger on the shore,stranger on the shore) woha am stranger on the shore, and you dont love me no more, am stranger on the shore and you then dont love me love me no more now that you have finaly reached your destination, none of that fancy talk sweat explanation now i no i need your company yes she does feel it not here with me ,not there no more am stranger on the shore knocking at your door you dont want me no more oh the no love no more now that you have finaly reached your destination destanation none of that fancy talk sweat explanation when a first met you oh yeah now i know i miss your company yes she does i see you not here with me! whoa no more am a stranger on the shore no you dont love me no more....

Do You Still Love Me
Do you still love me, like you used to do Cause it's a pain away theres another for you Tell me my darlin' so i may know, if i must, Please stay or go, now were togther, we will Love each other, and if you still love me I love you endlessly,Do you still love me Like You used to do,for its a pain away, there's another for you... --/harmonica solo/-- Now were togther, we will love each other And if you still love me,i love you endlessly Tell me my darlin' so i may know, if i must stay or go if i must leave,stay or go, if i must leave,stay or go, if i must leave,stay or go--/fade/-- Robert Nesta Marley 1962

You Know Who You Are....
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing to be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lover can really be You're already in my heart...in my soul it took you to make me completely whole.

Butterfly
softly and tendly giveing my love to you oh butterfly,butterfly i love you so on the street where we live people makeing love so we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and tendly am giveing my love to you oh butterfly butterfly please dont you cry cause on the streets where we live people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i i love you so whoa baby baby so whoa baby baby so whoa so whoa baby baby, softly and truely am giveing my love to you whoa butterfly butterfly i love you so yeah! on the street where we people makeing love so you cant we why cant you and i,i love you so baby baby so whoa baby baby..........

Brand New Second Hand
YOU'RE ONLY ACTING LIKE YOU ARE SOMEBODY BUT I DON'T NO SAY YOU KNOW NOBODY YOU'RE ONLY A SHOW OFF YOUR PAINTED FACE, YEAH BUT UNDERNEATH THAT FACE YOUR JUST A DISGRACE (CHORUS) YOU'RE JUST A BRAND NEW SECOND HAND GAL NO MAN NO WAN' NO BRAND NEW SECOND HAND GAL YOU BETTER GO BACK AROUND SO YOU'RE JUST A BRAND NEW SECOND HAND GAL YOU THINK IT'S THE DRESS YOU WEAR THAT MAKE YOU A LADY GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND GAL YOU MUST BE CRAZY MAMA USED TO TELL ME LONG TIME AGO YEAH NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE GLITTER IS GOLD CHORUS SEE YOU WATCH THEM PASS I WELL HIDY-TIDY BUT THEM NO-NO SAY YOU VERY NASTY LOOK 'PON YOU FOOTBACK LOOK HOW THEM TOUGH, YEAH AND YOU JAW BONE FAVOR SPANISHTOWN HANDCUFF CHORUS DICK KNOW 'BOUT YOU AND TOM DO AND HARRY JUST 'ROUND THE CORNER KNOW 'BOUT YOU TOO HE GOT A POLICE BUK AND TAKE IT FOR FUN HE MUST SEE NO-NO SAY YOU JUDGE TO GUN CHORUS ...TAKE MAN FE IDIOT YOU'RE JUST

The Cowboy Yearns
THis cowboy yearns to where a gorgous and precious young lady is .. he thinks of her often and misses her every min... He remembers all the talks and phone calls and can hear that sweet voice. This cowboy yearns for a moment to hold her close and kiss her tender lips.. to be able to never let her go but put a smile upon her face that would never go away .. this cowboy yearns to be where this gorgous young lady is .. .. just to be close to the the young lady that makes his days go by and puts a smile upon his face ..

The Cowboy's Last Ride
The old cowboy finishes the days ride, he get off the old paint in the middle of pasture .. He takes the saddle off and the briddle .. He says Old paint the days for us have come to and end .. we have made our last ride. I will miss you ole pard, fur i am goin to the big ranch in the sky to be a top hand for the Big Cowboy up there. The cowboy slaps ole paint in the ass and said i see ya again .. The cowboy walks back to the bunkhouse and set the saddle on the front porch. He goes in and eats a little grub. He write a little not to those that know him .. Dont be sad my friends fur i am in a better place. I am up with all the top notch cowboys and wokin for the Big Ranch IN the Sky. .. the cowboy finsihes the writins and lays down in bed. He says his prayers and to sleep he goes. The cowboy never woke up the next morn but we all know he is up on the BIG Ranch in the Sky ..

The Hill Top
As a cowboy wakes to a new day .. he gets dressed and eats some grub. he walks out and saddles old paint for a day in the saddle he has. He starts on the north side and works his way south, checkin fences and cattle he sees. The cowboy come to the top of the hill and just looks down in the meadow below .. He sits and watches the cattle graze and begins to think about things. He thanks God for the life he has givin him. The life of being a cowboy. The honor and pride he has when he makes each daily ride. He thanks God for all the things in his life that has been good and bad. The hill top is a peaceful place, its where the cowboy goes to think things through and about life and everything it brings .. Do you have a hill Top?

I Just Love Stalkers!!!!! :o
I just love stalkers... They buy the best BIG PIMPING gifts and And such.....SPeakin of such I could really use a 3 or 7 day blast.. lol. Well color me happy.... I just love you guys... hehhe......... LMFAO!!!!!!! So whatever you all are doing its working........... LMFAO!!!!! :P :O

The Cowboy's Love
It has been many days now since this cowboy has talked to you .. You are his pride and joy. the love of his life . the one who keeps him goin through each day . this cowboy is homesick to where you are , he yearns for each days moments to hold you close and kiss your tender lips. He wants you to be his one and only, the one to be there till the end. the one he will love and cherish and the one he will spoil and treat like a queen . each day apart from you his heart grows fonder and his love grows deeper and deeper . As each day passes not a moment goes by that his mind ponders on what your doin or if your ok. His love for you is undying and he cares for you more than anything in this world, because of this you are the Cowboy's Love ..

The Beautiful Young Lady
There is a young lady down Texas way a cowboy has takin a likin to. Her smile could light up any darkin room. Her heart is of God's gracious love. Her eyes shine like the brightest diamond and the cowboy gets lost each time he looks in them. She is a Blessin to the Cowboy and he thanks God each and everyday fur lettin the two cross paths. Her voice is calm and soothing like an angel singin. Each day the cowboy thinks of her his heart grows fonder and fonder .. She is in his every thought and he misses her more and more each day. The cowboy yearns more each day to see the beautiful young lady. To hold her close and spend precious time with her. To be a blessin in her life as she is in his . The cowboy says " Thank you maam for bringin happyness and laughter to my life and I pray that God's Love and Grace will bless us both in the days ahead when we spend time together. "

Answers Tocreation Verses Evolution Is In The Bible In Book Of John And Hebrews.. Read On >
Ok at church the serman was as this ; 1.God the Creator made this all in 6 day and 7th. day rested.. 2 The world is said to of took 14 billion yrs to evolve .. , say sicentist ,: Who can say God ,s time wasnt, 14 billion yrs. cause God,s time is his , we know not his time zone or leanght or shortness, period of time. It,s different that ours times here on the earth. then you ask why things are put off balance on earth.?why things are unjust.; When our reaction should be, where does expectation come from.? does it come from eveloution , no . there are not to be bad happening if we be of evolution. where do we get the expectation of compassion , hope, wanting. needing , trying to make things right or better. / this is all from our Lord And creator installed in us as humans. he gave theses gifts to us . he the creator did all made all put feeling , compassion , love , all else he added to us . how in evolution would this of come about. if we were evolved from a mas of bl

Because Of Your Love...
Baby I don't understand How just the touch Of your hand Can make me Feel invincible Do you know just Where you take me? Do you how high You make me? I need your kiss Like oxygen With your arms Warm around me When your eyes look Deep into me It's un-stopable Baby anything is possible Everything I wanna be Any dream I wanna dream I can, because of your love Anywhere I ever go With all of my heart I know I am the man I am Because of your love Don't know how I lived before you Now I live to Explore you Take me to your Secret world I could swim in your Deep blue passion Or I could feel your love Come crashing over me And bless me Whether you're right By my side Whether you and I Are a million miles apart I can always feel you In my heart

Virgo My 1st Half
Virgo is earthy and represents the sixth sign of the zodiac. You belong to a group of people known for their perfectionism and highly analytical minds. There's a bit of a joke about how precise and demanding Virgos are but when you think about it, what's wrong with being tidy, organised and clean? In a way, you are misunderstood and your attention to detail, your desire for excellence and hygiene is not as bad as some might think. You have a rather unusual preoccupation of being extremely fastidious and also critical of the world. Some of the people that know you feel as if your standards are way too high to live up to. If only they knew just how critical you are of yourself! You don’t really expect any more of others than you do of yourself. And after a time those that hang out or live with you start to learn some vital lessons about the true meaning of work and achievement. This due to your high standards. When you do express your criticism of something it's more than likely be

Pirate Salute Contest
Rules: 1) Make a salute with a pirate flag (Skull & Crossbones) or a salute to Conejo while wearing a pirate outfit. 2) Comments & Ratings. NO COMMENTS SAYING "1" ETC.. 3) CONTEST BEGINS AUGUST 26 AND ENDS SEPTEMBER 2. PRIZES: 1ST PLACE GETS AN OSCAR 2ND PLACE WILL RECEIVE A SHOT OF RUM EVERYONE ELSE WILL RECEIVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA TO APPLY: SIMPLY SEND ME A MAIL WITH LINK TO YOUR PHOTO YOU WISH TO ENTER.

Libra My Other Half
You’re born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. You’re most definitely a thinker — you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. You’re rarely at a loss for words … even on your worst day you have the gift of the gab! You not only have the ability to share your ideas in a very natural way; you also have charm in the way you convey your feelings. This is another of your very positive traits. Even people who don’t agree with what you have to say can’t resist you and will usually behave well around you — you’re simply a nice person. Your love of communication makes you an excellent mediator and negotiator. Coupled with the fact that you’re always reaso

Me And You
Ordinary no, really don't think so Not a love this true Common destiny We were meant to be Me and you Like a perfect scene from a movie screen Where every dream comes true Suited perfectly for eternity Me and you Every day, I need you even more At the nighttime too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Every day I live I try my best to give All I have to you I thank the stars above That we share this love me and you Every day, I need you even more At the nighttime too There's no way I could ever let you go Even if I wanted to Ordinary no, I really don't think so Just a precious few Ever make it last Get as lucky as Me and you

Me!
I just want ley everyone know i did forget about any of you but i was in a very bad accident and lost my left leg just above my knee. I just got to my parents house from the hospital. I got hit my a semi while i was rideing on a motorcycle. Things have change alot for me but i'm doin well and am glad to be home. Just wanted to let everyone know. Please keep me in your prays and thoughts. My family also.

Need Alot Of Love Plssssss
Hi all..here is links to the contests I am in..Pls rate and bomb if you can..I would appreciate it and will return the favor.. Hugs, Mechelle Thanks in adavance You can click on the pics below and just type whatever on the comments...Im new to this but thank you.

Im A Strong Aries Woman...
Aries Your element: Fire Your ruling planets: Mars Symbol: The Ram Your stone: Ruby Life Pursuit: The thrill of the moment Vibration: Enthusiastic Aries Secret Desire: To lead the way for others. Description: Aries are fire signs and those born under this element are regarded in astrology as adventurous, active and outgoing. It won't matter where you go or how remote or unusual it is - from the Outback to the Antarctic - you can be sure that an Aries has been there before you (or at the very least you will meet one along the way!) Aries is a uniquely naive sign. Although they are independent, outgoing and assertive they are also surprisingly trusting, often innocently walking into the lion's den at times. No matter what upheaval, challenge or triumph they confront - an Aries has a wonderful ability to bounce back. Their faith in life and the future remains untouched by hardship. Their gift is that they are always children at heart and the world is always

Leia In Return Of The Jedi
Has anyone noticed how freakin' smokin' Princess Leia still is in Return Of The Jedi! I say DAMN! I'm watching it now, and she's wearing her little Jabba the Hut freaky-deaky outfit! I have puberty wood starting! Mmmmm, tasty Leia!!!!

Doctors Visit
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately never knew eating right could be so easy.

Following The Body
If you follow your heart, you'll get heart broken. If you follow your head, you'll over think, like me. If you follow your wallet, you'll get burned. Lastly, if you follow your dick, you'll get VD.

Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter.
Rule one: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still., I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to you

Do You?
Do you forgive someone when they lied or hurt you? Hurt you emotionally or physically... do you? Is it easy to move on and block them from your life even if they meant the world to you? Just curious =) BTW! 2 more months till im 19! yay! Im too chill right now.. school is over and im donezo! aight peace yall!

Been Busy
So .. . The last couple days while basically wasted have led to one delightful development. . . I"m totally and completely in love with Ryan he's in basic right now but will be home soon I've known him for over a year and I guess we're a couple now and i'm quite deliriously happy about it actually but I'm still jobless so if you know anybody hiring it would be much appriciated. Kiss Kiss

Fake Freinds
FAKE FRIENDS People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...

Try Not 2 Cry
Try not to cry try not to cry.... proper sad ;( YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good , I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no

Virgo And Libra My 2 Zodiac Signs
i'm a virgo and libra split between the 2 Virgo Your element: Earth Your ruling planets: Mercury Symbol: The Virgin Your stone: Sapphire Life Pursuit: To do the right thing Vibration: Compassionate and caring Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return Description: Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs. Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practicing natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others,

Diary 2007 So Far
First, allow me to apologise in not keeping my blog records upto date... very remiss of me! Secondly, in April this year I officially qualified as a physiotherapist (? physical in US? - anyone reading this I'm sure will let me know!!!) after 5 years of graft I wasn't going to fail at the last hurdle... that would have been too much! Thirdly, May came and I was graduated along with the 2003 cohort (my classmates from 2003-2006) at a very poncy ceremony at the Barbican (City of London) as well as about 1000 nurses. And then came June... still waiting for that first Physio job... certainly nothing before my burpday on 17th but hey-ho!! July... just thought I would pop in to the Wimbledon Guild to volunteer my services for the 'stroke club'... I only got a job there didn't I?!! Quite fortuitous if I say so myself... AND what's more, there may be an opportunity to practice some of my newly acquired physio skills in Elder Rehabilitation! And now we are in August... we've had

Ill Dream Anytime As Long As.....
The night is so quiet and she is missing him so much..He had to work late again..so she waits for him and as she waits she sits on the sofa and reads her book. her eyes slowly begin to drift down taking her away into a dream world where love is perfect and time stands still..She dreams of long southern night making love to the man she so loves his hands her hands their bodies entwined..oh what a wonderful dream ...then she feels lips on her thighs her eyes flutter open and she sees his head slowly kissing down her legs and back up again...she whispers softly his name and he looks at her then kssies his way to her lips...they kiss softly then tilt their heads to have further acess as their tongues begin a dance with ne another..her hands grasp his head and shoulders n the kiss gets deeper and deeper they finally they break away to get their breath.....Her hands raom his chest down to his waist to skim across his hardened cock..she hears his intake of breath so she pops open the button

I Am Lost....
I am lost in a sea of confusion and bound by the tie that binds. I am in a place that I feel comfortable, yet I am afraid. Conflict of intrest allow us to be apart and kinowing that can change doesn't make it any easier. I feel once there is no boundries between us, you will just say goodbye. No more communication and will let our relationship die. I have accepted many things andI have only me to blame for the conflict in our relationship. I feel like I am a switch that only gets used to be turned on and turned off when done with. I learned a hard lesson when I spoke to soon and expressed what I felt and still do. I want to share my friendship with you and I am not sure you do. I am torn between persuing and ending. I have cried many nights from the fear and flight. I opened my wings to you and have done nothing more except express my feelings too. Am I the only one who feels the way I do, you say that you do things quietly and on your terms. I am awaiting what

The Tired Of Hearing List
This list will be a continually changing and updating list, for the sole fact that I won't have all the things one the first run through. Annoyances: 1 People spamming the Bulletin board with he downrated this and that. People get over yourselves, they are doing one of two things; A. rating honest or B. doing it for the attention you are giving them. 2 people complaining about rank. This site is made to make money. Everything is. So to be top dog you need to shell out money. shit happens deal with it and move on. 3 people that feel they are better then anyone else. It's not you, o wait yea it is you, at least your fault that you have that damn arrogance that makes you think anyone would want to be you. 4 people who take life too serious and don't relax a little. Now before people get all pissy about this one, everybody at one point or another will do this, even I have. Yes that makes me a hypocrite, but wait, we all are. 5 people who say they are not a hypocrite. Bull

Best Friends.
It is hard to cind that one person you can call your best friend. Some people jsut have friends that thay are not coles to. People they can not tell anying to. But sometimes you meet the one person you can tell you dearkest secreats to. And you can as their oupopns on suff. It doesn't matter if they are male of female. As long as wen you are in the riim with that person you can talk and laug and sometiems cry with. The type you can call in the middle of the night jsut becsue you had a bad dream. Or jusut becsue you need somone to listine to you. Those are the friends. And everyone one could use one of them.

Sunday Greetings!
Thought I would blog a few lines as a break from applying make-up, lol! We dance at 4:30p.m., "we" being the Sparta Bellydancers!! I never wear this much make-up - I look like a 2-bit hooker who can't figure out where her corner is! This is more paint than I wear all year! I still haven't tried to use false eyelashes, lol. But I do glue rhinestones by my eyes with eyelash glue. Looks neat but my skin doesn't recover for a week or so, lol. Takes me forever to get my coin jewelry on - necklace, earrings, 2 anklets, 2 bracelets. I really jingle - and this is without my hip scarf with all the coins. I make a racket just walking! Yes, I need to take pictures, I know! I really don't look like Maggie with this get-up on and all this make-up. I have a very Gypsy-like look - like I should be reading Tarot cards or something, lol! Maybe some palm reading?? I am in a strange place today. I hate when the energy and Retrograde combine to really mess with a person! Wish me luck! No w

Haha
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!" LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the

Bitch Blog
ok, i say i'll let yer child stay here at 4pm while you go out with the girls. ...you drop him off at 2, when i wasnt home knowing the door was unlocked. he wants to stay the nite, ok no problem. ...he calls u, u never called 2 check up on him. ...it's 230 in the afternoon now and u havent called. aint that a bitch?

The Truth About My Sickness
for the last 4 years i have been sick.. i've got endometriosis. most people don't really know what that is. not really important i guess. but it has caused me to be in pain every day for the last 4 years... every day i wake up and i suffer... so my senior year of high school i decided to have surgery. when they " got in " they found that my condition was much worse than they thought that it was. i had a massive tumor that was thankfully benign. the dr. wanted to do an emergency hysterectomy at the time but my parents wouldn't consent to it because they didn't think that it would be what i wanted. i thought the surgery was my godsend..i thought it would help me..but after i healed and the pain from the surgery went away i felt better for maybe a month and the problems started back up again. that's when i went to the pain pills. and i stayed on them for a long time until the pain started to become so severe that even that didn't help. i ended up having another surgery, wher

What I Think
A juggalo isn't a person who paints their face and chants about hatchets and clowns. A juggalo is a person who isn't fake. Just a person who doesn't fit in. A misfit. We don't worship clowns, idols, and figures. Were not about religeon. We are about whats right and whats wrong and how you go along in life and the friends and homies you make. Learn the fucking story. If your going to hate us. Have a fucking reason. And if your gonna say they are rascist. Your FUCKING wrong. WE are completely AGAINST that shit. We believe that if we are good in life and good to others. Then we'll be rewarded in WHATEVER afterlife there is. Thats what Shangri-la (heaven) is all about. So if your with me. Comment this shit. Make it BIG. Keep passing it on. Naughty JuggaLette (I made this. cause i was SICK of the fucking critisism.)

My Music....(at Youtube)
Here's a link to my music on "youtube" I hope this works....> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG5LUuPQ5-0 (sorry, you have to copy paste it) If it works thank you for watching and listening...please let me know if you like it or not...one way or the other, ok? All comments appreciated! Thank you..... Rio

Me And Better Half
We met when he was 15 yrs. old when he was walking by my house, and I am 24 yrs old . He wanted to go with me then but I was nice to wait till he was old enough to go with him. then when he was 21 yrs old we got together in a bar that we met again and i had him and his cousin buying me beer all night long. now back to this to fill u in on what happened since i wrote this , we it has been 3 months, and all was good until he decided to go back to visit his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him and lied to him but he was surprised when i found out when he got home on friday night that i found out that he was there and he tried to figure out who told me that he was there. well all of the sudden this girl showed up to my home saturday night and asked him him and i told her that we were together and he never told her that we were togother . he made is mind up after he asked who cheated on him and lied to him and he chose the lier and the cheater and that girl lives in addison ny .

Steven
I was over seeing Steven today, he is doing amazingly good. He is finished his chemo treatment for now but due to go back in 3 months time to the hospital for a check up to see if the cancer is still dormant. As you can see from the photo his hair is starting to grow back as well and he is putting on weight again. The district nurse still comes in everyday to give him an injection to help to control his potassium levels.

The Concert Was Awesome....
Last Sunday was the Jason Aldean concert and OMFG it was so awesome. He sang all his best songs. Woot Woot he grabbed my hand :D *drooling*.. I bought a t shirt, and a pic. I also got one of his guitar strings that broke off in the middle of one of his songs. And the song list that he looked at through out the hole concert woot woot go me :P. I get to add those to the oh so many other souveniers I have gotten in the last few months. Anyway I would recommend everyone go see him he is oh so worth the money. Jason Boland opened for him and he is an amazing artist too.

You're Banned From This Lounge!
ok in the last 12 hours i have been band from blitz 2 fuckin time and latty i get teh feelin ever one dose not want me there to i am done with blitz bye to all my friends there and fuck off to all u people u hate me bye

Woot Woot
Saturday night I bought me some new concert tickets. Going to see Kevin "Fuckin'" Fowler again. It will be the third time since Nov. Reckless Kelly is opening for him which means super hottie and me will be flirting like the last time :P.. The lead singer is so gorgeous. Anyway it is my exciting news to me lol. And I keep hearing everyone say that they have never heard of either of these people so I am going to embed a video from each in this blog :D.. Reckless Kelly "Nobody's Girl" (this one way sang to me *faints*)

Waking Nightmares
Sometimes I think having an over active imaginatino can be a bad thing, that coupled with a delicate sensibility, tends to give me waking nightmares that I cant seem to block out of my head and bring me to tears. I wonder if this is something really wrong with me, or if its okay. Recently a bridge collapsed in Minnasota, and I cant stop thinking about how horrible it would be. I've had many thoughts about what I might have done in such a situation; with things ranging from if I was all alone, or with friends; which way I was going on the bridge, ect. I think its really morbid and I dont want to think about it at all really, but I keep getting reminded of it by things. (Maybe because I work on the river...i dunno.)

August 5, 2007~out And About & Fubarred
Ok... so everyone that talks to me knows that we were planning to go out last night and mingle with the locals... lmao! we started the night out @ Benders in downtown Massillon... the car show was in progress when we arrived and the bar filled up quick.. Cheryl & I were the first to arrive and get things started, I think we had atleast or 9 drinks before Kristina arrived...we hung out there until about 10 pm with Ryan & his wife, Josh, Phil, Mikey... we sampled Flaming Dr. Peppers, Sicillian Kisses, shots of Tequila and a variety of drinks.. I think we were pretty well lit before we left there.. THANKS to the bartender Denise...next we went to Falcons in Perry Township..and interrupted a Bachelorette party, the bride to be had Mikey getting naked dancing for her and her friends and ended up giving Cheryl her lei and a little tongue.. haha wonder if she remembers that today..infact Falcon's was off the chain.. there was alot of nudity for sure and definately ALOT of us girls kissing ea

El Tiempo
EL TIEMPO EN LATINOAMERICA ES DIFERENTE YA QUE ACA LLUEVE CON GANAS, OSEA MORE RAIN EVERIDAY EN INVIERNO Y AVECES EN VERANO, HACE FRIO EN ESTE PAIS, PERO MAS AL NORTE HACE CALOR! NO ES OCMO EN USA, AUNQUE ULIMAMENTE ,,,,,MMMM BESITOS

Welcome Mat
Well it's happened again, ladies and gents!!! Yet another person that told me he loved me and told me he cared.....well let's just say, he lied. Apprently i'm not worth waiting for and apparently I'm not worth the wait. So now all I want is friendships with those I know and to hell with everything else.!!!

Yeehaw Please Give A Big Fubar Welcome To The Tom Dixon Band
Here’s a little info about us: The Tom Dixon Band is a country band from Manchester , NH . Though their roots reach into the blues, rock and jazz music, they are country through and through. Tom Dixon is an award winning vocalist both locally and regionally. First and foremost they are an original band, but have been known to perform many cover songs at local bars and clubs. Their brand of music has been labeled “Rock Hard Country” because of their hard edge country sound. To listen to it, you would know it’s country, but they tear it up like a rock show! Singer/songwriter Tom Dixon Released his debut CD “Rock Hard Country” in March of 2007 along with his live band. Many would recommend that studio musicians should be used in the studio, but Tom wanted to capture the power and energy of their live performances on the CD. This was a success! Tom and the band just recently opened for Big Machine Records artist Dusty Drake at the 2007 Country Fest at Presc