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Week 42
- Trickster has a guilty nightmare of the Rogues murdering Bart, and wakes up handcuffed to Pied Piper and surrounded by Deadshot and Multiplex. In an attempt to break free, Trickster stuns his captors with a bomb hidden in his tooth and runs out of his cell…which happens to be a jet, and seemingly falls to his doom with Pied Piper in tow. - Mary Marvel investigates a bank robbery in Gotham City and finds the Riddler standing out front. Without knowing about his current state of good guy/bad guy affiliations, she starts to do her “beat up the criminal” thing but Riddler convinces her he’s on her side…for now. They start to follow a mud trail left by the culprits and find out it’s actually a trail left by Clayface. During an ensuing fight, Mary hurls Clayface into outer space. Riddler recommends she get some “help,” all the time with a certain Gotham-based superhero detective watching … - While Batman spies on Riddler and Mary Marvel’s fight, Karate Kid comes to talk to him about

Where Should I Start?
Where should I start? We both know so much about each other. First I should start off with, Have I told you I Love you today? Even if I have I’ll tell you again, I Love You Baby! Saying that really comes so easy to me .Because I know what we Have goes beyond just love. Someday you will realize I’m right, I’ve been telling you that all along. It’s like we were together in The past and were separated for some reason. Now time has brought Us back to each other. We must take the future in our hands and hold on this time, and never let go for any reason. Never let anything come between Us. I have issues that I deal with daily, as well as I’m sure you do also. One thing that always haunts me is that I will Be enuff for you. Can I be your everything, fulfill you every need As well as your desires. I’m not talking about you just being content. Will I always be your friend, your lover, the one you turn to for advice. Your Rock, your Steady Hold, Your All. Will you allow me to b

True
This is a true story and I have thought about it deeply every day since it happened. This sort of thing never happened to me before or after. For me, it was a one of my personal experience. In September 2001 I was camping with my girlfriend along an unpaved forest road in the Manzano Mountains in northern New Mexico. It was a place I had hiked before and was told that there were homesteaders there in the old days who were unsuccessful in their attempts to survive. It was an evening that was clear with some moonlight. About 2 a.m. or so I woke up to the sound of a single distant coyote howl. I listened to it for awhile and thought it was strange there was only one coyote howling. Then suddenly a crazy barking/howling came from what seemed to be ten feet outside my tent. I turned over to see if my girlfriend was listening and I thought I saw her leaning up from her sleeping bag on one elbow with her head tilted upward, looking toward the roof of the tent. She had a terrified expr

Bad American?
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like

The Wounded Warrior Project
The Wounded Warrior Project Click Here to Enter The Wounded Warrior Project Website!!! Please consider donating to the Wounded Warrior Project. The Wounded Warrior Project is a phenonmenal opportunity to donate money to a great organization that makes a world of difference in the lives of our wounded heroes. This an efficiently run organization, ensuring that at least 80 cents of every donation dollar get to the soldiers you want to help.

Week 43
- There is nothing more sad yet slightly ridiculous than a superhero funeral. At Bart Allen’s, we’re offered up tearful words from Golden Age Flash Jay Garrick, Cyborg and Wonder Girl, who takes the opportunity of a national stage to declare her intent to kill the guys who capped Bart. Seriously…that girl needs to work on how she grieves. - Meanwhile, in the stands of the funeral-hosting stadium, Donna, Jason and the Monitor are in a funk. Mr. Monitor wants the trio to tear off across the multiverse looking for Ray Palmer, the hero once known as the Atom, but Jason says “no beans.” On the other side of the place, Piper and Trickster decide it was a bad idea to come to the funeral of the kid they were in on murdering. Too bad for them that while they run to the parking lot to escape, they get bushwhacked by Deadshot and Multiplex. - Out in the Bleed, that totally cool space in between Earths, Monarch shows Forerunner all sorts of soldiers he’s recruited to fight everyone. Forerunn

Week 44
- SHAZAM! Literally! Mary Marvel lands inside the fabled Rock of Eternity in a flash of light to find that her brother Billy is the new Wizard Shazam. Upon learning that friend Freddy Freeman has been chosen as the new Captain Marvel, she pretty much feels left out of the whole “new awesomeness” loop. We kinda feel sorry for her. - Forerunner is all like, “I’m bummed. I’ma chill in this dark alley.” Then BOOM!—the Monarch is all over her weakened emotional state with a story of the Monitors’ subjugation of her people. Then he promises her that he’ll grant her power and glory for joining him…because dudes who make that promise are always totally on the level. - Jimmy Olsen, still wondering what’s up with these wonky powers, decides to test his scattershot abilities by heading to Metropolis’ Suicide Slum and picking a fight with a bunch of ragged-looking street toughs (that’s right, street toughs!). After punching Jimmy in the face, the street toughs gang up on our boy with no sig

The Straggly Cat
I have a new perspective on vets!! The Straggly Cat She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her.....she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. (My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.) The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full of people waitin

Long Distance Love #2
Doubts and worry did I have When I was unsure how to love There were times when I couldn't believe That this someone special has finally arrived Time seemed to pass very fast Yet I still can't wait For that special moment When Fate allows us to meet Some things still strike me as not right Even after I've known you so much better This distance parting us should not exist Cause we are obviously destined to be together The oceans between the two of us Doesn't really amount to anything though Compared to the joy you have brought to my life And the future we hold together No matter what the future brings us Please just remember those moments we had Sharing moments of joy, peace and laughs Even when things hit us bad Sure I wish we were physically closer but in my heart, this relationship is the best I can have Being around you is all I long for but I will settle for our long distance love

Week 45
- So, Forerunner is totally handing Jason’s ass to him, and Donna isn’t faring much better. Even though she knocked the purple-skinned bounty hunter for a loop, the Amazon dang near broke her hand in the process. Way to go, D! - Jimmy returns to the scene of the crime in Metropolis, perhaps in an attempt to get picked up for Sleez’s murder. Although he does give us a pretty handy-dandy recap of his storyline thus far. Meanwhile, someone sneaks up on a hobo. - Donna is still getting tossed around like a rag doll when she decides to up the awesome quotient of the issue a bit by tearing into Forerunner with a machine gun. It doesn’t do much, but it looks cool. Then we take a short timeout between rounds. - It was Holly doing the sneaking up, but as soon as she gets an offer to take a step up from Dumpster diving…someone sneaks up on her! - Donna’s totally losing this fight when the good Monitor with the sideburns appears and explains to Forerunner that she’s done, since they h

Aj's Heart Cath
Aurora's last heart surgery is scheduled for August 30th. She's going in for what is called a Fontan, which will be the final surgery until she needs a transplant at hopefully 30 years old. if you ahve questions, well wishes, anything feel free to message me on yahoo LLSIRSHADOW or send me a mail here.

Week 46
- Jimmy Olsen has a lot of time on his hands these days to mope and bemoan the death of New God Lightray…oh wait! No he doesn’t! Instead, he’s got a hankerin’ for investigating some weird letter he just got at the Daily Planet. - On her first night back on patrol, Mary Marvel stumbles across an occult gathering of pregnant women singing an Echo and the Bunnymen song around a floating, glowing rock (no, we did not make this up). Then, the chant summons a demon whose body is composed of infant corpses. (Seriously? No, we’re not joking here…SERIOUSLY?!?) After a bit of debate, the demon decides he’d like to eat Mary. - In Keystone City, the Rogues are out for a nice round of drinks at a local burger joint. When Mirror Master is rude to the waitress, Pied Piper draws him into some colorful discussion on manners, and the whole thing soon comes to blows. Lucky for the restaurant’s manager, Captain Cold and Inertia show up to put the pair on ice (not kill them, just make them all freezy

Meh
well as of lately i've been enjoying but hating the dj thing. i love playing music for other people and me but lately its just been for the same 3 or 4 friends i love playing music for them but i wish there were more people in there i some what feel as a failure as a dj. Oh well enough venting.

Nervous
Tomorrow is a big day for me. I am extremely nervous. I have my one year check up tomorrow & it is kind of a big deal. In fact I am not just nervous I am scared shitless. Afraid to hear those words again..."you have cancer". So much has happened in the last year since, my world has literally fallen apart before my eyes. And this time my friends & family aren't here with me. I am truly alone & freaking.

~ War Robots ~
Machine-gun-toting robots have been on patrol in Iraq since April, and they will be involved in combat "soon" http://www.nypost.com/seven/08042007/news/worldnews/robots_roll_into_iraq_war_zone_worldnews_eric_lenkowitz.htm They're not quite Terminators, but robots have taken to the battlefield. Machine-gun-toting robots have been on patrol in Iraq since April, and they will be involved in combat "soon," it was reported yesterday. This marks the first time that robots have been used in warfare. So far these machines have been limited to street patrol and reconnaissance. "The 'bots haven't fired their weapons yet, but that'll be happening soon," Michael Zecca, the program's manager, told Wired magazine. He said they have been cleared for live action since June. The robots, which are equipped with cameras and operated by remote control, move along on a pair of tank-like treads. Before they can engage an enemy, a three-part arming process must be completed by the controlle

Thanks, Friends
Wow. I uploaded some pics. Why do I upload pics when my so-called friends mark them NSFW???? I uploaded to a Friends only folder; so I know it was a "friend." The crazy thing is that the pic wasn't even that NSFW. I have seen comment pics that are worse. In fact, I have seen comment pics left on people's pages of people engaging in so-called NSFW acts, and it's not an issue. This pic was just of an ass, not even a naked ass....WTF? If that offends you so much; then get off my friend's list please. I marked this blog NSFW just in case it offends one of you. :p To my real friends that actually will read this blog, and who actually read my bulletins and talk to me, comment me, and rate my stash, pics, etc.... Thank you, I know it wasn't you, and I appreciate your friendship. Today has just been on of those days on FUBAR that makes me think; what the heck am I even on here for?

Nsfw Pictures
What the hell is up with people flagging pitures NSFW that aren't even NSFW!? I have had pictures flagged that I have had on here since I've joined and no one has said anything and then all of the sudden, someone flags the fuckers! What is wrong with people, are you seriously that innocent!? If so then get the fuck off this site, it's not for you! The fact that there is even a NSFW option tells me that its not meant for molly mormons or those who like to think that they have virgin eyes. If you are in a flagging mood, get the fuck off my page!!

I'm Soooo Bored
So a couple of days ago I hurt my back and today I was out and about doing my errands and it just felt like my back is on fire. I don't think that that is a good thing at all but I don't have any insurance to pay for a doctors visit let alone a the hospital bill i already have from having to call the ambulance to pick me up. I m not sure if I already told you guys but what happened was I was bending down to pick something up off the floor and when I went to stand back up pain shoot down my legs and up my spine. On a brighter note my daughter starts her first day of kindergarten in a brand new school in 20 days. She is so excited grandma got her 5 new out fits thank god cause most people would know that I don't have the money to do that she was going to get thrift store clothes like I used to get when I was in school (and for those of you who don't read my blogs that much and are thinking why don't you buy your daughter what she needs instead of paying for Internet I answer with this my

~ Fire Fight ~
Some of the shit Our Brave Men and Women have to put up with while so much Bull Shit is said about them here. I Sorry i just will not stand for it. To those with Family and Friends Serving in Iraq i Play these with the Hopes that you can See your Family or Friends and Know they are Ok after these events.

Long Distance Love
I have a long distance love I know he was sent to me from heaven above I long for his arms to hold me tight For him to whisper in my ear " everything will be alright" I am lucky to have him in my life Maybe one day I will. become his wife When we get gray and old His will be the hand I hold FOr better or for worse Til death do us part I will love him more with each beat of my heart

Dating Sucks
So here it is another year single. All the dates I have had added up is as equal to me as a 5 year relationship. I have found absolutely nothing in dating, except a whole alot of hurt feelings and endless nights of (sometimes) Great Sex.Hang on girls, all it is a one night stand or maybe the fling of the week. How can u honestly believe that this is going to turn out into anything at all. I haven't! I have seen, heard, felt,tasted, and touched some of the most awesome and ignorant men in the world. Just to these All who have loved Hopefuloly they've learned. Dating Sucks. Respectfully No Ones Bitch. Leah

Aching Vagina
ACHING VAGINA By: MHG a.k.a Proud Mary He gazed at her closely … from the swell of her breasts to the sway of her hips, the gentle curve of her waist to her honey-colored skin and soft flowing hair.... he then felt it, the stirring deep in his loins. he whispered her name... slowly she turns, her empty eyes devoid of expression, she sees longing...sensed a heating passion.. she takes in every detail of him, The MAN....this creature they call MAN! two heads but only one brain, yet often he follows the head that doesnt think.... She weeps, he laughs, she worries, he loosens up... she panics and he's as calm as the lake at dawn... She smiles then he melts... two worlds....two worlds in one planet theres desire in his eyes but exhaustion in her soul.. Practical thoughts versus emotional dillemas two worlds...two UNLIKE worlds in one planet MAN against WOMAN, FEMININITY as opposed to MASCULINITY... ANDROGEN versus ESTROGEN LAD

Scores
Ok...As of 635 pm(indiana time) on 08/07/07 this is whats happening... All this action has taken place and the contest is real close to half over,If all this can take place in less then half the contest, just think what can occur during the home stretch....... Dont give up! A person in the top 6 was @ just 300 just votes yesterday, now over 4000.... Im seeing several families of bombers competing & Over 200 people have entered to vote so these prizes are way still anyones! More updates later...Have a nice night!

New And Loving It
Hello all. I just joined today and am loving it so far. Made a few friends, joined a few lounges and even set myself up a "blast". I hope you all enjoy my pics etc. take care and look forward to talking with you.

What’s The Funniest Experience You Ever Had At Your Job?
And the survey says.... Body: Are you happy with your given name? Whatever floats your boat. {good answer} What is your guaranteed weeping movie? To Kill A Mocking Bird. What is the one thing you like to do alone? Real sleeping, no touching, just sleeping. What’s a major fear of yours? Dying alone Are you a pyromaniac? no. {are you?} Do you know anyone famous? Won't tell ya' Describe your bed. A single hospital bed. What type of character would you play in a movie? The shedevil! What do you carry with you at all times? Cigarettes and lighter. How do you eat an apple? anyway....like warm best. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? I am me, don't care. {same thing} What kind of first impression do you think you give people? Warm, bubbly, funny. {Ha, I've got them fooled!} only til the get to know me. Favorite communication method? In person.{best answer} What is your hidden talent? Can put into print here...**evil grin** D

The Heart Of A Slave
To Master Jason I long to tell you how I feel When I hear your voice call to me it reaches to the depths of my soul and makes me feel alive How do I tell you how I feel when you order me to please you my heart soars like a bird, towards the clouds as I wait quietly, to do your bidding I long to tell you my heart sings when your voice enters my brain and without hesitation, my body and soul sink into submission my hunger grows, and my body opens to you How do I tell you I feel electric longing from a touch from you longing for the kiss that shatters all the barriers I've built and held so long Master, in your strength I can do anything. How can I show you what it means to this little one, lost for so long to be given a place, to be cherished to be allowed to worship your body to make your cock the center of my world. I long to tell you I can't get enough you are like a drug to me the controlled doses that leave me wanting more and more to be open w

Love's Agony
My soul has been tortured, broken apart Somehow resilient, patched holes in my heart Fills up like a balloon, then popped with a dart Deflating down, feelings usually depart Men always get close, keeping me safe inside Their hearts promise healing, love to abide My past soon revealed, they turn, run and hide It's over to them, not for me to decide What's happened to me, I wouldn't have chosen Am I to turn off my heart, to be left here frozen This fate I will bare, a noose that won't loosen Around my weak heart, loves locked in my prison Closing off from the pain, I can only protect The passion I feel, he soon will reject The body will heal, but the mind won't forget What's left of this pitiful life, just regret by Amanda

Bored...wanna Bomb? Bombs Away!!!!!!!
Hey everyone Im in the Most Wanted Contest and could use some bombers...Every and all help is greatly appreciated and returned!!! thanks everyone!!! Please be sure to add the contest owner so you can comment! THANKS! This is robisue the contest holder robisue@ fubar annnnnnnnnd this is meeeeeeeee :)

War On Terror
Coming to a city near you, until u wake up and forget about paris hilton and lindsey lohan and care about the world u live in. start learning for yourself instead of learning from the daily show and what u here repeated from idiots

Another Poem....yep...again...lol...
My demon and angel Hath both come tonight... They appear in my dreams To continue the fight. My angel is there Just biding his time Until called upon By the sound of my cries. I watch in silence As together they clash My demon is strong, With powers to match, My Angel is stronger With Love as his guide So I stand there defiantly Right by his side My demon could kill me With a flick of his wrist But my angel has protected me With his powerful kiss... The Demon is weakening Fighting this fight HE knows that his darkness Cannot beat the light. As the demon grows weaker My angel grows strong And with a look of defeat The demon moves on. So I open my eyes And I feel so free Knowing my angel Is right beside me. He opens his eyes And he smiles his smile, Puts his arms around me And he holds me awhile. As I lay with my angel My head on his chest I have never felt safer In his arms I can rest. Forever and ever With my angel by my side We can beat any de

Poem
You are my every dream. You are my every desire. You can take the ashes of my passion, And create a fire. The fire that is my passion, Can give you warmth. The fire that is my passion, Can give you light. The fire that is my passion, Can last forever, If only it is treated right. And that light can help you see, My love for you deep within me.

Do You Know Sex's Basic Math
ody: ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a bang. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11

Untitled....
Untitled Confusion is the most dominant emotion for me right now. I am stuck in this heartfelt rendition of killing me softly while I feel the sweet pain and ardent pleasure as I cut through the tender flesh to my quivering soul. Perfection to me is priceless. My perfect self would sit and feel nothing while gently caressing the scars that have created this momentis nothing. In nothing is everything. No pain, therefore no pleasure, no heartache, thus no love, No anger so of course no happiness. But are happiness, love and pleasure such a high price to pay for that sweet nothingness? And furthermore what are, love, pleasure, and happiness but the strangled confusion that has been lovingly enveloped in a mask of pain heartache and loss? So while you sit in your comforting silence staring out at the starry night sky rubbing away the tear of wonder that has unknowingly escaped at the sight of the ultimate beauty of what you are looking upon and thanking your lucky stars that your hap

When Love Left You For Dead....
If you love them set them free, if they come back its meant to be.... thats the old fable, its tried and true.. But when they dont come back what the fuck do you do? Do you sit there hoping, praying and dreaming? Letting life pass you by while u sit there believing? And what do you do after a long times passed, when you finally decide to get up off your ass? You start partying teasing playing and taunting but in the back of your mind the memorys haunting so you try to move forward but still you digress. back to their perfect Kiss and caress. Back before they put love to the test... Back in their arms in the morning. after making love in the evening.. back before all the tears when they said they were leaving So what the fuck do you do when you cant stop hoping? U just look down at the stash of shit you've been smoking... And what the fuck do you do when you cant stop praying? U think of the game of russian roulette u were playing... u look at the scars on your legs and

Eye's... What Color Are Yours??
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. i

Here I Go Again
Well...10 years of being cancer free.....and my Dr. told me today that it has come back. I don't know how to deal with it again. I've been sick for a long time now....and..well...if I don't see much of you guys on here it's because I am trying to deal with this. I don't know how to tell my daughter or my family. Send up lots of prayers for me...cause I need them. Love you all, Carol....Mischief

Three's Company
I have to say that this story is probably way more explict that any of the other stories I've written in the past.........but ya know, there are times for change,lol.......ENJOY! Lacey had been so nervous the whole day though, it was something that she had planned on doing for a long time and it took a even longer time for her to find the right guys that she was going to do this thing with. The doorbell rang and she quickly went to the door, straightening her skirt and hair she slowly turned the doorknob and opened the door. Greg stood there with a bottle of wine in his hand and a smile on his face when he saw Lacey. Walking in, he gave her one of his big bear hugs that he always gave her. “God Greg your going to kill me with those hugs one day.” she giggled as she took the bottle from him. Greg was one of those guys that you wanted to be alone with in a cabin somewhere. He was tall and built like a Mac Truck with a bald head that sometimes she would end up touching every now a

Angel Food Ministries
Blessings by the box Angel Food is available in a quantity that can fit into a medium-sized box at $25 per unit ($30 in California and New Mexico, due to transportation costs). Each month's menu is different than the previous month and consists of both fresh and frozen items with an average retail value of approximately $50. Comparison shopping has been done across the country in various communities using a wide range of retail grocery stores and has resulted in the same food items costing from between $42 and $78. Generally, one unit of food assists in feeding a family of four for about one week or a single senior citizen for almost a month. The food is all the same high quality one would purchase at a grocery store. There are no second-hand items, no damaged or out-dated goods, no dented cans without labels, no day-old breads and no produce that is almost too ripe. Also offered are specialty boxes such as steaks, chicken and pork. Many participants in this bonus program appr

Siesta Key
Hello from Clearwater! Just got back from Siesta Key beach, and oh that was nice. Played some beach volleyball and kicked some ass. The water was incredible and can see why its one of the top beaches in the world. I think right now, I am slightly darker then some Mexicans, because I was asked to play soccer. Now we are getting showers, getting dressed and going to Britts Laguna to eat. We went earlier and the food and drinks were awesome, so heading back like we promised them. Tomorrow is supposed to be Disney World, not sure though since Howie's wife being preggo wasnt sure what she wanted to do. My sister and I may just have to take the car tomorrow. Thats all for now!

Untitled
Sitting in the darkness, searching for the light. Wishing someone would come save me, someone who will fight. Fight for my love, and fight for what makes me happy. I would gladly return the favor. I just want it to be real. None of this hiding nonsense, or pretending to love me. For pretending to love me hurts much worse then telling me the truth.

Things We Say...habits We Keep
> >Your Tongue is Your Worst Enemy > >If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. > >If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. > > If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or > >just stop operating. > >If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. > >If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always > >find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. > >If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. > >If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, > >your very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs. > >Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action. > >Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve. > >Watch your thoughts, they become words. > >Watch your words, they become acti

Scarred
I'm broken, cut, and bleeding, On the inside of my heart. All because of what you done It really tore me apart. I try to move on , I try to get on with my life, But it seems no matter what I do, I think of you, And it makes me want to cry. What you did was very wrong, It shocked me in the worst possible way. You being the person you were never would have done the things you did, Or would have said the things you did say. It seems so unbelievable, That you could betray me like this. I trusted you so much, You gave me so much happiness and bliss. My cuts will heal eventually, They will turn into ugly scars. All except a few that were left by you, And they will stay forever on my heart. By Chelsea Williams

Stupid Boy...
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you

Addicted?
Dear John, I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago. The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him. Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out. I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really is more fun. Lars--I mean

I Am In Love!!!!!
4 yrs ago i meet the man of my dreams. I love him so much. I would die for him. I would kill an bitch that trys to fu*k with him. Hes my bestfriend, my world, my hubby, I love you so much baby, I am glad that i get to grow old with you. where ever life may take us I will be there for you. what ever god made put on fornt of us i will be there. I will always have your back, you will always be my best friend. Love your wifey in lifey. shorty420

Are You Down And Lost In Need > Well A Socialsworker Is A Good Place To Start. A Shelter In Your Area For Women, Kids Men , Abused Families, ??? Read
Ok if you be down out or homeless or in need of medical services ;or other needs. You be a family You be single search for a social worker in your area ; tell them your situation if it be homless jobless disabled , or disabled vet. run aways what ever the curcumanstances... Social worker will help you get in touch with all you need . Oragnations, Social Security. welfare Women abused shelters night shelters' for all even men. medical treatment at county hospitals . clinics with salvation army helpinhg hands what ever is in your State whatevre the Organation be called in your State. the help is there just go to a County hospital ask for Social service worker thats where to begin. or there are Church organationg , there are Salvation Army Disabled American veterans service. Loaves and Fishes in some areas,; Helping Hands Organation...in some areas. check out your State Recources and helping organations, There are soup kitchens also to fee

I Got It!!!
Well the first good news in a few days!! I got the job I really wanted at UCONN dinning services. I will get better pay and hours to work. I already signed up for class to to start my long road of schooling. So far I am still realing from the news from my mom. That has put a damper on my good news but I will be fine. It will take some getting used to the idea that my family is starting the long road of illness that will move to them passing on. Its part of being in a huge family. I will learn to accept the cycle of life for thats the way things are. Just a little scared to lose my mom. Well I hope you all are doing well. May the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all.

A Poem By Me
A seed lies withering beneath the soil, seeking warmth from distant sun. Fruitess seems the endless toil; seeking solace and finding none. To grow and flourish, to begin anew, to burst forth in colored array, but finding only Winter's chill embrace in toneless shades of black and grey. Oh when dear Lord will Summer come, to save this seed from bitter frost? To bring dappled light of untold promise, else all efforts past are lost. A seed lies withering beneath the soil, seeking warmth from distant sun. Fruitess seems the endless toil; seeking solace and finding none.

Don't Know What To Write
Okay... don't know what to write... too many nosy people who get pissed when I truly express my feelings... Like when I am with someone at a fantastic place having a pretty great time and they go and talk to people as if I wasn't there at all ... "I went here and I did this..." Not "we"... It's like two separate entities who happen to be sharing the same space for a short period of time then *poof*... nothing Wouldn't it be great if I could pretend to go through life without anyone else... I can pretend that all my accomplishments were done alone, all my trips - alone, everything is alone even though I am surrounded by people... But when I post my feelings like this... the "anonymous" people in my life give me grief for expressing myself.

Downrater
OMG U DOWNRATED ME A FUKN 2 now i think i will go kill myself not!! lmfao like i care i still get points woot woot childish fuckers why get a new drone account grow some balls and show ur face or even better GET A LIFE :D

Electrichellfire Productions
we are back and stronger than ever we are in process of rebuildin so bear with us but have a look let me know wat ya think plz http://mysite.verizon.net/vzery0hk/electrichellfireproductions/index.html

Enchanted Oak Cool Stuff
http://www.enchantedoak.com/store/hexcraft.html Learn the Truth About Black Magick... PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES... Secrets of the Craft that few dark practitioners want you to know are found within this rare book written by a 20+ year veteran witch. Learn how evil are spells cast and how good people--even other witches and magicians--get caught up them. See how you can protect yourself and your family. And best of all...learn how some people--maybe even you--can make themselves immune to black magick. These and other topics are described here as well as many others that you never thought to consider. How do ethics figure into ritual self-defense, and just how far should you go to justifiably protect yourself and your loved ones from the black magick of another witch? Order Now to read the complete manuscript for yourself. Written with practical concerns of the ethical witch, this reference is a must read for all who seek to interact and participate in pag

Wanna Get Naughty With Me?
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me dirty pictures of you?

Boo Boo Is Sooo Sweet **wiping Eyes**
I need all my friends here. I know you all of you go above and beyond what anyone ever expects.Sometimes this place gets very dramatical. Although through the drama there are alot of good people here. Shes wanting to leave and shes a good person. Please help me by everyone going to her page and just loving on her.Let her know that even through the drama that there are those that love and care for people. Shes going to delete her account in a few days please go show her some love.Rate her pictures, Buy her a gift..All I'm asking is to be a friend. LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo...KDM'Z AnGeL Founder of Shadow Levelers' on '2007-08-07 14:25:22')

Inside A Girls Head
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile ____________________________________________ When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand ____________________________________________ When she wants a hug she will just stand there ____________________________________________ When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later ____________________________________________ When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind ____________________________________________ When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply ____________________________________________ When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around ____________________________________________ When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine __________________________

Update
So Hooray ~ Its OVER ...... Taylor won ! I remain Domicilary parent and her fathers visits have now been cut down by a day. Her father will now owe half of her schooling and I no longer have to communicate with my ex husbands wilda beast girlfriend. Ordered by the court Taylors father MUST communicate with me. Her father was not happy but who cares it is not about him it is about our lil girl... Unfit parent ? Me ...I think not!!!!! What a wonderful day.Iwil lfianlly get a superb nights sleep. WE continue to take Taylor to a couselor and over time hopefully things will improve with the realtionship between father and daughter. If not we shall kick ass ans take names once again Smiles

Just More Frustrations
It has got to a point of where I am really frustrated by some stupity. Yes, I was robbed when I went with my sister and her kids to Baskin Robbins. Yes, I was in fear of my neice and nephew's life more than mine. I guess I am really pissed when someone asked if I was scared. Hello, what the fuck do you think? That I was happy someone robbed me and put a gun to my head? No, I am upset that the kids had to go through this. I am upset that I don't get to put the nightmare out of my head. What kind of sick person are you thinking I enjoyed what happened to me? Granted that this person is a co-worker who is niave as shit, but damn, are you that fucking stupid? Sorry, I am venting about a person who doesn't get shit somedays. No one asks to be violated in any manner these days. No one asks to be robbed at gun point. No one asks to be robbed of their sense of security. Of course, my temper flew into a rage when she asked me. I was proud of myself, I didn't go off on her. Instead I just glar

As The Rain Sprinkles Down
As the rain sprinkles down, our bodies stick together in sync as we pull off to the side of the road near the beach. You suggest that we take a walk down by the water. I pull the bottle of wine from the bag and a blanket to lie on. The air is so hot and muggy so we decide to take a swim before we relax. The waves are capping as we venture into the water. My body tenses up as you take the back of your hand and gently touch my exposed shoulder. I feel the warmth of your lips on my neck as you breath hot air and kisses. I pretend not to notice your hand slip under my shirt and you caress my belly, every so careful not to move your hand too quickly and startle me. The water gently glides over your hand and it gives you opportunity to move your hand farther up to just under my breast. My nipples are peaked and cold, but the rest of me is on fire. You whisk me around into your arms and look deep into my eyes. I hoped that you would kiss me, but you study my face and brush the hair o

Goodbye To All! Its Been A Slice!
To all my peeps! I have decided to delete my account. I'll be doing it in a week or so! I've enjoyed my coorespondance w/u all. But right now my life is a living mess & I just don't have the time or motivation to do this anymore. Perhaps in the future when my path on this hard lifes journey is righted I shall return. I feel I have no contributions worthy of anyone right now. So till I do I will concentrate all my efforts to total self improvement Until I am deemed worthy in my own eyes to once again join the human race! Now I'm going to be a working,saving,working out,spending time w/my kids fool! For all those who actually acknowledged my exisistance & generally enjoyed their association w/me U can reach me at my email address. jackhammerebm@yahoo.com. U can Im me if u like at jackhammerebm! Thats my id. To all of u out there I wish u my heart felt best! To the ones who have been active participants in our friendship I do hope it will continue via emails & im's. To those who did not I

About Done With Fubar!!!
Fubar is getting rediculious!!! First you have the Flags go up about you an you get a freakin warning for something that they say is NSFW, WHEN IT'S ALREADY IN AN NSFW FOLDER, AND MARKED!!!! Then you have this Bouncer ID Check crap, I get it when I am commenting an now even when I am rating an I don't do either too fast.... Then I post Mumms... I decided to do what us Mummers have been doing a while an post some Boobies in a mumm, IT WAS MARKED NSFW mind you... an I also left a comment to a friend on his mumm, with pics of Boobies too.. SOMETHING I HAVE SEEN DONE A MILLION TIMES, hell, I have done it quite a few, an I get a Shout from Scrapper!!!! He is going to tell me that it isn't allowed!!! WTH??? I thought this was an ADULT SITE??? Of course when I ask that, I get no responce... If Fubar is going to be just like MySpace, then I will not stick around!!! My Yahoo ID is chasteen0679, if any of you want to keep in contact, you might want to add it if you

Friends
Hubby and I both feel that your friends are your friends and you shouldn't give them up to be part of a couple. I asked that question because we know a couple that feels that once you are part of a couple you should give up your friends that aren't also part of a couple. And that made me wonder if there are alot of people out there that feel that way. I feel like alot of you do, coupledom may come and go (hopefully not), but friends are around to stay. I've had my best friend (yes, it's a guy), since I was 9 years old and I told hubby right up front if he had a problem with that he could a door. But, hubbies best friend is also opposite sex, so he completey understands where I am coming from.

Confused
im confused on how to react wen u find out ur bf is on here and has a million woman friends and wont allow u to add a comment to his profile wen he has many others? obviously its not cheatn or is it really? im just wantn some advice if im wrong for bein upset about it!im sure he thinks im bein stupid but i dont care

Some More Information What I Have Been Through
When I was told I had RA was bad enough because it is very painful I have the worse kind you can have and it will only get worse as I get older that sucks too. But, then several years back I was told I had pnemonia and was given antibotics for it but never a follow up X ray now I get them every 4 months or sooner if needed because I was told I had Sarcoidosis of the lungs. It was in the end stage of 2 meaning horrible looking x ray scared the death right out of me. So, below you will find some information that I have found all true since I been going through all this for years but the worse time was Dec 2005 when I thought I was going to die and I am not kidding about that. There is no CURE for either of them all you can do is take medication given you by your doctor and hope for remission of the lung disease just like cancer remission and then either slow down the RA or stall it but no cure. I post more as I can and as time goes on you can also fine the information to all these and m

Wanna Hear My Voice
Ok so the thing with snapvine is like comments but instead you leave them on a answering machine and everyone and me can hear it. I left a comment/ intro on it so you all can hear my voice. Pick up the phone call ........(614)715-0100 Then enter the code for my snapvine code.......... 1967 If you live outside of the us then go to my profile scroll down and you will see like a box with butterflies on it . Click leave a message and click your country. Also to hear your comment or mine click the play button.

The Pain Within
The pain on the skin Slowly fades away But the pain thats within Is there to stay The scars on the surface May seem to fade But feelings in a furnace In the heart theyve laid Burning deep inside Till they turn to coal Emotions hard to hide Concealed in the soul The tears flow. Weighted with feelings, Every drop so pure Escaped emotions, face aglow, But not the final cure. The longing and desire To see a flood Overflowing Crimson River Silky ribbons of blood. Visions in the darkness A darkened dream Of outlines so lifeless A long silent scream You see the still body Lying lifeless on the ground Rigid, cold and face pale Lips utter no sound Enthralled by the sight Of yourself, robbed of life Vision giving no fright, Of the hand with the knife. Cloaked figure at large Every suicide, his murder Over minds he takes charge Then no notion is further After every whim of hope Light snatched from your day No longer able to cope A death-w

In A Pool Of Blood
y heart is empty, my soul is lost. my spirit is gone, and my love now cost. my heart is numb, i no longer feel pain. your lies and distrust have driven me insane. i no longer have what you called love, you left me here to drown in a pool of blood. feeling pain is never nice, but i cant help but scream with every slice. across my face and across my wrist, the tears pour out as i make a fist. i dont want this anymore,if this is love, because you left me to drown in a pool of blood. i stop with the slicing,now its a stab, straight through the heart as i think of bad memories i've had. i knew you wouldnt care if i died, so in a pool of blood is where i lie.

Fubar Intro & First Blog Of Skydreams
Well, let's see...This past summer has been awesome to say the least. I started up my pc tech support company (www.Ineedatechguy.com) and did a lot of traveling, which is one of my favorite pursuits in life. Baja Mexico, Los Angeles, Lake Tahoe, and Las Vegas with my GF MsNiquesy and Timper (both cool people here on Fubar as well) were the main haunts...Now just gotta focus on School to get my undergrad stuff out of the way to move on up. Now, I just bought my books for school- Senior year is starting up at Wichita State University here in Kansas, and damn am I anxious. My grandparents, Mom, and brothers back in Los Angeles will hopefully enjoy themselves as soon as May rolls around for my graduation, especially since they have never been to the Midwest before. Keep it real for me here on fubar, and thanx for your time! ~SkyDreams

Job Interview
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

One Cut Away
The sound of silence Screams in my head All the pain courses through my veins with every single heartbeat the pain grows too strong what way do i have left to carry on? this razor against my vein? it yearns to set the pain free open up the skin spill the blood release this pain, my pain but the pain is never fading my incessant cuts just dull the pain it gets worse and worse i sit and watch the river flow the red river down my arm the whirlpool down the drain i try to hide it is that right? is this my only cry for help? the long sleeves just conceal the crimson red stains beneath how long do i have? will this pain cease? or am i just one cut away from ending this pain forever

Bourne Alone
So i went to see the Bourne Ultimatum last night and it was good if you liked the other 2 you will like this one, some of the camera work was a little fucked up and there could have been a little more hand to hand fighting but all-in-all is was good. But before the movie started i was sitting there looking at all the people and i saw this dude a few rows in front of me and to the left and he was sitting there by his self and i started thinking god that must suck. Then i looked at the seats on either side of me and thats when it hit me, i came here alone too, so i went and got some popcorn and 2 cherry icie's and gave him one and said i know how you feel and went and set back in my seat and watched the movie. I really don't know why i wrote this!

Give 'em A Rope..
I need to exercise my prerogative, to humor the ridiculous, go out on a limb or remain the pious hold out and risk persecution. So be it. I can't validate the guilty pleasure, hang-up or self-indulgence, but I can rationalize being a willing slave to its pressure or condescend to acquiesce to avoid real suffering, even garner sympathy for my righteous sacrifice or implied martyrdom. Thus I can step it up or hang out, submit to the charade, or sacrifice to what end? But it's the inevitably lame justification that prompts posturing, or playing victim, dumb or innocent. Today I can take it, fake it, quit kidding myself, or put an end to tempting resistance and just grin and bear it. Or, call the bluff -- give them a rope and they'll hang themselves soon enough.

Suicide On The Inside
The unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the depths of holes go on forever shot myself with the eternal bullet deeper and deeper in does it go watch as it always explodes the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the weightlessness never gains shape hung myself with the invisible rope cant cut it down cant get it unwound watch as it chokes my soul the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the overflowing river is always flooding cut myself with mother natures blade no stopping the river that runs wild through its home the unforgiving death of suicide on the inside the looks of shame as people walk by crucified myself with the nails of Christ my soul cried out looked me in the eyes said father why have you forsaken me

Unloved People
I dwell in the darkness hidden by shadows My heart is frozen Broken and closed I do not know love It's just a word A silly phrase I have heard I know only sadness Pain and deceit I welcome the day That death I meet Alone, scared Cold and unloved Is it the touch? That I want so much My eyes watch The days go bye How long will I live? When will I die? Another tear has dried away My tears are falling rain Caused by all growing sadness and pain I feel a sudden jerk, this is it I fall deeper and deeper My heartbeat slows Weaker and weaker Show me the light Lead me there Where all I feel Is love and care Death I welcome Death is now So many question What? Why? How? My body motionless Lay cold on the floor This is what happens to people Who aren't loved anymore

8-7-07 Astrology
Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious! Oh my god i have a best friend from high school that is like that, a pain in the butt to get ahold of... never answers his cell phone or return calls...grrrrr lol

Tragic Suicide
He stares out the window, as he finishes his letter of death a tear drops from his bloodshot eyes, and now theres nothing left. He hesitates to sign the letter, not sure if this is right. But then he remembers what he's been through and what his life is like. He knows his life is just a waste, it's not worth fighting for so he makes his final decision to die, just doesn't wanna live anymore. He closes up the last letter he would write, seals it with a sigh. For such a happy looking person, who would thought he'd go and die "I can't believe I'm doing this, I mean, is this a mistake? Lord help me make the right decision, cause this is more than i can take.. I tried so hard to make things right, but they always end up wrong is this really what I'm destined for? To live and die alone? Lord why don't you answer me? Why are you never there? Out of everybody in the dreadful world, I thought that you would care. I'm tired of the ignorance, ignoring my prayers and tears I was s

Crimson Dream( Do Not Rip)
Crimson Dream Sendforth the dream to all who dare.For it is the fire that burns deep inside you.The darkness that covers the waters edge,on a moonlit night.A mountain's eave that glistens in the evening sun.And a rosella resting upon a winters branch.Therefore,a pasture of clovers,in an autumn season.A blossom,that blooms,as the spring lull,kissed the earth.A speck on a thistle,as it sways,in the breeze.A butterfly spreading its wings to greet the morning dew.A blush,upon a tender kiss.A touch,that will never be forgotten.A song of an echo,and life.Longing,a desire,that crawls,it way upward.And lava that flows freely.It is a dream that fades not.And it lives within me.

If I Died
If I died Would you care? Would you remember me Or notice I wasn't there? If I died Would you be happy? Honest to God truth Would you really miss me? If I died Would your life change? Did I have that big of an effect That your life would now be strange? If I died Would you wonder why? I suppose I never showed All the tears I've cried If I died What would you think? Would you call me pathetic And consider me weak? If I died What would you say? "Thank God she did it I couldn't stand her another day"? If I died Would you miss me? Or would you remember all I wanted Was to just be free? If I died Would you understand? That all I wanted was happiness This was my big plan? If I died Would that be alright? I was just so sick of being alone Every single night If I died Would you be upset? Would you be mad at me And wish we've never met? If I died... No tears should fall Because remember... This was my idea after all

Waiting To Die
Here I am Just waiting to die To go away And no longer cry I'm sick of everyone And my stupid life I hate being unhappy And addicted to the knife I just wanna die Cause then I'll be happy No more sadness and strife In a life that's so crappy All I ever wanted Was to live a life of bliss But that just didn't happen I suppose there's something I missed I stare out the window And watch the sun rise And think to myself "I'll just commit suicide" How could I be so dense? It was perfect No more waiting to die This was gonna be it I was gonna do it Commit the greatest crime I know it's the worst thing ever But it's just gotta be my time Sorry everyone I can't hold on any longer My heart and I are giving up No more do we have to be stronger So here I am No more waiting to die I get to go away Just as soon as I commit suicide...

Literal Interpretations
It's a pity Jeff Shaara doesn't write school textbooks; the historical novels he does write regarding Americans at war give you the feeling you're really there when the Declaration of Independence is signed, when you hear the opening shots at Fort Sumter, etc. And while the great conflicts from Revolutionary times to World War II (as far as I know, he's written books set during the American Revolution, the Mexican War, the Civil War, World War I, and World II) are happening, they don't take up the lion's share of the book . . . Shaara's reasoning based on the facts of the case and his judicious use of what people actually said blended with some educated guesses regarding what goes on behind closed doors makes the reader -- well, it made me -- forget they're reading a novel, a work of fiction. They're not jingoistic, but they are respectful of their sources, something many of our modern histories lack. I just finished reading Shaara's 2001 novel Rise to Rebellion (ISBN 0345452062)

I Promise...
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Youre the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will respond. Let's see who has a real heart! :)

For The Love Of Aussie
REMEMBER AUSSIE GODDESS?? AS IN THE TOP CHERRY FOREVER? WELL THE POWER'S THAT BE ON THE FU, DELETED HER ACCOUNT SO SHE'S STARTING OVER!! GO LOVE HER LONG TIME! Aussie_goddess * OWNER TO MYSELF *@ fubar SHE'S SO DURN CUTE, SPUNKY, AND ALWAYS HAS A WAY TO MAKE YOUR REALLY THINK THAT MOVING TO AUSTRALIA IS A GOOD IDEA *WINK*... NOW GO SPANK HER, JUST DON'T LEAVE ANY BRUISES!!! THE SEXIEST AUSTRALIAN TO WALK THE EARTH FO'SHO! SO YOU BETTER GO AND RATE ALL OF HER STUFF, IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY, VERY HAPPY, SO GO NOW, COME ON ITS OK!! AND IF FOR SOME ODD REASON YOU HAVEN'T ADDED HER YET, YOU BETTER GO DO IT! DRINK DRANK DRUNK, AND HAVEA DRINK ON ME!!! Drunk1.:Fu-Owner of Hope & Purest Of Angels:.@ fubar

Why Men Are Not Allowed To Write Advice Columns
Walter's Problem Page Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I

Recruiting
OSIYO! Does this sound like you? Join us: The Kingdom of Wolves- We're a bombing family with much love and respect for our pack. We are in need of dependable people to join the family for bombing purposes and friendship. We DO NOT tolerate prejudice of any kind as many of the pack are native americans. We'd love more persons with native blood or at least a native heart to join us. If you're interested in becoming one of our honorable pack members, please contact me! Wado! LOVE&LIGHT!

516
Okay..So, Work was interesting today. At 10 am this mornin - It was pitch black outside. Storms were a brewing. It rained, and lightning'd and thundered something fierce! We were lucky if we had maybe 3 or 4 customers in the store that early in the morning. Normally by then we have lines up the wazooo! Soooooo back to this place. Have they fixed the stashes? Are we still getting bouncer ID checks every 5 seconds? Fill me in. I missed a whole day on here. :P Bratty Bytch OUT!

Show Me Some Love
As everyone may know by now, I am busy working 2 jobs full time, I don't have as much time to get on here and comment or chat as I used to. I miss you all already. Yet even more so over the next few days, I will only be home to sleep between 5:30pm-10:45pm, barely enough time to sleep and shower and eat, otherwise I am at one of the jobs. I will be back some saturday, but I will look at my comments and messeges a few minutes each night since I do appreciate them, give me some time to respond to any, but the love is appreciated, watch for blogs on how I am doing, rating my pics could help me on the lost points :( Chances are I've rated all yours. Hope everyone is doing well, and let me know you are, I'll be on when I can and on off days, much love to you all, and have a great week. Keith

Leave Me Some Love
As everyone may know by now, I am busy working 2 jobs full time, I don't have as much time to get on here and comment or chat as I used to. I miss you all already. Yet even more so over the next few days, I will only be home to sleep between 5:30pm-10:45pm, barely enough time to sleep and shower and eat, otherwise I am at one of the jobs. I will be back some saturday, but I will look at my comments and messeges a few minutes each night since I do appreciate them, give me some time to respond to any, but the love is appreciated, watch for blogs on how I am doing, rating my pics could help me on the lost points :( Chances are I've rated all yours. Hope everyone is doing well, and let me know you are, I'll be on when I can and on off days, much love to you all, and have a great week. Keith

How Italian's Tell Time
The video is in Italian, so read the setup. SETUP: An elderly Italian man is sleeping on the side of the road on a pile of hay.. He is awakened by a wealthy man on a motorcycle who asks for the time. The old gentleman has a donkey next to him and by simply feeling the donkey's testicles, He tells the man on the motorcycle the time... This gentleman on his return trip spots the old man again and,thinking the old man was just lucky, asks him again. To the wealthy man's surprise, the old man is exactly correct again about the time. Now watch the video (In my stash) and see how the old man knows what time it always is. Have a Great weekand I hope you will rate me....JC

Not Good
I was talking to this senior citizen at the supermarket today, she was telling me that her benefits were cut off because she made too much money and the government thought she could make it without the assistance the government offers. This appalled me! This woman was 75 and worked 15 hrs a week at the local library, how can she make it? While we spend billions and billions of dollars on a war that is both pathetic and shameful, this poor woman who worked all of her life and paid her taxes like she was supposed to is left to buy cans of vegetables and live on ramen noodles soup! What has this country become? It sickens me that we are one of the richest countries in the world yet minimum wage is lower now than it has been in 35 years. When is someone going to step up and make a REAL difference in how this country is run, when is someone NOT going to be selfish. I am not here to bash American because I love this country, the freedom we have, the opportunity it offers but it pains me that

Aint Happenin
While at Wal-Mart today my step brother hit my son and left a big red mark by his colar bone!! He hit him cause my 6 yr old son hit him first...Now come on a 6 yr old hittin a 17yr old I know my on he dont hit that hard....If it wasn't for the fact that my step dad had already taken care of him I would have knocked him out. NOBODY TOUCHS MY KIDS!!!!!!!! If I ever hear or see it happen again I told him his fate would have been far worse then what my step dad did!!! Josh (step bro) was cryin for like an hour after that and tellin everyone sorry....I dont give a fu** who you think you are if you touch my kids YOU WILL REGRET IT I can promise!!! And yes my son got in trouble too for hittin Josh...

Love America Hate The State We Are In
I was talking to this senior citizen at the supermarket today, she was telling me that her benefits were cut off because she made too much money and the government thought she could make it without the assistance the government offers. This appalled me! This woman was 75 and worked 15 hrs a week at the local library, how can she make it? While we spend billions and billions of dollars on a war that is both pathetic and shameful, this poor woman who worked all of her life and paid her taxes like she was supposed to is left to buy cans of vegetables and live on ramen noodles soup! What has this country become? It sickens me that we are one of the richest countries in the world yet minimum wage is lower now than it has been in 35 years. When is someone going to step up and make a REAL difference in how this country is run, when is someone NOT going to be selfish. I am not here to bash American because I love this country, the freedom we have, the opportunity it offers but it pains me that

Super Sex Genius.......
116 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

August 7th
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..

Say What You Mean Or If Not At Least Annunciate Properly
For years I have been listening to songs and singing same as heard. Well that is until I was pulled up for being daft. It was all Bruce Springstein's fault and the way he sings. So, I sang at the top of my voice, as you do when you have earphones in, Bridge in Disguise. There was much laughter from within the house as him who knows all asked what I had just said. I repeated it and he said that it was Brilliant Disguise and consequently he shattered my whole world as I then had to adjust to this new information and try to sing accordingly. Perhaps it is me being deaf and daft but I think people should learn how to speak properly and not lead me up the garden path in order that I will make a right idiot of myself out loud in front of him who knows all. Let us face it, why should I fuel the fact that he knows all just because ... Another to add to the list of bad announciation is: I remember I was in a town in Ceylon - that should be - I remember I was in a tanning salon.

Celibacy
I have taken a vow of celibacy until I can find a guy who is actually worth sleeping with. No more losers, creeps, or dirt bags. No more giving into temptation or lust. It's much too easy to do so. I'd rather work for something real, something definite. This doesn't mean no dating or meeting guys, just new ways of having fun.

The Run Down
I have this little dog that is about 16lbs and she is scared of everything, if the doorbell rings she runs under my bed and just barks if you clap to loud she pisses on the floor if you look at her to long she starts to cry if its cold and i make a fire in the fire place she hides under my bed cause the popping of the fire freaks her out. Any dog she see makes her piss on her self like it was going to eat her or something. As far as i can tell the only dog she is not scared of is the one next door it is a lot smaller than her and when i take her outside if it is out there she runs up to it and it runs away from her and won't let her get close to it. Now i know all she wants to do is sniff its butt it just won't let her even get near it. It's kind of like me with women, the only ones i want are the ones that run from me, i try to get close to them and they just run away and i just keep running after them, all i want to do is sniff their butt or something like that. You know what i'm

School Dayz
Thursday is the first day of school for the boys. To think I have a 2nd and 3rd grader living at home wooooooooooooohooooooo. Our other 2 kids are in the 8th and 9th. They live 3 hrs away. Funny how they cant find a phone to say hi cause we're not spending money like crazy anymore since we bought the house. Atleast the 2 youngest know life is not all about how much we can spend on them

Surgery Update!!!
Friday August 10th @ 10:30am I go for pretesting Tuesday August 14th @ 8am I go for my surgery. First time I can remember go'n to the hospital and I'm not very fond of needles so I'm gonna be freak'n out bigtime. Wish me luck & please show me ur support, I'm gonna need it :P Johnny Thomas III

Can't Always Get What You Want.
Isn't that the truth. I hate it when you have expectations for things.. not even high expectations, just realistic ones.. and even those can't be met. I wish I wouldn't have drank all the beer last night.. I could really use one or 12 right now. Ugh x 15674561564. That is all. /fin

Feeling That Sucking Delight
You know it when they do it right! Pull the skin back off the top, your heavy, meaty lolli-pop. Caress my nuts between my thighs and use your tongue to gauge my size. Lick my cock from balls to glans, weigh my nuts with both your hands. Accept my cock between your lips, take it down as I thrust my hips. Feel it throb with a life of its own, I hold your head as I ram it home. The swollen head, the bulging veins, the power that your mouth contains. Deep throat it as far as you can, your lips stretched across its span. You raise your face and our eyes meet, you know you're giving me a treat! I am in heaven but I want more, you are my lover, my slut, my whore! You feel my thrusting start to quicken, my nuts raise and my shaft thicken. My cock is swollen, shiney and wet, it's a blow job I won't forget! My heart races, my breathing is shallow, what will you do, spit or swallow? A few more thrusts and then I'm done, your mouth, your face, al

I Wonder????
I WONDER???? Body: Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit REPLY and fill it out about the person that posted this. It will only go to the person who posted it in the first place, and no one else can see it, don't forget to be honest! What if 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out I was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Tho

Auction
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

Just Around The Corner.
Love, when we meet it, comes in many guises. But nevertheless when we do meet love, we come to a crossroads. It does not have to be a real crossroad with a stoplight , pedestrian lanes, and heavy traffic. It could be at an office, a park, a train station, a house. The landscape differs but the truths behind it remain the same. Love, though it may seem hard to think of at first, is a choice...to jump on that imaginary train, to enter the door, to hold a hand. We stand at our crossing carrying nothing more than our faith, our hopes, our trust, and that human capacity to selflessly give without counting the cost. It's not always rosy but we can choose to look beyond the cloudy skies, weather the storm. Love is just around the corner...if we're patient enough to wait and to search.

From Armyranger.com Today
GHAZNI, Afghanistan (AP) -- A group of 75 Taliban militants tried to overrun a U.S.-led coalition base in southern Afghanistan on Tuesday, a rare frontal attack that left more than 20 militants dead, the coalition said in a statement. President Bush greets Afghan President Hamid Karzai at Camp David, Maryland, earlier this week. The insurgents attacked Firebase Anaconda from three sides, using gunfire, grenades and 107 mm rockets, the coalition said. A joint Afghan-U.S. force repelled the attack with mortars, machine guns and air support. "Almost two dozen insurgents were confirmed killed in the attack," the statement said. Two girls and two Afghan soldiers were wounded during the fight in Uruzgan province, it said. A firebase like Anaconda is usually a remote outpost staffed by as few as several dozen soldiers. "The inability of the insurgent forces to inflict any severe damage on Firebase Anaconda, while being simultaneously decimated in the process, should be a cle

Rubias 3 Day Contest
to all my friends ffamily im in a contest for a 3 day blast can u plz come and show me love ill return the favor im in the lead so please help me stay thier Yung BergSexy Lady RemixMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

General Faces Demotion In Tillman Case
General faces demotion in Tillman case By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer Thu Jul 26, 6:38 PM ET WASHINGTON - Army Secretary Pete Geren is expected to recommend demoting a retired three-star general for his role in providing misleading information to investigators about the friendly-fire shooting of Pat Tillman in Afghanistan, military officials say. ADVERTISEMENT In what would be a stinging and rare rebuke, Lt. Gen. Philip Kensinger, who headed Army special operations, is one of seven high-ranking Army officers expected to receive official reprimands for critical errors in reporting the circumstances of the Army Ranger's death in April 2004. The officials requested anonymity because the punishments under consideration by Geren have not been made public. The Army said it has not made any final decisions. The Army plans an announcement next week, after notifying Tillman's family and Congress of its actions. Geren also is considering a letter of censure

Now Takeing Applications!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0U

Band Info
What Up My Peeps! Evil_Corpse's 6 track Demo release date has been pushed back. When I get the date I will Post it. Evil_Corpse's official web page will be up shortly. Date will be announced. Band pics well be autographed and put on e-bay. 8x10 and 8x11.

Please Read!!
Please check put my homeboy Crucialtagz. This is a good man that dose great work. You show him love and he will return the favor.Ya'll wemon always talkin' that ya'll lookin' 4 good dudes, go check out my homie.

Numbers
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half.. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's No fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 And your dreams

Hey Peoples
OK I have tried it all so here it is. Whoever comes and helps out my sister in law the most will win a 3 day blast paid for by me. I dont give the things out often but I will for her. I will also give out a small gift to whoever else chooses to help. Click the link I have people who will let me know who did what and you never know I might even give out a one month vip if you totally bomb the hell out of her between now and saturday. PLEASE REPOST FOR ME AND FOR HER THANK YOU!!!! Contest link My link so that you know who is giving it away for helpin. *~*Sinful Southern Princess*~*@ fubar (repost of original by '*~*Sinful Southern Princess*~*' on '2007-08-07 12:55:03') (repost of original by '**FireCracker**~Greeter for Buttery Nipple Lounge~' on '2007-08-07 13:13:10')

The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics
The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics • Looks and height. All other factors being the same, women will generally be more attracted to taller or better-looking men. However, if you are short or ugly, that is absolutely no excuse to feel sorry for yourself. There are plenty of successful venusian arists who aren't very tall or classically attractive. Looks and height are real factors, and should be taken into account — but they aren't dealbreakers. • Being healthy and in shape. Although it's possible to eat wrong, avoid the gym, and still pick up girls, men who stay fit are simply more attractive to women. This really has a big effect on results; people who work out not only look better, but they also give off a better energy in social interactions. • Hygiene and grooming. These are essential. Stay clean and well-groomed, and keep your breath smelling fresh. Don't be a scrub. • Fashion sense. People who don't know how to dress are completely oblivious to how bad their clo

Just Killin Shit Inside Tha Booth!
aight murda man i got tha rest of dis shit,cause i be tha chossen child and alot of whites and blacks hate on my style dats why dey startin to turn left when i walk threw,cause dey know i'm an animal in tha jungle not tha zoo and if its fuck me,da murda man,and big pearl its fuck yall fake funky monkey donkeys lookin like lucky chumpies and some herion junkies dat how i play it in tha parish of bullshit get my money and fly back to tha eight fifty to get my baby cathy,cause she so damn pretty and she diggin me so holla if wanna feature fa ur future if not get tha fuck before we put a block on u.blaze out i'm threw so somebody else do ur thang.aight murda man i'm rite back wit u fuck dese other dudes,cause i really fuck wit u not dese boys dat sayin dey holdin my plantation village down yall done fucked around and got me and tha murda man mad so fuck yall if u wanna get sad,cause we done fliped tha script rite back towards yall fake dudes its just because i am tha # 1 original plantatio

Where I Stand!
Ok first of all i just wanted to say that im NOT being a bitch. I just really think its time i speak my mind. If it makes anyone mad im sorry and you can delete me. But anyways here it goes. I've been trying my best to stay out of drama and it seems like the more i try to stay low the more my name is brought into everything. I've noticed this happening to alot of people. This isn't fucking high school people. And personally i think people who attack others for no apparent reason are lame and total attention seekers. When a issue is addressed fine, deal with it..but don't make it go on and on for months and months. Be mature and deal with the shit then and there. If you have a issue with a person why let the entire fubar community know?... I've been guilty of doing this in the past too but like i said im trying to stay low. Im tired of comming on a site thats supose to be fun and having friends pulling me every which way. I CHOSE who my friends are, NO ONE else. I have reasons fo

The Pick Up Artist
The Pick Up Artist Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. The Pick Up Artist VH1 http://www.squidoo.com/APickUpArtist

Ready For A Kewl Trick?
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER

Truly Cares About U!
one day u feel like crying.... call me. I dont promise that i will make u laugh, but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away-- dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop......but i can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call......and there is no anwser.....come fast to see me. Perhaps i need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. if u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u!"

Ga. Jokes
>A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a >heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's >95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's >kicked back on the brimstone relaxing >comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" >The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm >spring day in south Georgia. I like it." >Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's >100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's >happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." >Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% >humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, >except the south Georgia farmer still laying >there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August >day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better." >In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down >to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes >chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid >ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. >The confuse

Love?
I have slain mortal enemies. I have climbed mountains to obtain land. Yet I have never had such a fearsome foe as love. Vlad gave his heart long ago to the fair red. She took his heart willingly and promised. The dark prince came along with whispers of adventure and tried to steal the fair red. Vlad rallied the army to go slay the dark prince. No! Cried the fair red. Vlad was confused. Afterall, the fair red had promised her love and the dark prince was trying to remove that promise. He must die! His head must be put on a pike and displayed here to warn others ...don't fuck with Vlad. The fair red exclaimed that it was adventure, akin to a hunting trip that she had summoned the dark prince. Not a suitor brought to steal Vlads love. This has pleased Vlad. He is no longer warring with the dark prince and has unlocked the fair reds chains. The future will tell if Vlad made the correct choice. In the meantime ...he will be sharpening more pikes.

A Ga. Joke
>A South Georgia farmer dies and, being a >heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's >95° with 90% humidity. But Satan notices he's >kicked back on the brimstone relaxing >comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" >The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm >spring day in south Georgia. I like it." >Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's >100° and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's >happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." >Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% >humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, >except the south Georgia farmer still laying >there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August >day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better." >In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down >to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes >chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid >ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. >The confuse

Ewwwwwwwwww (adult)
guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

"family"
Family fam·i·ly [fam-uh-lee, fam-lee] -noun- Parents and their children, considered as a group, whether dwelling together or not. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ok, so im sitting here at home trying to figure some things out for myself. Im planning things with Tyler for our wedding. I asked him how our reception was going to go. Then we started talking about the diffrent dances we should do there. Guess what popped into my head??? The "father daughter dance," Yeah... Then it hit me. I dont get that. Sure i could have my step dad step in a dance when the time comes. But thats not what i have wanted since i got my first bridal barbie and started to plan my wedding. I want my dad there. The man who raised me for 18 fucking years! And i want my sisters there! Erika was going to be my flower girl. Rosemary i wanted to be a brides maid. I was so excited about it too! And now.... well... they wont even go. I cant believe my own father wont give me away. I

Use Ritual To Deepen Connections
“When the activities of life are infused with reverence, they come alive with meaning and purpose.” -- Gary Zukav What nurtures you? When you feel deeply nurtured, you’re in what’s often called ‘sacred space.’ We can enter into sacred space ANY time. All we need is a willingness to be fully present and conscious with whatever’s happening. Personal rituals are powerful for drawing us quickly and deeply into sacred space. They invite us to use clear intention with our senses, movements, feelings, visualization and focus to create meaning and purpose. Here are some examples of how I create sacred space in an ordinary day: I light a candle before I start work as I ask for higher guidance in all I do. When walking, I hold awareness of my footsteps to ground my body. When brushing my teeth, I express gratitude for my amazing, healthy body. See our list of ideas for simple rituals you can weave into your routine. Find what works for you. Objects, pictures and symbols of

Stances, Punches, And Blocks, Oh My!
Good morning my blogaphiles. Sorry its taken so long to post my second entry here. I have been busy with helping a friend deal with court and all kinds of fun stuff! Enough about the boring details of my nonchalant life, on with the Poomse! Before we discuss any forms lets talk about what makes a form. It will help in understanding what I am saying about the forms themselves and what they represent physically and for a lack of a better word, spiritually. There are many movements within a form, everything from a simple punch all the way to a double hand block with a strike. These are paired with some sort of stance be it front, back, side, etc. Each of these moves are coordinated to work into the next in a chain until the form is complete. The first thing well discuss are the strikes Strikes: Straight punch - a punch that starts at the waist and rolls out to the midsection of the target. The puch can be altered to high (face) or low (bladder) strike as well. Knife ha

Friends,rate Or New Love
ok now this might sound funny to some but maybe not 1) how many of you joined fubar cause a friend sent you here 2) or found it on your own my answer( was sent here by a friend) ok now lets see who tells the truth since you been here have you made friends met that some one speacil or just here to waste time my answer(to make friends and or met my dream girl) do you chat with all your friends or just half or with maybe one or two of them my answer(i try to talk to them all) ok now the trick question men what is the first thing you look at when rating a female 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)tits 5)legs 6)profile 7)age 8)were there from 9)or to make your self look like your gods gift to women 10)looks 11 hair color 12 or if shes thin or heavy you can only pick 4 answers from this list my answer(eyes,smile,profile,age) women what is the first thing you look at when rating a male 1)smile 2)eyes 3)ass 4)dick 5)chest 6)legs 7)age 8)were the

A Really Cool Lady Needs To Level
This is for a good friend of mine. She's been sitting at the level she's at for quite some time.. Please come show her some fubar love by rating here pics and stash.. Thanks! 34.5K needed to level her folks, that's all.. **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar

25th Anniversary (adult)
PLEASE RATE THIS BLOG FOR ME A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

-random-
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's

Loving Me, Loving You
Loving me. In the past month I have learned to appreciate myself more. I have learned to appreciate my flaws, but even more my beauty. That is not my ego speaking although maybe it should be. I have realized I may not be as ugly as I have always thought, and just because there is extra weight doesn't mean that I am less beautiful. I am accepting my weight more and more these days. I'm not saying I've given up dieting and exercising. I'm basically stating that I will no longer stress about it, and when I feel like jogging I will jog and when I feel like eating healthier I will. I know I should want to do all of these things right now, but I have realized that I don't need to do all of these things to be beautiful. I am going to embrace myself, and learn to love myself more and more each day. This leads me to this.... Loving you. In the past month you have helped me change the way I view myself. By calling me beautiful instead of hott. By telling me I'm beautiful everyday in one way o

The Things I Love About You...
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I

Finding Meaning In Flames
Candle Rituals Most people unknowingly perform their first candle ritual at a very young age, on their first or second birthday they are able to make a sincere wish as they blow out the candles on their birthday cake. Since ancient times, candles have held a place in the ceremonies and rituals of innumerable cultures. Candlelight not only illuminates, but transforms the atmosphere. It can make a setting mysterious or meditative, invoke inward reflection, or mesmerize. The flickering flame of a candle can inspire focus, helping us concentrate on our hopes and dreams and snuffing out a candle can be a significant act. Because of this, the variety of candle rituals performed today are both the result of thousands of years of tradition as well as the innovation of many souls. It is just as appropriate to invent your own rituals as it is to borrow those used by others. Candles, both those assigned special meaning and the simple white variety, can be used in rituals of healing, gatheri

A New Segment In Life.
Today is going to be rough. It started out like every Saturday of mine with busted plans leading to me doing my same old thing. Which spurred me to make changes. If you are an old MS friend or an even closer, personal friend, you will know of my personal relationship I have been in for the last 3 years. A very up and down one that wasnt leading to a happy ending. Well, today was that ending. I decided it was time for me to open up my life and heart to new and hopefully better days. Once again I have ended a relationship because she wasnt able to give all I was needing and willing to give to what makes for a lasting, loving life spent together. I do not fault her for her actions. She had prior obligations to her children and I knew that in the beginning. We all know that fucked up feeling inside when you have to walk away from someone that has influenced your life for such a long period of time and the uncertainty of that which lies ahead. The sorrow in having to break a hea

The Purpose Of An Altar
If you didn't grow up with an altar in your home, having an altar now may seem like an exotic and unattainable idea. Yet having an altar does not have to be complicated or difficult, nor does it need to be based on a religion or a set of ideas that don't seem to relate to you. An altar can be a simple, personal expression of what you want to focus on right now. You do not have to build anything or take up a lot of space. You do not have to buy anything new or follow a complex set of instructions to create your altar. All you have to do is have a general understanding of what an altar is and the willingness to allow yourself access to this wonderful, ancient tool of transformation. At its most essential, an altar is simply a raised structure that serves as a resting place for meaningful objects. It focuses the eye and provides a place for contemplation and, if so desired, ritual. All of these elements can be quite simple. One idea for a simple altar is a pot with a bulb planted in it

Messengers From The Wilderness
Weeds Simply expressed, a weed is any plant that grows where it isn’t wanted. Weeds are defined by their tendency to flourish at the expense of a gardener’s overall vision, and we tend to battle their presence in our yards. It is interesting to consider, though, that a plant is a weed only within a certain context, which is to say that one person’s weed is another person’s wildflower. Most of us have pulled at least one dandelion up by its roots and disposed of it in the interest of preserving the look of a perfect green lawn, yet the dandelion is good medicine, packed with healing properties and vitamin-rich leaves that are a delicious, spicy surprise in a summer salad. In the wild, there is no such thing as a weed because the overall vision is in the hands of Mother Nature, who accommodates and incorporates all forms of life. In nature, balance is achieved over the long term, without the aid, or interference, of a human supervisor. While one plant may prevail over others for a

All Wolf Lovers
My old friend, Jeff,has asked that I post a blog asking all wolf lovers on fubar to add him as a friend. He is cleaning up his list and would love to have only wolf lovers there. Also, if you are interested in joining his family, he would welcome that as well. He is always looking for more bombers. Here is his link. Micaje Cikala Peta , Fubar Husband of, Oy'sa Watta Chee .Kingdom of Wolves@ fubar Thanks and much peace. Theresa

Why I'm Cranky Today
I apologize if I have been crankier than usual to some of you today and/or a bit spacy. On top of the usual kid junk I'm having to deal with: Last night I chipped part of the back of one of my teeth so that hurts like heck. My son broke my TV this morning and I can't afford to fix it or get a new one. About 5 minutes ago I discovered something happened with the aerator on my sons fish tank so his 4th birthday present, his gold fish, is dead. On payday, we discovered the check was cut in half and I have checks bouncing so I'm stressed about that. I'm sorry, I don't mean to take it out on anybody. PS. Oh and my son took the fish out of the tank himself to "make him swim" and then was crying about his poor fishy.

Information And Inspiration
Roadmaps Of Life All the major spiritual traditions serve the purpose of offering us a roadmap to guide us on our individual journeys to enlightenment. These roadmaps are made up of moral codes, parables, and, in some cases, detailed descriptions of mystical states. We often study the fine points of a particular ascended master’s narrative in order to better understand our own and to seek inspiration and guidance on our path. In the same way, when we plan a road trip, we carry maps and guidebooks in an effort to understand where we are going. In both cases, though, the journey has a life of its own and maps, while helpful, can only take us so far. There is just no comparison between looking at a line on a piece of paper and driving your own car down the road that line represents. Some people seem well-suited to following maps, while others are always looking for new ways to get where they’re going. In the end, the only reliable compass is within, as every great spiritual guide wi

First Random Thought
I know I am weird but here it goes, You know what I like?? well besides star wars and superman:) I like woman in Satin Bras! I know, what the hell drives this. Well I have been cruisin around Fubar lately looking at user galleries and have found that pictures of woman in Satin Bras are my favorites. I guess i am not a lace see-thru type guy cause those pictures don't seem to spark intrest with me. I know I am a little weird to even be thinking of stuff like this but hey its my blog, your the one reading it, so whats that make you:) well have a great day!!!

The Soundless Center
Silence Of The Heart We spend a lot of time attempting to put the feelings in our hearts into words, to communicate to others our passions, our emotions, and our love. Often we are so busy trying to translate our heart’s roar into language that we miss the most profound experience the heart has to offer, which is silence. Every poem arises from this silence and returns to it. When all the songs have been sung, the soliloquies delivered, the emotions expressed, silence is what remains. As each wave of feeling rises and falls back into the silence, we have an opportunity to connect with the vast, open, powerfully healing wisdom at the soundless center of our hearts. Our hearts may seem noisy and tumultuous so much of the time that we do not even associate them with silence. It takes a sensitive ear to tune in to the silence of the heart, but it is there in each one of us, so close and so large that we do not even notice it. We can begin to become aware of it in the same way we beco

My Love For You...
My Love for You © By Sadie A. Jones The extent to which I love you cannot be captured in words or in a phrase. It is not possible to count everything I love about you by any number. The depths in which my soul holds you close could not be measured in feet or any distance traveled. There is no name, not even the most perfect of names that could justify the love expressed in what you mean to me. There are not enough words in existence to describe what I feel when you hold me tight and gaze into my eyes. It is not possible to have a phrase that could capture the essence of my hearts desire when you are with me. But if there were a number, it would be infinity. If there were a distance, it would be endless. If there were name, it would be true love. If there were words, they would be burning passion. And if there were a phrase, it would be I love you in everything that I am.

A Reason To Smile
Five Minutes To Happiness It can be so easy to get caught up in the rigors of modern life that we tend to forget that happiness need not come with stipulations. Happiness becomes something we must schedule and strive for—a hard-won emotion—and then only when we have no worries to occupy our thoughts. In reality, overwhelming joy is not the exclusive province of those with unlimited time and no troubles to speak of. Many of the happiest people on earth are also those coping with the most serious challenges. They have learned to make time for those simple yet superb pleasures that can be enjoyed quickly and easily. Cultivating a happy heart takes no more than five minutes. The resultant delight will be neither complex nor complicated, but it will be profound and will serve as a reminder that there is always a reason to smile. So much that is ecstasy-inducing can be accomplished in five minutes. Alone, we can enjoy an aromatic cup of our favorite tea, take a stroll through the garde

Why Do Nice Guys Finish Last??
I know most of you have always wondered, pondered and pontificated about this very question. Well today is your lucky day! I'm going to once and for all answer this very question for you. Ready? I know you've been waiting for a long time for this answer, so I hope you're sitting down. No wait, stand up. That way if you get overly excited and feel the need to jump up and down or do cartwheels, you're already half way there. On second thought, the answer might be so shocking that you could faint and if you're standing, then you could fall and really hurt yourself. You better sit down just to be safe. Actually kneel, it's a halfway point and that way you are prepared either way. Ok, on to the answer. Wait; do you want something to eat first? I know sometimes I like to have a full stomach when I get a life changing answer to a question that has plagued me for years. Why don't you go have a quick snack, or make yourself a sandwich? Its ok, I'll wait. Seriously go on, oh and

Ran Out Of Comments
Im in this contest and have ran out of photo comments for the dat. Could you all out there stop by and give me a hand. This is my first contest and right now im about 620 points ahead. I coould use as much help as I can. Here is the link to my pic for the contest.Just click on the pic it will take you staight to my contest pic ome help me out in this cont Thank all of Fubar and my friends and family so far you've done a wonderful job

Help Me Out
Not sure if this is where I can put this but here goes. I'm to get my rating up at least to the next level, I've been blocked from rating anyone because it says I have reached my limit for this level. So anything anyone can do would be most appreciated. Thanks Again. P.S. and I will return the favor

I Love You....
I Love You © By Kandyce N. Summers I Love You With my every breath, With all I have left, From the deepest depths, Of my heart, I love you. With all of my strength, With ten miles' length, Every thought I think, I think that I love you. For the length of forever, As long as we're together, Through good and bad weather, For always, I love you. Until the very end of days, Until God takes my breath away, Until death separates our ways, Until then, I love you. When no one is there, When you think no one cares, When love seems too rare, Remember, I love you. When everything's gone, When all has withdrawn, When hopelessness dawns, Don't forget, I love you. When you fall down, When your dreams come unwound, When hope can't be found, Be happy, I love you. When you make mistakes, When you're filled with hate, When you're old and gray, Even then, I'll love you.

Song Lyrics
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there

Beware Windows Hacktivation Threat
Just want to pass this information along because it looks convincing and I would imagine a lot of people are being taken by it. I've been in the computer business for a long time and I don't like seeing people being robbed. The virus is called KardPhisher. If you reboot your computer and see a popup that looks like this you have been infected. Once you reboot, Kardphisher asks you to reactivate your copy of Windows, citing piracy issues and telling you that another user has activated your copy. Though it assures you that you will not actually be charged, it asks for credit card information. If you don't enter the credit card information, Kardphisher shuts down the PC. The Trojan also disables the Windows Task Manager, which makes it more difficult to shut the malware down. Here is an article about it on PCmag http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2147608,00.asp Please feel free to pass this around to others.

So Bored...
I am bored.. it's too hot to go to the beach. And my brother stood me up for lunch. :( But I'll live. 900 channels and nothing on. But I was in the shower and Billy Idol came on the radio. (Yes I felt like listening to the 80's today while balancing naked on one leg..) So I had a thought. If Billy Idol wrote 'White Wedding' about his lil sister getting pregnant and getting married, obviously the kid now knows Uncle Billy had a musical career. Do you think that might fuck with a kid's head to know that entire song was based on your embryotic existence? Did it cause a major riff in the family? And whatever happened to the bee girl from the Blind Melon video? God, I am bored.....

Be Thankful...
Be thankful that you don`t already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don`t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you`re tired and weary, because it means you`ve made a difference. It`s easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

The "dog Days" Of Summer
If you are like me, it is hard even to imagine how alleged animal abusers like Michael Vick can inflict the kind of horrific suffering of which he is accused on any animal. Cats, dogs, and other companion animals are such important parts of our families that the idea of such suffering is truly incomprehensible. Caring for our animal companions means more than just protecting them from sadistic abuse. While long summer days mean fun for the whole family, including those with four legs, summer heat, humidity, and activities can challenge animals in ways that people might not consider. Here are a few tips on how to make sure your dog or cat is safe and having fun this summer. During the "dog days" of summer, heatstroke can come on quickly and result in brain damage or death. * Watch to make sure that a dog's pads don't burn on the hot pavement! Surface temperatures of sidewalks and surfaces like black asphalt far exceed the ambient temperature. For dogs, walking on such surfac

Moonlit Sky...
Moonlit Sky © By Mike J. Lasalle Casting its beauty Upon the golden sky Clouds glow in the dusk As I look into your eyes With harmony the ocean cries The sun is fading away The water shimmers In a crystal display While the darkness Of night flows into the day A symbol of love You take from my hand A rose colored red And we lay in the sand I whisper I love you With waves crashing on shore To breathe the air Off your lips As you softly tell me I'm yours Our hearts have found peace Under the moonlit sky Knowing forever in paradise We're holding each other Close enough to collide Like two lonely stars In the night

Hot Moms Train. If U Would Like To Hop Aboard, Contact Ginger, Thanks :)
...NOT REALLY!! But you do want in this one...Hop on board..Bout time the HOT MAMAs in here got some much deserved attention and respect... I LUV MY BABY MAMAS !!! MyHotComments :: HotFreeLayouts **ALL U HOT MOMS PLEASE ADD URSELF THEN FRIEND GINGER AND LET HER KNOW YOUR ON BOARD SO WE CAN KEEP THIS TRAIN UPDATED..DON'T FORGET TO REPOST.. AND ALL FUBAR MEMBERS...PLZZZ REPOST FOR ALL THE HOT MOMS ON HERE. THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF OUR SEXII MILF'S..SHOW LUV TO EM ALL...TY SOOO MUCH!! MWAHHHHH Ginger4Real...PLAY SAFE !!!@ fubar ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (FU BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ RATE MY PROFILE★TY★@ fubar Sultry™Princess*Wife/RL GF to BabyBoy-J*Manager For The Apocalypse Family Wifey 2 Jessi Yumms@ fubar Pain Is My Passion™ *Creator of LDC* ~ Syndicate Family ~ * DOP Owner *~@ fubar ~*ANGIE BABE~CONFEDERATE BOMBER~@ fubar Sexy_Shell member of the Godfather family

Tim
In 2 monthes it will be my birthday, and while most celebrate or get excited, I don't, I can't. Because it just reminds me that in 2 monthes it will be one year since Tim passed away. And I sit and wonder when the pain ends, or if never when it may subside....just a little. How many days am I gonna cry? How many nights am I gonna go to bed and not be able to fall asleep because I can't not see him when I close my eyes. And how many times am I gonna have a dream that's so real I wake up in a daze and think he's still alive? Only to come back to the reality that I still won't get to see him today, or tomorrow, or ever again. When will I not love him anymore, no scratch that, cuz I know I always will, but when will I not be in love with him anymore? Why isn't he letting me move on? Yes I have sort of, and am going to move on, but not completely. Am I gonna be that girl that spends the rest of her life either alone, because I can't let go, or with someone but not TRUELY WITH them? Yes I re

Don't Understand Some People
OK...HERE WE GO...I LIKE BEING ON THIS SITE..LEFT ONE TIME BECAUSE OF THE DRAMA...STAYED GONE FOR 7 MONTH...NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN....IM A CYBER SLUT'N MOTHER FUCKER..I'M A SINGLE MAN...AN 38 YEARS OLD WITH 3 KIDS...THINK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT...BUT THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE THERE...TO START SHIT...I DON'T LIKE SHIT...THATS WHY I FLUSH MINE... I'M SINGLE LOVE BEING SINGLE AN GOING TO REMAIN SINGLE...IF YOU WANNA RIDE AN GO HOME...GOOD DEAL...COME BACK ANY TIME ..BUT NOT LOOKN' 4 A STEADY WOMAN...TO MUCH BULLSHIT COMES ALONG WITH ANY RELATIONSHIP...I DO GOOD TO KEEP MY KIDS HAPPY...SO THERE FOR I HAVE NO ROOM FOR A STEADY RELATIONSHIP..AN I HOPE ALL UNDERSTAND... THANKS AN HAVE A NICE DAY,SKINDEEP

Hate Him
i find it very funny that i was recently called a duchebag by someone that hasnt shown an onuce of sincerity about the things i am going through and dealing with considering i am taking care of his son and he has only seen him once since he was born three months ago. Now that i have a boyfriend and we are very very happy he is butt hurt because i told him off. then when i handed my bestfreind and love of my life the phone and let him say how he feels the bitch hung up on him and then posted a blog talking shit about my man and calling him Captain save a ho. sad thing is is that my man is the only dad my son has ever known and has been here for me and my son since before he was born. Am i wrong in feeling that my boyfriend has more of a right to be called dad than his fucked up sperm donor? My boyfriend pays for everything my son needs and even more. he is always willing to be the first to take care of him and love him. So for all you men out there that have taken on being single da

A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,

My Darling
Thinking of her being so far away, wish I were with her everyday. She needs to know how much I care, letting out all the feelings I share. She know all about me,but yet I havent scared her away. Demons in a closet so deep still everyday she is here to stay.I dont deserve what she gives me.Always giving it to me so freely. Told you all about her eyes and her voice, but its her heart that is what I want the most of all. Doesnt matter where or when I will be at her beckon call. What has come over me I am not sure, Just know that we have a love that is pure. Taken me a while for you to hear me say, and yes i think of you all day. Trying to let my light shine through, and my darling I LOVE YOU!!

I'm Leaving Ct....
WELL THE LAST 2 DAYS HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT BS....MOST OF YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON (ALTHOUGH HAVE NOT TALKED TO ANDREA YET... WHERE ARE YOU?? LOL) I COME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM MY REAL LIFE BS AND I TRULY LOVE ALL MY REAL FRIENDS ON HERE, BUT THE HATE I'VE BEEN GETTING THE LAST FEW DAYS IS JUST NOT WORTH IT. NOR DO I UNDERSTAND IT... I AM NICE AND TALK TO EVERYONE (I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A LEVEL 1 OR A FREAKIN GODFATHER A FRIEND IS A FRIEND) I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO HELP MY TRUE FRIENDS AND I WILL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH, BUT MY FEELINGS ARE HURT AND I DEAL WITH ENOUGH SHIT IN REAL LIFE TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH SHIT HERE TOO....IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH GET A HOLD OF ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY YAHOO... I WILL BE DELETING MT ACCOUNT ON MY BIRTHDAY THE 13TH, THAT WAY IT WILL GIVE EVERYONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN KEEPING IN TOUCH A CHANCE FOR YOU TO GET TO ME AND ME GET BACK TO YOU...AND MY BLAST WILL BE OVER THEN **MUCH LOVE** SHELL HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PROFILE.... EVEN THOUGH MOST W

Independence
"The first of earthly blessings, independence." ~ Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) Independence. It's a big word, and one that held a lot of meaning for our forefathers who wrote the Declaration of Independence 231 years ago. It seems like a long time ago, but then it's so relatively recent compared with some of these quotes we read here, some dating back thousands of years. I remember when our country celebrated it's bicentennial in 1976. In my hometown, Brooklyn, New York, all the fire hydrants were painted red, white and blue to celebrate! I was just a little kid then, so I don't think I really understood the significance of that day. But I do now. Independence is indeed a blessing.

Invitation...
Invitation © By John D. Roysdon I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW I'M OFFERING YOU AN ENDLESS DREAM UNDER SKIES OF BLUE WHERE EVERY MOMENT IS MAJESTIC MAGICAL IN A SENSE WHERE NEVER WILL YOU BE ALONE AND THE LOVE YOU'LL FEEL IS ENDLESS SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRIFT AWAY ABOVE WHITE CLOUDS OF VELVET INTO THE STARS ABOVE THE MOON BUT DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT IT RIDE WITH ME INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF ANGELS BUT NEVER CAN YOU FORGET THE FLIGHT WHERE LOVE AND LUST ENTANGLED SAIL WITH ME UPON THE SEAS OF DANGER AND DESPAIR AND LET ME HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND SMELL YOUR WIND TOSSED HAIR FLOAT WITH ME UP TO THE SUN TO DANCE UPON THE FLAMES TO FEEL THE HEAT TO FEEL THE PASSION AND NEVER BE THE SAME GLIDE WITH ME INTO THE BREEZE OF ROMANTIC WIND AND FALL WITH ME TO THE BEACH TO MAKE LOVE IN THE SAND LIVE WITH ME IN PARADISE ENJOYING SUNSETS ME AND YOU I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW

Tomorrows Goodbye
If i die tomorrow will you care? If i kiss you would you let me? If i was to call your name when i was hurt would you help me? If i was to ask you why would you awnser me? If tomorrow you plan to tell me the anwser then tomorrow could be your good bye

This Is What I Want For My Birthday From My Fu Friends!!
Go to my Fubar Wifey's page and drop her some lovin'! http://fubar.com/user/591886 You guys and gals have always come through for me and I know I can count on you to help Porcelain! Even if it is something as simple as a fan, rate, and/or add. Even a profile comment helps. Show her the love you all always show me. So instead of sending me birthday love, send some love to Porcelain. Let her know how REAL friends do it!! Thanks! Gimptastic (Eric)

My Life
So basically my life iz great at thiz point in time. I am in a great relationship with Steven A. Turnage. And I have a great frind that I can Depend on and that would be Taylor M. Nesse. Withouth these two I don't know where I wuld be in my life. They are what I wake up for each and everyday. They can put a HUGE smile on my face no matter what kind of mood I am in. My life can't get any better at thiz point in time.

You Guys Rock!!
I need just over 5k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!

Our Raindrop Blanket...
Our Raindrop Blanket By Aaron Wilson The miles between us Are a nothing but A ruthless number A land separated in Loss and misery But for that one magical night, We were together... The memory is always On my mind The rain falling From the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils Of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight Seems as our only guide Through this roller coaster Of desire... Though it is so hard to see Through the dark clouds Of despair... Yet, this despair brings Our comfort, Our shield from sadness And heartache. Can despair bring Such happiness? Can such despair Bring two people Longing for affection together? Indeed, it has... The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm Echoes our hearts The lightning Not from the clouds, But from the blood pumping Through our veins Feeling faint From the short breaths We take between kisses. Running my fingers Through your warm, wet

Bulletin #1
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW DRINK,DRANK,DRUNK TANK WHERE WE GET MORE FUBAR'D INSTEAD OF SOBERING UP, COME IN LISTEN TO SOME GREAT TUNES BROUGHT TO YOU BY Inferno Radio A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN HAVE FUN, WHERE DRAMA DOES NOT DWELL NOR WILL IT EVER BE ACCEPTED.. JUST CLICK THE POOR ROAMING GNOME!! AND LET YOURSELF GET FUCKED UP!!

I Think It Is Funny....
I really think it it funny that my mumms have been reported everyday, every week, for how long? now that it is bothering some people, they want to have these mumm compaigns. THIS HAS BEEN GOING on for along time and it doesn't really matter until it happens to you! LIFE GOES ON.... AND I broke up with SUGA for good :) CARRY ON

Figuring This Out
I'd be ok if I could figure out this thing.... maybe.. lol once I catch on. wont be to hard I would imagine.. as far as what to put in this first blog. no idea.... guess i'll just ramble on bout nothing.. ok i've bored myself enough..

If You Are Here For Pionts Or Friendship And Maybe Find The Right Person
ok lets take a vote how many people are here for just pionts raise your hands if your here for friends with benefits step up and tell that peoson are you here to find mrs or misses right well just comment the hell out of then and tell then you want them the resons for these dum questions is i like to know how many people really talk to the people on there page me im looking for the right person to fall in love with and be happy with and to make new friends i have found some sweet friends here and they are very dear to me and i would love to make sure that i chat with them often yes i have a couple friends here that i think might be the person i would love to spend the rest of my life with so as this goes i want to say to my all my sweet and kind friends and my sweet and trusted friends im glad you are here and i have met you and hope for a good long friendship

Luck
Talk about luck.... They say when a Butterfly lands on u yur supose to have good luck right? Ok so wat is it when a butterfly lands on u then flys away then a bigg frickin bird comes down and swoops it up??? Wonder why i have badd luck..... think i gave that beautiful butterfly bad luck when it landed on me huh ??? ooh well lets see if today is as badd as yesturday.... hasn't started out great at all so maybe i should stay in bed... so wat do u think????

I Need Some Pts To Level!!
I need less than 7k pts to level!! And I know I have several new friends who haven't rated my pics yet. Please help me level any way that you can. Send me a message saying you did so and I will return the favor for you. Also please repost this bulletin for me so your friends can help me out too!

How Do I Get Over Her
damn it. here we go again with her. she cheated on me. she became a drug addict. this is the same chick that i metwhen i was like 11 yrs old and the person i feel in love with. she meant everything to me and then i get her ass thro school, helped her every way that i could. but all that she wanted was dope and fucking every dick possibly. how can i get over someone asap that i haveloved for yearson end.

A Thought Of You...
A Thought Of You © By Erika K. Page My kind of music, My favorite song, I want to be with you All day & all night long... A spring breeze, A summer sun, Now that I know you You are my one... A winter sparkle, An autumn tree, Added all up It equals you & me... My best friend, My only lover, From here on out I'll keep you forever... A good laugh, With some happy tears, You're the one I go to Through all the coming years... When it rains it rains, When it snows it snows, I wrote this especially for you And you're the only one who knows... You keep me warm, When I'm so cold, As if my heart were for sale To you it was sold... Whether playing our favorite games, Or to music we sing and listen, When it comes to you There's just no competition... Not the best cut diamonds, Or the reddest rose, Could ever amount to When you hold me close... And when everything Is said and done, The night is over And we've had our fun, Out of all th

La La La
So, there's a bunch of people online now. I uploaded some cool pictures recently. Incase anyone cares.. lol. Yah, I'm not into asking for attention in my blogs. It would be kinda silly because not too many people read them anyway. I think most of the people who do, also check out my pictures. I'm just bored. I figurd I'd write something. Not too much going on right now, so I don't really know what to write about other than uploading pictures. I was too lazy to scan them, so I just took pictures of them. They are also too big for my scanner, so I would of had to scan half of them, and then the other half, and then put them together in photoshop. It was quicker to just take a picture of them. I think I'm going to take an art class in the fall. That would be fun. The pictures I posted I drew a long time ago when I was in highschool. I haven't don much anything really spectacular recently. I spend most of my time sleeping, doing homework, or wasting my day away on the internet. If

Haunted
Long lost words whisper slowly to me Still cant find what keeps me here When all this time I've been so hollow inside I know you're still there Watching me Wanting me I can feel you pull me down Fearing you Loving you I know Id find you somehow Hunting you I can smell you alive Your heart pounding in my head Watching me Wanting me I can feel you pull me down Saving me Raping me Watching me

Just Spreding The Word
HEY GUYS! IM IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A 7 DAY BLAST.. NEED 14,000 FOR A 7 DAY BLAST. NO TIME LIMIT BUT ID LIKE TO GET IT OVER WITH SOON PLEASE, IVE ALREADY BEEN WORKIN ON IT ALMOST A WEEK. ANYONE WHO LEAVES 50 OR MORE COMMENTS GETS A VIP GIFT, BIG PIMPIN GIFT OR SOME 11S FOR YOUR PAGE/PICS. JUST SEND A MSG WHEN YOUR DONE. OR IF YOU DONT CARE FOR A GIFT FOR HELPING ILL SIMPLY HELP IF YA EVER NEED LEVELED OR IN A CONTEST. IM HERE TO HELP MUAHS KANDY~

Gender Biases
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's h

Older Than The Hills
In 1960 (the year you were born) Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US Sit-ins being after 4 black college students in North Carolina refuse to move from a deli counter when denied service A U-2 reconnaissance plane belonging to the US is shot down in the Soviet Union Hurricane "Donna" strikes the East Coast causing over 100 deaths in the US and the Antilles John F. Kennedy defeats Vice President Richard Nixon in the presidential race Cassius Clay (who later took the name Muhammad Ali) wins his first professional fight Michael Stipe, Tony Robbins, Bono, John F. Kennedy, Jr., and Jeffrey Dahmer are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Philadelphia Eagles win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho is the top grossing film To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee is published The Beatles make their debut in Hamburg, Germany The Flintstones debut What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Ty Bao!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, And I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the of

Xmen Quiz
You scored as Rogue, Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flightRogue90% Gambit80% Emma Frost70% Wolverine70% Iceman70% Storm65% Nightcrawler50% Jean Grey45% Beast35% Colossus35% Cyclops

Rock All Day Long On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) WILD WEDNESDAY KICK-OFF 12:00AM EST (Midnight) 2:00AM EST Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - bein' a Bitch Just Comes Naturally' on '2007-08-07 07:08:54') (repost of original by 'Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff~ From out of the darkness, came the light.' on '2007-08-07 10:29:52') (repost of original by 'DJ Mystic~777~Marchioness of The Arctic~Founder L.D.C.F.~(AKA Iah Darha)~LUCIFER'S SISSY ~' on '2007-08-07 10:46:18') (repost of original by 'Cru-*WorldRock Manager*' on '2007-08-07 10:58:35') (repost of original by 'Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff~ From out of the darkness, c

Letter Unwritten (silence Unbroken)
Letter Unwritten (Silence Unbroken) You'll never read this letter until it's too late to steal my fate away; I've lost myself to senseless meanderings, but all I've ever wanted was for you to see me. You don't understand my words, so I'm leaving you with silence and praying this letter never touches your fingertips, because my heart can't be repaired this time and it's pointless whispering my pleas. You'll never realize the depth of all the syllables I refused to mutter when midnight terrors stole the warmth from my palms, and my eyes were always stone for you. I never meant to lose my grip, but it's too late for turning back, and I can't let you hear my screaming when my tongue is dripping pain. And you'll never comprehend how torn my soul can be, because I've carved myself a metal costume and I'll never take it off. And I guess this is so-long, leaving you to riddle the impossible because goodbye would break me more. This

Finding Your Heart.
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even

What Happend When I Was Born
In 1965 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to Montgomery with federal troop protection The first commercial satellite, Early Bird, is launched into space by Nasa to transmit telephone and television signals Voting Rights Act is signed into law Riots by young blacks in the Watts area of Los Angeles begin, causing $200 million in damage Hurricane Betsy claims 75 lives in southern Florida and Louisiana United States President Lyndon Johnson proclaims his "Great Society" during his State of the Union address Dr. Dre, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr., Shania Twain, Moby, and Ben Stiller are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Green Bay Packers win

My Magic Man
It's almost been a year since I met my "Magic Man". I'm not ashamed to say that I have been with my fair share of men. I've had great sex and terrible sex. But sex with my Magic Man is indescibable. I only wish I had the words to explain how truly mind blowing our sessions are. I want him and only him. I'd give up all of my other men for him. But...unfortunately we can't seem to get our lives in sync. I think that under different circumstances we'd have something really great...dare I say perfect. I believe we could really make each other happy. His pros definately out weight his cons. We both just have one little thing standing in our way. We're broke! LOL I don't want to depend on a man (or anyone) and I don't want him to depend on me. I want us to be financially independant before we try to have a relationship. But I'd have him here with me in a second if I could take care of things on my own and he on his own. We pay or own bills and stuff like that. I'm dependant on the government

(hadith) Superior
The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him) "If anyone of you looked at a person who was made superior to him in property and (in good) appearance, then he should also look at the one who is inferior to him, and to whom he has been made superior. The above quotation was said by Prophet Muhammed (Peace be upon him) quoted from Shahi Bukhari. Book 76 Volume No. 008 Hadith No. 497 Narated By Abu Huraira

Letting Go Takes Love
LETTING GO TAKES LOVE To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is n

I Want You To Want Me
Originally by Cheap Trick in 1977 I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know yo

I Have The Best Friends...
I do. :) Yesterday was a long day. I had to be at work at 2:30 in the morning to go to fucking Arkansas. I was in the backroom with four guys. One woman, three single guys and one taken guy who is the most perverted out of all of them. I had to point out that they were single for a reason. It was hilarious though. Beside the fact that they don't have air conditioning back there. None. At all. On the upside I think I will end up sweating off 20 pounds by the end of the week. Over all I was away from home for 20 hours. This week is going to be heaven for my paycheck. Today is my day off. I was supposed to go over to Jeremy's with Brad and do the dork thing. Jeremy wasn't able to get back in town early enough though. So Brad's just hanging out here with his daughter for a bit. I wanted to go see Josh today but he had stuff he had to get done. :( sucky but that's life. The rest of this week is full of early mornings and long stores. Tomorrow is a hardware store in Fulton (3.5 hour

Friends
Sometimes you have a person that you think is a friend and all they do is talk shit behind your back and snitch you out when you do something. Then others sit and act like theyre your friend but all they want to do is just stick there nose where it dont belong and cause drama. Or they write you a check to cash for them and it bounces and fucks up your account and you have a hell of a time trying to get the money back that they took out.

A New Addition To The Family...
So yesterday my wishes came true and I got a puppy. Awww he is a five month old purebred Boston Terrier who still doesn't have a name but I'm thinking it'll either be Sir Badass Killington, Toby, or Hendrix. But yeah I am so happy right now, yay!

Trying To Rate...
OK... now I know that things are a tad screwy on the site and technology seems to be having a hissy fit. I have been trying in vain to catch up and rate my friends stashes and have only been capable of rating one. Every other stash item I have tried to rate comes up with "Sorry, You Have Already Rated This Stash Item" even though I have not. I will try to get to your stash items when the glitches are worked out. I am also playing "catch-up" again with rating photos and commenting however I can only rate 1 photo every minute. If I want to leave a comment, every freaking comment has this new "Bouncer ID Check" and it's getting frustrating so please bear with me while fubar gets back into some semblance of a functioning order. I have revamped a lot of my photos and just wanted to share some beautiful nature pics with those interested. Thanks to all who have stopped by to check them out (you know who you are and I thank you and shall reciprocate ASAP if I have not already do

Today
Today is a boring day, nothing to do but listen to the kids scream and fight. Work as it's up's and down's, but never balances out to my advantage, no matter what I'm the only satified in the end and for some reason that just does'nt seem right to me. There are thing's in life that make me happy, like my kids, no matter how upset they make me, they are the one's that I live my life for, they always bring a smile to my face in the end. Life as I get older seems to get boring I think, there's no reason for bars because all I ever got there was a one night stand or a headache ,or just nothing at all. Going to the rodeo gets old too, as well as the races, horseback riding is great and fun, but not alone. I guess being single has it's perk's but not that many to mention really. I mean what do you really have, space great.. freedom, well sure. But do you like it, is it fun coming home to be alone everynight, no'one to say hello, to kiss you, how was your day, no not really.

Birthdays
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Husband Free To Good Home:
for those that may be interested in married life this is for you: male, aged 37, 6'6" about 230 lbs. brown hair, blue eyes and disabled. for the truth in disclosure rules: the male suffers from: 1. diabetes 2. hyper tension 3. high cholesterol 4. degenerative disks (4) in his lower back, walks with a cane 5. bi-polar with manic episodes 6. refuses to converse with the one he is with 7. dementia 8. ulcers 9. in my opinion, though hasn't been diagnosed, self-delusional 10. technically on fifth "legal" marriage 11. severe restless sleeper when sleeping with someone 12. asthma 13. heart condition 14. an ego the size of the northern hemi-sphere as far as i know that about covers it.

Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you

8-7-2007
HEY EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING OK TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME LEVEL UP THE OTHER DAY. YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! I CANT WRITE AN INDIVUDUAL MESSAGE TO EACH OF YOU SO I FIGURED I WOULD JUST SAY HI. ILL BE ON ALL DAY TODAY SO FEEL FREE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING JUST AWEFUL. HEADACHE, SNEEZING, SORETHROAT, AND A TEMPERATURE SO PLEASE SEND SOME LOVE MY WAY TODAY TO HELP ME FEEL BETTER. ANYWAYS I HOPE YALL ENJOY YOUR DAY HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, NEABEAR

Films
Is it my Imagination or do the men in those black&white films have a sort of quiet dignity a knowing courage that enables them to exist without speaking (although their mouths may try to betray them) when the end of their existence is just a few still photographs away

Lesson Learned Events
These will be updated as new shows are booked. MR. BIG'S PUB (FORMERLY JOKER'S) APPLETON, WI 1216 S. Onieda Street Appleton, WI 54911 920.991.2724 8-10-2007 - 9:00 PM PRIVATE PARTY WRIGHTSTOWN, WI 8-17-2007 - 9:00 PM THE RODEO NEENAH, WI Opening for Blend Seven 8-31-2007 - 9:00 PM FLAGSTONE (B-RAD'S) APPLETON, WI Opening for Blend Seven. 9-7-2007 - 9:00 PM THE TAP HOUSE Kaukauna, Wisconsin Sep 15 2007 9:00 PM THE COPPERSHOT NEW LONDON, WI 10-27-2007 - 9:00 PM

How We Met
there were three of us and we grew up in different parts of south carolina , 2 of them were brothers and me , they grew up in sumter , sc and i grew up in charleston,sc., but we met every summer at myrtle beach and gave each other shells from the beach . their mother has excepted me into the family so i had a mom that loved me , their sis bev. was a stinker growing up never wanted to do any thing with us . so the oldest brother and i dated , and the middle child wanted to be with me, and he could not be with me b/c he was to young but he hung out with his brother and i .now the young brother and i met up again after years have gone by and now he is still part of my family . he is still my little brother and now that mom has been gone , mom wanted me to take the role of being mom to him and looking out for him so he dont get hurt the 3 musketeers are (me)tauras556814810, dragonmaster(garrett), and his(brother)patrick now there is one more person that we added and that is tim de

First Blog
Well crap I've never done this before, but hey everyone's doing it right? I'm 28and separated. For those of you that know me I am truly sorry about that, and to those whom I may meet don't believe a thing that anyone that knows me says...not that they are probably lying or anything, but only because you to will have some weird, embarrassing, and or disappointing story of your own to tell some day soon. Let's see here I guess that I'm supposed to put something about myself here and share my feelings about puppy dogs and snowflakes and where I have come from and where I am going, ... but I'd rather not if it is alright with you. I don't have a dog anymore and I haven't seen snow in Virginia in the longest time. I'm trying to forget where I just came from, and I don't know where I am going. (at least not at this moment) If you are reading this I apologize if you are bored or hungry I can not do much about those things, but I can...uh ...I don't know (SHOOT..it sounded good in my head,

Cardiologist
After the last few days I have made up my mind. When I move back home I am going to give my cardiologist the ok to do the surgery. He is wanting me to have AICD’s(Automatic Implantable Cardioverter- Defibrillators) . I am hoping it will help from keeping me from going to the hospital or having another heart attack . He has been pushing me on it since around Feb. I actually haven't even seen him in a few months due to the fact I told him to F off when he told me about it. I got scared. Now I know I need too. My family lives 30mints away from me when I move back home so I will have some help from them.

The Fishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba

I Miss You
Hey there everyone... Just wanted to let everyone know that I haven't forgotten about you. I miss spending all my spare time on Cherrytap..errr, I mean Fubar.... But, work has me killing myself. And that leaves NO TIME for playing. *tear* So, don't foret about me...and keep ratin my shit for me, I'll be back soon enough to return the favor. Much Love All, Sonshyne

Children Are Funny.........
ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels hav

This One's Priceless...read It!!
God, Moses and technology "Excuse me, sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, sir." "What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?" "Oh yeah. I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know. Remember?" "Moses!" "Sorry sir." "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!" "I have a question, sir. You know those ten things you sent me." "You mean the commandments, Moses?" "That's it. I was wondering if they were important." "What do you mean 'were important', Moses? Of course, they are important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you." "Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of course you would see right through that." "What do you mean 'you lost them'! Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses?" "No sir. I forgot." "Well, My Son always saves, Moses." "Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot. I did send them

Touch
Touch A touch can say so many things. It can be a voice with no sound it can be filled with heated passion it can leave you breathless it can make you quiver A touch can heighten your senses to the point of no return it can intoxicate you it can make you burn it can be as soft as a warm summer breeze or it can be as brutal as the blazing sun Without touch, one cannot feel, embrace it, cherish it, hold it dear. Good or bad, you will always want to feel. A gentle touch can make you heal. Lisa Maria

For Women.....
THIS SAYS IT ALL Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do - even though they try. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called wom

Life Lesson From Worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service --

Tears In Heaven
It was around 1 am when I finally fell asleep friday morning. Just 3 hours later, I hear my grandma's cell ringing and after she picked it up I heard the one thing I feared the most finally happened. My grandma started crying along with my cousin and sister and they ran to get my parents and tell them the news. My grandpa is finally with God as one of the angels. His sufferings are finally over. He finally rests in peace. It might seem selfish to say that it was the last thing I wanted to happen because the pain is finally over. But why him? Why now? Why is it so sudden that I still can't believe it happened? There are a million criminals out there who don't deserve life. Why are they still walking on the face of this earth? But that's not a reason why I should hate God for all this. Everything happens for a reason and this holds dearly to that concept. A husband..a father..a grandfather..and most of all a friend. Not many words can simply describe how Jim really was as a person..affe

Just Writing
What was heard day in and day out, you're fat, you're stupid, you are a nobody, and mean nothing. Shut up I am watching t.v. I don't want to hear about it. Birthdays being forgotten, no one caring you're a year older. Feeling worthless and not wanting to be around. Contemplaiting suicide, but to scared to do it. Getting bitched at because you can't speak your mind from all the mental abuse. Shutting down when things get bad and just crying constantly. Fighting tears just to get a word out, and feel like you are sounding stupid and fearing the person you are arguing with thinks your stupid. Not feeling loved and feeling rejected by all. Happiness being a facade so everyone will stop asking what's wrong, being tired of answering the question over and over again. You see them, and think they are the happiest person in the world, but then behind closed doors, you'd never recognize them. Do any of you think you really, truely know the REAL me? With my facade? No one knows the real me. W

Good Question(s)
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ???? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting t

Ultimate Urban E-legend
Ultimate Urban e-Legend I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!". But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2020 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute Gates. (It's true -- I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disneywo

My Boxer Patch
Iv made it as a finalist with another one.. this time its with my puppy dog. On behalf Reeve and John Warton, our 2 editors, have reviewed your photograph, My patch of dirty snow, and have selected it for its asymmetric composition and light mix used throughout. Please click the link below to view the photograph selected. http://www.photolaureates.org/show_photo_in_email.php?EMAIL=yankeecrow5@yahoo.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Friend Needs Help Leveling
A good friend of mine needs help leveling...if you show his page some love I will make sure to return the favor.. href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=489945&i=610766566" target=_blank> When you hit his page tell him that Babydoll0215 sent you and just email to let me know that you showed some love and I will return the favor...

I'm A Very Bad Boy
BabyJesus BLOCKED me...I wanted to speak to him personally, but he BLOCKED me...how fucked up is that? I guess he'd rather ignore me than delete me or (GASP, heaven forbid) answer me and speak to me...someone wanna write him a letter for me? link him to my blog so he can understand what I want to say and write me back http://therealvan.blogspot.com/

Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 7,2007
You're at the center of a whirlwind of positive energy, so enjoy the gusts! You may find yourself blown in an entirely new direction, and if so, expect to hit the ground running, surrounded by good people.

Can You Read This
I'm one of the 55. Are You? Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

The Alberta Cowboy
Submitted by one of our readers - Shawn Kellett. Not really an IT joke, but we allowed it cause it involves technology. A goodie bag is on its way to him. An cowboy in Alberta was overseeing his herd in a remote mountain pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to the Internet. He calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man

My New Favorite Tv Station.
It's been a while since I've updated this thing, but I have some great new photos from my weekend. Until I get the chance to post them, enjoy this story about my new favorite tv station. KUNT -- http://starbulletin.com/2007/07/26/business/engle.html

Hilarious Bar Joke :d
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a 3." "A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women." Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar,

Cant Stop Thinking About This
It is getting to the point where I am wondering if Robby doesnt love me the way he used to.I still love him with all my heart.Its just that lately we seem to fight alot and to be fair to him its my fault cause I have been totaly bitchy lately.I dont meen to and I feel awful about it afterwards.I just wonder if this is the reason he would rather spend more time on the computer than with me.I dont blame him really.I just hope I dont lose him because of my attitude.

Unwelcome
I feel unwelcome in my own home. With the new room mate and what not, I just feel like I shouldnt be here anymore. I am going to be starting work soon, and I will save up money to get my car on the road, and then I will hardly be here. Why be here if I feel unwanted or unwelcome? I will start paying on some of the bills and just stay away from the people for the most part. I dont even know the roommate really, and I dont know if this is going to go over well. She is stayin in the living room, so that means, if she is sleeping, my daughter and I cannot be in there. What kind of shit is that? The living room is supposed to be for everyone. Whatever. Its not my house. I have no say, even though he tries to make it seem like I do. He is even letting her read one of my books without my permission. MY FAVORITE book. If anything happens to it I am going to be pissed. I had told someone I was going to let them borrow it and now I cant. That is bullshit. I am just venting, I know you have all

Sexual Zodiac Sign
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Eye Color
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo

That Oughtta Lern 'em!
Bad Thai Cops to Endure Kitty Shame Aug 6, 7:38 AM (ET) BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) - Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday. Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late - among other misdemeanors - will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day, said Police Col. Pongpat Chayaphan. The officers won't wear the armband in public. The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts. "Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor," said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok. "(Hello) Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It's not something macho police officers want covering their biceps," Pongpat said.

I'll Help, But Fill This Out First...
Computer Problem Report Form Problem Report 1. Describe your problem: ________________________________ ________________________________ 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________ ________________________________ 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________ ________________________________ 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B. Minor __ C. Minor __ D. Trivial __ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up __ B. Frozen __ C. Hung __ D. Strange Smell __ 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __ 7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes __ 10. Have you had a friend who knows all about computers. Try to fix it for you? Yes __ No __ 11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __ 12. Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __ 13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No __ 14. Are you absolutely s

This The Kinda Sheeut That Happins When Yoo Git Abducted!!
Pencil removed from woman's head after 55 years Mon Aug 6, 9:08 AM ET A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported Monday. Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four. "The pencil went right through my skin -- and disappeared into my head," Wegner told the newspaper. It narrowly missed vital parts of her brain. At the time no one dared operate, but now technology has improved sufficiently for doctors to be able to remove it. Most of the pencil, some three inches long, was taken out in an operation at a private Berlin clinic, but the tip had grown in so firmly that it was impossible to remove.

Support The Troops Contest Is Still Looking For Enty's
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS CONTEST This contest is open to everyone. And the rules are as fallows 1. Military Members that enter must have some kind of Military Identification in the picture or Make a salute that says "Support our troops". Something to that nature. 2. Other Entry's Must have some kind of Military Support Showing in there picture Suggestions..Is a salute, or get creative..Must have your picture in it though 3.I have not figured out the prizes just yet but 2 will be awarded 1 for most rates and 1 for most comments (keep eye for bulliton when contest opens, will have prizes listed) 4.When there are at least 10 entry's a date will be determined when contest will open and how long it will run. So get creative and and send entry's to: Adopt a soldier~Military Bombers Family~@ fubar

New Apple Software
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Smart Computer
Smart Computer The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it." At which a Clever Dick stepped forward -- there is always one -- and spoke into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"?, he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words, "Fishing off Florida." Clever Dick laughed. "Actually," he said, "my father is dead"! It had been a trick question!! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rep

So - You Think English Is Easy???
Read these right the first time? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the

Back To The Future
Back to the Future Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK. It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, or electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere, even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet, it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk. Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may

Size Matters
Random thought: People who say size doesn't matter, either don't have size, or have a man wh doesn't. I drive an old car, i have an old watch, and I tell myself that the car doesnt matter. When I upgrade to my Acura NSX, I'll be singing a different tune, believe me! :)

Whats The Point
THE REEASON I SAY WHATS THE POINT IS WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS SITE EVERY ONE TALKED WITH EVERY ONE AND NOW EVERY ONE IS EITHER AN ASS OR JUST PLAIN RUDE, YOU CANT LOOK AT MY PICS UNLESS YOU RATE ME FIRST BULL SHIT OR RATE MY PICS AND ILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU BULL SHIT AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO TALK BULL SHIT NO ONE DOES THAT ANY MORE I JUST RECENTY GOT BACK ON THIS SITE CAUSE I WAS BORED WITH IT HOW CAN WE TALK IF YOU DONT ANSWER BACK WHEN I SAY SOME THING TO YOU STOP BEIN SO STUCK UP AND ANSWER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU OK IVE SAID WHAT I WANT TALK WITH YOU LATER HAVE A GOOD DAY

Why Do I Continue?
I just need to vent for a minute...... I have been with my "Hubby" for 3yrs now we seperated and got back together after 4 months of being apart........ I have tried my best to keep my chin up and take all the bad with what was once good. And some times I just keep asking myself why do I keep trying. I has been rough since we got back together, I mean with all the new emotions and anger and hurt and all. I mean I know we love each other but yet and still Sometimes I feel like its one sided. And he tells me the same thing. Sometimes he is such a jerk and hurts my feelings so bad and he acts like he dont care. And I just dont know how to take it any more. Its been six of the longest months I have ever had since we got back together. And it seems like all I do is cry and then I get angry at myself for doing that. Yet I know I love him because I have been married before and when I left there was never any looking back. And when I left all I have wanted was to be back. Mind you we liv

Simmered Tomato And Basil Chicken
Simmered Tomato and Basil Chicken Tomato-basil sauces reflect the essence of summer freshness. Pairing the combo with chicken makes for a winning family-friendly dish. Credit: The Instant Cook by Donna Hay Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 onion, sliced * 2 cloves garlic, sliced * 4 chicken breast fillets * 15 fluid ounces tomato puree * 2 fluid ounces white wine * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/2 cup roughly chopped basil leaves * 1/2 cup black olives * Shaved or grated Parmesan cheese, to serve Directions: Heat the oil in a frying pan over high heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook for 2 minutes or until soft. Add the chicken and cook for 2 minutes on each side or until well browned. Add the tomato puree, wine and sugar and simmer over medium heat for 8 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through. Stir through the basil and olives. To serve, place the chicken on plates and top with the pan sauce. Ser

Give A Way :)
Hey wassup everything....this is to everyone on my friends list. As everyone should know by now I work at LUX Night Club in Orlando. Over the past few days Lux has been getting tons of responses to the grand opening for Aug. 16, 2007. It has gotten so busy that Lux decided to add another grand opening night which will also be Aug. 17th.... if that's not good enough as of yesterday it's gonna be a triple grand opening also adding Aug. 18th. However, I have only 4 VIP tickets to LUX Grand opening on Aug. 16, 2007. However, you must be 21 years old to enter for the tickets. This will give you and one guest of your choice to have access to VIP and Ultra Premium Open Bar. If that's not good enough...special guest DJ Erik Velez. will be spinning through out the night. Now you wanna know how you get the tickets??? Well, everyone must send me a private message sending me their name, phone number, email address, current location and age. Please if you are under 21 please do not enter...we will

See I Told Ya!!!
I been tryin ta tell the UFO Hotline this fer YEERS!!! Company Now Selling Real Flying Saucers Lamont Wood Special to LiveScience LiveScience.com Fri Aug 3, 4:35 PM ET Right now, only $90,000 stands between you and ownership of your own flying saucer. Except it won't take you to Venus—it looks like flying saucer but it's really a car-sized hovercraft intended to fly no higher than 10 feet. Called the M200G from Moller International of Davis, CA, the craft is supported by the downdraft of eight small but powerful rotary engines. Moller spokesman Bruce Calkins explained that the craft can carry a payload of 250 pounds and is stabilized by a computer system. The driver uses a joystick for steering and sets the desired altitude (detected with proximity radar) with a lever. The 10-foot maximum altitude is constrained by the system's computer—it could fly much higher but doing so would require a pilot's license, Calkins explained. Usefulness? "

Tuna Nicoise Wraps
Tuna Nicoise Wraps You'll love this elegant and delicious no-cook entree. Armenian flatbread, or lavosh, is found in most supermarkets and makes for a tastier wrap than plain old flour tortillas, but you can use tortillas in a pinch. Credit: 99% Fat-Free Meals in Under 30 Minutes by Barry Bluestein and Kevin Morrissey Servings: 2 Ingredients: * 1 (6-ounce) can solid white albacore tuna in water * 6 ounces sweet roasted peppers (preroasted) * 6 ounces tomato (about 1 tomato) * 4 ounces white onion * 2 teaspoons drained capers * 2 teaspoons minced roasted garlic (precut) * 3/4 teaspoon anchovy paste * 2 (9-inch) rounds Armenian flatbread * 4 leaves romaine lettuce Directions: Drain the tuna. Drain the roasted peppers and cut them into large pieces. Core the tomato and cut it crosswise into 4 slices. Cut the onion into 2 slices, then cut each slice in half. In a food processor or blender, combine the capers, roasted peppe

Copy Cats
I got really OFFENDED today.. I was informed that someone had stole my tag design and tried to block out the original text and create their own. I went to this persons page and sureee enuff there was my tag design...a pretty piss poor copy too as you can see from this picture I went to this persons page and vented in his User Comments...I think I had every right too. I read his profile and he talks about being honest and integrity etc etc and even has this staement in his about me section and I quote ; "Now that you've read everything, if you still want to add me, go for it. If I offend, and it's unwarranted, please let me know. I am open minded and can own up when I'm wrong. So, stop in any time, leave a profile comment, or message, whatever you wish. Rate the stash, or photos, but to do not rip them or copy them without my permission. " End quote I guess I dont understand...I mean as any of you know all anyones got to do is ask and ill make them damn near anything they

Im In The Most Wanted Contest
Hey everyone I entered the Most Wanted Contest...Could use some bombers to booooomb awaaaaayyyyyy....Im always willing to help out whenever needed...Thanks to everyone in advance for helping!!! Must add contest holder before being able to comment though robisue@ fubar

Caramelized Peaches With Lemon And Blueberries
Caramelized Peaches with Lemon and Blueberries Dessert on the grill? Yes! This recipe is simple but powerful, and the caramelized peaches will provide a sweet end to a sweet day. Credit: Weber's Charcoal Grilling by Jamie Purviance Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 4 large peaches, firm but ripe, halved and pitted * 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces * 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar * 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract * 6 tablespoons store-bought lemon curd * 2-4 tablespoons heavy cream * 1 1/2 cups fresh blueberries Directions: Arrange the peaches in a single layer, cut sides down, in a 9-by-13-inch, heavy-duty foil pan. Scatter the butter pieces and sugar between the peaches. Add the vanilla to the pan. In a small bowl, whisk the lemon curd with enough heavy cream to create a smooth, spoonable sauce. Place the pan of peaches over direct medium heat and cook, with the lid closed as much as possible, until the peac

Chicken With Cashew Nuts
Chicken with Cashew Nuts The nutty crunch of cashews really makes this dish something special. As with all stir-fries, be sure to have your ingredients prepped and ready, because the cooking goes by in a flash. Credit: Helen Chen's Chinese Home Cooking Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast (about 2 cups), cut into 3/4-inch cubes * 2 teaspoons cornstarch * 2 teaspoons dry sherry * 1/2 teaspoon gingerroot, peeled and grated * 2 tablespoons dark soy sauce * 2 tablespoons hoisin sauce * 1 teaspoon sugar * 4 tablespoons vegetable oil (canola, corn or peanut) * 1 peeled and crushed garlic clove * 1 cup whole toasted blanched cashews * 1 teaspoon sesame oil Directions: Place the chicken in a bowl. Add the cornstarch, sherry and gingerroot and stir until well mixed. Set aside. Combine the soy sauce, hoisin sauce, sugar and 2 tablespoons of water in a small bowl and stir until smooth. Se

Omg
Wow what a night, let me tell ya , it was full of funnies, I was late for my own fubar wedding LMAO. I went in asking for the pastor, well we was getting things set up and then my pc started to spazz on me, doing 9 kinds of silly things ,I finally made it to the fubar alter in time to say "I do". . I was trying to talk to my newly made friends, and it started up again. I tell you it was very commical yet a bit embarrissing at the same time, I mean wow, I bet they thought for sure I was " The run away bride" . I made it though so yippeeeee

My Hororscope For Today!
Your good energy makes romance a definite possibility today, whether you're single or long-coupled. Turn on that big smile and start talking to the right person -- things should take off from there!

Bbw
to all out there in cyberland this is just the first and probably more to come later. since joining fubar i have met some very big beautiful women and have always tried to respect them for their confidence and life styles seeing some are strait and others are bi-sexual or lesbian. with me iam a strait male and my wife is bi-sexual and i am very proud of her and support her in every way i can.. because of the bbw on this site both me and mine have become more confident about our bodies seeing we are not small but big. to the hatters your just insecure about yourselves and have to point out our flaws instead of your own. THE EVIL ONE

Robisue's Contest Fubar's Most Wanted Begins Now
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com Create yours at BlingyBlob.com! Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com starwhisper RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC PANTYSHOTZ SHOWIN HER PANTIES ON FUBAR Sumer Luv member of The Global Bombers & Family Club's ~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(HuNnI)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸'s

Actions Speak Louder Then Words
Actions a lot of the time speaks louder then words.... When thing goes wrong no matter what they may be it always seems to be better when you do something to make amends then by only talkin about it. Words travel only so far and most of the times people don't even know how to say what is truly in their hearts. Therefore when you do something to correct the thing that went wrong it tends to open their eyes and make them think that "Oh Hey they truly do care".... Remember everyone has feelings and they do tend to get hurt by things done wrong and want them to mend!!!

Fubar's Most Wanted Contest Begins Now!!!
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Wtf....
So then...Life has been a lil strange the last few days.....OK so i get back on here and well..What the hell is all i can say? Seems that children are allowed to play games and get rewarded for it...Fuck that shit...When you reward children who likes to play games then dont try to play games with me....I dont want any kinda drama at all....But seems that someone wants to keep the drama in there life instead of moving on Just a rant....

Off The Market
and damn well proud. haha well i dont know. soooooo im no longer single, and I'm happy with that. I was happy being single, and now im happy that im in a relationship. :) I think i'd have to say, it wasnt really the best situation but it's all good... i trust him alot and I know it'll all work out :) yay!

Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over and you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to kn

Everything Happens For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you >have expressed. >They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with >guidance and support, >to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a >godsend and they are. >They are there for the reason you need them to be. >Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, >this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. >Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. >Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. >What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, >their work is done. >The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. > >Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to >share, gro

Wake Up America!!
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a

Please Help Me Out
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE LIKE FEBRUARY OR MARCH.....OR WHEN IT WAS JUST CALLED CHERRY TAP!!! CAN SOME YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN ON HOW THIS THING WORKS AGAIN.......I AM REALLY USED TO MYSPACE.COM BUT YOU LOVELY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HITTING ME ON HERE SO I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME IN RETURN BUT DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT ALL WORKS......LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX OR RESPOND TO THIS AND I MIGHT GET BACK AT YOU.....

Parents Who Drugged Us!!!!!? ?
Parents who drugged us!!!!!? ? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up? I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out

Cindy Needs All The Help She Can Get Please
OK ALL AS YOU KNOW RAY HAS PASSED ON. AND THERE IS NO INSURANCE AT ALL TO BURY HIM. SO IM ASKING FOR HELP FOR CINDY .SO SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIS SERVICES ANYONE WANTING TO HELP YOU CAN DO IT TO WAYS BY MAILING IT TO CINDY OR FINDING A BANK OF AMERICA AND MAKE A DONATION JUST TELL THEM ITS FOR SOUTH CAROLINA BANK HERE IS HER ACCONUT THERE Cindy Parker the account IS (223003540742) OR MAIL DONATIONS TO HER HOME 3292 West 5th North St Lot #2 Summerville, SC 29483 PLEASE HELP HER AN ROBBIE IN THIS TIME

8/7/07
Tuesday, August 7, 2007 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) This is a great time to make vacation plans as Mars in your 9th House of Adventure calls you into motion over the weeks and months ahead. If you don't have any travel plans on the horizon, then this can be played out within your mind, for you can visit a foreign country by going there or by just reading a book. Whatever your method, be sure to explore new places and new ways of seeing the world. I think it's time for me to truly wake up and realize what is in front of me before I lose what matters most to me, besides my children. Maybe someone else's opinion could really be the truth at least in their eyes and that's what truly matters.

Read If You Want To Chat...
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.

I Think My Ex's Are Stalking Me!!
Last night I saw another of my Exs. I would like to thank Annon for the heads up or I would have freaked out. I mean I don't see him that much and well it would have freaked me out. Needless to say I was not feeling my best. Upset Tummy and all that. So of course all I wanted to do was go up to him and put my head on his shoulder and have him hug/hold me like he used to. I knew that I was feeling sick if I wanted that. I love the guy don't get me wrong...but the relationship is over. No matter how much we love each other love is not all that is needed. Thats the biggest lie told to everyone that love is all you need. That love makes the world go round. Bull-fucking-shit...It ain't. We just aren't meant to be and thats fine. He wasn't crazy dominant to me but submissive at the same time. I don't know I don't want to talk about it ne more. Blah blah...

20 Reasons For Sex
Twenty Reasons to Have Sex When You Don't Feel Like It 1. Because you said so Even though you may not have promised to "love, honor, and have sex once a week" when you made a commitment to your relationship, it was understood that sex would be part of that bargain.Imagine how the marriage rates would go down if people said, "I'll marry you, but don't expect sex." If you polled one thousand people on the street and asked them, "Is it reasonable to expect to have to have sex when you are married?" the overwhelming majority would say yes. If you expect a monogamous commitment from your partner, then it stands to reason that you will be a cooperative sex partner. 2. Sex helps you forget Oxytocin, which triggers orgasm, has an amnesic effect that lasts up to five hours. So for a period of time you forget that he maxed out your Visa card or she was an hour late getting home from work. Women get an additional benefit. During orgasm that parts of the brain that govern fear, anxiety

To The Guys
Well I hope a few guys stop by to read this lol I know its more fun to check out the ladies pages...well unless your gay. I have no issues with guys checkin me out....the way Ive always figured it was if your hot enough for a guy then your deffinately hot enough for the ladies lol. Well anyways. I t would be good to meet some guys on here to just to BS. I love watching football and will take any chance I can to hang out and drink with some friends and talk smack about their team lol. Im a Skins fan, yea I know... but after them being my home team for most of my life I cant let them go just because they havent been doing that well. But even if you team is kickin our arses, Ill still be talkin smakc hehe!! Other then that I dont really follow to many sports. Im a fan of the different pimped out ride show. Im pretty good at designin layouts, but Ive never tried to do it my self. Prob in a few years Ill get me a junker in bring it back to bein larger then life. Well thats a b

L • E • O: Wild In Bed
V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very a romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever

"wake Up America!"
Thanks to Ms. Cleveage! When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful coun

Anal Anyone???????
I am reposting this because I know you great people as a whole have some wonderful opinions and I would like to hear them. As I sit here trying to produce an OPORD for some upcoming hi-speed event, I was pondering why some people have anal sex phobias. Countless porn movies are dedicated to anal sex (a few are about really extreme anal sex!!!!!!!!!!!!). There are many publications about having anal sex with your partner. As for myself, anal sex is alright if I'm in the mood for it. (I'm a giver!) During my travels of the globe, I have come to this conclusion: 15% of women crave it in the butt, 30% will do it but won't tell their best friend, 5% only do it when the have had alcohol, and 50% won't even consider it (this demographic includes those prudes that won't suck a dick or get on top!) That leaves a 50-50 chance that the girl you meet will have anal sex. I know you are thinking, "why is this idiot thinking of anal sex while on the the job?", because at least once during

You Tell Me
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repulse

Welcome............
WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it! www.69sins.net

Dictionary For Decoding Personal Ads:
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish = 49. Adventurous = Slept with everyone. Athletic = No breasts. Average looking = Moo Beautiful = Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure = On medication. Feminist = Lesbian. Free spirit = Junkie. Friendship first = Former slut. New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned = No BJ’s. Open-minded = Desperate. Outgoing = Loud and embarrassing. Professional = Bitch. Voluptuous = Fat. Large frame = Extremely Fat. Wants Soul mate = Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

Saturday Night
On Saturday I wanted to look my best so I took a shower, shaved my legs and pussy. I dressed my 125lbs, 5'10", 20 year old body in my favorite white miniskirt and I covered my pretty 32C’s with a skin tight cotton top. Chris and Ryan said that they had a surprise for me. We drove across town to Ryan’s house. As we pulled into his driveway I could already hear the music coming from inside. There was several people that I had seen and meet before, but there were also a hand for that I hadn’t. We were all having a good time, playing several “high school” drinking games when I heard Ryan and Chris telling a small group about Friday night… At first I was PISSED!!! But then as I realized that I had nothing to embarrassed about. And I started to feel a little hot. I knew that these guys and gals would be seeing my in a new light. This guy that I didn’t know look at me and asked if the story was true. I looked his straight in the eye and said “yes”. Then he did a very unexpected and shock

At The Hip
I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i dont want any one getting feelings for me. My life is just a little troublesom and i dont wanna add more. i even tell the guys if i wanna try to have something with you i let you know because i dont wanna have some fling and waste my time i only want to actually be with someone if i think there is something worth while there that i want. other than that i just wanna me friends. i mean i may play around and shit about the whole girl friend thing but doesnt mean that im serious and if your kinda ify just ask because ill tell you want i think just gotta ask the right questions. its not all that hard im not complacaided like most people i just think different.

Well....guess I Hit A Sore Spot
Guess I hit a sore spot..my mumm was deleted. Now I can't comment or create mumms, I'm grounded. Boo Fucking Hoo... My opinions Thats ok, they can't shut me up. Please help me out. Post bulletins or some shit to get people to comment. I'm tired of being treated like a child, and I think a lot of you are too... Don't take it laying down..Stand up and speak out

Reality A Moment In Truth..
reality,is in the eye of man, starts as a dream and forced to become truth. It begins as a thought plucked from the mind, and placed in the heart, reaping not just dreams but also some diatant future, letting go of inhibitions and reaching for the stars so reach for those stars may they be within your grasp. that they might be the one you are searching for, that they may be your hope, your cause, your life. Reach hands outstretched, that you might find the one, the person that is more than t another, your heart your soul and the other half of you. that you might find your dreams are more than you imagined. in the mean time until that day when we leave unto a better place, where we will be together in the stars, dream, imagine and hope.

Okay?
i have news :) i'm moving!!! i posted a mumm a couple days ago about it, but i'll give more details soon :) now go and enjoy this jokes lol Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Delimas
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a week....wow hope my old bones can handle it...LOL

Truth
Truths: People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

The Hour With The Wolf
THE HOUR OF THE WOLF I look in fear of what he sees, and wondering what is yet to unfold. He looks at me with eyes of fire. And yet I do not tear .I want and hunger for him that I would take the anger he holds in so deep. I often of how much it will scares me. I know it will. In my dreams I am the devils mistress I do know. Knowing all the anger and sadism wanting to come out. Yes its terrifying to know the day will come I will get what I asked for and what Will he love me Will he tie me to the cross I dread, but yet will he….. Will he look at me with the devils face and could he even take me to subspace.. And would he take away all my other fears away And in time will he always let me stay. I do where his collar and I do what ever he wants because I know that the day is soon. What will he do I guess I have to wait and see will he do this for me never let me go will he…………. IF IT WAS A LIFTIME I WOULD KNOW

Im So Tired Today
Im so tied today, I was up till the early hours with 2 gorgeous females. I dont even know why I went to bed as the sun was just starting to rise. But to the ladies involved you know who you are it was good fun, we will have to do it again sometime :)

Going Off Air!
To all my old friends as well as my new ones I just wanted ya to know I;m losing my internet for a bit and I didn't want you to think I was ignoring ya'll...will miss ya much and be thinking of you offten till I can reconnect....Much Love to All. >>> ********** Kisses ******** Psycho-Billie Aka psychedelic_hillbillie@yahoo.com

+know Your Metal+
Metal Genres all work/research done by DanzigThrall, look for him or Darko666 on adultswim.com Black The term Black Metal was coined by the Speed Metal band, Venom. Later it was created by bands like Bathory, Hellhammer, and Celtic Frost, all being debated as the originator but all of them also lacking true Black Metal qualities. Real Black Metal (or True BM if you prefer or if you want to get real technical Norwegian and/or Slavic BM) was largely started and pioneered in part by Mayhem and shortly following bands like Emperor, Darkthrone, Immortal and Satyricon. All these bands being from Norway. The lyrical basis in Black Metal has probably the biggest factor in definition of a band then any other in the Metal category. But this doesn't equate to everything, so several subgenres are needed. The most common lyrical basis' in Black Metal are Anti-Christianity, Satanism, Luciferianism, Occultism, Paganism and other various religious Mythos and beliefs. Also Gore, Death, and su

When Ww Iii Started
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a

Another One Down Wahoooo
CONGRATS TO MISHNUMBER1 FOR GETTING HER VIC BACK. WE REACHED 14,000 IN NO TIME. GOOD JOB POSSE! WOOHOO WE ROCK. MISH YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB. GOOD LUCK ON BECOMING GODMOTHER. (thanks so much from Michelle xoxox) MishNumber1 ~ Help Me Be 1st British GodMother Plz ~ of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR@ fubar HERE'S A CONTEST! ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO START FOR A LONG TIME NOW. COME ON GUYS IT'S "MS. RETTA". It's a race to 75,000 or the most over 35,000 in a months time. She's at 26643! WE'RE WORKING ON THE GORGEOUS "TEMPTED'S" GIVE AWAY. REMEMBER ANY RATE=10 LET'S GET HER THOSE RATES AND BOMB BOMB BOMB!!!!!! rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7936 **THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS. WE NEED TO GET THESE OVER WITH BEFORE WE STARTING ENTERING MORE CONTESTS** rates=10 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 3971 rates=10 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 7936 Mizz Shady 50,000 give away at 13570 ~*~Tali~*~OF SHADY'S S*U*P 55,000 GIVE

Fucking Suck My Dick Dom's
NO assholes despite what you wish or you want I DO NOT SWITCH. How dare you assume I will find kidding like this from someone here funny? I have friends in the real world that would NEVER disrespect me or anyone like me like that yet you wankers sit here and expect me to laugh it off. Amazing part of this little rant is the ones who do it are the self titles Masters. Yeah Masters with no clue as to the difference in kinky sex and lifestyle Domination. or as I lovingly call them “suck my dick dom’s” You know who you are you’re the ones who demand head whenever you feel like it and consider it serving you. Oh crap you guys need to wake the fuck up. You’re the ones who give this lifestyle a bad name the ones we always have to defend the real lifestyle with and because. Give it a rest don’t talk to me don’t assume I will find you funny and don’t assume you will automatically be taken for this old style lifestyle Dom with me in the first 5 seconds on any chat. Don’t assume shit about me