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Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
Mark 16 ; Verses 15 -18
15 ; And He said to them :Go unto all the world. and preach the Gosple to every creature. 15 ;he who is babtised in Me will be saved. but he who does not belive will be condemed. 17 ;And these signs will follow those who belive, in My name ;they will cast out demons,they will speek with new tounges. 18; they will take up Thy serpents,and if they drink anything deadly,it will by no means hurt them. they will lay hands on the sick and they will recover. Did you know what Jesus meant when he said you destroy this temple and I can rebuild it in three days? well he meant His body was the Temple and He woulld rise up in three days.. The people mocked Jesus ans said come down from that cross save yourself ; the priest and scribes were all mocking saying He saved others ; But himself He cannot save ;Let the Christ King of Iserael , desend from the cross that we may see and belive. even those crusified with Him were reviled Him. Now the sixth hr. come, there was d
Easter Egg?
Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
Wed Aug 8
Having trouble sleeping, almost to the 5 year anniversary of Mom's death. Tomorrow Aug 9 at 1:12 pm. Woke up Tue morning at 1 am. Thought it was time for me to be on watch with Mom. Realized I have reverted to 5 years ago and felt the huge empty ache again. Went and watched tv till about 3:30, then tried to get some sleep. I guess I got about 2 to 3 hours, then was up and off to work. Here I sit now at 4:20 am afraid to go to sleep. It's gonna be a long day and Thursday will be pure hell.
Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F
Still No Sleep
This insomnia is getting worse. The last 5 nights I have gotten no more than one hour sleep. I've tried TV off, TV on, wine, bananas, and over the counter pain killers but I just can't sleep for more than a few minutes at a time. I know that sleep deprivation causes hallucinations, depression, confusion, and a host of physical problems, but I seem to be healthy by my estimation. Do you guys agree? Yeah? Cool! The little guys in my desk drawer agree, and despite them telling me to pick the Pirates in the Superbowl, I still love them.
Block This Idiot! Uggghhh
So this person was on my friends list, fan and we had exchanged a few comments but they flipped, ripped a pic that Boricua God Daddy made me and proceeded to rate then adjust my damn Confused fuck...I just got tired of the games and blocked them which is what you should do. · just72 re-rated your photo a '10' from a '9'! 55 sec ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '9' from a '8'! 58 sec ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '8' from a '7'! 1 min ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '7' from a '5'! 1 min ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '5' from a '4'! 1 min ago just72@ fubar
Meowwww..a Sexy B-day
New Out Look On Life
ell i have a new out look on life i am who i am for what has happened in my life but you know what i was looking at all the bad and not the good i finally am starting to look at the good cause you know what if the things in the pass didnt happen i wouldnt be able to find a great person i wouldnt have the job i have now, everything isnt ok yet but you know what its going to be great when i am done i am turning out to be who i truely am and thats a great person i would never let out i will be the best person anyone could ever meet i treat my friends like there gold and the ones that are close i will do anything for when i can and if someone did me wrong you know what owell that shits the past they will get what they deserve in time but all i got is nothing but love now days life is starting to look up again and i am so happy for this some bad things have happened revently but those things have opened up my eyes and from someone at work telling me something he has truely shown me things w
Lacking Substance
Feeling a bit blue today. I think it's because I want more out life. Maybe I haven't discovered what my self worth is, or what my purpose in life is. I know a lot of people haven't , but I don't want to be one of those people who grows old and bitter at everyone else because they lack what the other person has. Maybe I'm just down and that's the only thing that sticks in my head. What I do know is that I eventually want something for myself. I need some kind of substance. Which is probably why I keep going to school. I put something in it, and it gives something back to me. It's the feeling of accomplishment, discovery, and interaction with people who are on the same boat as me. I know to some students and professionals this may sound trivial but it means everything to me. I work hard at what I do and I enjoy it. Without that feeling I'm not myself. My problem is I lack motivation, I need to be pushed. It's always been my problem. Not just school but life in general. When I am pu
Re-post For Death
What does she want me to be? Does she expect a perfect world? What do you think I am? A Ken Doll? Realize this now. In no way will I ever be a Label Whore. I am not ashamed of who I am. I like my look and my pain is mine not yours. I thrive to be content with the reality of being alone in a world of Gods and semen. Piss ants for Democrats and Confused mothers dying of sorrow born from Marilyn Mansons hate. Face it, we are all born to die. Live to the next extreme. Mine is none of your business. So leave me be. I ask no one for advice on my aches. To understand me is a after thought on abortion. A Catholic priest would not even touch me. Though I have touched a few. I am not your victim and I am not a prey. I am the monkey on your back with the knife to endure the pain you leave behind. I make no sense and than it's perfect sense. So crawl away with pity and the filth you shove down Paris Hiltons mouth. Spit in the face of laughter and real world it to death with MTV. I want no pa
I Just Received This Email From A Relative Of Tims,,,john Is Tims Dad
Heather, You do not know me I am John's cousin Dan from minnesota I have read all of the posts and would like to tell you thanks for the deep love you had for Tim. Some people go A lifetime with out really knowing love. It is very special to see that you know what love is. Thank you for all the thoughts that you share about Tim. I did not really know him. But reading what you write makes me feel that he was very blessed to have someone like you. You are in my prayers. May you find what God has for you in this life. Feel free anytime to e-mail me. Take care. Dan
We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
All My Friends -n- Fans
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o mSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m ENJOY LIFE IT TO SHORT NOT TOO
A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy
Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show Scores The Alley Sponsorship! Exclusive Discounts For Listeners And More!
All you into gothic life style, The Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show is now sponsored by The Alley located in Chicago, IL. The Alley is a well known and respected store located on the northside of Chicago. Specializing in Gothic Jewelery, clothing, shirts, shoes and more! They're currently revamping their website so the site don't have everything up yet, but those who live in chicago or been inside the Alley know how big the store is and the items they offer. In my pictures, it's the shirt you see me wear when I cover events. Promo info will be mentioned week on how you can go to their website and enter a promo code exclusive to listeners of my radio show to get a discount on purchases made online. I would like to thank the alley for accepting the show under its wings and more things are coming with the growth of the show. Even an exclusive shirt might be in the but one thing at a time ;) (the alley) (The radio
Yay Leos
L • E • O: wild in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost
L • I • B • R • A: The Sex
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.:) :) :) T • A • U • R • U • S: The Freak in bed "i love Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u dont repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!! P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Cent
Too Hot To Think Tonight
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Oh god exactly how damaging is Jager? 2. Do you trust all of your friends? Are you sure I have friends? 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Fuck no they are brining their happy asses to me 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? If not I can sure as hell make a reason later 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? ~1. Farm animals (don’t question it just accept it) ~2. The refusal to hide bodies for me 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Shit we can all be doctors we all got some people to deal with 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Am I hitting concrete ? 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Yes, but we will not discuss that due to the fact that the order has not been lifted yet 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked
Back Like A Bastage!!!
Grandma And Sis
There are times in your life that you think of or just happens when things really gets you down. For me has been trying to get threw this months in one piece, emotionally in one piece. In my past August was a fun month cause it was a reason to celebrate, a reason to be happy. It was the month that held two people that I can say without any doubt, truly and whole hearty that I loved birthdays, my grandmother and my sister. I been slowly dreading this time of years for a few months now, knowing what I have to deal with, not a celebration anymore but the sadness of the loss, the sadness of what could have been and just thinking of whom I lose and that just makes it very painful. My grandmother would have been 99 years old and my sister 38 this month. And it hurts knowing that they not here to enjoy those events, it hurts that I have to think about these days, its hurts that right now I can’t hug someone as I cry in the early morning missing them. My grandmother I m
I Miss You Guys
so i read this post that my freind wrote. it made me think about you more.. not just you but a couple other people ive lost in the past couple years. i think about all the things you guys wont be around to see and all the things youve already missed. sometimes im glad thats you guys are gone because i know deep down you were suffering ,but at the same time in my own selfishness i still wish you were around.i miss laughing at silly things you did and i miss your smiles the most and how you were there for me when i was little. i love you guys and i hope wherever you are that your not in pain anymore
For My Love
Your my one and only, my heart and my soul. Without you in my life, being alive would grow cold. I need you so much, more than you could ever know. You are the one that holds me back, stopping me from letting the blood flow. If I were to ever lose you, I might as well be dead. You're my drug, my addiction, that will be with me 'til the end. I'd probably go emo, and cut up my wrists. If I didn't have you to settle my depressed fits. No matter what happens, you'll always be in my heart. The thought of you leaving just tears me apart. Death is one thing life is another. Love is the one thing that holds them together. My life would be over if you were somehow gone tomorrow. Not by an accident, I'd take it myself, drowning in sorrow. Because I need you so much, and its obvious to see, That without you in my life; there would be no me. Ever since we met, I've known you were the one. The one I'd give my heart to, you're my brightness and my sun. Someday soo
Crush Me?
does anyone have a crush on me?
Fuck Buddy
MY FUCK BUDDY? THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" or "I'd ride dat shit" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised
This Little Guys Laugh Is Contagious!
Isnt It The Truth...
Im really scared... I dont want to do this... I dont want to go... But I have to... This is so horrible... Doing this alone... Its going to hurt a lot... They are going to hurt me more... All so full of knowlege, Yet so empty of feelings... Emotions, Whats that? A world full of hope, Yet many drems lost at sea... The feelings you give me are not so free... I guess this is the end... Where I stop my restraint of tears... They say its almost over, But they still sit and dweal for years... I cant take no more... The pain it just keeps rising... To finish this project... Is far out of the question... The only issue I have... Is a question that is unanswerable... WHY!?!
An Apology Regarding A Previous Blog!
I need to set the story straight about a blog I published on fubar last night. I was angry and upset and I had not waited to get the answers I was looking for regarding the situation in question. I posted a blog regarding The Extreme X Lounge, a place I frequented quite often. The members and the staff were so much fun and had come to be my friends. I've spent many a night in there laughing and enjoying myself. Anyways, I didn't mention names but I did call a person from the lounge a player and I need to retract this statement. Beyond my better judgement I spoke to soon and slandered this person due to false information received by other members of fubar. For this I extend my deepest apologies to all the members and staff of Extreme X. I'm also sorry to the people that were involved in this outside of the situation. I hope you will forgive me and continue to give The Extreme X lounge your support as I know I will again in the near future! Thanks so much, Jackie
Re Post: Go Out With Me
post this saying "GO OUT WITH ME" whether you are single or not. whoever wants 2 or would go out with u will message u saying "i would go out with you" repost this in 90 sec u will b surprised who replies 2 u. ps.must do even if ur taken!!
Please Vote For Me
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx
If I Die?
If I Die? Body: if i died tonight, and you would never get a chance to see me again. [be honest] 01. What are 5 things you would want me to know before I died? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 03. If I died, would you come to my funeral? 04. If I died, would you cry? 05. If I died, would you forget me eventually? 06. If I died, what would be going through your head? 07. Would you tell me you loved me before I died? 08. Would you mean it? 09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? 10. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me? 11. If I died, what would be your last memory of me? 12. If I died, what would you remember me by? 13. If I died tonight, I would want to know your true feelings about me. What are your complete feelings about me, up to this day?
Go Out With Me
post this saying "GO OUT WITH ME" whether you are single or not. whoever wants 2 or would go out with u will message u saying "i would go out with you" repost this in 90 sec u will b surprised who replies 2 u. ps.must do even if ur taken!!
Will U Please Vote For Me
im in a battle for best pet on myyearbook. will u go vote for me id really appreciate it. i'm the one with the big snake, lol, thanx
Alright, enough with the crying about flagging pics. Who cares? I don't. If your pic gets flagged so what? The bouncers are going to review it and determine if it deserves to be NSFW or not. If it is and you didn't mark it then that's your mistake. If the person flagging your pic is doing it excessively and to pic that are not NSFW then they will dealt with by the bouncers accordingly. If you don't believe the system is working then take it up with support. Stop posting bulletins about how butt hurt you are that someone flagged your pic that in your mind was not NSFW. And no this site is not going to tell you who flagged your pic. Why so you can cry in another bulletin, posting a link to their page, about how F@#ked they are for flagging your pic? Sure lets flood the servers some more with bulletins from people whining. Its the internet....ok.
Sexual Nick Name
Cherry Pie
Omg Listen To This Song!!!
Online VideoOnline lyrics - Brad Paisley lyrics Brad Paisley Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure This song reminds me of so many fakers that i've busted and i'm sure there are more out there but now i'll have a tune in my head while i do it lmao!!! Even if you dont like country music you'll like this song.
Sad & Lonely
On this long road of lonliness with no friends and I need to have some one help me back to the road of living. Where do all your friends go when you get older?
Dancing In The Moonlight
can't imagine anything worse then this oh! You had me at our very first kiss Why did this love go To something as bad as this?! Oh woh!! Sing to the shadows of moonlight Feeling the music flow threw you Twirling and dancing to twilight This is what I love to do Making friends with the shadows on my wall Chacing wild unseen dreams Fighting for something that seems like nothing at all But nothing is not as bad as it may seem!! You act like no one understands you You and I are nothing to this world I'm gonna tell ya what I'm gonna do I'm not stand around watch as our love is unfurled!!! So take a chance spread your wings And dare to take flight Cuz' you'll have no more dreams Untill you stand up and fight!
If You Ever Fawkin......
An Angel Appeared
I was sad and all alone, The worst feeling I had known. I felt a hand reach out to me, Somehow set my spirit free. I looked to see who was there. There was no one standing there. I thought I'd felt a feathery wing, Thought I heard an Angel sing. I felt a soft warm breeze, As my pain began to ease. I had a feeling I was not alone. The strangest feeling I had known. In the darkest hour an Angel appears, Gently caressing away my fears. I must be protected by an Angel's love, God sent down from up above.
When History Repeats Itself
I always wonder why do we commit the same mistakes during our life?Why do we get in the same trap?And we always let in just a lil bit of light in our darkness,then we just let it fill our heart when we kno for sure itz not safe,cuz with the joy comes everythin' else we don't want in our life. But the main line seems to understand as I see people sufferin' and still strenght in their eyes against the major pain they feel, I just start to feel how lucky I am and that I should shut up and do what I need to do,and finish what I started,and thankx to my friends and their parents who replaced my parents and kept pushin me to fight fo what I supposed to..they are older and wiser,different life experience,just trying to teach somethin' to our generation,but instead of bein' all ears we ignore their advice thinkin' that we can do better,exactly the way they did when they where in our shoes.So go on Lord,keep punchin' me 'till I learn to accomplish each goal each duty.Just help me stand up,help
Bad Doctor
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities." He tells her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."
60 Things Not To Say
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have
Playboy Mansion I know this is not a poem but i thought u might like to come party with the bunnies at the playboy lounge....i am there nightly so cum and check us out!!!
Blowjob Etiquette
Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell
Penis Studies
In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man'spenis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, theyconcluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to givethe Man more pleasure during sex.After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study.After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that thereason was to give the Woman more pleasure during sex.The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent$13.27 (for a Playboy, Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee) andconcluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hittinghim in the forehead.
How A Man Makes Love
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
so ive been up for 2 days now and the only thing i can think about is how god damn good pizza beer and sex sounds ... oh and i guess according to my ex best friend im a whore ! and im kinda wondering why he hasent called im starting to get a bit worried .... god he boggels my mind i want to know everything about him i want to feel him again i want to pass out next to him i want to taste him ... i just dont want to scare him but i think i might be being to cold and pushing him away or .... fuck who knows .... god i hope he realizes that everything in my life right now is being done so that i can just have the chance to be with him ... and im not trying to be all creepy stalkerish either i just care for him i think more than he realizes ...shit or no shit .... i wish i knew what he wanted or .....
Angels Love
Angel's Love I'll pray for you today, For an Angel to pass your way. That her arms might hold you, And that you feel it too. Sometimes they're by your side, But it seems like they hide. I'll pray that you're aware, And know how much they care. I'll pray they softly whisper, The things you need to hear. I hope you feel an Angels' caress, And all her tenderness. They leave the sweetest memory, Of how life's suppose to be. I'll pray that you're aware, Everyday and everywhere. That an Angel's love follows you, And walks where you do. so next time when things dont work out right remember I sent an angel to help you.
Lollipop Salesman
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
My First Visit To You My Darling
Today was the first time I have visited your grave for the first time since your funeral... (WOW)... I was told forever it seems like that I would feel better if I see you... But I didnt... All i could do was cry for several minutes before I could even speak a word... God I miss you so much... That was all I could think of before i crawled up into a ball and layed down on the grass six feet above you... It hurt so much to notice that all thats left of you is a headstone with your name on it.... And the memories that I have... Life has been so hard living without you... There were several times that I was hurting so much and i wanted you to hold me... I felt like a helpless child just lying there on your grave crying like i wanted my mommy or something.. I might as well stuck my thumb in my mouth and said gaga gugu.. But as i started to calm down I finally was able to speak.. Here is what i said... Hey My Daisy.. Its hard just looking at this headstone and talking to you like this...
Pack Of Condoms
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing, fit to burst. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, if the man returns, to follow him. Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns. "So did you follow him?" "I did." "And...where did he go?" "Over to your house..."
How Do You Feel? Say All-right.
Sea of Spirals: take it easy on me, life cut my throat just like a knife the spirals throw me to the sea i'm drowning down so endlessly. hopelessness lost in despair i'm silently gasping for clean air but all i see is blackness whole a starving mind an empty soul.. emotions flowing, thick as blood tears run freely, a massive flash flood i'm floating onward endlessly the spirals throw me to the sea. the moon shines bright up in the sky reminding me it'll be all right if all i do -- if all i say is pretend to be myself today. -me 3 AM 8/08/07 Oh, my, my, you're oh so sly. Let's leave unsaid what's left unspoken And oh, my boy, you're oh so coy Let's just pretend that nothing's broken -blaqk audio So let's cut fast to the car crash Where the future went down with the past Cuz this beat won't wait for you. Safe to say that I can't recall, So let's just admit nothing matters at all. -blaqk audio
Peter Bob.
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how there lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
My Dearest Miranda
My dearest Miranda... Its has been a little over 2 years since you have been gone from me... Everyday is a constant struggle to go on knowing that i cant hold you... And watch your smile brighten up my day... Everyday when i think of you all of my breath seems to leave me, thus making me incapable of breathing.. Tears seem to swell up in the back of my throut... And i find myself falling to my knees screaming at the top of my lungs because i miss you so much... I havent stoped crying since the day you left... You told me to be strong... But how can i do that? I love you so much and i miss hearing the sound of your voice... All i have left of you are pictures and old video recordings... But watching them seems to be gluton for punishment.. All i do is cry myself into a depressed sleep everytime... But i cant stop watching them... Its just your smile... All i want to see is your smile... Nothing else... I have changed alot since you went away... So much has happened... I became a grea
I'm Thirsty!
I'm dry over here! Someone buzz me a beer!
The Life Changing Memory
There are ways to go about life on how you want to be.... Thats the greatest gift that was givin to us when we were created... We all have a choice on how much of an ass we want to be and how nice we want to be... But i want to share something with all of you... First i want to start out with a question... If you love someone so much... And you know for a fact that the person you love isnt going to make it much longer... What do you do? Do you get out before you end up hurting so bad that you simply cant bare living anymore? Or do you stick around and stay with her till the very end? This is the choice that we as human beings were blessed to have... The freedom of free will... You have sat alone for days contemplating about it... What should you do? Ahhhhh who am i kidding?( you say.) I love her so much... And i made a promise to her... I promised that i would be there for her forever... Long before i knew about her illness.. The days with her are painfull... Sometimes you feel as i
A Warriors Decision 2nd Part
You have just completed the impossible... (So you thought at the moment) But when the crowd is impressed with what they just saw.... It does something to you... You become somewhat of a glory hound... As you raise your arms and hands just soaking in the moment... But in the crowd you see her... The one thing that made time itself stop when you lay eyes on her... Miranda... She had just saw what you had done... And noticed what you was capable of... The main thing she didnt know about you... All things around you become silent.. And it seemed like all you heared was her breathing and wimpers of the tears she was trying to hold back... She had become terrified of you... She runs through the doors and out of the building.... Crying histericaly.. MY God what have you done.... Thats the only question that plays over and over in your head... You go after her.. I mean what can you say huh? She is the woman you love... And you scared her.... So as you finally catch up to her,,, She just grabs
Obscene Caller
Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action." "Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If you can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested."
A Warriors Decision
They say that the instant you let your anger take over... The battles over... You have already lost.... To let your anger take over can be fatal.. What can you say to such words when the man you respect most in this world is telling you something that all human beings learn the hard way? But your a child... What do (you) know? All your forced to do is train... To push, push, push... To never give up... The only thing making you angry is the yelling screams you hear over the hills.... Again... Do it again.. So you swing... The marks and scars on your back is a good reminder to not talk back to him... As you swing and dance with a Shidoki Samurai Blade... It begins to feel heavy in your hands... Your sweat pours down your face like a neverending waterfall... Every swing you give takes a little more energy out of you.... (Again),, you hear in the background.... You cant stand it anymore... Its hot, its humid, and your thirsty.... Even when the old man wasnt satisfied with your trainnin
Help My Battles!!!!
Ok my dear Metal Heads.... This is probably one thing that I Really would love to get your help on!I was at the press conference of Drowning Pool today and I was touched with what these guys are doing to help the troops . There is over 500'000 friends on my list and we can REALLY make a huge difference . This is only going to take about 10 seconds of your time...PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAASE HELP AND SIGN THE PETITION !CLICK ON THIS LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION PLEASEAfter talking to the band today I found out that they only have about 12'000 people who have signed the petition....!!! I told them that I will do my best to help change that to a way bigger number with your help ....LETS CHANGE THIS NUMBER !CLICK ON THIS LINK AND SIGN THE PETITION PLEASEThis has nothing to do with being for or against the War .... This is only about getting the soldiers the proper health care when they come back home.If you like to read more about this , please visit : you guys
Sex On The Back Seat
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy says "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."
Listen To My Story
Listen to my story... Listen to the agonizing screams of my plee to all of you.... We are all here for a specific purpose in life... Weather we want to chose that destiny givin to us or not... Theres is a plan in life that we were created for... Some were born to be a doctor... Some were born to be a Pastor.... And others,,,, well some were born to lead and some to follow.... Well Im here to tell you folks... I Joshua Murphy... The proud son of Robert Murphy was born to fight... I was born to assend all limits of my trainning... In the mind, body, and spirit..... But it wasnt my physical abilities that made me a great fighter... Its the surroundings of life and nature that give me modivation and the will to go on... ( A great fight isnt won by foolish punches or kicks)... A great victory is won when you exceed the impossible... When you stare death in the face and know your going to die, but you still have to will to live... To keep on pushing and pushing... To think that there is no
Check Out My New Website
oh well check this I finally finished the Jeff Lang website I had to create from scratch in dreamweaver. - I made all the graphic and designs!!! - image layers will distort though, fucked if I know how to fix that though lol Jeff Lang website
Fallen Angel
Fallen Angel I have fallen from sky, Fallen to the ground, I am the angel of sadness, Angel of lost hopes, Angel of lost dreams, I am the fallen angel, Fear me not, I am here for reason, That reason is to have a second chance in life, That life I was given for a reason, They took my wings, They took me apart made me human, I was the fallen angel, But that fallen angel had one chance in life that she was given, This angel won’t make the same mistakes she made before, This angel will go down the right path that has been chosen for her, This fallen angel know what she has to do to make it right.
Angel In My Pocket
I am a tiny angel I'm smaller than your thumb; I live in people's pockets That's where I have my fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect; Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel I was a fairy in a flower; God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me angel power. Now God has many Angels That He this eyes, and ears, and hands We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, With way too much to do; He said my assignment Is to keep close watch on you. When He tucked me in your pocket He blessed you with Angel care; Then told me to never leave you, And I vowed always to be there.
In 3 .... 2 ......
I don't know exactly why, but I exploded tonight. Shit just wasn't adding up. I am sick to death of things just falling apart around me. So of course my reaction was to take one good thing I had going and fuck that up as well. Why not ? Everything else is fucked up. I swear, some days it just isn't worth the effort of getting out of bed. ....... or even speaking to anyone for that matter.
Silent Friends
why are you silent.
I Want To Thank Everone
Angel Friend
When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end.
Love & Hate
"Hate is often an obverse form of love. You hate someone whom you really wish to love but whom you cannot love." ~~~ "Hate is a disguised form of love. You can only hate someone that you have the capacity to love because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him"
Your Chinese Zodiac
I thought you guys may be interested in a few things Chinese. First, here is your Chinese zodiac, it shows your animal based on year and date of birth. Enjoy what is says about you Second, here is where you find out what your Name would be in Mandarin. You'll even see the characters. Put it up as a pic on Fubar :) They're cool tattoo ideas. :) I have a legal Chinese name which means book of peaceful judgment or Shu Qiao Yi Have fun, and happy hump day!
Jeff Gordon
New Photo Host Thing
I had to move my photo's to another place. here is a link so you can see them. Oh as a side note I also have skype installed on my blackjack phone so if you use skype(a free voice over ip service) and wanna chat I am able where ever i roam. It's cool because i have unlimited data on the phone but only 400 min a month on the account. Using the skype i dont use my min and i can talk to anywhere around the world. Grrrr i sound like an advertisement sorry for that i just get too excited
To Speak Your Heart
She saw no justice in love that waits, a darkness of unforseen circumstances, chains bind in shackles; a heart that breaks. where romance is stemmed in leap tides, complications lay around corners, she believed- love was still there. a man who held her, between his hands, before his promises were ever kept. a tightening of lungs- shortness of breath, her answer to fate; a childish impatience, being left alone his gift to her remaining unopened. he can only reply as silence allows, with an arrow almost missing its mark, furiously tying up the loose ends, tie up pink bows, present them to pouting lips, of longing and expectancy. both are the candle, burning vicariously at both ends, she fears it will snuff out; he- wants all of her endless possibilities of love- and she would lay it, at his door- in tempered knocks, the plans of a woman who found forever overrated, saw 'now' as good as it could be, while knowing she had his hear
Confusion (part Of An Unfinished Song)
is this the end or just the beginning..... is the world still turning or the room just spinning...... is the battle over can you tell who's winning... I must be insane because I can't stop grinning...
Pure Love
I know a love Few ever find A spiritual love A love that is mine. He is truly an angel God's gift to me A sensitive soul I will cherish always. I have yet to look into his eyes though when I do, I haven't a doubt in this world These feelings are true. Such a warm tender heart. The most beautiful of men. He shares the same dreams and desires as I. Still . . . So out of reach, Yet, So very close. Forever in my heart and mind- - Sharing one soul for eternity.
Recruiting Post
The new NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS are looking for new members. If you are Looking for a family to help you with contests and giveaways come join us! Members contests and giveway come first! First come first serve! All will be done in the order in which they start with timed contests first of course! All we ask is that you contact us with the contest you wish to join before you do to insure that you will have the backing you need. Come join us and have some fun!
Daniel Graham...gotta Love 'em!!
Dope Fiend
In a police car i feel so very small I see my lover's face and i watch her teardrops fall And i try to figure out where i'd fallen off the track I sold my soul to the devil and then i stole it back And in the end, you know a dope fiend ain't got no friends And a junkie is a junkie to the bitter end Hope to die now, cuz you know i'm better off dead Hey brother, won't you lend me a helpin' hand? I tie myself off, shoot it in my veins I feel like marlon brando and i've hid another day's pain I'm goin' back where it's safe, goin' back to the womb I find my mother's comfort, here in a needle and spoon And christmas for a dope fiend ain't no fun Waitin' for good times that seem to never come Goin' out now, gonna get myself a gun Please stop me, don't you know i'm on a run? Aren't you tired of the detox and the places in the mind? Aren't you tired of the misery, aren't you tired of doin' time? And i try to figure out where i'd fallen off the track You know i sol
In Tha Booth Fuck Yall!
aight imma take dis over like some four leave clovers and i'm gone on dem two blue doves ready to go tha clubs and get tha females dat got hubbies,cause shane and roy are dummies talkin shit like some cannons,while i'm in florida and da murda man in bama so lil dawggity stop rockin dem soulja wrags,cause damn boy yall really sad i hadda come back and make em mad cause i'm thaa chossen child not tha come back kid i be ridin 20 inch rims and fuck rockin tims i rock ree's and black tee's,cause yall know who tha real g be and dat will be me tha ac comin frum over seas and i gotta say fuck dese streets and get my weed oh yes indeed i feel like i'm on some speed like a big dawg in dese beats beats beats beats beats i'm tha fuckin beast all up in ur bitches bedroom sheets..
Nascar Clip Martinsville/ozzy
A Nibble, A Bite, A Bruise
I start, kissing, nibbling licking Your neck, your ear, your lips Then the bite, unexpected yet so wanted I leave my mark on the flesh of your neck. My mouth travels around your body finding loose flesh to grab and bite and mark Your nipples are toys between my teeth each nibble or bite or lick of the tongue Making you harder, yearning for more. I find the soft skin on your ribs and bite sometimes soft sometimes so hard I cause you to groan loudly I travel down along your flesh biting, nibbling Licking the bruised flesh as I go My breath is hot, my mouth on fire as I continue this torture,........ no pleasure Suddenly you feel the bite, first on your inner thigh then on the flesh around your hardening cock Then you feel the moist heat of my mouth devour you My teeth sliding on the flesh of your cock Your mouth finds mine our tongues dance as our bodies are joined My beast has been unleashed and as you grind into me I continue to nibble a
Bonds Hits No. 756 To Break Aaron's Record
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Barry Bonds hit No. 756 over the right-center field wall Tuesday night, and hammered home the point: Like him or not, legitimate or not, he is baseball's new home run king. Bonds broke Hank Aaron's storied record in the fifth inning, connecting on a 3-2 pitch from Washington's Mike Bacsik. Three days earlier, Bonds tied the Hammer with a shot to left-center in San Diego. Conspicuous by their absence were the commissioner and Aaron himself. Bud Selig was on hand for the tiebreaking homer, deciding to put baseball history ahead of the steroid allegations that have plagued the San Francisco Giants slugger. On this night, he sent an emissary, Major League Baseball executive vice president Jimmie Lee Solomon. As for Aaron, he said all along he had no interest in being there whenever and wherever his 33-year-old mark was broken. He was true to his word, but he did offer a taped message of congratulations. Absent, too, were the fans who held up asterisk signs
Bradley Reed Sorenson
The Waltrips: Darryl And Mikey!
Cool Juggling,i Know Sounds Lame,but Really This Is Cool As F*ck!
Track Bar
Track Bar (Also referred to as a "Panhard bar.") This bar locates the vehicle's rear end housing from left-to-right under it. In calibrating the vehicle's "suspension geometry," raising or lowering the track bar changes the rear roll center and determines how well it will travel through the corners. During races, this adjustment is done through the rear window using an extended ratchet. Typically, lowering the track bar will "tighten" the vehicle and raising the track bar will "loosen" it.
Spoiler (Also referred to as a "blade.") The spoiler is a strip of aluminum that stretches across the width of a race vehicle's rear decklid. It is designed to create downforce on the rear of the vehicle, thereby increasing traction. However, the tradeoff, again, is that more downforce equals more aerodynamic drag, so teams attempt, particularly on qualifying runs, to lay the spoiler at as low an angle as possible to "free up" their vehicles for more straightaway speed.
Silly Season
Silly Season Slang for the period that begins during the latter part of the current season, wherein some teams announce driver, crew and/or sponsor changes
Setup Slang term for the tuning and adjustments made to a race car's suspension before and during a race.suspension before and during a race...
Nascar Tribute (funny)
Hey Everyone
I'm really, really bored. Who wants to chat?
Restrictor Plate
Restrictor Plate An aluminum plate that is placed between the base of the carburetor and the engine's intake manifold with four holes drilled in it. The plate is designed to reduce the flow of air and fuel into the engine's combustion chamber, thereby decreasing horsepower and speed.
Push (Also referred to as "tight" or "understeer.") "Push" is a condition that occurs when the front tires of a vehicle will not turn crisply in a corner. When this condition occurs, the driver must get out of the throttle until the front tires grip the race track again.
Pole Position
Pole Position Slang term for the foremost position on the starting grid, awarded to the fastest qualifier.
Nascar Fury - I Stand Alone
Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let’s Go Racing Boys!
Pit Road
Pit Road The area where pit crews service the cars. Generally located along the front straightaway, but because of space limitations, some racetracks sport pit roads on the front and back straightaways. Pit Stall The area along pit road that is designated for a particular team's use during pit stops. Each car stops in the team's stall before being serviced.
Hit Me
Hit me do it. I am done just runing away from you. I am going to fight back. You can push me around enymore. I am done being afrade to walk down the street in fear you might find me. I am going to fight back. I am done sitting here leting you hit me. I am done leting u run my life.
Hi There
Hey, It's me, Xandy here and I am completely new to this whole fubar place. Just looking for some friendly fellas to get to know better for the most part. So, if you wanna get to know me a whole lot better to "txt Xandy to 35777." Thanks, Xandy
What Is Love....
What Is Love? Love is a slow kiss goodnight It is anticipation. Love is an imperfection in yourself Not bothering you. It is acceptance. Love is passing up an opportunity Because the time is not right yet. It is patience. Love is a back massage that starts Above the hairline and ends Around the innersoles. It is exploration. Love is not having to say, "Let us make love", because you know What the other person wants. It is understanding. Love is being given an honest chance to say no When you thought you were committed. It is consideration. Love is saying the perfect phrase To make a solemn embrace dissolve into giggles. It is humor. Love is being told, "Stop and I will kill you". It is desire. Love is reviewing the damage to your living room And realizing personal effects are strewn In a clockwise pattern from the front door To the bedroom. It is abandonment. Love is seeing what your lover really looks Like for the first time. It is
For Our Brothers (and Sisters)
For Our Brothers (And Sisters)In the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard.....GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU OUR GUARDIAN ANGELS.
Marbles (Also referred to as "loose stuff.") Bits of rubber that have been shaved off tires and dirt and gravel blown to the outside of a corner by the wind created by passing vehicles comprise the "marbles" that are often blamed by drivers for causing them to lose control.
Loose (Also referred to as "free" or "oversteer.") A condition created when the back end of the vehicle wants to overtake the front end when it is either entering or exiting a turn. In qualifying mode teams walk a fine line creating a setup that "frees the vehicle up" as much as possible without causing the driver to lose control.
Not Going To Give Up
I am going to prove every one wrong. I can do it. No matter what life trys to hit me with. No more am I going to live this life. I am done. Going to get better. One last chance. No more chances left so i cant fuck it up.
I’m Too Sexy
Bouncer Id Check,
Bouncer ID check, 1 what's this ??? 2 has anyone else ever got this
Just wanting to give a big thank you, to all my friends and fans, and everyone thats rated me or left me comments, you guys ROCK!!!
Lapped Traffic
Lapped Traffic Cars that have completed at least one full lap less than the race leader.
Handling Generally, a race car's performance while racing, qualifying or practicing. How a car "Handles" is determined by its tires, suspension geometry, aerodynamics and other factors.
Well lets see. This is Tuesday. On Sunday, I had to take Izayah to the emergency room. He is 3 months old and had a fever of 102.6. We went straight there and by the time we got there his fever spiked to 104.2. The had stuck him 6 times trying to get blood from him. I was so pissed. It turns out that he has viral pharynitis. In other words...hand foot and mouth disease. Its just a virus that people get mainly during the summer. Now 2 days later, I got it. My throat is killing me. I can barely swallow. It sucks so bad. I slept all day long due to a fever. I got up long enough to go to my kids' practices and went right back to bed when we got home. This just sucks. I hope nobody else in the house gets it cuz it just makes you miserable. Well I will write more later, xoxo
Jamie Mcmurray
David Stremme
Happy Hour
Happy Hour Slang term for the last official practice session held before an event. Usually takes place the day before the race and after all qualifying and support races have been staged.
Groove Slang term for the best route around a racetrack; the most efficient or quickest way around the track for a particular driver. The "high groove" takes a car closer to the outside wall for most of a lap, while the "Low groove" takes a car closer to the apron than the outside wall. Road racers use the term "line." Drivers search for a fast groove, and that has been known to change depending on track and weather conditions.
Is getting drunk to relieve stress all that bad?
Ryan Newman
Denny Hamlin
Draft The aerodynamic effect that allows two or more cars traveling nose-to-tail to run faster than a single car. When one car follows closely, the one in front cuts through the air, providing less resistance for the car in back. Drafting The practice of two or more cars, while racing, to run nose-to-tail, almost touching. The lead car, by displacing the air in front of it, creates a vacuum between its rear end and the nose of the following car, actually pulling the second car
Downforce The air pressure traveling over the surfaces of a race vehicle creates "downforce" or weight on that area. In order to increase corner speeds teams strive to create downforce that increases tire grip. The tradeoff for increased corner speeds derived from greater downforce is increased drag that slows straightaway speeds.
Mark Martin
Blah Lol
I used up all of my rating points *pouts* lol seriously I was rating to many perhaps. I just like to show ppl the love and respect I would like to get. Why is there a limit I do wonder, I guess perhaps rating to many at a time floods the servers. I enjoy looking at the art work you all have, wow it's amazing some of it. I am envious I say envious lmao, honestly you all got it going on with the pics, keep up the great work, I need to stop taking so many of me and take more of the pretty view, the one I see when I look out my window. The gorgeous view I see is when I gaze into Cyntronics eyes, Wow he is truly an amazing man, I am honored to have him in my lire, I wouldnt trade this for anything. Babes I know you are sleeping now for you are hours ahead of me, but just so you know in the event you read this, I love you darling. I will talk to you a bit later on . Your loving fubar wife, Tequila Sunrise mwuahhhhhh xxxxxxxxxx
Kyle Busch
Another Year !!
Another year has gone by, in a few seconds it'll be Aug. 8 my b-day. As I sit here and think another year wow!! I can't help hash out a few things in my mind, so my friends just hang in there with me, not sure where this blog is going! Let's see another year and what can I say. My mind is full and my soul screaming for answers. My heart is heavy tonight. You think that everything that I've gone through in these last few years would make me ready for anything. I've gone through hell a few times this year and I've gone to heaven a few times as well. But when it all comes down to it it's a bit hard to know what is the things that mean the most to me. I can't answer that. I mean you think about it and does anyone really truly know what means the most to them out of all that is our life. I mean I think about the past and man I don't even know what to think or feel right now. First I find out about the shadowy part of me ,then I make a family out of the others in the shadows. Then l
Come And Talk To Me!!
HIT me Up and BUY me a DRINK daddy!
Banking The sloping of a racetrack, particularly at a curve or a corner, from the apron to the outside wall. Degree of banking refers to the height of a racetrack's slope at the outside edge.
Rusty Wallace
I Found My Cats Secret Jouranl
Monday's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "a
Dale Earnhardt Sr
Elliott Sadler
Aerodynamics Of Nascar
Aero Push When following another vehicle closely, the airflow off the lead vehicle does not travel across the following one(s) in a normal manner. Therefore, downforce on the front of the trailing vehicle(s) is decreased and it does not turn in the corners as well, resulting in an "aero push." This condition is more apparent on the exit of the turns. Aerodynamic Drag A number that is a coefficient of several factors that indicates how well a race vehicle will travel through the air and how much resistance it offers. Crewmen work to get the best "drag horsepower" rating they can, determining how much horsepower it will take to move a vehicle through the air at a certain mile-per-hour rate. At faster speedways teams strive to get the lowest drag number possible for higher straightaway speeds.
Greg Biffle (look Carefully-lol)
Flags Of Nascar
Flags of NASCAR Green The track is clear and cars may proceed at speed. This flag is used to signal the beginning of the race and any restarts. Yellow (caution) The track is not clear, slow down and hold your position behind the pace car. This flag is used to signal an accident, debris caused by contract or mechanical failure, or weather-related issues. NASCAR rules allow cars to bunch up behind the leader. In most cases, lead-lap cars restart in the outside lane, while any lapped cars restart to the inside. In addition, a yellow flag during a practice session means cars should go to pits immediately. Red The track is unsafe and there is a situation that requires immediate attention. Cars must go to a designated location and stop. This flag is usually waved in cases of heavy precipitation, an accident which requires immediate medical assistance or if the track is blocked. In addition, NASCAR reserves the right to throw a red flag in the closing laps of a rac
Matt Kenseth
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Tony Stewart
Good Week So Far!!!!
my week so far has been really good! i just got my permit today so i'll be driving soon, my ex hasnt been bothering me at all and i know something good will happen soon and when it does i am ready for it :) so hope you all have a good week D
This is getting to much!! was updating my profile and as we all know you have put the code. Well got IDed for that!!! this getting stupid!!! What next???
Dale Jr
NEWS: Looking like Junior will be in the 5 with Mountain Dew as primary Sponser in 2008.
So my first day of my new job is tomorrow! Its midnight right now and I gotta be there at 8am! I am like so not sleepy... I am so not a day person! I am so glad that benefits start from day one at this job! One of the first things I'm going to do is goto the doctor and load up on pills! Mmmmmm pills :D This includes Ambien so that I can sleep whenver I need to! I hope I don't oversleep cause I think on the first day of work that would be insta-fire! Now I wonder if I should stay up all night or just try to get a few hours of sleep and make sure I dont sleep through my alarm!
The Chase Defined
The Chase Consisting of the season's last 10 races -- will further reflect the importance of racing to win, via a variety of adjustments. During the format's first three years, the top-10 drivers in points after the 26th race of the season qualified for the Chase; in addition, any other driver outside the top 10 but within 400 points of the standings' leader also was eligible. Starting this season, the 400-point cutoff is eliminated and the top 12 drivers in the points after Race 26 will qualify for the Chase. All 12 drivers will have their point totals re-set to 5,000; each will then receive a 10-point bonus for each race victory they had during the first 26 races. The Chase drivers will be "seeded" to start the Chase based on the number of wins amassed during the regular season. "I like that the points for each of the now 12 drivers in the Chase will be set at 5,000 with an additional 10 for each race win," said team owner Richard Childress, who had two drivers in t
Whats Your Flavor??
WHATS YOUR HOBBY??? That's right I want to see your hobby pics I don't care if it is photography,knitting,drawing,painting,your husband or your wife or even making morphs or tags... I wanna see them... This contest will run for 2 weeks straight... Must be a SFW PIC NO BLANK COMMENTS ALLOWED MUST BE A LEVEL 3 OR HIGHER TO BOMB IF CAUGHT WITH BLANK COMMENTS I WILL WARN YOU AND TAKE 10 COMMENTS AWAY IF I HAVE TO WARN AGAIN YOU WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE CONTEST... NO DRAMA JUST HAVE FUN!!! 1st place will recieve a 7 day blast!!! 2nd place will recieve 75,000 in gifts!!! 3rd place will recieve 50,000 in gifts!!! Let me know if you want to join xoxo ~Tracy~ CO-OWNER OF THE BIGSEXY BOMBERS AND PROUD FU WIFE OF BIGSEXY@ fubar
Martin Truex Jr
Down With Haters
A Bulletin Posted by Captain Cooter. It is worth saving. Ok as a lot of you know there are A LOT of good people leaving fubar because of some of the changes that are being implemented and mainly because of Jerks that are harassing them by flagging their pictures as NSFW that SHOULD NOT BE FLAGGED in anyway shape or form! And these people are allowed to do so with NO CONSEQUENCES because they can do it without it being known that they are the ones doing it! I think that the person that flags a pic should be made known to the person that just got flagged. So the poor victim has no recourse but to protest the flag which takes days and meanwhile the jerk flagging them gets to keep flagging them over and over! And they have nothing to fear because fubar wont tell us who is DOING it! I have never flagged a pic even ones that should be i simply message the person and let them know that they may get flagged by someone else. Something needs to change most of us came here because
Kevin Harvick
Jimmie Johnson Mix
Kasey Kahne
Sadest Day Of My Life
Today was the sadest and hardest day of my entire life, my almost 3 year old niece was buried today, after a tragic drowning incident that took her life on Thursday August 2nd, 2007. Sometimes I cry out of no where, other times, I'm as strong as I can possibly be, but most of the time, I'm just numb, I am trying really hard to hold myself together for my 5 year old nephew (her brother) and for the most part I do it very well, and when i feel myself about to cry, I just go lock myself in the bathroom, until I can collect myself for him again. My sweet princess is gone, but she will never be forgotten, nor will she ever be replaced. I love you my princess, and you play hard in God's Garden, and when its time for me too join you, I know that I will.
A Copy Of My Bulletin!
Yeah. I wanna thank everyone who ever commented, rated or fanned me. I really do appreciate it. This is all coming about as I just realized I ranked #277. Never thought I would rank and you guys made it happen. THANK YOU SO MUCH! -loves and kisses!- -Laura-
Mathew 25 : Verses 42- 46 >>
42 ; For I was hungry , you gave me no food. I was thirsty , you gave me no drink. 43 ; I was a stranger and you did not take me in, naked and you did not clothe me. sick and in prision , and you did not visit me. 44 ; then they also will answer him saying,Lord when did we see you hungry or thirsty,or a stranger or naked, or sick in prison and did not minister to you.? 45 ;Then He will answere them,assuredly I say in to you in as much as you did not do it to the least of one of these,you did not do it to me. 46 ; and theses will go away into the everlasting punishment,but the rightiousness eternal life :Amen!
Bobby Labonte
What Do You Do When You Get Bored
what do you do when you get bored
Gotj 07'
Back home for Long Island, now off to the Gathering, then back home for like 10 days then back to Long Island........
Kurt Busch On Mad Tv
The pain is to much I cant take it enymore> It hurt's. I try to let go but I cant. I think about it nonstop. Over and over agan. Am I not good enough for them. Why dont thay want me to be part of there life's. Thay keep pushing me away/ "Your never going to be enything in life." Over and over I hear there voices. "Your nothing the world would be better off without you." The voices are going to drive me crazy. Why me what did I do. Why wont thay shut up. There going on and on. " Your just a waist of life." Finly thay stop. Silence nothing not a sound. Once agan I am alone. Darkness covers my soul. No more acting. I can be myself. But there's No one to see the real me. So I just lay down and sleep. Hopeing when I close my eyes I never open them agan.
Live By It
Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low You waste your breath while fuckin' with me, my blood is so cold My destination always unknown, I'll find my way there But you Goddamn Motherfuckers always wasting my time I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control
I Think I Had A Seizure
I cant type it all out again im too tired, im going to copy and paste the events from a instant message with my boyfriend. FaerieLust (12:37:22 AM): when i fell i hurt my butt pretty bad, and ive got a scrape near my eye where i hit the wall on the way down FaerieLust (12:38:13 AM): We were in the bathroom, mom was checking a zit on my back and i just rememebr feeling dizy and then dreaming about SG1(we were watching it before hand) and hearing my mom call my name a bunch. I woke up face down on the bathroom floor FaerieLust (12:39:15 AM): She said i fell backwards and my eyes were open but she said my pupils were completely dialated, all she could see was black, and i was looking at her and i couldnt breathe, and she said i looked scared and had my hands in front of me like i thought she was going to hit me, and i wasnt responsive to her touch or voice FaerieLust (12:39:56 AM): and then i rolled over onto my stomach i guess and got really stiff and shook a few times, my eyes s
tom@ fubar Here's the convo, I even made it so ya can read it top to bottom! Hooray! tom: hello there ->Sinful: hi tom: how you doin ? ->Sinful: i'm alright, you? tom: doin good tom: but ive never seen someone with an ugly face like yours ->Sinful: so you shouted me just to insult me? tom: sorry it's an insult tom: just a remark ->Sinful: hmm, well ugly is generally considered an insult tom: you may scare people with your face but I can talk to you if you want cause beauty is not everything ->Sinful: oh wow, gee thanks, you're so generous, overlooking my "ugliness" to talk to me. ->Sinful: did you want something, or did you wanna be a dick to me? ->Sinful: cuz you're doin the 2nd part pretty damn well tom: I just wanted to be generous to you cause you might be lonely with your ugly look so I thought let's be friends with this girl ... if I can give her friendship ->Sinful: Wow. I almost don't know what to say. Almost. I dunno what kind
Cheeseburger Or Not
This occured to me while sitting in McDonalds drive-thru tonight. I was bored and thought what if I ordered a cheeseburger, without onion, pickle mustard or ketchup and hold the cheese, meat and bun what would I get at the other end at the pick-up window. So I tried it, I ordered it that way. It cost me 1.40 for my above ordered cheeseburger. Now I don't know about you, but I think most of us would have figured out that a cheeseburger ordered the way I ordered it equals no burger at all. So amongst the confusion of what I wanted on my burger from the staff, I HAD A GREAT LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were all running around trying to get a manager to help them with my order...............hahahahahahahah........Ahhhh too funny.......that was way to easy............Seriously, I would not have believed this story unless I lived it........Maybee I'll try it with the burger king staff this weekend............tehehe......I am so looking forward to it. Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. By the
Lil Johnny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac
Craigslist Ad
Out of boredom last night, I placed an ad on Here's the link: Anyway, I received an email from someone named Robert Donnelly telling me I really need to lose weight before a man will find me attractive. Here is my response to him: After that I got an email from someone named Rob. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life and just HAD to share our email exchange here: Rob: I agree, you need to lose some weight. Sure, you'll get guys telling you that you are beautiful. But they will be out the door the second they get off and no return phone calls. Good luck. Me: Yeah you're probably right. The relationship I was in for 9 years and the last one for 6 years were all hit it and quit it relationships. Thanks for that insight! When men like you can make your dicks bigger, perhaps then I'll lose some weight. Until t
I'll Be There
when no one is there for u and u think no one cares when the whole world walks out on u and u think ur alone i'll be there when the one u care about the most could care less about u when the one u gave ur heart to throws it in ur face I'll be there when the person u trusted betrays u when the person u share all ur memories with can't even remember ur birthday i'll be there when all u need is a friend to listen to u whine when all u need is someone to catch ur tears i'll be there when ur heart hurts so bad u don't even breathe when u just want to crawl up and die i'll be there when u start to cry after hearing that sad song when the tears just wont stop falling down i'll be there so u see i'll be there until the end this is a promise i can make if u ever need me just give me a call adn i'll be there
Oh Shit! @#%$& (www.)
COMING SOON… Featuring my photography, graphic art, comics, handcrafted jewelry and much more! Set to launch September 2007 I look forward to seeing you there! Thank you for all your support! xoxo K.
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s
True Love
>This is a story of true lovee.Little mandy and billy were younggg kids who lived next door to each othereveryday they would come out side and have a teddy bear picnic and eat there pb&j's .They would play afternoon after afternoon and always have funntheyd go to the beach hold hands and colllect shellsss andd make sandcastless even though they were young this was a start of somthing neww but one day after mandy's 6th birthday day billy came up to her and saiid will you be my girl frreind and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and there mom and dad's new they were perfect.everyday as they grew older there love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better thn eveerthey spent there summers togetherrthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work ma
Bout Me
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention
I'm That Girl.....
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl w
Country Vs. City Girls
A city girl will take you where you need to go. *A country girl throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city girl will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A country girl will say beat her as* and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A city girl will let another girl know she can back or get knocked out. *A country girl will just knock her out!!! A city girl tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A country girl tells you we need another shot, we bout to get druuuunk! A city girl goes to the club with you and sits down. *A country girl goes to the club with you and says lets show these city girls how we do it. A city girl wonders who your new man is. *A country girl knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many girls he is talking to right now!!! A city girl thinks the friendship is over when you have an argum
Most Pathetic
the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision
Ok... Correction To A Comment I Just Made...
and a question, too... The stash-rating issue I annoyingly-several-times-blogged about yesterday is fixed- so far as I can tell. I'm guessing that it was a combination of bugs, not changes in features that weren't worked out properly, but I don't know of course. It was an interesting bit of work, anycase, with only one person able to rate any new stash item for awhile in most (but not all!) cases, after which no one else could rate it without an error. Again, seems fixed now- far as I can tell! But is anyone else having trouble with it that isn't fixed by obvious (clear cache, refresh...) means?
life is an opportunity, benefit from it life is a beauty, admire it life is a dream, realize it life is a challenge, meet it life is a duty, complete it life is a game, play it life is a promise, ful-fil it life is sorrow, over come it life is a song, sing it life is a struggle, accept it life is a tragedy, confront it life is an adventure, dare it life is luck, make it life is life, fight for it
To My Father
i'm sorry I'm sorry that i hurt u i know i did even if u are fooling everyone else ur not fooling me i can tell that i hurt u i'm sorry i'm sorry that i left u but u don't know what its like u've never had to choose between ur parents i'm sorry i thought i knew u but i don't u were never home u were always at work u were never there in my life well not my whole life u never wrote u never visited mother was always there when i needed her she still is what happened to u u just stopped its like u stopped careing if i was such a disappointment that u didn't want me y didn't u send me back well anyways i am sorry im sorry for all the damage i've caused i'm sorry
hey all, I was so excited last night, I went to see Monday night Raw Live!!!! It was sooo awesome! Im looking forward to going to westeling again!!
Good Night All
I Thought
i thought that i knew u i thought that we would be together forever that is where i went wrong i thought too much i thought that i knew u, but i didn't i thought that we would be together forever, but we wouldn't i thought that u loved me but u never did and u never will thats where i went wrong i thought too much i thought, i thought, i thought....
Otep - Warhead
If Ya Want A Vip Gift Or 11's!!!
First Blog
Well i thought i would make my first blog finally! Ty to all the generous kind SEEEEEEEEEXAY ppl that add'd me and fann'd me and a big shout out to my crush, YOU IS SEXY girl *smile* I used to be on cherry tap but i forgot my name and stuff my computer was broke and since bill gates isnt my uncle well i had to make the money to fix it! But im back and just as proud to be a FUBAR person!
Lonely.isunderstood, Abandoned
Have u ever felt lonely, misundertood, abandoned. u say u know how i feel, but how can u. u have never felt lonely, misunderstood, abandoned. u say i can talk to u about anything. how can i if u don't know how i feel. u tell me a stranger will know how i feel. My friends don't understand me y would a stranger. To my surprise that stranger changed my life. I don't feel lonely, misunderstood, abandoned anymore.
New Song
Even Paul would be Annoyed.... ...and I'll probably get sued one of these days ;)
I Don't Know......
Sometimes we say and do things and people don't understand. I got into an argument with my ex earlier and disappeared on someone that I care a lot about and I tried to apologize but I do not think that he wants to hear it. You see he was sending me a file which contained something that he made me. When I got it open it was so pretty that it touched me. And when my ex saw it he got upset and started yelling. So I went to the bathroom and he followed me and we started yelling back and forth and he signed me out of yahoo. And that person not knowing what was going on thought that he made me uncomfortable or upset me when what I felt was far from that. I really hope that I hear from him tonight. I will miss him if I don't. I really wanted to talk to my teddy bear tonight :( but he is upset with me....
Mumm Turned Blog.....
I know this place is notorious for ‘show me yours and I’ll show you mine’... but what the hell is wrong with wanting to know a little about someone.... before you go flashin them what nature.. or man in some cases.. gave you? Is that so wrong? ~Candyce~
Im Back....
Seems my computer had a nervous breakdown on me and took 2 weeks to fix but all is better now.I will get back to all of you as soon as I can!Have a very wicked week ahead my friends~
just about the start of a new day!!! i am bored out of my mind lol so i am going to post a poem off another page that was a bulletin. hope you all enjoy it but it is very very sad in the end :( Boy: baby we need to talk Girl: kyle, wat do u mean? Boy: sumthin has come up... Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad? Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much Boy: baby are you there?? Girl: yea im here wut is so important?? Boy: im not sure if i should say Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: im leaving.... Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here. Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away. Girl: i cant believe this. [FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you
Show In 2 Weeks..
ok so my next drag show is in 2 weeks... (probably going to more with southern decadence coming up) and im trying to get my music together since i have to hand it in a week before the show.. song pick #1 She Wants Revenge "Tear You Apart" and #2... thinking of going Sugarcult "Pretty Girl (the way)" I really want to do She Wants Revenge.. but not sure about Sugarcult... everyone wants me to do "Crazy Bitch" Buckcherry..... im not sure tho... any ideas?
First Edition To The Fubar Artists Blog Or The Fifth Which Every You Want To Call It.
Ok so this is the fifth addition to the Artists on Fubar. I haven't been on much lately but am back now and going to go back to pimping the artists on Fubar. I so enjoy everyones work and appreciate thier sharing the work they do. It is nice to see the wonderful talent out there. I hope that others show thier appreciation to these people who put a piece of themselves out there for everyone to see. I hope that anyone who reads this will actually take the time to check out these talented people. It is so very much worth your time! Show them some serious attention and praise for sharing thier talents. It isn't always easy to put your stuff out there for others to see and pass judgement on. So please be respectful toward them. And once again don't forget to check out my art work. Especially my signature work the Vandoodles. It is abstract art that is a bit different and very much my own style. If you take the time to really look it is amazing the things you find hidden within my ar
War On The Mumms
I'm declaring my own personal war on the mumms since I lost my mumming rights. Apparently, my mumms were too thought provoking or insightful... and not quite "real mumms" whatever that means. Therefore... its now offically on.
All Your Ass Belongs To Us
109 - cold (rated r mix by mig 29) uploaded by zns_desire Laser My Words Get ur body connected All Your ass belongs to us
Land Of Confusion (both Disturbed & Genesis Versions)
Hey There Delilah Remix
I'm hooked on this remix. lol :)
A Lil Update
So I have totally been inactive on CT which I guess is now Fubar. In the 8 months I have been back at school I have by far exceeded my own expectations. Lining up for 5 more classes this fall I should have my AA in another year or so. School comes first has been my mentality and with the workload I have received this summer from English and Math I have completely kept myself busy... haven't even been able to draw. The little spare time I do have has been going to my homies Kenny and Dub who are finally out of jail while they continue their trial. They are two out of the six people I count as blood and the time I have with them I am not taking forgranted since they might not be here for long. All in all life has been busy, but good. Those who know my homelife know its constantly unstable, but things have cooled down and I think I am making progress... though I do not know to what end. Though I don't check this that often I do check my myspace almost regularly due to my r/l fr
What Happen To ........
Hey just wanted to see what happen to everyone out of the room if ya all want the tunes back on in there i can do that and come back and hang out while billy don't have internet just let me know.....
Fuck It.
Can't a bitch ever get a break? Today was a shitty day, starting from the time I woke up until now. Seems like I have more and more days like that. I suck at life.
Update On Dog
Just to let everyone know.. my lil dog was found safe and sound! she is back home where she belongs! thanks for everyones thoughts or prayers :)
Are You Happy
are you happy ?????????????
Online Status
I enjoy spending time on Fubar, What I get a kick out of the most(besides the MUMM comments)is the online status updates. Some creations will say "bb in 20". I love it!! I think too myself, well then i will be back in 21 so i will not miss them. How about" taking a piss could be back in two, maybe three minutes". Any;who I guess it's important to keep everyone informed. Public service and all. I thank you! bb in 10
Let your enemies eliminate themselves cuz once you start eliminating them you gain more enemies.
My Fave Quote!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways screaming.....WHEW!WHAT A RIDE!
Party Pics From Last Weekend
Druid Wedding Handfasting Ceremony
See Ya Later
I have come to a conclusion that this site is a hazard to ones ability to live there life as they should!! Know on in there right mind should spend more time on this damn page then with there family !! I am so tired off it so see you later and I hope that everyone feels free to message me but I won't be on for a while !!! With Love to All !!!!! Amanda
About Me
My life is like a bad dream. I went through a bad divorce after 11 yrs of being married to a man who still thinks he did nothing wrong. "He gave me the world" He says. Yeah, with a big lock and key that he could control however he wanted. What he said, went. Everything was, me, kids, we were fragile. No friends, I couldn't visit my family, all I did was sit in my house and watched him control me and beat my kids. I left that behind. My life consists of 4 children. A girl 12, son 10 who was born with a diease that causes seizures, he's bipolar (has horrible mood swings), he's skidso..he talks to things that aren't there and mannaquins at the mall..he's a great kid though..I also have a set of boy twins that are 9. One is very different from the other. Every relationship has problems. I met someone who was good for me except for he was angry all the time. He got so angry one day he snapped and he hit me and went to jail and now it's 13 mts. Turns out he should
What Each Kiss & Gesture Means .... ;)
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
I was 20 when my best friend Michelle, also 20, was murdered. I had seen her the night she died, before it happened. She was at my house, and we were talking of how happy she was in her current relationship. She didn't mention anything out of the ordinary. She left to go to her boyfriend's house. The next morning, my phone rang. It was Michelle's mother in hysterics. She told me Michelle had been stabbed to death by her boyfriend. I couldn't believe it! Two weeks later was her funeral. So many people turned up; she was a loved girl. I cried the whole time. My heart was breaking. I still couldn't believe she was gone! I was asked to go in and see Michelle in the casket, to say goodbye. I made it as far as the door, but I couldn't face to see her. I broke down before I could do it, so my roommate went in instead, and when he came out, we just exchanged silent looks and didn't speak a word to each other. I felt nothing but guilt for not going in to see her for the very last time. Th
Cyber Room Meetings!
That Fateful Night One warm night, just playing around.. I happened to hear the call of a fateful sound... Not the sound of voice from a mortal soul.. And after hearing it's sound, I began to toll... I glanced at the page and wondered why.. I felt the need to go in and let out a sigh.. Viewing the rooms I so felt the need.. To go in one room and without heed.. I then entered in and waited for it.. I felt such an urge, I could hardly sit.. Second by second the page began to upload.. Patiently waiting for the room to show.. Once inside I made a noble glance over the names.. And I wondered if anyone felt the same.. As soon as I entered I began a nice chat.. With a fella who was as sharp as a tack.. Intelligent, wise, funny, charming and spry.. I felt happy again and I wondered why.. We talked almost all throught the night.. And even got into a cyber snowball fight.. We had all the visitors ready to jump in.. As we cont
Another Rant.....
I haven't posted in this section of my blog in awhile, but some recent events have drawn me back here. I don't like lies. Liars get on my nerves about as fast as anything I can think of. I mean, damn, how hard is it to tell the truth? Just be honest about who you are and what you're about. If people like you for that, fine and if they don't, that's fine too. Don't freakin tell me a bunch of bullshit to make me like you cause sooner or later I'll find out who you really are and by then, it's gonna be too late. Once I find out you've lied to me, there is no chance in hell of the false friendship lasting. It's done. Caplunk. Over. I'm not gonna try to mend a friendship that was built on lies. That's a waste of my valuable time. So, do me a favor.....Be your true self if you're a friend of mine. Don't try to be some macho, sweet talking world changer. Just be the down to earth person that knows what honesty is and knows that it's the most valuable thing in a true friends
Civilian Friends Vs. Rodeo Friends
MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE, SOME ARE JUST FUNNY, AND SOME NOT SO TRUE... BUT ALL Fun To Read.... CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk RODEO FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------- ------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs RODEO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up --------------------------------------------- ----------------------- CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. RODEO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------- ------------------ CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. RODEO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**
Big thank You to Wendy for gettin me the final 555 points to level up Thanks Sweetie xoxoxo
I Need Boobs....
Oh get your mind out of the gutter!!! I am trying to get Scrapper to answer a question for me and having no luck at all. So I was asking myself why wont he respond to me, then it hit me...duh i'm a guy! So if anyone has any boobs laying around that you arent using, could I borrow them just long enough to get an answer from the "powers that be"? Thanks, just send them U.P.S., I promise not to mess them up or anything and you will get them right back as soon as I get my answer......!!!
Why I Love Minnesota
Here's to all of us who live in Minnesota , some born and raised here. Some got here as fast as they could and others who would like to be from Minnesota. This is the best version of this that I have seen. Not sure if all of them apply to everyone, but . . . . Rules of Minnesota : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. You say our lakes smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ea
Less Is More
Papi RH@ fubar Hello everyone, I would like to say I will not be online as much. I'm going through some issues and will not be online fubar as much. If you need me you know where to talk with me. Papi RH
Poor Guy Doesnt Have A Clue
I May Be Alot Of Things But This I Am Not!! Seems He Is Looking For Some Love If Anyone Wants To Give Him Any Heres A Link!! zimmy802003@ fubar :P
Security Check
Ok, so I am just sitting here rating pics, minding my own business....hold on, security check...... ok, I'm back. Anyway I was just rating some picsand trying to get points, it is happy hour you know and.....just a sec, security check.....ok, where was I, oh yeah rating pics, just looking around.....hold on security check.....ok just minding my own business.....just a minute, security check...... ok like do they have a trace on my account or something, I can even finish a thought with out.....hold on , security check..... ok, I was.....just forget it!!!!!!!!
Missing Teen......please Look At This.
I know this to be factual and true. Please help if you can - please pray for her family.Thanks,BrandiA Princeton, Kentucky couple says they need help to find their troubled teenage daughter. Bonnie and Dwayne Armstrong say their 16 year old, Emma Louis ran away from home earlier this year. When they finally found her, she was ordered by a court to stay at a girls youth home in Louisville. On June 24 2007, she disappeared again. The following is a description of the teen:Emma Louise Armstrong Born: 3-13-91, Age: 16 Date Missing: 6-24-07 Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Height: 5 8 Weight: 107 Physical Description: Ears Pierced. Emma was last seen wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans. As News Channel 6's Todd Faulkner tell us, the Armstrong family hopes Emma returns home soon. This home on Locust Street in Princeton is warm and inviting. You hear wind chimes from the porch and see painted butterfly art in the garden but there's something missing. "I'm hoping that we find her," Bonnie Armstrong sai
Acquiescent Lambs
I know many people are pissed off, and want things changed. However they fear the almighty moderators, and their infinite power of "deletion". I've seen many people upset, but say they don't want to say anything because they don't want to lose their profile. You can backup everything you have, and have a new profile up and running in 5 minutes, where is the problem? Do points really mean that much to you that you will degrade yourself and stifle your creativity in the fear of loss? You have become sheep, being led by the bark of the dogs of your Master, against your will moving toward his vision. Understand this: silence is acceptance. Always and forever, if you say nothing, you will get nothing. Stand up, speak your mind. Is that not why you have a page, to put forth your viewpoints and let the online community see who you are, to learn what you believe in? Why hide your angst? Why be fearful? In the end, it doesn't matter what they do, they cannot hurt you physically or fiscally. How
Petty Thoughts//ideas
As some of us may remember..Lilliputions are the small people of the Isle of Lilliput, in Gullivers travels. These were tiny people averaging 6 inches tall. Often their ideas were petty. So in todays language you may here the word Lillipution..and usually that person is referring to the mind set of another.I put this in a blog bacause so many have asked me what I mean when I use that term.. now there should be no more question about the word "Lillipution".
Online "living"
Some of us are on the internet frequently. Myself, I log on from home seldom, but daily from work. While I have nothing to do, I log in to chat with friends or look at emails, or my newest addiction: mumms. The internet is a wonderful place where anyone can be whoever they want, but in the end your true personality always shines out. I've spent a lot of time on the net over my days, I've seen just about every horror you can imagine. From Goatse to Tubgirl, dancing gerbils to midget porn. I've seen people try to repost the same shit and try to claim to be original, I've seen people who create the best icons try to play off their talents, and claim to get the phrases from "other sources". I have been all over the internet, and have never had so many ups and downs as I have had on LostCherry aka CherryTap aka Weirdo aka Fubar aka others...(there are a shitload of ways to log into that site). It has encapsulated the best and worst of the internet for me, indeed: the best and worst of life.
To Anyone Who Cares
Social Concepts
Someone pointed out that I didn't post this on this site, and they were quite correct. So I'm rectifying that....If you agree with me, go to BabyJesus' page and post a link to this blog please. Thats all I ask I joined a website back in September, it was called LostCherry. The site was really cool, and had about 220k members. I used to play Y! Pool all the time, so naturally I had a myspace account and talked to people online quite frequently. However, I'd never seen anything like LostCherry before. It was like myspace, but better. You could say what you wanted without fear of Dateline or angry parents tracking you down. You got the option to upload up to FIFTY pictures, wow!! That was amazing. And you get to rate pictures/profiles/blogs, even the bulletins had the ability to comment on them. Plus there were lounges, and everyone had to be 18 to sign up. NO KIDS to worry about!! I was loving it. Instantly, I became an addict. I dropped out of my pool league, and spent all time on
7800 To Level
SHOW SOME LOVE.IF YOU ARE RATING THEM PLEASE RATE THE BLOG. Neveralone' Always Married To Dr Dorko'@ fubar
I Want
I dont want just one night I want more I dont want A look, a glance, or a touch I want more I dont want a piece of flesh I want more
From Terry Pratchett's "the Last Continent"
Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all. (Editor's note: this takes some context before it's actually funny. , maybe...)
~ The Man Show - Kid With Fake Id ~
La Ink
Right now I am going thru a lot of crap in my life...I am the crapster of life apparently cus nothing good has happened in my life since I was 15( a run on sentence)...I had good parents growing up, but I was the Baby, Daddy's girl, cheerleader, total spoiled one( my Daddy)...He passed away on Thanksgiving day, 2004...I was a pill head/alcholic cus i couldn't deal w/ my Daddy being sick and new the day was going to come and he was not going to be there for me...I feel like I have came a long way since then, but some people wanna talk shit about me saying my MOM needs to let me grow up and stop giving me everything...I will so punch them in their face...Anywho, I am clean and still trying to get over my Daddy's death...I DO work for a living, so I say to the mouthy people...F*CK YOU...People don't understand or the shit I have been thru...So I said it, NOW WHAT? I am sad cus I miss MY DADDY...What will be the next depression in life for me? HMMMMMM....Maybe death for me...Oh< that won't
Just Wanting To Vent
This is just a vent lol not begging for nothing I hate being broke. Their used to be days in my past where I could afford to buy happy hours but now I can't grrrrrrrrrrr Okay phew vented back to what I was doing
My Motivation
I am enthusiastic about, and take pride in my new found validation or potential and will use it as a motivator towards greater things.
Hi All
well i had to take a vacation from here and the net becuase att decided to screw me over. so almost a month later i finally get my internet back on. alot of aggrevation and headaches later, im finally back online. so to my friends i havent been ignoring you i just havent been able to get on. so im back and ill start showing you all love once agian :).
~ The Man Show - Kid At The Beach ~
That Kiss
That Kiss Time stands still. There you are, Holding me, Kissing me, Loving me. I never felt more loved in my life! A moment to cherish forever. Real or not, it doesn't matter, You, only you, hold the key to my heart. That kiss, the most significant moment of my life, a fleeting second in time that changed my life forever. That Kiss. Was this just a fantasy, a wish, a dream? A moment that holds my heart as tight as a vise. A moment etched forever into my memory. It feels so real. My skin shivers at your touch. Then, as you lean down to gently kiss my lips again, the alarm awakens me. My fantasy, My wish, My dream. That Kiss
Let's Go For A Curry...
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Dear Wife...lmao
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have be
Men Finishing First!!
at work today me and my friend noticed something strange! Us women got to work first , the men came in late. Well 5:00 rolls around and the men left immediately. We were still there sweatin our asses off for 2 more hours , anyway we realized it was just like sex: women may cum first but the men quit before we are done....lmao
~ The Man Show - Juggie Elevator ~
Can you believe that old man farted on them girls? :) hehehe
Man Can Do It Better
Subject: Man I'm Tired You sure better be careful what you pray for. There is NOTHING impossible for God!! LOLOL J MAN I'M TIRED! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid
“Pane” by Michael McPhee Seemingly endless years have led me to this place; this place of tears. The years of wandering without an idea of what I was looking for, bleed together and create a hazy mist— an amalgam of wishes and dreams cast aside and forgotten, or torn away by cruel fate and misadventures. And it is now, that I happen upon a stunning find, purely by chance. Roving the cold desolation alone, a beacon of light catches my eye and I am compelled to investigate; a seemingly impenetrable castle of glass, rises up out of the mist. The beauty as such, I have never seen the likes before. Deep at the heart can see a fire burning within, its light enhances the outer beauty, and I am left awestruck. I’m on the outside looking in. I want to be inside where it is warm and cosseted from the rain. I have searched for an entrance and yet, there seems not to be a way in... I am drawn to a clear crystal pane that gives me a clouded view of the heart and I know that I c
In The Mumm Called Do You Possess
go look an see how misfit is sniching on people
For All To Read That Care To Read
Empty Sacrifice
Arrogance or 'diva-tude' may be a disguise for embracing empty sacrifices or distorted standards. Leading this imitation of life could cause premature losses or affect intimacy or romantic prospects. Relying on others for your self-worth or holding onto an illusion of what was or might have been could keep you from facing the fear that drains your spark or makes you seemingly unapproachable. Until you are true to yourself you may not find peace, and time is fleeting.
Dear Wife
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have bee
I trust my intuition and nurture an environment of deep devotion, patience, and intense passion. I mirror my hearts desire and am never too busy to connect to those who trust, love and need me. "It's the thought that counts." Many can say "I would die for them" -- only I can live for them -- spoken with sincerity by a true "Drama Queen." I am empowered by embracing my emotions as a gift and unconditional love is my gift.
well i hopefully did it right i posted some pics on my page from when iwent to niagra falls with my wife and son to a couple of racing photos of a friend of mine i hope you enjoy there will be more to come
Heres How Misfit Snitched On Herself
keep talkin icerag screenshottin you from now on...gettin my ducks in order to snitch on you
How To Get A Profile Link
I need everyone to do this when they are placing someone on the home page to levelup. I need to have the HMTL code with the amount that is needed. Sometimes during Happy hours things get crazy and we are trying to get as many done as possible.I'm working from 2 names and this just makes it alot easier on me. I need the code all you do is click on link to profile and copy it and paste it on the homepage with the amount that is needed.
Heres What Misfit Said Too Me In The Mumm
screenshottin you from now on...gettin my ducks in order to snitch on you
Redneck Book Of
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. **** DINING OUT **** 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. **** ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME **** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. **** PERSONAL HYGIENE **** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a j ob that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days;
Movies That Make Ya Cry
I can watch this movie over and over again and i will cry at end every single time ( one of my many faves ) Pay it forward, is there a movie that you watch that makes you cry everytime tell me what it is.. dont be shy its only human.
I'm A Dork
I wrote a few poems to add to my angel series while I was at work and forgot to e-mail the files to myself here at home. So I'll make sure to add em tomorrow night. I am still alive for those of you who have been wondering. I'm just working alot of hrs lately. I hope to only be doing this for a few more weeks. I am still continuing to write and I will post new stuff as I have time. Been doing alot of soul searching lately, to be honest I dont like all that I have come up with, but I will sort through things as I can. I'm 80% sure I'll be on vacation for a week next week which will be good. I need to be loved on, to get some energy to help with the 60+ hrs I'm putting in the last few weeks. I wont ever ask, I never do, but if you are close to me, and you know who you are, I'm asking please give what you can, I need it. Until next time..... ~Tony
See What Happens When I Walk And Talk At The Same Time?
Okay, so here's the story.... I dropped my car off for repairs today. It was SUPPOSED to be done when I got out of work, and wasn't. A friend of mine gave me a ride home, and said call me later when it is ready and I will bring you to pick it up. Well, me being me, didnt want to BOTHER I waited to see if I could catch a ride from my son, who of course, never came home.... The repair shop is less than a mile from my house, so I figure, God gave me two feet...sure, it's dark, but I will talk on the phone with my "Bro" and it will be fine. Right..... As I am walking, (and talking) I trip....over a DEAD CAT...which my bro (of course) finds hilarious! I start gagging, he is laughing, and my ride arrives at the same time. I hang up with my bro, and go with my ride to pick up my vehicle. He asks..."Whats so funny?" so I tell him. And he says, "Oh my God, my cat is missing!" at which point, I feel very bad! Except, he must be related to my bro, because he waits
*~* Ekka *~*
These Two Dynamo's Need Your Help
A friend Blondie who is in an all out comment bomb contest needs your help with comments only shes just a little behind we need help RIGHT NOW.... My good friend christine needs your help in another all out comment bomb,. ends on the 13th, she is going for a month blast.
Doctor Visit
So I went to the doctor today, and I have had some concerns with getting really dizzy and fainting once or twice....Also on my left hand my thumb, and three of my fingers start tingling, and sometimes they will burn, and then go numb and swell up... Well the doctor is going to see me again on the 21st in two weeks...He's afraid that it might be a clot, since my blood pressure is perfect...But it could also be carpal tunnel which happens in pregnancy, or it could be a million other reasons....Well if my lef hand tingles any time soon, I have to go up to Pueblo for blood work to see what's going on... I'm trying not to worry, it's hard, but I'm trying to think only positive thoughts, and I am so thankful my husband is there as my rock and he's being strong for both of us!!! Well actually all three of us!!! Other than that everything looks okay, and I know this may sound weird, but a few days ago I felt movement!!! I'm only three months, but since my uterus is til
Why Do Men Feel The Need To Lie?
cracks me up when a guy feels the need to lie about something to make him feel like a bigger guy.. not saying all guys do...but to the ones that do....why?
Snitch Alert
go too the mumm called do you possess an see what misfit said too me it proves shes a snitch
Playlist For The 2 Weeks Of 7/24/07 - 8/7/07.
Music: Acheron - Rebirth: Metamorphosing Into Godhood Amorphis - Black Winter Day EP Anatomy - The Witches Of Dathomir Autumn Tears - Absolution EP Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back To Life Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding Cannibal Corpse - Bloodthirst Cannibal Corpse - Worm Infested EP Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion Coroner - Mental Vortex Coroner - Grin Civil Disturbance - The Battle Within Danzig III - How The Gods Kill Dark Angel - Darkness Descends Dark Faith - Terrains Vagues Death - Leprosy Deicide - Legion Echoes Of Eternity - The Forgotten Goddess Entombed - Full Of Hell Single Fear Factory - Soul Of A New Machine Flotsam And Jetsam - When The Storm Comes Down From Blood And Burning - Demo 2007 Funerus - Festering Earth Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Kiss - Dressed To Kill Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Creatures Of The Night Kiss - Crazy Nights Kreator - Extreme Aggression Massacre - From Beyond Monstrosity - Imperial Doom Morgion - Among Majestic Rui
Little Boxes By Malvina Reynolds
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same. And the people in the houses all went to the university Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same, And there's doctors and there's lawyers, and business executives And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same. And they all play on the golf course and drink their martinis dry, And they all have pretty children and the children go to school And the children go to summer camp and then to the university Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same. And the boys go into business and marry and raise a family In boxes made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same.
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Ok I Need Opinions
I am thinking of changing my main pic to a pic of myself again. Obviously it has to be NSFW from my default album. Can you all go take a peak and post I choose the 1 you like best.. just comment it with "I pick this 1". I'll buy a drink for all who vote the winning pic.. yes I may supercede and pick 1 I like best, lol but I wanted your opinions.. thanks you sweeties! Cin
Stash & Pics
Woodstock 1969 Ultra Rare Film
Random Known & Unknown Facts About Me...
1. I wear my heart on my sleeve and when sum1 has it they have my whole world that am trying to trust them not to shatter... but has happened to me least twice in my life now sooo guess am use to it by now. 2. I may have a tough exterior at times but underneath is the softest of all hearts & bellies... I can be real fragile to say the least and you may not even be expecting that from me. 3 When I am at my quietest my mind is racing with thoughts... sometimes this is not good for you. 4. I live on my own in a home not far from my parents for now that I closed on back in October. I am sooo happy to be an adult and have a mortgage finally!! 5. Greece would be a place that'd I take a trip to right now. Get away for a month and off this continent away from stupid heartache. Go sailing & let hot greek guys hit on me. Smash a few plates on the floor while saying "Opah!!" & getting smashed myself off of some great Ouzo ;) 6. My younger sister passed away when she was 13. She h
Cheering For The Underdog
Have you ever watched a monster movie that is so awful, you find yourself cheering for the monster? I was just watching a 90's version of the Japanese monster movies, this one featuring our old friend Gamera (the turtle creature) trying to save Japan from the Gaos, a flock of carnivorous pterodactyl thingies that are snacking on the residents of Tokyo. After about 45 minutes of this Mighty Morphin Power Rangers knock-off, I found myself wishing Gamera would flip Japan the bird (no pun intended) and let the Gaos just snack happy. That kinda leads into some of the really bad slasher flicks where you hope and pray that if there is a God (or Goddess, if you prefer), the killer will slit every single vocal cord in the whining, screaming throat of the "heroine", who's only skill is to run whining and screaming in her underwear...if she was even wearing any to begin get my point. Some people actually find these scary, or thrilling...I usually watch them when I
The Robinsons
A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that�s the Robinson�s, they're both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"
Paul Mccartney And Wings - Juniors Farm
Why Men Are Never Depressed:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
Her Name Acronym
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3900to Level
Our board is clean on those close to leveling If you are under 10,000 or a friend please profile comment on here with there link and the amount needed. Im using the board to sdo the level ups and deleting them as they are finished.. go show some love Baby Satan@ fubar
The Dust Brothers- This Is Your Life
and you open the door and you step inside we're inside our hearts now imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light that's right, feel your pain, the pain itself, is a white ball of healing light i don't think so this is your life good to the last drop, doesn't get any better than this this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time this isn't a seminar and this isn't a weekend retreat where you are now you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like only after disaster can we be resurrected it's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything nothing is static, everything is appalling (evolving), everything is falling apart you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else we are all a part of the same compost heap we are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world you are not your bank account, you are not the clothes you wear you are not the conten
Size Doesn't Matter
Three handsome male dogs were walking down the street when they saw a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fell all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but all ended up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males were speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decided to be kind and said, "The first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab spoke up quickly and said, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the lovely Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence, whatsoever." Turning to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever, she asked, "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurted the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the
12 Days And Counting
Well, it is official... I will be moving back to CT in about 12 days or so, depending on my friend who is getting the truck for me. I will be sad to leave Vermont, but happy to return to CT. My family, friends, and sanity is in CT, always has been. I haven't had a good time in VT at all. Now, if there was one of those stupid easy buttons to push to pack up this place I'd be really happy.
Test For Dementia For All You Fcokers
Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're n
Good Soldier
Dear Sergeant, An Iraqi brought a gun to kill He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today, I never said See u later, I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry. When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader. Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much, And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my twin brother; That he is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my boys; That they always were the best; Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Sergeant, tell my mom; I won't show up for leave And never to forget this,
Mark Mcgwire
I decided to write my first sports blog about one my fvorite athletes, Mark McGwire. Although it has never been proven, the dark cloud of steriods hangs over the career of the profilic home run hitter in baseball history. As it stands right now Big Mac is the only eligible player for the Hall of Fame with 500+ home runs that is not in the Hall. The numbers he put up in career surely make him a first ballot Hall of Famer. The main number being the 583 homers he hit in his career. Hall of Fame entrance is gained by the votes of the Baseball Writers Association of American. A vote of 75% is needed. If after 20 years, the player has still not been voted in by the baseball writers then it is upto the Veterans Committee to decide. In the case of Mcgwire many writers have stated that the would never vote for Big Mac for his alleged use of steriods and his reluctance to speak before Congress about the matter. Siting that he was not at the hearing to talk about the past but help baseba
There are two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, and they inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her Sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my Sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck And drive out here so we can haul it home."
Update On Cousin..
She is still in ICU.. Now she has fluid around her heart.. But she seems to be doing better.. The nurses got her out of bed today, and had her sit in the chair!! Which is a big step!!! She sat there for about an hour... She has gotten alot of love from all of us and her friends.. And thank you everyone who has been praying for her.. I know that it has helped a lot!! She has a lot of pretty flowers to look at when she is awake, and cards.. She also has stuffed animals, which is something that she just recently asked for!!! So just thought I would update you guys on her condition.. Thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart for your prayers!!
I'll Kill Any Fucker Who Does This
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "" Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl Starts to kiss her.. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her p
The Purina Diet.....good One Lol
I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog..... On impulse, I told her "Uh No, I am starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms". I told her, "It is essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again". I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was waiting in line, behind her. Horrified, she asked, "Well, if it's an essentially perfect diet, how did you end up in the hospital?" I said "because I'd been sitting in the street
Cover Of The Rolling Stones -- Dr Hook
Let It Rain
Originally posted Apr 08, 2006 Let it Rain Don't complain, just let it Rain, Let the heavenly showers wash away your pain. The rain looks as though it's not going to let up, and neither shall I, I refuse to give up until I'm the sparkle which shines within Your eye(s). Let the clouds burst, Let the heavy winds blow, Look upwards with me as Lightning makes the Heavens above us glow. Let's take joy in the heavenly shower recognizing the storm & it's limitless power Breath deep, smell the wonderfully delicious wet air, Run with me between the falling drops of rain, & let go of each & every care. Let go of those thoughts of being dry, Listen to the Church bells, and the angry Thunder as it rumbles in the Sky. Let's get Happy, Let's get Wet, Let the Rain cover us from head to toe like tiny beads of sweat. Kiss me, Hug me, squeeze me, then kiss me some more, We have the Sky as our Roof, and the dew filled grass as our Floor. Together we have nothing to lose
originally posted Jul 26, 2006 the sky grows dark the air becomes crisp clouds form where there was once tranquility first it is but a light and bearable drizzle with a blink of an eye lightning illuminates the sky briefly for as far as the eye can see next reverberating through the air comes thunder like an angry parent scolding a child the downpour begins as if the a water main has burst with what seems to be an endless supply of precipitation.... as violent as this storm is, it is without rage, it is without malice, it is without fury, it is just nature after hours of the lightning's random flashes, and the thunder's subwoofer like vibrations the storm dissipates from whence it came sad to see it go as it was like a companion telling me a fable chasing away the loneliness rain
For My Friends That Care
I've added a voice comment box to my this is a different way for you to show me some love. Please do and I will return whatever I get! Nuff Said and thanks!!
an insult to you i hardly think but it is not i who rules that mind of yours it was a song to honor me and i never heard it played a gift to you it was meant to be because it is i whom the song was about to bring me happiness and something for you to enjoy playing how silly of me to think you would take it as the compliment it was meant to be and here i am tears streaming sobs rocking my shoulders as my world walks away you tell me not worry about how you feel about me that will not change but you can not convince me of that right now you just walked away leaving me dying inside questioning every word ever said because if you loved me so much why could you shut me out you ask me to understand but do not give me the means too you asked for honesty and you walk away taking everything i have with you shattering my heart and begging you to talk to me how fast leave when it suits you i guess i have to wait and see if you return as if the distance between u
Sensual Muse
Thoughts of you take me on an emotional R.C. ride I can see love succeeding with you where it failed with others with whom I have tried I can seek with out needing to hide With love etched in stone as if Biblical law, by your heart I must abide Its my mind and body you stimulate My imagination creates scenarios I hope will sometime soon imitate/emulate Listening to you when you sometimes sigh Wakes me up and puts me on an emotional high I often think of when softly our lips meet How I plan to breath you in deep and enjoy your mouth's warmth, moisture, and heat One hand planted on your hips where it gently rests The other alternates between nipples and cupping your breasts Tongues meet as if old friends I find I am lost in your soul, lost in you, no longer now where I begin and you end My sensual, sexual freak sharing plateaus & peaks My body listens and responds as your body calls out and speaks I often think of brushing your hair aside As I kiss your neck, pulling you
Redneck "book Of Manners
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. **** DINING OUT **** 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. **** ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME **** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. **** PERSONAL HYGIENE **** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a j ob that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days;
Great Friends Of Mine Just Joined!
ok friends, I am asking all of you to take some time to go introduce yourselves and give some of the warm welcoming you all gave me when you joined. here are the 2 links.. 1 is my friend Ed, great guy, sweetheart and a dear close friend! etc663@ fubar The other is Mary and she is an absolute doll! sweetmomtwinz@ fubar both are semi local friends to me from the Mass area and I have hung with them both many times.. so give them love, and trust me on what good peeps they are!
Talk About Sex...get 50 Bucks!
CrushedPlanet wants LOS ANGELES FU'S!!! TELL US ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE!! The producers of “Taxicab Confessions” are looking for folks 18 and over of all persuasions in the LA area to interview for a video data base of real people's intimate histories. Interviews will take place in your home or at our offices in Woodland Hills. We’re creating a digital video tapestry made up of individual sex lives. Participants will be paid $50!!!! Message for details ASAP!!! ADD US!! CrushedPlanet@ fubar
My New Family...they Rawk!
FU-Bombers@ fubar Here is the link to the new bomber family page I started. If you want to be a part of it, check the page out, read the blog on the front main page and send a friend request to the page and put a little note in the friend request letting me know you are wanting to join the family and that it is not just a random friend request. If you have any questions please feel free to message me. -Peggy Sue FU-Bomber’s Owner & Founder
The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...
Stop This Animal Cruelty.. Wtf People
A U Wondering Whats Up
some how all my photos where deleted
Whyi Heart Firemen
Why I ♥ Firemen It’s no secret. I’m a sucker for firemen. I love them. I can’t get enough of them. I’d say daily though, I’m asked why I love firemen and if I could possibly love other uniformed men. I generally give no explanation at all about loving other uniforms and why my preference is for firemen except to say that they’re hot but the reality is there are so many other reasons why I love firemen and frankly there are a couple of reasons why I don’t have the same fascination for other uniformed men. Instead of recreating the wheel with explanations, I thought I would go ahead and define for everyone why firemen and more over why not other types of uniformed men. Please see below: Cops: You’re pricks. You know you’re pricks. You may look good in black but once the vest comes off you’re suddenly not as studly as first impressions would give. Navy: You’re gay. You spend six months out of the year on a boat with limited amounts of pussy. What other conclusio
From Angel
[about Gene wanting to freeze time in a "perfect" moment] "It just don't work, Gene-y. It's like a song. Now, I can hold a note for a long time - actually, I can hold a note forever - but, eventually, that's just noise. It's the *change* we're listening for, the note coming after, and the one after that. That's what makes it music." -Lorne the Host
Body Language
What does your body language say about you?sexyyour body language tells people that you just want to have a good time, you're a fun partier. always the life of the party.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
~ The Man Show - Household Hints With Jenna Jameson 2~
I am a sports lovers so I am creating this blog to give my opinion sports events past present and future. I hope all sports fans out there take a look. Thanks
~ The Man Show - Household Hints With Jenna Jameson ~
Good Soldier
Dear Sergeant, An Iraqi brought a gun to kill He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today, I never said See u later, I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry. When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader. Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much, And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my twin brother; That he is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my boys; That they always were the best; Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Sergeant, tell my mom; I won't show up for leave And never to forget this,
Honey so long, nice to see you Won't be long before I come back home When the plane lands, will you reach me Will you call me on the telephone Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed Radar signal seaking you, but finding nothing at all, hey -- Blow the horn and call the cavalry there's something happining, hey -- Goodbye mother, tell my daughter Have to leave get off the telephone There's a problem, sinking feeling Heros dying, plastic armor on Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed And you, you gave me all you had, hey -- I hope someday you will be happy, without me Lost in a world thats quickly going mad You were there so streaking to the ground Angels and the demons fight to save the lives While all the others cry As for you, you made my life worth living, hey -- I pray one day you will be happy, without me Goodbye Goodbye.
Great Kid's Comebacks
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher...
Having A Rough Day?
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,". 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear. 7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater. 8. See, you're smiling already.
You Know
I posted a bulletin tonight for my boyfriend for people to go show him some love, he has had a VERY bad day and no one has even gone by there. I help out people repost peoples shit and no one can seem to return the favor. I have made alot of friends here that i thought were better than that. It's been a VERY stressful last 2 days for the 2 of us. I guess i see where the friends i made here really care, sorry to see that. Heather
Thoughts To Ponder
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE **************~* 2.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? **************~* 3. OK.... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? **************~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? **************~* 5. There are three religious truths: A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. **************~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes
Thoughts To Ponder
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE **************~* 2.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? **************~* 3. OK.... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? **************~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? **************~* 5. There are three religious truths: A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. **************~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes
Shaved Or Bush
Just When
You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... Bad: You can't find your vibrater Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
If I Die Before You Wake Lyrics
If I die before you wake... Back home now I know you're probably sleepin' Over here it's the middle of the day I finally found the time to write a letter Sittin' here a half a world away I heard about all them folks protestin' As if I really want this war But that don't stop me from believin' There's just some things worth fightin' for CHORUS And if I die before you wake, I pray the world will take A good look at what God's given us That we could only understand, everything is in his hands All we need is a little faith and trust I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake Tell everybody that I miss them And I can't wait to get back home But until then I'll serve my country And be proud to wear this uniform CHORUS No it ain't too high a price to pay If I die before you wake
Slayer - Eyes Of The Insane
I Only Have Till Monday The 13th
Im in a support the troops contest only 3 days to go please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ photo: 2696324338 ] Please tell your friends Thanks so much
Come To The Newest Baddest Lounge!!!!!!
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I Got The Music In Me
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Im A Partier!
What kind of partyier are you?Party ManiacYou go out every week-end and get totalled. Although you are committed to your studies/work during the week, once let lose you are one party animal. Any excuse for a good time is enough to get you out of the house and on the dance floor!!! WHOOOOO How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
I Wanted To Hold You
I wanted to hold you, Tell you it was okay, I wanted to hold you, Make the pain go away. I wanted to hold you, Dry your tears, I wanted to hold you, Chase away your fears. I wanted to hold you, To tell you I love you, I wanted to hold you, To get you through. I wanted to hold you, To say you'll be alright, I wanted to hold you, All day and night.
Its Official.. Im Good In Bed..
FOR GIRLS ONLY..How to tell if your good in bed...DAMN GIRL HE AINT LEAVING YOUWow you can work what you got under them panties... No wonder your man begs sex out of you....Give yourself a pat on the back cuz you could be a porn star...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Afraid To Say I Love You
Afraid to say I love you, But wanting to more than anything, Afraid to say I love you, Because to me, you're my everything. Afraid to say I love you, To confess all that I feel, Afraid to say I love you, To finally know that this is for real. Afraid to say I love you, Wondering if you will feel the same, Afraid to say I love you, Afraid to put out the flame. Afraid to say I love you, Knowing that it's for eternity, Afraid to say I love you, Could this be our destiny?
~ The Man Show - Boy Scout Helping Old Ladies ~
5200 To Level A Lever
SHES A LEVELER..RATE HER AAND ADD ASC A FRIEND AND RATE HER PICTURES..SHES A GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE ~*~ Dark lady ~*~ * Please read about me before adding*@ fubar
Has Anyone Experienced This?
I had a very strange and surreal experience yesterday! I'm wondering if anyone else has had this happen to them. I know a fair amount about psi vampires. I belong to a Vampire/Occult online community, although I have not logged on there in awhile! Yesterday I treated a new client, an 27 year old army reservist getting ready for deployment to Iraq for the third time. He was fairly knowledgeable on energy and such, so we talked for most of his treatment. Not a bad thing! Towards the end of the treatment, I started to get rather "tranced out", felt a little fuzzy, like being in a dream. Really felt as if I had no control over my actions at all! I've never experienced anything like this before! After he had left, I slowly came back to what is normal for me, lol. Somewhere during our chat during his acupuncture treatment, he told me my energy had called to him - that's why he came in for a treatment. This is edited and censored because I'd rather not talk about the whole interact
A True 90's Kid!!
You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -The Land Before Time -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. ' You remember reading "Goosebumps" & "The Babysitters Club" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
Porr Guy And Its From A Mass Colage..crap I Live In Mass.
The Penis Study In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After Harvard published the study, Yale decided to do its own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Louisiana State University, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted its own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead! most is true
~ The Man Show - Fat Kid Trying To Get A Date ~
We have new gifts i n the shop but omg we need new Spicy Gifts bad
~ The Man Show -- Selling Beer ~
Video kinda big but you can make it and what he is says out :) Kid needs a Award :)
I Only ...........
You Know Your From Ma. When
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF... 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life. 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow. 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke. 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. 6. You do not recognize the letter"R" as a part of the English language. 7. Your social security number starts with a 0 8. You can actually find your way around Boston. 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is. 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round. 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent. 12 Springfield is located "way out west." 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and
Ugh Cant Function Right
trying to kick this friggin sinus issue hard time breathing at times caughing sneezing runny nose UGH... driving me nuts tried sleeping it out this morning tried streaming it out in the shower today nothing is working at this point going to have to rely on some massive doses of meds now...
I'd Love To Lay You Down
People are always say\'n h ow friends come and go. WEll guess what??? They\'re right! And I\'ve seen first hnd just how often, and fast it can happn. I\'ve noticeed that for me it\'s really easy to MAKE friends, but for some reason, they leave me jsut as fast. Now honestly I don\'t know why this is, but it is. If any of you have actually take\'n the time to talk to me here on fubar, or any other messeaging service such as yahoo or msn. or even a few of you on here i know in real life, is there so mething about me that jsut turns people not only away from me, but also AGAINST me??? I just don\'t understand it, not one bit. I hoenstly don\'t even know why I\'m blogging aboutthis, it\'s pointless. One minute someone wants to be my friend on here, and thent he next, they\'re putin my down like they\'ve been liftin me all day... If I\'m that bad of a person, I\'d like someone to tell me, because I believe my only flaw is that I have emotions, and am not afraid to hide them.... So please.
Walmart Apd's Second Home
Good lord its amazing the amount of calls we get to pick up shoplifters at walmart lately last night had 9 calls at different stores i feel like we are moving in. with all the recent events at one time they talked about making some of the walmarts a police sub division here in the duke city but i guess that fell through. you would think with a company that big they could take care of themselves on that note i hate getting called out to find someone had like fourty dollars of merchandise. i got bigger fish to fry especially since next month is sergeants exam.
I Feel Like Crap!
I could not fall asleep till 1 in the morning, I woke up at 5:15 with a splitting headache and could not get back to sleep till 6. My alarm goes off at 6:30. So today has been spent in a haze of sleepyheadedness. Blah. But I love my work, for a couple of reasons. I always have work to do and it keeps me busy so the day goes by nice and fast. Plus it involves making bad data into good data which appeals to my geekiness But my favorite thing about my work is the eye candy. Eye candy in all shapes, sizes, and ethnicities. So I always have something nice to look at. Yes, I am a dirty old man and I love it!!
Just For The Record
I just wanna say I see the bulletins for the God Fathers..However Im not going to pimp out just yet. Our leveling team works better if we come in at the end.If we are rating you all now then how when you need 200,000 are we going to do it. I'm not ignoring anyone by all means. We had our 40th God Father today. Out of the last 15 how many can say we havent help them at all. Time will come for a pimpout i promise you.I know everyone wants to God Father.When I was that close i wanted it too .I watch score totals every day so dont think im being mean .I just have a plan and the plan has worked this far. If im wrong im sorry im not perfect.
Wanna Talk About A Bitch...
Im so absolutely sick of fickle fucking people on this site. Do not waste my time if you dont want to talk to me asking for my Yahoo Do not waste my time in my shout box if you only want to see my Boobies folder Do not be a pussy and talk behind my back.. you got something to say Feel free to use my shout for this please. And for that matter if you are a pussy.. then go away anyways I dont need you meowing on my doorstep. You wanna be my friend.. try it I say. You gonna backstab me right?? You need something I got? Want me to buy you a blast? A VIP? Or ya need me to pimp you out so you level faster? Or just so that its faster than me?? Stepping stone Im not... and REAL people and friends is what I want. Too much nothing being said.. right Warmer?? You got something to say.. and wont make me cry... come talk to me
For My Mother R.i.p
~ Congress Gives Illegal Aliens Welfare Benefits ~
Them Son of a Bitches, Work you ass off for what? So you can give someone who broke the law a place to live and food and send their kids to school. Bull Shit Communists in Congress LIE cheat and steal right in your face The lawless House of Representatives cheats to change a vote to deny illegal aliens welfare benefits. The Democrats, having lost the vote when the session ends, suddenly re-opens the voting in order to change votes in their favor - a total violation of House rules and ethics. Democrats are openly supporting the illegal alien invasion and giving American taxpayer money away to illegals.
It's The Same Old Song
My Birthday
I have to say.... Thanks to everyone for wishing me a happy birthday... although it sucked hard core.... I thank you for thinking of me for a millisecond out of your day for all your happy wishes! Take Care everyone! -Chaotic Matter
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia -- Reba
Dear Ex Wife
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for se
this moron tells me the econamy is at an all time high lol an the jobs are still here in america
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Fancy -- Reba
If I Should Die Before You Wake
This is a great video. Made by a soldier currently serving in Iraq. If this does not get a lot of comments I will be shocked and deeply saddened
Just Because
just because i put nsfw pic up doesnt give anyone the right to be rude i can handle the comments on my pics and some flirting but when some one comes right out and tells me he would fuck me because of the nudes i am not an easy fuck just so we get this straight if anyone cant handle my pics or dont like them or thinks i will be easy your wrong i think i am a good friend and a good person
~ Baghdad Media Pool ~
i just open up the DAY n night lounge stop by for a visit
Survey Time
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do/did you have a crush on me? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Would you hug me? 11. Physically, what stands out? 12. Emotionally, what stands out? 13. Do you wish I was cooler? 14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 16. Am I loveable? 17. How long have you known me? 18. Describe me in one word. 19. What was your first impression? 20. Do you still think that way about me now? 21. What do you think my weakness is? 22. Do you think I'll get married? 23. What makes me happy? 24. What reminds you of me? 25. How well do you know me? 26. When's the last time you sa
Riding Dirty And Head Game 3
RIDING DIRTY Lay back n let me do what I do Licking your body down Closer I come 2 my daddy. Flicking my tongue across the head, Swallow half of your dick, N just work it Sorry I have to save that part for later I climb on, pussy juicy n wet Sliding all the way down Mmmm even wetter. Don’t Move just let me grind. Damn so deep in me cumming, Shaking, n rocking on this bick dick. Head getting bigger I jump off….. CONTINUE TO HEAD GAME 3 HEAD GAME 3 Enter my mouth, slowly down my throat you go. Mmmmmm a phat head, n I’m chocking on Still going down, leaving it right there And letting my throat muscles suck on that head. A nice steady rhythm now coming slowly up the dick Dick supper wet, flicking my tongue across the head, sucking on the head Like it is a cherry sucker. Going all the way back down so I can fuck my own mouth Holding your hips down as I work that dick my way Dowan my throat with lil up n down motion You grabbing my h
The Dark Knight Trailer
Stop And Think For A Sec
---From: MichalDate: Aug 1, 2007 3:59 PM Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"
Love This Comeback
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight, for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son
at least talk to me for a minute. then i can live
John Kerry Is An Embarassment To The Nation
*Reposted from* John Kerry is an Embarassment to the Nation WARNING: There is nothing funny about this letter. I am pissed off beyond comprehension at Senator Kerry's total disregard for the military. Senator Kerry, Thank you for your 4-months of service in Vietnam. That act, however, is the last thing that you have ever done for the U.S. Military. Your record since has included the defamation of your compatriots, a close friendship with Hanoi Jane, and one of the most anti-military voting records in history, including votes against the Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting vehicle, and the Stealth Fighter and Bomber, the equipment that gave the U.S. the technological advantage in the last decade. You then opted to vote for the war in Iraq, but against the support package necessary to fight that war. I cannot imagine a greater disregard for our troops than to send them to war without the ability to wage that war. It would be hard to top all that, but
Awesome Guy
not many guys take care of the things they should, but my new friend steve, stood up to it and did the right thing, i am so prous to say hes my friend and taking care of his baby girl coming and her momma.....
You Don't Know Me, And I Have A Gun!
You Don't Know Me, and I Have a Gun! You don't know me, or maybe you just don't know that you do. I am your neighbor, doctor, clergyman, nurse or just another nameless, faceless stranger in the crowd. I have a state authorized, court issued permit to carry a concealed handgun. I do so whenever possible. Though you don't know me, there are a few things, however, you should know about me. The local police fingerprinted me. The fingerprint cards were submitted to the FBI and a criminal background check was performed. Before that, I had to pass state and local background checks. I had to present evidence to the state of approved training in firearms laws, safety and marksmanship before my application would even be accepted. I am not a felon, junkie, drug dealer, stalker or even a shoplifter since any number of indiscretions including alcohol or other drug abuse or even simple assault or a restraining order would disqualify me from holding a permit. My classroom training cover
Some one told me once that you were not the right one. They told me that you were an ice man that you were poisonus, that you were fakeing to be an ANGEL the most kind, if they warrned me why did I fall in love with you. They warrned my but inside your soul you are evil and cruel and even knewing that I love you, if I knew that your lips were poisonus and your body my punishment, if I knew, for what reason did I gave you my love. Sorry for me cuz love is painful when there´s nothing to get back eventhough I gave it all. I LOVE YOU ICE MAN....
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course
Inhale... white tennis shoes, calling me boo, gangsta lean, ebonics, grills, pants that hang almost as low as boxers, farenheit, no belt, no license, one set of sheets, jerseys (sometimes they are ok), unbrushed teeth, the smell of feet permeating your place, dumbing yourself down, wearing hats as a hairstyle, shotty gangbanger/jailbird tattoos, eyebrow/belly button rings, fast food junkies, mamma's boy, long hair, girlfriends, empty fridge, inconsiderate, overly emotional, couch potato, ect... ...exhale.
Paul Harvey On Kids
Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him. When y
The Westboro Baptist Church
*Reposted from* Remember that oath you took when you first signed up? You vowed to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America. Sounds like a no-brainer – these are the basic tenets of egalitarian democracy. Free speech, free religion…what could possibly be the downside? In your calculations, you probably never considered that you might be protecting the right of people to PROTEST YOUR MILITARY FUNERAL. That’s why this week WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot salutes the esteemed members of the Westboro Baptist Church, who have been picketing military funerals for about a year now. Armed with signs that bear such heartfelt messages as “God hates the U.S.A.”, “Thank God for IEDs”, and “God killed your son”, these wastes of space gather outside military funerals and shout insults at the mourners in an attempt to disrupt the services. Their rationale (if it may be dignified as such) goes something like this: 1) God hates homosexuals (reference their “classy” site
Just Hanging 'round The Office
~ Free Our Taliban ~
I just can't believe this shit What the hell is Happening in America, We need to take it back! ***************** Free our Talib John Walker Lindh broke the law. But 'the American Taliban' wasn't a terrorist, and he deserves clemency. July 29, 2007 The president's power to grant clemency -- in the form of either a pardon or a commutation -- is much maligned and occasionally abused, as was the case when President Bush used it to keep his colleague, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, from facing even a day in prison for lying and obstructing justice. But the power has its appropriate uses as well, and the case of John Walker Lindh calls out for it. Known unfortunately as "the American Taliban," Lindh became a symbol for fanaticism, even treason, in the early months of the nation's response to Sept. 11. He was apprehended in late 2001 in the mountains of Afghanistan, where, at the age of 20, he was serving in the army of a nation that harbored terrorists, including Osama bin Laden. Weak a
Big Country..
Hey all my lovely friends... Please go to my page click on the family tab, click on Big Country and give my buddy Eddie a huge fubar welcome. I'll give a gift to everyone who let's me know they stopped by Big Country's Page, rated and fanned him! Thanks my loves! Shawna
Probably Just Rambling!!! Lol
I don't really have much to say, but there are sure alot of thoughts running through my head! Sometimes I wish they would just slow down so I can sort them out and work on one thing at a time, but ya that just wouldn't be living life on life's terms!! I have been sick all day, and just feeling really blahhhhh. Physically and emotionally, which typically would be a very bad combination for me. But while I sat here pondering my life today, I realised that it doesn't matter what is coming down the road for me, what matters is what is right in front of me. Every decision I make guides things down the road. I have a hard time making decisions sometimes. I get overwhelmed by fear that whatever I choose will most certainly be the wrong choice!! A lifetime of hard lessons taught me that. But I am slowly learning to pay attention to my gut, my head, and my heart, in a somewhat equal manner. Trying to quit letting one control the others. This is a very ongoing battle for me,
Market Amns Says No To New Spicy Gifts
and all this time we was wasting our time that was a bit rude don't like it leave attitude
Rudyard Kipling If If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerv
Bah W/e Lol
ok so bored... waiting for russ! hurry the hell up russ LOL. and if catch ya talking to any other girls, ill cut ur cock off LOL JK...sort of!
Rosie O’donnell Is Denied Admittance Into Douchebagistan
*Reposted from* Many of WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot's fans feel that Rosie O'Donnell should join the elite ranks of the Douchistanis. I disagree. Not because I think she’s a great person or that her actions are excusable – but rather because Who cares what Rosie O’Donnell thinks? We all have a Rosie in our lives. Think about it. Your whole crew is around a table at a bar – you’re talking about whatever – there’s that one knob jockey that everyone sort of hates, but she’s been so-and-so’s friend for twenty years. She has to be loudest, has to top every story, laughs at her own jokes, delivers every word with faux-confidence, even when everyone else knows she’s delivering sentence after sentence of bullshit, and last, but certainly not least, turns any possible slight, perceived or real, into a huge drama-fest. Now take that person and give her a national forum to say whatever she wants. Please don’t misunderstand – Rosie is monumentally stupid. She pegs the ig
Fu-wifey Application!
If you would like to become my Fu-Wifey, please complete the application below and send it via private message. ~~ TakenZonie Fu-Wifey Application 1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. location: 6. birthday: 7. why do you want to be my Fu-Wifey? 8. what are your hobbies? 9. favorite music? 10. favorite color? 11. favorite movie? 12. favorite day of the week? 13. do you smoke cigarettes? 14. do you drink? 15. do you do drugs? 16. do you have any tatoos or piercings? if so, what and were? 17. are you religious? 18. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 19. are you spontaneous, or do you prefer to make plans? 20. are you risque, or conservative? 21. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 22. do you have an innie or an outie? ;) 23. what style of panties do you wear? 24. if I was depressed or upset about something, what would you do to get me out of that mood? 25. what can you d
Sheep, Wolves, And Sheepdogs
ON SHEEP, WOLVES, AND SHEEPDOGS By LTC(RET) Dave Grossman, RANGER, Ph.D.,author of "On Killing." Honor never grows old, and honor rejoices the heart of age. It does so because honor is, finally, about defending those noble and worthy things that deserve defending, even if it comes at a high cost. In our time, that may mean social disapproval, public scorn, hardship, persecution, or as always, even death itself. The question remains: What is worth defending? What is worth dying for? What is worth living for? - William J. Bennett - in a lecture to the United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 One Vietnam veteran, an old retired colonel, once said this to me: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident." This is true. Remember, the murder rate is six per 100,000 per year, and the aggravated assault rate is four per 1,000 per year. What this means is that the vast majority of Americans are no
~ Intelligence On Iraq ~
You can only make decisions on the information you are given. ************** Russia Warned U.S. About Iraq, Putin Says Saddam was planning attacks Marked as: Mature Russian President Vladimir Putin said yesterday that his intelligence service had warned the Bush administration before the U.S. invasion of Iraq that Saddam Hussein's government was planning attacks against U.S. targets both inside and outside the country. Putin, who opposed Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq, did not go into detail about the information that was forwarded, and said Russia had no evidence that Hussein was involved in any attacks. "After Sept. 11, 2001, and before the start of the military operation in Iraq, the Russian special services, the intelligence service, received information that officials from Saddam's regime were preparing terrorist attacks in the United States and outside it against the U.S. military and other interests," Putin said, according to RIA Novosti, the Russian news agen
The Constitutional Right And Social Obligation To Carry A Gun
The Constitutional Right and Social Obligation to Carry a Gun The Constitutional Right and Social Obligation to Carry a Gun Robert H. Boatman Carrying A Gun Is An Absolute Right The framers of the Constitution were under no pressure from the NRA when they wrote "the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." In the same spare sentence, they reaffirmed their historical preference for a "militia" over a standing army, and indicated that this militia should be composed of armed citizens – citizens of a "free state" whose right to keep and bear arms must never be infringed. Anti-freedom zealots, including academic invalids and the hypocrites of the mis-named American Civil Liberties Union, have stood on their pointy heads in tortured attempts to misinterpret this sentence ever since. Those of us who know how to read the English language have no trouble at all. The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. THE RIGHT OF THE PEO
For My Friends
U are probably thinking i am not much of a friend write now. I dare say i can blame you all either. No response for days, nothing not even a peep out of me! So for all you that are loyal to my friendship, i appoligise if you feel ignore by me dont there is a good reasion. I am very emotionally disturbed right now, having a rough time, crying etc all day most days, not sleepiong or coping with things well And having a horrifying time with depression I do appologise xxx
The Different Characters.
I decided to do this because I do have many people ask me how to do the music notes. I googled it myself but I decided to be nice and post it here :D lmao Just use the number pad and not the ones above your keys.
Lot Of Leaving Left To Do-- Dierks Bently (my Theme Song Lol)
Hunting Trip
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran Back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, Should we eat them here or take them with us?' "Well, I guess I just panicked..............."
Any Ideas?
So even though I want so much to write something I can't think of anything. SO if any of you care if I write or not, would you please post some ideas I'm up for most anything. Thanks guys! The White Rabbit.
Biotch, I'm From The South!!!!
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Florida came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we
Five Reasons To Love A Redhead
Top Five Reasons to Love a Redhead 1. Your life will be more exciting 2. You will be able to find her in a crowd 3. You can brag to all your buddies 4. You will get to fulfill your Ricky Ricardo fantasy 5. You will NEVER need Viagra
What Is It I Want??
Why is it that I am asked this? If I knew I think I would try and have it. I want to be happy, but doesnt every one? I want to be loved, again so does every one, but I want to be loved back from the one I love. Now this gets a little hard to explain. How is this, the one I want to grow old with, I want them to feel the same for me. Yea, like that will ever freaking happen. Banging out my thoughts and feelings on this stupid fucking plastic keyboard will never express how I truly feel. I hate my life, I hate what I have become, I hate what I feel, I hate what I know, and I fucking hate what is expected of me. I am only human, leave me the fuck alone. If I am quiet, shut the fuck up and let me try to clear my thoughts. Leave me alone and go away. this is my life, not yours. stop trying to change me, stop trying to make me see your light. These are my eyes, I see my own light. ARG!!!!!! "open up and talk to me" oh fuck off and go die some where. I am Mr. Nice Guy. I am polite and
Forget Regret
if i could think about anything else - if i could sleep - i just want to see straight.... around and around and around this old world is spinning but i am still. just still here. but i'm fine. i think i'm fine could it be that i regret too many things i need to forget? or forget things that i need to regret? tell me something? do you love me for who i am? do you love me at all? all love is - a pink thing. and fluff. a cloud for sleeping. but i cant sleep.
~ The Vietnam War ~
I wanted you all to see the Bull Shit that is out there and will come. This Video and the words written under here make me fucking sick. But look and read good if they don't get behind out men and women and cut them loose to do what they do so well they will be making one of these with the Islamic Extremist as the winners. I know you sure as hell do not want that. We could have easily won this war, what the fuck is up with not bombing over a certain parallel? Fuck that, You can NEVER, let me say that again NEVER win a war with RULES!!!!!!!! Come to think of it, watch it, read it don't rate it i fucking hate it, but i wanted you to know about it. "The Vietnam War Great video footage from the Vietnam War era. The Vietcong together with the North Vietnamese Army, managed to defeat the modern military power of the United States of America by using primitive guerrilla tactics. North Vietnam was victorious! The United States disgracefully pulled out."
Week 39
- Karate Kid and Una land on the Metropolis rooftop of the building that currently houses Oracle, the technological wonder who provides the superhero community with all its best info. Apparently, the Kid’s slightly crazy bud Starman sent him in this direction, but before they can ask the nice lady for some help, they’re attacked by giant tentacle things. (Don’t worry, kids! They’re not slimy!) - Over in Gotham, Trickster and Piper enjoy some yummy victuals from Penguin’s kitchen. But oh no! Deadshot and his Suicide Squad cronies are right outside! WHAT?!? The Penguin tipped them off, you say? He’s a two-timing no-goodnik, you say? We can’t believe it! - Donna, Jason, the Atom and Bob arrive at the next stop on their tour: some unnamed location in subquantum space that Ray Palmer once visited on a mission with the Justice League. Jason Todd is all ready to say something gruff and unforgiving when Bob tells the crew that they’re not alone. - Here comes Mr. Action! He’s so good a
Not Everyone Who Shits
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Kids Are So Funny
I went to the beach today with my son.....and he found some kids to play with.... after about 20 mins or so he came over and said...."mom these kids told me theres a animal in the water that pulls you under the water called undertoad! LMAO was so funny!
Newswire: Whiskeytangofoxxxtrot Votes To Send 218 Members Of Congress To Douchebagistan…
Newswire: WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot Votes to Send 218 members of Congress to Douchebagistan… We are in a war in Iraq. A lot of people love to spend their time arguing about whether or not we should have gone (and by “we” they mean the American soldier, sailor, marine, and airmen – probably an inclusive term they shouldn’t use so loosely given that I know I haven’t been shot at lately from the comfort of my couch). I don’t want to comment on that argument. There’s no reason to. The U.S. military and its allies are in Iraq. So that leaves two real camps: There are people in America that believe the war in Iraq must be seen to a successful conclusion. I am one of them. There are others that truly believe the war is wrong and fight passionately to end it immediately. While they possess many arguments for this belief, one that is reoccurring is that “not a single additional soldier should die for an unjust war or for a war that cannot be won”. For one moment, I am going to giv
i am juggling my life one handed it seems i could drop everything at any given moment and it would shatter into a million different pieces... and me...without some glue.
European Heighten Threat Levels
European Heighten Threat Levels The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the ale
Week 40
- The techno-powered tribe of the Palmerverse pretty much opens fire on our multiversal heroes because one of them is wearing the uniform of Ray Palmer (apparently a forbidden garb). Things look dire until Jason Todd pulls a knife on their leader and does his tough guy shtick, and then everyone has a good laugh about the whole silly thing. We soon learn that Ray Palmer hasn’t been around for a while, as he’s in “a realm beyond this one where all things are possible.” When a Metropolis vendor is saved from a roving group of street toughs by the mysterious Mr. Action, ace reporter Lois Lane is on the scene to suss out the details. Unfortunately, her photographer Jimmy Olsen is nowhere to be found. Oh wait! There’s Jimmy now! Where were you, pal? Buying film, you say? Well, that doesn’t quite make sense, but Lois’ husband was fainting at the first sign of trouble for like 50 years, so we’re sure she won’t notice this. - Meanwhile, on the dreaded planet Apokolips, Darkseid is lament
San Francisco School Board:welcome To Douchebagistan!
*Reposted from* The City of San Francisco There’s liberal, there’s ultra-liberal, there’s Michael Moore, and then there’s San Francisco. This past week, the San Francisco school board has determined that high school JROTC programs are dangerous institutions that must be banned. Nice call, guys. Forget the fact that JROTC gives a lot of kids the opportunity to be a part of something that gives them pride and a sense of discipline. Forget the fact that kids in JROTC programs score better on standardized tests than their counterparts at the same schools. Forget the fact that most of them don’t actually enter the military. Instead, let’s focus on two faux issues: The “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy and the fact that JROTC “breeds violence”. Let’s begin with the former. Option 1: Let’s think about this for a minute. The “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy is a national legal issue. Who legislates nationally in the US? Congress. Who elects the members of Congress? That’s r
Week 41
- Do Trickster and Piper die? Of course not! If they died, neither of them could learn more about themselves thanks to the hilariously cruel plot device that is their electric handcuffing. The pair are falling from the sky until they realize the bag Piper grabbed in an attempt to hold onto the plane contains all their stuff, including Trickster’s awesome air boots. Said boots slow the pair’s descent so they can land in a river and get all wet and sticky. - Meanwhile, Jimmy Olsen is making his own superhero costume to become Mr. Action! However, wearing that costume under his work clothes makes him wet and sticky (with sweat!). - Mary Marvel does some grousing over her utter lack of superpower control, and then someone with a black diamond spots her and takes interest (gee…wonder who that could be?). - Donna, Jason and the newly named “Bob the Monitor” get tugged into the microscopic “Palmerverse”—a dimension that’s super-tiny, discovered by Ray himself—by the Atom. Once they g

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