MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE, SOME ARE JUST FUNNY, AND SOME NOT SO TRUE... BUT ALL Fun To Read....
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
RODEO FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
RODEO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
RODEO FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as F**k!"
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
RODEO FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
RODEO FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who boughtit in the first place.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
RODEO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
RODEO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
RODEO FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
RODEO FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
RODEO FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!!
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
RODEO FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
