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Geography Of A Woman
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wi de, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man i

Yeah Democrats!
GREATEST TAX increase in history! Wow had to top Clinton's tax hike and of course you will try to blame it on BUSH! However there are actually a few Americans left that know the congress is responsible for it and that the democrats are presenting it. The media aught to be ashamed of itself too for not covering it and making it clear for all to see. People wake up and look at what is going on in the congress!!! The same people that pooh pooh the efforts of our leaders to create a happier safer middle east are trying to drain your pockets. Oh and IRAN demanding that great Britain pull out of Iraq. We never punished Iran for the last time they took hostages so here they are at it again. America needs to wake up! If we do not take care of the problems in the middle east by ridding it of the vermin scum that uses such tactics then we are as bad as they are! If you do not agree that is fine but keep it to yourself because I do not listen to deaf dumb and blind!

Coping
I have found the past week one of the hardest of my life as I said my goodbyes to my beloved grandfather. As I have struggled to find the strength to cope, I found comfort in the following poem that was dedicated to my grandfather. "Don't Grieve for me, for now I'm free I am following the path God has laid you see. I took his hand when I heard him call, I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way, I found the peace at the close of the day. If my parting has left a void, then fill it with the remembered joys. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss, Oh, Yes these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with time of sorrow, I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much, Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief, Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your hearts and peace to thee, God wanted me

A Cabin Meeting
I stood there on the cabin deck, waiting on him. It had been 3 months since our last meeting and I'd missed his touch more than I ever thought possible. To celebrate our birthdays, we decided to splurge on a rental cabin for a long weekend instead of the usual one or two day meeting at my place or at a motel. Patsy Cline was going 'Crazy' on the radio, which allowed him to slip up behind me without my notice. When I felt hands covering mine on the deck railing, it startled me. "OH, God!" He gathered me close, "I'm sorry, babe, I didn't mean to startle you," he apologized while kissing my cheek, then rubbing his cheek against mine. The scent of his cologne enveloped me. God, it felt good to be back in his arms. He started kissing my neck, right there at my shoulders and worked his way up my neck, causing me to shiver. I tilted my head, give him better access and he took it. The warmth of his mouth and tongue gave me little tingles as he nipped at me, Oh Lord; he knows what t

Listening
so anyways i know its been a while but im listening to Creed!! Yeah i know creed huh but i am listening to something that gets me through the times when i am alone!!! Its called inside us all and if i could get it on here i would trust me but i figured that out yet!! It is called inside us all!!!!theres a piece inside us all!! let it be your friend!!! So nothing much else goin on ill talk with ya laters!!! Salty

Please Help My Friend Kurtis
http://www.cherrytap.com/user/633215# this is Kurtis profile he is looking for love. he dared me to do this so here goes. we is a good person with an amazing smile. he has a sense of humor, and has a lot of respect for any woman he has dated. He has been unlucky in finding ms right. so if you want to talk to Kurtis, he is on her and asked me to post his yahoo mail as well, Want to know more just ask Kurtis tordeck320@yahoo.com also has yahoo messenger tordeck320 so single ladies drop him a line he is waiting for you. SEE WHAT HAPPENS KURTIS WHEN U DARE ME

I Think I Figured It Out
~*~ Cyber * Mama~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~ArchAngel~*~ Of Angel Family~*~@ CherryTAP so i think i figured out why i am having problems with people on here, its this old hag right here, i cant stand her! now i know its mean but i got a few people who are already low balling her because she doesnt know when you stop, so you can feel free to go low ball her to! i think its funny, 44 years old and she wants to start shit with me all because she cant get a real boyfriend!!lol sorry alex im not being quiet anymore and holding anything back!

Cheese
Facts about cheeses. No cheese has ever been convicted of a crime. Cheeses are immune to STDs. Having sex with cheese isn't cheating. Cheese invented the Polaroid camera and the difference engine. In 200bc Cheese successfully attacked and took over the entire Persian Empire. Cheese was seen glowing at the birth of Christ. Mice are more fond of the taste of peanut butter than they are of cheese. Cheese on the other hand prefers the taste of mice over the taste of peanut butter. God originally gave the Ten Commandments to Moses written on a slab of cheese. Cheese written backwards spells eseech which, as far as I'm aware, isn't a word in English Ancient Celts used cheese the same way we use TNT today, making it one of the earliest forms of explosive known to man. Donkeys are not allergic to cheese. Cheese has never been to the moon. There are over 9 billion species of cheese, most of them French. Cheese was once worshiped as a god by Neanderthal

Beer/walking Study
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year. That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

Fucking
Lesson One: Fucking 1. It's only fun if you know what the hell you are doing in the first place. Sure you see all these porn stars doing flips and such while having sex. If you feel you can't do that position, then don't do it. 2. When a girl says "NO" it means "NO." But if she says: "No, don't stop!", then your ass better keep up with her. Note: If you start to go out of breath, change up your speed. Nothing wrong with going with the flow of traffic. But if you stop, then that's how accidents happen and people get hurt! 3. Women love a man who can show them a good time in the sack. So show them a good time. If you feel like your dick is too small that thrust that puppy into over drive. Make her feel like she is an ocean and her cervix is the iceberg! You are the Titanic that is gonna hit and sink into her. You don't hit that iceberg, then we've lost all hope. -At Your Cervix Team ("We care because good sex is hard to come by")

Things I've Learned
1. No matter how bad you want something, If its not meant to be, no amount of anything you do will make it happen. 2. Looks or popularity doesnt really matter in the scheme of things. 3. No matter how bad a situation or person may drive yo nuts at the end of the day you cant wait to spend time with them. 4. Life has a way of working itself out for the best in the end. 5. No matter how stressful being a single mother can be, coming home from work the first thing you want is to put that child in your arms.. 6. People that dont like you, blow it off cuz in the end you get the last laugh cuz you make more money then them at work... 7. With self growth, you cant expect others to be impressed, your the one that should... 8. Baby kisses are the best!!! *smiles*

It's Vacation Time!!!
Hi all, This next week is gonna be vacation time.My hubby took his 1st week off for this year. We just got ourselves a used truck for him. It's an '89 Ford F- 150 XLT Lariat. A lady was selling it here in Guthrie for only $1950.00 and when we talked to her, she said she would take $1500.00 so yesterday i put a deposit down on it and then once hubby sees it, then we will put the rest down on it. So that is one thing we will be doing this next week. The rest of week we have to work on my husband's car and also my car, and then the rest of the time will be having fun and enjoying our time together!Sunday is Wrestlemania 23!!!! We will be watching that, so i am not sure how much i will be on this week.I will miss everyone I hope you all have a great week, an awesome weekend and i will chat with ya soon! Love ya all, take care, HUGS, and all my lovin!!

Graduation
graduation is in less than two months!!!!!!!! one thing i ahve to be looking forward too, new appartment, new job yay! but in a way im scared for it to come and what comes after it................. uh oh dooms day :(

True Love???? I Dont Think So
Why does love have to hurt so much. They say there is someone out there for everyone. What if you never find that someone? You just spent your life looking for somthing you never found. Does that mean you should settle for what you cant get, or should you go in search and hope you find love. What if love doesnt really exist. To say you love someone takes a single breath. A single breath you often waste. That someone often wastes teling you a lie. If a man says he loves you and trusts you, shouldnt you trust them. For him i tired and what i got was his ex girlfreind rubbing it in my face that she had more time with him now than i do. Should you trust someoen who says they wont ever cheat cuase they have been cheated on. Or should you always assume that they will, cuase thats what usually ends up happening. Should you say i love you and dream that this is the "one", you know the one you want to spend the rest of your life with. How will you know if you ever find that person that the

You Know Who Ya Are
I Stare at her image on the screen and wonder of the the things shes seen could it be a image of fate or the idea of simple thoughts of late her image dances across the skies my mind wonders is this just or is it simplly a primevil lust vibrations leak from the sceen of her i think site un seen of hair glisting in the sun think of days not yet done the night on the beach full of fun the vison in my mind drifts me off to sleep............

5 Minute Management Course
Five Minute Management Lessons Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. S

Need New Pictures? Find Out How Here.
Basic Package $150 for a 2 hour session. This includes up to 200+ raw digital photos, special effects make-up (if you want it) and 10 modified photos. Each additional hour is $50 and includes up to 2 modified photos. Hair and basic make-up is not included. Repainting or digitial additions to photos may cost extra. FAQ's How do I book you? Step One Tell me when and where you want to be photographed. Step 2 I will send you a Confirmation Doc that has 13 questions on it and preparation information. Step 3 Email me back the Confirmation Doc and that's it! I will show up with my cameras, lights, some special fx make-up, a green screen, backdrops and a few other pieces of equipment. Do you ever have discounted specials?

In The Wind
We're in the wind. We're in the trees. That fleeting racing thought you throw away- The BIG ideas, the sudden revelations. We wait unseen, unheard. Some of you notice Us. Try harder to hear... We know about your beginnings...where you might be headed... Madness if you are not willing to learn. Learn that you ARE your universe. You are are the keepers. Like children with the keys. Always looking for the wrong door. Your doubt blinds you from truth, holds you at bay. Freedom is your power...We wait to show you the way.

Bad News To Start
Hey everyone just hoping on to say thanks to everyone who has got me into the cherrytap world, i love it so far and it will kick myspaces' ass anyday of the week! Just wanted to let you all know that i will be on a lot more and not for good reasons i might add, i have become really sick and doctors arent sure what it is so i will be out of work for 2 weeks. Not asking for pity but people have just been asking why my away always says sick so i thought i would clear it up, plus to explain why i am online what seems to be 99% of the time, trust me i normally do have a life lol. I will hopefully know more today after i see my specialist and then i will keep all my family on here posted of course as for my many friends either message me or just leave a comment if you want any updates or even care to know whats going on! I want to thank for everyone so far that have been nice enough to send me gifts and notes of concern, you all have been more of a family to me about this then my real famil

Baddest Cherry Contest!
Mmmkay my friends and fans...I usually don't do this...so bear with me please...I'm in a Bad Cherry contest, so come comment vote for me please...use the link below.. LOVE AND KISSES TO ALL...THANKS!center>

Cognitive Distortion
Cognitive Distortion My love drains me of all life. Cold, gray hand reaches out for me. My life now gone, black, red and green are all I see. Late into the night, my heart still pounds, my pores still cry for answers. I am told to send out the hounds. No body, but plenty of evidence. What have you done? Someone’s conscience sent to help myself. The hounds, the conscience, do nothing for my love, my life. The black, the green, and the red only make it worse. They are actually triggered by the evidence without a body that the hounds find. I don’t yet know it but the hounds are only playful puppies, the evidence, Just a hint of something that doesn’t make sense. The colors, the dogs and the clues are fed by each other And are the same. Trouble. What a way to live.

Would Love Some Love For My Birthday
Hi everyone, My birthday is tomorrow. I won't be on but I would love to see how much you love me by rating and commenting on stashs, videos and my pics... Love to all my CT friends and family, Kelly

.all.the.moments.are.mine.
i watched Poe play a game of pounce the invisible whatever all up n down the hallway. she must be feeling better. she has no tail cuz she's a manx...so watchin her lil nub wiggle back n forth is amusing. anyway. i heart qwest. i hate the electric company. but im not going to get into that cuz im not in a horrible mood. i had this thought process last nite and i dont know if i can revisit it...but some of it is still ruminating in there...the whole single parenting thing. single parents...whether divorced or just single...men or women...have a tough ass time. maybe not if they only have one...i dont know...i havent had that luxury...lol...regardless...that other party? they get off ass easy in comparision. the most they have to do is a send a check...which lets face it...if you get one...you're quite lucky and should prolly know it. sure they dun get the joy either...first smiles...first steps...first words...but they get to completely avoid all the messiness that comes w

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there

A Poem
Family and friends, love till the end. Yet my heart bleeds and the holes in my soul I cannot mend. My eyes how they cry and my soul, it longs, I am but a shadow, an unwritten song. Held captive in my own mind, There is no escape for me to find. I scurry about, making the bed of nails, on which I lie. I close my eyes and disregard the life that passes me by. Truth hurts I have been told, If that rings true, then it explains this heart so icy cold. Existence is my reality, life is my agony

Goodbye?
If I were to say to you that you are beautiful everyday. If I were to tell you how wonderful i think you are. Were I to say that in my eyes...you mean everything to me. Would you think it strange that i do it everytime we see each other? Would you wonder how one could obsess over something continually? I say what I think...and I mean what I say. When I tell you you are beautiful and wonderful. I mean it. And I say these things often...because you never know when the last time you say it will be. I cherish all those around me and try to be as genuine and loving as I truly can be because today might be right now, but tomorrow may never come. So i say what I need to say right now. So that if tomorrow comes...and you aren't there...i've said what I needed to say...but that doesn't mean I won't miss you... ~Wayne~

Who Else But You?
If you look behind the closed doors of your mind Would you find yourself, looking at me? You hide in the shadows of your lies The ones that help you smile and laugh Perpetrated by the banging down the hall If you stop to listen, you'll hear my voice Over the banging on the door...down the corridor of your mind. When I listen to the memories of us passed... I hear the sorrow creeping in. When I see you passing and you don't even see me... I feel that sorrow creeping in. Daunting are the echos of your steps fading fast Were i to stop listening...I'd hear you clear. But when I look behind the closed doors of my mind. I see what I had hoped you'd see. Stepping out from the darkness of my lies Into the light I only see me. ~Wayne~

Big Money To The One Who Will Kidnap Me!!!
Made this a bulletin and a Blog... LETS MOVE ON THIS PEOPLE!!! I am at work... and I don't want to be here... not even a little... so if I pay someone oh.. um... $17.34... Could you come and kidnap me? Please.. pretty please?... what if I made it... $17.86... oh.. ya baby... I am a high roller... giving money away like it was water... Help me help you... We could have lots of fun..... No.. REALLY.. we could.... Just think of it... Connect 4, poker, Rock Paper Scissors?... or we can even play.. (While you are driving me away tied up) I spy with my little eye... something that begins with A.. YUP.. Angelique.. and you will see me when YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE ME WAY FROM THE SCARY PATIENTS IN THIS DOCTORS OFFICE... NOW LETS GET TO IT.. CHOP CHOP!!!!! What do you want?.. sexual favors.. hmm.. ok.. maybe a reach around.. or a little sucky sucky.. but that is it.. COME ON PEOPLE.. I CAN'T KIDNAP MYSELF.. how the hell would I tie the Knot?.. Thanks ♥Angelique&h

Having A Bad Day
When was last time you had a bad day?My day has been hell.I woke up with bad migrane.Then my mom told me I might have to find another place to live because she couldnt pay her house note.I dont have anywhere else to go at moment so would be on street.Then I went to put some gas in my car for tomorrow and my boss at my second job told me that I no longer had a second job.So now I have to find second job again.AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE!!!!!

Why Am I Fucked Up
Alot of people wonder why I am so fucked up or why I am so depressed. Well I am coming out with all of this to get it off my chest and this is hard. When I was 4 1/2, 5 My father started to moleste me. Through out the years until I was 11 I was molested, abused and humilliated by my father and his friends. I watch my dad beat my mom. Heard things that a child should not hear. I saw my dad put a gun to my moms head and tell her that if she ever left him he would kill her. I was so afriad to take baths, sleep, eat or even breath. My baby brother only got beaten. I don't think he remembers anything that happen all those years. My mother had to work becuase my father was way to lazy to work. While my mother was at work my father would take that oppurtunity to do things to me a father should never do to a child. If my mom would take us kids out to go shopping or any thing my father would have other wemon over to out house and cheat on my mom. We did not have anything when I was grow

You Know What I Find Funny...
All these people that are high ranked cherries...they use model pics to get them there when all reality it's men that women wouldn't even talk to in real life. Do you really need someone to validate your existence by posting fake pics? I have one of those people in my list but he's actually funny so I keep him around. But you see it all the time and the guys on this site fall for it like o0o she's hot haha. Suckers!!!

Best And Biggest Bike Contest On Ct
irma(bartender @th clubhouse cherrytap)@ CherryTAP U ONLY THINK U GOT THE BEST! ENTER IT HERE OR CONTACT ME I WILL PUT IN MY CONTEST AND WE'LL FIND OUT.CONTEST WILL RUN APRIL 1-7! WILL END ON APRIL 7 AT MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME! HOMEMADE TROPHY'S WILL BE HANDED OUT 24 HRS LATER! RULES: SIMPLE YOU MUST BE SITTING ON YOUR BIKE IN THE PICTURE OR SANDING NEXT TO IT COMMENT BOMBS ARE ALLOWED SELF RATES AND VOTES ARE ALLOWED IF A TIE WE THEN WILL USE RATINGS! AND AS ALWAYS JUST HAVE SOME CHERRY FUN!EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN!!!SO GET THOSE PICS UPLOADED AND SENT TO ME AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK! WHILE UR HERE-- GOT TO DO A PLUG FOR THE ONLY BIKER CLUBHOUSE LOUNGE ON CT JUST CLICK THE UPPER PIC & WE'LL SEE U SOON !! March 30th is now officially "Steak and Blow job Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nig

Erotic
I Wanna Make Love to Me-Ramona Thompson So turned on tonight Hands searching Up and down All over my body Aching to find that perfect balance The harmony of love and lust Together at last Making me whole As hungry fingers dip down below Softly demanding Gently pressing Devoring my desire The words escape my gasping lips In the sweetest surrender I have ever felt I know that tonight I don't wanna stop I don't wanna be the good girl anymore Tonight For the first time ever All alone with my reflection in the mirror I cannot escape from this naughty little fact Tonight All night long I want to I really want to Oh God...YES! I wanna make love to me With bold strokes First here Then way, way down there Feeling the sweetness of my own burning moistness I gasp aloud The pleasure of it so profound So real and so true That I almost cannot go on Sobbing with the joy of my discovery No lover needed When my own hand is there to hold To comfort and to s

Ok Maybe...
ok so.. im really getting frustrated...why do guys lie...and think that girls are fucking stupid when they are not.im tired of being treated like bait and being like one out of like millions..i mean...im not somebody that u can just fuck with there head and u keep doing it but yet talk to other girls..thats not how i fucking roll..i think thats wrong if your gonna get a girl wound up dont fucking talk to other girls...gosh..i guess its too fuckin hard..but w/e.. i dont care anymore.. im done.. ♥ -Me-

Such Is Life
Everyone knows life comes at you ten fold, sometimes more of course. But its all about how we react to it....life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% how you react!! Have to hit life head on! Keep the ball in your court! Smile and enjoy! I know easier said than done but talking about it isn't gonna get anything done. "Life's journey is not to arrive in the grave safely in a well perserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,totally wore out shouting.... " HOLY SHIT...WHAT A RIDE!!!" Laugh your heart out, dnace in the rain, cherish the moments,ingore the pain,live,love,learn, forgive and forget, Life's too short to live with regret!!! In a world where you can be anyone...try being yourself!!! Live it up people and enjoy!!! smooches all!!

Hurting
I just cant seem to ease the pain i have... the physical and the emotional. i am searching for who i am, but i cant seem to find me. who am i? what is my purpose in life? what can i do that will make me feel happy and whole? who should i be with? i am just wishing that i could be happy, and i'm not really sure what happiness is right now. i have a lot of things i need to work out within myself before i can truly be happy with anyone, or make anyone happy and i know that, and i am trying. i tend to push people away when i am having a bad day, or when my depression is kicking my ass, and i dont mean to, but i do. i yell, and scream, and cry, and i hate myself when i am like that.. but i cant seem to make it stop. i seem to be naive, and i believe what people say when i shouldnt, but i do because it is easier to believe it that to walk away from it. i like hearing some of the stuff that people say, and i want to believe it so bad even when i know its not true. i have had a hard time walki

Drunk Survey
Have you ever: fallen asleep with your face in the toilet? Yes taken off your clothes? They just fall off kissed someone of the same sex? Uh no woken up next to someone you didnt know? Yes puked on someone else? No fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes driven a car? Yes - almost got the DUI stolen anything? Yes broke anything that wasnt yours? No sang stupid songs really loudly? yes - almost knew the words too gotten kicked out of anywhere? Yes told someone you hated that you loved them? No cried uncontrollably? No went out in public? Yes yelled to a croud 'IM DRUNK'? No talked to a police man? Yes laughed until you peed your pants? No talked to your parents? Yes (wasnt pretty by the way smoked pot Yes did pills? Nope Who gave you your first drink? Hell if I can remember Who first got you drunk? Me & my buddy Mark Where was that? Skipped school and went to the park Who's your favourite drinkin'

Tgif
Well its Friday. I haven't been out very much and tonight is the night. I've decided to get out of the house and do a surprise set tonight. DJ Zan will be out tonight. So It should be a good night. Not to mention Trevor is in town tonight. Doing an act for the Winnipeg Comedy Festival. I'm not going to that but he'll come out to meet me later on tonight. Will I be a good boy? I doubt it.

Back From Mexico
Back from Mexico and though I am getting over a flu, I had so much fun in the sun. All the snorkeling, climbing the pyramid at Coba and seeing Kukulkan, the feathered serpent god in light and shadow on the pyramid at Chichen-Itza on the spring solstice! It was the experience of a lifetime! I was also at the beaches and ruins of Tulum. I snorkeled at Maroma, Puerto Aventuras, Xel-Ha, Akumal, and in sacred cenotes at Jardines Del Eden and in underground caverns. I hiked, I swam, I basked and imbibed. I had such a wonderful time! Now I am back working in my dungeon again. Been spoiling myself again. I've put in an order into a company in London for some custom made crotch high black patent leather boots with 7" stiletto metal heels and 2" platforms and side lacing with red trim. They are going to be incredible. I really hate that most people don't know the difference anymore between really high quality fetish footwear and crappy knockoff poorly made plastic Pleaser gear. I

Sniper
right now it seams that there are people fucking with me every where i look. some of them are dong it on purpose, some of them aren't. some of them it bothers me. some of them it doesn't. just makes me want to go sit high in a tree house and hide from all of them. (with a good scope, lol)

Tea
tea "harmony is the inner cadence of cententment we feel when the melody of life is in tune. when somehow were able to strike the right chord - to balance the expectations of our families and our responsibilities in the world on the one hand with our inner needs for spiritual growth and personal expression on the other...usually, when the distractions of daily life deplete our energy, the first thing we eliminate is the thing we need most: quiet, reflective time. time to dream, time to think, time to contemplate whats working and whats not, so that we can make changes for the better...learn how to pause." - sarah ban breathnach found that on a box of tea - cool huh.

Remaining
remaining sometimes...we get all screwed up. in our heads. really bad. and for the most important reasons, we are intellegent enough to pull it all together, for the better good of what/who we love the most. yet, still, we remain...all screwed up. in our heads. inside. really bad. how do we accomplish the infinite goal - not to remain. :)

It's Been A Beautiful Week
Beautiful weather, beautiful friends, and my beautiful daughter.. what more could a man ask for. I just wanted to tell ya all I'm thankful for each and everyone of you. Thank you for the time you spend chatting to me and all the wonderful comments you make on the pics. I hope you all had as beautiful a week as I did and I hope to hear from you all soon. Keith

Update On The Project
Well scarybirds is nearly sorted, got it upgraded to drupal 5, had the wysywig editor installed for the content, which is great. The script has been written for Fienderella by Tony Reyes which is excellent, as I think its fab, Stu and Tony and a couple of others have been frequenting the site. Have set a forum topic area for giving script critiques and we have three up there so far, one of Tony's called Waiting for Darkness which is excellent, the one he wrote for Fienderella and one of Stu's just now. I love being around creative people as you get a lot of sparks of ideas that can go places. Dave has been sharing his short stories with us and a few of us have been playing the nation states game on there which has given me a few ideas anyway hopefully now that I got one script together I can hopefully meet the machinima guy and have a chat with him about what would be needed to make them a reality. So yes I am very pleased indeed

Everyone Must Read This Please
OKAY I SEEE SOME GUYS ARE HAVING A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH MY CT WEDDING WELL SORRY IF YOU GUYS CANT HANDLE IT I BELONG TO KNOW ONE AND NO ONE OWNS ME SOOOOO EITHER BE HAPPY FOR ME OR LET ME KNOW AND I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM MY LIST AND YES I MET SOMEONE AND YES I'M HAPPY SOO LETS SEEE OUT OF ALL THE MALE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE ON MY LIST I HAVE LEFT ON MY FRIENDS LIST BY THE END OF THE DAY THIS IS PRETTY DAMN SAD BUT IF I HAVE TO REMOVE PEOPLE I WILL.. I'M CLEANING OUT MY FAMILY LIST TO I'M TAKING EVERYONE OFF IT TIL I SEE WHO IS LEFT AS MY FRIENDS BEFORE I ADD ANYONE BACK TO IT.. I WILL SAY SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP AND ACT THERE AGE.. IF YOU WANT OFF MY LIST JUST TELL ME AND OFF YOU GO I DONT HAVE TIME FOR DRAMA,BS OR CHILDISH GAMES THIS IS THE NET ITS NOT MY LIFE.... IF WE CANT JUST BE FRIENDS YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TELL ME SO NOW I'M GETTING BLUNT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRIENDS ONLY TELL ME.... AND OFFFFFFF MY LIST YOU GO THANK YOU SWEEET DESTINY

Who Is Jack Schitt
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son wi

21 Questions ..
1. Name? Bill 2. Age? 54 3. Location? Spokane 4. Height and weight? 6ft210lb 5. Marital status? Married 6. Think I'm Hot? Kinda sexy arent I. 7. Kids? If so, how many? 3 8. Would u have sex with me? Depends on who u are 9. Which do u prefer: No strings, attached, or relationship? NSA 10. Favorite Positions? all of them 11. Like to give oral? receive? both 12. How long can u last? couple of hours 13. Have sex outdoors? luv it 14. one orgasm or multiples? multiples 15. Loud moaner or quiet? loud 16. Like to use handcuffs? chains? padded cuffs 17. In control or be dominated? Swing it both ways 18. 3somes? group sex? on camera? OK 19. straight or bi? very straight up boys n girls 20. Horny all the time? define ALL 21. will u repost and send filled questionaire back to me so I can reply to u?

Angel Sleeping
FOR MY LITTLE ANGEL THAT IS SLEEPING WITH GOD... In the stillness of the morning When the light is dim and new. I see you, Angel sleeping. You look so sweet and delicate Like a china doll, brand new.. I see you Angel sleeping. I want to touch to wake you But I know that it's in vain. Because you've gone now my darling, Gone to never more feel pain... And my nights are cold and dark now, The sky is never blue.. Cause i see you, Angel sleeping. Always in my mind is this picture of you... The way i saw you, my Angel sleeping...

Deleting My Internet
I told how my man dumped me just befor we where to get married ...Turn's out he was fooling around on me.I warned his new girlfriend to be carfull so she dont get hurt cause she didnt know about us.Her respons,,,,, Thursday, March 22, 2007 Trespassing in someones happiness Current mood: cranky Category: Romance and Relationships I want to know why some people just cannnot see other people happy. Why must they thrive on other peoples pain, misery and misfortune. For example a couple together being bothered by an x cuz the x feels the need to be angry and vengeful. I have personally had my share of heartache but you dont see me hunting down any of my x-bf to make there life miserable. I would rather be out celebrating my freedom and joy of not being part of a broken relationship. I know there are some of you out there wondering about warning others about the betrayal they endured. Do you really think that the person wants to here from an x how terrible there

Dave Matthews
dave matthews & tim renolyds tickets went on sale today. at noon. so there i sit - ticketmaster window open. 11:58. ready to roll and rock. noon hits - i can't get two seats together to save my life. all gone. so i decide to see if a few ticket agency's online have them. SEVENTY FIVE HUNDERED DOLLARS FOR FLOOR SEATS?! ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MINDS?! .... apparently i'm not as i went to link to show you and they've already been sold. shit. i wish i had that kinda money to piss away on one night. oh well. what a night it would have been.

Some Handy Quotes ..
A friend of mine got me thinking about a good old man and his famous qoutes. I thought I might share a few of them. On Dichotomy - "It's too bad you're stupid, cuz you sure are ugly." On Brotherhood - "No, your brother isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you're a spoon." On Life - "Life is like a box of chocolates - it sucks when its empty. And meaningless. And filled with depression." On Inquisitiveness - "There are no stupid questions, just stupid askers." On Sports - "I'm sure there are worse athletes in the world than you, but they're probably hooked up to iron lungs." On The Fairer Sex- "I like my women like I like my coffee - silent and in the cupboard." On Existentialism - "It's okay; if we didn't have stupid people, we wouldn't have you." On Capabilities - "It's a good thing there's breathing, or else there'd be nothing you're good at." On Similarities and Differences - "Oranges are orange. Cheetos are orange. Yet they taste completely differe

Ensign: The Words We Eat
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 30 March 2007 At our second worship service this past Sunday, I was holding Sarah in back and she's at the age (just turned thirteen months Wednesday!) where she'll both grab anything in her reach and try to stick things in her mouth if she's really hungry. (Which she usually is on Sunday mornings.) After stopping her from swallowing a bulletin, I half-joked that yes, it is high in fiber but ultimately not good for you. Then I remembered there was one case in the Bible of someone eating a book . . . which inspired this week's Ensign. In the tenth chapter of Revelation, we're nearly midway through the apostle John's record of a vision God gives him while in exile. From chapter four onward, Revelation has been a chronicle o

Damn Shoutbox
Having a really good time as of late, am woking hard, playing harder even though i still have this damn bug... How you doing? My shoutbox aint working, well pissed off. anyone elses not working? The drive-by low ratings continue; how come ppl can do that without leaving there details? that sucks!! lol Sitting here late at work again! wiaitng for some puters to do thier stuff, but CT and lil chris on media helps the time pass a bit quicker. weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! xoxoxox

Some More Sex Questions ..
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Morning, afternoon and night 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? take my half out of the middle 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Yes 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Left 6. Candles or Incense? Candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Yes 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? Yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Stove top 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car 12. Shower or bath? Shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? No 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Both ... I can be moody 17. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 18. Do you own sex toys? Yes 20. Your favorite restaurant? Outback - Chili's 21. What did you hav

Passion......
BREEZE BLOWING THROUGH THE TREES I FEEL YOUR LOVE INSIDE OF ME FILLING ME WITH ALL YOUR LIGHT FILLING ME THOUGHOUT THE NIGHT. WITH EAGER KISS AND ROAMING HANDS THIS IS WHERE THE LOVE BEGINS POUNDING BODIES AND THUMPING HEARTS TEMERATURES FLYING OFF THE CHARTS. IN PERFECT BODY AND PERFECT MIND I WILL LOVE U TILL THE END OF TIME. ENDLESS NIGHT OF PASSION HOLD MANY STORIES THAT SHOULD BE TOLD.

Add Yourself To My Map
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends on cherrytap. Also I wanted to tell you that I have a map now put on my profile that you can add yourself to. So if you guys got time can you add to it. Thanks guys!!! Hugs and Kisses, Sarah (Never Said I Was An Angel)

41 Mistakes Guys Make During Sex
41 mistakes guys make during sex 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we'

Nsfw Can Kiss My White Azz!!
You kno what it is pretty pathetic when ur friends mark ur photos , that takes away from ur points bc u dont get points for NSFW photos! Really pisses me off i dont go round markin anyone elses photos and yesterday i dunno who but i think someone on here did that shit for spite , thnx asshole! Anyways i jus felt like venting and if this offneds u then ur prolly one of the fucks who go's around markin ppl's pics... well u kno what ur a butthole Lol Anyways jus felt like sayin this! Gon' post this is my blog also. I really dont like this NSFW stuff the way i see it is if ur at work uhh durr dumbass work is for work not for CherryTap ya kno! Wait till ur ass gets home and still even if u r lookin at it at work u have to click the shit to b able to look at it anyways so somethin caught ur eye u pervert ha!! So anyways thnx for listenin! Mwahh ♥ thnx to all those who have helped me level and get to the level i am!! ♥ ya bunches!! Heather ( Lexi )

Dreams Awaken
well good news all my love will be in rhode island with me in a week or two and im jittering in pure bliss maybe this is when the nightmare ends and my joy will be i jus hope my dities bless this but IM SO FUCKING HAPPY IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Love And Prayers For My Angel
Thank you again Everyone for your suport, for the love and prayers...it means more than you know. you are all in our prayers!!! Wake up to a Sunny Day Not a cloud up in the sky And then it starts to rain My defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around So open and exposed But I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my troubles When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Hittin' walls and gettin' scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken In a Million little pieces And your tryin' But you can't hold on any more Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believin' in your self When you'

Today Is ....
Today (03/20/2007) is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special. LMAO!! Hope your day is well :)

How Old Is Grandpa???
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: 'television 'penicillin 'polio shots 'frozen foods 'Xerox 'contact lenses 'Frisbees and 'the pill There were no: 'credit cards 'laser beams or 'ball-point pens Man had not invented: 'pantyhose 'air conditioners 'dishwashers 'clothes dryers 'and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and 'man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and e

Women Are Evil
Just had to do this has a blog also: Now remember when a women comes up to you in a bar & starts to caress your face seductivly! Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender .. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to

Music For The Soul
This will probobly be the most honest and open blog i will ever post. I don't even know why i'm posting it here but for the fact that i just had an epiphany and needed to vent.. So i woke up around 11:15 this morning a tad bit cumbersome *see..hung over* but generally happy. I immediatly sign on to myspace where Journey's Don't Stop Believing is blaring at my senses waking me up..along with the uber ginormous glass of ice water i'm chugging.. Either i have way too energy..i'm still drunk..or i'm surpemly bored..i opt for all three. But, I turn my cam press record and start dancing *yes i have proof* Half way thru the second song *Dj Sammy's-Heaven* I realize i don't have a mic on my laptop and i probobly look to an outside viewer *like anyone would see it* that i'm just having a 3 min long seizure.... Noting my mistake i sit down and continue to record myself just being a dork *i think that's the technical term* and sing to the cam... Then for some way out there reason w

Her
I see her all the time. Her flowing dress as she rounds the corner. The glow of a candle. But I hear her footsteps sometimes at night, And her voice singing some sad love song that makes me want to cry. The secret sypmpathy the silver link the silken tie with heart to heart and mind to mind In body and soul can bind. To have my satin butterfly in my arms again To feel her body close to mine to caress her touch her make her mine To touch her in places that no one else has ever touched To stroke her hair to have it fall around us when we make love To look into eyes and see my future

The Very Thought Of You
The seconds I count of each day of waiting for you. Holding the thoughts of you in my mind so close. Everlasting my love is just for you Nerissa. Very important you truly are in my life. Every day I don’t ask for anything but you. Reaching the stars for you I would if could. You I’d do anything to make truly happy. Together I know we‘re truly meant to be. Here I always am if you ever need me. Only you stay on my mind all day & night. Understand all of this I hope you can do. Going through life without you I can’t do. How much you mean to me you don‘t know. Things will work out with us I know for sure. Others will never have my heart like you do. Friends we’ll always be no matter what happens. You I’ve realized are truly my true love in my life. Only you being by my side makes me truly happy. Us together I just know is truly right to be doing. My love is stronger for you than anyone else. Your all I need and want in my entire life. Loving and caring about you I’ll n

All My Real Friends Please Help : )
I'm entering in my first contest here on cherrytap. Please come by and show me a lot of love. The winner of the contest gets a 3 day blast. If i win it will be my first blast i have ever had. So All My Friends Please Help Me : )

My Thoughts
Ah -you thought I'd be the type You could forget And that praying and sobbing I'd throw myself Under the hooves of a bay Or I would beg from the witches Some kind of root in charmed water And send you a terrible gift-- My intimate, scented handkerchief Dammed if I will neither by glance nor groan Will I touch your cursed soul But I vow to you by the garden of angels By the miraculous icon I vow And by the fiery passion of our nights-- I will never return to you

Talking In Bed
.Talking in bed should be the easiest Laying together there goes back so far An emblem of two people being honest Yet more and more time passes silently Outside the wind's incomplete unrest Builds and disperses clouds about the sky And the towns heap up on the horizon None of this cares for us nothing shows why At this unique distance from isolation It becomes still more difficult to find Words at once true and kind Or not untrue and not unkind

I Hid My Love
I hid my love when I was young 'til I Couldn't bear the buzzing fly, I hid my love to my despite 'til I could not bear to look at light: I dare not gaze upon his face But left his memory in each place Where ever I saw a wild flower lie I kissed and bade my love goodbye I met him in the greenest dells Where dewdrops pearl the wood bluebells The lost breeze kissed his bright blue eye The bee kissed and went up singing by A sunbeam found a passage there A gold chain round her neck so fair As secret as the wild bee's song He lay there all summer long I hit my love in field and town 'till the breeze would knock me down The bee's seemed to sing ballads over The fly's bass turned a lions roar To haunt me all summer long The riddle nature could not prove Was nothing else but secret love I loved you, even now I may confess, Some embers of my love their fire retain, But I do not let it cause you more distress I do no

If U Saw Me In Your Bed...
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion !!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good_ howd u get here? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! And see how many ppl want u in their bed. You might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

To Be....
To be wanted ~~ by him To be kissed ~~ by him To have an orgasm~~ by him From shadows into sunshine As I promised to take you To the special places in My private and public world But most importantly I want to Show you the absolute power Of love. Just how long can I Continue to ignore these logic- Crushing urges and these Irrational emotions? The night was muggy however the breeze Was blowing across the bay.

Connected....
By: Allen (DARLING**) You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives.

A Pray
i'm not asking for a lot i guess here, it was raining for about 1 week now, and in 2 days it rained what usually rains in a whole year there are almost 30.000 evacuated people, 50.000 damaged houses, 2 persons died and 3 are missed... the weather alert continues for Buenos Aires and another 5 provinces (states) I'm looking right now through the window of the office and i see how the lightenings are flashing outside, how the rain isn't stopping... I hope it stops soon, my prayers for all this families

If We Had Sex ..
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply TO MY INBOX so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you multiple orgasms? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked/sucked you? 20. Would you date me? 21. Would you do it tod

Satin Butterfly...
I see her all the time. Her flowing dress as she rounds the corner. The glow of a candle. But I hear her footsteps sometimes at night, And her voice singing some sad love song that makes me want to cry. To have my satin butterfly in my arms again To feel her body close to mine to caress her touch her make her mine To touch her in places that no one else has ever touched To stroke her hair to have it fall around us when we make love To look into eyes and see my future

Message Of The Day ..
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2007, even me.... If you get 3 back, you are a great friend

Pepsi Pork With Rich Gravy
Pepsi Pork with Rich Gravy 4 pound pork roast (can use chops or steaks too) up to 6 lb. 4 medium russet potatoes-peeled and chopped in 1 inch pieces 6 carrots-peeled and chopped in one inch pieces 1 package dry onion(or onion mushroom) soup mix 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 can Pepsi or Coke Brown roast on all sides. Place in crockpot. Place carrots and potatoes around the roast. Mix together onion soup mix, Pepsi and mushroom soup and pour over the top. Cook on low 6-7 hours. The gravy from the sauce is delicious on potatoes or rice. Note: I always add a can of sliced mushrooms to the mixture too.

Politically Incorrect ..
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "DOUBLE BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He has "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." Or as I like to put it he not "Balding," he's getting more head! 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL BUTT" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL I

I'm Moving
I'm moving to a new house just a few streets down from where I am right now. I have not seen this house yet, but I can tell that it will look better than this one. The guy that owns the house that we are in now is selling it and wants us to move out. I was not too happy when I heard this and I thought that I was gonna scream my head off. But don't worry about me, I will be fine and I will be back here as soon as I can. I luv you all so much! -Tricia

A Dirty Whore??
Dirty Whore??? eh eh I think someone needs to make me a Dirty Whore just because it sounds so good. Anyone want to make a party areound this drink??? just an idea a dirty whore ........ 1 part Rum 1 part Citrus Vodka 1 part Vodka 1 part Blue Curacao 1 part Tequila 1 part Peach schnapps 1 part Triple sec 1 part Lemon-Lime Soda 1 part Sour mix prepare several shot glasses. this is supposed to be only a shot. in a mixing tin combine all the ingreadients and shake well until your tin is frosty. pour and enjoy.

A 6th Fan Group, Wow!!!!
I'm trying to make sure that I support all of the groups that I see that are started for me becuase I think it's important..so if you get a moment..check this one out too! thank you much Another fan group!

Rock Candy
Rock Candy 1 Glass jar or drinking glass 1 Piece of cotton string 1 Pencil or stick 1 Paper clip 1 Food coloring (optional) 1 cup Water 2 cup Sugar Additional sugar Tie a short piece of cotton string to the middle of the pencil or stick. Attach a paper clip to the end of the string for a weight. Moisten the string very lightly, and roll in a bit of sugar (this will "attract" the sugar crystals from the syrup to the string). Place the pencil or stick over the top of the glass or jar with the string hanging down inside. Heat the water to boiling, and dissolve the 2 cups of sugar into it. For the biggest crystals FAST, heat the sugar-water solution a SECOND time, and dissolve as much additional sugar as you can into it. Add a few drops of food coloring to the solution if you want colored candy. Pour the solution into the prepared glass or jar and leave undisturbed for a couple of days. Depending on how much sugar you were able to dissolve into the water, y

Bare Truth ....
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Humorous Stash !!
The weekends here yay ! I've added some funny picture to my stash to kick off the weekend !! Take a look at the pics and joke section of my stash. Enjoy and please leave a little lurve (((hug))) Thanks Lin xx

Baked Cheesy Cauliflower~
Baked Cheesy Cauliflower 1 head of cauliflower 2 Tbl flour 2 Tbl butter 1 Cup milk salt and pepper 1/2 Cup green onions chopped 2 T. chopped roasted pepper 1 Cup sharp cheese grated 1/2 Cup buttered breadcrumbs Cook cauliflower in boiling water for 8 minutes. Use enough water so that it covers the cauliflower. Water should be boiling when you add the cauliflower. At the end of 8 minutes, remove cauliflower from water and rinse with cold water to stop the cooking. Drain while preparing sauce. Melt butter in a small saucepan. Add flour and stir until blended. Gradually add milk, stirring until smooth and thick. Add salt, pepper, roasted pepper, green onions and cheese. Stir until cheese has melted. Place cauliflower in a baking dish that has been sprayed with oil. Pour sauce over cauliflower. Sprinkle with the breadcrumbs. Bake at 375°F. for 25 minutes or until slightly browned. Serves 4 - 6.

Pineapple Drop Cookies
Pineapple Drop Cookies These are my absolute favorite cookie. They come out very thick and soft. 2 cups sugar (I use 1 cup regular and 1 cup brown) 1 cup margarine-softened 2 eggs 1 tsp. vanilla 4 cups flour 1 tsp. baking powder (rounded) 1 tsp baking soda (level) 1/2 tsp salt 1 small can crushed pineapple-undrained 1 cup chopped walnuts (optional) Cream margarine and then add sugar. Mix well. Add eggs and vanilla and continue mixing. Sift together dry ingredients and add to egg mixture, alternating with crushed pineapple, mix thoroughly. Add nuts if desired and mix well. Refrigerate dough for an hour or two. Drop by spoonfuls and bake in 350F oven for about 10 to 12 minutes.

My Son
I know sometimes my blog becomes a place for me to express my frustrations with life... and share the drama, the obstacles, the crossroads that I stand at trying to make decisions. So this time I will write about my son.. the happiest part of my life. David will be 12 on April 14th. Last time I measured he was 5'3", and that has been awhile. He has always been big for his age, being 23 1/2 inches long when born. He does great in school. All A's the first 2 marking periods. He plays violin and sax. Tomorrow he will be playing his violin in a District Orchestra. :) He sings in the choir as well. He plays soccer in the spring and fall. He isn't an athletic kid, but he tries and loves to be out playing with the other kids. Soccer season starts in a few weeks and then I will be seeing him every weekend. I know it means a lot to him that I go to the games, so I make the trip for every game, even scrimages. He prefers playing defense to offense. He is the type of kid th

Head
I have said it before and I will say it again....I love to give oral sex. I mentioned in a former blog(myspace)that I have the feeling I used to be a man in a former life becuase I appreciate a good blowjob. I would never joke about sucking it...I would never start and not finish....and there is no way any of that cum isn't getting ingested. I love every aspect of sucking it. My favorite thing to do is put it in my mouth while it is still limp, and feel it growing. Everything about it excites me. I like to run my pursed lips up and down from the base to the tip on the underside, then barely poke my tongue out, letting my lips round the tip and let it slide in my mouth, then back out, my hand starts to squeeze slightly, moving up and down. My other hand would be holding your balls gently, my tongue roving over them, then under, sucking them into my mouth, my hand still stroking your cock I moan loudly and you feel it vibrate. I look at you while I put my mouth back to the tip, m

41 Mistakes Men Make During Sex!
1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most of us act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do we fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like we're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?

Motivational One Liners...
* If you can't win...make the person ahead of you break the record. * It's the person who has done nothing who is sure that nothing can be done. * Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. * Your day usually goes the way the corners of your mouth turn. * The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm. * Your attitude dertermines your altitude. * They dont' pay off on effort...they pay off on results. * Do what you love...love what you do...and deliver more than you promise. * Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. * Where you are going is more important than how fast you are going. * We are judge by what we finish, not by what we start. * Practice is essential. Practice doesn't make perfect. Practice makes permanent. Only perfect practice makes perfect. * If you want to be the leader of the pack, you have to be willing to stick your neck out in front of the others. * Of all our human resources, the m

One Skillet Corned Beef Hash
One Skillet Corned Beef Hash 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 onions, chopped 4 potatoes, peeled and chopped 4 carrots, peeled and chopped (optional) 1 lb(give or take) leftover corned beef, chopped 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 5 tablespoons cider vinegar Heat oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Saute carrots, onions, and potatoes until slightly browned, reduce heat to medium and then cover and cook for about 10 minutes, turning once. Stir in corned beef. Season with pepper and add vinegar 1 tablespoon at a time, cooking for 3 to 5 minutes in between each addition. Partially cover skillet, reduce heat to medium-low and cook, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until potatoes and carrots are tender.

Da Poem
It's been a bad day I'm getting used to it now another sad day I'd cry but I dunno how I'm drowning in thoughts of how things used to be my chest was shut tight complete w/ purity It's out in the open should've kept to myself I'll learn from mistakes take my heart off the shelf my soul has now left my body alone and it's far too much hurt for my heart to come home I give it up now there's no way to win Without you here my world still spins It's been a bad day I'll try to let it not show another sad day and I'm just letting go....

Sometimes...
So many things people tell each other..sometimes its to make them understand..sometimes its to make them feel better..sometimes its to hurt that person...I dont understand why we even speak sometimes..Ive heard so many things these past couple weeks that Ive just got tired of listening..I know what I hear and then I turn around and its something to just keep me from askin questions or just shut me up..I dont know..Wish I had selective hearing sometimes because all Ive been hearing lately is lies and insults and put downs..Sometimes Everyone Should Just Shut Up!!!

Some Wiccan Info
Hey all! I know this doesn't pertain to everyone....as not everyone is Wiccan. I have had a few requests from friends about wicca...and between my kids, hubby, home, work, and rotten computer I feel as if I am letting you guys down. I promised to send you messages with info on good reading materials and/or net sites where you can garner as much info as possible...So, I am posting a blog instead. I think this way anyone with questions or concerns can help themselves to the info at their leisure without having to worry about saving it somewhere....lol First are some books. Remember that most books written are done so by the authors personal desires and what truly works for them. Keep in mind the most of the basics regarding wicca and the ceremonies are pretty constant. The laws, the rules, etc. Everything else is personal fluff by the contributing author. Also, by NO means am I saying run out and purchase everyone of these! Goddess knows I could NOT afford that! Pick on

My 'tired_of_the_drama_bullshit...just Delete Me' Bulletin
Tired_Of_The_Drama_BullshitI see that two people that I consider friends were for some reason or another going at it, I am talking about the beef between my great friends GothiqueTemptation and Lestat of L.D.C.F, well from what I get he did something in his past, she found out and was thinking of telling people what is already public information if a person knew where to look..Also.. I want to stretch this fact as much as I possibly can...they are both fucking adults.. so what ever was done in his past ..and what ever she was planning on doing with that information the whole second and third parties hosting their opinions was unnecessary and unwanted...what the fuck is this second grade..the kid bullshit "you say something about my friend and we jump on you" I must have been sadly mistaken when i thought that this was a site for people 18 and up..If you are one of the people who continuously repost the bulletins which just draws this bullshit out longer please click the link below and

Moments In Life
MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along t

I Hope I Find My Everything
i hope one day i find the love of my life ....this song seems like a good wedding somg if i where to get married oneday Music Video:ALL MY LIFE (by K-Ci & JoJo)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Bad Day !!!!!!
You know some days it just dont pay to get out of bed.Today is one of those days I should have just covered my head and said to hell with it!!! That is until about 4pm then I'm outta here,IT's PARTY TIME from then til I decide to come home!!!!!

Bible Vs. Cell Phone
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill. Makes you stop and think "where are my priorities"? And no dropped calls!

Ah, Bridgeport!
Head-on collision on Interstate 95 A Bridgeport man driving the wrong way on Interstate 95 near exit 30 in Stratford Saturday evening struck another car head-on in the left lane. Jiovany Guzman, 36, of Linen Avenue, was charged with driving under the influence and other violations, when he hit a car driven by Jaime Scerba, 28, of Suffern, N.Y. The accident was reported at 10:58 p.m. Scerba and a passenger were treated and released from Bridgeport Hospital.

Masterpiece
It’s easy to make a painting seem more harmonious by toning down the colors and blurring the forms. But the spirit will be lost. Bold brush strokes and freedom of expression, without regard to refinement and conventions, are necessary in art and in life if a masterpiece is to be created. But you have to know what you’re doing to make it work. - Chris 3/29/07

I'm Sorry For My Pessimism
Really... very sorry for being so down lately. With my operation coming up- having my lower intestines removed- (April 5th... wish me luck- and a fast recovery... and hope they don't find cancer) you would think fate would be just a little more kind. Nope.... all at once the bad news starts pouring in from every corner of my life. Starting with my boyfriend leaving me. Nice timming don't you think? My brother decided to enlist... he's going into the special forces- well done bro, thanks. And other little details, that alone seem trivial, but compounded seem foreboding, like a granite tower of obstacles. Anyway... not looking for pity or sympathy... I want to appologize for the little breakdowns I seem to be having along the way. Seems like the closer I get to my surgery- the less optimistic I can remain. Please just be understanding and patient... I'm distracted too... so when I don't have time to talk or I blow you off- understand it's not you. I'm strong- I tend to rebound from

Baddest Cherry Contest Now Open!
CONTEST IS STARTING FRIDAY MARCH 30, AND WILL END APRIL 12TH @ MIDNIGHT FIRST PLACE WILL GET A 3 DAY BLAST AND GIFTS SECOND PLACE WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST AND GIFTS THIRD PLACE WILL GET A FEW GIFTS FOURTH PLACE WILL GET A GIFT.. HERE IS YOUR CONTESTANTS PLEASE SHOW THEM LOVE...

Life
I guess thats it bob will be gone i cant seem to find anyone to wanna hang out with me or go out with me or just talk, I used to be on my space but nobody there would talk to me, So I thought cherrytap was the answer but i guess not I have been to damn near every, personal, and friend network page and still cant find someone who like me so i will be deleting my profile, and just sit in my lazyboy chair and waste away I hope everybody has a great and full happy life. Not like anyone is reading this, if you are you probaly made a mistake. Farwell, o'sweet cherrytap.

Just A Little Something For The "normal" People
HEY this is a personal blog to all you snobs out there who think your better than somebody else. For the preps who think that since their jeans cost $200 that they are better than us "normal' folks. Well guess what you may think that your better because you look like the "perfect" people in the magazines but your just another cliche. Another pointless watse of space. Your fake and you have no personality. Us "normal" folks know how to have fun, look good, and still keep our personality. Sorry to break it to ya but if you don't have a personality all you'll ever be is an eyecandy for someone to show off. So please do us all a favor and get real. Life isn't about gossip or clothes and if this offends you then guess what fuck off cause i don't care! FUCK BEING PERFECT!

Learning To Livehippyma
Learning to Live Somewhere, somehow, I lost myself My dreams, My hopes, my heart. I got lost in a gloomy place Picking my life apart Surrendering to my heartaches I played the victim so well Allowing all the wrong doing To take me to my personal hell But finally after all these years From this nightmare I am beginning to awake A little lost in a daze From a horror that makes me shake But it is all over now I'm learning to live with my eyes open wide There is no reason to run any more There is no more dark secrets to hide I am beginning to find myself again Enjoying the blessons in front of me I am Learning to Live again From my past I am finally free

Kicked Off Plane For Coughing...
HONOLULU - A 16-year-old girl who caught a cold during a school trip to New York was kicked off her flight home because she was coughing. Rachel Collier was removed from the Continental Airlines plane as it was about to leave Newark, N.J., for Honolulu earlier this week. She had fallen asleep after boarding the plane with about three dozen classmates and woke up coughing and gasping for breath as it was about to take off. "Everyone was looking at me," she said. "I couldn't talk because I lost my voice coughing so much. I was panicking." The flight attendants gave her water, and a doctor on the flight said she would be OK to make the 10-hour flight. But the captain returned the aircraft to the gate to drop off the girl and one of her teachers. Rachel said she started crying when the captain told her to leave. She and the teacher finally made it home the next day. Teacher Maile Kawamura, a chaperone for the spring break trip to New York and Washington, D.C., said she was

Trina's Space
hey wildeyes this one is for you. Here is a different problem for you. Do i have the word sucker written on my forhead a be nice about it. seems like everyone i know in my family (immediate) likes to screw me and i hate it. I am new at this so bare with me. hey if you have time and i know that you guysa are going to be home maybe ill stop by.

Dark & Jealous Ep - Out Now
My 3rd release and my first on the new sister label of Oryx Music "Axum" is OUT NOW on DJDownload, Beatport.com and JunoDownload.Released exactly 1 year after I started experimenting with my own sounds it blends Progressive House, Techno and Electro (you know by now I have to do my own thing ;) ). Released on the eve of my birthday. It also features another storming remix by Lucas Greenberg and my first vocal track "Jealousy feat. Narosis". Thanks so much for helping to make this a fantastic year. Its all down to you. Select the images below to purchase:- Get your own Flash MP3 Player

The Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, Lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicke

To Ravendreamer, Bellarose
The two of you have no reason to be at my page you are both no longer part of my life got that you have lost the priveledge of being my son's godmother's and you have lost the priveledge of talking to me or anyone in my family and i would appreciate you leaving me and the man i am with alone and i mean it he is living with me and you can both go to hell for all i give a shit cuz your both backstabbing whores that use men for what you can get from them. i am not a saint but i have never used anyone for anything especially not EJ like the two of you have and taking money from him is not the way to make a friend i never asked him to help with my bills that was his decission it was his decission to quit his job to help with Daemon not mine i asked that he get his shift changed that was it. So both of you need to leave me and my family alone got it cuz i am tired of the fighting with EJ because both of you can't get it through your heads that he is back in my home if ya dont like it don't

Thought I Say Something
Hi how is it all going ..hope it is all well..am from sunny Scotland (how long it last i don't know)the weather am talking about it is sunny here.So what you all been up today,Well i started my day at 6.30am with a cup of coffee, i am not sleeping very well..So much going in my brain it rattles some time ...I take it on here it is pot luck if some one comments on your blog.

Eric Icxtac Barry User #651004
this m/f right here decided he'd block me from his profile after having his jollys with my nude pics. This is the only way to warn other ppl about him. It's my dumb ass fault I should have known better now who knows what he's done to the pics and frankly his penis wasn't big or average it was just there.

Back In Action
hello all my wonderful friends, I'm back, in case your wondering where i was. Then stop now take a pee break, grab a snack and snuggle in, it's story time. Last sunday the 26th my sister fell off the back of her couch while she was trying to hang blinds. Yes not the brightest thing to do, but hey we're not perfect. Now we didn't think anything of it, till i got the text at 5 in the morning that she was in the er getting x-rays done. So i rush up to st. marys, which is about and hour and half from me. Kelly my sister, had a concusion and a twisted arm with ripped muscles. Because of the injuries she can not be alone. So I've been getting up every morning to beat rush hour traffic so i can watch her, then driving home each night to be with ryan. Which just from home to kellys house is about 3 hours round trip. But to make matters worse she is in the middle of sepration from her life partner. So i've been carting her to the bank, b/c amy tried to strip the account. The lawyers office

Need Help In The Over 40 And Sexy Part 3 Race !!!
PLEASE Help Me In The Over 40 And Sexy Part 3 Race I Need ALLLLL My Friends To PLEASE Start Bombing My Pic...Just Sign Away And Help Me Get To The Top.....PLEASEEEEEEEE...The Link Is Below :) Thank You To EVERYONE That Helps Me Out Here....Hugs 2 ALL....Shirley (SweetTexasRose)

Hello To All My New Friends!
Hi everyone! Thanks for all your warm welcomes and for adding me as your friend! Sorry if I am a bit slow at setting things up here....Its a pretty busy place :) If ever you would like to chat with me and I am not here feel free to add yourself to my yahoo messenger...my handle is samanthawatches or cum check out my work page...its pretty hot :) http://www.baycityblues.com/girls/samantha/index.html Have a great day!! Hugs and Kisses; Samantha

7 Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7t

Contest That Need Help
THIS IS MY CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOLD I WOULD HELP. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LAX IN HELPING THEM AND I AM GETTING ON IT, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT BY HELPING THEM. PLEASE RATE, COMMENT AND REPOST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, IF THERE ARE ANY CORRECTIONS LET ME KNOW. AND IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED, SEND THE LINK AND DETAILS IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND I WILL ADD YOU, AND COMMENT BOMB YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TOO. REDHAWK@ CherryTAP PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A CONTEST OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT, SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH THE LINK AND I WILL POST IT HERE AND IN A BULLETIN FOR YOU. AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY CORRECTIONS LET ME KNOW. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK HELLCAT FOR THIS IDEA IT

Wd-40
WD-40 I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clea n it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect thei

More On Me
So I am going to move to Arizona with this wonderful young man that I fell in love with and he in love with me...I wake up in California and have a smile that won't quit...I smile any way at everything in life...things just seem beautiful when your workin on your own dreams..I can't believe I lost that for a time and went thru depression, drugs, isolation, and suicidal attempts. I can see now that I overcame such hardship and struggles within...I firmly believe we don't go thru things for no reason the reasons may be to make us a better person (always should) or for the benefit that you may be a part in saving another human life thru your story, your pain, your victory, and your strenths...... I'm free and clean of drugs...no more living life like I want to die...I don't take all the chances anymore...And pain was overcame by the love in my heart when I learned acceptance...

Loyalty And Love
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?"--but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you t

Over 40 And Sexy Contest
OKAY GUYS...THE DAY IS HERE! I can use all the help I can get, so plllllllllease...drop by, show me some of that CT love, that I've been experiencing here. I've got the best group of friends anyone has ever had, so I'm countin' on you to help get me through this. BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB

Venting Frustration
I know I haven't posted any blogs...however, I am severely upset, and I thought that maybe this may serve a therapeutic purpose..hehe. Anyway, my story starts like this...I made friends with a woman who happened to be going through a divorce, and was in a jam for a babysitter. I have been a single mom, tryin to make it on my own, so when I saw an opportunity to help, I did so. I became her babysitter. Now, I have 2 children of my own, and she has 3. Therefore, I had a total of 5 children in my little Hyundai. Due to lack of space, two kids had to sit in the front passenger seat. They are always in a seatbelt.. I NEVER drive without being sure everyone is buckled. I was stopped yesterday, and now have a court appearance for this. I now I am supposed to follow the rules, but i just feel like I am being punished for trying to help someone. I can't just go buy a new car to have room for someone else's kids...also, the reason for the ticket is the fact that the 7 year old wasn't in

Honesty
Why is it no matter how long or much you care about someone they can't be honest with you? Does anyone know that? How could someone that your friends with let people talk shit about you behind your back and agree with them. In the in the next breath they talk to you and never mention it. Pretend everything is fine! And one last question why would some that is your true friend let them get away with it?

You're In Love...
When distances get you but still you hold on When boundaries limit you but still you move on You’re in love. When the thought of losing someone gives you, shivers When there is no space for fears You’re in love. When you find perfection in imperfection When everything around you is about satisfaction You’re in love. When you wait willingly When you hide and show simultaneously You’re in love. When you feel happy and sad at the same time When you hold on and let go at the same time You’re in love. When you feel that you’re living two lives at all times When your name gives rise to another at all times You’re in love. When everything inside you is beyond the measure of words When you’ve got endless prayers You’re in love. When you say without thinking When you know without hearing You’re in love. When hearing a name makes your days forever When there’s a hope of growing old together You’re in love. When you find happiness in someone’s smile W

Beer Vs. Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming beer, you could barf ~ definitely disgusting. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not driv

End Of The Road (see Note Below)
Note: This was written about a good friend of mine who passed while we were going through chemotherapy together. As it is something that is extremely important to me I would appreciate it if you would talk to me before ripping it. Thanks! You were there during the worst days of my life Gave me hope when there was none to be found I could see you when they put me under the knife I could hear your voice when they brought me back to life AS there is a beginning to everything there must also be an end Farewell my friend you will be missed I lay a rose down on your casket Hold my tears as I walk past it Its so very hard to let go When you reach the end of your road We spent our days watching time turn its back on us Deathly ill it was us against the world One will make it they said and one will sadly pass I just wish it had been me not you that became a thing of the past As there is a beginning to everything there must also be an end F

Is It Love???
For all you people who say “love you” when you have no clue what love is exactly!!! something to ponder upon… Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest?? It isn’t love, it’s like. You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?? It isn’t love, it’s lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off?? It isn’t love, it’s luck. Do you want them because you know they’re there?? It isn’t love, it’s loneliness. Are you there because it’s what everyone wants?? It isn’t love, it’s loyalty. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?? It isn’t love, it’s low confidence. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don’t want to hurt them?? It isn’t love, it’s pity. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat?? It isn’t love, its infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?? It isn’t love, it’s friendship. Do you tell them everyd

Letter Lol
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knif

~show Your Southerngal Some Love & Support~
Ok my friends, I was entered into the best Morphing pic contest. It starts today at 2 so stop by and show your sweet friend some luv and support. Comment as much as you like, it counts. Luv to all my friends.... The link is below... >

Payment
When it's time to catch the next bus I am going down town to see what the fuck is going on. I should not have to deal with this bullshit. I should get my check and be on my merry way to work . Actually I should automatically have direct deposit. I really hate this bullshit. Sometimes I wish i had just gotten that job at macdonalds and dealt with people who probably irritate me. Only a few more minutes and then I go to catch the bus. It's times like this I think to myself...If only I had applied myself in school.

First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl

Hi There
hello to all my ct friends. i thought i would send this out... on april 13 ill be haveing back surgery done. its a scary thought i know. all iam asking is for all of you to keep me in your thoughts and preys. i will not be on ct april 12 and 13 and 14. i will miss you all very much. thank you for all the cards and gifts that you have sent me over time. now i know that all my true friends are here on ct. love medic

Loyalty In Marriage??
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."

What Age Do You Act?
You Are 24 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

About Me Updated
Sent by: Fuck You...Bitch Name: Mark Gender: Male Location: MASSACHUSETTS, UNITED STATES, Date of Birth: 13th Jun 1982 Looking For: Friendship, Interested In: Friends Political Views: Who Cares What Mark's Up To: CherryTap Current mood: Calm Where I am: Somewhere In,Massachusetts I'm listening to: 107.3 Waaf I'm watching: Boston Red Sox,New England Patriots I'm thinking about: Life I'm playing: Final Fantasy Xll,With myself I'm annoyed at: Fake friendships/bitches online I'm hating: Imatureity Offline I'm looking forward to: New friends on here Mark's Favorites: Favorite Music: 107.3 Waaf, Metallica, Tool, Eminem, Nine Inch Nails Favorite TV Shows: Boston Red Sox , New England Patriots Favorite Movies: Final Fantasy Advent Children Favorite Cuisine: Fried pork chops with applesauce and carrots and butter yummm Favorite Pizza Parlor: Papa Ginos Favorite Restaurant: Id rather cook a home m

Muscular Dystrophy Ass. Donation
“ Please copy and paste the below link in your browser to read more. I am asking everyone to Help me make bail ($1,300.) for Mscular Dystrophy Asso. "Jerry Kid's" . This is or a good cause. Need bail by April 20, 2007. Thanks To All Donations https://www.mdaevent.org/ParticipantInfo.aspx?j=b9cd70ef-ae0b-4514-81dc-7b8067f93ba1&t=c5e92910-3775-4af2-9b47-b67a5dc41f0a

To Find Inner Peace
I'm passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to find things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace. Hope you are having a good day and able to finish at least one thing you started!

Please Hear What I'm Not Saying
Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled, for God's sake don't be fooled. I give you the impression that I'm secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as without, that confidence is my name and coolness my game, that the water's calm and I'm in command and that I need no one, but don't believe me. My surface may seem smooth but my surface is my mask, ever-varying and ever-concealing. Beneath lies no complacence. Beneath lies confusion, and fear, and aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness exposed. That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind, a nonchalant sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is precisel

Blog Love!
Blog fell out of the top 10!!! If you are reading this make sure u rated it! Muah I have to go to yale today with my daughter(the one with CP) Shes seeing a pediatric orthopedist for her muscle and bone pain. Ill be home 4 ish! Miss me!

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Tgif....
It been a good week it went by fast...Start a new job...Good money the hours kind of suck but thats OK...Plus it what I'm use to doing..Working at Pilot Travel Center...Love to work with the public make the time go by fast...Claire doing good growing everyday...Puppies are growing too..Sarah find out she having another baby in Nov...we are hoping for a boy baby this time..Then their done having babies...Im going to have 2 grandbaby that enough for a while...Claire's already a hand full dont know what she going to do with 2 babies running around...Call Nana to come get one LOL...Well have to go have to run after ClaireBear..Bye bye for now..Have a Great Weekend..

Give Peace A Chance
I've been sitting here listening to Woodstock 1969. Now, at the time I was 12 years old, experimenting with drugs and getting caught up in all the anti-war activism . My son has brought to my attention that at the time the college students were leading the way in protest and the public was rallying not to far behind. I know there have been protest against the U.S. aggression in the Middle East, and a large portion of the population is against the war, but there is also this shadow of complacency across America. While we may be against the war, we also feel we can just block it out of our sight and out of our mind. That is unless you know someone over there. A major difference between the Vietnam Conflict (it was a fucking war!!!) and the Iraq War is that the soldiers in Iraq are volunteers. Their number didn't just come up and off they went. I know young people in my community that have joined the service because they just couldn't find work. They felt trapped and the only

My Sons Farewell Words To Iraq
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 Brotherhood 1st off I want to start by saying as much as I hate this country I would come back any day of the week, not because I like war or the adrenaline rush of getting shot at and shooting back, but because of the brothers to my left and right and all the others, I would do anything for any for the guys I've grown to know and love and they would do the same in return, The secondary goal here besides the mission is to bring as many of your brothers back home safe to live another day with their loved one's. Despite the harsh facts that going to combat your gonna have casualties. It's just a fact we can't avoid no matter how good you are or how much high speed training you have somebody's gonna get hurt or worse, you just expect the worst and hope for the best, and pray every chance you get. Well I'm gonna end by saying thanks to all my brother's and the families and friends that have sacrificed so much through this whole ordeal. Want to t

This Is Aggrivating
I had a feeling they were going to fuck this up and they did. I got hosed by my work place. If i had just swiped my card and ignored those cocksuckers I would not be in this predicament. I should have had my check for both weeks and yet here I am pissed as fuck waitign for my money for the week before. I am going down there before work to settle this shit one and for all or quit and find another job.

My 'dark Enigma Month Blasts' Bulletin
A great friend of mines, has entered a contest to win a month long blast, go BOMB!! the hell out of her entry, and repost so that she has a better chance of winning this one...The contest is over once the contest Holder CT Daddy reaches Godfather and then the person with the highest amount of comments will get the month long blast, The person who comes in second also get a gift, so go bomb the hell out of her

Love Is...
Love is a game Just meant to be played. Love is a phrase Just overly clichéd. It's dominated by cheaters, Players, & rule-breakers. Where three words often said Are lies spoken by fakers. Love is an emotion & hormones are the cause. Love is perfection That brings out your flaws. Young ones are swayed Into believing that it's real. Soon conscious of mistakes, Next fear is what you feel. Love is a wish Desired by so many loners. Love is a sight Shown off by its owners. ( something I found that actually has meaning for a few at the moment...) It's a sad pathetic world When love is only wanted, For the sake of having it, & for it to be flaunted. Love is a drug, Addictive and strong. Love is a toy. & you're strung along. The endings are painful, Yet again you will start, To end with more lies and tears, & another cruelly broken heart. Love is a reason To be treated like dirt. Love is an excuse, An excuse to get hurt.

Tricky Taco Cup's Yummy
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup ground pecans * 1 pint chocolate or vanilla ice cream * 1-3/4 teaspoons water, divided * 6 drops green food coloring * 1-3/4 cups flaked coconut, divided * 4 drops yellow food coloring * 6 waffle ice cream bowls * 6 tablespoons whipped topping * 3 pieces black rope licorice, cut into 1/4-inch slices * 9 maraschino cherries, patted dry, halved SERVINGS 6 CATEGORY Dessert METHOD Freezer PREP 20 min. TOTAL 20 min. DIRECTIONS Place pecans in a shallow bowl. Drop small scoops of ice cream into pecans; roll to coat. Place on a baking sheet; freeze until firm. In a large resealable plastic bag, combine 1-1/2 teaspoons water and green food coloring; add 1-1/2 cups coconut. Seal bag and shake to tint. In a small resealable plastic bag, combine yellow food coloring and remaining water; add remaining coconut. Seal bag and shake to tint. Place coated ice cream balls in waffle bowls. Sprinkle with green coconut. Dollop with whipped topping. Sprinkle with the yellow coconut and l

Tgif !! It Is Already One Of Those Days, Lol!
Need to make a fast dash back to the Middle School! Major disaster ensuing - I FORGOT TO GIVE DAKOTA HIS ADHD MEDICINE ! Oh, shit!! What was I thinking? More like, I wasn't thinking this morning. Geez!! Damian and Tim have officially moved out, to an apartment about a mile or so from here. I wish them well! Damian could use all the prayers and positive energy he can get! I'm not sure he's ready for Tim, lmao! Dakota's dreads are so cute!!! Yes, I will take pics of him this weekend, lol! Finally got over to see Aidan, my niece Maria's new little boy! What a cutie! So I got my new baby fix, 2 hours worth! Ah, Heaven!! Yes, I love newborns and small infants; it's my favorite age for a child, I think! Maria is also doing well; tired, but doing well, lol! I'm off to work! Yes, it's another busy one. If this keeps up, I definitely will be self-supporting by the end of the year! Thank the God and Goddess, yes indeed! Have a wonderful day everyone! Much love and warm hugs to all

Update On The Babies...
I came up with an idea, after thinking about the babies for a while...I put them in a glass bowl with their nest and put them back in the cabinet...now I'm thinkin' another female will hopefully come and take care of them.... Sssshhhhhh....I know, I know, stupid...then you will have more mice in your house...And, yeah...they are just mice...but it is different for me... I checked this mornin' and feel alot better now...yep, you got it, no babies in the bowl this mornin'...now I have mouse traps in the house (the glue type), and they will be caught again one day soon, then they will be taken to the woods and let loose...why didn't I do that in the first place??? They didn't even have their eyes open to see, they wouldn't have made it... ALL living things deserve the right to have a fighting chance in this world, when their eyes open they will have a fighting chance to atleast see what is coming their way, and to get away... Thank you all who read this, for takin' a moment to

Love Or Money
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

David And His Birthday
Well David made a choice about his birthday and Easter. He is coming here for his Easter break. To him that is the most important thing because its a longer time with me. He also informed his mother that following the party and Chucky Cheese she is to bring him to me. He told her while on the phone the phone with me last night.. he stood his ground as to what he wanted and did not give in to her. :) She tried to take this weekend away as well, but he said no to that as well.

Ouch
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about - sex. 9. You have to believe that hu

Florida Couple
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't

Baby Blues
While the actual color of our uniform shirts is stated in the catalogue as "Cerulian blue" I am now one of University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey's "Baby blue's" This actually refers to two things. One, since my shirt is blue and not white, I work the street rather than work the street and a desk. The second is that I just started there. I think I like Cerulian blue better, it has a calming effect visually and aurally. Try it yourself, just say "Sir'OO lee anne Blooooo" You gotta love it. I think I need it since I haven't seen home for any purpose other than to shower and change clothes since Tuesday morning, and I am working on 4 hours sleep in the last thiry six, I'l be chanting, Cerulian blue all the way to bed. Peace out.

Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You?
Which Seven Deadly Sin are you? Lust- Sex is a major part of your life. You don't love, only chase tail. You will make love to the wrong person and end up with an STD.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

19 Ways To Win A Girls Heart
19 ways to win a girls heart: 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then

This Can Be A Great Day
If it seems you're having a difficult day, that's not really the case. Though today you may have experienced certain difficulties up to this point, those difficulties do not have to define the day. The rest of this day will be what you make it. You can choose right now to make it positive and productive. Those difficulties and frustrations that had you thinking this was a difficult day can quickly be left behind. You can in fact make this a truly great day. Take a deep breath, and be sincerely thankful for the experience and the wisdom you've already gained today. Then point your energy in a positive direction. Choose to make this moment a turning point. Instead of allowing random events to control your attitude, select an attitude that will move you forward. This is a great day. Beginning right now, you have what it takes to live that reality. -- Ralph Marston

Caring
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purp

Someone Please Enlighten Me...
Im not trying to come off as a cry baby or anything but what the fuck is it with all the players?? Why cant people just be honest... I am furious,, is there a damn thrill in playing on someones emotions and breaking their hearts?? If it is a thrill then it is one sick, fucked up demented one that I choose to just not be a part of.. I really feel for the nice men and women out there that are truly genuine and real because the asshole players make it damn near impossible for anyone to be trusted....

A Plot Is Hatching, Saith The Birdie.
Is there already a family or lounge on CT for support and discussion among people and families of people with autism ("lower" and "higher"- functioning varieties both - able to function with more and less need, relatively speaking, for support to live independently; I need _quite_ a bit but still contribute to my own, some on the other hand need a lot more still and in _that_ limited sense (financial) do not... that's higher vs lower, that is.) (note: I'm already part of a support group offsite- I do mean on CT :) ) or just for any other reason- just any grouping- for there already seems to be an informal one, a fact that pleases me a whole lot. And I keep planning to nap and as usual getting distracted. I did get better sleep last night, and intend to, this will help with the headaches; I need to pay rent, work, exercise today, not a busy day but I need to remember my sched. So a brief nap -now- and then ... Eric

I Am Yellow????
Your Aura is Yellow You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others. While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you. The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor What Color Is Your Aura?

Hi To My Friends
HI there to my family and friends just want to say hi and lets have fun and keep it real and honest. I'm going to build a better friendship with everybody on here , rule 1 1. have fun 2. need a friend to talk too 3. be honest and up front and be yourself friends like you better than way. 4. show respect to your friends that show respect to you I don't cyber sex I think it is stupids, I think building a strong friendship is the most important thing. love you all eric

Wee Girl & Brickies.
Wee Girl & Brickies. This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next-door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave her very own Hard Hat and gloves. At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two p

Farmyard Humour
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell

To Those Who Don't Know
My patner horse took these photos and his job is putting up lights and running the control pantals and making sure every band music is set up just right for each band so check out thr papa roach photos on my default album

How's Your Attitude?
Your Attitude is Better than 15% of the Population You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat! How's Your Attitude?

One Of My Better Poems. Hope You Like It.
The Dream You Live Today By J. S. Monti When your dreams became reality, And the fairy tale comes true. Did you stop to thank the many folks, Who cared to see you through? In times of trouble and in need, You called upon their names. And willingly they came to you, Like moths unto the flame. And now you think you did it all, Your fantasy come true. Could not have been with any help, Cause in truth twas only you. But that truth that lingers on your lips, Tastes sour now I’m told. For in this latest victory, Your soul was bought and sold. So now comes the harsh judgement, Upon those who’s backs you tread. For no good deed goes unpunished, In the world inside your head. How dare they think to spoil it. How dare they question you. The pain, the work and suffering, You alone went through. So in this little world of one, Where your favorite word is “I”. You grumble bout no gratitude, From those who stayed near by. But aren’t these the same fol

A Submissive's Blackboard Lessons
A Submissive's BlackBoard Lessons by Torms Tiara Copyright Torms Tiara, 1997 All Rights Reserved I will not carve my name on the the flogger handles I will not spank others without Masters permission I will not aim for Master's head I will not yell the Safeword in the grocery store I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum I will not yell fire everytime Master lights a candle Funny noises are not really funny I will not slap Master with my bra Punishment is not boring or pointless I will not call Master "Dr. Death". I will not defame the Eulenspeigl Society. I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party. I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting. I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.A burp is not an appropriate response to Master. I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work I will not yell she's tie

What Is Your Expression Number?
Your Expression Number is 5 A total multi-tasker, you have a wide variety of talents. You're very versatile and able to change at a drop of a hat. A free spirit, you crave change and adventure. Clever and quick witted, you can convince anyone of anything. You can do anything you desire... though this sometimes gets you in trouble! Very popular, you're always thinking up new ways to entertain and amuse your friends. Your restless and impatient attitude means you don't stay with projects for long. You tend to be erratic and scattered - it's hard for you to focus. You often find yourself in a state of flux with constantly changing interests. What's Your Expression Number?

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
You Should Have Been Born Under: Your most comfortable inside your head - and often daydream the day away. You have an artistic temperament that makes you seem creative to some, eccentric to others. You avoid conflict at all costs, and you have a difficult time with relationships. Attractive and with good manners, you tend to shine in social situations. You are most compatible with a Pig or Rabbit. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

Bratty Slave Contract ....
Bratty Slave Contract .... 1. Master is always right, except when He isn't. When He isn't the slave has the obligation to bring to Master's attention His incorrect perceptions and false notions, and then make fun of Him till slave boast that she has corrected Him for the 100th time. 2. The slave has the right to hide any of Master's toys she does not like. Master then has the right to use the toy on the slave. if He can find them. Ehmmmm. which He won't. 3. The Master may be under the impression the slave has done something she should not have been doing. The slave may then point out that not only did she not do such a thing, but also is under strict obligation to tell Master who did it, and Master is to believe her even though He knows she is lying. 4. The Master owns the slave totally and has all rights to her body and complete say over how she behaves. The slave has the right to respectfully and politely request things of her Master, over and over again if need be With t

Holy Crap What Is Going On?
OK OK Like I said I am an AMerican Idolaholic and I have watched it every season since it started. I have missed very few shows and have voted when the feeling hits me. I am so damned confused!! Are people def or are they just out of the room when Sanjaya performs. I don't understand what the deal is. I was watching the news yesturday and there was a report on this subject and the news anchor stated that there are people out there voting for him, they know he sux, and are still voting for him because they hate the show so much. Look people there are shows on that I can't stand but I don't mess with your programs. It just frustrates the hell out of me. People always ask me how I can watch the show. Well here is why I watch it. Ok I know that people struggle in the industry for years ( some of them all of thier lives and never make it) and I see Idol as a way for them to get reconition if they are good enough to be in the industry and want to try to skip some of the trials and tribulatio

What Planet Should You Rule?
You Should Rule Venus Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds. You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself. Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others. While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic. You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself. What Planet Should You Rule?

Do You Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
ok old video as you can see... i'm not even sure i like the video lol but the song fucking rocks! and its ozzy so you have to like this one! here's No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne The light in the window is a crack in the sky A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye A levee of tears to learn she'll never be coming back The man in the dark will bring another attack Your momma told you that you're not supposed to talk to strangers Look in the mirror tell me do you think your life's in danger here, ya No more tears Another day passes as the night closes in The red light goes on to say it's time to begin I see the man around the corner waiting, can he see me? I close my eyes and wait to hear the sound of someone screaming here No more tears (Spoken:) It's just a sign of the times Going forward in reverse. Still, he who laughs last Is just a hand in the bush. So now that it's over can't we just say goodbye? I'd like to move on and make the most of the

For Nurses Seeking An Experienced Assistant.....
Are there any Nurses out there, who need an experienced assistant.. ?? Perhaps the below can give you some info on my qualifications.. as an unlicensed, but practising Gynaecologist Someone, who has been commended for his exxxquisite pelvic examinations.. There has not been any complaint so far from any of the patients, although many have returned for more examination... iUnfortunately, most of them requested that the lights were switched off... maybe it was due to the fact that others could hear them !!! So those ladies who go to Quacks and complain... Please think again.... I don't and am not aware of the official policies, but you can be assured of a fairly good but extremely satisfactory job... So think again before you go to a quack.... Nurses ...do let me have a feedback please.. Also can be reached at any time.... Frequent patients have been provided with instant telephone access via the below sample.... Call me and I shall come...

Hello To All My Cherry Friends
To all my cherries this is Christina and i have a favor to ask you all my younger sister was involved in a car wreck last night i was at the hospital all night last night she is in stable condition now. But they do not know if she will ever walk again so to all my friends can you please keep her in your thoughts n prayers than you very very much. and i may not be on very much the next few days well im heading back to the hospital soon thanks once again my cherries love you all Love Christina

Ammused
I am chillin on CT and watching VH1 Classic, love when I take off from work! Anyways this Volvo commercial cracks me up. It some guy down and out and holding a sign saying the end is near. A guy drives by telling him his Volvo is under 17 grand. You then see the man, in disgust, throw the sign in the trash can. I know, this is a lame blog, but it doesnt take much for me to be entertained!

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Are 92% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Speak Ya Mind
Isn't life grand!! We have the right to express exactly what we feel...when we feel it! So why you waiting to say something?? You could have had so much more just by saying what you thought...yep. Thought of Today: If I said I Love You...I really do. If I said I need you, I really do. If I said Come To Me...you'd better get in the car and get here!! LOL

Are You Destined For World Domination?
You Are Destined to Rule the World You have the makings of a very evil dictator... Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?

What Do Your Hands Say About You?
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be relaxed and uncomplicated. You don't read too much into things. What Do Your Hands Say About You?

Are You Cutthroat?
You Are More Cutthroat Than You Think Yes, you do have that killer instinct lurking in you. And while you may not be actually cutting throats anytime soon... You certainly don't mind clawing your way to the top. Are You Cutthroat?

What Color Is Your Psyche?
Your Psyche is Blue You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you. By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go. While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side. When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding What Color Is Your Psyche?

Equal Time!
I believe in equal time and equal access! This is to balance the previous blog! 19 ways to win a girls heart: 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outsid

How Much Sex Appeal I Have
You Are 66% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Yum! Chocolate Jesus!
Nude Chocolate Jesus Angers Catholic League Candy Statue Created Anatomically Correct POSTED: 8:46 pm EDT March 29, 2007 Email This Story | Print This Story NEW YORK -- The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights is calling for a boycott of a New York City hotel that plans to display a chocolate sculpture of a naked Jesus during Holy Week. Sculptor Cosimo Cavallaro calls his Jesus figure "My Sweet Lord," and said viewers will be invited to lick it and eat it before it's taken down on Easter Sunday. A press release advertising the sculpture to be displayed starting Monday at the Lab Gallery at the Roger Smith Hotel describes it as "Jesus, the 485,460-calorie Messiah." http://www.wesh.com/2007/0330/11442998.jpg

The Empire Is Peaking Out?
We were asked yesterday what was the value of an education: The BBC reports: "The US has lost its position as the world's primary engine of technology innovation, according to a report by the World Economic Forum. "The US is now ranked seventh in the body's league table measuring the impact of technology on the development of nations. "A deterioration of the political and regulatory environment in the US prompted the fall, the report said." Alan Blinder writes in the Wall Street Journal that globalised competition could cost the United States as many as 40 million jobs over the next two decades. Fifty years ago, America was the world's most competitive economy. Now, Asians have an edge when it comes to low cost production, and Europeans have an edge when it comes to innovation and high quality production. The Empire is peaking out. What will it do when it can't pay its bills?

Difficult & Easy...
Easy is to get a place is someone's address book. Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart. Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them... Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to pray every night. Difficult is to find God in small things... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. D

My Desire
In the still of the evening without sunlight to intrude. I see the twilights in your eyes as the moon sets up the mood. Playing music softly and slow while romance feels the air. I can't help but feel aroused the very moment you come near. You submit to my embrace while candles flick their flame, I can tell the smell of my perfume seems to drive your lust insane. As I look into your eyes you run your fingers through my hair. I taste the sweetness of your neck as I kiss right by your ear. You whisper words of love as I answer with a sigh. And in a very sexy way, my body comes alive. You're the heat of my desire as we slowly come undressed. You then start to lay down as you welcome my caress. You have a sexy body, I have a taste you can't resist and my breast show some response as you touch them with a kiss.

1000, 100, 10, But Only 1
My mind is filled With thousand thoughts And lots of them Are already spilled My hand has written Like a hundred poems Of memories that Shouldn’t be hidden At night I treasure Ten beautiful dreams They all are about the things That bring me pleasure But in my heart There’s just one girl One that I love From the start

Music May Not Help Me
So while music may not help me Get out of my funks Get into a better mood He does, He puts a smile on my face Makes me laugh, Makes me fell Loved, desired, cared for, held While he may not hold me all Night long, I can hold him I can be there for him Like he is for me. No need to discuss it No need to waste our night on it Just him being there makes it all better Just his voice, his touch, his kindness The way he tells me to stop asking questions The way he holds me The way he is determined to pick me up. I like that you can't sleep without me I like that I want you next to me Most nights. Not Bruno, but you. I like that there doesn't need to be labels Or us going insane, rushing this, that is Not needed, We are smart, and doing what feels right. You feel so good, You smell so good You make me feel like I could be happy You make me see the light at the end You make me so happy when I am with you I don't think I have ever felt this way Not with

Completely Honest Profile?
So I am playing "follow the bouncing profile" and hopping from profile to profile randomly when it hits me.... What if a guy was 100% honest in his profile? And I am not implying that guys are outright lying now... they are just editing and filtering themselves to be socially acceptable. But what if..... What if the "About Me:" box went something like this? _________________________________________________ Hi! Im Honest John and I am just here for the pussy! I'm not 6 foot plus... more like 5'6" I'm not weight proportionate either... I got a bit of a belly. The pics of me are from before I went on an eating spree. I am easily 5 years older than I say. Maybe 10. I have a bald spot and a receeding hairline. PLEASE Ignore the Hair growing in my ears... I do. Thats not my harley in the pics, it belongs to my taller, thinner, better looking coworker. Thats also his Vette. Dont tell him I snuck into his yard to let my World of Warcraft buddy take these pics of me! Oh yea

A Neverending Dream
a neverending dream everynight he comes back but is still don't know the end then I always wake up a neverending dream the dream about you what we want to do but I still don't have a clouw a neverending dream I want to know the end but the end doesn't come I can't pretend a neverending dream I wated for the night so I can sleep and I can find the end a neverending dream a dream of you Mabay they doesn't want me to find it maybe is it to hard and i still have to pretend Pretend dat it doesn't care what the end of us is and what is going to happend to save us

I Can't Understand
This is the third time now, how can this be? Someone I want so bad doesn't want me. He looks at me so nice, I look at him so sincere, but when it's time to touch, he doesn't want me near. Can you please tell me what is wrong with me? Just you tell me what type of person you want me to be? I am always so nice, I am always so sweet. So tell me why the bad girls always have me beat?

This Needed Saving For Posterity!
This little gem came across as a Bulletin, but I think it bears saving and reading on occasion! Some of these "mistakes" are not necessarily mistakes, if they are negotiated first, lol! There are times when rough, pounding sex is just what you need - at which point, it is NOT a mistake, lmao!! 41 Mistakes Guys Make During Sex! 1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. We often forget we have a porcupine strapped to our chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side t

Today, Tomorrow
Today I sit and think a while, while underneath the blue. Tomorrow I will show a smile, as soon as I see you. Today I dream a simple thing, though it seems so unreal. Tomorrow I'll still be in spring, since it is you I feel. Today I love the things you say, and everything you do. Tomorrow I'll still feel this way, for I've fallen for you. Today I wonder how you are, worrying too much. Tomorrow it won't be as far, close enough to touch. Today I recall the things I've seen, but no one quite like this. Tomorrow you'll still be so pristine, I can't wait till we kiss. Today I dream tomorrow, tomorrow I'll dream today. I'll never be in sorrow, as long as I feel this way.

Just For Her In Responce To The Phone Call
My Gift To You by Lonely Shadow I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

Your First Time......
It's your first time. As you lie back..you feel your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tear

Points To Ponder
Points To Ponder If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following: There would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere (Both North & South) 8 Africans 52 would be female 48 would be male 70 would be non-white 30 would be white 70 would be non-Christian 30 would be Christian 89 would be heterosexual 11 would be homosexual 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States 80 would live in substandard housing 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education 1 would own a computer When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent. The following is also so

Hey U
Hey u all... Be nice to me and i am nice to u.... Easter is coming up..... Have a great Easter now matter how u will spend it.. I start tonight but will not be a naughty woman as i can be...just ask my man.... Behave.... ok...

As We Walk Our Path Of Life
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The Farmer And The Old Mule
The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery. Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back, a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back: he should shake it off and step up! This he did, blow after blow. "Shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on sh

Ever Been Scammed?
Good Morning and Happy Day it’s Friday and the start of another weekend. Any plans this weekend or you just taking it easy? I have heard that saying before, “Hey Take it easy” I have also heard people reply “I will take it any way I can”… Hmmm sounds like a personal problem. But, my wish is the same as it would be any other day of the week. I am hoping your day today as well as your weekend is wonderful, I mean that. Ok on with the assorted this and that’s for this day Friday March 30th. Have you ever been scammed? I mean, bought something, or was told something or just went somewhere and what you thought you were getting, buying seeing was not as you pictured in your mind. The seller (scammer) pulled the proverbial wool over your eyes so far as you had bend down untie your shoes to lift it off. I have been in sales for over 30 years. Started working right out of high school at ALL PHASE ELECTRIC and seem to care enough about the business that I stayed to this very day. Yeah there hav

Friday Links: Kurt Russell, Lazlow, Good Morning Horny Houswives, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Live In Chicago On Monday, New Videos
Oh crap... HOT NAKED BRITISH GIRL ON PALTALK...Show Totally Derailed Again... LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Friday and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram has a hell of a show in store for you today, boys and girls! Kurt Russell will be in studio with the show promoting GRINDHOUSE, which opens today. Our buddy Lazlow (whose show airs on XM 202 tomorrow night from 9pm to Midnight EST) will be hanging out, and hopefully talking about Grand Theft Auto 4, which comes out later this year for the XBOX 360 and PS3...and the game trailer looks AMAZING! Remember, if you want to see any of these guests LIVE in studio, fire up your Paltalk. Of course, you could also be looking at all of the NAKED BOOBS that distract the hell out of us on a daily basis... or the women showering... or the pussy shaving... yeah, we get distracted easily. Just install the Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Live' (and no, you don't need a webcam to check out the video fe

Veil In Twilight
I thought I saw a shooting star tonite passing quickly in the inky sky, but then I blinked-it disappeared, soon after, I began to cry. I fold myself within soft walls, as I hear his voice begin to sing and so I sink beneath the world, because I feel that familiar sting. I rise above the frigid ground, twisting and writhing out of night and so I wake to that warm glow, stretching and reaching towards your light. And there I lay so content because your embrace fills my empty void, but then you change the tune you’ve sung, seeking a newer life to destroy. If my blinking past tears were like this abyss you left within me, then I would be washed away, drowned in your sea of apathy.

Update Again
Well my sister had the surgery. 4 hours long which isnt too bad. they removed an abcess that was growing on the outside of her stomach and leaking toxins into her body and a few other choice procedures thatI will spare you the gnarly details of. She will be on a feeding tube for the next few days. Then hopefully she will be able to go home and get back to a normal (well semi normal after all she is MY sister lol) life. For those of you that have shown your concern WE thank you from the bottom of our hearts. love you all huggles Bren TrollDoll

Random Thots
Have you ever asked yourself why ppl are so cruel? or what someone has crossed ur path an left a trail of destruction behind for you to tread on? or why is it that With certain ppl you get along so well with right off the bat? The world so vast an unpredictable are we the product of recycling? our past lives actually true? if so how could you deny the fact you meet the oddest ppl over the internet yet Befriend them faster then anyone else you've met? is it cause your attitudes clicked? an he/she understood you? What ive come to undstand is the human race is a devious being capable of lies an pain but why? is it because there is nothing left to feel but pain? is what happened in the past that strong? that one must continue the cycle unto others?... As for those legitable friends that you can trust were those few created from the same mold if so it would explain why we get along with certain ppl a small similiarity a common trait a problem an event a trauma something in the pas

Can't Stand The Night
ACCEPT CAN'T STAND THE NIGHT Fallin tears, a broken heart Here I sit as time goes by cause all I had has gone forever Cant stand the night The fun we had, I knew so well That somethin so deep inside That last few days have been pure hell Cant stand the night Love - you tore my world apart But still I cant escape You touched and you hold me The nights are hard to take I know her body, her hair, her eyes I know she should belong to me But shes a one mans girl forever Lovin deeply why not me Love why do I take you And why do you take me Take my breath, or you take my heart All you give is pain A curse upon your name Cant you see it isnt right Cant stand the night Tell me where I have gone wrong Give me a reason why Tell me how to win her back Cant stand the night Love why do I take you And why do you take me Take my breath, or you take my heart All you give is pain A curse upon your name Cant you see it isnt right Cant stand the night

Be Thankfull
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference. It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

Renewed Challenges??
I might have been an ADD or ADHD child that never was properly diagnosed as one, or perhaps, I have developed it as an adult; I simply do not know. What I do know is that I need to feel challenged often. If I am not challenged, I am seeking out other ways to be challenged. For instance, when I was younger I had to go to a Speech and Hearing Center to help with my speech. When I got older, I got involved with the Toastmaster's organization and performed many speeches so that I am much more comfortable speaking before groups of people. After my husband's death about 5 years ago, I found myself needing additional challenges to keep me busy. I completed a degree and started blogging. I do so love blogging as evidenced in my many blogs (many of which are listed in my iWIM website under the "Creative Writing" heading). Last year, I had attempted to get involved with Blogcritics.com wherein I had an article published through them. They are different than your normal blog s

Boobies
Further to my blog 'Green Tea': Breastfeeding alone cuts HIV risk Breastfeeding is the 'best option' for mothers in developing countries Exclusively breastfeeding until a baby is six-months old can significantly reduce the risk of mother-to-child HIV transmission, an African study says. The South African researchers compared solely breastfed babies with those also given formula or solid foods. They say breastfeeding carries a low transmission risk, but protects against potentially fatal conditions such as diarrhoea and pneumonia. They say it is the best option for most women in the developing world. Breastfeeding remains a key intervention to reduce mortality Professor Hoosen Coovadia, researcher In the developed world, the risk of mother-to-child HIV transmission has been cut from 25% to under 2% because of the use of antiretroviral therapies, exclusive formula feeding and good healthcare support. But these benefits are often unavailable in the d

Fire Rainbow
THIS IS A FIRE RAINBOW - THE RAREST OF ALL NATURALLY OCCURRING ATMOSPHERIC PHENOMENA. THE PICTURE WAS CAPTURED ON THE IDAHO/WASHINGTON BORDER. THE EVENT LASTED ABOUT 1 HOUR CLOUDS HAVE TO BE CIRRUS, AT LEAST 20K FEET IN THE AIR, WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ICE CRYSTALS AND THE SUN HAS TO HIT THE CLOUDS AT PRECISELY 58 DEGREES.

Military Wives
we wear no uniforms blues or army greens but we are in the military in the ranks rarely seen we have no rank upon our tired shoulders salutes we do not give but the military world is the place we live. we are not in the chain of command orders we do not give but our husbands are the ones who do this we cannot forget we're not the ones who fire the weapons who put our lives on the line but our job is just as tough we're the ones left behind. our husbands are patriots brave and prideful men and the call to serve their country not all can understand behind the lines we see all the things needed to keep this country free our husbands make the sacrifice but then so do we but we love the men we married though soldiering is what they do but we stand among the silent ranks known only as military wives

Trial Of Tears
11. Trial Of Tears Under the sun, there is nothing to hide Under the moon, the stranger waits inside People disappear The music fades away Splashing through the rain I'll dream with them one day It's raining, raining, On the streets of New York city It's raining, raining, raining deep in heaven I may have wasted all those years They're not worth their time in tears I may have spent too long in darkness In the warmth of my fears Take a look at yourself Not at anyone else And tell me what you see I know the air is cold I know the streets are cruel But I'll enjoy the ride today It's raining, raining, On the streets of New York city It's raining, raining, raining deep in heaven I may have wasted all those years They're not worth their time in tears I may have spent too long in darkness In the warmth of my fears As I walk through all my myths Rising and sinking like the waves With my thoughts wrapped around me Through a trial of tears Hidden by d

Metropolis
The smile of dawn Arrived early May She carried a gift from her home The night shed a tear To tell her of fear And of sorrow and pain She'll never outgrow Death is the first dance, eternal There's no more freedom The both of you will be confined to this mind I was told there's miracle for each day that I try I was told there's a new love that's born for each one that has died I was told there'd be no one to call on when I feel alone and afraid I was told if you dream of the next world You'll find yourself swimming in a lake of fire As a child, I thought I could live without pain without sorrow As a man I've found it's all caught up with me I'm asleep yet I'm so afraid Somewhere like a scene from a memory There's a picture worth a thousand words Eluding stares from faces before me It hides away and will never be heard of again Deceit is the second without end The city's cold blood teaches us to survive Just keep my heart in your eye

Seasons Change
A Change Of Seasons I remember a time My frail, virgin mind Watched the crimson sunrise Imagined what it might find Life was filled with wonder I felt the warm wind blow I must explore the boundaries Transcend the depth of winter's snow Innocence caressing me I never felt so young before There was so much life in me Still I longed to search for more But those days are gone now Changed like a leaf on a tree Blown away forever Into the cool autumn breeze The snow has now fallen And my sun's not so bright I struggle to hold on With the last of my might In my den of inequity Viciousness and subtlety Struggle to ease the pain Struggle to find the same Ignorance surrounding me I've never been so filled with fear All my life's been drained from me The end is drawing near... "Carpe diem Seize the day" I'll always remember The chill of November The news of the fall The sounds in the hall The clock on the wall Ticking away "Seize the Day" I hea

Allegory
From the shoreline, I can barely make out the movement. It's too dark out there, all those thousands of miles to the horizon. Only the moonlight on her eyes lets me know she's still out there, looking back at me balefully. It seems like years I've been standing on this rocky shore, where once she stood with me. The sun still shone, then. The loathsome sun that illuminated that wretched isle on which she stands, tattered, the light no longer emanating from her once effulgent hair. Worn. Weary. Only her eyes let me know it's still her. Her frightened eyes. No other trace of her former beauty remains. Her little prison had seemed so pretty then; the sand glistening in the sun. Soft, warm sand. The rocky slab underfoot could not hope to compete, I suppose. Still, she'd loved this place once. But one day, while I napped under that loathsome sun, she swam, leaving a note not to follow. She swam with every inch of her, swam until it seemed to me that her heart must surely burst from

Coked Out Writing
Driving, for hours in our past. A man swivels forth, and cries a good riddance. I swerve to compel the disenchanted feeling, of the death rising. We fight off, in the green style of a planet unborn. Dreams they refer it. The warmth of his body relieves the tension of our, muscles inclined. From the right bumper, he clashes the insides, where the gaskets blow. We tremble in the thought of murder deafening our ears. A sizzle flash, water corrodes, the blood staining the glossy paint, that shines a dusty comfort zone, in between our hearts and seatbelts, for safety. Strolling away from the wash ever so badly. Lights blaring across the night. The sound destroys confidence, within. The gas inside the tank, fluffs sugar before I push the pedal. Incompetent to pay amounts, for continue of the miles. Insanity kicks in, when we arrive in to the door. A beautiful abode we enter, but the red skies flood these heads. I yell for god, bug among the d

We Moved!
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Coked Out Writing
Wood, cracked, holes, morning! Bright eyes open with sheaths of white residue, plotting to exchange the register, of suicidal tenacies. In protection the spors eject fire, in the desire to hold all projects, built to last the disaster. Wood, cracks, holes, pouring. Rain delights stress that fractures, bones when minds collapse. Red eyes fufil the need to....? Wood, cracks, holes, bleeding. When they came, they wilted, in the dust that followed, their beating, un defining pride in, one single conflict, of love and unconditional, sorrow. For one child that emits sporadic achievments, that strike the world insane. would you cry insane? would you cry to sleep? shouldn't you weap for something greater than life. think not, and able the matter to be irelevant, for this wonderful cause, Life, foundationless, deliberative, and adquate. By:OCEAN

Perspective
So, I just finished watching Pursuit of Happyness. It was a fabulous movie. It really helped me put things in perspective and made me realize that what I'm doing is truly the right thing to do. I am working 2 jobs, donating my plasma twice weekly, and picking up every single odd-job I can find. I have pawned all of my movies and everything else in my house worth something. I still come up short. This is all so I can keep my house and my kids (my pets) all the while paying off my debt from when I was a stupid teenager and my crazy, horrible ex that ran me and my bank account into the ground. It'll even out eventually and everything will be fine. It just sucks to high heaven right now... but it's worth it.

Me And Being Different
all my life i have never fit why i because i am different. I have been short all my life, been the one with the odd since of style, the one with the so called forbidden sexual orientation, the one with the disability, the one look at as the outcast , the freak,the one in school everyone shunned , yeah thats me. all my life i have struggled to find where i fit in. i try my hardest to help everyone out, i try to be a friend , i try to be there for my friends , i put everything i have into whatever i feel strongly for, i give have both emotionally, spiritually,and physically and i know no other way to do it. i give it my all until i have nothing more to give , but even then i keep going why because i care and when i care thats just who i am and what i do. despite doing all that it always ends up the same way, with me being tossed aside like a useless piece of trash. the reality is i was never cared about never respected and nothing i ever did was ever appreciated, it was nothing mo

Finally!!!!!!
1 more day to work then i will have 9 days off, cant wait been working 50-70 hrs a week since july thank god for vacation time. tomorrow i have to go in early but will get off early maybe even only have to work 8 hours would be nice to have a short day but i never count on it something always happens.

Author: The Heart Of Every Marine Wife
you think you know but you don’t have a clue im the brunette standing behind you in line at the grocery store eyeing up the newest "support our troops" magnet while paging through the newest issue of cosmopolitan the look on my face is complacent and my thoughts are a thousand miles away on a military base that's only been described over the phone i'm the young girl in the next car with the windows rolled up and tears in her eyes because the local radio station is playing love songs that bring memories to my thoughts my heart breaks a thousand times... im the girl who visits the marine wives support group website at odd hours of the night to find some kind of comfort for that lonesome feeling that has settled in the pit of my stomach im the girl who will willingly sacrifice my family, my hometown, my friends and everything i've ever known to follow a military man clear across countries & oceans im the young woman who swells with pride every time i see my Marine stan

New Original....3/30/07 At 2:50 Am
i yearn for darkness tired of the light the quite of the night is better than the chaos of the day i want to wrap myself into all of the shadows of the night because the warmth of the sun makes me shiver with fear the peaceful of the darkness the exoctic feeling of the night bring me to extasy to the height of fullfillness wrap your arms around me engulf me in your soul surround me in the shadows of your complete darkness i no longer see the light engulfed in yor pure darkness wrap yourself around me in the safeness of the....... darkness original by dawna wright 3/30/07 at 2:50 am

Love???
love? to me love is the hearts desire to portect and serve to someone who is precious to u and means more to you then life itself. and to my sweet,and sexy i love you even when you get mad. and you kno i do. p.s. sry i make u mad :P but u better have a smile on that lovly face i care about

1,2,3, And More
take a shot for me two to make it better three to open me up four to completeness five to a little closer six to you seven for me eight still not enough nine still not open ten here i am eleven WOW you've got me twelve extasy now.... i need nothing..... original by dawna wright 3/30/07 at 4 am

Cyber Girl Of The Year 2007 In Jamaica
I know you all have been wondering where in the world has "Breann" been. JAMAICA!!!! Sorry about that, I was not able to let the secret out so I had to be distant for a while, hope you understand. I had an amazing time out there. It was incredible, when I arrived at the airport I waited for the Playboy crew. Once they arrived we went through customs and waited for our bus to shuttle us to our location. The location was a hour away from the airport. The drive up was pretty neat, just their way of living out there its really makes you appreciate what you have. When we arrived at our location, Good Hope Plantation, we were greeted by the manager of the Plantation and the waitress with fresh lemonade. It was amazing, the best I have ever had. I knew right then and there this was going to be an awesome trip. Lemonade my absolute favorite! The manager showed us around the Plantation, which was incredible. I got to choose first out of all ten bedrooms what room I wanted

Felt Tears
Ever notice that when you have been crying,that you feel those felt tears later on hours after,after they have dried?And you think what was it that you were crying about,And sometimes that it feels like you have been crying all day long,there is no shame in someone crying,wether you are a man or a woman.A good cry is deserved now and then,And it helps,Wether or not you let people see your tears or you cry alone in private,...Don't let anyone tell you don't cry,If you want to cry honey,go ahead and cry.people who don't cry are cold and heartless,lost souls,A good friend taught me that,...I always feel after a good cry that there is warmth,and that you can breathe again,...

For Us Military Girls
*You complain that your boyfriend/husband has worked late all week and have barely seen him---I look forward to the two weeks a year we spend together. *You complain b/c he doesn't call you enough---My heart is thankful for the 15- second phone call I got last Tuesday in the middle of the night! *You whine to you friends about how much you miss him already because he is on a two day trip with his parents---I haven't seen him for 7 months now. *You don't fee like making love tonight because you are too tired---We will stay up all night because we don't know when it will be the last time. *Your boyfriend/husband belongs to you---Mine belongs to the government. *Your boyfriend/husband is training for his game next weekend---My boyfriend is trained to kill. *It's just not practical for you to drive an hour to see him every weekend during school---He spends $700 dollars on a plane ticket just to see me 2 days. *You hate hanging up the phone when talking to him---My hear

Marshmallow Hair Do.
another by the grizz: For the lady who stares at my fat hairy chest Wishing SHe could touch it, being better than the rest INstead she roasts a marshmellow and chucks it at me Laughing an evil laugh, one with no pity She maked it land on my chest Leaving her mark, one of the best Now she walks away, giggling like a fool Not seeing me as i follow her with a haircutting tool In the end of all of this fun which is too true I have a Cupcake brand, shes got a Grizzly Bear hair do We both laugh and giggle at the other ones mark Not leaving the other til its dark.

Still Waitin 2 Die
Looking around is all i can do There is nothing left in my cold black heart the feelings have left and i don't know why. Have i gone completely cold inside this heart of mine. To me all i see is life all around yet no one sees me and i am there walking amongst them with a cold hearted stare. My children they are the world to me yet i have no feeling but my cold hearted stare. It seems as if i have left but yet i am still here only to have this cold hearted stare. Why is this happening to me what have i done to feel this way. Looking around is all i can do. I visit my boyfriend through a cold prison window and what i want to do is break it down with my fist and yet all i can do is look at him and stare like a zombie with a cold heartless stare.

My Long List Of Faults
1) i think that ppl are going to start accusing of things i havent even done (guess that because im often blamed for others mistakes n fuck ups) 2) i dont let many people into my world, and when betrayed react violently (again betrayal and abandoment are big issues for me) 3) i dont often tell those closest to me how much i love having them in my life ..instead i take them for granted assuming they will always be there then wonder why one day the up and leave...... 4) im too hard on myself, always beating myself up for things i cant control and had no part in creating (like my very existance) 5) being long winded..im sure by now ur wanting me to stfu so on that note i will...thanks for taking the time out of ur lives to read these words, i hope they help you understand either me or someone like me in your life....

Video Game
God of war 2 in alot of ways was a very good game, but the puzzles were too easy a child could figure it out. The gameplay was great along with the graphics. The new weapons, magic, and moves added to the game was a great move on their part. But after all the intense fighting, major battles, and the final battle with Zeus the ending really pissed me off. It was more of a advertisement for the next game that anything else to me. I hope the next game will end alot better.

Only Going To Say This One Time..so Listen Up
ok it seems recently that some ppl r afraid to approach me for fear i may rip off their heads...not to worry i only eat heads when all other food sources are gone. seriously tho unless u have some sort of small clue whats going on in my real life please do not assume that just because i am female and seem as tho i have less than normal brain activity that means you can talk to me like a moron...WRONG!!!! i dont appear super intelligent because i dont want to scare ppl off, so dont think im stupid because im not...and to those if offended or made feel ity bity teeny weeny...deal with it its part of life only a few of u deserve an appology and u already got them so the rest of u can go suck on a bottle ad call your mommy's!!!!!

Hairy Turd Brown Tuna Fish.
Deep in the rainforests of snipulosis seven lives a baby flabberbabber named gigglepiss . gigglepiss loves pissing in the trees and eating sauteed beef shank cocktail all day long! gigglepiss 's family helps to watch for garboly predators like mome wraths . It can be very fary living in the forest, so everyone watches out for everyone else. But one day, gigglepiss wandered too far away from the others while playing. " poop pow! !" thought gigglepiss . A(n) hairy tird brown tuna fish lurked behind a tree, and wanted to have gigglepiss for dinner! But gigglepiss 's mother came to the rescue, and scared the tuna fish away! That day gigglepiss learned that when you're a baby flabberbabber in the forest, you better stay close to home. After such a(n) rifftacular. day, gigglepiss fell into a deep sleep that night, and dreamt of playing again the next day!

The Paradox Of My Life
"This life is not for complaint, but for satisfaction." "We gain the strength of the temptation we resist." "Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come." "I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it " Life is temporary, fleeting, and it will eventually end. Before mine does, I would like very much to make a difference in the world. I always feel a presence in my life of something greater, something guiding me!!! I wanted to speak to the world but when every time I try to open my lips and start to speak, everyone turns their back on me, all I wanted is someone to listen, someone to talk, someone to hug me when I feel lost. Someone to comfort me when I want to cry. …No one believe that even me, happy looking fellow gets hurt sometimes, Oh maybe because I smile and laugh and you don’t see my eyes tears, my heart does not cry.. Hope combine with prayers has always been my armor.. Every after one’s failure came to my life I manag

Sharting Dingleberries.
"balls! !" said gigglepiss , "I forgot to tell cupcake where I live! I hope she/he can find the way!" But it was too late. cupcake was already lost deep in the slappy forest. "What do I do?" cupcake questioned out-loud. But only a/an flamingo on a stump nearby seemed to answer. It made a loud fapp and cupcake sharted . It was growing dark, and gigglepiss was growing scared. When all of a sudden, from behind a tree came a sound like dingleberries melting ! It was the wombat that lived under gigglepiss 's porch eating its jizcakes ! cupcake cleverly decided to follow the wombat back home. Later, cupcake said, "If it wasn't for the wombat , I would still be scarfing around in the woods!".

Work
been sick and still going to work. damm i hate that and to beat all i get stupid calls starting at 8 am and i work till midnight. sore sick and tying to find the best way to relax this weekend and try to get myself together for next week. not really wanting to take a bath i tend to fallasleep in them and that not good. anyone that can giveme a few ideas ould be great

Snipulosis Seven.
cupcake and gigglepiss were taking a ship from New York City to snipulosis seven for their summer vacation. While they were playing cards one night, an ewokish storm rocked the boat for hours. cupcake hit her head and fell overboard! " balls!! " cried gigglepiss . But cupcake was sinking! How ever would she survive? cupcake woke up suddenly and saw water and snorks all around. "How dangerous!" she thought. cupcake needed to breathe, but was too far from the surface. Her chode was caught in seaweed! Just then, a platapuss quickly came to the rescue! The platapuss took cupcake in its mouth and pulled her up for air. It made a kablow! and swam away. "That amazing creature saved your life!" shouted gigglepiss as fif sailors threw cupcake a life saving fart .

So Lost And Still Alone In The World
WELL EVERYONE~ I WISH I DID NOT HAVE SO MUCH DECISION TO MAKE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BUT I DO. I HAVE TO DECIDE TO LET MY MAN GO AND LIVE HIS LIFE BUT OH I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY OF COURSE BUT THAT IS ONE THE OTHER IS IF I SHOULD TAKE MY OLDEST DAUGHTER BACK TO HOME TO OUR ORIGINAL HOME. THE THIRD IS IF I SHOULD JUST STAY AND STICK IT OUT MAN I DIDN'T THINK THAT LIVING IN A CITY WOULD BE SUCH A HASSLE FOR ME

Ok...
I am slightly mystified, I am going to school essentially to become a historian. In my most recent class project I ran across a book that was cited by one of the authors I am examining, now the books in question are Geoffrey of Monmouth's History of the Kings of Brittain, and one of his sources, The History of Brittain by Ninneus, now ok.. Geoffrey's book is reasonable being that it is written like a history including narratives... Ninneus's book reads almost exactly like the most boring part of the Judeo-Christian Pentatuch - the endless lists of names!!! Now I ask you, while geaneology is important so that a person can know their roots, since when does it superceed the actual events in history that it can displace those events in a book that is supposed to be about events?!

Why?
SOMETIMES I SIT AND WONDER WHY ME...WHY WAS I FOOLISH ENOUGH TO THINK YOU COULD BE REAL? WHY DID I GO AND LET MY GUARD DOWN AND TRUST YOU? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHARE SO MUCH WITH ME ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU WERE A LIER AND A FAKE....HOW COULD YOU PLAY WITH SOMEONES EMOTIONS LIKE THAT? AND WHY ME??? I WAS A FOOL TO THINK I COULD FIND LOVE AGAIN I GUESS... NOW I SIT ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD WONDERING IF I WILL EVER FIND THE STRENGTH TO NOT GIVE UP AND TO MOVE ON... MY HEART ACHES TO JUST BE ABLE TO BE HELD IN SOMEONES ARMS AND TO FEEL TRUE LOVE AGAIN...IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG, BUT I MUST NOT TRUST TOO EASILY AGAIN FOR I WILL ONLY GET BURNED! AS I SIT AND CRY I WONDER WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM YOU? WHY WERE YOU BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE FOR JUST A SHORT WHILE? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HURT ME?? BUT I MUST GO ON AND TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT...THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME REASON FOR IT....

How Many Eatballs Are In A Meatball?
Copernicus Four hundred years ago people knew little about our lumpy universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire beef broth and that the sun and all of the assicles revolved around it. But then a/an cakesakian named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the eatball one times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Blackhead, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sloppy telescopes, which was invented by Gigglepiss. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of minced meat stuck on each end of a/an tuna casserole. In 1600 an Italian foot waxer named Galileo expanded Copernicus's farty theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was craptastically arrested. After flopping for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to glop.

Mist Of The Night (poem)
For you want to give them to me to lose your self in my mist of evil for the temptations is unbearable as you know you are the real evil one in the mists of my darkest nights of my realm for as I temp you in to my dark mists to lose your self forever more as we will for ever burn the sensations of our lust till the creeps of our mists tougher see the real hells of the true evil with in our souls as they will never try to steal our immortal life’s as they will never be as power full sin nest to the power of true death for they will envy us for all or time Date wrote 30-03-07 By Aj Rich

Super-hyper-drunken Bitch
I'm drunk, angry, and want to be left alone right now... There's stuff going on that people don't get, that people wouldn't understand, that people wouldn't care about... And somehow I get sucked into the middle of a couple right as I'm walking in the fucking door... I'm dealing with medical stuff that is going to cost me several thousand dollars out of pocket and screw up my whole life for a long time... Don't expect me to be nice today....

Today's Lesson
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as The farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to sh

Curly Weiner.
Father Goose Rhymes Old Mother Hubbard went to the game To get her saucy clitoris a bone. When she got there, the penis was ballish And so her whoreish dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the slutcake to fetch a/an assbasket of water. Jack fell down and broke his toenail, And Jill came tumbling after. There was a little girl and she had a little curl Right in the middle of her weiner. And when she was motherfucking, she was very, very crapsucking, And when she was bad, she was shithole-ish. There was a frantic woman who shucked in a shoe. She had so many testicles She didn't know what to do.

New "quiz"
Hey I posted a new quiz. But, I think it is the best I have ever seen. It's just fun. I have asked a series of 6 questions. (didn't want to make it too hard), and you guys answer them. Lessee how well you know me. I have a leader board and everything. The person who has the best score in a month will get a lil something special. It's in my profile.. HUGS!

What's New?
Hey all.... So I'm pleased to say I have finished my first quarter at Brown College. I'm that much closer to my degree....yeah so what if it's three years away yet....I can be positive. I'm impressed with how well I've done. I worked hard and it paid off. For those of you who do not know...I'm going to college to become a photographer. Not a photographer you find in the Sears studio or anything like that, but someone who photographs athletes in action. I'm very interested in football. Well I'm on Spring Break now...so you'll find me on here when I'm not working! ~Till next time~

Prog/flamenco/glam Band 1980's Carmen
"possibly one of the most original rock bands you'll ever hear" CARMEN FANDANGOES IN SPACE the only prog/flamenco/glam band, two songs from "fandangoes in space" from David Bowie's "1980 floor show" tv special . "...have attained mythical proportions" "What a wonderful discovery to finally hit upon a web site dedicated to Carmen. Their name still lives on within the underground "progressive" scene and is often lumped together with other psychedelic bands like Procol Harum. But they were much bigger than any of the bands they supported. To me they have attained mythical proportions, as I listen to the intensity of their music, the impossible drumming, the superb vocal harmonies (Retirando), the moods and colours. A sample pirate could make a whole career from just Dancing on a cold Wind! And to think these amazing musicians haven't done anything since and are still wandering round in London. Boy would I like to meet one of them, but I would probably not even reco

Monkey Balls.
Amusement Parks An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer mammal. When you get there, you can rent a channel and go for a swim. And there are lots of horny things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a word with mustard, relish, and chimichangas on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of garden hose with a nice smoky slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold jizz. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your race car. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little monkeys, that you drive and run into other balls,and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big hair and try to grab the gold cheese as you ride past.

Rough Draft Cadence
I got bored so i started a rough draft of cadence.I'll have all the kinks worked out soon enough...dont grip to much i still have alot to do... Ma and pa - I said commin' thru the door Be proud o' me i'm a goin' to war. Pack up my stuff get ready to ship. Leaving home on a one way trip. HOOAH! ARMY! EXACTLY WHERE! I WANNA BE! I'm packng up my stuff- I'm a train to fight Daddy said his little girl aint right. Women dont ever fight in war. Said Daddy that aint the way no more. EXACTLY WHERE I WANNA BE! IM A KILL-ING MACHINE HOOAH READY FOR WAR BRING IT ON! GIVE ME SOME MORE! So now im here tough as can be Learned to fire an M-16 Shoot em up, Blast em up Leave em for dead! OH DRILL SGT THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE IM ON MY WAY TO VICTORY! Left my pink behind instead Put a PT uniform on for bed. Dreamin of my jodie back at home. My m16 keeping me from bein' alone. OH DRILL SGT! TRAIN ME! THIS IS WHERE! I WANNA BE!

Nonconformist?
You Are 89% Non Conformist You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate! No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?

O'donnell 9/11 Rant Reaches 30 Million Viewers
O'Donnell 9/11 Rant Reaches 30 Million Viewers Promises to feature physics professor on The View to discuss WTC collapse Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Thursday, March 29, 2007 Rosie O'Donnell is certainly not backing away from her public stance about 9/11, and this morning on The View went on a 9 minute rant about the many questions surrounding the attack, reaching around 30 million viewers in the process. This is the largest single exposure 9/11 truth has enjoyed to date and it represents a watershed moment in the quest to bring the truth to the masses. Rosie O'Donnell is certainly not backing away from her public stance about 9/11, and this morning on The View went on a rant about the many questions surrounding the collapse of Building 7, reaching around 30 million viewers in the process. This is the largest single exposure 9/11 truth has enjoyed to date and it represents a watershed moment in the quest to bring the truth to the masses. O'Donnell

Just Nodd And Smile...
Just nodd and smile... Ahh, boredon, I embrace it knowingly... For it is that which I am so familiar with. Not with an agonizing feeling of unsatisfaction, rather, a desire to be elsewhere, perhaps with others? Granted, an occupation is just as important as the next thing, but no one would protest to the occasional vacation, holiday, sick day(the ones when you're not really sick), and any other excuse one might give to be MIA at the workplace. No, don't lose your job over it, but take a day off, take a week off. Go hiking, skiing/snowboarding, fishing, whatever. Give something back to yourself, the one that should count first. The one you can depend on. Take care of yourselves. I send my love to all my peeps. Strangely inspired while stuck at work, Dizzy D

About Cake.
a poem by the grizz: Ive got a friend Whos name is cupcake She makes weird faces with lips that bend Im writing this for her, while im chowing on steak This is how bored I am right now Hoping she takes this with a laugh If not, im sure she will find me and go POW Or she hit me with a staff So to end all this crappy whatever just figured id let her know this ud look goofy with a beaver and ur one hard person to miss

Mushroom Game
MUSHROOM GAME Forming from elements, produced in the ground; he slowly emerged without making a sound. His power so clear, confusing but true; Adventurer's beware: he'll derrange you too!! For better or worse, it's all just the same; for you play by his rules in the Mushroom Game! Dizzy D

A Poem Called Life...
A poem called Life... Current mood: Inspired Category: Inspired Writing and Poetry Life is like a riddle, full of twists and turns; Better listen up or end up gettin burned Experience what you will, and think what you must; not understanding life will leave you in the dust I've traveled many miles and have seen many sites; if you value all these things in life, you just might get it right I've encountered many people here, most alright some not; Know your intuition well and you won't get in a spot For everything I've done in life, I've learned something true: this world is full of masterminds, just like me and you Life is full of evil thoughts so stop them when you can, but just remember evil's been here about as long as MAN Life is but a riddle, it's solution never clear; the biggest question in this puzzle is why are we all here? Fraud religeons, form together, believing lies and such; for if they knew life had no plan, the truth is just too much! My

Young Love
What ever happen to young love where we used to hold hands and think that was all we had to do we didnt expect anything out of one another, We lived today for what it was, we live like there would never be a tomorrow. Now that young love is gone. Theres to many factors. Like how much one loves the other. and who loves who more. its not like we were in grade school. where a note meant that you would be together forever. Nothing last forever, we find that out as we grow up. Love is supposted to make the heart swell, but in most cases it lets us down. Most of us wear our hearts on our sleeves. but that means when we do that we open ourselves to be hurt. Can anyone tell me what happened to Young Love?

There's No Love...
...For work. I sometimes feel like I'm in the Depression Era because of all of the non hiring jobs I've currently tried to work at. Oh well, I'm not gonna let it get to me. I'll just keep trying until I get one, eventually. It almost seemed as though I wasted a whole day for nothing. Don't you hate that when that happens? It kind of gets under my skin at times. I try to keep a good attitude about it, but its been hard to be. Reason being is because negativity is all over. Just look around, you'll find it. 24/7 News talk about what? Negativity. Weather Channel, What are there specails mainly about? Negativity. People and their relationships? Why do they fight, argue, complain, and even divorce? Because of Negativity. I know I'm starting to rant now, but look at what the world has become. It almost seems as though they want you to do 5 jobs instead of just one particular job. They always expect more out of you even when you're giving your all. Music even shows the Negativity. Listen to l

So Boy's Do It
Ok so here I sit, thinking about what is right and wrong, so who defines that anyway?and what gives them the right to?so here is my BIG BIG QUESTION!! OK a guy sleeps with a chick that he has just met, they have wild wild sex all night, and he has a feeling of pride, and power. My question is why if a woman,meets a guy, and just wants to have a good time? Well yeah he is goodlooking and all, but all she is thinking about is how she can seduce him, and take controll of the situation, and have a good time. But when women behave that way, we are called a number of names,I think that men dont like it when we feel in controll, or unattached to the situation, like please, make my pussy wet, and I am at your controll, NOT!!!! I know what I like.I dont need a man for that.

Late Night Random Thoughts
so yeah its like 1:30am on a thursday night i am bored out my mind so what do i do? sit on my computer and bitch about being bored lol I think i really need a hobby or better yet a g.f. any live in the chicago land area? haha more then likely not i always fall the girls that live like 10 million miles away or the ones that are unobtainable go me and my shitty luck. So all that is besides the point, and honestly i may not even have a point i am just rambling to pass the time and more then likely no one will read this if they do cool if not oh well i wasted like 5 mins of my life doing aboslutly nothing lol

Happy Birthday To Alice
HEY EVERYONE PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW SHE IS A WONDERFUL FRIEND AND IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY SO PLEASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND ADD HER, FAN HER, RATE HER AND HER PICS AND SEND A BIRTHDAY CARD AND LET HER KNOW I SI SENT U TO WISH HER THE BIRTHDAY WISH THANKS Angel Eyes A Saphire@ CherryTAP

Why Do I Feel This Way
why do i feel this way why wont the hurt abide why cant i just stop feeling would not feeling make it any easier? the thoughts that go on in my mind, take me back to another time. When days were carefree, and i never wanted for anything. but someone to call my my own, and do my own thing, Life is complicated, and so is this thing called love, When did it become so so hard Just to say " I love You"

A Must Read
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by ou r side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list cont ains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to th

Wait A Minute...
Wait A Minute... by Eirisa I remember holding you for the first time In disbelief God created you as mine Never in this world can I describe this inexplicable joy Giving birth the day I met my baby boy… But time has passed and my baby has grown He has got this personality and mind all of his own He’s starting to eat solids; you should see him walk along Getting heavier by the day as he grows big and strong… Those days of nappies and tears, thought strange I do miss it And think to myself please could you just wait a minute? I remember touching my belly in awe and overwhelmed In fear and excitement at what the future held In his eyes I found a love that I had never known before No one I loved more or was willing to sacrifice everything for… Never want my baby boy to have to struggle through I would sell my soul if that’s what I had to do To show him the world and all its beautiful things Ensure my boy has only the best of absolutely everything… The pride is unc

I Am The Definition Of Blahness
...dont ask me how i know this...i just do. today was very boring. i woke up early because i couldnt stand to be asleep any longer. so frustrated that sleep wasn't an option for me i headed down stairs to see who else was up at 5:42 in the morning. turns out everyone was up. my parents, brother...even my aunts/cousin were awake. i guess it came as a huge shock to everyone that i was up that early because the minute i walked into the dining room everyone looked up & stared at me. lmao. after a quick breakfast i was told that i was chosen to be the volunteer to take my brother to school. eh...no big. after i dropped him off i headed to class... you know....if the prof. isnt gonna show up he should at least leave a post-it on the door. there i was standing for a little over an hour waiting for this evil man to show up. i finally gave up waiting for him when my ankles looked like small grapefruits. ah such is the annoyences ::is that how you say it? oh well:: of pregnancy, lmao.

A Letter To God
A Letter To GOD by Jayma God i pray each night about my love that is now gone and how i need him back in my life i don't know if my prayers will ever come true so i thought this letter was the best thing to do So you could make my dreams come true God i cant seem to understand what should i do? When the love of my life is in love with someone new I cant seem to go on I'm sitting here waiting for him and i feel like a fool he has left me and i don't know what to do What do i do? when a love so true is gone out my life? how can i sleep knowing he wont come back in my life God you have forgiven me for all my lies and sins all i had to do was confess them and that was the end But i confess them to him I told him my lies and sin after i told him the truth our love that was true came to and end He could not forgive me oh lord i just don't understand why after all we had he doesn't want to give us another try Lord i just don't kno

Perfection-for U
I wish you knew me. I am not perfection. What you deserve is not me. I am the one that looks up to you. Chorus Perfection is hard Perfection is wrong Perfection is not me Please understand that. Know I want to be. Understand I wish I was your perfection. I want to clear your head. Make all the bad memories disappear. Chorus Perfection is hard Perfection is wrong Perfection is not me I want to kiss away the pain. Wipe the sweat from your brow. Reassure you things will be fine. I could never meet your expectations Because of this I will never make you mine. God I wish I could be your perfection.

If Love Wasn't Love
If Love Wasn't Love by Avry Johnson What if Love wasn't Love, but Love was lust... And all things known to loyalty were betrayed by trust? Have passion become misery, sorrow or grief, Things to which we have in, now valued disbelief. If misery truly Loved company, then how could it hurt? Togetherness and happiness... taken for more than they're worth. What if Love wasn't Love, but Love was lust? Surely all we know and stand for wouldn't mean much.

What Is Love?
What is Love? by Lilevilguy What is love that I wonder, so much. Is it something that appear out of no where? Or is it given in through our luck, Or is it around the corner or just over there? How is it given when you need so? Do you need dark-spell to be cursed? Does it balanced in an angle or bend high and low? Maybe you have to be chosen first? Why is it there to complete our life? Is it something that remind us? Do we need it to help us survive? Is love needed, it must? Where is love when i need to find it? Is it in our minds or in our hearts? Or located in small bits? Or it's just somewhere and link in parts? When did we need it in what time? Does it just come automatically? Does it matter in what great kind? Or starts when desired by someone, so passionately? Who is our love how could it be true? Does it just starts in a blink of stare? Does it comes in part of clues? But I'll know it end without any despair..

Love Without Trust
Love Without Trust by Yolanda Rhoades It seems no matter where you are in a relationship it's always lacking trust, and like a key opens a door, trust is what opens a heart. Without trust you begin to worry day and night somehow gaining insecurities within yourself that makes you question the love you two share. You start to feel unworthy, you have so much to say, will there ever be trust or just that constant pain, because of those feelings there's an emptiness in your heart. you feel it's easiest to just move on, but you wonder if you'll ever find a love so strong, so just take his hand, put your trust in him, because love without trust isn't love at all.....

Love
Love by GraCe This poem was written to me by my past bf and I can't get over how sweet it is... Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!!

Picture Of Love
Picture Of Love by Nicola In the moment our eyes meet, Blinded by a love so true. A passionate kiss that holds, A lifetime flame forever new. An intimate time in the stars, Nothing can break our spell. Soul mates know our meaning, Though others will never tell. To hold here next to my heart, A special picture of you and I. Everyday together as perfect, Until we have our place in the sky.

Happiness
is there a such a thing as true total happiness? Do spend u life wish wanting working and searching for something that u well never find ya there things and life that make you happy sometimes for a sec and others for longer but everything give you disapointment and happiness fades to some kinda of degree. so do u give up or do u continue wishing wanting working and searching for something u may never find but i guess n the end u take what u can get and be thankful for the happiness u do find n life

Why, Why, Why??
why the lies why the hurt why the guilt why do i care so much, wouldn't the truth serve much better, then letting my mind wonder, what i could do better, Why do i even care why did i let my emotions get involved, why does it even matter no one really cares about the why, why, why

The Black Veil
The Black Veil A Voluntary Code of Ethics for Vampiric Groups and Individuals 1. DISCRETION This lifestyle is private and sacred. Respect it as such. Use discretion in who you reveal yourself to, and make certain that your motives are to truly communicate about our culture and to engender understanding. By no means should you talk to others about yourself and our community when your motives are for selfish reasons such as self-promotion, sensationalism, and attention-getting. Do not hide from your nature, but never show it off to those who won't understand. 2. DIVERSITY Our paths are many, even though the journey we are on is essentially the same. No single one of us has all the answers to who and what we are. Respect everyone's personal views and practices. We cannot let petty differences of ideology prevent us from maintaining a unified community; there are enough who would attack us from the outside. Our diversity is our strength. Let our differences in viewpoint enrich

Space Monkey
Space monkey in the place to be, Riding in a rocket to a planet of sound, Shooting the moon, playing Dominoes in drag An increase in population of a hundred percent Space monkey in the place to be, With a chemical peel and a picture of Mary Out on a limb in the carnival of me Raising the temperature one hundred degrees We're sown together, She's born to mesmer Beside, Astride her, I die inside her Space monkey in the place to be, A mass of contradiction in a golden frame Raising the roof in a calamity way Completely meretricious of a poke in the eye Space monkey in the place to be, Talk of the town with a Colombian rock Out on a limb in the carnival of me Raising the temperature one hundred degrees We're sown together, She's born to mesmer Beside, Astride her, I die inside her. It's far too sacred, Don't ever fake it, And don't, and don't, and don't let me down... Like you let me down before, Like you let me down before. Space monkey in th