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I Don't Wanna Lost This Pain(poem)
i know i hurt you i know you hate me that's why i don't wanna lost this pain it's a reminder of what i did it's there so i can't do it again i don't want anyother man i don't want to see you there i know this sounds weird but i can't look at you with out crying it's weird how you have this hold on me i can't win i'm nothing then an empty shell that's why i don't wanna lose this pain it's there to let me know i hurt you so i won't do it again i think your gone never to return to me so i'll fly high and wtach you from above i'll leave this world knowing how much i need you but also knowing i can't have you i don't wanna lost this pain

Chapter 4 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
The Carew Murder Case Nearly a year later, in the month of October, 18--, London was startled by a crime of singular ferocity and rendered all the more notable by the high position of the victim. The details were few and startling. A maid servant living alone in a house not far from the river, had gone upstairs to bed about eleven. Although a fog rolled over the city in the small hours, the early part of the night was cloudless, and the lane, which the maid's window overlooked, was brilliantly lit by the full moon. It seems she was romantically given, for she sat down upon her box, which stood immediately under the window, and fell into a dream of musing. Never (she used to say, with streaming tears, when she narrated that experience), never had she felt more at peace with all men or thought more kindly of the world. And as she so sat she became aware of an aged beautiful gentleman with white hair, drawing near along the lane; and advancing to meet him, an

Where You Can Find Me.
If your into online video chatting head over to www.camfrog.com and download the software for free. Once your on look for me my nick name is 1BadMan, and message me and say your from cherrytap and we will start talking. Have a great day. Scott

I Thought Our Love #63
I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WAS WORTH A FIGHT BUT NOW I SEE I WASNT RIGHT. I THOUGHT OUR LOVE MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU AND THAT YOUR LOVE WAS REALLY TRUE. I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WOULD LAST FOREVER BUT NOW WE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.

Chapter 2 { Robin Hood
Now it was told before how two hundred pounds were set upon Robin Hood's head, and how the Sheriff of Nottingham swore that he himself would seize Robin, both because he would fain have the two hundred pounds and because the slain man was a kinsman of his own. Now the Sheriff did not yet know what a force Robin had about him in Sherwood, but thought that he might serve a warrant for his arrest as he could upon any other man that had broken the laws; therefore he offered fourscore golden angels to anyone who would serve this warrant. But men of Nottingham Town knew more of Robin Hood and his doings than the Sheriff did, and many laughed to think of serving a warrant upon the bold outlaw, knowing well that all they would get for such service would be cracked crowns; so that no one came forward to take the matter in hand. Thus a fortnight passed, in which time none came forward to do the Sheriff's business. Then said he, "A right good reward have I offered to whosoever would serve my warr

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of worki

Deep Inside (by Outlaw Angel)
DEEP INSIDE OF ME IS A PART OF YOU AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT WE DO. DEEP INSIDE OF ME IS A LOVE I WANT TO LET GO A LOVE SO STRONG I WANT TO LET IT SHOW DEEP INSIDE OF ME IS A FEAR I CAN'T LET YOU SEE BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU MAY NOT WANT ME.

Chapter 9 { Frankenstein
Chapter 9 Nothing is more painful to the human mind than, after the feelings have been worked up by a quick succession of events, the dead calmness of inaction and certainty which follows and deprives the soul both of hope and fear. Justine died, she rested, and I was alive. The blood flowed freely in my veins, but a weight of despair and remorse pressed on my heart which nothing could remove. Sleep fled from my eyes; I wandered like an evil spirit, for I had committed deeds of mischief beyond description horrible, and more, much more (I persuaded myself) was yet behind. Yet my heart overflowed with kindness and the love of virtue. I had begun life with benevolent intentions and thirsted for the moment when I should put them in practice and make myself useful to my fellow beings. Now all was blasted; instead of that serenity of conscience which allowed me to look back upon the past with self-satisfaction, and from thence to gather promise of new hopes, I was seized by remorse and t

Tear Drops (poem #83)
TEAR DROPS FALL WHEN WE HURT INSIDE. DO WE REALIZE HOW MUCH THE HEART CAN CRY. TEAR DROPS FALL WHEN WE LOSE SOMEONE DEAR THEY EVEN FALL WHEN WE FEEL SOME FEAR. TEAR DROPS FALL WHEN THE PAIN IS TO MUCH TO BARE WHEN WE ARE HURT BY THE ONES WHO SUPPOSSED TO CARE.

Chapter 9 { Dracular
CHAPTER 9 LETTER, MINA HARKER TO LUCY WESTENRA Buda-Pesth, 24 August. "My dearest Lucy, "I know you will be anxious to hear all that has happened since we parted at the railway station at Whitby. "Well, my dear, I got to Hull all right, and caught the boat to Hamburg, and then the train on here. I feel that I can hardly recall anything of the journey, except that I knew I was coming to Jonathan, and that as I should have to do some nursing, I had better get all the sleep I could. I found my dear one, oh, so thin and pale and weak-looking. All the resolution has gone out of his dear eyes, and that quiet dignity which I told you was in his face has vanished. He is only a wreck of himself, and he does not remember anything that has happened to him for a long time past. At least, he wants me to believe so, and I shall never ask. "He has had some terrible shock, and I fear it might tax his poor brain if he were to try to recall it. Sister Agatha, who is a good creature and

Hey
to all my friends an family sorry ive been on , but the last week ive been really sick an i wasnt able to get out of bed , some of my family can always go to my daughter an ask her if you dont here from me , she will always ley any one know whats goin on ( remdey)

Allow Me To Introduce Myself
Salutations...(kisses your hand* i have no problem of kissing a girls hand to introduce myself, isnt that the polite and respectful thing to do, well i hope you arent not offended, if you would like to chat, i would like to as well, if you do end up leaving me comments or blast or such, i would appreciat that and show u my appreciation, with that said and you taking the time out read this. you have awonderful day and keep smiling =)

Fool #22 (by Outlaw Angel)
YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO ME I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME BE. YOU PLAYED YOUR GAME, OK YOU WIN BUT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS IN THE END. YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL YOU HAD YOUR LITTLE FUN BUT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MAN ENOUGH TO TELL ME YOU WERE DONE.

Another Day Another Tissue...
Ok I have given the heck up..I guess this cold loves me so much it hates to part with me ha ha!!! I have been thru 3 boxes of puffs in a week and a half..Is there a doctor in the house??? I seriously need one..And make him hawt!!! MUAH!!! Chele

Chapter 1 { Robin Hood
In merry England in the time of old, when good King Henry the Second ruled the land, there lived within the green glades of Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham Town, a famous outlaw whose name was Robin Hood. No archer ever lived that could speed a gray goose shaft with such skill and cunning as his, nor were there ever such yeomen as the sevenscore merry men that roamed with him through the greenwood shades. Right merrily they dwelled within the depths of Sherwood Forest, suffering neither care nor want, but passing the time in merry games of archery or bouts of cudgel play, living upon the King's venison, washed down with draughts of ale of October brewing. Not only Robin himself but all the band were outlaws and dwelled apart from other men, yet they were beloved by the country people round about, for no one ever came to jolly Robin for help in time of need and went away again with an empty fist. And now I will tell how it came about that Robin Hood fell afoul of the law. When

Never Apologize
Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job or move across country, always do what you really want. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special.Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if wedding bells won't chime. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves. Never apologize for saying NO. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one. Never apologize for ordering dessert. Or

I Miss You
You know who you are and I know you won't read this blog. When I was young I never needed anyone And makin love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin alone I think of all the friends Ive known But when I dial the telephone Nobodys home All by myself Dont wanna be All by myself anymore All by myself Dont wanna live All by myself anymore Hard to be sure Some times I feel so insecure And love so distant and obscure Remains the cure All by myself Dont wanna be All by myself anymore All by myself Dont wanna live All by myself anymore

I'm Off For A Day Of Errands And Bill Paying..
...while I am away, feel free to play on my page! :) Any love shown to me will be returned, I promise! Just post a comment here when you do! See you all when I am back at the end of the day! Hope you have a good Thursday, remember tomorrow is Friday and the end of another week! Thanks! Seana

:c
well, they couldnt do the stent on my dad because hist arteries are severely blocked. they are going to have to perform open heart surgery and the recovery time on that sucks. my moms pretty devastated by this and looks like im gunna have to start doing more to take care of everyone. but i dont mind. im probably just not going to have time to hang out with anyone anymore; atleast till my dad is fully recovered, which could take a few months at the very least... >.

Chapter 3 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Dr. Jekyll Was Quite at Ease A fortnight later, by excellent good fortune, the doctor gave one of his pleasant dinners to some five or six old cronies, all intelligent, reputable men and all judges of good wine; and Mr. Utterson so contrived that he remained behind after the others had departed. This was no new arrangement, but a thing that had befallen many scores of times. Where Utterson was liked, he was liked well. Hosts loved to detain the dry lawyer, when the light-hearted and loose-tongued had already their foot on the threshold; they liked to sit a while in his unobtrusive company, practising for solitude, sobering their minds in the man's rich silence after the expense and strain of gaiety. To this rule, Dr. Jekyll was no exception; and as he now sat on the opposite side of the fire--a large, well-made, smooth-faced man of fifty, with something of a stylish cast perhaps, but every mark of capacity and kindness--you could see by his looks that he ch

First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and

4-2-07...up Coming
Is time once more as you may see The Moon is coming to let it be... Open your heart to truely see beyond your eyes For within you sits your own demise... Send out for what it is to make you strong To lead you to where it is you do belong... For clearing of your own mind To know what it is you seek to find... Let go of what does bind Clear from which in the mind Make a wish with what is true And may it always carry you... So Mote It Be! Blessed Be!!

Chapter 2 { Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
Search for Mr. Hyde That evening Mr. Utterson came home to his bachelor house in sombre spirits and sat down to dinner without relish. It was his custom of a Sunday, when this meal was over, to sit close by the fire, a volume of some dry divinity on his reading desk, until the clock of the neighbouring church rang out the hour of twelve, when he would go soberly and gratefully to bed. On this night however, as soon as the cloth was taken away, he took up a candle and went into his business room. There he opened his safe, took from the most private part of it a document endorsed on the envelope as Dr. Jekyll's Will and sat down with a clouded brow to study its contents. The will was holograph, for Mr. Utterson though he took charge of it now that it was made, had refused to lend the least assistance in the making of it; it provided not only that, in case of the decease of Henry Jekyll, M.D., D.C.L., L.L.D., F.R.S., etc., all his possessions were to pass into the

Would You???
SEND UR ANSWERS IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME !!!! do you like me? would you kiss me? would you hug me? would you eat me? would you go out with me? would you date me? would you fuck me? would you caress me? would you give me a massage? would you talk dirty to me? would you make me scream your name? would you let me fuck you? would you let me give you a massage? would you let me suck your dick? would you let me kiss you on your neck? would you nibble on my earlobe? would you let me ride you? would you make me cum? once? twice? three times? as much as possible? would you let me make you cum? once? twice? three times? as much as possible? would you hit it from the back? would you do it anal? would you do it missionary? would you do 69? would you do it with my legs over your neck? would you do it with my legs behind your back? would you do it with my legs spread as far as they can go? would you fuck me anal while i was laying on my back with my hips and as

Wet Thang
Wet Thang is a masked nutcase who had been terrorizing the local population. Wet Thang will run into town and urinate on fire hydrants or car tires. He must think he is a dog! Wet Thang wears a yeller jogging suit, sneakers, and a black ski mask. Ole Wet Thang will pee on anything. Pull it out right in front of people and commence to tinkling. Sheriff Earl almost caught him but the crazy guy peed all over the Sheriff. Wet Thang ran out of town laffing his fool head off! But ole Wet Thang finally got his just desserts. He peed in front of Widow Jensen. She did not appreciate it. The Widow sprayed Wet Thang's thing with Mace. Wet Thang fell to the ground squalling out in pain. He was fanning his pee-shooter.The man was in some pain. Shriff Earl and his deputies arrested Wet Thang. Turns out Wet Thang was a local college student. He was doing it fer a prank. As fer Widow Jensen... She had this remark... "I have been a widow fer ten years and that boy wants to tease me with his little th

Chapter 8 { Frankenstein
Chapter 8 We passed a few sad hours until eleven o'clock, when the trial was to commence. My father and the rest of the family being obliged to attend as witnesses, I accompanied them to the court. During the whole of this wretched mockery of justice I suffered living torture. It was to be decided whether the result of my curiosity and lawless devices would cause the death of two of my fellow beings: one a smiling babe full of innocence and joy, the other far more dreadfully murdered, with every aggravation of infamy that could make the murder memorable in horror. Justine also was a girl of merit and possessed qualities which promised to render her life happy; now all was to be obliterated in an ignominious grave, and I the cause! A thousand times rather would I have confessed myself guilty of the crime ascribed to Justine, but I was absent when it was committed, and such a declaration would have been considered as the ravings of a madman and would not have exculpated her who suffe

Chapter 8 { Dracluar
CHAPTER 8 MINA MURRAY'S JOURNAL Same day, 11 o'clock P.M.--Oh, but I am tired! If it were not that I had made my diary a duty I should not open it tonight. We had a lovely walk. Lucy, after a while, was in gay spirits, owing, I think, to some dear cows who came nosing towards us in a field close to the lighthouse, and frightened the wits out of us. I believe we forgot everything, except of course, personal fear, and it seemed to wipe the slate clean and give us a fresh start. We had a capital `severe tea' at Robin Hood's Bay in a sweet little old-fashioned inn, with a bow window right over the seaweed-covered rocks of the strand. I believe we should have shocked the `New Woman' with our appetites. Men are more tolerant, bless them! Then we walked home with some, or rather many, stoppages to rest, and with our hearts full of a constant dread of wild bulls. Lucy was really tired, and we intended to creep off to bed as soon as we could. The young curate came in, however, and Mrs.

Chapter 1 Mr Hyde And Dr Jekyll
chapter 1 Story of the Door Mr. Utterson the lawyer was a man of a rugged countenance that was never lighted by a smile; cold, scanty and embarrassed in discourse; backward in sentiment; lean, long, dusty, dreary and yet somehow lovable. At friendly meetings, and when the wine was to his taste, something eminently human beaconed from his eye; something indeed which never found its way into his talk, but which spoke not only in these silent symbols of the after-dinner face, but more often and loudly in the acts of his life. He was austere with himself; drank gin when he was alone, to mortify a taste for vintages; and though he enjoyed the theater, had not crossed the doors of one for twenty years. But he had an approved tolerance for others; sometimes wondering, almost with envy, at the high pressure of spirits involved in their misdeeds; and in any extremity inclined to help rather than to reprove. "I incline to Cain's heresy," he used to say quaintly: "I l

Sexy Test
I scored 37 =) 1. WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a Brown b Red c Blonde d Black e Other 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT a Go to a party b Go out to eat 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a Baby-Pink b Yellow c Baby-Blue d Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a Talking b Dancing c Taking Long Walks 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a Hollister b Old Navy c Abercrombie 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a Hawaii b London c Florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a The Beach b Somewhere Cooler 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a January b February c March d April e May f June g July h August i September j October k November l December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a Chill at home b Go out with friends 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a Guitar b Bass guitar c Drums d The Triangle 11) NAME A PERS

Love Is Not Just A Word!
Love is not just a word Its an emotion that we feel Its not a thing from fairy tales Its something very real Love is also hurt and pain With love nothing is in vain Love is always finding the best thing Even if we don’t know what that might bring Love is sharing yourself completely Giving up your life whole heartedly Love is waking up in the morning happy Thinking, how on earth was I so lucky True love only comes but once in a lifetime I cherish this love I am lucky its mine You my LOVE live in my heart Promise me that you will never part In times ahead I am thinking positive Its the only way I now can live I will LOVE you always and its not a lie Without you my LOVE I will surely die.

Flying
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your > legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off

Chapter 7 { Frankenstein
Chapter 7 On my return, I found the following letter from my father: -- "My dear Victor, "You have probably waited impatiently for a letter to fix the date of your return to us; and I was at first tempted to write only a few lines, merely mentioning the day on which I should expect you. But that would be a cruel kindness, and I dare not do it. What would be your surprise, my son, when you expected a happy and glad welcome, to behold, on the contrary, tears and wretchedness? And how, Victor, can I relate our misfortune? Absence cannot have rendered you callous to our joys and griefs; and how shall I inflict pain on my long absent son? I wish to prepare you for the woeful news, but I know it is impossible; even now your eye skims over the page to seek the words which are to convey to you the horrible tidings. "William is dead!--that sweet child, whose smiles delighted and warmed my heart, who was so gentle, yet so gay! Victor, he is murdered! "I will not attempt to co

"friends"
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity To all my friends........"THANK YOU & I LOVE YOU"

Stuff About Me.. Fill Out And Send In Msg If Ya Want
Name : Dean Dob:6-6-78 This or that: flip flops or shoes: Boots dresses or pants: jeans bath or shower: shower/bath (sit in tub w shower goin right handed or left: right deep kisses or quick pecks: deep burger king or MDs: if i had to choose, BK Pizza Hut or Papa Johns: papa johns Metal or Rap: metal Punk or Country: punk Night or Day: night Summer or Winter: winter underwear or thongs: boxers, w the open crotch thingy Favorites: Color: dark green Band: type o negative/danzig/cradle of filth tied for 1st Animals: wolf Number: 13 Cologne/perfume: Drakkar Nail polish: Black (for concerts, halloween) Store: Hot topic Resturants: italian, chinese Season: early spring/ late winter Past time: music, movies Movie: Strangeland Intimate stuff: Group dates or single dates: single Ideal date: Dinner, movie maybe, walk by the lake or beach Fav sexual activity (s) foreplay, giving oral Public affection or private: both Fav positi

Stupidness
OMFG!!! ARE PPL REALLY THAT STUPID? DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT JUST CAUSE YOU ARE ON A PUBLIC SITE WITH A "PRETTY" FACE THAT THEY CAN JUST BUY YOU WITH SWEET WORDS THEY FIND IN POEMS OR HEAR FROM SOMEONE ELSE.FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE ALOT OF THEM ON THERE THAT FORGET HOW TO READ WHEN IT COMES TO PROFILES IM SO SICK OF FAKE PPL,PPL THINKING THAT I OR MOST WILL FALL FOR THEIR GAMES AND LIES. SO FAR THIS MORNING ALONE I HAVE HAD 6 THAT HAVE SAID JUST ABOUT THE SAME THINGS ONE JUST BOLDLY ASK WHEN I WAS MOVING IN WITH HIM LMFAO!! WHERE DO THEY COME FROM WHERE DO THEY GET THIS SHIT?? ANYONE WITH ANSWERS LET ME KNOW..MAYBE IT'S JUST ME THAT IS STUPID?? I DONT KNOW. HELP!!!!!! PLEASE????? THANKS

For Shawnie
For Shawnie - Under the light of the full moon her hair shines black as the raven's eyes she strolls the streets in search of prey Recently transformed she stalks the night only the thoughts of feeding soothes her. In the distance you can hear the cries as she sinks her teeth deep into her victims draining them of life as she feels her strength grow. The blood runs down her beautiful red lips her eyes grow warm as her victims grow cold. Under the light of every full moon pray she doesnt cross your path for the Blood Queen's only desire is to feed forevermore. --Dean Dark--

Do You Even Know Me?
Who knows me best? the race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to ME (via reply). But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: Summarize me in three words: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Am I happy: Am I a good person: What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: How do you make me smile: What's my favorite type of music: Have you ever seen me cry: Can I sing?: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average,

Chapter 7 { Dracular
CHAPTER 7 CUTTING FROM "THE DAILYGRAPH," 8 AUGUST (PASTED IN MINA MURRAY'S JOURNAL) From a correspondent. Whitby. One of the greatest and suddenest storms on record has just been experienced here, with results both strange and unique. The weather had been somewhat sultry, but not to any degree uncommon in the month of August. Saturday evening was as fine as was ever known, and the great body of holiday-makers laid out yesterday for visits to Mulgrave Woods, Robin Hood's Bay, Rig Mill, Runswick, Staithes, and the various trips in the neighborhood of Whitby. The steamers Emma and Scarborough made trips up and down the coast, and there was an unusual amount of `tripping' both to and from Whitby. The day was unusually fine till the afternoon, when some of the gossips who frequent the East Cliff churchyard, and from the commanding eminence watch the wide sweep of sea visible to the north and east, called attention to a sudden show of `mares tails' high in the sky to the

Top Cherries Album 14 Hot Girls Added. Who Wishes To Be The Next One?
This is a question that I feel is not easily answered with so many beautiful ladies on Cherry Tap, but to narrow down the field I have included a new folder on my page to highlight the ladies who I feel are exceptional and a cut above the rest. This is not a contest, no votes or rates needed but to all the hot and sexy ladies who are either friends or fans of me and if you feel that you should be included in this small elite group then contact me, direct me to the picture that best says "this is me" and I will add you to the album. Rick

In Luv With Mummin
I think i have just found my new calling on Cherrytap! Im gonna turn into a mummer hahaha! Naw i just think that its excellent that ya can get a vote on whatever questions u got running through ur head.

Why I Like Making Friends On Ct!
Common wisdom has it all wrong. Familiarity doesn't breed contempt; if anything, it develops affection. Go about your ordinary routine with an extra sense of delight. Everyday company can become extraordinary.

Chapter 6 { Frankenstein
Chapter 6 Clerval then put the following letter into my hands. It was from my own Elizabeth: "My dearest Cousin, "You have been ill, very ill, and even the constant letters of dear kind Henry are not sufficient to reassure me on your account. You are forbidden to write--to hold a pen; yet one word from you, dear Victor, is necessary to calm our apprehensions. For a long time I have thought that each post would bring this line, and my persuasions have restrained my uncle from undertaking a journey to Ingolstadt. I have prevented his encountering the inconveniences and perhaps dangers of so long a journey, yet how often have I regretted not being able to perform it myself! I figure to myself that the task of attending on your sickbed has devolved on some mercenary old nurse, who could never guess your wishes nor minister to them with the care and affection of your poor cousin. Yet that is over now: Clerval writes that indeed you are getting better. I eagerly hope that you wil

Chapter 6 { Dracular
CHAPTER 6 MINA MURRAY'S JOURNAL July 24. Whitby.--Lucy met me at the station, looking sweeter and lovlier than ever, and we drove up to the house at the Crescent in which they have rooms. This is a lovely place. The little river, the Esk, runs through a deep valley, which broadens out as it comes near the harbour. A great viaduct runs across, with high piers, through which the view seems somehow further away than it really is. The valley is beautifully green, and it is so steep that when you are on the high land on either side you look right across it, unless you are near enough to see down. The houses of the old town-- the side away from us, are all red-roofed, and seem piled up one over the other anyhow, like the pictures we see of Nuremberg. Right over the town is the ruin of Whitby Abbey, which was sacked by the Danes, and which is the scene of part of "Marmion," where the girl was built up in the wall. It is a most noble ruin, of immense size, and full of beautiful and roman

Discrimination Against Hunters!!
Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex By Associated Press March 21 2007, 5:15 PM EDT SUPERIOR, Wis. -- A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. "The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said. Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

"my Friend"
We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A friend who's always near, Waiting for our call, To wipe away our tears, And lift us when we fall. A loving friend indeed, On whom we can depend To fulfill our every need - Thank you, precious friend

Chapter 5 { Frankenstein
Chapter 5 It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me, that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open; it breathed hard, and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs. How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more hor

Chapter 5 { Dracular
CHAPTER 5 LETTER FROM MISS MINA MURRAY TO MISS LUCY WESTENRA May 9. My dearest Lucy, Forgive my long delay in writing, but I have been simply overwhelmed with work. The life of an assistant schoolmistress is sometimes trying. I am longing to be with you, and by the sea, where we can talk together freely and build our castles in the air. I have been working very hard lately, because I want to keep up with Jonathan's studies, and I have been practicing shorthand very assiduously. When we are married I shall be able to be useful to Jonathan, and if I can stenograph well enough I can take down what he wants to say in this way and write it out for him on the typewriter, at which also I am practicing very hard. He and I sometimes write letters in shorthand, and he is keeping a stenographic journal of his travels abroad. When I am with you I shall keep a diary in the same way. I don't mean one of those two-pages-to-the-week-with-Sunday-squeezed-in-a-corner diaries, but a sort of

Real Newspaper Ads
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My Pilot Light
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

Chapter 4 { Frankenstein
Chapter 4 From this day natural philosophy, and particularly chemistry, in the most comprehensive sense of the term, became nearly my sole occupation. I read with ardour those works, so full of genius and discrimination, which modern inquirers have written on these subjects. I attended the lectures and cultivated the acquaintance of the men of science of the university, and I found even in M. Krempe a great deal of sound sense and real information, combined, it is true, with a repulsive physiognomy and manners, but not on that account the less valuable. In M. Waldman I found a true friend. His gentleness was never tinged by dogmatism, and his instructions were given with an air of frankness and good nature that banished every idea of pedantry. In a thousand ways he smoothed for me the path of knowledge and made the most abstruse inquiries clear and facile to my apprehension. My application was at first fluctuating and uncertain; it gained strength as I proceeded and soon became so

A Burning Desire
i hold you close you feel my warmth a burning desire holds us together a needing to touch to taste, to kiss a mood gets set an enchanting spell cast a candle flickers incence fills the air Passion brews kisses intensify clothes scatter bodies primed and ready for whats to come slick and wet bodies collide an intimate coupling a beautiful release a binding of souls a new creation my new love to have and hold and love and be loved is now my only burning desire

Chapter 4 { Dracular
CHAPTER 4 Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued I awoke in my own bed. If it be that I had not dreamt, the Count must have carried me here. I tried to satisfy myself on the subject, but could not arrive at any unquestionable result. To be sure, there were certain small evidences, such as that my clothes were folded and laid by in a manner which was not my habit. My watch was still unwound, and I am rigorously accustomed to wind it the last thing before going to bed, and many such details. But these things are no proof, for they may have been evidences that my mind was not as usual, and, for some cause or another, I had certainly been much upset. I must watch for proof. Of one thing I am glad. If it was that the Count carried me here and undressed me, he must have been hurried in his task, for my pockets are intact. I am sure this diary would have been a mystery to him which he would not have brooked. He would have taken or destroyed it. As I look round this room, although it has been

Kidney Walk 2007
Hello everyone. Tara, Ammy, and I and some other friends are going to do the Kidney Walk 2007. If anyone would be interested in sponsering us please go to www.firstgiving.com/cooperkidneys. We will be walking 5 miles at Fifth Third ballpark in April 29th. As Tara and alot of her family have Kidney Disease this is really close to our hearts. So anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated and if you would like to join our team let me know. Thanks. Melisa and Tara

She Slipped Away
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) till I see marianne walk away I see my marianne walkin away So many people have come and gone Their faces fade as the years go by Yet I still recall as I wander on As clear as the sun in the summer sky Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more than a feeling) till I see marianne walk away I see my marianne walkin away When Im tired and thinking cold I hide in my music, forget the day And dream of a girl I used to know I closed my eyes and she slipped away She slipped awa y. she slipped away. Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling) I begin dreaming (more th

Caution: Very Weird Freaky Dream
Last night i dreamt I was about 4 months pregnant and I don't remember who the father was, and I was scared half to death. I went to this strange hospital where there wasn't much light and they were treating other patients in the hallway. As I got into a hospital bed, I began to go into labor and one nurse came running over and helped me push. The baby came out very easily, and he was perfect except for his legs were abnormally small and he was visibly dead. I didn't get to hold him, the nurse walked away with him and I got up and went home very traumatized. I thought this dream was morbid in a way! I've dreamed of being pregnant before, but it was never this depressing! I have no idea what it means either.

Chapter 3 { Frankenstein
Chapter 3 When I had attained the age of seventeen my parents resolved that I should become a student at the university of Ingolstadt. I had hitherto attended the schools of Geneva, but my father thought it necessary for the completion of my education that I should be made acquainted with other customs than those of my native country. My departure was therefore fixed at an early date, but before the day resolved upon could arrive, the first misfortune of my life occurred--an omen, as it were, of my future misery. Elizabeth had caught the scarlet fever; her illness was severe, and she was in the greatest danger. During her illness many arguments had been urged to persuade my mother to refrain from attending upon her. She had at first yielded to our entreaties, but when she heard that the life of her favourite was menaced, she could no longer control her anxiety. She attended her sickbed; her watchful attentions triumphed over the malignity of the distemper--Elizabeth was saved, but

Morphs
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Chapter 2 { Frankenstein
Chapter 2 We were brought up together; there was not quite a year difference in our ages. I need not say that we were strangers to any species of disunion or dispute. Harmony was the soul of our companionship, and the diversity and contrast that subsisted in our characters drew us nearer together. Elizabeth was of a calmer and more concentrated disposition; but, with all my ardour, I was capable of a more intense application and was more deeply smitten with the thirst for knowledge. She busied herself with following the aerial creations of the poets; and in the majestic and wondrous scenes which surrounded our Swiss home --the sublime shapes of the mountains, the changes of the seasons, tempest and calm, the silence of winter, and the life and turbulence of our Alpine summers--she found ample scope for admiration and delight. While my companion contemplated with a serious and satisfied spirit the magnificent appearances of things, I delighted in investigating their causes. The worl

Jealous People..can't Have Fun...lol
Ok I was Hopeing this would not have to happen....But Yea....I got the Jealous Man of a Women...rating me a 5 on a photo. guess to get my attention..I would have rated that photo a 3....LOL.....Then he leaves a comment about how his woman does not need to see my distasteful naked pixs..and her son saw them too and so on and so forth.....Well number one....The woman faned me.....Invited me...and rated my photos 10s...with sexy comments....and started a chat in the Shout box.....Never a mention of kids or an Old Man....Ha Ha. Number 2 all my naked photos are for friends and Family and marked NSFW.in folders stating that excact thing..So why is her computer open to her son....AND number three....Be real....I am.....I have stated plainly who I am on my Page......Most people do....Oh boy I would have loved to be the fly on the wall when he talked to her....So in the end...I blocked them all.....and hope like most Cherry Tappers out there we can All Have some Good Clean Fun....If naked is y

Get Away From My Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I'm going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along. They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get awa

As Winter Ends
we sit naked on top of our blue silk sheets talking about my cock the purple head and long vein the way it lays there semi-turgid waiting for your lips to gently coax it back to the ready when i kiss you it ends with a giant smile spreading like your legs we laugh and our noses collide again and again a blizzard of Innuit love our warmth melting the igloo around us until we are wet and sloppy screaming sledding over each other's sweat slicked bodies ending with a crash of tree into bush.

Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

The Plan....
For TOC and Halifax. TOC: 1. Get there without getting lost. 2. Find Jason. 3. Hug Jason and talk to him. 4. Kick Jason in his spine and drag him up to the bar 5. Produce paper Jason wrote that disgusting drink on to bartender 6. Hold Jason down, force his mouth open, and make him drink that mess. 7. Laugh and point. 8. Help him up. 9. Laugh some more. 10. Run like hell. Halifax: 1. Get there without getting lost. 2. Find Chris. 3. Hug Chris and talk to him. 4. Let Chris go. 5. Find Tommy. 6. Throw Chris, my Chris, at him. 7. Run like hell 8. Have a good time.

Don`t Lose Your Ass.
There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along, they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride, and the man to walk. The man decided that the critics were right so they changed positions. Soon they passed some more people that thought it was a shame for the man to make such a small boy walk, while the man rode. The two then decided that they would both walk, and on their way they went. Again, they came upon another group of people who thought it was stupid for them to both walk when they had a donkey to carry them. So after thinking about it, they both decided to ride the donkey together. Yet again, they passed more people, only these people thought it was a shame to put such a load on a poor animal. The old man and the boy, again decided the critics were right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal, and

Damm Duke
Tom was just out on a date with Jenny.... As Tom is taking Jenny home he feels this massive urge to blow ass... Tom is trying deperately to hold in this huge fart until Jenny is out of the car... They finally pull up to Jenny`s house and Tom is desparatly waiting for her to get out, but she just sits and talks to him for a while..Then she asks, "Why don`t you come in and meet my father" Tom is thinking, "Fuck, I have to float this air biscuit or I am going to blow up" but he really likes Jenny because she just gave him a blow job at the drive-in. So he accepts the invitation to meet her dad. They enter the house and the father invites them both to come and sit on the couch and chat.. Tom is desperatly trying to have a conversation but is struggling to concentrate because of the gigantic amount of butt-air building in his ass. Finally, the dog, Duke, comes and cuddles up next to Tom.. Tom starts to think, " Hey, this is my shot, I can let a little of this fart out and

Bull Grapevine
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I've been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't giving' him any of mine. Second Bull: That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here three years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him, run him off or kill him, but I'm KEEPING' ALL MY COWS. Third Bull: I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows. They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guy

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!" Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "

Chapter 1 { Frankenstien
Chapter 1 I am by birth a Genevese, and my family is one of the most distinguished of that republic. My ancestors had been for many years counsellors and syndics, and my father had filled several public situations with honour and reputation. He was respected by all who knew him for his integrity and indefatigable attention to public business. He passed his younger days perpetually occupied by the affairs of his country; a variety of circumstances had prevented his marrying early, nor was it until the decline of life that he became a husband and the father of a family. As the circumstances of his marriage illustrate his character, I cannot refrain from relating them. One of his most intimate friends was a merchant who, from a flourishing state, fell, through numerous mischances, into poverty. This man, whose name was Beaufort, was of a proud and unbending disposition and could not bear to live in poverty and oblivion in the same country where he had formerly been distinguished f

Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN

Been In And Out Of Puddles All Day!
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying 3 ducks. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that people bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the Bar. The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence. The bartender decides to try make some conversation. "What's your name?" he says to the 1st duck "Huey" said the duck. "How's your day been?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day". "Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender. Then he says to the 2nd duck, "Hi. And what's your name?". "Dewey" came the answer. "So how's your day been?". "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again". So the bar

Artificial Insemination.
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He dri

A Pretty Vulgar Parrot.
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn`t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately saw a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird, anyway. She took it home and hung the bird`s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That`s not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The

A Farmer And His Pig.
Hot Young Latinas That Will Do Anything To Get Their Citizenship Carmen Will Do Anything To Get Her Citizenship Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Brown, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?" "A female, of course," shouted Farmer Brown!. "What do you think I am...some sort of queer?"

A Dog In Heat
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Condom Dog
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What do you do with all of those?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"

Dr. Seuss Lost Tongue Twister.
Instructions: 1. Read each line aloud. THIS is this cat THIS is is cat THIS is how cat THIS is to cat THIS is keep cat THIS is a cat THIS is dumbass cat THIS is busy cat THIS is for cat THIS is thirty cat THIS is seconds cat 2. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the TOP. 3. Dumbass.

Religion And Stuff
I am not a fan of organized religion. Hypocrites and judgemental ppl. If we truly lived as the bible teaches women would be second class citizens, and must follow everything their husbands say. I am struggling with some things right now..not myown religion because Im agnostic but with the whole ideal that going to church fixes everything. The one person who can fix you is YOU not god or jesus. Anyhow I could go on for hour but i needed to get that bit out. Heres the only bible verse you will see my quote cuz its the only one I think is worth quoting. 1 Corinthians 13:4 1 If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. 3 And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profi

Chapter 3 { Dracular
CHAPTER 3 Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued When I found that I was a prisoner a sort of wild feeling came over me. I rushed up and down the stairs, trying every door and peering out of every window I could find, but after a little the conviction of my helplessness overpowered all other feelings. When I look back after a few hours I think I must have been mad for the time, for I behaved much as a rat does in a trap. When, however, the conviction had come to me that I was helpless I sat down quietly, as quietly as I have ever done anything in my life, and began to think over what was best to be done. I am thinking still, and as yet have come to no definite conclusion. Of one thing only am I certain. That it is no use making my ideas known to the Count. He knows well that I am imprisoned, and as he has done it himself, and has doubtless his own motives for it, he would only deceive me if I trusted him fully with the facts. So far as I can see, my only plan will be to keep my know

Chapter 2 { Dracular
CHAPTER 2 Jonathan Harker's Journal Continued May 5.--I must have been asleep, for certainly if I had been fully awake I must have noticed the approach of such a remarkable place. In the gloom the courtyard looked of considerable size, and as several dark ways led from it under great round arches, it perhaps seemed bigger than it really is. I have not yet been able to see it by daylight. When the caleche stopped, the driver jumped down and held out his hand to assist me to alight. Again I could not but notice his prodigious strength. His hand actually seemed like a steel vice that could have crushed mine if he had chosen. Then he took my traps, and placed them on the ground beside me as I stood close to a great door, old and studded with large iron nails, and set in a projecting doorway of massive stone. I could see even in th e dim light that the stone was massively carved, but that the carving had been much worn by time and weather. As I stood, the driver jumped again into his

My Back And Why I Am Mia
I had a spinal epidural. It was extremely painful. They said the pain should get better in 3-7 days. I am personally hoping for the 3. Due to back pain and RL issues I havent been able to get on tap much but HOPEFULLY that will soon change. I miss and luv you all. MUAH

I Just Want All The Bs To Stop
I WANT MAGICALLY DELICIOUS TO STOP SENDING ME FREAKING EMAILS ABOUT HER AND TALENTED TONGUES SHOUT BOX CONVERSATIONS.AND TO STAY OUT OF MY PROFILE. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO READ WHAT THE HELL U TWO HAVE TO SAY AND TO READ A MAN BEG. HAS GOT TO BE THE SADDEST THING AROUND AND BEGGING TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HER SHE MUST NOT BEABLE TO GET ANYONE OFFLINE. THAT SHE HAS TO GO TO THE INTERNET TO MEET GUYS.. WELL TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND UD KNOW WHY. SHE IS JUST AS SORRY AND PATHETIC AS NOT SO TALENTED TONGUE.. AN SPEAKING OF NOT SO TALENTED TONGUE... HE IS JOBLESS. HE LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY AND DADDY STILL. AND HE THINKS CT IS HIS LIFE AND THAT OF COURSE AND MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.. I MEAN SOMEHOW HE LOST HIS OLD PROFILE ON HERE AND HE HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE. AND LINDA IF U ARE READING THIS. HE IS ACCUSING U OF DOING IT. EVEN THOUGH MELISSA HAS HIS PASSWORD NOW AND MAGICALLY DELICIOUS AND LAURA BOTH HAVE HAD HIS PASSWORD AS WELL... ANYWAYS.. HE IS SO WORRIED ABOUT GETTING ALL HIS FRIENDS

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
if ya don't like 311... well uh i don't know what to tell ya you don't like anything then lol cause 311 have always been so much fun to rock out to and this is like my favorite song by them this is Down by 311 Enjoy :D Chill. light on my sight as my ego becomes A funky child with some words on my tongue Be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose While i scatter my spit i dream of juice Have you ever made out in dark hallways Displayed a kiss that made your day or say Play a track from your record collection It's your mix, congratulations We've changed a lot and then some some Know that we have always been down down And if i ever didn't thank you you Then just let me do it now I bet you light up when we start the show follow me now Very closely because i told you so you know We glow because we throw sun rays We be freaky and we wanna stay CHORUS Lightning strikes yo we be in that violent force of light Guaranteed to turn it out as bad as dolemite 'Cuz

Not That Funny, But Funny
> Subject: Fw: SEX - CHURCH & PANCAKES > > > > > > > Teen age sex The mother of a 17-year-old girl > was concerned that her > > daughter was having sex. > > > > Worried the girl might become pregnant and > adversely impact the family's > > status, she consulted the family doctor. > > > > The doctor told her that teenagers today were > very willful and any > > attempt to stop the girl would probably result in > rebellion. He then told > > her to arrange for her daughter to be put on > birth control and until > > then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. > > Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing > for a date, the woman > > told her about the situation and handed her a box > of condoms. > > > > The girl burst out laughing and reached over to > hug her mother saying: > > > > "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm > dating Susan!" > > > > > > > > > > Church: > > A man went to church one day and > > afte

Chapter 1 { Dracular
CHAPTER 1 Jonathan Harker's Journal May 3. Bistritz.-- Left Munich at 8:35 P.M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. Buda-Pesth seems a wonderful place, from the glimpse which I got of it from the train and the little I could walk through the streets. I feared to go very far from the station, as we had arrived late and would start as near the correct time as possible. The impression I had was that we were leaving the West and entering the East; the most western of splendid bridges over the Danube, which is here of noble width and depth, took us among the traditions of Turkish rule. We left in pretty good time, and came after nightfall to Klausenburgh. Here I stopped for the night at the Hotel Royale. I had for dinner, or rather supper, a chicken done up some way with red pepper, which was very good but thirsty. (Mem. get recipe for Mina.) I asked the waiter, and he said it was called "paprika hendl," and

Hip - Hop For Dummies!!!!
I'm writing this blog in an effort to dispel the myth that most people fully understand what they are talking about when they ramble on about just about ANYTHING! When it comes to Hip-Hop, I AM AN AUTHORITY..that's right I said it. I AM AN AUTHORITY!!! Why do I say that? Well, I'm 40 and I was born in Harlem and raised in the Bronx. I saw Hip-Hop from it's NEOPHYTE stages to the most marketed form of music. BUT HOLD UP?!?!?! What's being marketed today ... IS NOT HIP-HOP! Lets get some fact straight: 1. HIP-HOP is NOT music, IT IS A CULTURE!!! 2. HIP-HOP is not JUST Rap music and 3. HIP-HOP is not JUST FOR BLACKS!!! It's UNIVERSAL!!!! HIP - HOP MUSIC, is music is in it's PUREST form. Because a person can sing or play an instrument does NOT necessarily make the sound MUSIC...it may be melodic, but it's not music...MUSIC, like MATH...Transcends, racial barriers, cultures and languages. HIP-HOP is music in it's PUREST form...however..THIS SHIT BEING PUMPED TO THE M

Heart
Dissillusioned Heart Break Can Haunt Thy Saddened Heart's Own Loss. A very slow dripping dropp o' salted rain fro' thy eye's own heart... Shed the tear of broken love drifting two lovers lost apart. How did'st thy heart fade fro' thee? ... How made i mistakes of loveless flight fro' me? Where did'st thou feelings escape fro' mine tightened grasp? ... Crymental statements seem saddend not ment to last. Shattered broken heart fallen off edged... Moral shrunken as stolen and emptied as dredged. Lost horizons of the hearts lost.... Can to sudden stopped to lowest saddened delayed of unheartening's total mixed lot's cost. Michael Gale

New Work Pattern Is A Killer....
Well, they say be careful what you wish for I guess. I spent a few months out of work recently, with all my life changes in the last 18 months, joblessness was all I needed. Anyway, last week my old company contacted me and said my replacement was awful AND had gone on long term sick leave, and would I please cover for a few months. Being way too nice of course I said yes, and offered myself too cheaply as well considering all I had given that company in the past. Anyway, I now have a shift pattern where 10-12 in the morning until lunchtime I am working monday to friday, then I'm "on call every weekday evening from 18:30 to 22:30. There goes my social life (like i really had one pf those anyway, Mr Recluse does social - NOT) And to top it all off, I am on call every other weekend as well from 11am to 11 pm. well, I wante dto be earning again, I just have to wait until the end of the ciontract to spend any of my money on getting me out of the house :-S David

My Reason
Well I have met alot of fun ladies over the past couple of months I have to say i am still searching for my reason.When I was with an old girlfriend I remember having a reason to work harder,wake up,and pretty much know why I wanted to be anything in life was because I wanted to be with her.I wanted to buy her things not to just impress her but cause something I saw reminded me of her so I bought it. I have not felt that way in some time. I still search for my reason,my love,and that person who makes me smile just being next to me.I know most people want things in life and feel that having a status or high profile in life think thats important,but not to me.the only thing that I really want that could really give me any drive would have to be my reason. some people get what I am saying some dont.Take it any why you want its just how I feel.

Book 2 Chapter 27 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TEN THE EPILOGUE I cannot but regret, now that I am concluding my story, how little I am able to contribute to the discussion of the many debatable questions which are still unsettled. In one respect I shall certainly provoke criticism. My particular province is speculative philosophy. My knowledge of com- parative physiology is confined to a book or two, but it seems to me that Carver's suggestions as to the reason of the rapid death of the Martians is so probable as to be regarded almost as a proven conclusion. I have assumed that in the body of my narrative. At any rate, in all the bodies of the Martians that were examined after the war, no bacteria except those already known as terrestrial species were found. That they did not bury any of their dead, and the reckless slaughter they per- petrated, point also to an entire ignorance of the putrefactive process. But probable as this seems, it is by no means a proven conclusion. Neither is the composit

Heartbeat
i walk along darkness all around soft footed i am carefull not to make a sound a cold chill will greet you as i come so close to hear you breathe a slight intake for i am unlike most a creature of uncertainty a pleasureable being wings of black unfold my kisses reign a crimson red tide to make you cold

Book 2 Chapter 26 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER NINE WRECKAGE And now comes the strangest thing in my story. Yet, perhaps, it is not altogether strange. I remember, clearly and coldly and vividly, all that I did that day until the time that I stood weeping and praising God upon the summit of Prim- rose Hill. And then I forget. Of the next three days I know nothing. I have learned since that, so far from my being the first discoverer of the Martian overthrow, several such wanderers as myself had already discovered this on the previous night. One man-- the first--had gone to St. Martin's-le-Grand, and, while I sheltered in the cabmen's hut, had contrived to telegraph to Paris. Thence the joyful news had flashed all over the world; a thousand cities, chilled by ghastly apprehensions, sud- denly flashed into frantic illuminations; they knew of it in Dublin, Edinburgh, Manchester, Birmingham, at the time when I stood upon the verge of the pit. Already men, weep- ing with joy, as I have heard, shouting and sta

Poetry
I do not love Thee I DO not love thee!--no! I do not love thee! And yet when thou art absent I am sad; And envy even the bright blue sky above thee, Whose quiet stars may see thee and be glad. I do not love thee!--yet, I know not why, Whate'er thou dost seems still well done, to me: And often in my solitude I sigh That those I do love are not more like thee! I do not love thee!--yet, when thou art gone, I hate the sound (though those who speak be dear) Which breaks the lingering echo of the tone Thy voice of music leaves upon my ear. I do not love thee!--yet thy speaking eyes, With their deep, bright, and most expressive blue, Between me and the midnight heaven arise, Oftener than any eyes I ever knew. I know I do not love thee! yet, alas! Others will scarcely trust my candid heart; And oft I catch them smiling as they pass, Because they see me gazing where thou art. Caroline Elizabeth Sarah Norton

Book 2 Chapter 25 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER EIGHT DEAD LONDON After I had parted from the artilleryman, I went down the hill, and by the High Street across the bridge to Fulham. The red weed was tumultuous at that time, and nearly choked the bridge roadway; but its fronds were already whitened in patches by the spreading disease that presently removed it so swiftly. At the corner of the lane that runs to Putney Bridge station I found a man lying. He was as black as a sweep with the black dust, alive, but helplessly and speechlessly drunk. I could get nothing from him but curses and furious lunges at my head. I think I should have stayed by him but for the brutal expression of his face. There was black dust along the roadway from the bridge onwards, and it grew thicker in Fulham. The streets were horribly quiet. I got food--sour, hard, and mouldy, but quite eatable--in a baker's shop here. Some way towards Walham Green the streets became clear of powder, and I passed a white terrace of houses on

For Those Who Want To Keep In Touch....
I may not be on here much anymore but you I made a new myspace account. It is located at http://www.myspace.com/therealviciousvamp and of course you can always email me at vv@viciousvamp.com

Stress
Have you ever gotten to that point in your life you realize, wow... WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??? I realized last night, I so deeply want someone to be there for me to tell me what I should be doing... some days I feel lost. I feel like I have no one to guide me through the dark. I have so much bullshit on my plate, and I haven't the slightest idea how to handle anything... what do i do? Man, i whine too damned much, huh? Yeah, I know I do... but I have the right, right? I mean, nothing seems to want to go my way recently... I wish people would listen to what I say, do as I say, then leave me the fuck alone... SOOOO many people are pushing their way to be involved in my life right now, despite how agitated i have been. Man, people don't realize what's going on in my life and in my head... I am going through some seriously rough shit, and I have people worried and concerned about their own feelings, because i am ignoring them, god it's fucking annoying. There are some people i truly WANT

In Pieces . . . . . .
Anger, frustration, rage in your face I wish I could see you again, put you in your place. All this because of you. I wished you truly loved me.. I wish I could love you too. When I think of you I go blank. You might as well put a sword to my back & made me walk the plank. From birth you have destroyed me, left me in pieces. What do I do & what can I be when everything I am was taken from me? How can you so this to one you created? From my life now you have slowly faded I have some one know who is helping me cope. Some thing in my life that is giving me hope. I also have a daughter I raise as though she is my own. I pray I show her nothing I have been shown. She deserves better than What I had * maybe more that I can give. I will NEVER make her dread every day that she lives!!!!

Why?
why do guys think they can screw around with girls hearts and minds. last night i barely slept a wink... instead, i cried... and when i didnt cry, and i did sleep, i dreamed of him... i got up exausted this morning, both physically and mentally... im all cried out, i cant anymore... im sick of being played as the fool. im sick of crying. sick of being lied to... i just want to be left alone. torn apart and teary eyed, signing off for now... i sure hope YOURE happy!

Book 2 Chapter 24 {the War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SEVEN THE MAN ON PUTNEY HILL I spent that night in the inn that stands at the top of Putney Hill, sleeping in a made bed for the first time since my flight to Leatherhead. I will not tell the needless trouble I had breaking into that house--afterwards I found the front door was on the latch--nor how I ransacked every room for food, until just on the verge of despair, in what seemed to me to be a servant's bedroom, I found a rat- gnawed crust and two tins of pineapple. The place had been already searched and emptied. In the bar I afterwards found some biscuits and sandwiches that had been over- looked. The latter I could not eat, they were too rotten, but the former not only stayed my hunger, but filled my pockets. I lit no lamps, fearing some Martian might come beating that part of London for food in the night. Before I went to bed I had an interval of restlessness, and prowled from window to window, peering out for some sign of these monsters. I slept little. As I

So Excited!
This is almost all over now! Goin to take a shower and then to see what the verdict is ... I swear, we owe his lawyer HUGE for this! I mean, it IS his job, but still ... the man has done wonderous things for my brother too and just continues to astound me. Either way though, this afternoon I should have good news ... and it's not going to involve years or even months!! :)

Branded
branded by ellie may in canada Imagine me ... kissing you, licking your lips gently with the tip of my tongue, then pulling away to tease. Tickling your tongue with mine, then pulling away again, as you come at me in frustration, wanting more. You stick your tongue in my mouth and I suck on it as if it was your cock, up and down, up and down ... mmm. You let out a throaty moan as you imagine me sucking that way on your cock. You feel a bit of juice leak out and wet your belly as you grab my ass, and pull my pelvis towards the bulge in your jeans. Teasing once again, I pull away, only to turn around and place my ass against the bulge that's growing larger and harder. I rub it against your jeans feeling how truly aroused you are. You run your hands up, from my belly over my breasts, the thin material of my shirt in your way. You pause on them and rub them gently, although this is difficult for you because your arousal makes you want to squeeze hard, fists full. I groan with delight

Charlie Daniels
HATS OFF TO CHARLIE DANIELS....AT LEAST HE HAS THE COURAGE TO SPEAK HIS MIND!!! I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. I don't blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place. But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal, it is flat out wrong, and I don't care how many lala-land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons. I don't need sensitivity lessons. In fact I don't have anything against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals. And anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal. And if you don't believe it, try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that

1947
THE YEAR WAS 1947! *Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.* *This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered upped by the US Air Force and the government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, **exactly nine months after that historic day**:* **Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.* *See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? * This piece of information may clear up a lot of things!*

Bubba
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a smal

Cow At Home,..milk For Free?,..not Any More,...
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. . . 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you,

Book 2 Chapter 23 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SIX THE WORK OF FIFTEEN DAYS For some time I stood tottering on the mound regardless of my safety. Within that noisome den from which I had emerged I had thought with a narrow intensity only of our immediate security. I had not realised what had been hap- pening to the world, had not anticipated this startling vision of unfamiliar things. I had expected to see Sheen in ruins-- I found about me the landscape, weird and lurid, of another planet. For that moment I touched an emotion beyond the common range of men, yet one that the poor brutes we dominate know only too well. I felt as a rabbit might feel returning to his burrow and suddenly confronted by the work of a dozen busy navvies digging the foundations of a house. I felt the first inkling of a thing that presently grew quite clear in my mind, that oppressed me for many days, a sense of dethronement, a persuasion that I was no longer a master, but an animal among the animals, under the Martian heel. With

When Did I...
..stop being a 99 lb cheerleader and turn into a chubby housewife?! When I was in high school, I was a cheerleader. I was the skinny perky so hyper most people probably wanted to give me a seditive just so they could stand to be around me weighed 99 pounds (102 at my heaviest and wow did I freak out over that 3 pound weight gain!) chick that the other cheerleaders tossed into the air. I was a "flyer". I had to be light so I could be tossed as high as possible into the air. I also had the ability to project my teeny little southern accented voice way to the back of the stands. So I was a loud, hyper, skinny, perky 99 pound cheerleader. Pom Poms and all. I wont say how much I weigh now, but unless my former fellow cheerleaders are on mega doses of steroids, I doubt they would be able to drag me out of a burning building let alone toss me 30 feet into the air. So today I enter into stage 2 of my plan. I call it my "I know I'll never be a cheerleader again (ok so I have that one k

Thursday And Counting Down!
Counting down to the weekend, that is! None of the guys are into demolition at the moment, lmao! My Career Day talks went very well, so Dakota tells me, lol! I thought they had, too. I love to briing and share my "toys" - needles of all sizes, cups for cupping, guasha tools; all the lovely little oddities that make Oriental Medicine so much fun, lol!! Didn't show off my fire needles, those are my pride and joy, lol! Someday I'll tell you how they work - and, no, they are not legal in the US of A!! I'm so happy the current "hair trauma" isn't mine, lol! Unfortunately, Taylor decided the all one layer look was not for him. His hair was too poofy, lol! So he went to have it layered - which made the poofiness worse! Damn, I could have told him that, if he'd just waited for me to get home!!! So he now has a rather short, layered haircut, long on the sides, a tad asymmetrical - think AFI, lol! I thought girls were bad - Taylor came home and locked himself in his room, he was so upset!

Book 2 Chapter 22 { The War Of The Worlds
22 CHAPTER FIVE THE STILLNESS My first act before I went into the pantry was to fasten the door between the kitchen and the scullery. But the pantry was empty; every scrap of food had gone. Appar- ently, the Martian had taken it all on the previous day. At that discovery I despaired for the first time. I took no food, or no drink either, on the eleventh or the twelfth day. At first my mouth and throat were parched, and my strength ebbed sensibly. I sat about in the darkness of the scullery, in a state of despondent wretchedness. My mind ran on eating. I thought I had become deaf, for the noises of movement I had been accustomed to hear from the pit had ceased absolutely. I did not feel strong enough to crawl noiselessly to the peephole, or I would have gone there. On the twelfth day my throat was so painful that, taking the chance of alarming the Martians, I attacked the creaking rain-water pump that stood by the sink, and got a couple of glassfuls of blackened

Behind These Walls
Because of the hurt I want to push you away. But when you are around I beg you to stay. I wish things were different and we weren't drifting apart Because being with out you is breaking my heart. I wonder if I'm in love or just afraid to let go. You say you love me, but this love you don't show. Is this for real or just an allusion? I can't handle the drama & all the confusion. Why does all this pain always happen to me? Why can't I just disappear, just let me be. I will close my doors and disappear inside. This is where I find comfort, this is where I shall hide. Behind this wall is where I shall be Behind these walls no one can hurt me . . . .

Example Of Insanity...
yesterday, I decided that since my sister wanted my mother's carved desk, (mom passed away in feb) I needed to move said desk out of my bedroom, and naturally replace the desk with a new one, and bookshelves. Not normally a major undertaking.... However, I am disabled, I have degenerative disk and bone disease in my lumbar spine. It is a quite interesting ailment.... two, sometimes as many as 5 times a day, I get this shocking pain in my lower spine, I jerk like I have been struck by a jolt of electricity, and my brain suddenly forgets that I have two legs, such as they are, and I do a face plant into the ground, floor, or what ever is handy, even WHEN I have my cane. And the social security judge denied my claim of disability at my last hearing, even with two specialists and a physical therapists statements on witnessing such episodes, and an ER report. So, with that in mind, I decided I could move a solid teak and mahogonny desk to the living room... CAN WE SAY STOOOP

Book 2 Chapter 21 { The War Of The Worlds
21 CHAPTER FOUR THE DEATH OF THE CURATE It was on the sixth day of our imprisonment that I peeped for the last time, and presently found myself alone. Instead of keeping close to me and trying to oust me from the slit, the curate had gone back into the scullery. I was struck by a sudden thought. I went back quickly and quietly into the scullery. In the darkness I heard the curate drink- ing. I snatched in the darkness, and my fingers caught a bottle of burgundy. For a few minutes there was a tussle. The bottle struck the floor and broke, and I desisted and rose. We stood panting and threatening each other. In the end I planted myself between him and the food, and told him of my determination to begin a discipline. I divided the food in the pantry, into rations to last us ten days. I would not let him eat any more that day. In the afternoon he made a feeble effort to get at the food. I had been dozing, but in an instant I was awake. All day and all night we sat face

Grow Up
dear you pathetic little piece of shit perhaps if you spent half as much time getting a life of your own as you do stalking me and down rating me you would figure out what I already have that you are a waste and should just do us all a favor and go fuck yourself with a rusted razor

Book 2 Chapter 20 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER THREE THE DAYS OF IMPRISONMENT The arrival of a second fighting-machine drove us from our peephole into the scullery, for we feared that from his elevation the Martian might see down upon us behind our barrier. At a later date we began to feel less in danger of their eyes, for to an eye in the dazzle of the sunlight outside our refuge must have been blank blackness, but at first the slightest suggestion of approach drove us into the scullery in heart-throbbing retreat. Yet terrible as was the danger we incurred, the attraction of peeping was for both of us irresist- ible. And I recall now with a sort of wonder that, in spite of the infinite danger in which we were between starvation and a still more terrible death, we could yet struggle bitterly for that horrible privilege of sight. We would race across the kitchen in a grotesque way between eagerness and the dread of making a noise, and strike each other, and thrust add kick, within a few inches of exposure.

Book 2 Chapter 19 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TWO WHAT WE SAW FROM THE RUINED HOUSE After eating we crept back to the scullery, and there I must have dozed again, for when presently I looked round I was alone. The thudding vibration continued with wearisome persistence. I whispered for the curate several times, and at last felt my way to the door of the kitchen. It was still day- light, and I perceived him across the room, lying against the triangular hole that looked out upon the Martians. His shoulders were hunched, so that his head was hidden from me. I could hear a number of noises almost like those in an engine shed; and the place rocked with that beating thud. Through the aperture in the wall I could see the top of a tree touched with gold and the warm blue of a tranquil evening sky. For a minute or so I remained watching the curate, and then I advanced, crouching and stepping with extreme care amid the broken crockery that littered the floor. I touched the curate's leg, and he started so v

Over Sexed Doctor
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day ong. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: Dave.............................. Dave........... You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard!

Book 2 Chapter 18 { The War Of The Worlds
BOOK TWO THE EARTH UNDER THE MARTIANS CHAPTER ONE UNDER FOOT In the first book I have wandered so much from my own adventures to tell of the experiences of my brother that all through the last two chapters I and the curate have been lurking in the empty house at Halliford whither we fled to escape the Black Smoke. There I will resume. We stopped there all Sunday night and all the next day--the day of the panic--in a little island of daylight, cut off by the Black Smoke from the rest of the world. We could do nothing but wait in aching inactivity during those two weary days. My mind was occupied by anxiety for my wife. I figured her at Leatherhead, terrified, in danger, mourning me already as a dead man. I paced the rooms and cried aloud when I thought of how I was cut off from her, of all that might hap- pen to her in my absence. My cousin I knew was brave enough for any emergency, but he was not the sort of man to realise danger quickly, to rise prompt

Do Harleyss Rule ?
HARLEY-DAVIDSON Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"God said, "Yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaw s in your invention:1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end prot

Chapter 17 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN THE "THUNDER CHILD" Had the Martians aimed only at destruction, they might on Monday have annihilated the entire population of London, as it spread itself slowly through the home counties. Not only along the road through Barnet, but also through Edgware and Waltham Abbey, and along the roads eastward to South- end and Shoeburyness, and south of the Thames to Deal and Broadstairs, poured the same frantic rout. If one could have hung that June morning in a balloon in the blazing blue above London every northward and eastward road running out of the tangled maze of streets would have seemed stippled black with the streaming fugitives, each dot a human agony of terror and physical distress. I have set forth at length in the last chapter my brother's account of the road through Chipping Barnet, in order that my readers may realise how that swarming of black dots appeared to one of those con- cerned. Never before in the history of the world had such a mass of h

Attention My Freaks....
I will be going out of town tomorrow after work until Monday afternoon. For those of you with my number...feel fee to use it. This trip ia a MUCH needed get away....to see my Sista... PS...last time i saw her i was bad...so maybe if you all pray enough i will be bad again and there will be more pictures...lol Yeah yeah so i kiss girls when i am hammered...get over it...or watch im awe...your choice!

The Answer Is...repent!
Genesis 18:20-26 So the Lord told Abraham, “I have heard a great outcry from Sodom and Gomorrah, because their sin is so flagrant. I am going down to see if their actions are as wicked as I have heard. If not, I want to know.” The other men turned and headed toward Sodom, but the Lord remained with Abraham. Abraham approached him and said, “Will you sweep away both the righteous and the wicked? Suppose you find fifty righteous people living there in the city—will you still sweep it away and not spare it for their sakes Surely you wouldn’t do such a thing, destroying the righteous along with the wicked. Why, you would be treating the righteous and the wicked exactly the same! Surely you wouldn’t do that! Should not the Judge of all the earth do what is right?” And the Lord replied, “If I find fifty righteous people in Sodom, I will spare the entire city for their sake.” When a nation loses its ability to discern morality, it embarks on a slippery slope toward self-dest

Chapter 16 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER SIXTEEN THE EXODUS FROM LONDON So you understand the roaring wave of fear that swept through the greatest city in the world just as Monday was dawning--the stream of flight rising swiftly to a torrent, lash- ing in a foaming tumult round the railway stations, banked up into a horrible struggle about the shipping in the Thames, and hurrying by every available channel northward and east- ward. By ten o'clock the police organisation, and by midday even the railway organisations, were losing coherency, losing shape and efficiency, guttering, softening, running at last in that swift liquefaction of the social body. All the railway lines north of the Thames and the South- Eastern people at Cannon Street had been warned by mid- night on Sunday, and trains were being filled. People were fighting savagely for standing-room in the carriages even at two o'clock. By three, people were being trampled and crushed even in Bishopsgate Street, a couple of hundred yards or mor

At Least Someone Does
At least someone does 1. ? : At least 1 pearson in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. ? : At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. ? : The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. ? : A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. ? : Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. ? : You mean the world to someone. 7. ? : If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. ? : You are special and unique. 9. ? : Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. ? : When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. ? : When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. ? : When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner then la

I Get Attached To People
I'm the type of person that gets attached to others rather quickly if I spend anytime getting to know them.I can't seem to help it and because of this I get hurt alot.I've been on this site since December 6th.I've said goodbye to 2 friends already.One won't be back at all and one will be gone till the end of summer.I was upset enough to cry for most of the day after telling them bye.I know I'm tenderhearted and that people come and go in your lifetime alot.But it doesn't stop me from becoming attached to them.I would not want it to either.

Chapter 15 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER FIFTEEN WHAT HAD HAPPENED IN SURREY It was while the curate had sat and talked so wildly to me under the hedge in the flat meadows near Halliford, and while my brother was watching the fugitives stream over Westminster Bridge, that the Martians had resumed the of- fensive. So far as one can ascertain from the conflicting accounts that have been put forth, the majority of them remained busied with preparations in the Horsell pit until nine that night, hurrying on some operation that disengaged huge volumes of green smoke. But three certainly came out about eight o'clock and, advancing slowly and cautiously, made their way through Byfleet and Pyrford towards Ripley and Weybridge, and so came in sight of the expectant batteries against the setting sun. These Martians did not advance in a body, but in a line, each perhaps a mile and a half from his nearest fellow. They communicated with one another by means of sirenlike howls, running up and down the scale fr

Can Someone Explain? I Don't Understand!
Ok this is the deal! When I first signed up for the CHERRY TAP the site insisted that I upload a photo so that I would #1 be able to do lots more stuff, #2 so that people woild know that I was a real person because who wants to go to a party where they can't see anyones faces and so on : well for the last 3 days "someine has been rating my things a 2. The only thing that my alert says is someone rated photo or profile or blog or whatever what I dont get is how is this happening? I cant even find a profile of there's to go to so that I may block them so I am at a loss for what to do. All of these horrible scores are lowering my average for the day and it is sad because I spend alot of time on here and I spread the love around and I certainly do not want to be rating someone who dosent. How in the world can I stop this someone from entering my site ever again? I really don't care if they dont like my things I just dont want them to stay hidden. I would like to return the favor. If any of

Chapter 14 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER FOURTEEN IN LONDON My younger brother was in London when the Martians fell at Woking. He was a medical student working for an imminent examination, and he heard nothing of the arrival until Saturday morning. The morning papers on Saturday contained, in addition to lengthy special articles on the planet Mars, on life in the planets, and so forth, a brief and vaguely worded telegram, all the more striking for its brevity. The Martians, alarmed by the approach of a crowd, had killed a number of people with a quick-firing gun, so the story ran. The telegram concluded with the words: "Formi- dable as they seem to be, the Martians have not moved from the pit into which they have fallen, and, indeed, seem incapa- ble of doing so. Probably this is due to the relative strength of the earth's gravitational energy." On that last text their leader-writer expanded very comfortingly. Of course all the students in the crammer's biology class, to which my brother w

Micky D's Is Tired Of Their Mcjob Reference
Good Morning. It’s 65 degrees out in the shade, color me happy. Well it’s shaded out because the sun rays have yet to dance across the landscape of Michigan and tickle the shores on the ways to Illinois. In the News today McDonald’s is all up in arms over the term “McJob” Apparently their tired of the definition of that word. noun: (slang) a low-paying, dead-end job. Well, fancy that. The article goes on to say that 10% of Americas work force at one time held a job at the fast food empire. Hmmm, imagine that. They are tired of people just using it as a stepping stone. Well, let us just review the facts. Shall we? Mostly always it would be a first time job for a child still attending school. That’s a fact. I would rather see little Bobby or Susie working there slinging burgers and fries and splling cokes and shakes on the floor or the counter. Then holding a job at the Nuclear resistor plant. Since you need to be 35 to be President of the United States that job is out of the questio

Chapter 13 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER THIRTEEN HOW I FELL IN WITH THE CURATE After getting this sudden lesson in the power of terres- trial weapons, the Martians retreated to their original position upon Horsell Common; and in their haste, and encumbered with the de'bris of their smashed companion, they no doubt overlooked many such a stray and negligible victim as myself. Had they left their comrade and pushed on forthwith, there was nothing at that time between them and London but batteries of twelve-pounder guns, and they would certainly have reached the capital in advance of the tidings of their approach; as sudden, dreadful, and destructive their advent would have been as the earthquake that destroyed Lisbon a century ago. But they were in no hurry. Cylinder followed cylinder on its interplanetary flight; every twenty-four hours brought them reinforcement. And meanwhile the military and naval authorities, now fully alive to the tremendous power of their antagonists, worked with furious e

The Cost Of A Child
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly kis

I Fucked My Way Into This Mess And I Will Fuck My Way Out!
I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked. See, I went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold, who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team, wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt. So I fucked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow. And then I fucked her friend Michelle (a great fuck), and Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina, who's a fucking Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night. Fucking incredible fucking. Then it hits me: Fuck. Rina is my boss's daughter, that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year, and my damn wife told me last week that if I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to "walk out that [fucking] door and never come back." And it takes a fuckload of nerve for my wife to say that. But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks u

Cake Or Bed
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > HONEY, > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. > > HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > "GE" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO. > > FINE, ...THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > > FINE, SHE SAYS > THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK > > I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T > WANT TO FIX THE STEPS. > HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > I DON'T THINK SO > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > COUPLE OF HOURS............................... > > HE STARTS TO FEEL

It's My Wall
I have been getting a lot of shit lately from some people about my attitude and inability to let people get to know me. Oh there are so many reasons for this that I can’t even begin to explain them all, nor do I really care to spill my entire life story to a bunch of men who don’t give a damn one way or another what I have to say or how I really feel. So, I decided to write this and put what I want them to know out there and hope that they take the time to read and appreciate what I am saying because most of this I will not repeat just for your benefit or amusement. Yeah I do have a huge fucking wall up between me and the outside world. I know it’s there, I put it there. That wall exists in order for me to exist. I am a strong fucking woman, I have went through shit in my life that others only have nightmares about and I have waded my way through it all. I have done it all on my own - no man by my side to help me through - no real family there to offer support - just me and my

2nd Story
You come home a little late one night, the house is dark and looks lonely from the outside. Slowly you enter, you have been at work all day, and it feels like such a long day. All you want to do is curl up in bed with a glass of wine and the TV, but I have other plans for you this evening..... You are dressed in a smart business suit, but are wearing stockings and suspenders under your suit as that is what your master insists upon. You drop your bag on the floor and hang up your coat, you walk up the stairs and head towards the bedroom. Before you get to the bedroom you are grabbed from behind, you try to scream but there is a gloved hand across your mouth. Your hear a voice you recognize tell you not to struggle or it will be worse for you. A leather blindfold is placed across your eyes shutting out all light and heightening your other senses. You are told to perform a strip tease, as music starts to play, you try to do as you are told but it is very difficult as you cannot see w

R.i.p. Bishop G. E. Patterson 9/22/39 ~ 3/20/07
G.E. Patterson, the presiding bishop of the Church of God in Christ and a minister for almost 50 years, died of heart failure Tuesday in Memphis, Tenn., the church announced. He was 67. Patterson was hospitalized in January for an undisclosed illness and told his followers in 2005 that he had prostate cancer. The predominantly black Protestant denomination, with headquarters in Memphis, claims 6 million members worldwide and traces its origins to the late 1800s. The church grew with the development of its multimedia ministries, starting with a gospel radio station in Memphis and moving into television with weekly broadcasts on the BET and TBN cable networks. Patterson became known for his dynamic sermons, often featuring his signature theme, "Be healed, be delivered and be set free." "Under his leadership we've seen tremendous strides toward true spirituality," said San Diego jurisdictional Bishop George D. McKinney, a member of the church's general board. The church wil

Natural Highs.... These R So True
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice abou

Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chi

Thoughts For The Weekend
Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember,if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy,it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. But Most Of All, Remember ! A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Menopause And Getting Older Lol
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4.. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Games To Play When We R Older
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5 Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Bulletins
I'm confused here everyone wants there bulletins reposted. And i give the courtesy of reading and reposting. Yet once i repost it no one gives me the courtesy of reading or commenting on it. This seems very onesided to me and very unfair should this continue i will be the one not repsoting for anybody sorry. yet that's the way i feel about. JOHNNYREB

So Hollow.../goodbye My Lover..
Everymorning the sun quietly creeps in. Slips through the curtains and curls around your toes... You keep your eyes closed as I slowly stretch and slide away from the ever crowding rays... A smile on my face I remember the night before. I know its a bittersweet ache in my empty arms. But I am free, you are bound. I wanted you to see how easy moving on can be. Even I know it is hardly true. For every park I pass and every memorable spot that shows me you is a thought you live with too. I don't expect you to be impressionable to your days ahead~ I only wish I could walk on with ease. The pressure in my head finally released~ I hold the purity of what existed within my cross. Don't lose confidence or spite, lift yourself up, when you're alone working those hands, just remember I am there as I always have... You can't believe every tear is a picture of faith. Or every fault is a weakness... how could that be true when there was no fault in loving you. You know this yet you

Kentucky Women .. Lmao
I love this one. It is so true. We Kentucky women kick butt. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from KENTUCKY . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't se

Blah And Icky
So today is my birthday. I am turning 32 and I am hating it sooo much. Between counting greys and wondering where my perky boobies went it kinda has me feeling blah. And I am not doing a thing for my birthday either so that has me saying blah too.

Blind Man In Biker Bar :)
BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR >>> >>> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. >>> >>> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. >>> >>> After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna >>> hear a blonde joke?" >>> >>> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky >>> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I >>> think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should >>> know five things: >>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. >>> >>> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. >>> >>> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. >>> >>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional >>> weightlifter. >>> >>> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. >>> >>> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that >>> joke?" >>> >>> The blind man thinks for a s

I Have Ask U To Please Ask Before Ripping My Pic
I HAVE ON MY PIC TITLE ASK BEFORE RIPPING AND STILL MY PIC R BEING RIPPED WITH OUT MINE OR OR MY GIRL'S PERMISSION IF U WANT TO RIP ONE OR MORE OF MY PIC PLEASE ASK BEFORE DOING SO AND ME OR HER WILL LET U KNOW IF U CAN OR NOT JUST UNDER ONE CONDITION U MUST RATE AND COMMENT ON ALL PICS THAT U RIP I COULD BE MEAN ABOUT ALL THIS AND HAVE U COMMENT ON ALL MY PIC BUT I AM STARTING THIS WAY FIRST SO PLEASE AGAIN ASK ME OR MY GIRL FOR PERMISSION TO RIP MY PIC BEFORE DOING SO THANKS AND HAVE A GOOD MORNING DAY OR NIGHT SOUTHERN BOYS DO IT RIGHT AKA PAPABEAR

The Night.
I walk the night. Wandering past empty shops. Ducking down alleyways. Searching the shadows. Peeking behind every putrid dumpster. And inside every dirty bar. I stalk the night. Every moment less sure of what I'll find. Maybe what I seek. Maybe nothing. Maybe... Maybe. I shun the light. As I turn I see the outline, the shadow on the wall. The darkness is where he lives. Where he breathes. He waits for me. His eyes burn bright. His movement fluid, like a cat, He flows toward me. Eager hands reaching out. Pulling me to him. I dare not fight. He is my vision. My dark sacred dream. Made a reality in harsh lines And soft edges. He is destiny unfurled. He is the night.

Kaneva
hi there everyone.how would you like to join a place where you can meet people and hang out with them in a 3d world.you can make ur own person the way you want,buy a apartment,go clubing,make your on club,buy all kinds of stuff.then go to kaneva.com and sign up.its a very kool place to hang out and talk to people.

Marital Sex...
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. The mother was a bit worried on how they were going to cope with sex.. as thet never had it before... So, she made them all promise to send her a postcard with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said.. Good till the last drop. Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a w

Ranting And Raving
why is it that there are men that lie and lie and lie to their girls and there are men that tell the truth and would give anything to please their girl. Somedays I am so lost and confused by what is going on in this world or with the people in it. I have worked since I was 14 almost 15 years old, Everything I have right now I have worked my ass off for and am still working my ass off for! Isn't there just ONE guy out there that wants to help out their girl and not blow his money away on drugs, booze, and friends. I may only be 19 but since i was 12 I have been treated like I was an adult and it has really got me no where in life except more responsabilities, bills and debt. Anymore I give up on trying to have an honest relationship because my last 3 have been a joke.

Before I Was A Mom!!!!
A good friend of my hubbys and i found this poem and i thought it was cute and fite to a T for us MOM'S!!! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I ne

Obession (last One For Now)
Obsession Each waking moment my arms long for yours to hold me, your lips brushing over mine in a fierce kiss of branding How many years and life times have i known you, yet each seem to slip away before I can claim you Once a gentle sweet love now your surrender is my obbsession waiting ,watching, dreaming blood rushing through my viens with its bitter sweet call of victory soon ill have you my love Your kisses growing more and more hungry, as though enternity will never be enough to quench your thirst the thrist of my lips and body, even my soul your mind accepting my thoughts and ways each touch more and more brazon you play a game with me you can not win your body soul and mind will be mine! I accept nothing less life times have gone by, each one longer and longer til my soul screamed Bewitching and enchanting youve stolen my soul, the price is yours in return Tormenting, pushing, struggling will pitted a

Survey About Me
Finish the Sentence:My favorite place to be is::at a good METAL show with friends I am::ME I love::METAL I am afraid of::CLOWNS (no really i am) I wish::bush would be impeached I would like to ban::Emo,Rap and Numetal music from existance I am annoyed by::Christians who feel the need to preach My favorite song is::i have way too many favorites I am most vulnerable::when im DEAD I am happiest when::with my friends at a good metal show, or when im sleeping My best trait is::my advanced knowladge of all things METAL I can always be counted on to:: be there for a friend Everyone thinks that I am::probablly a Sereal Killer, or just insane They think this because::there idiots I'd like to meet::George Carlin Life is::life Love is::no comment Marriage is for::ones who love eachother and want to spend the rest of their lives toghter Fast food is::for the most part crap, some good Let's go::not sure Just get it::not sure Sex is for::umm anyone lol Sex is best::with someone you like lol I am mo

My Lovers Embrace
MY LOVERS EMBRACE the rain gently pelting the ground beating in time with our hearts gentle caresses smooth my worries away the soft cry of a owl echoing softly in the distance reminding me we are secluded no one can harm us here in out lovers paradise his gentle kisses telling me of his love holding me tightly as though he will never let me go safety and warmth is what I feel soft sighs escaping my throat as tension leaves me his hand always there for me to hold his smile always guiding my way when im in his arms we have no need to speak his soul knows mine like it is one lovers always soul mates and friends what would I do without him how would I live secluded in his arms is where I pray I always am safe from the world and safe from its pain secluded with his love forever love safety and happiness forever ours

I Do Not Fan For Free!
IF YOU WERE SENT THIS LINK BY ME OR ANYBODY ELSE THEN YOU ARE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING. NO!!! I AM NOT BECOMING ONE OF YOUR FANS! AND I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS WHETHER YOU ADD ME OR NOT. IF YOU ARE BEGGING ME TO BE YOUR FAN THEN YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE ANY FANS. YOU ARE A FUCKIN LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN TRY TO COMMAND SOMEONE TO BE YOUR FAN. IN ORDER FOR ME TO BECOME YOUR FAN YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING THAT BENEFITS ME. I AM NOT GOING TO SIT AND WASTE MY TIME ON PEOPLE WHO ABSOLUTELY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER ME. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? I DON'T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW YOU FOR ONE THING. AND A LOT OF YOU THAT ARE BEGGING FOR FANS ARE NOT EVEN THE LEAST BIT ATTRACTIVE! YOU DON'T EVEN GET POINTS FOR HAVING FANS NOR BEING A FAN SO WHY WASTE THE FUCKIN TIME? YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME TO ADMIRE ABOUT YOU FOR ME TO BE A FAN OF YOURS. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING I RESPECT. AND THAT RESPECT IS GONE ONCE I SEE YOUR BULLSHIT STATUS NAME "RATE A

Lost Without You (yes Another One)
LOST WITHOUT YOU Cold and empty My soul longing for yours When you left my heart broke in two Never to be mended Empty touches Cold barren kisses Each more empty then before Why can none take your place The shadows of our love shinning brightly A eternal flame forever bright Why were you taken from me I thought our god was kind and loving To young to die A life not even begun You saw life through a child's innocent eyes But those eyes are forever blinded Shadows of a love Embers of a live lived together Will they always rule my heart and body Or will one day the shadow and embers be just a warm memory A warm memory seeming cold against the blaze of our love Shadows of love forever ruling me Never to be... Never to be freed from this cage If only I were freed

The Knight Of The Old Ways (you Guessed It Another Poem)
THE KNIGHT OF THE OLD WAYS THERE ONCE WAS A KNIGHT OF THE OLD WAYS TALL WITH HAIR THE COLOR OF THE EARTH FAIR OF HEART AS IN DEED GENTLENESS WAS HIS WAY HIS EYES LIKE THAT OF A SPRING MORN HIS HEART WAS PURE HIS HANDS GENTLE HE KNEW THE CODE OF HIS KIND HE WAS ONE OF THE FEW WHO OBEYED THE LAWS OF OLD HIS ARMS A HAVEN OF SAFETY A PLACE I CAN HIDE FROM THE WORLD FROM THE PAIN OF MY PAST AND THE UNCERTAINTY OF THE FUTURE A FRIEND I MUST STAY FOR HIS CODE OF THE OLD WAYS HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER HIS KISSES NEVER TO BE MINE TO BE SEEN AS A SISTER NEVER A LOVER I SMILE DESPITE THIS KNOWING HIS PURE HEART SHALL STAY UNSTAINED BY MY THOUGHTS SUCH THOUGHTS A MAID SHOULD NOT HAVE I WATCH HIM FROM THE SHADOWS PRAYING TO THE GODS FOR HIS SAFETY JOY FILLS MY HEART SEEING HIM RETURN LONGING TO RUN TO HIM LONGING TO THROW MYSELF UPON HIM KEEPING MY CONTROL I WATCH HIS LOVE WELCOME HIM HOME W

Why Can't I Forget? (lol Guess Hat Yes Another Poem)
Why Can't I Forget? The nights whispers a constant reminder of what was lost Each rustling leaf seems to mock a choice made Why can't I forget? Each smile making me remember a happier time A time that included him Memories were supposed to bring happy moments to mind Yet they turn treacherous every night as I lay in bed Replaying each loving kiss and gentle caress I had thought my choice was right and well made Not expecting the regret that besieges with a stream of endless tears Everyone says to smile and let life go on How can life go on with a heart that no longer cares to beat in rhythm? If time heals all wounds how much longer must I wait? Perhaps some broken hearts are never meant to mend Forever trapped in a circle of regret and pain Once I took solace in the moons silvered glow Comforted with its constant presence Now it's nothing more then a reminder of a love that was ended to soon Careless words and actions breaki

Alice (yet Another Poem Lol)
Alice Is this how Alice felt? Is this how life seemed through the looking glass? A world reversed of what it should be Caring turned to disinterest Loving laughter spun into an unsettling silence of a cold look Alice how did you survive such a cruel place Can you tell me its secrets? Would you guide me out of this nightmare that doesn't seem to end? We both promised forever Did I linger to long with the white rabbit? I ate no mushroom and took no potion Alice come back through the looking glass Show me where I went wrong How can I fix things in a world that makes no sense? Love and promise brought you through safely Alice tell me how what saved you has doomed me this night Did I not bow deeply enough to the Red Queen? Were my songs not sweet enough to charm the dragons? Mister Mad Hatter no I do not want any tea Alice where are you! Come back and show me the way through the rabbit's hole to return to where I belong How c

You.can.only.type.one.word.
You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? nonexistant 3. Your hair?: muff 5. Your father? gone:( 6. Your favorite thing? sleep 7. Your dream last night?: unsure 8. Your favorite drink?: applejuice 9. Your dream car? truck 10. The room you're in?: mine 11. Your ex?: ughh 12. You are?: burnt 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? photographer 14. Who did you hang out with last night? neigbours 15. What you're not? entertained 16. Muffin? please:) 17. An item you want for Christmas? duvaycover :P 18. Where is the love? here 19. The last thing you did? wrote 20. What are you wearing? makeup 21. Your TV? big 22. Your pet? ebony 23. Your computer? sweet 24. Your life? busy 25. Your mood?: tired 26. MISSING? summer 27. What are you thinking about right now? school 28. Your car? pimp 29. Your work? sigh 30. Your summer

911....we're Sorry,that Party Is Currently Unavailable!
This is national Autism awareness week and more than nine eights americans as well as the world is unaware of the disease,as well as the symptoms! Well It's my pleasure to educate you on this wide spreding epidemic. Autism is a sickness that effects the brain of children when they are born and is often misdiagnosed as Attention Deficet or similure deaseses that effect the way a child developes. This outbreak really has been around for some time now. The sad part is that Doctors who specialise in nero-medicine are the only ones who can diagnose correctly and treat this monster! Other Doctors who generally practice internal or other specifics usally are'nt aware or even know the simple effects that uncover the prognosis. Attacking and healing this sickness is both triing and expensive. Most insurances will not she any help to the parants to help with the costs. Therapists and general practioners alike are not throughly trained because of the realitive newness of the study. There i

Time (another Poem)
Time I sit still in silence to think and remember trying to understand the passing of time and the loses it brings. It knows no pause for despair or tears. No way to return to the past and what could have been. Only what is. Time is such a simple thing. Really only a creation from the minds of men to mark their lives. How I wish we could break that which humanity created so carelessly. Days pass into weeks. Weeks to months and years. Each season bringing a gentler source of pain. Tears softer like a summer mist rather then a winters storm. All things change with time. The one thing constant in all of humanity. Each heart beat a clicked second upon the clock of life. another poem I wrote for my Dad. 12-18-06

Think And Remember (poetry)
Think and Remember I wish I could rewind time to see your smile one more time. To hear the laughter that came so easily with a warm smile. The warmth of a protective hand on my shoulder. To hear the warmth of your voice shooing away a child's troubled fears. Is it wishful thinking that I hear your voice on a stray breeze? The warmth of your hand upon my shoulder when I grow to troubled? A man larger then life A man who filled so many broken hearts with hope and love once more. Could death truly take you away from us so fully. Never to see or feel your touching presence once more. A cynical mind would say yes. How could such a thing be? Yet I know each spring your there. Nurturing and renewing hope as always within me. Keeping me warm and safe in winters harshest of storms. A guiding hand on my shoulder and steering when the road grows to long. Death may have taken you from us. Yet not even death can keep us from you. I know all I ha

Women......
There is this horrible collision on the corner of main and elm streets. Both cars are totally demolished, yet both drivers crawl out of the wreckage unscratched. The woman looks at the man and says "This must be a sign of destiny... You are a man and I am a woman, our cars are totally wrecked yet we are unscratched. This is a sign that we should spend the rest of our days together. The man, startled, says "Yes, I believe your right". The woman then says Look, this bottle of wine on my back seat didn't break... This is also a sign that we should drink to celebrate. Again, the man, startled, agrees. He opens the wine and drinks half the bottle. He then hands the bottle to the woman, who puts the cork back into the top. The man, surprised, asks the woman "aren't you going to drink the wine"? The woman replies, "No, I 'll just wait for the police". Moral of the story - Beware of women... don't ever f*ck with them...

Wut Im Doing Right Now
ok im giving the world a glipse of my life! this si my 1st blog every so idk wut im donig but ya right now im typing for all of u on lost cherry! im watching jay leno n thats about it lol cya

Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Eye/Hair colour: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? and then take advantage of me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16. Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 21. what do you rate me outta 1-10? ____

Missing You..........
Missing you more then any human can bare, How can you miss someone thats has never physically been there? Is it their voice or they way they say your name? Is it that you miss when they say they love you, as if it were a prayer? How can you miss someone you have never met in person? How can you love that person more then life its self? Is it a Dream come true or a dream you never want to wake from? How are Dreams different from reality? really what is the difference? Why cant those dreams come true?

Have You Ever
ok you walk up to some one and your like all serios and your like hey have you ever seen an asshole thru plastic???? then they pause and there answers are like no or ewwww. then you say well can i see your license or id then.

Life Of A Dealer
Katie runs the dealer school I attend and works as a floor manager at the Avalon Casino three days a week. Today she mentioned that she got into some trouble on her job last night. "What happened?" I asked. "I walked out to a customer's car with him." I can see how that might be cause for concern when you work for a gambling establishment. "Why did you walk out to his car?" "To give him a blow job," she replied. "How much money did you get?" Jim runs the poker room at the Silver Nugget Casino. Jim has a crush on Vicky, my blackjack instructor. Vicky has a crush on me, so she told Jim that she's sending me over for an audition. I'll be seeing Jim tomorrow morning. Linda is a new blackjack student at the school. She works as a VIP Concierge at one of the local casinos. That's a job that you can't get unless you're in your early twenties, charming, perky, articulate and look like Britney Spears with hair. Linda always sits beside me at the tables, laughs at all

A Poem I Entered Into A Mag ..
On 1/16/07, charri hensley wrote: IN WILD WAVES OF WET WHISPERS, YOU DRIP INTO MY GLOWING DREAMS.. I FEEL THE DEPTH OF YOUR PASSION AS WE TWO BEGAIN TO UNFOLD.. YOUR SOFT SWEET WORDS LIKE POISON.. I CANT STOP MYSELF.. I MUST DRINK IN ALL OF THIS ... YOU MAKE IT HARD TO GET PAST YOUR WAKING VIVID WANTINGS... TOUCHING YOUR LOVE, HOW IN THIS BLISS I AM AROUSED TO THE EDGE OF ALL YOU BRING INTO ME.. YOU DEEP INSIDE, YOUR PASSION FLOWING INTO ALL I AM, IN YOUR HANDS MY BODY SHAKES AND I AM COVERED WITH THE BLUSH OF MAKING LOVE TO YOU... TONIGHT ... FOR ALWAYS.. I BECOME

Marinated Chicken Breasts
Marinated Chicken Breasts Welcome the new season with this quick and easy chicken entree. If the first day of spring is particularly balmy, you might even break out the grill! If not, just use the broiler or an indoor grill. Servings: 8 Ingredients: * 1/2 cup broth * 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil * 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar * 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard * 1/2 minced garlic cloves or 1 to 2 teaspoons garlic powder * 2 teaspoons sugar * 1 teaspoon crushed thyme * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * Salt to taste * 2 pounds chicken breasts, boned and skinned (8 halves) Directions: Place all of the ingredients except the chicken breasts in a jar with a tight-fitting lid and shake well. Rinse the chicken breasts and pat dry with paper towels. Place the chicken and marinade in a locking plastic bag, making sure the chicken is coated well (using a bag saves on cleanup, but a shallow dish works just as well). Marinate the chic

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What I Love In A Man
Passionate Beautiful Secretary, Hot Secretary Full Post View | List View I love handsome, very nice and not conceited men. I love to kiss a man when people are watching us, it turns me on. am into being physically fit, so I workout at Golds gym, I don't smoke or drink alcohol, it just numbs you up and isn't good for you. I love the feelings I get when I first fall in love, I love a good Infatuation or Crush, I get that when a man has a crush on me.I love drawing Pinup art, I started when I was thirteen, I love drawing Voluptuous women Like me Believe it or not, I really am an old fashioned girl when it comes to Love, I may talk a big story. But when it comes to love I love when a man opens the door for me, holds my hand when we walk in the mall. And I love public displays of affection I love hugging my man in a park or in front of people, it really makes me hot, and feel tingly all over.

The Kind Of Man I Love
I am into being physically fit, so I workout at Golds gym, I don't smoke or drink alcohol, it just numbs you up and isn't good for you. I love the feelings I get when I first fall in love, I love a good Infatuation or Crush, I get that when a man has a crush on me.I love drawing Pinup art, I started when I was thirteen, I love drawing Voluptuous women Like me Believe it or not, I really am an old fashioned girl when it comes to Love, I may talk a big story. But when it comes to love I love when a man opens the door for me, holds my hand when we walk in the mall. And I love public displays of affection I love hugging my man in a park or in front of people, it really makes me hot, and feel tingly all over.

Part 2 Of "her Heart Cant Lie"
cont...... Current mood: content With a sence of urgency she makes a bee line for the door for fear of what may happen if she doesnt leave. She feels his eyes burning into her back and she doesnt dare turn around. She knows she has hurt him but what could she really do? She reaches the door and as she steps out the cold night air hit her like a frieght train, she takes a deep breath, trying to stop the shaking. Has she made a huge mistake? Knowing he has been there when ever she needed him? She can remember those nights when he just sat there holding her while she cried. Knowing in his heart the tears were for another man. But he never questioned, never judged, and never complained he just sat there holding her letting her know that everything would be alright. He had picked her up when the world had knocked her down but through all of this she just couldnt make herself love him in the way he deserved. As she drives home the scenes of her life replay over and over in her head

F-a-n-t-a-s-y
F- Forgetting who and where you are and what you should be doing. A- Always thinking about the one you want to be. N- Never thinking about the consequences of what may happen and not really caring about them. T- Tantalizing thoughts of that special person that you can get off your mind. No matter how hard you try. A- Assuming that you Would be lover is thinking and fantasizing about you as you do him. S- Saying to your self that this is just as I want it, Telling yourself there is nothing wrong. Y- Yearning for their heated touch, the passionate kisses. Fantasy is all of this and more, you ask yourself over and over again in your head if this is what you really want? If this is what you need? Will the Fantasy ever become a reality? If it does, will it make you Happy?

9-11-01 The Pentagon
If you haven't seen some of the facts on the plane that crashed into the Pentagon you need to check this out. Just take about two minutes and see if you think the government tell us the truth about things. http://www.asile.org/citoyens/numero13/pentagone/erreurs_en.htm

Deals A Deal...
ok ok heres the thing... i had a friend that use to send me something from the Amana colonies in Iowa and in return id send stuff to her... unfortunatly we lost touch with each other.. but ive kinda become addicted to it... so.... sayin that... if anyone has access to corn cob jelly and wants stuff from Aus in return.. let me know... we can work something out.. :D

A Cherry Tap Marine Needs Your Help
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Smile
1. Only in Canada .......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance . 2 Only in Canada .......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Canada .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in Canada .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in Canada .......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in Canada .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in C anada .......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in Canada ......do we use the word

On The Heart Of Darkness
Time to attempt to write some more.. lets hope I can find something interesting to talk about / worth you reading... As I write I'm, to some degree, dealing with a kind of low grade depression... a "gray dog" if you will. I would describe this as a kind of occupational hazard of the artist's path... I don't make art for money, I make it for passion.. but it's hard to live on passion alone... That is we, as humans, have a whole lot of different needs.. it depends on the "need" really.. sometimes depriving ones self of.. certain hedonistic pleasure can have benifitial results.... But other things.. can be damaging to your being.. and the starving artist's path is one where you.. well you often are in a position where you have to make choices and.. live with the consiquences.... I suppose I could take you into the heart of this darkness... but I'm not sure that that is where I want to wonder tonight... There are, it should be said, other worlds and layers of darkness

Love
u know its customary to tell someone u love them b4 u hang up i always sit one hte line waiting for the i love u ... normaly when u know so,meone u care about is upset u try and be more affectionate but i just wait .. and u just say bye

"unconditional Happiness"
"Unconditional Happiness" Happiness is not the result of favorable conditions. That's backwards. Favorable conditions result from happiness. So what does it take to be happy? Nothing more than a mere willingness to be happy. Happiness comes from the way you respond to life. There are people who have every reason to be miserable, but who still live with happiness and joy. In every life, there is room for happiness. Everyone has challenges. Everyone has disappointments. Yet they do not have to get you down. True happiness comes not from the absence of problems. True, enduring happiness comes, in spite of the problems. Happiness is not a reaction, it is a choice. Let it be yours...

Pinch My Nipples
:Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a BIG W service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'a

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Kids
7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl repli ed, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her dr

Small Towns, Pitbull Jaws, And Asphyxiation
I hate small towns. It seems that no matter how many times I flee, I always end up back here. Like the jaws of a pitbull, gets me by the throat. Sharp edges sinking into flesh-ripping and tearing. Bleeding me dry. Choking the life from me. I am stagnant, and my soul is wanting. I can see the greener pasture of the city. It beckons to me. For with the noise and bustle, there is peace. Within the chaos, there is balance. Confusion walks hand in hand with harmony.

So True And Sad
When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house. When you were 13, she suggested a hair cut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked h

1 To 10
1)What's your favorite band? 2)Do you consider cyber sex cheating? 3)Do you belive in angels? 4)What name would you never give your child? 5)What's your favorite horror movie? 6)Whats your dream job? 7)What's the first thing you notice in a person? 8)What's your most cherished possession? 9)Where was your first kiss? 10)Will you repost this so I can answer these for you?

Have U Thought Of This?
About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back-to-back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruises". She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied, without a pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home". So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.

The Ex Survey
Let's see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about your past 1. Your name?: Kelly 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yeah. 3. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they loved you? Three 4. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Well...yes. 5. Are you crushing on someone? Yes.. 6. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? No 7. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? No but I did make a guy that was infatuated with me do that. 8. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Happier in a relationship cause I like knowing that someone is there to make me happy and show me that i'm important. Plus I like to spoil lol. 9. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Yeah. 10. Have you ever had your heart broken? Four times. 11. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes and it's the last time I will probably ever do that. If it's gonna end,

Reflections
Brilliant sunshine streamed into the master bedroom, between the cream coloured curtains, that were swaying gently in the morning breeze. Following the warmth of the sun was a slight trickle of cold air, which seemed to dance across the exposed areas of the two companions sleeping soundly. Slowly their bodies reacted to the change in temperature, from the musky heat of the night, to the fresh morning breeze, and their bodies became entwined, sharing their natural warmth. Nestling her head into the curved shoulder of her lover, Sarah slowly reached up and rubbed her eyes, before resting her gaze on James. "Good Morning sexy" she whispered, not wanting to wake him yet. James had recently begun work as a solicitor in a law firm in the city, and at present was working almost 16 hour days, and she had been busy organising a wedding for the last year, so they hadn't spent much time together. "You look so beautiful" she murmured, as her slender hand stroked the dark brown locks of his hair

Death Threat??? This Asshole Is On Ct..
Last night, I had my cam on, yeah i do go on from time to time...Im in a group that requires you to have a cam..Now now now.....not all cam groups are like what your thinkin...Well, my cam froze, so i had to shut it off and this is the message I recieved! narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:01:05 AM): why the fuck did u kick me Debbie myob (3/21/2007 1:01:19 AM): froze narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:01:52 AM): ok reallow me then and don't let me miss ur cam narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:02:10 AM): ............. narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:02:17 AM): are u fucking kiddin me? narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:02:44 AM): whatever think u're the coolest one but ur not u will regret this bye narutofiend2006 (3/21/2007 1:03:53 AM): die die bitch Yes this asshole is here on CT as well..All i can say is "dude fuckin build a bridge and freakin get over it"! I know its all just words, but some should just go unspoken!!

I Support Them Do You????
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the Protector of America, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something

Is This Torture?!?!?!
WELL HELLO EVERYONE.... I HAVEN'T WROTE A BLOG IN A FEW DAYS, NOTHING REALLY TO SAY. BUT QUESTIONS TO ASK. OK, SO WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE THAT SAYS "I LOVE YOU" TO YOU, WINDS UP HURTING YOU OR YOU WIND UP HURTING THEM? THIS VICIOUS CIRCLE OF LIFE. IS THERE REALLY ANY END TO THE HURT OR THE PAIN? OR IS EVERYONE DESTINED TO BE IN SOME KIND OF PAIN? OR DOES HURTING SOMEONE SO NATURAL, YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE YOUR DOING IT? I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE ONE DOING THE HURTING. ESPECIALLY HURTING THE ONE THAT SAYS THEY CARED THE MOST... IT'S APART OF LIFE, I KNOW. THERE'S DAYS WHERE I JUST WISH IT WASN'T.... WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS. WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO HURT ANYONE, EVEN IF IT WAS UNKNOWN TO ME. AIN'T LIFE A BITCH WHEN IT THROWS A CURVE BALL AT YOU?!?!? I'M UNSURE OF WHAT TO SAY ABOUT IT ALL. I KNOW THAT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO WHAT EVER WAS DONE.... I REALLY CARE AND CHERISH EVERYONE AROUND ME. I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN PLEASE EVERYONE ANYMORE. I GO THROUGH LIFE, TR

This Goes Out To The Faceless, Gutless Pig
OK, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG WHO HAS BEEN HARRASSING MY SIS PINK, YOU REALLY NEED TO JUST SHOW YOUR FACE AND QUIT ACTING LIKE A STUPID ASS. BUT JUST A WARNING IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH HER AND ANY OF MY OTHER FRIENDS YOUR GONNA END UP HAVING TO DEAL WITH ME AS WELL AS A FEW OTHERS, AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY YOU DON'T WANT THAT. WE WILL MAKE IT SO BAD FOR YOU THAT YOU'LL WANT TO LEAVE CHERRYTAP AND YOU'LL LEAVE CRYING LIKE A BITCH, WITH YOUR TAIL TUCKED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO JUST REMEMBER ALL THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO GO ACTING LIKE THE FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE LATELY. SO ALL I CAN SAY IN CLOSING THIS BLOG ENTRY IS LEAVE PINK ALONE IF YOU WANT TO BOTHER SOMEONE WITH YOUR FACELESS, GUTLESS SELF BRING IT ON OVER TO MY PAGE, UNLESS YOUR A COWARD.

My Spring Poem.....
Spring is now here! Listen to the cheerful birds sing! Warmer weather And new life...what a joy they bring! Gentle breezes... How warm and pleasant they do feel! Beautiful days Can change people's moods a great deal! Soft, lush, green grass... Colorful flowers start to grow. Bright sunny days Can really make a person glow. Come on and smile! Take off the frown on your faces. There's beauty in life And joy we share in God's graces. HAPPY SPRING!!! :)

Woohoo!
So I have successfully deleted 115 people from my friends list so far, I have about 195 left to go. I really wish the site would let you delete more than one person at a time. My hand is already sore from all the clicking. I think ill be done for tonight and finish the rest tomorrow.

Tasmania
Remember back to my last blog about Glenorchy? well I have found out some staggering information and I want you to dig deep and see if I am right ..... There is a move among councilors to close business in a certain area and force the business to relocate to Brighton Council? Glenorchy and other councils are pressurizing small business that have been around for years on technicalities The have shut many small business down and are getting them to move to one industrial area. If the Councils in the following areas, Brighton, Clarance, Hobart and Glenorchy want to do that then it is time the people of these 4 areas say enough and combine to make one. There is a slide in business development in Tasmania and with the councils acting like bully boys then it is time Lennon got off his arse and combined the councils into one. It would not be a MEGA council as the population of Tasmania is shrinking. There is another sinister thought ...... What if it is a competitor paying some co

Its So Sweet Of Him
Its so sweet so be at the other end and to know that no matter what he's always there ...Ive said it before it puts a smile across me face and makes me on top of the world...Like i have my own cloud nine and its all mine because my heart is his and his heart is mine, With each day that passes out hearts grow more and more for each....Some people dont understand how we do manage to do it but through it all we do make it....Some poeple have asked me how we manage to stay so very strong and uphold each other with e very thing that we go through...I smile and say its in our hearts because we both know that we are there for each other and nothing can break our bond that we share with oe an other..Neither of us have no need to wonder any weres becaue we have all that we want and thats each other..I can also say i may get mad once in a while with him and he may get mad with me but we walk right through it like nothing else...Thats all because we care for one an other and love each other ..Its

A Heart's Only Belief
“A Heart’s Only Belief” There’s a stillness in the air, though my heart beats fast. For I can find no inner peace and there’s no escaping the past. I want to let go of you to move on to better things. To delude this emptiness that only your memory brings. It’s been so long, you should be far from my mind. But looking close upon my heart, your name I still find. I’m left with questions that will forever be unanswered. And a burning in my soul, that my heart finds absurd. I want you and need you, more than the air I breath. For I love you as if it’s the only thing I’m capable to believe. Original Poem by The one and only Eli

Bloody Cops...
well after ermm.. a few years of driving on me L's and being pulled over a number of times and never being asked for my license today they finally got me... $800 bucks worth of got me.. mongrels....

Sexual Deviancy
The Fun Fetishist You are 77% Deviant! What are you, some kind of "sexual connoisseur?" You must enjoy any and all forms of sexual activity, right? Hey, that's not a bad thing at all, so long as the safety of your lover to avoid serious injury is always taken into account, and you are a good communicator with your sexual partners. It's probably difficult to find lovers at this stage, and I bet you may have even scared one or two away with how you talk about your sex preferences. Don't lose hope! When you do find someone capable of "competing on your level," you're in for some amazing and diverse sexual adventures! Be safe out there, and remember, communication is the core of kink! This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on Deviancy Link: The Oh So Deviant Test written by ScreamingBeef on Ok Cupid

Party
i want to fuckin party. but i have to wake up early and go to work. sucks major cock. why does it have to be this way? lol. im all whining about bull shit. but damnit, when the weekend comes, its like people vanish..when ihave time to get my party on.

He Took Himself Away From Me
Well, I woke up..getting ready to have a good day with my nephews and to go finish my pre-GED test on math when I was woken up with that devastating phone call 10 seconds after I had awaken... FATHER:"Honey, sorry but your cousin was found hanging off the shower rod held by a rope." ME:"**cries** you have got to be joking! This is not funny!" FATHER:"Why would I joke about Jason?!" Me: Silent..... I couldn't help but to cry..but I had to be strong for my family..especially my young nephews! So today I have cried..but alone and numb; not knowing what to say or who to talk to! He is currently in California and on Life support. The left side of his brain is dead, the right one is half way working..barely. He is in ICU. He isn't even aware of what is going on. It hurts..My brother cried..that's soooo uncommon! My father, brother, sister AND Brother-In-Law are down there for now to support my uncle Lester because Jason was the only thing he had left...now he has nothing but a broke

Teacher Bites Student
SALEM, Ore. - A former Woodburn coach has gotten a state reprimand for biting the thigh of one of half a dozen wrestlers who tried to give him a wedgie. At a December 2005 practice, the Teacher Standards and Practices Commission said, team members tried to give Peter Porath a wedgie — jerking his undershorts upward. ADVERTISEMENT "At least six wrestlers, weighing between 180 and 215 pounds each, came up to Mr. Porath from behind in an attempt to give him a 'wedgie'. In the process of getting the boys off of him, Mr. Porath bit the inside of a wrestler's leg leaving distinct teeth marks," the commission said. The commission called that "gross neglect of duty." It put him on probation for two years and said Porath must complete a class on appropriate behavior and write a public apology to the student he bit. Porath was then the assistant wrestling coach. He teaches high school social studies at Woodburn. He no longer coaches wrestling, but does coach baseball, said Woodburn

The Best Song I've Heard Lately
"Metalingus" By Alter Bridge --- I've been defeated and brought down Dropped to my knees when hope ran out The time has come to change my ways On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind I'll never long for what might have been Regret won't waste my life again I won't look back I'll fight to remain On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all behind On this day it's so real to me Everything has come to life Another chance to chase a dream Another chance to feel Chance to feel alive Fear will kill me, all I could be Lift these sorrows Let me breathe, could you set me free Could you set me free On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all behind On this day it's so real to me Everything has come to life Another chance to chas

This Place
I'm new to this place and actually just stumbled onto it by accident. I'm slowly figuring it out so be patient with me. Read a bit about me if you want. I really are a bit lost at this time so who knows where I'll land if I do such a thing.

5 New Bulletins
hey all i have 5 new bulletins posted check em out and dont be afraid to answer. also it will help my time go by when i reply. because if you didnt know i got laid off yesterday and it sucked big time. not only did i get laid off but so did my mother :( so please make a girl happy and reply back thanks

I Love You Deer
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. ADVERTISEMENT "The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said. Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent. Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatme

Bulletins
this is bullshit ive not been on here much today and this is the first bulletin i see on my home page YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IF U DONT REPOST THIS, BECAUSE UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING CHERRY BUCKS, THIS SHIT IS REAL!! (REPOST) (repost) i seeing more off this crap on my homepage everyday not to mention the I WILL DELETE YOU IF YOU DONT REPOST/COMMENT BONB/ADD THIS PERSON type bulletins, anyone getting sick of seeing shit like this, i come to cherrytap for fun not to be talked to like crap, ps sorry for the rant

Yes!! Dead On!!!!!! My Kind Of Ass!!!
Big and Bodacious! You prefer 84% ass mass! No doubt about it; your girl has to be draggin' some wagon, gotta have some junk in the trunk. As Mos Def so eloquently put it in "Ms. Fat Booty," she got booty so big, you can see it from the front! Wherever she goes, her ass is always 20 minutes late. There's a fair segment of the population that would say your type of booty is fat and undesireable. Oh well, more for you! And this girl has plenty to share. For the ass-man who prefers to indulge, this is the type of booty you're looking for. Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think. This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 97% on ass mass Link: The Bootyology Test written by darkwriter_poet on Ok Cupid

New
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New Personal Pics!
A bunch of new personal pics of the wife and I. Trying to help her with her self esteem! All friends, feel free to rate and comment and make her feel good! Thanks, Mark P.S. some of the pics are candid, but anything to help her self esteem would be great!

Screams ....
so everthing is jsut going alolto hell but thats life i guess i have opted to show i cant control thingsi n my nroal manner get a new piercings miudn u i dont have naything i wato pierce so i am going to a new form of body art i am getting a tattoo for my 21 bday

Website
Ok this site is something that will make u cry, smile, happy, sad, give you goosebumps and prob make u think about sending in ur own they put up new ones every sunday and for the past couple of months i have been going and reading it sure helps to get things out in the world without telling who u are copy and paste the link below and bookmark its a great site ~DR34M1N~ http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Are You This Type???
The Hot Friend 45% Sexy-Cute, 44% Dark-Light, 60% Artsy-Stylish Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you! If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks! Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl Sexy Light Artsy The Actress Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish

My Twins Lose...
Love I watch as you get sicker. I watch as you fall. Always smileing, Never admiting you are sick. And i cry for the woman you were, I scream this isn't fair. You My Sister, Is dieing. With something rageing in your blood. Leukemia they say, You just smile and walk away. Thanks for the news. I'll be ok. Chemo,you say no. Radiation,and you say no. Pills,you say if i must. And i cry. Because you are stronger than I. And I Love You. But Most of all, I'll miss you. Lisa Keith Copyright ©2007 Lisa Keith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

Spin The Bottle
Spin The Bottle!!! Body: The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" 1. A KISS ON THE CHEEK 2. JUST A PECK ON THE LIPS 3. A L0T OF POPPING KISSING 4. I WOULD KISS YOU ON THE LIPS 5. I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH YOU 6. I WOULD TRY TO F*** YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! 7. I WOULD HAVE ROUGH ASS SEX WITH YOU ALL NIGHT LONG 8. I WOULD JUST GIVE YOU A HUG

Writen In Stone.
One Lifemate Maybe it was the beauty of your eyes. But when I saw you I knew. Now my soul is in pain, My heart is no longer mine. It's yours for all time. One heart joined to one other,The souls missing piece found. My lifemate. I love you. Only you. Forever true. Lisa Osburn Copyright ©2007 Lisa Ann Osburn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

An Outlet Of Rage?
Mother... If you look in my eyes,What do you see? A heart or A memory? I cast my eyes upon you,Once I thought... I can Love You.No,thats not right; To love you would be an you honor. You haven't earned. And A Tear slides down my cheek.... Why?Why do I cry? Is it for that which you haven't given? Is it for that which you can not give? Oh Why,Oh Why? III... The thoughts,scatterd,the tears shead, The tattered memories in my head... Are they yours? Could they be mine? Questions I ask. You never cared. Placed My Sister as best. Told me I'm not worthy. Yelled loudly into my head. And then...Just like that... IT STOPPED!Because you wish me dead. Lisa Ann Osburn Copyright ©2007 Lisa Ann Osburn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

Published...a Peek Into My Soul.
A Memorie Today I thought of you ... I walked through my mind makein memories... Today I cried for... Because you were far away... Today is just one more day... In a life of a mother whoes child was Laid to rest I make the meories in my head I love from my earthly plain... Becasue I recived the gift of an Angel . Your love made me strong ,Your kiss made me feel, Your death it broke me ... Now i wonder were you real? I love you Baby blue the color of eyes shineing true. My Brittany Girl Momma misses you in memories i have in dreams I see... My Baby Blue with love so true. Lisa Osburn Copyright ©2007 Lisa Ann Osburn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

Wtf Am I Thinking
NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW... AND I REALLY WISH I KNEW OR COULD FIND AWAY TO FIGURE IT OUT... I AM DATING TRUELY THE BEST GUY I HAVE EVER MET, AND HE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE ME HAPPY BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE SO MANY STUPID LITTLE THINGS THAT HURT SO MUCH AND I TRY TO FORGET ABOUT THEM REALLY BUT I CANT AND THEN I END UP DOING OR SAYING SOMETHING WRONG... I FEEL LIKE I AM STARTING TO PUSH HIM AWAY AND THAT IS THE VERY LAST THING THAT I WANT TO DO IN THE WORLD... I FEEL LIKE IF I DONT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH ME I WILL LOSE HIM FOREVER.... I WANT TO GIVE HIM MY ALL AND TAKE EVERYTHING THAT HE IS GIVING ME... AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE HAPPY ALMOST EVERYDAY AND NOT FEEL LIKE MY FEELINGS ARE UNINPORTANT AND WRONG... I DONT KNOW WHY I FEEL CERTAIN WAYS SOME TIMES I JUST FEEL UNHAPPY... I CAN SAY THAT I AM THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN ABOUT 6 YEARS...

Beauty....only Skin Deeo?
I have been thinking on that little phrase for a bit and it brings a lot of things to my mind. Since I have an overactive imagination as it is and I tend to think about things more than normal people when I am bored..This is something that has frequented my mind. I mean yes, a person could be drop dead gorgeous and still have an inside as good looking as a grease pit behind a McDonalds or somethin'. Or someone could be as attractive as the ass of an elephant and yet have an inside that is more beautiful for words. Or the kind of person that has equal beauty inside and out. The reason why I bring this up is because of the people that say that they are looking for a person that has a beautiful inside and all of the good social qualities and then on the turn of a dime change their opinion souly on looks whenever they see someone that "appeals to their other head". I really hate it when people are like that. But I guess you can't change anyone once their mind has been made up. Hmm...Maybe

What Is A Good Friend
what the fuck is a good friend, well recently the girl i thought was my best friend stabbed me in the back, and blames the fact she ruined her life on me. what the hell ever. please everyone let me know what the hell a true friend is.

May The Good Lord Bless You...
was what someone told me tonight in discussing suicide attempts of her daughter... and without missing a beat, I said, "and may He bring you and your daughter peace!" Sometimes, I just don't know where I find the words to say to some of these folks.... and, yet.... I always seem to. :D

Ty All
Would like to thank everyone that has come and shown me some love on my contest , its running till this friday and im still not in the lead . ANy and all help is very much appriciated and i will definately return the favor when u ask =) click on the pic and come help me win a 3 day blast pretty pls =)

Update On Life #3
Just figured that u all would want to know how the kids are doing. they are fine. Justin is 8 months and 2 weeks old he is pulling up on the furniture and crawling very fast. I think that in no time he will be walking. Oh, help me now, I am not baby profed yet as it is what is going to happen when he does start walking. Jayden is 3 years and thinks she knows everything. anyways just wanted to let u know that i am still working on homework and working at dillons and also trying to get my house clean. That is my goal for the month is to get my whole house clean before April, I guess I better be cleaning hu. Love you guys/gals, Angel

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

A Quiz
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out).don't be shy now!!!! AND YOU CANT PUT I DONT KNOW U NEED TO PUT AN ANSWER 1. Would you let me be in control? 2. Would you pull MY hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10: 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i li

Moved - Yeah! & Computer Died - Damn It!!
got a kickin new place that "F"in blows everything else away Wanted to show off pics BUT My "F"in puter bit the big one I have to use my hubs rite now to let you all know i am not on much do to the sudden death my my computer .. as of this past friday ((hugs)) & loves to all Be back soon as I can *Lilith Reign*

Keep Them Votes Comin
DEB AND HER GANG ARE AHEAD HOW THE HELL THEY GOT THERE I DONT KNOW RUMOR HAS IT THEY ARE USING SOME PROGRAM THAT MAKES NUMEROUS COMMENTS AT ONCE. DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS SUCH A THING. BUT PLEASE LETS SHOW EVERYONE THAT A SINGLE MOM CAN STILL BE A HOTTIE AND STILL PUT HER LIFE AT RISK TO SAVE OTHERS. EVEN IF I WANNA LEAVE THERE ASSES IN THE LAKE HAHAHA

I Think I Might Just Be Pissed Off!!
I'm going to warn you this will be a venting /pissy/non-happy type of blog. But it's blog or I go off on someone and I might kill them.. So I blog... I have housemates..ok more I have a very killer cool bandmate/best friend who allows me and the rest of the band to live at her place along with her 2kids her mate and Kin(i've lost count of all of them). So they've had alot of stress going on. They've both been on edge & needing a break. So they have the chance to go on a mini holiday from today-sunday morning.It took all I could do to talk them into it & convince them that Gypsy N I ,CC& Rikk-I could take care of the 2 kids and we didn't mind at all. (It gives me n Gypsy a chance to rehurse for when our child is born in 9 months). Sooo they're ready to go n some....people stop by. This is where I get pissy. They saw the bags n the fact that it was clearly just the 2 going and they proceeded to make them feel guilty! Now what that fucking fuck? WHAT? Parents aren't allowed downtime

Mental Illness........
When we are born we are taught certain things that carry us all through our lives. Like the boogy man that will grab us if were in the dark, the dark were strange things and people hang out, and vampires. So as we grow we become afraid of the dark, shadows that move and arent suppose to, monsters under our beds, going into the bathroom for fear that something might be outside the door waiting to grab you, baths because we might get sucked down the drain, and the list goes on forever. Then you get into your early teens, your told that there nothing in the dark that isnt there in the light, theres no such thing as monsters, there is no vampires, shadows are just trees blowing in the wind, voices just cant come out of nowhere, and you have to take responsiblity for what you do, and what you believe. As you grow even more the voices never go away, the shadows still move and you dont have any trees, being afraid of the dark because what if, coming out of a closed room for what you m

My Personal Pictures Are Open..
And they will be for an hour. I'll make my main picture one of myself during that time... I'm no Jennifer Aniston, but some of them are good pics :) Let me know what you think, and repost this if you have a minute! thanks! Please fan/add me if you show love, so I can be sure to return it!@ CherryTAP

Jacuzzi
Jacuzzi with bubbles feels so fine come in with me baby on my body you may dine touch me in places make me feel so devine in a tub full of bubbles as your body entwines with mine ~**~ Jacuzzi with bubbles heavenly bliss sitting here completely naked baby i wonder,can you resist my supple breasts touch please i do insist take your time sweet baby there's places i don't want you to miss ~**~~ Jacuzzi with bubbles erotic desires when your lips touch mine baby it's you i require take me in your arms engulf me with your fire take me places i can only admire orgasmic shivers,send my body higher ~**~ Jacuzzi with bubbles is how i vision thee blocked out from the world how perfect can that be two souls in love,totally carefree joking and playing,how its meant to be in a jacuzzi with bubbles forever you and me

I Miss U Jomer!!!! U'll Always Be In My Heart!! >3
It's crazy how life can be sometimes...and how the the good are taken @ such a young age. Only the good ones leave us early...is what i was told many times before. And it seems like i'm losing all of my homies..whether it's by getting shot, getting sick, commiting suicide or tragic car accidents. Because of all this it makes me think a appreciate life more. Life it to precious to waste...so live ur life to the fullest , dont take anything for granted and be thankful for all ur blessings!!! ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS!!!!!! For those of u who r reading this and dont really know why i posted this...read the article i'm posting below so u can understand more! I recently lost a close friend of mine to a tragic car accident a few days ago. And haven't really figured out how to deal with the pain i feel. So i'm expressing it thru writing and talking to other close friends and family. ***Monday, March 19, 2007*** Crash kills Lake Forest man Jomer Baguinon, 19, was ejected from

Sometimes..
I'm torn between wanting to forget about you- ..and yet wanting to keep my memories. I'm torn between wanting to move forward- ..and not wanting to betray what I feel. I'm caught between wanting to be a good person- ..and needing to be a bad one. I feel foolish and weak for having a good heart- ..when I need to Not have one period. I feel like I have a Devil on one shoulder- ..and an angel on the other. Do I listen to my soul,or do I listen to my Spirit?

Lately
with all the drama going on ive been thinking to myself is it worth it to even be on this site anymore, and ive really thought this one out and decided for the great friends ive made on here it is worth it, the rest of you can go suck suzys fucking dick for all i care

W00t!!! Good Times And Bad Times, But I'll Make It Through!!!
well, things are official. I will be moving to the Baytown area around the 6th of April. I'm so excited...I will be in a one bedroom apartmen with my dog and working still at a Petco as a groomer. Although i'm a little uneasy about it since today b/4 i went to go get my hair done, my mom asked me to look for a dark or black dress or skirt to be able to wear to a funeral. My grandmother ((aka Mimi)) is getting worse everyday with her cancer. we don't think it will be much longer b/4 she passes. It's really starting to hit me now, and i hope it doesn't sound bad of me that i really hope and pray that it's not aroundd the same time that my grandfather ((her husband)) past last year. b/c last year we layed him to rest on my birthday. so if you don't hear from me for a while or see me around on here but i don't talk much, u will know why. i know that some of u might say that i don't seem to be very talkative much anyway or send comments often, but i've also been busy with making myspace lay

Rambeling On...
Few people know much about me, and I like to keep it that way, If you don't know me ...you can not hurt me. so I'll share just a bit about myself. not enough that you can hurt me. but enough for you to decide if you want to be my friend. 1st.) I Have been, and suppose I still am an abused woman. I married a man who I thought was the love of my life. Only to find out, that in his eyes I was something he could control, own, and baet on at his will, I would always beat back. That is until July of 1996 when he took a metal baseball bat to me and cut me down below from front to back. after 6 months in ICU and a year relearning a lot of things most people take for granted. I walk not well, But I move on my own...I can not run I dought I wil ever run again. Danceing was my love. Now I give new meaning to slam danceing. No it is not the same. 2nd.) I am a mother to a very wonderful but very mixed up young man who is 12, he is the love of my life. I never ever thought in my wildest drea

I See
I see your face when I am a sleep I see your face from the moment I awake Maybe theres' a time in space that I will truely see your face. I feel your breath touch my skin my eyes are open do I just let you in. I feel your breath even in my sleep. I wish you could wrap your arms around me and never let me go just like you told me so long ago. I long to hear the 3 simple words you said to me so long ago I love you. And never want to let you go. So as I close my eyes to sleep I listen for your breath to touch my skin and see your face deep with in and feel your arms wrap me tight and hear your words as we say good night and I love you once again.

My Love Is Deeper Than The Skin
Your worries are when about my love. Seek no more, you have found the best. The center of my love is not shallow hun, on yourface I rarely see a grin. I was only lucky enough to see it sometimes, but Im so happy you know my love is deeper than the skin. I dont know if you walk with your head down, have you noticd the beatiful blue sky above. Its no compaarison to your beatiful blue eyes. Its whiteclouds and wide blue were made for you though, my lovefor you is strong like steel not tin, and im so happy you know my love for you is deeper than the skin. For whatever you dislike about yourself, isweak and silly you truely are beautiful only a fool would disagreewith this. Sometimes when i look at your pictures you make me sin, but im so happy you know my love for you is deeper than the skin. Whatever you hate my love will balance, nothing negative lies in my mind; only you do hun. It doesnt take any strength to be this kind, you should know i desire your heart to win. And you know my

Yes...this Is Me!!!
The Sex Kitten You scored 62% sweet and 77% evil! The only thing you are more than sweet, is playful. You are a definite handful, and should probably find a lover who can keep up with you. Take care though, you have a lot of heart, don't let your naughty side get you hurt. This test tracked 2 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 32% on sweetHigher than 96% on evil Link: The Sweet-Evil Test written by kmquat on Ok Cupid

Will You
Walk me through this madness And tell me who I am Bourne the beleaguered soul Hold me till the sun sets Beyond my tired eyes Keep me sated through the pain Believing all the lies Tempted by a breath Escaped within a sigh The only unknow path Is the one that leads to good-bye 2L0B0M7

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Crazy Thoughts
So being out here in the desert, women are a bit scarse. Cute women even more rare and a woman who would give me the time of day... priceless So I'm standing in line behind this girl, can't see her face, she's in DCU's so it's not like I can see her figure but her neck.. the hair at the base of her neck is just so damn sexy. I just want to breathe her sweetness, nibble on her neck, her ears, cup her bare breasts with my hands and have her reach around and hold my head as she grinds into me...... Or when a girl comes out of the shower and crosses your path, you smell her soap, her shampoo and it is just so damn GOOD! "Excuse me miss, would you mind if I came over to your hut and performed oral on you for a few mn?" And that is what goes though my mind these days... Or when you start to pull down a woman's underwear... and her pubic hair is a bit compressed from being confined and it puffs up a bit when you free it.... the hint of moisture as you run your tongue across her lips

How Smart Are You?
I got 10 of 11 correct! (It scores automatically, so if you decide to change your answer, it won't affect your score as it's already been counted) http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

Unrequited
You wondered how you’d make it through. I wondered what was wrong with you. Because how could you give your love to someone else, yet share your dreams with me? Sometimes the only thing you’re looking for, is the one thing you can’t see.

Who Wants To Fuck Me??? (lmao)
" The Punching bag" You are 86 fuckable! Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier! This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 92% on humpers Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid

Attention You Faceless, Gutless Pig
OK NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION YOU FACELESS, GUTLESS PIG. YOU REALLY NEED TO QUIT BE A FUCKING COWARD AND SHOW YOUR FACE. JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY SIS PINK YOU ARE MESSING WITH ME, SAME GOES IF YOU MESS WITH ANY OF MY OTHER FRIENDS. SO TAKE THIS IN AND REMEMBER THAT IF YOU KEEP FUCKING WITH PINK YOUR FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PERSON CUZ YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME TOO. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT OF YOUR HIDING SPOT NOW AND BE THE BIG DOG YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU R NOT GOING TO CUZ YOUR TO MUCH OF A CHICKENSHIT.

Say Anything-wow I Can Get Sexual Too
If i die and go to hell real soon it will appear to me as... this room if for enternity i lay in bed in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head i'd be chatting on the interweb maggots pray upon the living dead i had no interest in the things she said on the phone every day i'll permanently hit the hay i called her on the phone and she touched herself she touched herself she touched herself i called her on the phone and she touched herself i laughed myself to sleep at this rate i'll be heading for electric chairs i'm only human with my cross to bear when she described her underwear i forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul you're too young to be this empty girl i'll prepare you for a sick dark world i know that you'll be my downfall but i call and i call and i call i called her on the phone and she touched herself she touched herself she touched herself i called her on the phone and she touched herself i laughed

Love Yourself Everyday
Here's a little something about myself: "ME" Poor little rich girl was all I was told never needed anyone except to respect the old Daddy's little girl gave me so much love, But when my mother walked away so did his love I walked this life with so much pain the tears fell over and over like showers of rain, I was always sad and lonely inside Couldn't understand why I just wanted to hide I didn't think I deserved anyone's love or friendship or even worthy to say hi And one day I woke up and kissed my past goodbye I held my chin up and learned the meaning of love first love yourself and the rest falls from above! love:veronica

Invitation To My World Of Images
I want to share my photos with you on a cool site called Flickr. If you're bored with my photos you can explore photos from around the world too! You can also visit my photos at www.webshots.com(type in under ID search : rwjung). or www.myspace.com ID search scenicexpressionsbyrobert. or go to www.ebay.com ID search: rwjung40. or email me at rwjung@windstream.net or rwjung@msn.com or rwjung40@yahoo.com or visit my websight(still under construction) www.scenicexpressionsbyrobertwjung.com Thank you for your support and your business. God Bless P.S.percentage of all my sales go to benefit Autism Society of the Bluegrass, Humane Society of Fayette County,KY and The Foster/Adopt Program of the Bluegrass. Robert Jung

Don't Fuckin Bother Me Anymore When Yall Need Something Dont Ask Cause You All Are Ungreatful And Fuckin Rude
YA KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR THE ONES WHO KNOW ME BEST AND TALK TO ME REGULAR DONT FUCKIN ASK ME TO HELP ANYMORE DONT ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR ANY OF YOU ALL ANYMORE IM THREW FIGHTING OTHER PEOPLES BATTLES IM SICK OF THE DRAMA AND THE BULLSHIT YOU ALL CANT FUCKIN DEFEND YOURSELF SOME OF YOU ARE GROWN WOMEN AND MEN AND YOU COME TO ME AN ASK FOR HELP AND WHEN I FUCKIN DO HELP YOU ALL DONT FUCKIN STAND UP FOR NOTHEN IM SICK OF BEING USED AND SICK OF GOING TO BAT FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHEN ARE YOU ALL GOING TO GROW SOME FUCKIN BALLS? I GO TO BAT FOR ANYONE OF YOU ALL WHO NEEDS HELP WITH ASSHOLES OR WHATEVER IT IS AND NOW THIS SHIT WITH NO NAME BITCH I SEE NO ONE STANDING BEHIND ME BUT ICE WTF IS WRONG WITH THE PICTURE? SO FUCK IT IM DONE WITH HELPING YOU DEFEND YOUR OWN FUCKIN SELF LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF IT AS FAR AS THE NO NAME BITCH SHIT I WAS BROUGHT INTO THAT BECAUSE OF 185 WHO WONT STAND THE FUCK UP FOR THEMSELF! SO FUCK IT IM OUT!

[ Sickness ]
I have the worst chest cold and boy does It suck. I'm drinking plenty of Fluids and all that. I wish I had Ice Cream though. My throat and lungs hurt so bad. I'm broke though so I have none nor can I go get any.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
DAMN I WENT AND DID IT AGAIN... I HATE IT WHEN YOU DECIDE TO START A PROJECT AND THEN YOU GET READY TO BEGIN AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHERE TO START...I GUESS I REALLY NEED TO FIGURE THAT OUT BEFORE I DECIDE TO START A PROJECT SO IF ANY ONE CAN HELP ME WITH GENEALOGY THEN PLESE LET ME KNOW LEAVE ME A COMMENT OR SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE WHAT EVER JSUT PLEASE I NEED HELP MAJOR BUT AGAIN THAT I WATH I GET FOR NOT DOING RESEARCH BEFORE O START A PROJECT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Wants To Be Dominated??
The Assertive Sub You scored 73 You are assertive, yet still maintain some level of submission. You stand your ground firmly most of the time, and are fairly level. You may not identify with being submissive or dominant, and it's possible that you're a switch (someone who alternates between the two depending on circumstances and/or mood). This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 84% on domsub Link: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on Ok Cupid

Office Sex Pt2
Jamal is in his chair at his desk waiting for what she has to say...but to his surprise she doesnt say anything..she began to play with her pussy, as she is doing that Jamal dick gets hard again watchin her finger herself, and rubbin her clit...moanin out she looks at him like are u gonna come help me cum some more....Jamal looks at Rachel and says "You need some help over there"? Rachel looks at him and moans. He stands up and walks over to her as she is on the couch, she looks up and smiles at Jamal, saying you want more? Jamal tells her take my dick and put it where you want it...Rachel smiles at him really she says? Jamal just smiled! Rachel is rubbin her pussy as she tell him to lick her pussy..Jamal gets on his knees in front of her, kissing her stomach then kissing her inner thigh, then kisses her pussy, Rachel smiles and bits her lower lip waiting for him to begin lickin her clit. He teases her more and more...he begins to lick her pussy and sucks on her clit, make her juic

Travelling More = Interesting Times
Lived in Baltimore, D.C. area for almost two months and loved it. Had more women in those two months than the rest of my manhood... Now I travel an insane amount, seeing places that I always wanted to see to places that I wish I never had. Tomorrow, NYC for two days. I can't wait to experience my friend's awesome flat and the renovation that will go on with it. Take care world...

Please Come Help Me Friends/family/fans
PLease come spam the hell out of my fake pic...I'm doing this to win a 30 day blast because being a single mom not working I can't afford to buy any blast out right so plz spam and rate my pic...need 9000 to catch up

So, You Think She Loves You ... (lmfao)
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a local restaurant. Soon he starts looking over at a woman reordering drinks as she sits alone at another table. The wife noting this asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," he sighs, I recognized her. She's an ex-girlfriend. I once heard that she took to drinking right after we split up seven or more years ago. Someone told me that she hasn't been sober since." "My word!" exclaims the wife, "Amazing to think she could go on celebrating for that long?"

Thought Fodder
Scientist Finds the Beginnings of Morality in Primate Behavior http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/21/us/21mass.html?ex=1332129600&en=d258a45cf34b4993&ei=5089&partner=rssyahoo&emc=rss this is in response to a blog by halflete: http://halflete.spaces.live.com/ Human Kind, Morality, and "Playing Dirty" A One Woman Study of Herself First let me say, that the most credentials I have for writing this piece is the fact that 1. I am human, 2. I have been raised with some sense of morality 3. I have recently found myself for the first time in my life "Playing Dirty" and 4. I am an amateur psychologist having taken many college level classes, read many books and articles.. And that is it. I'm not PhD, not even in basket weaving! ***** "To thine own self be true" -Shakesphear's "Hamlet" ***** My mother's side of the family prides itself on being "civilized". They did not approve of my father's side of the family, which was considered, "Uncivilized", unruly, and even da

Your Words
your words take hold of me trap the fear and hold it take it away, make it leave for a moment i am in total bliss all i hear is your breathing your words stay on my mind like a lyric of a song there is no background music just what you say over and over and over again your words make me want you in a way i've never wanted anyone before this moment never felt this smart before never wanted this one moment to last your words are all i hear while i'm doing dishes on the phone with friends driving in my car alone making dinner for you or my kids your words get me through the day they are there when i wake up and appear when i start to close my eyes at points during the day all i hear are your words your words make me tremble inside they make me think about things they make me want to never hear any other words for the rest of my life i could be content on your words.

Did Ya All Hear....
There closing down all buffets resturants in Canada...cuz some fat oinker eats to much and there losing money. But i heard stock in Gas ex is up and Depends undergarments. Not sure why thinking that maybe when no name farts she shits herself. Speak'n of farts... never mind false alarm.

Picture Ripping
I REALLY DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANYONE RIPPING PICS THAT I MAY HAVE UP ON MY PAGE..BUT WOULDNT IT BE CONSIDERATE IF YOU JUST TAKE TIME TO ASK..I HAD A LADY TONIGHT THAT DECIDED TO RIP 3 OF MINE...OH AND NO SHE ISNT ON MY FRIENDS LIST NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN TO HER PAGE...ANYWAY SHE REPORTED ONE OF MY PICS FOR NSFW...WHICH IS BULL. OH HER NAME IS BUSINESS MINDED WOMAN. SO IF YA SEE HER BEWARE..AFTER SHE RIPPED THEM THEN SHE MADE IT TO WHERE I COULDNT COMMENT, RATE OR ANYTHING ON HER PAGE. ANYWAY..I GUESS IM DONE RANTING FOR NOW..YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE FUN CHERRY PICKIN...LOVE, KISSES AND HUGS.

Cleavage..
yes, i admit it after we talked i pulled out my cock and jerked off i saw those pictures of your legs of your ass of your breasts of your perfect pink nipples sticking out ready to be licked i thought of your hands reaching down between your legs to rub your clit and wished for just a moment you'd let me lick my way down from lips to neck to nipples to navel along your mound to the top of your clitoris where you might let me climb the mountain to your orgasm ooh yes i do not know you but i want you so badly.

Warriors Come Out To Play
this is my first blog so a big hi and thanks to the peeps who added me as friend. one of my favorite movies of all time is Warriors. for the people whos not seen it ive put it up in my stash, its in 10 parts but the films in full, hope you all enjoy it

Simple Versus Real
A simple bastard will take you where you need to go. BUT...A real bastard throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it! A simple bastard will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. BUT...A real bastard will say, beat the fuck out that bastard & don't nobody think about jumping in! A simple bastard will tell another bastard know he can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. BUT...A real bastard will just run up on that bastard without saying shit & knock him the fuck out!!! A simple bastard tells you, he's had enough to drink. BUT...A real bastard tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying! A simple bastard goes to the club with you and sits down. BUT...A real bastard goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bastard how we get down. A simple bastard hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. BUT...A real bastard pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

Gossip And News From Hoopee Holler, Ky
I went into Wal Mart and seen some ole friends from the days we worked at the H.H. Bullcrap Condom Factory in downtown Hoopee Holler. They was bitching about their long term disability benefits being a problem. How true... Yes, it is a problem. That's why I got a lawyer to handle mine. He took care of all the details and I didn't have to worry. I urged my friends to do the same. But they won't. They have to have something to bitch about. Wayin Dean is still on the outs with his wife, Peggy. Last week, Peggy came home early from work and got her feelings hurt. She caught Wayin and Bertha Butoms having sex in the bedroom. Peggy went ballistic and commenced to cussing and tossing lamps, shoes and anything she could throw. Cowardly Wayin hid underneath the bed. Bertha who would make three of skinny Peggy did what any woman would do under similar circumstance... She took off running out of the door. Bertha had left her clothes behind. Yep, she was buttnaked! All 250 pounds of her. Bertha

What Can I Do
i have an ex b/f bugging me still he keeps calling me from differnt numbers i block him but he still call's he leave's me nasty instent messages he just won't leave me alone and it's pissing me off.he did this 10 years ago too luckly he has not shown up at my house god help him if he does. i just don't know what to do he just want's to make my life hell..he is on here but i bloked him bloked him on myspace too he is a freaking messed up guy,tried to get a reastraing order but it won't do no good unless he does something to me....what does he have to kill me or my daughter first before the law does something???

Sucky Night
Well, today I took my sweet dog Chase to the vet. They found tumors in her mammory glands. She will be having surgery tomorrow to have them removed. They will then determine if they are cancerous and if so how far it has spread. They feel as though it won't be good news considering how sensitive she is right now to movement and such. To make the day even worse, I'm dealing with my sons school. He had a substitute teacher yesterday that grabbed him by the arm because he was "humming" in the hall. She left marks on him. I talked with the school yesterday and had a meeting with two asst. principals and the school counselor today. I also talked with the Assistant Superintendent. I felt brushed off by the asst. principals, but was so much happier with the Asst. Sup. I will have more news on that tomorrow after 1pm. I don't know what to do! To add fuel to the emotional fire, I found out that my ex-mother-in-law has breast cancer stage 3. My son is going through so much. The same son tha

Will You Pls Help
i could really use some hlp , this is my first contest i have ever entered and i just cant get anyone to come by an help me out would really appriciate if u came by even to leave just one comment , or maybe alot lol will return the favor to all who help

New Contest
I think i am going to start my own contest it will be the Fastest SOW and your entered automatically Bitch if you think you can do what i do I wanna see it. Pink and i are gonna sell tickets this would be a money maker. Pink can we post the video of her trying to rescue someone on here. Only thing she can rescue is... hmm.. thinkin.. still think'n. OKa y i cant think of what she can rescue. Oh wait try rescuing urself from the buffet line MOOOOOOOOO

You've Been Fucked!
I FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... Body: FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands

Adults Only!!!
Adults Only : Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife or your girlfriend to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. [[[FEMALE & MALES]]] Repost in 3 mins with the

Attention Truckers And Those Traveling The Highways
I PULLED THIS FROM A BULLETIN...PLEASE FORWARD AND REPOST! Drivers asked to help find missing trucker with heart problems The son of a missing trucker is asking for help in locating his 63-year-old father, Terry Wagner, who has heart problems. Wagner was last seen picking up a half load in Round Rock, Texas, March 7. He drives a 1999 Peterbilt. His half load is a rusty air conditioner in two pieces on the back of his drop-deck trailer. The Illinois truck license number is P47474 and the trailer license number is TNN9097. Anyone who has seen Wagner or his truck or who has any information about the missing man is asked to call Austin, Texas, police at (512) 974-0916; Houston police at (713) 731-5223, or send e-mail to ternewt3@aol.com.

Jacked Up
If you take a look at the following picture, let me tell you ... it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or, look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it. . . . Weird

Waiting Is The Hardest Part..................................really.........
Good morning campers! Its been a few days since I managed to post here,I hope to have some news about LoveSick Radio next week Its no great secret - its just that I want to be sure before I talk about it. Anyway, some meetings happening over the next few days - just discussing the game plan. We are also tracking another song demo for the record sat. at the studio. We are also doing a couple interviews for a few magazine. More details when I have them. Gotta go. Gotta get to the gym before I hit the rehersal room with the band. Hope you enjoy todays diary. Back with more of the same real soon. Til then - Peace david

Here We Go!
Ok I have so many wonderful friends, family, and fans that I cant keep the comments on everyones pages up. So heres what Im gonna do everyday im gonna take 10 of yall and write your names down and send u some comments and catch up on your pages of anything new that I might have missed. And then the next day 10 more and so on and so forth. I dont want any of you to think that I have forgotten about ya cause I havent! Just so many of you and Im VERY VERY HAPPY to have each and everyone of you! So keep an eye out for me I maybe stopping by your page soon. Love, hugges and Kisses! Me

Sub....and % Of...
The submissive oneYou scored 39 Based on these results, we can see that you're submissive. You dont sacrifice your own desires for your partner, but you certainly put your partner's needs before your own, and you are relatively obedient. This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 15% on domsubLink: The Are you Dominant or submissive Test written by nahemah on Ok Cupid

The Scent Of You....
Your scent encases me My second skin It permeates everything All at once satiating While leaving me hungering for more Leaving me open Right down to my very core Your scent encases me Driving out the demons of memory For new paths to be formed Along their wake Cementing new paintings in place Ignoring the gossamer wings of time So easily torn Your scent encases me My every breath waiting To be set free Time obliging, abiding My whim To be within your breath Within your arms Surrounded by the trail of your secret, your soul Your scent encases me Holding fast their silken bonds And, oh rapture To be held by such luxurious tethers Held fast to your lust, your need Only matched by the flames within my breast The fires that only moments ago were mere embers Slowly, your breath on my skin, your scent in my hair, come to life Your scent encases me I am left in darkness No light does penetrate My only salvation, your whispered words I follow those so

Your Face........
From the beginning of my life I have been looking for your face but today I have seen it Today I have seen the charm, the beauty, the unfathomable grace of the face that I was looking for Today I have found you and those who laughed and scorned me yesterday are sorry that they were not looking as I did I am bewildered by the magnificence of your beauty and wish to see you with a hundred eyes My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous beauty that I now behold I am ashamed to call this love human and afraid of God to call it divine Your fragrant breath like the morning breeze has come to the stillness of the garden You have breathed new life into me I have become your sunshine and also your shadow My soul is screaming in ecstacy Every fiber of my being is in love with you Your efflugence has lit a fire in my heart for me the earth and sky My arrow of love has arrived at the target I am in the house

Not A Day Goes By
All I have are pictures, just visions on a screen, I have no way to hold you, no way to show you, just how much you mean, but in my heart and soul, you are forever apart of me, you ask me if I think of you, if my love is real, you have only to open your heart, and inside you will feel, with my every heartbeat, every breath and every thought, I think of you always, love you more then words can say, when don't you cross my mind, a million times a day? Not A day Goes By... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Stereotypes
I was having a discussion today with a friend/co-worker and we were discussing some of the topics that I had posted here recently. Mostly on racism, patriotism and illegal immigration These days you have to be “politically correct” in everything you say or do. There seems to be different rules for the average Caucasian. (see my blog “White People“from 1/26/07) .There comes a point where sarcasm and joking around can be considered discriminating, bigotry and racist. Now, when it comes to comedy, where is that fine line? How come Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle can make fun of anyone and everyone, yet Dennis Miller or Dave Attell have to watch what race they are making fun of?? Let’s face it, it’s not individuals that most jokes are about…it’s the stereotypes. So my conclusion of the whole conversation came to this: If you don’t like the jokes or comments, stop living up to the stereotypes. Then you have nothing to be ashamed about or nothing to defend.Got that?? Stop living up to

Please Cradle My Heart...
Last night, I was lying on the rooftop, thinking of you. I saw a special Star, and summoned her to take you a message. I prostrated myself to the Star and asked her to take my prostration to that Sun of Tabriz. So that with his light, he can turn my dark stones into gold. I opened my chest and showed her my scars, I told her to bring me news of my bloodthirsty Lover. As I waited, I paced back and forth, until the child of my heart became quiet. The child slept, as if I were rocking his cradle. Oh Beloved, give milk to the infant of the heart, and don't hold us from our turning. You have cared for hundreds, don't let it stop with me now. At the end, the town of unity is the place for the heart. Why do you keep this bewildered heart in the town of dissolution? I have gone speechless, but to rid myself of this dry mood, oh Saaqhi, pass the narcissus of the wine.

Life
Life Life is a roller coaster. You can either Scream every time you hit a bump or You can throw your hands up in the air And enjoy it. There will always be ups and downs, Bumps and curves in this life. You might as well purpose to enjoy the ride. If you're waiting until they're all behind You to start enjoying life, one day you Will look back and see, that indeed, they WERE your life! Relax, enjoy that Which you have been given, and discover How rich and full life really can be, when You don't spend all your time fretting And worrying over that which you Don't have.

Seeing Eye Dog
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was eve

Welcome Home
He walks into the bedroom and there she lays, on the bed, still with the towel wrapped around her from her shower, she was sleeping, he walks up to the bed by her and runs his fingers over her leg, she moves a lil bit, he thinks he has jus woke her up, but she doesn't move anymore..He sits down next to her, her leg lifted a lil, enough for him to be able to see and notice that she has no thongs on, he lightly moves the towel off her, he stands up and gets undressed, the whole time looking down at her totally naked body, he can feel his cock getting hard while watching her, he begins touching it, slowly stroking it until hes completely hard, he starts to imgaine the feeling of being inside her, he reaches down and runs his fingers over her freshly shaven pussy, he gets on the bed between her legs, she still has not moved anymore, he starts kissing at the small of her back and works his way up to the back of her neck while rubbing his cock over her pussy and kissing the back of her neck

We Break From This Program For The Following Bullitin For My Family/friends/fans (present And Future)...
Ok.. so some people haven't gotten it yet... I don't know why, it's in my blog and on my profile. That is, for the people who can and will read them! I am doing a study for a sociology class. We are doing media studies and this is mine. Someone just asked me if I didn't think people don't know who Jennifer Aniston is. Duh, who doesn't know who she is? Personally, she is one my favorite actresses and is very gorgeous. This is my tribute to her, I am a huge fan. Just so you all know.. I know that you all know who she is.. and I am not trying to be her!! Or use her pictures to pass off as my own... Thank you and please enjoy the rest of your scheduled programming! Please fan/add me if you show love, so I can be sure to return it!@ CherryTAP -Seana

Update On My Aunty
just thought i would give an update on my aunty she went home yesterday from hospital after ten days. she is doin well. She had most her tongue removed as well as part of the side of her mouth, they removed some skin from her arm to help the side of her mouth heal. She also had the feeding tube removed the day before so she has started to eat vitimized meals that my mum and my other aunty are cooking for her & now she will start the Radiotherapy thanks for all the thoughts and prayers it has been much appreciated :) {HUGS}

Tough Love Vs. Spanking
Most Americans think it's improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those moments." One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after o ur car ride together. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions, in case you would like to use the technique. " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

Elizabeth's Progress
Hello all, just wanted to put it here too. Elizabeth is doing well. She is more like her old self now. She is still in need of her chemo treatments and her blood transfusions, and also your prayers. I am putting the address below so you can donate a toy or some onsie clothings for her or even just send her a get well soon card. Please tell everyone you know about her situation and maybe we can get more blood donations to her. Thank you for everything, and it is greatly appreciated by us all. Elizabeth Ann Dugar c/o St. Jude Children's Research Hospital 332 N. Lauderdale St. Memphis, TN. 38105 patient number: 25648 ~Christyl~

An Online 'vet' Says Thanks!
In 1987, before I even graduated high school - I was doing the 'online' thing... Back then, there were 1-2 line Bulletin Board Systems (BBSes) - so called, because you left messages like you would on a traditional bulletin board. You'd hang up, dial back a few hours later, and see if anyone had replied to what you had said. Email wasn't something anyone had, outside of universities and large companies...so there was no notification...you just waited. With the exception of a few local technical BBS systems, the only way to reach out and meet people was through large online services, like Compuserv, GENie, and Delphi. The internet, as it is today, wasn't even a pipe-dream. We were all still stuck in the land of dialup modems, at 1200, or 2400bps (think about that...when you bitch about your DSL being slow!) In 1989, I created my own little 'piece' of heaven on Delphi called 'Shooting the Bull'. I was active on other parts of the system, had accounts on COmpuserv and

To All Who Are Bi-polar.
I was told by the docs that I was bi-polar a couple of years ago. I have been researching the condition since then. I found what the definition. Also realised that was how I was. This condition is not any fun for me. I have days that I am suicidal and others where I feel that I am on top of the world. I also feel a sense of never being satisfied with anthing. I have hurt loved ones along the way emotionaly. If you suffer like this and found a way to get it under control please talk to me.

Let Me In...
Let me in. Let me in. Let me in and I will lay claim to you like no other woman ever has. Ever will. I will lay claim to you. I will love you like no other. I will capture your heart. I will consume your soul. I will be your everything. I will be your mind freak. I will be. Let me in. Let me in...

Good Friends Are Like Stars
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, repost this to everyone. If you get it back, then they really do love you. And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt, and call me over! Good friends are like stars..

From Paul
racism isn't worth the bullshit everyone makes it. we are all equal.. so get over yourself. no one is better than anyone else, wether you have more money than the next person or not. end of story.. now read this. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism

Sexual Identity - R
-A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ___expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. Y

Here's The Lastest On Angel.
Well, everyone, here's the lastest. You know the other day I said that A ngel migt get to come home either late Wendesday or Thrusday, well it looks like it might not be until Fiday now. The doctor did a blood count on her and it came back low, so they gave her two pints of blood and did a catscan on her stomach last night. The results came back this afternoon and she had a abdominal hematoma. Now they are wanting to keep her a little longer to keep a eye on her blood count and all. Right now her blood count is normal and they are hoping that it will stay there. They have her off the pain drip and iv free now. Tonight, when my kids and I went to see her, she had to go to the bathroom and she wound up getting sick at the same time. That's the first time that she has gotten sick since the surgery, something that she didn't want to do. They gave her a shot, I forget what it was but it calmed her stomach down and it also put her to sleep. I know that I should not be getting worried or anyt

Yep Fill It Out Please!
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

Chapter 12 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TWELVE WHAT I SAW OF THE DESTRUCTION OF WEYBRIDGE AND SHEPPERTON As the dawn grew brighter we withdrew from the win- dow from which we had watched the Martians, and went very quietly downstairs. The artilleryman agreed with me that the house was no place to stay in. He proposed, he said, to make his way Londonward, and thence rejoin his battery--No. 12, of the Horse Artillery. My plan was to return at once to Leather- head; and so greatly had the strength of the Martians im- pressed me that I had determined to take my wife to New- haven, and go with her out of the country forthwith. For I already perceived clearly that the country about London must inevitably be the scene of a disastrous struggle before such creatures as these could be destroyed. Between us and Leatherhead, however, lay the third cylin- der, with its guarding giants. Had I been alone, I think I should have taken my chance and struck across country. But the artilleryman dissuaded me

A Daddys Poem
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a

...god Im Mean...
..i went to court against my ex today...was about child support..hes behind bars right now for good reasons...things he done in the past ...not a lot know the bg ...but hey ...DID THEY TURN OFF THE WATER IN JAIL AND RUN OUT OF SHAVERS...AND I WANNE OPEN A FUNDRAISER....@HELPTHEFUCKS.COM....why and how can someone in a coun ty jail look like someone wich was 20 years in(i typ it wrong)atcatraz...lol

Please Help This Sweet Lady
This Sweet Lady Is Trying To Win A Blast Come And Help Her Out Please She Only Needs 25000 To Get Her Blast Please Help If You Can Drop In And Leave Her A Few Comments Thanks She Only Has Till May 31 To Get The Rest Of The Comments She Needs

New Here
hi y'all.... im new here, so im trying to figure all this out, im a myspace user, and this is a bit different, so give me a few days, and i might figure this thing out...... until then if ya wanna check out my myspace page, where i know what im doing... here is the link....... http://www.myspace.com/krysti517

3 Holy Men And A Bear
Three Holy Men and a Bear: A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mothe

What Is A Son?
What is a Son? A son is a warm spot in your heart and a smile on your lips. In the beginning, he is charmingly innocent, putting his complete trust in you. He comes to you for a hand to hold and for the security only your arms can provide. He shares his tales of adventure and knows how proud you are of his discoveries and accomplishments. All his problems can be solved by a hug and a kiss from you, and the bond, you share is so strong it is almost tangible..... Time passes, and your innocent little boy starts to test his limits. He lets go of your hand to race into the midst of life without thinking ahead or looking both ways. His problems have grown along with him, and he has learned that you can't always make his life better or kiss his troubles away. He spends much of his time away from you, and though you long for the closeness you once shared, he chooses independence and privacy. Discoveries and accomplishments aren't as easy to co

Quicktime, Redux
If clicking "override quicktime safety" keeps bringing me back to the quicktime security warning page, then since I don't yet have a new computer with a more recent operating system on which I can install a newer version of Quicktime, and my attempts to disable Quicktime have failed, and I can't upgrade this computer without installing Firewire too (estimated cost - erm... ow. - well, it may come to temporary departure time until I do have a new machine. (Not suggesting that this is some sort of bad thing to angst over, just a statement of fact. And in any case, temporary. Once I know for sure, though, I'll change my profile settings so that any alerts are sent me once a day - at most, etc.; my e-mail and messenger info are available to friends and more personal info is there for those who I think must have it and should, though some I may have missed for any of that information can ask me. (In happier news, I'm almost done with page 2 of my "LilyPond"ing of a 1969 score by Benja

Messages From And To Some Stupoid Person..
Slee RE: you Wow!! you actually used the word " your " correctly in that one. You sent me a message saying " Dude you're a fag. " and you are talking to me about being nice to people? That's fucking hilliarious. You are so amusing. One of the reasons to go to church is to learn about the people around you so you can understand them better. Gaining knowledge of other people's beliefs is usefull wether you believe the same things as them or not. I didn't say anything bad about you being latina. You stereo-typed yourself. I didn't make any comments about you carrying knives around, or maybye english is your second language, so it's understandable you have problems writing and using contractions and such. The main difference betwen race and religion is, you can kinda choose your religion, but you can't choose your race. Religion isn't a genetic factor. It's something that you can change. I"m not denying the existance of god. I am challenging his authority to a

My Freinds
YA KNOW I WAS JUST GOING THRU MT FRIENDS LIST...WHT I HAVE NO IDEA...LOL....BUT I GOT A REALLY GOOD FEELING COME OVER ME ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN I NOTICED HOW MANY OF YOU MY FRIENDS...ARE USING SOME OF THE PICS I MADE YOU ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE.....IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU APPRECIATE THEM THAT MUCH.....THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING MY DAY.....HUGGGGS N PEACE OUT

Chapter 11 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER ELEVEN AT THE WINDOW I have already said that my storms of emotion have a trick of exhausting themselves. After a time I discovered that I was cold and wet, and with little pools of water about me on the stair carpet. I got up almost mechanically, went into the dining room and drank some whiskey, and then I was moved to change my clothes. After I had done that I went upstairs to my study, but why I did so I do not know. The window of my study looks over the trees and the railway towards Horsell Common. In the hurry of our departure this window had been left open. The passage was dark, and, by contrast with the picture the window frame enclosed, the side of the room seemed im- penetrably dark. I stopped short in the doorway. The thunderstorm had passed. The towers of the Oriental College and the pine trees about it had gone, and very far away, lit by a vivid red glare, the common about the sand pits was visible. Across the light huge black shapes, gro-

Music Rant
OK, I know this isn't the most earth-shaking topic for a first blog, but I'll make more later. I'm just weary of all the attention given to American Idol and the vocal lightweights that inhabit that world. (Except, of course, for Sanjaya, whose vocal prowess, not to mention his sister's breasts, is truly jaw dropping.) I will make the disclaimer that I've never expended the effort required to watch an entire American Idol episode, which will invalidate my opinion among the faithful I'm sure. However, in light of the attention lavished on Idol loser Jennifer Hudson recently, let me offer a glimpse of a real diva, Jennifer Holiday, who originated the "Dreamgirls" role on Broadway and who blows Hudson out of the water both vocally and theatrically. My readers who were not born in 1982, may never have heard Ms Holiday's incredible performance and so I offer it here. I was privileged to see her on Broadway and I can tell you that the term "show stopper" definitely applies. Rarely has a per

The Good With The Bad
My Lovely Lady Wife is leaving the country. Since we will be unable to cummunicate, and since she will be gone for such a long time, we have decided that I can have a cyber playmate. If you are interested, drop me a line and maybe we can work something out!

Chapter 10 { The War Of The Worlds
CHAPTER TEN IN THE STORM Leatherhead is about twelve miles from Maybury Hill. The scent of hay was in the air through the lush meadows beyond Pyrford, and the hedges on either side were sweet and gay with multitudes of dog-roses. The heavy firing that had broken out while we were driving down Maybury Hill ceased as abruptly as it began, leaving the evening very peace- ful and still. We got to Leatherhead without misadventure about nine o'clock, and the horse had an hour's rest while I took supper with my cousins and commended my wife to their care. My wife was curiously silent throughout the drive, and seemed oppressed with forebodings of evil. I talked to her reassuringly, pointing out that the Martians were tied to the Pit by sheer heaviness, and at the utmost could but crawl a little out of it; but she answered only in monosyllables. Had it not been for my promise to the innkeeper, she would, I think, have urged me to stay in Leatherhead that night. Would that I

~~my Private Part Died Today~~
My Private Part Died Today! An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that! Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!! "Well, he replied, "Today's the

Trying Things Out
I am new to Cherry Tap and I am still figuring out all the different things. It is pretty confusing though. But I think that I am getting it. This blog is just another thing that I have to learn about. LOL

On Fantasies...
You do not know another person until you know their fantasies. We add and subtract pretty much the same way, but our fantasies are branded with our own histories and personalities. They are precious and, in certain particulars, unique to us. A person who does not wish to know our fantasies does not really wish to know us; he may wish to deal with us, or to use us, but he does not totally wish to know us. (my italics) (p. 48) I found this quote on this page. Your friendly sex toy laydee is always looking for good, thought-provoking information out there... I enjoyed that one, thought I'd share. If you're bothered by something in your relationship, LEARN about it, talk about it, look for other angles to look at it in. NEVER do something that doesn't feel right. This will cause resentment, but DO look to understand. If you just don't keep looking. At least GET your mate, even, if after careful introspection and communication, you just aren't "into" the same things. At