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Dimes Define
How many times will dimes define friendships of mine, It sounds funny but it ain't about money with me, You see I perceive to achieve more than the frailty of materialism in society, Intergalactic seed, pragmatically freed by insensitive deeds, Disenfranchised by what so-called friends idolized, Castaway souls sway in conscious disarray, Ashen automatons of clay, They lay in limbo all their days coveting lifeless goals, Hold onto the cold, content to grow old in their droll matrix cookie-cutter roles. I don't need a car, 20 talents in a jar to determine how far I go when my fate is in the stars. Keep looking down on me, you say I'm bound to be, A nameless mound in a cemetery. Hey it's all right, I don't need to cuss or fight, Please children of the green disease have a good night. You just might yet regret the actions you have set into motion, Can't figure out the quotient that is churning inside of me, I don't hate you, the fate you create is one I do not
She Has To Stay!
All Alone
I feel the weight of the world upon my shoulders. Where do I go? Who do I turn to? No one quit understands my feelings or the dreams I had. I want to be married to one person for the rest of my life and yet I can't seem to find anyone willing or have a desire to let me be me. I married and divorce twice so that the men could get on with their lives and here I am I am in the same position as the men. I want out to get on with my life and I can't! Everyday I go to my mail box in hopes that someone has heard of my plight and sends me the money I need to divorce and move out. Everyday I open the box to fidn more bills and no help. Each day my hopes are dashed and my spirit is broken. I want to crawl into a hole and die but the thought that maybe just maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel. I am so damn stressed that my monthly vister hasn't shown up and it is driving me crazy becasue Friday I was going ot visit someone (hopeful) and play to my hearts connet. Well i
Friends At Work!!!???!!!
Hey everyone, Just wanted everyone's thoughts on this one, Friends at work... Do you think it is a good idea to make lots of friends at work?? or do you think it could be a hazzard to your job?? A penny for your thoughts... luv ya's all.
No Longer Need To Flee
Hid amid the insipid and decrepit corners of cities where those who some would normally pity lies earth born stars. Somewhere in institutions brought there by life or death solutions trees are asphyxiated by unnatural pollution. Down where confusion has often plummeted into destitution I hear the rumblings of revolution. Colossal billboards of wealthy idealistic whores symbolize the closed doors to many of our brother and sisters. Just outside where calloused hands and blistered feet bleed to eat and famine separate the dead from the weak there is a hopeful leak. A tiny voice has made the choice to speak, despite an outlook many would call bleak. In a classroom where the popular kids throw shadows of gloom trying to mark an early tomb for the odd ones who think roses rise above the cess pole of stink. Some how that chubby nigger has a soul a little bigger than the barrel pointing at him from indoctrination's trigger. I breathe, perceive, weave without the need to deceiv
My Love
What Does Your Favorite Outfit Say About You?
What Your Green Outfit Means Having a unique style of dress is quite important to you. You're a bit of an oddball, but you're also very friendly. No worries - people find your eccentricities charming! Designer match: Diane Von Furstenberg Signature accessory: A vintage purse What Does Your Favorite Outfit Say About You?
Ct Marriage & Divorce Certificates
I am making custom marriage and divorce certificates. If you would like one... Just drop me a pm with the type of certificate you want. and let me know what kind of graphics you would like on it. Here is my link. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP Here are some samples. (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 10:56:11') (repost of original by '=^HELLCAT^=' on '2007-03-20 11:07:55') (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 11:28:58') (repost of original by 'Jeremy Crow' on '2007-03-20 14:18:01') (repost of original by '
Sarah....pls Repost!!!!...april Is Blue Ribbon Month!
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throw
The Gift
If I give, and he receives What if my life he leaves? Oh, to have loved wrong, then have the treasure lost. What a price to pay a twenty five year cost. A gift from me for his delight. What if its quality is not of his sight? Once the veil is lifted, and the prize revealed Will my essence still be gifted after the years it was concealed? If I do give, and his presence is lost How then do I live after the gift was tossed?
Are You A Girl Or A Woman?
You Are A Girl! Are you ever serious? Well, you're seriously playful. And guys are attracted to your girlish spirit and all the fun that follows. Your girlish, temper, however... well, they could live without that. Not to worry though, you never stay upset for long. It's off to the next adventure. Are You A Girl Or a Woman?
Send Some Luv
Painted Black
I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes I see a line of cars and they're all painted black With flowers and my love both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a new born baby it just happens ev'ry day I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue I could not foresee this thing happening to you If I look hard enough into the settin' sun My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkne
What Breed Of Puppy Am I???
You Are a German Shepherd Puppy Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive. You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Am I?
of course you think I'm crazy having never even met but try all you want to my mind and heart are set I will wait forever since I know you are the one this feeling deep inside me rises like the sun I know you say it can't be but fate is by our side laying out our future one we can not hide something to remember love is evermore from here and there and everywhere to reach on every shore so how can I be crazy let me count the ways crazy for your beauty more beautiful each day crazy for the way you think the way you do your hair if you think I'm crazy let's get crazy if you dare the sun comes out each morning dusk ends every day we live and breathe the same air we do our thing our way yet deep inside your heart and soul you know I am the one you know it by the feeling can't fight it til it's done knowing all you seem to know it can't be very hard it's not like Texas Hold'em hoping for a card it's knowing what you want in life the rest of al
What A Nice Grilfriend
What A Great Girlfriend Wow, I couldn't believe it was happening. I couldn't believe Misty had finally agreed to try it, and even put an ad on the web. I couldn't believe we were going to meet her. Hell, I couldn't believe anything at this time. Let me step back a second ... after a long time of talking to Misty about a threesome, I had finally managed to convince her to at least meet another woman. I even let her choose who she wanted to meet, so she had put an ad on the web. She didn't let me know if she had any success till a week ago, when she told me she had talked to a woman she liked, and that we would be meeting her in a week. Well tonight was the night. We walked into Margarita's, a little Mexican restaurant near my house. I had no idea who I was looking for, but we headed to the bar. Misty looked good again tonight, wearing a dressy little skirt with stocking (and I could tell a garter belt on underneath). She had a tight shirt that nicely showed off her boobs. I wa
Empathy Empathy- Your inner power is Empathy! This means that you have a talent for identifying others emotions, often by simply glancing at them. You are EXTREMELY shy and quiet. People sometimes dont notice youre around and seem surprised to find out you even exist in a big class. Youre the often silent, goody two shoes, and few get passed the walls youve built up to stop yourself being hurt, as you no doubt have been in the past. Not everyone understands you, in fact some think that youre a snob or worse because you rarely participate in group activities. Youre extremely sensitive, even the least harsh of words can hurt you. Only your very few, closest friends who have earned your hard-to-get trust know who you really are inside; a sweet, gentle young woman who is lonely and so desperately needing friends to support you. You can get very depressed and not always know why, despite your power of empathy, as it seems to only work for people outside you. Your friends always turn
Boyfriend/husband Application Lol
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me
The Sexiesthonkytonkbadonkadonk Contest
Whats Up
Hey hey....your all problemly lookin for the rest of the story from yesterday...its comin I promise...but the twist to it is someone else is writting the end it is coming from a mans point of will be posted on both our sites his and mine.....its should be here within the next 2 days I promise...keep a look out for more stories by me I am workin one now that my baby boi is helpin me work on...soo hot and steamy ...remember to rate when you visit the page and show mad luv and I will return the luv on ya page all day long.... love, peace, and chicken grease lmao Jen aka MzCrazy
How Much Sex Appeal Do I Have?
You Are 84% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
How Long
how long have you been alone nights been cold all alone laying there night after night while your friends are out there til dawn's light how long has it been so long do you remember once your song how you sang it how you danced now alone so sad romance seems like a memory yet all it takes to not be alone a chance to make a chance to be a chance to live how long alone a chance to give once you were happy once you had dreams once you knew it all once it seemed so right so real so everything and more til the now alone you've cried at the door what will it take what will you do to not be alone do you need a clue take a chance be afraid but still take a chance anyway even if it hurts take it on romance you've been hurt before now go out the door take a chance even if it hurts you've been hurt before now go out of the door and live your life once more
Made It To Level 9
Wanted to blog that I made level 9 today so I can see how long it takes me to make level 10. It's a lot harder for a guy to level up in here than a woman, I wonder why that is haha
Hubby/wifey Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? [[1 ugly..10 fine as hell]] 25. Your phone number? send it to me
Misty The Cock Whore?????
You walk in my house after work, I motion for you to sit on my soft leather couch and move the ottoman out of my way. I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water for me and of course whatever you want to drink. Coming back into the living room I hand you your drink and set mine down near your feet. I sit down on the floor and wait quietly until you unwind a little from your day's events. We talk a little and listen to U2 in the CD player. You have no idea that all I can think about it putting my mouth on your cock. I also have the image of your creamy cum oozing out and licking it off of the tip. I want to be your cock whore. I untie and slide your leather shoes off of your feet and rub them a little. You tell me how nice that feels and close your eyes for a few minutes. The picture in my head is continues to be licking and sucking your cock. I rise to my knees and unbuckle your belt while giving you little kisses on the lips. Slowly I slide your pants and boxer briefs down p
Love Song For A Vampire
Love Song For a Vampire Come into these arms again and lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum It beats for you it bleeds for you it knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums it is the song of songs Once I had the rarest rose that ever deemed to bloom Cruel winter chilled the bud and stole my flower too soon Oh loneliness Of hopelessness to search the ends of time For there is in all the world no greater love than mine. Love o love o .... still falls the rain Love o love o .... still falls the night Love o love o .... live on forever Let me be the only one to keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven is laid the stars are bright as gold They shine for you they shine for you they burn for all to see Come into these arms again and set this spirit free
My Best Friend
I will always be there for you, and I hope you will be there for me too, for our friendship can never be broken, I will remain loyal through all the good and the bad,and in the end we will be glad, because without you I am nothing, as you are nothing without me, we fill the space a lover couldn't fill, for we hold each others secrets that we would never spill. And the day you left part of me left too! I'm so alone not having u here with me! Best friends forever you and me nothing could ever change that it's PURE DESTINY! I LOVE AN MISS U POOH! R.I.P 6-10-72 2-13-07
Am I A Romantic Or A Realist
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
The Girl
a girl of almost 18 years stood on the field, lacrosse stick in hand, pullin at her uniform because of the unsightly bulges the kilt and the spandex shirt created and amplified. She was playin defense for the first time since 7th grade and had no idea what to do. Looking through a caged vision (due to the cage goggles), she spied her mom standin on the hill along with a few other parents and students rooting for the team. Her mom didnt cheer or show any emotion. She stood off to the side, hands clasped in front of her, just watching the game through her black sunglasses. part way through the game, the girl looks up and watches her mom turn her back and walk away from the game to her shiny silver mercedes benz. something her mom said earlier came back to her; "your sister has a game at 4, i'll stop there and then go to yours". the girl's shoulder slumped visibly as she watched her mom's car pull away, betting she was going to her little sister's lacrosse game. it was bad eno
Why Why Work, Why Live, Why feel anything, Why not close my eyes and never awake again... Is it better dead? Not to feel Not to love Just go into the endless void Never to wake again Why?
About Me
How Honest Am I?????
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?
Hey Everone I Am So New At This
i need some friends
My Brain Pattern???
Your Brain's Pattern Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Well,, my son had a great day...We all went out fer dinner,, A friend of ours gave him $5 and of course it's gone came home had a slice of cake and he opened his gifts which I've got pictures of,,, (TEE HEE) anyways he's happy and thats all that matters to me....
Just A Poem I Like
Since I have found you, I have found a new life. The decision to commit to share that life with you is one I make happily and with full confidence in our love. Secure in the knowledge that you will be my constant friend, my faithful partner in life, and my one true love. On this special day, I give to you in the presence of God and all these witnesses my pledge to stay by your side, in sickness and in health, in joy and in sorrow, as well as through the good times and the bad. I promise to love you without reservation, comfort you in times of distress, encourage you to achieve all of your goals, laugh with you and cry with you, always be open and honest with you, and cherish you for as long as we both shall live.
Pretty Funny
If anyone is interested I've got a video on my page of my friend and I zapping each other with a stun gun, while drunk St.Patty's day.. You're bound to chuckle if you watch it. Also here's the link, enjoy! KJZ
Am I Passionate Or Compassionate???
You Are 90% Passionate, 10% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
True Meaning Of Easter???
Three Blondes die and find themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turned her away. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turns her away. The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "Okay, so, tell me." She says, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..." St. Peter relies, "Verrrrrry good!" Well, instead of shutting up while she was ahead, the blonde conti
Wedding Vow
You are God’s precious gift to me, my springtime, my hope and my joy. You are everything that’s good and pure and true and I worship you with my mind, body and soul. How blessed I am to be able to say that you are mine, to be able to love and cherish you for the rest of my days. I vow to always put you first in my life, always be there to comfort you in your sorrow and rejoice with you in your victories. May our hearts and very breath become one as we unite this day as husband and wife. I promise to be your true love from this day forward and forevermore…
Follow Your Head Or Your Heart?
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
The Count.
The count. With wings of black I do fly Craving the blood in which you thrive Tasting your love so sweet , As I bite into your meat. Holding you close in my arms, making you fall for my nightly charms With the midnight’s sun I will tie up your tongue Knowing me as a breeze, ruffling your skirt Just to please No death for us tonight, this is just your second bite Unholy I might be, but this night is for you and me Scott Baker
To All My Friends An Fans
Hello I am sending this shout out to all my LC friends and fans ...I am Going through some health issues as some of you know ...I have a Brain tumer isn't cancer ....but it is going to require surgery ....I will be off from work for some time when I have this surgery ...I have a CD which contains 5 of my original songs on it I will be selling to whom of you that would be interested will be 12.95 that includes shipping and handeling ....It will also be autographed... those interested can contact me and let me know ....I should have my p.o. box by March 10th. I truely appreciate it ....and thank you all for your prayers and sweet comments Sincerely Rhonda
The Rite Of Seven Steps
1. My beloved, our love has become firm by your walking one with me. Together we will share the responsibilities of the home, food and finances. May God bless us with noble children to share. May they live long. 1. This is my commitment to you, my lord. Together we will share the responsibility of the home, food and finances. I promise that I shall discharge all of my share of the responsibilities for the welfare of the family and the children. 2. O my beloved goddess, now you have walked with me, the second step. May God bless you. I will love you and you alone as my wife. I will fill your heart with strength and courage: this is my commitment and my pledge to you. May God protect the household and children. 2. My lord, at all times, I shall fill your heart with courage and strength. In your happiness I shall rejoice. May God bless you and our household. 3. O my beloved goddess, now since you have walked three steps with me, our wealth and prosperity will grow.
To All Full Blooded Bikers
If u have ever been to a Bikers Motor Cycle Club hose then u would understand and I have been to tons of them and they are all the same a clubhouse is not a Bar u can't sell booze but yet u can drink and give a donation to the club.The club house is a place for bikers and friends to hang out in and disgust bissness people stroll in and out of the club there is no sit hours at any Clubhouse in this world.Club house cherry tap is not a bar it's a clubhouse
Five Rules 4 A Happy Life
FIVE RULES - HAPPY LIFE 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is 'good in bed' and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
I Am So Happy Now
I love the new me, I am so glad I fuckin killed my former self. Everyone loves who i am now. I don't know how much I have been flirted with today and I only went to best buy and the mall. I am doin good. I don't care what Jess is doing anymore. For real. It doesn't bother me in the least. I do still wanna hang out with her and be best friends. And I do still love her, don't get me wrong. But I just am completely apathetic towards what she does with other people. I feel so much relief it is crazy and I am not even on my meds yet. I am doing AMAZING. I love when people don't know me so I am mysterious to them because I look like I would have an attitude but I am the nicest person they've ever met. Leaves em wanting to know more I LOVE IT hahaha. Like the girl at best buy totally started hitting on me out of nowhere, and was flirting with me like crazy. I am doing FUCKING AMAZING. If I keep this up I'm going to get raped hahaha *crosses fingers*
My Ideal Relationship..
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage You've dated enough to know what you want. And that's marriage - with the right person. You're serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?
I Need Bombers & Raters!!!
Everyone please take a moment to click this pic and rate and bomb it as much as you can for me. *hugs* Luv you all! I appreciate any and all help! Crystal (AngelEyezTN)
Free Prize Giveaway!
Ok I had so much fun last friday giving away kegs for comments that I am going to keep it going. So here are the deals. Offer #1: You go to and leave me any comment on my page and I will buy you a "VIC Cherrytap beer keg" It's that simple! Offer #2: You go to and use a picture or graphic to bling out your profile then tell me about it and I will buy you a "VIC Cherrytap beer keg" and a "VIC Cherrytap Trophy"! Offer #3: You go to and use this Graphic Get more @ located at: in your profile then tell me about it and I will buy you a "VIC" gift! Bonus Offer: While you are at visit one of my sponsors (don't have to use their service just visit the link) and tell me about it ( I trust in honesty) I will also buy you a bonus VIC gift! SUPER EXTRA BONUS OFFER JUST ADDED: Just Mee has wrote the following: If you use one of my tagz on his or her
Excerpt From Iching
When two people are at one in their inmost hearts, they shatter even the strength of iron or bronze. And when two people understand each other in their inmost hearts, their words are sweet and strong, like the fragrance of orchids.
What Year Were You Born Under???
You Were Born Under: Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation. You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want. Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead. And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots. You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog. What Year Were You Born Under?
And The Survey Says!
1. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? :: Nope 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? :: hmm i roll all over 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? :: hm all three 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? :: Yep 5.which leg do you put in your pants first? :: right 6.candles or incense? :: incense 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? :: gigglles now and then 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? :: nope 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? :: nope 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? :: Microwave baby! 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? :: house 12. Shower or bath? :: shower 13. Do you pee in the shower? :: no way! 15. Mexican or Chinese food? :: Chinese 16. Have you ever kissed a stranger? :: Yes 18. Do you own sex toys? :: Giggles well daa yes 19. corn dog or hotdog? :: Corndogs! 20. Your favorite restauraunt? :: China Garden 21. What did you have for lunch today? :: Salmon 22. Which do
My Flower
The Most Beautiful Flower You stand so elegantly so proud so exotic My eyes are drowned in your beauty My hand wants to hold you But I refuse to break you from your foundation I want you to live forever I water you daily with immeasurable love The sun shines because of you Giving off the breath of life that you bestow deep within You make the entire world beautiful From a seed to a bud to who you’ve become I’m really surprised it’s only taken such a short time for such beauty to be created It’s really amazing what God has done For you to stand out among all You are that flower I think your name should be Shelly You are a pillar to all that surrounds you and the corner stone to help others stand You are lovely in every way You are that potter that molds so beautifully with your love Your presence creates a beautiful song Allow me to hum it in my heart Your petals are so soft and beautiful and they’ve been that way from the start You get more and
New Account
created this account for bombing but no good if I can't level up like yesterday.Rate/fan and send friend requests fast BOZO-DA-DRUNKEN-CLOWN@ CherryTAP
To All Fans, Present Or Future
If you FAN me VIST MY PAGE!! What's the sense of FANing a person and you don't KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE MOVEMENT?!!!? All I'm saying is I know if I fan somebody I try to hit them up Once aweek.You know what I think that's my rule... ~~~ALL FANS COMMENT MY PAGE ATLEAST ONE TIME A WEEK.IF TERMS ARE NOT MADE I WILL SERIOUSLY BE CRUSHED AND DIE AND STUFF~~~
My Summer Love Style....
Your Summer Love Style is Serious While others may be into a summer fling, you're about the real thing. And there's a good chance you're already serious with someone already. For you, the summer is about getting closer and more committed. Just don't get tempted by any of that hot weather eye candy! What's Your Summer Love Style?
Which Ice Cream Flavor Are You?
Which ice cream flavor are you? Quiz Free Fun Quizzes at My Result Was: You are flirty and loving like chocolate. You are a great person to be with.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal
Four Days
til i turn 23... holfy fuck i'm gettin old LoL
Well Here I Go Again
sorry if you read this and don't like it. I am so sick of my life people just want to hurt me over and over and over.. I really think life stinks... I HATE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry but I have to write this because this is my way of letting it go... I have kept it in tooo long I hate it Nobody will ever love me ..... I am, I guess, the worst person on this planet... I have STUPID BITCH written on my forehead.... well sorry but please...understand...I had to let it out...
Do I Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
I Love My Friends!!!
WHOOHOOO I CAUGHT UP AND AM A LITTLE BIT AHEAD IN MY CONTEST CAN I PLEASE GET A LITTLE BIT OF HELP, 2 comments and a rate would be awesome, but if your really bored you can drop more!!
One Dance.
I had this feeling as we danced together. It was unmistakeable and drew us closer unconsciously. The beat ground our bodies in unison. If only you weren't so tantalizing an makin me feel hypnotic under your gaze. My face flushed and I can't tear myself away. It was our own paradise. Lost in your aura I only see you. It was what I needed. This. Shut your eyes, you can feel my body against yours. We grind together losing ourselves against the flow. I know you're drawn too. So let yourself go if we only have this moment. You could turn this life around. Just keep the beat. No, don't stop now, you won't see whats beyond this smile. I know what you said. Take it slow.. I can't help it, Just as you can't. I love the crazy feeling, how it makes you feel powerless to every step. Every twist, every roll, you grab my hand till we're just one. Not debating this action we respond as we were meant to. Its a new phase. We'l
Celtic Wedding Vow
"You cannon possess me for I belong to myself But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give You cannon command me, for I am a free person But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand" "I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night and the eyes into which I smile in the morning I pledge to you the first bite of my meat and the first drink from my cup I pledge to you my living and my dying, each equally in your care I shall be a shield for your back and you for mine I shall not slander you, nor you me I shall honor you above all others, and when we quarrel we shall do so in private and tell no strangers our grievances" "This is my wedding vow to you This is the marriage of equals."
Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you; May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings, May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.
Day Dreams.
Day dreams. I found myself in waking dreams . Holding you in seamless themes. Walking upon the sandy beach As the surf reaches our bare feet. Kissing you in the park where others Can’t keep apart. Flying in the midnight sky knowing that I was the only guy. Holding you close to me Under our special tree. Carving out the words of love And watching our tree begin to bud. Looking at you from a distance Hoping that I had crush resistance. Shaking my head one, two ,three As the reality comes back to me. A simple boy with a crush Heaven help us men All of us! Scott baker
My Italian Name????
Your Italian Name Is... Mariabella Stigliano What's Your Italian Name?
Little Known Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. In my next life I want to be a pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Polar bears are left handed. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live nine da
Attitude Adjustment
Attitude Adjustment A big Texan gets married to a very small and pretty little lady. After the wedding they're in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their first night together as a married couple. They're both on different sides of the bed getting undressed when all of a sudden that big Texan takes off his pants and throws them over onto her side of the bed and says put those on! The little lady being surprised by his actions says, honey you know I can't fill those big pants you wear. The Texan smiles back her and say that's right! I just wanted you to know who wears the pants in this family and that's the way I want it to stay! The little lady thinks for a minute and takes off her panties and throws them over onto his side of the bed and says put these panties on!! That big old Texan picks up the little lace panties and says baby you know I can't get into these pretty little lace panties you wear. She smiles back at him and says that's right, and don't ex
A Familiar Scent
I have no idea where it came from but I caught a wiff of a scent that smells just like my old High School Sweetheart. And it is bringing back the memories big time for me. I had to put more in here. I broke this guys heart big time, there honestly isnt a day that goes by that I dont think of him. And I do wonder what if so many nights. )People say that certain cheese ball things only happen in the movies not for us. We did the cheeseball things, we fought and made up we loved hard and cared deepy for eachother. anyways I miss you Andrew!!
How Texas Am I????
You Are 88% Texas Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?
If you are a prude or easily embarrased, go get a life. Lets have fun on here! Lets not ponder "Oh gee, I should not say that or what will they think..." Say it! Screw it! Piss some people off. If they get pissed off, they will get over it.
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS: 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox In Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out! 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 15. Aunt's in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches
Just A Poem!!
my eyes gaze deeply into yours and they don’t look away tell me now Baby, if you can what do they have to say? are they saying 'hello there' are they telling you how they want get to know you better starting right about…now? my hips can't seem to be still seated in this uncomfortable chair can you read them Sweet Man as they wiggle in circles there? hips don't lie and neither will I you turned me on it's so true and now my whole body is awake and hot for you! my legs were crossed before but now they’re open more than a bit I notice that you are noticing my skirt with the long thigh slit and just in case you’re wondering no theres no panties at the top did I pass your expert observations SHALL WE CONTINUE NOW OR STOP??
How Hot Am I????
You Are More Mild Than Wild You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are. Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. Are You Hot?
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Support Your Troops
HERO Bracelets and Dog Tags...Fundraiser to support building of rehab facility for wounded soldiers.. (EVERYONE WHO CAN AFFORD A VIP MEM., BLAST, AND OTHER THINGS HERE CAN AFFORD TO GET JUST ONE OF THESE. YOU SUPPORT A FUN PLACE TO HANG OUT AT WHICH THEY ARE DYING SO YOU CAN HAVE IT. GIVE A LITTLE THANKS BACK AND DO THIS FOR THEM.. DON'T LET WHAT THEY ARE ARE DOING GO IN VAIN). MIZZ SHADY SGT> Brennan C. Gibson Killed in Iraq December 10th, 2006 a href="" target=_blank> In December When my Nephew Brennan was killed in Iraq...we found out about this project through Jumpmaster82. The profits for these bracelets and tags are to help build and support a rehab center for our wounded soldiers. Congress is finally taking good care of the families of the fallen soldiers..but we can take better care of the wounded and help get their lives back together. You can order black for fallen soldiers..or Brown fo
Speaking My Mind
okay so ive been sitting back and watching the drama unfold and now i think its time i speak my mind about it all so if you dont like it then oh well get over it because no one else seems to want to do it... first off im tired of the point whores on here, i know a few and they say they aren't but every time i turn around they are changing their picture to a porn star just so people will rate their profile and fan them. i thought this was a site to meet new people not see who can get more fans and points then the other person... next is the fact that a lot of people on here say they cant stand drama but as soon as i look on the bulletin board or in my shoutbox theres a message saying "so and so did this" or "omg i cant believe he/she did that" STOP THE DAMN DRAMA you say you hate it so damn much then why do you cause it? if you knew how to ignore the people who cause issues then it would be okay, so just grow up and stop acting like your 5... another thing is the whole "fightin
Birthday Freak Out
So do you think it's okay to freak out over your pending birthday? Even if you are only turning 24? Heck that's not old, not at all...but it's still creepy. One year older..a whole freakin year of my life down the drain..po0f gone..and Im not even sure if I'm proud of the last year or not. I know it's silly all things considered, but I guess I just FEEL like Im getting old because Im all 'settled' down and havie a kiddo with another one on the way...hell Im housing two of my oldest brothers!!! So hmmm.. Grr blah!
Adding Friends
what's up everyone, I see alot of people steppin up on their soap boxes and complaining about this that and the other, but I am here to tell ya that this is a computer, and I know that some people use it to meet other people to have sex with and to me that is just odd, First of all you should make friends first, and how to you do that if all you want to do is invite people to be your friend, and then you don't talk to them anymore, If you want to add friends, atleast make them friends and talk to them. We are not all sex starved pervs. and here to lie and cheat and rape any of the girls that talk to us. I am very happily married and all I am out to find is to find some friends and new people to talk to, so come people if you want to be friends, then be my friend and talk to me, other wise just mind your own and have a great day.
Hopeful Love
Love can brings us sunshine and smiles.. Yet it can also come with a weeping heart of a child.. Love is a rainbow of colorful bliss.. Sadly every moment isn't filled with happiness.. A heart that laughs can also shed tears.. Emotions are confusing and may not always be clear.. A smile can conceal a lonely hearts cries.. The spirit becomes sad sensing the voids from inside.. Feelings seem to come forth from within our soul.. As we give of ourselves wanting truth and much more.. Love can bring warm hugs and kisses so sweet.. Yet our eyes speak what secrets our mouths keep.. There are ups and downs where love is concerned.. And so many secrets of love remain unknown.. No one is promised which road love will follow.. But we hold onto hope and faith for a happy tomorrow..
My Sorry?
My sad is not because of you I got lost today in who I am I took my seeking out on you I questioned me Which led me to put it on you My error was that I didn’t know this until it was to late The words shot Like a bullet from a gun Without intention I was mean to you I can’t say I’m sorry Because it’s not enough I cry because my sad Hurt you And that makes me more sad The hole gets deeper I’ll climb out You don’t need to reach your hand I can do this on my own For you I will find My place in our US It will be quick I was there before I adore you so much It hurts to be apart The closer we get The more I want I hold myself back So I don’t get stuck When all I want Is to get stuck with you In a big house on the hill With you, me and Huey too! My sorry is from my heart It’s not enough But you know me My words are all I can give =P
Check Out My Webcam
Have a look!!! I just added the code for my webcam feed to my page. Don't be shy. Mwah!!
Another Survey
1. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? :: 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? :: 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? :: 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? :: 5.which leg do you put in your pants first? :: 6.candles or incense? :: 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? :: 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? :: 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? :: 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? :: 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? :: 12. Shower or bath? :: 13. Do you pee in the shower? :: 15. Mexican or Chinese food? :: 16. Have you ever kissed a stranger? :: 18. Do you own sex toys? :: 19. corn dog or hotdog? :: 20. Your favorite restauraunt? :: 21. What did you have for lunch today? :: 22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? :: 23. When did you last fall down? :: 24. Have you ever wished someone were dead
Capt Jack Sparrow's Rescue
Ct Bible!
Greetings Cherries: We put together a new and improved Frequently Asked Questions page a.k.a., "The CherryTAP Bible." Please check it out and pass it on to anyone asking for help on the site. You can find this link under "HELP" on the top navigation bar. Please repost! (repost of original by 'SCRAPPER' on '2007-03-20 10:56:32') (repost of original by 'Lotus~advent child~JESSA"S RL fiance' on '2007-03-20 13:29:25') (repost of original by '~Fyretygress~ CT Bouncer ~' on '2007-03-20 13:40:05') (repost of original by '---BaracuddA--- CT Bouncer' on '2007-03-20 17:06:23') (repost of original by 'RAVIOLI' on '2007-03-20 17:13:09')
Home Coming .
Home coming . I found my self blue in the rain Getting off the afternoon train Walking through the muddy street Where people were talking and trying to meet A crisp wind with a dampened breeze Blowing from the wet trees Chilling me to the bone Wishing for the warmth of home Just two more blocks till we meet And I can dry off my wet feet Too long the days that we have missed Me longing for your loving kiss Scott baker
All New Just For You!!!
Where To Sign My Guest Book
For Those Of You With Nothing To Do....
SO then It came to pass, that, I, am, at, this, moment..... Worn out. A bad worn out. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING worn out. I'm finding random little points of interest around my body. For instance, my leg, a small portion of the shin feel...dead. I don't feel much of anything on there. Even less then normal. Oh, and as for life, i'm getting off my lazy ass and JOB hunting like I should. Hopefully I find something fast, and that doesn't have a useless 33 page survey that tells me i'm UNSAFE. I already fuckin' know that. And.....I have research to do. YEah. That's all. Take care, everybody!
Hi Everyone Please Read
This is a good friend of Executioner's!My name is Tammy! He is in the hospital and is doing a lil better than he was! If any of you want to stay updated please contact me at ~TammyB3306~ Vice President For Club House CT@ CherryTAP Please keep Executioner in your prayers along with his family! Thanks everyone! (repost of original by 'EXECUTIONER/PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF CLUBHOUSE CHERRY TAP' on '2007-03-20 16:24:52')
Hood Repose
I have come to a decission. I have decided to make my life experiences mean something. The way I grew up had to have been for a reason - born and raised in Compton, attending a school in the middle of Wilmington, being subjected to so many cultures, backgrounds, and religious beliefs. To be exposed to street gang life, and experiencing a stable household in the midst of all this, I feel it is too much understanding for one person to have, and not be able to help or give back in some kind of way. The root of hatred is lack of understanding. Let's face it, most of us hate what we don't understand. How can one know the road, if it hasn't been walked by them? I may have never been affiliated, but I understand it. I understand it comes about for the need of comrodery, for protection, for a family love that that individual may be lacking at home. To be raised by a single parent (usually the mother) who either works so much, she has no time for her child, or is cracked out and don't realiz
Tears Don't Fall
With bloodshot eyes, I watch you sleeping the warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading would he hear me, if I called his name would he hold me, if he knew my shame There's always something different going wrong the path I walk is in the wrong direction there's always someone fucking hanging on can anybody help me make things better Your tears don't fall, they crash around me his conscience calls the guilty to come home Your tears don't fall, they crash around me his conscience calls the guilty to come home The moment's died, I hear no screaming the visions left inside me are slowly fading would he hear me, if I called his name would he hold me, if he knew my shame There's always something different going wrong the path I walk is in the wrong direction there's always someone fucking hanging on can anybody help me make things better Your tears don't fall, they crash around me his conscience calls the guilty to come home Your tears do
Rap. . . . .the Bastard Child
Back in the mid 70s, till the late 90s, hip-hop had more of a voice, more of a message. The lyrics were engenius. . . for the most part, anyway. Yes, there were your "party songs", of course, but those artists also had songs with stories the listener could relate to, or stories with humor, or lyrics that just wrapped around your brain that made the average writer appreciate the wit, the punchlines, and the message that was being presented. Other emcees would appreciate the rhymes and think to themselves, "Damn, I wish I woulda thought of that first!" Then, when someone who didn't listen to hip-hop would say, "That's just none-sense and loud noise", you could take a popular song, break it down, and prove the intelligence of it. Those days are long gone. Now, the most popular songs are filled with ignorance. The more popular songs only talk about jewels, money, pussy, and ass. And it is said in a way that sets us back as a people decades. Now, the more you fuck up a word, the more of
Maybe if i forget everybody else will to, Everything changed when I lost you. I couldn't slang no more, all I had was pain anymore. At the pool hall, people asking if I am gonna hit, if he talks shit. I couldn't hear the words, I was way to lit. Oxy's in my blood, bud in my brain. Huffin duster in the truck, Didn't give a fuck. Backed off from my friends, left all the fiends. Ended up in church, restin' on my knees. Beggin' for forgiveness, infront of everybody. I could feel it all leave my body. Got back in the car, didn't know what to do. I wasn't addicted. But damn I was evicted. So I drove up the spot, the spot my Moms showed me, She swore she felt God in those mountains. I sat there and drank my Turkey like it came out a fountain. Tighted my hand around the cross hanging from my neck, Wondering who the fuck was gonna die next. This fiend has lost everything, family, friends and even his addictions. but all he wishes for, is somebody to listen. to hear his a
Bring The West Back, Huh?
I keep running across rappers saying that they are gonna bring back the west. Considering E-40 has been pretty consistant, and Ice Cube's new shit is blazing. Taking in the account how much fame The Game has seen, not to mention all the years of consistancy Dre or how about Snoop - hasn't it become apparent that it is going to take more than a new west coast emcee to do it? You all are so stuck in thinking, ". . . .my shit is hot. I'm gonna put the west back on the map". News flash people - labels with money (especially majors), ain't checking for you! Why? The south has made them lazy. The south has removed all the work they would have to do and has given them as close to a "sure thing" as you can imagine. All they have to do is check radio spins. Radio down south plays unsigned artists in regular rotation. . . Cali doesn't. That helps those unsigned artists move units in a much larger number than you ever could here, walking around swap meets slangin your CDs out of a backpack. The s
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamily pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are sea
Chicano Rap's Problem
I am gonna be so hated for this, and I am prepared for all the flack I am planning on recieving. . . . but fuck it - it needs to be said. How often have you wondered why none of your favorite Chicano rap stars aren't played often on the national radio stations, or why their videos aren't on steady rotation on the video music channels? They sell, but never manage to make that transition. What makes a rapper "mainstream" is their appeal. Plain and simple. They have good numbers, but why? Because Latinos support Latino music and Latino artists. That is a good thing, and the only thing keeping it alive. Peep game, what made NWA so big, was the fact that they represented the hood, the ghetto. . . .gangstas. There not only blacks in the hood and in those situations, there is also brown and white; hince the reason Eazy and NWA get so much love and respect from Blacks and Mexicans alike. There is a common ground. Whites buy into it because, well quite frankly, we set the tone for what i
Last Weekend
Love Letter
Dear Hip-Hop, I guess in my youth, I had no idea what I had. I didn't truly appreciate our time together like I should have. They say you don't miss a good thing 'till it's gone; it's true. I miss the way you were able to teach us kids. You taught me about my heritage, my past. You taught me to seek out more knowledge along the way. And in the same breath, you taught me laughter, story telling and blessed me with a quick wit. Never could you be labeled "boring" or "one deminsional". You partied with me. You made me dance, and taught me how to rock a party and control a crowd. I loved you for that. You were also loved by the grown folks. You were so capible of relating to them as well as us kids. They sought you out for the news on the streets, and was there for you when you needed that "grown folk" activity release. You were everything to all of us. There was no part of you that wasn't as visible or popular as the other. You understood what so many didn't. You understood all t
Inf. Survey
Have you ever...! 1. Ate Crocodile 2. Slept in a different bed? 3. Made out in a movie theatre? 4. made out with 2 different people in one night? 5. Thought your cousin was hot? 6. Been in love? 7. Slept? 8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? 9. Gone over the speed limit? 10. Painted your room? 11. Drove a car? 12. Danced in front of your mirror? 13. Gotten a hickey? 14. Been dumped? 15. Stole money from a friend? 16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? 17. Been in a fist fight? 18. Snuck out of your house? Find this survey and others at
Yay Im So Excited :)
Im so happy. Today I got to talk to my wonderful hubby!! Made my day so much better just to hear his voice. I had forgotten about all the drama that has gone on in the past week. Well, I have found out his leave date. He will be on his way here from Iraq on the 06th of April. Im so excited!!! He will be in my arms again for 18 days by the 08th. I so cant wait!!! Just made my day. So for those of you who talk to me every day, Im sorry, but I will not be on here for the time of his R&R. You can leave me Luvin's and etc. on here though if you wish. But, yeah, 16 DAYS!!! hehe... and he leaves from the sand box!!!
Just Believe My Lies. Ok?
The act that I play. The words that I say. Somedays I ask myself is it a game. I walk around under the stars, still in my mask. Lay around in my room, tipping up my flask. Trying to forget who I really am. The real me get's lost in the smoke that I breath. Always telling myself, I will change, I will leave. But still here I stand, lost in fake confidence. Standing behind my fucked up fence. To scared to let anyone in. So just stand back, and the trigger won't be pulled. Just stay away, and I won't have to say. Something to just push you away. You won't get hurt if you walk. Don't listen to the words that I talk. Always askin' if I'm alright. I say yes, and you ask why I called in the middle of the night? I answer not really sure, figured I might. Might just call to say hello, hope you weren't sleeping. By the sound of my voice, you knew I was weeping. Three sheets to the wind, laying on the mat pinned. My world get's smaller, as the tears stack taller. But still t
TRANSPARENT I opened my eyes today I can see clearly now Right through you So transparent A hole in the middle Of your chest Made it so easy To say those things Words came quick Without truth behind them Worthless… meaningless Though everything To a believer Who trusted Cut me in the center Open my wound I have what you don’t A heart, a soul A loving touch With every beat My blood does flow Drop by drop Crimson red Salt filled tears Drown you Into an ocean Of nothingness That hole I could see In you… Is no longer a part of me For I am filled By the love I have I believe in me I am whole Because I am honest To myself I see you For who you are Heartless... Written by Melody 3-20-07
Wings And A Crown
I tell myself I am nothing but a waste of time, God would trade me for a dime, But suddenly I realize its all a lie. I am actually the reason some people smile, The first person that they dial, When they dug themselves one foot to far, I tell myself that I am nothing but a one man bar. I got the fights, the tears, and the pain. But suddenly that idea is slain. Just because I fail, it doesn't make me a failure. Even though I'm not always right, I'm not always wrong. I can't sing, but still I keep writing all my songs. Feels like I can't do nothing right, but I won't go down without a fight. I tell myself that what I need is a miracle But in my life I have already seen two. The woman I came from, and the crash I went through. Both showed me how valuable my life is, And always show that you love 'n miss. When you say good-bye to your girl, leave with a kiss. Never take anything for granted, Everything has a positive, even if you got to look with your eye's slanted.
The Most Amazing Man
This is going to sound crazy but I have found the man of my is truly a fairytale..I have met the most amazing man..his name is Michel. He is everything a woman could dream of..handsome, kind, caring, romantic and compassionate. Truly an amazing man. I love you Michel more than anything and I am so proud to be yours :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
The Pen
The pen Rolling out my minds regards Ink flowing with a blot guard Being held firm with a useful ease writing whatever they please Creating what is in your mind Letting me write it time after time Holding me next to your heart Hating it when we have to part A useful thing I am to thee Writing down your memories Thank the person for the pen A savior and destructor for all Men By Scott baker Think about all the thing that have begin and ended with the pen. War, peace and human strife has been laid out with this human tool . It has created the world you know today.
Child Abuse Awareness
Hello Out There
Hah hah hah, haven't been here in awhile. Can I use html in posts? Hmmmm, let's see. Glitter GraphicsMySpace Layouts
Bryant Mcgill Forum
I AM A MEMBER, AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. Please join me in the community meant to help you achieve your dreams. You will not find a nicer more positive group of people anywhere else on the Internet. If you are having tough times, you are sure to find some good advice and support at this community, where there is NO NEGATIVE ENERGY. Also, many industry professionals, actors, professors, singers and other good spirited people are regular contributors to this website. This is the one place you can be your true self, make meaningful relationships, share your work and have fun. Click here to sign-up and to chat with me now: Please repost this, or email it to any of your friends would would like to help. Hope to see you there! :) Kat
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My Prince
Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. " ~~ ~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ On lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ She chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't fuckin' think so.
Everything I Do I Do It For You By Bryan Adams
No One Knows
Run my hands over you under the table No one really knows what we're capable of No one really has to know Under a streetlight, under the darkness You're holding my heart, you're holding my hand No one really has to understand You're looking through me and I see you I know every thought in your mind God knows I wish they were mine If we only had the time, to make them mine Chorus: Nobody knows the things that I know Nobody sees the things that I see Walking through a crowd you come up on me Run your arms over mine How long has it been, I remember when Torn by two worlds by someone's opinion Wondering who really has the say Who cares any way You're looking through me and I see you I know every thought in your mind God knows I wish they were mine If we only had the time, to make them mine Chorus: Nobody knows the things that I know Nobody sees the things that I see Nobody feels the pain that I hide Inside out, outside in, deep inside Pictures of
The Mother Of All Blogs...if Your Mom Was A Guppy
Ok, so, yeah... I know, I know. I have not written a blog in quite a while. It isn't as if I have had nothing to say. Those of you that have conversed with me know that I am quite verbose. I often have way too much to say. Many times, I think I should hire someone who's sole purpose is to sit with me, silently, until I have talked...or written...too much. At that point, this person would hold up a little flash card with the simple message of "Becca, shut up." I do think that would be extremely helpful. Maybe they should have another sign that says, "Don't you think that was a bit inappropriate, dumbass?" There has been a few times when I needed such a reminder. Hmmmmmm...maybe there should be a couple more signs for that person to hold up, too. I mean, only having two signs wouldn't even merit much of a job. How about a sign that says, "Smile after you insult someone like that so that they think you are joking." That one would be handy. Put downs go over so much better
This Really Upset Me
To all my friends...I Went to the Doctor today they still dnt knw how far along I am!! I go back April 11th To get another ultra sound they guessed I was 4 to 5 weeks pregnant they said that u have to be a least 6weeks for it to show up!! Kinda sucks they dnt really know but hopefully by the 11th they will if not then sumethin wrong... But like I said I'll KEEP MY FRIENDS UPDATED......
Hate This Feeling
of caring so much for something but you end up feeling second rate to everything else. like your there for entertainment purposes only. oh well so goes the story of my life. its just me Andrew everyone's friend
What Is Up With That?!?
I just don't understand why it takes so long for this site to catch up with your changes. Once before I created a new album and moved all my photos and deleted the old album and I learned the hard way. The old album was gone and the new one wasn't there either. Same thin happened to me today. I uploaded some pics, created two new albums, moved a ton of pics and now, nothing is there! WTH! I took my time because I've been through it before and it still didn't work! I'm pissed....I need more beer!!!! :) BeerQueen
Will You Give This To My Daddy
Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and ho me
Tuesday 3/20/07
I've noticed another theme in the Mumms today, and that theme was jobs, I am hoping that after I graduate from college that I am able to get a job as a counselor or psychologist. I would really like to have this type of job because I really enjoy trying to help people with their problems, although it doesn't always seem to help lol. Being disabled though, I am limited to the types of job that I can have because I cannot do much of a physical job. I'm hoping that I can get a job where I can interact with people, rather than just sitting behind a desk doing an office job. I'm a shy person, but I hope that by interacting with people on a regular basis that this is something that I will be able to overcome,or at least I hope so because this is something that I would really like to change about myself. Well, I'm going to end this here, so I hope everyone that reads this has a great night.
Why does this shit always happen to me? OH yeah, 'cuz I'm the magnet for weird shit, that's why. So, I'm driving home from work, do di do di doo. Minding my own business, rocking out to Ozzy, when a few hundred feet in front of me, a converable Tracker (a truck just like mine) slams into a Jetta and goes topsy-turvy. It rolled over a couple of times before coming to rest on it's hood. I pulled over as soon as I saw it happening, mostly to get the hell out of the way. But then, once I got my wits about me, instinct and the old EMT training went into overdrive. I dashed over to the cars to see if I could assist before the cops and ambulance got there. A bunch of other people were running down the embankment from the other side of the interstate, mostly a bunch of off-duty firemen. I was the only medical-type there, and I haven't been certified for a LONG time. But, hey, I can stabilize and do some stuff until the pros get there, it's not like you forget... ...but you do forge
What Is Hip-hop?
It's funny how I can preach and preach and preach things over and over, but it is very seldom heard. I've stated for months exactly why hip-hop on the west and east coast is on it's last breath, and I have stated the problem with hip-hop, period. . . no one listened; well not many, anyway. A friend of mine went to a seminar where the discussion was on why hip-hop is dead on the east and west, and why the south is winning. . . . guess what. They gave the exact same reasoning I gave months ago. I guess no one choose to listen because I don't have a mansion, or bentley, or model status girlfriends - I dunno. But as of now, he is willing to lisen to me. Now I am told I was droppin jewels, when most thought it was bullshit before. Fact is, one has to overstand this culture. You can't expect the business folks to get it, cuz all they see is numbers. Problem is, those numbers can be extremely decieving. Case in point, the average person thinks that if you sell a lot of units, that determin
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Thanks Bonnie :)
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? def afternoon or night 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? the side near the alarm clock, unless I'm not at home 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? none, thanks 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? couple times 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? no fucking idea 6. Candles or incense? candles- incense prevents me from breathing properly 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? rarely- more fun when people are watching 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yep, with my best friend ;) 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? haha- no, never got any money for that 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? micro- I'm no Betty fuckin Crocker 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? car, but neither if I can help it 12. Shower or bath? shower most of the time due to lack of time for baths 13. Do you pee in the shower?
Im Single
im 17 and want a girlfriend that is 18and im 17 and want a girl that lives in kingsport tennessee to write me and i will write you back i need a girlfriend so i can be happy
Why Dose Ure Kids Hurt U
I LOVE PEEPS!!!! lol :) But what store doesn't have the yellow ones.. they had green.. blue.. and
In The Line Of Duty....a Firefighters Life
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. The tone goes off at 2 in the morning he is on his way to a wreck with entrapment. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He's been awake for three days working at four different stations running calls all day and night and doesn't get to shower. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets burned or trapped inside, or while cutting someone out of a car something fly's off the car and injures him, or car explodes, he gets called to a medical call where someone was shot. Is that person still around!!! __________________________ You meet up with your friends at the camp and get drunk! He responds to the unconscious people and the grass fire you started. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He kisses the Maltese cross around his neck and says a prayer before he
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I've Added Songs To My Profile
And I placed them in an order of a silly title making sentences... Check it out and read all the titles as they scroll down! I also have a question for the local San Diegans, do you have a favorite Thai restaurant in the Kearny Mesa - Clairemont Area?> Let me know! Thanx!
Hey Everyone
My computer will be in the shop tonight and tomorrow so I wont be on for a couple of days..dont worry I'll be back..dont forget to show me some love while I'm gone...xoxoxoxoxox
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes them saying "you can do as you please in Heaven, just don't step on any ducks." The women are puzzled but proceed into Heaven. Looking around, they notice there are ducks everywhere. In a matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck. Saint Peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly man. Saint Peter shackles the man and the woman together and says, "for stepping on a duck, you have to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The other two women are shocked but go about their business until, sure enough, another woman steps on a duck. Immediately Saint Peter comes and shackles her to another ugly man. The last woman tries desperately to not step on a duck. After a few months of not stepping on any ducks, Saint Peter walks up to the woman accompanied by a stunningly handsome man. He shackles the woman to the man and after a while, the woman being thrilled to
A Poem For Herman69
falling into you. taken to the edge. licking up whats left. given all to you. want everything. touching all of you. moving as one. you and i together. my mouth and yours are one. taste this wicked kiss. feel it as it grows. breath with me forever. you are my muse, my rose. March 20, 2007
Please Hear Me!!!
Please hear me How does it make you feel To be so close but yet so far Looking into the love of your life eyes seeing your shooting star Days are dreaded with emptiness as each day passes It winds up being another unanswered wish So determined to love reaching out into the dark and cold world The cold touch of loneliness chills the soul Losing control of all emotions Tears begin to race down the sore cheeks that have been stricken For so long from holding back the rains of sadness Why does such sadness plague the inner most, tenderness of my being? Inside I’m screaming Do you hear me? Am I heard? For I’m unable to speak with elegant but soft verbal words Only those heard from my broken heart A connection from another world where mind, body, and souls Connect has me in disarray Happiness is all I try to achieve and accomplish Not just for myself but for the both of us Please hear what I’m saying I know that sometimes my words are a bit slurred but w
It's All A Computer Game...
Ok, so here's a hypothesis on life: What if we're all omnipotent immortal beings living in some eutopian world? One of the downsides of living forever and having no hardships is that boredom can really set in. So... a new game was invented.... Anyone who pays top dollar to play gets to be born as a baby in this virtual reality world called 'Earth'. As the game starts all memory of the entrants' real existences are completely wiped and they have to start living their lives from scratch, believing that it is all completely real. ....We are all contestants! The twist is, the rules of the game are never explained to you... they can't be - you don't even know it's a game, but the reality of it is all the while you're on 'Earth' you're constantly racking up or losing points depending on all your actions or inactions. The goal, I think, is not necessarily to be a good and worthy human being, but to gain as much fame (or indeed infamy) as possible in whichever way you see fit a
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Juicy-est Cherry
Hey ladys and gentalmen. Hope all is well. I will be holding a contest very shortyly. Space is limited so get your pics in. Name of the conest is "Juicy-est Cherry". Lady and gentalmen can enter the contest. 1St place winner will recieve the following: (a)a I.D card with the winning title made by a very sweet guy whom I'll identify later in the contest (b) if female; a diamond ring or ear-rings from the cherry tap gift shop, if male; a ring or braclet from the cherry tap gift shop (please note this not a "real" item that will be shipped. I dont want anyone to be miss leaded. (c) a dozen roses (d) a thank you card (e) I will rate all of winners photos. 2Nd and 3Rd place winners will recieve (a)dozen roses (b) thank you card. To determain the winner will be by most votes. However the rule is you CAN NOT vote for yourself at all. If you are caught voting for your self then you will be kicked out of contest. I will notify you when the contest starts. But again space is very limited, so get
This One Is For Reb!!
wet kisses in the twilight, longings of yesterday, my hands damp on your skin... my hot whispers ringing in your head once again...bent for love ..I wait for your grip and hold and feel so much...Making love to you with my every breath. I call your name and fade ....falling into you hands this night...making all wrongs for once all rites.
A Mothers Prayer, To Her Mother
The kind of mother I have choose to be, Is the same kind who raised me. Understanding with gentle hands to wip away your tear, Still stong enough to scare away the ugly monster we fear. She's alway's you'r mom and your friend, No matter what her love does not bend. Yet when we need picked up, dusted off and put on our feet, Mom is there putting us back on the right street. Just don't forget mom's have heart too, Sometimes they need to hear " I LOVE YOU " For all the special memories we have made, All the homework you helped me with to get the grade. The wonderful holidays,vacations,and silly days, You fixed the boo boo's with magic kiss's in your special mom way's. Now I see you laying here sick and pale, You'r body lifeless and fraile. You made us a family gave us a home, Because of you we were never alone. So Mother if you leave us on this very day, I ask one thing, no more pain just happiness,memory's and peace, This is what I pray. And when I look into my daugh
over my birthday!!! hehe boo on getting older! lol BUT its ok im going to go party it up!! so hopefully the day after will be all for sleeping, cuz hangovers need sleep!! hehehe Happy Birthday to me! :P
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide.
Way back college boy, live on eleventh floor. head out my window, wonder what I'm living for. Knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy Bux with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck. Need a forty for party thrown by Laura Kang at Rubin. All he's got is snot and a box full of Ludens. Tell'm bout the tussin, we're Hayden ho hustlin' interrupting discussions about Reagonomic reprocussions. Fuck'm, we're fuckin chugaluggin. soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon. you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon. frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic I'm tripping like Jesus in the desert when he fasted, Like it's the night before we all get drafted, Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting Like you're in Epcot center on acid? Exactly.
Come Out Come Out Whereever You Are...
hmmm so, someone just "crushed" me, and i don't know who it is. if you're reading this, and it just so happens that you're the one who "crushed" me, please tell me. i wanna know.....
Joke Stash !
Happy Tuesday all Thought i'd spread a little happiness around and search out some jokes to brighten up your day. I've added some jokes to my stash so please stop by and have a giggle and leave some lurve !! Enjoy ! Lin xx
Queen Of Hearts
To All
A Rose
Toothpick Spliffs.
I smoke Greedo. I smoke Kermit. I smoke the weed till it makes me vermit. Iiiiiiiiii vote third party, that's code for 'get high' so pass the Yoshi to the left-hand side.
Off I Go...i Miss Him 2 Much!
This weekend I am off to Florida...I cannot stand to be away from Chris anymore. I am so happy....all night last night I cried cuz I miss him so much. It hurt my heart, head, soul to not be around him and its only been about 6 weeks! I am so blessed that I have friends around me that will take care of things while I am gone... For my son has to have someone to watch over him for the week. I have waited to take this trip because my GREAT friend Linda is about to have a baby...but nothing yet, so I am hoping that she will hold out just a little longer...OH PLEASE DEAR GODDESS let her wait! I just can't go any longer without seeing Chris. Anyway, I will be leaving Friday morning like at 3am ((thanks Kristi for the trip to the airport)), and I will be back Wednesday Night. Take care and I will miss my friends...leave me love and be happy for me!! {hugs} *DarK ShaDoW AnGeL* Jessica Jess ((Pick one *Giggles*))
Going On Tether
fuckin bullshyt. i cought a misdaminor and now im gettin a tether. oh well. im over it.
we are rising.the iga is coming.long time growing strong.i have been pushed into no alternative.beware the bird. a small sample
Getting Past Sterotypes...
Ok, here goes.... I am a guy who fell in love at high school and spent the next 18 years with a woman, married her, had kids, and eventually got burned and seperated 18 months ago pending a divorce final any day now. I never did the whole dating thing, never made a huge ammount of "my friends" as I was part of a partnership from an early age. I was abused as a child and as such spent over 20 years with incredibly low self worth, carried guilt and shame which were not mine and basically spent much of a life as a recluse. I am finally beginning to come out of my shell having dealt with the issues of my past, but still don't have the confidence to go out a lot on my own and just strike up conversation...and as such decided to try using the internet to make some friends, hopefully with a view to getting a social life back as a single person in my 30's. herein lies the problem.....WOMEN THINK ALL SINGLE GUYS ONLINE ARE PERVERTS OR FAKES! It is killing me. I am way too tru
My Name Is Pain--dean Dark
My name is Pain Just a empty hole where my heart once was Just a bottomless pit where my mind once was I used to have a heart I used to have a name I used to have a purpose but my efforts are in vain I used to be happy I used to feel love I used to want to face each day until the day you went away. Nothing left but misery the hell you left me Nothing left but sadness the false hope you gave me. And now you never call me the one whose heart you broke the one whose mind you shattered But if you ever decide to call me by my real name My name is Pain its the only thing that was ever real the only thing that was ever true Call me by what you created My name is Pain. --Dean Dark--
We no longer live in a world of free thinking, instead we are lead by the media and the Jews who control it. No longer are we able to stand up and speak out against the atrocities which are committed against us on a daily basis, no longer can we seek guidance from the very people we place into positions of power and we as a nation have lost all hope for standing alone and cutting all ties with Israel and their war tendencies. Today we as a nation no longer are allowed to have a sense of self worth and a sense of isolationist policies, no longer are we allowed to pick and choose which laws we pass and which laws we enforce. Today we as a nation are becoming weaker by the minute, we are loosing good men and women in protecting Israel and we are being lead by a politician who has very little clue as to what he is doing. I do believe that he is a half way decent war president, but I do not agree with his argument to supply more funds instead of pulling our hard working life risking men
Dares You To Call Me..
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Homelessness Trash???
Please see my "My Fox Blog" entitled, "Homelessness Trash". It just seems so senseless.....
Bad Ass
Things That Sound Dirty
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT AT THE OFFICE AREN'T: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. HMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office but it isn't: 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! -------------------- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN LAW AREN'T: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $2
I'm Stunned & In Utter Disbelief
OK Most of you know I have a son who's 12 years old. Well... The last term assessment we got for him was damn near all A's - I WAS SO PROUD OF HIM!! However, just like other things in life, so this too must come to an end. We just got his term assessment for this term in the mail today... He actually FAILED writing and came very close to failing a couple of others. I'm not sure what's caused this complete 180 degree turnaround in his grades, but needless to say I am VERY upset. He just left early this morning to go visit his grandfather in Sacramento and will be gone for a week. So I don't even get to address this with him until the 27th. Probably a good thing he IS gone though... No telling what I'd do if he were home. DemonStorm
Blessed Hearts
Blessed Hearts If we are blessed in our hearts, than we won't be apart, our love will together bind, and make our lives intertwine, we will be together forevermore, and may God bless us for a many score, I hope I won't lose my place, in his heart and his grace, together forever we are here, and we hope it will never disappear, our longing to not die alone, will keep us on a tone, of love and willing desire, we hope our love will keep afire, may God give this wonderful lesson, and pray for us his graceful blessing.
Red Light Fever
After having spent an hour earlier today recording a bass part that I ultimately decided not to use and now taking a short break after what is probably the 30th take of a simple guitar part that I can play in my sleep when the record button isn't clicked, I'm beginning to wonder if I've chosen the right avocation (and hopefully future vocation). I love writing the bloody things and I love it when they're done, it's just the getting from a to b that can be annoying.
Know What I Hate?
Jealous People!
i am new to the site, so add me! also just saying hi seeing if anybody is out there
Have u guys ever had just one of those days? well today is mine. i wish i could just go to sleep and not get up for a week or so. i need new friends and now someone to kick it with. So PLEASE rate my pictures and let me know what u guys think. Charbaby
What Women Say And Mean
what women say and mean lol FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want be
Men Are Like...
*NOTE* I do NOT agree with all of these so dont bite my head off lol Men are like Men are like Laxatives -- They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like Bananas -- The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Vacations -- They never seem to be long enough. Men are like Bank Machines -- Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Cement -- After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like Coffee -- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always half off. Men are like Government Bonds -- They take so long to mature. Men are like Horoscopes -- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Rejections HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon I've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same ti
For All You People Who Ever Wanted To Date Me
To all of you who would date me lol DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:HighSchizoid Disorder:HighSchizotypal Disorder:HighAntisocial Disorder:ModerateBorderline Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Disorder:HighNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:HighDependent Disorder:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --
Man's Five Most Feared Questions
Man's five most feared questions: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analysed below along with possible responses. Question 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I have been a bit pensive darling. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Nothing b. Football c. Jennifer Lopez d. How fat you are e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died
Another New One
The Top Ten Men
*******The Top Ten Men!!******** 1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
On The Edge Of Your Seats?
Okay, stand up now! LOL My first bit of good news today is that I got a call from our realtor Denise at about 12:30 PM, and our asking price of $89,900 was accepted for the house! It was the price the owners wanted, but why quibble? It took us so long to get approved because the owners of the house are in Japan right now; but we'll sign the paperwork tonight at church (Denise goes to Bethany Lutheran Church as well) and within five days a home inspector will come out to make sure everything's ship-shape. I still don't know what out payments are going to be, but Martha's sister Mary will be moving there with us. She's lived in the same apartment for nine years, and lately her neighbors have gotten rather violent; there's still holes in the walls from an altercation last week, and even a call to the cops evidently didn't merit more than a slap on the wrist. Also, I think Mary would like to move for one of the same reasons we do . . . the neighbors smoke like chimneys. It's a five
Shipping Up To Boston
I was real fucking bored again and couldn't get this song outta my head, lol.
Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." Whe
Dont Know What To Do
Well its over my wife doesnt want to be with me anymore she is leaving for iraq soon so im confused should I not support the soldier I love when she is gone not write and let her know whats going on in the real world when she is in a place of despair I understand thats its over but when she gets there she will realize she needed me now more then ever well if you have a opinion let me know because I have to be the bigger person through all this and still be a friend to a soldier I care about
Stuttering 101
Stuttering Current mood: good Category: Life Hey All Im writing a short blog to let everyone know a little bit about me. Well the first thing I would like to say is I stutter when I speak but if you would give me a chance to speak I can speak clear. Thats the main thing about me here are some others tho. Im kind. I care for others Everybody tell me Im a great person to be around. They also say I have a great personailty. Thats all I can think of for now
"where Is The Love?"
"Where Is The Love?" What's wrong with the world, mama People livin' like they ain't got no mamas I think the whole world addicted to the drama Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism But we still got terrorists here livin' In the USA, the big CIA The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK But if you only have love for your own race Then you only leave space to discriminate And to discriminate only generates hate And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah Madness is what you demonstrate And that's exactly how anger works and operates Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight Take control of your mind and meditate Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all People killin', people dyin' Children hurt and you hear them cryin' Can you practice what you preach And would you turn the other cheek Father, Father, Father help us Send us some guidance from above 'Cause people got me, got me questi
Ladies watch out for this one, guys if you don't want your lady hated on read on: Missy@ CherryTAP The above ugh I'll say person and bite my tongue pretends to be nice and here for friends yet rates your bf's profile and pics then rates you a 1 and blocks you (that's what she did to me and Marc)! Her profile says: First things first, DO NOT send me friend requests just to get points or to have another person on your list to send bulletins to, don't leave comments just to have me stop by and give you points. I'm not here for that, I'm here to make friends. Those are some of the main reasons I left myspace! I'm easy going and love to hang out with my friends and party. I agree with her views written but that is no reason to be such a b*tch! (I've never been to her page before, requested an add or rated) my bf and a few friends paid her a visit with 1s back and block but I thought you should know what she's like for real!
New Commant Vpicemail Option Pleaae Use
hey everyone i added a new comment system on my profile towards the top for voice comments so please call it and use it thanks and im using fo0r a message box to all the boys and girls in middle east so if u wanna send a message call it and leave amessage thanks
Life As I See Mine
I plan to live my life the way god gave me the will to. I don't lead a destructive life, but do many of daring things. Everyone has they're character defects.(faults) in your own way one way or another.
The C64glen Show
"say Anything...."
quotes from one of the greatest movies of the 80's Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this? Lloyd Dobler: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride. Corey Flood: You're not a guy. Lloyd Dobler: I am. Corey Flood: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy. Lloyd Dobler: Why can't you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?" Constance: Gee, it's easy. Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Corey Flood: Hi Joe, How are you? I love you. Joe: I love you too. Corey Flood: You invade my soul Joe: I want to get back togeth
Cherrytap In The News
Three surfers find a new way to drink -- online Reuters Thursday, March 8, 2007; 3:38 PM NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three U.S. surfing friends whose jobs moved them to different cities have come up with a way to continue their weekly drinking session -- in an online pub that even has happy hours. The founders of CherryTAP claim to have set up the Internet's first online pub that gives users the nuances of a pub but from the comfort of their home computer » FULL COVERAGE "We liked to go after a long day at work to a bar and hang out and have a few drinks," said Bill Lee, 36, a freelance marketer from San Francisco who was one of the three founders. "When we moved apart we couldn't do that anymore so we wanted to recreate that online." Lee said CherryTAP, which now has over 700,000 users in the United States and Britain, was different from other social networking sites as you did not need to have a network of friends already. It also did not take advertising. Instea
Hi To All Of U Please Read
I just want to tell u i am going threw some hard times right i broke with soul mate i been with all most 5 year's ... and i wont be on here much so i am so sry i wont be on here .. please give me time to heal and i will be back and ok .... from Jill :'(
Romance And Relationships
Astrology, the study of how events on earth correspond to the positions and movements of astronomical bodies, particularly the sun, moon, planets, and stars. Astrologers believe that the position of astronomical bodies at the exact moment of a persons birth and the subsequent movements of the bodies reflect that persons character and, therefore, destiny. For many years, scientists have rejected the principles of astrology. However, millions of people continue to believe in or practice it. Astrologers create charts called horoscopes, which map the position of astronomical bodies at certain times, such as when a person is born. A horoscope is illustrated by a circle, called the ecliptic. The ecliptic is the plane on which the earth orbits around the sun in a year. It is divided into twelve sections, called the signs of the Zodiac, which include Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. Astrologers assign every planet (whic
Friends And Fans Help Or Suggestions Please
any one know how i can get a transformer skin i tried making one yeah right that didnt work any help ill give out 11's for any help please thanks
The Most Functional English Word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shit
It & I
A few weeks ago I was beefing about Gates going before congress. As part of that rant, I had listed every technical achievement which I was free to list. There are some I cannot talk about. We all have those in this gig. Anyway, someone asked me if I was that good why I did not get my MCSE. I am not going to address that. I have a degree, and if Corporate America's supporters cannot tell the difference or the value then there is not point in addressing tribal colloquialism (Gates has created a cult like tribal following among his supporters). Such is life. But I got to looking at what I did and when. I started in the field in 1976. From 1976 to 1988, I was either a hobbyist or semi-pro. From 1988 to 1994, it was a side line. In 1994, I went full pro. In 2000, I was excommunicated form the IT profession. In reality, I made a living in IT for all of six years. And while it was a good living, I still never averaged, through TechSystems et al, more then a journeyman carpenter ($25.0
Put Down The Fork
Everbody should have a doc like mine. This guy is a former Marine and also a former air force flight surgeon. So I went to see him a year or so ago and he says, "Hey Wes, man, uh, I hate to break this to you dude, but you're a fatass. You really should do something about this because it's only gonna get tougher as you get older. I so wish that somebody had done this for my last call this morning. I went to a house and I swear I thought I had stumbled into a treatment center for compulsive overeaters. The patient was four hundred easy. Then her son comes down the steps and he is at least as big, then her daughter in law, her grandson, and her grand daughter come down too. I feel quite certain that the five of them together could easily exceed the weight limit of a type II ambulance. Then when you add the fact that if you have a 60 inch ass and 28 inch arm how do you get yourself clean? Not that it seemed like any of them tried very hard, not at least this century anyway. For the love
Not Just Words
There not just words you know Written down on a page They speak also of feelings That were felt through the age You can make what you want of it But you set the stage Take a look around you now Tell me what you see Can you beleive a man died for us Used love as his key And all he had asked then Was"Love just like me" We should hang our heads down Be drowned in our shame Cause a man died for nothing They've forgotten his name What do you say when your through And you try to explain Well he said so long ago There was peace to be found But they laughed in his face And they nailed him down Will someone forgive us When were laid in the ground? You were a fool to think That you could change them You should have saw it Way back then Now your cross is nothing more Then a symbol of a dream Do you sometimes wonder If you could of done a little better Performed another miricle or two Do you sometimes wonder That it might of just been vanity Or was it just becaus
Mccaylah's Blast Coming Up Watch For It Please
This is a Reminder that the Blast Purchased in Memory of McCaylah Has now been Made and As soon as It is Approved I will be placing her picture as my Primary and Will Let everyone know so You can watch for it .. This is what I Said in the Blast I couldnt name and Ty everyone Personally So Please Dont be offended But I did Say Ty to everyone Who participated and used her tag as Your Primary :o) Love u all .... Be Watching for it :o) _____________________________________ The Blast : April is child Abuse Awareness Month The Picture in this blast is Of McCaylah A Special ty to {Mads} ToXic SiN For this blast In Memory Of Her she Murdered by her Parents Its Posted in My Blogs Many Things were made for her & Tributes .. A Special Ty to Rosie for eveything & Everyone To many To Thank Indiv..Thank You to Everyone who Participated & Used her Tag as their primary
Gotta Make My Heart Cry
Music Video Codes By Music" i can't see 'em coming out my eyes so i gotta make my heart cry, you'll never see 'em coming out my eyes so i gotta make the your heart cry." i cant cry, well unless it is more pain then i can stuff down then i can cry. like my when my aunt died i was close to her she fought a man because he called my brothers and i a nigger. she looked him in the eyes and said no their not niggers but i am and knocked him out. then turned and told us the meaning of the word( nigger a word meaning ignorant. like when he gets up he can say a nigger hit him. )her death killed me because i was supose to go see her in the hospital she asked where me and my brothers were{hang on crying from the heart is painful} ok but instead i was throwing a party. when my dad called and said do i think i can make it...............i said no i'm to drunk i'll go tomorrow.... an hour two cases later he calls again and says she wont make it through the night. i sent everyone home my brot
Urbanlife - Vidblog#1
(I'll fix the choppiness on the next part. Oh, and my hair is awesome today. Hell yeah!)
Calm Before The Storm..
really quick....most of my old friends from high school have been coming back into my life to stick their knives in me. Right now, it's hurting. I need a little love and comfort!! Deeply hurt and bleeding....Besley
Garden Party
Come And Vote For Linda
got a new nose piercing on bled a lot but its ok now. im in a tattoo contest come and vote for my two tattoos: 1) 2)
Fear falls hard like rain again Washing over me You say nothing will ever change What do i believe You fall deep inside again Nothing left to see Weakness fills your heart again You put it to rest Chorus: Forfeit everything 'Cause you were never strong enough Close my eyes again And pray that i will not give up I try to see your face again A Photograph for me Your voice calling out again Nothing left for me You try to find your place again Waiting just to breathe Weakness takes your heart again You put it to rest Locked inside again x3 Chorus x2 Did you forget about the things i said Fight the lies inside your head Deny those who try to bring you down Kill the pain and emptiness Find a love and lose yourself Without this life you're just a memory Locked inside again x3
Why, I Give Up!
Many have asked me why,do I give up? Well, I have given up on finding the one for me. Many have said that, they want to be with me and when I come to there area let them know, that isn't how it works. Like, Sam, in "I am Sam", words, words, I need more than words! Words without actions mean nothing to me. I guess one could say that I am gun shy when it comes to men, I guess I am so deal with it, I have come to the conclusion that I will stay single till I can find a local man or one that wants me and takes the bull by the horns and shows up,ready and wanting what I want........So, guys if you only have words, keep them to yourself, I can take care of my self and will continue to do so. I want you to walk beside of me not in front of me or in back of me........Life is to short for the what ifs of the world......oh and if you want to see my pics make a salute pic and then come back and chat awhile.
Help A Friend.
Greetings Everyone- My name is Melissa, GothiqueTemptation, Whatever you may know me as, but this isn't about me this time. This is about the life of a child. My niece Elizabeth Dugar, who just turned 1 year old on March 17th, 2007 was recently diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia, and is fighting for her life. Elizabeth has gotten her first round of chemotherapy treatments yesterday,March 16th, 2007 and it seems to be helping her so far. She will get two or three treatments a day for the next 8 months. She is eating more, and playing more, and talking more today. St.Jude has also been giving the baby blood transfusions to replace her platelets.But as we all know blood supply is limited and it lessening every minute of every day. So in this I implore you, If you want to, you can make a donation of your blood to a blood bank , in your area, in her name. Elizabeth Dugar @ St Jude's Children's Research Facility in Memphis TN. Become one of the huge hearted souls out there t
What Do You Do?
All day I have felt a gloom. Unsure of where the money is going to come and unsure if I will be forced to stay here. No one knows what goes on with me untill they have walked in my shoes. EVERYONE tells me ot go to a shelter. That is not for me as I haven't been hit and my children well they say that is not physical so we can't go there. If I talk to my church I worry that I will be shunned. After all good Baptist don't divorce just move to seperate bedrooms. I rode to school this morning on vapors. I had 5. in my pocket and that was for my younest to but him training pants that my husband didn't buy. Did my husband care to ask how my gas was in my van? No! He could care less and so could any one else. I was so frustrated by the time I did get home I was a nervous wreak. I went ot the dentist by myself! I have asked 2 friends to go with me and each time they backed out or something. I hate doing things like that by myself. I fell like I will NEVER be happy in lov
Master And Servant
He is Mine, and I am His.... Together we live in the depths of our darkest passions... One day developing more into a world of Master and Servant. A bite, a scratch, a trickle of blood... only to be share with each other and our undying love. written by: Becky I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS!
Ok guys you may have noticed that I haven't been on as much, and some of you may not care... but thats ok, I've been having computer problems that basically consist of my computer saying "I HATE YOU KATELYN ROBERTS" and just crashing, It keeps telling me I need to re-install windows... so until I get it fixed you guys will just have to look at my pics lol. I have an e-mail and messenger but umm yeah that doesnt do anyone any good since I dont have a computer. welp thats whats new in my life *sigh*
What Is Important..
Pirates 3!!!
Another Beautiful Job By Rosie
APRIL IS CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS MONTH!! Friends & fellow cherry tappers, April is "CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS" month, I chose to start this blog/bulletin now so it will get to everyone NOW & WE DON'T WASTE 1 DAY OF APRIL plzzz let's all come together for these little ones who have no one to depend on but a human who gives a damn!!! DO YOU REALLY GIVE A DAMN?? ALL I ASK IS FOR EVERY BULLETIN OR BLOG POSTED WE REPOST THIS WE ALL SAY WE LOVE KIDS I'M ASKING YOU TO PROVE IT!!! If you can't help out the kids THEN TO EVERYONE READING THIS DON'T YOU EVER ASK ME TO HELP YOU W/A CONTEST AGAIN !!!! My wish is for this to be circulated everyday in April, the entire month and I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS REPOSTING AND HOW MUCH!!!! Concrete Angel VideoConcrete Angel lyrics - Martina McBride lyrics
Explaining Modern Satanism
Well, I tried CherryTap. I like the Stash feature. It allows you to save links and videos and such to a list that people can watch.One good one that I found was one titled Explaining Modern Satanism. In it, the Modern, or LaVeyan, form of Satanism is described pretty well. I would suggest you watch it here.tag: blog, blogging, CherryTap-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Are We Experiencing The Last Days Of Constitutional Rule? By Paul Craig Roberts The Bush administration’s greatest success is its ability to escape accountability for its numerous impeachable offenses. The administration’s offenses against US law, the US Constitution, civil liberties, human rights, and the Geneva Conventions, its lies to Congress and the American people, its vote-rigging scandals, its sweetheart no-bid contracts to favored firms, its political firing of Republican US Attorneys, its practice of kidnapping and torturing people in foreign hellholes, and its persecution of whistle blowers are altogether so vast that it is a major undertaking just to list them all. Bush admits that he violated the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act and spied on US citizens without warrants, a felony under the Act. Bush has shown total disrespect for civil liberty and the Constitution and has suffered rebukes from the Supreme Count. The evidence is overwhelming that the Bush
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Advice From Anthony Robbins....
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great l
It's Always Groundhog Day
I thought it was a fluke. Now I'm really starting to wonder. Is it a generational thing? Is it too many drugs? Whatever it is, it seems to be becoming an epidemic. What am I talking about? A little over a year ago I hired this guy. Nice enough, good manners, listens and responds. But then I started noticing something. Every 30 to 60 days, it was like he'd become a new hire again and forget everything we'd taught him. To the point that his supervisor, in a one on one discussion with me said, "It's like the movie 50 First Dates!" And if it were just that one, I'd assume it was an isolated incident. But then I heard another manager complaining that they'd gotten a new person and she was having the same issues. He was calling it "Groundhog Day." And those aren't the only incidences that I've heard of this happening lately. I swear, at times I don't know whether to laugh or pull my hair out!
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts
Winnie The Pooh
Winnie the Pooh A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great Pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT"
Intro To Vid Blogging
I'd like to thank King Nothing and Quick for the idea of doing this. And I'd like to thank my camera for actually having the ability to do this! Woot! So, yeah, comment, tell me what you want to hear me talk about... all that jazz. And my first actual Vidblog will be the next post as soon as it uploads to YouTube and is approved. Rock on!
Warning Labels For Men
Warning Labels That Should Be Attached To Men By StrangeDog May cause unwanted pregnacy Odor and Sound are a normal part of operation Attractive women will cause sudden stops May be pacified by televised sports Also available in Sober Erectile dysfunction not covered under warrranty Consumption of beer may cause him to think he can sing Warning, certain objects are smaller than described Do not remove shoes without appropriate protective equipment Noxious gases may be released from rear without warning
Stuck Up B*tch !!!!!!!
This was a conversation I had with this Stuck up woman From NY.... I tried to add her to my friends list and I fanned her and this is what she tells me in the SHOUT BOX.(START FROM BOTTOM AND READ UPWARDS) Please read really funny... @ the bottom of this page is her profile link.. please feel free to tell her what you think..... ~Trophy Wife...: i respenct that.. but i only fan HOT guys.. im so sorry if that is rude.. please be well HARCORE US MARINE: sweetie i'm always in control... Semper Fi... and be safe while you're at home in NY... cause the streets are guarded by the United States Marines ~Trophy Wife...: thanks ... bye HARCORE US MARINE: lol haaaaaaaa that's so funny ~Trophy Wife...: k.. im in CONTROL .. sorry its not the other way around.. you arent going to get your way.. i always do so HARCORE US MARINE: you didn't even look at my profile yet, and i read yours entirely HARCORE US MARINE: well like i said once you accept the fri
The Old Gas Station
The Old Gas Station The service station trade was slow. The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick. Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That sat against the hill. "Where is the ladies restroom, sir?" The owner leaning back, Said not a word but whittled on, And nodded toward the shack. With quickened step she entered there But only stayed a minute, Until she screamed, just like a snake Or spider might be in it. With startled look and beet red face She bounded through the door, And headed quickly for the car. Just like three gals before. She tripped and fell -- got up, and then in obvious disgust, Ran to the car, stepped on the gas, And faded in the dust. Of course we all desired to know What made the gals all do The things they did, and then we found The whittling owner knew. A speaking system he'd devised To make the thing complete, He tied
When Copying A Forward To Your Stash
a joke, say, or a survey - since this happens all the time, and since everyone seems to kill the formatting when doing it, getting it all on one line (does no one notice this or does no one care?)... maybe slow down (Yeah. RIGHT. sure...) and try this before you stash... take whatever you're copying from the mailing-list- take the leading > at the beginning of the line... replace it (use search-replace in a good text-editor, probably not in Microsoft Word, but there are some good programs for this that are free) with (do a change all) you'll get some real- not accidental leading > - converted to breaklines by accident, so take a moment to check that you didn't change the meaning of the text by what you just did, but aside from that, do a copy-replace now and stash it.
Floating Like A Satellite,
Floating like a satellite, deep in space with the stars above, in my dreams, so late at night, dreaming of the one I love. Floating like a satellite, orbiting around your heart, keeping your soul in my sight, to assure we're never torn apart. Floating like a satellite, come join me on this distant moon. Our love shines like the sun, so bright, as we sing this eternal tune.
Someone Else Tonight
its time again i get up off the barstool and then leave a tip heading home alone once again I don't mind my tv is my only friend and for awhile my happiness is only pretend and then I i lose myself in another place time stands still I put on someone else's face another sad story sacrifice and glory I wonder who ill be tonight save the day and make it alright when you're young you dream about many things and life is great you're told you can do anything and then it comes singin that old familiar song and soon its here and all your innocence is gone its here again another sad story someone's sacrifice for glory gonna save the day and make it alright once again im someone else tonight
Why I May Not Reply Back To You...
If you send me a shout, or a message, or a comment...and I never get back to you. #1 - I forgot...I tend to forget a lot. Those who know and love me know this. I have great long term memory, but my short term is worth shit. #2 - I just dont want to talk to you. a) Maybe I just dont like you. b) I'm probably busy c) I just dont like you So if I havent gotten back to you, I apologize. And as far as "just not liking you", dont get all angry. I'm just saving you some keystrokes. I'm a tease and wont show you any naughty pics or cyber with you. So that answers that.
OK THIS IS BULLSHIT WHO EVER DONT THINK FIREFITGHER,POLICE AND EMS ARE NOT HEROS JUST REMEMBER WHAT HAPEN ON SEP 11 2001!!!!!!! I wrote this as I watched in horror the day our world changed. I heard the angels screaming as they saw what was to come Someone killed God's daughters they also killed his sons The angels were there waiting for the people on those planes The angels were there waiting so our people felt no pain. the whole world was on their knees and crying As we watched so many hurt and dying The angels were there waiting, even in the flame The angels were their so God's children felt no pain Worse than any movie ever made Our memories will never fade To remember such a tragic day That changed our lives in every way But the angels are saddened by such a senseless loss To see so many murdered, as Jesus on the cross. It' hard to understand such evil can exist So many families changed so many will be missed Thanks to many hero's on flig
Simple: I'm preggo which means Im tired A LOT. Just havent really been in the mood for people really, no offense to anyone! But I'm around again...sorta. Now ya know.
Auctioned Off
so check this out. My friend is going to be auctioned off to cook at some random person’s house at his high school that he graduated from to make money for that school. So I am going to help him out. The menu will consist of: APPETIZER: Shrimp and scallop kabobs (that are skewered with fresh rosemary sprigs) over top of a shitake risotto (which is like a very sticky, and runny type of rice, with balsamic glaze drizzled on the bottom of it all. Sweet sausage ravioli with a sun dried tomato chili pesto, with veggie and potato ravioli baked in a cheddar cheese sauce topped with asaigo cheese and bread crumbs lime and tequila sorbet inside of a lime instead of a shot glass(to cleanse the pallet) SOUP: a melon five-spice soup (which will be served cold) SALAD: a bitter green salad with grilled marinated duck, with a orange cilantro coulis, and a Asian pear ginger coulis some sort of savory entremets (to cleanse the pallet) ENTRÉE: Sea bass en papillote with garlic
Jeff Cooper
Some thoughts from a true hero! “The media insist that crime is the major concern of the American public today. In this connection they generally push the point that a disarmed society would be a crime-free society. They will not accept the truth that if you take all the guns off the street you still will have a crime problem, whereas if you take the criminals off the street you cannot have a gun problem.” That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants.” – Jeff Cooper's Commentaries, Vol. 2, No. 5, May 1994 “In the larger sense, however, the personal ownership of firearms is only secondarily a matter of defense against the criminal. Note the following from Thomas Jefferson: The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
Wtf!!! Ok This Is Now Getting Juvi
I AM QUOTING HERE GANG..." I am so not scared of you and the wanna be's. Ice the only fat cow i see is you and Pink made you the deputy sheriff you look more like deputy dog" YUP REAL MATURE.. ROFLMMFAO!!
C- Constantly thinking about you even thought we are apart. O- Only wanting to hear you voice and to hear you say you love me. N- Never being able to see my life with out you in it F- Forgetting that there are other women out there that could probably make you happy. U- Using excuses to be able to hear you on the phone. S- Seeing your name light up, makes me smile. E- Escaping when I do talk to you. You have that effect on me. D- Determined not to let it hurt when everything is said and done, When you leave me all alone. March 2007
A New Day Dawning....
new day is Dawning The moon is layed to rest, The dreams of lastnight, Are forgotten. What was that last thought, Upon rising? You think you have it in your Grasp. Was it the thought of your true love? Was it just a test? What were you thinking when you slept lastnight, Were you thinking of him holding you in his arms so tight? Wanting him near you? Wanting him there, knowing that its not possible Not really Caring? Do you wonder if he was thinking of you. Lying in wait, for the next time he sees you for your next special date? Will you see him again? What will you wear? Where will you go? What will you do? Does it matter as long as he's with you? Does he love you, as you do him? or is it just a fantasy best left in dreams? March 2007
Left Behind
So here I sit. In my nice comfy chair, in my nice comfy work area. Sounds nice right? I would trade it all right now. For what you may find yourself asking? To be deployed with my fellow Marines. I am not able to deploy foward with my brothers and sisters to a hostle area. Now I am sitting here waiting for the day when I become a recruiter. Some might say I am lucky not to go, I say why should I be lucky. I have been but once where many Marines have been 5, 6 times. I begged and requested to go, yet I sit here. It is really messing with my mind and all that is me. By the time I am done with my little recruiting tour it should be over with and I have missed serving. You may think me crazy to feel this way, and if you think that I beg of you to pick up a weapon and serve. You may not believe in what we are doing. I say let us fight them on there turf vs ours. Some might not believe we should have gone over there. to them I say we took an evil man out of power where he co
Shock And Awe!!
While getting my daily ESPN fix, I was watching Rome is Burning. In his daily "here's what I am burning on" segment, Rome announced that at least 7 pro wrestlers have been linked to the online steroid scandal including Randy Orton. Say it ain't so!! You mean these guys are actually just 'roid freaks and not saying there prayers, taking their vitamins, and training realy hard!! What is the world coming to!! Next thing you know there going to announce that Nascar is just a bunch of cars driving around in a circle going really fast!!
Paddy Day Aftermath
To blog or not to blog, that is the question. For it is nobler in the mind, blah blah blah, whatever…who wrote that shite anyway? I’m not feeling very artistic today. But I have been telling every one that I am going to write the St. Patrick’s Day blog. So, this is me, sitting here at work, when I should be working. But, I have not done crap all day, so why start now. I really wanted to write this blog. To tell you all what a fabulous time I had. And I did. Don’t get me wrong. It was all great and wonderful. It was even better to be able to share my pics with Sean and Joey. And how it made them smile. That to me means everything in my world. To have my brother and my love happy and give me a smile. That’s all I need to make my day complete. But the excitement has worn off. As now I am back in the real world. The world full of loss, hurt and pain. A world where I have to realize the place that Sean is in. Realize that I just can’t be there with him right now. The place where I h
Management Course
Management Course Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" ** Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offe
Your Voice Update!!!
I realize this does in fact look and appear to be a long distance number, HOWEVER it's not..I assure you!!! So, Call Daggum IT!!!!! Kisses< Love, And All That Gushy Crap....MUAHHHHH Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3707361. If you get one too, I'll reply. Thanks, Sniper...Muah
Bbw And Admirers Contest!!!!
Alright y'all...Bratty Bytch is having a contest!! BBW and Admireres. And...of course...I am entered and I am LOSING. I would very much appreciate y'all's support and love...I will definately return the favor! Just click the picture below and comment bomb me please!!!! I'm gonna pimp out my fiance as well...he is in the contest for the admireres and if I do say so myself he is one SEXY man!!! And while you are at it don't forget to show Bratty some love!! Rate her, comment her, fan her, add her! She's such a sweetheart!!!!! Thanks! ¢¾ Sinister's Sweetie ¢¾
Poem Just Read It
2 Muslim Mothers.....
Subject: 2 Muslim Mothers This is too funny!! Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though," mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born." "He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me," says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photogr
Just Read It.
Lets Pray
APRIL IS CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS MONTH!! Friends & fellow cherry tappers, April is "CHILD ABUSE AWARENESS" month, I chose to start this blog/bulletin now so it will get to everyone NOW & WE DON'T WASTE 1 DAY OF APRIL plzzz let's all come together for these little ones who have no one to depend on but a human who gives a damn!!! DO YOU REALLY GIVE A DAMN?? ALL I ASK IS FOR EVERY BULLETIN OR BLOG POSTED WE REPOST THIS WE ALL SAY WE LOVE KIDS I'M ASKING YOU TO PROVE IT!!! If you can't help out the kids THEN TO EVERYONE READING THIS DON'T YOU EVER ASK ME TO HELP YOU W/A CONTEST AGAIN !!!! My wish is for this to be circulated everyday in April, the entire month and I'LL BE WATCHING TO SEE WHO ON MY FRIENDS LIST IS REPOSTING AND HOW MUCH!!!! Concrete Angel VideoConcrete Angel lyrics - Martina McBride lyrics
Holla At Ur Boy
whats good everyone. i just want to take the time to thank evey body who have stopped at my page to shoe me some love and rated my pics and left me some comments. dont think that i have forgot about u. i am takin the time to hit everbody back up with some love. so keep the love and the comments commin and i will do the same and heres my link rayray803@ CherryTAP
Just Read It Lol
MY LIFE, MY CHOICE life, how it seems,so lost in it's direction. the path of amaze ,not knowing where to go so confused, this feeling of despair this widing road, when will it end all hope lost in the deep seeded pain flowing with anger...grasping for air biting for this freedom how is this fair every step forward leading two steps back a cry to day, a death tomorrow a fearless future walking tall and speaking high making a rigt,when it was a left turning the left into right this path no more a maze direction belongs in my hands my feet will guide night and day for this path is my choice I WILL LEAD THE WAY. MARCH 17 2005 BY RENEE
So, I'm going leaving my boys for a few days next month! I am sooooo excited. I'm going to drink so much that I will hopefully forget my name. Thats the plan anyway. I'm going to see a friend that I have not seen in a decade. Damn, its funny... We were such whores back in the day... lol... We had a banana thrown at us once while we were sitting at a bus stop looking like little hookers. Her parents forbid her from seeing me once cuz I introduced her to Offspring, and her parents didn't like that. Damn I've missed her... Sigh, I wonder how much trouble we can get in to as adults. Its gonna be fun! ~Tasha Give me release witness me I am outside give me peace Heaven holds a sense of wonder and I wanted to believe that I'd get caught up when the rage in me subsides In this white wave I am sinking in this silence in this white wave in this silence I believe Passion chokes the flower 'til she cries no more possessing all the beauty hungry still for more Heaven
I had a spinal epidural. It was extremely painful. They said the pain should get better in 3-7 days. I am personally hoping for the 3. Due to back pain and RL issues I havent been able to get on tap much but HOPEFULLY that will soon change. I miss and luv you all. MUAH
I really am going to go and beat my head against the wall. Argh.
How Can You Love Someone Like Me
How can you love someone like me, Can you see the real me through the duplicity? do you see the hurt and pain inside or is it that you see the mask i use to hide? How can you Love someone like me, Were you really looking when you found me? Whats there to love when all the world is sad, with wars going on and every one mad? How can you love someone like me, Someone that doesnt know what loves about anymore and has trouble even letting it show. Someones that been hurt time and again, And doesnt know if she can feel that feeling again. How can you Love someone like me, Has your heart been broken? Do you feel as I do? Where no one understands the things you've been through. How can you love someone like me, Some one that doesnt know what tears feel like any more unless shes walking in the rain. Then the tears flow and I dont know why, or when they started or when they will dry. How Can you love someone like me. March 2007
Pregnancy, Estrogen, And Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal agai
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10 Great Reasons To Go To Work Naked:)
Ten great reasons to go to work naked Ten great reasons to go to work naked 10. No-one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. 4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants." 3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources. 2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. And ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked : 1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
Burns My Ass...
Meeting For The First Time.......
I remember the day that we first met, its a day i will never forget. You were standing silently in the cold, looking like you were wanting something warm to hold. You looked like you had lost your best friend, and i offered you hand, and friendship and felt that certain Charge, Like i had met you before, I could you felt it too. Like we had met in a different life time. I looked in your eyes and you looked in mine, and the love was there, How could we be so blind. You took my face in your loving hands, caressed my cheek with your gloved finger. What i saw in your eyes and felt in my heart, Made me wish that we would never have to part. But we knew that we couldnt stay there standing in the cold, so be bid our good byes know that it would never be through. (Work in progress)
Why I Love You.....................
Why i love you, I love the way your voice sounds when you tell me you love me, I love the way you whisper my name, I love the way i feel when I talk with you on the phone. When neither one of us wants to let go. We could talk for hours about nothing at all. but know that what we say means more and more. Yes the way we fell in love was a strang way to do it but, we both know that the love we have will be forever. I long for the day when we become one. That day I will cherish til my last dying day. With every breath i take, I feel you, I breath you, I live you, Forever
Four Worms
Four worms Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day: First worm - dead Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!
Wow..I haven't been this full of anxeity in a LONG time...It's making me soooo sick!..My body wont stop being cold and im shaking soo bad. Its been doing it all day. All I can do is cry. That about sums it up.
Filth~andrew Dice Clay (my Man)
He is fucking hilarious and fucking HOT as Hell!!
Dumb But Prolly Something I'd Say!
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her
A Survey I Filled Out So You Can Learn About Me
Name: Michael Wade Birthday: 12/19 Birthplace: Edison, NJ Current Location: Metuchen, NJ Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Dark blonde, people think brown Height: 6 foot Right Handed or Left Handed: Both Your Heritage: My own - Unique - An inidiviual The Shoes You Wore Today: Socks Your Weakness: Regurgitation Your Fears: My sons in pain Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding love without complication Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it? Your Best Physical Feature: I have a full set of teeth Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep Your Most Missed Memory: My memory, LOL Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: It's all shit Single or Group Dates: There's a time and a place for both :) Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who Comes Chocolate or Vanilla: Up With Cappuccino or Coffee: This Shit? Do you Smoke: I try not to Do you Swear: All the time Do you S
FOODOLOGY* Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. vinaigrette Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. eh.. Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Golden Coral Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. Depends really... Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A. macaroni and cheese & broccoli Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. cheese & or pineapple Q. What do you put on your toast? A. usually nothing Q. What is your favorite type of gum? A. Blueberry flavor *TECHNOLOGY* Q. how many contacts are on your cell phone? A. Don't got one Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? A. I dk like 300+ Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. Skulls Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. 3 *BIOLOGY* Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right. Q. Do you like your smile? A. No Q. What's your best feature? A. My eyes Q.
Bad Sunburn
Bad sunburn A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?" "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Donations Being Taken
ok i am setting up a donation collection a $1 from each member of cherry tap and it will be sent over with the largest care package that the middle east has seen for everyone over ther which will include stamps, envelopes, paper, pens, coffee beans from starbucks, and anything else we can send them so email me at and let me know what you want to donate the least is a $1 lets help the troops over seas. thanls Master Gunnery Sgt Jeff ONeill ps message me on cherry tap also thanks
2 Old Ladies
2 old Ladies Two old ladies are outside their nursing homes, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. MAUDE: What in the heck is that? MABEL: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn?t get wet. MAUDE: Where did you get it? MABEL: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. ?Doesn?t matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.? The pharmacist fainted.
Ok Ya No Named Bitch
Keeping The Motor Running???
He's 80, she's 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You got to keep the old motor running." The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said: "You're amazing. How do you do it?" He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!! You certainly are quite a man!" He responded again, "You've got to keep that old motor running" The nurse said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black."
I Need More....
People to make this uber fun! We are having so much fun. This forum is kicking ass. And it gives us something else to do! And its as addicting as CT LOL! Come join only takes a min to register! You don't have to be a freak or a geek...just come have fun!
Reelin' Em In/nfl
Three teams loading for the Super Bowl run, and one of which I guarantee will make it are: Patriots, Broncos and Niners. The free agency has been good to these teams, now let's see them duke it the fuck out! Oh, BTW, I hate the Pats.
Today Sucked Ass, But.....
I received an email from the webmaster of and they have designated me as a FAN CLUB AUTHOR. I really don't know what all that means so I will find out but I feel honored to be designated as a Fan Club Author for ES (whatever it means). It sounds good no matter what it means. LOL
go away leave me alone I feel your presence in my mind the time seems to stop I set you free you calm my mind you calm my mind make my dreams come true - baby every time it seems to me that fiction and reality melt together for eternity liquid words dropping down the stairs filling the emptiness with sense you and me on the floor floating on our sensibility you need a timekiller and you don't understand I am like quicksand lick it from my hand I am your timekiller I let your mind expand I am like quicksand lick it from my hand tick tock tick tock madness comes tonight what's reality compared to me I rest on the bed and I'm sure I slowly get mad I'm in a state of mind which makes me blind for the fact that I'm a man I'm here to stay forever but not today you need a timekiller and you don't understand I am like quicksand lick it from my hand I am your timekiller I let your mind expand I am like quicksand lick it from my hand in my heart is no place for you
~as Darkness Falls~
As darkness falls it screams her name, Caressing her gently with fallen rain, Erotic abandon to pleasures pain, Enraptures my heart to my dying day!!!
To All My Male Friend
I am only here to make friends pls don't solicite me I am a happily married woman who is totally faithful to her husband. Sorry for any misunderstandings or impressions. Thank You All
My Melting Earth.
My melting earth. We have become one. Can not be undone. Rearrange your mind. Find a new thought. Caught up in it. no doubt. expand. we have began. to understand. each other. peace on earth. do we deserve. to love each other. johnny j.
Who Does Starbucks Think They Are
NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will ev
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~lost Souls~
I run to you in wanting, I run to you in hate. I run to you my darling, I run to you in rage. You wrap your arms around me, You caress me by tender embrace. You guard my heart with passion, You protect me with your pain. For you my heart I hunger, For you my heart I fear. For you my heart I'm longing, For you my heart I'm drawn near. With you my love I'll smile, With you my love I'll care. With you my love I'm tender, With you I dry my tears. I hunger for your passion, I hunger for the years. I hunger for the softness, I hunger to taste your tears. I give to you my passion, I give to you my fear. I give to you my heart my love, Will you hold it dear?
Fuck It All.
Okay, as some of you know, I have been looking for a new job for like 2 months now. It's obvious I have actually been looking too cuz I keep getting interviews or informed on orientation just to get fucked a couple days before i'm supposed to go. Well, today I got in a little of an argument with my fiance about it and even though it wasn't a big argument or anything, what I heard during it has severely pissed me off. It turns out that she (My fiance) apparently told my mom that she doesn't think I'm trying to find a job and that she thinks I don't care if I get one or not. If I'm not looking then why the fuck do I keep getting interviews and shit!!! What makes it worse is she knows I've been having hell with bad luck in the trucking interviews and whatnot but her stupid ass keeps wanting me to concentrate on finding a trucking job! The part of it that really pisses me off is that she is always acting like she understands that I have been looking and that I have been getting inter
~a Lil Known Fact~
Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes long. Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl receives 216 inches of penis or 18 feet of penis per intercourse. If the average girl does it 3 times a week, (that makes 156 times annually) 156 x 18 feet of penis makes 2808 feet, or just over a half mile of penis per year. If a girl starts having sex at 16, and since the average life span of a woman is 75, you could say that you could be getting 2808 feet of penis x 59 years of sex makes 165,672 feet, or 55,224 yards, or a little over 31 miles of penis in your lifetime. Anyone whose getting more than that, well, yer just a big ol' slut!!! Leave some for the rest of us.
'scuse Me But, The Fuck Is You Doin'?
K.....I think I'm like really bored with my computer class now. Damn I want to drop this class so fuckin' bad. The thing is that I need it to get my Associates for General Science. =P Damn, damnimy damn!....*sigh* oh well. The semester is almost over. =D YaY for time off and stuff! Thanks for stoppin' by. Anji
Public Service
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = poop WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service...
Cock Sucker..pissed Off Now
I've Been Damaged...
I know I’m kinda strange, to you sometimes Don’t always say, what’s on my mind You know that I’ve been hurt, by some guy But I don’t wanna mess up this time And I really really really care And I really really really want you And I think I’m kinda scared Cause I don’t want to lose you If you really really really care Then maybe you can hang through I hope you understand It’s nothing to you My heart’s at a low I’m so much to manage I think you should know that I’ve been damaged I’m falling in love There’s one disadvantage I think you should know that I’ve been damaged I might look through your stuff, for what I don’t wanna find Or I might just set you up, to see if you’re all mine I’m a little paranoid, from what I’ve been through Don’t know what you got yourself into And I really really really care (and I care about you so much) And I really really really want you (I really do want you) And I think I’m kinda scared (but I’m scared with every touch) Caus
What's Up
Hey everyone I was just checking to see how everything is going because there is not much new with me I have just been working, watching movies and playing video games with my roommate. Anybody wants to chat just let me know and I will be happy to talk just don't stop by just to say hi and then leave on me because one of favorite past times is chatting with all of my friends here and sharing pictures and stories is always a blast. So stop on by and we can have a chat when you all have a chance to. I love talking to everyone so don't be a stranger and I will let the comments flow. Everyone have a good day and I will talk to ya all later. Love to all
When I ask you to be my friend,know that I am your friend just because you are you,And you want to be my friend.I am here if you need me for that is what friends do.know that if you are my friend that it is not because of what you have or don't have.The beauty of friendship is the person themselves,You do not have to buy me anything,unless you want to,my joy comes solely of knowing that you are my friend.
Need Help Friends Ok ;--)
You Make Me Crazy
i can't take one more night of you. i'm sick of the sickening feeling im getting. you've put me past 'just okay'. straight into 'becoming unconscious'. the days seem to be melting into each other. like water spilt on a painting. dripping like blood down a murderers hand. i've lost all motor skills and my eyes. my eyes are staring into one direction. i had just enough in me to grab the bottles. wash down the pills and tell myself i'll be okay. and as i'm left in this catatonic state. you'll be drifting away.
Best/sexy Eyes Contest
okay so im gonna do this contest i need at least 6 people for it, i will pick the picture i just need the volunteers, the contest will start on 3/21/07 and go till 3/28/07 that is providing i get 6 people to join in, if you dont want to join but you know some one who does then let me know send me a private message or something, If you win i will buy you anything you want from the gift store! You can rate and comment your own picture as much as you want its encouraged!!!
Gothic +crunk
Alright this blog is for my friend Anyway my friend is "gothic" okay that's cool. But that's not cool to me is when I'm trying to chill with them and somebody gotta stare at them. Then you know they look at them and say "Hmm she/he must be a devil worshiper" that right there makes me mad. How the hell are you gonna look at somebody and say Ohh he got on eyeliner he a devil worshiper. Or Oh look she got on one of them pagan signs she the devil. Lord that makes me mad. I'm trying to chill with my buddy and somebody gotta come over here and say something. I never told them to say anything! So when I go into hot topic all the "freaks" greet me. Even the ones that are just shopping their. When I got into forever 21 with my friend they look at them like they gonna explode a bomb. I remember someone told me "Well gothic people kill people more" and I said "Well no wonder! People pick on gothic people more.Just cos they don't look like you do." I get tired of! It ain't even me that they
Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Friends Help Me Out With This Ok :-)
Am I...
Am I not pretty enough Is my heart too broken Do I cry too much Am I too outspoken Don't I make you laugh Should I try it harder Why do you see right through me I live, I breathe, I let it rain on me I sleep, I wake, I try hard not to break I crave, I love, I've waited long enough I try as hard as I can I laugh, I feel, I make believe it's real I fall, I freeze, I pray down on my knees I hope, I stand, I take it like a man I try as hard as I can
Avant Guardish Stuff
Thought I'd just write something.. I'm just waking up as I do.. drinking my monster.. gotta leave the house to get something to eat.. trying to figure out what I need to be doing right now.. some stuff to push out a podcast episodes.. gotta work on the developer stuff with flash.. and should probably get to the wordpress thing... and should probably work hard to resist the evil seductions of the cherry!!! Easier said then done though! I suppose with that, allow me to leave you with a little Edgar Varese Ionisation action for you. Edger was, once upon a time, a "modern classical composer," which.. I suppose means he was one of those crazy radicle folks.. whom I generally find more interesting then them boring status quoe folks... so I hope you can dig it.. well.. I suppose I'll leave it at this
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when enga
In Loving Memory Of Michael Wayne Beezley
Ok well one thing I have come to the conclusion about is that insecurity can be a real kicker. Even when a person doesnt have a reason to feel insecure they can feel that way. The other conclusion I have come to is that feeling stinks. So, I have decided that no matter what I am going to stop feeling insecure about so many things and rest in the fact that I am me and I cant be anymore than that and that is enough....or at least it should be right???? Ok so I know Im not who is huh? It is good to have goals tho. I am so happy for the real people I have met and for the real people that I have filled my life with. That is what I strive to be most is REAL. All me, no pretending, no faking, no lying, just ME. All of u who think that the regular me is great, lots of love goes out to u.You are all great. And I appreciate all of you. I love like there is no tomorrow, am fiercly loyal and protective, and always have a listening ear and soft shoulder. I am too hones
Wayward Angel
Well I am a wayward angel I don't suffer I don't cry And late in the night your sleeping I come to hover by your side So close your weary weathered eyes These tears are just a faint disguise Cause I am a wayward angel I don't suffer, I don't cry Cold in the heart of winter Make your shiver make you blue I'm stay close by your window Give your blankets to hold on to So sleep my baby for a while You'll wake with the light of a mothers smile Cause I am a wayward angel I don't suffer I don't cry I am a wayward angel I feel no sorrow I'll always carry you home I'll bring salvation Before tomorrow I'll be wherever you go Break like a first time heartache Leaves you weaker leaves you tears Hold my hand much tighter I will walk you through these years So close your weary weathered eyes You'll wake with the light of a mothers smile Cause I am a wayward angel I don't suffer I don't cry
I Am Happy
Glad to be alive and well and that I have people that love me very much. Hope you all come visit my page lots of hugs and kisses to go around
Basic Fried Rice
Basic Fried Rice This versatile recipe, with variations, shows you how to make a full, satisfying meal from any kind of leftover rice. Just one thing: Freshly cooked rice is too moist to achieve the right texture when fried. A night in the fridge is ideal, but a few hours will do the trick if you just can't wait. Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 2 teaspoons vegetable oil, divided * 3 eggs, beaten * 2 strips bacon, cut crosswise into 1/4-inch slices * 4 scallions, trimmed and sliced into 1/4-inch rings (reserve 1 heaping tablespoon sliced dark green portion for garnish) * 1 tablespoon minced garlic (about 2 cloves) * 1 tablespoon minced ginger (about a 1-inch piece) * 1/3 cup finely chopped carrot (1-2 carrots) * 1-2 fresh chilies like jalapenos or Thai chilies, to taste, seeded and minced (optional) * 4 cups cooked rice, at room temperature * 2-3 tablespoons soy sauce Directions: In a large skillet or wok, heat 1 teaspoon of
For The Heart Keeper
Tangled thought running around in my head Looking for someway they could just rest instead Signs pointed the way to go My heart said yes but something still said no Finally, realizing there was no doubt My heart won out Closing the door on past regrets Moving on to the haven't yets All there is now is time to being anew And the one I found I want to do that with is you.
Love Those Surveys
I already did 9 surveys...Too much time on my hands...But i flew from level 15 to almost level 19 in 2 weeks!!!So Be sure to check them out!!! Wally Gator I also love my stash... i can add 50 a day if i try!!!
Deleting Time
Cherrytap In The Paper
Three surfers find a new way to drink -- online Reuters Thursday, March 8, 2007; 3:38 PM NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three U.S. surfing friends whose jobs moved them to different cities have come up with a way to continue their weekly drinking session -- in an online pub that even has happy hours. The founders of CherryTAP claim to have set up the Internet's first online pub that gives users the nuances of a pub but from the comfort of their home computer or laptop. "We liked to go after a long day at work to a bar and hang out and have a few drinks," said Bill Lee, 36, a freelance marketer from San Francisco who was one of the three founders. "When we moved apart we couldn't do that anymore so we wanted to recreate that online." Lee said CherryTAP, which now has over 700,000 users in the United States and Britain, was different from other social networking sites as you did not need to have a network of friends already. It also did not take advertising. Instead Cherr
Looking Up
My heart, My soul The one that makes me whole Never giving up, Never letting go Going to do everything I can to let it show To make sure that you know Always will you be Forever, a part of me.
Swiss Cheese Quiche
Swiss Cheese Quiche This hearty, cheesy dish is virtually foolproof, and you can create your own combinations by adding sauteed mushrooms, spinach or another favorite vegetable. Quiche is delicious served hot, but it's great cold too. Credit: Mastering the Art of French Cooking, Vol. 1 by Julia Child with Louisette Bertholle and Simone Beck Servings: 4 to 6 Ingredients: * 3 eggs or 2 eggs and 2 yolks * 1 1/2 to 2 cups whipping cream or half cream and half milk (you may also use all milk) * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 to 4 ounces (1/2 to 1 cup) grated Swiss cheese (or Gruyere or Emmenthal) * Pinch of pepper * Pinch of nutmeg * 1 to 2 tablespoons butter, cut into pea-sized dots * 8-inch partially baked pastry shell (pate brisee) Directions: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Beat eggs, cream or cream and milk, and seasonings in a mixing bowl until blended. Stir in cheese. Check seasonings. Pour into pastry shell and distribute the butt
Men suck. Headgames suck. So I bring you the REASONS MEN SUCK! 1. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before 2. Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too. 3. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before(yes it deserves 2 spots) 4. Male pattern baldness 5. The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you 6. When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls 7. Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes 8. Everything they do is a competition 9. Toilet seat....terrible the picture? 10. Um, hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest 11. They just can't be satisfied w/ one female 12. They don't take no for an answer 13. They’re hairy 14. Take advantage when you’re most vulernable 15. Think they could get anyone they wanted 16. Love and leave 17. Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you, or l
Temp Me In The Moonlight
did you taste it? passion on the spring breeze... the kiss of the gods raining down on the flesh of lovers... did it reach you in the depths of your being? i think i can taste your love in the twinkle of the moon .... yes it is your desires i know they reach my lips.. swinging softly on the tambour of the winds.. our dancing souls wanting ... lost in this dreamers song... you listing after my supple daze the childish love of this wandering maze, you and i forgotten to the night ... playing on the moonbeams of what is to be our life.
drink a cold one,smoke a good one,snort a fat one, do a tight one
¿desperado, Por Qué Usted No Viene A Sus Sentidos?
¿Desperado, por qué usted no viene a sus sentidos? Usted estado fuera del ridin ' cercas para tan de largo ahora Oh, usted es duro pero sé que usted consiguió a sus razones estas cosas que son pleasin ' que usted puede lastimarle de alguna manera No usted drenaje la reina del muchacho de los diamantes que ella le batirá si ella puede usted sabe que la reina de corazones es siempre su mejor apuesta Ahora se parece a mí, algunas cosas finas se ha puesto sobre su tabla pero usted desea solamente los que usted no puede conseguir El desperado, oh, usted no es gettin ' no más joven su dolor y su hambre, ellas es drivin ' usted hogar y la libertad, la libertad del oh bien, que es talkin justo alguna gente ' su prisión está caminando a través de este mundo todo solamente ¿Sus pies no consiguen frío en invierno? ¿El cielo no nevará y el sol no lo brillará es duro decir el tiempo de la noche a partir del día que usted es losin ' todos sus colmos y los puntos bajos no son él divertido cómo sale l
Can't Rely On Anyone!
I'm so sick of the plumber giving us the run-around. Monday he was sick, now today he's in a meeting. Don't tell us you're going to be here if you're not positive! It's been a week with no toilet and clothes washer. I'm so sick of it! GRR. Oh, and the sinks don't work right either. So no cooking. Which I don't mind, I love to go out to eat.
hehe.. hey all.. if you have yahoo messenger IM me.. X_Morbid_Valentine_X I am pregnant so.. guys if you don't whana make a commitment then don't even talk to me.... k? k... Just letting ALL ya'll know this... before you start asking questions... OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! i'm 100% straight so.. all the lesbian and bi's take heed and stay the fuck away... that's your 1st and only warning... :D HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!
Within Temptation It's The Fear Lyrics
Wish You Were Here Me, oh, my country man Wish You Were Here I Wish You Were Here Don't you know, the snow is getting colder And I miss you like hell And I'm feeling blue I've got feelings for you Do you still feel the same? From the first time I laid my eyes on you I felt joy of living I saw heaven in your eyes In yor eyes Wish You Were Here Me, oh, my country man Wish You Were Here I Wish You Were Here Don't you know, the snow is getting colder And I miss you like hell And I'm feeling blue I miss your laugh, I miss your smile I miss everything about you Every second's like a minute Every minute's like a day When you're far away The snow is getting colder, baby I Wish You Were Here A battlefield of love and fear And I Wish You Were Here I've got feelings for you From the first time I laid my eyes on you Wish You Were Here Me, oh, my country man Wish You Were Here I Wish You Were Here Don't you know, the snow is getting colder And I miss
Within Temptation Overcome Lyrics
Where are the heroes I my time of need Is my crying abandoned? Or have they gone Oh no They just tend to stand Out of the rain Thinking but not acting That they're not to blame Falling and crawling A fight to stand up Memory still haunts me In the dead of night Over and over I felt so small But one day I'll be stronger And you better watch out [Chorus:] I will overcome In violence there's silence Oh no, It can't be undone I will overcome Knowing that I'm not the only one I will overcome It's the only way to carry on Where are the saviours Afraid of the toll Sorry do my nine inch nails Slash your soul? Such heroes Throwing stones Straight at the one Who is standing alone? Twisting and turning It's always the same The truth is never honest When you're to blame Pushing and pulling Never give in One day I wish You see you're not so beautiful within [Chorus] Run and run Run and run [Chorus] I will overcome
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The Way Someone Loves You
When your heart is all alone every second Seems so long When it's just you, you can't see through Those ol' clouds that rain so blue But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you When it's late, the sun hangs low By yourself, nowhere to go Sing a song, you dance alone Play solitaire and stare at the phone But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you So let's put aside our foolish pride And let our hearts say hello We both agree we're just no good At bein' on our own 'Cause when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you
Your Voice
Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3707361. If you get one too, I'll reply. Thanks, Sniper...Muah
Every One
i am going to use my blog page as my poetry page i hope you all like them
A World Of Darkness
Imagine there was nothing but darkness How would we know the light? Ghosts and demons would roam empty streets Angels would hide in the tiniest of places Their wings curled before their faces Shielding their faces from horrors unseen Their prayers often said Never answered Never heard Silenced by the lack of hope Vision would not be needed There would be nothing to see No colors No images for the mind to remember Reaching out Trying to find your way Claws slash Teeth gnaw at outstretched fingers Thorns of ancient vines Tear at pale skin Nothing but pain and torture Felt but never seen Imagine there was nothing but darkness How would we know the light?
Isn't It Obvious?
Can you hear it in my voice Was it something I let slip Does the whole world know Isn't it obvious? I'm the one who's in control Now I'm acting like a fool Do my feelings show Is my face aglow Isn't it obviuos? That I don't know what I'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious? Do you see my hands, they tremble Wonder why I can't look you in the eyes Don't know how long I can keep this inside Isn't it obvious? That I don't know what I'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious? Suddenly these emotions are in control of my heart Can you see it in my eyes Every glance, every smile must give me away And I feel so much I can't hide That I don't know what i'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious?
Legend Of The Great White Fish Of Guam
Long, long ago, the shape of Guam was very different from what it is now. As you know now, the island of Guam looks like a large foot, being narrow in the middle and large at both ends. But in the old days, it looked different. There was a group of happy people who lived on Guam in the old days. But at one time, they became weak and unhappy as a result of intermarriages and tribal disunity caused by the influences and evil ideas of newcomers to the island. Along with the other hardships that bothered the people, a huge fish started destroying the island. Each evening they would come out of hiding and begin eating the middle part of the island. Everyone on the island felt that there was no way of stopping the monster fish that was eating away at Guam. The beautiful island was being destroyed by a monstrous fish that could neither be found nor destroyed. Then, from nowhere, appeared a woman who said she was known as the Virgin Mary. In due time, the woman caught the monstrous fish with h
To My Sweet Ashleigh
To my sweet beautiful Spirit The last words you spoke to me were sad ones , i wished so badly i could of reached out and held you tightly. My heart cries out for you... In our last conversation you told me you were proud of me and that i had really become a better person when in truth i am no better. You made me better it was for you i was a better person a better alpha... Silly to think i could ever take another mate when it was you i really wanted to be with. I'll never get to tell you the nights i cried and begged for you. The nights i clung tight the army dog you gave me. And the nights i nearly picked up the phone to call you if only to hear your answering machine, Now i would give my life to hear your voice just once more. I will hold tight the few memories we shared together the nights i held you close as you did me. I hate you have left us ... It was not suppost to be your time. I hope you are running wild and free now my sweet spirit And even though you are gone you a
In my life I have trully given myself totaly to only 3 people{i don't mean sleep with},I am strong willed,bull-headed,and very self-reliant,and I can do anything I set my mind to.I do not live in a fairy tale bubble but in the true real world where life likes to play its stupid ass tricks on people,{trust me I have been the blunt of many} and I do not embrace the fact that sometimes there comes pain with that,nor do I believe that we act out/live our lives the way we do because of any kind of social conditioning,the world and our minds are very open ground we make your own choices.I know that addicted people use drugs as a type of brain reward.. SHEEZ !!reward for what,,stealing,lieing,not working,being a coward? I believe to be rewarded for something then do something worth rewarding. Every person handles hardships differently..some turn to drugs some start to drink..{which I do neither}.Personally I think that is the standard cowards way out, I depend on me and nothing else,my wil
What Did I Learn From You?
I learned people are not as they seem to be I learned people do not pratice what they preach I learned people do not mean what they say I learned people do not take responsibity for their own actions I learned people will turn the blame on you I learned people will use you to build their self up I learned people will use your love and trust until their is no more I learned people will emotionly drained and discard you So you ask what did I learn from loving you; EVERYTHING ! mary
Guys ... Who Understands Them
who understands guys? anyone y do they say one thing and mean another? i dont understand it i realy dont so if anyne can explain them let me know.. im not mad that the guy left me i hope he does well in his relationshp and we r still friends what i dont understand is y it took him so long to tell me.. i wouldnt have cared but i wish he would have told me right away instead of avoiding the issue im not your typical female if they guy im with finds someone else than tell me right away i didnt think it was that hard but i was obviously wrong hmmmm anyways does anyone have an answer to y ppl hide stuff? please tell me...
Kneel Before Him
kneel before him suck him slow. oh his c*ck is nice 2 blow. up n down along his knob. nice & gentle with your gob. suck & lick his lovely prick and when he cums swallow quick
A Test For Old Kids
Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:48 AM Subject: a test for old kids A TEST FOR OLD KIDS I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04 "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________."
If there is any off my friends on my friend list that have yahoo messenger you can feel free to add yourself to my list it is amjpoohbear1978. Have fun and enjoy. Angela
Jesus Was Way Cool (lol)
Jesus Was Way Cool King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov (He could've won more championships than Micheal Schumacher) Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink
Syndicate Girls Wanted!
Not Leaving Myspace, But...
I have been blogging on MySpace for a while now, almost a year and I don't care for them too much.  I mean, it was okay until I moved to Kubuntu, but since the move the advanced editor hasn't been available.  On top of that, it's pretty darn hard to find previous posts I made.  It's definitely a basic service that's more or less a piece of crap.But it has everything from the start of my Satanic journey.  On top of that, I do have people who have subscribed to my inane drivel.I also thought about leaving WritingUp, where they say you can make money blogging.  First off, I haven't made squat.  Second off, they don't allow center commands, nor do they let you embed a video in the blog entry.But I have readers on that one too.Then we come to my other two copies, one on Blogger, the other on WordPress.  I don't believe I have any readers on either of those, since nobody seems to comment on my posts there.  In addition, the WordPress frequently messes up the formatting of my blog.So I am con
Help My Friend
Have U Ever???
Have u ever had someone who just took up all of your thoughts? Have u ever had someone who just changed everything u ever thought of im respect of being in love? Have u ever had your heart feel as if it would pound out of your heart when u thought of them? Have u ever went to sleep with that someone special on your mind and then find yourself thinking of them when you awake? Have u ever had someone reach those hidden parts of u that u kept hidden away? Have u ever said the words *I LOVE U* and those words seem not enough to express how to feel about them? Have u ever smiled when the phone rings when u know it is time for them to call u? Have u ever fallen asleep with a smile on your face because ur mind in deep in thoughts of them? Have u ever thought of the future and the one u care about is all wrapped up in that future? Have u ever been *MORE* than in love? I am.....He is the light in my day, the beat of my heart, the breath that I breathe... I tho
Live, Laugh, Love It's Life..
A Letter To My Father
you never loved me, and i never understood why, all these year's i've been living a walked away and never turned back, you broke my heart im bleeding inside.,,,you made me feel unloved, made me feel cold, untrusting and too numb to cry...I hope someday someone does the same to you, so you can feel how it is to be alone in your sorrow,unloved left alone to die
Love Horoscope
Dear Kimberly, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, March 20: Your partner is going to love what you've got to say today, so don't leave anything out. It might be a good time for discussions of the future or making plans for travel -- the two of you are back in sync.
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that, ever. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH..I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don 't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face...
Daily Tarot
again id say very true Your Daily Tarot Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Knight of Chalices card suggests that my power today lies in passion. Pursuing and expressing my hearts desire honors my love, passion, and beauty and is worth waiting, courting or crusading for. What I lack in external means, qualification or ability, I make up for with a true and dedicated heart. I am not a victim therefore I do not need to be rescued. I am empowered by patience or self-worth and my gift is emotional availability and devotion.
Redneck Iqtest
The redneck sexual IQ test A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False An erection
Medical Mistakes
Things your doctor doesn't want you to know...... 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardi
A Genious Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Read My Mind
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Wait For Me, Daddy
I miss you being here to talk with everyday. To "make it all better" when troubles cloud my way. I miss the way you always knew without a single word, that something was bothering me or somehow I was hurt. I know your'e always with me no matter where I go, I feel your presence near me,my heart lets me know. I miss you so much Daddy,not a minute passes by, without thoughts of you racing through my mind. I know your'e in a better place, pain you never see, living your life with Jesus now,and this comforts me. Someday my journey will end,my work on Earth through, I want to come up there, so I can be with you. I know you'll be there with others who've gone before. Just remember, wait for me,on Heaven's Beautiful Shore!
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the more popular myths about sexuality. ""Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men,
'hot' Doesn't Begin To Describe It
WARNING: This blog is not for the tender eared or the weak stomached… and please note that is has been tagged NSFW, therefore I'm gonna make it REALLY NSFW. Last weekend I posted a mumm, and evidently this chick thought it was dumb and she let me know via a comment. I sent her a shout nicely telling her not to hate and we quickly became friends. So she and I decided to do a couple more mumms kind of like a contest. The one she posted was about alcohol… I was Jim Beam and she was Jack Daniels. She won of course. I posted a mumm - panties or commando. She won that too (grrr… lol). The next time I got on CT I had a message from the CherryTap Shop. They deleted my fucking mumm, and now I can't post the pieces of shit either! But then I'm looking through the fucking mumms today and there's one titled SEX! It's BULLSHIT!!! I got to work this morning, did a few things, pulled up CT and… what's this? A message from the CherryTap Shop, again. They're telling me they have t
Can You Figure This One Out?
See if you can figure out what all of the following words have in common: Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give It Another Try You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. OK... Here you go....hope you didn't cheat..... This is cool..... SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter.. place it at the end of the word....and then spell the word backwards..... it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? Most people do not.
Wanting To Be Loved
Wanting to be Loved I just want that feeling that emotion that comfort I want to be Loved I want to be held to hold to console I want to be Loved What does it take for Love to be so true so devine? Touching every inch of my silhouette as well as my physical man Bringing my loneliness to a halt Dissolving all hurt away Bringing out the sunshine in my life day after day I can see things in life will never be picture perfect But I see us painting a perfect picture together Making the stars twinkle even clearing away the bad weather Love is so grand so lifting so perfect in its imperfect state I stand next to you being your shoulder you being my strength Allow me to be your juggernaut carrying the load of the weight Protecting you shielding you from the darts of this world Loving you endlessly as you are my precious girl My world within this place my smile upon my face You carry all that keeps me grounded Well rounded removing the focus on those things
20 Years
Thnx for the last 20 years Wow!! The last 20 years just flew by! I look back at all that we've been through and it amazes me that we are still standing here. There is only one explanation, GOD! Thank you Jesus!! For everything, for my husband Steve, I Love You Babe!! Without you none of this would be possible. You are my Hero!!!! My five children Ryan 20, Claire 19, Chris 18, Stephen 17, Britt 16, you guys are awesome! I Love You so MUCH!! My Dad Dennis you came into my life just in time. You showed me what a real man was. Thank you for being the father I always wanted, I Love You soooooo much! My Mom, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me. If it weren't for you I wouldn't be the person I am today. Independent, Headstrong, Opinionated, Loving, Kind, a little Crazy and Wild (but aren't we all) and Strong…… The word Love is not strong enough for what I feel for you!!!!!!!!!! God I miss you! My Lil Sister, Damn your amazing! I wish I could have been the
Gym Progress
So far it's been a week and i've lost 3.5 pounds, which is good for just a week. i don't know how many inches i've lost off of my arms waist hips legs etc... but umm... i'll know that at the half way point and at the end. and ha! I cheated too... i done had me the alcohol on st. patty's day. i'm not suppose to drink at all... but i mean, it's me... drinking is what i do...anyways. mmyep there's your update.
I Really Need Some Help Here
3/20/07 Entry
Things haven't been going so well. Haven't heard from Carla at all in a while or been able to talk to her in over 3 weeks. I don't know what's up. She says she loves me but it doesn't seem like she's trying. By the way I saw a great quote recently: "Telling me I'm going to go to Hell when I die is like telling me Santa Claus won't bring me any presents this year."
The Tempest Review..if You're A Jugga-mark Delete Me From Your List And Kill Yourself!
Album: The Tempest Artist: Insane Clown Posse Lebel: Psychopathic/R.E.D/Sony Urban/BMG Songs: 16 Promo Singles: I Do This, Haunted Bumps, The Party. Running Time: 59:24 Apperences: DJ Clay, Father James "The Sinister Minister" Mitchell, The R.O.C, Razer Ray, Christofer Carson. Producers: Artists, Mike E Clark, Poler Bear, The R.O.C. This album has been 2 years in the making. The Tempest by Veteran Rappers and Professional Wrestlers The Insane Clown Posse. The Tempest is a roller coaster ride unlike anything u’ve riden or seen. Some are already saying it’s a new twist for ICP and it’s bad..and I’ll aggree that It is. But it is for the best I gather. Anyways. Out of the 16 tracks on this monsterious cd only 3 have caught my eye and I enjoyed. 1. Ride The Tempest: This song is the shit! The intro to it is done by someone who I’ve idolized since the old days of E.C.W. The Sinister Minister himself Father James Mitchell. Now when a song about a roller coaster ride. It’s no
Fake Freinds.
i,m too too blue freinds. if i,m your freind . you are lucky. i,ll be there when you need a shoulder to lay, on. someone to talk to. i don,t judge. god place not mine. people come in all shapes, sizes . like angels. yes my childern, grandchildern are my life. god bless all cherries. danette
Love Tarrot
Your Daily Tarot WOW this is pretty much um right on lol Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Ten of Swords card reversed suggests that you may be unwilling to let the matter rest, find closure or let go of an old romantic hurt. You might feel heartbroken, abused or at rock bottom, but in your mind you may be the hero for enduring such difficulties, especially if you have put all your hopes or trust into this situation or relationship. Go out with dignity or make the inevitable changes on your own terms, and you might actually feel relieved, in control and liberated. Brighter days are still ahead for you. While this may be the end of one era, it can be the beginning of another as long as you let go of the painful past and don't keep throwing yourself to the wolves in order to prove yourself or your love. If it isn't working for you anymore, move on or make a clean sweep of it rather than hurting or incriminating yourself out of fear.
Hey, Can You Give Me Another One Of Those Full Cavity Searches?
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep u
Edger Allen Poe
It's My Birthday Thanks To All.
Well everyone it is a great day I just turned 32, I leveled up, and I have a great family what else could I ask for in this world. Thanks to everyone for helping me level up and thanks to the love of my life for everything you have given me and for all that you have shared with me as well my life is great and is getting better every day lots of love to all. Tiffany Notbarbie
Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong
I found this in one of my kids nursery rhyme books and just wanted to share it with everyone: I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY I love little pussy, Her coat is so warm And if I don't hurt her She'll do me no harm. Now can anyone tell me if you think this is appropriate reading for my 2 and 4 year old daughters? Or is it just me?
Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
ok so i've been slackin on the afternoon edition of my song of the day thingy so i figured i'd get back on track today with a U2 song so here's Staring at the Sun off there Pop Album :D Summer stretching on the grass Summer dresses pass In the shade of a willow tree Creeps a crawling over me Over me and over you Stuck together with God's glue It's going to get stickier too It's been a long hot summer Let's get under cover Don't try too hard to think Don't think at all I'm not the only one Staring at the sun Afraid of what you'll find If you took a look inside I'm not just deaf and dumb Staring at the sun Not the only one Who's happy to go blind There's an insect in your ear If you scratch it won't disappear It's gonna itch and burn and sting You want to see what the scratching brings Waves that leave me out of reach Breaking on your back like a beach Will we ever live in peace? 'Cause those that can't do Often have to And those that can't do Oft
Immmm Bored
Well damn it theres alot of things i should be doing or could be doing but nothing i want to do.. except maybe sleep or fuck
Lustfully Yours. . .
The steam issuing from the shower only added to the pleasures going on within. Two water drenched bodies, glistening in the floestet light, moving as one. His hands seemed to find and cover her whole body. His lips only the better. Her hair a tangle against his chest down her back. Full breats fill is wanting hand as he cups them, making the excitement increase in his hips. A small moan escapes from between her lips, her back arches and she steadies herself against the tile. He bites her neck sending bolts of electric like intensity down her body. She turns her head to allow is hot tounge to fill her mouth quieting her. They stay entwined in th embrace as his thrusts pick up speed. No longer able to keep it inside, she lets out a scream of ecstasy as he fills her making her whole body melt in pleasure. Letting his body relax after the sweet release he holds her panting body as the water still falls upon them.
Mistress Peom
Custom Marriage And Divorce Certificates
I am making custom marriage and divorce certificates. If you would like one... Just drop me a pm with the type of certificate you want. and let me know what kind of graphics you would like on it. Here is my link. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP Here are some samples.
Great Career Choice
An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be OK, But if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be
Always Forever
Being A Grandparent
Grandparents Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~Gene Perret Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~Author Unknown Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown Never have children, only grandchildren. ~Gore Vidal Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandfathers have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. ~Ogden Nash Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~ Marcy DeMaree
Irish Gas Station
Irish gas station Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is ... "Top o' the mornin to ya." As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for placing my balls on when I'm driving," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."
RENT I'm forgetting to blink Eyes form a skin Should be falling asleep Stare at my grin The blood's in my teeth Tongue tastes of silver The pain, it is brief A moment...a shiver I'm breathing smoke And spitting fire My heart, it is broke But I'm a liar Bid high, baby My mind is bent It's not for sale, My soul is for rent By Tommy Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard. LITTLE WINDOWS Little windows into the soul Ever wonder how deep they go? Ever wonder how much they fear All the things they see and hear? By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
TOUCH I would not sell my soul, so you stole it anyway. I remember a stare of fire which made you turn away. Released your tears and made you cry. My eyes are dry with anger. Tap your feet to the dance of death, and see which paths lead you there. You are always with me, because sometimes blood is a valuable comodity. Ever see a shadow that breathes and laughs? The air I breathe is sweeter. Occasionally there is a fine line between desire and fear. So, when you feel the butterflies in your gut, I will be there. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
So Tired
I'm so tired I can still taste your mouth. I can still hear you breathing. I can still smell your hair. When i close my eyes I see you walk across the room remove your clothing, and get ready for work. I'm so tired all I can think about is you. Your bed, the sheets you now have on it. The way you smile everytime I try to make a move. The way you touch my skin, the way you make me wait. I'm so tired I feel like I am you, just in my skin, but you. You don't expect me to be more than I am. You just want me tired, complex, happy, talking, laughing, sucking at playing pool. I used to think I was actually good at the game. I used to think I could kick anyone's ass at it. With you, you are far more better than I could even dream of being. You make me tired. YOu make me weak, you make me breathe deeper. I'm so tired that all I want is for you to walk through my door, like this was our home. You hang up your jacket find me hold me and kiss me, I can taste the sweat on your lips
For Friends Xoxo
A Nice Thought To All My Friends! Although I'm busy as heck right now doesn't mean I've forgotten about any of you - Muaaaaaaaaaah xoxo His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your
Why am I treated this way? Like I comprise no feelings I am like an aged toy Thrown aside and forgotten about Always there for everyone No one there for me The second hand Only when in need Will you see me when you have somewhat to do? Will you see me when u have someone to talk to? Cast aside like something broken Something you can’t repair Will you even bother to heed? Or are you to busy The quote “always there “ Is no more If you find someone better I am pleased But when they don’t seem to care Throw me away not knowing what will come about When the terrible arises Don’t approach me I know your tricks I won’t be deceived twice
Kiss Me
KISS ME "Will you kiss me right after you kill me?" I asked her as she hovered above me with her hair dangling down in my face. "Yes," she said as a giggle almost escaped her playful, evil smile. "And then I'll bring you back to life by crying into your eyes." The smell of her drunken breath drew me into her fantasy. "I would like to strangle you while we fuck, and when you are coming, I'll steal your soul." By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
INSIDE Kiss like a demon's flame. Intimate as an angel's compassion. Eyes that go on for eternity, and I find myself standing at the end. A moment to learn your skin is all I need to find you. And then I let go in you. Inside. Flesh becoming flush, as the blood begins to flow. Hot breath twisting betwixt us. How could I have known that I am fulfilled when I consume you. Looking into you. Moving inside you becomes an art. Fingers carress details. No attention is spared. A language that need not be spoken comes into play. I become whole again. Inside. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
30 Days
here they come poeple less you call your congress person. stop the invasion now
Bleeding Light
BLEEDING LIGHT Withered spirit bleeds my light. Who can fix my broken soul? Eating through my blackened thoughts. It's cracking through my fucking skull. Light is spilling from my chest. Clench this shredded cavity. To hold inside this leaking faith. What's left of this humanity. Abandoned here; I'm destitute. An internal voided hole. Convulsive, shaking, shivering. Rocking to and fro. Fingers slipping through my grasp. Onto some sane stability. Lashing out on those too close. Embracing my reality. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
Check Her Out
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Guest Book
to all my cherry tap friends and to the new ones in the future come sign my guest book and let me know where you all are from kind nice to know through out this big world where we all are ya know! Thanks have fun!
Bleeding Light
BLEEDING LIGHT Withered spirit bleeds my light. Who can fix my broken soul? Eating through my blackened thoughts. It's cracking through my fucking skull. Light is spilling from my chest. Clench this shredded cavity. To hold inside this leaking faith. What's left of this humanity. Abandoned here; I'm destitute. An internal voided hole. Convulsive, shaking, shivering. Rocking to and fro. Fingers slipping through my grasp. Onto some sane stability. Lashing out on those too close. Embracing my reality. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
My Child's Taste In Music
Good: My daughter loves the Beatles, Evanescence, and The Offspring! (I did not influence this.... She is two, so she is more likely to do the opposite of what I'd like, even if she wants to do it!) Bad: She said, "god DAMN" the other day whilst eating her apple and consequently dropping it. This is directly attributable to The Offspring. *slaps bad mommy's hand* Oh. And she hates the Ramones. *sobs*
A Friend
A Friend A friend is like a flower, Every shape and every hue. Each one is like no other. Sparkling in the morning dew. We each must seek to find them. They hide in the oddest places. But once we come upon them, We adore their friendly faces. We each deserve a bouquet, Of such beauty to the heart. This great array of blossoms, Gives us great joy from the start. Once we can find the treasure, Friends are gifts so rare and fine. We should water them with kindness, And cultivate with time.
Little Sister Update
My sister called me last night to give me an update on my youngest sister. She had her surgery yesterday. Apparently it was the orbital area that was injured from the motorcycle accident, but she couldn't have the surgery right away because she was having bleeding and pressure around her eye area. Once the bleeding stopped, they proceeded. As for her boyfriend...they only THOUGHT he walked away unscathed. Further examination found that he fractured his C-7 vertebra. The cervical spine area being what it is, he's now in an imobilizer to prevent him from turning the wrong way and paralyzing himself. They're not sure yet if he's going to require surgery. They're both lucky to be alive...and by the sound of things, so are a few other people. My sis asked Vanessa (the youngest sister) what happened. Her response was to the effect that they basically had no choice but to wipe out or risk a 10 car pile up. It tells me either they were being tailgated or they weren't being as
Help Dee Dee Win
hey everybody if you look on my fan of list dee dee is trying to win a contest so lets all help her commint the hell out of her pics i guess every comment is a vote so leave as many as you can please
Only Always
ONLY ALWAYS Please allow my retort to your indulgent inquiry. More infinite than unmeasureable bounties on end. More precious than the life giving power that the water delivers unto the rose. More exotic than the unspoken emotions of lovers who will never be. More brilliant than the radiance and warmth the very sun brings down from the heavens to all living beings on earth. Deeper than the vast expanse that embodies the gulf intertwining all space. More timeless than the mystique of the moon that bathes the night with all its glory. So, How do I love thee? Only forever, my love, only always. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
Hell To Pay
Cheap lips, soft eyes, lost in the most blinding lights As cold as those first nights alone As the second best he'll become Sleep deep, girl, dream well That night, I think he cried himself to sleep Just maybe, he felt more than we could ever know And I think he pulled that trigger to empty that memory I think he cut the weight to end the floods of you Let him soar, let him ride as budding gravestones do Just sleep, girl, just dream well
More Joey Porter Drama!
Word has it that Levi Jones also lost some jewelry in the altercation with Joey Porter the other night at The Palms. Seems that about seven people were involved in all. Goeff Hobson at sums it up best: "The Bengals game against the Dolphins in Miami this season now has some hype". This appears to be a case where Joey Porter needs to get shot in the ass again. Perhaps somebody from Levi Jones' crew can take care of that. Maybe Pacman Jones is available? He's been out of the news for a few weeks now.
Good: My daughter is at nursery school, so I spent my time exactly as *I* wanted to this morning (this is rare). I spent the entire morning writing.... Bad: Enjoying my time as I did, I lost track and, by the time I arrive to meet my friend, I will be one hour late. 8-O It's also quite possible that the writing is complete drivel.
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.Satanism92%Paganism79%Buddhism75%atheism63%agnosticism54%Islam50%Judaism50%Hinduism29%Christianity8%Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)created with
Ancient Breed?
You scored as Sorceress. Your a sorceress. You cast a spell on people the first time you meet them, and you love for them to depend on you. You get upset when things don't go your way. Sorceress83%Goddess83%Drow75%Elf75%Vampyre67%Dragon67%Wolf67%Zombie50%Shadow Spirit42%Faerie8%What ancient breed are you?created with
Men Strike Back (boy Do They Wanna Get Hurt!!!) Lmao
Men strike back! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
Time To Let Go
Time To Let Go! If I could stop my heart from loving you, I would be free from all of this pain. Knowing no matter how much I love you, you are never going to feel the same. I have done everything that I know how, to show my love and devotion to you. But it isn't enough to make you love me, so I'm now left, with nothing that I can do. There was a time when I thought you did; guess it was only an illusion in my mind. As I had held onto any glimmer of hope, to have a love with you, I'd wanted to find. But time comes when you have to let go, because the love you want can never be. And now, with great sadness in my heart, I know the time to let go has come for me.
Angels Wear Wigs Too
ANGELS WEAR WIGS TOO I sat looking up at the blazing sun burning the clouds with his beard. The wind stung my face with salt like a swarm of angry bees. I watched the sea splash up and down as it fucked the sky and licked the horizon. I saw a man fall from the sky followed by his wings. And as I witnessed these events, I could only think it strange that Angels wear wigs, too By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

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