Wet Thang is a masked nutcase who had been terrorizing the local population. Wet Thang will run into town and urinate on fire hydrants or car tires. He must think he is a dog! Wet Thang wears a yeller jogging suit, sneakers, and a black ski mask. Ole Wet Thang will pee on anything. Pull it out right in front of people and commence to tinkling. Sheriff Earl almost caught him but the crazy guy peed all over the Sheriff. Wet Thang ran out of town laffing his fool head off!
But ole Wet Thang finally got his just desserts. He peed in front of Widow Jensen. She did not appreciate it. The Widow sprayed Wet Thang's thing with Mace. Wet Thang fell to the ground squalling out in pain. He was fanning his pee-shooter.The man was in some pain. Shriff Earl and his deputies arrested Wet Thang. Turns out Wet Thang was a local college student. He was doing it fer a prank. As fer Widow Jensen... She had this remark... "I have been a widow fer ten years and that boy wants to tease me with his little thing! I don't think so!"
I created this little song fer Wet Thang... Sing it to the music of "Wild Thing." It goes like this... "Aaaaw, Wet Thing...You pee on everything!
You must be proud of your thang...Aaaaw, Wet Thang."
That's enuff of that.
