March 23, 2007 - Friday
Albert Einstien
..> Albert Einstien is a feller I met while we were both guests at Hotel Nuts. Albert was a pleasant guy but no one could understand what he was saying most of the time. He used them ten dollar words and was always reading the books. Albert and me became pals. After I was released from Hotel Nuts I came across an article about Albert. The article claimed Al was a bona fide genius. Gosh! I never would have thought that. I always thought Albert was a true dumass like me. Even worse! Al could not tie shoes. He admitted that to me. Simple tasks were beyond his realm. He could not do anything. The man did not have enuff common sense to comb his hair.
The article claims Al came up with a Theory of Relativity. Big deal! I have my own theory about relatives. I won't loan my relatives money. They never repay me.
I figure whoever wrote this article must have been paid by Albert.
I mean... If Albert was a true genius... Why didn't he wear boots? You don't have to tie most boots! And Al could have gotten a burr haircut. He would never have to worry about combing his hair.
I would think a true genius would have figured these things out. I figured 'em out and no one has ever called me a genius!
