We got that thar Military Base hidden on the far side of the mountain. I is convinced the Military is experimenting on the locals in Hoopee Holler. Have been every since the feds dumped toxic wastes here. They built the base right after that. Thar must be a group of mad scientists working fer the Military. Last year, we had sharkbass appear in Lake Ohmigosh. The mad scientists crossed a shark with a largemouth bass and got a sharkbass. Then the sharkbass was cloned and dumped into the local lake. The Sharkbass grew to large sizes and commenced to eating people who ventured into the water. Well, I understand now the sharkbass are gone. They were trapped and sent to the east coast ocean to help with Homeland Security. This is based on my theory. I put some thought into it as you can see. I dunno if the Military can control the sharkbass. Perhaps they can. But if not... Don't go swimming in the Atlantic Ocean! But I reckon you can return to swimming in Lake Ohmigosh. Fishing, too. The lake has been restocked with gamefish by the military.
