I have tole this story before but must retell it agin...It popped in my head and I need to put it down fer the official record. One day the blogs of Willy Beaver Moon will become historical papers. I must stop deleting them.
I'm half moron and half earthling. Mama is from the planet Moron. She came to earth seeking some strange. She met pappy. It didn't get any stranger than that. Morons is super horny people. Pappy and mama did the buttboogie and I was born on the planet Moron. I could not live thar. Moron has a law banning all half breeds. Yea, it is a stupid law but what do you expect from Morons? I was returned to earth to be raised by Pappy and the entire Moon family. Pappy tole me the story when I was in my teens about my being half moron. I found out later he spoke the truth. I met my mama. She is now the ruling queen of moron. Pappy died while in bed with two hookers. He was shot to death by a jealous girlfriend. It's okay... Pappy died with a smile on his face. He went out with a bang. The only way he would have wanted to go out.
As fer me, this entire story makes it easy to understand why I was always different from the other kids. I is half moron. Just a couple of years ago, I learned I have a twin brother who was raised in England by another family. Mama really got around the planet.
