I do have a dislike fer hitch-hikers who transform into vampires. I picked up a gal during a blizzard a few years ago. She turned into a bloodsucker and attacked me inside my truck cab. I reckon she didn't like the taste of my blood. She spit it out and cried, "It tastes like posion!"
Must be the half Moron in me.
The vampire caused me to crash my truck into a tree. When the police arrived they only found me in the wreck. The vampire gal had gone. You can't hurt a vampire in a wreck. They is already dead.
I was in the hospital fer three weeks. My throat was injured. The doctors thought it was caused by the crash. They did not believe the vampire story. But it is the truth.
I survived but I still have a low opinion of vampire hitch-hikers. I cannot help it. I just don't like them!
