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Chapter Six
SIX Marksmanship with the M-16 rifle was one of things that I excelled at. I’d learned how to shoot using my Granddaddy’s .22 rifle back on the farm. The old school .22 rifles, like the one my granddaddy owned, didn’t have adjustable sights, so Granddaddy had taught me how to shoot using Kentucky Windage. This meant that I fired at a target, and then figured out if I was low or high, left or right, and adjusted my aim from there. I adjusted where I aimed to hit what I wanted. The M-16 rifle, however, has adjustable sights. This meant that I fired three shots, called a grouping, figured out if I was high, low, left, or right, and then adjusted the sights accordingly. With sight adjustment I always fired at the exact same spot, and then adjusted the sights, until I hit that spot. This process of firing groupings and adjusting sights is known as zeroing. Kentucky Windage and sight adjustment are two completely different things, as you can tell. I can do both. However, I can zero wit

Life
you're so happy to bring a new life into this world when somebody dies a new life is brought into this world life is the best thing you only have one life so make it the best you can by bringing a new life into this world let it bring a smile to your face when it smiles back at you bringing a new life into this world is the best by Melissa Dumler

I'm A Woman
I shave my legs, sit down to pee, and I can justify any shopping spree I don't go to the barber but a beauty salon I can get a message without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook I can pump my own gas can talk to my friends about the size of my ass My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long at least I can admit to others when I'm wrong I don't drive in circles at any cost and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost I never forget an important date you just gotta deal with it I'm usually late I don't watch movies with lots of gore don't need an instant replay to remember the score I won't lose my hair or get jock itch and just cause I'm assertive don't call me a bitch don't say to your friends oh yeah, I can get her or in your dreams, oh dear I can do better Flowers are okay but jewelery's best look at me you idiot.... not at my chest !!! I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings I know when you're lying y

Playdoh
I have a confession to make....I LOVE playdoh. I don't know what it is but just opening a thing of playdoh makes me happy, the smell, the feel....just puts a smile on my face. I don't know maybe it represents my inner child, maybe it brings back a time in my life when everything was perfect, no stress, no worries....whatever it is, I love it. I don't care how old you are, I dare you to see a can of playdoh and not play with it...it can't be done, lol....it just can't. You know you have to play with it, you just have to. I saw this quote today and I just loved it....Life is what you make it...kinda like playdoh. I totally agree! So anyway I am off to go play with my playdoh now, lol

Help
I can't put the bottle down to save myself, I don't know how. I keep drinking to numb myself cause I don't know how else to now. I drink and fight, I pass out at night. I'm crashing and burning, I'm the one who keeps losing this fight. I feel pain so I grab a 40 of beer, I crack the bottle open and try to wash away all feelings, emotions,pain and fear. I'll drink till I pass out. The floor where I wake up knows my name and my face. Wake up in the morning hung over and feeling sick as shit, I'll sleep half the day away then return to my hazey ways in another day. The face in the mirror I don't recognize, I can't see, back into my eyes. Its not me, I'm, someone else, I'm too weak to say that maybe I need help. The vodka calls as I fall, a good friend will help me through, I put down the gun but its just like the drinks to me.

Prove
people always do things they aren't proud of cause they want others to like them but you don't have to prove yourself just be yourself if they don't like you for who you are then it wasn't meant to be do things you want to do to make yourself happy don't prove yourself the things you do speak louder than things you say people may do things they aren't proud of that don't make them a bad person what you do doesn't mean you are proving yourself just do things that make you happy stop proving yourself just be you by Melissa Dumler

General Knmowledge
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?as If... How big is your bed?King What are you listening to right now?Paul Oakenfold What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?1423 What was the last thing you ate?Turkey Last person you hugged?Jessika How is the weather right now?Sunny & Clear Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Evelyn What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?Legs & Ass Favorite type of Food.Chinese/Italian Do you want children?Already have 1 Do you drink?occasionally Ever get so drunk you don\'t remember the entire night?No Hair color?Black Eye colour?Brown Do you wear contacts/glasses?For Reading Favorite holiday?Don\'t Have One Favorite Season?Winter Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?

Why Do People Die
they die when good has something better planned for them they don't get to chose when they die if noone died there would be no room for new people the world would be over crowded why do people die you don't want to lose the people you love and c are about when your loved ones die you feel you have no reason to live god has a plan for you you have to go on living one day you will see why you lived even though you always asked why why do people die? cause otherwise the world would be crowded no where for people to live. by Melissa Dumler

Crowded Rooms
in a crowded room it's hard to find the one you are looking for if you're lucky in that crowded room you will find someone you can love and spend the rest of your life with crowded rooms can bring so much love they can also bring so much pain in crowded rooms you can get hurt and it can stay with you for the rest of your life by Melissa Dumler

Fate
maybe it's fate that we met and maybe it's fate that we went our different ways whose to say noone can tell me how it happened and why it happened some say what does fate have to do with it noone can really explain it to me why do these things happen and why are they happening to me why all this pain tell me what is fate why do thing happen than they go bad can someone tell me please what is fate and what does it have to do with anything that happens to people by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 3 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 3. The Problem I confess at these words a shudder passed through me. There was a thrill in the doctor's voice which showed that he was himself deeply moved by that which he told us. Holmes leaned forward in his excitement and his eyes had the hard, dry glitter which shot from them when he was keenly interested. "You saw this?" "As clearly as I see you." "And you said nothing?" "What was the use?" "How was it that no one else saw it?" "The marks were some twenty yards from the body and no one gave them a thought. I don't suppose I should have done so had I not known this legend." "There are many sheep-dogs on the moor?" "No doubt, but this was no sheep-dog." "You say it was large?" "Enormous. " "But it had not approached the body?" "No." "What sort of night was it?' "Damp and raw." "But not actually raining?" "No." "What is the alley like?" "There are two lines of old yew hedge, twelve feet high and impenetrable. The walk

Poem I Found
I walk a barren existence My spell broken They've escaped Now I'm dead Only clues Left behind I can't speak of them For they are everywhere They've retreated Inside me Making me helpless Confusing me Hurting me Don't try and help They'll hunt you down Take your life Just as they did mine I'm dead anyways What can I say? They gateway is open They've slipped past There is no where you can hide.

Jades Cell
The footsteps rang out on the stone floor as they approached the heavy door of her dungeon cell. The feel of her binds around her ankles and wrists cut sharply into her tender skin. Each step closer her heart pounded faster and louder, surely her Master could hear her fear. Not once had he spoken nor looked at her as they made their way down to the place she dreaded so greatly. Maybe if she begged or pleaded then he would relent and forgive her, but she knew this time she had pushed his love just too far. Looking up she saw it, the cold, dark cell. He stopped and took out his key. The sound of his keys clashing together broke the silence. Still he did not dare to look into her pleading eyes. She knew that this hurt him almost as much as her self. The door creaked as her Master Darius threw it open. Then he turned to her, his face full of sorrow but they both knew this time she needed to learn a cold harsh lesson. "Inside now" he commanded, and with that the tears welled up in h

Somehow
somehow i'll make it stop hurting and make the pain go away somehow i'll move on with my life and get over the fact that you're gone somehow i'll make things right somehow someday i'll get through there is so much pain somehow i'll make you see that things are not as bad as you make them seem somehow someday i'll get through and learn to handle all this pain somehow someday by Melissa Dumler

I Met A Guy-
Im prolly looking too far into this, But i met somone. and sense no one major in my life is on here I dont care who reads this- Hia name is Ross hes 22 and lives about 50 mins away. Hes really cute and a total sweet heart- We talked on the phone lastnight about everything from cuddleing to goals in life even stores we shop at- He it a total sweet heart- I think im digging him- Ill keep ya posted tho :)

Nsfw Madness
Here is the link to the blog to sign to support the NSFW abuse thing..This whole issue is not a bashing party as some have stated its a group of people who believe the NSFW stuff is unfair and double standard. Its not even bouncers marking things its people who have an issue with whatever it is on your page you are trying to represent. Its like ive said TIME AND TIME again if i was a size 2 barbie my "butt"( in jeans) pics would not have been flagged they would have been drooled over lusted after. HAd I been born a man and ran around with no shirt showing nipples no one would say a word..Had i been a perfect "church goer" and not had things on my page that went against what others THINK I should believe I wouild not have been flagged. The last time I walked out my door I still lived in the USA which gives me the right to freedom of speech , Freedom of Religion and above all else equal rights for EVERYONE. This site is advertised as an adult site granted not everyone wants to see T&A B

~*on Marriage*~
Marriage - Part I > > Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after > > the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > > "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and > I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on > table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go > hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old > buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.. > Any comments?" > > His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that > there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .......... > whether you're here or not." > > (DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!) > ************************************ > > Marriage (Part II) > > Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! > > The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: > > "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

Work
You are always working you are hardly ever home when you are home you are always sleeping i know you are not always there when we need you but you are there when it counts you work so much that you are getting sick it's not good for you or for your health you work all th time when you are not at work you are helping other people by working on cars and helping them around their houses but we are glad to get to help you work with other people by Melissa Dumler for her father

Watch The Entrance Of The Conflagration...
Yes...now in its 15th week, this weeks song is...ENTRANCE OF THE CONFLAGRATION by Trivium Song Name - Entrance Of The Conflagration Artist - Trivium Album - The Crusade Song Number - 3 of 13 Song Length - 4:35 Lyrics A common woman Lives by The Bible Wed-locked a prison Of antiquation Brings life to the earth While losing her mind Trying suicide Hallucinating Satan Forcing her own blood down Beneath the waters to drown Lying dead with eyes wide open Spiraling downward Refusing all help Self-mutilation Neglects the children Dagger licks her neck Desiring escape Succumbing Satan Robbed by the seventh deadly sin Forcing her own blood down Beneath the waters to drown Lying dead with eyes wide open Believing Satan was inside Ordering to abide To destroy her cursed children Entrance of the Conflagration Entrance of the Conflagration Go! Conditions worsen Searching for answers In holy scriptures Systematic plan Water fills the tub

Nature's Wake Up Call
Who doesn't feel like they're on top of the world when riding high along the crest of a wave? How about when that same ride ends up hurling a surfer down-down into the dim world of murkiness and uncertainty-- the very bottom. Same surfer just a different scenario of life being played out one more time. How does it feel when life becomes completely uncertain and out of control? Everyone shines bright when things go right, but it's when things go wrong that we learn, gaining true courage and strength. Independent thinker and mind surfer Socrates is credited with saying, Know thyself. To really know thyself try going through what surfers refer to as a wipe out. Wipeouts are natures of way of keeping us alert and waking us up. When they occur it is time to look around to see what is happening. There is no sure way to control a wipe out. Sometimes surfers create their own wipeouts. Other times wipes outs happen to them. Wipeouts can be violent or they can be peaceful. Funny thing abou

A Day In The Life Of A Surfboard!
As the sun emerges over the horizon, the enormous waves break on the peaceful shore of Waikiki Beach in Hawaii. It is a quiet morning, on a day where greatness is about to unfold. "Cowabunga! Like, Dude, no surf story starts like that! No offense or anything but this is a story about my totally radical day. My life is like a 30 foot wave that you could ride forever! Every inch of my gleaming fiberglass skin spells action! You obviously are one of those Chalk People who just doesn't get surfing." Every day at the crack of dawn, my surfer, goes for a run along the beach. I think that he likes to be at peace with nature, it seems to get him into the mood to run the waves. I am very thankful he doesn't come to get me until after his run. I loathe getting up early; I'm more of a mid-morning type of board. He comes to get me at about 10 am and we head over to the gym which is at the east end of the beach. I am always anxious to see him; I know that adventure awaits! He is careful to wedge

Peace
people say you can't have peace you have to fight for it you can find peace in alot of things you don't always have to fight for it you can find peace in the air on the streets in your home peace can be found in alot of places just look you will find peace you can't always need to fight for peace by Melissa Dumler

Admiration
The way you move the passion you exude your strengh and gentle pride, your freedom and faith as you pass through with fire beneath your hooves, the ground that you command... Your strength and speed, with simple acceptance you take of what was, and is and what will be. Teach us your excellence and train in this grace.

Chapter 3 { The Canterville Ghost
The next morning, when the Otis family met at breakfast, they discussed the ghost at some length. The United States Minister was naturally a little annoyed to find that his present had not been accepted. "I have no wish," he said, "to do the ghost any personal injury, and I must say that, considering the length of time he has been in the house, I don't think it is at all polite to throw pillows at him,"--a very just remark, at which, I am sorry to say, the twins burst into shouts of laughter. "Upon the other hand," he continued, "if he really declines to use the Rising Sun Lubricator, we shall have to take his chains from him. It would be quite impossible to sleep, with such a noise going on outside the bedrooms." For the rest of the week, however, they were undisturbed, the only thing that excited any attention being the continual renewal of the blood-stain on the library floor. This certainly was very strange, as the door was always locked at night by Mr. Otis, and th

Happy
people can seem so happy all the time they could be just trying to hide something from you some people can really be happy all the time nothing can bring their spirits down happiness is so good they don't want to be sad they want to live a happy life not a sad life when your happy you can see the joy in everything by Melissa Dumler

Suduce Me
She stood there in front of the mirror. Beads of tiny water drops inching down her body. She reached for the lotion. Smoothing it over her neck, then down and around her Beautiful breasts. Down her navel to her legs, working and smoothing down to her tiny feet. Taking down a perfume bottle she mists her body. The sweet smell lingers in the room. Candles flicker and dance in the darkness. She slips into a black satin negligee, which caresses her skin softly. She pulls back the crisp red linens on the bed. Now she awaits her seducer.... ...I am here my love

Do You Know How Many Of Those Fucking Harry Potter Movies I've Been Forced To Sit Through?
Too fucking many at this point. I don't god damned like fucking harry potter. I like harry potter as much as I like halloween movies. At least Mike Myers kills people. Seriously, I don't care abou the prepubescent antics of some fucking bespeckled wizard. Its not interesting. Shit when I was a kid I was reading about adults do you suddenly believe I will find the actions of children at school, regardless of the fact that it is a school for wizards, at least somewhat interesting. The only thing gaining my interest is the eventual porn career of whats her face when she grows a pair. Thats funny. Thats just droll. Seriously, how many god damned stereotypes did the woman have to put into her tales of the boy wizard. Doesn't that just sound gay? Seriously, Harry Potter boy wizard to save the day. Do you want to know one of the reasons I love horror movies. Stupid people get theirs. I am not a genius, but at the same time I know for a fact that I am quite far from stupid. I m

Enemies
your enemies can become your best friends and your best friends can become your enemies so be watching for it to happen cause you never know when your enemy is going to ask you to be friends just be happy when that day comes you never know when your friend is going to become your enemy so watch out for that day to come. by Melissa Dumler

The Thing With Being Single
is when you get back from the doctors office and you have noone to talk to about what happened when you have other things going on and noone to haggle back and forth with.When there'a all that money and noone to share it with.Dreams that never get shared when they come true...Just a few random thoughts going thru my head...

Lesson Learnt..carrie Underwood
There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. [Chorus:] And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I didn't see, Hearts that I hurt needlessly, Some wounds, That I wish I could have one more chance to mend, But it don't make no difference, The past can't be rewritt

Stars
i go out at night to look at the stars you can see alot of things out there in the sky at night stars are so bright they make up different things just imagine what you can see there are so many things out there to see up in the sky at night stars are so bright stars can form anything just imagine what you can see there are alot of things happening in the sky at night you never know what the stars will bring by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 10 The Mummy { The Jewel Of Seven Stars
I Placed the book on the little table on which the shaded lamp rested, and moved the screen to one side. Thus I could have the light on my book; and by looking up, see the bed, and the Nurse, and the door. I cannot say that the conditions were enjoyable, or calculated to allow of that absorption in the subject which is advisable for effective study. However, I composed myself to the work as well as I could. The book was one which, on the very face of it, required special attention. It was a folio in Dutch, printed in Amsterdam in 1650. Someone had made a literal translation, writing generally the English word under the Dutch, so that the grammatical differences between the two tongues made even the reading of the translation a difficult matter. One had to dodge backward and forward among the words. This was in addition to the difficulty of deciphering a strange handwriting of two hundred years ago. I found, however, that after a short time I got into the habit of following in conventio

Loved Ones
why is it that people always hurt the ones they love they might not mean to they do they don't care people tell lies to hurt the ones they love it don't bother them cause they're not hurting themselves they're hurting the ones they love it's like they don't even care if they hurt the people they love the most it don't bother them it hurts to see you don't care by Melissa Dumler

Stay Wth Me
Stay with me tonight You see the blackness makes me cold I do not demand your love I just need someone to hold I am tired of always smiling Sometimes I need to cry I do not demand you listen But is it possible you could try For my weakness lays in the shadows Strength will surely find me come daylight I do not demand eternity Just stay with me tonight

Freinds
why is it that they call you their friend than they go telling lies about you just using you when they want something they may say their your friends but their not they make fun of the way you look than they say we're still friends well their not my friends if they are going to be like that they can go straight to hell you're not my friend you don't like me you really hate me you are not my friend by Melissa Dumler

Same Only Better
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 2.0 Name: Dark Prof aka Pochotlan aka Linger aka Xaco Birthday: March 27, 1969 Birthplace: Aztlan, California Current Location: San Diego, Califas Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Hair Type: Long and curly Height: 5'11" Right Handed or Left Handed:Right Your Flavor: Mexican. Specifically, White, Black, Indian. Religion: studying Zen Buddhism through Thich Nhat Hanh Marital Status: Married Other Status: Bi Poly Switch The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Rockports Your Weakness: damsels in distress Your Fears: crowds, potential Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to loose another 50 lbs. Your Most Overused Phrase On IM: “See, that is exactly why I hate people!!” Thoughts First Waking Up: “Where are the cats?” Your Best Physical Feature: hair, legs. Your Bedtime: usually between 11 pm and midnight Your Most Missed Memory: laughing with my parents Pepsi or Coke: Diet Peps

Chapter 9 { The Invisibel Man
IX. MR. THOMAS MARVEL You must picture Mr. Thomas Marvel as a person of copious, flexible visage, a nose of cylindrical protrusion, a liquorish, ample, fluctuating mouth, and a beard of bristling eccentricity. His figure inclined to embonpoint; his short limbs accentuated this inclination. He wore a furry silk hat, and the frequent substitution of twine and shoe-laces for buttons, apparent at critical points of his costume, marked a man essentially bachelor. Mr. Thomas Marvel was sitting with his feet in a ditch by the roadside over the down towards Adderdean, about a mile and a half out of Iping. His feet, save for socks of irregular open-work, were bare, his big toes were broad, and pricked like the ears of a watchful dog. In a leisurely manner -- he did everything in a leisurely manner -- he was contemplating trying on a pair of boots. They were the soundest boots he had come across for a long time, but too large for him; whereas the ones he had were, in dry weather, a very com

Death
i know i'm afraid of death i know that we all have to die sometime i don't want death to get me not now i love my life i have to face facts that death will come when it is my time not now i want to be with my family now i want to see what will come death will get me when it is my time i know not now by Melissa Dumler

What Is Real And True?
How do you know when love is real and true? Does it have a sadness to it? Do you feel a little sad when you think of your love? Or do you have nothing but happiness at the thought of him? Can you truly feel sad and happy at the same time? I think of you and I do. I am happy that I have you and sad that you are so far. I guess the trick of it all is to not allow the sadness to overpower the happiness. I need you to know that my love can travel the distance and not waiver in its course. That is the happiness i feel. The sadness needs to know that your love can overcome such an obstacle. I give to you myself.. closing my eyes and trusting you will always be there. The hurt that may come of this.. the sadness that may take over.. will never be more than the happiness i feel while you are mine and i am yours. That is how I know that the love is real and true. I will risk all for just one moment of pure happiness in your heart.

Sad
i was sad when it happened i didn't believe it why it's sad to see someone die for people to split up to go their different ways after so many years i cried when it happened it was so sad you could tell it was coming when they moved apart i was sad i could tell it was probably for the best than why did it hurt so much when it happened i was hurt i was sad by Melissa Dumler

My Dreams Please Come True!
I told him I loved him, Now he's got me no matter what, anything I do But I couldn't have found a better guy, he'll love me till the day i die, never makes me cry Things went wrong, and you know what they say about bad habbits dying hard Tried to do right, all my life, tried not to lie But I guess love isn't always enough I either fell too hard, for a man who doesn't feel for me, please don't let that be Baby, if you only knew, just how much i miss you, how much I wish I was with you, I wish we had it to do again, to start over and take away the pain In my wildest dreams, you come back home, don't know what you got till it's gone, what I did was wrong, Please now just come back home Please be okay I'm just wasting away I need you to know I care and I MISS YOU

Chapter 8 { The Invisibel Man
VIII. IN TRANSIT The eighth chapter is exceedingly brief, and relates that Gibbons, the amateur naturalist of the district, while lying out on the spacious open downs without a soul within a couple of miles of him, as he thought, and almost dozing, heard close to him the sound as of a man coughing, sneezing, and then swearing savagely to himself; and looking, beheld nothing. Yet the voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. It grew to a climax, diminished again, and died away in the distance, going as it seemed to him in the direction of Adderdean. It lifted to a spasmodic sneeze and ended. Gibbons had heard nothing of the morning's occurrences, but the phenomenon was so striking and disturbing that his philosophical tranquillity vanished; he got up hastily, and hurried down the steepness of the hill towards the village, as fast as he could go.

Contest I Am In!!!!!!!!!!
Hey everyone I am in this Sexy Fun BBW contest please comment on my pic and help me win. This is my first contest so I need some votes and yes I was having so much fun in the pic it was sunday afternoon and alot of people were going in and out of the resteraunt it was a really good time. Have a great day and enjoy your week. Thanks everyone for helping. Tiffany

Who Said??
Under the Lamp left standing under the lamp burning through my skull cant move nailed to the floor chained from the ceiling made to stand there under the lamp burning a hole feeling the blood drip down whats left of my hair over my face standing there unable to move laughing voices chains are pulled tighter more nails to hold me in place my last breath ~me~

Go Away
GO AWAY just leave me alone i don't want to talk to you GO the hell away i want to be left alone like you care anyway all you care about is yourself GO AWAY you have no respect for others just leave me alone i don't want to be bothered i want to be left alone to figure things out just go away leave me alone i don't want to be bothered by anyone by Melissa Dumler

Fate Sometimes Kicks You In The Face
My room mate and her boyfriend are suppose to get married Wedensday night.He found out today that he has bone cancer in his neck.Everyone is understandably upset by this news.The only thing I could tell her was not to fall apart now because no matter how scared she was he had to be 10 times more frightened.I told her to save her tears for later and to live her life with him for as long as she could and be happy.I know that would be hard for anyone to do,but there will come a time for tears and anger later.So the only thing I can do for them both is be here when they need me.

Alone In This Big World
i'm sitting here alone up in my room wondering what am i to do i'm all alone in this big world i have no friends who care for me i am all alone in the big world with nothing else to do i love this world i love this place i just wish these dreams would come true i want to be free to do what i want and be who i wanna be i want someone to care for me i'm sitting here alone up in my room wondering what am i? i just want to be free to be who i wanna and do what i want i just want to be free to live my life the way i want to i want someone to care for me and be my one true friend to be by my side i'm sitting here alone up in my room wondering what am i i just want to be free and be what i want to be noone seems to care for me and what i want to be in my life noone cares for me and i don't care anymore about them anymore i jsut want to live the way i want to i'm all alone in this big world by Melissa Dumler

Crazy Ppl
It seems that I attract crazy fuckin psycho, mental men who aparently didn't get enough attention as children or just like hurting ppl. I am writing this since the majority of my friends are men. Please give me some advice. For some reason, yes I am one of those woman who always blew off the good guys for the bad boys. I now wonder why, because now it seems to be all I attract. I get the ones who say all the right shit at the beginning...I mean everything I need to hear. Once they realize I care well then the mask comes off. I just can't understand....Please a little help here

First Sin Against The Vagina Population
This is going to be a series........ Comment on my blog, lazy ass! Women hate me! Yes, I’m fairly certain that women, unless they are either bisexual or lesbian, hate me. I’m not going to use that tired little cliché “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” because the truth is there are a million more women out there, more beautiful than I. So… why am I a threat? When I was young, I was rapidly immersed in a world of nasty sneers and comments, and the knowledge that I would never fit in with the other chicks. “Since I was young, I tasted sorrow on the tongue” (sorry Korn is playing and seemed appropriate). Though I had a vagina, this was apparently not the only criteria for belonging to the club. I had no desire to sit around and plan a fucking dream wedding complete with miles of tulle and white chocolate marzipan. Nor did I have any interest in writing poetry about puppies and rainbows. I didn’t believe in fairies. I didn’t live in that female hormone induced chimera of “h

Elizabet Bathory (1560 - 1614)
Elizabeth Bathory was born in Hungary in 1560, approximately a hundred years after Vlad the Impaler died. One of her ancestors Prince Steven Bathory, was even a commanding officer who helped Vlad Dracula In 1546, when he claim the throne in Wallachia back again. At the time Elizabeth was born, her parents George and Anna Bathory belonged to one of the oldest and wealthiest families in the country. Her cousin was the prime minister in Hungary, another relative was cardinal, and her uncle Stephan later became King of Poland. But the Bathory-family, beside the very rich and famous, also contained some very strange relatives. One uncle was known to be a devil-worshipper, and other members of the family were mental insane and perverted. In the spring 1575, at the age of 15, Elizabeth was married to Count Ferencz Nadasdy, who was 25. The Count added her surname to his, so Elizabeth could keep her family name Bathory. After the marriage they moved to Castle Csejthe a mountaintop fortres

Grrrrrrrrr!!!!
I dont even really know how to say what I am feeling anymore. Maybe "always fucking second best" is the best way to describe it? Hell I dont know. I am pretty much just ready to give up on everything but my children. I am fucking done not being not being good enough. Yeah, being told I am something special, but then I guess that just means I am speical enough to just be a FUCK TOY!BLAH!!! Alright enough of this shit...just read the lyrics to my profile song. You will get the fucking picture! Artist: Disturbed Song: Remember Album: Believe [" Believe " CD] Sensation washes over me I can't describe it Pain I felt so long ago I don't remember Tear a hole so I can see My devastation Feelings from so long ago I don't remember Holding on, to let them know What's given to me Given to me To hide behind The mask this time And try to believe Blind your eyes to what you see You can't embrace it Leave it well enough alone And don't remember Cut your pride and wat

Devil
you say the devil is why everything bad happens its not always the devils fault some things happen just cause they do the devil might not of had anything to do with it some things just happen the devil is not always to blame things can happen on their own it's not the devils fault by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 2 { The Canterville Ghost
The storm raged fiercely all that night, but nothing of particular note occurred. The next morning, however, when they came down to breakfast, they found the terrible stain of blood once again on the floor. "I don't think it can be the fault of the Paragon Detergent," said Washington, "for I have tried it with everything. It must be the ghost." He accordingly rubbed out the stain a second time, but the second morning it appeared again. The third morning also it was there, though the library had been locked up at night by Mr. Otis himself, and the key carried up-stairs. The whole family were now quite interested; Mr. Otis began to suspect that he had been too dogmatic in his denial of the existence of ghosts, Mrs. Otis expressed her intention of joining the Psychical Society, and Washington prepared a long letter to Messrs. Myers and Podmore on the subject of the Permanence of Sanguineous Stains when connected with Crime. That night all doubts about the objective existence

My Friends
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Lonely
sometimes you fell so alone you feel so lonely it's ok you can be lonely and you can still love you say you can't live your life this way you will find love you may feel lonely now than later you will find true love you can feel so lonely sometimes you can't help it sometimes being lonely is for the best lonely is not the only way to live by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 2 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 2. The Curse of the Baskervilles "I have in my pocket a manuscript," said Dr. James Mortimer. "I observed it as you entered the room," said Holmes. "It is an old manuscript." "Early eighteenth century, unless it is a forgery." "How can you say that, sir?" "You have presented an inch or two of it to my examination all the time that you have been talking. It would be a poor expert who could not give the date of a document within a decade or so. You may possibly have read my little monograph upon the subject. I put that at 1730." "The exact date is 1742." Dr. Mortimer drew it from his breast- pocket. "This family paper was committed to my care by Sir Charles Baskerville, whose sudden and tragic death some three months ago created so much excitement in Devonshire. I may say that I was his personal friend as well as his medical attendant. He was a strong-minded man, sir, shrewd, practical, and as unimaginative as I am myself. Yet he took this document very serio

Smile
you tell me i make you smile and i bring joy to you you tell me you love the way i make you happy you say i bring a smile to your face when i tell you how i feel you can make me smile even when i'm sad you make me happy i'm never in a bad mood when i'm with you you tell me that i can bring a smile to your face you make me smile even when i'm down you are my best friend i know we fight but then we forgive and forget by Melissa Dumler

Pain
whats with all this pain it hurts so much why did it happen i guess i'll never know why i'll just have to figure it out so i can get rid of some of this pain why do bad things happen to good people and cause all this pain why can't people tell me why i am in pain i guess i'll just have to live with this pain by Melissa Dumler

Dont Understand Men
this is one subject ill never get not gonna vent because omg then i would be a drama queen but i just have to say ill never understand guys and what and how they think...all the while they think women are the issue i think it def starts in the xy gene pool..........and you guys are all the same ive yet to find a unquie one that stood out among the rest!! your allllll the same ok dunzo haha have a fabo day/night whatever it might be for ya toodles

Chapter 9 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes had been leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed and his head sunk in a cushion, but he half opened his lids now and glanced across at his visitor. "Pray be precise as to details," said he. "It is easy for me to be so, for every event of that dreadful time is seared into my memory. The manor-house is, as I have already said, very old, and only one wing is now inhabited. The bedrooms in this wing are on the ground floor, the sitting-rooms being in the central block of the buildings. Of these bedrooms the first is Dr. Roylott's, the second my sister's, and the third my own. There is no communication between them, but they all open out into the same corridor. Do I make myself plain?" "Perfectly so." "The windows of the three rooms open out upon the lawn. That fatal night Dr. Roylott had gone to his room early, though we knew that he had not retired to rest, for my sister was troubled by the smell of the strong Indian cigars which it was his custom to smo

Shy
i'm shy so what if i don't want to talk to you i don't have to i'm shy so what if i might stay away from crowds that's my choice i'm shy so what if i don't listen to you so what you can't make me i'm shy it don't bother me i don't care if it bothers you it's my choice to be shy if i want to you can't make me chagne and i'm not going to not for you or anyone else i'm shy and that's my choice by Melissa Dumler

Master
Master I will trust to you, My heart, my soul, my form, I trust you to take care of them, And do no lasting harm, To use the many tools you have, And bend me to your will, Take me through pain to pleasure, With artistry and skill. Master I will yield to you, My body's yours to own, A plaything and an instrument - Sweet music of my moans. My skin is but a canvas, To paint with stripe and bruise, I give to you my fullest trust, And pray it's not abused. Master tie me now with ropes, And send me to sub-space, Away from harsh reality, To my private, inner place; I give to you my mind and form, And this of my free will, For you to cherish as your own, And do no harm nor ill.

"p.s. Momma"
"P.S. MOMMA" Hey Momma this is me, your little baby boy. I miss my G.I. Joe's and the rest of my toys. But I'm at camp right now with all the other boys. And I made a new friend and his name is Roy. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma.............here's you a smile. Hey momma this is me, and Roy say's to say hi. Two more weeks of basic and we'll both earn our stripes! Thanks for all of your letters they helped me to get by. And I'm sorry this is short, but they don't give us much time. So Momma I'm gone, but I'm not too far. Cuz I'm still with you in your prayers and the bottom of your heart. I know you miss me Momma, but I'll be home in a while. p.s. Momma...........here's you a smile. Hey Momma this is me, fro

Sesson 1, About Me.
Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear for I wear a mask, a thousand masks, masks that I'm afraid to take off, and none of them is me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled, for God's sake don't be fooled. I give you the impression that I'm secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as without, that confidence is my name and coolness my game, that the water's calm and I'm in command and that I need no one, but don't believe me. My surface may seem smooth but my surface is my mask, ever-varying and ever-concealing. Beneath lies no complacence. Beneath lies confusion, and fear, and aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know it. I panic at the thought of my weakness exposed. That's why I frantically create a mask to hide behind, a nonchalant sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is precisely my salvation, my only

The Closet Chubby Chaser!
The Closet Chubby Chaser! There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser. He watches as you enter the room. He pretends to be staring at your skinny friend but he is actually looking at you, Big Girl. He licks his lips while he stares at your thick legs, plump bottom and round face. He wants to talk to you, yet he will not. He is afraid of what his friends will think of him. What does he do? There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser. He watches you on the dance floor, shakin' what ya mama gave ya! He wants to grind you from behind. He wants to 'tap that ass!' He'll watch all you night, yet he won't come over. Why? There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser. He fantasizes about making love to you. He wants to suck your big breasts and feel your love handles. He wants to grab your big ass while you ride him, yet it will never happen 'cause he's too damn scared! Why you are so afraid, closet man

Heart
you say to follow your heart well my heart is crying out for help waht am i to do it hurts so much i don't know what to do all you say is follow your heart what does your heart say to you what do you want to do i want to listen but my mind keep wondering it wont listen to my heart i don't know what i am suppose to do what do i say can you help me figure out what my heart is telling me to do by Melissa dumler

Why Couples Don't Have Sex.... Omg Soo Funny!!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) You're laughing, aren't you?!?! 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) 7. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? (because if they all went, it would be Hell.) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...... Then you are just an old sour fart!

Scared
you t ell me you need me you tell me you can't live without me i told you i love you but i'm scared i'm scared of being hurt i've never loved someone before and i don't want my heart broke we care so much for each other and i don't want to lose that we are both scared of being alone you tell me everyday that you love me i'm scared it might stop and i'll be left alone with noone to ca re i live everyday like there is no tomorrow i'm scared it might stop you say i have nothing to be scared of then i feel alot better to know you will always care i feel alot better to know you will never leave me alone i know we love one another and that will never stop we will always love each other and then i'm not scared anymore you make me so happy to know you love me by Melissa Dumler

I Love You
My baby, I never thought I’ll this feeling ever again, Falling so deeply in love, Missing someone so much, Loving someone so much... I thought I’ve lost all those, My baby, Just want to be with you, Be loved by you and loving you, Growing old together, That is my only wish... I wish for my wish to come true, My baby, I LOVE YOU I do and I’ll always will, Not for the rest of your life but mine, And it's a promise...

Chapter 8 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
The Adventure of the Speckled Band On glancing over my notes of the seventy odd cases in which I have during the last eight years studied the methods of my friend Sherlock Holmes, I find many tragic, some comic, a large number merely strange, but none commonplace; for, working as he did rather for the love of his art than for the acquirement of wealth, he refused to associate himself with any investigation which did not tend towards the unusual, and even the fantastic. Of all these varied cases, however, I cannot recall any which presented more singular features than that which was associated with the well-known Surrey family of the Roylotts of Stoke Moran. The events in question occurred in the early days of my association with Holmes, when we were sharing rooms as bachelors in Baker Street. It is possible that I might have placed them upon record before, but a promise of secrecy was made at the time, from which I have only been freed during the last month by the untimely death of

Before I Was A Mom ! ! ! ! ! !
"? Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ? ? I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ? I never thought about immunizations. ? ? Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ? ? Pooped on. ? ? Chewed on. ? ? Peed on. ? ? I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ? ? I slept all night. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ? ? Or give shots. ? ? I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ? ? I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ? ? I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ? ? I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ? ? I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. ? ? I never knew that I could love someone so much. ? ? I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Why Does A Women Cry ....
WHY DOES A WOMEN CRY !! ! ! ! A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason." Was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he sent pray to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives u

My Soul Is Yours
There is but one person that has truly touched my soul. I know that things have been hard and not exactly the way we wanted it to be.. but know that I love you and adore you. You are the reason I get up and the reason I do not want to sleep. If I die today, I know that I have truly loved and been loved. I wish I could shout it to all.. but alas that would not do.. you know that i love you and i know you love me. Someday I will show you how very much. I will be at your side always. Watching over you and taking care of you. You are not meant to walk alone. I was sent here to walk with you for all eternity. I love you

People Who Rate Low!!!!
I AM REALLY TIRED OF CHILDREN COMMING TO MY PAGE AND RATING MY PICTURES A 2 OR A 1 I CAN SEE IF IT WAS A REALLY REALLY BAD PICTURE BUT MY DAMN DEFAULT PICTURE IS NO WHERE NEAR BAD.... I AM SIMPLY SAYING IF YOU CANT BE NICE TO ME THEN DONT COME TO MY DAMN PAGE...GOT IT!!!

Crystal Meth
I saw this on the bulletns so I copy'd it to my blog because I know first hand what crystal meth can do to a family because my husband of 2years more less died due to meth...he got a tooth infection and the poison ran thu hes body and being he had done so much meth hes body couldnt fight the infection...which ran to hes brain n he slipped into a coma and on Dec 21st of 2005 doctors told us he would neva wake up so we had to pull hes life support.Second cause of death was IV drug abuse..So ya reading this really hit home with me...and I really never share nothing bout my life but this one thing I thought I would share... Crystal Meth! I destroy homes, I tear families apart I take your children and that's just the start I am more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me remember, I'measily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live just d

War
why is the war taking away our family they take our brothers our sisters our fathers over to war than you pray you get to see them again you never know when they will be back or if they died war causes so much pain people sit down and pray it will end soon when will it all be over i hope it will be over soon before more good men and women die by Melissa Dumler

Get To Know Me
you may think that you know me but in reality you don't know a thing maybe if you got to know me you will see there is more to me than what you think just take the time yo get to know me for me and not what everyone else thinks you may come to find that i am a really kind and caring person but you can't see that through your eyes you just have to take the time to get to know me and see i ca re just know that i have feelings to you are not the only one in this world who does it hurts to know you can't trust me just take the time and get to know me for me.. By Melissa Dumler

To Clear Things Up
I don''t know why sometimes that peopel have the idea that everything that happens with you revolves around them..but I'm tired of bein gthe one to stay silent to save face. After the convetion here in Texas, I had a fan start me a group...and this is only the begining... Just as I had another fan suggest I start selling playing cards of myself. I'm always flattered when someone does this for me..Of course he needed help with the group because he doesnt know o fall my accomplishments and such so he handed all of the info over to me..but I had to then hand it over to my assistant..I figure I'll go there afew days a week and see what's going on. Somehow or another, a person that I used to work with, got it in THEIR heads that this was all for them..that my fan that came out to see me (well, one of them) decdied to conspire against her by starting me a fan group....Does this make sense to anyone...? If it does..please explain it to me!

Your Oblivion
I am the insignificant object Too worn and battered to earn your affection I am the excuse so overly exhausted The mark of contempt for those who surround you I am the diversion at your convenience To help you forget the dreaded anticipation of inevitable isolation I am nothing until you’re abandoned I am your oblivion

Lies
why do people lie to their loved ones why does all these lies cause so much pain why do people make up lies is it to hurt people or is it to protect them why wont someone tell me why they lie is it they don't want to admit that they lie why do people lie i know i lie its because i don't want people to know the truth why do you lie ? by Melissa Dumler

Children Or Should I Say Child
ok so i have a 5 yr old who is bipolar and he just got home last week from a hospital in saratoga. he takes meds and shit and they work for the most part the problem i am running into is he targets all his anger on the 3 year old sometimes hurting him real bad he recently clocked him in the nose and stood there laughing i am at the end of my rope and am unsure what i am going to do i cant be with them every sec. of the day. HELP ME

Drove To Kentucky For A Rock.
Seriously, what a damn waste! Drove all the way to Paducah just to get there, find a cool lookin rock on the ground and go in to the dentist's office only to be told "Sorry we are no longer accepting IDPA insurance. We stopped taking it last friday." WTF?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah, the next closest oral surgeon that accepts my insurance is in CHICAGO! GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMOTHERFUCKINGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Then we picked up a couple of hitchhikers and their cute hitchhiker dog named D.O.G. hehe *sigh* Get home to find that my dog tore up trash allllll over my living room AND shit in my floor! What's next

There
What you do, Does not define you What you love, Does not always love you back There to many factors to factor in There are to many Questions with no answers There are to many things that will go unspoken There is so much time that will go wasted What to do Where to go Questions We all look for things we cannot find, love that will never see us. Pain that will always be sharpened Fear that will always grow What to do I shall say Never give up what you cannot do without Never silence what needs to be said Raise your head when it is knocked down Speak what you know to be true Don't let this world forget you by Ray Bullock

A Day For Poetry.... I Guess.
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. -------------------------------------------------- NOTHING SPECIAL....JUST THINGS I FOUND INTERESTING THAT'S ALL. HOPE YOU LIKE THE LIL POEMS I FOUND. ~SINCERELY~ ~~UNSURE~~

Back To The Daily Grind
I start work tomorrow at the preschool. I'm excited, but also really nervous; I haven't really been told much about it. All I know is I'm a one-on-one aide, and that's it. Don't know the age, the disability, nothing. As if my first day isn't going to be nerve-racking enough. Most days I'll be starting at 8am, but tomorrow they want me to start at 7am. Crap. I'm not at all a morning person, plus the school is a 40 minute drive from my house. I'll probably just stay with my boyfriend tonight since he's a lot closer than I am. But anyway, yay I finally start working on a regular basis. It'll be good for my bank account, as I've been broke for months. Anyway, I'm bad at ending blogs, but I gotta go so it doesn't matter. Off to my grandma's house and hopefully not giving her my cold. Hope everyone's enjoying the nice spring weather!

Real American By Rick Derringer
This is recognized as the signature entrance theme song of Hulk Hogan. But to me, this song has a lot deeper pride behind it. I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, Fight for what's right, fight for your life! When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside, ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide, Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, Fight for what's right, fight for your life! I feel strong about right and wrong, And I don't take trouble for very long, I got somethin' deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, Fight for what's right, fight for your life! Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American,

Personality Disorders
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A Poem, I Found.....(heart Broken)
A poem I found today.... Nothing special... THERE WAS A MISTAKE IN THE LAST ONE...HERE IS THE CORRECT ONE... HEART BROKEN I STAND IN THE SHADOWS. HANDS TO MY SIDE, HEAD HUNG LOW. WITH THE WOUND ON MY HAND. A BLOOD STAIN ON THE SAND. I LOOK INTO THE SKY WAY UP HIGH. I SPROUT WINGS AND FLY AWAY, I AM AN ANGEL, I AM ONE TODAY.... ____________________________________________________ TODAY IS JUST A DAY... OF THOUGHTS, NOTHING SPECIAL. I'M LOST AND CONFUSED... I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, WHERE IT'S GOING... HOW I LOST IT... OR WHERE TO FIND IT... I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS EVER MINE TO LOSE TO BEGIN WITH...OR WHY I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.... OR WHERE TO BEGIN ANYMORE.... DOES IT MEAN A START OVER OR... AM I JUST MISUNDERSTANDING IT ALL? SINCERELY, ~LOST IN A STATE OF CONFUSION, DESTINED NEVER TO BE FOUND~

10 Interesting Facts!
1.Midgets and dwarfs almost always have normal sized children. 2.Eggplants aren`t vegtables they`re really fruits. 3.When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. 4.Only one book has been distributed in more copies then the Bible; The IKEA catalog. 5.Pringles light potato chips may not be labled either “Light” or “Potato Chips” per US FDA regulations. 6.It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the town in which it is produced! 7.You can start a fire with ice. 8.Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter! 9.The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning! 10.McDonald's salads contain up to 60% more fat than their burgers!

So Called Family
they say they are your family they say they are your friends than they say things about you tell people lies they say they are your family they say they are your friends than they do things that they know will hurt you they do thing to hurt your feelings they say they are your family they say they are your friends than they go behind your back telling everyone lies just to get them to hate you so called family they only want to hurt you they only want to cause you pain they don't want to see you happy they want to see the pain they have no feelings they say they are your family they say they are your friends if they really cared they would help you when your down they would care for you when you are ill or are not happy they say they are your family they say they are your friends they are no family of mine by Melissa Dumler

300-im Masterbating Already
just got back in from seeing the movie 300. I LOVE this movie. And no-it had nothing to with the Men running around half dressed with 6 packs or my lust for gore and violence....okay maybe it did. Just looking at those warriors running around, maiming and killing-I swear I couldn't get any wetter...Maybe thats why I like soldiers so much :) This movie was greaat even though apparently there was a little controversy regarding the way some of the tribes (Persians) were portrayed. Either way, the movie was hot to death-and what would we expect from the Man who bought us Sin City? (Jessica Alba in Chaps anyone?) Later people!

A Tornado Hit My Birth Home
A tornado hit my birth home. I was born in clovis new mexico it was a #5 tornado which is about as big as they can get.but i got off lucky the family that i stell have living there are ok and that is good for me. but we need to say a pray for the people that did get hurt our lost family there and my god be with them all....and if you did not read my frist blog this to let you know that i am mixed. with black/mexican/indina/white/and french/from Tony littlebear Sanchez

One Night Stands
i Use to be a fan of the one night stand. There were no emotions, you both knew what was going to happen after the sex, no I'll call you later, so I would wait for that call. Just pure lust, human needs being filled, I learned how to fuck like a man. I learned that you can have sex without commitment. I had a period of six months were I lived for these one night stands. The one man I always wanted one with I never had, until recently. I am so glad I had to wait almost 7 years to be under his power and control. I thought he would be another one night stand until I started talking to him, he would talk and hold up his end of the conversation. He almost lingers on my words. He listens with this content way of getting to know me again that it makes me want him even more. I try to remember everythign that he tells me. I try so hard to push all the useless information I have stored up in my brain to fit what he tells me. He calls me baby, and babe and it makes me feel alive. He

Finally Done
it's done thanks to everyone who supported me and was a driving force for me to complete my schooling , well it is done just found out a few minutes ago that I got my final grade from my school and I passed I am a high school graduate and not just a G.E.D. but i got my damn diploma

Back To Work
Just wanted to let you guys know that I just went back to work last week after quite a few years of being a stay at home mom. It's only part time but it's going to take me some time to balance everything out. Forgive me it if takes me longer then usual to return comments, rate your pics/stash and get to your blogs. Hope everyone has had a great start to their week!!

Kiss Me
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Kiss me out of the bearded barley Nightly, beside the green, green grass Swing, swing, swing the spinning step You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress. [Chorus:] Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight Lead me out on the moonlit floor Lift your open hand Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance Silver moon's sparkling So kiss me Kiss me down by the broken tree house Swing em upon its hanging tire Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Heavier Than A Nun's Cock.
Just a list of movies I need to watch again... ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST CITIZEN KANE ERASERHEAD LOST HIGHWAY (as soon as it arrives) BLUE VELVET A CLOCKWORK ORANGE 2001 DR. STRANGELOVE NIGHTMARE BEFORE XMAS IGBY GOES DOWN THE WALL TOMMY LIFE AS A HOUSE AMERICAN BEAUTY CRUEL INTENTIONS And I need to start writing some shit...... like hard core. I need to get back to my writing. Like a motherfucker. And photographing. Woot. And guitar... and yeah. Shit like that. I need to get the fuck off the 'puter and the fuck out of bed. And I need to quit fucking myself.... PS. I also need to quit fucking around and evolve already....... I need to quit doing what I'm doing, and start doing what I'm not doing. I need to get back to where I was two years ago. Somewhat stable, mentally, and fucking doGlike. scratch around the brim. i let my mind give in the crowd begins to grin but they seem to scream when darkness fills my eyes BUT most of all, I need to wri

Love
you buy me everything i like just because i like it it don't mean i want it are you trying to buy my love i love you i don't need these things just show me you love me let me know i can't stand all this waiting do you love me i love you but i can't take it i tell you i don't need it but you buy it anyway i hind from you i don't want it i just want your love i know you care i show you i love you but you don't show me you just keep buying me these things they don't show me love just tell me you love me let me know how you feel you don't let me in how will i ever know how you feel if you don't let me in will i ever know if you love me by Melissa Dumler

Just Me..pissed Off Worried... A Bit Unsane At The Moment
If this makes no sense just deal with it. I'm on the edge and one more push will see me fall... I don't know wich is worst-- the worrie or the anger...Or the fear i must admit is there. This all seems a nightmeare yet I cannot wake up. To make it short my wife to be is in the hospital. She's been admitted. Yeah more bleeding. Yeah the fact slaped us in the face that we just may lose this baby. Yes, I said we. I'm home only long enough to shower n change.I won't be leaveing her side after this.I just needed to make sure my housemates made it back so I didn't relie on CC to watch there kids for to long. They're home so I'm going back. And OMG! My anger grew!!The bitch cunt that is responsable for this whole thing had brass balls and showed up here.She was esquarted off the esstate by the body guards my one housemate has. To bad they didn't just allow the dobbi's to rip her apart.I know that sounds cold n crule. She deserves no mercy. And my rage is earned fully. The hate I feel I'

Tattoos And Piercing Hotties,,,contest Has Begun
THE HOTTEST TATTOO OR PIERCING ON CT CONTEST.HAS BEGUN TODAY ON MARCH 26TH OF MARCH AND IT WILL LAST TILL MONDAY 2ND OF APRIL.... This will be for both the people who like just rates and who like comment bombing as well!! For every rate you get it will equal 3 comments so that the people who do not have comment bombers can have a better chance to win. THE RULES WILL BE 1~ No down rating please. 2~ Self commenting is allowed 3~ comment bombing is allowed 4~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED 5~ Good sportsmanship are a must!! CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE AND VOTE. GOOD LUCK TO ALL GIFTS WILL BE DETERMENT ON NUMBER OF VOTES AND THE AMOUNT OF ENTRIES. YOU NEED 2000 COMMENTS AND MORE TO

42 Questions (want To Know All About U)lol Muahhs
42 questions 1. Your name plus "ness"? 2. Two feelings at the moment? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Done anything you regret so far this week? 5. Describe where you are right now? 6. The highlight of your week? 7. What are you craving to have right now? 8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? 9. What is your biggest fear? 10. Last movie you watched? 11.Gone running in the past 24 hours? 12. What is your heritage? 13. Are you thinking of someone right now? 14. Britney Spears is a whore. Agree or disagree? 15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer? 16.Have you changed much this year? 17. Say something about the person who posted this before you: 18. If you became retarded would you live, or die? 19. Hug or kiss? 20. Say one of your friends and an inside joke with them. 21. How many homes have you lived in? 22. What food did you eat last night? 23. Who was the last person to text me

Love Hate
you tell me that you love me you tell me that you hate me I used to think that you cared but you left me with all these feelings mixed up inside my head guess what I don't give a damn anymore I thought that you cared but I found out the hard way I was wrong I used to think that you loved me but I found out that you hated me I thought that you cared but I found out the hard way you don't give a shit you just up and left me with all these feelings mixed up in my head and I don't give a shit anymore I just don't give a damn by Melissa Dumler

'sorry I Saw Your Weiner'.
go figure. typical nay and dee bullshiznit. start from the bottom. the top part is the funniest. "I was soooo fucking embarrassed! Now the fucking police department has a pic of it. great. === 'Cupcake' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-26 14:16:05'.. > > HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! > oh my fucking gaw! > i think i just pissed myself, laughing. > thats the best shit ive ever read! > === 'Nay' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-26 14:14:09'.. it was only 30 bucks, but still...I'm a fucking broke ass, and that was my gas money. If asked, I will gladly press charges against his ass! The funny part was when the sheriff laid out everything in my wallet, and took pics, there was a note inside that said 'sorry, I saw your weiner' and 'is a banana really a fruit?' I don't remember putting that in my wallet lol. === 'Cupcake' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-26 14:11:16'.. > > he ATE your money? > thats fucking WEIIIR

Angels
angels are the most beautiful thing in the world angels tell you right from wrong angels fly so high they're there you just can't see them angels help you do what is right sometimes people don't listen to what the angels say they do things wrong angels are your friends by Melissa Dumler

Poem
Wet Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; my legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; to lie quietly in your arms like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe.... you can always make me wet.

Adam Chrismer
ADAM he was very shy until you got to know him then you couldnt shutup him for anything i met adam from one of my cousin's boyfriends i went to school with his 2 older brothers but never had anything to do with him until he came to my house one day then after that we started hanging out alot more he would come over almost everyday we would listen to the radio or dance together most of the fun was we use to sit and make fun of my sister , his family didnt have alot of money so he would come to my house for dinner and he would pay us back by cutting the grass for us i still remember his smile he had he always look like he was up to something and most of the time he was lol you could always tell he was ready to say something or if he was lying i remeber him always trying to get my sister to buy him a pack of Cigs all the time just remember this is a 11 yr old boy lol But she never did i was 15 at the time i loved hanging out with him but then again he was always to young

Back Off
you need to just back off i'm not going to dress the way you dress back off i'm not going to listen to a word you have to say i'm my own person I don't want to be like you I just want to be me back off I don't want to listen and i'm not going to you can't tell me what to do back off you can't tell me how to act i'm not a puppet i'm me back off you can't change me just leave me alone just back the fuck off by Melissa Dumler

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Be Strong Honey, I Love You Too!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck " if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you . Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you ." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too !!"

If I Was To Die
If I was to die would you even care would you cry if I was to die what would you say about it would you miss me if I was to die would you forgive me for the things I have done if I was to die would you still love my family would you still love me if I was to die would you miss me would you say things if I was to die would you love the things I have done would you forgive me for the things I didn't do right if I was to die would you love the choices I have made or would you hate me for them if I was to die would you cry would you even care that I was gone when I die what will you do? by Melissa Dumler

Van For Sale
Hello all I am selling a car for a 77 year old lady who needs money to help pay her medical bills. She just had open heart surgery this year and now she is doing real good. Now for her car she asked me to sell for her: It is a 1994 chevy mini van with a little over 200,000 miles on it the mortor runs good and the transmission has just been rebuilt on it. she is asking 850 dollars for it. But please only United States and Canada repond please no over sea people please. Buyer picks it up she will not ship it no where sorry people.

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Its A Hard Knock Life
Today is pretty quiet. Trying to clean up the house before my case worker comes on Thursday. OKay here's how the story goes. My husband and I have been married for 1 year. We have been blessed with a beautiful daughter who's now around 5 months. I admit that I have been depressed since giving birth and haven't had much gall to clean up. It was kinda obvious that a depressed person lived in our apartment. I signed up with a company called Birth to 3. It is a buisness that has volunteer people come to your home to talk about things and help you with information on raising children. She told me that if the apartment isn't clean by the time she returned, that she'll call DHS (Department of Human Services). This made me extremely depressed and made my husband pissed as hell. I like having an outlet to deal with things but not if they're manipulative. Oh well. I guess I'll see how things go on Thursday.

Clouds
clouds make up alot of things look out for what you can see clouds can be beautiful clouds can be scary when they bring storms but after the storm passes the sky is beautiful with all the different clouds can make so many different things by Melissa Dumler

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Animal. . . A Song That Describes My Life So Well. . .lol
I, I'm driving black on black Just got my license back I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run Your mom don't know that you were missing She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing Screamin' [CHORUS] No, we're never gonna quit Ain't nothing wrong with it Just acting like we're animals No, no matter where we go 'Cause everybody knows We're just a couple of animals So come on baby, get in Get in, just get in Check out the trouble we're in You're beside me on the seat Got your hand between my knees And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears By n

All Ladie's Welcome =)
Ok ladies i will be holding a BTW (beautifully Thick Woman)of CT contest . Sexy Pic's are incouraged , but no nudity pls . First place will be a 3 day Blast provided by Yours truly finisher1269. All contestants will recieve at the end of the contest a dozen roses just for entering . all woman are welcome , thick or not . Entering is simple , send a link to the pic of yourself that you would like to eneter , i will come rip it and add it to the contest , contest will start April 1st at 7pm CST and run till April 15th at 7pm CST . So send me a link and gather your friends , comment bombing is encouraged even if u have to do it yourself =) Thank you for your time *MUAH* STILL SPOTS OPEN enter before April 1st at 7pm =)

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You Know You're A Redneck....
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

Moon
the moon is so bright some say you can see the man in the moon when its full you can see the man in the moon smiling down at you the moon shines down at you the moon can bring a smile to your face the moonlight makes you glow the moon is so bright its your light in the dark it brings a smile to your face by Melissa Dumler

Boooo Being Bored....
DOn't mind me, I drank 4 cups of coffee today, 1 of which was an espresso. I am wired! I have lost 6 lbs. in a week! Go me!!! I can't wait till its all gone and I'm back to normal. I was eating like a damned cow there for a while. But I have kicked the cows ass, and eating properly nowadays... Damn am I bored... 1/2 hour till I go home... tic toc tic toc... Another monday without Heroes... BOOO NBC... Ummm, got a busy week ahead... Stinken weddings! For some reason, my family insists and making me walk with the most irritating person they know. I'm starting to get a complex over it... Umm... My dad is in town. I was way worried about that, but he has been pleasant so far. Sigh... Oh well, I'm bored and rambling... Bye everyone! ~Tasha

An Explanation
SOMEOF YOU MIGHT HAVEWONDERED HOW I CAN BE SO SWEET AND SENSATIVE. Yes i believe there is a reason. I was hit y a car, and when i landed i landed on my head so I broke my neck. I had a near death experiance so i got the oppertunity to go to Heaven. God did talk to me and he told me its not my time i have to go back, i really didnt want to but he said I wasnt done. So he sent me back and ive been sweet and sensative ever since so i believe that i was given a blessing. Also because so many of my friends are woman i believe that thats a blessing to. Cause without u i dont think i would be able to be so calm. So i consider it a blessing that i can express myself so well. I also would like to thank all of you you help me out so much even though u dont know it, just talkin to u guys helps calm me down sometimes

Special Mocha Cupcakes
INGREDIENTS * 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 cup sugar * 1/3 cup baking cocoa * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup cold brewed coffee * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 3 teaspoons cider vinegar * 3 teaspoons vanilla extract * MOCHA FROSTING: * 3 tablespoons milk chocolate chips * 3 tablespoons semisweet chocolate chips * 1/3 cup butter, softened * 2 cups confectioners' sugar * 1 to 2 tablespoons brewed coffee * 1/2 cup chocolate sprinkles SERVINGS 12 CATEGORY Dessert METHOD Baked PREP 25 min. COOK 20 min. TOTAL 45 min. DIRECTIONS In a small mixing bowl, combine the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt. In a small bowl, whisk the eggs, coffee, oil, vinegar and vanilla. Add to dry ingredients; mix well. Fill paper-lined muffin cups three-fourths full. Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool

Your Face
I saw you in a crowded room I saw your face I don't know your name I could tell I liked you but everytime I look I can't find you I miss seeing your face you have such a lovely smile I want to see that smile again I'm beginning to believe I may never see your face again I sit around wondering will I ever see you I don't want to lose hope I know one day we will meet I can't wait for that day to come I can see your face in my dreams I love your smile your eyes in your eyes I can see hope for me I love your face I hope one day I can put a name with that face I saw your face I went to you I told you I love you your face by Melissa Dumler

New Pics!
If you haven't already discovered them, I posted a number of new photos. They're all the result of a photo shoot with my friend MikeNinja. (If you're interested in more photos of beautiful women, check out Mike's page. Also check out my friend CinDee's page, because he photographed her a couple weeks ago. The resulting photos are great!) Please, please, if you are not in my family, do not ask to be in my family. The family-only photos are family-only for a reason. And my family slots are basically full up. In other words, begging, pleading, or demanding to be in my family will only piss me off. Thanks to those who've shown me soooo much love over the past couple days so that I could level and post more photos. That includes jerjerjer, panthers84, Ace is Kinky, crazy bitch, mikeninja, blackhrses, Visions of Forever, Just Bill, buck_satan, Lee, boo, Brodie, and especially Kenneth, who seemingly rated everything possible on my page, including my entire stash and all of my ph

My Vampire Experience #2
My Vampire Experience #2 After I made my prey cum all over my hand….my teeth plunged deep into her flesh again wanting to taste her sweet nectur. The sweetness of the wine that flowed from her body made me have an intoxicated affect throughout my body. I released her flesh from my mouth as my tongue licked over all the bites again wanting more of her sweet blood. I then whispered in her ear, “ I want you to suck my cock”….she turned around and took my hard throbbing cock into her mouth. She sucked and licked with a hunger I never have seen my my prey before. She would suck in the head and go all the down my hard cock gagging on it. She was like a wild animal. She started to suck it slow but her mouth kept moving faster and faster…..she was gagging more on it. I could feel it growing inside her mouth. Her mouth was so warm and wet. Her left hand squeezed the base of my cock as she went up and own on it with her mouth. I was clawing at her back…..digging my nails deep into back and r

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Reality
************ Self Represented***************** By The Poet Magic Mike C-Towns Finest It was a hot and sunny day, I felt all the super heated breezes blowing my way.. So I decided to hit store for a little cooling off, But when I opened the door you wont believe what I saw.. The woman that stood before me, was as sexy as any woman can be.. Her skin was that of a color hard to describe, and her eyes drew me in deep inside.. As I asked her name and who was she with, she just smiled and said I've seen you and know where you live.. we exchanged a few words more or less, but I was caught up in those sexy breast.. her lips were full and soft and wet, and alas her name was? hell I forget.. she said let's get out of here, and I said after you just so I could watch that rear.. she had ad ass that tigh,round and fat, and I just had to get next to that..we got to my spot about seven or eight, adn I already knew that this night was going to be great.. she wore a shirt with some brand printed

Comforting Potato Casserole
INGREDIENTS * 2 cans (10-3/4 ounces each) condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted * 2 cups (16 ounces) sour cream * 2 cups (8 ounces) shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese * 5 green onions, sliced * 1 package (32 ounces) frozen Southern-style hash brown potatoes, thawed SERVINGS 10-12 CATEGORY Side Dish METHOD Baked PREP 10 min. COOK 90 min. TOTAL 100 min. DIRECTIONS In a large bowl, combine the soup, sour cream, cheese and onions; stir in potatoes until coated. Transfer to a greased 2-1/2-qt. baking dish. Bake, uncovered, at 350° for 1-1/2 hours or until potatoes are tender. Yield: 10-12 servings.

New Pics + Stuff
Put some new pics up in 'Dirt Related' album. Anyway, I'm sitting in my car, on the internet. It sucks but I dont feel like going in my house because of the shit that went down this morning. Why does life have to be so shitty right now? Argh.

Great Truths!
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibe

Beef Brisket With Mop Sauce
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup water * 1/4 cup cider vinegar * 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce * 1/4 cup ketchup * 1/4 cup dark corn syrup * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons prepared mustard * 1 fresh beef brisket (3 pounds) SERVINGS 10-12 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Baked PREP 20 min. COOK 120 min. TOTAL 140 min. DIRECTIONS In a large saucepan, combine the first seven ingredients. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat; simmer for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from the heat. Place the brisket in a shallow roasting pan; pour sauce over the top. Cover and bake at 350° for 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until meat is tender. Let stand for 5 minutes. Thinly slice meat across the grain. Yield: 10-12 servings. Editor's Note: This is a fresh beef brisket, not corned beef. The meat comes from the first cut of the brisket.

I Write Sins Not Tragedies
I Write Sins Not Tragedies Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words. "What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hope. Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast so, pour the champagne, Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne. I chimed in with a "Haven'

Open My Eyes
Open My Eye I wonder is it all a Dream If I open my eyes will it be the way it was everyone happy again like it used to be If I open my eyes will I ever be happy again I remember the laughs we had but I closed my eyes I hope it will be good only to find sadness will I ever be happy will I always be sad I wonder is it all a dream if I open my eyes will it be normal again what happened to the love all that is left is pain if I open my eyes will it be normal if I could open my eyes maybe things will be better but I can't open my eyes I feel all this pain I want it to go away but it doesn't it stays if only I could open my eyes maybe things will be normal but my eyes wont open they stay shut all I feel is pain noone can help me I just need to open my eyes were is the love there is only pain if only I could open my eyes by Lissa Dumler This poem is being published i'm so proud of her

May You Live In Perilous Times
A popular Chinese curse, in that language's indirect way, goes "May you live in interesting times." Translated into English, interesting is another way of saying unexpected; we have no idea what exactly will happen, but we know what will characterize those times -- something unlike what we've known before. In this last letter the apostle Paul wrote to Timothy, the young man who joined him at Lystra and was when he read the letter serving as bishop of the church at Ephesus, he offers encouragement and guidance for Timothy to remain a Christian leader and Christian proper (you can't be one without the other) even when the world around him seems to be getting selective regarding both the words of God and in regard to each other. Today's SOCS Bible study, set in 2 Timothy 3, sounds familiar even to those of us not in the church. "This know also, that in the last days [just before Jesus returns to Earth, foretold in Acts 1 and 1 Thessalonians 4] perilous times shall come." Verse one soun

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Nipples, Lack Of Underwear And Shaved Poon...
So this weekend my sisters and I were discussing nipples, areola issues, areola attacks, crossed eyed nipples, nipples that are googly, and nipples that are just erect. *cough* So anyway as with everything else, what a coincidence... no one is wearing underwear today, and at last check I need a touch up down south. That is all.

Lol
I have a big head, and little arms! LMAO... Its a new kiddy movie coming out. I love the T-Rex... He is so cute! I hope he is as adorable as the previews make him out to be... I watch everything on the DVR, since I hate commercials. I rewound that preview 100 times just to watch him say that... LOL ~Tasha Sooooo extremly bores, someone shoot me please... Perty pwease?

Another Completely Ridiculous Statement
Apparently im in some kind of sick ridiculous mood right now so sit tight it will pass soon. Bigfoot critics say bigfoot has been spotted since the 1800's and cant possibly exist because nobody could ever live that long...my response..Dick Clark has. That guy is what? 400 years old? whew ok its passed so sorry

U Guys
u guys have my back and u tell me whats good cause im an innocent girl messin with boys from the hood u guys tell me ur problems and u listen to mine u talk me thru the situations when the new boy crosses the line u guys act like my bests when hes not around but once his face shows u kick me to the ground he was ur homie first, that i understand but before he was ur homie he was my man u guys act like he doesnt know that we kick it all the time apparently that nite bein my friend was a crime there was more tension between you guys and me everything was cool with us, u guys just didnt open ur eyes to see i tried to get u guys to listen and look me in the eye understand what i was saying and why i was about to cry just be happy that they caught me crying and sitting all alone cause what i coulda done that nite...well u already know dont be like the bitches yall love to hate and put up a front and be actin all fake hes the one who told me to call on u g

My Promise
I promise to be a nice person and talk to anyone who wants to talk to me. Looks don't matter to me I judge by the way people talk to me and the way they treat me when they talk to me. I'm a nice person and all I ask is people to be nice back.

Ufo's
You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see one of these aliens kidnap Bill Gates instead of continually going after the guys with three teeth who drink turpentine while watching Dukes of Hazard re-runs on their Magic picture boxes

Ink Contest.... Spoiled Brat
THIS IS FOR THE INK CONTEST. SPOILED BRAT IS A VERY SWEET AND FUNNY AS HELL FRIEND AND SHE LOVES TO BOMB PEOPLE SO GO COMMENT BOMB HER AND SHE WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVIN YOU CAN STAND.... THANKS JEFF

Trip To The Beach
We decided to take a walk to the beach.........the moon lit the night sky as we made our way toward the water walking hand in hand......the gentle breeze brushed our faces, the waves were crashing onto the shore. What a perfect night for a walk to the beach. We strolled down the sand looking for a perfect spot to just sit and enjoy each other's company. I felt the tug of my hand, you directing me over to a spot where a few big rocks were on the shore. You spread out the blanket and sat down and I planted myself comfortably between your legs......my back pressed into your chest. Your arms quickly swung around me to pull me closer to you. We sat in silence for a while just listening to the waves crash in front of us. I loved these moments of silence we share, nothing needs to be said.....even in silence we both know what the other is thinking. I felt your hand make it's way under my tank......first gently brushing my nipple through my bra......as I sunk a little further into your chest

100 %
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Kn

Anna
I was thinking i should share this story,Which Is true... On August 15th 2002, the evening After my daughter was born Sometime during the night there was this nurse come to check on me and see that i wasnt in any pain. She and i started talking,she asked How everyone on my Mom's Side Of the family was, and Named Off Almost All Of them,including Gram. Then I asked Her How she knew everyone she told me " I was John's (Grandfather) Nurse" and she Told Me Her Name was Anna. The Next Morning,I asked If Anna Was Still around and the nurse that was In the room said there was no one by that name in Maturnity, i even gave her discription and no one Knew her! Zangy Comment Graphics

Am I Mexican?
So some of you know that I was adopted and that my heritage is allegedly Scottish Irish and Native american...now Im a little skeptical I think my parents had to be mexican because every day at 2pm I get the sudden urge to leave work, go home, and take a nap.

My Promise
My promise is to my youngest son, though he is not old enough to read this. I feel I must put it somewhere that I can look at it, be reminded of it and draw strength from it. I promise you lil man that I will not stand by and just allow you to be hurt more than you already have. I promise not to ever belittle the people you love, just to try and prove Im something more than what I am. I promise that no matter what you and your brother will always be my number 1 priority. I promise that you will always feel loved and happy that you will have all of the care you need and deserve. I promise not to use you as a pawn in my own personal little vendettas. I brought you into this world because I believed that you would have a wonderful life. Im sorry that the people in your life can only fight and argue. You deserve more than that. Dont worry lil guy, Mommy is not going to give up, or give in.

Being A Mother
BEING A MOTHER After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news."I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you, "I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date.

Mailing List Changing A Light Bulb
How many mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb. 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are rele

What The Meaning Of My True Love Is!!
What the meaning of love is to me, and what I want outta it!! Ya know sometimes people have a different picture of what they want or think love is, and I am one of em, true love isn't something you work on like alot of people say.... true love is something that just happens and is very effortless!! So why do people think that for your true love to happen, they will fall into your lap, and then you have to work on it, and arguments and fights are normal, yes they are normal, in a way........but true love you would be able to sit down together and talk about the problems you are having with an effortless way of doing it...... So here it goes this is what I want and why it is so hard to find what I call and want true love to be in my life!! True love is a very passionate love, doesn't matter if you have 3 children and she has 3 children, or you have none..... True love is when I want to race home from work everyday of my life to get to her, not wanting to work any overtime whats

Sexy New Update
Well, I hope everyon ehad a weekend as good as mine! Weather was nice and I got a few outside photo shoots done! I just put up my newest update at, www.southern-charms3.com/ciara It features me a baby blue see through number and one of my favorite toys!!! Do you want to see how deep I can go? You will have to check it out! I also updated with a new video. Just me and my toy! Very hot indeed! Let me know what you think by leaving a comment here, or just emailing me at ciarassoutherncharms@hotmail.com Hope to hear from you soon, Ciara

Ppl Not Talkin
i hate it when u try 2 talk 2 ppl and they dont talk back if u r not on the comp set it 2 say some thing so ppl know u r not there but it just pisses me off when u try 2 talk 2 mother fuckers and they dont talk back

Airline Slogans
A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, Finnair!"

It's Official
Well, after almost 4 years of being out of New York State, it's official. I am now a Florida resident and my car is finally registered in the state of Florida. Last weeks I transferred my license over and I really did not want to part with my NY license because the picture was amazing, but they had to take it away from me. And now this pic sucks and I hate it. This morning I transferred my car over and now i don't have a plate on the front of the car which just seems really weird but hey, now i am going to go and get some sort of designed plate for the front of the car. So anyways, I am no longer a New York State resident and the only thing that I still have that connects me there is my cell number and that is primarily for my sister to get a hold of me even though that does not happen very often. I have more to say about a whole lot of stuff but I just don't feel like typing right now so I will talk to you all later.

Inconveniant Truth?
Who is who? LOOK OVER THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FOLLOWING TWO HOUSES AND SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH BELONGS TO AN ENVIRONMENTALIST. HOUSE # 1: A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern "snow belt," either. It's in the South. HOUSE # 2: Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incor- porates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prair

Elastic
Throughout time I have been known to bounce back from many things. Some of you know the stories, some of you know the truths of the occurances and how it is I can stand here now. But maybe thats all. Maybe they are just stories to those who seem to pass through my life. Recognizing that I am more real and of woman content then can possibly be explained and accounted for. I can be compared to a rubber band. Stretch me out and take from it what is your worth. Catapolt urself using me to where ever it is you need to go. But in the end I am still just an elastic band sitting on the table..... But like all great fun things, they can be worn out. A rubber band can loose its elasticity. And each time it is stretched the fibers become weaker. Eventually it will snap and be replaced with a new one. And it becomes harder and harder to bounce back, only because each pull becomes more and more intense. However.....although breaking and loosed the same courage to keep bouncing back. I a

Psychological Test
This is a genuine psychological test: It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that, she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then... A few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down. Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

Tennessee Ten Commandments
Maybe this is the way to teach the 10 Commandments today! Maybe then people would "get it" and it wouldn't be construed as 'religious ed'. Tennessee Ten Commandments Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.) (1) Just one God (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Put nothin' before God (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (7) No killin' (8) Watch yer mouth (9) Don't take what ain't yers (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

Sexy , Playful, Bbw Contest Now Open
Hello everyone the Sexy BBW Contest has started, sorry it has been delayed i have been sick. the pics are below pls come show them lots of love . find your friend and bomb them or pick your fav and bomb them comment bombing allowed self comment bombing allowed no bashing others the prizes will determine on the amount of participation and comments.. pls promote yourself so all your friends will come help you win

No M O R E!
I can't deal with the constant liquor intake. i'm getting too old for this shit. *checks concert schedule* No no wait.... Fuck. Halifax. Oh well there goes that plan. I'll quit next week.... *Checks concert schedule* Forget it. I'm gonna be drunk all year. Great. Come party with us!

Wouldn't Mind Getting This...
Near my workplace is an old building for sale:It used to be a funeral home.It'd be a great building for a Satanic church. tag: funeral home, commercial property, satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

Grown Up Already?
Man, oh man, I just cannot believe that in a couple of months my oldest daughter will be 18 and graduated from high school! I look at pictures of her and she already looks like a woman, very beautiful as well inside and out. I remember all those times when she and I did things together. I wonder if she will have time for me when she is out of the house. She wants her freedom and I understand. We love to be around each other and love to do things together. I know it is hard to have it both ways for her though. I dont want to be her dictator once she graduates but at the same time I dont want to be non-existant to her as well...... Man, I will miss her allot...I am a mama who is in her kids lives in the respect that I love them and want to be around them. She is the type of daughter who likes for me to go shopping with her, out to eat with her. She will even give me a kiss on the cheek or a hug, no matter who is around. She tells me she loves me all the time. She is not

It's Wax! I Swear!!!
Yesterday I was bored. Therefore, I made an art project using some keyboard keys, a monitor, and some white wax:I call it "Conversation Masturbation."tag: art, computers, crafts, fun-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

Flowers From My Boyfriend
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers. The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?" The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase? "

Todays
THE BASICS:Name:LorettaNickname:many basically Lori LeeDOB:May 21, wanna know the year??? ask me, lolE-Mail:ldylorilei@aol.comTown You Live In:LaurelOccupation:Im FreeRIGHT NOW:What Are You Wearing:hehehehe, my robeWhat Are You Drinking:diet cokeWhat Are You Doing:um, typingAre You Bored:not really, chattin with friends n stuffWhat Are You Thinking About:trying not too, which is why I'm here Are You In A Relationship:yeahAre you In Love:yeah, pissed as hell at him right now thoughFRIENDS:Who Are your Two Closest Friends:cheryl and melissaHow Long Have you Known Them:26 years/19 yearsDo You Trust Them:cherly hell yeah!! - melissa - well mostlyLIFE:Who Do You Hate:only one person in the whole worldDoes Anyone Hate You:my god, I really hope notWho Means The Most To You In The World:my family and friendsDo You Drink:more then I shouldDo You Do Drugs:not anymoreFAVS:Food:steak and potatoesDrink:diet whateverAlcoholic Drink:right now??? jager, heheheheClothing Brand:um, whatever is on saleS

Silly Wishlist
Just sorting out things I want based on how useful they really are...figureing out how much they cost...so I can then decide what I can actually afford here soon... I have too many junk blogs on myspace so I'm sticking it here so I don't have to hear the complaints haha... scanner - how much do those cost? Oh well I need one for my artwork...badly...heh... Computer - I know...expensive...needs to be done...but will leave me flat broke...*sigh* this one is only good for web surfing and threatens to overheat every 5 min lol...fans are working...so I dunno...but I need a new/good computer and if I ever get around to building it I am gonna bash this one to bits... hairfix- my hair is driving me crazy to the point I am going to shave it and ruin my dream of growing it down to my bum (like i always do)...so I need to invest in screwing up the color instead haha...this may range from 30 - 50 bucks though...bleh... fetish heels- I've been drooling over these shoes for the longest

Tattoo's
I am huge fan of tattoo's. I have a lower back tattoo of a butterfly..will post it soon. My nature is that exactly. I live freely, and put no boundaries in my life...except for my relationship of course. Your heart should be free, your mind clear..and your love endless.

The Nature Of Papalabbas
I DO OT EXIST I AM A VOICE IN THE MIST SWIRLING IN THE MIDST OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUSNESS MY WORDS FALL ON DEAF EARS BUT SATURATE THE BRAIN UNTIL FEEDING OFF ME IS AN ADDICTION HUNGRY FOR MY PAIN HEREIN LIES THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION NEVER POSED YOU ASK PERMISSION TO INDWELL BUT ALL THE DOORS ARE CLOSED YOU SHALL NOT TREAD UPON MY HEART OR FEED UPON MY FEARS ATTACK AS YOU WILL I AM IMMUNE YOU SHALL NOT SEE ANY TEARS NOTHING AND NO ONE EVER AGAIN DERANGED SHEEP TWISTING IN THE WIND AS A MOTHERS CRIES ENTER MY SPACE SORROW FOR HER UNTIMELY DISGRACE THOU ART FALLEN,INEQUITY HAS BEEN FOUND

A Woman's Best Part
Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young lady and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on underneath. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..." He goes with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrassed Duane stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!" She's astounded, "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, an

Real Cowboy
Picture an old, musty saloon in Southwest Texas filled with ole West and cattle raisin' memorabilia. At the bar an old rough and ready cowhand with a dirty Stetson and well-worn boots and faded Levi's, sits with a glass and a half empty bottle of "Red Eye". A beautiful young thing comes in and sits right beside him. She looks him over and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?" He looks back at her and says, "I get up at the crack of dawn, saddle an old horse, round up long horns, corral doggies, rope and brand calves, eat dust from moving herds, live on half-baked beans and bad coffee 365 days a year. Yeah, I'm a real cowboy. Are you a real model?" "No," she says. "I'm a lesbian. I wake up in the morning thinking how empty my bed looks without a sweet young, naked girlish body lying next to me, I bathe wishing there was a young nubile body in there with me that I could rub with soap, I go to breakfast thinking of pert little boobs and nice flat tummies that I would love to massage, I spe

Weatherman's Disappointing Performance
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any...? There was this female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!

My Love For U
By: Allen (our bodyguard :) Feelings that once were hidden Are now expressed to you. Days that once were stormy Are now the brightest blue. Times that once were lonely Are now filled with pleasure. All that once was mine alone Are now things we both treasure. Nights that once were cold Are now comforting and warm. Fears that once were very real Are now gone with the storm. A heart that once was broken Can now finally mend. A person once alone in life Can now call you a friend. Dreams that once were longed for Are now all coming true. The love I once thought was gone I have now and forever in you I Love You Jamie

Working On Profile
Hey There...I just wanted you all to know I am working on my profile still. I have many more things I am going to add, looking for a host right now, I have an awesome 3m Speed Racer (remix) I want you all to hear when you visit. {Giggles} I am so proud of it. This stuff is time consuming + I can't get my yard mowed {which I should be doing right now} however; I'm here playing...Oh-h and I have a sink of dishes too. {Giggles} I am a Wonder Woman FAN & collector, I also have a secret signature. I hope to make you laugh or at least smile. All my pictures tell a story, it may be vague but once you get to know me, you will know exactly what I am keystroking about. {Giggles} 1 April is my 15 year Wedding Anniversary! I have met some really FUN & swell people here at CherryTap!~ Ten of my online friends,I have known over a year. They truly know me. "I Love You Guys!" Ha Ha Ha I really enjoy leaving picture comments on my friends, family & fans profile. {Giggles} I want more

Im Not Rich Bitch Lol
o man.. what a damn mon.. first it started off. with me diving in the freak outside trash can. to get the over of my phone.. and then the damn mailman had to bring me more freaking bills.. awww. im so tempin to write on the bills.. im not rich bitch... and send them back... damn what do they think.. i can pull money out my ass.. will that is my venting lol

To My Friends
FOR MY FRIENDS www.hostdrjack.com I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY FRIENDS,THE OLD ONES AND MY NEW ONES..I WASN'T QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO..BUT I DO HOPE THAT YA'LL WILL LIKE THIS..THE PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON HERE HAVE BEEN GREAT..SOME MORE THAN OTHERS..I HAVE ONLY MET A FEW THAT HAVE JUST BEEN COMPLETE JACKASSES..BUT THE ONES THAT I HAVE PUT IN THIS SLIDE SHOW,HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST..THEY LISTEN TO ME BITCH,GIVE ME ADVICE WHEN I NEED IT,OR JUST SAY HI HOW ARE YOU..SOME ARE A LITTLE CLOSER THAN OTHERS,BUT ALL OF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART AND ALWAYS WILL..ITS A PRIVILEDGE TO CALL ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS THOUGH.. SO THIS IS A THANK YOU FROM ME TO YOU!! GOD BLESS YOU ALL!! LOVE, TEXAS GIRL

Warning!!!!
I don’t usually send out these warnings but this one could be serious.!!! IMPORTANT If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer . It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM pin number, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98/2000/xp or vista environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your ha

White Lace Gloves And Lace Pantyhose
Hey ya'll! Hope everyone had a great weekend! I know I did. I got a package from a member. He sent me a pair of white lace shoulder legnth gloves and a pair of white lace pantyhose! They are so damn sexy! I had to put them on right away! I can't even begin to tell you how good they felt. I was wet immediately! Anyway, about halfway through the photo shoot, I had to stuff my kitty with my gloved fingers!!! If you want to check it out, go to, www.southern-charms3.com/celeste I even update with a new video of me and one of my girlfriends! It's just us getting hot an dnasty with each and a BIG toy! Check it out at, http://videos.southern-charms.com/frontend.php?sc_volume=3&model=celeste Let me know what you think. Leave me a message here or at, celestessoutherncharms@hotmail.com Hope to hear from you soon. Licks and Slurps, Celeste

If Women Ruled The World
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. Men would get reputations for "sleeping around". "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks". Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. Men would have to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of

Have You Ever Tried To Put Things All In One Place???
I have been working on my "iWIM" site where I have been trying to put what I have had on my head for many, many years all into one place. For example, I have created a section on the right hand side with my blogs and videos that I have created under a category of "CREATIVE WRITING SITES". There are also some blogs that I have created that relate to local newspaper and newstation online sites under "NEWS MEDIA BLOG SITES". I have also put like things together such as SHOPPING SITES I frequently go to, as well as SPIRITUAL GROWTH sites that I frequently reference. I look at the list and I am baffled on how many sites' URLS I have been attempting to keep up with in my head all of these years. The thing is, though, this is only the tip of the iceberg. As I am going through this "iWIM" site, I am reminded of other sites as well. My goodness!! I know that I am going to appreciate the efforts when it is all done. In the meantime, I maintain my patience and take breaks often to

It's Been Awhile Since....
~Gotten myself drunk. ~Sang some karaoke (LoL) ~Been to a bar ~Been to a BBQ ~Stayed at a friends till the sun came up. And even passed that. ~Been to a house party ~Played a drinking game (even though I lose, lol) ~Been to a local concert ~Been to a drunken Birthday bash ~Spilled my beer and made Umpa do the push up's (LOL) ~Danced with the other sexy metal fem's. ~Gotten hugs from everyone that would show up to an event ~Played pranks on the first person to pass out ~Been at a party that was shut down by the cops ~Seen a fight ~Been to a band practice ~Taken pictures with people and post it on Myspace. Then we swap pics afterwards. ~Played pool ~Watched movies with a bunch of people ~Gone to the Drive-In ~Heard the laughs ~Shared the stories ~Known you have people who have you back ~heard jokes ~Witnessed drunk (straight) men saying homosexual one liners (LoL) ~Done or Seen the ole' Kung Fu by the designated p

Boyfriend Gets Stuck In A Car Accident
A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help," he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover yourself with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help! Help! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."

Need Some Prayers.
Hey everyone. For all of you that have faith in prayer and even those of you that don't I need your help. My little sister was admitted into the hospital today. Can y'all please keep her and my family in your thoughts. I will keep you posted on how she is doing thank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart. Her Name is Elizabeth. there is a pic of her in my family photos on her wedding day.

Superdrive Sunday
The California Melee folks decided to throw a SuperDrive Sunday for everyone that knows football watching is for losers. Angry Lance and I made the trek to Pacifica and checked out the myriad of cars: Alfas, Porsches, Jaguars, Mercedes and a couple shitboxes like our Datsun Bluebird, David Swig's BRE 510, and hotty Elizabeth's old Toyota. We got about an hour and a half into the drive and Angry Lance started getting sick. Two people getting sick in two events. This sucks. I think the Bluebird is now the barfbird. We dropped out of the pack and headed to some hillbilly-ass golf course for some road chow. They were serving redneck brunch from a really nice, but really old and big waitress. Definately not one of the little hos from Coyote Ugly - maybe she was from Grizzly Bear Ugly. At any rate, we got our chow and gobbled it up. Next time I am going to tell them to save the trouble and just punch me in the gut and throw the food in the toilet. Quicker that way. It cuts out the middle man

Out Of My Mind
i am out of my mind.. i have gone off the deep end. i am to a point in my life where nothing matters. i just want to crawl into a deep, dark hole, and curl up into a ball and die. i cant keep going through the shit i am going through, and i cant keep expecting people to listen to me. so i have decided to do something thats very hard for me, and walk away from everyone. i will no longer be calling her to tell her when i am down, i will no longer be getting on msn to tell him when theres something wrong. i will get up and walk away from those that mean the most to me to help them keep there sanity. i dont know what i am going to do at this point, because i have nothing left. i have no where to turn, no where to go, nothing to do. i am about 5 minutes away from calling and quiting my job, 5 minutes away from selling everything i own and just jumping in my car and leaving. except if i do that, i will be going as fast as i can and just slam my car into a tree as hard as i can. i just dont w

The Life Of Howard Pyle
Howard Pyle (1853-1911), American illustrator, teacher and author wrote The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (1883). Sometimes referred to as "the father of American Illustration", Howard Pyle was born on 5 March 1853 in Wilmington, Delaware to parents William Pyle and Margaret Churchman. His father was a leather manufacturer and his mother nurtured his artistic side with books and drawing materials. Pyle attended art school in Philadelphia before moving to New York City to continue his artistic studies and illustrating and writing for the popular periodicals of the day including Scribner's, Harper's, McClure's, and Collier's Weekly. In 1881 he married Anne Poole with whom he would have seven children. Around 1903 he founded what is now known as the Brandywine School, the museum in the Valley and the Delaware Art Museum now housing many of his works. His first novel The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (1883) broke new ground in the field of publishing with his highly detailed histor

Three Guys In A Bar Bragging
Three men walk up to an empty bar. They share a few drinks, and one of the guys turns to the other guys and says, "I bet ya my dick is longer than yours." Both guys plop their dicks on the bar. "Yep, that's a mighty long dick you have there, but mine is longer." The guy on the end looks at both of them, and pulls out his, "but mine is longer still." The guys agree, he had the longest dick. A few seconds later, a fag walks into the bar, turns to the bartender and says, "I'll have what they're having."

Chapter 22 { Robin Hood
Thus end the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood; for, in spite of his promise, it was many a year ere he saw Sherwood again. After a year or two at court Little John came back to Nottinghamshire, where he lived in an orderly way, though within sight of Sherwood, and where he achieved great fame as the champion of all England with the quarterstaff. Will Scarlet after a time came back to his own home, whence he had been driven by his unlucky killing of his father's steward. The rest of the band did their duty as royal rangers right well. But Robin Hood and Allan a Dale did not come again to Sherwood so quickly, for thus it was: Robin, through his great fame as an archer, became a favorite with the King, so that he speedily rose in rank to be the chief of all the yeomen. At last the King, seeing how faithful and how loyal he was, created him Earl of Huntingdon; so Robin followed the King to the wars, and found his time so full that he had no chance to come back to Sherwood for even so m

Show These Contestants Some Love!!
IT WILL START TODAY MARCH 26th AND END APRIL 9th @ MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME. FIRST PLACE IS A 3 DAY BLAST AND SOME GIFTS SECOND PLACE IS A 1 DAY BLAST AND SOME GIFTS THIRD IS SOME GIFTS FOURTH IS A GIFT Late contestants are welcome just let me know HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS .................................................

More Shit From Little Johnny
Little Johnny comes in to school one morning wearing a brand new watch. Obviously his best friend little Benny wants to know where the watch is from, so Johnny tells his story: "I was coming from the bathroom to my bedroom when I heard a strange noise from my parents bedroom. I walked in and saw the bouncing up and down. Dad said I could have anything I wanted as long as I didn't tell the family. I asked for a new watch and here it is." Benny decides he wants one too, so night after night he listens outside his parents bedroom for any strange noises and, sure enough, eventually he hears some banging and groaning from the other side of the door. He walks in and catches his parents in the act, so his dad offers him anything he wants to keep quiet about the whole affair. Benny immediately says "I want a watch.". The dad sighs and says: "Alright but go and stand in the corner and don't make a noise."

Ladies Over 40
Andy Rooney's View of Women Over 40 Andy says... "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: An over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If an over 40 women doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing. An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover. Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you d

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad…..she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

Chapter 21 { Robin Hood
Not more than two months had passed and gone since these stirring adventures befell Robin Hood and Little John, when all Nottinghamshire was a mighty stir and tumult, for King Richard of the Lion's Heart was making a royal progress through merry England, and everyone expected him to come to Nottingham Town in his journeying. Messengers went riding back and forth between the Sheriff and the King, until at last the time was fixed upon when His Majesty was to stop in Nottingham, as the guest of his worship. And now came more bustle than ever; a great running hither and thither, a rapping of hammers and a babble of voices sounded everywhere through the place, for the folk were building great arches across the streets, beneath which the King was to pass, and were draping these arches with silken banners and streamers of many colors. Great hubbub was going on in the Guild Hall of the town, also, for here a grand banquet was to be given to the King and the nobles of his train, and the best

Little Johnny
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!" The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30... and he's home by 3:45!"

Chapter 20 { Robin Hood
A long time passed after the great shooting match, and during that time Robin followed one part of the advice of Sir Robert Lee, to wit, that of being less bold in his comings and his goings; for though mayhap he may not have been more honest (as most folks regard honesty), he took good care not to travel so far from Sherwood that he could not reach it both easily and quickly. Great changes had fallen in this time; for King Henry had died and King Richard had come to the crown that fitted him so well through many hard trials, and through adventures as stirring as any that ever befell Robin Hood. But though great changes came, they did not reach to Sherwood's shades, for there Robin Hood and his men dwelled as merrily as they had ever done, with hunting and feasting and singing and blithe woodland sports; for it was little the outside striving of the world troubled them. The dawning of a summer's day was fresh and bright, and the birds sang sweetly in a great tumult of sound. So l

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About me posting that i have a laptop for sale. But get over it =] im not doing anything wrong. Im not advertising another site. Get over yourselfs =] If anyones interested in the laptop message me. Its one year old. Still has factory warranty. Its a toshiba. =]

I Will Always Be Your Friend!!!
I will always be your friend!!! One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." Were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise

Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck...
OMG.. I HATE THIS.. I HAVE TRIED TO HARD FOR SO LONG.. AND NOW IM RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED.. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.. IT HAD BEEN TO LONG.. TO GOOD.. I HAD BEEN TO HAPPY.. THATS NOT REALLY HOW IT GOES.. WISHFUL THINKING RIGHT.. I REALLY HATE THE PERSON I AM.. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.. THE WAY I LOOK.. THE WAY I TALK..THE WAY I THINK.. THE THINGS I DO.. I HAVE ONCE AGAIN GOTTEN IN TO MY OLD GROOVE OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH.. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS.. I JUST WISH I KNEW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.. SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING.. THINGS THAT SHOULD WORK..AND THINGS I KNEW WOULDNT... BUT YET HERE I AM...AGAIN.. TRYING SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHY IT IS SO FUCKING HARD FOR ME TO BE HAPPY WITH ME... I GET SO FRUSTRATED.. I DO STUPID SHIT.. THINGS THAT HURT PEOPLE CLOSE TO ME... I DONT THINK ABOUT SHIT.. SO I AM GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR THE WEEK.. SPENDING SOME TMIE WITH MY SISTER.. HOPING TO GOD I CAN SNAP OUT OF THIS SHIT.. SO WE WILL SEE.. ONLY TIME WILL TELL RIGHT.. WELL HOPEFULLY IT TELLS ME W

Chapter 19 { Robin Hood
So Robin Hood and the others left the archery range at Finsbury Fields, and, tarrying not, set forth straightway upon their homeward journey. It was well for them that they did so, for they had not gone more than three or four miles upon their way when six of the yeomen of the King's guard came bustling among the crowd that still lingered, seeking for Robin and his men, to seize upon them and make them prisoners. Truly, it was an ill-done thing in the King to break his promise, but it all came about through the Bishop of Hereford's doing, for thus it happened: After the King left the archery ground, he went straightway to his cabinet, and with him went the Bishop of Hereford and Sir Robert Lee; but the King said never a word to these two, but sat gnawing his nether lip, for his heart was galled within him by what had happened. At last the Bishop of Hereford spoke, in a low, sorrowful voice: "It is a sad thing, Your Majesty, that this knavish outlaw should be let to escape in this wi

(r.i.p Aaron) ~~he Is Gone~~
ARTICAL FROM THE NJ HERALD DEATH OF 24 IN NEWTON INVESTIGATED Police are investigating the circumsatnces surrounding the death of 24 year old man who died Monday at Newton Memorial Hospital after being taken there by ambulance from an address on Main Street. While there were no signs of violence to Aaron R. Massaro, who lived in the Stockholm section Hardyston, police said the unattended death is being considered suspicious. Massaro was a linebacker for the football team when he attended Wallkill Valley Reg. High School and currentlt worked at the Fisher and Son Sawmill in Andover. Survivors include his parents, Louis and Patricia Massaro of Andover; his two sisters, Alexandra and Angela; a brother Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I Don't Get It...
I've had to block someone else. Apparently they were unable to read my profile and still asked for my number. *head in hands* it's almost not worth it to bother with CT. I mainly log on to say hi to certain people and to vent on occasion. That's about it. But I dont' get it. I've written that I will not give out my contact information. I certainly don't have any nude photos or even anything marked NSFW. What in the world gives the impression that I want anything more than to hear a good joke or something? Am I doing something wrong here? Maybe it's time to clear out the friends list again. Ah well.

Cursed In Love & Life
Do you ever just have a bad few months and you swear to god that you're cursed? Everywhere you look, there's always death. Somehow you're connected to these people in someway. You start making conclusions and horrible thoughts run through your head. This happened because of me, this wouldn't have happend if, or what if I had done this? Would that still have happend? It seems like the only thing we have to learn in life, is loss. Loss of family, friends, lovers, family of lovers, family of friends. Cursed? Or just life? You see these people in pain from all of this and if enough death happends to you in a certain amount of time. Of course you're going to think you have everything to do with it. My ex who is another ex's brother died almost two months ago. And ex's little brother almost died with him. An ex from around that same time just had a little brother die. An ex from a year ago, had two cats die who had been in the family for years, along with a dog

R.i.p. Adam Michael (time To Show Booboo Our Love)
I wanted to ask you all to please pray for my family. I got a call today that Adam Michael my Step sisters baby passed away this morning from Sids.If you would please take a few minutes and lift my family in prayer. My step sister Erin is not doing well at all. Adam would of been 3 months old next week. This is really sad for all of us. Im shocked and stunned right now. You think this can never happen to you. Please do me one favor right now love your children. Hug them and Kiss them. Much Love to you..BooBoo Booboo is asking us to Please use this tag on Wednesday for the funeral. You may rip it here.

Chapter 18 { Robin Hood
The highroad stretched white and dusty in the hot summer afternoon sun, and the trees stood motionless along the roadside. All across the meadow lands the hot air danced and quivered, and in the limpid waters of the lowland brook, spanned by a little stone bridge, the fish hung motionless above the yellow gravel, and the dragonfly sat quite still, perched upon the sharp tip of a spike of the rushes, with its wings glistening in the sun. Along the road a youth came riding upon a fair milk-white barb, and the folk that he passed stopped and turned and looked after him, for never had so lovely a lad or one so gaily clad been seen in Nottingham before. He could not have been more than sixteen years of age, and was as fair as any maiden. His long yellow hair flowed behind him as he rode along, all clad in silk and velvet, with jewels flashing and dagger jingling against the pommel of the saddle. Thus came the Queen's Page, young Richard Partington, from famous London Town down into Notti

Not Sure Bout This
As I slip onto the seat the tingling of vibrations beneth my feat I ease out on to the road To head to places unforld The world passes by beneath my wings My mind wanders on many thing The post on the fence with wire so tight Just seems to be there feeling right The wind flases thru my hair And in this world I have no care The day is long the sun is hot As I slip off in to dreams the wind calls me

Exciting News....and I Definitely Needed To Hear Something Good For A Change
Hey Everyone, I've been feeling pretty down, but last night got some great news and want to share it with you. A couple of friends of mine are in an up and coming band....they totally ROCK....and last night they took me out to let me know that MTV 2 contacted them so they're gonna be working on a video....already doing some new songs. They opened the LA music awards in November....and they just keep moving up...faster and more amazing all the time. They are definitely worth checking out. Here's their page www.myspace.com/junkiesandthieves Tell them Chantal sent ya....and keep on eye out...because they'll be redoing their webpage....and you-know-who will be modeling their tank tops. You can also read the first interview I did with them....and another will be coming up soon!!!! Take care!!!!

I Miss Those Days...
Peter Pan Philosophy MEMORIES, Close your eyes...And go back... Before the Internet or the MAC Before semi automatics and crack Before SEGA or Super Nintendo... Way back... I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk. Red light, Green light. Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on. Mother May I? Red Rover Hula Hoops Running through the sprinkler Happy Meals Wait... Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, and who could forget Snick Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man Wonder Woman & Scooby Doo Underoos Playing Dukes of Hazard Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar Christmas morning... Your first day of school Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses Climbing trees Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers Jumpin' down the steps Jumpin' on the bed Pillow fights Runnin ' till you were out of breath Laughi

Free From You
Free From You By: Evil Midnite (Me) Twice, my heart was broken. Many nights I have cried and it still fells like I have died. Slowly I have healed My tears and heartache has stilled I have gotten over you The is a part of me that will always love you, its true. But honestly, you was never there when I needed you the most. All you did was deny that I was your girlfriend and that hurt To your "female friends" you would always boast Never stopping to think that you really did treat me like dirt I'm honestly free from you and I'm sorta glad But still I sorta regret leaving If you don't remember, you have hurt me bad You will regret for I was the best you ever had Lets see you cry now For never again will I take you back, this I vow Yes you are never going to do me like that ever again For I'm never treading down that road ever again.

Chapter 17 { Robin Hood
After jolly Robin had left Little John at the forking of the roads, he walked merrily onward in the mellow sunshine that shone about him. Ever and anon he would skip and leap or sing a snatch of song, for pure joyousness of the day; for, because of the sweetness of the springtide, his heart was as lusty within him as that of a colt newly turned out to grass. Sometimes he would walk a long distance, gazing aloft at the great white swelling clouds that moved slowly across the deep blue sky; anon he would stop and drink in the fullness of life of all things, for the hedgerows were budding tenderly and the grass of the meadows was waxing long and green; again he would stand still and listen to the pretty song of the little birds in the thickets or hearken to the clear crow of the cock daring the sky to rain, whereat he would laugh, for it took but little to tickle Robin's heart into merriment. So he trudged manfully along, ever willing to stop for this reason or for that, and ever ready to

I'm Sorry
I'm Sorry By: Evil Midnite (Me) So sorry for loving you I'm sorry for the hurt I let you do I'm sorry that I really cared and I'm sorry that its love that you are scared. I'm sorry that it had to end I'm sorry that my heart probably will not mend. I'm sorry that you lied to me & So sorry that you had to cheat on me how could I be that stupid and not see You would always hurt me Where are you going without me? Can you actually live with yourself now Since I'm not a part of your life? Do you even hurt like I do? Anyways, I am so sorry.

The Dragon Knights
The Dragon Knights By: Evil Midnite (Me) Dark, mysterious, and power they are Everything's good near and afar for they are the true "Children of the Earth" and as wild as the fire in the hearth They represent things that are good and true hardly ever is it evil deeds they do

The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
Alright ladies, it's that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things. So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below The Open Toed Shoe Pledge As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes: I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps. I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into

I Broke Into Your House...
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: · You are Required to let me stay in your hou

Last Night
aaaakkkkk i'm sorry again, last night i was talking to few of you and due to the storm and thunders we lost power so yes, it came back during the very early more morning and now is all ok, but well, again i'm sorry my day is going kinda busy, many things again to solve and.. *yawns* i'm feeling sleepy i went to rehab this morning and had to wake up early... my leg is a bit better but ankle hurts again :( boohooo happy birthday today to Augusto, my coworker :) 30 years old and he looks like a teenager!! lol how lucky! well i need to continue with few things :) i'll be around and thanks again for all that rated and commented in my blog yesterday with the video of my puppy and me :) xoxo

Requiem
Requiem In the remote distance, a requiem, the faint murmur of bagpipes, floating inevitably on the thinnest breeze of sorrowful death. Beware of dangerous disillusions, and be not deceived or frightened by the imperceptible sensation of being acknowledged as a soul of contentment. Celebrate your life with a heart of wisdom, respect, transparent hopes, and fantasy wishes. Memories of surrendered love may fracture and break in unfathomable pain. Yet, inevitably, feelings of love, fragile as they may be, endure isolationism and thoughts of surrender. While gentle tenderness, unselfish, and inspiring love dance silently along the periphery of time. (c) copyright KG. 2007

Thank Youz
just a short note to all my friends and fans - Wanna say thankz you are the best ever - mucho cherry love for you all!! if i forgot drop me a line and i'll get right on it ! cherry tap ..is the best! SO THANKZ TO EVERYONE friends and fans!!

Patience
Patience I wait unseen, knowing perfectly well I am often translucent. Tears, stunned by out of control chaotic emotions, still hold onto the absurdity of quiet moments of hope. As if dreaming in slow motion, shrouded in angst waiting patiently for the unfamiliar silence and shadows that quietly suspend time, to rescue me. Absorbed intently dreams of innocence, silent words fall senselessly to waiting paper. Hypnotic images, so full of promise whisper reassurance in the quiet of our dreams. © copyright 2007 K. G.

Love Tarot
Your Daily Tarot Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The King of Wands card suggests that when it comes to your love life or relationship, this confident, man's man energy is a virile source of stimulating strength and virtue which you can tap or use to reach out and touch someone. Draw on his legendary willpower and competitive spirit to make it happen and come out on top. Supplement your personal power or fiery passion with the right toys, gadgets, props or tools for the job. This may be a prime time for stepping up to the plate. Use this magic touch for the purpose of expanding your legacy, preserving it for posterity or enabling this sexual peak to gather momentum and take on a life of its own.

I Dream
Ok...I am neither a writer or a poet of any kind. So, this is my first stab at writing anything like this.I, however, was inspired by 3 of my talented CT friends and decided to try my hand at a bit of prose. So please be easy on me...it's only a first attempt...LOL. I Dream I dream And in that dream, I see YOU Standing……. Sitting………. Lying on beds of white lace Hoping……... Watching….. Waiting for the day, when Our hands will touch Our eyes will meet Our lips will join In kisses sweet. I dream And in that dream, I see YOU

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad…..she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Skins I Have Created Section 1
hello everyone i just recently learned how to make skins and im loving it , it can really be addicting. and since i love all my cherry friends so much i have been trying to make a variety so that hopefully all of my friends can find something. my skins are available to rip all i ask is that you leave me a comment letting me know what you think of them so i know if im doin any good or not. also would love to have some ideas of what you would like to see me do as well. and of course anything you want to do for me in return would be greatly appreciated. below are the headers of ones i have made as of now ,and are available for use. but you really need to browse my skins go to to bottom and preview them to get the full effect. *****pls repost this so that everyone can see it pls and if you make it a sticky let me know and i will make you a custom skin of something you like with your name on it.****** love n bites embyr embyr ~Lioness of The Flesh ~Co Founder of LDC Family~*~Foun

If U Havent Checked This Out You Should It's F**kin Hot!!!
CLUB FANTASIA IS ON FIRRRRE COME WHERE THE HOTTEST DJ'S PLAY MUSIC ON REQUEST ASK AND U SHALL RECIEVE. QUIT THINKIN ABOUT IT AND JUST DO IT. YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED. GREAT PEOLE IN THERE. MUAWWWWW

Camo Contest.... Me
HERE IS A CONTEST THAT I AM IN FOR BEST CAMO OUTFIT... PLEASE GO AND COMMENT BOMB ME... THANK YOU AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR ANYTIME.... JUST MESSAGE ME AND I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU.. THANKS JEFF

Final Salvation
Final salvation In the swirling mist, my path is lost, no turning back, it's the cost... To the darkness, forever I am bound, for me, final salvation is found... My darkest secret, black veil of death, in it's cold embrace, I take no breath... Final sacrifice, spilt blood, out, from veins just flood... Everlasting hunger, my final cross, in the misery of past, it is no loss... Last drops of life, poured from the dead, sacrifice for this night, made for the undead...

Rated R .....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you feel them, My Love, Softly touching your cheek Tracing the lines of your mouth Trailing down your neck? Can you feel them slowly Unbuttoning your shirt And tip toeing across your chest With teasing nails and warm fingers Leaving fingerprints of fire? Can you feel the silk of my hair Falling against your bare skin? Do you feel the pleasure of hot lips Kissing you deeply Tongue dancing with tongue Twirling in passion's Tingling tango? Can you feel skillful hands Against your zipper Touches like flame against your thighs Gentle squeezes of your hardness? Do you feel my lips and tongue Here and there, everywhere You want them to be? I am caressing you, with my words Do you feel the subtle softness Of firm mounds and hardened buds Between your fingers and lips Held and worshiped within The warm welcoming sanctuary Of your waiting mouth? Is t

Let The Tears Flow
Let the tears flow Many times tears are shed, does it make us dead? Life, that - tears can create, for that, tears you should not hate... So let the tears just rain, get released from your pain... In the stone, roses can grow, just feed them, let the tears flow... Shelter the roses in love and care, even out from stone, grow, they dare...

Chapter 16 { Robin Hood
Cold winter had passed and spring had come. No leafy thickness had yet clad the woodlands, but the budding leaves hung like a tender mist about the trees. In the open country the meadow lands lay a sheeny green, the cornfields a dark velvety color, for they were thick and soft with the growing blades. The plowboy shouted in the sun, and in the purple new-turned furrows flocks of birds hunted for fat worms. All the broad moist earth smiled in the warm light, and each little green hill clapped its hand for joy. On a deer's hide, stretched on the ground in the open in front of the greenwood tree, sat Robin Hood basking in the sun like an old dog fox. Leaning back with his hands clasped about his knees, he lazily watched Little John rolling a stout bowstring from long strands of hempen thread, wetting the palms of his hands ever and anon, and rolling the cord upon his thigh. Near by sat Allan a Dale fitting a new string to his harp. Quoth Robin at last, "Methinks I would rather roam

My Update
State of the Steve is similar to the State of the Union address except I will get no standing ovation, will not slaughter the word nuclear, and will not disrupt your favorite television shows. There also will be no time at the end for opposing viewpoints. I looked at the calendar and realized that I've been on Cherry Tap (formerly Lost Cherry)for 9 months. So I thought it time to give some updates rather than go through and redo my goofy page. Many of you may have already realized that this can become very addictive. Have to check comments, new photos, and messages. I tend to rarely look at stashes and sometimes check out blogs. I just don't have the time to commit to it. I figured out that I was spending too much time on here. I thought about leaving here but decided against that. I have too many good friends and cool acquaintences to do that. But I decided to minimize the nightly checking and not get on during the weekend. This is to help me get some balance. I

Forever I'll Wait
Forever I'll Wait I sometimes feel my heart will burst from wanting you so much I can't explain in words of how I long to feel your touch There is no way I can convey this emptiness inside That seems to tear my soul to shreds as time goes swiftly by If I could merely hold you near for just a little while If I could simply talk with you or only see you smile To have you look into my eyes and wait to hear you say Something that would help me to take this pain away If I have to wait forever I guess that's what I'll do For me, it will be worth it to finally be with you

Would You?
lets see who loves you here ... theres at least one person on your friends or fam list who loves you .... so lets find out ... repost this and see who responds .... :) would you ? ( ) kiss me ( ) hug me ( ) hold me if i cried ( ) chill with me ( ) fight me playfully ( ) take me places ( ) kiss my forehead ( ) watch movies with me do you think ? ( ) i'm pretty ( ) cute ( ) sexy ( ) gorgeous ( ) girlfriend/boyfriend material ( ) lickable now repost :) and see who loves you baby

Guardian Angel Poem
My Angel ever at my side how lovely you must be - To leave your home in heaven, to guard someone like me. When I'm far away from home, or maybe hard at work I know you will protect me, from harm along the way. Your beautiful and shining face, I see not, though you're near The sweetness of your lovely voice, I cannot really hear. When I pray, you're praying too, your prayer is just for me. But, when I sleep you never do, You're watching over me.

Somethings I Forgot To Put In
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: Gary Howard Dixon, IIINickname(s): Mr. DixonAge: 33 For NowBirthday: October 12,1973Birthplace: Somewhere In The BronxCurrent Location: Downtown ManhattanEye Color: Brown Most Of The TimeHair Color: Black For NowHeight: About 6'1Weight: About 130 Im Working On ThisLefty or Righty: Righty, Why Is This Being AskedZodiac Sign: LibraWhat Do You Drive: SometimesScreenname: Mr. Dixon{---Favorites---}Color: BlackNumber: ZeroBand: I Have Many But NirvanaMusic Genre: To Many To Name I Like A Lot Of MusicTV Show: Dont Have One But I Enjoy CartoonsMovie: None Well Maybe A Porn, lolActor: MyselfActress: My DaughterKind of Movie: Horrors And AdultCartoon: What Come On Cartoon NetworkSport: Base Ball And Foot BallFast Food Restaurant: Not To ManyFood: Beans, Rice And Baked ChickenIce Cream:

When You Love Someone
When you love someone so deep inside, It seems like it's so easy to hide. You've loved him for so very long, You would think he could do no wrong. Every day you would hope and pray, That he would always stay this way. He treated you like you should be treated, You thought your life was finally completed. You thought your love was growing true, And then one day it was all so blue. He started putting you down and it hurt, You thought all you were to him was dirt. He started ignoring you and you wondered why, All you wanted to do was curl up and die. You thought your relationship would never end, But that was all so fake and pretend. One night he was so sweet to you, You thought all those things were maybe untrue, Two days later he was back the same, You thought you were the one to blame. He thought the relationship was getting too serious And that you had become a little too curious. By this time you knew it wouldn't last, All the nice things he said were

From The Heart
from the heart If you were a teardrop In my eye, For fear of losing you I would never cry. And if the golden sun Should cease to shine its light, Just one smile from you Would make my whole world bright. When leaves have fallen from the trees And the sky is filled with storm, Just the thought of your gentle touch Is enough to keep me warm. When the moon up in the sky Shines a faint blue light, Memories of times we've shared Will keep me from sleep at night. If only i had the courage To speak these words to you. Every one is from the heart And couldn't be more true

Princess Lila Is Back! ^_~
Woooo! Nothing exciting going on here. So if you are reading this for some odd reason just move on. This is going to be a pointless blog. Me rabbling as usual. Nothing is really new with me. Been enjoying my last few months with the cousin that I am closest too. I love her to pieces though she annoyes me at times. She's moving to Florida for college which is awesome! First one in the family to move out of state for college, So we are all very proud of super brain even if it means her leaving us. I'll miss her loads but this is for the best. She needs to get away and people her own person and enjoy her life before she ends up like me. So I of course wish my little cousin the best of luck, and want her to enjoy every moment of living for herself. As she likes.

80 Years Of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. H

One Big Hug And A Kiss.
We grab a bite to eat, And exchange some memories that we've had, Talking about all the good one's, And both the happy and the sad We get out to the car, You ask me where I'd like go, Telling you wherever you want, When really I already know It's very late I see, And it's getting very dark, But I don't want my time with you to end, So lets take a walk down by the park We make it about 10 feet, And then I grab your hand, Everything we do is natural, So I know you'll understand We go for a walk around the park, And the whole world is turning slow, You do things to me that haven't been done, That's one thing I'll have you know We then head back toward the car, But I don't want to go home then, Knowing it will be a few days, Till we can do this all again So we head out by the water, And you take me by the hand, My arms wrapped around your body, As I'm holding you as we stand An hour goes by in an instant, Our bodies are freezing cold, But it was

Nada.
1 dirty Question Body: 1 dirty Question Body: You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is... you have to repost this as 1 Dirty Question and see what people ask you.................................

What I Really Wanted....
So anyway yeah, Halifax didn't have any hoodies that terribly impressed me. What I really wanted Saturday was an Aiden hoodie but of course they fucking ran out. I did get to meet Wil though which is also what I really wanted to do. I didn't think that was going to happen cause at the table they wouldn't let you take pictures with them, but we hung out and waited for them to get up and of course we charged. Wil = fucking hotness. Like I mean it's a sin to look like that. And he's a lot taller than I thought. I missed Saosin and Senses Fail waiting for him but it was worth it. =)

Long Distance Love
When it hurts so bad, why does it feel so good? I wish this all made sense, I wish I understood. Not having you here with me is tearing me up inside, but I can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try. You know how I feel about you, and I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but it's so hard to do when I can't even be next to you. Why does it gotta be so complicated? Loving you feels so right, but at the same time, knowing I can't have you keeps me awake at night. I just want this to be simple, I just want you here with me, to look into your eyes, be held in your arms...then I'd truly be happy. Right now this distance between us is out of our control, but I'm still hoping one day soon, I'll get what I'm wishing for.

Chapter 15 { Robin Hood
The long highway stretched straight on, gray and dusty in the sun. On either side were dikes full of water bordered by osiers, and far away in the distance stood the towers of Emmet Priory with tall poplar trees around. Along the causeway rode a knight with a score of stout men-at-arms behind him. The Knight was clad in a plain, long robe of gray serge, gathered in at the waist with a broad leathern belt, from which hung a long dagger and a stout sword. But though he was so plainly dressed himself, the horse he rode was a noble barb, and its trappings were rich with silk and silver bells. So thus the band journeyed along the causeway between the dikes, till at last they reached the great gate of Emmet Priory. There the Knight called to one of his men and bade him knock at the porter's lodge with the heft of his sword. The porter was drowsing on his bench within the lodge, but at the knock he roused himself and, opening the wicket, came hobbling forth and greeted the Knight, wh

No More
No More No more suffering No more tears. I have no life nor have I fears. My angel is gone and my soul is dead. Nor have I water, for my body to shed. My body is trapped in an empty space. I have no blood, for my heart has no pace. I'm left without love I'm left without air. I'm left in a body, without a soul to spare. I told you once, I told you twice. Living without you, is like having no life. No more dreams No more lies. Me without you ...my body just dies.

Another Day
another day, another dollar except im off today...lol...anyways just bored today and dont have anything to do..i have a new job as of today, wooo hooo... more money, like 3 dollars more a hour!!! been busy the last couple of days here.. had a lot of fun and good times :-) ac is still broke and the men have been taking their sweet time fixing it..house is dirty and dog hair is coming out the wahzoo...anyways who cares...

Funnies
Regular FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Missouri FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Missouri FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Missouri FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Regular FRIENDS: Cry with you. Missouri FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- Regular FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Missouri FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembe

Civilian Vs Military Girlfrined/wife/so
~Civilian vs. Military Girlfriend/ Wife~ You complain that your boyfriend/ husband has worked late all week and have barely seen him *I look forward to the two weeks a year we spend together You complain b/c he doesn't call you enough *My heart is thankful for the 15- second phone call I got last Tuesday in the middle of the night! You whine to you friends about how much you miss him already because he is on a two day trip with his parents *I haven't seen him for 7 months now You don't fee like making love tonight because you are too tired *We will stay up all night because we don't know when it will be the last time Your boyfriend/husband belongs to you *Mine belongs to the government Your boyfriend/husband is training for his game next weekend *My boyfriend is trained to kill It's just not practical for you to drive an hour to see him every weekend during school *He spends $700 dollars on a plane ticket just to see me 2 days You hate hanging up the phon

The Tear That Never Fell
The Tear That Never Fell The tear that never fell is still in my eye today. This tear appeared for one reason and one reason only, this tear appeared because of you. You said, "a promise should never die" and you could hold on to that promise no matter what! The tear came when the person who told me to never let the promise die... died! this person was you. The promise was to always love and cherish you. I always loved and cherished you and I still do. But that tear that came when you died is still in my eye. I need this tear to fall so I may continue loving and cherishing you... without grief.

Scrabble
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROO M PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:/ FONT> HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z '

A Blahz..
Well Spanx to all that have added me, seriously tho.. how the fooker do you work this stuff out?? okies i been here for a few weeks, and ive only just learnt how to make a blog. *roflmao* sad i know!! anywayz sum humour for ya'all *winx* PROVERBS Whats your answer?? Strike while the .........fookers down!!. Never underestimate the power of............ants. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty. Better to be safe than........... Given a Wedgie If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning. It's always darkest before............DaylightSaving Time. You can lead a horse to water but...........how? No news is..................................impossible. A miss is as good as a......................Mr. You can't teach an old dog new......... Pooping places Love all, trust.............................me. The pen is mightier than the.............. pencil. An idle mind is.....................the best way to rela

Chapter 7 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second morning after Christmas, with the intention of wishing him the compliments of the season. He was lounging upon the sofa in a purple dressing-gown, a pipe-rack within his reach upon the right, and a pile of crumpled morning papers, evidently newly studied, near at hand. Beside the couch was a wooden chair, and on the angle of the back hung a very seedy and disreputable hard-felt hat, much the worse for wear, and cracked in several places. A lens and a forceps lying upon the seat of the chair suggested that the hat had been suspended in this manner for the purpose of examination. "You are engaged," said I; "perhaps I interrupt you." "Not at all. I am glad to have a friend with whom I can discuss my results. The matter is a perfectly trivial one"--he jerked his thumb in the direction of the old hat--"but there are points in connection with it which are not entirely devoid of interest a

Are We There Yet?!
Is the weekend here yet? I need Friday to be here. I'm dying to see Greeley Estates again! They were amazing last night. Good part about being in the front is making eye contact with Ryan 75000 times while he was singing. I think the best part for me was when they were playing "Through Waiting". He came to our side of the stage and looked me dead in the eye and we sang this part to each other: I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait for you Tonight is the last night I'll wait for you (I'll wait, I'll wait) I'll wait for you (I'll wait for you) Tonight is the last night I'll wait for you (I'll wait, I'll wait) I'll wait for you (I'll wait for you) I'm falling back to you After all that we've been... been through! That was awesome. I'm surprised I didn't freeze up and just stare at him, but that was a cool moment. Not to mention he's very funny and nice as hell. =) Then Sunday we shall take back sunday with. that's right Taking Back Sunday and Underoath. Hell yeah!

I Never Thought About This Before
Until recently I have never thought about what a soldier must go through to protect our country. You don’t think about them being commanded to fight. They have to leave their new wives and children behind to fight never knowing if they are going to return. This did not impact me before not because I am insensitive or anything of that nature but I never knew or had personal contact with anyone that was being deployed. The job I have now…well…all the soldiers leaving Fort Lewis on April 3rd…have called or come in to see me. It is like a slap in the face. They don’t even have to tell me they are leaving…I know they are. One good thing comes from it all…I am one more person that is praying for them and their safe return home to their families. If you read this I ask that you do the same. Have a heart. To all of our soldiers: God Bless you, May HE be by your side and return you home safe!

No Words
I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST ALL BY MYSELF,NOBODY AROUND FOR MILES,IT WAS ABOUT 95 DEGREES AND CLIMBING,AFTER AWHILE WALKING AROUND IN IT IT GOT SO HOT,SO I STRIPPED DOWN TO NOTHING,BARE ASS NAKED.WHILE WALKING I DECIDED TO REST UNDER A SHADY TREE.OFF IN THE DISTANCE I SEE BEAUTIFUL NAKED LADIES WALKING TOWARDS ME,AS THEY APPRROACHED THEYD LOOK OVER AT ONE ANOTHER AND KIND OF WHISPERED TO ONE ANOTHERR WHEN THEY REACHED ME WITH NO WORDS,ONE REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED MY COCK AND IN NO TIME AS HARD AS A ROCK,SHE STROKED IT NICE AND SOFT LOOKING AT ME WITH THOSE LUSTY EYES AS SHE SPARKLED WITH THE LOOK,FUCK ME,FUCK ME HARD,THEN SHE WENT DOWN AND STARTED SUCKING MY THROBBING COCK ON HER KNEES AND ONE HAND BECAUSE THE OTHER WAS JACKING ME OFF,AS SHE SUCKED IT FELT AWESOME,THEN HER BEAUTIFUL FRIEND KNEELED DOWN BEHIND HER AND STARTED RUBBING HER ASS,SHE MOANS WITH DELIGHT,THESE LADIES KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT THAT IS SUCH A TURN ON,AND SO HOT,I WATCHED AS MY HEART BEATED FASTER,THEN SHE

"in Memory Of Lenny"
I will be all moved in to my new place this weekand,which is ok I guess, it will be a better environment for my boys!Getting my hair done tomarrow that should be fun.But for the sad stuff my sons geunia pig died last week he was sooooo upset.Sam would get up every morning get him some fresh water,get him out of the cage and sit him in his lap and watch T.V. he called him Lenny (after the wonder pets) I was in tears cause I loved him to a pet in my book is a member of the family.I came home the other night and I knew something was wrong it was late and no vet office was opened so I planned to take him in the morning I held and petted him for hours.In a nut shell he had an upper respitory infection and because geuina pigs are generally prey and not preditors he was masking the fact he was ill.I feel so bad poor baby.We burried him in the back for Sam.Well then Sam wanted a new buddy so I got him one.A female this time with kinky curly hair he named her patches.She looks more like a chipm

If You See Him
If you see him If you see him on some starry night When the light from the moon is shining bright. If he's holding her hand and seems all smiles And he's forgotten me across the miles... Mention my name and watch his face. See if he drifts to another place Where kisses were warm and love was new And mine was the only heart he knew. If you see him on some sandy beach Where knowing her more is within his reach, Remind him of love that was oh so deep And of promises we had yet to keep. If you see him and his spirits are dim... And he asks if there's any messege for him... Tell him, "Gone from his memory I may be, But he'll stay right here in my heart with me."

Chapter 14 { Robin Hood
So passed the gentle springtime away in budding beauty; its silver showers and sunshine, its green meadows and its flowers. So, likewise, passed the summer with its yellow sunlight, its quivering heat and deep, bosky foliage, its long twilights and its mellow nights, through which the frogs croaked and fairy folk were said to be out on the hillsides. All this had passed and the time of fall had come, bringing with it its own pleasures and joyousness; for now, when the harvest was gathered home, merry bands of gleaners roamed the country about, singing along the roads in the daytime, and sleeping beneath the hedgerows and the hay-ricks at night. Now the hips burned red in the tangled thickets and the hews waxed black in the hedgerows, the stubble lay all crisp and naked to the sky, and the green leaves were fast turning russet and brown. Also, at this merry season, good things of the year are gathered in in great store. Brown ale lies ripening in the cellar, hams and bacon hang in the s

Lifes Journey
we are all created equal we all dream cry and love the same do not judge a person by there diability ,race, orientation or gender. life is a journey we all are taking together let us share the journey as one.

My God My God Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me!
i'm bawling so hard right now my head hurts... i am so broken hearted again my trust has once again been shattered against the wall and i have no one anymore... god damn it. I'm so upset the tears on my face! my face in a whole picture! this is the picture of a man that has offically had enough of life. i'm done with people there isn't a trustworthy or faithful one amongst the whole lot of you! i hate this life and i hate that no one cares about my feelings and that now i'm dying inside because of this dahlia bitch who has ripped my heart out!

Time, It Took The Most Of Me, And Left Me With No Key To Unlock The Chest Of Remedy
This was a really great weekend. Bobby arrived and we ended up going to the Midnight Cafe and stuff. And we saw 300 (again) in Imax. I don't see what the big fucking deal about Imax is. Bigger screen. Who cares? Jeez. Jeremy was still sick, so he went to bed earlier than he normally would have. THe next day, Jeremy got up and went to work, so me and Bobby went and had pizza at Anthony's (yummy) and then took a walk around what I call Jewland- A good part of Bexley is composed of really rich Jews. So I showed Bobby some of Bexley's finest mansions. And then we had delicious ice cream at Graeter's. We went shopping at Wal Mart for stuff and then we came back. Jeremy got back at around six, and then we all went for a walk around the Short North. We went to Planet Smoothie. Now, if anyone knows anything about the Planet Smoothie on the Short North, one knows that most of the guys that work there are gay. One guy hit on Bobby and Bobby was completely oblivious to it. When I told him,

"if Ever. . .
yet another, for all to enjoy..... “If Ever . . .” If ever I wanted to understand, this would be that time. For it would offer me resolve, when my heart is so torn in design. If ever I wished for different circumstances, this would be the moment. For deep within all that has happened, my mind is broken into fragments. If ever I wanted to have had more time, to visually apply my plans, this would be it. Since time has snuck up on me and doused my visual fire, without a blinking forfeit. If ever my beliefs were at their all time lowest, even non-existent, it is now. For searching within this soul of mine, has offered no solace for my vows. To be the best father, the best friend, the best helper, the best provider. I’ve fallen short here, my body weakens more and more, deficient in advisor. If ever I did not seek for more, then this has become my new goal. For within the sins inside this temple, lies a wrong, that takes all control. If ever I could fight myself ove

Element
You scored as Water. Water is the element that predominates in your life. Water rules the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.Water75%Spirit70%Air65%Earth60%Fire50%Which of the Five Elements are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Gift
You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom100%You have the Gift of Discernment69%You have the Gift of a Seer50%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision44%You have the Gift of Empathy38%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet31%What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Adoration To My Mistress
Adoration to my Mistress The lifestyle of discipline and service, Only few knows... A Larks head harness tied beneath my clothes... A servant unto Mistress... A slave to her needs... At her side, or on my knees... Oh, Mistress bend my will, for this boy is eager to please... HOllOW

More About Me
hello all, just wanted to say , always hold ur family and friends close .cus you never know what tomorrow may bring. your family will always love you ,no matter what.true friends will too. but anyway. how do you get ur cherry busted up to the next level? srry all couldnt resist saying that lol.

Looking For Friends
We are new to this so be patient with us please. We are a fun couple that live in the Palestine area and we are just on here looking for new and cool people to become friends with. If you are interested in talking to us and becoming friends with us please dont hesitate to holler at us thanks alot flipnfran

My Best Friend
Lost@ CherryTAP Just thought I would let everyone know that muh best friend has decided to join cherry tap and he needs some mad love!!! xoxo Layout Codes and Myspace Graphics Layout Graphics Friends Comment Images

Lover App
Name : Age : Male/Female : Sexual Orientation : Colour of eyes? Colour of hair? Colour of pubic hair? (GIRLS) Breast size? (BOYS) Penis size? Happy with your body? Anything you'd change? Are you a virgin? What is “the one” sex fantasy you have? Age you lost Virginity: Where did it happen? Who took it? How often do you do anything sexually? Number of Sexual Partners: Oldest/Youngest person you have had sex with: Given Oral: Received Oral: Spit/Swallow: Favorite position: Enjoy oral sex: Enjoy cum: Kinkiest place you have came on a girl/been cummed on: Had Anal Sex: Enjoy Anal sex: Had Orgasm from Anal sex: Own sex toys: What kind of toys? Taken nude photos: Have you been filmed having sex: Have you mastuabted on a web cam for someone watching? Make Love or Fuck? Fast or Slow? On top or bottom? Moan or scream? Phone Sex or Real thing? 1 on 1 or 3+ people? Had phone sex?: Been caught having sex? Gave Oral AFTER sex? Ever came at the same time

New Study
Study: Alcohol, Tobacco Worse Than Drugs LONDON -- New "landmark" research finds that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or Ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study. In research published Friday in The Lancet magazine, Professor David Nutt of Britain's Bristol University and colleagues proposed a new framework for the classification of harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. Their ranking listed alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances. Nutt and colleagues used three factors to determine the harm associated with any drug: the physical harm to the user, the drug's potential for addiction, and the impact on society of drug use. The researchers asked two groups of experts - psychiatrists specializing in addiction and legal or police officials with scientific or medical expertise - to assign scores to 20 different drugs, including heroin, coc

O0o0o0o And The Plot Thickens
So not only was my mum from last night takin off the panel but i am no longer allowed to do mums! Haha i luv gettin banned from doin stuff that is so small compared to things that are so big. Wait was that a sexual reference...lol.

Your Sword Vs. My Dagger
I'm cutting through, you're bleeding out And I would tell the truth, but I can't help myself Red rushes out, dissect this nerve And I'll stop myself before I reach my cell I wasn't asking for the world And you know that I'm not one to follow through All these city streets the people look the same And I can see your face, and I can hear your name I wasn't asking for the world You're stabbing in. Permanent scars And you'll justify it all inside yourself You've finished me, my pulse is gone And you're satisfied to put this all to hell I wasn't asking for the world And you know that I'm not one to follow through All these city streets the people look the same And I can see your face, and I can hear your name I wasn't asking for the world Drink the poison, when you think it's over (Drink the poison) Stabbing yourself, when you think it's too late Tragic endings are your thing, you love them (Tragic endings) You love letting go, the ending's the same Drink the

Want To Meet New People
Hello everyone I am just new to this. i got send and invite by a friend throught i would try it out and see what it is like. i am going to explain a little about myself. i am a single mother one one daughter who is my pride and joy. I love to have fun hanging out with friends and loved ones.i am a caring person and very open minded person who will give my shit off my back for anyone who needs it.I am hoping to meet new people on here not just to chat with but to get to no more to Feel free to send me a message when you get time i will be glad to talk to .

Too Funny
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun! Pinhead70%Jason Voorhees70%Freddy Krueger70%Michael Myers65%Leatherface60%Buffalo Bill60%Jigsaw50%Hannibal Lecter45%Captain Spaulding30%Candyman10%

Friends, Family And Fans
Juss to let all muh wonderful friends, family and fans know,I very well could be going to jail today,, hehe. So if you dont hear from me for a few you know I am still alive and kickin juss a little ummmm.... jailed up, I always wanted to have handcuffs used on me,, WOO HOO.. But after all the shit flies, asses are kicked and teeth are knocked out its so gonna be worth it.. Feel free to make a "get exstasy outta jail fund",,lol anyway, love ya guys and talk soon!!! Renee

Im Sick Of Helping Others And Not Getting It Returned
OK, first off i want to let all know that i have busted my ass in helping all others with there contest pics. I also belong to 4 different comment bomb family's as well. 1. Comment bomb Squad *28 2. Confederate bombers of ct 3. CT ShadowBomer 4. Round table bombers You know with me in all these different familys you would think i would get some love from these people. well i have been helping all others and getting nothing in return. here are all the contests and blast giveaways im in, and im so far behind that i might as well forget it. FOR THIS ONE I NEED TO GET 25,000 COMMENTS BY END OF MAY FOR THIS ONE I NEED 25,000 COMMENTS BY JULY 1 THIS ONE STARTS TODAY AT NOON(3/26/2007). WINNER GETS A BLAST THIS CONTEST I WAS ENTERED INTO, AND IT STARTS ON APRIL 1. ITS THE SEXIEST MALE/FEMALE IN UNIFORM CONTEST. FIRST PLACE GETS MONTH BLAST AND ASLO 20,OOO IN GIFTS. THIS ONE I CAN TELL YOU ALL NOW IT WOULD TAKE A MARICAL TO PULL THIS ONE THREW. THIS ONE E

Dream-land
Dream-Land by Edgar Allan Poe By a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only, Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT, On a black throne reigns upright, I have reached these lands but newly From an ultimate dim Thule— From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE—Out of TIME. Bottomless vales and boundless floods, And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods, With forms that no man can discover For the tears that drip all over; Mountains toppling evermore Into seas without a shore; Seas that restlessly aspire, Surging, unto skies of fire; Lakes that endlessly outspread Their lone waters—lone and dead,— Their still waters—still and chilly With the snows of the lolling lily. By the lakes that thus outspread Their lone waters, one and dead,— Their sad waters, sad and chilly With the snows of the lolling lily,— By the mountains—near the river Murmuring lowly, murmuring ever,— By the grey woods,—by the swamp Where the toad and the newt encamp

Stupid!! Stupid!! Stupid!!
DAM THE LAST I CHECKED I WAS 41 YEARS OLD, AND FOR ME TO SHOW MY CLEVAGE, WHICH I HAD MY BRA AND SHIRT ON, AND I GET FLAGGED (NSFW) OMG THAT WAS JSUT WRONG , THIS IS WHAT MAKES THIS SITE, SURE THERE IS A POINT YA DONT CROSS BUT HELL, LOOK AT ALL THE NUDE CONTEST AND PICS OUT THERE * WHICH PERSONALLY MOST OF THEM I LIKE..HEHE* BUT CT IS GETTING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OUT OF HAND BY FLAGGIN A LOT OF THESE PICS THAT ARE CLEAN BUT YET LEAVES A LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION, I GUARANTEE U IF I WOULD OF HAD MY SHIRT OFF IT PROBABLY WOULDNT OF BEEN FLAGGED, PEOPLE COME ON THIS SITE TO HAVE FUN, NOT BE PUNISHED FOR A DAM CLEVAGE SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!

Atlanta Pollen Count
March 26, 2007 5,499 What this number means Today's primary allergens: Oak, sweetgum, sycamore, birch, mulberry and beech National pollen index chart Pollen Levels Low: 0-30 Moderate: 31-60 High: 61-120 Extreme: 120+ Nationally 120+ is considered extremely high, Atlanta had a polllen count this morning of 5,499. So if 120 is extremely high, is 5,499 deadly, or enough to just drive you absolutely insane? Remember don't eat the yellow snow, oh wait that's not snow, its pollen!

I'm Sure.
As you all know I haven't been around lately do to my sister coming to town,, now she asked if it would have been alright fer her an the kids to stay one night which I didn't have a problem with,, then she was to stay with me fer one but I'm sure you all know how it turned out the kids didn't wanna stay at their grandmothers so she went an got em and didn't get back here till around 9-10 last night,,, some what pissed me off cause she knew that John was on day-turns.. Well I said a few words to her about it and needless to say when I got up this morning she had taken off without a goodbye or fuck you,,,owell I don't give a shit. I said it was o.k. fer the two days but she was exspecting to stay the whole week knowing what I told her...Then she tried saying that John was trying to kill her because he turned off the switch to the breathing system in which she uses,,, now I know better but anyways I am done with my family all they do is cause trouble....

Polish Immigrant
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"

Goddess Grace
I am the Goddess of a thousand names and infinite capacity. All Her gifts are mine. All Her powers reside in me. I am Athena of Greece. Like my totem the owl, I am wise for I see and hear everything around and within me. Like the oak, I am strong, for the olive of peace is sacred to me. I am Bast, cat goddess of Egypt. I am graceful, flexible, playful, and affectionate. I radiate the warmth and light of the glorious sun. I am Cerridwen of Wales. My magic cauldron contains food for the soul; an inexhaustible source of wisdom and inspiration. The more I give, the more I receive. I am Diana, Roman goddess of the ever-changing moon. I am a protectress of women and children; a guardian of the wild. I focus my aim on my heart's desire and draw it to me. I am Ereshkigal, Assyro-Babylonian goddess of the underworld, Queen of the Great Below. I shed dead skin to grow. Deep powers of renewal are mine. I am Freya, Well-beloved Nordic Lady. I survey the beauty of

Full Moon Invocation
Mother, Goddess of moon and star, Bring your presence from afar, Manifest on this, Your night, and bless me in this sacred rite! Grant the knowledge and clarity, to understand Your words to me. Lend Your power, send Your light, Aid me in my work tonight! With love and wisdom please embrace, All within this sacred space. Mother, I now call to you, Bring Your message clear and true!

Songs Updated For Old Folks
Songs updated for our later years: * Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. * Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. * The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? * Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. * Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. * Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now. * Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver * The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. * Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. * Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade of Hair. * Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping. * The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. * Abba - Denture Queen. * Tony Orlando - Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. * Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. * Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. * Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again

Exaltation Of The Goddess
I Believe in She who is; Goddess of the Earth, Mistress of the Moon, Queen of the Universe, Mother of all that Lives, Beloved and One with the Divine Creating Energy, She who is Half of All that ever was, that is Now or ever shall be! Thus it ever has been, and thus it shall remain until there be an end of all time and eternity We pray and beseech Thee to join us Goddess, in this our worship of Thee, and Bless us with thy Presence. I (We) most humbly welcome Thee* and Thy Consort to this your Rite**given as we have been taught by Thee. Her will be done. So mote it be.

Oakland Raiders Get New Quarterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders, the only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory. Then one night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene and in one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 100 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. I've got to get this guy!" the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of football ....... and sure enough the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I

Elements
To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?

The Dancers
Dawn chasing close on the heels of the night The stars and moon reflected in the ocean blue. There, black 'gainst the rising sun, Danced and sung the children of the goddess. In frenzied circles they did dance, And in ecstasy they did sing. For theirs was the knowledge That gives the bird its voice. There was everything to live for, Everything to hold dear. Their brethren were the wind, That plays amongst the grass, The water that holds mysteries deep, The fire that is the flame of creation, The earth that is our Mother. As I watch I too do know that, I am but a child of the Goddess. And so I and my kith and kin, The followers of the Old Path, Shall dance when the Moon is full. Dance, and sing and rejoice, For the sake of every moment, For the sake of every Dawn.

Charge Of The God
I am the radiant King of the Heavens, flooding the Earth with warmth and encouraging the hidden seed of creation to burst forth into manifestation. I light my shining spear to light the lives of all beings and daily pour forth my gold upon the Earth, putting to flight the powers of darkness. I am the master of the beasts wild and free. I run with the swift stag and soar as a sacred falcon against the shimmering sky. The ancient woods and wild places emanate my powers, and the birds of the air sing my sanctity. I am also the last harvest, offering up grain and fruits beneath the sickle of time so all may be nourished. For without planting there can be no harvest; without winter, no spring. Worship me as the thousand-named Sun of creation, the spirit of the horned stag in the wild, the running wolf, the endless harvest. See in the yearly cycle of festivals my birth, death, and rebirth - and know that such is the destiny of all creation. I am the spark of li

Charge Of The Goddess
Listen to the words of the Great Mother, who of old was called Artemis, Astarte, Dione, Melusine, Aphrodite, Ceridwen, Diana, Arionrhod, Brigid, and by many other names: "Whenever you have need of anything, once in the month, and better it be when the moon is full, you shall assemble in some secret place and adore the spirit of Me who is Queen of all the Wise. You shall be free from slavery, and as a sign that you be free you shall be naked in all your rites. Sing, feast, dance, make music and love, all in My presence, for Mine is the ecstasy of the spirit and Mine also is joy on earth. For My law is love unto all beings. Mine is the secret that opens upon the door of youth, and Mine is the cup of wine of life that is the cauldron of Ceridwen, that is the holy grail of immortality. I give the knowledge of the spirit eternal and beyond death I give peace and freedom and reunion with those that have gone before. Nor do I demand aught of sacrifice, for behold, I am the mother of all th

Betane
I see light Shining so bright Tears and Fears Pain and Gain, Power and Greed Drumming and mead.. We come back to Earth.. I bring my soul back again to my mother Earth.. and father Sun Uniting as one.. at this Beltane! Our spirits join together to help create this sacred life force Flowers blooming No more glooming The past is done It's time new life has begun!

All Hallow's Meet
All Hallow's Meet Oh, wild lonely places of sweet dread delight That call to my Children on Halloween night In whispering wind wisps and whipporwill plight Tickling the treetops where moonbeams alight. Come hither, ye Witches, on silver light fly! Don't dawdle, don't saunter, don't idly stroll by! Lift your skirts as seer gusts catch the leaves dead and dry Rise up with the wind soaring hasty on high! Ride ye thus to the hollow in the wood dark and deep Where all merry parted shall now merry meet. At the time 'twas appointed that time shall ye keep To honor me, hail me in great esbat fete. When the moon sailing bright in the dark midnight blue Casts her spell on the landscape, reversing each hue, And the scent of the night gives the magickal clue To the circle make haste, give Hecate her due! Dance wild, draw the power and shape in a cone, Till the power is thine and the will is thine own Then hurl't to the wind that thy purpose be flown And thy wish sha

Imagine This
^ aka fat ass stalker says im a racist lmao ok so after posting the kimmy stalker hater list. and people see the truth about them making fake accounts with my add link they change tactics and to spread hate they say im a racist LMAO!!!!!!!!!!by all means since this is clearly harassment and ct dont see it that way feel free to return the 1s back to the people on the haters list.

Rectum Stretcher!
Rectum Stretcher: While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge." Ticket -----------------------$95

I Wonder...
Those people that you block, and have no life so they continue to check out your profile...What's the point? It's not like they can say anything or rate anything or really do anything... I saw a MUMM on it, and then amazingly enough one of the 3 people i have blocked, is watching my page, lol. It's silly. I don't know what she's trying to accomplish. Hell, I don't know what I'm trying to accomplish by writing this. I'm just bored, lol.

Straight To Your Arms....
he calls her up at 3 am, "sorry baby. didn't mean to wake u up so soon. just want u to know that i got here. just got the key and checked into the room. "weather's nice here, no snow and ice like there in boston. glad i got to come this time of year. only thing i am missing is u darlin. just had to say i love u and with that u were here.. AND.. my love, travels every mile my love, u make my heart smile does not matter where i am or how long we're apart. you'll always be forever with me... my love will alway find its way staright to ur arms. they call him up at 3 am "i'm sorry.. when can u get here mr. stone? there's been a complication with ur wife sir. she needs u here she dont want to be alone." he hopped upon the next flight to boston. ran fast as he could through those double doors. he looked and saw his newborn baby crying. and the doctor held out a letter saying.. "this is urs".. AND IT READ... my love.. will travel every mile my love... you always m

Godlikedoglike.
Sometimes, I need to quit getting in my way. My own mind, my thought processes. They hinder me from obtaining my goal of being GODLIKEDOGLIKE. I know I can do whatever I want. I may not have the looks but I do have the mind. I can do whatever I want. I can be a God. I just need to get out of the way of my own evolution. I was almost there, but it was such an uncommon thing for me, I stepped in my way and sabotaged the whole damned thing. I did it, I fucked it up. But no more. NO MORE! No more shall I sabotage myself, no more shall I keep myself unhappy and from attaining my goals. No twelve ways around it, I can reach it. I can be there, at the top. I am better than this. I am better than most of them. No more fucking around, folks. This is the Beginning.

There Comes A Time In Everyone's Life Where You Just Gotta Cut The String.....my Times Come.
So those close to me know that this last couple of months have literally been hell for me.... But you know what? Im fine now....really...i am... im not hurting anymore, my heart is finally healing, thanks to alisha, michelle, shawntel, and of course Dahlia... You came into my life at just the right time and right place.... in just 2 days of standing and talking to you, youve healed my mind and my heart. Its amazing thats all it took from you...just a few minutes of conversation...thank you so much for that and im looking forward to our future.... Also many thanks to my online friends on here, you guys have all been great......thank you so so much to angela and jon for helping me out with summer...you guys are the greatest!!! And finally, to seal the coffin of all of my pain and sorrow of the last couple of months, i close with a sample of one of the greatest DANZIG songs out there..... =--this goes to all of the sacrifices ive made, all of the blood and tears ive poured